Chez Gagné 2023 Catalog

FUNNY SHIT FOR DARK TIMES

*SOME SENTIMENTAL SHIT, TOO

WHOLESALE CATALOG 2023

What a ride we are on!

2023 marks nine years in business for Chez Gagné and that my friends, is a wild thing to think about. What started as a greeting card company has evolved into a full fledged gift and lifestyle brand.

While cards are still the backbone of our business, our offerings have expanded dramatically, making Chez Gagné a one stop shop for your gifting needs. Need a gift for your bestie, coworker, sister, mom or kids teacher? We’ve got you.

Want a laugh with your morning coffee? Pour that baby into one of our Welcome to the Shitshow mugs. Need an afternoon tipple to deal? How about a Don’t Tell Me to Calm Down rocks glass. Evening glass of wine needed after your child asked you “WHY?” five thousand times? Time for an Off Duty wine glass.

You’ve all been asking for years, and our debut into the world of cocktail napkins is finally here! These all too true paper beauties will brighten up any party or coffee table. I will personally be using the “Our Family is so Weird” for every future family gathering.

Best part of our new offerings? You’re not just finding us in your kitchen, living room and office. We’re here to perk up your bathroom, too. Our shower steamers have become a best seller and pair perfectly with our new sheet masks for a much-needed night of hilarious, high quality and clean self care.

Lastly, we couldn’t let you leave your house without sneaking into your purse. Our new Dew Me and Say No to Crack-ed hand crème will keep your hands feeling silky and hydrated. You’re welcome.

Thank you for laughing with us and supporting this small business! We really couldn’t do it without you. Until the next laugh… cheers!

Alex HBIC, @ Chez Gagné

P.S. if you’re new here you may still be wondering how to pronounce our name, and it’s said SHAY GONE-YAY. Chez is the French word for “at the home” and Gagné is my family name, which just so happens to translate to “winning.” So from our house to yours, santé!

BIRTHDAY CARDS

TOXIC TRAIT FORGETTING BIRTHDAYS NO. 1624

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WEIRD OLD PEOPLE NO. 1626

Black Ink

HBD MOTHER PUPPER NO. 1628 Gold Foil

CHILL VIBES BIRTHDAY NO. 1641

Sunset Pink Ink

KEEP SCROLLING NO. 1595

Neon Orange Ink

HBD FRIEND NO. 1598

Neon Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

NEW YEAR SAME YOU NO. 1597

Neon Orange Ink

KNOW WHAT’S IN HERE $ NO. 1606

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

REALLY HARD TO SHOP FOR $ NO. 1607 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

KEEP YOU QUIET NO. 1605

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

NOT DRIED UP YET NO. 1610

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY NO. 1614

Black Ink

HBD GOAT NO. 1587 Gold Foil

URBAN DICTIONARY YEARS OLD NO. 1596

Black Ink

NIGHT YOU’LL NEVER REMEMBER NO. 1572

Neon Orange Ink & Gold Foil Paper Clip

BORN IN THE LATE 1900S NO. 1570

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OLDIE, BUT A GOODIE NO. 1576

Neon Orange Ink

ARE WE ADULTS NO. 1099

Black Ink

SORRY I CALLED YOU OLD NO. 1407

Black Ink

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

CHEERS TO YOU, BIRTHDAY GIRL !

HBD FUCKING FOSSIL NO. 1239

Black Ink

CHEERS BIRTHDAY GIRL NO. 1154

Neon Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

EXTRA DIRTY BIRTHDAY NO. 1149

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

I SMELL OLD PEOPLE NO. 1025

Black Ink

TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK NO. 1536

Black Ink

BIRTHDAY BABE NO. 1557

Gold Foil

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING NO. 1529

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

ABSOLUTE LEGEND NO. 1530

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS NO. 1531

Sunrise Orange Ink

BIRTHDAY FAVORITE CHILD NO. 1532

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ONLY THING OLDER THAN YOU STARS NO. 1533

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SIRI DEFINE ELDERLY NO. 1534

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DAMMIT ALEXA NO. 1535

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THE DO-OVER NO. 1505

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WONDERFUL HUMAN BIRTHDAY NO. 1523

Neon Orange Ink

PLOTTING YOUR DEATH NO. 1498

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

BIRTHDAY CARDS

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let’s gr ow o ld and wr nkl y together

BIRTHDAY BABE

BIRTHYAY ALL DAY NO. 1127

Light Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

GROW OLD BOTOX TOGETHER NO. 1093

Neon Pink & Light Grey Ink

HOW THE F DID WE GET THIS OLD NO. 1363

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QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS NO. 1305

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FABULOUS YEAR YET NO. 1226

Neon Pink Ink

BIRTHDAY BABE - SUNNIES NO. 1336

Sunset Pink & Rose Gold Paper Clip

BIRTHDAYS ARE FOR OLD PEOPLE NO. 1031

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BIRTHDAY MOM MISTAKEN SIS NO. 1238

Rose Gold Foil

ALL THE LOVE ON BIRTHDAY NO. 1339

Silver Matte Foil & Gold Paper Clip

HBIC NO. 1314

Black Ink

WISHING YOU A ROSÉ BIRTHDAY!

