MATRIMONIALS

Seeking Grooms

Match required for my sister, Aus citizen, Hindu Punjabi (non-veg) 5’0”, slim/ fair/beautiful, 1988-born, Masters of Professional Accounting, working in Melb. Aus Citizen/PR req. Email melbournejodi@yahoo.com

Seeking professionally qualified, well-settled match in Australia for convent educated, BTech MBA, 29, 5’2” fair, slim, smart Kayastha girl, currently working in Ernst & Young, Delhi, India. Caste no bar. Please send details with photo to sudhirsaxena6116@gmail.com

Well-settled family in Australia seeks a match for a 5’2” Ramgarhia Sikh girl, 28 years old. The girl has Australian PR and is B Tech in Computer Science. Please contact 0430 076 580

Seeking professionally qualified settled match for Sydney based, never married Aus citizen, Hindu, Punjabi Khatri 45, 5’3”, slim, fair, attractive girl. Girl is postgraduate and is working on a good position in government organisation. Please send details with photo to Indsyd2016@gmail.com

Seeking Brides

Seeking professionally qualified, well-settled match for Sydney based, never married Aus citizen, Hindu, Punjabi Khatri boy, 44, 6’, athletic built. He is project manager with engineering background and is working in a private organisation. Please send details with photo to Indsyd2016@gmail.com

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The T-Rex, a nine-patty cheeseburger created by an outlet of Canadian burger chain Wendy’s, has been safely extinct since 2013 two pounds of kidneys, an eight ounce steak, two eggs, a pound of cheese, two slices of bread, a pound of mushrooms, two pounds of carrots, a cauliflower, 10 peaches, four pears, two apples, four bananas, two pounds of plums, two pounds of grapes, and two glasses of milk. She was rushed to hospital where surgeons cut her open – but she died before they could remove her lunch.

It reminded me of a true story from this column in 2014. A woman ate so much to celebrate Lunar New Year that she exploded. A nutritionist at Beijing Friendship Hospital said the 58-yearold patient felt ill from overeating and demanded a lunchectomy. The electric knife used by a surgeon provided a spark which met combustible gases from alcohol, causing a messy explosion in the operating theatre.

I don’t wish to be morbid or anything, but you have to admit, if you have to die, this is pretty cool way to go. You eat all your favourite foods, and before even your weighing scale can reproach you, BOOM, you’re done.

And someone else gets to clean up the mess. Now, please excuse me while I go dislocate my jaw.

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