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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild 2026 Catalog

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2026 WHOLESALE CATALOGUE


YOUR PURCHASES KEEP RETAIL HEALTHY At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, we take industry support seriously. When you buy from us, you help us give back to the community that keeps our world creative, curious, and connected. We’re proud to support these amazing organizations: Heart on Main Street – Empowering independent retailers through grants, education, and resources that help Main Street businesses thrive. Museum Store Association (MSA) – A community of cultural retailers who champion mission-based commerce, supporting museums and cultural non-profit retail in their vital educational work. Book Industry Charitable Foundation (Binc) – Providing financial assistance and disaster relief to booksellers and comic shop employees in need, helping keep book culture alive. ABOUT UNEMPLoYED PHiLoSoPHERS GUILD The Unemployed Philosophers Guild traces our origins back to 1990, when two creative and determined brothers from New York, Stephan and David, found themselves grappling with the challenges of making a living.

aspirations. For Stephan, it meant delving into the world of philosophy, while David became a historian and filmmaker.

In 1992, Stephan named the enterprise the Unemployed Philosophers Guild, One night they stumbled upon a unique a nod to the realization that making a process that enabled them to make livelihood as a philosopher was unlikely. pins and earrings that they successfully “Spinoza was a lens grinder,” he would sold on the gritty streets of Manhattan. often say. That initial success led to local stores expressing a keen interest in their products, and prompting requests for an expanded product line. This pivotal moment marked the beginning of our journey from selling on the streets to our present day “Ivory Tower.”

Thirty-four years after the two brothers started making pins and earrings in their mother’s kitchen, the Unemployed Philosophers Guild stands proudly as a group of artists, writers, philosophers, and unconventional thinkers, forging ahead with creativity and resilience. Today, the Guild is comprised of ten As demand for their distinctive creative people who bring their unique creations grew, the proceeds funded passions and energies to creating gifts the brothers’ graduate studies and also for your stores! allowed them to pursue their artistic


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NOTEPADS

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QUOTABLE NOTABLES

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STICKY NOTES

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ZIPPER BAGS

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SECULAR SAINT CANDLES

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JIGSAW PUZZLES

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FERTILE MINDS

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LIP BALM

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HEAT TRANSFORMING & TRADITONAL MUGS

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DISH TOWELS

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MAGNETIC BOOKMARKS

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MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES

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FINGER PUPPETS

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PLUSH DOLLS

TAROT DECKS

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MAGNETIC PLAY SETS

SOAP

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CABINET OF CURIOSITIES

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HAIR PINS

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DISPLAYS / IVORY TOWERS

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ENAMEL PINS

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NOTEBOOKS

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SCENTED CANDLES NEW PRODUCTS

$10.00 / $14.00 CDN MULTIPLES OF 6

Wit and wisdom — now set on fire (safely). This new line of hand-poured candles blends clever themes, layered fragrances, and striking designs. They’re made to illuminate your shelves — and spark conversations long after the match is struck.

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MIDNIGHT DREARY

Edgar Allan Poe’s celebrated poem (The Raven) takes olfactory form in a candle perfect for introspective evenings. Go ahead – write a poem about your studio apartment. Clove, Smoky Musk, Black Tea, and Dreams No Mortal Ever Dared to Dream Before #5989

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PEMBERLEY

Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice inspired a scent that harmonizes noble birth, and a certain air that brings people together in its figgy, luscious allure (you will love). Rhubarb, Earthy Fig, Sicilian Bergamot #5991

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STAR-CROSSED LOVE

TEA & MADNESS

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A scent that captures Shakespeare’s tragic paeon to love and longing and forbidden infatuation. Romeo and Juliet captured in a candle that renders any location a hide-away for secret romance. Midnight Jasmine, Ylang Ylang, Sandalwood, Italian Bergamot, and a Hint of Fortune’s Fool #5990

Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland is captured in every Curiouser and Curiouser whiff – whether you’re prone to following large white rabbits or you’ve been summoned by the Queen! Coconut Milk, Lemon Zest, Shortbread, a Splash of Earl Grey, and Much of a Muchness #5992

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MINOTAUR MUD BAR

Lose yourself in the lather. Earthy and bold, this soap brings the legend of the labyrinth straight to bath time. ginger #5986

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$1.80 / $2.60 CDN Multiples of 8.

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ACHILLES’ HEEL SCRUB

Invincibly clean — except for that one spot. A playful nod to epic heroism, this bar lathers richly while leaving skin refreshed. exfoliating oatmeal #5985

PERSEPHONE’S RETURN OF SPRING SOAP

Say goodbye to winter skin. A bright, seasonal bar that celebrates rebirth and renewal. pomegranate #5988

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MEDUSA’S RARE BEAUTY BAR

Stone-cold clean. Smooth, striking, and unforgettable — beauty with just a hint of danger. aloe and cucumber #5987

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$1.80 / $2.60 CDN Multiples of 8.

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POSEIDON’S TRIDENT & TRUE SOAP

King of the tub. A powerful, ocean-inspired bar worthy of the sea god himself. ocean rich #6006

ARMS & ARMOR MUG

Drawn from authentic historical sources, this handsome Arms and Armor Mug showcases European medieval armor, weaponry, and horse armor – as well as armor garnitures (complete suits of armor) and a diagram of armor pieces labeled. 12 oz. | 350 mL #5969

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$1.80 / $2.60 CDN Multiples of 8.

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MEDIEVAL CATS NOTEPAD

From manuscripts to meow-nuscripts and psalters to the Northumberland Bestiary – we owe a debt of gratitude to the bored monks and medieval artists who left us proof that cats have ignored humans since the Middle Ages. Medieval Cats Notepad will become your favorite… scratch pad. #5976 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$4.50 / $6.25 CDN Multiples of 6.

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NEW PRODUCTS JANE AUSTEN LOVERS NOTEPAD

The Jane Austen Lovers notepad stars four pairs of paramours – from Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Emma, and Persuasion – with quotes from the novels, as well as charming silhouettes of four couples. #5977

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MR. DARCY MUG

Raise a cup to Mr. Darcy — proud, brooding, and occasionally quotable. This Pride and Prejudice mug gathers his most memorable lines, from stiff self-reflection to the romance that finally wins Elizabeth Bennet’s heart. Perfect for tea, coffee, or silent pining. 14 oz. | 400 mL #5968 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$8.00 / $11.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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EDGAR ALLAN POE LITERARY PLACES MAGNETIC BOOKMARKS

MYSTERY LITERARY PLACES MAGNETIC BOOKMARKS

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Rue Morgue, Prospero’s Abbey, House of Usher, Montresor’s Cellar… and four more Gothic settings from Poe’s tales – now page-perfect as doublesided Magnetic Bookmarks. #5981 $3.50 / $5.00 CDN

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Who doesn’t love a good whodunit? Mark your place at 221B Baker Street, the Orient Express, Manderley, St. Mary Mead – in all, eight iconic locations and destinations …and all from classic mysteries. #5982 $3.50 / $5.00 CDN

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NEW PRODUCTS RICHARD SCARRY’S BUSY NOTES NOTEPAD

Four different Richard Scarry designs straight out of Busytown – featuring Lowly Worm, Goldbug, illustrated spelling words, and 23 Busytown drivers in 23 different things that go… #5975

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$4.50 / $6.25 CDN Multiples of 6.

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MAHJONG DISH TOWEL

On game night – or on any ordinary weeknight – this cheerful Mahjong Dish Towel with its classic tile images brings the fun of Mahjong to your kitchen. Its colorful Bamboos (Bams), Characters (Cracks), and Dots (“Circles”) will remind you to get your favorite crew back to the Mahjong table soon. #5978 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$6.50 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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IN THE KITCHEN NOTEPAD

Our In the Kitchen Notepad is simply perfect for shopping lists, recipes, errands, reminders …and midnight snack confessions. #5974 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$4.50 / $6.25 CDN Multiples of 6.

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N A P O R TI O O F S A LE S B E N E FI T GENDER ON LI B E R ATI T N MOVEME

SCAN THE QR CODE AND GET TO KNOW YOUR RIGHTS

FIRST AMENDMINTS

When was the last time you took a moment to appreciate the U.S. Constitution and the freedoms that uphold our democracy? “I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty and give me fresh breath!” – not Patrick Henry (not 1775) With First Amendmints, every speech you make can be a little more… chill. (First, check out the QR code linking to a “Know Your Rights” page.) #5967 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$1.95 / $3.00 CDN Multiples of 24.

