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Explore Arizona at “See” Level

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’ve lived in Arizona for over 19 years. I still can’t believe how big and diverse this state is. There are so many cities, cultures, landscapes and even climates to discover. Best of all, everything is just a day trip away and you can see it all by car.

Fenders and Friends Last month, my friends from the new car club Fenders and Friends and I volunteered and were invited to judge the 30th annual Route 66 Fun Run. Almost 1000 cars of all types drive down the historic Route 66, finishing with an epic auto show in Kingman. During our journey, we stopped in Parker, Lake Havasu, Hackberry, and ended for lunch in Seligman at the Road Kill Cafe.

280Z, Mercury Zephyr ... get it?). They like to explore the winding, narrow roads of the east side of the state from Globe, Stanton and ending with an overnight stay in Pinetop. Always following the posted speed limits, these boys push their cars and friendships to their limits.

Pride in Arizona With Phoenix Pride behind us, it’s time to hop in your car once again and explore more of Arizona. Take a short drive to Flagstaff for Pride in the Pines. A cool, green oasis just two hours north. Then it’s off to Southern Arizona to one of the most friendly cities and a quaint old mining town for Bisbee Pride.

We invited you to share snapshots of your own adventures with us for our annual feature, “Explore Arizona.” We’re excited Cactus 4 Wheelers to showcase you—our readers—here on Another way to discover Arizona is the pages of ION to see where you’ve by going off road with the Cactus 4 been. You left no stone unturned from Wheelers. This group of amazing people Camp Verde to Quartzite! Keep it take their 4x4 trucks where no man has up, explorers! gone before. You wouldn’t believe the rivers, lakes and bridges that exist off So as it heats up, cool down with a the beaten path. Even if you don’t have refreshing beverage and cuddle up with a truck, these fun guys can take a few this issue of ION and explore Arizona with lucky people along for the ride of your friends! their life.

Z Car Club This unique and limited car group of friends share more than the letter “Z” in their car names (like Mazda, Datsun 38

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Kenny’s Combo at Pat O’s Bunkhouse

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar! Summer’s hot, but that doesn’t stop the cool jazz stylings of Kenny Thames and his cats. Take your mind off the heat, join up with some friends and enjoy some tunes—and maybe a couple of Gin Rickeys, baby. Every Sunday at 7 p.m. at Pat O’s Bunkhouse Saloon, 4428 N. 7th Ave. in Phoenix.

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OUT Brunch 2017

Get some Eggs Benedict and grab a Mimosa! It’s OUT Brunch 2017. Your celebrity hostess is the glamorous, beautiful star of stage and screen, Tempest DuJour! Proceeds benefit SAAF (Southern Arizona AIDS Foundation). Saturday, June 10 at 11 a.m. at the University Park Hotel, 880 E. 2nd St. in Tucson. For more information and tickets go to OutBrunchAZ.org (See ad on page 31)

Sips & Sweets

Willy Wonka would love this benefit! 20 of the top dessert makers and 10 of the top mixologists in Phoenix plus an artists’ market will be on hand for an afternoon of candy, pastries and confections plus irresistible libations! Saturday, June 17 from 3-6 p.m. at the Sheraton Grand Phoenix 340 N. 3rd St. downtown. For your tickets visit SipsAndSweetsPHX.com (See ad on p. 46)

High Heels & Harnesses at The Anvil

Hey, men! You can be a butch and manly top, sure—but we’re in love with those darling little peep-toe, ankle-strap, kitten heels that just scream, “Fooled you! I’m a bottom!” Get out your leather harness and put on those Bandolinos! It’s the “High Heels & Harnesses” fundraiser on Saturday, June 17 at The Anvil, 2424 E. Thomas Rd. in Phoenix.

Gals, you’re more than welcome, too! (See ad on p. 23)

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Bisbee Pride & Flagstaff Pride

Celebrate Pride across Arizona!

Bisbee Pride: Friday, June 16 thru Sunday, June 18. Live music, performances, entertainment, Bingo, street dance, a ghost tour, a Lingerie Pageant, and much more! Get tickets at BisbeePride.com (See ad p. 30) Flagstaff Pride: Friday, June 23: Cosmic Bowling at Starlite Lanes, plus a kick-off drag show at the Orpheum Theatre. • Saturday, June 24 at Thorpe Park with Lisa Lisa. Go to FlagstaffPride.org for more info.

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EVENT LOCATION Wild Men of the West Los Diablo’s The Kenny Thames Combo Bunkhouse Miller Lite Splash Bash Hotel 502 Diva Divine: Phx Men’s Chorus Tempe Ctr. for Arts Piper’s Pep Rally Club Volt Evening in the Desert Botanical Garden Late Night Pancake Breakfast The Cash Men of Leather Night The Anvil OUT Brunch Univ. Park Hotel Equality March Heritage Square Garage Sale The Cash Soakin’ Sundays Charlie’s Pride Night w/ Phx Mercury Customer Appreciation Party Dick’s Cabaret Bisbee Pride Tony Awards Viewing Party Los Diablos Drag Star, season 4 Club Volt Bar Olympics The Cash Sips & Sweets Sheraton Grand Phx Skin Tight Beach Party Karamba’s High Heels & Harnesses The Anvil Celia Cruz Tribute Karamba Night at the Museum Phx Art Museum Kalor Norteño Karamba Foam Party w/ Pepper Mashay Charlie’s Nat’l. HIV Testing Day Stacy’s@Melrose Michael Jackson Tribute Karamba Comedy Night Karamba Military Party

CITY Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Tempe Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Tucson Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Historic Old Bisbee Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix SipsAndSweets.org Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix

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ION Debuts Online Store The Rock Celebrates Eight Years Time flies when you’re having fun— along with a few cocktails.

The Rock celebrated eight years of good times on the Melrose Curve on May 20.

Formerly known as La Roca, owners Mike Jacobs and Doug Pesavento succeeded in creating a friendly, fun, inviting bar with great entertainment.

Through the years some of the greatest drag performers like Joey Arias, Sherry Vine and Jackie Beat, plus RuPaul’s Drag Race contestants Pandora Boxx, Raja, Willam, Yara Sofia and others have wowed audiences.

Looking for that special t-shirt, tank top or mug? ION Arizona is proud to reveal a choice selection of merchandise for ION Arizona readers and fans. Choose from the classic black t-shirt with the familiar ION logo, or wacky pop art tank tops with an all-over-print that’s sure to start a conversation. More is on the way.

Additionally, entertainers, drag kings and queens, clubs or organizations can offer their own customized merchandise specially created by ION for sale. This is a perfect arena for fundraisers or other organizations to sell unique apparel to their membership or fans without the investment of maintaining an inventory.

Check out the new ION Store at IONAZ.com and look for the “Shopping Bag” icon in the masthead’s menu.

Weekly shows like “The Barbra Seville Show” along with “Lady Christian’s Trailer Trash Revue” plus the popular monthly dance party “Bearracuda” are staples.

