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C O N T E N T S

42 POP THE BUBBLY! NEW YEAR’S EVE ENSEMBLES

72 DREAM DWELLINGS COLUMBIA’S MOST BEAUTIFUL HOMES

84 WELCOME WINTER 25 CABIN FEVER RELIEVERS

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SPOTLIGHT Don’t miss the chance to be entranced by The District’s Living Windows.

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CALENDAR

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HIGH NOTE The stories behind today’s top songs.

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BOOKSHELF Talk about a novel novel: The unusual premise behind Phong Nguyen’s new work.

Life 35

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5 THINGS Noel Knowledge: 5 things you probably didn’t know about Christmas.

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HEALTH & FITNESS The dairy/non-dairy query: Decoding the different kinds of milk.

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ROBINSON’S RAMBLINGS It’s all downhill from here: John recalls the thrills (and spills) of sledding as a kid.

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HOLIDAY LOOK BOOK 49

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DASH This savory seasonal stew’s ideal for holiday company.

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NITTY GRIT-TY

Check out our Facebook page for a video of our food editor, Chef Brook Harlan, demonstrating how to soak and skim grits for his Shrimp and Grits recipe on page 98 in this issue.

GIFT GALLERY

Don’t miss our online Holiday Look Book featuring great gift ideas from local Columbia businesses. Just search “Holiday Look Book” on insidecolumbia.net.

SWEET SNAPS HOLIDAY CHEER Discover which wines to serve at holiday festivities in a handy guide from Missouri Wine and Grape Board member Barbara Gibbs Ostmann. Just visit insidecolumbia.net and search “Cheers to the Holidays.”

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from the editor

OLIVIA DESMIT

ALL IN GOOD FUN

EMBRACE JOY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.

I

’m one of those people that can’t wait to get the Christmas tree up every year, although I do restrain myself. Typically, the earliest I let myself begin decorating for the holidays — and listening to Christmas music — is a few days before Thanksgiving. There’s just something about warm lights, glittering ribbon and stockings hanging over a fireplace that fills me with joy. Although you may decorate your home to the nines for the holidays, there’s sure to be somewhere else in town that has even more holiday spirit. So, get out of the house! You’ll find 25 things to keep you and your family entertained during the cold winter months in this issue’s Winter Fun Guide. From ice fishing to making hot toddies, there is certainly something for everyone. And if you’d rather stay inside, be sure to check out our binge list section, with TV show recommendations from our staff and readers. Another thing I love about the holiday season? Being able to dress up in fabulous festive finery. I got to wear the hunter green gown pictured for my photo this month and I didn’t want to take it off — as several coworkers can attest. Perhaps my favorite part is that it has pockets, a feature sorely lacking from most women’s fashion. Want to give this dress a spin? Head to Dillard’s for this Betsy & Adam off-the-shoulder gown. Spin the season away!

Happy reading!

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Don’t Miss the Magic of Living Windows

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20 Events to Fill Your Calendar

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Learn the Stories Behind Today’s Top Songs

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MU Professor Pens Unique Work

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Winning Windows

FREE EVENT IN THE DISTRICT DELIGHTS ALL AGES. BY PEG GILL

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owntown Columbia, or “The

her first year. “I didn’t even know it was a

District,” as it’s known, is a

contest,” she says. “We got second place.

popular place any time of the

The theme was Christmas Fairies.”

year, boasting an eclectic array of retail

While many businesses, such as

shops, taste-tempting restaurants and a

LaHue’s, have been taking part in Living

bustling bar scene. But on the evening of

Windows for years, others are relative

Friday, Dec. 6, it will become even more

newcomers, such as women’s clothing

alluring — drawing visitors of all ages to

boutique Fringe. For Morgan Pingel,

experience the magic of Living Windows

who opened Fringe with her sister,

from 6 to 8 p.m.

Riley Arends, and their mom, Charlotte

During this enchanting annual event, local shopkeepers transform their front windows into vibrant stages that

Smarr, in 2017, this will mark the third year joining in the fun. “We really enjoy Living Windows,”

showcase live holiday performances.

Pingel says. “We see lots of people

They go to great lengths planning,

walking in during that time who

prepping, painting, decorating and

mention they’ve never heard of us and

creating costumes. Adding to the holiday

didn’t know we were there. We feel like

spirit are open houses, strolling carolers,

it’s such a family-fun event, and people

holiday treats and visits with Santa.

of all ages can enjoy it. I know I always

It’s the perfect backdrop for seasonal

enjoy seeing what our neighbors are

shopping or simply a fun, festive — and

doing, a lot of them get very involved in

free! — way to spend a few hours.

the event and put a TON of work into it.

“It’s one of our longest running

“The first year we did a ‘Cowboy

events,” says Nickie Davis, executive

Christmas’ theme where my husband

director of The District. Indeed, it’s

dressed up as Santa with cowboy attire,

been around for two decades. And it’s

and we included our cattle dogs and

an event with a high level of business

some friends in the window dressed

participation, too — Davis says that in

in the same theme. Last year we did a

2018, more than 45 businesses took part.

scene from ‘Christmas Vacation’ with

Ruth La Hue, the owner of the floral

Clark, cousin Eddie and other familiar

shop My Secret Garden, has been

characters. This year I think we’re

participating every year since Living

leaning towards a ‘Santa’s Helpers’

Windows began back in 1999. “We

theme and including our dogs and one

have done many amazing windows,”

of our employee’s dogs, as the dogs are

she says. “We always serve cookies and

always a big hit!” Learn more at www.

snacks.” LaHue laughs when recalling

discoverthedistrict.com.

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EVENTS

What’s Going On THE EVENTS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS MONTH.

Warm Springs Ranch Holiday Lights

WARM SPRINGS RANCH | Dec. 1-29 Enjoy an incredible display of holiday spirit at this enchanting annual event featuring thousands of twinkling lights and the world-famous Budweiser Clydesdales. Thursdays-Sundays, anytime between 5 and 8 p.m.; ages 2 and younger free, ages 3-12, $5, ages 13 and older, $10; www.warmspringsranch.com Dec. 3

Dec. 3

Ugly Sweater Party

The Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Don your best smarmy Santa, ridiculous reindeer or kitschy candy cane sweater for this fun First Chance for Children fundraiser! Enjoy light appetizers, drinks, games and a raffle. 5:30-7:30 p.m.; $30; www.FC4C.org

Now in its 13th touring season, this powerhouse group of classically trained musicians comes together to create nothing short of an electrifying evening of holiday rock music. 7 p.m.; from $39; www.concertseries.org

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EVENTS

Dec. 5-8, 12-15

“An Antique Carol”

TALKING HORSE PRODUCTIONS

See this comic opera freely adapted from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, written by the late local maestro Hugo Vianello, founder and former conductor of the Missouri Symphony. 7:30 p.m. with 2 p.m. Sunday matinee; $15 adults, $13 seniors/students; www.talkinghorseproductions.org Dec. 5-8, 12-15

“Last Train to Nimbroc”

COLUMBIA ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY

In 1940s America, an aspiring missionary and an Army pilot from the wrong side of the tracks meet on a train carrying the remains of the recently deceased F. Scott Fitzgerald and Nathanael West and forge a connection. 7:30 p.m. with 2 p.m. Sunday matinee; $14 adults, $12 seniors/students; www. cectheatre.org Dec. 6

Living Windows THE DISTRICT

Local shopkeepers transform their front windows into vibrant stages for live holiday performances. Adding to the holiday spirit are open houses, strolling carolers, holiday treats and visits with Santa. Read more on page 27. 6-8 p.m.; free; www.discoverthedistrict.com Dec. 6

Tchaikovsky Holiday FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

Hear the epic Tchaikovsky “Piano Trio,” one of the most monumental romantic works ever written, at this Odyssey Chamber Music Series concert. You’ll also enjoy some festive tunes.

Holiday Lights and Sights Tour

THE ARC | Dec. 6 Enjoy some of the city’s most beautiful holiday lights from the comfort of a Parks and Recreation minibus, departing from the ARC. A car seat is required for young children. 6:15-7:30 p.m. or 7:45-9 p.m.; $7.50 per person, pre-registration required; www. como.gov/parksandrec

7 p.m. with 6:45 pre-concert; $20 adults, $10 students; www.odysseymissouri.org Dec. 6-8

MOSY Holiday Home Tour VARIOUS COLUMBIA HOMES

Take a tour of four festive, fabulously decorated homes during the Missouri Symphony Society’s annual fundraising event. 1-4 p.m. Friday, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Saturday, 1-4 p.m. Sunday; $15 in advance, $20 day of; www.themosy.org Dec. 6-8, 11-12

“A Christmas Carol” MACKLANBURG PLAYHOUSE

Be inspired by the legendary transformation of a miser on a journey of self-redemption, courtesy of several mysterious Christmas spirits, in the Stephens College adaption of Dickens’ classic tale. 7:30 p.m. with 2 p.m. matinee Dec. 8; $16 adults, $10 student/senior; www.stephens.edu

Dec. 7

Jingle Bell Run

SILVERTHORNE ARENA

The Arthritis Foundation’s Jingle Bell Run is the original festive race for charity where you can strut your stuff in your favorite holiday costume and feel good about doing good. 8-10:30 a.m.; $25-$35 depending on course; www.jbr.org/columbia Dec. 7

City Kwanzaa Celebration

PROGRESSIVE MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH

Come celebrate this African-American holiday based around developing positive families and communities. There will be socializing, entertainment and a holiday feast. 2-5 p.m.; free, please call 573-817-5077 for more information.

