Metra Issue 990- June 2025

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Camping for Tenters & RV'ers

30 Log Cabin Rentals

9 Room Bunkhouse

Vintage Trailers & Rentals

Large Heated Pool

Open Air Clubhouse Pavilion

Poolside Big Top Party Tent

Popular Scheduled Events

Popular nature trails for nocturnal exploration

Shower Your Way - Private, Locker Room Style or Outdoor

The Campit Store (the everything store)

Toy Store/Tool Box - Adult & Leather

Novelties

Volleyball & Horseshoes

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290 W 9 Mile Rd, Ferndale

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O-Scopes

Aries:

Pig Play is an acquired taste for most Bottoms while Tops are fussy. Be resourceful this month! Your best moves or that special thing you do is what is helping to make the hottest nights to remember. Just Spring Clean the Black Book & Don’t let your heart control your paycheck.

Taurus:

Lust and Passion are now working together to bring out this Seduction Energy. If you have never did a double penetration or just played with 2 guys at once. Well Birthday Sex could be the only thing serving you realness.

Gemini:

Sometimes being platonic at the right time can be your Superpower this month. The Air is filled with pheromones that is bringing out the Bears, Otters, Alphas and the Tweekers! Survival Mode is on. Even though things look and feel great now. Later Life was a Twist .

Cancer:

Private Resorts will allow you to be in your bubble. Remember to put sunscreen on your balls if you are naked. Use sex to push out any Anxiety or Frustration this month. This is a good time to visit places like Suck & Tuck .

Leo:

Daddies & Sugar Babies are In Season & be the company that you want to attract . Do not care what the haters say. Know that if you didn’t have them, you would not know of your own Suck Sense and that success

Virgo:

Don’t let some dudes give you the Dirty Sanchez with that Work & Pleasure Hookup. Make sure all terms are clear so no confusion. Unless you want to be the Scatman & Bobbin’ in this adventure. The cat and mouse energy is a strong game.

Libra:

Boundaries & if you be the gift , it can be the sexiest thing to do. Sometimes the eyes will play tricks that only dicks can see. Body language & eyes are the key to knowing what is going on across the room. Learn to read Lips it could save the day

Scorpio:

Have Expectations as High as if it was served in a Dispensary. Know your worth and learn from the past but throw no shade at those that cum to you. Know one day those same toes will then return out of the blue and make your toes curl to return the flavor

Sagittarius:

A Throuple could be a simple fix to put an end of making a choice between favorites. If you want to create one, make sure everyone is a team player and each gets attention. Any Man Left behind untouched is a tragedy.

Capricorn:

Never judge a package by the body! The size does matter and the growers, showers, girths and those that are long soft are magical in their own way. Do not underestimate anyone little or that Muscle Daddy. People could be catfishing for you, and you never knew it.

Aquarius: Your mind is everywhere, and you keep cool for the most part . Keep your mind active so the “ what if ? ” factor keeps you focused on that Juicy Ass that you been wanting or looking for. Play it safe near the end of the month.

Pisces:

Pisces: Try having more Flip Flop Nights! Taking turns can be fun too. Having no limits this summer brings so many Cocks to you. Each are swinging their own way and flavor to add to this Wonderful BBQ you got going on.

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PROMOTING COMMUNITY & PHILANTHROPY THROUGH LGBTQ+ SPORTS LEAGUES

How long have you been with Affirmations? 4 months

What is Affirmations to you?

A community’s north star where people can show up as their full selves It’s safety, celebration, and just the right amount of rebellion all in one ;)

Describe your perfect meal...

A charcuterie spread so stacked it deserves its own zip code Grape leaf rolls, tapas, mushrooms, samosas, and a strawberry milkshake to top it all off

What’s something you want everyone to know about Affirmations?

Affirmations is the largest LGBTQ+ center in Michigan, and as the newest addition to this incredible team, I ve seen firsthand the dedication of Affirmations’ staff We know what’s at stake: our dignity, our visibility, and our existence Michigan’s LGBTQ+ community deserves safety, resources, and a place to belong (and find joy!), and this team is here to make sure that never changes

It was Pride Month. I was aroused, hydrated, and dangerously optimistic. You know how it can be on the potential prowl, right? We all know about the all of the apps that we can download to our phones or other media devices and do what most of us refer to as “browsing”.

I was on one of those apps, only you can imagine which one that is! He messaged: “Browsing during Pride?”Me: “Wanna come over and disrespect some furniture that needs to be broken in?”Him: “Only if you play Thee Stallion while ruining your body " Me: “Done ”

He arrived wearing a angel wings, glitter, and the emotional availability of a feral rabbit. We made out on my gigantic rainbow flag laid across my living room floor, like true pride patriots. Clothes may have hit the floor. My dignity was drowning at the exact same time.Mid-thrust, he moaned, “Happy Pride.”I said, “Can you make it clap again?!”

Twenty-Six minutes, four positions, and one Pride-themed extravaganza in my living room, we collapsed. Me: “Was that a spiritual release or what?” Him: “Nah, just good cardio. Wanna split a Light Blue Sportsdrink?” He left me dazed, satisfied, and covered in biodegradable glitter It’s what Marsha P Johnson would’ve wanted I am sure!

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