ILLUSRADO Magazine_Nov 2009

EDITOR’S NOTE

It’s not weird – it’s just “Pinoy” It’s absolutely undeniable.

We Pinoys are compelled and driven by the weirdness bug every time the month of November kicks in. It must be the changing season, the longer nights and the earlier onset of darkness by late afternoon; or the scent of smoke, candle wax, gladiolas and roses intermingling into that distinctive olfactive concoction that somehow reminds you of the dead. Perhaps it’s also because our media has always had this tradition of holding annual TV ghosts, ghouls and monsters fest spiking this state of bizarre euphoria during the penultimate month of the year.

It is all so wickedly inviting. How can you not participate?

I don’t know how many countries can claim to be at the top rank when it comes to the weirdness stakes.

Probably quite a number, but judging from what we Filipinos deem as “normal” (read: “bizarre by anybody else’s standards”), we must be way up there – yup, right at the top.

We feast and practically party at cemeteries annually, not to mention “cruise” for potential hook-ups, truth be known. We’re a country where ghosts are second rate; they compete for top billing with the aswang, manananggal, kapre, lamang lupa, tiyanak, nuno sa punso, duwende, diwata, tikbalang, mangkukulam, atbp. And how about the curious goings-on back home? Espiritistas charging their powers on Mount Banahaw, a woman giving birth to a fish and another being courted by a kapre, folks whose bodies were entered into by dark spirits, a half-man half snake creature terrorizing shoppers at a metro mall, healers doing surgery with bare hands and etc. – it’s a smorgasbord of the strange!

And as astonishing as it sounds – on the very same month we talk about death and the undead (give or take a week of breathing space) we are also scrambling to prepare for the most colorful, joyous, and solemn season in the entire year, wistfully listening to Christmas carols. Huh? Is that weird? No. It’s just, “Pinoy.”

This month, it was interesting to see so many Filipinos immersing themselves in Halloween festivities with amazing gusto and the costumes to match. After being quiet for almost the entire somber year, with most nursing wounds from the economic meltdown – it seems that a lot of us came out with such wild abandon. All of a sudden, it was spooky party central!

Just as well. Perhaps there’s some value to unleashing that weirdness from time to time. It gives us a release – a chance to decompress from stark reality. Entertaining the strange allows us to leave our pragmatic side that’s focused on the mundane and sometimes cumbersome details of everyday life – it allows us to be like uninhibited children again – silly, indulgent, and carefree. It’s a priceless Pinoy skill – the ability to create happiness in the moment. And there’s nothing weird about that.

So on with the theme of this month. Here is an Illustrado filled with stuff that scares you, makes you feel queasy, but delights you in the same breadth – an issue that is so distinctly “weird and wonderfully Pinoy.”

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CONTRIBUTORS JR Bustamante

Tackling the disturbing but very relevant topic of “death” this month is multi-talented writer and communications professional JR Bustamante.

In her story, JR delves into the subject of immortality and some very curious developments in the Pinoy death industry.

Vic Albornoz Lactaoen

Writer, travel and culture expert, the former Head of Public Information of the ASEAN Secretariat, Vic Lactaoen takes a detour from his island jaunts this month to visit Manila’s famous cemeteries and gleans from the tombstones and elaborate mausoleums bits and pieces of our history and heritage.

Butz Fuentes

One of the most controversial and creative Filipinos this side of the fashion firmament, Royal Designer and Illustrado Stylemonger Butz Fuentes gives a couture connoisseur’s ‘blow-by-blow’ style review on the recent fashion events in the City of Gold, focusing on the works of Filipino design greats Michael Cinco, Furne One and Ezra Santos.

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Doc Marlon Pecjo

A photographer with sharp vision and artistic flair to match, not to mention an off-tangent background in the medical field, Dr. Marlon Pecjo, “Doc Marlon” to his immediate circle, is responsible for many a distinctively fabulous covers for Manila-based fashion glossies. He shoots Illustrado’s contemporary take on the ghostly “white lady” replete with the most interesting of Filipino designed accessories in our fashion editorial “Apparition in Grayscale.”

The man with the motto “have cash, will travel,” modern day nomad Al Manlangit always finds the time to enjoy life’s sights, sounds and scents around the world, while taking time off from his day job as a Kuwait-based architect. In this issue, Al takes us through the Golden Gate bridge on bike, no less, and on foot through the interesting places and spaces in the City by the Bay – San Francisco.

KC Abalos

Former Philosophy professor and freelance writer KC Abalos, a playful young lady with many interests, threads close to the ‘spooky’ part of obscure island-hopping as she visits forbidding but beautiful Siquijor, an island steeped in mysticism, in this issue’s Bakasyon Grande column. KC gets more than just the usual touristic holiday fill, just in time for the freaky month of November.

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Sherry Tenorio

Dubai-based writer and girl-about-town Sherry Tenorio adds another two interesting personalities in her illustrious list of significant people interviewed with her stories on designer Brian Tenorio and events guru Bong Guerrero this month. Sherry also takes the time to delve into local ghost stories and the underground music scene.

Multi-talented Illustrado contributor Eros Goze is a fashion designer with an eye for photography.

In this issue, Eros captures the most glamorous creations seen at the Dubai Fashion Week and Swarovski runways, as well as some very distinct personalities in the local Filipino community scene.

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Publisher & Editor-in Chief Lalaine Chu-Benitez CONTRIBUTING WRITERS UAE, Philippines, USA Aby Yap Anna Lorraine Balita JR Bustamante Jude Cartalaba Bernadette Reyes Karen Galarpe Bo Sanchez KC Abalos Chayie Maligalig Krip Yuson David Poarch Atty. May Flores Excel Dyquiangco Mike Martin Francisco Colayco Shar Matingka Isabel Warren Sherry Tenorio Isabelo Samonte Sonny Guzman Ivan Henares Jeffrey ‘Ximo’ Ramos Vic Lactaoen Victor Sollorano Jesse Edep ART DIRECTORS Tom Bolivar Paula Lorenzo Ron Perez CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHERS UAE Illuminado Ong Pot Ph Eros Goze Melandro Sanggalang Mac Antonio Jit Sanggalang CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHERS PHILIPPINES Dr. Marlon Pecjo Glenn Peter-Perez Filbert Kung Parc Cruz CONTRIBUTING STYLISTS & FASHION TEAM UAE Zekundo Chu Basil Yunting Jessie Tabla PUBLISHER - UAE Illustrado Communications FZ-LLC 2nd Floor, Building 2, P.O. Box 72280 Office 20C Dubai Media City, UAE Tel: +9714 365 4543, 365 4547 Fax:+9714 360 4771 E-mail: admin@illustrado.net, info@illustrado.net Web: www.illustrado.net, www.illustrado.agilaglobal.net PRINTERS PRINTWELL PRINTING LLC P.O. Box 18828 Dubai, UAE Copyright Illustrado Communications FZ-LLC 2006-2009. All rights reserved. No part of this magazine may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without the written permission of Illustrado Communications FZ-LLC.

