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hen I was a “straight” boy my Christmas holidays in Michigan represented family gatherings, over eating, gift exchanges, cold weather and, most importantly, time off from school for winter vacation. As an adult, my family is 1,400 miles away, I exchange very few gifts, and I work through the holidays. But celebrating the holidays in Arizona is even more fun. Warmer weather, great friend gatherings, plenty of outdoor activities and a growing, powerful, united community with some of the best events, parties and festivals. This year we were fortunate enough to have the Valley’s very own Mariah Carey a.k.a. Aurelio Sanchez to share our top picks for the best holiday gifts and where to buy them for your friends and family. Check out our top picks for gift giving ideas on page 28. With this last issue of the year, we prepare for a new year: 2024. I love a new year. New resolutions to improve my life, my friendships and our community. Speaking of helping our community, there’s a new organization here in Phoenix called Gay for Good. The non-profit is in 20 other states and now in Phoenix. This group meets every month to help with a variety charitable causes. Check out the feature on 59. Get involved, make a difference and make the world a better place, starting right here at home. Enjoy our gift to you with this special Holiday Gift and Event guide issue. Happy Holidays from all of us at ION Arizona! Jack M. Tesorero Holiday Lover

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PHX ATTRACTIONS

Witchcrafted Yule Market Embrace your inner Witch at this market with over 90 vendors. Shop handcrafted goods, ritual supplies, tarot cards, crystals, candles, handcrafted jewelry, oddities, & baked goods from boutique retailers. Glendale Civic Center, 5750 W. Glenn Dr. Details at WitchcraftedMarket.com, my pretties! Saturday, December 9, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

Phoenix Phoestivus

It’s Phoestivus for the rest of us! Find unique, locally made gifts, plus food, ale, music, and air your grievances at the Phoestivus Pole with Freddy the Yeti! Pets are welcome – kids are, too, unforch. Phoenix Farmer’s Market, 720 N. 5th St. between McKinley & Pierce Streets. Parking’s a bitch, so take the Light Rail or Uber.

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Phoenix Gay Men’s Chorus Deck those fabulous halls with those merry songbirds at “Thanks for the Memories” — a gay Christmas Carol. The holiday hijinx will put you in the merriest mood for the season, you ‘ho ‘ho ‘ho’s! Herberger Theater, 222 E. Monroe St. in Phoenix. For mo’ info and tickets go to PHXgmc.org December 16 & 17

Desert Overture “Holiday Stories” Join Desert Overture and Desert City Jazz in this performance experience. It all happens at Betty Fairfax High School, 8225 S. 59th Ave. in lovely Laveen, Arizona. Tickets at DesertOverture.org Sunday, December 17 at 4 p.m. 22

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NYE ATTRACTIONS

At the stroke of midnight it’s all over, but it all begins again, too! Happy New Year! Welcome 2024 with good times and good friends. Make sure you have someone to kiss when the countdown begins. Here’s ION’s top picks for NYE fun!

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New Horizons at the Cambria Rooftop Start your New Year on top of the world! Join us at From the Rooftop at the Cambria Hotel for free champagne toasts and buffet appetizers. The first 60 tickets purchased come with a goodie bag sponsored by Herradura tequila. $75 per person. Reserved tables available. 222 E. Portland St. in Phoenix. Call 602-675-3500 for details.

NYE @ Walter Where?House & Studios Here? There? Where, naturally! Dance your way into 2024 with electronica DJ Justin Martin. . 702 N. 21st Ave. in Phoenix. Tix: WalterWherehouse.com Shuttle over to Walter Studios for the “Delayed Resolutions” party and dance until the sun comes up. Kitchen open all night. Walter Studios, 747 W. Roosevelt St. Tix: WalterStudios.com

APEX Black Light Party Let loose! Arizona Power Exchange is a membership only, not-for-profit organization serving the kink, fetish, BDSM, Dom/Sub community since 1988. Ring in 2024 and get a little freaky in the black lights from 8 p.m.-2 a.m. We’re horny already! 4006 S. 23rd St. #10 in Phoenix. Call 602-415-1125 or visit ArizonaPowerExchange.org for details about APEX. 26

