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An early photo of Mom some say we bare a striking resemblance...

I don't see it But I do see where I get my bad habits from

Greetings peeps, I’m baaaack! From a much deserved vacation! What a blast I had going to Cinco de Mayo parties and Easter Basket contests. I need a vacation from my vacation! Sunday, May 11th is Mothers Day, the very day I came out of the closet, it went something like this.

I had finally decided that I could no longer hide my sexuality from my mother. Sooo, I went over to her house and found her cooking at the stove. I sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh and said, Mom, I have something to tell you, I’m gay! My mother had no reply or gave no response, and just as I was about to repeat it to make sure that she heard me, she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, your gay? Doesn’t that mean you put other men’s penises in your mouth and lick their bum holes? I nervously said um, yeah, Mom, that’s right.

My mother went back to stirring the pot, and then suddenly whirled around, wacked me on the head with her spoon and said, don’t you EVER complain about my cooking again! You gotta love the moms! Having said that lets check out who’s doing what with whose mother in Metra land! ...ILLINOIS Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Saturday, May 10th its” Drag Matinee” hosted by Trannika! Show starts at 10pm sharp! Followed by “Twisted” with guest DJ VoxBox! Sunday, May 11th “Glo” with resident Gabriel and Adam El! SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Mondays “Dragzilla” it’s an amateur drag contest and it’s very entertaining! With cash prizes and drink specials! Thursdays, “Throwback Continued on page 20 18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 836

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Thursdays” with throwback drink prices! They offer private parties and they are the bomb!

Spin’s staff and management are so great! They are always there to make sure you have a great time. I had my birthday party there once and they were more than accommodating with a private room and the works!

TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Sundays “Beer Bust” with $1 Bud Light drafts and sodas! The club room opens at 6pm! Tuesdays, are “Big Game Night” go to watch or play! Thursday, May 15th “Handballer Night” with Red/White hanky specials! Friday, May 16th “Guest Club Night” with the Windy City Bondage Club! …MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), Friday, May 9th Pride and Boylesque present… “Dragster” featuring Gia Gunn with Chanel Hunter and Jadien Black!

Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Friday, May 9th “Black Out Party” Saturday, May 17th “Leather Night” with $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness! Saturday, May 24th “College Night” with $5 lockers for members 18-25! “Wild Wednesdays” FREE lube with the purchase of a locker or room! “FREE Tanning” Sunday-Thursday with the purchase of a room or locker!

CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), Friday, May 23rd “A.B.C Party” meaning, anything but cloths on the dance floor! $200 in cash prizes! Party seven days a week!

Sundays, “Amateur Night” Mondays, “Customer Appreciation Night” with no cover and drink specials! Tuesdays, “Karaoke” Wednesdays, “Hump Night” with no cover. Thursdays, Sabin and DJ John Cruz! Fridays, Crystal Harding performs with DJ’s John Cruz and Intrigue.

Saturdays, party with DJ’s John Cruz and Intrigue! And the most important thing to

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remember is that they have hot dancers every night at 9pm!

GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Monday nights are “College Night” with Chico, Nickki and the boys! “Fuck you Fridays” with Chico, DeAngela, Sabin and the boys! Saturdays “Gigi’s Cabaret” Michigan’s most awarded and longest running female impersonation revue! Reservations are highly suggested!

HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday, May 10th “# Selfie Party” OK, this is fun because nobody likes a selfie of me more than my selfie! Here’s how it works, you go into their photo booth, choose from a selection of props, take a selfie and post it on the Hayloft Facebook page. Show it to your bartender for drink discounts! Saturday, May 17th “Motor Ball Promo Party” Motor Ball in Saturday, June 7th at St. Andrews Hall and the proceeds benefit the Michigan Aids Coalition! Saturday, May 24th “Patio Grand Opening” with a complimentary BBQ! MENJO’S (313-863-3934), Friday, May 9th “Soft ware/Hardware Party” i.e. harness and underwear! Saturday, May 10th “The Mom Party.” Friday, May 16th “Sir Walt’s All Male Revue” Saturday, May 17th “ICON Code Party” Saturday, May 17th “Fierce Hot Mess 2” with DJ Mike Q! Get your tickets for the fusion motor city pride party bus!

METRO DETROIT SOFTBALL LEAGUE (www.mdsl.org), Sunday, May 11th after the game the bar of the week is Danny’s Irish Pub! Sunday, May 18th it’s at Sneakers Club!

Douglas: DUNES RESORT (269-857-1401), Friday, Saturday and Sunday, May 16th-18th “Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy” (I’d like to ride a cowboy hung like a horse) Friday, May 16th Men of Manwatch with DJ Gerry Wheeler! Saturday, May 17th rodeo games during the day and a rodeo pot luck in the afternoon! DJ’s Gerry Wheeler and Mark Vallese! Country divas in the Cabaret!