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Dec. 11

“Great Russian Nutcracker” JESSE AUDITORIUM

This holiday season, give your family the gift of the Moscow Ballet’s “Great Russian Nutcracker.” Celebrate this cherished Columbia holiday tradition and relive the dream with Tchaikovsky’s timeless score. 7 p.m.; From $35; www.concertseries.org Dec. 11

One for One Holiday Food Drive

LUCKY’S MARKET PARKING LOT

Join volunteers from area businesses including Inside Columbia magazine and Zimmer Radio as they “freeze for food” at this outdoor drive benefiting the Food Bank for Central & Northeast Missouri. 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; donations welcome; www. sharefoodbringhope.org Dec.12-22

“A Christmas Carol”

ARROW ROCK LYCEUM THEATRE

Cookies with Santa

DKB DESIGNER KITCHENS & BATHS | Dec. 7 Don’t miss a time-honored holiday tradition from Inside Columbia magazine. Little ones can enjoy holiday-themed coloring pages, festive cookies and a chance to have their photos taken with Santa. 9 a.m.-noon; free; www.insidecolumbia.net Dec. 7

Dec. 8

Cheese and Sauerkraut 10-mile

Happy Holidays and All That Jazz

Defy December with this somewhat silly athletic endeavor from the Columbia Track Club on the Katy Trail. The closest prediction on time to finish wins the cheese, while the worst wins the sauerkraut. No entry form needed, just sign up the day of the race. 8:30 a.m.; free; www.columbiatrackclub.com

This evening of seasonal song features both A Class Act musical theater troupe in excerpts from Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas,” as well as The Velvetones’ jazz stylings of traditional carols. 7:30 p.m.; free; www.stephens.edu/events

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STEPHENS’ HISTORIC SENIOR HALL RECITAL HALL

Enjoy the return of a holiday tradition in Arrow Rock when you see this Christmastime classic, now in its sixth year. 7 p.m. with 2 p.m. matinee on selected days; $40 adults, $37 seniors, $20 students, $17 children; www.lyceumtheatre.org Dec. 14

Junior NBA Skills Challenge ARMORY SPORTS CENTER

In this skills event, boys and girls ages 13 and younger (as of June 30, 2019) will compete separately in two age groups. Skills include dribbling, shooting and rebounding. 10 a.m.; free; www.como.gov/parksandrec


Dec. 15

The Symphony of Toys MISSOURI THEATRE

Come enjoy a spectacular holiday concert featuring a variety of music for the season and a special guest from the North Pole at this time-honored Symphony Society fundraiser. 3 p.m.; $20 adults, children younger than 18 bringing a new unopened toy are admitted free; www.themosy.org

Save the date Jan. 23

Lauren Alaina THE BLUE NOTE

Georgia native Lauren Alaina first captured America’s hearts on Season 10 of “American Idol.” Since then, she’s released two albums. 7 p.m.; from $16; www.thebluenote.com Jan. 24

“Finding Neverland” JESSE AUDITORIUM

The winner of Broadway.com’s Audience Choice Award for Best Musical, this breathtaking smash “captures the kid-at-heart,” says Time magazine. 7 p.m.; from $52; www.concertseries.org Jan. 16

Columbia Values Diversity Celebration HOLIDAY INN EXPO CENTER

The annual celebration will include performances representing the rich diversity of our community and live music at the breakfast followed by presentation of the diversity awards. Registration is required. 7-9 a.m.; $15; https://www.como.gov/ arts/cvdc/

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HIGH NOTE

The Story Behind the Song THREE THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC.

BY JAMIE MAC • PHOTO FEATURING SELENA GOMEZ

“HOMESICK”

Kane Brown

When I felt all of the hatred was too powerful to stop.” The line presumably reflects the first major decision Adam made on his own after Jordan’s passing, which was to play the Super Bowl

This song finds Kane Brown weary from life on the road, long-

halftime show, as the decision and performance were not re-

ing for the comforts of life at home. The lyrics in “Homesick”

ceived well. Adam has stated in interviews that he really missed

are more traditional sounding than past releases from Kane,

Jordan’s guidance and navigation through tough times like this.

as it finds him reflecting on the feeling of being away from his

It’s clear the song is deeply personal.

fiancé while he’s out on the road. I’m sure the meaning of this song rings even more true now after recent life-altering events; his longtime drummer died in an automobile accident a few months back, and then just last month he witnessed the birth of

“LOSE YOU TO LOVE ME”

Selena Gomez

his first child, Kingsley Rose Brown. “Homesick” is on Kane’s second studio album, “Experiment.” 

Selena Gomez is back, and has rediscovered herself with the launch of her new single “Lose You To Love Me.” To say that the

“MEMORIES”

Maroon 5

song is about her ex, Justin Bieber, would be an understatement, but she most likely won’t admit it. However, the title alone reflects where she’s been mentally the past couple years. As her relationship with Bieber was falling apart, her struggles were very

Part drinking song, part emotional reflection, Maroon 5’s first

public, including a stay at a health facility, and a self-induced

single since “Girls Like You” (May 2018) is a somber ballad, a

4-year-long withdrawal to get to a better place physically and

tribute to a lost friend. In December of 2017, the band’s man-

mentally. Her new album is expected to drop before year’s end, if

ager, Jordan Feldstein, passed away unexpectedly at the age of

not into early 2020.

40 from a blood clot. Jordan and Adam were lifelong friends, and his loss meant uncertainty for the band. Some of Adam's

Jamie Mac is the director of programming and new media of Zimmer

decisions have caught backlash, which is reflected in the lyr-

Radio Group, which includes KCLR 99, Y107 FM and 101.9 The Wave.

ics, “There’s a time that I remember when I never felt so lost /

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Phong Nguyen’s Roundabout

SELF-IMPOSED CONSTRAINTS UNLOCK THE DOOR FOR CREATIVE FICTION

BY LAUREN PUCKETT

Y

ou might not notice at first.

fan, maybe you’ve already clued into the

another has supplied a new situation.

But screw up your vision,

trick. That whole paragraph is missing

He took feedback from his writer friends

then peer a little closer at the

the letter “e.”

and never turned down their sugges-

cover of Phong Nguyen’s new novel,

In fact, read the rest of Nguyen’s novel,

tions. Like a comedian using stage props,

Roundabout. You’ll see it: The letter “e”

and you won’t find a single “e” in the

he explains, he mixed in well-known

in his last name is a faint, hazy gray,

entire manuscript (apart from the one on

texts that lacked the letter ‘e,’ such as

just a few shades darker than the white

the cover). He actually removed the “e”

John F. Kennedy’s oft-quoted “Ask not

font that sandwiches it. Seems a simple

pad on his keyboard to prevent himself

what your country can do for you; ask

stylistic choice, you might think, until

from accidentally tapping it. Roundabout

what you can do for your country.”

you turn the page and start reading.

is a work of constraint writing, limited

As Nguyen puts it, he “gave free reign

“Ovid Dullann was a promising child

by a simple rule: Never use “e,” which,

to his subconscious” for more than a de-

who would always stay a promising child

of course, only happens to be the most

cade, allowing ideas to seep onto the page

— a prodigy grown old and sad,” Nguyen

common letter of the English language.

that, in any other situation, he would

writes. “Grow as Ovid might, with him it

Yet Nguyen pushed the oddity even

have thought too bizarre to write down.

was always a similar thing in dissimilar

further. The book is also improvisational

So the burning question is: Why, ex-

proportion, as a truck gradually grows in

fiction, which means Nguyen adhered to

actly? Why go through the trouble? Why

sound on its approach.”

improv acting’s rule of “yes, and,” where

play Van Gogh and cut off your prover-

no actor is allowed to say “no” once

bial ear? Roundabout tells the story of a

If you’re a Wheel of Fortune or Scrabble

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man named Ovid, who slowly realizes he

gether. Proust “just did impossible things

Tom Sawyer spin-off, The Adventures of

is a character in a book, and his author

with language,” Nguyen says. “And I

Joe Harper — he was working on what

wants to kill him. It’s like Stranger Than

found I wanted to do that, too. That was

would become Roundabout.

Fiction gone … well, even stranger. So

my inspiration. And it’s what drove me

what’s the point?

to want to build my life around the activ-

this month, is not a simple read, nor is it

ity of being a writer.”

an orthodox one, but there’s something

Nguyen chuckles at the question. And to understand his answer, he

Don’t miss that last part: “the activity

The book, out with Moon City Press

lovely and enticing about its inherent

imagines you might need to know a

of being a writer.” Writing is not just

meta-ness. Roundabout’s very existence

bit about him. Currently a Professor

about the end result, in Nguyen’s mind.

is a work of art — the fact that so many

and Director of Creative Writing at the

It’s also about the aesthetic and the

words without “e’s” can coherently exist

University of Missouri, Nguyen grew

struggle of the activity itself. The power

together is, in and of itself, a kind of

up in East Windsor, New Jersey, not far

is in the doing. Why else try something

miracle. The story switches perspectives

from where his mother worked at the

so confounding as constraint writing?

between first person, second and third;

Princeton University library. He met his

So he wrote short stories, a form

past, present and future tense; novel,

He actually removed the “e” pad on his keyboard to prevent himself from accidentally pressing it. Roundabout is a work of constraint writing, limited by a simple rule: Never use “e,” which, of course, happens to be the most common letter of the English language. "

wife at Bard College, and during a year

that fit his desire for both lyricism

poem and play. The main character,

off from school they moved to the Long

and challenge. He went on to have

Ovid, is put on trial by the author. The

Island Sound, where he lived with her

his pieces published in more than 50

reader becomes a character in the story.

in a beach cottage with no heating or

literary journals, including Agni, River

The book is circuitous; this is intention-

water, from which he traveled to work

Styx and the Iowa Review, and eventu-

al. Why else call it Roundabout?

at a waste paper company every day.

ally served as chief editor of the Cream

The business was soul-killing, he says.

City Review. He worked at Gateway

But he had his wife, and soon he had

Community College in New Haven,

Marcel Proust.

Connecticut; studied for his PhD at the

the best ways to confront the topics we

He found Proust’s Remembrance of

Okay, so sure: Why? Why write such a looping, unusual story? Because, Nguyen believes, sometimes

University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee;

avoid is by hyperbolizing that avoidance.

Things Past — otherwise translated as

then moved to Missouri for a job at the

Sometimes, to unleash the subconscious,

In Search of Lost Time — in a bookshop,

University of Central Missouri in 2007.

we must give it limits. The English

and it was the first time in his life he

It was only last year that he moved to

language has a power that will surprise

remembers entering a trance-like state

Columbia for his current job at MU.

us every time, if we allow it the power it

of reading. There was a magic and a

But during much of that time — before

deserves — and if we, as the wordsmiths,

challenge in how the words meshed to-

he even thought of the concept for his

cede some control.

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Yule Jewels: 5 Things You May Not Know About Christmas

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Pouring Over the Facts: The Different Types of Milk

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5 THINGS

Yule Be Surprised 5 THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

BY PEG GILL

WE ALL KNOW THAT CHRISTMAS FALLS ON DEC. 25 EACH YEAR. And that presents are plentiful, poinsettias popular, homemade cookies common and scores of schools present precious pageants. But there are some other interesting (and slightly more obscure) things to know about the merriest of holidays starring Santa. Here are five:

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The first artificial Christmas trees were developed in Germany during the 19th century, though earlier examples exist. These “trees” were made using goose

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feathers that were dyed green. These feather trees were a response to continued deforestation in Germany at that time.