BIRTHDAY PLANT LADY NO. 1409

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ROSE BIRTHDAY NO. 1210

Light Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HFB HEART NO. 1228

Neon Coral & Neon Pink Ink

BIRTHDAY LOVE NO. 1342

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ARMS LONG ENOUGH NO. 1454

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IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY

let’s fucking dance

ANOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY NO. 1005

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BIRTHDAY LET’S DANCE NO. 1123

Black Ink

BOUGIE BIRTHDAY NO. 1528

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BIRTHDAY QUEEN NO. 1391

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE

TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK NO. 1536

HOW THE F DID WE GET THIS OLD NO. 1363

BORN IN THE LATE 1900S NO. 1570

BLOODY GOOD BIRTHDAY NO. 1379 Green, Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY NO. 1061

Neon Pink & Light Grey Ink

LIVER MONTH NO. 1380

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

TOO LOUD IN HERE NO. 1456 Black Ink

WORLD ON FIRE NO. 1489 Neon Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

BIRTHDAY CARDS

HAPPY BIRTHD AY

GIVE OR TAKE BIRTHDAY NO. 1113

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CANDLE & CAKE SITUATION NO. 1221

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COOLEST DUDE BIRTHDAY NO. 1008

Navy & Grey Ink

CHEERS BEST LIFE NO. 1404

Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

BOTTOMLESS BIRTHDAY NO. 1265

Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ADULT-ING IS HARD

ADULTING IS HARD NO. 1105

Black Ink

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE GOLD NO. 1156

Rose Gold Foil

DUCKING BIRTHDAY NO. 1282

Black Ink

DESERVE EVERY SIP NO. 1258

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

READ MENU W/ FLASHLIGHT NO. 1457

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BIRTHDAY FAVORITE HUMAN NO. 1414

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE NO. 1058

Neon Pink Ink

BANNER: BIRTHDAY WISHES NO. 1550

Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip

YOU NEED TO LIFT NO. 1189

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU’RE TOO OLD FOR ME NOW NO. 1362

Black Ink

LOVING YOU IS EASY NO. 1627

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FAVORITE HUSBAND NO. 1630

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YOU’RE A REAL CAT-CH NO. 1640

Black Ink

CHOOSE YOU FOREVER NO. 1602

Black Ink

LOVE OF MY LIFE NO. 1615

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

YOU MAKE ME FEEL NO. 1619

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE YOUR FACE NO. 1571

Silver Foil

YOU FEEL LIKE HOME NO. 1578

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU’RE A FOREVER TYPE OF THING NO. 1582

Black Ink

DIRTY THOUGHTS NO. 1589

Black Ink

YOU’RE MY PERSON

LOVE ALL YOUR CRAZY NO. 1259 Black

YOU’RE MY PERSON NO. 1122 Black Ink

FUCKING LOVE YOU NO. 1187 Light

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST NO. 1209 Black Ink

DON’T REMEMBER TIME BEFORE YOU NO. 1575

Black Ink

GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU NO. 1565

Black Ink

DOING LIFE WITH YOU NO. 1204

Black Ink

FAVORITE HUMAN NO. 1038 Black

WEIRDEST PERSON I KNOW NO. 1062

Black Ink

ROMANTIC CARDS NO. 1490

Neon Coral Ink

HEART HAPPY NO. 1483

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOUR LAUGH IS

LAUGH FAVORITE SOUND NO. 1281

Black Ink

HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS NO. 1406

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU + ME ALWAYS NO. 1477 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FOREVER AND EVER NO. 1479

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

YOU, AS A HUSBAND NO. 1496 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU’VE SURVIVED ANOTHER 365 DAYS OF CAPTIVITY. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

I LOVE YOU THE ABSOLUTE MOST NO. 1377

Black Ink

MARRIAGE FOREVER ROOMMATE NO. 1211 Black Ink

CLOSE SECOND NO. 1186

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

SURVIVED CAPTIVITY NO. 1212

Black Ink

YOU ME + THE DOG NO. 1416

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ALWAYS AN ADVENTURE W/ YOU NO. 1311

Black Ink

PUT UP WITH ME NO. 1354

Black Ink

LIKE IT DIRTY NO. 1179

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

I LOVE US NO. 1017

Black & Red Ink

ALL MY LOVE BOLD NO. 1334

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WEDDING & ENGAGEMENT CARDS

RELATIONSHIP GOALS NO. 1611

Sunset Pink Ink

HAPPILY EVER AFTER NO. 1609 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LET’S GET TOASTY NO. 1618

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

MAZEL TOV NO. 1617 Blue Foil

CHEERS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE NO. 1525

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

MARRIAGE: HIGHLY RECOMMEND NO. 1492

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FOREVER AND EVER NO. 1479

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BANNER: JUST MARRIED NO. 1549 Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

SAME PENIS FOREVER NO. 1436

Black Ink

THIS CALLS FOR BUBBLY NO. 1303

Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip

LEGALLY BINDING NO. 1114

Black Ink

OPEN BAR WEDDING NO. 1425

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

ENGAGED AF NO. 1230

Holographic Foil

UNIVERSE MAKES SENSE NO. 1579

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FRIENDSHIP CARDS

BIG LOVE FOR YOU NO. 1612

Sunset Pink Ink

BEACH, PLEASE NO. 1599

Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LIGHT UP MY LIFE NO. 1604

Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BAD ASS BITCH NO. 1622

Holographic Foil

FAVORITE BEE-OTCH NO. 1592

Neon Pink Ink

BEST

HI FRIEND NO. 1584

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

DON’T REMEMBER TIME BEFORE YOU NO. 1575 Black Ink

BEST GAY BAE NO. 1564 Black Ink

UNLICENSED THERAPIST NO. 1527

Black Ink

YOU, AS A BEST FRIEND NO. 1495

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WEIGHTED BLANKET NO. 1574 Black Ink

I’D BE SO FUCKED WITHOUT YOU.

