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ISSUE 224 JUNE 2013

“YOU CAN’T SLEEP WITH YOUR TUTOR” IMPACT DEBUNKS THE UNI’S BIGGEST MYTHS

UON’S OFFICIAL FAVOURITE NIGHT OUT 2,200 VOTES WERE CAST • WE REVEAL YOUR WINNER

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It is four times more likely, when sitting in a lecture theatre in a university in the UK, that the professor will be male.

Mechanical Engineering: 26% female undergrads

The University of Nottingham: 27% female and 73% male

On a national scale, 38% of academics are female Computer Science: 12% female

An article written anonymously for the Guardian by a female Russell Group academic has highlighted concerns that GLYHUVLW\ ODZV GR QRW DSSO\ WR DFDGHPLF appointments. The author argued that â&#x20AC;&#x153;throughout higher education... gender and race discrimination remain endemicâ&#x20AC;?. *NQBDU IBT MPPLFE JOUP UIF FYQFSJFODFT PG students and academics at the University of /PUUJOHIBN 5IF 6OJWFSTJUZ PGmDJBMMZ DMBJNT UP GPMMPX B QPMJDZ PG iQPTJUJWF BDUJPOw XIJDI entails various initiatives to encourage more women to apply for positions. This shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t CF DPOGVTFE XJUI QPTJUJWF EJTDSJNJOBUJPO which the University claims is unlawful. *O "QSJM UIF 6OJWFSTJUZ PG /PUUJOHIBN XBT HSBOUFE UIF 4JMWFS "UIFOB 48"/ "XBSET which recognises success in developing employment opportunities for women in TDJFODF UFDIOPMPHZ FOHJOFFSJOH NBUIT and medicine.

The University boasts a relatively even TQMJU PG GFNBMF TUVEFOUT UP NBMFT across all degree disciplines. This is a TMJHIU EFWJBUJPO GSPN UIF OBUJPOBM BWFSBHF where female students dominate UCAS BQQMJDBUJPOT BU )PXFWFS UIFSF JT B IVHF EJTDSFQBODZ BDSPTT EFHSFF TVCKFDUT BU UIF 6OJWFSTJUZ PG /PUUJOHIBN *O $PNQVUFS 4DJFODF POMZ PG TUVEFOUT BSF GFNBMF $PNQVUFS 4DJFODF TUVEFOU $BJUMJO UPME *NQBDU: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve never been treated differently by the staff. As for the www.impactnottingham.com/news

PUIFS TUVEFOUT * E IBWF UP TBZ OP * BN KVTU USFBUFE BT NF *G * UIJOL BCPVU EJTDSJNJOBUJPO within Computer Science or the technology sector as a whole I would have to say that often women put themselves in a separate box - itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the men putting them there.â&#x20AC;? *NQBDU BMTP TQPLF UP /BPNJ XIP TUVEJFT .FDIBOJDBM &OHJOFFSJOH XIFSF of undergraduates are female. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I have EFmOJUFMZ OPUJDFE B HFOEFS JNCBMBODF PO NZ DPVSTF w TIF TBJE i8IFO * MPPL BSPVOE UIF MFDUVSF UIFBUSF XIJDI JT mMMFE XJUI BCPVU TUVEFOUT * EPVCU UIFSF BSF NPSF UIBO B DPVQMF PG EP[FO GFNBMFT BNPOHTU UIFN 1SJPS UP VOJWFSTJUZ * IBE CFFO PO DPVSTFT TQFDJmDBMMZ EFTJHOFE UP FODPVSBHF XPNFO JOUP FOHJOFFSJOH BOE TDJFODFT TP * LOFX UIBU UIF FOHJOFFSJOH JOEVTUSZ XBT XPSLJOH hard to attract more women.â&#x20AC;?

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The vice-chancellor and the registrar are also men.

0O B OBUJPOBM TDBMF PG BDBEFNJDT BSF female. Some put this down to the demands on universities to produce good research.

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AU Spotlight: CHEERLEADING

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8F IBE PVS mSTU DPNQFUJUJPO XJUI UIFN UIJT ZFBS XF DBNF GPVSUI UIFZ DBNF FJHIUI TP that sort of says it all!

Do you actually care how the Varsity teams do, or are you just happy to be there?