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MARSHA P. JOHNSON SECULAR SAINT CANDLE

American social activist, organizer, and performer Marsha P. Johnson lived a conspicuous life; she used feminine pronouns, wore flowers in her hair, and once told a judge her middle initial stood for “Pay It No Mind.” She cared for homeless child Sylvia L. Rivera. Later they formed Street Transvestite Action Revolutionaries (STAR) and opened a shelter for trans/gay people – especially at-risk youth of color. The Secular Saint Candle pays tribute to Marsha, whose energy, enlightenment, and humor elevated the world; without her, this would be a lesser place to live and let live large. #5972 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$6.25 / $8.75 CDN Multiples of 6.

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BALLET MUG

Our graceful Ballet Mug shows classical ballet positions – Barre Work on one side and Center Work on the other – in all, more than 18 ballet moves, position terms, and poses illustrated and labeled. A thoughtful gift for the member of a corps de ballet, the soloist, the principal, or a ballet enthusiast. 12 oz. | 350 mL #5955

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$8.00 / $11.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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STAR TREK TEN FORWARD BAR TOWEL

Inspired by the galaxy’s most famous lounge, the Star Trek Ten Forward Bar Towel is a bar menu of Federation favorites: Bloodwine, Romulan Ale, and 2249 Chateau Picard… be sure to ask for the “special reserve items not to be found on menu” – and, without question: “Earl Grey, hot.” #5979 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$6.50 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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STAR TREK JEAN-LUC PICARD’S ENGAGEMINTS

A trim, compact tin of cooling mints featuring Captain Jean-Luc Picard of The Next Generation. Fit for Federation duty, it’s just the bold peppermint you need before you… Engage. #5966 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$1.95 / $3.00 CDN Multiples of 24.

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TRANSFORMING MUGS When you pour a steaming beverage into one of our heat-activated, color-changing Transforming Mugs, that changes everything – including the mug itself. Sip that lovely hot chocolate, coffee, or tea as new images emerge and enjoy your change of perspective!

$8.00 / $11.00 CDN MULTIPLES OF 4

FREE DISPLAY INSERTS INCLUDED WITH ALL YOUR ORDERS FOR TRANSFORMING MUGS

COLD SPOILERS! BEFORE-AND-AFTER VIEWS

EACH MUG FEATURES AN ORIGINAL UPG DESIGN

INDIVIDUALLY BOXED

OPEN AT THE TOP SO YOU CAN ADD LIQUID!

IMAGES TRANSFORM WHEN YOU POUR A HOT BEVERAGE

HOT

CARE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE – HAND WASH ONLY

HANDLE COMES FREE WITH EVERY MUG!

BEST-SELLERS

CONSTELLATION #2762

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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961

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BIRDS ON A WIRE #4746

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DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT #0025

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DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS #0982

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STAR TREK TRANSPORTER #4606

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MOON MUG

PLANET

Two gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and milestones. 14 oz./400 mL #5392

Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet in the solar system. 12 oz. /350 mL #5293

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CONSTELLATION

CLIMATE CHANGE

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#3869

Have coffee with the stars. Pour a hot beverage and 11 constellations emerge. 12 oz./350 mL #2762

Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Hey, you guys… where’d Florida go? 12 oz./350 mL

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COLD

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DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS

Dinosaurs in their prehistoric habitat transform into museum fossils! 14 oz./400 mL #0982

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ICE AGE MEGAFAUNA

Hot water transforms Pleistocene epoch giants, a wooly mammoth, a giant sloth, and saber-tooth cats, into museum exhibits. 14 oz./400mL #5825

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FLOWERS

Pour in hot water and watch 18 different species of Flowers appear – in dazzling color! This wonder of nature (and heat-changing science) transforms any table! 14 oz./400mL #5771

DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT The cat disappears, leaving only a grin. 10 oz./300 mL #0025

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COLD

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BIRDS ON A WIRE

BUTTERFLIES

This mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot water and watch the species appear in full color. 12 oz./350 mL #4746

Pour hot water to witness 18 real butterfly species reveal their true colors. 14 oz./400mL #5568

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JESUS SHAVES

Jesus needs hot water to shave! 14 oz./400 mL #0981

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RICHARD SCARRY’S CARS AND TRUCKS AND THINGS THAT GO

Join Lowly Worm, Mistress Mouse, Officer Flossy, and the rest of Busytown as they head to school, work, and vacation! 14 oz./400mL #5953

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SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT MUG SET

STAR TREK TRANSPORTER

Pour hot water into these two identical heat-transforming mugs to reenact Erwin Schrödinger’s famous thought experiment. Two mugs, each 10 oz /300 mL #4565 $14.00 / $20.00 CDN

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When you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and McCoy leave the Transporter Room and materialize on the other side, exploring the planet surface. Energize! 14 oz./400 mL #4606

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GREAT NUDES

VAN GOGH TRANSFORMING SELF-PORTRAIT MUG

Add a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) 14 oz./400 mL #2240

Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0125

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SHARK!

SEA TURTLES AT THE CORAL REEF

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Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water. 14 oz./400 mL #2985

Hot beverages reveal the coral reef and colorful creatures beneath. 14 oz./400mL #5833


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DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII

JANE AUSTEN’S REGENCY FINERY

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Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off. 12 oz./350 mL #0064

When the mug is warm, the young ladies change into lovely evening attire. 12 oz./350 mL #5690

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ALFRED HITCHCOCK

DAY OF THE DEAD / DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS

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This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles! 12 oz./350 mL #5360

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This Day of the Dead / Día de los Muertos heat-transforming mug makes every beverage festive! 12 oz./350 mL #5577

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PENGUIN PARTY GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSET

Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors! 14 oz./400 mL #1655

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When the mug is COLD, the penguins sport black-and-white formalwear for after six. When the mug is HOT, the penguins wear their most festive attire... the party’s just getting started. 12 oz. / 350 mL #5722

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MISTER ROGERS SWEATER CHANGING

BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG

On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds you to find time in your life to create. When you pour a hot beverage, his painting appears to inspire you. 14 oz./400 mL #4961

When you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan! 14 oz./400 mL #3748

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG

LANDMARK SUPREME COURT CASES

When the mug is cold, RBG wears her judicial robe. When the mug is hot, hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe. 12 oz./350 mL #5509

Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear. 12 oz./350 mL #1657

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DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES

DEMOCRATIC DREAM

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Add hot water and watch your rights disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0236

Add hot water, red states turn blue, the Democrats’ dreams come true. 12 oz./350 mL

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TRADITIONAL MUGS $8.00 / $11.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4 OPENING AT THE TOP LETS BEVERAGES FLOW IN & OUT

HANDLE — LETS YOU TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND YOUR LIQUIDS!

CLOSING AT THE BOTTOM KEEPS BEVERAGES FROM FLOWING OUT

INDIVIDUALLY BOXED

Our Traditional Mugs honor rituals established thousands of years ago when our ancestors quit drinking out of puddles. As philosophers, we’re all about tradition. We’re also about beauty, wisdom, love, justice, being, Being, apophasis, paralipsis, paralepsis… where was I? As you can see, all of our mugs are big ideas with a handle. Whether you’re fascinated by mathematical formulas or miniature art histories they just might make you a morning person. And with so many beautiful designs, our mugs will look good in front of your mug.