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Anna Sideco sparkles glam in black and white in this month’s icy fashion editorial ‘Apparition in Grayscale.

FEATURES Preparing for the Grim Reaper 8 Multo Stories 12 Underground Check: Pinoy Indie Bands Rock Dubai 18 From Shoes to Caskets 22 Juana Change Who? Juana Change What? 68

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REGULAR COLUMNS Editor’s Note 3 Letters 4 Contributors 6 Contents 7 Illuminati - Weirdly wonderful, or wonderfully weird? 16 Kabuhayan – Money: The Changing Financial Seasons 26 Pinoy Pro 28 Successful Pinoy: Achieve Success Step-by-Step 30 Spirituality: How Grateful, Positive, and Affirming Are You? 32 Profile: Bong Guerrero – The Elusive Life of the Party 36 Illustrado Scrapbook 62 Community 66 Onli in da Pilipins: Superstitions 84 Annie B. Chronicles: Que Horror!

Faces: PJ Tiongson and Edwared Paeste 88

FASHION Fashion: Apparition in Grayscale 40 Stylemonger: Swarovski Crystallized Show 54 Stylemonger: Dubai Fashion Week 56

PLACES Pinoy Planet: San Francisco 70 Globetrotter’s Blog: Cesar Parroco in Tuscany 74 Bakasyon Grande: The Secrets of Siquijor 76 Trippin’ – Cemetery Tours of Manila 78

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Preparing for the Grim Reaper

Story by JR Bustamante

Death is a topic everyone prefers to avoid because it is not a happy one.

But for how long can we skirt the issue of mortality? Like change, death is a certainty we all have to face sometime. Better sooner than later - before it is too late. As they say, it is like a thief in the night; no one knows when their turn will come. So there is no better time than the present to start planning before the grim reaper comes knocking on the door.

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he recent death of three famous individuals - the “King of Pop”, a “Charlie’s Angel” and the “People Power Icon,” has given us a stark reminder of our own mortality this year. Our borrowed life on earth has its expiry date which could end tomorrow, tonight, or even an hour from now. We have to go beyond our fears and set aside time to prepare for a future without us.

Never Say Die

Some people wished for immortality even long before all of us came to be – particularly the ancient Egyptians. Their religious beliefs and material resources were focused on the quest for an existence without end. Life was believed to be everlasting, working in cycles like the rising and setting of the sun. The Egyptians prepared for eternal existence by building memorials to themselves and their gods. Their rich works of art was evidence of the great importance their people placed on immortality.

No one wants to die, so people are willing to buy into outrageous ideas to stay alive forever. Instead of planning for death, maybe you are one of those who prefer to plan for everlasting life. So here some alternatives and possible outcomes to consider if you insist on staying on this earth indefinitely.

Just Freeze It If you are one of the few who are loaded with cash like Michael Jackson or as famous as American baseball player Ted Williams, you can opt for preserving your greatness and extending your life through cryonics or the freezing of your body. With cryonics, your body is soaked in liquid nitrogen, which is used to preserve DNA and cell structure, and suspended upside-

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“The 6th Day” where medical technology has discovered a way of extending life by reproducing a younger and stronger version of you inside a capsule. Only a desperate, sick individual would be willing to buy into that; anything but being buried six feet under and eaten by worms. Unfortunately, if cloning is a possibility, only the physical aspect could be duplicated but not the character, personality or the person’s soul. So perhaps we should just stop “cloning” around?

The Pinoy Death Industry

down in a titanium steel cylinder. Then you wait forever in the hope of future medical discoveries that can cure terminal sickness and bring your preserved body back to life. Though a hundred bodies have already been cryonically suspended, no one has yet figured out how to thaw a human body without damaging its tissues. This process is in its experimental stage since 1967 with still no proof of any success. Thus, application of cryonics is only legal for those who have been declared legally dead.

Bite Me Another blood-curdling alternative is to find a pure-blooded Transylvanian vampire to sponsor a blood transfusion bite for life everlasting. But for this option, your first problem would be: where to find these creatures and how to detect a fake from the real thing.

With the popularity of movies like Twilight and the growing goth counterculture around the world, who knows how to make the difference between a real “nosferatu”, an Edward Cullen poseur or somebody who’s just on a Halloween costume spree?

As of today, vampires are considered only as mythological creatures.

They evade death by sucking blood from living humans. This myth flourished because of its connection with the universal fear of death and the desire for immortality. Perhaps the government just wants us to believe this so they can keep the secret to immortality all to themselves. Who knows?

With the major changes in the last few decades brought about by modern technology and communications, the way we pay last respects to the dearly departed has also evolved. Industries that make their income from death have made innovations in their services.

They have integrated the use of the internet and mobile technology, which have bridged distances for people who live and work in far away countries, in their service offerings.

E-Burol, an online viewing facility, was created to allow families and relatives overseas to participate in the wake of a deceased loved one without incurring the cost of traveling to where the remains lie.

Created in response to the difficulty of relatives to personally visit their departed ones, E-Burol is a 24-hour service pioneered by St. Peter Memorial Chapels – a veritable Pinoy innovation.

To access the online facility, a password is granted to a family member who relays the code to relatives and friends so they can enter the Website chapel. Web cameras are located on the ceiling and near the casket to provide a 180 degree view of the funeral area.

Aside from E-Burol, there is also a Condolences Message Center, an online service where relatives and friends can post electronic condolences after searching for the name of their loved one.

Another service to be offered on a per request basis is a “Tribute” documentary on the life of the deceased to be played on the last day of the wake.

Death Be Not Proud

Cloning Around If there has been success in cloning a sheep, how far is current science from actually cloning a human? Immortality by replicating yourself; the concept is presented in a Schwarzenegger movie titled

Death is not the end of everything; it is just a transition to another kind of life. This spiritual belief is what keeps us all hopeful and brave to face the inevitable. The immortality of the soul is something we can always take comfort in . . . So take that, grim reaper!

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Multo Stories

Story by Sherry Tenorio

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These stories are definitely strange but ghost stories are more common than they seem. Lots of people attest to various unearthly incidents all throughout the world. People from different cultural and religious beliefs also claim the same thing – that at one point or another, they (may) have experienced the presence of an unearthly being.

On the other hand, modern and classic arts continue to shape the image of ghosts. Hollywood films like Ghost, Sixth Sense, The Ring or Shakespeare’s Hamlet and Macbeth, even Arabian Nights have created ghosts in different forms. Ghosts can look handsome like Patrick Swayze and Bruce Willis, as vengeful and gory like Sadako, or as bubbly and lovable as Casper. Eric Andaya, a member of UPAAUAE, recounts a different image of these apparitions. He revealed that when he was eight years old, he began noticing shadows different than his own. Eric said that these “shadows” would appear in basketball courts, in his room, and on the streets. Though he stopped seing them, he somehow got accustomed to these “shadow creatures” for a long time, and always thought of them as ghosts.