2

“Jingle Bells” was composed in 1857 and not for Christmas

Another fun fact about “Jingle Bells?” It was the first song broadcast from space. On Dec. 16, 1965, the Gemini 6 crew serenaded Mission Control after they reported seeing a “red-suited” astronaut.

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Although a Christmas goose was served in the Dickens’ classic, “A Christmas Carol,” fowl is not the first choice for the festive occasion’s entrée. That honor’s reserved for

— it was originally a Thanksgiving song. Its original title was

spiral-cut ham, although a good number of turkeys are

“One Horse Open Sleigh,” but that was changed to “Jingle

served for Christmas dinner each year.

Bells” when it was reprinted in 1859.

5

The Montgomery Ward department store created Rudolph the Reindeer in 1939 as a promotional gimmick. The original Rudolph didn’t have a red nose because back then, red noses were seen as a sign of alcoholism and the store didn’t want him to look like a sot.

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Got Milk? DISCOVER WHICH MILK IS BEST FOR YOU.

BY OLIVIA DESMIT IT’S OFFICIALLY HOT COCOA SEASON! It used to be that the biggest decision you had to make when it came to hot cocoa was toppings — marshmallows, candy canes, whipped cream or chocolate syrup. But now there is one more decision you have to make: What kind of milk should you use?

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alk down any store’s dairy

HEALTH & WELLNESS

from other sources as well as calcium.”

But, if you can consume animal

aisle, and you will soon

milk, it does contain beneficial

But, she notes, “Cow milk contains im-

discover that there are more

components such as immunoglobu-

portant nutrients, especially for growing

non-dairy milks than ever before. Which

lin, Lactoferrin and some naturally

children.”

is better: coconut, almond, oat, soy? Or

occurring vitamin D. Animal milk has

is traditional cow’s milk best? Most con-

naturally occurring carbohydrates, and

for you? Check out the nutritional

sumers don’t really want to stand in the

non-dairy alternatives often have sugar

diagram below of the most popular

refrigerated section for 10 minutes trying

added to them to increase sweetness,

milk options. All nutritional facts

to read all the labels and figure out which

similar to how sugar is also added to

are for 1 cup and are from un-

is best for their dietary needs.

chocolate milk. However, non-dairy

sweetened products — sugar

Still a little unsure which is right

We’ve done the hard work for you!

alternatives can also have bioactive

content will be higher for

We discussed the nutritional differences

compounds and added vitamins and

non-dairy milks that are

between dairy and non-dairy milks with

minerals that are good for the body.

sweetened.

Bongkosh Vardhanabhuti, a food science

Ultimately, “the ‘best milk’ depends

professor at the University of Missouri. One trend that she notices? “Almond milk is gaining popularity along with

on preference,” Vardahanabhuti says. “Say that almond milk doesn’t have protein, the person could get protein

other milk alternatives,” Vardhanabhuti says. While some people prefer non-dairy milk for nutritional or ethical reasons, others actually cannot drink animal milk, including cow and goat milk. This can be due to two reasons, she says. The first is lactose intolerance, which is actually a symptom rather than a condition. This symptom is a result of the body not having enough of the enzyme lactase, which breaks down lactose, the main

COMPARE FOR YOURSELF

sugar in milk. For these peo-

Protein

Sugar

Fat

Calcium

1% COW MILK

8.22 g

12.7 g

2.37 g

305 mg

SOY

6.34 g

8.91 g

3.59 g

300 mg

OAT

2g

4g

1.5 g

350 mg

ALMOND

1.44 g

0g

2.68 g

481 mg

CASHEW

<1 g

0g

4g

130 mg

0.152 g

6.1 g

5.08 g

459 mg

ple, the bacteria already present in the digestive system can also break down lactose, but it results in symptoms such as gas, stomachache, bloating or diarrhea. Milk alternatives do not have lactose, so people who are lactose-intolerant can drink them. The second reason people cannot consume animal milk is if they have a milk allergy.

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“Unlike lactose intolerance, milk allergies involve the immune system and can be life-threatening,” Vardhanabhuti says. Other common allergies include peanut and soy protein allergies.

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ROBINSONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S RAMBLINGS

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ROBINSON’S RAMBLINGS

Slediquette DON’T TELL MOM.

BY JOHN DRAKE ROBINSON

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om had no idea. Oh sure, she prepared us for our adventure. She layered us in sweat-

she had known what we did. A half mile from our house, on a steep

promise we’d be careful. Then we’d head to the most dangerous slope and let ’er rip

Ozark hill, somebody had positioned an

over the car hood or some other makeshift

ers and coats and pants until we couldn’t

old Plymouth car hood as a makeshift

jump. We were young and invincible, and

bend, and fixed mittens over our finger

ski jump for sledders. Word traveled fast

we were going to live forever.

gloves because she hated to hear us cry

about it, and we went straight there. It

when she had to run cold tap water over

took all afternoon to work up our nerve

ment with life, will do stupid stuff like this,

crab-slow fingers, almost frostbitten

to jump that car hood. Meantime, we

and never tell you. That’s just the nature of

from overtime on snowy Forest Hill.

raced and formed sled trains and double-

things. After all, you probably did it, too.

She knew we were going sledding.

and triple-deckers. We went down the

After all, she and Dad bought the sleds

hill backward.

Your children, as they grow and experi-

We always stayed too long, even when the snow was slushy and the sledding was

we picked out at Western Auto — Fearless

About the time our fingers started

slow. “Just one more ride,” we would agree,

Flyers or something like that. And she bit

tingling, a kind of brain freeze numbed

and spend our last energy pulling our sleds

her lip because she knew the risks. Dad

our fear, and we took off down the hill to

up the hill, slipping and sliding to the start.

always reminded her about the time he

rock the Plymouth hood.

flew down Strawberry Hill in Hannibal,

During any sledding event, it was a safe

Then we’d go home for the warmup, and the cold water torture on near-frost-

guiding his sled between the front and

bet there would be casualties. Mainly,

rear wheels of a moving streetcar.

inanimate objects got damaged. Plastic

Nowadays snowboarders laugh at our

She knew all about Strawberry Hill

bitten fingertips.

sleds and saucers were the first to break.

1950s makeshift sled runs. That’s OK. We

because she grew up two blocks from

And the car hood, even packed with snow,

used what we had.

there. As a child, she sledded that same

lost its graceful shape. Every once in a

This winter when conditions are right,

hill, fearless and invincible. But that was

while, we’d bend a steel runner or split

after a fresh snowfall, sledders and snow-

before she became a mom.

a centerboard, which destroyed Fearless

boarders will hit the slopes. Wherever it’s

As a mom she did all she could to

Flyer’s guidance system. Despite our dar-

still permissible, they’ll find a perfect hill.

make us safe. “Watch for cars. No pile-

ing jumps, rarely did we suffer anything

And when they’re not texting or tweet-

ups. Stay away from trees and curbs and

more than a bloody nose or a loose tooth.

ing or taking selfies, they’ll plunge down-

Always in the backs of our minds we

hill to test the limits of their bravery and

culverts.” Of course, she also supplied the paraffin to wax our runners. “This’ll

heard the warnings from Mom. “You can

help you go faster,” Mom promised.

get hurt if you’re not careful.” Then she’d

But don’t tell Mom.

tell a story about a kid who broke his neck,

Read more of John’s stories at johndrak-

She never made us wear helmets. But she would’ve fitted us in body armor if

or lost an eye. We would shudder and

gymnastic skills.

erobinson.com

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DREAMING OF A BLACK AND WHITE CHRISTMAS You’ve likely used white as a staple color in your Christmas decorating in years past, but Anderson says black and white are colors he’s seeing as prominent in 2019 decor. Using black and white as holiday decorating colors is not necessarily a new trend. Flash back to Melania Trump’s 2017 White House decor as she used bare white tree branches to line a hallway. However, Anderson suggests using both black and white on a green tree this year. “Those are two of the unusual types of colors we’ll bring in for Christmas,” Anderson says.  While black and white might be trending, Anderson says traditional Christmas colors will always be in style. “You’re never going to do away with traditional colors: reds and greens,” he says. But other colors and hues such as navy, silver, gold and bronze are also as in style as ever. Anderson says creative types tend to mix metallics to add more depth to a look. KEEP THE PUMPKIN PUMPIN’ You’ve heard of Christmas decorations coming out before Halloween, but have you heard of Halloween decorations staying out past Christmas? Anderson suggests using pumpkins from October through the new year with Hot Skwash pumpkins, which are pumpkins in various sizes made out of different fabrics.  Some of the pumpkins are velvet, while others have designer fabrics and Swarovski crystals. 

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“It’s a designer pumpkin that can be used (from October) until Christmas,” Anderson says. “I have some clients who leave them out year-round.” Anderson suggests getting a pumpkin with black and white checks as a pattern to pull in the black and white trend of Christmas 2019.

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RIBBON CRAZE We often get stuck with hand-me-down Christmas decorations, or decorations that were a trend 20 years ago and have since become one of the less coveted decor options. Any Santa and snowman collectors out there? Anderson suggests getting new ribbon to liven up a dated piece. Whether it’s a tree, wreath or snowman, Anderson says adding a ribbon can give an old decoration new life. “Just by changing ribbons, you can do a world of good,” Anderson says.  TIP: Use ribbon as garland on an old tree to fill empty spaces.

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TREAT IT TO A TREE There are just some Christmas decorations you can’t part with. While they might not technically be “in style,” they might hold sentimental value. Maybe your grandmother always put out snowmen, and you have a few of those lying around. Maybe you remember a particular toy reindeer that was always by the tree during your childhood, and you just can’t seem to part with it. Anderson says there’s an easy fix to using those pieces we hold most dear: Make it part of a scene. If you have multiple older Santas, put them out with a cluster of trees of different sizes. “Put them out with some of your best snowmen and Santas, and use them throughout the house,” Anderson says. “You want to break it up and give your house that warm feeling.”

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RURAL SPLENDOR A son defies his father to build a home that exemplifies an era.