READY TO KEEP FOR YOURSELF

READY FOR GIFT-GIVING

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS #0065

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JANE AUSTEN #3764

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BRIEF HISTORY OF ART #1658

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GEOLOGIC TIME #5019

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THE LITERARY CAT #5375

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FRIDA DREAMS #4747

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FRIDA’S QUOTE IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH

BRIEF HISTORY OF ART

From Lascaux to Picasso. 16 oz./475 mL #1658

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FRIDA DREAMS

The perfect mug for Frida Kahlo’s many admirers — the realists and the dreamers alike. 12 oz./350 mL #4747

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FEATHER INSIDE

PAWPRINT INSIDE

THE ARTISTIC CAT

This transfixing mug understands inspiration is elusive. Unpredictable. Pounces, stirs things up. Features artists’ portraits of these beautiful muses. 12 oz./350 mL #5529

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THE ARTISTIC BIRD

The Artistic Bird Mug captures images of 22 topflight birds of art. 12 oz./350 mL #5873

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON MODERN ART

Own a work of art — one that employs a bold, minimal palette to depict 65 great modern artists from Courbet to Warhol. 9 oz./260 mL #5193

OUROBOROS INSIDE

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MEMENTO MORI

Perfect for people who need coffee or tea to... wake. 14 oz./400 mL #5723

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DRAGONS

Our Dragons Mug features 19 dragons from around the world… because Dragons! 14 oz./400mL #5824

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON ENGLISH MONARCHS

BEE GARDEN

A beautiful garden. A profusion of blooms. This Bee Garden Mug features watercolor paintings of 13 species of flowers irresistible to pollinators (and the people who love them.) 14 oz. / 400 mL #5801

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This drinking vessel depicts all the kings and queens from Alfred to Charles III… and one unfortunate Interregnum — more kings and queens than any other cup! 9 oz./260 mL #5192

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GEOLOGIC TIME

Our Geologic Time Mug will remind you of your days as an amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting shells on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making. 14 oz./400 mL #5019

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MATH MUG

20 of the most popular mathematical formulae. 14 oz./400 mL #0492

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I LOVE YOU MUG

This beautiful mug says “I Love You” forty ways. Remind your paramour of your steamy devotion over coffee at work, over cocoa on cozy evenings …and over breakfast. 12 oz./350 mL #5297

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MR. DARCY

Raise a cup to Pride and Prejudice’s Mr. Darcy — proud, brooding, and occasionally quotable. 14 oz./400 mL #5968

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FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. 14 oz./400 mL #2763

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JANE AUSTEN

Just the thing for women of independent means and superior men. 14 oz./400 mL #3764

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SHERLOCK HOLMES

Holmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images, and Sidney Pagets’ portrait of the world’s only consulting detective! 14 oz./400 mL #4638

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REMOVABLE LID

EDGAR ALLAN POE

Makes any beverage mysterious! 14 oz./400 mL #3356

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RICHARD SCARRY’S LOWLY WORM APPLECAR MUG

Richard Scarry’s beloved Applecar comes to life in this officially licensed sculpted mug! 8 oz./240 mL #5954

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A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM

A Midsummer Night’s Dream Mug makes your table setting… magical! #5802

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

The Bard’s best put-downs. 14 oz./400 mL #0065

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PAWPRINT INSIDE

PAWPRINT INSIDE

THE LITERARY CAT

THE LITERARY DOG

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Nine quotes from authors who cannot resist a kitten. Settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and vice-versa. 12 oz./350 mL #5375

The Literary Dog Mug features seven breeds of dog with seven dog-loving quotes from famous authors. 12 oz./350 mL #5770

IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON PHILOSOPHY

What is truth? What is happiness? What is the best place for my favorite libation? Here are 60 Western philosophers to help you with at least one of these questions. 9 oz./260 mL #4253

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I DRINK THEREFORE I AM / BIBIO ERGO SUM PHILOSOPHY MUG

When you’re grappling with The Meaning of Life, caffeine is a good place to start. 14 oz. / 400 mL #5931

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PRESIDENTIAL PETS

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

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Speak softly and carry a big stick…so we can play “Fetch”! 12 oz. / 350 mL #5662

29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. 14 oz./400 mL #0978

IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON THE UNITED STATES

This porcelain cup is made in the style of a traditional Japanese tea cup and debossed with original drawings of all 50 states…in the order they joined the United States! 9 oz./260mL #5383

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DRAG STORY HOUR

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A dozen-and-one spellbinding styles to take you from earnest Western work to Saturday night showy. Don’t you know somebody who could use a good boot? 12 oz / 350 mL #5875

Detailed illustrations showcase medieval weapons, shields, and full suits of European armor, drawn from authentic historical sources. 12 oz / 350 mL #5969


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ROCKY HORROR SHOW

Hot Patootie without burning your hands. 14 oz. / 400 mL #5857

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Start every day with a cult classic – and a celebration! Now you can pour steamy hot chocolate, coffee, or tea into an iconic mug that’s a Total Betty. 14 oz. / 400 mL #5904

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ROCKY HORROR SHOW TIME WARP

It’s just a jump to the left with this officiallylicensed Rocky Horror Show Time Warp mug! 14 oz. / 400 mL #5915

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STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK

Featuring an original design of starships — identified by name and registry — from various series. 14 oz./400mL #4378

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INSIDE READS “TO SERVE MAN”

MONTY PYTHON

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more! 14 oz. / 400 mL #2965

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THE TWILIGHT ZONE

Submitted for your approval: The Twilight Zone ceramic mug in its intriguing gift box, both featuring quotes and imagery from the original series… 12 oz. / 350 mL #5916

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NEW

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BALLET

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All aboard! The Steam Locomotive Mug showcases 16 wheel arrangement types with notations devised by legendary mechanical engineer F.M. Whyte. 12 oz. / 350 mL #5810

Depicts classical ballet positions — from the five foot placements to barre and center work. Elegant illustrations for dancers and admirers alike. 12 oz. / 350 mL #5955

FREUDIAN SIPS

When you say one thing but mean your mother! 12 oz./350 mL #0084

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YIDDISH INSULTS

Some occasions in life call for a bon mot – others demand this Yiddish Insults Mug. 14 oz./400 mL #5508

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DISH TOWELS

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$6.50 / $9.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4

17¼" × 25½" (45cm × 65cm)

Smarten up your kitchen and beautify your bar-b-que pit! Over your shoulder, our 100% Cotton Dish Towels give you that rakish look. Over your arm, you’ll be the rogue waiter who knows what goes into everything. Dangling from its built-in hanging loop or the handle of your refrigerator… what you have there is one debonair chef’s version of spurs. Bon appétit.

OUR DISH TOWELS CA N HANG

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TAROT

The entrancing Tarot Dish Towel features imagery from the Rider Waite tarot deck. Let it hang from the handle of your oven… or from your fridge… suspended in time… as you make a decision about dinner… #5838

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MAHJONG

Classic tile imagery brings good fortune to your kitchen or game night clean-up. #5978

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LOTERIA ®

Loteria® began in Renaissance Italy, traveled to Spain, then sailed to the New World, where Don Clemente Jacques reimagined their symbols. Steeped in the culture and history of Mexico, this dish towel will remind you of recipes handed down, meals with family and friends, and when the time comes to clear the table for a game of Loteria®… #5899

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EQUATIONS

These 33 formidable Equations from fields such as physics, applied mathematics, engineering, statistics, and many others – show our species at its nerdiest and most sublime. While you wait for that pot to boil, why not enjoy a few of our best ideas? (All things being equal.) #5908

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FOWL TOWEL

The Fowl Towel gets it right: 31 species of ducks, chickens, geese – and relatives, both fancy and plain. The Fowl Towel is for people who talk turkey, those who have all their ducks in a row (more or less), and all us chickens. #5836

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A MURDER OF CROWS AND OTHER ANIMAL GROUPINGS

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OWL TOWEL

Behold – it’s the Owl Towel and it’s a hoot! Fix your gaze upon 24 species of owl… Who will blink first? (You will – no contest. It will be you.) #5837

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GEOLOGIC TIME

If you like a crowded kitchen, here’s a murder of crows, a mob of emus, a leap of leopards… a total of 25 animal groups. Now while you’re waiting for water to boil you can hang with the gang – and some of these gangs have “interesting” names. Now you’ll always have company in the kitchen… and plenty of volunteers to lick the bowl. #5910

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Not just a beautiful kitchen accessory – this Geologic Time Dish Towel features key events and fossils for 26 eons, epochs, and eras. That’s right: for the last 4.55 billion years, everything was leading up to drying the dishes. Kind of puts things in perspective. #5841

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DISH TOWELS • $6.50 / $9.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4

FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

Now there is something to read while you wait for that pot to boil. Here’s the First Lines of Literature Dish Towel, with the opening lines from 39 different pot-boilers and fish stories and Most Illustrious Literary Voices. There’s a little taste for everyone! #5840

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LITERARY TASTES

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The enticing Literary Tastes Dish Towel serves up 18 savory quotes about food to enjoy between writers. #5839

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JANE AUSTEN TEA TOWEL

The Jane Austen Tea Towel shows tea-time fare of the Regency era, as well as Austen family Wedgwood ware (with oak leaf pattern). A pot of hot tea (with cream and sugar) and the warm currant rout-cake served beside a tart with fresh strawberries will entice you to join the party. #5898