Black or white, real or not, there is only one way to believe. As the old adage goes, “to see is to believe.” For now, here are some ghost stories from Pinoys in the UAE. Are these real supernatural encounters of just figments of a highly fertile imagination? You be the judge.

Is there a ghost in my car?

A month ago, Rose Santos, a PR professional in Dubai, was driving through Financial Centre Road at around two in the morning. She came from a movie at the Dubai Mall, and was exuberant from spending time with her friends. As she passed the exit to Hatta/ Oman Road, on the way home to International City, she noticed that the road was bleaker than usual. There were no other cars and the lamp lights were not as bright as they normally were.

All of a sudden, she felt an eerie gust of cold wind and saw the vague shadow of a man in black standing at the road’s pavement.

Goosebumps dominated her body as she realized that she might have just seen a ghost. Her frenzied mind prevented her from looking at the car’s center mirror, scared to think that the ghost might be sitting right at back of her car. Thankfully, as she reached the end of the exit, there were more cars on the road and brighter street lights.

Her racing heart and her frightened mind then returned to reality.

Her logic dismissed the fact that she had just seen a ghost. She rationalized that she was just imagining things. Yes, it could just be an illusion, a product of imagination; but, it could also be real, since her body involuntarily sensed and reacted towards the stimulus. Until now, Rose remains half-hearted about the incident.

Who’s knocking at our office door?

While waiting for her ride to an evening event at Atlantis, photographer Grace Guino killed time at her office in Dubai Media City. She was focused on Facebook when she heard a knock at the door. All alone in the office at almost nine, Grace wondered who could that be. She

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saw the shadow of a man against the office door’s opaque center window and thought it was the security guard. She went to open the door only to find no one. She was shocked. The office corridor was clear, and there wasn’t even a sound of steps moving away from the office. She blurted, “Minumulto yata ako!” Grace closed the door, and tried to comprehend what happened. Without any other explanation that she could think of, she concluded that it was definitely a ghost.

What’s wrong with the washing machine?

Living in a shared flat in Deira meant living with a number of housemates. That fact did not bother Len, May, Carla and Mickey as long as they stick together. Their room was among the three other rooms in the Muraqqabat flat. Almost 12 people shared one living room and one kitchen-slash-laundry area. The washing machine was placed beside the kitchen door to make room for kitchen space. One weekend, Len went to do her scheduled Friday laundry. Her timing should be from 10am-12pm. May would follow her, then the next would be from the other room. She began her domestic chore as usual – putting the clothes in the machine, then soap and fabric softener.

After which, she went back to their room. After almost an hour, she went back to the kitchen to check the laundry. Her two other housemates were there, eating breakfast. She said hello but they did not look very happy. Apparently, they had a hard time opening the kitchen door because the washing machine was blocking the door.

They reminded her not to move the machine from where it is originally placed. She explained that she did not do that. Then, she continued her second batch of laundry and waited in her bedroom. After a while, her other roommates knocked on her door. Apparently, they want to go inside the kitchen but they could not because the machine was blocking the door opening, yet again. She explained that she did not move the machine. They went around the flat to ask for help to open the door and to find out who actually moved the machine. No

one admitted to doing it, so they were all creeped out when someone just nonchalantly remarked, “may multo siguro.” It was scary but the easiest explanation. The flatmates dismissed the idea, laughed at what happened, but deep down inside, Len shuddered at the thought of possibly living in a houseful of people and ghosts.

Did I forget to turn the bathroom lights off?

On a business trip in Oman, Oliver Ramos, who worked in marketing a beauty and slimming centre in UAE, came back to his hotel room exhausted from the day’s hectic schedule. It was almost past 10. After lounging for a bit, he went to the bathroom for his nightly regimen.

Afterwards, he turned the TV on, got in bed, and lulled himself to

14 FEATURE sleep. At around 3am, he woke up and realized that he forgot to turn off the TV and the bathroom lights. So, he turned them off, and kept the bedside lamp on. He tried to sleep again but couldn’t. He was tossing and turning when he saw light coming from the bottom of the closed bathroom door. He did not bother about it but when he still couldn’t nod off, he got up to turn the bathroom light off. He was not able to close the bathroom door but he was sure that the lights were finally off.

Back in bed, Oliver closed his eyes and willed sleep. After, some thirty minutes of trying, he opened his eyes and caught a glimpse of what seemed like a man standing by the bathroom door - the image was gone in a second. Then, Oliver realized that the bathroom lights were still on. Chills ran all over his body as he remembered, without doubt, that he already turned those lights off several times. Tired, sleepy and scared, Oliver did not know what to do. He went out of the room, had a chat with the reception, and tried to forget what happened. He returned back to his room at sun rise. Whenever Oliver would look back at that episode, he would always try to analyze it in the most logical way. But, he was honest to say that his senses knew better than his mind.

The Story of Room 22 As told by Ching Elizalde-Egnora My husband and I previously lived in Jafflia, Satwa in Villa 49, a compound with 23 rooms mostly occupied

by Filipinos. We lived in room 18 and at that time there was no electricity in the villa due to some issues with the baladiya, so all of us were looking for new accommodations.

On the morning of the 27th February, we noticed our neighbor from room 22 moving their things out; there were about 10 of them in that studio type room. One of them was, Molong a quiet guy with long hair. He’s been my neighbor for almost a year. He was gathering his laundry. They moved most of their things and at around 5:30PM that same day, my other neighbor and I passed by room 22 and saw it was already locked. We assumed that everybody left.

I came back to the villa around 11PM that night. As I approached the gate, I saw a neighbor talking with this guy who used to live in Room 22 which was vacated that day. He was trembling and told us that when he went back into their room to get the stuff he left

behind, he saw that there was a key still attached to the keyhole. He opened it and went into the darkness. He used his mobile phone for light but was startled to see a shadowy life-form hanging from the ceiling. He could not take a closer look as he got so scared. So he ran outside to ask for help.

I went immediately to my room to get an emergency light and with three other neighbors, we opened the door of room 22. It was pitch dark inside but as soon as we shone the emergency light, we saw a dead man hanging from the ceiling. It was Molong. His seemingly wet hair covered his face and there was a trace of blood on his lips.

I couldn’t contain myself and screamed so loud. We immediately called the police; it was already around 12:30AM by the time the ambulance and the police arrived on the scene. Apparently, he had been dead from four to five hours already. They took the body around three in the morning.

After that episode, my husband and I were sleepless the whole time.

It took us another week before we could transfer to our new flat.

During those days, a lot of spooky things started to happen in Villa 49. At midnight, we would hear someone walking at the rooftop.