BY SANDY SELBY | PHOTOS BY L.G. PATTERSON

DR. JOHN SAPPINGTON WAS NOT IMPRESSED. It was the late 1840s, and the doctor had made a fortune through his agricultural interests and the sale of his Dr. Sappington’s Anti-Fever Pills, which proved to be an effective cure for malaria. Even as his family’s wealth increased, the doctor stuck to his frugal ways and made do with the log cabin that had been his home since he first settled in Missouri. His son, William, on the other hand, invested his fortune in a grand home he called Prairie Park. The magnificent estate wowed all who saw it with one exception: Dr. Sappington called it a “monument to damned fools.”

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Fast forward 170 years and Prairie Park, located just west of

home’s construction. The more publicly visible east and north

the historic village of Arrow Rock, is regarded as one of the

sides of home feature a fancy Flemish bond pattern to the

most significant surviving examples of nineteenth century

brick, with the common bond pattern reserved for the sides of

Greek Revival architecture in the state.

the home that visitors would rarely see. The bricks themselves

The home endured the ravages of time and neglect until the Lawrence family purchased it in 1948 and began its restoration. “The Lawrences saved this house,” says Day Kerr, who purchased the home with her husband, Whitney, in 1991. “We had the place down the road and we got to know the Lawrences.” When the Lawrence children chose to forego the burden of maintaining such a large historic home, the Kerrs stepped in to save the house from an unspeakable fate. “There was a rumor that someone was going to paint it white and turn it into a fried chicken place,” Day says. The home’s exterior is so striking, drivers passing by often slow down or turn around for a second look at the stately brick mansion with its two-story portico and limestone columns. The belvedere that sits atop the home would have given William Sappington a 360-degree view of his plantation and provided much-needed summertime ventilation in the days before HVAC systems delivered year-round comfort. A closer look at the details show the care that went into the

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were made on-site, likely by some of the enslaved men

William Sappington knew how to make an unforget-

who worked on the plantation. Massive carved limestone

table first impression. The spacious entry foyer leads to a

blocks form the foundation. Limestone was also used on

graceful, curving staircase, adorned with mahogany rails

the front steps, window sills and lintels, sidewalk borders

and newel post, that seems like something straight out of

and gate posts.

a Hollywood fantasy.

The grounds include a building that once housed two slave

No detail has escaped the Kerr’s notice. The intricate plas-

families. It has been modernized and now functions as a

ter moldings had been damaged over the years so they found

bed-and-breakfast. Tucked within a barn on the property are

a craftsman with the skill to copy what remained so they

remnants of another slave housing structure, complete with

could replace what had been lost. One original chandelier

splashes of blue paint that those who lived there believed

remained in the north parlor when they bought it and they

would ward off evil spirits. The Kerrs have left that piece of

had an exact duplicate made for the south parlor.

history untouched as a testament to the hardships of the

The house was originally heated with fireplaces — eleven

enslaved men and women who helped build and run Prairie

of them — but subsequent owners had installed unsightly

Park in its earliest days.

propane wall heaters. The Kerrs upgraded to a less conspicu-

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ous and more efficient system and had the heaters removed, which meant more plaster repairs and some repainting of the faux marble baseboards. The Kerrs have been meticulous in their continued restoration of the home, which they have furnished with authentic mid1800s-era pieces, including a sideboard and high chair in the dining room that originally belonged to the Sappington family and have made their way back to the home. The Kerr’s love of art is evident throughout the home, from their collection of hand-colored Audubon engravings and William H. Brown silhouettes of prominent Americans, to original portraits of William Sappington’s brother and sister-in-law, Erasmus and Penelope, by famed American artist and Arrow Rock’s own George Caleb Bingham. No one knows better than Day and Whitney Kerr that conscientious historic preservation is an expensive and neverending commitment, but for them, a passion for the past is also a commitment to the future. Thanks to their efforts, William Sappington’s “foolish” endeavor, and the lessons it can teach, will endure for generations to come. Prairie Park is available for tour by arrangement with the Friends of Arrow Rock, friendsofarrowrock.org. Sandy Selby is the executive director of the Friends of Arrow Rock.

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Most Beautiful Homes 8 HOMES TO WOW

By Olivia DeSmit Columbia is home to many beautiful dreamy dwellings — and the best part is that they are all unique. The homes featured in these pages all draw inspiration from different places and eras, from New England Colonial to Modern Mediterranean, but they do have one thing in common: They’re sure to wow. Whether you’re just daydreaming about your dream home or planning to build a home, you’ll be sure to find ideas from these magnificent homes.

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French Country Neighborhood Built in

Country Farms

THIS FRENCH COUNTRY HOME FEATURES custom designed limestone and

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stucco with multi-paned windows and a gated courtyard with a brick walkway, located on

Size 5 bedrooms 7 bathrooms 10,975 square feet Architect Howard Nearing

7 acres. The interior of the home features a rustic yet elegant design with curved wooden arches and a limestone fireplace with reclaimed oak flooring in the hearth room. This home has an open floor plan, featuring natural light, a fully-appointed gourmet kitchen and an impressive island with wooden double entry doors opening to a stunning entryway.

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Modern Lodge THE ARCHITECTURE OF THIS HOME WAS A GROUP PROJECT: Owner Ron Neighborhood Built in

Old Hawthorne 2017

Size 4 bedrooms 7 bathrooms 9,000 square feet Architect Ron Netemeyer, Darrin Wilcoxson and Pat Grathwohl

Netemeyer collaborated with builder Darrin Wilcoxson and home designer Pat Grathwohl to put his dream layout into action. “The style of the exterior of the home certainly has the feel of a lodge, while the interior is open with a fairly modern look,” Netemeyer says. The home is designed with efficiency in mind, with spaces that can be opened up to create complete indoor/outdoor spaces for entertaining. The home includes a breezeway room that has its own full bath, custom shower, bar, fireplace and fully retractable glass sliding doors that open up a 24-foot view of the pool and hot tub area. The home sits on 2.85 acres and creates a very private and quiet oasis just ten minutes from downtown in beautiful Old Hawthorne.  


New England Coastal THIS ENERGY-STAR-CERTIFIED HOME elegantly blends formal detailing with Neighborhood Built in Size

Arrowhead Lake

shingle-style architecture to create casual living and formal entertaining spaces. The home

2010

was designed to maximize views of the lake while embracing the pool in the back, which is

6 bedrooms 7 bathrooms 9,000 square feet

Architect William Soupcoff

accented by a cupola-topped carriage house. The cozy two-story family room has a floorto-ceiling fireplace made of New Hampshire fieldstone, also used for the exterior foundation of the home. The exterior of the home is adorned with contemporary porthole-style windows, eyebrow dormers and a Victorian style hexagonal tower room with large round muntin windows overlooking Lake Arrowhead.


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Modern ALTHOUGH MITCHELL WALL was the architect for this home, the owners played Neighborhood Built in Size

Arrowhead Lake

a large part in the design of the layout. “We designed this home with our carbon footprint

2018

in mind,” owners Randy and Laura Sinquefield say. “We wanted to make it as green as

7 bedrooms 11 bathrooms 15,000 square feet

Architect Mitchell Wall

possible and had nearly 200 solar panels installed and 34 geothermal wells drilled.” Perhaps the most noticeable feature of the home is its floor-to-ceiling windows, which provide a 270-degree view of Arrowhead Lake and lots of natural light. The property is wheelchair-friendly, has an indoor salt water swimming pool, a 12-seat movie theater with surround sound and has an ADA-compliant guest bedroom.

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American Craftsman Neighborhood Built in

Old Southwest

THIS AMERICAN CRAFTSMAN & TUDOR REVIVAL HOME FEATURES

1910

large, open room layouts, an original 1910 Steinway grand piano and a stone wine cel-

Size 4 bedrooms 8 bathrooms 8,000 square feet Architect Unknown

lar located on 3 acres. The unique driveway is 1800s brick pavers from Chicago, lined with 1700s cobblestone from St. Louis. A large solar energy system produces most of the homeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s electrical needs and a deep water well irrigates the property, which is located in close proximity to downtown and campus.

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Modern Mediterranean Neighborhood Built in

Old Hawthorne

THIS HOME HAS A UNIQUE U-SHAPE that creates a private courtyard between build-

2017

ings, perfect for spending family time in. The inspiration of modern mixed with Mediterranean for

Size 5 bedrooms 6 bathrooms 7,150 square feet Architect Nick Peckham

this home is very unique to the Columbia market. The interior of the home is minimalistic with clean lines and curved timber beam details. The architect focused on energy efficiency, so the home is close to LEED energy standards. The home is more than 7,000 square feet, but utility costs are close to ½ the cost they would be with conventional construction.


New England Colonial Neighborhood Built in Size

Old Southwest 1939 6 bedrooms 5 bathrooms 7,000 square feet

Architect Ed Cundiff

BUILT IN 1939, THIS WHITE PAINTED BRICK HOME has had multiple renovations that modernized and drastically increased the original 2,450-square-foot house. The most recent renovation was planned by architect Ed Cundiff in 2005 and drew inspiration from the traditional New England Colonial style along with the homeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s idyllic setting of mature oaks and maples. The red bricks on the front porch and the large back patio are antique pavers from Moberly and Chicago. The home is designed with functional space in mind and offers connecting views of the beautiful property from every room.


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French Country Neighborhood Built in Size

Bluff Creek Estates

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Henry Goben, but had an 1,800-square foot addition added in 2017, designed by Kent

2002

Murdock. The recent addition added a 2-car garage, unfinished basement and landscap-

8 bedrooms 9 bathrooms 11,380 square feet

ing to the property. This estate features a classic French Country entrance, gym, theater room

Architect Henry Goben and Kent Murdock

Photo by L.G. Patterson

THIS HOME WAS ORIGINALLY BUILT IN 2002 and was designed by architect

and separate nanny’s quarters with its own kitchen. The home sits on 2.25 parklike acres, complete with a pergola and courtyard-like centerpiece. This home could be yours! It’s currently listed with RE/MAX Boone Realty — head to their website and search “Snowberry Circle” for details.


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BY OLIVIA DESMIT & PEG GILL | PHOTOS BY L.G. PATTERSON It’s officially that time of year when the sky is almost always gray and several layers have to be donned before stepping foot outside. But that doesn’t mean you can’t still have fun! We’ve put together 25 activities that are sure to keep you entertained and jolly this winter. From chop-your-own-tree to an epic craft beer tour, we’re sure we can chase your winter blues away. If you’re looking for something to get your holiday spirit on, check out the events with the Santa’s hat.