YOU ARE SUPER WOMAN NO. 1556 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

DAMN GOOD FRIEND NO. 1486

Black Ink

ABSOLUTE BEST HEART NO. 1522 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

MISS YOUR FACE NO. 1041

Neon Orange Ink

SO PRETTY NO. 1439 Black Ink

FUCKED WITHOUT YOU NO. 1251 Black Ink

TOTAL BITCH NO. 1142 Black Ink

UNLICENSED THERAPIST NO. 1527

WEIGHTED BLANKET NO. 1574

MURDER PODCAST OBSESSION NO. 1368

Black Ink

UNIT OF MEASUREMENT NO. 1153

Black Ink

SPEAKERPHONE NO. 1306

Black Ink

BESTIE FOR THE RESTIE NO. 1184

Neon Orange Ink

BEST SISTERFRIEND NO. 1248

Black Ink

CHEER UP FUCKER NO. 1121 Black Ink

PARTNER IN WINE NO. 1297

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

HELL OF A DIFFERENCE NO. 1361

Black Ink

YOU’RE THE TITS NO. 1143

Black Ink

CLASSY BITCH NO. 1152

Black Ink

YOU’RE MY SOUL SISTER NO. 1029

Black Ink

BEST SEESTER EVER NO. 1232

Neon Coral Ink

WHAT DOESN’T KILL US NO. 1562

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE NO. 1438

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

GERIATRIC MILLENNIAL CHECKLIST NO. 1644 Black Ink

DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE TEENS NO. 1643 Black Ink

WISH YOU WERE HERE NO. 1613 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THIRST TRAP NO. 1586

Neon coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FUCK INTO THE ABYSS NO. 1526 Black Ink

LESS AND LESS COOL NO. 1583 Black Ink

YOU SAY FUCK A LOT. like that about you.

BEST TEACHER EVER NO. 1542

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL NO. 1544

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

SENDING LOVE YOUR WAY NO. 1546

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ONLY WITH YOU FOR THE BOXES NO. 1553 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

GOOD HEART BAD MOUTH NO. 1559 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

BEST BEST

YOU SAY FUCK A LOT NO. 1118 Black Ink

BEST

SECRETS AND LIES CHECKLIST NO. 1569 Black Ink

CRAZY CAT LADY CLUB NO. 1499

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HUSBAND WANTS ME TO STOP NO. 1507 Black Ink

HOME DEPOT NO. 1351 Black Ink

ARE WE ADULTS NO. 1099 Black Ink

VODKA CURES EVERYTHING NO. 1191

Black, Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WHERE THERE’S A WOMAN NO. 1324 Black Ink

WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW NO. 1233 Black Ink

FOR FUCK’S SAKE NO. 1252 Black Ink

FAMILY SO WEIRD NO. 1012

Black Ink

CONGRATULATIONS CARDS

I AM SHOOKETH NO. 1623

Black Ink

LOVE THIS FOR YOU NO. 1639

Holographic Foil

GOODBYE SECURITY DEPOSIT NO. 1603

Black Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ALL HAIL NO. 1616 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

LET’S GET TOASTY NO. 1618 Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

MAZEL TOV NO. 1617 Blue Foil

BEST

BAMF NO. 1588

Blue Foil

YAY NO. 1558 Gold Foil

SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU NO. 1563

Black Ink

BEST

BEST

I hear you are killin it

(I expected nothing less)

YOU GROW GIRL NO. 1408

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

YOU ARE A BADASS NO. 1037

Black Ink

FUCKING ROCKSTAR NO. 1472

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

OMFG NO. 1547

Holographic Foil

HGTV YOUR NEW PLACE NO. 1481

Black Ink

YOUR TIME TO SHINE NO. 1491

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

KILLIN’ IT NO. 1092

Black Ink

THIS CALLS FOR BUBBLY NO. 1303

Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip

HBIC NO. 1314

Black Ink

SO EXCITED FOR YOU NO. 1319

Holographic Foil

CHAMP IN CHAMPAGNE NO. 1426

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BANNER: CONGRATULATIONS NO. 1548

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

HOUSE OR SOMETHING NO. 1350

Black Ink

BEST BEST

GOOD THINGS COME NO. 1045

Black Ink

LOW KEY FLEX - CROWN NO. 1590

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

MANIFEST THAT SHIT NO. 1540

Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip

GRADUATION CARDS

BEING AWESOME NO. 1155

Neon Orange Ink

A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE NEW NEW BEST

LOOKING GRAD NO. 1645

WELCOME TO ADULTHOOD SEARCH

what is

GR AD SELF!