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“I don’t want a lot for Christmas, There is just one thing I need …” You might want a few things — for gifts, and maybe something for yourself. We’ve picked a few special items that we think will catch your eye and make the perfect present for someone special. This year ION Arizona is excited to feature the astonishing celebrity impersonator and entertainer Aurelio Sanchez as the Songbird Supreme and Queen of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey, to usher in the season of giving, lending a little bit of her own star quality and seasonal glitter to our Holiday Gift Guide. “Make my wish come true, All I want for Christmas is you, baby!” DEC 2023

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Chorda and Orba

Orba is an 8-pad synthesizer and looper. Looking for a more expansive experience? Chorda allows you to play any instrument imaginable: you can strum like a guitar or ukulele and tap like a keyboard and drums. It has the same expressive gestures as Orba but on a larger, 12-pad interface. Both instruments have built-in sounds and feature a speaker, headphone jack and Bluetooth connectivity allowing you to make music anywhere. It’s a wonderful gift for the musician or musician-to-be in your life. Free 2-day shipping, 1-year warranty, and extended holiday returns. Orba retails for $149.99 and Chorda for $249.99 Available on artiphon.com and Amazon

Baabushka Slippers & Booties

These aren’t just for moms or grandmas. Baabushka’s cozy felt slippers and booties are handmade using felted wool for durable warmth and comfort. Choose from a variety of colors, and leather or natural rubber soles. Every slipper and bootie features the signature of the Nepali artisan who created it. Your purchase contributes to Nepalese women’s financial empowerment, promoting their independence, providing their children the opportunity to attend school, and enabling a role in their society’s economic growth. $74 - $104 Free shipping on orders over $99. Baabushka.com

Black Leather Valet Case

Everyone needs a sophisticated place to keep your Cartier cufflinks, your Rolex, your Louis Vuitton wallet, a bottle of Serge Lutens cologne, your Jacques Marie Mage sunnies, a collection of Euro notes, stuff like that. Clear the clutter off of your pricey, vintage Drexel Declaration dresser and keep it organized in this fancy black leather valet box and you’ll know right where everything is. Perfect for your dad or any special man (or woman) in your life who appreciates these luxury accessories. TomJames.com $195 30

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Hogwarts Legacy Video Game

Finally available on all video game platforms! Hogwarts Legacy is an immersive, openworld action RPG (role playing video game) set in the world first introduced in the Harry Potter books. For the first time players can experience Hogwarts in the 1800s. Your character is a student who holds the key to an ancient secret that threatens to tear the wizarding world apart. Now you can take control of the action and be at the center of your own adventure in the wizarding world. Your legacy is what you make of it. Live the unwritten! Deluxe edition $80 HogwartsLegacy.com

MCM Houses

Create vintage vibe with a cool, classic Christmas village with our exclusive Mid-Century Modern houses, crafted of laser-cut wood and delightfully detailed. Featuring the clean lines of classic MCM design, this light-up block of homes are each fitted with LED bulbs for a cozy touch. Each retro residence beams with festive flair and architectural charm. You can almost see Rob and Laura Petrie standing on the porch. Rainbow ombré trees also available for a pop of color in two sizes. MCM Houses: Regularly $25 SALE $17.50 each Trees: Regularly $9.99 SALE $6.99 each Locations in Phoenix on Camelback Rd. and at Tempe Marketplace WorldMarket.com

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Desert Refillery

Your refillable & sustainable home goods store with zero waste solutions. Check out their wide assortment of eco-friendly refillables that clean your home & body with sustainable swaps for everyday essentials, like sponges, toothbrushes, paper towels, candles, shampoo, deodorants, detergents, soaps and gift items, too. Choose from over 100 earth friendly products; over 50% are locally sourced. Bring your own containers, or purchase one of theirs. These are gifts for Mother Earth, too! Tell Kyle, the handsome owner, we sent you. 5016 N. Central Ave. on the NW corner of Central Ave. & Camelback Rd. in Phoenix. DesertRefillery.com

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Autobiographies should only be written after you’re dead. ION Arizona picked out three recently published memoirs by our gay divas … well, a couple are drag queens, but, you know. Fact or fiction? The truth is probably somewhere in the middle. All available on Amazon, naturally.