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OUTDOORS

Get your Meal on Ice

Are you missing the slow days of summer, casting your line and waiting for a bite? You can replicate that feeling — albeit in chillier weather — with ice fishing on CosmoBethel Lake. Columbia Parks and Recreation teams up with the Missouri Department of Conservation and the Mid-Missouri Chapter of Trout Unlimited to stock trout for the winter months. During the last week of October, about 2,400 trout, most between 10 and 12 inches, are released into the lake. Ice fishing is catch-and-release from Nov. 1 through Jan. 31, but after that date, anglers can take fish under statewide regulations. All fishers between 16 and 64 must have a valid fishing permit. A sign will be posted at the lake if the ice has been checked and was at least 4 inches thick at that time. Columbia Parks and Recreation recommends always fishing with at least one other person and never allowing children to fish alone. Ice fishing is allowed during daylight hours.

Shred some Snow

There are two aspects that must be perfect for sledding: the snow and the sled. Since we can’t control the weather, picking the right sled is essential. There are four main categories of sleds, each with its pros and cons. Which is best for you? FLEXIBLE FLYER. This is probably the sled you found in your grandparents’ shed when you were a kid, and there’s a reason it’s still popular to this day. Flexible Flyers can last longer than plastic sleds because they’re typically made with wood and metal, but the biggest pro is that they can be steered. Cons include if the snow layer is too thin, the blades will hit grass, slowing down your ride. And because they are made of metal and wood, crashes can potentially be more hazardous. PLASTIC TOBOGGAN. Often the easiest to find, plastic toboggans are versatile. They are lightweight, fairly inexpensive and work well. The biggest cons are that because they are plastic, they can crack and break fairly easily, and they can be difficult to steer. SAUCER. These were traditionally metal (if you’re feeling nostalgic, the metal lid of a trashcan will work) but now are typically plastic. If you’re looking for a thrill in your sled ride, saucers are the way to go. They often spin while sliding, creating more of a rollercoaster feel. Cons include difficulty controlling and an increased risk of accidents because of the mandatory cross-legged pose. INFLATABLES. If you’re tight on space, inflatable sleds can be a lifesaver. They typically work the same as regular sleds but can provide extra cushion for bumps. Cons include potential rips and tears, and maintenance to keep them filled with air. Choose wisely! INSIDE COLUMBIA DECEMBER 2019 85


Grab your Skates

Has the temperature finally dropped low enough for lakes to freeze over? Even though we might be in the Midwest, you can still shred some ice in Columbia. Head to Stephens Lake Park, but before you get on the ice, look for a sign that says ice skating is allowed that day. As with ice fishing at Cosmo-Bethel Lake, the ice must be at least 4 inches thick to warrant a sign being posted. Be sure to skate with other people and watch out for ice around partially submerged objects and currents. Dress warm and, after skating, head to the Collins Shelter to start a bonfire with provided wood.

Chop Down a Tree

For a good reason, of course! Instead of dragging out the old artificial tree with the needles falling off, opt for a fresh, fragrant tree. Real trees can also benefit the environment and are produced locally, unlike artificial trees. Most tree farms open after Thanksgiving, but Christmas trees typically last around three weeks, so choose when you cut carefully. There are a few places around Columbia where you can chop your own tree: HINKSON CREEK TREE FARM 4150 Mexico Gravel Road in Columbia TIMBER VIEW TREE FARM 5301 E. Raitt Road in Hartsburg STARR PINES CHRISTMAS TREE FARM 21298 Pleasant Hill Road in Boonville

More Outdoor Fun

BUILDING SNOWMEN Anyone who has ever built a snowman knows that not just any snow will do. It has to be packable snow — the same kind that makes perfect snow balls — and, fortunately, that can be re-created. If the snow is too powdery, simply add a little water to make it more packable. Get creative with your snowman’s accessories. Use a colorful scarf, funky hats and different materials for buttons, eyes and noses. If you have an artistic flair, ditch the basic snow-rolling and try your hand at snow sculpting. BONFIRES One of the best things about cold weather is bonfires. There are plenty of ways to enjoy sitting around a cozy fire, whether

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that’s with roasting marshmallows, sipping on hot cocoa or enjoying a glass of wine. DECORATING TREES One fun activity to do with the kids is to help out creatures that can’t escape the chill for indoor heat. Gather fruit, popcorn, stale bread and whatever else you can find and head outside. Use the bare branches of trees as your canvas and decorate with food items. Squirrels and birds will surely appreciate it! GET OUT

See a Film

Head to the movies this wintry season in search of buttery popcorn and a few hours of enjoyment. Ragtag Cinema, a nonprofit independent movie theater, has showings of popular and newly emerging films. If you’re looking for a hit movie, head to Regal Columbia & RPX or the Goodrich Quality Theaters Forum 8. If you’re more of a fan of live performances, check out Talking Horse Theatre, GreenHouse Theatre Project, Columbia Entertainment Group or the Missouri Theatre Center for the Arts. Student and faculty productions also can be seen at MU’s Rhynsburger Theatre and Corner Playhouse and at Stephens College’s Macklanburg Playhouse and Warehouse Theatre.


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A visit to view The Crossing’s majestic Magic Tree is fast becoming a treasured tradition for many midMissouri families during the holiday season. The Tree Lighting occurs in late November, and the tree remains lit through the holidays into January. Towering 85 feet, the sturdy sycamore is a spectacular sight. Draped in 38 miles of tiny multicolored twinkling lights, it has a breathtaking beauty that is dazzling to behold. The church’s website says there are almost 200,000 lights on the tree, each representing a person living in Boone County and reminding us that every member of our community matters to God and is made in his image. This will be its third year in existence. Daily viewing hours for The Crossing’s Magic Tree are 5 to 10 p.m., and every Friday night in December until Christmas, visitors can enjoy live music, hot drinks and photos from 6 to 9 p.m.

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Making a piece of pottery can be both a fun and functional endeavor. After all, you can actually use what you create if you make something practical such as a mug, vase or bowl. There are a variety of options when it comes to crafting a clay creation. You can hand-build a piece, “throw” one on a pottery wheel or choose a premade piece to paint or decorate with stamps, stencils and other decorating tools. The ceramics studio will fire the piece in its kiln and have it ready to pick up in about a week. Columbia has several ceramics studios offering different options. Some offer classes; others allow walk-ins. It all depends on your preference. Don’t worry if you’ve never potted previously — the studio staff will be happy to help. Look into Squarepeg Art Studio, which is based in a private home in a residential area near downtown; The Mud Room; Pottery Island; or Access Arts.

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Axe Throwing

This sport is a little like throwing darts — only on steroids! Sure, it’s a great way to relieve stress and release rage, but it’s also just plain fun, and there’s usually alcohol involved. You hurl a hatchet at a target on the wall, earning points depending on where it lands. Even though axe throwing is technically an old sport, its surge in popularity is recent. The National Axe Throwing Federation (NATF) was established in 2016 and now represents more than 6,000 league members in more than 75 cities and six countries. Some say these leagues are today’s version of the bowling leagues of yesteryear. They’re a social activity, as much as anything. Axe throwing is something you can do alone or in a group, and venues are popping up everywhere, especially in urban areas, where they’re often in former warehouses. If you think you can “handle” it, Columbia has two axe-throwing venues you can try: COMO Axe Attack and The Axe House. The Axe House even offers a Mobile Target Unit that will come to you!

Painting Places

Looking to unleash your inner Renoir, Van Gogh or Degas? It’s easy to enjoy a brush with fame here in town — the operative word being “brush.” Painting is a wonderful form of self-expression that’s both relaxing and rewarding, since you end up with a finished piece of art you can proudly display on a wall in your home. Don’t fret at the thought of a blank canvas or about a lack of artistic ability. An experienced instructor will guide you through the process step by step. Depending on the place, you’ll either go in and paint on site as part

Little Bethlehem

For many, Christmas Day isn’t about Santa and his sleigh or toys and gifts. Instead, it’s a sacred day that celebrates the miracle of Christ’s birth long ago in the little town of Bethlehem. For Fairview United Methodist Church on Chapel Hill Road, the story of that miracle merits an interactive retelling each year through Little Bethlehem, its inspiring living Nativity, which has been staged for more than 30 years. The cast is mainly made up of church congregants and their friends, who volunteer for various roles along with children, parents and teachers from Mother’s Morning Out, the church-sponsored preschool. Visitors are initially greeted by shepherds who walk them into Bethlehem, where they meet the innkeeper and are

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of a group, or an instructor will come to you and bring all the supplies. On-site painting places in Columbia are The Canvas on Broadway, which offers group painting classes for as many as 62 painters and serves alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages, and Wildys World, in Alley A, which is a mural makers’ studio offering mural parties, team builders and private art lessons. Paint the Town will send an instructor to your home or business and lead you through painting your own work of art. All they need is a group of participants and a well-lit room with tables and chairs.

taken to the stable to meet Mary and Joseph and the Wisemen. Afterward, visitors enter the church through the side door, where they can enjoy refreshments, singing and kids’ crafts. The event is free, a gift from the church to the community, although there is a donation basket inside for visitors who wish to contribute an offering. This year, Little Bethlehem will take place on Friday, Dec. 13, Saturday, Dec. 14, and Sunday, Dec. 15, from 6 to 8 p.m.


Snow Geese Hunting

If you’re feeling a little more adventurous, try your hand at snow geese hunting. Snow geese migrate from the Arctic Circle during the fall and winter, sometimes getting as far south as the Gulf of Mexico but often interspersing in Iowa, Illinois and Missouri. They congregate in large agricultural fields, where they feed on waste grain and small winter annual plants. The closest places to Columbia where people typically go snow goose

hunting include Audrain and Saline counties, says John George, a wildlife biologist with the Missouri Department of Conservation. While snow goose hunting is popular in Missouri, it requires more preparation than hunting for Canada geese or ducks, such as large displays of decoys. Typical duck and goose hunting involves targeting the birds where they eat and rest in water bodies, but snow goose hunting involves targeting where they are feeding.

Embark on a Beer Tour

If you’re feeling a little bit of cabin fever, escape the house with a group beer tour. Grab your friends and embark on a wintry imbibing journey. Feel free to mix up the order, or head to just a few.