Our neighbor also told us that she would hear the sound of someone dribbling a basketball even if there’s nobody in the hallway. We were positive that it was Molong because he loved dribbling the basketball when he was still alive. The weirdest part was, when we realized that the dead tree next to our villa, with its branches hanging down, actually looked like it was in the same position as Molong when we found him hanging.

He looked exactly like that dead tree when he died. He hanged himself for reasons no one could explain and no one would ever know.

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Weirdly wonderful, or wonderfully weird?

By Alfred A. Yuson

“Weird and wonderful and wired” would probably best describe most of the kids today.

By kids I don’t mean toddlers or adolescents, but tattooed teeners, for starters. Most of the girls seem to favor either a permanent colored image on their ankles or some part of the backside, to be partially glimpsed when their midriffs go bare or pants are slung lower than sacral dimples.

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is mom and I should’ve expected and guarded against it. He had started hanging out with a hip-hop gang, and had an ear pierced twice.

Come to think of it, I did say after first noting his ear studs, “I hope a tattoo doesn’t come next.” And yet he went ahead and got one barely a year later.

He hid it from us, too, for a few weeks, donning sweaters in the summer until he couldn’t help but revert to a basketball jersey, especially since he was a village team hoopster.

“Personal expression,” he argued sheepishly.

“Ya, sure, the way you applied graffiti all over your wardrobe closet doors,” I sneered with the gravitas of failed parental authority. “At least those I can paint over next time we redo your room. Only way to delete all those darned F words!”

“But Papa, your favorite player LeBron James has tattoos all over his body.”

“My favorite player until he retired, Michael Jordan, drew the line on earrings! And I’m telling you now that I draw the next line before any nose, eyebrow, or bellybutton rings!”

Such is the quality of debate over conflicted lifestyles now that this or that generation always sees fit to stamp their mark in a big way. It used to be that the only time we allowed our broods to look weird was for Halloween, which of course had wonderful tradition behind it.

Well, tradition that successfully crossed an ocean in a curtsey to commercialism as much as an “Amboy” copy-cat mentality.

I recall that in our village on the fringe of the Ortigas Center, Trickor-Treat became institutionalized by the mid-’90s, albeit higher-end gated subdivisions must have started the practice some years earlier.

What turned out to be a gangsta rapper son with a horrific tattoo was once upon a time one of three real kids whom we primed for the eve of All Saints’ Day, by way of costuming them as superheroes before launching them out on the streets with plastic pumpkin bags.

They enjoyed that kids’ holiday, too, and soon had age-peer cousins joining in for the yearly marauding party.

Soon it became so organized that residents’ kids had to sign up in advance so they could join the pre-Trick-or-Treating program that featured clowns as emcees, freebie kiosks, and a Best Costume contest divvied up into age groups. A Haunted House tour also became part of the big shebang, with fireworks climaxing the afternoon-to-dusk affair.

ILLUMINATI 17 Apart from carving out a jack-o-lantern in my best post-colonial take on the Founding Fathers from across the Pacific, decorating our gate and facade with terrifying icons and symbols, making sure to prepare candy bags for all the village monsters and fairytale princesses, and fixing up a grand merienda for kith and kin once they trooped home for the loot count, this parent also recorded Happy Halloween with a still and later a video camera, if only to mark the passing of the seasons.

My total approval was won over when our homeowners’ board eventually decided to allow outsiders in for Trick-or-Treat. Somehow the parade of ghouls and goblins was served well by the democratic gesture.

Till now, a 19-year-old daughter, our youngest, still joins the annual revelry, together with younger cousins — not really to partake of the neighbors’ largesse but to show off her and her boyfriend’s newfangled costumes, in the fashion of manga and anime characters.

Shucks. The American tradition has now been enhanced by mod Japanese influence. The older kids, nearing or into their 20s, have all become devotees of “cosplay.”

In fact, they don’t have to wait for Halloween to indulge in such fantasies turned tribal socials. As sure as there’s Facebook and Twitter and YouTube, there are grand CosPlay and Comics

Conventions held in large halls in malls, and more and more often one spots these “costume players” in campuses, living out their bewigged and bedazzling illusions as comic book characters.

Their outfits can be such feats of design and engineering. They bond together as Generation XYZ by ogling and sizing up one another, and establishing wired connections courtesy of blogs and websites as bulletin boards that document what they have termed as “deviant art.”

Wonderful. Now these kids’ personae span global deviant activity cum creativity as they turn into warriors and Tweetums types of a spectrum gone divine.

Weird. Only half a century ago we got our kicks on All Saints Day by scouring all the tombstones in Cementerio del Norte and coming up with the largest balls of wax from candle drippings.

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Underground Check: Pinoy Indie Bands Rock Dubai Story by Sherry Tenorio

The alternative sounds that linger on within Dubai’s underground scene is, unsurprisingly, the product of various Filipino rock bands, who, despite busy work schedules, remain committed to bringing back rock to life. These Pinoy groups continue to live normal professional lives from 9-6 but transform into creative musicians in the evenings and weekends. What started to be harmless house gigs and weekly band meetings turned to be serious steps to producing shows and, hopefully, albums. With pride and faith, Illustrado gives a roster of some of the great Filipino talents that are currently creating the city’s alternative beat.

Bulletcells

Sandwash Fresh from their stint in Dubai One’s newest television show “Twenty Something”, this group is best known for creating the groove-core sound – a combination of vintage guitar riffs, anthemic choruses and sexually-charged themes. Sandwash plays their own style of music called ‘groovecore’, a form of rock music characterized by vintage guitar riffs, modern metal dynamics and soaring sing-along choruses. Groovecore typically features themes about decadent relationships and the highs and lows of being a 20-something in Dubai.

Formed in the early days of the underground scene, Sandwash began as a raw punk outfit before becoming one of Dubai’s foremost music icons. The band is composed of Michael Fillon, Jason Fillon, Pavel Doujnikov, and Cromwell Ojeda. The band has been together since 1998, and has played numerous concerts around the UAE. Sandwash’s colorful personas, dynamic songwriting and unpredictable onstage antics make them one of Dubai’s best local bands.

Boyet plays the second guitar. Cesar is the bassist. Piyao does the doggy. Edmon sings the vocals. Ryan gets the lead guitar. Jayrozel bangs the drums. These five young men have the dream to be heard through music, so that, as they put it, “maybe someday someone would listen and realize how important equality is”. Bulletcells as they are collectively known is a post hardcore/punk based group in Dubai.

They create original music that is mostly inspired by social issues like poverty, discrimination and corruption. The band was formed in 2008 to join the first “Strong South” gig oranized by The Blacksheep Production, a Dubai-based events group catering mostly to the underground scene. As part of its many accomplishments, Bulletcells recently won the 2009 Gawad Kalinga Rock Aid Battle of the Bands that was held in Sharjah.

