UPG 2021

Smart and Funny gifts for Smart and Funny People

2021–2022 Wholesale Catalogue

WELCOME TO THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD 2021–2022 WHOLESALE CATALOGUE! We’ve been making smart and funny things for smart and funny people since the Roman Emperor shut down Plato’s Academy (spoilsport).

Here are the many ways we can make your time with us — MORE EFFICIENT

MORE ENGAGING

Order directly online at philosophersguild.com First time? We’ll set you up! Email wholesale@philosophersguild.com Call 800.255.9371 if you need any help!

MORE ENLIGHTENING

All the UPG Sales resources are orchestrated…to work together!

Inside this fancy, fun catalogue, you’ll find: • UPG’s newest gifts • All our popular favorites • Eye-catching, space-saving displays • Helpful informational features: • UPG’s Best-Sellers for every category • Seasoned, personable Sales Reps (see the inside back cover) • Lots of easy ways to order

Welcome to The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

We have brilliant gifts.

YOU ARE HERE 86 Order Form & Policies 89 Sales Reps 89 Best-Sellers 79 Bob Ross 67 Candles SECULAR SAINTS

40 Cards

QUOTABLE NOTABLES

8 Mugs (Transforming) 2 New Products 52 Notebooks POCKET-SIZE & FULL-SIZE

76 29 67 22

Pill Boxes Pins, Enamel Planet Plates Planter Pots FERTILE MINDS

83 Displays 45 Dolls

70 Plush Décor

39 Eidos

77 Ruth Bader Ginsburg 48 Soap

LITTLE THINKERS

IMAGE MATCHING CARD GAME

24 Finger Puppets

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES

69 84 20 34 72 36 78 82 13

Freudian Slippers Ivory Tower & Mini Ivory Tower Displays Jigsaw Puzzles Lip Balm Magnetic Play Sets Mints Mister Rogers Monty Python Mugs (Traditional)

STUFFED PORTRAITS

FOAM SWEET FOAM

66 80 56 66 6

Shot Glasses Star Trek Sticky Note Booklets Tableware & Proof is in the Pudding Bowls T*Lights TRANSFORMING TEA LIGHT HOLDERS

68 T-Shirts 69 Trumpzilla 74 Watches TEMPUS FUGIT

60 Zipper Bags

THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD is all work, work, work.

Whether you work to put testaroli on the table and pay the mortgage on the yurt – or you’re lucky enough to have a job you love – in which case, why would you ever leave? – make time for the finer funnier things in life.

UPG began millennia ago in ancient Athens. (We’re kicking ourselves for not saving our ancient artifacts – which were new artifacts at the time... then used artifacts – and we would’ve had to schlep them through the Dark Ages and all those Witch Trials... if only we could remember where we buried them.) Anyway, we’ve been making things to crack people up for a long time, carrying on this age-old tradition from our Ivory Tower HQ in Brooklyn, New York. We hope you enjoy our artifacts.

THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD. WORK HARD/PLATO HARD. SINCE 399 BCE.

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NEW PRODUCTS DINOSAURIA — THE TERRIBLE LIZARDS MUG T. rex is Tyrant Lizard King and Brontosaurus is Thunder Lizard – but did you know Triceratops is Three Horned Face? The Dinosauria mug features the meanings of favorite and famous dino names. BEWARE: Terrible Claw stalks the Cretaceous forest …with tiny marshmallows!

Holds 12 oz. / 300 mL #5633 AVAILABLE JULY

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn Multiples of 4.

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PRESIDENTIAL PETS MUG

Speak softly and carry a big stick…so we can play “Fetch”!

This warm and fuzzy, loyal and steadfast Presidential Pets mug features favorite and famous friends who played with the White House children, sat patiently beside the Chief in the Oval Office, and grazed on the White House lawn.

Holds 12 oz. / 300 mL #5662 AVAILABLE JULY

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn Multiples of 4.

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KAMALA D. HARRIS QUOTABLE NOTABLE

Before Kamala D. Harris became known for her many “firsts” – first woman / African-American / South Asian-American U.S. Vice President – she grew up in Oakland, CA, daughter of a formidable mother who urged her to fight for a better world.

Send a message to your formidable mom… and your everencouraging pop, and your always-there best friend… #5672 AVAILABLE JULY

$1.50 / $2.00 cdn Multiples of 6.

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LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN FERTILE MINDS PLANTER POT

Want to add a dash of drama to your décor?

This miniature bust of Ludwig van Beethoven will give your music room a little dun dun dun DUNNNNNNN! #5585 AVAILABLE JULY

$5.75 / $7.50 cdn Multiples of 4.

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EDGAR ALLAN POE FERTILE MINDS PLANTER POT

“An immortal instinct, deep within the spirit of man, is thus, plainly, a sense of the Beautiful.”

This Fertile Minds planter pot in the image of Edgar Allan Poe will bring mystery and beauty to your home. It’s genius. #5584 AVAILABLE JULY

$5.75 / $7.50 Multiples of 4.

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FRIDA KAHLO FERTILE MINDS PLANTER POT

In Casa Azul (Blue House), her Mexico City home, Frida Kahlo surrounded herself with all things lavish and marvelous – including the animals she loved and the botanical wonders that interposed themselves into her paintings and famous self-portraits. Don’t wait for beauty. Start a seedling in your Fertile Minds planter pot with the image of Frida and transform your home. #5536 AVAILABLE JULY

$5.75 / $7.50 Multiples of 4.

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4 NEW PRODUCTS JANE AUSTEN’S PRIDE AND PEPPERMINTS

Phoo! Phoo! No ordinary comfit will do.

Those who have a better natural taste will like Jane Austen’s Pride and Peppermints best. Take them along when you are upon the gad, for these most generally pleasing itty mints will refresh your spirits. peppermint #5626 AVAILABLE JULY

$1.70 / $2.25 Multiples of 24.

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YELLOW BRICK SOAP

“Didn’t you know water would be the end of me?” asked the Witch, in a wailing, despairing voice.

It’s true! Washing your hands with a lovely bar of Yellow Brick Soap and some water will be the end of many wicked things. lemon verbena #5665 AVAILABLE JUNE

$1.70 / $2.25 Multiples of 8.

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MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING STICKY NOTES

And now for something completely sticky!

This sticky note book features classic Python iconography. You’ll need them to remember what time you’re scheduled to work at the Argument Clinic and to keep your place while grading Philosophy Department term papers at the University of Woolloomooloo. #3048

SPOCK SOAP

AVAILABLE JULY

AVAILABLE JUNE

$3.50 / $4.00 cdn Multiples of 6.

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MONTY PYTHON’S FOOT SOAP

Fans of Monty Python’s Flying Circus will fall for the classic images of Monty Python’s Foot Soap – and we stamped the iconic foot right on the bar for “something completely different.” honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5649

To get clean after Pon Farr or before your Kolinahr, you need clean, Vulcan mint-scented Spock Soap. Fascinating.

Fresh. peppermint aloe, exfoliating #5673

$1.70 / $2.25 Multiples of 8.

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BATHSHEBA SOAP

Rembrandt’s classic Bathsheba at her Bath arrives fresh from the Louvre to your loofa. Bathsheba Soap is so rich and lovely it’s irresistible. You’ll want Bathsheba for yourself. fresh milk, cocoa butter #5671

AVAILABLE JUNE

AVAILABLE JUNE

$1.70 / $2.25 cdn

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NEW PRODUCTS

MISTER ROGERS JIGSAW PUZZLE

Spend time with UPG’s Mister Rogers Jigsaw Puzzle. You’ll enjoy dozens of colorful quotes and song lyrics, images of his iconic sweater and Trolley, as well as characters from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. We’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like him. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5661 AVAILABLE JUNE

$8.75 / $11.50 Multiples of 2.

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MODERN ARTISTS JIGSAW PUZZLE

Courbet, Manet, Degas, Cézanne, and Klimt. Monet, Renoir, Cassatt, Gauguin, van Gogh. Louise Bourgeois and Lichtenstein.

Frankenthaler and Warhol. This jigsaw puzzle celebrates 70 formidable Modern Artists. (Feuds and models not included.)

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5663 AVAILABLE JUNE

$8.75 / $11.50 cdn Multiples of 2.

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS JIGSAW PUZZLE UPG’s formidable Shakespearean Insults Jigsaw Puzzle is more Shakespearean and more insulting than any other – with invective from every single play in which the Bard is known to have had a hand! 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5664 AVAILABLE JUNE

$8.75 / $11.50 Multiples of 2.

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NEW!

Transforming Tea Light Holders

MULTIPLES OF 4/STYLE.

$7.00

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COLD

HOT

BIRDS ON A WIRE

COLD

HOT

BUTTERFLIES

Black and white silhouettes perch on wires.

Drop in a lit candle and be patient until the distinctive field marks and hues of 18 colorful species of Birds are revealed. #5667

5 cdn

The flame of a tea light brings about mysterious processes. Bit by bit, there’s a flutter of color, a glimpse of pattern, and 17 classic illustrations of Butterflies emerge after their metamorphosis.

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#5669

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With their unglazed porcelain and handmade feel, T*Lights add a fascinating glow to any décor. *Transforming Lights

Right out of the box, T*Lights are COOL design elements.

As a lit tea light WARMS the porcelain, beautiful images are slowly revealed.

Full transformation may take up to 20 minutes. (Tea light not included.)

Compliments will be glowing.

HOT COLD

HOT

COLD

CONSTELLATIONS

GREAT NUDES

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It’s never too early for stars to be out.

Armchair star-gazers will spot familiar figures among the spangle of stars. When the candle has warmed the porcelain, 11 favorite Constellations appear. #5666

People change… out of their garb and back to a state of nature. Light a candle and when things heat up, it’s just a matter of time until Great Nudes from art masterpieces are unveiled. #5668

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TRANSFORMING MUGS $6.75

When you pour yourself a nice hot chocolate, coffee, or tea in one of our Transforming Mugs, it changes everything — including the mug, itself. Sip your steaming beverage, watch the images transform, and enjoy the change of perspective.

SF O R M S !

N A EACH MUG R T FEATURES AN

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8.7

OPEN AT THE TOP SO YOU CAN ADD LIQUID!

ORIGINAL UPG DESIGN

IMAGES TRANSFORM WHEN YOU POUR A HOT BEVERAGE

HANDLE COMES FREE WITH EVERY MUG!