“I want to thank all of our staff and guests that have come and gone for helping us make us a success for so many years,” said Jacobs in a Facebook post. “Doug Pesavento and I love you and thank you for the fun ride so far and many more years to come.”

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Kings & Queens in Their Castles

Tom Atwood Photographs LGBT Americans at home.

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P hotographer Tom Atwood tackled an imaginative

and ambitious series of photographic portraits when he traveled to 30 different states to photograph more than 350 LGBT subjects in their own home. A selection of these startling portraits are included in his new book, Kings & Queens in Their Castles.

This intimate look through a window into the private lives of celebrities and ordinary folks alike from all walks of life show the LGBT people at home, in their natural environment. Some—like TV personality and nabob Carson Kressley standing at mirror in his pink dressing room—show off their vulnerability under the theatricality. Others—like cartoonist and author of Broadway hit Fun Home— Alison Bechdel (pictured center) is at home in rural Vermont, composting with her wife, painter Holly Rae Taylor. (continued next page)

◀ Leslie Jordan, actor, The Help, Sordid Lives, Will & Grace, Boston Legal, Newhart.

Los Angeles Carson Kressley, Above ► Bravo and OWN television host New York, NY Alison Bechdel, Center ► Cartoonist, MacArthur Genius Grant Winner and author of Fun Home.

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Jericho, Vermont George Takei, Below ► actor from Star Trek, The Twilight Zone, Star Wars, Heroes Los Angeles, CA

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Atwood’s portraits celebrate the ordinary and the eccentric, the overlooked and flamboyant in a way you’ve never seen this specific genre of Americans before with a sensitivity that celebrates LGBT community uniquely captured on film.

“My images dance the line between beauty and chaos,” explained Atwood.

“Sometimes simultaneously comforting and unsettling. I hope they arouse in you as much delight and curiosity as they do in me.”

ION Arizona is proud to feature a few of Atwoods tableaux, including some special people right here in Arizona.

With Father’s Day coming up, (or a belated Mother’s Day) this makes an especially great gift for any parent (LGBT or straight) from their LGBT (or straight) offspring.

ION Arizona readers can view more photos and purchase this beautiful, high quality, hardcover book at TomAtwood. com/Kings-Queens. $45 plus S/H. Fine art prints are also available.

Facebook/ Twitter/ Instagram: TomAtwoodPhoto Neil Giuliano ► former Tempe Mayor and president of GLAAD Tempe, AZ

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Miss Gay Arizona America 2017 This is a big one! You won’t want to miss it! “Bond. Excellence is Forever.” Prepare for a night to be dazzled when we find out who will represent Arizona at Miss Gay America 2017. Sunday, June 25 at 5 p.m. at the Tempe Center for the Arts, 700 W. Rio Salado Rd. Get your tickets at TCA.TicketForce.com.

For more information visit MissGayArizonaAmerica.com

Diamond Crystal Awards The excitement is mounting! This is the event where the best of the best are honored on a very special evening with the Diamond Crystal Awards. ArizonaDrag.com rolls out the red carpet to single out the drag queens and drag kings who dazzle audiences across the state of Arizona. Friday, July 7 in the Showroom at The Rock, 4129 N. 7th Ave. in Phoenix. For your tickets go to ArizonaDrag.com

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LOCATION SHOW / PERFORMER(S) Karamba Ariana Miller Show Club Volt Piper’s Pep Rally Los Diablos Dinner in the Desert Karamba The 90’s Show Charlie’s Nina Bo’nina Brown Club Volt DragStar Season 4 TCA Miss Gay AZ America 2017 Karamba Queens of Karamba Cruisin’ 7th Olivia’s Garden Party Charlie’s Claudia B Hosts The Strip Factor Karamba Savannah Moussier’s Show BS West Stars Choice Season 18 - Kendra’s Farewell Karamba Karamba Girls - Adriana Galiano & Karime Lizaldi Charlie’s Nevaeh’s High Heels & Halos Cruisin’ 7th Camping Out with the Southern Belles Karamba Tejano Thursdays with Ruby Reynolds Charlie’s Coco St. James’ Neon Party Cruisin’ 7th Nikki at Night with Nikki Knowles Club Volt 4Some Revue with Miley, Gia, Piper & Luna Boycott Fresh Fish with Sonja Savage, Falaesha Savage, The Rock Special Event Rotating Drag Shows Plazma Freaky Fridays with Celia Putty BS West Elements - The Valley’s Top Drag Entertainers Cruisin’ 7th Lady Christian’s Lady & the Tramps The Rock The Barbra Seville Show Charlie’s Pussy’s Patio Show Cruisin’ 7th Excuse Our Beauty Revue Los Diablos Broadway Brunch with Olivia Gardens & Bobby Gordon Charlie’s Pussy LeHoot & Friends BS West The Showgirl Follies Big Sexy Show Cruisin’ 7th The Morning After with Trixxie Deluxxe June 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 57

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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

15-year-old Christopher has an extraordinary brain, but ill-equipped to handle everyday life. He’s suspect in the killing of a neighbor’s dog, and sets out to find the culprit, leading to a life changing discovery.

June 20-25 at ASU Gammage, 1200 S. Forest Ave. in Tempe. For tix call 480-965-3434 or go to ASUgammage.com or visit TicketMaster.com or call 800-745-3000

George Lopez

Join in the laughs with George on his #ThatsTrue comedy tour. A comedic star of television, motion pictures, writer and more, he’s one of 25 Most Infuential Hispanics in America. Catch him on Saturday, June 24 at Casino del Sol, 5655 W. Valencia in Tucson. For tix call 800-344-9435 or go to CasinoDelSol.com

AZ Improv Festival

Unplanned. Unscripted.

Unexpected. Totally outrageous!

Don’t miss this opportunity to see some of the funniest folks in Arizona perform zany comedy spontaneously! from SNL alum Paul Brittain and Brendan Jennings from Second City headline.

Classes available. Sunday, June 26 at Tempe Improv, 930 E. University Dr.

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Anthony DeVito Shawn Wayans Disney’s Beauty & the Beast Beehive: 60s Musical Nick Vatterott Josh Blue Jonathan Kite Curious Incident of the Dog ...

George Lopez AZ Improv Festival Evening with Jason Mewes Elton John’s Aida

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Puddles Pity Party The morose 7-foot tall clown of dubious sexual orientation with the golden baritone brings his comical and magical performance art showcase back to the Valley! You might even be part of the show!

Tuesday, June 13 at the Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main St. For tickets call 480-644-6500 of visit MesaArtsCenter.com

Enrique Iglesias & Pitbull The handsome King of Latin Pop and Pitbull hit the road for the third time in an explosive concert tour. They’re joined by boy band CNCO, from the Univision reality show La Banda. Wednesday, June 14 at the Talking Stick Resort Arena, 201 E. Jefferson St. in Phoenix. For tickets visit TicketMaster.com or call 800-745-3000

Queen + Adam Lambert After a wildly popular world tour, American Idol runner-up Lambert teams up with members of the legendary band Queen (minus Freddie Mercury, of course) for a night of high energy rock as they kick off a new tour on Friday, June 23 at the Gila River Arena, 9400 W. Maryland Ave. in Glendale. For tix call 800-745-3000 or visit TicketMaster.com, or GilaRiverArena.com.

