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Funny NEW PHRASES + Old FAVORITES More than 500 Items In Stock For QUICK SHIPPING wholesale.aboutfacedesigns.com | service@aboutfacedesigns.com
Welcome to the new About Face Designs
After 25 years, About Face Designs has a new owner, and we are proud to carry on the legacy that Bob Ricciardi and his team created. We look forward to working with each of you, our independent and specialty retailers, in making your customers laugh their way to your cash wrap to buy, buy, buy!
You’ll notice that this catalog is much smaller than you’re accustomed to from About Face Designs. We have thoughtfully curated a selection of on-trend product categories paired with a mixture of legacy favorite and funny new phrases.
About Face Designs and our sister brand, Funatic, have gained a reputation for hilarious products, excellent customer service, and fast sell-through. You can continue to expect high quality products, popculture inspired designs, and great customer service from the NEW About Face Designs.
Thank you for trusting us with your inventory dollars. We look forward to continuing About Face Designs almost 3 decades in the gift industry!
Michael Barr President
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5 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM TEAM FAVORITE THE MAN WHO INVENTED SPELL CHECK DIED TODAY. MAY HE RUST IN PISS. F240163 $2.50 THE TOP THREE HARDEST THINGS TO SAY ARE I WAS WRONG, I'M SORRY, AND WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE F240220 $2.50 THIS MOM RUNS ON CAFFEINE, WINE AND AMAZON PRIME F000105 $2.50 THE OLDER YOU GET, THE MORE HOLIDAYS BECOME ABOUT KEEPING DAD OFF A LADDER F240219 $2.50 MY TODDLER WON’T WEAR A SHOE WITH A TINY GRAIN OF SAND IN IT, BUT THEY’LL WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITH SHIT IN THEIR PANTS F240214 $2.50 NURSES CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT THEY CAN SEDATE IT F000076 $2.50 F000118 $2.50 LOSING MY MIND ONE KID AT A TIME MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP F000086 $2.50 F240210 $2.50 I'VE NEVER BEEN HELD HOSTAGE BUT I HAVE BEEN IN A GROUP TEXT I'LL TRY BEING NICER IF YOU TRY BEING SMARTER F000126 $2.50 I JUST WANT TO DRINK WINE AND ANNOY MY KIDS F240196 $2.50 I ORDERED A CHICKEN AND AN EGG FROM AMAZON. I'LL LET YOU KNOW… F240209 $2.50 I TOLD A TEENAGER I USED TO GET 10 CDS IN THE MAIL FOR A PENNY. NOT SURE IF SHE THINKS I’M LYING ABOUT CDS, A PENNY, WHAT MAIL IS, OR ALL 3 F240211 $2.50 I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS AND IT TURNS OUT I'M JUST A BITCH F000130 $2.50 F240207 $2.50 BEFORE YOU M A RRY SOMEONE, F IND OU T IF THEIR F AMILY DRINKS MIMOSA S OR RUNS 5 K S ON HOLID A Y MORNING S
6 TEAM FAVORITE OF COURSE I DRESS WELL, I DIDN’T SPEND ALL THAT TIME IN THE CLOSET FOR NOTHING F240216 $2.50 ONE SIP AWAY FROM TELLING YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL F000096 $2.50 SHUT UP LIVER, YOU'RE FINE F000129 $2.50 THE BROWNIES I STARTED MAKING IN MY EASY BAKE OVEN IN 1987 ARE READY IF YOU GUYS WANT ONE F240208 $2.50 WELL AREN'T YOU A LITTLE RAY OF PITCH BLACK F000087 $2.50 WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME MOM? F000119 $2.50 WHOEVER SAID "OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND" NEVER HAD A SPIDER DISAPPEAR IN THE BEDROOM F240218 $2.50 WHY DO THEY WANT DINNER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT? F000117 $2.50 YOU ASSHOLES MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM WATCHING ME DO EVERYTHING F240185 $2.50 OF ALL THE TERRIBLE WAYS TO BE WOKEN UP, I THINK “MOMMY, MY FART IS ON THE FLOOR” TAKES THE CAKE F240215 $2.50 F240213 $2.50 IS AN ARGUMENT BETWEEN VEGANS STILL CALLED BEEF? F240161 $2.50 I WISH EVERYTHING WAS AS EASY AS GETTING FAT F000098 $2.50 I'M NOT DRUNK, I'M JUST TALKING IN CURSIVE I WISH I WAS THE PERSON I BELIEVED I COULD BE WHEN I BOUGHT ALL THIS LETTUCE F240212 $2.50 TO EVERYONE THAT SIGNED MY 7TH GRADE YEARBOOK. YOU WILL BE HAPPY TO KNOW I DID IN FACT "STAY COOL" F240221 $2.50 I TRIED JOGGING ONCE, BUT I KEPT SPILLING MY WINE F240194 $2.50 F240196 $2.50 I JUST WANT TO DRINK WINE AND ANNOY MY KIDS
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7 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM E000135 $2.50 E000121 $2.50 E240197 $2.50 E240047 $2.50 E240169 $2.50 ABRACADABRA, NOPE I'M STILL A BITCH ALEXA, CLEAN THE KITCHEN ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID, NEVER A SOBER ONE ALWAYS A GROOMSMAN NEVER A SOBER ONE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH E240050 $2.50 E240055 $2.50 E240043 $2.50 E000094 $2.50 E240048 $2.50 ANXIETY ALL THE BEST BITCHES HAVE IT. I THINK. DON'T THEY? NEVERMIND. ASK ME ABOUT MY ONLYFANS BAN YOUR OWN DAMN BOOKS BEST DAD EVER BEST MOM EVER E000104 $2.50 E240030 $2.50 E240187 $2.50 E240184 $2.50 E000090 $2.50 CHEAPER THAN THERAPY CHEERS BITCHES COFFEE HELPS BUT I'M STILL A BITCH CRUSHING THIS MOM THING DAD, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME E000113 $2.50 E000103 $2.50 E000110 $2.50 E240190 $2.50 E240060 $2.50 DAD: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. DADDIO OF THE PATIO DECAF? THAT'S ADORABLE DINNER IS POURED DON'T MAKE ME TALK ABOUT YOU AT THERAPY
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JUST WANT ALL THE CATS I JUST WANT ALL THE DOGS I JUST WANT TO DRINK BEER AND ANNOY MY KIDS I JUST WANT TO DRINK WINE AND ANNOY MY KIDS I LOVE JESUS (BUT I DRINK A LITTLE) E000078 $2.50 E240132 $2.50 E240194 $2.50 I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM
TRIED JOGGING ONCE, BUT I KEPT SPILLING MY BEER
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WISH EVERYTHING WAS AS EASY AS GETTING FAT I'D AGREE WITH YOU BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE WRONG IF I GO MISSING, PUT MY FACE ON BOTTLES OF WINE SO MY FRIENDS CAN FIND ME IF I WAS A BIRD, I KNOW WHO I'D SHIT ON IF MY CAT COULD TALK, I'D NEVER LEAVE HOME. E240161 $2.50 E000141 $2.50 E000091 $2.50 E240168 $2.50 E240069 $2.50 IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, COME SIT BY ME IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IF IT'S TOO EARLY TO DRINK, YOU'RE AN AMATEUR AND WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS I'LL GET OVER IT, I JUST NEED TO BE DRAMATIC FIRST I'LL TAKE A GRANDE MOCHA VODKA XANAX LATTE TO GO PLEASE "I'LL TAKE A PRESIDENT UNDER 60 FOR $1000, ALEX." E000136 $2.50 E000097 $2.50 E000082 $2.50 E000084 $2.50 E240066 $2.50