STOP 1: BUR OAK. Perhaps one of the most Columbia-essential beers, Bur Oak’s Big Tree Double IPA is a must-try. If you’re not an IPA person, The Old 63 Pilsner is also great.

STOP 2: LOGBOAT BREWING CO. Home of the famous Snapper and Shiphead, Logboat’s industrial interior lends itself to plenty of Insta-worthy moments.

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Music lovers in Columbia are lucky. With venues that allow both large-scale and more intimate performances, we’re able to enjoy a diverse array of musical entertainment. Mizzou Arena often books big-time names and touring artists such as Chris Young. The University of Missouri Concert Series brings acclaimed acts in many musical genres to Jesse Auditorium and the Missouri Theatre each season, including major musicals, internationally renowned symphonies and ballets and more. Shows this winter include The Great Russian Nutcracker in December, “Finding Neverland” in January, and “An American in Paris” and the Russian National Ballet performance of “Swan Lake” in February. The Blue Note draws popular national acts, as well as local and regional ones, and its sister venue, Rose Music Hall, offers shows in a smaller indoor setting, plus al fresco shows at Rose Park during warm weather. Although they aren’t technically “concert venues,” plenty of other places in CoMo offer musical entertainment, too: You can find jazz at Murry’s, aspiring artists at Café Berlin, Odyssey Chamber Music Series’ concerts at First Baptist Church and more. Heck, you can even catch a solo strummer at Potbelly Sandwich Shop! (And grab a Logboat brew, too — a first at any Potbelly location.)

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Escape Rooms

You’ve no doubt heard the expression that something “provides an escape from reality.” That couldn’t be a more apt description of escape rooms: You and your teammates are locked in a themed room and given a time limit to complete some sort of a mission and “escape” the room by finding hidden clues and solving challenging puzzles. The escape room trend started a few years ago, offering players a real-life version of “Mission Impossible,” and has continued to grow, in spite of — or perhaps in part because of — a world gone digital. It’s fun to do something active in real life with others and bond over a satisfying shared experience. Columbia currently has two Escape Room businesses: MindBreak Escape Rooms, located in the Columbia Mall, and Breakout CoMo on north Eighth Street. In addition, the Columbia Public Library has hosted escape room events in the past, including one with a Harry Potter theme.


The MOSY Holiday Home Tour

If you love the magic of the holiday season and delight in decorations, you won’t want to miss the Missouri Symphony Society’s (MOSY) Holiday Home tour, happening the first weekend in December. You can take a tour of four festive, fabulously decorated homes in various neighborhoods throughout Columbia. It’s the perfect chance to sneak a peek at how other folks deck the halls! Who knows? You might even find ideas and inspiration for your own home. This marks the 36th year for the annual fundraising event, which helps ensure that the Missouri Symphony can continue to amaze audiences with the artistry of its talented musicians. Tour hours are 1 to 4 p.m. Friday, Dec. 6, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 7, and 1 to 4 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 8. Tickets are $15 in advance or $20 day of, and are available online at www.themosy. org or at the Broadway D&H Drugstore, all Columbia Hy-Vee locations and McAdams LTD.

The Candy Cane Crib

For years, when the holiday season rolled around, Ryan Shultz’s house was the stuff of local legend in Columbia, known as “The Candy Cane Crib” because of its incredible holiday lights. People flocked to see it and offered Shultz money to help defray his electric bill, but he opted to donate those funds to charity instead. By 2017, Schultz felt he needed a bigger canvas to capture his vision, so he talked to Logboat Brewing Company, which agreed to let him decorate the brewery’s exterior and also pledged a generous charitable donation. You could say things snowballed from there. Taylor Dalton joined forces with Schultz, and the brewery became a bona fide seasonal attraction, complete with special holiday festivities, a visit from Santa, live music and more. This marks the Candy Cane Crib’s third year at Logboat and its 10th year in existence. It’s a project both men are passionate about, hoping it will become a holiday tradition for families in and around Columbia and will encourage

Spas

As joyous and fun-filled as the holiday season can be, it can also be a major stress fest. That’s where spa services come in. Who wouldn’t enjoy a chance to recharge and refresh during the dead of winter? A massage, facial, manipedi or other treatment can provide a blissful break when it’s bleak. Far and away, massage is the most popular spa service in the U.S., and it offers a host of health benefits, including calming the nerves, reducing anxiety, helping to relieve depression and stimulating the lymphatic system. Didn’t happen to receive any gift certificates for pampering during the holidays? Not to worry. Columbia is home to many topnotch spots offering spa services. The types of services vary, but some options to consider are: The Strand Salon and Spa, Riversong Spa & Salon, Dermistique, Bella’s Massage, Rebecca’s Day Spa, Cayce Medical Spa, KeLani Wellness Spa, Life is Sweet Massage Therapy and CoMo Massage.

people to remember worthwhile local charities during the season of giving. It’s grown each year, adding more lights and structures, and this year it promises to be even bigger and better than ever. Look for two Santa Nights from 6 to 9 p.m. Dec. 7 and 21. The second one will include a huge raffle giveaway of local goodies!

Any donations received this year will benefit the Columbia Golf Foundation.

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Get your Green Thumb On Just because it’s cold outside doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy fresh herbs and produce. Worried about that green thumb getting frostbite? Simply move your garden indoors. You can use pots, planters or really any other containers to hold your plants. The most important thing you will need is light. If your home doesn’t have a spot that gets enough sunlight, you can invest in grow lights that can be found fairly inexpensively.

Some herbs that grow well indoors include basil, parsley, thyme, mint, cilantro, oregano and chives. If you’re looking for something a little more advanced, try tomatoes, peppers, greens (such as kale and spinach) or carrots. Indoor gardening can be a great project to do with the kids, from making a trip to the store for materials to watering newly sprouted seedlings — all the way to that first bite of your home-grown goodness.

Kitchen Creations

While there are a lot of winter dishes and desserts you could make, sometimes simple is better. Enlist the kids’ help in making this snow ice cream, but maybe leave them out of the hot toddy preparation.

SNOW ICE CREAM

8 cups of snow (or shaved ice) 1 14-ounce can sweetened condensed milk 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Extra toppings, as needed Pour condensed milk over snow or shaved ice. Add vanilla and other toppings. Stir until well-mixed. Serve immediately.

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1 ounce bourbon, brandy or scotch 1 tablespoon honey 2 teaspoons lemon juice ¼ cup water, boiling Mix bourbon, honey and lemon juice. Top with hot water and stir until honey is dissolved.

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Looking for a beverage a little more grown up? Curl up with a steaming hot toddy. Made with bourbon and honey, this traditional toddy is sure to warm you up from fingers to toes. Recipe via Epicurious.

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Get Cozy & Creative

Whether you have kids or you’re wanting to relive the days when you were one, blanket forts are fun for everyone. THERE ARE A FEW ESSENTIAL STEPS TO CREATING A BLANKET FORT STEP 1 Choose your location. Your fort can face a TV if you’re looking to set up a cozy movie-watching nest; if you’re looking for more stability, use a table as the base of your fort. STEP 2 Gather all of the blankets and pillows you have in your home. STEP 3 Construction time! Make sure to use paper weights, books, hand weights or anything else heavy to weigh down blankets and ensure they won’t slide off. STEP 4 Line your fort with plenty of pillows and any blankets left over. STEP 5 Enjoy your cozy haven, preferably with hot cocoa (or a hot toddy!) and a good book, movie or just spending time with friends or family.

Binge the Blues Away

It doesn’t matter if you’re a die-hard Netflix fan, an Amazon Prime-watcher or a Disney-plus subscriber, chances are you’ve binge-watched at least one series since the inception of streaming services. Don’t worry, we’re not judging. In fact, we’re big fans of grabbing a bowl of popcorn, some hot cocoa and curling up on the couch … for several hours. If you’re looking for a new series to get hooked on, check out our staff recommendations and reader picks. Try something new — from the comfort of your home. S TA F F R E CO M M E N D AT I O N S

“HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER”

“This show is based off of a book series written by Diana Gabaldon. It doesn’t conform to one genre so it has something for everyone. History, romance, sci-fi, there’s a lot! The fifth season will be premiering in February so there is a lot to catch up on, making it great for binge watching.” Megan Schmeling, graphic designer

“I love the mystery of who the mother is throughout the entire series, and it’s an authentic show with great life lessons in every episode. It’s essentially impossible to pick which character is your favorite because all five of them have qualities that you can relate to on some level. It’s just a series that makes you feel happy. Christine Lepp, director of sales

“OUTLANDER”

“YELLOWSTONE”

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“Hosted on Paramount Network, “Yellowstone” is like The Sopranos, except with cowboys. It has drama, action and mystery all wrapped into one easy-to-get-hooked-on show.” Scotty Cox, Clear 99 radio personality

“DOWNTOWN ABBEY”

“THIS IS US”

“BIG LITTLE LIES”

“It’s a family story line that is mostly in the present, but has flashbacks of their pasts, as well as glimpses of their future. Because of this, it’s a great show to get hooked on because you’re constantly getting little clues. It’s a great family drama that will have you empathizing with the main characters — laughing with them, grieving with them and cheering them on.” Victoria Brees, event planner

“The costumes, drama and characters are all outstanding!” Nancy Adrian

“Besides the most fantastic cast, I really love this show because it showcases the difficulties of working moms, real relationship issues with friends, spouses and your children. The characters are so well built in the first episode that it leaves you eager to know more. I was hooked. It also has one of the best soundtracks I’ve heard lately!” Nicole Calvert

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Savory Seasonal Stew RED WINE AND LAMB MINGLE MARVELOUSLY.

BY AMANDA ELLIOTT

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f you’re looking for the perfect dish to serve guests at a holiday gathering, I have the ideal no-fuss option that will surely be the star of the party. It’s a great introduction for those who are on the fence about lamb and it’s a cozy, warm entrée that will hit the spot on a cold night. Serve over polenta, buttered noodles or any other starch you think would make a nice match.