ADULTHOOD W9 NO. 1166

Black Ink

GRAD SELF NO. 1165

Black Ink

CON-GRAD-ULATIONS NO. 1421

Black Ink

GOOD THINGS COME NO. 1045

MANIFEST THAT SHIT NO. 1540

THANK YOU CARDS

FILLING MY CUP NO. 1631

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

SIMPLY THE BEST NO. 1632 Black Ink

BOTTOM OF MY HEART NO. 1633

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

NOTHING BUTT LOVE & THANKS NO. 1646

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANKS A MILLION NO. 1608 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

NEVER HIGH AND DRY NO. 1600

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST NO. 1209

Black Ink

THANK YOU PALM NO. 1555

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST NO. 1209

Black Ink

CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH NO. 1521

Silver Foil

THANKS FOR KEEPING MY CRAZY TRAIN ON THE TRACKS

CRAZY TRAIN ON THE TRACKS NO. 1488

Black Ink

EVEN BITCHES SAY THANK YOU NO. 1003

Black Ink

thanks f beingawesome!

THANKS BEING AWESOME NO. 1082

Neon Pink Ink

OWE YOU ONE NO. 1190

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANK YOU ROSE GOLD NO. 1157

Rose Gold Foil

SHIT CIRCUS NO. 1312

Black Ink

SORRY & ENCOURAGEMENT CARDS

A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE

FUCK THAT GUY NO. 1625

Black Ink

SENDING YOU LOVE IN THIS SHITTY SEASON NO. 1637

Black Ink

EVERYTHING IS HEAVY NO. 1591

Black Ink

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK NO. 1601

Gold Foil

SAID SOME NOT NICE THINGS NO. 1581

Black Ink

I CAN’T FIX IT BUT I’M HERE NO. 1580 Blue Foil & Gold Paper Clip

I’M SO SORRY

I’M SO SORRY - CAT NO. 1501

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WELL, THAT FUCKING SUCKS NO. 1573

QUITE A SERIES FINALE NO. 1585

SHITUATION NO. 1537

HEALING VIBES NO. 1539

YOU’VE GOT THIS NO. 1561

SHIT SUNDAE NO. 1337

Black Ink

WE NEVER LIKED HIM NO. 1046

Black Ink

Black Ink

Black Ink

Blue Foil & Gold Paper Clip

Black Ink WELL SHIT NO. 1207

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

WELL, SHIT.

I’M SO SORRY FRIEND NO. 1304

Black Ink

I’M SO SORRY PAW NO. 1415

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ONE CLUSTER AFTER ANOTHER NO. 1506

Black Ink

Black Ink

PARENTS & BABY CARDS

MOM HAT IS MY FAVORITE NO. 1636 Black Ink

RAISE A ROCKSTAR HUMAN NO. 1629 Gold Foil

WTP OCTOPUS PAJAMAS NO. 1516 Black Ink

WTP SLEEP OBSESSION NO. 1513 Black Ink

WTP NEVER ON TIME NO. 1515 Black Ink

I LIKE BIG BUMPS NO. 1510 Sunset Pink Ink

PLEASE LET GO OF YOUR PENIS

GOING TO BE THE BEST PARENTS NO. 1482 Silver Foil

YOUR HOO-HA & YOUR HEART NO. 1322 Black Ink

PREGNANT ON PURPOSE NO. 1255 Black Ink

MOTHER’S & FATHER’S DAY CARDS

OH SHIT DIAPER NO. 1030 Black Ink

NEVER THOUGHT PENIS NO. 1292 Black Ink

YOU ARE OUR EVERYTHING-MD NO. 1634

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FAMILY GLUE NO. 1638 Neon Pink Ink

YOU ARE OUR EVERYTHING-FD NO. 1635 Blue Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BEST BABY DADDY NO. 1642 Silver Foil

BEST AUNTIE EVER NO. 1593

Neon Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

BEST STEPMOM EVER NO. 1594

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

MOTHER’S & FATHER’S DAY CARDS

A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS:

$3.25

BEST BEST BEST

SUPER MOM NO. 1518

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

MISTAKEN AS SISTER NO. 1027

Neon Pink Ink

SUPER DAD NO. 1517

Neon Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

KEEPING ALIVE MOTHER’S NO. 1412

Sunset Pink & Gold Paper Clip

I’M AWESOME - MOM NO. 1349

Black Ink

YOU WERE RIGHT MOM NO. 1325 Black Ink

BEST BEST

MOTHER BY MANY NAMES NO. 1077

Neon Pink & Light Grey Ink

BEST DOG DAD EVER NO. 1418

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU WERE RIGHT DAD NO. 1326

Black Ink

I’M AWESOME - DAD NO. 1348

Black Ink

FIXING LIFE POWER DRILL NO. 1022

Black Ink

MY FAVORITE ATM - FATHER’S NO. 1317

Black Ink

FATHER BY MANY NAMES NO. 1065

BEST DOG MOM EVER NO. 1419

Black Ink

LOVE FROM FLORIDA NO. 1458

Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

COLLECTION

WISH YOU WERE HERE - FL NO. 1459

Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANKS Y’ALL - GA NO. 1460

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - GA NO. 1461

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM GEORGIA NO. 1462

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - OH NO. 1463

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM OHIO NO. 1464

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISHING YOU AN OK BIRTHDAY NO. 1465