JUNE 2017 ION CONCERT CALENDAR DATE ARTIST 2 Lady Antebellum 4 Bush 5 Yngwie Malmsteen 6 Yngwie Malmsteen 10 The Atomic Punks 11 Chicago & Doobie Brothers 13 Puddles Pity Party 14 Enrique Iglesias, Pitbull 14 Roger Waters 15 KNIX Acoustic Summer 16 Jason Mraz 22 Vans Warped Tour 22 Alice Cooper 23 Queen + Adam Lambert 24 Gordon Lightfoot 25 Brad Paisley & others 27 Everclear & others 28 Iron Maiden 28 Andrew Bird 30 Santana

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Good ‘n’ Evil The Mummy Wonder Woman Starring: Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Elena Anaya

Starring: Tom Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Russell Crowe In the spirit of Girl Power, just like the world of superheroes, legendary monsters movies don’t have to be dominated by men, either.

It’s been a long time coming for this DC comic super-heroine to spin around onto the silver screen (and save the world, coincidentally.)

Since 1996, gossip linked Sandra Bullock, Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Beyoncé, Catherine ZetaJones and many others to play the Amazonian glamour girl. Who will it be? Miss Israel 2004’s Gadot, The Fast and the Furious franchise) won!

As Princess Diana (not the doomed English one) she’s trained to be an unconquerable warrior, raised on the uncharted, estrogen infused, all-female island, Themyscira.

Diana rescues downed American pilot Steve Trevor (Pine, Star Trek), who tells her about a little global disagreement that we now call “World War I,” which threatens to ruin pretty much everything, no thanks to Kaiser Wilhelm and Doctor Poison (Anaya, The Skin I Live In).

No word about if this Wonder Woman will fly her invisible airplane, but we know the Golden Lasso of Truth and those bracelets still come in handy.

Sadly, TV’s super gal Lynda Carter won’t be making any cameos as initially planned.

Opens: June 2

Another Princess (Boutella, Star Trek Beyond), whose destiny was stolen from her millennia before, lies entombed deep below the stinging Egyptian sands. As the mummy traditional goes, her slumber is disturbed, and -- boy, is she mad! Her shambling, busty corpse pursues former Navy SEAL Nick Morton (Cruise, Mission Impossible) because the whole Scientology business bugs her, too. (Okay, maybe that’s not part of the plot.)

Enter Dr. Henry Jekyll (Crowe, Gladiator), who works for a syndicate that deals specifically with monsters.

(This can’t be good once Mr. Hyde shows up.)

Expect lots of twists, surprises and dramatic special effects.

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The Brad Speck Team is proud to support IGNITE’s National HIV Testing Day Event on Saturday, June 24th at Stacy’s @ Melrose.

Together, we can do more.

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Perfume Genius No Shape

“No family is safe when I sashay” was Michael Hadreas’, aka Perfume Genius’ queer battle cry on 2014’s “Queen.” On that album, Too Bright, Hadreas married classical art music and the trappings of 70s glam rock personified in Bowie, Freddie Mercury and Elton John. Where those idols couldn’t be out and proud of their queer identities, Hadreas puts it at the forefront.

No Shape opens tenderly with “Otherside,” a piano ballad that explodes with the glistening notes from an organ that you’d expect at a coronation, as if Hadreas took the legacy of Queen with his music. “Slip Away” crosses baroque music with rock—a guitar subs for a harpsichord, but still it feels like it belongs in director Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette.

On “Just Like Love” he admires a boy’s dress, while challenging judgmental onlookers with “Go Ahead” when he sings, “Go ahead and try!” and protests “How long do we have to live right/ before we even have to try?” on “Valley General.”

No Shape is the perfect album for right now, straddling the crazy world around us and the beauty of an open-minded community.

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Mary J. Blige

Strength of a Woman Let me start by saying that Mary J. Blige is a living legend. Her

Aural Fixation

nearly 30-year career is full of highlights: marrying hip hop and soul and birthing a new genre with What’s the 411?, respect from all the greats, nine Grammy awards, drag queen staple “Just Fine” and even awkwardly singing the truth on camera to an audience of one, Hillary Clinton.

For all those highs there have been plenty lows: her fights with management, a history of drug and alcohol abuse, as well as heartbreak, all of which she managed to alchemically turn into hits.

The woman who proclaimed “No More Drama” in 2001 is back with more drama.

After a nasty split with her long time husband and manager, Mary is back with Strength of a Woman, 57 minutes of redundant steaming anger and sadness.

The elegance and simplicity of early hits like, “Not Gon’ Cry” seem to be poorly rehashed. Enlisting DJ Khaled, Missy Elliot and Kanye West can’t seem to breathe life into this mostly boring, forgettable album. Her collaboration with KAYTRANADA and BadBadNotGood stands out, pairing Blige’s sorrow to a BPM more suited for keeping someone’s interest. Despite the history of heartbreak turned hit, Blige’s formula fails her.

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New Title Orange Is the New Black Shut In

(2016)

Starring: Naomi Watts, Charlie Heaton, Oliver Platt, Jacob Tremblay Part ghost story, part horror, part Greek tragedy, a little Freudian, and lots of psycho-terror.

Widowed child psychologist Mary Portman (Watts, St. Vincent, Mulholland Dr.) lives in an old, rambling, two-story, Martha Stewart dream house in Maine. She cares for her 18-year-old stepson, Stephen (Heaton, Stranger Things), a quadriplegic crippled in an automobile accident killing his father, Mary’s husband. Unhappily, Mary decides to put Stephen in a care facility.

As an ice storm hits, a deaf-mute runaway child Mary is counseling (exactly how they communicate, we’re not sure) seeks refuge in her home. Mary discovers him, but he disappears suddenly. Or does he?

Is he dead or alive? Mary has bizarre visitations from the lost boy’s ghost.

Without giving any spoilers, things start going wrong in a spooky, old house without power, a cripple, a ghost and a hysterical woman. If you don’t believe me, the ominous music makes sure you know “This is some scary shit” with crashing drums and sudden crescendos.

The critics (and many movie goers) hated Shut In. The first thirty minutes are plodding with bad or confusing set-ups.

Sure, a clichéd, “The call is coming from inside the house!” moment is a little eyerolling, but all-in-all, once the action starts, the movie accomplishes what it intended: scare you. ★★☆☆☆

(season 4, 2016)

Starring: Taylor Schilling, Lea DeLaria, Danielle Brooks, Uzo Aduba Like Nurse Jackie and Shameless and other many other dramedies, life in Litchfield Penitentiary takes on a darker turn with less comedy this season, delving into the rampant racial and economic tensions.