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13 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM E240012 $2.50 WORLD'S OKAYEST DAD E240063 $2.50 YES, I HAVE KIDS. NO, THEY DON'T KNOW HALF THE SHIT I USED TO DO E240185 $2.50 YOU ASSHOLES MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM WATCHING ME DO EVERYTHING E240007 $2.50 DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL "PER MY LAST EMAIL" ON YOUR ASS E000119 $2.50 WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME MOM? E000101 $2.50 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY, I'LL TRAIN YOU E000117 $2.50 WHY DO THEY WANT DINNER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT? E240011 $2.50 WITH A BODY LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS HAIR E240003 $2.50 WORLD'S OKAYEST GOLFER E240189 $2.50 WORLD'S OKAYEST MOM E240004 $2.50 WORLD'S OKAYEST PICKLEBALLER E240010 $2.50 Y'ALL NEED JESUS E000081 $2.50 WORLD'S GOODEST TEACHER TEAM FAVORITE I TRIED JOGGING ONCE, BUT I KEPT SPILLING MY WINE E240194 $2.50
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16 ABRACADABRA, NOPE I'M STILL A BITCH B000135 $5.50 Imprint Area: width height wrap ALEXA, CLEAN THE KITCHEN ALEXA, CLEAN THE KITCHEN PMS 7689 C B240047 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap ANXIETY. ALL THE BEST BITCHES HAVE IT. I THINK. DON'T THEY? NEVERMIND ANXIETY. ALL THE BEST BITCHES HAVE IT. I THINK. DON'T THEY? NEVERMIND PMS 186 C B240043 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH PMS 186 C B240169 $5.50 COFFEE HELPS BUT I'M STILL A BITCH B240187 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap CRUSHING THIS MOM THING CRUSHING THIS MOM THING PMS 238 C B240184 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap DAD, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME DAD, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME PMS 647 C B000090 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap DAD: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. DAD: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. PMS 647 C B000113 $5.50 ASK ME ABOUT MY ONLYFANS B240050 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap BAN YOUR OWN DAMN BOOKS BAN YOUR OWN DAMN BOOKS PMS 647 C B240055 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap BEST MOM EVER BEST MOM EVER B000094 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap BEST DAD EVER BEST DAD EVER PMS 647 C B240048 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL "PER MY LAST EMAIL" ON YOUR ASS DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL "PER MY LAST EMAIL" ON YOUR ASS PMS 186 C B240007 $5.50 DADDIO OF THE PATIO B000103 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap DECAF? THAT'S ADORABLE DECAF? THAT'S ADORABLE PMS 186 C B240190 $5.50 B240060 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap DON'T MAKE ME TALK ABOUT YOU AT THERAPY DON'T MAKE ME TALK ABOUT YOU AT THERAPY PMS 186 C
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17 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM TEAM FAVORITE! FAIRLY DECENT BOYFRIEND B240074 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap FOXY GRANDMA FOXY GRANDMA PMS 238 C B000156 $5.50 HACKER: I HAVE ALL YOUR PASSWORDS. ME: OMG THANK YOU! WHAT ARE THEY? B240173 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap HAPPILY RETIRED (NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE) HAPPILY RETIRED (NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE) PMS 7689 C B240024 $5.50 I BECAME A TEACHER FOR THE MONEY AND THE FAME B000077 $5.50 B240072 $5.50 DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH B240071 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap DON'T TELL MY BOSS WHAT AN ASSHOLE HE IS DON'T TELL MY BOSS WHAT AN ASSHOLE HE IS PMS 647 C B240025 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap DUCK OFF DUCK OFF PMS 186 C B240002 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap EAT. SLEEP. PICKLEBALL. REPEAT. EAT. SLEEP. PICKLEBALL. REPEAT. PMS 7689 C B240045 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap GIVING A SHIT DOESN'T REALLY GO WITH MY OUTFIT TODAY GIVING A SHIT DOESN'T REALLY GO WITH MY OUTFIT TODAY PMS 238 C Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap FRIDAY IS MY SECOND FAVORITE “F” WORD FRIDAY IS MY SECOND FAVORITE “F” WORD PMS 647 C B000134 $5.50 B240013 $5.50 GO AWAY, I'M GAMING Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap GRANDPA: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. GRANDPA: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. PMS 647 C B000114 $5.50
18 HELLO! HOW MAY I OFFEND YOU TODAY? B240001 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK PMS 238 C B000142 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I DON’T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE. OR MORNINGS. OR PEOPLE. I DON’T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE. OR MORNINGS. OR PEOPLE. PMS 647 C B240195 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap HOW HAVE I NOT BEEN FIRED YET? HOW HAVE I NOT BEEN FIRED YET? PMS 647 C B240174 $5.50 I JUST WANT ALL THE DOGS B000099 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap I LOVE JESUS (BUT I DRINK A LITTLE) I LOVE JESUS (BUT I DRINK A LITTLE) PMS 647 C B240027 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM PMS 238 C B000078 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap PMS 186 C I TRIED 'NO SCREEN SUNDAY.' THAT LASTED 10 MINUTES. NOW IT'S 'SCREEN TIME ANYTIME' SO MOMMY DOESN'T DROP YOU OFF AT THE FIRE STATION I TRIED 'NO SCREEN SUNDAY.' THAT LASTED 10 MINUTES. NOW IT'S 'SCREEN TIME ANYTIME' SO MOMMY DOESN'T DROP YOU OFF AT THE FIRE STATION B240179 $5.50 I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE STRESSY B000139 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap I DON'T PROCRASTINATE, I DELEGATE TO MY FUTURE SELF I DON'T PROCRASTINATE, I DELEGATE TO MY FUTURE SELF PMS 186 C B000157 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS AND IT TURNS OUT I'M JUST A BITCH I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS AND IT TURNS OUT I'M JUST A BITCH PMS 238 C B000130 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I JUST WANT ALL THE CATS I JUST WANT ALL THE CATS PMS 390 C B000123 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap I WISH EVERYTHING WAS AS EASY AS GETTING FAT I WISH EVERYTHING WAS AS EASY AS GETTING FAT PMS 186 C B240161 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I'D AGREE WITH YOU BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE WRONG I'D AGREE WITH YOU BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE WRONG PMS 186 C B000141 $5.50 I WANT TO BUT MY DOG SAID NO B240042 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap IF I WAS A BIRD, I KNOW WHO I'D SHIT ON IF I WAS A BIRD, I KNOW WHO I'D SHIT ON PMS 186 C B240168 $5.50 10 0Z