Stampede Stampede, in a nutshell, is a group of friends who have a common interest in music. Formed in the late 2008, long-time friends Francis (vocals), Mark (guitars) and Stanley (bass) were faced with a challenge – to find a suitable drummer for the group. They then found Jhun Ruzz from brother band Concast, who gave them the feat of heartthumping double pedal mayhem. Apparently, he fit right in what Stampede wanted to portray: speed, noise and angst. The band now stands as a proud member of The Blacksheep Production roster.

Stampede is a nu-metalcore core band which reflects their music from events that they see, hear and experience. Stampede’s strongest inspirations are friends and family. Their support and belief is what conjures the band’s strength and passion to be at their best.

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Lipslide What do you get when rockers are also skateboarders?

Well, there might be no difference to this fast-paced old school style hardcore/thrash band, Lipslide, whose members’ passions range from sports to music. Nonetheless, these self-proclaimed kids hail from various underground bands when they were based in the Philippines. Janjan, the guitarist, was part of the Gardo, Queen City Crew in Cebu. The bassist, Mackie, came from the band Collie Herb in Manila. Phillip, the drummer, was the pride of General Santos City’s Explontoi. While, Mike, the vocalist, was from Bulacan’s underground band Play. The group’s music deals with socio-political awareness, human and animal rights, and aims to share positivity and good clean fun. Though they do mostly covers from bands like Comeback Kid, Shutdown and With Honor, they plan to create more original music in time.

Brownfusion Comprised of an Engineer, Multimedia Artist, Administrative Staff, Architect and a Nurse, the Dubai-based alternative-cum-rock-cum-reggae band called Brownfusion is bound to stick together for one good reason: their passion for music. Despite being working individuals, this group continues to explore their deepest desire for talent outbursts, innovative sound and creative original compositions. Shaped by different genres, banded together to create a positive musical fusion showing how Filipinos bond into one sound, one rhythm, one creative nation. Brownfusion’s music is quite different as it does not use words to express anger and opposition. Alternatively, the group’s music tries to expose the lighter side of life with a positive sound. Its members include Jay in vocals, Alver in lead guitar, Lester in second guitar, Daniel in bass guitar and Reigel in drums.

Pehps Squad Conceived at the backstage of The Strong South gigs and random jam sessions in and around Dubai, the three-piece alternative pop collective Pehps Squad is a potential Blacksheep Productions frontliner. Featuring its distinctive acoustic sound, Pehps Squad displays raw beats, unadulterated riffs, and intimate soulful vocals with a vibe stripped down to its bare essentials. A crossover of artistry, Pehps Squad is the brainchild of Pehps (guitars, vocals), Jhon (percussion), and Marcus (guitars), who officially formed the band after an occasional “staff party” performance. Pehps Squad is not the typical cheerleader music with a cute bimbo centrestage and two fat ugly mascots on the side doing what they have to do. They’re more than that – they have charm, they’ve got skills, passion, and yes, ok, they are all gorgeous.

The female-led trio derives its influences from various musical realms and meets half-way, delivering flowing harmonies and catchy hooks in an unplugged sound trip.

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Saltshaker Saltshaker is rock band based in Dubai formed by Robbie Gitgano (lead guitar) and Devane Apolonio (vocals) in late 2007. They are known for their electric sound, balancing experimental and progressive qualities with pop appeal, earning praise for their ability to change and evolve their music with their songs. Saltshaker’s music is influenced by various genres such as alternative rock, funk metal, post and grunge. Their lyrics touch on a number of different subjects, from their earliest works, although they primarily stress an optimistic view. They are currently working a demo copies, which is basically home recording quality. Other members of the band are Ryan Macapil in bass and Dreff Gitgano in percussions.

Concast Concast (short for “Continuous Catastrophe”) is a Dubai-based hardcore underground band whose music can be described as an outlet of inner thinking, hate, anger, pain and disappointments.

Concast’s sound can be defined as hardcore or new metal or “metal core,” with a strong approach of emotions through chords. Their main influences come from different genres such as hardcore, metal, trash and technical music. The band was formed in mid 2008, as the result of collaboration between two members of Dangwa and three from Ditch, aiming to introduce a new line of music in the local alternative scene. Members of Concast include Mac (vocals), David (guitar), JanJan (guitar), Crom (bass) and Jruzz (drums).

Tsinelaz Tsinelaz is the only 3 piece band in the Blacksheep Production known for their uptempo alternative music. They recently won “Best live Act” and “Song of the Year” during the 2009 Blacksheep Choice Awards. The band is currently looking for a session drummer but still promises to deliver more gigs, and even a project for an album.

Tsinelaz is comprised of Randy Barros in lead vocals/guitars and Nhat Pelaez in bass/backing vocals.

Kasis Flatmates Eroll (vocals) and Klein (drums), who were bandmembers back in the Philippines, dreamt of forming their own band in Dubai. When front man Eroll and axe man Maku collaborated to work on DOTA song – a funky rock-piece that derived its lyrical content from the popular PC game. From what started as a song that was intended only for mere fun, Eroll and Maku indulged into more creative writing, taking their words from day to day experiences. The ballad rock song “Sa Dati” composed

by Maku and Eroll depicts life and friendship in a cycle we are all faced with. The guys created more songs even without actual recording dealing with its message and the genre they would like to create. Maku describes each songs different from others, with various influences from rock, blues, jazz, Christian soul, and funk infused to create something of their own. As of today Kasis, now joined by bassist Cesar from the band Bulletcells and drummer Jonas, already have eight original songs.

Pull Box Just barely half a year old, Pull Box has been active in the local indie circuit with their own unique version of grunge and contemporary rock inspired by 90s acts Pearl Jam, Soundgarden and Alice in Chains. Composed of ad men Joseph and Mike Laihee, Mark Ambing, Jonathan Ramos, and Mac Antonio, Pull Box has already performed in several Blacksheep gigs, at the Dred Rock Festival as well as on Dubai Eye’s open mic segment.

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From Shoes to Caskets Story by Sherry Tenorio

“A

t some point in my life, I realized that as a designer, my job was not just to make beautiful things, but to illuminate the meaning in human experiences. This is the goal of Lux Mortem,” Brian Tenorio tells Illustrado. The Tehran-born Filipino-American is an internationally renowned shoe designer who is based in New York. At a very young age, Brian has already accomplished credibility at a global level. Being one of the most widely-publicized designers in the Philippines, Tenorio’s shoes have been shown in art exhibitions in New York and in Manila, and were also noted in the book “50 Must-Buys from Manila.”

Manila’s newest premium product line, Lux Mortem by Brian Tenorio. Composed of an exceptional collection of caskets and urns will be launched this month of November. Basking in the g;lory and curiosity of being the country’s first designer casket line,

Lux Mortem by Brian Tenorio will feature extraordinary pieces that hope to “bring forth that lux (light) that we keep in ourselves and see in our loved ones, and that we follow until the end”. Brian continues, “Every detail designed in love and thought seeks to deliver that warmth and lucent perspective.”