HOLD HERE TO PREVENT BURNING YOUR HANDS!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE

5 cdn

SO COOL!

SO HOT!

CLOSED AT THE BOTTOM TO PREVENT BEVERAGE FROM LEAKING OUT!

FREE DISPLAY INSERTS INCLUDED WITH ALL YOUR ORDERS FOR TRANSFORMING MUGS

SPOILERS! BEFORE-AND-AFTER VIEWS

EACH MUG INDIVIDUALLY BOXED

BEST-SELLERS

CONSTELLATION #2762

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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961

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MISTER ROGERS SWEATER CHANGING #3748

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5509

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DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS CAT #0982 #0025

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Multiples of 4/style.

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn

TRANSFORMING MUGS

FOOTPRINT INSIDE!

COLD

COLD

HOT

HOT

MOON MUG

PLANET

Two gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and milestones. 14 oz./400 mL #5392

Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet in the solar system. 12 oz. /350 mL #5293

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COLD

COLD

HOT

HOT

CONSTELLATION

GOLDEN CONSTELLATIONS

Have coffee with the stars. 12 oz./350 mL #2762

When you pour hot water, eleven original constellation illustrations appear. 12 oz./350 mL #5295

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COLD

COLD HOT HOT

BIOLUMINESCENCE

The mighty sea rolls on, concealing things both mysterious and rare — including animals that produce chemicals to make themselves light up! 14 oz./400 mL #5048

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CLIMATE CHANGE

Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things cool off and the coastlines return. 12 oz./350 mL #3869

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10 TRANSFORMING MUGS

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

COLD COLD

HOT

HOT

BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG

GREAT NUDES

On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds you to find time in your life to create. When you pour a hot beverage, his painting appears to inspire you. 14 oz./400 mL #4961

Add a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) 14 oz./400 mL #2240

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COLD COLD HOT HOT

DISAPP EAR ING VAN GOGH

BUTTERFLIES

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Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0125

COLD

Pour hot water to witness 18 real butterfly species reveal their true colors. 14 oz./400mL #5568

COLD

HOT

DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS

Dinosaurs transform into fossils! 14 oz./400 mL #0982

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BIRDS ON A WIRE

This mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot water and watch the species appear in full color.

12 oz./350 mL #4746

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Multiples of 4/style.

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn

COLD

TRANSFORMING MUGS 11

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HOT HOT

SHARK!

GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSET

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Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water.

14 oz./400 mL #2985

Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors! 14 oz./400 mL #1655

COLD COLD HOT

HOT

JESUS SHAVES

DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII

Jesus needs hot water to shave! 14 oz./400 mL #0981

Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off. 12 oz./350 mL #0064

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HOT

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DAY OF THE DEAD / DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS

ALFRED HITCHCOCK

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Serve a hot beverage and watch as calacas appear.

12 oz. / 350 mL #5577

This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles!

12 oz./350 mL #5360

12 TRANSFORMING MUGS

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

COLD

COLD

HOT

HOT

MISTER ROGERS SWEATER CHANGING

DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT The cat disappears, leaving only a grin.

10 oz./300 mL #0025

When you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan!

14 oz./400 mL #3748

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COLD

COLD

HOT

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG

STAR TREK TRANSPORTER

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When the mug is cold, RBG wears her judicial robe. When the mug is hot, hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe.

12 oz./350 mL #5509

When you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and McCoy leave the Transporter Room and materialize to explore the planet surface. Energize! 14 oz./400 mL #4606

COLD

COLD HOT

GREAT SUPREME COURT CASES

Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear.

12 oz./350 mL #1657

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DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES

Watch your rights disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0236

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DEMOCRATIC DREAM

Add hot water, red states turn blue, the Democrats’ dreams come true. 12 oz./350 mL #0971

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TRADITIONAL MUGS OPENING AT THE TOP LETS BEVERAGES FLOW IN

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Our Traditional Mugs honor rituals established thousands of years ago when our ancestors quit drinking out of puddles.

5 cdn

As philosophers, we’re all about tradition. We’re also about beauty, wisdom, love, justice, being, Being, apophasis, paralipsis, paralepsis… where was I?

INDIVIDUALLY BOXED

TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND YOUR LIQUIDS!

CLOSING AT THE BOTTOM KEEPS BEVERAGES FROM FLOWING OUT

As you can see, all of our mugs are big ideas with a handle. Whether you’re fascinated by mathematical formulas or miniature art histories or crossword puzzles, they just might make you a morning person.

READY TO KEEP FOR YOURSELF READY FOR GIFT-GIVING

And with so many beautiful designs, our mugs will look good in front of your mug.

BEST-SELLERS

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS #0065

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JANE AUSTEN #3764

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FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE #2763

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BRIEF HISTORY OF ART #1658

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THE LITERARY CAT #5375

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FRIDA DREAMS #4747

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14 TRADITIONAL MUGS

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

The Bard’s best put-downs. 14 oz./400 mL #0065

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BANNED BOOKS

24 literary classics too hot to handle. 12 oz./350 mL #2480

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PAWPRINT INSIDE

PAWPRINT INSIDE

THE ARTISTIC CAT

THE LITERARY CAT

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This transfixing mug features artists’ portraits of beautiful creatures. Muses captured for a moment.

Before they vanish again. 12 oz./350 mL #5529

FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. For best results, serve with our Last Lines of Literature mug.

14 oz./400 mL #2763

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Nine quotes from authors who cannot resist a kitten.

Settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and viceversa. 12 oz./350 mL #5375

LAST LINES OF LITERATURE

Even if you can’t enjoy your morning coffee over a good book, you’ll always have the last word. 14 oz./400 mL #4261

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$6.75 / $8.75 cdn

TRADITIONAL MUGS 15

GILBERT & SULLIVAN

JANE AUSTEN

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Though “Delighted” I may / Occasionally say, / I never use a big, big D – / What, never? 14 oz./400 mL #5564

EDGAR ALLAN POE

Makes any beverage mysterious! 14 oz./400 mL #3356

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I LOVE YOU MUG

This beautiful mug says “I Love You” forty ways. Remind your paramour of your steamy devotion over coffee at work, over cocoa on cozy evenings …and over breakfast.

12 oz./350 mL #5297

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Just the thing for women of independent means and superior men. 14 oz./400 mL #3764

ROALD DAHL

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” Running a close second is caffeine.

14 oz./400 mL #5394

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SHERLOCK HOLMES

Holmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images, and Sidney Pagets’ portrait of the world’s only consulting detective! 14 oz./400 mL #4638

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16 TRADITIONAL MUGS

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

FRIDA’S QUOTE IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH

FRIDA DREAMS

BRIEF HISTORY OF ART

From Lascaux to Picasso. 16 oz./475 mL #1658

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The perfect mug for Frida Kahlo’s many admirers — the realists and the dreamers alike. 12 oz./350 mL #4747

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CHALK INCLUDED!

EINSTEIN’S BLACKBOARD

BAD ART

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Write a message on Einstein’s Blackboard for your labmate or your roommate. Chalk Inside! 12 oz./350 mL #5376

NEW!

DINOSAURIA — THE TERRIBLE LIZARDS MUG

For all true dino fans who know the meaning of T-rex’s name. 12 oz. / 300 mL #5633

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Our Bad Art mug features genuine paintings from the MUSEUM OF BAD ART. 14 oz./400 mL #5395

GEOLOGIC TIME

Our Geologic Time mug will remind you of your days as an amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting shells on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making.

14 oz./400 mL #5019

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NOTCH FOR TEA BAG STRING

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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ELECTRICI-TEA Go fly a kite! This mug has a notch for your tea bag string so the paper tag becomes Ben Franklin’s kite.

Ingenious! 12 oz./350 mL #4972

NEW!

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PRESIDENTIAL PETS

Speak softly and carry a big stick…so we can play “Fetch”! 12 oz. / 300 mL #5662

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$6.75 / $8.75 cdn

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PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS 29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. 14 oz./400 mL #0978

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19TH AMENDMENT

Our 19th Amendment mug is a reminder that democracy requires the good will, faith, and honest engagement of its citizens. 12 oz./350 mL #5542

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PENCIL INCLUDED!

THE LOST ART OF PENMANSHIP

If you long for a little simple creativity, you’ll appreciate our Penmanship mug. Comes complete with a miniature pad and pencil to help you recapture the Lost Art of Penmanship. 12 oz./350 mL #4521

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CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG

Solve the crossword on the box (pencil inside!), then wash your mug and look for more than two dozen puzzles online! 14 oz./400 mL #3340

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18 TRADITIONAL MUGS

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

YOGA MAT COASTER INCLUDED!

HOW TO: YOGA

Now you know what to get your guru. 12 oz./350 mL #3464

Il142 9c) $&@VL IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON THE UNITED STATES

This porcelain cup is made in the style of a yunomi – traditional Japanese tea cup without a handle – and debossed with original drawings of all 50 states…in the order they joined the United States!

9 oz./260mL #5383

ROPES INCLUDED!

HOW TO: KNOTS

Earn a merit badge on your coffee break. Ropes included!

12 oz./350 mL #3822

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON MODERN ART Own a work of art — one that employs a bold, minimal palette to depict 65 great modern artists from Courbet to Warhol.

9 oz./260 mL #5193

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON PHILOSOPHY

What is truth? What is happiness? What is the best place for my favorite libation?

Here are 60 Western philosophers to help you with at least one of these questions.

9 oz./260 mL #4253

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON ENGLISH ROYALTY

This drinking vessel depicts all the kings and queens from Alfred to Elizabeth II… and one unfortunate Interregnum — more kings and queens than any other cup! We are amused. 9 oz./260 mL #5192

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$6.75 / $8.75 cdn

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REVISED AND UPDATED WITH DISCOVERY!

STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK

50 years of Star Trek starships. 50 years of space exploration. Do you know a Star Trek fan who doesn’t have one yet? Make it so. 14 oz./400 mL #4378

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MATH MUG

20 of the most popular mathematical formulae.

14 oz./400 mL #0492

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YIDDISH INSULTS

FREUDIAN SIPS

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Some occasions in life call for a bon mot – others demand this Yiddish Insults mug. 14 oz./400 mL #5508

When you say one thing but mean your mother!

12 oz./350 mL #0084

SHOWCASE YOUR MUGS IN A MONTY PYTHON QUOTES MUG Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more! #2965

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JIGSAW PUZZLES MULTIPLES OF 2.