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19 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM "I'LL TAKE A PRESIDENT UNDER 60 FOR $1000, ALEX” B240066 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap I'LL TRY BEING NICER IF YOU TRY BEING SMARTER I'LL TRY BEING NICER IF YOU TRY BEING SMARTER PMS 7689 C B000126 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I'M AFRAID YOU'RE THE STRANGER MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT I'M AFRAID YOU'RE THE STRANGER MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT PMS 7689 C B240057 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I'M GOING TO WRITE A BOOK ON PARENTING AND IT'S GOING TO BE CALLED "FINE. WHATEVER. EAT THE DIRT. SEE IF I CARE." I'M GOING TO WRITE A BOOK ON PARENTING AND IT'S GOING TO BE CALLED "FINE. WHATEVER. EAT THE DIRT. SEE IF I CARE." PMS 238 C B240178 $5.50 I'M NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU SHOULD ANSWER ON SPEAKER B000144 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap I'M SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR I'M SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR PMS 7689 C B000079 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD? I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD? PMS 390 C B000095 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I'M TRYING TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POV BUT I CAN'T STICK MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS I'M TRYING TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POV BUT I CAN'T STICK MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS PMS 647 C B240171 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I'M NOT LIKE A REGULAR MOM. I'M A COOL MOM. I'M NOT LIKE A REGULAR MOM. I'M A COOL MOM. PMS 238 C B240044 $5.50 I'M NOT A CONTROL FREAK, BUT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG B000127 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I'M NOT ARGUING, I'M EXPLAINING WHY I'M RIGHT I'M NOT ARGUING, I'M EXPLAINING WHY I'M RIGHT PMS 7689 C B000083 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap I'M NOT A REGULAR BITCH, I'M A CLASSY BITCH I'M NOT A REGULAR BITCH, I'M A CLASSY BITCH PMS 238 C B240188 $5.50 IF MY CAT COULD TALK, I'D NEVER LEAVE HOME B240069 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, COME SIT BY ME IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, COME SIT BY ME PMS 186 C B000136 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I'LL GET OVER IT, I JUST NEED TO BE DRAMATIC FIRST I'LL GET OVER IT, I JUST NEED TO BE DRAMATIC FIRST PMS 238 C B000082 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap I'LL TAKE A GRANDE MOCHA VODKA XANAX LATTE TO GO PLEASE I'LL TAKE A GRANDE MOCHA VODKA XANAX LATTE TO GO PLEASE PMS 238 C B000084 $5.50
20 IT ALL HURTS AND I'M DYING B240029 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BUSY PRETENDING TO WORK LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BUSY PRETENDING TO WORK PMS 647 C LET'S ASSUME I'M RIGHT, IT WILL SAVE TIME B000109 $5.50 B000085 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap IT'S NOT GRAY HAIR, IT'S MY SILVER LINING IT'S NOT GRAY HAIR, IT'S MY SILVER LINING PMS 647 C B000140 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap MY BOSS TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY SO I WENT HOME MY BOSS TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY SO I WENT HOME B000089 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap MY CAT THINKS I'M COOL MY CAT THINKS I'M COOL PMS 390 C B240038 $5.50 Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap NERDY BY NATURE NERDY BY NATURE PMS 186 C B240017 $5.50 MY DOG THINKS I'M COOL PMS 186 C B240037 $5.50 B240061 $5.50 TEAM FAVORITE OVER THE HILL AND HALFWAY TO HELL LET'S GO BIRDING B240062 $5.50 Imprint Area: width height wrap LIFE IS SHORT, SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH LIFE IS SHORT, SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH PMS 390 C Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap LOSING MY MIND ONE KID AT A TIME LOSING MY MIND ONE KID AT A TIME PMS 7689 C B240160 $5.50 B000118 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP PMS 186 C B000086 $5.50 10 0Z DINER MUGS – SHIPS IN 6S IN STOCK FOR IMMEDIATE SHIPPING
21 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM NEXT WEEK HAS BEEN EXHAUSTING B240008 $5.50 Imprint Area: width height wrap NOTHING MESSES UP MY FRIDAY MORE THAN REALIZING IT'S WEDNESDAY NOTHING MESSES UP MY FRIDAY MORE THAN REALIZING IT'S WEDNESDAY PMS 186 C B000145 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap NOW THAT WEED’S LEGAL, I'M READY FOR WHAT'S NEXT NOW THAT WEEDS LEGAL, I'M READY FOR WHAT'S NEXT PMS 390 C B240056 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap NURSES CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT THEY CAN SEDATE IT NURSES CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT THEY CAN SEDATE IT PMS 186 C B000076 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap SCHLEPPIN’ & SCHMOOZIN’ SCHLEPPIN’ & SCHMOOZIN’ PMS 7689 C Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap SCIENCE DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE SCIENCE DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE PMS 7689 C B240073 $5.50 B240016 $5.50 SEXY GRANDPA B000155 $5.50 Imprint Area: width height wrap SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A STRESS BALL ISN'T FOR THROWING AT PEOPLE WHO STRESS YOU OUT? SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A STRESS BALL ISN'T FOR THROWING AT PEOPLE WHO STRESS YOU OUT? PMS 186 C B240165 $5.50 SORRY I CAN'T, I'M GRADING PAPERS UNTIL I DIE Imprint Area: width height wrap SORRY LADIES, I'M GAY SORRY LADIES, I'M GAY PMS 7689 C Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap THE BEST THING ABOUT MY JOB IS THAT MY CHAIR SPINS THE BEST THING ABOUT MY JOB IS THAT MY CHAIN SPINS PMS 647 C B000111 $5.50 B240031 $5.50 B000088 $5.50 Imprint Area: width height wrap SAFETY FIRST, DRINK WITH A NURSE SAFETY FIRST, DRINK WITH A NURSE PMS 186 C B000102 $5.50 PLEASE DON'T CONFUSE YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NURSING DEGREE B000112 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap SOME DAYS I AMAZE MYSELF, OTHER DAYS I LOOK FOR MY PHONE WHILE I'M TALKING ON IT SOME DAYS I AMAZE MYSELF, OTHER DAYS I LOOK FOR MY PHONE WHILE I'M TALKING ON IT PMS 390 C Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap SOMETIMES I FEEL UGLY. THEN I LOOK AT MY BROTHER AND I FEEL BETTER SOMETIMES I FEEL UGLY. THEN I LOOK AT MY BROTHER AND I FEEL BETTER PMS 186 C B000143 $5.50 B240166 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap THE MAN WHO INVENTED SPELL CHECK DIED TODAY. MAY HE RUST IN PISS. THE MAN WHO INVENTED SPELL CHECK DIED TODAY. MAY HE RUST IN PISS. PMS 186 C B240163 $5.50
