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METRA MAGAZINE

published by Metra Inc. , PO BOX 71844 Madison Heights, MI 48071 248.543.3500 METRAMAG@AOL.COM METRAPICNIC@A0L.COM AuntieM4Doro@AOL.COM

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See page 17 for a list of ticket sellers FRIENDS OF DOROTHY...........................14 WHO’S DOIN’ WHAT, WHEN AND WHERE IN METRALAND! Compiled By Auntie M.

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Hello my loves, WOW the 4th was a BLAST! I went to sooo many parties and picnics that I’ll have to sleep for a week to replenish my bod for the METRA PICNIC on Sunday, July 14th rain or shine. This event is my fave of the whole year!! Imagine 1,000’s of GLBT partying for 10 hours straight (no pun intended) on a secluded 13 acre park. We have great dance music in our covered dance floor, three shows hosted by the one and only Nickki Stevens, with her “Bitches In The Barn” (see the list on page 19), at the 17th Annual METRA Olympic Bush Games. Picture this, six teams of drunken silly sisters competing in ridiculous games, directed

by Summers Eve! Fun booths and food vendors or you can bring your own pic- a- nic basket, BYOB and plenty of it! FYI you WILL get laid! Why do you think I keep going back? Let’s check out what’s going on in Metra Land. Luv ya kiss kiss! …MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), Friday, July 12th “Boys Of Summer Contest” hosted by Derek Hazard and friends. DJ Jace in the Main room and DVJ Mark in the Red room. I love this contest, Necto is so huge (three levels) and the place is jammed packed. The contestants show off their best swim wear, then they're hosed down to show them glazing in all their beauty!

Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), “Wild Wednesdays”, FREE lube with the purchase of a locker or room. “FREE Tanning” Sunday-Thursday with the purchase of a room or locker!

Friday, July 12th “Black Out Party”. Saturday, July 20th “Leather Night” $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness. Saturday, July 27th “College Night” with $5 lockers for members 18-25. METRA picnic ticket seller!

CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), MDSL bar of the week Sunday, July 21st let's all get laid at their “Luau Party” great food, drinks and friends not to mention all the hot dancers! Sunday July 14th is Jonathon’s birthday!! Be sure to 14 Metra Magazine, Issue # 817

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stop by their tent at the METRA picnic to have a beer and a bite on them! Messy Mondays “Customer Appreciation” $1 off any drink. Tuesdays are “Coyote Ugly Karaoke” with Michael Champagne! (Can you say HOTTIE?) Wednesday “Hump Night” with no cover all night! Fridays “Live Entertainment” with Crystal Harding. Saturdays “Boys, Boys, Boys” with a “HUGE” line up of dancers with DJ Doug Roberts. METRA picnic ticket seller!

ESCAPE BOOKSTORE (313-366-6558), A great place to get some toys or mags to bring to the METRA picnic or after the picnic or hell before, during and after!! METRA picnic ticket seller!

GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Talent, style, class and beauty! No, I’m not talking about myself, although I am all of those things I’m talking about. “Gigi’s Cabaret Room” every Saturday showtimes are 10pm and 1am, reservations are highly suggested! Stop in and ask them how you can join them on their party bus to the METRA picnic! METRA picnic ticket seller!

HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Friday, Saturday and Sunday, July12th, 13th and14th “Country Expo”, wow that’s about as much fun as you can have with your britches still on.

Friday and Saturday, July 19th &20th “Mr Hayloft Leather Bear Contest 20013-2014” Friday, July 19th.. a Meet and Greet with the contestants and judges at 10pm there will be a 50/50 raffle with door prizes. Saturday, July 20th “Mr. Hayloft Leather Bear Contest 2013-2014” 10pm. Categories are interview, bar wear, formal leather wear, speech and jockstrap. Saturday, July 27th “Hotter Than Hell” with the sexy men of Notorious Boyz.It’s an all out pride patio party extravaganza! Live VJ, complimentary BBQ, shot/drink specials and promo giveaways!

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LIQUID (313-826-1192), Saturday, July 13th Backstreet's “34th Anniversary Party”. Saturday, July 20th it's “Christmas In July”, Saturday, July 27th “Heaven And Hell Ball” METRA picnic ticket seller METRO DETROIT SOFTBALL LEAGUE (www.mdsl.org) Bar of the week for Sunday, July 14th is at Club Liquid! On Sunday, July 21st it’s at Club Gold Coast!

R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), Saturday, July 13th “Country Expo And Bus Tour”. Saturday, July 20th” “Christmas In July Patio BBQ” Saturday, July 27 “Lights Out” jock and underwear party. Sundays are “Crazy Daze Pig Party”, with drink specials every ½ hour after 6pm. Tuesdays “Pool Tournament. Wednesdays are “Smokin Hot Underwear Contest” METRA picnic ticket seller!

Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005) Mondays are “Trivia Night” out on the patio! Tuesdays are “Karaoke”. On the first Friday of each month they bring in a DJ. And now on Sundays its “Sunday Night Dance Party”, so go dance the night away under the stars. Como’s is also getting a bus for the METRA picnic so my little pretties, you can kill three birds with one stone, have lunch, get your METRA picnic ticket and find out more about joining them on their bus! METRA picnic ticket seller!

JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Stock up for the METRA picnic at Just 4 Us, they have great picnic basket treats, clothing, flags and more! METRA picnic ticket seller!

Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Check out their all new 30 local Michigan craft brews!

“Craft Brews Mondays” with $3 12oz bottles and $3.50 16oz cans, so go on in and support Michigan brews! “Tea Tuesdays” with $10 32oz Long Islands pitchers and $2.75 well and domestics. “Woman’s Wednesdays” and their all new “Well And Wine Wednesdays” with ½ off bottles of wine and $2.50 wells and domestics. continued on page 22continued and page 18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 817

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RUMORS (616-454-8720), Wednesdays are “Wicked Wednesdays” with hottest male strippers from all across the state with two shows a night. “Thirsty Thursdays” with ½ off all alcohol! “Kickass Karaoke And Mega Mug Mondays” with 32oz mega mug draft specials!

Saturdays it's “Foam Party” peeps, this is so cool the dance floor slowly fills up with foam, up to eight feet and your just strutting your shit in foam!! Too much fun!

Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Saturday, July 20th “Summer Prom” the formal event of the summer with DJ John Cruze, and 18+ are welcome!

Mt. Clemens: TOTAL T’S (586-468-2208), Get to Total T’s and have your bar or organization printed on a T to wear to the METRA picnic. They always to our METRA shirts! Ask for Rich.

Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Friday, July 12th “Fun Fridays” trivia, all request videos and drink specials all night long! Saturday, July 13th “Leather Night” hosted by Mr. Liberty Leather, door prizes and 50/50 raffle, wear your leather and get happy hour prices all night long. Friday, July 19th “MIGRA Night”with line dancing lessons, door prizes and drink specials. Saturday, July 20th “Queens Of Pontiac Drag Show”, hosted by Lola Dick and music

by DJ Chuck. Thursday, July 25th” “Karaoke With Karen” and the “Kick Off Party” for the MIGRA Rodeo. Friday, July 26th the “Annual Boxer Short Party” wear your most outrageous boxer shorts, there are prizes and drink specials. Saturday, July 27th “Drink And Drag Bingo” with Chrome Debris at 8pm. METRA picnic ticket seller!

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Sterling Heights: SALON ONE DAY SPA (586-739-1164), Check out the new location of Salon One which is now Salon One Day Spa (well la tee da) they’re movin on up like the Jefferson’s!

Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Wednesdays are “Karaoke Stars” hosted by Impaired, Karaoke at 10pm with $3 Long Islands! “Throw Back Thursdays” join Josh every Thursday night for retro music, fun and drink specials. Come play with some sticks and balls because Sundays are “Free Pool And Darts.” Pool tournament at 8pm, winner receives a cash prize! $3 Long Islands and Bloody Marys, oh and pizza to!

Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Mondays they have “Beer Pong.” $2 Tuesdays And Talent Search calling all kings, queens, vocalists or any other talent you think you have! Bring your friends to cheer you on! The audience chooses the winner and Jacueline Frost will be your hostess with the mostess. Wednesdays are “Whiskey Wednesday” with FREE jukebox after country line dancing! Thursdays Jodi shakes things up join with “Karaoke” after 9pm.

Maria Vonteese and DJ Mike host “Friday Night Out With The Boyz” check out their new shot boys! Saturdays (my fave) “Malebox Revue Drag Comedy Show” with Iona Traler (also my fave) with Jacqueline Frost and special guest with music by DJ Jimmy. Sundays they have a BBQ on the patio after 3pm and then “Karaoke” with Vince at 9pm. METRA picnic ticket seller ...ILLINOIS Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Thursday, July 18th “The 2nd Annual T.G.I.F Benefit” it’s a benefit for trans, gnc and intersex freedom. Friday, July 19th Bjork “Fan After-Show Party” with all Bjork music and videos from 11pm-2am, immediately following her show at the Pitchfork Music Festival with DJ Greg Haus. Tuesday, July 23rd “Diamond Rings After Party” DJ Chester and hosted by Sofia Saffire!

2nd STORY (312-923-9536), Top shelf customer care from all the staff. You immediately feel welcomed when you enter the bar. Super high energy from everyone, no matter what age. And good Lord that Carlos is amazing! Hay Carlos send me a photo of yourself so I can put you in the magazine and share your gorgeous self with the rest of Metra Land SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Saturday, July 13th “Music Video Gang Bang”. Now that’s my kind of dance party! Join DJ Riley York for a night of SPIN’S best dance and pop videos in main bar/back dance floor. No cover before 10pm!

TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Tuesdays are “Hardcore Crusin Night” leather and sex oh my, $1 off for those of you in leather. Thursdays join them for some busy hands and good times for “Hardballer Night” if you flag Red or White hankies you'll get $1 off drinks. Saturdays are “Bear Night” and I ain’t talkin teddy bears, oooo kkkky! Its Chicago’s original and biggest bear party with the Great Lakes Bears!

MORE TICKET SELLERS SOHO in Ferndale BLUE NOTE CAFÉ in Pontiac SEEKERS in Port Huron FIVE 15 in Royal Oak That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, July, 24th for our Wednesday, July, 31st issue and you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Email me your upcoming events today!

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