The women’s prison is overrun with new inmates and overseen by inexperienced guards, where it undergoes an unprecedented culture war.

New characters are locked up this season.

Judy King (veteran Broadway and TV actress Blair Brown, The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd), patterned after Martha Stewart, provides laughs in the clink.

Creator Jenji Kohan (Weeds) achieved her goal: the star of the series is the entire ensemble cast, not a singular individual.

Audiences grumbled about missing the pervasive presence of Piper Champman (Taylor Schilling, Dark Matter). She is such a superb actress that reducing her role doesn’t seem fair.

A gag reel, tour of the set and audio commentaries make this 3-disc set a keeper. ★★★★☆ Available Now, $34.98 SRP -- DVD, Blu-ray, Amazon Video digital HD

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City of the Big Shoulders. It’s funny for people native to Arizona. We see our population exploding with expats and snowbirds from the Windy City who are tired of their brutal winters, longing for the eternal sunshine and wide open spaces of the desert.

They come here and try to make it exactly like Chicago. Even their gangsters move here. Cox Communications has an entire channel devoted to nothing but Chicago news.

Baseball’s spring training brings in planeloads of the nasal Midwesterners following their precious Cubbies and White Sox. After a few street tacos they gripe about how much they miss Chicago. So they bring their uniquely “Chicago” food with them. The ancient Land of the Anasazi is turning into the modern Land of Lincoln West.

Don & Charlie’s, Chicago Hamburger Company, Oregano’s, Buddyz Chicago Pizzeria, Z’s Greek, Spinato’s, Portillo’s (have you ever had one of their tamales? Don’t. Ever.) and the Original Pancake House all hail from Chi-town.

When Lou Malnati’s followed by Gino’s East opened, pandemonium erupted like the Haymarket Riots of 1886 over who has better pizza.

The newest Chicago export is Elly’s Brunch & Café. If there’s anything we can all get behind as Americans, it’s breakfast. Well, and brunch.

The Chi-town mini-chain staked a claim in the rehabbed Uptown Plaza in Phoenix, bringing their beloved breakfasty goodness with them.

The stark, super spartan dining room could use a splash of color and some art. It’s plain, but it has plenty of seating, so waiting shouldn’t be a problem. The hostesses and servers are cheery and hospitable.

Elly’s full-range breakfast, brunch and lunch menu is well-rounded, with a dash international flair. There’s something for everyone from sea to shining sea. (Not just on Lakeshore Drive.) You’ll need a few visits to pick out your favorites.

You don’t have to parlez-vous français to fall in love with Banana Nutella Crepes with crushed hazelnuts. C’mon!

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berries, vanilla, almond paste and mascarpone for $11.

Monte Cristo, Reuben, ‘Shroomed Patty Melt and more, including a couple of vegetarian friendly items, too.

Eat like a movie star! Rave reviews for the Malibu, with hormone-free chicken breast, Applewood bacon, American cheese on a butter croissant. Tender and tasty, it’s tops for $11.

Each sandwich comes with hand-cut or sweet potato fries. Add a large, crisp veggie salad for only $2 more.

Hearty eaters will tuck into the Homemade Corned Beef Hash with two poached eggs, onion and hashbrowns and your choice of toast or pancakes. (Go for those flapjacks. You can have toast at home.) We found the hash (imported from Chicago) a tad on the dry side, but satisfying. $11

Elly’s has a great selection of homemade brioche French toast, waffles, omelettes, morning sandwiches, fritattas, skillets, salads and bowls, all averaging around the $10 mark. We hear that their enormous Baked Apple and German Pancakes are spectacular

Four varieties of Eggs Benedict are a blessing. We opted for the Florentine style, topped with plenty of Applewood bacon, spinach, on an English muffin crowned with a fresh Hollandaise sauce so sweet and citrusy it reminded us of Lemon Meringue Pie. $11

Elly’s has enough on the menu to feed a whole herd of Mrs. O’Leary’s cows.

But I hope she leaves them in Chicago.

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Skinny minnies will like the “Light & Healthy” menu with lots of “good for you” things that won’t add to your waistline.

Open 365 days a year, 6 a.m.-3 p.m.

Uptown Plaza, 100 E. Camelback Rd. at Central Ave. Phone: 602-603-9600

Out & about with pride!

Grow the movement and join today at 850zip.com

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The intrepid explorers of ION Arizona set on on an adventure of our own to the stunning Blue Ridge Reservoir, in the Coconino National Forest on the Mogollon Rim, near Strawberry, Arizona Photos by Franklin Diaz Production Assistant Kevin Bushaw & Anthony Alfaro Models are AJ and Shawn Ascend D10 Kayak Available for purchase email ionarizona@me.com

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SEVEN FALLS Trail► The Seven Falls trail winds up through 2 1/2 miles of the most beautiful landscape Tucson has to offer, and leads to a surreal set of waterfalls that cascade into large pools.

Jim Harsha and Jay Barker revel in the glory of the scenery.

SEVEN FALLS trail ► to BEAR CANYON If you’re feeling lazy, take the tram. More ambitioius?

You could walk the 3.7 miles at the top where you have a choice of taking several trails into the mountains and canyons or walking the road.

Christopher Deperro is one of those ambitious types.

◀ OAK CREEK

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HikeOUT Arizona is an activity group for LGBT people and their friends interested enjoying our great state. Since 2007 they’ve been doing two to three hour hikes and socialize after. Look for them in Yahoo! groups or find out more at HikeOutAZ on Facebook. Questions?

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◀ CATALINA STATE PARK

Discover 5,500 acres of lush desert with nearly 5,000 saguaro cactus, yet perfect for hiking.biking or horseback riding. Just minutes away from downtown Tucson at the foot of the Santa Catalina Mountains, this park blends into the Coconino National Forest.

◀ GRAND CANYON Unique combinations of geologic color and erosional forms decorate this mighty canyon.

It’s 277 river miles long, up to 18 miles wide, and a mile deep. Grand Canyon overwhelms our senses through its immense size. Discover two billion years of geologic history right here! The most visited of all national parks, the South Rim is open all year long.

BOYCE THOMPSON Arboretum► Located near Superior, Arizona, this spectacular 392 acre botantical garden founded in 1924, is one of the oldest west of the Mississippi.

Several easy hikes are yours to choose from.

◀ OAK CREEK WEST FORK

Located near the Red Rocks of Sedona, this is an Arizona favorite for residents and visitors alike.

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HORSESHOE BEND► Five miles downstream from the Glen Canyon Dam and Lake Powell, near Page, you’ll find the famous Horseshoe Bend of the Colorado River. The stunning overlook is heartstopping 4,214 feet above the river, but that didn’t scare daredevil Emm Jay ... one false step ...