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Brownâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Brace Sees Trent Retain Varsity Football Honours 6OJ 5SFOU 8QL PD\ KDYH VHFXUHG RYHUDOO YLFWRU\ RI the 2013 Charity Varsity Series long ago, but Trent took the footballing bragging rights after two second half goals from ZLQJHU -DPLH %URZQ VHFXUHG D YLFWRU\ RYHU WKHLU DUFK HQHPLHV DW 0HDGRZ /DQH 'PS B TJEF XIP mOJTIFE TFDPOE JO UIFJS EPNFTUJD MFBHVF BOE DVQ 6OJ XFSF dogged but ultimately disappointing as Trent completed the football double after their female counterparts won a tight game FBSMJFS JO UIF EBZ

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;The England Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s football team can only afford to play semipro. The captain has two other jobs.â&#x20AC;?

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Does the city deserve the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Shottinghamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; title?

Fiona Crosby and Oscar Williams investigate six uni rumours you couldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve sworn were true.

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Are there more female than male students?

SU election success is all about popularity and attractiveness

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A third year economist has spent the last Even though the uni tried to randomise few months investigating what really gets room allocations there are still a couple of people voting in SU elections. circumstances in which you can choose which hall you attend.

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Verdict: Kinda bullshit

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Can you sleep with your tutor?

Sleeping with your tutor is against University rules

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Verdict: Bullshit

Verdict: Bullshit

Verdict: Bullshit

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Did you know any of the housemates before the show?

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for wrestling in Britain â&#x20AC;&#x201C; how does it feel to be a part of it?

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a strong independent wrestling scene in the UK which has had some good FYQPTVSF CVU OPUIJOH MJLF UIJT * UIJOL JU DBO only be a good thing for British wrestling.

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<RXŇ&#x2039;UH LQ \RXU WKLUG \HDU DW XQLYHUVLW\ studying media. Do you enjoy the uni life?

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;I just get as drunk as possible and see what I wake up with in the morningâ&#x20AC;?

For â&#x20AC;&#x153;Partyâ&#x20AC;? Marty, whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the perfect ratio of work/play?

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6OJ T 0WFS :KDW GR \RX KDYH WR show for it?

The real world is calling.

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Imogen Molke &DYHQGLVK (QJOLVK +LVSDQLF Studies) Biggest Regret: /PU KPJOJOH NPSF TPDJFUJFT o JO NZ mSTU year I signed up to a load of societies and then didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t DPNNJU UP BOZUIJOH TP * SFHSFU OPU IBWJOH GVMMZ UISPXO NZTFMG JOUP TPNFUIJOH CFDBVTF * UIJOL UIBU XPVME IBWF been cool. ,I , FRXOG WDON WR P\ Ă&#x20AC;UVW \HDU VHOI I would have told NZTFMG OPU UP CF UPP QFUSJmFE UP IBWF XPSLFE KVTU B MJUUMF CJU IBSEFS JO mSTU ZFBS BOE UBLFO JU B MJUUMF CJU NPSF TFSJPVTMZ on the academic sideâ&#x20AC;Ś also that it goes really fast.

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.BUU 1BMNFS %FSCZ )BMM &DPOPNJDT Best Memory: Doing the 1PSU UP 1PSU DIBMMFOHF PO BO 05$ 4LJ 5SJQ 5IFZ TBJE XF DPVMEO U ESJOL PO UIF DPBDI TP XF ESBOL CFUXFFO UIF UXP QPSUT CVU UIFZ EPO U PQFO UIF bar until halfway through the DSPTTJOH TP XF IBE UXFOUZ NJOVUFT UP ESJOL B MJUSF PG QPSU It was the worst and best day of my life.

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1IJM %BNNT 8JMMPVHICZ )BMM (FSNBO &OHMJTI Best Memory: I want to TBZ 'JOBM 0DFBO JO mSTU year because I got really emotional and hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t realised you could get so attached to a group of people in a short amount PG UJNF CVU ZPV SFBMMZ do. So I became really FNPUJPOBM FWFO UIPVHI * was going to see them all again in three months.

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Alisdair Boundy -JODPMO )BMM 1PMJUJDT Best Memory: 5IF FOE PG mSTU ZFBS XBT DBSOBHF * KVTU ESBOL FWFSZ ESJOL CFIJOE UIF CBS o XIJDI was quite an achievement but cost a fortune â&#x20AC;&#x201C; then I USJFE UP CSFBL JOUP 4IFSXPPE Hallâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s formal through a XJOEPX * XBT JOWJUFE TP JU XBT mOF CVU NZ IFBE HPU TUVDL BT * DMJNCFE through so I had my ample GSBNF XJUI NZ IFBE TUVDL UISPVHI UIF UPQ XJOEPX KVTU hanging.