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM OKLAHOMA NO. 1466

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HEART LOVE FROM CA NO. 1261

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM LA NO. 1264

Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM BAY NO. 1268

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - CA NO. 1403

Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM TX NO. 1279

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANKS Y’ALL TX NO. 1277

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

TEXAS SIZED BIRTHDAY NO. 1276

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - MI NO. 1395

Blank Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM THE MITTEN - MI NO. 1402

Mellow Yellow Ink & Gold Paper Clip

A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE

WISH YOU WERE HERE

WISH YOU WERE HERE - MN NO. 1396

Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM - MN NO. 1397 Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - NC NO. 1394 Powder Blue Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM - NC NO. 1401 Powder Blue Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANKS Y’ALL

THANKS Y’ALL - NC NO. 1364 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE

WISH YOU WERE HERE - VA NO. 1400 Red ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANKS Y’ALL - VA NO. 1399 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM - VA NO. 1398 Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HOLIDAYS CARDS

A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE

MERRY WTF MAS NO. 1621

Red Foil & Gold Paper Clip

MERRY EVERYTHING NO. 1064

Gold Foil

FELIZ NAVI-DOG PAWPRINT NO. 1448

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ALL IS CALM NO. 1620

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

TIS THE SEASON

TIS THE SEASON NO. 1217

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HOLIDAY RIVALRY

HO FO SHO NO. 1447

Red Ink

LET’S GET MERRY NO. 1449

Red, Green Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HOLIDAY RIVALRY NO. 1169

Black Ink

LIGHT IT UP HANUKKAH NO. 1070

Navy & Yellow Ink

BEST BEST BEST BEST

FA LA FUCKING LA NO. 1294

Holographic Foil

JINGLE HELL NO. 1445

Black Ink

MORE THAN MISTLETOE NO. 1171

Silver Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HO IN HOLIDAY NO. 1446

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

PEACE JOY & LOVE HEART NO. 1440

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BEST

SWEET BABY JESUS NO. 1470

Red Ink

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

SANTA’S FAVORITE HELPER NO. 1218

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FESTIVE AS FUCK NO. 1021

Red & Green Ink

HAPPY HOLIDAYS MISTLETOE NO. 1173

Red, Green Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LAST FOR 8 NIGHTS

NO. 1225

Navy Ink

NAUGHTY LIST MARTINI

NO. 1167

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

MERRY EVERYTHING NO. 1064

HARD COVER JOURNALS - BRIGHTS

5.25” X 8.25” / HARD COVER JOURNALS, 256 LINED PAGES WHITE RIBBON PAGE MARKER / GOLD FOIL PRINTED COVER $8.75 EACH , MOQ: 3 PER STYLE

WHAT A F*CKING DAY

CONSISTENCY NOT PERFECTION

MANIFEST THAT SHIT

YOU ARE SO PRETTY JRNB013 Gold Foil

WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW JRNB014 Gold Foil

LIVING MY BEST LIFE JRNB009 Gold Foil

GET SHIT DONE JRNB010 Gold Foil

I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING JRNB011 Gold Foil

BEST

CHEER UP FUCKER JRNB005

Gold Foil

WHERE THERE’S A WOMAN JRNB006 Gold Foil

EVERYTHING IS FINE JRNB007 Gold Foil

LESS ATTITUDE MORE GRATITUDE JRNB008 Gold Foil

WEEKLY PLANNER PADS

10” X 8” / 50 PERFORATED SHEETS / $8 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE

LIVING MY BEST LIFE

WNP001

Gold Foil

MAKE IT RAIN

WNP006

Gold Foil

WORK HARD BE NICE

WNP005

Gold Foil

HELL OF A DAY

WNP002 Gold Foil

BEST BEST

ALL THE FUCKING THINGS

WNP003 Gold Foil

WORK HARD, BE NICE...

ADULTING

REMAINING

NOTHING

REASONABLE

I

DO

LIFE OF THE FUCKING PARTY NPK009

CHEER

ANOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY NPK007

OUR FAMILY IS SO WEIRD NPK008

FUCK ALL Y’ALL NPK010

CAN MY LIVER KEEP UP NPK011

UP FUCKER NPK012

DRINKWARE JUMBO STACKABLE MUGS

16 OZ. STACKABLE CERAMIC MUG / GOLD FOIL PRINTING / $9 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT)

NOTE: NOT MICROWAVE SAFE. HANDWASH ONLY.

F*CK ALL Y’ALL MUG045 Gold Foil

GIRD YOUR LOINS MUG042 Gold Foil

LEVEL UP MUG043 Gold Foil

COPING AND HOPING MUG037 Gold Foil

MANIFEST THAT SHIT MUG038 Gold Foil

BEST

YOU ARE SO PRETTY MUG039 Gold Foil

BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD MUG040 Gold Foil

LIFE OF THE FUCKING PARTY MUG041 Gold Foil

EVERYTHING IS FINE MUG036 Gold Foil

WHAT A FUCKING DAY MUG031 Gold Foil

ALL RISE RBG COLLAR* MUG032 Gold Foil

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY MUG033 Gold Foil

PLEASE STOP TALKING MUG027 Gold Foil

DAY DRINKER MUG028 Gold Foil

MORE FUCKING GRATITUDE MUG017 Gold Foil

FOR FUCK’S SAKE MUG008 Gold Foil

GET SHIT DONE MUG004 Gold Foil

*10% of all sales of the All Rise collection will be donated to Hey Jane.