DEVIL’S BRIDGE► The steep, but short hike up to Devil’s Bridge is a busy 4.4 mile round trip adventure, especially perfect for bird watching. Leashed dogs are welcome! The payoff was a breathtaking view of the legendary red rocks of Sedona for friends Brittney Chapman and Ryan Boehme

◀ Havasu Falls Helpful Hint: Whenever you travel and wherever you go, it’s a good idea to remember to pack a little Dramamine just in case you get a little nauseated or carsick. Emm Jay pretends he came down with a touch of travel sickness thanks to a little bit of camera trickery.

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◀ Robbie Q. Chan ►

Ro Ho En —

Japanese Friendship Garden Himeji, Japan is a Sister City to Phoenix. We cemented our bonds of friendship with the city in 1996, dedicating 3.5 acres to a stunning park in the middle of downtown.

Robbie celebrated graduating from ASU with his friends Brooke & Tobi at the remarkable garden.

◀ Devil’s Bridge This sinister name of the natural sandstone arch of Devil’s Bridge belies the heavenly views across the scenic vistas toward Sedona. Joe takes a moment to drink in the majesty of Mother Nature’s handiwork. Actually, he’s just resting for the photo op.

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Robber’s Roost► If you hold up a bank, or ambush a stagecoach, or manage to rob a locomotive, you might want to lay low at Robber’s Roost near Sedona. Anthony isn’t an outlaw (that we know of!) but he took advantage of the great view! You’ll need a high clearance vehicle to get here and a Red Rock Pass.

The Mittens► at Monument Valley

The landscape of Monument Valley Navajo Tribal Park includes the eternal West and East Mittens. The buttes are made of three principal rock layers. The lowest is Organ Rock Shale, the middle is de Chelly Sandstone, and the top layer is the Moenkopi Formation capped by Shinarump Conglomerate for you geology nerds.

Horseshoe Bend►

On a clear day, you can see forever! Just five miles away from the Grand Canyon, this crowd-pleasing geologic masterpiece is waiting for you. Winter attracts fewer visitors. Photographers recommend arriving early morning for the best shots.

For an even better shot, we recommend you invite that handsome Anthony along.

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Camelback MNTN► Even in the middle of a congested city like Phoenix, it’s easy to escape the hustle and bustle of daily life. Jordan McMurray and Eddie Ramirez find an opportunity to escape far from the madding crowd and get some exercise Camelback Mountain, one of the top hiking destinations in America. Fun Fact: Did you know that the City of Phoenix has more municipal park space than any other city in the United States?

Hackberry► A former silver mining town founded in 1875, Hackberry went from boom to bust.

Not quite a ghost town, Hackberry still maintains a post office serving 68 residents. Located on the Mother Road, the historic Route 66, the Hackberry General Store maintains a collection of vintage cars.

Fenders and Friends is a group of auto enthusiasts who meet, go to car shows and road rallies. Search for them on Facebook to find out more and join!

The Grand Canyon► A trail from the edge of the most famous canyon in the world leads down 11 miles to Supai Village, home of the Havasupai Indians, the smallest reservation in Arizona. The spectacular turquoise waters of Havasu Falls just beyond beckon Daniel Ray to make the difficult but worthwhile trek.

◀The Grand Canyon Robert James and Luke Findley traverse one of only two suspension bridges crossing the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon, the Kaibab (or Black) Bridge connects the north and south rims. Built in 1928, humans and mules transported the 122 tons in materials down the nine miles of trail. Walking single file, 42 Havasupai tribesmen carried the one-ton, 550-foot suspension cables.

◀Bartlett Lake “But you shoulda seen the one that got away!” Robert is astonished at the puny “Catch of the Day” on the end of his hook. We think Robert’s more alluring than his lure. Bartlett Lake was constructed between 1936-39 and is a popular recreation area just an hour away from Phoenix in the heart of the Tonto National Forest,

◀ Superstition Mountains

“Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!” They ain’t exactly Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, but husbands Robert and Joshua find time to take a badass selfie during target practice in the Superstition Mountain wilderness.

The Grand Canyon► Golly, what a gully! The first evidence of a human at the Grand Canyon stretches back 10,500 years ago. Fast forward to now: veteran camper, fearless explorer and handsome modern day human Robert James pauses high atop the canyon’s rim, overlooking the stubborn Colorado River, still carving its way through centuries of rock and sandstone.

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DEVIL’S BRIDGE► The great outdoors are one giant playground for Peter Michelsen and Clint Cooper. Here they are at the trailhead for Devil’s Bridge in Sedona

CANYON LAKE► Part of the Tonto National Forest in the Superstition Wilderness, Canyon Lake was formed by the Mormon Flat Dam in 1925.

◀EAST VERDE PARK, PAYSON

The rare astronomical phenomenon of double-Full Moons rising during the day at East Verde Park in Payson is a sight to behold!

CAMELBACK MNTN► Climb ev’ry mountain!

The hills are alive with the sound of music! A trek up Camelback Mountain, high above the smog, is a great way to view the Valley of the Sun.

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◀Horseshoe Bend may be one of the smallest wonders in Arizona, but sure makes a big impact!

Scotty Kirby, an eagerly sought after freelance photographer for ION, pauses for a snapshot with Omar Zamora, for an instant in time compared to 199,000 years ago since formation began.

◀Mogollon Rim Here come the grooms!

May is a perfect month in Arizona to say, “I do!”

Cole Brackney-Wandelear (left) and Klay BrackneyWandelear (right) made their promises to love and to cherish from this day forward at one of the high escarpments crowning the magnificent Mogollon Rim nearly 8,000 feet above sea level.

Below, we have another stunning view with the Brackney-Wandelear wedding party at the Mogollon Rim.

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The martian landscape with the towering red sandstone formations of Monument Valley near Four Corners are part of the ancestral home of the Diné, or Navajo people. Mike Chesworth, a filmmaker and intrepid world traveler, gives the “thumb’s up” to the famous vista familiar to movie-goers everywhere as a backdrop for director John Ford’s famous westerns. This June 3rd and 4th watch Mike’s new show all about Exploring Arizona: Racing Arizona Livethe worlds first live, interactive game show.