Jenny Higgs -FOUPO 8PSUMFZ 'SFODI & Hispanic Studies Best Memory: * UIJOL mSTU year in general as I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t UBLF JU UPP TFSJPVTMZ BOE JU XBT KVTU B SFBMMZ HPPE experience being in halls.

The highlight was probably rollerblading around our hall BGUFS FYBNT mOJTIFE KVTU GPS something to do to pass the time.

-JOETBZ (PSEPO 4PVUIXFMM .FDIBOJDBM Engineering If I could talk to P\ Ã&#x20AC;UVW \HDU VHOI I would tell them UIBU mSTU ZFBS doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t count.

Tom Barnes %FSCZ )BMM ." *OUFSOBUJPOBM Security and Terrorism Best Memory: Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had some good nights out here. The best one was ending up in -FJDFTUFS WJB 5IF #PEFHB UIBU XBT UIF highlight. All those times when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve HPU UIF CFTU PG JOUFOUJPOT BOE ZPV UIJOL ZPV SF HPJOH UP TUBZ JO BOE EP TPNF XPSL BOE ZPV FOE VQ JO TPNF HPE GPSTBLFO club until 6am.

Biggest Regret: I was very late to get JOWPMWFE JO UIF /FX 5IFBUSF OPU VOUJM NZ third year and that was quite whimsical thing at the time and now Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m doing it as NZ KPC * XJTI * E HPU JOWPMWFE B MJUUMF CJU RVJDLFS ,I , FRXOG WDON WR P\ Ã&#x20AC;UVW \HDU VHOI (P NFOUBM PO UIBU mSTU EBZ BOE EPO U SFHSFU JU CVU EPO U EP BOZUIJOH SFBMMZ GVDLJOH TUVQJE "DU PO JNQVMTF BOE EP something new.

3PC -FWFOUIBMM "ODBTUFS 'JMN 5FMFWJTJPO Best Memory: .Z JOWPMWFNFOU XJUI UIF /PUUJOHIBN 6OJWFSTJUZ 5FMFWJTJPO 4UBUJPO QBSUJDVMBSMZ XIFO XF IPTUFE /B45" /BUJPOBM "TTPDJBUJPO PG 4UVEFOU 5FMFWJTJPO "XBSET *U XBT B DVMNJOBUJPO PG ZFBST PG JOWPMWFNFOU XJUI UIF 57 TUBUJPO XF EJE SFBMMZ XFMM BOE JU XBT KVTU B HSFBU FWFOJOH

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Alternative summer Adventures Volunteering Abroad Au Pairing

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DIY Snake Venom Cure

Rollercoaster Asthma

Sheep Technology

Swearing Reduces Pain

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Cute Makes You Careful

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PRE-GRAD BALL RESTAURANTS FOR UNDER £25 &OUT UJDLFUT XFSF HPME EVTU UIJT ZFBS CVU PODF UIF TNVHOFTT PG UIPTF TBWFE UIJSUZ QPVOET GBEFT ZPV TUJMM OFFE UP NBLF UIF EFDJTJPO PG XIFSF UP MJOF ZPVS TUPNBDIT 'PSUVOF #PZ KVTU XPO U DVU JU JU T UJNF UP HFU GBODZ 'SPN SFMBYFE UP SFmOFE IFSF JT PVS TFMFDUJPO PG /PUUJOHIBN T NPTU EFMJDJPVT QSF CBMM SFTUBVSBOUT GPS NFBMT DPTUJOH b PS VOEFS +VTU NBLF TVSF ZPV CSJOH B CJC

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YOUR CAFFEINE CONSUMPTION...

PG 6P/ TUVEFOUT consume caffeine every day

increase caffeine JOUBLF EVSJOH exams

never consume caffeine

Pros: &OIBODFE DPHOJUJWF QFSGPSNBODF JODSFBTFE BMFSUOFTT XBLFGVMOFTT and feelings of â&#x20AC;&#x153;energyâ&#x20AC;?.

Coca-Cola Classic R]

35 mg caffeine

Increased ability to concentrate BOE GPDVTFE BUUFOUJPO FOIBODFE TIPSU UFSN NFNPSZ BOE JODSFBTFE ability to solve problems requiring reasoning.

Improved athletic performance.

Diet Coke R]

47 mg caffeine

2 classic coca colas or 1 cup of coffee could help you cut down on cigarettes.

Dr Pepper R]

41 mg caffeine Mountain Dew R]

54 mg caffeine

1 cup of coffee could increase ZPVS SFTUJOH NFUBCPMJD SBUF BJEJOH weight loss.