There’s nothing like the satisfying click when a piece of the puzzle fits. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild invites you to join us over a jigsaw puzzle!

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PUZZLE ART ON ALL 6 SIDES!

$8.75

DIMENSIONS TK

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PUZZLE ART MINI POSTER INSIDE

NEW!

1000 PIECES THAT CLICK (SNUG FIT!) LOW DUST MATTE FINISH/LOW GLARE ACTUAL SIZE

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

UPG’s formidable Shakespearean Insults Jigsaw Puzzle is more Shakespearean and more insulting than any other – with invective from every single play in which the Bard is known to have had a hand!

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5664

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GEOLOGICAL TIME

Ah, nostalgia. Remember when trilobites were soooooo popular? Pangaea… now, there was a supercontinent. If you’re too young to recall the Devonian era, UPG’s beautiful Geological Time jigsaw puzzle has a timeline with layers of fossils and facts to help you put it all together.

11¾" × 35³⁄8" (30cm × 90cm) #5629

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GREAT FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

Great writers show how it’s done: with drama, humor, and wisdom. UPG’s Great First Lines of Literature jigsaw puzzle is as packed as the best kind of bookshelf with intriguing first lines from dozens of writers. Classic works – adventure, science fiction, romance, mystery – these wonderful quotes will draw you in for hours of engagement.

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5627

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MISTER ROGERS

Spend time with UPG’s Mister Rogers Jigsaw Puzzle. You’ll enjoy dozens of colorful quotes and song lyrics, images of his iconic sweater and Trolley, as well as characters from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. We’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like him.

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5661

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$8.75 / $11.50 cdn

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JANE AUSTEN LITERARY LINES

Janeites, unite! The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has made this handsome jigsaw puzzle featuring Jane Austen’s works! Each quote is rendered by hand, charmingly filigreed, and ornamented to pleasing effect. You’ll lose yourself for hours in this captivating puzzle – a new way to surround yourself with Jane Austen’s words – her wit, her empathy, and her still-brilliant observations about a party. It’s genius.

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5628

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MODERN ARTISTS

Courbet, Manet, Degas, Cézanne, and Klimt. Monet, Renoir, Cassatt, Gauguin, van Gogh. Louise Bourgeois and Lichtenstein. Frankenthaler and Warhol. This jigsaw puzzle celebrates 70 formidable Modern Artists. (Feuds and models not included.)

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5663

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A BRIEF HISTORY OF ART

From the Lascaux Cave paintings in prehistoric France… all the way to the Abstract end-of-the-20th-century USA, now you can relive the history of Western Art in a single weekend!

Each time you assemble UPG’s A Brief History of Art jigsaw puzzle, you receive an entire course in Art History in a mere fraction of the time!

11¾" × 35³⁄8" (30cm × 90cm) #5630

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FERTILE MINDS MULTIPLES OF 4.

$5.75

$

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UPG’s handsome Fertile Minds ceramic planter pots can hold a mini flowerpot — or drop in a handful of small stones, fill with potting soil, and plant a seed.

Go on, make the world more cultivated.

Fertile Minds planter pots shown with suggestions for plantings. Soil, moss, flowers, and succulents not included.

Know what else isn’t included? Gravel. Dice. Bespoke handcrafted titanium coffee table. Those lovely round pebbles – or the flat ones they call “worry stones” – you know, the kind you find at the beach and they still smell of salt and seaweed? Exposed brick and the edition of Holinshed’s Chronicles of England, Scotland, and Ireland owned by Shakespeare (1578) …you guessed it…also not included.

Approx. 3" / 7.5 cm deep × 2" / 5 cm dia.

Easy care (wipe with a damp cloth)

NEW!

SIGMUND FREUD

The Sigmund Freud planter pot holds a small cactus (for when you’re feeling prickly). Of course, you could always cultivate aromatic herbs if you prefer headier stuff. #5537

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EDGAR ALLAN POE

“An immortal instinct, deep within the spirit of man, is thus, plainly, a sense of the Beautiful.”

This Fertile Minds planter pot in the image of Edgar Allan Poe will bring mystery and beauty to your home. It’s genius. #5584

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Multiples of 4/style.

$5.75 / $7.50 cdn

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NEW!

FRIDA KAHLO

In Casa Azul (Blue House), her Mexico City home, Frida Kahlo surrounded herself with all things lavish and marvelous — including the animals she loved and the botanical wonders that interposed themselves into her paintings and famous self-portraits. Don’t wait for beauty. Start a seedling in your Fertile Minds planter pot with the image of Frida and transform your home. #5536

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Albert Einstein, the later-life vegetarian, is now a smart ceramic décor accent. It’s the perfect place to plant a lovely little Mammillaria elongata 'Cristata' — you know, a brain cactus. #5534

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LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN

JANE AUSTEN

Want to add a dash of drama to your décor? This miniature bust of Ludwig van Beethoven will give your music room a little dun dun dun DUNNNNNNN!

This charming Jane Austen planter pot makes a cozy addition to your nightstand or a sunny windowsill. What would make the winter melt faster than growing Sweet William from seed and then transplanting to your window box? #5539

#5585

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Wm. Shakespeare’s imagination brought us “a rose by any other name” and now he can grow your kitchen herbs. (Will might suggest marjoram, thyme, rosemary, mints…) #5533

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VINCENT VAN GOGH

It’s true: “great things are not done just by impulse, but are a series of small things put together.” This Vincent van Gogh ceramic planter pot will add an artistic touch to your workspace or your home — perhaps in The Bedroom. #5538

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MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES $3.50

A MAGNET ON YOUR FRIDGE

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Every Magnetic Personality is a puppet on your finger and a magnet on your fridge or locker. Each original design captures the personality of a remarkable individual…

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APPROX. 4" TALL

Do you know this man?

Born into poverty, he was a teenaged preacher and worked odd jobs to help support his eight siblings.

Of course you do!

DRESSED IN PERIOD CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES

ESSENTIAL INFORMATION

Harlem Renaissance-era writers mentored James Baldwin. Fellowships and freelance gigs let him live as an expatriate, engaging volatile issues – violent racism, sexuality – with the clarity of distance.

It’s all who you know.

One of the best essayists his nation ever produced, Baldwin’s life and work encompassed much of what it meant to be American in the 20th century. All Magnetic Personalities include a tag with brief bio, important dates and a thoughtful introduction to one of our original thinkers and cultural icons. Why not surround yourself with Magnetic Personalities? Get to know real characters — and people of real character.

Browse Magnetic Personalities finger puppets by category: Philosophy · STEM · Authors & Literature · Performing & Visual Arts · World Religions · History & Politics · Star Trek

QUOTABLE QUOTE

BRIEF BIOGRAPHY

A PUPPET ON YOUR FINGER

BEST-SELLERS SPINNING COUNTERTOP CARD/PUPPET DISPLAY #4477 SEE PAGE 83

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FRIDA KAHLO #0057

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THE SCREAM #0646

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0104

ANDY WARHOL #0643

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SPINNING COUNTERTOP PUPPET DISPLAY #4268 SEE PAGE 83

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PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS LOUIS ARMSTRONG #2186

LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN #0150

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KEITH HARING #2941

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ALFRED HITCHCOCK #5362

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FRIDA KAHLO #0057

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CHARLIE CHAPLIN #0928

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FREDDIE MERCURY #5594

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SALVADOR DALÍ #0033

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GEORGIA O’KEEFFE #0518

PABLO PICASSO #0921

DJANGO REINHARDT #5299

DIEGO RIVERA #0154

BOB ROSS #5300

THE SCREAM #0646

VINCENT VAN GOGH #0121

ANDY WARHOL #0643

FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT #0610

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WORLD RELIGIONS LAUGHING BUDDHA #0020

POPE FRANCIS #4242

GANESHA #0923

JESUS #0929

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MOSES #3265

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AUTHORS & LITERATURE SHOLOM ALEICHEM #0516

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ANTON CHEKHOV #0919

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MAYA ANGELOU #5212

JANE AUSTEN #0145

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CTHULHU #5400

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GEORGE ORWELL #0598

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JAMES BALDWIN #5335

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BERTOLT BRECHT #5035

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SYLVIA PLATH #3554

EDGAR ALLAN POE #0198

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POE’S RAVEN #4394

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RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI #4572

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0104

MARK TWAIN #0628

KURT VONNEGUT #2944

WALT WHITMAN #4096

VIRGINIA WOOLF #0124

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PHILOSOPHY MICHEL FOUCAULT #0185

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SØREN KIERKEGAARD #0181

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STAR TREK PLATO #0095

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CAPTAIN KIRK #4550

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UHURA #4554

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STEM MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE #0296

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DR. ANTHONY S. FAUCI #5639

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PAVLOV’S DOG #0151

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HISTORY & POLITICS JOE BIDEN #5654

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FREDERICK DOUGLASS #0255

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QUEEN ELIZABETH I #0519

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SHIRLEY CHISHOLM #5532

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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN #0221

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KAMALA D. HARRIS #5653

THOMAS JEFFERSON #0521

ABRAHAM LINCOLN #0245

ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ #5541

ROSA PARKS #2185

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BERNIE SANDERS #5545

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SOJOURNER TRUTH #0621

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NOAM CHOMSKY #3556

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5036

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BESSIE COLEMAN #5511

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ALEXANDER HAMILTON #4369

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MALCOLM X #3916

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BARACK OBAMA #0644

MICHELLE OBAMA #5510

ROSIE THE RIVETER #5379

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT #0223

THEODORE ROOSEVELT #0254

BETSY ROSS #1840

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ELIZABETH WARREN #5544

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GEORGE WASHINGTON #0294

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ENAMEL PINS Wear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel!

$7.50

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Our line of colorful die-cast Enamel Pins features historical figures, cultural icons, and big ideas. They’re packaged in sets of two with rubber pin backs.

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UNIQUE QUOTE OR QUIP IDENTIFIES PINS

ATTRACTIVE 3¼" × 4¼" HANGING DISPLAY CARD INSIDE AN ACETATE ENVELOPE TENACIOUS RUBBER PIN BACKS HOLD ON TIGHT ORIGINAL DESIGNS

ENAMEL PINS COME IN SETS OF TWO

COLORFUL ENAMEL

BEST-SELLERS 9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 83

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FRIDA KAHLO #5091

RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5219

19TH AMENDMENT #5546

ROSIE THE RIVETER #5098

EDGAR ALLAN POE #5079

ALBERT EINSTEIN #5093

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24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 83

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30 ENAMEL PINS

$7.50 / $9.00 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

Pins shown actual size.