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BS West Service Industry Night (W)

Bar 1 Beer Bust (W)

OZ BAR Poker (W)

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Stacy’s @ Melrose Karaoke (W)

Charlie’s Sunday Afterhours

OZ Bingo (W)

Stacy’s @Melrose Phoenix Gay Idol

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Bunkhouse Kenny Combo

OZ BAR Poker (W)

Bliss/ReBar Phoenix Gay Idol

Dick’s Cabaret Amateur Night (W)

Bar 1 Karaoke (W)

OZ BAR Poker (W)

Dick’s Cabaret Amateur Night (W)

Los Diablos Taco Tuesday (W)

Bar 1 Karaoke (W)

Charlie’s Phoenix Gay Idol

Dick’s Cabaret Amateur Night (W)

OZ BAR Poker (W)

4 Independence Day

Los Diablos Taco Tuesday (W)

The Cash Free Dance Lessons (W)

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Bunkhouse Phoenix Gay Idol

Dick’s Cabaret WTF Wednesday (W)

Los Diablos Phoenix Gay Idol

Club Volt Dollar Drink Thursdays (W) OZ BAR Karaoke (W)

The Rock Undie Night with Chris (W)

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The Cash Truth or Dare Bingo (W)

Karamba Comedy Night

The Cash Karaoke (W)

OZ BAR Karaoke (W)

The Cash Phoenix Gay Idol

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OZ BAR Poker (W)

The Rock Undie Night with Chris (W)

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The Cash Truth or Dare Bingo (W)

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Cruisin’ 7th Comedy Night (W)

Club Volt Dollar Drink Thursdays (W)

Club Volt Piper’s Pep Rally

ION NIGHT at Nearly Naked Theatre’s ‘bare’

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Club Volt Dollar Drink Thursdays (W)

JUNE 1

THURSDAY

Club Volt Phoenix Gay Idol

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Crusin’ 7th TS Dancers (W)

Plazma Phoenix Gay Idol

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Karamba Karaoke (W)

Los Diablos Tony Viewing Party

18 Bisbee Pride

Stacy’s @ Melrose Karaoke (W)

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Crusin’ 7th TS Dancers (W)

BS West Phoenix Gay Idol

11 Equality March

The Rock Rock’n Bodies Review (W)

Hotel 502 Sexiest Bartender

Bar 1 Beer Bust (W)

BS West Service Industry Night (W)

Los Diablos Broadway Brunch (W)

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Hotel Congress - Tucson 90’s House Party (W)

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MONDAY

Stacy’s @ Melrose Pride After-party

4 Racing AZ Live

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OZ Karaoke (W)

Charlie’s Splash Bash Pre-Party

The Rock Phoenix Gay Idol

7 Club Volt 4some Revue (W)

The Rock Bearracuda

The Rock Phoenix Gay Idol Finale

The Rock Barbra Seville Show (W)

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PHX Art Museum Night at the Museum Pride Awards

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TSR Arena Pride Night with PHX Mercury

Kobalt Phoenix Gay Idol

16 Bisbee Pride

Los Diablos Friday Mass Begins (W)

Desert Botanical Garden LGBT Night Out with the Ballet

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8 Los Diablos Happy Hour All Day (W)

Cruisin’ 7th Lady & the Tramps

The Cash DJ Delicious (W)

BS West Military Party

JULY 1

Stacy’s Test Together Day

OZ Phoenix Gay Idol

24 Flagstaff Pride

Anvil High Heels & Harnesses

The Cash Bar Olympics

17 Bisbee Pride

Los Diablos Angels & Demons (W)

University Park Hotel OUT Brunch 2017

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Hotel 502 Splash Bash

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Anvil

DIRTY DADDY DANCERS 10pm HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

WILD MEN of the WEST 7:30pm HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

BEER BUST $3 Pitchers All Day HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

Bar 1

HH 10am-7pm

$2.25 Domestic Bottles 7pm-9pm

$1.50 Bud Light Drafts $2 Canned Beer

Dance Party Opens at 5pm-2am

Saturday Opens at 5pm-2am

Totaly Awesome Sundays 80s Music $3 draft, well & Fireballs

HH $4 Well & Beer $2 OFF Apps/GlassWine/Prem.Spirits

Brunch Specials 10a-3p $12 Bttle of Bubbly, $5 Bloodys

$12 Bttle of Bubbly, $5 Bloodys 10a-3p 1/2 OFF Cocktails 2-7pm KARAOKE

Elements Show 10pm $5 U-Call-It Drinks & Shots

2-4-1 All Day/All Night Go-Go Boys, Extended Patios VIP

Sunday Funday KARAOKE 10p $2 Miller - $3 Marys & Mimosas

2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm $2.50 Miller Products

2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm $2.50 Bud Products

Happy Hour All Day JAZZ w/ Kenny Thames 7pm

The Cash

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm $1 Drafts 8-10pm $5 Long Isl 10-cl

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm DJ Delicious 9pm

HH $3 Well & Dom ALL DAY KARAOKE 8pm

Charlie’s

$3 Pitch/2-4-1 Well-Dom 2-7pm $1 Draft 10pm-Mid

2-4-1 Well/Dom Noon-7pm $3 Absolut/Barcardi Flavors 10-Mid

Super Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Pitch / $3 Lng Island Open-Cl

NEW Club Volt

4SOME REVUE 10pm $30 Champagne $4 4Some Cock.

HIGH VOLTAGE Go-Gos $3 Wells HH 4-8pm $1 Dom. $2 Well

LIQUID BRUNCH SUNDAYS $2 Dom. Draft $5 Long Island

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm Event Night 10:30pm

Dirty Daddy Dancers 4:30pm Lady Christian 10:30pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm TS Dancers 10:30pm

2-4-1 VIP Dances 7-9pm

Off the Hook Tons of Prizes & Giveaways

2-4-1 Cover, Wristbands & VIP Dances

HH 3:30-6:30pm & 11pm-Close $2 OFF Apps / Well / Wine / Beer

$4 Signature Brunch Drinks 10a-3p $4 Mimosas $5 Big Bloodys

$4 Signature Brunch Drinks 10a-3p $4 Mimosas $5 Big Bloodys

Vaquero Fridays 9-11pm Reverse Happy Hour $3 Drinks

Top 40 Saturdays 9-11pm Reverse Happy Hour $3 Drinks

Top 40 Sundays Diamond Show $3 Pitchers Beer Bust

Finally Friday HH 3pm-7pm Reverse HH 10p-Close

HH 12pm-Close $5 Dom Pitchers $7 LIT&AMF Pitchers

Oz Bar

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl KARAOKE 8pm-Cl POKER 7pm

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl KARAOKE 8pm-Cl POKER 7pm

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl KARAOKE 2p-6p Bingo 1p

Plazma

$3 Well & Dom Until 8pm $4 3 Olives & $3 Fireball Shots

HH $3 Well/Dom Btl/Drft 12/8pm All Male Revue 10pm

Beer Bust until 7p $3.50 Dom Pitch KARAOKE 8pm-Cl 2-4-1 $3 Shots

HH 2-4-1 Well & Dom 2-8pm KARAOKE

2-4-1 11am-7pm KARAOKE 9pm Barbra Seville Show10pm

$2 Miller & Bud Light All Day Wild Men of the West 10pm

HH 4-8pm Live DJ $2 Rolling Rock

HH 4-8pm Live DJ $2 Rolling Rock

Sunday Funday $3 Mimosas DJ $1.50 Rolling Rock & Well

NEW Boycott Bar Bliss/ReBar

BS West Bunkhouse

Cruisin’ 7th

Dick’s Cabaret FEZ

Karamba Los Diablos

The Rock Stacy’s

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H2O Hotel Congress

HH Aquadec Rooftop Bar 6p-2a FIERCE A$$ Fridays

HH Aquadec Rooftop Bar 6p-2a SLAYYY Saturdays

Live Music on the Patio Tom Walbank 7p DJ Dirtyverbs 10p

Free Dance Party 10pm DJs Sid the Kid, BOBFelix & More!