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2 tablespoons tomato paste 1 bottle pinot noir ½ cup pomegranate molasses 2 sprigs of fresh thyme 1 tablespoon honey Salt/pepper to taste

DIRECTIONS Heat oven to 350 degrees. In a large Dutch oven pan, heat olive oil on medium high. Add onions and garlic and sauté for 3-5 minutes. Add in carrots, potatoes and mushrooms. Sauté for an additional 3 minutes and then

remove from pan and place in a bowl. Toss lamb with salt, pepper and flour in a bowl. In same Dutch oven pan, add butter and then add lamb. Caramelize lamb on all sides, and then remove from pan. Add tomato paste to pan and cook for 1 minute and then add in all vegetables and lamb. Add wine and let reduce briefly, making sure to scrape up any bits in the bottom of the pan. Add in pomegranate molasses, honey and thyme. Cover and place in oven. Let cook for 1½ - 2 hours, until meat is fork tender. Adjust seasoning as needed.


flavor department COOKING ARTICLE WITH BROOK TITLE Brook Harlan is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park, New York. He is a culinary arts instructor at the Columbia Area Career Center.

Coarse Correction DISCOVER THE DIFFERENCE OF “TRUE” GRITS WITH SPICY SHRIMP.

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BY FOOD EDITOR BROOK HARLAN • PHOTOS BY L.G. PATTERSON have been a big fan of grits for a long time, or at least what I thought was grits. About 10 years ago I got to try some OG Grits. They were coarse-ground with a stone mill powered by the War Eagle Creek (a tributary of the White River) in Rogers, Arkansas. Quick grits do not taste like this, nor do other coarse-ground grits you get in the store. The difference is similar to the difference between freshly squeezed lemon juice and bottled lemon juice. If you have always used lemon juice out of a

plastic bottle, that is lemon juice to you. But once you figure out you can squeeze it out of a fresh lemon, there is a clear and distinct difference. A word of warning: Just like getting lemon juice from the bottle vs getting lemon juice from a fresh lemon, there is extra work. But the final result is worth it.

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SOAK War Eagle Mill is a great resource for true grits, but there are many other locations around the country. Like most things, there is a way to do it and a better way to do it. Many times the bag for your grits may lead you slightly astray. The soak is very important — I will let you know how I have adjusted the soak — for now, my method is ever-evolving. The soak is why the next time you cook grits it will lead

the grits cook more quickly and need less

plate. The shrimp can be cooked toward

to a superior result. Real stone-ground

attention. Once the liquid has simmered

the end in the liquid or sautéed separate-

grits have the chaff from the corn. Think

and you have added the grits back in, turn

ly. Keep a close eye on the shrimp; they

of the parts of popcorn that get stuck in

the heat to low and stir every minute or

can easily overcook if left in too long.

your teeth. Wouldn’t it be nice to remove

two to keep them from sticking to the

You just want to see them turn from

them? By soaking them, you can. Many

bottom. As they thicken, you may need

white to pink. If you need to, you can cut

methods suggest soaking them in water,

to stir a little more often. Once the grits

into a larger one to check and make sure

stock, whey or milk overnight. I like heat-

have started to thicken, taste them and

it is cooked all the way through.

ing the milk before soaking and find that

season lightly with salt and pepper. If they

they cook much nicer the second day.

have a little crunch to them, they need a

OTHER

Find a tall container (that won’t melt with

little more liquid. Once they have a slight

The dish is shrimp and grits, but there are

boiling liquid). Place your grits inside,

bite — not a crunch — they are ready

so many other items that make the dish. If

bring about 5 times the amount of liquid

to go. Turn off the heat. They can sit for

you can find some good andouille sausage

to a simmer (add a nice pinch of salt) and

30 to 40 minutes on the stove if needed,

or tasso ham, it will add a tremendous

pour it over the dry grits. Stir vigorously

until the rest of your food is ready. Just

amount of flavor. Bacon, ham, Canadian

with a spoon and watch pieces of chaff

add in a small amount of liquid and re-

bacon or spicy sausage can work as a

start floating to the top. Use a small

heat over medium heat. Make sure to add

substitute. I like to brown the meat, add

strainer or perforated spoon to scrape off

cheese, then butter off the heat, so the fat

in the onions until the edges start to

the floating chaff from the liquid. Repeat

does not separate. If you happen to have

brown, then remove them all and reserve

the process of stirring and scraping off the

any leftover grits, they store well. Make

till the end. After that, you can add all of

chaff another 3 or 4 times. Each time you

sure to cool them completely uncovered

the liquid and other aromatics to reduce

will scoop out a little less. Now place the

in the refrigerator before covering them.

the sauce. Aromatics include, but are not

container in the refrigerator overnight or

Cooked grits keep in the refrigerator for 3

limited to, garlic, tomatoes, white wine,

at least 4 to 5 hours to soak.

to 4 days, but after that should be frozen.

lemon juice, pepper flakes, onions and

They reheat well in the microwave or in a

herbs. After the sauce’s flavors have had

saucepan on the stove.

time to meld, the meat and onions can

COOK Heating cold grain and cold liquid

be added back in the pan along with the

together can lead to bad things. It can

SHRIMP

take much longer and it is much easier

A 4- to 6-ounce portion is great per

can be whisked in once the shrimp are

for the items at the bottom of the pan

person, the size will depend on your

cooked. Toss in the chopped parsley and

to stick and need constant attention. I

preference. Larger shrimp are great for a

season to taste. Spoon out a portion of

like to strain the liquid from the soaked

smaller group for a plated dinner. Small-

grits onto each plate and top with a heap

grits, bring it back to a simmer and then

er shrimp would work better for a larger

of the shrimp with sauce. The combina-

whisk the grits back into the liquid once it

group where you’re not keeping track

tion of the creamy grits and the spicy

comes back to a simmer. I find this helps

of how many shrimp are going on each

shrimp are worth the wait.

shrimp. A generous amount of butter

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SHRIMP AND GRITS 4 SERVINGS

SHRIMP

1 to 1 1/2 pounds large shrimp, peeled or 1 ½ to 2 pounds un-peeled

1 cup real stone ground grits

2 Tbsp olive oil

2 to 3 ounces shredded cheddar

4 to 6 ounces Andouille sausage, small diced (or another spiced sausage)

5 cups milk or other liquid 1 to 2 ounces butter

3 to 4 ounces Tasso Ham, small diced (or an other spiced ham)

Place your grits inside a tall container, bring liquid

1 Onion, small diced

Pour it liquid over dry grits. Stir vigorously with a

4 Garlic Cloves, minced 1 cup diced tomatoes with juice 1 cup water 1 cup white wine 1 lemon, juiced 1 tsp pepper flakes (optional, leave out for milder dish) 4 Tablespoons minced parsley 1 bunch green onions, thinly sliced 4 Tbsp butter, diced

to a simmer separately with a heavy pinch of salt. spoon and watch pieces of chaff start floating to the top. Use a small strainer or perforated spoon to scrape off the floating chaff from the liquid. Repeat the process of stirring and scraping off the chaff another 3 or 4 times. Place the container in the refrigerator overnight or at least 4 to 5 hours to soak. Stur once more the next day and remove any floating chaff. Strain liquid again and bring to simmer, add in soaked grits and reduce the heat to medium-low. Simmer for another 20 to

In a large saute pan, cook diced andouille and

30 minutes until grits are tender, stirring frequently

tasso ham until lightly brown, add onion and

and adding more liquid if needed. Remove from

cook until edges are starting to brown, and sau-

heat and allow to cool slightly. Stir in cheese and

sage and ham have started to develop crispy

butter and season with salt and pepper. Grits can

edges. Remove sausage, ham, and onion and

sit if needed for 30 to 45 minutes until the rest

reserve for later. Add garlic, tomatoes, water,

of your dish is ready. Re-heat over medium heat

wine, lemon juice, and pepper flakes. Simmer

with frequent stirring, add more liquid if needed.

for 10 to 15 minutes until the flavors have melded and the liquid has reduced by about half. Add sausage, ham, and onion back into the pan along with shrimp and sliced green onion. Cook until the shrimp has turned from white to pink all the way through (cut into one). Add in the parsley and turn off the heat. Add all of the butter at once and stir constantly until the butter has emulsified into the sauce. Season to taste and serve on top of grits in a bowl or on a plate.

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This section offers a monthly rotating selection of restaurants in Columbia drawn from our extensive online dining guide. The restaurants featured in this section are picked by our magazine editors and are not chosen with any consideration to advertising. To include your restaurant in our extensive online dining guide, email peg@insidecolumbia.net COLEY’S AMERICAN BISTRO AMERICAN 15 S. Sixth St. coleysamericanbistro.com

Burger, and there are entrée options to

Coley’s is a comfortable, unpretentious

borhood hangout, but on an elevated

D. ROWE’S AMERICAN 1005 Club Village Dr. drowesrestaurant.com

level. The patio is a pleasant perk to

D. Rowe’s bills itself as Columbia’s

enjoy when weather’s nice. A couple

“Regular” Place, and it’s easy to see why

standout starters are the Shrimp Tacos,

— it’s a Best of Columbia hall-of-famer

featuring fire-grilled shrimp tossed in

for “Best spot to watch the game.” It’s got

a smoky honey-chipotle sauce and the

a relaxed family-friendly atmosphere,

Coley’s Nachos. The Grilled Salmon

ample-sized portions of good grub —

Salad is a popular pick, and the rotating

and you want to keep returning. The

soup creations are yummy and inventive.

minute you step inside you’re smacked

You can’t go wrong with their Classic

with the enticing aroma of woodsmoke

place that consistently serves good food. It has the hallmarks of a favorite neigh-

THE QUARRY

suit every taste, including the unique Artichoke Cakes and Hoisin Pork Chop.


— a delicious reminder of the hickory

lover, their matcha lattes are top-notch.

smoked wings that await. D. Rowe’s

Their food offerings include crepes,

smoked wings are not to be missed!

salads, tempura and more.

They’re dry rubbed and award-winning and flat-out fabulous. The menu’s wide, another reason why it’s easy to make D. Rowe’s a regular place. The pulled pork sandwich on a Kaiser bun melts in your mouth, and D. Rowe’s knows to offer creamy coleslaw as a topping.

NOURISH CAFÉ & MARKET BAKERY & CAFÉ 1201 E. Broadway nourishcafemarket.com Nourish is known for organic, nutrientrich, unprocessed food made from scratch. The entire menu is free of gluten,

THE HEIDELBERG BAR & GRILL 410 S 9th St. theheidelberg.com

soy, corn, refined sugar and preservatives.