22 THE TINY HUMANS STOLE MY SANITY B000080 $5.50 Area: width height wrap THIS MOM RUNS ON CAFFEINE, WINE AND AMAZON PRIME THIS MOM RUNS ON CAFFEINE, WINE AND AMAZON PRIME PMS 238 C B000105 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap TROPHY HUSBAND TROPHY HUSBAND PMS 647 C B000092 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap WELL AREN'T YOU A LITTLE RAY OF PITCH BLACK WELL AREN'T YOU A LITTLE RAY OF PITCH BLACK BLACK B000087 $5.50 WHAT A YEAR THIS WEEK HAS BEEN B240162 $5.50 Imprint Area: width height wrap WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU FUCKS YOU UP MENTALLY WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU FUCKS YOU UP MENTALLY PMS 186 C B240170 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME DAD? WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME DAD? PMS 647 C B000120 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap TROPHY WIFE TROPHY WIFE PMS 186 C B000093 $5.50 TRUE CRIME IS TO DIE FOR B240186 $5.50 Area: width height wrap WAKE THE BABY & I'LL CUT YOU WAKE THE BABY & I'LL CUT YOU PMS 186 C B240046 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap WANNA BE MY SUGAR DADDY? WANNA BE MY SUGAR DADDY? PMS 238 C B240059 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME MOM? WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME MOM? PMS 238 C B000119 $5.50 WHY DO THEY WANT DINNER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT? B000117 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap WORLD'S GOODEST TEACHER WORLD'S GOODEST TEACHER PMS 186 C B000081 $5.50 Imprint Area: width height wrap WITH A BODY LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS HAIR WITH A BODY LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS HAIR PMS 647 C B240011 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap WORLD'S OKAYEST DAD WORLD'S OKAYEST DAD PMS 647 C B240012 $5.50
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23 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap Y'ALL NEED JESUS Y'ALL NEED JESUS PMS 1645 C B240010 $5.50 YES, I HAVE KIDS. NO, THEY DON'T KNOW HALF THE SHIT I USED TO DO B240063 $5.50 Imprint Area: 3/4” width height 3/8” wrap YOU ASSHOLES MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM WATCHING ME DO EVERYTHING YOU ASSHOLES MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM WATCHING ME DO EVERYTHING PMS 7689 C B240185 $5.50 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY, I'LL TRAIN YOU B000101 $5.50 WORLD'S OKAYEST GOLFER B240003 $5.50 Imprint Area: width height wrap PMS 238 C WORLD'S OKAYEST MOM WORLD'S OKAYEST MOM B240189 $5.50 Imprint Area: 2 3/4” width 2” height 7 3/8” wrap WORLD'S OKAYEST PICKLEBALLER WORLD'S OKAYEST PICKLEBALLER PMS 186 C B240004 $5.50 TEAM FAVORITE! COFFEE HELPS BUT I'M STILL A BITCH COFFEE HELPS BUT I'M STILL A BITCH PMS 238 C B240187 $5.50
24 ABRACADABRA, NOPE I'M STILL A BITCH A000135 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID, NEVER A SOBER ONE ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID, NEVER A SOBER ONE A000121 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink ALWAYS A GROOMSMAN, NEVER A SOBER ONE PMS 647 C A240197 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass ALEXA, CLEAN THE KITCHEN PMS 7689 C A240047 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH PMS 186 C A240169 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass ASK ME ABOUT MY ONLYFANS A240050 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” BAN YOUR OWN DAMN BOOKS PMS 647 C A240055 $5.25 ANXIETY. ALL THE BEST BITCHES HAVE IT. I THINK. DON'T THEY? NEVERMIND A240043 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink BEST MOM EVER BEST MOM EVER A000094 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink BEST DAD EVER BEST DAD EVER PMS 647 C A240048 $5.25 CHEAPER THAN THERAPY A000104 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass CHEERS BITCHES PMS 238 C A240030 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” DAD, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME DAD, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME PMS 647 C A000090 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink DAD: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. DAD: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. PMS 647 C A000113 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink DADDIO OF THE PATIO DADDIO OF THE PATIO PMS 647 C A000103 $5.25 IN STOCK FOR IMMEDIATE SHIPPING 16 OZ PINT GLASSES – SHIPS IN 6S
WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM TEAM FAVORITE 25 L5139 Mixing Glass FAIRLY DECENT BOYFRIEND A240074 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” FOXY GRANDMA PMS 238 C A000156 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” DUCK OFF A240025 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass DON'T TELL MY BOSS WHAT AN ASSHOLE HE IS A240071 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” DON'T MAKE ME TALK ABOUT YOU AT THERAPY A240060 $5.25 DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH A240072 $5.25 EAT. SLEEP. PICKLEBALL. REPEAT. A240002 $5.25 DINNER IS POURED A000110 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL "PER MY LAST EMAIL" ON YOUR ASS PMS 186 C A240007 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass ALWAYS A GROOMSMAN, NEVER A SOBER ONE ALWAYS A GROOMSMAN, NEVER A SOBER ONE PMS 647 C A240197 $5.25
HACKER:
ME:
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26 A240174 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink HOW HAVE I NOT BEEN FIRED YET? HOW HAVE I NOT BEEN FIRED YET?
Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink I BECAME A TEACHER FOR THE MONEY AND THE FAME PMS 390 C A000077 $5.25 Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK A000142 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE STRESSY I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE STRESSY PMS 238 C A000139 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” I DON'T PROCRASTINATE, I DELEGATE TO MY FUTURE SELF I DON'T PROCRASTINATE, I DELEGATE TO MY FUTURE SELF PMS 186 C A000157 $5.25 A240001 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” HELLO! HOW MAY I OFFEND YOU HELLO! HOW MAY I OFFEND YOU TODAY? PMS 186 C L5139 Mixing Glass GIVING A SHIT DOESN'T REALLY GO WITH MY OUTFIT TODAY A240045 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink (NOT MY PROBLEM HAPPILY RETIRED (NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE) A240024 $5.25 A000114 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” GRANDPA: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. PMS 647 C A240173 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink
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27 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS AND IT TURNS OUT I'M JUST A BITCH A000130 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass I JUST WANT ALL THE CATS PMS 390 C A000123 $5.25 I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM A000078 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink I LOVE JESUS (BUT I DRINK A I LOVE JESUS (BUT I DRINK A LITTLE) A240027 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” I JUST WANT ALL THE DOGS I JUST WANT ALL THE DOGS PMS 1645 C A000099 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink I JUST WANT TO DRINK BEER AND ANNOY MY KIDS I JUST WANT TO DRINK BEER AND ANNOY MY KIDS PMS 647 C A000115 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass IF I GO MISSING, PUT MY FACE ON BOTTLES OF WINE SO MY FRIENDS CAN FIND ME A000091 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” IF I WAS A BIRD, I KNOW WHO I'D SHIT ON PMS 186 C A240168 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink IF MY CAT COULD TALK, I'D NEVER LEAVE HOME IF MY CAT COULD TALK, I'D NEVER LEAVE HOME PMS 186 C A240069 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, COME SIT BY ME IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, COME SIT BY ME PMS 186 C A000136 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass I TRIED JOGGING ONCE, BUT I KEPT SPILLING MY BEER. PMS 647 C A000132 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” I TRIED 'NO SCREEN SUNDAY.' THAT LASTED 10 MINUTES. NOW IT'S 'SCREEN TIME ANYTIME' SO MOMMY DOESN'T DROP YOU OFF AT THE FIRE STATION A240179 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink I WANT TO BUT MY DOG SAID NO I WANT TO BUT MY DOG SAID NO PMS 647 C A240042 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink A240161 I WISH EVERYTHING WAS AS EASY AS GETTING FAT I WISH EVERYTHING WAS AS EASY AS GETTING FAT PMS 186 C A240161 $5.25 I'D AGREE WITH YOU BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE WRONG A000141 $5.25
I'LL TAKE A GRANDE MOCHA VODKA XANAX LATTE TO GO PLEASE
I'LL TAKE A GRANDE MOCHA VODKA XANAX LATTE TO GO PLEASE
28 A000144 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass I'M NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU SHOULD ANSWER ON SPEAKER A000079 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” I'M SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR PMS 7689 C A000095 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD? I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD? PMS 390 C A240044 $5.25 I'M NOT LIKE A REGULAR MOM. I'M A COOL MOM. A240171 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink I'M TRYING TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POV BUT I CAN'T STICK MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS I'M TRYING TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POV BUT I CAN'T STICK MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS PMS 647 C A240057 $5.25 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE THE STRANGER MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT A240178 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass I'M GOING TO WRITE A BOOK ON PARENTING AND IT'S GOING TO BE CALLED "FINE. WHATEVER. EAT THE DIRT. SEE IF I CARE." A000098 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink I'M NOT DRUNK, I'M JUST TALKING IN CURSIVE L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink I'M NOT ARGUING, I'M EXPLAINING WHY I'M RIGHT I'M NOT ARGUING, I'M EXPLAINING WHY I'M RIGHT A000083 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” I'M NOT A CONTROL FREAK, BUT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG I'M NOT A CONTROL FREAK, BUT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG PMS 7689 C A000127 $5.25 IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IF IT'S TOO EARLY TO DRINK, YOU'RE AN AMATEUR AND WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS A000097 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass I'LL GET OVER IT, I JUST NEED TO BE DRAMATIC FIRST PMS 238 C A000082 $5.25 A240066 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink "I'LL TAKE
PRESIDENT UNDER 60 FOR $1000, ALEX." "I'LL
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$1000, ALEX." PMS 647 C A000126 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink I'LL TRY BEING I'LL TRY BEING NICER IF YOU TRY BEING SMARTER PMS 7689 C A000084 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4”
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29 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM TEAM FAVORITE A240029 $5.25 IT ALL HURTS AND I'M DYING A000109 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BUSY PRETENDING TO WORK LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BUSY PRETENDING TO WORK L5139 Mixing Glass IT'S NOT GRAY HAIR, IT'S MY SILVER LINING PMS 647 C A000140 $5.25 A000085 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink LET'S ASSUME I'M RIGHT IT WILL SAVE TIME LET'S ASSUME I'M RIGHT IT WILL SAVE TIME PMS 1645 C L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP A000086 $5.25 MY BOSS TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY SO I WENT HOME A000089 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass MY CAT THINKS I'M COOL PMS 390 C A240038 $5.25 A240062 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink LET'S GO BIRDING LET'S GO BIRDING PMS 390 C A240160 $5.25 LIFE IS SHORT, SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH A000118 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass LOSING MY MIND ONE KID AT A TIME PMS 7689 C L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” MY DOG THINKS I'M COOL MY DOG THINKS I'M COOL PMS 186 C A240037 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT STRESSY I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE STRESSY PMS 238 C A000139 $5.25
