Bachelor Advice

You heard it here first- *great bachelor advice, just in time for Sadies from the leprechaun himself! An interview with our very own bachelor, Josiah Burkhart!

When is the best time to ask a guy to Sadies?

When he least expects it. For example, when he is mid-bite, taking a drink, going to the bathroom, or asleep. Catch him off guard.

How should you ask a guy to Sadies?

You're like a brother to me, I'd love to go to Sadies with you." Keep them guessing and send those mixed signals.

What should you wear to Sadies?

Since the theme is 80's and I never go anywhere in public without one, a three piece suit. For the ladies, gym shorts and an oversized t-shirt...

Who should drive, pay for the food, and tickets? Obviously her; she needs to show her devotion. This goes for all other times other than Sadies too!

How do you deal with being rejected, but still be cool with the guy who rejected you? Move on. Ask his best friend instead.

*Please Note: the satire is strong with this one!