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Beards, boxers & Briefs $1 OFF HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

$2 TUESDAY 8pm-close Well Vodka & Miller High Life

2-4-1 WELL 8pm-close HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

KARAOKE 9pm HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

MONDAY BEER BUST $1 Bud Light Draft 7pm-close

KARAOKE 9pm $2.75 well, dom bottle & drft

$6 HUGE Long Island Ice Tea

2-4-1 U-Call-It 10am-2am (except shots & pitchers) $4 Bellinis

Wednesdays Opens at 5pm2am

Latin Night 5pm2am $4 small pticher / 2-4-1 well

HH ALL DAY $4 Well & Beer $2 OFF Apps/GlassWine/Prem.Spirits

$22 Any Wine Bottle & Cheese Board 1-8pm

20% OFF ENTIRE BILL (excludes discounted items)

$22 Any Wine Bottle & Cheese Board 1-8pm

Service Industry DJ Tsunami $2 Drafts, $3 Well, $4 Bomb.

Stars Choice Show 9pm w/ Kendra Katoure $5 3 Olives

2-4-1 All Day / All Night Go-Go Boys - A Valley Tradition VIP

The Men of BS 10pm $3 Drafts/$4 Barcardi/$5 Skyy Infused

HH 2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm

HH 2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm

HH 8am-2pm | $4.50 Fireball( All Day) KARAOKE 9pm $3.75 L.I.

HH 2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm Underwear Night WMW $1 Off

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm Dance Lessons 7:30pm

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm KARAOKE 2-4-1 Well 8pm

HH $3 Well & Dom ALL DAY 2-4-1 Well & Dom 10pm-close

2-4-1 Cocktail / Beer 8pm-Close

$3 Pitcher / $3 Absolut 8pm-Close

2-4-1 All Cocktails & Beer Open-Close

KARAOKE 7-10pm $3 Wells $2 Dom HH 4-8pm $1 Dom. $2 Well

$1 DRINKS THURSDAYS Drafts and Cocktails

Underwear Party 8pm-Cl Half off with your Pants Off $3 J.D.

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm TS Dancers 10:30pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm Wild Men of the West 10:30pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm Comedy Night 9pm

2-4-1 Cover, Wristbands & VIP Dances

Amateur Night Starts at 10pm

WTF Wednedays $5 Cover and almost everything else!

$5 Cover!

With coupon on our website

$5 Big Signature Margaritas

$5 All Classic Martinis

$2 OFF Glasses of Wine 50% OFF Bottles

$5 G-Spots, O-Spots, B-Spots & A-Spots

KARAOKE 9pm $3 Drinks / $3 Pitchers

Cumbia Night Savannah Show $3 Drinks / $3 Pitchers

Salsa Nights $3 Pitchers Karamba Girls Show

Urban Thursdays Ruby Show $3 Pitcher $3 Drinks

HH 3pm -Close $3 Well & Domestics 7pm-Close

Taco & Tequila Tuesdays $5 Patron & Margs $4 Dos Equis

HH 3pm-7pm KARAOKE 7pm-Cl All Drinks Buy 1 get 1 for $1 7-Cl

HH 3pm-7pm $3 Well & Domestics 7pm-Close

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl KARAOKE 8pm-Close

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl Poker 7pm

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl Poker 7pm

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl KARAOKE 8pm-Cl POKER 7pm

HH 2-4-1 4-8pm $2 Well & $3 Domestic

HH 2-4-1 4-8pm $2 Well & $3 Domestic 9pm-Close

2-4-1 4-8pm Sinful Studs 9pm-Mid

HH 2-4-1 ALL DAY

HH 2-4-1 Well & Dom 2-8pm KARAOKE

HH 2-4-1 Well & Dom 2-8pm 8pm-Close $3 Well & Domestic

HH 2-4-1 Well & Dom 2-8pm

HH 2-8pm

KARAOKE 9pm-Close HH All Day

HH All Day SONGO 6-9pm $5 Martinis All Day

2-4-1 All Day Live DJ

HH 4-8pm Live DJ $1.50 Rolling Rock 4-mid / Well 8-mid

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HH Aquadec Rooftop Bar 6p-2a $2 Twosdays

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HH Aquadec 2-4-1 6pm-2am 2-4-1 Blo fish Thursdays

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PHOENIX Address

1. Anvil

Phone

2424 E. Thomas Rd.

(602) 334-1462

2. Aqua

1730 E McDowell Rd.

3. Bar 1

3702 N. 16th St.

(602) 266-9001

4. Bliss/ReBar

901 N. 4th St.

(602) 795-1792

5. Boycott Bar

4301 N 7th Ave.

(602) 515-3667

6. BS West

7125 E. 5th Ave., Scottsdale

(480) 945-9028

7. Bunkhouse

4428 N 7th Ave.

(602) 200-9154

8. The Cash

2140 E McDowell Rd.

(602) 244-9943

9. Charlie’s

727 W. Camelback Rd.

(602) 265-0224

10. Club Volt

3108 E. McDowell Rd.

(602) 244-1465

11. Cruisn’ 7th

3702 N. 7th St.

(602) 212-9888

12. Dick’s Cabaret

3432 E. Illini Rd.

(602) 274-DICK

13. FEZ

105 W. Portland St

(602) 287-8700

14. Flex Spas Phoenix

1517 S. Black Canyon Hwy.

(602) 271-9011

15. Karamba

1724 E. McDowell Rd.

(602) 254-0231

16. Kobalt

3110 N Central Ave. Park Central

(602) 264-5307

17. Los Diablos

1028 E Indian School Rd.

(602) 795-7881

18. NuTowne Saloon

5002 E Van Buren St.

(602) 267-9959

19. OZ Bar

1804 W. Bethany Home Rd.

(602) 242-5114

20. Plazma

1560 E Osborn Rd.

21. The Rock

4129 N. 7th Ave.

22 Roscoe’s

4531 N. 7th St.

(602) 266-0477

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23. Stacy’s @ Melrose

4343 N 7th Ave.

24. Switch

2603 N. Central Ave.

25. Ticoz

(602) 253-0689

(602) 248-8559 (602) 285-0833 x

(602) 264-1700 (602) 264-2295

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5114 N. 7th St.

(602) 200-0160

TUCSON Address

Phone

27. H2O

61 E. Congress St.

(520) 623-5400

28. Hotel Congress

311 E Congress St.

(520) 622-8848

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e’ve all looked at the sky and imagined seeing unidentified flying objects. In this month’s Favorite Bitch®, these folks looked at their loved ones and saw something else.

Things they never would’ve imagined ... identified foul objects!

