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Looking for match for Young, Unmarried girl, 31, born and brought up in Sydney with Hindu Indian family, working as teaching professional with NSW Govt in Sydney. Boy must be Educated Professional born, brought up in Sydney. Please call 0425 333 990

Seeking match for a well-settled, beautiful, slim, divorced, professionally qualified girl from Rajput family. 46 years old (look much younger). Australian citizen, own house. Send your details and a photo on indsyd09@ gmail.com

Seeking a suitable alliance for our daughter, she is 30 years old Hindu Brahmin. Born and raised in Australia living on the Gold Coast. Working for an Accounting firm, we are seeking someone that is also Hindu and preferably Brahmin. Funny, caring and respectful with a good education. Seeking someone who is born in Australia or has been living here for numerous years, someone with a good education and who shares the same values. Please email krishan11radha@gmail.com

We are a well settled Jat Sikh family living in Australia and are seeking a professionally qualified match for our 5’2’’, slim, fair, attractive, 30-yearold daughter working as a lawyer in Queensland. Caste no bar. Please contact Hardev3058@gmail.com

Seeking professionally qualified settled match for Sydney-based, nevermarried Australian citizen, Hindu, Punjabi Khatri 45, 5’3’ slim, fair, attractive girl. Girl is postgraduate and is working on a good position in government organisation. Please send details with photo to indsyd2016@gmail.com.

Seeking professionally qualified match for attractive 27 year old, 5’3” Punjabi Hindu Saraswat Brahmin BAMS doctor girl. Currently living and practicing in Chandigarh. She is passionate about her work as an Ayurveda doctor and enjoys traditional Indian culture. Looking for well settled, educated, non-drinker and non-smoker Punjabi Brahmin boy in Australia or India. Please send details with photo to yoginder.sharma18@gmail.com landfill!” Ah. Right.

5) A Reddit user sent a link to a post by a US woman who joined a weight loss group and managed to shed 100 lbs - after which the other members wanted her to leave because she made everyone else feel like a failure.

6) Another sad example came from a stressed woman who pre-paid for a course of relaxation therapy sessions at an expensive hotel spa in Jakarta. “I slept through the first two sessions, so I drank a pint of coffee before the third - but still slept through it,” sighed the woman, Jacqueline Wan. “It was probably very good but I can’t remember any of it.” So basically she paid a fortune for the same Saturday afternoon nap this columnist achieves on the sofa for nothing. I expressed my deep sorrow for her by pointing, laughing, and feeling smug.

7) “Surely the ultimate example of being too successful is IKEA,” said a colleague, referring to the Swedish furniture shop now found in most countries. “Roughly once a month, somewhere in the world, people are found to have slept overnight in IKEA bedroom display.”

True. I once saw people in a Chinese IKEA store having lunch in the dining room display.

Column done, now it’s time for a sleep. I recommend the IKEA Stockholm 2017 sofa in blue velvet. Good night.

February 2018 By Minal Khona

Minal Khona has been reading tarot cards for the last two decades. She uses her intuition and connect with the cards mostly to help people.