30 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink AMAZE MYSELF, PHONE WHILE I'M SOME DAYS I AMAZE MYSELF, OTHER DAYS I LOOK FOR MY PHONE WHILE I'M TALKING ON IT A000143 $5.25 NERDY BY NATURE A240017 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass NEXT WEEK HAS BEEN EXHAUSTING PMS 7689 C A240008 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” NOTHING MESSES UP MY FRIDAY MORE THAN REALIZING IT'S WEDNESDAY NOTHING MESSES UP MY FRIDAY MORE THAN REALIZING IT'S WEDNESDAY PMS 186 C A000145 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink NOW THAT WEEDS LEGAL, I'M READY FOR WHAT'S NEXT NOW THAT WEED’S LEGAL, I'M READY FOR WHAT'S NEXT PMS 390 C A240056 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink NURSES CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT THEY CAN SEDATE IT NURSES CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT THEY CAN SEDATE IT PMS 186 C A000076 $5.25 ONE SIP AWAY FROM TELLING YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL A000096 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink SAFETY FIRST, DRINK WITH A NURSE A000102 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass HILL HALFWAY OVER THE HILL AND HALFWAY TO HELL PMS 647 C A240061 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” PLEASE DON'T CONFUSE YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NURSING DEGREE PLEASE DON'T CONFUSE YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NURSING DEGREE PMS 7689 C A000112 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink SCHLEPPIN’ & SCHMOOZIN’ SCHLEPPIN’ & SCHMOOZIN’ PMS 7689 C A240073 $5.25 SCIENCE DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE A240016 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass SEXY GRANDPA PMS 647 C A000155 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” SHUT UP LIVER, YOU'RE FINE SHUT UP LIVER, YOU'RE FINE PMS 7689 C A000129 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A STRESS BALL ISN'T FOR THROWING AT PEOPLE WHO STRESS YOU OUT? SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A STRESS BALL ISN'T FOR THROWING AT PEOPLE WHO STRESS YOU OUT? PMS 186 C A240165 $5.25 16 OZ PINT
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31 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM SOMETIMES I FEEL UGLY. THEN I LOOK AT MY BROTHER AND I FEEL BETTER A240166 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass SOMETIMES I FEEL UGLY. THEN I LOOK AT MY SISTER AND I FEEL BETTER PMS 7689 C A240167 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” SORRY I CAN'T, I'M GRADING PAPERS UNTIL I DIE SORRY I CAN'T, I'M GRADING PAPERS UNTIL I DIE PMS 186 C A000111 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink SORRY LADIES, I'M GAY SORRY LADIES, I'M GAY PMS 7689 C A240031 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink THE BEST THING ABOUT MY JOB IS THAT MY CHAIN SPINS THE BEST THING ABOUT MY JOB IS THAT MY CHAIR SPINS PMS 647 C A000088 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink TROPHY HUSBAND A000092 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink TROPHY WIFE PMS 186 C A000093 $5.25 WAKE THE BABY & I'LL CUT YOU A240046 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass WANNA BE MY SUGAR DADDY? PMS 238 C A240059 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” WELL AREN'T YOU A LITTLE RAY OF PITCH BLACK WELL AREN'T YOU A LITTLE RAY OF PITCH BLACK BLACK A000087 $5.25 THE MAN WHO INVENTED SPELL CHECK DIED TODAY. MAY HE RUST IN PISS. A240163 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass THE TINY HUMANS STOLE MY SANITY PMS 7689 C A000080 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” THIS MOM RUNS ON CAFFEINE, WINE AND AMAZON PRIME THIS MOM RUNS ON CAFFEINE, WINE AND AMAZON PRIME PMS 238 C A000105 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink WHAT A YEAR THIS WEEK HAS BEEN WHAT A YEAR THIS WEEK HAS BEEN PMS 647 C A240162 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” tem to show white ink WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU FUCKS YOU UP MENTALLY WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU FUCKS YOU UP MENTALLY PMS 186 C A240170 $5.25
32 A240063 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY, I'LL TRAIN YOU PMS 186 C A000101 $5.25 WORLD'S OKAYEST DAD A240012 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass WORLD'S OKAYEST GOLFER PMS 647 C A240003 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” WORLD'S OKAYEST PICKLEBALLER WORLD'S OKAYEST PICKLEBALLER PMS 186 C A240004 $5.25 A240010 $5.25 Y'ALL NEED JESUS L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink WORLD'S GOODEST TEACHER A000081 $5.25 WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME DAD? A000120 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME MOM? PMS 238 C A000119 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” WHY DO THEY WANT DINNER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT? WHY DO THEY WANT DINNER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT? PMS 7689 C A000117 $5.25 L5139 Mixing Glass Imprint Area: 3” Width 3” Height Max Wrap 9 1/4” Overlap Wrap 9.3981“ Full Wrap 11 1/4” item to show white ink WITH A BODY LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS HAIR WITH A BODY LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS HAIR PMS 647 C A240011 $5.25 TEAM FAVORITE L5139 Mixing Glass HAVE KIDS. THEY DON'T HALF THE SHIT I USED TO DO YES, I HAVE KIDS. NO, THEY DON'T KNOW HALF THE SHIT I USED TO DO PMS 7689 C
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33 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM ANXIETY. ALL THE BEST BITCHES HAVE IT. I THINK. DON'T THEY? NEVERMIND ANXIETY. ALL THE BEST BITCHES HAVE IT. I THINK. DON'T THEY? NEVERMIND PMS 186 C C240043 $7.00 ABRACADABRA, NOPE I'M STILL A BITCH PMS 238 C C000135 $7.00 ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID, NEVER A SOBER ONE ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID, NEVER A SOBER ONE PMS 238 C C000121 $7.00 ALEXA, CLEAN THE KITCHEN ALEXA, CLEAN THE KITCHEN PMS 7689 C C240047 $7.00 AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH PMS 186 C C240169 $7.00 ASK ME ABOUT MY ONLYFANS PMS 7689 C C240050 $7.00 BAN YOUR OWN DAMN BOOKS YOUR OWN BOOKS PMS 647 C C240055 $7.00 BEST MOM EVER BEST MOM EVER PMS 238 C C000094 $7.00 BEST DAD EVER BEST DAD EVER PMS 647 C C240048 $7.00 CHEAPER THAN THERAPY CHEAPER THAN THERAPY PMS 7689 C C000104 $7.00 CHEERS BITCHES PMS 238 C C240030 $7.00 CRUSHING THIS MOM THING CRUSHING THIS THING PMS 238 C C240184 $7.00 DAD, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME DAD, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME PMS 647 C C000090 $7.00 DAD: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. DAD: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. PMS 647 C C000113 $7.00 DADDIO OF THE PATIO DADDIO OF THE PATIO PMS 647 C C000103 $7.00 DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL "PER MY LAST EMAIL" ON YOUR ASS MAKE ME ALL "PER MY EMAIL" YOUR ASS PMS 186 C C240007 $7.00 DINNER IS POURED 186 C C000110 $7.00 DON'T MAKE ME TALK ABOUT YOU AT THERAPY DON'T MAKE ME TALK ABOUT YOU AT THERAPY PMS 186 C C240060 $7.00 DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH PMS 238 C C240072 $7.00 DON'T TELL MY BOSS WHAT AN ASSHOLE HE IS DON'T TELL MY BOSS WHAT AN ASSHOLE HE IS PMS 647 C C240071 $7.00