Cons: Instant Coffee R]

62 mg caffeine

Red Bull R]

76 mg caffeine

Monster Energy Drink R]

160 mg caffeine

Rockstar Energy Drink R]

160 mg caffeine

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Effects of caffeine withdrawal (e.g.

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High caffeine use is associated with daytime sleepiness.

If caffeine is consumed regularly (6 DVQT PS NPSF B EBZ UPMFSBODF UP its effects can be seen in 1-4 days.

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*NQBDU showcases this summer’s best arts and culture festivals

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Deep within the bowels of the theatre, piles of newspapers dating back as far as the 1880s sit next to the latest mobiles, atop of drawers of spectacles, beneath a library of polystyrene books.

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Summer Festivals

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Away from the cultural hubbub that is /PUUJOHIBN GPS UIF IPMJEBZT /FWFS fear! We present the best arty festivals on offer this summer...

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Going Underground

A Guide to Nottinghamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hidden Music Gems

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The Good, The Bad, HUK ;OL <NS` H[ »Z -LZ[P]HSZ Good

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Impact Introduces: Ady Suleiman /PUUJOHIBN TPVM BSUJTU "EZ Suleiman has recently toured XJUI .JDIBFM ,JXBOVLB 1SPGFTTPS (SFFO BOE -BVSB .WVMB )F BMTP wowed the crowd in a recent gig BU /PUUJOHIBN DPOUFNQPSBSZ )F TQPLF UP Impact and told us to iNBLF NF TPVOE DPPM BT GVDLw Here goes...

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Liam Coleman

Tell us about â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Sauce on the Sideâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

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JĂźrgen: We all play synth.

Sven: I sometimes do vocals.

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Checking your stats.

What are your gaming habits?

What genre of video games do you enjoy playing?

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We asked 130 students about their gaming habits.

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Do you see gaming as an artform?

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WHATâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ON GUIDE: JUNE â&#x20AC;&#x201D; JULY *NQBDUhT TFMFDUJPO PG UIF biggest and best Arts Film & TV and .VTJD events in /PUUJOHIBN UIJT TVNNFS $// 6800(5

SUNDAY 16TH JUNE

Boating, Highfields Park

Summer Symphony, University Park

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+PJO UIF 6OJWFSTJUZ T 1IJMIBSNPOJB GPS B TVNNFS afternoon of music from around the globe and CFZPOE #SJOH QJDOJD IBNQFST BOE FOKPZ BO afternoon of orchestral classics in the summer TVOTIJOF PO UIF HSPVOET PG 6OJWFSTJUZ 1BSL 'SFF XXX MBLFTJEFBSUT PSH VL

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MONDAY 17TH JUNE SATURDAY 22ND JUNE

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WEDNESDAY 12TH - SATURDAY 15TH JUNE Boeing-Boeing, NewTheatre A farcical comedy about a man who has three airhostess fiancees who are all unaware that the others exist. Chaos and hilarity ensue when severe weather plays havoc with their timetables.

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Birdsong This critically acclaimed performance is the first UPVSJOH TUBHF BEBQUBUJPO PG 4FCBTUJBO 'BVMLT OPWFM PG UIF TBNF OBNF 4FU BHBJOTU B CBDLHSPVOE PG UIF 'JSTU 8PSME 8BS #JSETPOH is the tale of love tangled in hate.

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Man of Steel

Much Ado About Nothing

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HEARD IN HALLWARD

OVERHEARING YOUR EVERY WORD AT ‘HEARD IN HALLWARD’ ON FACEBOOK!

Germany would be more fun once they’ve taken over the world.

Five pints down last night and no chunder, what of it?

Who eats while watching porn?!

Either he was constipated, asthmatic. or Darth Vader was blowing up balloons in there.

You know its been a long day when you’ve had three shits at Uni. 3STW +SSKPI 'LVSQI GSYPH RSX ¿RH [[[ WY RSXXMRKLEQ EG YO

To the person who set my laptop up to start playing an Islamic call to prayer when I switched it on, fair play, Sir.

Andrew Marr makes me hot.

I’d seen six willies by the time I was seven. It was called the willy show. We used to all go to the playground and all the boys would show us their willies.

You look like a cunt. I think we could be mates.

AND TO CAP THE YEAR OFF: “[Name censored], hope you are extremely hungover tomorrow. You broke into our house by jumping over our garden wall and opening the back door, took your clothes and shoes off and got into a bed while my housemates were at A + E. You refused to leave when you were found and had to be dragged out. Your wallet, trousers and shoes are with Nottingham police. Thanks for the wake up call.”

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