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In planning for the Lux Mortem pieces, Brian wants to create a range from classic designs to contemporary art forms. The initial offerings which will hit Manila are the Emerald Cut by Brian Tenorio where caskets made out of metal are shaped as emeralds; Radiance by Brian Tenorio is inspired by a special gemstone cut, Radiance; and Together Urns by Brian Tenorio, set to be released in January 2010, is actually composed of two separate pieces: the sphere and the cube where each piece is a usable urn, but when the base of the sphere is locked onto the wooden cube, the silhouette changes and both pieces can be displayed together – it becomes more unique with the design on the left-side that features a keishi pearl handle, while the design on the right has a genuine crystal knob.

Aside from the current available pieces of Lux Mortem in the market, Brian aims to launch three other collections by next year. These collections will include The Mother of Pearl Collection, poised to be the region’s most premium designer line of caskets where individually handcrafted pieces are lined with this exotic material from the Far East; The Eco-Lux Series, sustainably-made caskets and urns are the center of ecological designs and process that emphasize design-thinking in sustainable production and manufacturing; and, Hinabi, hand-woven caskets that will showcase Filipiniana aesthetics and craftsmanship. Brian also intends to serve the international markets by exporting the pieces of Lux Mortem to Asia then Europe and America.

It may appear a bit strange for an established shoe designer to pioneer in a designer casket line, but as Brian puts it, “One’s journey to a better world, I believe, is a very significant human experience, if not the supreme end to all means – therefore, it must be designed.”

In a recent conversation with Brian, the designer gives us a better understanding of himself and his newest creative venture.

Designer Brian Tenorio

What inspired your designs for Lux Mortem?

I think inspiration really comes from so many places. In designing shoes, for example, I’ve never been inspired by another shoe design.

In the past, I’ve taken inspiration from dreams, a violin, cars, and an old flame. Caskets are something else, I think. The main purpose is to hold a body, but more importantly, this device must reflect the

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person’s status in life while displaying a certain level of aesthetics.

The type of casket really reflects on the person inside it.The design must be dignified and must exude some meaning. Otherwise, and as an example, who would want to be buried in a casket shaped like an iPod? How different is Lux Mortem for this industry?

I think that my timing is just right. We now have a greater understanding of our environment and have an improved realization of how we can help develop our own country by patronizing our own products.

Moreover, with our initial offering of gem-inspired caskets, these are not apparent investments as they are very competitively priced (versus premium metal caskets). The amount of money one would spend on a premium imported metal casket is just the same if one would opt for a designer casket made in the Philippines.

I won Best Book Design in the recent Philippine National Book Awards (I designed National Artist Salvador Bernal’s coffee table book). And I’ve judged for the Philippine Web Awards for five years.

And in the next few months, I plan to launch an accessories line as well. And since relocating to New York, I am seriously considering shifting to humanitarian and development work through design. I guess in Manila, I must be one of, if not the most, versatile designers out there, designing across different disciplines and industries. As I develop my career in design, I realize that that may have been my niche – to open up new areas, to develop new platforms, and to link a discipline with another. I’d be very happy to work with film and maybe light and music in the future! Let’s see how that will happen.

At such a young age, you’ve accomplished a lot.

What else do you aim for?

What does Lux Mortem take pride in?

Lux Mortem is superlative in so many ways: it is the first branded Filipino designer casket line, the first marketed online, and the first to consider environmental sustainability in its agenda. It is also poised to be the design- and price-leader. But beyond all that, I’ve accomplished my goals if the creative industries of the Philippines realize how design can influence and improve markets and consumer behavior and how design can be applied onto anything!

How does this move establish your career as a designer? Isn’t it too much of a jump from shoes to caskets?

I am not “shifting” design careers actually as I still am doing my shoes and doing book design and design consultancy. Just last December

My objectives are very clear to me: to improve on the human condition through design. That must have been my humanitarian streak in me, speaking. I’ve always been saying that a good product is something that is designed freely, manufactured ecologically, and distributed to and enjoyed by as many people as possible. But beyond that, there is meaning. I’d be very happy to know if my products have made people think about themselves, while deriving more meaning from life in general.

Contact Information info@luxmortem.com In Manila, send an message to +63 903 3070438 In the US, call mobile +1 (347) 556 2799

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The Changing Financial Seasons

By Francisco Colayco

November is the time of the year when we become more pensive because another year is about to end. The year 2009 is one of the most difficult in recent history particularly in terms of the economy and our personal finances. Many of our countrymen lost their jobs and each one of us is struggling to keep ourselves whole until better times come.

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es, better times will come and we want to look ahead with this sort of parable of HOPE that someone shared with me.

The story has to do with the pear tree in a country, which had four seasons, namely, winter, spring, summer and autumn.

When they had all gone and arrived, he called them together to describe to him what they saw. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent and twisted. The second son said that the tree was covered by green buds and was full of promise. The third son disagreed and said the tree was full of sweet smelling blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful. The last son said that he saw the tree full of ripe fruit ready to be picked and full of life and fulfillment.

There was a man who had four sons whom he wanted to teach not to judge things too quickly. He sent each of them on a mission to go and look at a pear tree that was far away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in the summer and the youngest in the autumn.

The father explained to them that all of them were right because each of them saw the tree in only one season of life. He told them that one cannot judge a tree by only one season. The essence of what it is, can only be measured at the end after completing all the seasons. Therefore, if you give up on the

Do not judge your life by one difficult financial season

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savings that you can practically “forget.”

Just choose the best MF or UITF that will fit your objectives. MFs range from PHP5,000 minimum investment and UITFs from PHP10,000 minimum investment. Invest a small amount in it regularly, preferably monthly whether the market is up or down.

In this way, you will be averaging your cost over the years. You do not have to look at it too often. If you are buying regularly, your average cost will surprise you over the years.

Of course, the rule is always to buy low (during winter) and sell high (during summer and autumn). But, unless, it is our job, we cannot always be checking the market.

MF and UITF managers know the seasons within the seasons and they will make their funds grow accordingly.

There will always be chances to save, invest and earn

tree during winter, you will miss the promise of spring, the beauty of summer, and the fulfillment of autumn.

We can apply this parable to our financial life. In our financial life, there are also these four seasons. This year, 2009 is probably the winter of our financial options. It has been very difficult for everybody whether for an ordinary income-earner or a person with lots of money.

In fact, some even committed suicide because they cannot see farther than winter.

Just as sure as night and day, spring will follow winter. The challenge though is that it is difficult to predict when each season will end.

It is especially most difficult to accept that “autumn” when all the big profits can be made will end. Fortunately though, in the financial world, there can be little season cycles within the big season. There will always be chances to save, invest and earn.

