The Beachside Bulletin
August 2024
HAPPYBIRTH DAY ANGEL! (EV E N T OH )YLUJSAWTI
Aug ust’s Tid e Tabl e
HAPPYBIRTH DAY , MICH!
WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER
EMBARRASS YOURSELF IN FRONT OF
50 STRANGERS OR 25%
50 CLONES OF YOURSELF
75%
WOULD RATHER?
WOULD YOU RATHER?
NOT EAT UNTIL YOU SAW 2 BALD EAGLES IN THE WILD OR EAT
30 WORMS? 75%
BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT
HOW ARE WE DOING?
PRETTY SWELL
Rosebud - fucking amsterdam soooooon baby
Thorn- I am sick rn so it kinda blows but I will feel better soon
Good thing: a raise; Bad thing: a promotion
ROSEBUD
My car’s clutch grenaded so my car is currently dead currently semi car-less LOL…. A good thing that’s been happening lately was being able to get closer to my little sister! We never really hung out growing up since there’s an 8 year age gap but her and I have started making more of an effort to hang out and eat together. It’s been nice!
Feeling really settled in to my work and I have a really good friend group here now. It feels so fun to go into work and hang out with people.
My rosebud is that I finally got some got some good rsults in the lab and the thorn is that school is starting again.
Good thing: recorded my first DJ mix! I’ve wanted to learn how to DJ for so so long & there’s a lot of things in life where I’m like “I kind of wish I could do that”, and you know what...you can!! if boys can do it how hard can it be??
& THORN
Rosebud- got to visit greece with taytay Thornexperienced my first break (up?) lmao tuffff
Bad thing: no matter how well intentioned I am, I cannot for the life of me get on a good sleep schedule. it’s self-sabotage at it’s finest
thankful for my health and to be able to travel with friends….but I have been letting anxious thoughts overwhelm me lately…rude
1. Working out more and continuing health journey
2. Determining long term goals
Keep my humanity as I sell my soul to capitalism
FALL
Goals hmm… plan out some more traveling and fun activities so that my weeks and days don’t just pass me by now that I’m working.
Shewwwtt stay home and save money fr
Trying to propose my thesis project this semester
Get some monies aka get a job
GOALS
I did not really set any goals for this fall, but if I were to think of one off the top of my head, it’d be to make it to one of my close friend’s baby shower in October!
Learn how to listen to my body bc rn idk what she is tellin me. learning to get out of my head and in my ~body ~ and maybe have some daily meditative practices if I wanna get bold with these goals.
TELL ME A JOKE
How does harry potter get down the hill?
Walking, jk rowling.
Russian kid dancing at the club meme
This one?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I don’t get how people remember jokes?? I can never remember any lol.
So I’m looking one up on the internet:
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Uhhhhhh
What do u call a fish with no eye?
“fsh”
—this is not my favorite but it’s the only one i can think of
My favorite joke is my whole existence
jk I can’t really think of one off the top of my head but I love corny jokes like dad jokes and cheesy pick up lines
…I tried to find a joke on TikTok and got distracted for an hour…actually I remember one- how do you pay the doctor after a circumcision?
They keep the tips