At The Heidelberg, happy hour means

uncluttered and clean as its offerings. You

appetizers are buy one, get one free —

can enjoy smoothies, bowls, salads, sand-

otherwise known as half-priced apps

wiches/wraps, even raw vegan desserts.

to regulars. The best way to experi-

The Broadway Bowl, for instance, offers a

ence this deal is to make it into a meal

healthful and flavorful array of marinated

with a group of friends. Order several

kale, roasted sweet potatoes, roasted

apps and share them with the table,

broccoli, lemon garlic hummus and cauli

tapas-style. The Heidelberg’s appetizer

balls. You can opt to add in hormone free

offerings draw on classic pub fare and

chicken, grass-fed beef or other punches

include some can’t-miss options. Try

of protein for a few dollars more.

the bacon and Cheddar skins — potato boats topped with a hearty helping of Cheddar cheese and crumbled bacon. Other delicious offerings include burgers, such as the Heidelburger, chili and other pub food. Gather earlier and experience The Heidelberg's patio overlooking the MU campus, or visit late and get cozy in one of the pub's many booths.

In other words, it’s tasty food you can feel good — almost righteous — about eating. Nourish’s minimalist atmosphere is as

PIZZA TREE PIZZA 909 Cherry St. pizzatreepizza.com Yes, Columbia has a plethora of pizza places. But Pizza Tree stands apart because its pizzas are so imaginative and delicious. Who else makes a Banh Mi pizza? This Pizza Tree pie packs a piquant punch.

BUBBLECUP TEA BAKERY & CAFE 23 S. Ninth St.; 1101 Grindstone Pkwy Suite 107 bubblecuptea.com

In spite of the slight sensation that your

If you’re a fan of tea, boba or Japanese

deceptively simple but is really great — the

cuisine, you’ll definitely be a fan of

Steven Cheese, with garlic-herb butter.

Bubblecup Tea. As soon as you walk into

And while you can choose from Pizza

one of their stores, you’re surrounded by

Tree’s set pie offerings, you can also build

all of the tea options that they offer. If

your own. Due to the eatery’s small size

you are a milk tea fan, try the Royal Milk

and limited seating, carry out or delivery’s

Tea — or if you’re a matcha green tea

probably your best bet.

lips are on fire, you can’t resist another slice. Plus, it’s pretty, with its colorful house-made kimchi and spiraling drizzle of chile aioli … Another top nosh sounds

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BUCKINGHAM SMOKEHOUSE BAR-B-Q BARBECUE 3804 Buttonwood Drive buckinghamsmokehouse.com

sides and sweet potatoes are something

eaters, their ribs and smoked chicken are

to be celebrated. The secret to their

a must-try.

Buckingham is probably the longest-

but looking for something slightly on

success? A 5,000-pound smoker that

standing barbecue place in Columbia —

the healthy side, try their pit salad — a

LAS MARGARITAS MEXICAN 5614 E St. Charles Rd., Suite E; 220 S 8th St.; 10 Southampton Dr. lasmargaritascolumbia.com

they celebrated 20 years last year — and

salad topped with plenty of smoked meat

Although they now have several loca-

for good reason. Their smoked meats,

of your choice. For the more traditional

tions throughout Columbia, the original

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Las Margaritas sits on Corporate Lake, near

curry with stir fried broccoli, carrots,

something from their expansive bar menu,

Rock Bridge High School. This Mexican

onions and zucchini with your choice of

featuring local brews, custom cocktails like

restaurant has stolen the hearts of many

sauce. The coconut curry and Demon

the Fla-mango and frozen Irish coffee.

Columbians with their margaritas, fajitas

Chicken are also great choices. Every dish

and tacos. Try the fajitas nachos — tortilla

is customizable with your preference; the

chips topped with queso, fajita peppers,

restaurant allows diners to choose how

onions and your choice of meat. They are

spicy they want their meal.

a perfect combination of nachos and fajitas

CHRIS MCD’S FINE DINING 1400 Forum Blvd., Suite 38 chrismcds.com

THE QUARRY SOUTHERN & HOMESTYLE 1201 E. Broadway thequarrybar.com

Chris McD’s is an oft-overlooked steak-

If you’ve ever been to New Orleans — or are

vodka and a sugared rim and is a must-try.

BANGKOK GARDENS ASIAN 811 Cherry St. bangkokgardens.com

still hoping to get to visit The Big Easy —

While you’re at the bar, try the baked crab

head to The Quarry to get a taste. Try the

and shrimp dip with a five-cheese blend

shrimp po’ boy with fried or sautéed shrimp,

and toasted French bread. For an entrée,

served on a sandwich with lettuce, tomato,

the Pan Seared Jumbo Sea Scallops with

If you go to Bangkok Gardens, you’re go-

mayo and spicy fries. Looking for something

fire-roasted peppers, sweet corn, select

ing to get a lot of recommendations from

with a little more heat? Try the shrimp &

greens and avocado puree will leave you

locals. The best part? They’re all going to

crawfish etouffee, a spiced seafood stew

wanting to come back time and time again.

be amazing. Try the Nheu Phat, Paht Nam

served with rice. Don’t leave without order-

Chris McD’s is perfect for business dinners,

Mon Hoy, or Kai Paht Kratiem — chicken

ing the beignets and wash it down with

date night and everything in between.

in one dish. You can’t go wrong with a margarita, but Las Margaritas also has delicious mojitos as well — their strawberry mojito won Best of Columbia’s best cocktail in 2019.

house and seafood restaurant. One of their signature cocktails, the pineapple martini, features house-made sweet pineapple

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Whiskers and Wine The Whiskers and Wine Auction Gala was an evening of fine dining, wine and revelry in support of the Central Missouri Humane Society. Stephens College students paired with local rescue animals to create fashion-forward looks that captivated the crowd.

Date Oct. 24

Angie DeWitt & Butters

Location Holiday Inn Executive Center Benefiting Organization Central Missouri Humane Society

Photos by Megan McBride

Lori Guy & Robin LaBrunerie

Joe Moseley

Richard Wallace & Bea Smith

Laura Morgan & Lyle Johnson

Gary Drewing & Mary Jo Henry

Ann Kroenke & Charlotte

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DKB Showroom

9am-12noon

1729 W. Broadway in shopping

Bring your children to have their photo taken with Santa. Enjoy homemade cookies made in the DKB test kitchen and holiday coloring pages.

Mark your calendar and make plans to attend.


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Members of the Columbia Chamber of Commerceâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s EPIC division gathered for their Friday Night Lights Mixer on Nov. 7 to celebrate the fall season. There were appetizers and drinks, networking and fun activities for attendees to take part in! The event was a phenomenal way to relax while making new connections and strengthening old ones.

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2019 Boone County Hall of Fame The Menser Family

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The 2019 Boone County Hall of Fame “History Makers” Gala was held on Friday, Nov. 1. Honored were new enshrinees Judge Ann Covington, Buchroeders Jewelry, and the late Don Faurot. The 370 guests at the Atrium on 10th Street enjoyed a dinner by bleu Events and tribute videos devoted to each of the three enshrinees. Dr. Peter Steipleman was the evening’s emcee. Net proceeds support the endowment trust of the Boone County Historical Society as well as the society’s operational needs.

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4th Annual Casino Night to Benefit Welcome Home The Welcome Home organization held their 4th Annual Casino Night on Nov. 1 in the Lela Raney Wood Ballroom on the Stephens College Campus to raise money to uplift and restore the lives of our nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s veterans.

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Under the CPSF The Columbia Public Schools Foundation celebrated its annual fall event, Under the CPSF, on Oct. 15 at the Kimball Ballroom at Stephens College. The event highlighted the foundationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s recent grants and celebrated the 2019 Hall of Leaders honorees, which include Outstanding Alumni, Retired Educators and Volunteers. Marilyn Soucie, Jan Mees, Judi Schoonover, Susan Nichols, Teresa Maledy & Cathie Loesing

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few months ago, I was standing at the deli counter at a local grocery store when the clerk asked me what I did for a living. I responded by saying, “I’m a County Commissioner here in Boone County.” In the most respectful way possible, she said. “What’s that?” “Well,” I replied. “I spend a lot of time talking to people about their gravel roads, sewer systems and the vicious dogs in their neighborhood.” Without skipping a beat, she asked, “Can you do something about my landlord?” I was caught off guard by her question and my curiosity got the best of me. I wanted to know more. To make a long story short, this young lady was a single mother of two children living in a two-bedroom duplex outside the city limits of Columbia. She proceeded to tell me there had been standing sewage on the lower level of her apartment for the last three weeks and that her landlord had refused to take care of the problem. By this point, her two young children were now getting sick and the smell in her apartment was becoming unbearable. When she threatened to withhold rent, the landlord told her to pack up and move somewhere else. For most of us, that would seem like a reasonable thing to do. Unfortunately, for this young mother, her hourly pay of just $9.91 (approximately $21,000 annually) makes it very difficult to come up with the two month’s rent which is often required for another rental, plus the additional utility and damage deposits. To complicate matters further, it’s nearly impossible to find two-bedroom rentals for $500 per month in Columbia, let alone in your child’s current school boundaries. Most of the listings you’ll find on Zillow in this price range don’t include interior

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photos of the rental units. I’m guessing there’s a good reason for that. Realizing that I might be guilty of being stereotypical, I might also cautiously point out that many of the “affordable” rentals available in Columbia are in crime-infested, unsafe neighborhoods. Because of these obstacles and more, most of the “working poor” in our county have no choice but to tolerate their desperate living conditions, while their slumlord landlords continue collecting rent. When I got back to the office, I conferred with my colleagues on the commission, members of the Columbia/Boone County Health Department and with Boone County Sheriff Dwayne Carey. Those conversations led me to a litany of horror stories of bedroom walls covered with black mold, carpeting soaked by broken water heaters and leaking pipes, bed bugs, cockroaches, dangerous electrical issues and inoperable furnaces. If you’re lucky enough to find affordable housing within the city limits of Columbia, you have the good fortune of being protected by rental housing standards that prevent landlords from taking advantage of their tenants. If you live in the county and you qualify for public assistance with a Section 8 voucher, you’re also protected by federal standards that mandate landlords “to provide decent, safe and sanitary housing.” But if you’re trying to rebuild your life, boot-strapping it without public assistance, there is NO protection for you. How can this be fair? For almost 20 years, the Boone County Commission has tried to get rental housing standards in place for the unincorporated areas of the county. Because we do not have a charter form of government, we are dependent on the state legislature to enact these

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