H.P. LOVECRAFT

H.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu.

Pals. #5218

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JAMES BALDWIN

“You and I are history. We carry our history. We act our history.” — James Baldwin #5089

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

JANE AUSTEN

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William Shakespeare and The Globe are the emblems you need for all your comedies and tragedies. #5081

SYLVIA PLATH

Sylvia Plath struck on the precise metaphor: “sitting under the same glass bell jar.” #5220

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“One cannot have too large a party.” Or better companions than Jane Austen and her Novels. #5088

KURT VONNEGUT Always be Kurt Vonnegut and never be an * . #5076

Il142 9c) *&(]T

SHERLOCK HOLMES EDGAR ALLAN POE

The Raven came to have a word with Edgar Allan Poe... and you know what word that is. #5079

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MAD HATTER

“It’s the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!”

Invite the Mad Hatter and bring your Teacup. #5096

Il142 9c) (!#+U

Sherlock Holmes was never without his trusty magnifying glass.

“It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.” — A Case of Identity #5307

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Alice found a bottle with a label that said “DRINK ME” and she did — would you? #5070

Il142 9c) *$!ZP

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Pins shown actual size.

BILLIE HOLIDAY

Billie Holiday wore her heart on her sleeve and her ever-present white gardenia in her hair. #5305

Il142 9c) (@*XN RUTH BADER GINSBURG

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s opinion: “I dissent.”

— Bush v. Gore 531 U.S. 98, 144 #5219

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SIGMUND FREUD Sigmund Freud loved his Mom. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. #5095

Il142 9c) (!@WM DR. ANTHONY S. FAUCI

Who was that masked man?

He left before we could thank him! Wear a mask! Wear Dr. Fauci! Wear Dr. Fauci’s mask! #5640

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ROSIE THE RIVETER

Big job? Tough job? Impossible job?

Rosie says, “We Can Do It!” #5098

Il142 9c) (!%XN

These eye-catching 19th Amendment enamel pins pay tribute to the decades-long struggle of the suffragists — from the first Woman’s Rights Convention (1848) through ratification (1920) and right up to every time you make your voice heard at the ballot box! #5546

Il142 9c) @*(ZP JUSTIN TRUDEAU

Not your parents’ Trudeau!

(But it is your parents’ maple leaf.)

Pas le Trudeau de tes parents! (Mais c’est la feuille d’érable de tes parents.) #5223

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I heard the voice of The Grand High Witch screaming out some sort of an awful gloating song, “Down vith children! Do them in!” #5513

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SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT

Every day is like a new thought experiment.

Sometimes you’re Schrödinger’s Cat. Sometimes you’re Schrödinger’s Other Cat. #5102

Il142 9c) (!(VL WILLY WONKA & THE LAST GOLDEN TICKET

“Come and look at this, everybody! The kid’s found Wonka’s last Golden Ticket!” #5512

Il142 9c) !(*?K

32 ENAMEL PINS

$7.50 / $9.00 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

Pins shown actual size.

FRIDA KAHLO

ANDY WARHOL

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Frida Kahlo immortalized her pet Monkey in the self-portrait, “Fulang-Chang and I.” #5091

“I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I guess...” — Andy Warhol, about Soup #5086

VINCENT VAN GOGH

Vincent van Gogh and his Ear — together again! #5085

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SALVADOR DALÍ

LEONARDO DA VINCI

THE SCREAM

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Salvador Dalí and his Melting Watch make your day more surreal. #5092

PABLO PICASSO

Influential 20th Century artist Pablo Picasso never stopped exploring: “I do not seek – I find.” #5372

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Leonardo da Vinci and his Vitruvian Man help you keep things in proportion. #5258

CLAUDE MONET

Impressionism was named for the Claude Monet painting, “Impression: Sunrise” but he’s famous for his Water Lily paintings. #5369

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“I felt a gust of melancholy” Edvard Munch said in his diary 22 January 1892 — but The Scream says it all. #5214

BOB ROSS

“You paint your world the way you see it…” and Bob Ross paints a Happy Little Tree the way he sees it. #5083

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PLATONIC SOLIDS

Platonic Solids will show everyone you have many sides. Set of 5 (five) pins. #5313

STURM UND DRANG

Sturm und Drang — it’s your nature. #5082

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Multiples of 4/style.

Pins shown actual size.

$7.50 / $9.00 cdn

CHARLES DARWIN

ALBERT EINSTEIN

“I frequently got on their backs...but I found it very difficult to keep my balance.”

— Charles Darwin on riding the Galápagos Tortoise #5077

In theory, Albert Einstein and E = mc 2 show you have potential... you know, relatively. #5093

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NIKOLA TESLA

Nikola Tesla and his famous Tesla Coil — flash but not flashy. #5084

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CARL SAGAN

Carl Sagan sent the Golden Record aboard Voyager. No word yet from “advanced spacefaring civilizations in interstellar space.” #5080

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T. REX NOW AND THEN

T. rex and T. rex fossil — can you dig it? #5075

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ENAMEL PINS 33

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GLOWS IN THE DARK!

MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE

Marie Sklodowska Curie coined the word “radioactive” and named the radium that gave the lab that special glow(-in-the-dark). #5309

Il142 9c) (#!XN LAIKA

Brave little Laika began as a stray in Moscow, but she flew around the world aboard Sputnik 2. #5078

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SQUID & WHALE

“It seemed not a whale…

‘What was it, Sir?’ said Flask.

‘The great live squid…’ ” — Moby Dick #5222

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P.T. BARNUM AND JUMBO

Legendary showman P.T. Barnum made an African elephant the star of the Barnum & Bailey Circus – and that’s how Jumbo became the most famous elephant in the world. #5370

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MISTER ROGERS

Mister Rogers and Trolley can say to someone you like: “Won’t You Be My Neighbor”? #5097

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LIP BALM

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Lip Balms from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are delicious, highquality concoctions wrapped up in fetching and fun-to-read packages.

5 cdn

Lively in your shop display — lovely when you get them home — each one is a useful, flavorful accessory for pocket, purse, or backpack.

MADE IN THE

U.S.A.

ATTRACTIVE 3 ½" × 4 ½" BLISTER PACK READY TO DISPLAY

CULTURAL ICON

PROTECTS YOUR LIPS AGAINST THE ELEMENTS (NOT LEAD OR MENDELEVIUM, OF COURSE — WE WERE THINKING MORE LIKE WIND AND COLD) FILLED WITH LOTS OF GOOD STUFF!

NET WT. .15 OZ. (4.25 G)

MISSING LOTS OF BAD STUFF!

BEST-SELLERS EYE-CATCHING DESIGN

Take a look at the recipe: ORGANIC ingredients REAL flavors you like NO butylthis, parathat, or methylwhatever NO mineral oil NO battery acid NO truth serum that makes you confess, “Boss, that haircut makes you look like an eel.”

MADE WITH ALL-NATURAL, ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS

O-BALM-A #5338

STIFF UPPER LIP BALM #5366

FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION #5319

FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMS #5316

Il142 9c) (#(+U

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Il142 9c) !$(WM

Il142 9c) @& WM

Multiples of 12/style.

FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMS

citrus #5316

Il142 9c) @& WM

O-BALM-A

peppermint #5338

Il142 9c) (#(+U

$1.70 / $2.25 cdn

ALICE IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER LIP BALM

citrus #5402

LIP BALM 35

FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION eucalyptus mint #5319

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JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM

CALAMITY JANE’S LEGENDARY LIP ELIXIR

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peppermint #5318

eucalyptus mint #5543

SHAKESPEARE’S MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S BALM

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S FAMOUS FORMULA FOR THE LIPS

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STIFF UPPER LIP BALM

ROSIE THE RIVETER’S HARD-WORKING LIP BALM

cherry #5317

unflavored #5368

24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 83

Il142 9c) ($)ZP 9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 83

Il142 9c) (@)\R

peppermint #5366

Il142 9c) !$(WM

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MINTS

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$1.70

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild always has plenty of fresh ideas!

$

2.2

5 cdn

UPG’s collection of super-strong Mints give your day a burst of flavor.You’ll always want to have a few of these sensational little sensations close at hand Our clever little tins click shut and drop discretely into your pocket or purse. Go ahead – offer a mint so entertaining, it won’t even seem like a hint!

REFRESHING!

NO ASPARTAME NO SUGAR NOTHING BUT MINTY GOODNESS

FITS IN YOUR POCKET

FITS IN YOUR PURSE

FITS IN YOUR PALM PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 12

MINTS MADE IN THE

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EIDOS – WHAT’S IN A NAME? είδος Eídos EIDOS, noun ei·dos | \ `ī,däs, `ā,- \ Something that is seen or intuited; image, idea. Origin: Greek.

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POCKET #5321

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54 NOTEBOOKS

POCKET (3 ½" × 5") $1.50 / $1.95 cdn

FULL-SIZE (5" × 7") $3.00 / $3.95 cdn

Multiples of 6/style.

48 pp.

THE MOON PASSPORT

STARGAZING

POCKET #5357

Il142 9c) ($!WM

POCKET #3394

URBAN BIRDWATCHING

BOTANY (A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK)

The Moon Passport notebook has plenty of pages to keep track of your missions on Earth. Bonus foldout extras, including moon phases, glossary, maps, and charts!

Fledgling enthusiasts and eagle-eyed experts love this handsome and handy notebook with bonus features: learn bird-counting notation, identify migration routes and two dozen species!

FULL-SIZE #4730

Il142 9c) *(!?K

GEOLOGY – A FIELD NOTEBOOK You care deeply – about rocks and minerals, plate tectonics and volcanos. This notebook has special rock ID features and plenty of room for field observations. (GEOLOGY. It’s big.)

POCKET #5583

Il142 9c) &!%+U

A beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders.

FULL-SIZE #4371

Il142 9c) @ !ZP Il142 9c) @*!+Uv

This friendly green notebook has plenty of room to record field notes in the wild or grocery lists and errands when you return to civilization. Bonus botanical charts and guides!

POCKET #5363

Il142 9c) *)&VL ENTOMOLOGY – A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK

This notebook has plenty of room for field observations and features to help you identify these elegant, intricate species. (ENTOMOLOGY. It’s the little things.)