Britney Spears The Woman In Me

“There have been so many times when I was scared to speak up because I was afraid somebody would think I was crazy.” Well, she wasn’t entirely wrong. Finally, Brit reveals everything about Justin Timberlake, the snake, K-Fed, her family, head shaving her head and more. Audiobook available.

Bundle up with Britney! Book plus “Jungle Fantasy” eau de parfum spray, 3.3 Fl. Oz. $72 Or book + Britney Spears “Curious” eau de parfum spray, 3.3 Fl. Oz. $41 Book only: 288 pp. Hardcover, $21

Leading Lady

A Memoir of a Most Unusual Boy Charles Busch (Vampire Lesbians of Sodom, Die, Mommie, Die! Psyco Beach Party) has created a unique place in the entertainment world as a playwright LGBT icon, drag actor, director, and cabaret performer, with his gift for channeling the leading ladies of stage & screen. Funny and heartfelt, this is for show biz fans as well as anyone who enjoys real-life stories of artists who break the mold, ditch the boundaries, finding their own unique way to sparkle. With photos. 304 pp. Hardcover, $24

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Dolly Parton

Behind the Seams My Life in Rhinestones Dolly shares the full story behind her lifelong passion for fashion, including how she developed her distinctly “Dolly” style. Read behind-thescenes stories from Dolly’s life and career, and see her private costume archive. This gorgeously photographed book spotlights her most unforgettable looks. Filled with candor, humor, and lots and lots of rhinestones. 450 photos. 336 pp. Hardcover, $32

My Name Is Barbra

The OG for old school queens around the world! Barbra Streisand is a living legend with a career spanning six decades. Babs is among the handful of EGOT winners (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony) with one of the greatest voices in the history of popular music. Hey, she even sang a duet with Judy Garland! 992 pages all about … well … Barbra. Who else? With photos. Hardcover, $31.50

The House of Hidden Meanings: A Memoir

From self-appointed international drag superstar and pop culture icon and fracker, RuPaul, comes a brutally honest, poignant, and intimate memoir of growing up Black, poor, and queer in a broken home to discovering the power of performance, found family, and self-acceptance. Wow. Better get out a shovel, it’s gettin’ deep in here, squirrelfriends. 256 pp. Hardcover, $27 DEC 2023

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Totes & Mo’ You can never have too many tote bags, weekenders, Dopp kits, or duffles. Forget the ugly totes from the supermarket. Gay, Lesbian, Bi, or Queer … make a statement, bitches! We’ve picked out a few for you. Now, don’t forget to pick up fresh pasta, some gruyère cheese, Pepperidge Farms cookies and Talenti gelato before you go home. A decent bottle of wine would be nice, too. Not too expensive. But not too cheap, now. Maybe a lovely cabernet …

Daddy Bag

We’re pretty sure (like, 100% sure) that they’re making this duffle for real baby daddies, but who says you can’t take it on trips with your “boy”? Stuff it with … well, you know … “stuff.” Handmade in the USA. Polyester oxford. Yes, “Mommy Bags” are available, too, but it’s not as funny. Free shipping! Search Etsy.com for NiorAndPink Small: $55 • Large: $60

Lesbian Ice Cream Tote Bag Mmmmm! You know you wanna lick it. Lick it good. Lick it. Lick it real good. This tote bag will bring all the girls to the yard for a taste. Designed by Ludwig Van Bacon, made of soft poly-poplin, double-stitched and machine washable. 18” x 18” with shoulder strap. Search title under “TOTES” menu at FineArtAmerica.com $26