CHEER UP FUCKER MUG002 Gold Foil

SHITSHOW MUG005 Gold Foil

BREAKFAST WINE MUG009 Gold Foil

BADASS MUG010 Gold Foil

HBIC MUG014 Gold Foil

NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM MUG024 Gold Foil

GOOD THINGS COME MUG001 Gold Foil

WOMAN THERE’S A WAY MUG016 Gold Foil

Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product.

DRINKWARE WINE GLASSES

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

ABOUT TO MAKE A SCENE WINE044 Gold Foil

OFF DUTY WINE045 Gold Foil

SO FAR SO GOOD WINE046 Gold Foil

NEW NEW

ARE WE THERE YET WINE047 Gold Foil

SURVIVING NOT THRIVING WINE040 Gold Foil

BEST AUNTIE EVER WINE041 Gold Foil

LEFT OF MY SANITY WINE042 Gold Foil

THIRST TRAP WINE043 Gold Foil

COPING AND HOPING WINE036 Gold Foil

CLASSY BITCH WINE001 Gold Foil

I HATE EVERYONE WINE025 Gold Foil

HAPPIEST HOUR WINE003 Gold Foil

Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY WINE032 Gold Foil

DONE PARENTING FOR TODAY WINE033 Gold Foil

WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW WINE006 Gold Foil

BESTIE WINE037 Gold Foil

19 OZ. STEMLESS GLASSES / GOLD FOIL PRINTING $8 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT)

CROWN FITS WINE038 Gold Foil

THE GOOD LIFE WINE039 Gold Foil

SELF CARE WINE002 Gold

FOR FUCK’S SAKE WINE026 Gold

WHAT A FUCKING DAY WINE027 Gold

PLEASE STOP TALKING WINE023 Gold Foil

EVERYTHING IS FINE WINE016 Gold Foil

CHILL THE FUCK OUT WINE012 Gold Foil

BIRTHDAY BABE

CHEER UP FUCKER WINE005

JESUS JUICE

MOMMY’S SIPPY CUP WINE007 Gold

I LOVE MY FAMILY WINE008

WELL DESERVED WINE021

DRINKWARE HOLIDAY

FESTIVE AF

WINE019 Gold Foil

SANTA’S FAVORITE HELPER WINE020 Gold Foil

EFFECTIVE THAN MISTLETOE WINE017 Gold Foil

FA LA FUCKING LA WINE018 Gold Foil

FESTIVE AF

ROCKS029 Gold Foil

FA LA FUCKING LA ROCKS030 Gold Foil

DRINKWARE ROCKS GLASSES

13.25 OZ. ROCKS GLASS / GOLD FOIL PRINTING

$8 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT)

FUCK ALL Y’ALL ROCKS056 Gold Foil

DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN ROCKS057 Gold Foil

PUT IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE ROCKS058 Gold Foil

BUT DID WE DIE ROCKS059 Gold Foil

SURVIVING NOT THRIVING ROCKS052 Gold Foil

IN CASE OF CLUSTERF*CK ROCKS053 Gold Foil

LIFE OF THE F*CKING PARTY ROCKS054 Gold Foil

F*CK F*CKITY F*CK ROCKS055 Gold Foil

DONE PARENTING FOR TODAY ROCKS047 Gold Foil

COPING AND HOPING ROCKS048 Gold Foil

MANIFEST THAT SHIT ROCKS049 Gold

BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD ROCKS050 Gold Foil

REMAINING FUCKS ROCKS051 Gold Foil

ALL RISE RBG COLLAR* ROCKS041 Gold Foil

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY ROCKS042 Gold Foil

*10% of all sales of the All Rise collection will be donated to Hey

Foil

DRINKWARE ROCKS GLASSES

13.25 OZ. ROCKS GLASS / GOLD FOIL PRINTING $8 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT)

I

MAKE

HAPPIEST

EVERYTHING IS FINE

SO PRETTY

Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product.

FUCKING ROCKSTAR ROCKS044 Gold Foil

STAYIN ALIVE ROCKS045 Gold Foil

CHILL THE F OUT ROCKS004 Gold Foil

CHEER UP FUCKER ROCKS005 Gold Foil

WHAT A FUCKING DAY ROCKS039 Gold Foil

WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW ROCKS009 Gold Foil

FOR FUCK’S SAKE ROCKS011 Gold Foil

HATE EVERYONE ROCKS034 Gold Foil

IT STOP ROCKS036 Gold Foil

BADASS ROCKS001 Gold Foil

HOUR ROCKS010 Gold Foil

CLASSY BITCH ROCKS014 Gold Foil

FUCK IT ROCKS028 Gold Foil

ROCKS026 Gold Foil

ROCKS040 Gold Foil

NOTE: HANDWASH ONLY.