This is why I always advise people to choose the right investment option only after making their personal financial plan based on their Personal Statement of Assets and Liabilities (SAL) and Personal Income and Expense Statement (PIES).

Mutual funds (MF) or Unit Investment Trust Funds (UITF) are usually right for most people because you need not invest all your savings in it. It is also a long-term investment using

Don’t let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest. Do not judge life by one difficult season. Let us rejoice and be happy for the rest of our life - still ahead of us.

28 PINOY PRO Celebrating the Professional Pinoy Edan Aggarao Regional Creative Director AGA – ADK Communications Network Edan Aggarao has the distinction of being one of the most successful Filipino ad men in the Gulf region. He has been instrumental in helping several agencies grow and also for hiring and nurturing some of the Middle East’s distinctive creative talents. An advertising graduate from the University of Santo Tomas, he got his first break at Minds Kenyon & Eckhardt in Manila where he grew from Finalizer to Art Director in just six months. He then transferred to AMA, now affiliated with DDB, as Art Director and Group Head, winning significant business pitches during his tenure. After 4 years of Philippine experience, Edan joined GA&M Bahrain before moving to help open a branch in Jeddah, handling the Philips and Unilever accounts. 1985 saw him relocating to Dubai as Art Director/ Creative Manager for Intermarkets. He then teamed up with Joseph Ghossoub and Roger Sahyoun who set up Team/Young & Rubicam in 1993. Currently the Regional Creative Director of AGA ADK, a multinational ad agency with branches all over the world, Edan’s mission continues as he aims to repeat the same success story not only for the company but also for young creatives who dream of making a mark in the industry.

Mike Ortega Marketing Communications Manager Emirates National Oil Company Limited (ENOC) LLC Mike Ortega originally taught Theater, Speech and Higher English at the University of the Philippines, Los Banos before becoming a Training Specialist for the National Institute of Biotechnology and Applied Microbiology. He spent seven years at the communication and publications department of the International Rice Research Institute (IRRI). Mike changed gears and moved to Manila in 1980. He worked for Caltex for seven years as Marketing Communications Manager.

Thereafter, a three day holiday in Dubai turned into a 12-year stint in the emirates. Mike joined Emirates Petroleum Products Company (EPPCO) in 1998 as Corporate Brand Development Manager and in 2000 moved to its parent company, Emirates National Oil Company (ENOC) as Marketing Communications Manager handling all advertising and promotions activities of the company’s 170-strong retail network and other businesses. He also had a brief stint with Du, the UAE’s second largest telecommunications operator as Director of Marketing Communications from 2006 to 2007, and has since rejoined ENOC to resume his previous post. Mike is a prominent fixture in the Filipino community in the emirates, particularly with the Philippine Business Council – Dubai and the UPAA-UAE.

Conrado David Finance & Administration Manager Falcon Scaffolding LLC A Certified Public Accountant licensed under the State of Delaware in the US, Abu Dhabi-based Conrado David is currently working as the Head of Finance and Administration for Falcon Scaffolding Factory LLC – a pioneer in the Gulf construction industry in the distribution and manufacturing of scaffolding, support systems and formwork material. Previous to that, Conrado was the Finance Manager for seven years at the Al Meraikhi Group of Companies – a local conglomerate with businesses in general contracting, building materials, medical equipment and associated technical services. An active member of the Philippine Business Council – Abu Dhabi, he has been a resident of the emirates for the last 16 years and has keen interests on investing in the stock market, real estate and bonds.

Anne Nonato Piduhan Brand Manager - Max Factor & Make-Up Factory Mawarid Trading Emirates A Marketing and Management graduate of the University of St. La Salle (Bacolod City) Anne Piduhan has been in the beauty industry for over a decade and has specific marketing and management experience in the industry for almost six years now. She has made significant contributions to the success of her brands in the emirates, while handling consumer research and marketing planning, deployment of sales strategies as well as facilitating training for the company’s staff as well as retailers.

Previous to her foray into the beauty business, Anne was in the banking and finance industry for three years, and also earned four years worth of experience in sales and customer service.

Art Los Banos Director IMC PR & Events

Art Los Banos has a Political Science degree from the University of Santo Tomas and also took up graduate studies in Broadcast Communication at the University of the Philippines. He has over 20 years of experience in the fields of journalism, public relations, special events, operations, and sales and marketing in the Philippines and the UAE. Before he relocated to Dubai in 2001, Art was the Corporate Affairs and Communications Manager of United Laboratories. In the UAE, Art was involved in sales, marketing and operations from 2001 to early 2007, with World Image, an events firm owned by global event marketing and exhibition company Pico, and then The Filipino Channel and with ABS-CBN Middle East where he was also in charge of Corporate Communications. Art resumed his PR work in 2007 as Senior Account Manager in charge of the Healthcare Practice with regional PR network Trans-Arabian Creative Communications (TRACCS). In late 2008, Art joined Venture Communications, an independent full-service advertising agency in Dubai Media City, as PR department head. Art is now working on his own and specializes in projects for Filipino enterprises and companies targeting the Filipino market in the UAE. His vision is to promote Filipino Excellence.

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Achieve Success Step-by-step

By Jeffrey ‘Ximo’ Ramos

Sa isang upuan, subukan mong lutuin at kainin ang isang sakong bigas, apat na kilong bigas, apat na gatan, apat na platong kanin – mahirap? Pero subukan mong kumain ng pakutsara-kutsarang kanin - matapos ang isang buwan ubos ang isang kaban. Ganun rin sa pagkamit ng ating pangarap sa buhay. Sa sobrang laki ng pangarap mo, kailangan himayhimayin sa mga pirasong kayang gawin.

You can achieve your breakthrough goal if you divide it in manageable tasks, to be done in your daily life.

Himayin natin Maraming paraan upang himayin ang inyong goal.

If your goal is to go into events, read up on catering, wedding, food and beverage, designing, conceptualizing, etc. You can also attend seminars and enroll in short courses.

Una na rito, ay ang pagtatanong sa mga taong naging successful. So for example, if your goal is to become a lawyer, ask lawyers who went to the same university you want to enroll in. Ask them what they did, what ‘help books’ they read. Get tips on studying from professors, and the do’s and don’ts for those studying law.

Kung alam mo na ang goal mo and you want to cut it in maneagable “pieces”, you can use the process of introspection na tinatawag kong Paraan ng Liwanag sa Araw – ito ay paraan kung saan lahat ng iyong nasa isipan ay ilalabas mong sa pagsulat nito sa papel – simula sa malaki mong goal hanggang sa detalyado mong ‘ideas’.

Ganun rin sa negosyo, umpisahang magtanong sa mga taong kilala na sa larangang iyon. Paano sila nag-umpisa, magkano ang kanilang capital, anu-ano ang mga naging problema at ano ang ginawang solusyon. Huwag mahiya. Just as much as you would want to know, they are also very willing to teach dahil alam rin nila ang pakiramdam ng baguhang gaya mo.