Softball Made Me Gay Tote Gay boys and the lesbians are united when it comes one thing: softball. We kind of own it. This oversized bag has a wide-mouth (just like you) and perfect for hauling around towels, balls, a six-pack of White Claw, and a change of underwear (because you just never know.) 24” x 13”, washable spun polyester, black interior. Search title at LookHuman.com $24

The White Stud presents … This risqué tote features a saint-like, harnessed, reefersmoking, gay bad boy posing with a Tom of Finland book for a bible in a Russian icon style setting. This illustration was for an ad campaign for the erotic 2015 novel Green Eyes by Michael Ampersant (available on Amazon). Double-sided tote is durable, washable poly-poplin fabric with strap. Search under “Bob Bienpensant” for this and more of this French artist’s scandalous homoerotic work. Pixels.com $33 36

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Tom of Finland Dopp Kitt Travel in style with this Tom of Finland Dopp kit. It’s a double-sided, premium crosshatch vegan leather bag, measuring 4 3/4″ h x 8 1/2″ w x 4″ toiletry bag perfect for packing your poppers, PrEP, condoms, Viagra, lube, cologne and Carmex. The design features Tom’s classic men: sailors, leathermen, bikers, cowboys, studs and more, topped off with a red zipper. A portion of the proceeds benefit the Tom of Finland Foundation. PeachyKings.com $25

Shut the F*ck Up Duffle Perfect for Mariah’s Lambs when you gotta GTFO and you just can’t put what you’re thinking into words. But maybe you can. This duffle says it all for you, boys and girls, when you want others to keep their fruitcake holes closed for just five minutes. Handmade per order out of durable poly-oxford. Search EmerlandCo on Etsy.com Small: $60 • Large: $65

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DICKS: THE MUSICAL

Dicks: The Musical Two business adversaries who realize they’re identical twin brothers decide to switch places to reunite their eccentric, divorced parents so they can become a family again. Stupid, irreverent, hilarious nonsense, and unabashedly queer. BONUS: stars Nathan Lane and Megan Mullaly. Currently for sale only, but will trickle down to other streaming services.

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Bad Together A movie about ever-evolving, sometimes ugly bond between two young gay men. Robbie, fresh from a breakup and in a dark place, and Cameron, a bit aimless and always craving validation. Over the years we see them find a balance between who they are, and who they should be, and how they create that bond. Also on AppleTV & Google. December 5

We Live Here: In The Midwest The doc explores personal stories of LGBTQI+ families who are striving to build lives in their communities despite biased legislation and prejudice, bulling, alienation, death threats, and job insecurity. Six stories of families and individuals are thoughtfully presented. December 6 48

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Elf: The Musical When Buddy, a stowaway orphan turned wouldbe elf, realizes he’s a larger-than-average human, a journey unfolds to find his birth father and true identity. New York City and his family reveal some harsh realities, but Buddy’s heartfelt determination proves the real meaning of Christmas. Phoenix Theatre Company, 1825 N. Central Ave. at McDowell Rd. Tix & info: PhoenixTheatre.com or call 602-254-2151 thru December 30

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The White House. One four-letter word is about to rock 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. When the President unwittingly spins a PR nightmare into a global crisis, the seven women he relies on risk life, liberty, and the pursuit of sanity to keep the dumb-ass out of trouble. Stray Cat Theatre at Tempe Center for the Arts, 700 W. Rio Salado Pkwy. in Tempe. For tickets go to StrayCatTheatreorg or call 480-350-2822 December 1-16

The Nutcracker Ballet Arizona returns to Symphony Hall with this ball-busting holiday classic. Celebrate the season with Tchaikovsky’s score is masterfully performed by The Phoenix Symphony. Follow Clara’s adventures as she battles mice and charms the Sugar Plum Fairy. Phoenix Symphony Hall, 75 N. 2nd St. in Phoenix. More info and tickets at BalletAZ.org December 8-24 52