Sunday, May 5th “Tea Dance” with Grand River Renegades! DJ Gerry Wheeler and a 3pm pot luck! May 23rd the 26th “Memorial Weekend” Watch Metra for details!

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Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), The best patio in Ferndale is now open! Bring Mom in for “Sunday Brunch” Sunday, May 11th! Como’s not only has the best patio in town they also have a full menu and bar! Book your party for any occasion in their private banquet room!

JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Pride is coming fast! Saturday, May 31st Just-4-us has pride flags on sale for only 16.99 (reg. 21.99) from now until Pride! They have all 9 new Electrical Contact Cleaners on sale for only 16.99 (reg. $19.99) A little birdie told me that they have 3 new ones coming in and they may sell for around $10!

SOHO (248-542-7646), Every Wednesday, benefiting the Ferndale Community Foundation its “Drag Queen Bingo” Doors open at 7pm and the balls drop at 8pm (I’m trying so hard to keep my mouth shut) Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Sunday, May 11th bring in your Mom for “Sunday Funday” 2-6pm and build your own Bloddy’s! Ring in the spring at the Apartment any day of the week! “Michigan Mondays” over 30 local brews! “Tine Tuesdays” ½ off Martinis! “Wine Wednesdays” ½ off bottles of wine! “Thirsty Thursdays” ½ off all alcoholic beverages, open to close! Friday and Saturdays “Happy Hour” till 9pm! Make sure you check out the new website www.ApartmentLounge.net!

RUMORS (616-454-8720), Sundays are, “Stopin Sundays And Show Night” Mondays are, “Mega Mug Monday And Kick Ass Karaoke” with no door cover and drink specials!

Thursdays are,”Thursty Thursdays” guys I couldn’t believe it ½ off ALL Alcohol!

Hamtramck: TEMPTATIONS LOUNGE (313-974-6575), there’s a new game in town! Temptations Lounge! “Grand Opening Weekend” Friday, Saturday and Sunday, May 16th-18th! Join them in celebrating the grand opening of Hamtramck’s newest gay bar, doors open at 7pm with $5 cover

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after 9pm!! Appetizers at 7pm with drink specials and go-go boys all night long! Check out their website, this place is beautiful! www.temptationloungedetroit.com.

Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), “Showbiz Sundays” the craziest drag night around! “Twisted Thursdays” with party games and stripers (the stripers are fully nude! Fridays “College Night” “Unzipped Saturdays” Michigan’s biggest party night!

Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Friday, May 9th at 9pm Mr. Liberty Leather, Josh presents “Jocks and Socks Beer Bash.”

Saturday, May 10th starting at 9pm a benefit for Affirmations! With 50/50 raffle, silent auction, drink specials, food all night long and Karaoke, music and videos with KJ Karen! Saturday, May 17th “Armed Forces Day Party” with DJ Eddie and his dancers! Saturday, May 24th “Pride Kick Off Party” with drink specials and special guest performances! Show starts at 10pm sharp!

Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Finally! The weather has broken! I don’t know about you but, I have cabin fever and want to get the hell out of Dodge! Sooo I’m heading to Traverse City to check out the Cherry Blossoms! Peeps there are so many of them everywhere, it’s so pretty! Oh and while I’m there I going to the “Dare TO Bare Party” at Sidetraxx on Saturday, May 17th it’s there patio opening! I’m daring you to bare as much skin as possible! Then I’m going back for Memorial weekend for their Annual “White Party” watch Metra for details!

Warren: ADAMS APPLE (313-240-8482), Open seven days noon to 2am! Mondays, “Happy Hour” all day with Jack! Tuesdays, “Comedy” with Jack! Wednesdays “Euchre” with Mason! Fridays, “Karaoke Music Videos” with KJ Karen! Check out their new patio with your drinks in hand!

MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Saturday, May 10th “Brothers Night” an event hosted by The Mavericks, a “new” leather social club! This is one event you won’t tell your mama about! The party starts at 8pm, but you can come earlier. Happy hour always starts at 2pm, men you don’t want to miss this event! Saturday, May 17th “MDSL Benefit” for the Malebox2 softball team! “Industry Mondays” with $5 Long Islands, drink specials and a pool tournament at 9pm! “$2 Tuesdays” with $2 well and domestic! “Whiskey Wednesdays” with Country Night and you be the DJ FREE jukebox after 11pm! Every Thursday and Friday “Karaoke.”

“Party Night Saturday” with drink specials all night long, no cover and Karaoke! Sundays have changed, “Happy Hour” starts at 2pm, with a reunion 80’s revisited theme, then BBQ on the patio starts at 4pm with Jay, well, Tony actually does the cooking while Jay slings the drink specials! Then the party continues with Nick into the night! The Country nights are only on Wednesdays now.

That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, May, 14th for our Wednesday, May, 21st, issue and you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Email me your upcoming events today!

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