"I imagine it must be much more cheerful up above, where, to the delight of the waiting populace, Aphrodite has leapt out of the sea foam and headed for shore. Now we see the extent of her activity and the despair, uncertainty, ecstasy and exhaustion she can cause among humankind with all their pathos, vanity, egotism and idiocies." - Piera McArthur, 2016