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34 DUCK OFF PMS 186 C C240025 $7.00 EAT. SLEEP. PICKLEBALL. REPEAT. SLEEP. PICKLEBALL. REPEAT. PMS 7689 C C240002 $7.00 FAIRLY DECENT BOYFRIEND FAIRLY DECENT BOYFRIEND PMS 647 C C240074 $7.00 FOXY GRANDMA FOXY GRANDMA PMS 238 C C000156 $7.00 FRIDAY IS MY SECOND FAVORITE “F” WORD FRIDAY IS MY SECOND FAVORITE “F” WORD PMS 647 C C000134 $7.00 GIVING A SHIT DOESN'T REALLY GO WITH MY OUTFIT TODAY PMS 238 C C240045 $7.00 GO AWAY, I'M GAMING AWAY, GAMING PMS 7689 C C240013 $7.00 GRANDPA: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. GRANDPA: THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. PMS 647 C C000114 $7.00 HACKER: I HAVE ALL YOUR PASSWORDS. ME: OMG THANK YOU! WHAT ARE THEY? HACKER: I HAVE ALL YOUR PASSWORDS. ME: OMG THANK YOU! WHAT ARE THEY? PMS 186 C C240173 $7.00 HAPPILY RETIRED (NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE) HAPPILY RETIRED (NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE) PMS 7689 C C240024 $7.00 HOLD ON, I GOTTA DRINK ABOUT IT PMS 186 C C000128 $7.00 2 5/8” width 1 3/4” height I BECAME A TEACHER FOR THE MONEY AND THE FAME I BECAME A TEACHER FOR THE MONEY AND THE FAME PMS 390 C C000077 $7.00 I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK PMS 238 C C000142 $7.00 I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE STRESSY I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE STRESSY PMS 238 C C000139 $7.00 HOW HAVE I NOT BEEN FIRED YET? HAVE I NOT BEEN YET? PMS 647 C C240174 $7.00 I DON'T PROCRASTINATE, I DELEGATE TO MY FUTURE SELF PMS 186 C C000157 $7.00 I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS AND IT TURNS OUT I'M JUST A BITCH GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS AND TURNS OUT A BITCH PMS 238 C C000130 $7.00 I JUST WANT ALL THE CATS I JUST WANT ALL THE CATS PMS 390 C C000123 $7.00 I JUST WANT ALL THE DOGS I JUST WANT ALL THE DOGS PMS 1645 C C000099 $7.00 I JUST WANT TO DRINK WINE AND ANNOY MY KIDS I JUST WANT TO DRINK WINE AND ANNOY MY KIDS PMS 7689 C C240196 $7.00 15OZ
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HAVE TO ASK TOO EARLY TO YOU'RE AN AMATEUR
BY ME
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IF IT'S TOO EARLY TO DRINK, YOU'RE AN AMATEUR AND WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS
35 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM I LOVE JESUS (BUT I DRINK A LITTLE) PMS 647 C C240027 $7.00 I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM PMS 238 C C000078 $7.00 # 2017 15oz. Stemless Wine # 2017 15oz. Stemless Wine I TRIED JOGGING ONCE, BUT I KEPT SPILLING MY WINE I TRIED JOGGING ONCE, BUT I KEPT SPILLING MY WINE PMS 186 C C240194 $7.00 I TRIED 'NO SCREEN SUNDAY.' THAT LASTED 10 MINUTES. NOW IT'S 'SCREEN TIME ANYTIME' SO MOMMY DOESN'T DROP YOU OFF AT THE FIRE STATION I TRIED 'NO SCREEN SUNDAY.' THAT LASTED 10 MINUTES. NOW IT'S 'SCREEN TIME ANYTIME' SO MOMMY DOESN'T DROP YOU OFF AT THE FIRE STATION PMS 186 C C240179 $7.00 I WANT TO BUT MY DOG SAID NO I WANT TO BUT MY DOG SAID NO PMS 647 C C240042 $7.00 I WISH EVERYTHING WAS AS EASY AS GETTING FAT PMS 186 C C240161 $7.00 I'D AGREE WITH YOU BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE WRONG AGREE YOU BUT WE'D BOTH WRONG PMS 186 C C000141 $7.00 IF I GO MISSING, PUT MY FACE ON BOTTLES OF WINE SO MY FRIENDS CAN FIND ME IF I GO MISSING, PUT MY FACE ON BOTTLES OF WINE SO MY FRIENDS CAN FIND ME PMS 186 C C000091 $7.00 IF I WAS A BIRD, I KNOW WHO I'D SHIT ON IF I WAS A BIRD, I KNOW WHO I'D SHIT ON PMS 186 C C240168 $7.00 IF MY CAT COULD TALK, I'D NEVER LEAVE HOME IF MY CAT COULD TALK, I'D NEVER LEAVE HOME PMS 186 C C240069 $7.00 IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO SAY, COME SIT
PMS 186 C C000136 $7.00
NICE
WE BE FRIENDS PMS 7689 C C000097 $7.00 I'LL GET OVER IT,
JUST NEED TO BE DRAMATIC FIRST I'LL
IT,
NEED TO
FIRST PMS 238 C C000082 $7.00 I'LL
TO GO PLEASE I'LL TAKE A GRANDE MOCHA
XANAX
TO GO PLEASE PMS 238 C C000084 $7.00 "I'LL TAKE A PRESIDENT UNDER 60 FOR $1000, ALEX” "I'LL TAKE A PRESIDENT UNDER 60 FOR $1000, ALEX” PMS 647 C C240066 $7.00 I'LL
BEING NICER IF YOU TRY BEING SMARTER PMS 7689 C C000126 $7.00 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE THE STRANGER MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT YOU'RE STRANGER MY WARNED ABOUT PMS 7689 C C240057 $7.00 I'M GOING TO WRITE A BOOK ON PARENTING AND IT'S GOING TO BE CALLED "FINE. WHATEVER. EAT THE DIRT. SEE IF CARE." I'M GOING TO WRITE A BOOK ON PARENTING AND IT'S GOING TO BE CALLED "FINE. WHATEVER. EAT THE DIRT. SEE IF I CARE." PMS 238 C C240178 $7.00 I'M NOT A CONTROL FREAK, BUT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG I'M NOT A CONTROL FREAK, BUT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG PMS 7689 C C000127 $7.00 I'M NOT A REGULAR BITCH, I'M A CLASSY BITCH I'M NOT A REGULAR BITCH, I'M A CLASSY BITCH PMS 238 C C240188 $7.00
AND
I
GET OVER
I JUST
BE DRAMATIC
TAKE A GRANDE MOCHA VODKA XANAX LATTE
VODKA
LATTE
TRY
36 I'M NOT DRUNK,
JUST
IN CURSIVE DRUNK, JUST TALKING IN
PMS 7689 C C000098 $7.00 I'M NOT LIKE A REGULAR MOM. I'M A COOL MOM. I'M NOT LIKE A REGULAR MOM. I'M A COOL MOM. PMS 238 C C240044 $7.00 I'M NOT ARGUING, I'M EXPLAINING WHY I'M RIGHT 7689 C C000083 $7.00 I'M NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU SHOULD ANSWER ON SPEAKER I'M NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU SHOULD ANSWER ON SPEAKER PMS 186 C C000144 $7.00 # 2017 15oz. Stemless Wine 2 5/8” width 1 3/4” height I'M SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR I'M SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR PMS 7689 C C000079 $7.00 I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD? PMS 390 C C000095 $7.00 I'M TRYING TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POV BUT I CAN'T STICK MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS TRYING TO SEE FROM YOUR CAN'T STICK THAT FAR UP ASS PMS 647 C C240171 $7.00 IT ALL HURTS AND I'M DYING IT ALL HURTS AND I'M DYING PMS 238 C C240029 $7.00 LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BUSY PRETENDING TO WORK LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BUSY PRETENDING TO WORK PMS 647 C C000109 $7.00 IT'S NOT GRAY HAIR, IT'S MY SILVER LINING IT'S NOT GRAY HAIR, IT'S MY SILVER LINING PMS 647 C C000140 $7.00 LET'S GO BIRDING LET'S GO BIRDING PMS 390 C C240062 $7.00 LET'S ASSUME I'M RIGHT, IT WILL SAVE TIME PMS 1645 C C000085 $7.00 LIFE IS SHORT, SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH LIFE IS SHORT, SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH PMS 390 C C240160 $7.00 LOSING MY MIND ONE KID AT A TIME LOSING MY MIND ONE KID AT A TIME PMS 7689 C C000118 $7.00 MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP PMS 186 C C000086 $7.00 MY BOSS TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY SO I WENT HOME 186 C C000089 $7.00 NERDY BY NATURE NERDY BY NATURE PMS 186 C C240017 $7.00 MY CAT THINKS I'M COOL MY CAT THINKS COOL PMS 390 C MY DOG THINKS I'M COOL MY DOG THINKS I'M COOL PMS 186 C C240038 $7.00 C240037 $7.00 NEXT WEEK HAS BEEN EXHAUSTING NEXT WEEK HAS BEEN EXHAUSTING PMS 7689 C C240008 $7.00 15OZ WINE