POCKET #5423

Il142 9c) $&(?K

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN’S ACCOUNT BOOK, AND JOURNAL

CAMPING

Poor Richard says, let us hearken to good Advice.

Use this clever Note Book for Business Plans and for Attaining Moral Perfection. Account for Yourself!

We’ve started your packing list – what to keep, what to leave, how to plan. UPG’s Camping Notebook is loaded with useful guides and charts you’ll need for your next expedition.

POCKET #5421

POCKET #5422

Il142 9c) @^(\R

Il142 9c) %^)ZP

Multiples of 6/style.

48 pp.

POCKET (3 ½" × 5") $1.50 / $1.95 cdn

FULL-SIZE (5" × 7") $3.00 / $3.95 cdn

NOTEBOOKS 55

CANADA PASSPORT

UPG NOTEBOOK

After every election, one party always threatens to head for the Great White North. This Canada Passport notebook is filled with entertaining facts and features the disappointed voter needs...

Our pocket notebook features crucial data (Dante’s Rings of Hell, Shakespeare’s insults) and gridded pages festooned with UPG’s March of Progress from monkey to modernity. Got a brainchild? Tuck it in here.

POCKET #5015

Il142 9c) *&^\R

POCKET #2964

STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOG

STAR TREK ENGINEERING

Il142 9c)@(^$+U

A handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes, and room for the many observations you’ll make on your five-year mission.

POCKET #4520

A useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for reference – and plenty of room to record your concepts, data, and inventions.

FULL-SIZE #4610

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POCKET #5393

Il142 9c) ($&YO

PANGAEA PASSPORT

WONDERLAND PASSPORT

This notebook with gridded pages recalls when all the land on Earth was one continent (before the big break-up).

The White Rabbit blows three blasts on the trumpet and a pack of cards whirls around the ruled pages. Wonderful!

POCKET #1464

Il142 9c) ^%)XN

POCKET #1473

NEVERLAND PASSPORT

HELL PASSPORT

Wendy flies across every ruled page with “the only boy on the island who could neither write nor spell.”

POCKET #1590

Il142 9c) ^$*?K

Il142 9c) ^$^[Q Flames lick the ruled pages where you may record your sins or meetings with famous denizens.

POCKET #1465

Il142 9c) ^$&XN

OZ PASSPORT

The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion go with you through ruled pages all the way home!

POCKET #1471

Il142 9c) ^$(\R MARS PASSPORT

Dress for the climate (see Travelers Tips). Each gridded page features landscape of the Red Planet.

POCKET #2221

Il142 9c)@ @!XN

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STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS 4.0

$

UPG’s handy, eye-catching Sticky Note Booklets hold dozens and dozens of notes and page markers with individual designs. They’re better than a memo pad and more fun than those oh-sosquare ordinary sticky notes.

$3.50 0 cdn

EVERY STICKY NOTE BOOKLET FEATURES INDIVIDUAL NOTE DESIGNS

APPROX. 3" × 4" (NOTE SIZES VARY)

DOZENS OF NOTES IN EACH BOOKLET

BEST-SELLERS

BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING #5004

Il142 9c) *(%]T

FEMINOTES #1818

Il142 9c) ^(^VL

WONDERLAND #2781

Il142 9c)@&*!WM

PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 6 MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD #3820

Il142 9c) @ ^?K

STAR TREK #4427

Il142 9c) (& VL

MUSICAL NOTES #0532

Il142 9c) $*^]T

Multiples of 6/style.

$3.50 / $4.00 cdn

STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS 57

BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING

FRIDA KAHLO “REFLECTIONS”

SHERLOCK HOLMES

THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ

FREUDIAN SLIPS

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS

#5004

Il142 9c) *(%]T

#5403

Il142 9c) (^@\R

#0114

Il142 9c) $ @YO

#0529

Il142 9c) $*(+U

#4737

Il142 9c) *(@\R

#0533

Il142 9c) %!*[Q

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BIGFOOT NOTES

$3.50 / $4.00 cdn

Multiples of 6/style.

FEMINOTES

#5230

#1818

Il142 9c) @!%YO

Il142 9c) ^(^VL

NEW!

MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING STICKY NOTES

STAR TREK #4427

Il142 9c) (& VL

#3048

Il142 9c) !^*XN

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

Il142 9c) ($%?K

WONDERLAND #5391

#2781

Il142 9c)@&*!WM

Multiples of 6/style.

$3.50 / $4.00 cdn

MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD

MUSICAL NOTES

MOONSTRUCK MEMOS

BUDDHA

#3820

Il142 9c) @ ^?K

#5377

Il142 9c) (# \R

STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS 59

#0532

Il142 9c) $*^]T

#0611

Il142 9c) %@)+U COUNTERTOP STICKY NOTE DISPLAY #3105

Il142 9c)#!)%ZP

SPINNING COUNTERTOP STICKY NOTE DISPLAY #4658

DOCUMENT FIRST AID #3647

Il142 9c) $(@+U

Il142 9c) *!@ZP

STICKY NOTE DISPLAYS SEE PAGE 83

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ZIPPER BAGS

$6.0

Everybody needs a home-away-from-home for their super-important stuff, so reach for UPG’s roomy, sturdy Zipper Bags:

$

8.0

0 cdn

0

• Stash a spare leash for the dog park • Lug your lock for your Pilates locker • Carry coupons for the car wash • Rescue your kid’s loose crayons • Is your package of Swedish fish swimming around in your purse? Save them!

• Grab your vitamins and favorite teabags on the way to work We make the perfect pouches, loaded with features…

HOLDS: • PENS AND PENCILS • BRUSHES AND SHADOWS • SNACKS AND MORE SNACKS

INTERIOR POCKET FOR YOUR ID, CREDIT CARD, OR BUS PASS

ZIPPER BAGS ARE 5" × 9" — COMPACT YET ROOMY!

STAYS OPEN FOR BUSINESS ON YOUR DESK, WORKBENCH, OR COUNTERTOP.

HANDY HANG LOOP

THEN ZIP IT UP AND ZIP OFF!

EACH BAG HAS AN INDIVIDUAL HANG TAG FACTS AND FEATURES AND FASCINATING READING

HANG TAG FOLDS AND FITS IN THE INTERIOR POCKET

CONTACT INFORMATION IN CASE OF LOST CASE

100% COTTON BAG

BEST-SELLERS

ALCHEMY BAG #5323

Il142 9c) @^$WM

FRIDA KAHLO #5399

Il142 9c) (^$VL

YOGA BAG #5322

Il142 9c) %@ XN

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BAG #5380

Il142 9c) (@&[Q

Multiples of 4/style.

Same artwork front and back unless noted.

$6.00 / $8.00 cdn

ZIPPER BAGS 61

BACK

YOGA BAG

The Yoga bag features original drawings to illustrate 15 poses. For those who believe practice makes practiced.

Namaste. #5322

Il142 9c) %@ XN

FRONT

ALCHEMY BAG

The Alchemy bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it’s important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, and all the necessities for your transformation. It’s the perfect accessory for the person of substance. #5323

Il142 9c) @^$WM BACK

PASTA BAG

Our tasty Pasta bag includes Pellegrino Artusi’s classic 1891 recipe for Salsa di Pomodoro (Tomato Sauce).

Buon appetito! Buon accessorio! #5327

Il142 9c) *)(ZP

FRONT

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BAG

Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, notpated, agate-ring… (shudder). Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself!

Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. #5380

Il142 9c) (@&[Q

62 ZIPPER BAGS

$6.00 / $8.00 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

Same artwork front and back unless noted.

BACK

WEED BAG

Grass. Hemp. Hay. Bud. Forage. Herb. Why all the euphemisms?

We’re all adults here. “Weed” is just another word for “plant” …a righteous, righteous plant. Our 100% cotton zip-up Weed bag honors these beautiful yet misunderstood works of nature. #5398

Il142 9c) (^#YO

FRONT

FLIGHT BAG

Because you’re always on a mission, these trusty little satellites will remind you to shoot for the stars. It’s the bag for your intelligent life. #5326

Il142 9c) *)^YO BACK

FRIDA KAHLO

Every creative act is a self-portrait of a sort, so carry all your supplies and inspirations in this Frida bag and let the master artist remind you to paint your own reality. #5399

Il142 9c) (^$VL

FRONT

JANE AUSTEN BAG

The Jane Austen bag is just the place to keep all the small things you need: a bottle of ink and a pen, a stack of letters tied with a ribbon, a needle and thread. This pouch is for those who recognize that the small is not inevitably the trivial. #5324

Il142 9c) *!)VL

SECULAR SAINTS $6.0 8.0

$

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has created these unscented Secular Saints candles for our unenlightened times.

0 cdn

0 SAINT’S NAME

The portrait of a cultural luminary appears on the front of the votive, and there are special features beautifully rendered on the reverse.

They are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).

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PATRONAGE RICH COLOR PORTRAIT

SAINT’S DAY (BIRTHDAY)

INDIVIDUAL “PRAYER” TO INSPIRE AND ENLIGHTEN

ILLUMINATED WITH GOLD FOIL

CALLIGRAPHIC LETTERING

MADE IN THE

U.S.A.

FINE PAPER WITH EMBOSSED DETAILS BURN TIME UP TO 80 HOURS

2" DIAMETER 8" TALL

COUNTERTOP SECULAR SAINTS CANDLE DISPLAY #3804 SEE PAGE 83

Il142 9c)#*)$\R BEST-SELLERS

FRIDA KAHLO #3291

Il142 9c) )! WM

RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5645

Il142 9c) *)@[Q

FREDDIE MERCURY #5418

Il142 9c) &(!XN

EDGAR ALLAN POE #4562

Il142 9c) ( @YO

NIKOLA TESLA #4283

Il142 9c) %(^YO

ALBERT EINSTEIN #2933

Il142 9c)@(# ZP

64 SECULAR SAINTS

$6.00 / $8.00 cdn

Multiples of 6/style.

