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Seeking Grooms

Seeking a suitable match for a 33-yearold girl, 5’6”, Melbourne based CPA, working as a consultant. The boy should be well qualified, professionally settled in Australia, with a minimum height of 5’9”. Contact n.bhandari085@gmail.com or + 61433391881.

Seeking professionally qualified settled match for Sydney based, never married Aus citizen, Hindu, Punjabi Khatri, 45, 5'3" slim, fair, attractive girl. Girl is postgraduate and is working on a good position in government organisation. Please send details with photo to Indsyd2016@gmail.com

Seeking suitable professional boy born and brought up in Australia for young attractive girl, never married, 31, 5'2". Looks much younger, born and brought up in Sydney. Professional educator, Hindu Indian well settled family. Please email to rtmkh8064@gmail.com or call 0426 180 427.

Seeking professionally qualified match for attractive 28 year old, 5’ 3” Punjabi Hindu Saraswat Brahmin BAMS doctor girl. DOB: Apr 1990. Currently living and practising in Chandigarh. She is passionate about her work as an Ayurveda doctor and enjoys traditional Indian culture. Looking for well settled, educated, non-drinker and nonsmoker Punjabi Brahmin boy in Australia or India. Please send details with photo to yoginderkumar@gmail.com

Auntyji Says

OMG, you truly are the manifestation of Kaali if you were able to punish your husband by not speaking to him for over a week. See, normally I would say your husband is a badmaash, a zalim, but in this instance, based on your behaviour, I reckon you are the kalankani. So your husband made a flippant comment. Judging by your reaction, there must have been some truth to this, because anyone else would have laughed because it was funny. But clearly you have the bitterness of a karela with how you treat your husband. You like to punish him - and you are doing this now with your zaherila silent treatment. Arrenagin, sambhalja. Do you want your children's future spouses treating them the way you are treating your pati? You should do some reflection. Are you a nice person at home? Do you speak with love in your voice or is everything like poison dripping from your gala? And as for your husband, he is the father of your children. Show him love and affection, because he too has a choice in how he treats you: you’re lucky he is not a jaahil like you.

DEAR AUNTYJI

I recently went to the US to visit a cousin, and I was introduced to her daughter and her American husband. Now Peter is white as white can be, he grew up in the Midwest, and he works in IT, but Auntyji, he spoke shuddh Hindi to me. When I made him a cup of tea, he said, shukriya, aapki daya ki koi seema nahi. Auntyji, after I picked myself off the floor, I asked him where he learnt to speak like that. He replied that when he met Nandita five years ago, he made an effort to learn to speak Hindi. And then, when we went to our sister's wedding anniversary, he went around speaking Hindi while everyone just marvelled at him. Now Auntyji, my daughter too is married to a gora, but the only Hindi words he knows are biryani and raita. I wish Mike would learn to speak Hindi like Peter so that all my relatives can be impressed. When I mentioned this to my daughter, she went pffft in my face, as though I had suggested she grow a seeng mathhe par. How can I convince Mike to learn Hindi, Auntyji? Any guidance offered will be gratefully accepted.

Auntyji Says

Look at you, ek gora Hindi kya uguldiya, you are all impressed. So what if he learnt the language and walks around seeking validation from desi log in order to get over the vanilla of his whiteness. He grew up in the Midwest and is in IT – could he possibly get any blander? So Peter realised this, and he probably decided, while he was under the effect of curry fever, that he would become more interesting if he learnt the language and then spouted it like a typical firangi who has nothing interesting about them but their affectations. Well, good for him and his bland self. But the real problem is with you. Why do you find this impressive? You probably speak three languages, do you want people to comment on how well you speak English? Please leave poor Mike be. At least he doesn't try to be something he is not, and he does not seek validation from anyone. Sharam karo, ashikshit behen, that you even thought about changing another human being to make yourself look good. Yet another kalankani you are.

Beautiful, highly educated with very good family background, soft spoken, career oriented, 33-year-old vegetarian Brahmin girl, working, well settled in Sydney, seeks an educated, teetotaller boy with good family background. Prefer Australian citizen or PR.

Please contact rajsyd83@gmail.com

Seeking Brides

Seeking 25-30-year-old Hindu/Punjabi girl from Australia for our 32-year-old specialist doctor son, 5’9", born and brought up in Sydney. Please respond: gupta_rsr@hotmail.com or ph 0414282510

Alliance invited for well educated, divorced, 5' 9", 1975 born Sikh Khatri boy. Working and self employed, earning 100k per year. Looking for compatible Sikh girl from Australia. Early marriage. Phone: 0422102242 or Email: ghai07@yahoo.com

Seeking professionally qualified, settled match for Sydney based, never married Aus citizen, Hindu, Punjabi Khatri 44, 6', and athletic built boy. He is project manager with engineering background and is working in a private organisation. Please send details with photo to Indsyd2016@gmail.com

Australian citizen, male, professional, working for Government department, owns house in Sydney, huge assets. Seeking suitable match for marriage. Contact sydneyboy293@yahoo.com or 0438029833