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CURSIVE
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37 WHOLESALE.ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM | SERVICE@ABOUTFACEDESIGNS.COM SORRY I CAN'T, I'M GRADING PAPERS UNTIL I DIE PMS 186 C SORRY LADIES, I'M GAY LADIES, GAY PMS 7689 C THE BEST THING ABOUT MY JOB IS THAT MY CHAIR SPINS THE BEST THING ABOUT MY JOB IS THAT MY CHAIN SPINS PMS 647 C C000111 $7.00 C240031 $7.00 C000088 $7.00 THE MAN WHO INVENTED SPELL CHECK DIED TODAY. MAY HE RUST IN PISS. THE MAN WHO INVENTED SPELL CHECK DIED TODAY. MAY HE RUST IN PISS. PMS 186 C C240163 $7.00 THE TINY HUMANS STOLE MY SANITY THE TINY HUMANS STOLE MY SANITY PMS 7689 C C000080 $7.00 SAFETY FIRST, DRINK WITH A NURSE FIRST, WITH A NURSE PMS 186 C C000102 $7.00 SCHLEPPIN’ & SCHMOOZIN’ SCHLEPPIN’ & SCHMOOZIN’ PMS 7689 C SCIENCE DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE SCIENCE DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE PMS 7689 C C240073 $7.00 C240016 $7.00 PLEASE DON'T CONFUSE YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NURSING DEGREE PMS 7689 C C000112 $7.00 SEXY GRANDPA SEXY GRANDPA PMS 647 C C000155 $7.00 SOMETIMES I FEEL UGLY. THEN I LOOK AT MY SISTER AND I FEEL BETTER SOMETIMES I FEEL UGLY. THEN I LOOK AT MY SISTER AND I FEEL BETTER PMS 7689 C C240167 $7.00 SHUT UP LIVER, YOU'RE FINE PMS 7689 C C000129 $7.00 SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A STRESS BALL ISN'T FOR THROWING AT PEOPLE WHO STRESS YOU OUT? MEAN TO TELL ME BALL ISN'T FOR THROWING AT PEOPLE STRESS YOU OUT? PMS 186 C SOME DAYS I AMAZE MYSELF, OTHER DAYS I LOOK FOR MY PHONE WHILE I'M TALKING ON IT SOME DAYS I AMAZE MYSELF, OTHER DAYS I LOOK FOR MY PHONE WHILE I'M TALKING ON IT PMS 390 C SOMETIMES I FEEL UGLY. THEN I LOOK AT MY BROTHER AND I FEEL BETTER SOMETIMES I FEEL UGLY. THEN I LOOK AT MY BROTHER AND I FEEL BETTER PMS 186 C C240165 $7.00 C000143 $7.00 C240166 $7.00 NOW THAT WEED’S LEGAL, I'M READY FOR WHAT'S NEXT THAT LEGAL, READY FOR WHAT'S NEXT PMS 390 C C240056 $7.00 # 2017 15oz. Stemless Wine 2 5/8” width NURSES CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT THEY CAN SEDATE IT NURSES CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT THEY CAN SEDATE IT PMS 186 C C000076 $7.00 ONE SIP AWAY FROM TELLING YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ONE SIP AWAY FROM TELLING YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL PMS 1645 C C000096 $7.00 OVER THE HILL AND HALFWAY TO HELL OVER THE HILL AND HALFWAY TO HELL PMS 647 C C240061 $7.00 NOTHING MESSES UP MY FRIDAY MORE THAN REALIZING IT'S WEDNESDAY PMS 186 C C000145 $7.00
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38 THIS MOM RUNS ON CAFFEINE, WINE AND AMAZON PRIME PMS 238 C C000105 $7.00 TROPHY HUSBAND TROPHY HUSBAND PMS 647 C C000092 $7.00 TROPHY WIFE TROPHY WIFE PMS 186 C TRUE CRIME IS TO DIE FOR TRUE CRIME IS TO DIE FOR PMS 186 C C000093 $7.00 C240186 $7.00 WAKE THE BABY & I'LL CUT YOU WAKE THE BABY & I'LL CUT YOU PMS 186 C C240046 $7.00 WANNA BE MY SUGAR DADDY? PMS 238 C C240059 $7.00 WELL AREN'T YOU A LITTLE RAY OF PITCH BLACK WELL AREN'T YOU LITTLE RAY PITCH BLACK BLACK C000087 $7.00 WHAT A YEAR THIS WEEK HAS BEEN WHAT A YEAR THIS WEEK HAS BEEN PMS 647 C WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU FUCKS YOU UP MENTALLY WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU FUCKS YOU UP MENTALLY PMS 186 C C240162 $7.00 C240170 $7.00 WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME DAD? WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME DAD? PMS 647 C C000120 $7.00 WHY DO THEY WANT DINNER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT? WHY DO THEY WANT DINNER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT? PMS 7689 C WORLD'S GOODEST TEACHER WORLD'S GOODEST TEACHER PMS 186 C WHO ARE THESE KIDS AND WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME MOM? PMS 238 C C000119 $7.00 C000117 $7.00 C000081 $7.00 # 2017 15oz. Stemless Wine 2 5/8” width 1 3/4” height WORLD'S OKAYEST GOLFER WORLD'S OKAYEST GOLFER PMS 647 C WORLD'S OKAYEST MOM WORLD'S OKAYEST MOM PMS 238 C C240003 $7.00 C240189 $7.00 WORLD'S OKAYEST PICKLEBALLER PMS 186 C C240004 $7.00 Y'ALL NEED JESUS Y'ALL NEED JESUS PMS 1645 C C240010 $7.00 YES, I HAVE KIDS. NO, THEY DON'T KNOW HALF THE SHIT I USED TO DO YES, I HAVE KIDS. NO, THEY DON'T KNOW HALF THE SHIT I USED TO DO PMS 7689 C YOU ASSHOLES MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM WATCHING ME DO EVERYTHING YOU ASSHOLES MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM WATCHING ME DO EVERYTHING PMS 7689 C C240063 $7.00 C240185 $7.00 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY, I'LL TRAIN YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY, I'LL TRAIN YOU PMS 186 C C000101 $7.00
FOR IMMEDIATE SHIPPING
15OZ WINE GLASSES
SHIPS IN 6S IN STOCK
MY BOSS TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY SO I WENT HOME
Product Specs
PINT GLASSES
16 oz Capacity
Casepack: 6 Wholesale: $5.25
I'M NOT DRUNK, I'M JUST TALKING IN CURSIVE
DINER MUGS
10 oz Capacity Casepack: 6 Wholesale: $5.50
I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD?
UNISEX SOCKS
TERMS & CONDITIONS
Minimum for Opening Orders & Reorders: $250
Payment Methods: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover & ACH. Apply for Net 30 after 1-year. Funatic customers with approved credit may request Net 30 terms immediately.
Shipping: All orders ship UPS Ground from our warehouse in High Point, NC.
Backorders: Backorders will be cancelled if they are less than $100, older than 90-days, or shipping outside of the continental USA. All backorders will be automatically cancelled on Dec 16, 2024.
COCKTAIL NAPKINS
5x5” folded 3-ply/pack of 20
Casepack: 6
Wholesale: $2.50
One Size Fits Most Men 6-11/Women 7½-12 70% Cotton, 28% Poly Casepack: 6 Wholesale: $5.75 WELL AREN'T YOU A LITTLE RAY OF PITCH BLACK
STONE COASTERS
Cork backed, absorbent 4x4x.25” Casepack: 6
Wholesale: $2.50
I'M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD?
WINE GLASSES
15 oz Capacity
Casepack: 6
Wholesale: $7.00
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Late Payments & Interest: Late payments will incur a 1.5% per month finance charge, and customers are responsible for all fees associated with collecting past due balances.
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