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Gay for Good Lends a Fabulous Helping Hand

Gay for Good was founded in 2009 and currently in 20 major cities. Current Phoenix chapter leaders are co-founder Joshua Barelli, Dawn Brodek and Jason Grant. This enthusiastic gang hosts monthly volunteer events for LGBTQ+ members and our straight allies to come together to work on projects that benefit the community at large. Looking for a way to help others who need a hand? This is a great way for LGBTQ+ individuals (and our straight allies) to make a difference helping those less fortunate and offer support while forging new relationships. G4G champions causes including environmental issues, helping the unsheltered and poverty-stricken, promoting health, wellness, education and literacy, and serving the needs of the elder population. Past events include volunteering at the Sojourner Center (SojournerCenter.org which provides a safe haven and resources for adults and families affected by domestic violence), a pot belly pig rescue, and more. G4G also hosts social events and networking opportunities for members to connect with folks who think like you outside of the bar scene, plus building friendships within a supportive community. Volunteers are diverse in age, gender, race and identities. G4G is committed to diversity and encourages everyone to join events and get involved in their mission. Most events are typically on Saturday mornings and last about three hours. Everyone is welcome! Join them and get on their mailing list to register to stay informed GayForGood.org Join in the fun and participate in their toy drive at Kobalt on Saturday, December 16 from noon to 3 p.m. G4G is partnering with Sleep in Heavenly Peace (SHPbeds.org) for a huge event which will require 75 volunteers to assemble bunk beds for the 2000 kids who are sleeping on the floor. January 13, 2024, from 7 a.m.-11:45 a.m. DEC 2023

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Open 11a-2p, 5p-Mid Located inside San Carlos Hotel

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Open 4p- 2a HH 4p-7p DRAG every First Friday w/ Pandora

Open 4p- 2a FREE Classic Video Games

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Brunch 10a-4p $2 off Brunch cocktails before noon

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Tiki Tacos $5 a la carte Tacos

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Friendly bars, clubs & restaurants: INSIDE THIS ISSUE PHOENIX METRO

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Anvil

anvilbaraz.com

2424 E. Thomas Rd.

(602) 334-1462

Bar 1

bar1bar.com

3702 N. 16th St.

(602) 266-9001

Boycott Bar

boycottbarphx.com

4301 N. 7th Ave.

(602) 515-3667

BS West

bswest.com

7125 E. 5th Ave., Scottsdale (480) 945-9028

Bunkhouse

bunkhousesaloonphx 4428 N. 7th Ave.

(602) 200-9154

The Cash

cashnightclub.com

1730 E. McDowell Rd.

(602) 253-0689

Centrico

centricophx.com

202 N. Central Ave.

(602) 254-8226

Charlie’s

charliesphoenix.com

727 W. Camelback Rd.

(602) 265-0224

Cruisin’ 7th

cruisin7th.com

3702 N. 7th St.

(602) 212-9888

Dick’s Cabaret

dickscabaret.com

3432 E. Illini Rd.

(602) 274-DICK

FEZ

fezoncentral.com

105 W. Portland St.

(602) 287-8700

Flex Spas

flexspas.com

1517 S. Black Canyon Hwy.

(602) 271-9011

From The Rooftop

ftrooftop.com

222 E Portland St (Cambria) (602) 675-3500

Hula’s

hulasmoderntiki.com

5114 N. 7th St.

Karamba

karambanightclub.com 1724 E. McDowell Rd.