JANE AUSTEN

JAMES BALDWIN

SALVADOR DALÍ

CHARLES DARWIN

ALBERT EINSTEIN

SIGMUND FREUD

RUTH BADER GINSBURG

BILLIE HOLIDAY

FRIDA KAHLO

JOHN LENNON

#4280

Il142 9c) %()WM

#3311

Il142 9c) $@#XN

#4734

Il142 9c) *%!YO

#5645

Il142 9c) *)@[Q

#3473

Il142 9c) $@&VL

#4736

Il142 9c) *%#]T

#3325

Il142 9c) !$*ZP

#3291

Il142 9c) )! WM

#2933

Il142 9c)@(# ZP

#4282

Il142 9c) %(@[Q

Multiples of 6/style.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN #3314

Il142 9c) $@^YO

FREDDIE MERCURY

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #3307

Il142 9c) $!([Q

#5418

Il142 9c) &(!XN

EDGAR ALLAN POE

NIKOLA TESLA #4283

Il142 9c) %(^YO

$6.00 / $8.00 cdn

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

#4562

Il142 9c) ( @YO

#5224

Il142 9c) @#*XN

HARRIET TUBMAN #5225

Il142 9c) @#(?K

SECULAR SAINTS 65

CARL SAGAN #4735

Il142 9c) *%@VL

KURT VONNEGUT #3701

Il142 9c) !&@?K

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TABLEWARE Whether it’s a seaside picnic, a tailgate party, or a “just because” barbecue (just because you own a barbecue), The Unemployed Philosophers Guild offers lots of fun and festive Tableware for get-togethers with family and friends.

UPG makes entertaining more entertaining.

GREAT DRINKERS SHOT GLASSES

Our Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire.

Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034

$9.00 / $11.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

Il142 9c) $)!VL SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS SHOT GLASSES

Here’s mud in your eye and my knife in your moldy chaps!

We all know it’s classier when you drag your pals with the Bard, so we made these attractive shot glasses especially for you and the scurvy companions you scorn. Why not take them home, as they’re unfit for any place but hell. You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave. #5315

$9.00 / $11.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

Il142 9c) @&^ZP

MUG SHOTS SHOT GLASSES

Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug shots on a set of shot glasses!

Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838

$9.00 / $11.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

Il142 9c) ^()+U

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PLANET PLATES

A set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher — wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Plate diameter 10". #3344

$18.50 / $24.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

Il142 9c) $ %ZP

MERCURY

VENUS

JUPITER

EARTH

SATURN

MARS

URANUS

NEPTUNE

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING BOWLS

Here’s the logical gift for the math lover in your life!

A set of four ceramic pudding bowls with the proofs to classic theorems of Euclid, Hippasus, Pythagoras, and Gauss.

4" diameter, 2½" tall, holds 8 oz. Yet so deep! #4054

$14.50 / $18.00 cdn

Il142 9c) ^)$[Q

Multiples of 4.

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T-SHIRTS$

11.50

$

14.

HERE’S LOOKING AT EUCLID

This tribute to the Father of Geometry in basic black will let everyone know that you may be simple, but you are also elegant.

EUCLID1

-S

EUCLID2

-M

EUCLID3

-L

EUCLID4

- XL

EUCLID5

- XXL

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PINK FREUD

This is the t-shirt that says it all… then forgets what it was saying and gazes off into space until nobody can quite tell if it’s exceptionally deep or just hungry.

(+$1.00 for XXL.)

00 cdn

DALÍ LLAMA

This proud llama in the handsome Salvador Dalí moustache tells people everything they should know.

Everything.

LLAMA1

-S

LLAMA2

-M

LLAMA3

-L

LLAMA4

- XL

LLAMA5

- XXL

Il142 9c*) !%[Q Il142 9c*) !^XN Il142 9c*) !&?K Il142 9c*) !*\R Il142 9c*) !(YO

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

Never again waste your breath on a mountain of mad flesh when the Bard put down so many put-downs you only need to point! This shirt is 100% cotton and features some of the Bard's most piercing turns of phrase.

PINKF1

-S

PINKF2

-M

INSULT1

-S

PINKF3

-L

INSULT2

-M

PINKF4

- XL

INSULT3

-L

PINKF5

- XXL

INSULT4

- XL

INSULT5

- XXL

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FREUDIAN SLIPPERS $13.0

THEY ARE OPENMINDED

EYEGLASSES — LIKE FREUD’S! — MAKE YOUR FEET LOOK SMART

$

16.

FULLY TWEAK-ABLE NOSE

00 cdn

0

LEFT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD!

FREUDIAN SLIPPERS

Now you can really put your foot in it!

Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.

$13.00 / $16.00 cdn Multiples of 2/size.

Available in US sizes: SMALL (Women’s 6–9.5, Men’s 6–8) #0112

RIGHT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD!

Il142 9c) @#)\R Il142 9c) @#!YO Il142 9c) @#@VL MEDIUM

PATENTED SOCK TONGUE™ TECHNOLOGY

(Women’s 10–11.5, Men’s 8.5–11)

#0111

LARGE

TRUMPZILLA WIND-UP TOY #5525

$7.50 / $9.00 Multiples of 4.

Il142 9c) @^*?K

cdn

(Women’s 12+, Men’s 11.5–14) #0110

Here's something to play with when you're playing politics: He smashes trade deals!

He crashes climate deals! He steps on allies! Does TRUMPZILLA stop for anything (besides golf)???!!!

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16.

$

STUFFED PORTRAITS

$12.5 00 cdn

MULTIPLES OF 2.

Plush Décor

Not just another “big head” …the brains to go with it!

Here’s the one room accent for everyone who’s comfortable with genius.

Stuffed Portraits. Big props for dreamers.

FRIDA KAHLO STUFFED PORTRAIT

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE STUFFED PORTRAIT

Il142 9c) &^&]T

Il142 9c) &()[Q

Artist. Acivist. Dreamer. #5412

Poet. Playwright. Dreamer. #5414

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Go ahead and snap a selfie with Stuffed Portraits, UPG’s plush characters with character.

Frida Kahlo adds artistic flair to your favorite chair.

Having a bad day? Let Sigmund Freud cushion the blow.

These adorable geniuses are comfortable on your sofa or in your boudoir.

Set a friendly face in your living space and give any room a smart new look.

SIZE VARIES BY STYLE; APPROX. 14" × 14" × 5".

ALBERT EINSTEIN STUFFED PORTRAIT

Scientist. Humanist. Dreamer. #5411

Il142 9c) & )]T

SIGMUND FREUD STUFFED PORTRAIT

Psychoanalyst. Scientist. Dreamer. #5413

Il142 9c) &%&+U

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MAGNETIC PLAY SETS $7.00

Our entertaining Magnetic Play Sets make any fridge or filing cabinet the center of attention.

$

8.7

Each set comes with all the components you need to create scores of mix-and-match superheroes, luminaries, and geniuses — all with wardrobes and accessories for every occasion.

5 cdn

DIE-CUT DETAILS ORIGINAL DESIGNS

MIX

COLORFUL COMPONENTS

MATCH

START ALL OVER AGAIN

DOZENS OF ELEMENTS

BEST-SELLERS

DRESS TO DISSENT #5503

Il142 9c) %(&VL

MISTER ROGERS’ HELLO, NEIGHBOR! #3819

Il142 9c) !%^?K

BOB ROSS JOY OF PAINTING #5624

Il142 9c) &@!?K

FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS #2310

Il142 9c)@#!)YO

WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323

Il142 9c) ^&!]T

Multiples of 6/style.

FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS #2310

Il142 9c)@#!)YO

CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER #4518

Il142 9c) &*#]T

WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323

Il142 9c) ^&!]T

$7.00 / $8.75 cdn

MAGNETIC PLAY SETS 73

MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING PLAY SET

ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE

RBG’S DRESS TO DISSENT

BOB ROSS JOY OF PAINTING

#5625

Il142 9c) &@#YO

#5503

Il142 9c) %(&VL

MISTER ROGERS’ HELLO, NEIGHBOR! #3819

Il142 9c) !%^?K

#3821

Il142 9c) !&#\R

#5624

Il142 9c) &@!?K

COUNTERTOP MAGNETIC PLAY SET DISPLAY #3106 SEE PAGE 83

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TEMPUS FUGIT $19.5

HANDSOME GENUINE LEATHER BAND

Will you look at the time?

$

24 .

And when you do, will you be staring at a computer screen or squinting at your phone?

STYLISH CASE

Why not gaze lovingly at one of our smart and stylish Watches instead?

With so many ways to measure the day, you won’t think about time the same way again.

00 cdn

0

JAPANESE QUARTZ MOVEMENT

EACH WATCH HAS ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL HANDS/DISC DESIGN

UPG makes any wrist a more interesting place. Go ahead. Give someone the time of day, whether they love the arts and sciences, classic photography, or the fun of looking at a watch that looks back.

NOT WATERPROOF ONE YEAR WARRANTY

PACKAGED FOR DISPLAY IN A TIN / GIFT BOX

BEST-SELLERS

U.S.S. ENTERPRISE #4428

PTOLEMAIC SYSTEM #2979

Il142 9c) &*)\R

Il142 9c)@(&(XN

MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS #3049

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We made a wristwatch that sums up Nietzsche’s hopeless view of the world!

Instead of a second hand, THE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME revolves around the face. 33mm diameter. #0088

Il142 9c) $# WM

Il142 9c) !^(?K

TESLA TIME #4517

Il142 9c) &*@VL

EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITY #0219

MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS WATCH

Il142 9c) $#&?K

Watch John Cleese distort himself as the hours pass.

No taxpayer money was used to develop this watch. Quartz movement.

One year warranty. Water resistant – not waterproof.

Not for use during The Fish Slapping Dance. 38mm diameter. #3049

Il142 9c) !^(?K

Multiples of 2/style.

$19.50 / $24.00 cdn

TEMPUS FUGIT 75

#2979

Il142 9c)@(&(XN

Il142 9c) &*@VL SE CRUISES THRO RPRI UG

STAR TREK U.S.S. ENTERPRISE WATCH

NTE

Five-year mission.

One-year warranty.

38mm diameter.

Il142 9c) &*)\R

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HIGGS BOSON

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It’s no Standard Model! Look closely.

See the Higgs field?

Find any particles — say, a boson? Blink and you’ll still see it! 33mm diameter. #2969

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A clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! 33mm diameter. #0219

Il142 9c) $#&?K

STEAMSHIP TELEGRAPH Full speed ahead!

33mm diameter. #2836

Il142 9c)@*#^+U

Il142 9c) *@ YO Charlie gets caught up in the machinery of modern times.

38mm diameter.

C I RC

#0559

EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITY

#4614

CHAPLIN MODERN TIMES ROTATING GEAR

C

T R E V O LV E S

SALVADOR DALÍ SURREALITY Dalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute.

33mm diameter.