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS Provide the feast! And bid the guests! They have a plentiful lack of wit. With friends like yours, you’ll need plenty of these high-brow low-brow taunts of the Bard’s. Here are 34 of them – and we only tell you that to prevent you taking off your shoes to count. #5897

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STAR TREK TEN FORWARD

Inspired by the galaxy’s most famous lounge. Features a bar menu of Federation-favorite cocktails. Absorbent, durable, and perfect for kitchens or bars. #5979

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KITCHEN ACCIDENTS

Spend time with the Kitchen Accidents Dish Towel – before you need to know your first aid skills are rusty and the fire extinguisher expired. You’ll find dozens of tips, best practices, remedies, supplies to have on hand – bread and aloe, eye wash and duct tape…always duct tape… Accidents happen. This handy dish towel shows you how to contend with them. #5842

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MONTY PYTHON

We use only the finest Monty Python quotes, dew-picked and lovingly printed with dozens of iconic illustrations – Arthur (King of the Britons), Harold (a clever sheep), delicate terms for a parrot (deceased), and easyto-follow images approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks. #5828

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MONA LISA STAIN-BY-NUMBERS

Kitchen spills meet classic portraiture in this Mona Lisa Stain-byNumbers Dish Towel. Simply identify the color of a splash or spill, find its corresponding number at the border, and stain that area of your “canvas.” Every drip and spatter will slowly complete this masterpiece-to-be. Leonardo da Vinci’s unfinished works hang in museums – yours will hang in your kitchen. #5909

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MAGNETIC BOOKMARKS

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$3.50 / $5.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

DOUBLESIDED

EASY TO CLIP

STRONG ENOUGH TO STAY PUT

Whether you’re deep in the mists of a romantasy realm, wandering through a Regency ballroom, or fleeing from something that definitely goes bump in the night, these doublesided Magnetic Bookmarks keep you in the right place. THEMED TO TRANSPORT YOU TO YOUR FAVORITE BOOKISH ESCAPE

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MYSTERY #5982 BEST SELLER

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MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES

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A MAGNET ON YOUR FRIDGE

Every Magnetic Personality is a puppet on your finger and a magnet on your fridge or locker. Each original design captures the personality of a remarkable individual…

APPROX. 4" TALL

Do you know this woman?

On December 1, 1955, the “Matriarch of the Civil Rights Movement” was jailed for defiance of unjust laws. Principled and soft-spoken, this long-time activist risked safety, life, and livelihood protesting segregation. DRESSED IN PERIOD CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES

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Rosa Parks joined countless patriots before her, such as Claudette Colvin, Aurelia E. S. Browder, Susie McDonald, and Mary Louise Smith – not to mention, a century earlier in NYC, Elizabeth Jennings Graham (with her lawyer and future U.S. President, Chester A. Arthur). Justice requires brave citizens to fight for the Land of the Free.

BRIEF BIOGRAPHY

ESSENTIAL INFORMATION

It’s all who you know.

All Magnetic Personalities include a tag with brief bio, important dates and a thoughtful introduction to one of our original thinkers and cultural icons. Why not surround yourself with Magnetic Personalities? Get to know real characters — and people of real character.

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LITTLE THINKERS

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is home to dozens of Little Thinkers — plush companions as inspiring as they are cuddly. Each one sports its own handy tag filled with enlightening biographical information.

APPROX. 11" TALL

DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS

More dignified than a dolly. Better than a bobble-head.

EACH IS DRESSED AS THEY DRESSED

Little Thinkers are characters with character.

INDIVIDUAL BIO TAG

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FASCINATING FACTS

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TAROT DECKS

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BOOKSHELF-WORTHY BOXED SET!

HARD-BOILED MAJOR ARCANA!

THRILLING MINOR ARCANA!

INSTRUCTION BOOK DESCRIBES EVERY CARD IN DRAMATIC DETAIL!

THE PULP TAROT

78 SENSATIONAL CARDS!

THE HORROR TAROT

The Horror Tarot reimagines the traditional Tarot, with 78 unique cards set in the world of horror comics and illustration, horror movies, fan magazines, and paperbacks. Whether divination or revelation, each Tarot reading is an invitation to hours of engagement – on your own or in the company of friends. #5829

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Tarot decks were 15th century playing cards – later tools for divination. Pulp magazines peaked with Depression-era longing for escapism – living on in modern forms and genres. Both Pulp and Tarot are sources of stories that stir primal responses – love and bravery, fear and happiness, suspense and surprise – to give us a chance to reimagine ourselves. The Pulp Tarot recasts the Tarot deck with characters from the history of pulp illustration. Each member of this new ensemble brings a fresh POV, unexpected insight... What thrilling sense of discovery will this unique collection bring to your narrative? #5735

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THE SCI-FI TAROT

This complete 78-card Tarot deck with Space-Age art is inspired by 70 years of futuristic illustration. Gaze in awe as robots, aliens, astronauts and bug-eyed monsters interact with the immortal imagery of the Tarot. The Sci-Fi Tarot Instruction Book guides you through the Major Arcana and all four suits of the Minor Arcana. The future has never looked so retro. #5902

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MINTS

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Our collection of super-strong Mints give your day a burst of flavor.You’ll always want to have a few of these sensational little sensations close at hand. Our clever little tins click shut and drop discreetly into your pocket or purse. Go ahead – offer a mint so entertaining, it won’t even seem like a hint! MINTS MADE IN THE

U.S.A. SUGARFREE VEGAN

PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 12

SMALL MINT DISPLAY

LARGE MINT DISPLAY

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FOAM SWEET FOAM SOAP

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HAIR PINS

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Decorative Hair Pins tame your mane – but that’s all that’s tame about them! These flat pins are crafted to hold all hair types in place. And they’re not just useful – they make an impression! These blissful pin trios are colorful enamel accessories with unexpected designs. Go ahead – show the world what’s on your mind! Approx. 2½" / 6 cm length

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#5103 SEE PAGE 91

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ENAMEL PINS

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Wear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel! Our line of colorful die-cast Enamel Pins features historical figures, cultural icons, and big ideas. They’re packaged in sets of two (or more) with rubber pin backs.

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ENAMEL PINS • $7.50 / $9.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4

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NOTEBOOKS

54

$2.50 / $3.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild makes dozens of pocket Notebooks to keep you organized and inspired. Your ideas deserve better than a boring white pad – so give them a launch pad! 3½" × 5" (9 × 13 cm) | 48 PP. | 120 GSM PAPER

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SPINNING COUNTERTOP NOTEBOOK DISPLAY

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BOTANY – A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK

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MARS PASSPORT

The Moon Passport notebook has plenty of pages to keep track of your missions on Earth. Bonus fold-out extras, including moon phases, glossary, maps, and charts!

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A beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders. FULL SIZE 5" × 7" #4371 #3394

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STAR TREK ENGINEERING

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CANADA PASSPORT

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Now fans of A.A. Milne’s original classic Winnie-the-Pooh can write a Clever Idea or a Clever Plan in this Hundred Acre Wood notebook. #5763

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NOTEBOOKS • $2.50 / $3.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6 NEVERLAND PASSPORT

WONDERLAND PASSPORT

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HELL PASSPORT

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PAN AM TRAVELER’S NOTEBOOKS

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NOTEPADS

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$4.50 / $6.25 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

65 PP. | STURDY BACK 8¼" × 4¼" (21 × 11 cm)

Make every minute count with our themed Notepads – each with four unique alternating page designs to entice your big ideas.

Not just for the grocery LIST… Notepads are for the reaLIST, the ideaLIST, your inner individuaLIST… 65 pages of compelling places to work out your next move… Good thinks come to those who write.

