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STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION STICKY NOTES
Log your missions—one note at a time! Featuring four pairs of alternating sticky notes with quotes and images from your favorite TNG crew members, including Picard & Q, Riker & Troi, Worf, Crusher, and Data & LaForge. Perfect for captains’ logs, to-do lists, or stellar ideas. #5950
AVAILABLE JUNE
$4.50 / $6.45 CDN Multiples of 6. Il50057c^)*^$+U

STICKY HUNNY NOTES
This charming set includes one large sticky note shaped like a Hunny Pot, plus 8 unique notes featuring classic Winnie the Pooh characters like Tigger, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore, Owl, Kanga and Ru and, of course, Pooh himself—each with their signature included! Perfect for reminders, bookmarks, or a sweet message from the Hundred Acre Wood.
AVAILABLE JUNE
$4.50 / $6.45 CDN Multiples of 6. Il50057c^)*%^YO


54 CRYPTIDS AND LEGENDARY CREATURES PLAYING CARDS
Shuffle through the strange and sensational with this one-of-a-kind playing card deck from Todd Alcott! Each card features a different cryptid or legendary creature as the star of its own magazine cover—from the elusive Bigfoot, to the equally as elusive Yowie, to the also extremely elusive Mothman and beyond. Whether you’re playing a game or flipping through for fun, these cards are full of mystery, myth, and a whole lot of style. Just be careful the next time you Go Fish—you might catch the Loch Ness Monster. #5941
AVAILABLE JUNE
$6.00 / $8.75 CDN Multiples of 6. Il50057c^)*%&VL




MAGNETIC BOOKMARKS
Whether you’re deep in the mists of a romantasy realm, wandering through a Regency ballroom, or fleeing from something that definitely goes bump in the night, these doublesided magnetic bookmarks have your back.














ROMANTASY #5949
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JANE AUSTEN #5944
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SCI-FI #5946
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FANTASY #5945
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HORROR #5947
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SHAKESPEARE #5948
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS PENCILS
Who better than The Bard to observe and point up human folly? The Shakespearean Insults pencil set sharpens your wit…to a fine point. Each pencil features insults from a Shakespearean classic.
Richard III / As You Like It / Love’s Labour’s Lost / King Lear / A Midsummer Night’s Dream / All’s Well That Ends Well #5952
AVAILABLE JUNE
$5.00 / $6.75 CDN Multiples of 6. Il50057c^)*^%[Q

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS NOTEPAD
Why waste precious time composing threats, curses, and put-downs when you can treat your foes to a particoloured horde of sweet abuse? The Shakespearean Insults Notepad has 65 unique alternating pages, and more than a dozen insults (no mothers) – proving Shakespeare did more than squander his eloquence and ardor on a couple of sticky love poems. #5957
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