This watch tells Earth time in Klingon numbers and the second hand is a menacing Bird-of-Prey.

38mm diameter.

KL IN

S. E .S.

#4428

STAR TREK KLINGON BIRDOF-PREY WATCH

REY MENACES T -OF-P HE G IRD AL NB AX O G

HS PA C

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ROTAT E TA R S

Ah, the good old days, when the heavens revolved around the Earth.

33mm diameter.

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PTOLEMAIC SYSTEM

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If you prize hard work and innovation above cold, hard cash — and if you set your Tesla watch five minutes ahead — you will be ahead of your time, just like Tesla! 38 mm diameter. #4517

M B E R S ROTAT E

TESLA TIME

#0649

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A classic photographyinspired watch. It’s 2.8, do you know where your children are? 33mm diameter. #1836

Il142 9c) &!@]T

SHIVA ROTATING ARMS

Two of the Hindu god’s arms and trident keep track of time. 33mm diameter. #0650

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PRIME TIME

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A math geek favorite!

33mm diameter. #1837

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PILL BOXES

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HANGING DISPLAY BOXES

8.0

$

Leave all those homely plastic containers at home! UPG makes useful and beautiful little Pill Boxes to carry all your medications and vitamins and supplements in one handsome case that fits in your pocket or purse.

$6.50

Multiples of 3/style.

SHINY!

0 cdn

2" DIAMETER (SHOWN LARGER THAN ACTUAL SIZE)

DISPLAY BOX APPROX. 3 ½" × 2"

TWO COMPARTMENTS

ATTRACTIVE!

CLOSES WITH A CLASP

24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 83

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RBG UPG captures the wisdom and humor of U.S. Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, an unlikely American icon.

Her thoughtfulness, legendary work ethic, and untiring commitment to equality are an everyday inspiration.

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG LITTLE THINKER #5373

$9.50 / $12.50 cdn Multiples of 2.

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Justice Ginsburg dedicated her life to “a more perfect Union” – even when it required her oft-quoted phrase: “I dissent.”

RUTH BADER GINSBURG MAGNETIC PERSONALITY #5036

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Il142 9c) *(*+U RUTH BADER GINSBURG’S JUDGMINTS #5332

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG QUOTABLE NOTABLE

$7.00 / $8.75 cdn Multiples of 6.

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$1.50 / $2.00 cdn Multiples of 6.

Il142 9c) &@)XN RUTH BADER GINSBURG ENAMEL PINS

COLD

#5219

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$7.50 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

RUTH BADER GINSBURG MUG

RUTH BADER GINSBURG SECULAR SAINT CANDLE

#5509

#5645

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn Multiples of 4.

$6.00 / $8.00 cdn Multiples of 6.

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MISTER ROGERS Everybody’s favorite neighbor, Mister Rogers, is sure to make it a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

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COLD HOT

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MISTER ROGERS’ BATH SOAP fresh milk, cocoa butter #4846

MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD STICKY NOTES

$1.70 / $2.25 cdn Multiples of 8.

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#3820

$3.50 / $4.00 cdn Multiples of 6.

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MISTER ROGERS ENAMEL PINS #5097

$7.50 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

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$1.50 / $2.00 Multiples of 6.

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$1.70 / $2.25 Multiples of 24.

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BOB ROSS

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“Give me your wired, your bored, Your workaholics yearning to paint trees.

The restless nine-to-five-ing day job crowds.

Send these, the listless, humorless to me, I lift my brush, paint happy little clouds!”

From now on, don’t tell people to calm down.

Tell them to Bob Ross.

COLD

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$1.70 / $2.25 cdn Multiples of 8.

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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG

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#4961

$6.75 / $8.75 cdn Multiples of 4.

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BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING STICKY NOTES

BOB ROSS ENAMEL PINS

#5004

#5083

$7.50 / $9.00 Multiples of 4.

$3.50 / $4.00 cdn Multiples of 6.

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BOB ROSS JOY OF PAINTING MAGNETIC PLAY SET

BOB ROSS MAGNETIC PERSONALITY #5300

#5624

$3.50 / $4.00 cdn

$7.00 / $8.75 cdn

Multiples of 6.

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These classic Star Trek finger puppets, coffee mugs, and stationery boldly go where no one has gone before.

Join The Unemployed Philosophers Guild and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise to seek out new life and new civilizations!

DILITHIUM CRYSTALS

MR. SPOCK PILL BOX

#4363

#4377

$1.70 / $2.25 cdn

$6.50 / $8.00 cdn

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U.S.S. ENTERPRISE WATCH

KLINGON BIRD-OF-PREY WATCH

#4428

#4614

$19.50 / $24.00 Multiples of 2.

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STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK MUG

TRANSPORTER MUG

#4378

#4606

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UHURA #4554

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$1.70 / $2.25 Multiples of 8.

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STAR TREK 81

CAPTAIN’S LOG NOTEBOOK

ENGINEERING NOTEBOOK

POCKET (3 ½" × 5", 48 PP.) #4520 $1.50 / $1.95 cdn

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QUOTABLE NOTABLES

SPOCK #4580

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DR. McCOY #4582

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STAR TREK QUOTABLE NOTABLE BOX SET

STAR TREK STICKY NOTES

#4587

#4427

$7.00 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 4.

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MONTY PYTHON QUOTES MUG

MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS WATCH

#2965

#3049

$6.75 / $8.75 CDN Multiples of 4.

$19.50 / $24.00 CDN Multiples of 2.

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MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING STICKY NOTES #3048

$3.50 / $4.00 cdn Multiples of 6.

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MONTY PYTHON’S FOOT SOAP honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5649

$1.70 / $2.25 cdn Multiples of 8.

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MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING PLAY SET #5625

$7.00 / $8.75 CDN Multiples of 6.

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DISPLAYS

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B D

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# OF STYLES

DIMENSIONS W×D×H

QTY FOR FREE

PROGRAM COST

A

Spinning Countertop Card/Puppet Display*

4477

8/10

13 × 13 × 30"

96/60

$354.00 / $432.00 cdn

4268

16

10 × 10 × 32"

96

$336.00 / $384.00 cdn

B

Spinning Countertop Puppet Display

C

Small Countertop Mint Display

0193

3

2 × 10 × 14"

72

$122.40 / $162.00 cdn

D

Large Countertop Mint Display

0139

6

4 × 10 × 14"

144

$244.80 / $324.00 cdn

E

Countertop Sticky Note Display

3105

6

11 × 10 × 15"

36

$126.00 / $144.00 cdn

F

Spinning Countertop Sticky Note Display

4658

12

9 × 9 × 24"

72

$252.00 / $288.00 cdn

G

Spinning Countertop Pocket Notebook Display

4045

12

6 × 6 × 24"

72

$108.00 / $140.40 cdn

H

Countertop Pocket Notebook Display

3104

6

13 × 7 × 17"

36

$54.00 / $70.20 cdn

I

Countertop Soap Display

4472

9

16 × 12 × 10"

72

$122.40 / $162.00 cdn

J

9-Hook Display†

5103

9

11 × 5 × 18"

36

$270.00 / $324.00 cdn

K

24-Hook Spinning Display†

5354

24

8 ¼ × 8 ¼ × 18"

96

$720.00 / $960.00 cdn

L

Countertop Magnetic Play Set Display

3106

4

9 × 10 × 24"

24

$168.00 / $210.00 cdn

M Countertop Secular Saints Candle Display

3804

8

11 × 13 × 24"

48

$288.00 / $384.00 cdn

*Card pockets hold 12 individual cards. † Minimums vary with product selection (program cost for Enamel Pins shown).

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0065 2985 4378 4606 5383 1657 0125 5508 3464

Shakespearean Insults Shark!

Star Trek Starships Star Trek Transporter States Cup Supreme Court Cases Van Gogh DisappEARing Yiddish Yoga

SECULAR SAINTS

$6.00 / $8.00 CDN

Multiples of 6

4280 4734 3473 3325 2933 3311 5645 4736 3291 4282 3314 5418 4562 5224 4735 3307 4283 5225 3701 3804

Austen, Jane Baldwin, James Dali, Salvador Darwin, Charles Einstein, Albert Freud, Sigmund Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Holiday, Billie Kahlo, Frida Lennon, John Lincoln, Abraham Mercury, Freddie Poe, Edgar Allan Roosevelt, Eleanor Sagan, Carl Shakespeare, William Tesla, Nikola Tubman, Harriet Vonnegut, Kurt Secular Saints Rack

EIDOS

Multiples of 4

5631

CC EXP:

SOAPS

Multiples of 8

4440 4439 4732 5671 5526 4410 5419 4412 4413 4433 5581 4411 5038 4438 5522 5226 4846 5649 4434 5521 4523 5333 5405 5039 5420 5673 4633 4522 4432 4733 5665 5040 5041 4472

$1.70 / $2.25 CDN

Alice’s Tiny Little Hand Soap Andy’s 15 Minutes of Foam Austen, Jane Bathsheba Bath Soap Degas Tub Einstein’s Bath-Time Continuum Franklin Guest Soap Freedom Soap Freud’s Wash Fulfillment Frida’s Fragrant Bath Bar Great Wave (Hokusai) Jesus Washed Kitten Bath Soap Lady Macbeth’s Guest Soap Marat Meteor Shower Soap Mister Rogers Monty Python’s Foot Soap Nihilism Soap Renoir’s Great Bathers Rosie’s We Can Wash It! Ross, Bob Scarlet Letter Body Soap Shakespeare, William Star Trek Make It Soap!

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Great Art

$7.00 / $8.75 CDN

Multiples of 6

T*LIGHTS Multiples of 4

5667 5669 5666 5668

$7.00 / $8.75 CDN

Birds on a Wire Butterflies Constellations Great Nudes

2310 5503 3819 5625 5624 3821 0323 4518 3106

Frida’s Frocks and Smock Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Mister Rogers Monty Python Ross, Bob Shakespeare, William What Would Jesus Wear?