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NOTEPADS • $4.50 / $6.25 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6 JANE AUSTEN LOVERS

The Jane Austen Lovers Notepad stars four pairs of paramours – from Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Emma, and Persuasion – with quotes from the novels, as well as charming silhouettes of four couples – heroines who hold out for love, brooking disappointment with humor, intelligence, and conviction… and the leading men who prove themselves worthy.. #5977

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Why waste precious time composing threats, curses, and put-downs when you can treat your foes to a parti-coloured horde of sweet abuse? The Shakespearean Insults Notepad has 65 unique alternating pages, and more than a dozen insults (no mothers) – proving Shakespeare did more than squander his eloquence and ardor on a couple of sticky love poems. #5957

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WINNIE-THE-POOH

This fun and colorful Winniethe-Pooh Notepad features practically everybody from Hundred Acre Wood – Eeyore, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Rabbit... and Christopher Robin. Four different designs showcase four different adventures! #5935

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$4.50 / $6.25 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6 • NOTEPADS

NEW

MEDIEVAL CATS

From manuscripts to meownuscripts and psalters to the Northumberland Bestiary – we owe a debt of gratitude to the bored monks and medieval artists who left us proof that cats have ignored humans since the Middle Ages. Medieval Cats Notepad will become your favorite… scratch pad. #5976

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MEMO MORI

The Memo Mori Notepad features four unique page styles, each with a cenotaph to record important dates and worldly deeds. Now you won't miss that appointment to get your teeth cleaned... as each page reminds you: this, too, shall pass. #5892

Il50 57c^)*@)ZP MEMENTO MORI

ADIEU MY FRIENDS

FUGIT HORA

YESTERDAY FOR ME & TO DAY FOR THEE

NEW

RICHARD SCARRY’S BUSY NOTES

Four different Richard Scarry designs straight out of Busytown – featuring Lowly Worm, Goldbug, illustrated spelling words, and 23 Busytown drivers in 23 different things that go… #5975

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NOTEPADS • $4.50 / $6.25 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

NEW

IN THE KITCHEN

Our In the Kitchen Notepad is simply perfect for shopping lists, recipes, errands, reminders …and midnight snack confessions. #5974

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PAD THAI

The Pad Thai Notepad celebrates the cuisine of Thailand through four famous pad dishes (Pad is Thai for stir-fried). From beloved noodle dishes (Pad Thai, Pad See Ew) to the delicious rice-based Khao Pad, and cashew chicken (Gai Pad Med Mamuang), it’s perfect for your spicy, sweet, sour, or salty scribbles. #5933

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BEST SELLER

PAD SEE EW

KHAO PAD

STAR TREK

Whether you’re planning to explore a Federation planet, treat crew members for Rigelian Fever, monitor the warp core, or chart an unknown star system, the Star Trek Notepad has plenty of room to document all the details you’ll need to carry out your next mission in the Final Frontier. #5936

Il50 57c^)*%$?K


$4.50 / $6.25 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6 • NOTEPADS

MICROBIOLOGY

SEA LIFE

If you think small things are a big deal, you'll appreciate the Microbiology Notepad in a big, big way. There are four unique page designs, each one featuring the little things in life...small creatures and small structures to inspire your big ideas. #5895

Ever looked under the waves? There’s plenty to write about below the surface. Four alternating original page designs with four different page formats: Great White Shark, Turtle Hatchlings, Kelp Forest, and Cetaceans (whales and dolphins). The salty Sea Life Notepad fits in your hand or beach bag with enough writing space to get granular. #5934

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PLANT CELL

DNA REPLICATION

GREAT WHITE SHARK

PROTOZOA!

MITOSIS

TURTLE HATCHLINGS

KELP FOREST

CETACEANS

BEST SELLER

FUN & GAMES

OPTICAL ILLUSIONS

Il50 57c^)*@ +U

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Looking for a good time? These four unique page styles keep your pencil playful. Make a list. Sketch a project. Create a plan. See what happens when your pen wanders while you work. The Fun & Games Notepad lets you procrastinate creatively. #5894

MAKE FACES

NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST

You won’t believe your eyes… the Optical Illusions Notepad features four unique page designs – perfect for scribbly notes, furtive lists, nefarious schemes, and any occasion when you notice that things are not…quite… right. #5893

PERSISTENT DOTS

IT’S A DRAW!

FIND THE RIGHT WORD…

IMPOSSIBLE TRIDENTS

IMPOSSIBLE BOX

WIGGLY LINES!

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PENCILS

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$5.00 / $6.75 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

COLORFUL PAINT-DIPPED ENDS

We wrote with a stylus for millennia. Employed a feather quill for centuries. Filled our fountain pens for decades. Now our new number one is the good ol’ No. 2. These sets of six unique Pencils make sure your writing and doodles always have a point. IN SETS OF SIX UNIQUE DESIGNS

#2 WOODEN PENCILS, UNSHARPENED

7½" × 2¼" × 3⁄8"

SLIDING-DRAWER BOXED (WAFER SEALED)


$5.00 / $6.75 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6 • PENCILS BEST SELLER

SPACE

Calculate the next planetary conjunction with the Space Pencil Set. Phases of the Moon / Comets / Satellites / Solar Spectrum / Life Cycle of the Sun / Solar System #5912

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LIFE SCIENCES

You don’t have to be a zoologicalbotanologist to declare your love of life in all its simple complexity! Cell Division / DNA Double Helix / Evolution / Human Vertebrae / Blood Cells / Photosynthesis #5911

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BEST SELLER

Hunt for six wild animals without leaving the den. Raccoon / Red Fox / Eastern Cottontail Rabbit / Bobcat / Great Horned Owl / Grizzly Bear #5889

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IMPRESSIONISTS

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You’re holding a small-scale exhibit – expressive, visionary, evoking the style of the masters. Note your ideas. Capture a sketch. When your muse drops in, let her find you working… Mary Cassatt / Édouard Manet / Georges Seurat / Vincent van Gogh / Pierre-Auguste Renoir / Claude Monet #5887

TREES

Whether you live near a forest, an arboretum, or a city park, with the Trees Pencil Set you can identify these North American species by foliage, distinctive bark, and common name. Beech / Birch / Oak / Sequoia / Spruce / Sycamore #5890

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BEST SELLER

MODERNISTS

Keep the Modernists Pencil Set close at hand – in your home, your studio, or your home studio. Now you’ll be equipped to express yourself the moment inspiration strikes! Fernand Léger / Helen Frankenthaler / Mark Rothko / Georges Braque / Piet Mondrian / Jackson Pollock #5888

ANIMAL TRACKS

FACES OF THE RENAISSANCE Six masterful painters remind us: work takes effort – originality defines profound observation. Slide open the box, reveal a pocket gallery – beautiful art for inspiration; gorgeous pencils to carry it through. Hans Holbein the Younger / Sandro Botticelli / Jan Jansz Mostaert / Lavinia Fontana / Raphael / Leonardo da Vinci #5913

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

Who better than The Bard to observe and point up human folly? Richard III / As You Like It / Love’s Labour’s Lost / King Lear / A Midsummer Night’s Dream / All’s Well That Ends Well #5952

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GO FIGURE

Let x be your favorite set. Take these handsome pencils everywhere there’s calculating, factoring, or figuring… After all, when’s the last time someone checked your math? Go figure. Irrational Numbers / Measure for Measure / Number Systems / Sequences / π / Million, Billion, Bazillion #5885

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QUOTABLE NOTABLES

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$1.75 / $2.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild does not believe in dashing off a thumb-typed text when you can send a handsome Quotable Notable Greeting Card. Each one comes packaged in an acetate sleeve with a brief biography on the back, an envelope, and its own colorful sticker sheet filled with quotes, images, and greetings so you can customize your card.

1. OPEN YOUR QUOTABLE NOTABLE

LETTER-SIZED ENVELOPE

Give your thumbs a rest. QUOTABLE NOTABLE

2. ADORN YOUR MESSAGE

STICKER SHEET

MINI BIOGRAPHY ON BACK

3. TUCK INSIDE THE ENVELOPE

8¾" × 4" 4. SEND OFF RIGHT AWAY!