ZEN AF ROCKS021 Gold Foil

HUBBY ROCKS008 Gold Foil

WIFEY ROCKS007 Gold Foil

LOVE MY FAMILY ROCKS020 Gold Foil

GLASS BOTTLE MATCHES

1.84 X 4.75 / 1.8 OZ GLASS BOTTLE / 40 COUNT WOODEN MATCHES STRIKER ON SIDE / GOLD LID $7 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

ABOUT TO MAKE A SCENE MATCH011 MAKE A WISH MATCH012

PUT IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE MATCH013

IT WASN’T ME MATCH009

IN CASE OF CLUSTERF*CK MATCH010

DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN MATCH007

FIRE IN THE HOLE MATCH008

LEFT OF MY SANITY MATCH004

BEST BEST BEST

EVERYTHING IS FINE MATCH001

FUCK WITH TODAY MATCH005

IN CASE OF SHITSHOW MATCH003

MAKE GOOD DECISIONS MATCH006

REMAINING FUCKS MATCH002

CANDLES PAINTED GLASS IN BOXES

11 OZ. CANDLE, POURED IN LOS ANGELES / LEAD FREE COTTON WICK

COCONUT OIL WAX BLEND / BURN TIME 60 HOURS / LABEL IS FOIL PRINTED

DECORATIVE 3.5 X 3.5 X 4.25 BOX WITH GOLD FOIL ACCENTS / $18 . MOQ: 3

FOREVER AND EVER

BOXCAN007

Conscious Escape

BIG LOVE FOR YOU

BOXCAN008

Blood Orange Grapefruit

GOOD VIBES

BOXCAN010

Tropical Mimosa

BEST

MAZEL TOV

BOXCAN011

Spiced Oud

REMAINING FUCKS

BOXCAN004

Santal Intenso

LESS ATTITUDE MORE GRATITUDE

BOXCAN005

Conscious Escape

BIRTHDAY BABE BOXCAN003 California Coast

GRANT ME THE SERENITY BOXCAN006 Spiced Oud

CANDLES

ON THE ROCKS

13.25 OZ. GLASS / GOLD FOIL PRINTING*

$20 PER CANDLE , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 6 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT)

NOTE: HANDWASH ONLY.

CANDLE SPECS: Food grade coconut oil wax blend, 11 oz. poured by hand in Los Angeles, Lead-free cotton wick, Clean burn, Burn time: 60-65 hours

MANIFEST THAT SHIT CANDLE028

Conscious Escape Gold Foil

BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD CANDLE029

California Coast Gold Foil

FUCKING ROCKSTAR CANDLE030

Spiced Oud Gold Foil

WHAT A FUCKING DAY CANDLE026

Lime & Lychee Gold Foil

SO PRETTY CANDLE027

Blood Orange & Grapefruit Gold Foil

I HATE EVERYONE CANDLE024

Blood Orange & Grapefruit Gold Foil

EVERYTHING IS FINE CANDLE016

Black Currant & Quince Gold Foil

ZEN AF CANDLE011

Black Currant & Quince Gold Foil

CHILL THE F OUT CANDLE004

Lime & Lychee Scent Gold Foil

CHEER UP FUCKER CANDLE005

Red Currant & Bamboo Scent Gold Foil

A TWO-FER GIFT! CANDLE VESSEL BECOMES A COCKTAIL GLASS WHEN ITS CANDLE DAYS ARE DONE!

WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW CANDLE008

Spicy Santal Gold Foil

BADASS CANDLE003

Spicy Lavender Citrus Amber Scent Gold Foil

FUCK IT CANDLE018

Spicy Lavender & Citrus Amber Gold Foil

CLASSY BITCH CANDLE009

Black Currant & Quince Gold Foil

Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product.

SHOWER STEAMERS

AROMATHERAPY SHOWER STEAMERS MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS

NO PHTHALATES, NO PARABENS, NO SULFATES

BOX SIZE 6 X 3 X 2 / SET OF 8 .8OZ TABLETS

TABLETS MEASURE 1.75 X .5 / $12.50 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE

shower steamers

Z5681-1

SEXY AS HELL

STEAM009

Scent: Santal

SWEET RELIEF STEAM012

Scent: Eucalyptus

PLEASE STOP TALKING STEAM013

Scent: Blackberry Vanilla Musk

Z5681-1

Z5681-1

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

STEAM010

Scent: Lavender

NEED A VACATION

STEAM006

Scent: Coconut Lime

WAKE THE FUCK UP

Scent: Grapefruit

DONE PARENTING TODAY

STEAM004

Scent: Orange Vanilla

HAPPY HOUR SHOWER STEAM005

Scent: Blood Orange Mimosa

YOU’RE SO PRETTY STEAM007

Scent: Rosé Garden

EVERYTHING IS FINE STEAM003

Scent: Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli

NEED A MINUTE?

We hear you.

Get your zen on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of lavender take you to a meditative state of peace and calm that the Tibetan monks would be proud of. EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Oil, Maltodextrin, Water/Aqua,Ultramarines [CI 77007].

shower steamers set of 8

ZEN AF STEAM002

Scent: Lavender + Rosemary

NEED TO CHILL?