Wonderland (Curiouser) Magnetic Play Set Rack

CVV:

MINTS

Multiples of 24

5531 0009 0615 5626 0315 0949 0038 2978 5332 0071 4230 5417 5528 4960 4624 2102 0008 4363 4995 0139 0193

19th Amendmints After Therapy Alice’s Enchantmints Austen Mints Einstein’s Relatively Strong Empowermints Enlightenmints Experimints Ginsburg’s Judgmints Kiss Mints Mr Rogers Encouragemints Pale Blue Dots Poe Mints Ross, Bob Mints Trump Nat’l Embarrassmints Retiremints Shakespearmints Star Trek Dilithium Crystals Vonnegut Mints Wire Rack (LARGE - 6) Wire Rack (SMALL - 3)

PUZZLES Multiples of 2

5630 5627 5629 5628 5661 5663 5664

$1.70 / $2.25 CDN

$8.75 / $11.50 CDN

Brief History of Art First Lines of Literature Geologic Time Jane Austen Mister Rogers Modern Artists Shakespearean Insults

ZIPPER BAGS $6.00 / $8.00 CDN Multiples of 4

5323 5324 5326 5380 5399 5327 5398 5322

Alchemy Austen, Jane Flight Insults Kahlo, Frida Pasta Weed Yoga

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THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD STICKY NOTES $3.50 / $4.00 CDN QUOTABLE Multiples of 6 NOTABLES 5230 5391 1818 3647 0114 0529 5403 3820 3048 5377 0533 0532 0611 4737 5004 4427 2781 3105 4658

Bigfoot Notes Charlie + Chocolate Factory FemiNotes First Aid Freudian Slips Frida Reflections Holmes Mister Rogers Monty Python Moonstruck Memos Much Ado About Nothings Musical Notes Notes of the Buddha Oz Ross, Bob Star Trek Wonderland Notes Sticky Note Rack Sticky Note Spinner

STUFFED $12.50 / $16.00 CDN PORTRAITS Multiples of 2

5411 5412 5413 5414

Einstein, Albert Kahlo, Frida Freud, Sigmund Shakespeare, William

WATCHES $19.50 / $24.00 CDN Multiples of 2

0649 0559 1836 2969 0088 1837 2979 0219 0650 3049 4428 4614 2836 4517

Chaplin Modern Times Dali, Salvador F-Stop Higgs Boson Nietzsche Eternal Return Prime Time Ptolemaic Watch Relativity Shiva Silly Walks Watch (Python) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Klingon Watch Steamship Telegraph Tesla, Nikola

TABLEWARE Multiples of 4

3344 4054 0034 1838 5315

Planet Plates (Set of 8) $18.50/$24 Proof in Pudding Bowls $14.50/$18 Great Drinkers Shots $9/$11 Mug Shots $9/$11 Shakespearean Insults $9/$11

$1.50 / $2.00 CDN

Multiples of 6

0583 0983 2225 0202 2956 0507 3659 0938 2957 4417 0230 0478 0303 0494 0204 0987 0578 0588 0574 0203 5596 2234 0199 4940 5672 0200 5361 3326 0504 0575 0935 0206 0579 0218 2224 4581 0232 0941 0966 0233 4582 3885 0234 0231 5268 0940 0989 0208 0609 2223 0945 0209 4418 0580 0591 0576 0937 0586

Alice Angel Armstrong, Louis Austen, Jane Billy the Kid Degas’ Ballerina Laughing Buddha Chaplin, Charlie Crockett, Davy Curie, Marie Skłodowska Dali, Salvador Darwin, Charles Dickinson, Emily Duncan, Isadora Einstein, Albert Elizabeth I Emerson, Ralph Waldo Fitzgerald, F. Scott Franklin, Benjamin Freud, Sigmund Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Girl with Pearl Earring Guevera, Che Hamilton, Alexander Harris, Kamala Henry VIII Hitchcock, Alfred Holiday, Billie Holmes, Sherlock Jefferson, Thomas Jesus Joyce, James Kafka, Franz Kahlo, Frida Kennedy, John F. Captain Kirk Kiss (Klimt) Leonardo da Vinci Lincoln, Abraham Marx, Karl Dr. McCoy Mister Rogers Mona Lisa (Leonardo) Monet, Claude Montgomery, L.M. Moses Newton, Isaac Nietzsche, Friedrich Obama, Barack Parks, Rosa Picasso, Pablo Poe, Edgar Allan Pope Francis Queen of Hearts Rembrandt van Rijn Roosevelt, Eleanor Roosevelt, Theodore Rosie the Riveter

5301 3884 0505 4585 0235 0215 2958 0211 4580 4583 3658 0501 0502 0210 0939 1783 3921 0304 1785 0205 0589 4477

Ross, Bob Sagan, Carl Sartre, Jean-Paul Scotty Scream Shakespeare, William Sitting Bull Socrates Spock Sulu Tesla, Nikola Thoreau, Henry David Twain, Mark Van Gogh, Vincent Warhol, Andy Washington, George Wharton, Edith Whitman, Walt Wilde, Oscar Wittgenstein, Ludwig Wright, Frank Lloyd Card/Puppet Spinner

BOXED CARD SETS Multiples of 4

4587 0585

Star Trek Wonderland

LIP BALM

Multiples of 12

5402 5318 5543 5368 5319 5316 5338 5367 5317 5366 5103 5354

$1.70 / $2.25 CDN

Alice Austen, Jane Calamity Jane Einstein, Albert Freud, Sigmund Kahlo, Frida O-Balm-a Rosie the Riveter Shakespeare, William Stiff Upper Lip 9 hook counter display 24 hook counter spinner

PLANTERS Multiples of 4

5539 5585 5534 5537 5536 5584 5533 5538

$7.00/$8.50 $6.00/$7.50

$5.75 / $7.50 CDN

Austen, Jane Beethoven, Ludwig van Einstein, Albert Freud, Sigmund Kahlo, Frida Poe, Edgar Allan Shakespeare, William Van Gogh, Vincent

WHOLESALE ENAMEL PINS $7.50 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4

5546 5070 5088 5089 5370 5309 5258 5092 5077 5093 5640 5095 5219 5305 5307 5091 5078 5218 5096 5369 5097 5372 5220 5313 5079 5083 5098 5080 5102 5214 5081 5222 5082 5075 5084 5223 5085 5076 5086 5513 5512 5103 5354

19th Amendment Alice Austen, Jane Baldwin, James Barnum, P.T. Curie, Marie da Vinci, Leonardo Dali, Salvador Darwin, Charles Einstein, Albert Fauci, Anthony Freud, Sigmund Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Holiday, Billie Holmes, Sherlock Kahlo, Frida Laika Lovecraft, H.P. Mad Hatter Monet, Claude Mister Rogers Picasso, Pablo Plath, Sylvia Platonic Solids Poe, Edgar Allan Ross, Bob & Happy Little Tree Rosie the Riveter Sagan, Carl Schrödinger’s Cat Scream, The Shakespeare, William Squid & Whale Sturm and Drang T. Rex Now and Then Tesla, Nikola Trudeau, Justin Van Gogh, Vincent Vonnegut, Kurt Warhol, Andy Witches Wonka and Golden Ticket 9 hook counter display 24 hook counter spinner

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Multiples of 3

0172 3333 0238 0602 3990 3583 4377 0171 5103 5354

$6.50 / $8.00 CDN

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5363 5015 5422 3886 3581 3875 5423 5421 5583 1465 3393 2221 5397 3582 5357 3806 1590 1471 1464 5321 2964 4520 5393 3394 1473 3104 4045

Botany Canada Camping Cloudspotting Comic Book Great Games Entomology Franklin’s Accounting Geology notebook Hell Holmes, Sherlock Mars Matilda Mini Masterpieces Moon Music Neverland Oz Pangaea Penmanship Philosophers Guild, Unemp.

Star Trek Captain’s Log Star Trek Engineering Stargazing Wonderland Notebook Rack Notebook Spinner

FULL-SIZE NOTEBOOKS

$3.00 / $3.95 CDN

Multiples of 6

4730 4626 3951 4372 5186 4373 4610 4371

Birdwatching, Urban Cloudspotting Comic Holmes Mini Masterpieces Music Star Trek Captain’s Log Stargazing

LITTLE $9.50 / $12.50 CDN THINKERS / DOLLS Musical dolls $11.00 / $14.00 CDN

Multiples of 2 per style

0017 0019 0931 3559 0030 5641 0035 0162 0058 5373

Beethoven, Ludwig van Buddha Chaplin, Charlie Curie, Marie Sklodowska Darwin, Charles Douglass, Frederick Einstein, Albert Freud, Sigmund Gandhi, Mahatma Ginsburg, Ruth Bader

0024 4939 0511 0289 0056 0029 0951 0077 0081 0083 0310 5530 0638 0187 5211 5578 0099 0115 3558 5642 0122 2949 0311 3733

Guevara, Che Hamilton, Alexander Holmes, Sherlock Jesus Kahlo, Frida Leonardo Da Vinci Lincoln, Abraham Marx, Karl Monet, Claude Mozart, Wolfgang A. Obama, Barack Obama, Michelle Picasso, Pablo Poe, Edgar Allan Rosie the Riveter Sanders, Bernie Shakespeare, William Socrates Tesla, Nikola Tubman, Harriet Van Gogh, Vincent Vonnegut, Kurt Warhol, Andy Washington, George

MAGNETIC PUPPETS

$3.50 / $4.00 CDN

Multiples of 6

0516 5212 2186 0145 5335 0150 5654 4246 5035 0020 0928 0919 2191 5532 3556 5511 5400 0296 0033 0251 0255 0148 0519 5639 0185 0221 0054 0923 5036 5213 0925 5401

Aleichem, Sholom Angelou, Maya Armstrong, Louis Austen, Jane Baldwin, James Beethoven, Ludwig Van Biden, Joe Bly, Nellie Brecht, Bertolt Buddha Chaplin, Charlie Chekov, Anton Cheshire Cat Chisolm, Shirley Chomsky, Noam Coleman, Bessie Cthulhu Curie, Marie Sklodowska Dali, Salvador Darwin, Charles Douglass, Frederick Einstein, Albert Elizabeth I, Queen Fauci, Anthony Foucault, Michel Franklin, Benjamin Freud, Sigmund Ganesha Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Gödel, Kurt Grant, Ulysses S. Grim Reaper

4369 2941 5653 0197 0630 5362 0596 4240 0196 0521 0929 0146 0067 0057 0181 4550 0073 0543 0245 3916 4756 0250 5594 4393 0082 3265 0144 0295 0249 0087 0518 0644 5510 5541 0598 0252 2185 0151 0921 3554 0095 0198 4242 4394 5299 4572 0154 0223 0254 5379 1840 5300 3740 3555 5545 0152 0646 0104 0515 4551 0636 0621

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STUFFED PORTRAITS Frida Kahlo Albert Einstein

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