BEST-SELLERS

FRIDA KAHLO #0218

MISTER ROGERS #3885

ROSIE THE RIVETER #0586

BOB ROSS #5301

EDGAR ALLAN POE #0209

ALBERT EINSTEIN #0204

VINCENT VAN GOGH #0210

ANDY WARHOL #0939

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HISTORY & POLITICS

WINSTON CHURCHILL #1784

DAVY CROCKETT #2957

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN #0574

RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5596

CHE GUEVARA #0199

ALEXANDER HAMILTON KAMALA D. HARRIS #4940 #5672

JOHN F. KENNEDY #2224

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN #0966

BARACK OBAMA #0609

BEST SELLER

ROSA PARKS #2223

THEODORE ROOSEVELT #0937

ROSIE THE RIVETER #0586

SITTING BULL #2958

GEORGE WASHINGTON #1783

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ANGEL (GIOTTO) #0983

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POPE FRANCIS #4418

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PHILOSOPHY

MOSES #0940

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JEAN-PAUL SARTRE #0505

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SOCRATES #0211

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LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN #0205

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QUOTABLE NOTABLES • $1.75 / $2.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

AUTHORS & LITERATURE BEST SELLER

ALICE #0583

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EDGAR ALLAN POE #0209

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JANE AUSTEN #0202

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0215

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EMILY DICKINSON #0303

RALPH WALDO EMERSON #0578

L.M. MONTGOMERY #5268

HENRY DAVID THOREAU #0501

WALT WHITMAN #0304

OSCAR WILDE #1785

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SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY BEST SELLER

MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE #4417

CHARLES DARWIN #0478

ALBERT EINSTEIN #0204

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STAR TREK

BEST SELLER

SIGMUND FREUD #0203

NIKOLA TESLA #3658

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CAPTAIN KIRK #4581

SPOCK #4580

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VISUAL & PERFORMING ARTS BEST SELLER

DAVID BOWIE #5764

SALVADOR DALÍ #0230

ISADORA DUNCAN #0494

DUKE ELLINGTON #5766

ALFRED HITCHCOCK #5361

BILLIE HOLIDAY #3326

FRIDA KAHLO #0218

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THE KISS (KLIMT) #0232

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JOHN LENNON #5768

LEONARDO DA VINCI #0941

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BEST SELLER

PABLO PICASSO #0945

REMBRANDT VAN RIJN #0591

MISTER ROGERS #3885

BEST SELLER

BOB ROSS #5301

FREDDIE MERCURY #5765

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VINCENT VAN GOGH #0210

CLAUDE MONET #0231

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ANDY WARHOL #0939

THE SCREAM (MUNCH) #0235

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FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT #0589

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STICKY NOTES

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$4.50 / $6.45 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

EACH BOOKLET SHRINKWRAPPED

EVERY STICKY NOTE BOOKLET FEATURES INDIVIDUAL NOTE DESIGNS DOZENS OF NOTES IN EACH BOOKLET

Our handy, eye-catching Sticky Note Booklets hold dozens and dozens of notes and page markers with individual designs. They’re better than a memo pad and more fun than those oh-sosquare ordinary sticky notes.

PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 6

BEST SELLER

BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING #5004

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BEST SELLER

EDGAR ALLAN POE #5827

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FRIDA KAHLO “REFLECTIONS” #0529

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BEST SELLER

JANE AUSTEN #5755

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$4.50 / $6.45 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6 • STICKY NOTES

STICKY HUNNY NOTES #5940

SCREAM NOTES #5754

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS #0533

MUSICAL NOTES #0532

BUDDHA #0611

WONDERLAND #2781

STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION #5950

MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING STICKY NOTES #3048

TINNED FISH #5930

MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD #3820

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BEST SELLER

STAR TREK #4427

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HIGH NOTES #5734

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FEMINOTES #1818

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DOCUMENT FIRST AID #3647

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FREUDIAN SLIPS #0114

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ZIPPER BAGS

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$8.00 / $11.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4

Everybody needs a home-away-from-home for their super-important stuff, so reach for our roomy, sturdy Zipper Bags: • • • • • •

Stash a spare leash for the dog park Lug your lock for your Pilates locker Carry coupons for the car wash Rescue your kid’s loose crayons Is your package of Swedish fish swimming around in your purse? Save them! Grab your vitamins and favorite teabags on the way to work

We make the perfect pouches, loaded with features… INTERIOR POCKET FOR YOUR ID, CREDIT CARD, OR BUS PASS

HOLDS: • PENS AND PENCILS • BRUSHES AND SHADOWS • SNACKS AND MORE SNACKS

STANDS ON ITS OWN — STAYS OPEN FOR BUSINESS ON YOUR DESK, WORKBENCH, OR COUNTERTOP. THEN ZIP IT UP AND ZIP OFF!

REUSABLE METAL CHAIN EACH BAG HAS AN INDIVIDUAL HANG TAG… … THAT FOLDS AND FITS IN THE INTERIOR POCKET FACTS AND FEATURES AND FASCINATING READING

HANDY HANG LOOP

ZIPPER BAGS ARE 5" × 9" — COMPACT YET ROOMY! 100% COTTON BAG

CONTACT INFORMATION IN CASE YOUR BAG GOES ON ADVENTURES

BEST-SELLERS

JANE AUSTEN #5324

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BAG #5380

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TAROT BAG #5696

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EDGAR ALLAN POE #5843

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IDENTICAL DESIGN FRONT & BACK UNESS NOTED

$8.00 / $11.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4 • ZIPPER BAGS

BACK

BOB ROSS

If you’re a fan of Bob Ross and you love The Joy of Painting – this is your bag. On one side: the 13 colors he used most (so you can load your palette the way he did!) On the other side: an encouraging quote and art from a characteristic painting (to keep you inspired!) The colorful tag features facts about Bob Ross, his favorite “wet on wet” technique, and his place in art history. This beautiful pouch is fully-lined and has an inner card pocket. It’s just the place to stow your brushes! #5737

FRONT

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GEORGIAN FASHION

The Georgian Fashion Zipper Bag showcases styles of the era (1714-1847), with a Tricorne hat, Reticule, Square-toed shoe, Ivory brisé fan, Top hat, White chip bonnet with feather and many other wardrobe items and accessories that made women spectacular and men smashing — in no way deserving taunts of “Macaroni.” #5900

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FRONT

FRIDA KAHLO

H SPANISE ON TH K B AC

Every creative act is a self-portrait of a sort, so carry all your supplies and inspirations in this Frida Bag and let the master artist remind you to paint your own reality. #5399

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BEST SELLER JANE AUSTEN

The Jane Austen Zipper Bag is just the place to keep all the small things you need: a bottle of ink and a pen, a stack of letters tied with a ribbon, a needle and thread. This pouch is for those who recognize that the small is not inevitably the trivial. #5324

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CABLES & PORTS

Whether you grew up with a pager and a Walkman – or a Palm Pilot and a 32MB MP3 player – or your phone is all you’ll ever need – the Cables & Ports Zipper Bag will help keep your tech together. #5901

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IDENTICAL DESIGN FRONT & BACK UNESS NOTED

BACK

LOTERIA

Since the early 1900s, Loteria has traveled through Mexico – and throughout the world – making friends along the way! The Loteria Zipper Bag is a celebration of low-tech fun, spur-of-the-moment gatherings, and time well-spent with neighbors, friends, and family. Now you can take the fun along – classic art and 42 bold, bright Loteria card images. Go everywhere with the Loteria Zipper Bag. #5922

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EDGAR ALLAN POE

On both sides there’s a dashing portrait of Edgar Allan Poe surrounded by a dozen quotes from his life and works – The Raven, Murders in the Rue Morgue, stories, poems, a personal letter… This sturdy canvas pouch is the perfect place to stash that which you cannot bear to lose – your crow quill pen, a bottle of ink (black as night). #5843

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BACK

TAROT

The wondrous Tarot Zipper Bag is bedecked (!) with images from the classic Rider Waite tarot deck. Whether you need a fascinating pouch to carry your own cards or a zipper bag to hold your fortune, you’ll agree – it’s divine. #5696

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ALCHEMY

The Alchemy Zipper Bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it’s important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, and all the necessities for your transformation. It’s the perfect accessory for the person of substance. #5323

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YOGA

The Yoga Zipper Bag features original drawings to illustrate 15 poses. For those who believe practice makes practiced. Namaste. #5322

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IDENTICAL DESIGN FRONT & BACK UNESS NOTED

$8.00 / $11.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4 • ZIPPER BAGS

BACK

PASTA

Our tasty Pasta Zipper Bag includes Pellegrino Artusi’s classic 1891 recipe for Salsa di Pomodoro (Tomato Sauce). Buon appetito! Buon accessorio! #5327

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MISTER ROGERS

The Mister Rogers Zipper Bag is a special place to keep your special things. It’s special on the inside with plenty of room and a little pocket for your ID cards. It’s special on the outside with images of Trolley, X the Owl, King Friday XIII, other citizens of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe – and Mister Rogers, himself! It’s a pouch for your pencils with quotes to remind everyone: You are special! #5738

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BACK

MUSHROOMS

We call them “vegetables” yet they are not plants. They’re carnivores yet they are not animals. Our Mushrooms Zipper Bag features 23 species of these otherworldly sci-fi fungi found on our world. Will that fungus be tasty or toxic? Healthy or hallucinogenic? Always ask a mycologist. #5835

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BEST SELLER SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring… (shudder). Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults Bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. #5380

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BACK

WEED

Grass. Hemp. Hay. Bud. Forage. Herb. Why all the euphemisms? We’re all adults here. “Weed” is just another word for “plant” …a righteous, righteous plant. Our 100% cotton zip-up Weed Bag honors these beautiful yet misunderstood works of nature. #5398

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SECULAR SAINTS

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$6.25 / $8.75 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has created these unscented Secular Saints Candles for our unenlightened times. The portrait of a cultural luminary appears on the front of the votive, and there are special features beautifully rendered on the reverse. They are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”). MADE IN THE

SAINT’S NAME PATRONAGE RICH COLOR PORTRAIT

SAINT’S DAY (BIRTHDAY)

INDIVIDUAL CUSTOM “PRAYER” TO INSPIRE AND ENLIGHTEN

ILLUMINATED WITH GOLD FOIL

CALLIGRAPHIC LETTERING FINE PAPER WITH EMBOSSED DETAILS

U.S.A.