— they’re daydreaming of turning his peaches into a warm cobbler!

Dear Miss Tiger,

— Levi

I’ve been dating someone for two weeks. I want to go down on him but he won’t let me at it! I couldn’t take it anymore so I ripped his pants off and discovered that he has vitiligo “down there.” Do you think he’s embarrassed about it or is he saving himself until we’re committed?

Dear Log Cabin,

— Martin Dear If He’s Saving Himself - I Guarantee Your Ass Won’t Be Getting A Jared’s Engagement Ring Anytime Soon, He wanted to tell you about his polka dotted dick when he was good and ready ... unfortunately you just have him seeing stripes instead!

Speaking of patterns, looks like your thirst is out of vogue ...

Dear Miss Tiger, My boyfriend’s ass is so big that gay guys stare at it in disbelief. I get embarrassed about it. What gives?

— Jorge Dear While You’re Getting Embarrassed - Every Other Dude Is Getting Your Man’s Phone Number, FYI ... they ain’t staring in disbelief

Dear Miss Tiger, The guy I’m messing with has an ass as flat as a pancake. I’m afraid he can’t handle my heavy anaconda. Any advice?

Forget about pancakes. Save your maple syrup for a waffle that can handle your heavy pour ...

Dear Miss Tiger, I traded pics with a dude on Hornet. When I zoomed in on his balls, it looked like they had crusty little bubbles on them. He said it was ingrown hairs from getting waxed.

What do you think?

— Kyle Dear I Think It’s Time To Block His Profile, The only bubbles I ever wanna come in contact with are the ones floating in my champagne. And on that note ... GET A NEW EGGPLANT, HUNTY! Got a problem?

Email, Tweet or Instagram your Favorite Bitch® and get some good ol’ fashioned advice for an ultra modern world!

Miss Tiger

Advice Columnist • Radio personality ... and everyone’s #FAVORITEBITCH Website FavoriteBitch.com Twitter/Instagram MissTiger Advice ask@misstiger.com June 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 111

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tequila. Body shots, anyone?

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et’s play a game!

Spot 184 differences in this picture and you can win a prize! The real, live and super-duper deluscious David Perre B (A) from Club Volt took a moment away from making my Pink Squirrel cocktails to pose next to his lifelike cutout promoting Tito’s® Handmade Vodka (they make me say all of that) “Sexiest Bartender Contest.” Believe-you-me, the real life “David” isn’t nearly as one-dimensional as the cutout and much more talkative. Much.

Check him out for yourself!

And drink Tito’s® Handmade Vodka. (Making sure.

Product endorsement is everything.)

Our spiciest Spice Girl, Barbra Seville (B) seen here during a rare moment “in mufti” as some guy called “Richard Stevens” (ever heard of him?) at Karamba’s for her 38th annual Cinco de Mayo “Salsa Challenge.” Or maybe it’s, like, the 7th. I still have “Sting Ring.”

Wanna see a real hot tamale, muchachos? I thought so. Here’s the muy caliente Raúl Zubiate, Jr. (C) He is not promoting Tito’s® Handmade Vodka, but some really delicious

One hot day there were two gay car washes just scant yards from one another. Two! A very patriotic Jonny Stanciu (D) from the social group “#MoreThanBars” was waving his flagpole enticing drivers to clean up their buggy.

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Just down the street that adorable Justin Mickey (E) was scrub-adub-dubbing vehicles to raise funds for the upcoming AIDS Lifecycle bike race in California.

Decisions, decisions ...

“WWHFD?” What Would Henry Ford Do? Wash your car. Twice. In a row. Worth it just to see these boys wet.

Last month’s Phoenix Comicon is a cultural experience where enthusiasts of the fantastical get a chance to live out their weird dreams. And that’s where I ran into a few of our own Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence (F) who dressed up as ... as ... well, as nuns, I guess, what else? I’m a big fan!

My costume?

A hack society news columnist.

Nobody knew who I was. Go F figure.

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ome and family become the center of things when Mars enters Cancer on June 4. Emotions are intense during this time, because, you know, family. On June 9, Jupiter retrograde finally ends! This increases harmony in relationships. Turn around Bright Eyes. On June 16 Neptune retrograde begins, lasting until November 22. This can cause distorted reality. You may face a runaway imagination and daydreaming. Turn them into something that works for you. June 21 the Sun and Mercury enter Cancer, with wildly swinging emotions having an important role in decision making. June 24, the New Moon makes most of us highly sensitive, so don’t get all pissy and weepy about everything.

Aries Mar. 21 - Apr. 20 You’re a blabbermouth this month. You keep talking. A lot. About things like issues, current events, and business. That’s cool, but steer clear of gossip. It’s a good time to dedicate yourself to a good book.

Taurus April. 21 - May 20 You go on a super shopping spree, show off. Don’t let mass consumerism spoil you, because it will. Material items can never replace your own charm. That’s what people really like about you.

Gemini May 21 - June 21 Explore artistic self-expression. Be creative!

Paint! Write! Weave something out of your cat’s hair. Like a tea cozy or potholder. This birthday sees you pampering yourself with something very frou-frou.

Cancer June 22 - July 22 Your ego is a little fragile lately. These retrogrades have you feeling a little “iffy.”

A birthday sees you discarding issues that bogged you down. You attract someone foxy and someone scary at a party.

Leo July 23 - Aug. 22 It’s time to scrutinize a few relationships.

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them. Your “I Hate Bullshit” motto wins you an new audience of fans.

Virgo Aug. 23 - Sep. 22 There’s been some difficulty establishing roots. Either with a relationship, at home, or professionally. Keep away from those who push your buttons. Your reputation gets a big boost. Time to shine!

Libra Sep. 23 - Oct. 22 Symbolic meanings are everywhere for you. It could be from an old song you haven’t heard in ages. You connect with a spiritual guru who “gets you.” You make your mark in a mammoth project.

Scorpio Oct. 23 - Nov.23 Some people make your hair stand on end.

Some of them make you behave in a primal way or irrationally. Confront them. You create some magic that leads to something spiritually important.

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 23 It looks like there’s a reconciliation on the horizon. You know what this means?

Feelings. Lots of them. Choose between being emotionally nurturing or childishly needy. Lose any guilt you have.

Capricorn Dec. 23 - Jan. 20 Back to the grindstone! You slacked off last month. Time to get priorities in order. Don’t feel all insecure and pout, now. C’mon!

Address issues you’re avoiding and you’ll come out ahead.

Aquarius Jan. 21 - Feb. 19 Lots of good vibes and corny “precious moments” enrich a fairytale kind of experience. It doesn’t last forever. Go over pesky details with a fine-tooth comb and quit putting off an unpleasant task.

Pisces Feb. 20 - Mar. 20 You’re super popular, but hypersensitive.

Be careful not to verbally vomit all of your private thoughts and emotions involuntarily to everyone. You’re about to overcome expectations, and a good idea comes to fruition.