(602) 254-0231

King Pin Bar/Rest

kingpingrill.com

(602) 795-6007

Kobalt

kobaltbarphoenix.com 3110 N. Central Ave. Ste 175 (602) 264-5307

Mi Patio

mipatioaz.com

3347 N. 7th Ave.

(602) 277-4831

NuTowne Saloon

nutownebar.com

5002 E. Van Buren St.

(602) 267-9959

OZ Bar

ozbarphx.com

1804 W. Bethany Home Rd. (602) 242-5114

Plazma

(602) 265-8454

8925 N. 12th St.

1560 E. Osborn Rd.

(602) 266-0477

Rewined Bar

rewinedphx.square

3308 N. 24th St.

(602) 429-9660

The Rock

therockdmphoenix

4129 N. 7th Ave.

(602) 248-8559

Sazerac

sazeracphoenix.com

821 N. 2nd St.

(602) 334-1626

Stacy’s @ Melrose

stacysatmelrose.com

4343 N. 7th Ave.

(602) 264-1700

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thunderbirdloungephx 710 W. Montecito Ave.

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Walter Wherehouse

walterwherehouse.com 4702 N. 21st Ave.

747 W Roosevelt St

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ark! From December 12 thru January 1, 2024, the fourth and final Mercury Retrograde of 2023 hits. Expect every sign of the zodiac to feel things intensely. Sure, things will be a bit chaotic - it’s the holiday season, after all, so look at it as a challenge, like making a perfect soufflé that doesn’t fall when you slam the oven door. Take a moment to embrace inner reflection. Make revisions and adjustments. Catch your breath before Winter Solstice lands on December 21 marking a mighty crescendo that will make you squeal with delight. You’ll see. ¶ December 26: the last Full Moon of 2023. This cosmically gorgeous lunation brings promises lots of goodwill towards humans, and even a few cuddle puddles with some sexy elves. You might even get pregnant. (Or at least try to. That’s always fun!) ARIES Mar. 21 - Apr. 20 Formulate a new perspective. Friends want to share experiences and adventures with you, but it’s important to pay attention to their visions, too. Be an angel and you’ll be on top of the tree.

LEO July 23 - Aug. 22 This is the perfect time of year to feel all those “feels.” You have a flair for the dramatic, so let it all hang out. Make a splash around the punchbowl! The world is your theatah, dahling! VIRGO Aug. 23 - Sep. 22 Reignite your passion. Disciplined Saturn and party-hardy Jupiter work shoulder to shoulder to put your ideas in motion. Hop on that sleigh full speed ahead into the New Year. Buckle up! LIBRA Sep. 23 - Oct. 22 ’Tis the season! You’ve got your fingers in lots of pies: mincemeat, cherry, pecan, and so on because the Sun piques your curiosity. Your charm attracts others and you are a peacemaker. Perfect! SCORPIO Oct. 23 - Nov.23 Focus on the long-term vision and broader perspectives. Family dynamics are testy because, well, you know, family. Venus and Jupiter welcome you to hop on the party wagon.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 23 - Dec. 23 You know that present under the tree … the big one. With the giant bow? That’s you! If it’s your birthday, TAURUS April. 21 - May 20 You’re interested in what others think fiery Mars gives you the ability to be fearless! Connect with your passions! of your opinions and actions. Well, especially what Santa thinks about CAPRICORN Dec. 23 - Jan. 20 you. This is a good time to define Traditions shape your identity. A trip your future plans. Too much of a down Memory Lane has you feeling good thing is wonderful. sentimental. Have some eggnog! Your GEMINI May 21 - June 21 You love surprises! The holidays just might have a few in store for you, and give a few, too. The jolly old elf himself encourages you to listen as much as you like talking. Tie up loose ends before New Year’s Eve. CANCER June 22 - July 22 It’s an emotional month for you: tears, laughter, temper tantrums, and probably more tears, thanks to Neptune. Don’t fret; all these outbursts mean you’re learning something valuable for the season. 78

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birthday has you digging for the truth. Yes, there is a Santa Claus!

AQUARIUS Jan. 21 - Feb. 19 Parties, open houses, New Year’s Eve parties … don’t you ever get tired? Sure, you’re a gadabout town, but take time to reflect and select collaborations that align with your values. PISCES Feb. 20 - Mar. 20 Expect some challenging news. Something annoys you and it all comes bubbling up to the surface. Be like the Elf on the Shelf … practice patience and wait. And wait. And wait …