BURN TIME UP TO 80 HOURS

COUNTERTOP SECULAR SAINTS CANDLE DISPLAY

#3804 SEE PAGE 91

2" DIAMETER 8" TALL

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BEST-SELLERS

FRIDA KAHLO #3291

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EDGAR ALLAN POE #4562

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HARRIET TUBMAN #5225

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BEST SELLER

JOHN LENNON

FREDDIE MERCURY

FRIDA KAHLO

BOB ROSS ®

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#4282

#5418

NEW

#3291

BEST SELLER

#5713

BEST SELLER

MARSHA P. JOHNSON

HARRIET TUBMAN

RUTH BADER GINSBURG

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

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#5225

#5645

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JANE AUSTEN

JAMES BALDWIN

EDGAR ALLAN POE

TONI MORRISON

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#4562

#5749

NOAM CHOMSKY

CARL SAGAN

CHARLES DARWIN

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#3309

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JIGSAW PUZZLES

79

$9.25 / $12.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 2

ALL BOXES 9" × 12½" × 2" (23 × 32 × 5 cm)

There’s nothing like the satisfying click when a piece of the puzzle fits. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild invites you to join us over a Jigsaw Puzzle!

PUZZLE ART ON ALL 6 SIDES!

1000 PIECES THAT CLICK (SNUG FIT!) LOW DUST MATTE FINISH/LOW GLARE

BEST-SELLERS

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS #5664

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PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

The United States is a proud nation of individuals who want to RETURN TO NORMALCY and to vote FOR A NEW DEAL. Whether you proclaim I LIKE IKE or you like LBJ FOR THE USA, you’ll enjoy this colorful Presidential Campaign Slogans Jigsaw Puzzle. A collection of mottos and rallying cries, buttons and banners and badges – it’s for everyone who believes THIS IS OUR YEAR… isn’t that all of us? 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5684

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MISTER ROGERS

Spend time with UPG’s Mister Rogers Jigsaw Puzzle. You’ll enjoy dozens of colorful quotes and song lyrics, images of his iconic sweater and Trolley, as well as characters from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. We’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like him. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5661

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AGE OF THE DINOSAURS

TWO PUZZLES IN ONE!

Put together one side to see these terrible lizards come to life in their Mesozoic Era habitat – then take it apart and reassemble the dinosaur skeleton exhibit in your local museum. UPG’s Age of the Dinosaurs doublesided Jigsaw Puzzle is two puzzles in one for long-lasting fun! 11¾" × 35⅜" (30cm × 90cm) #5686

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A BRIEF HISTORY OF ART

From the Lascaux Cave paintings in prehistoric France… all the way to the Abstract end-of-the-20th-century USA, now you can relive the history of Western Art in a single weekend! Each time you assemble UPG’s A Brief History of Art jigsaw puzzle, you receive an entire course in Art History in a mere fraction of the time! 11¾" × 35⅜" (30cm × 90cm) #5630

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$9.25 / $12.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 2 • JIGSAW PUZZLES BEST SELLER

GREAT FLOWERS

We’ve gathered the most beautiful blossoms ever painted to bring you the Great Flowers Jigsaw Puzzle. Pick a forget-me-not (Jan van Kessel the Elder), a rowdy sunflower or two (guess who!) and a rose (Manet) is a rose (Klimt) is a rose (Fantin-Latour) More than 70 flowers, with no two alike. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5753

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FRIDA’S GARDEN

Spend time in Frida’s Garden in the flourishing company of lively animals, colorful blooms and lush succulents, green foliage… and that most mysterious of creatures, Diego. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5685

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

UPG’s formidable Shakespearean Insults Jigsaw Puzzle is more Shakespearean and more insulting than any other – with invective from every single play in which the Bard is known to have had a hand! 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5664

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GREAT FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

Great writers show how it’s done: with drama, humor, and wisdom. UPG’s Great First Lines of Literature Jigsaw Puzzle is as packed as the best kind of bookshelf with intriguing first lines from dozens of writers. Classic works – adventure, science fiction, romance, mystery – these wonderful quotes will draw you in for hours of engagement. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5627

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JANE AUSTEN LITERARY LINES

Janeites, unite! Here is a handsome Jigsaw Puzzle featuring Jane Austen’s works! Each quote is rendered by hand, charmingly filigreed, and ornamented to pleasing effect. You’ll lose yourself for hours in this captivating puzzle – a new way to surround yourself with Jane Austen’s words – her wit, her empathy, and her still-brilliant observations about a party. It’s genius. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5628

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FERTILE MINDS

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$6.00 / $7.75 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4 • APPROX. 2" D × 3" H (5×7.5cm)

DISPLAY CARDS INCLUDED

These handsome Fertile Minds ceramic planter pots can hold a mini flowerpot — or drop in a handful of small stones, fill with potting soil, and plant a seed. Go on, make the world more cultivated. COMES IN A GIFT BOX


$6.00 / $7.75 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4 • FERTILE MINDS

EDGAR ALLAN POE “An immortal instinct, deep within the spirit of man, is thus, plainly, a sense of the Beautiful.” This Fertile Minds planter pot in the image of Edgar Allan Poe will bring mystery and beauty to your home. It’s genius. #5584

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ALBERT EINSTEIN

Albert Einstein, the later-life vegetarian, is now a smart ceramic décor accent. It’s the perfect place to plant a lovely little Mammillaria elongata 'Cristata' — you know, a brain cactus. #5534

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SIGMUND FREUD

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JANE AUSTEN

VINCENT VAN GOGH

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The Sigmund Freud planter pot holds a small cactus (for when you’re feeling prickly). Of course, you could always cultivate aromatic herbs if you prefer headier stuff.

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Don’t wait for beauty. A seedling in your Fertile Minds planter pot with the image of Frida Kahlo will transform your home. #5536

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LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN

Want to add a dash of drama to your décor? This miniature bust of Ludwig van Beethoven will give your music room a little dun dun dun DUNNNNNNN! #5585

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Wm. Shakespeare’s imagination brought us “a rose by any other name” and now he can grow your kitchen herbs. (Will might suggest marjoram, thyme, rosemary, mint…) #5533

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This charming Jane Austen planter pot makes a cozy addition to your nightstand or a sunny windowsill. What would make the winter melt faster than growing Sweet William from seed and then transplanting to your window box? #5539

It’s true: “great things are not done just by impulse, but are a series of small things put together.” This Vincent van Gogh ceramic planter pot will add an artistic touch to your workspace or your home — perhaps in The Bedroom. #5538

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LIP BALM

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Lip Balms from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are delicious, highquality concoctions wrapped up in fetching and fun-to-read packages. ATTRACTIVE 3 ½" × 4 ½" BLISTER PACK READY TO DISPLAY

FILLED WITH LOTS OF GOOD STUFF! MISSING LOTS OF BAD STUFF!

NET WT. .15 OZ. (4.25 G)

PROTECTS YOUR LIPS AGAINST THE ELEMENTS (NOT LEAD OR MENDELEVIUM, OF COURSE — WE WERE THINKING MORE LIKE WIND AND COLD)

MADE IN THE

U.S.A.

WITH IMPORTED INGREDIENTS

EYE-CATCHING DESIGN

MADE WITH ALL-NATURAL, ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS

Lively in your shop display — lovely when you get them home — each one is a useful, flavorful accessory for pocket, purse, or backpack.