Yep, that was rhetorical.

Get your chill on with our aromatherapy shower steamers.

Let the scent of eucalyptus rush over you like a xanax tidal wave and take a few chill minutes for yourself.

8

shower steamers

EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ

INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Maltodextrin, Water/Aqua, Chromium Oxide Green, Iron Oxides [CI 77492].

CHILL THE FUCK OUT

STEAM001

Scent: Eucalyptus

FESTIVE AF STEAM008

Scent: Spicy Clementine

HAND CR È ME

3.5 OZ / 2.4 X 5.75 RECYCLABLE TUBE WITH GOLD CAP MADE IN USA / MADE WITH COCOA BUTTER AND JOJOBA OIL $9 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE

HAND JOB HC001

Scent: Sea Salt Citrus Neroli

ANTI-GRANNY HANDS

HC002

Scent: Orange Vanilla

SAY NO TO CRACK-ED HC003

Scent: Blackberry Vanilla Musk

DEW ME HC004

Scent: Grapefruit

FACIAL MASKS

THREE LUXE FACIAL TREATMENTS IN EACH BOX

BOX SIZE: 6 X 6.125, INNER SACHET SIZE: 4.72 X 5.7

MADE IN FRANCE — OUI! C’EST CHIC

$15 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE

GLOW THE F*CK UP MASK001

Brightening

Moisturizing

READY TO PLACE AN ORDER? WE THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK

Head on over to our website to request wholesale access and once you’re approved you can order directly through our site. Be sure to be logged in to see wholesale pricing. Want to skip the site altogether and send us an order via email? That’s cool too! Drop us a line with any questions or inquiries!

HOW TO ORDER

APPLY FOR A WHOLESALE ACCOUNT AT: CHEZGAGNE.COM/WHOLESALE OR EMAIL: WHOLESALE@CHEZGAGNE.COM

PHONE: 818.452.9900

OPENING ORDER: $200

REORDERS: $150

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All greeting card designs are printed on vintage printing presses. Due to the handmade nature of letterpress printing, slight variations in ink coverage and registration are possible and are part of the beauty of this printing process.

MINIMUMS

$200 for opening orders and $150 for reorders. There is a $5 service charge for orders below minimums. Products must be ordered in standard quantities.

PRICE

Prices are listed as wholesale and are subject to change without notice. All prices are in US dollars.

DELIVERY

Domestic orders ship via USPS Priority Mail or UPS unless other arrangements have been made. Shipping costs are charged at the time of shipment and will be included on your final invoice. International orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail, UPS, or DHL. Chez Gagné is not responsible for carrier delays, loss or damage. Insurance and expedited shipping options are available upon request. Freight costs, VAT & duties are the responsibility of the customer.

PAYMENT

Invoices are sent via email at the time of shipment. Initial order payment must be made with a credit card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex or Discover) or bank transfer and is required prior to shipping. All orders are charged at the time of shipment. Net30 terms are not offered at this time. No orders for accounts carrying a balance due will be shipped until outstanding payment has been made. Past-due balances are subject to 1.5% per month. Returned checks and credit disputes are assessed a $25 service charge.

COLLECTION

Outstanding invoices may accrue finance, collection, court and/or attorney’s fees. Legal actions may be brought in California courts using California laws to affect collection of past-due balances. Accounts turned over to collection are subject to a $75 reinstatement fee.

RETURNS, EXCHANGES + CLAIMS

Only defective items may be exchanged for product or credit and must be reported within 48 hours of receipt. Notice of loss or damage must be given to the carrier immediately. PHOTOS ARE REQUIRED FOR ALL DAMAGED GOODS CLAIMS. PHOTOS OF DAMAGED PRODUCT AND SHIPPING BOX ARE REQUIRED. We cannot file an insurance claim without images of the original packaging and damaged goods. Refused packages will be charged full shipping, handling and any other charges incurred. We do not accept returns or unsold seasonal merchandise.

TURNAROUND

Paid ASAP orders are typically shipped within 1 to 5 working days of their receipt or in-stock products from Los Angeles, CA. If we are slammed, please allow up to two weeks for your order to be processed and then shipped.

DISPLAY & PACKAGING

All Chez Gagné products must be displayed and sold in their original packaging. Journal sets may not be broken up and sold as individual pieces. If you are selling Chez Gagné products online, credit must be given to Chez Gagné in the product description and title. One image of the product must feature the product in its original packaging. Retailers may not sell Chez Gagné products on third party online platforms (i.e. eBay, Amazon, Etsy).

LEGAL

All work is Chez Gagné © 2014-2023. Work may not be reproduced, altered or used without written permission from the artist. All rights reserved.

CARDS & ENVELOPES

Our cards are printed on 100% cotton stock. Most envelopes are neon and are FSC certified. Card cellos are 100% biodegradable.

ACCEPTANCE OF FINE PRINT

Placement of order will confirm acceptance of the above terms and conditions.

Some materials used for foil decoration on these products can expose you to chemicals which are known to the state of California to cause cancer and reproductive harm. Go to www.p65warnings.ca.gov for more information.

WHOLESALE@CHEZGAGNE.COM

818.452.9900

13227 SATICOY STREET, NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CA 91605 FOLLOW