9-HOOK DISPLAY

ORGANIC ingredients REAL flavors you like NO butylthis, parathat, or methylwhatever NO mineral oil NO battery acid NO truth serum that makes you confess, “Boss, that haircut makes you look like an eel.”

#5103 SEE PAGE 91

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$1.75 / $2.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 12 • LIP BALM

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FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMS

O-BALM-A

ALICE IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER

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FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION

JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM

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ROSIE THE RIVETER’S HARD-WORKING LIP BALM

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LIP BALM • $1.75 / $2.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 12 BEST SELLER

WM. SHAKESPEARE’S MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S BALM cherry #5317

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ORIGINAL SIN LIP BALM

STIFF UPPER LIP BALM

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Under each clever label of Read My Lip Balm is a literary wonder under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama – and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.

peppermint #5366

PEEL & REVEAL

BACK OF CARD HIGHLIGHTS THE REVEAL

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ROMEO & JULIET

JABBERWOCKY

POE’S RAVEN

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Pear of star-cross’d lovers flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER: Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet (balcony scene excerpt)

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Looking-Glass Eucalyptus Mint flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER: Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky (entire poem) #5744

Chilling Peppermint flavor UNDER THE WRAPPER: Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven (poem excerpt) #5746


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$7.25 / $9.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6

DIE-CUT DETAILS

COLORFUL COMPONENTS

DOZENS OF

ELEMENTS RBG in a Viking helmet and bunny slippers... Jesus under a sombrero... When you have one — or more! — of our magnetic DressUps and Play Sets, your filing cabinet or fridge will never be the same. With dozens of mix 'n' match outfits and sidekicks, décor and costumers and props, they make great gifts — for yourself... and all your friends who hang out in your kitchen at parties.

ORIGINAL DESIGNS

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10½" × 7¼" (27×19 cm)

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STAR TREK

FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS

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CABINET OF CURIOSITIES

Welcome to our Cabinet of Curiosities: a collection of eccentric delights, peculiar favorites, and unexpected gems. From clever pillboxes and cozy slippers to cryptid card decks and other oddball wonders, this is where the misfits of

our imagination come to roost. Random? Absolutely. Essential? Definitely. Once they’re gone, they may never be seen again (except in legend, like Bigfoot in fuzzy socks).

EIDOS • $6.50 / $8.50 CDN MULTIPLES OF 4 4 4¼" × 4¼" × 1½" (11 × 10.5 × 4 CM Ancient Egypt, the Dutch Baroque Period, Stone Age Austria, feudal Japan, 20th century Mexico… You’ll find the works of artists you know, as well as time-honored creators whose work speaks for itself. Spend time with beautiful art pieces of genius. #5631

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DALÍ LLAMA LLAMA1 - S

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CABINET OF CURIOSITIES MUG SHOTS • $9.00 / $11.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 4

MAD HATTER PILL BOX

$6.75 / $8.50 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 3

John Dillinger. Bugsy Siegel. Lucky Luciano. Al Capone. Machine Gun Kelly. Pretty Boy Floyd. Ready to throw one back with America’s Most Wanted? Break out a set of Mug Shots – shot glasses featuring six nefarious characters, complete with mug shots and rap sheets. Do YOU have the nerve to set ’em up? #1838

Humorous aid for our overmedicated society. Each fine nickel-plated pill box has two compartments and a clasp to keep your meds safely inside. 2" in diameter.

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TRUMPZILLA

$7.50 / $9.00 CDN MULTIPLES OF 4

Here's something to play with when you're playing politics: He smashes climate deals! He crashes the economy He steps on allies! Does TRUMPZILLA stop for anything (besides golf)???!!! #5525

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FREUDIAN SLIPPERS

$14.50 / $18.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 2/SIZE

Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.

WIND HIM UP AND WATCH THE SPARKS FLY!

Available in US sizes: SMALL (Women’s 6–9.5, Men’s 6–8) #0112

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MEDIUM (Women’s 10–11.5, Men’s 8.5–11) #0111 LARGE (Women’s 12+, Men’s 11.5–14) #0110

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WATCHES

$20.00 / $25.00 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 2

• ONE YEAR WARRANTY • WATER RESISTANT • JAPANESE QUARTZ MOVEMENT • GENUINE LEATHER BAND • PACKAGED IN GIFT TIN

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CRYPTID PLAYING CARDS • $6.00 / $8.75 CDN • MULTIPLES OF 6 Shuffle through the strange and sensational with this one-of-a-kind playing card deck from Todd Alcott! Each card features a different cryptid or legendary creature as the star of its own magazine cover— from the elusive Bigfoot, to the equally as elusive Yowie, to the also extremely elusive Mothman and beyond. Whether you’re playing a game or flipping through for fun, these cards are full of mystery, myth, and a whole lot of style. Just be careful the next time you Go Fish—you might catch the Loch Ness Monster. #5941

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THE PROOF IS IN THE Here’s the logical gift for the math lover in your life! A PUDDING BOWLS set of four ceramic pudding $14.50 / $18.00 CDN MULTIPLES OF 4 bowls with the proofs to classic theorems of Euclid, Hippasus, Pythagoras, and Gauss. 4" diameter, 2½" tall, holds 8 oz. Yet so deep! #4054

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72

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IVORY TOWER What is an Ivory Tower?

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Ivory Tower is a space-saving display fully customized to fit your assortment of our gifts – coffee mugs, plush dolls and puppets, stationery, and the rest of our witty and original designs. With lockable wheels and a metal frame, our store within a store is the perfect addition to your collection.

The Design That You Design Show off items from every line! 20 HOOKS

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OPENING ORDERS Minimum opening order is $150 wholesale, prepaid with a major credit card†, INTERAC*, PayPal, or a fistful of damp folding currency. To apply for Net 30 terms, please email wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com with the following: • Three (3) current vendor references with fax numbers and emails • One (1) bank reference Net 30 terms will be applied on subsequent orders upon credit approval. REORDERS Minimum reorder is $100. RETURNS Defective or damaged items are eligible for an account credit and must be reported within 14 days (see CLAIMS). All other returns must be approved within 60 days of receipt of merchandise. Contact us at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com for approval. Approved returns are subject to a 20% restocking fee. All returns must be unstickered and in resalable condition. *Canada only †

US only

CLAIMS All claims due to incorrect pricing on an invoice, defective or damaged items, shortage, or items shipped in error must be reported to Customer Service within 14 days of receipt of merchandise. BACKORDERS Unless you provide alternate instructions, out of stock items are automatically backordered. Backorders under $40 ship with free freight to destinations in the Continental US. Customers pay freight on all backorder shipments over $40 unless backorder originated from a free freight order. No additions may be made to backorders with special promotions. Customers wanting no part of this backorder poppycock and bombast may elect no backorders ever but it’s your loss. THE ROUND UP Item quantities are automatically rounded up to the nearest multiple.

SHIPPING Products ship from our domestic warehouse, FOB Indianapolis, Indiana. Charges will be determined at time of shipping and will be added to each invoice. Freight is capped at 18% to the contiguous US and Canada only; orders over $2500 ship with free freight. If your account is prepaid by credit card, this will result in two separate charges. If you’d like to ship on your third-party account, please specify your shipping number on the order. INTERNET MARKETPLACE SALES Wholesale customers are not authorized to sell products on Internet marketplace sites, such as Amazon, eBay, Walmart, Etsy, etc. INVOICES Invoices are sent via email at time of shipment. Please notify us if you prefer to receive invoices via fax, snail mail, or Pony Express. IVORY TOWER PROGRAM 5% discount applies only to stores that have the Ivory Tower or Mini Ivory Tower on the floor. Customers may be asked for visual confirmation.

You can reach Customer Service at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com or at 718.243.9492. They are courteous and helpful, so be nice to them.

LEGAL

STAR TREK and related marks and logos are trademarks of CBS Studios Inc. All Rights Reserved. ® The ‘Joy of Painting’, the Bob Ross name and Bob Ross images are registered trademarks of Bob Ross Inc. Mister Rogers and related images TM & © McFeely-Rogers Foundation Monty Python and related images © 2022 Python (Monty) Pictures Limited. Under license to Bravado Merchandising. All rights reserved. Richard O’Brien’s Rocky Horror Show © Interfishnet Ltd. All RICHARD SCARRY® characters and trademarks are the intellectual property of The Richard Scarry Corporation AG.

PRICING This Catalogue supersedes all others. All prices are subject to change without notice. AVAILABILITY Availability dates are estimates and are subject to change.

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