Second, read books on achieving your goal.

Paraan ng “Liwanag sa Araw” Ganito ang aking ginagawa. Sa isang papel, gumawa ako ng isang bilog na kagaya ng araw, na simbolo ng kalinawan ng iyong gustong marating, sa gitna. Sa loob nito ko isusulat ang aking “Breakthrough Goal” – e.g, “To write and publish a book – that will fulfill my purpose.”

Paikot sa bilog na iyon ay nag lagay ako ng

sinag or rays of kung saan ko naman isusulat ang mga parte ng goal ko na iyon – i.e. title, format, interviews, topics, etc.

At sa bawat parte, nagdadagdag ako ng panibagong rays kung saan ko naman nilalagay ang aking mga options – i.e. sa titles - Success Pinoys, Successful Filipinos, Pinoy success stories, etc.” at under naman ng format – formal, English-Tagalog, etc. Palalakihin ko ang listahan na ito hanggang sa makita ko ang lahat ng maisipan kong mga gagawin para sa aking goal.

Create your monthly, weekly and daily tasks From your “sun diagram” – tingnan ngayon ang mga dapat gawin at planuhin. Ilagay ito sa isang “Task Schedule.”

Ang paggawa mong schedule ay makakatulong ng malaki sa pagtatalaga kung kailan mo gusto o dapat ma-accomplish ang iyong mga tasks.

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This time we are talking about the things you will do to move closer and finally reach your goals and eventually your dream.

Together with your Goal Book, keep your Diary or Schedule Notebook with you so that you can monitor your tasks.

Monthly schedules should be done on a 1 year calendar. Only broad ‘tasks’ are written in the planner. Halimbawa, in my case, I started to write the book in 2005. The months of June, July, August – were devoted to interviews and research; September, October, November, December for book writing; January, February, March and April (2006) for editing and identifying sponsors; etc., Weekly and Daily schedules are for detailed ‘to do’ lists - 1st week – (June 1-7) interview artists; 2nd week (June 8-14) interview congressmen; 3rd week – (June 15-21) interview businessmen; so forth and so on Prepare your day the night before “Great trials seem to be a necessary preparation for great duties.”

- Sabi ng dayuhang si Edward Thomson -

Sa gabi, isulat na agad ang mga gagawin mo para kinabukasan. Kung may mga follow-ups ka or dapat balikan. Maaari ring i-ayos kung may mga pagkakamaling nagawa nuong umaga. Iayos na agad ang isusuot at i-plano kung anong oras aalis at saan pupunta at kung sino ang kakausapin.

Magandang ugaliin ito dahil nakakapag

prepara na agad ang iyong isipan at naihahanda mo na agad ang iyong katawan.

In fact, nakakapag umpisa ka na agad sa pamamagitan ng pag advance na mga puwede mo nang magawa.

exercise, may tinatawag na cooling down for 30 minutes. Dito ako nakakapag tiklop ng damit na nalabhan ko na yesterday. Ahahay!

Do it the “multi-tasking” way

As mentioned earlier. Magagawa mo lang ang multi-tasking sa mga gawaing hindi mo kailangan ng focus o konsentrasyon. Ito yung mga bagay na tinatawag na mechanical lang – na kahit hindi mo pag-isipan magagawa mo pa rin at matatapos. Tulad ng paglalaba (sa washing machine) habang nagtitiklop ng damit.

“Kung gusto mo may paraan; kung ayaw naman may dahilan” - Kasabihang Pinoy

Wala bang makakapag pabilis nang pagaccomplish sa mga ‘tasks’?

Kaya ba talaga itong gawin?

Meron. Puwede mo itong gawin thru multitasking – a way of doing two or more tasks all at the same time in a given time frame.

Subukan mong mag laba at mag plantsa – engkkk! Mali. Ang pagpaplantsa ay hindi puwedeng I multi-tasking. Baka masunog ang pina plantsa mo or ma-plantsa mo ang kamay mo!

However, kailangan ng presence of mind dito.

Dahil ang puwede mo lang gawin nang sabaysabay ay yung mga ‘to do lists’ mo na hindi gaanong gagamit nang pagtutok o focus.

Ano ang benefits nito? You gain additional time to do other “time-intensive tasks.”

Whenever, my mom sees me exercising she would say, “mag e-exercise rin ako next week.” Then I would say, “Sinabi mo na iyan last week. What’s stopping you from doing it now?” Sabi niya, “Kasi kapag nag exercise ako sino ang mag lalaba?” Sabi ko, “Eh, ‘di ikaw!”

Ganito ang diskarte ko. Matapos kong maligo at magbihis ng pang exercise, linalagay ko ang madudumi kong damit sa washing machine at saka ako nag-e-exercise. During breaks, dahil may tinatawag namang rest intervals, I open my laptop ang write some ideas. Ideas lang (so seconds lang iyon!) dahil marami akong naiiisip during walking or sit ups; after my

So, sis and bro. magagawa mong mapalapit sa iyong MALAKING pangarap sa pamamagitan ng pag himay-himay at pagsunod sa iyong mga pinag-pirapirasong plano!

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How Grateful, Positive, and Affirming Are You? By : Bo Sanchez

I NEED to be more grateful. And positive. And affirming.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Some people will actually say, “But Bo, you’re one of the most positive people I know.” Yes, I know I’m positive. I sometimes drive my wife nuts because in the midst of a huge crisis, I’m Mr. Cool. As she cries and experiences a panic attack, I put my arm around her and say, “Everything will work out. You’ll see.”

Which drives her up the wall even more.

But I’m not all that positive.

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To be honest, there are days when I get so focused on my ministry—with all its problems, such as money shortage, relationship conflicts, money shortage, project delays, money shortage, staff problems, and… did I mention money shortage?

Because of that, I fail to see how beautiful life is. Or how wonderful people are. And I end up meditating on my petty trials. (Imagine me in lotus position, thinking of nothing else except my problems, and instead of saying “Ommmm” I say “Owwww…” And instead of a tranquil face, imagine the face of someone eating raw garlic.)

That’s when my wife senses my despondency and gives me the hug.

I’ve met people who were so grateful, positive, and affirming—it was refreshingly inspiring. We were in the happy home of Derek and Amanda Ross, a lovely young American missionary couple.

Derek left his profitable construction business in the United States to serve in the Philippines through True Love Waits International.

Munching on pasta with white sauce and gorgeous vegetables, we relaxed and chatted the night away. And for dessert, I ate the best homecooked chocolate chip oatmeal cookies I’ve ever tasted in the world (and I’ve been around the world), baked by their 10-year-old daughter, Sunday. Chewy, soft, yummy.

Yes, they have five kids. Sunday(10), Honor (8), Kennon (6), Ada (4), and Eli, a six-week old baby. For a moment there, I wondered if they were Filipino and Catholic.

But all of them had blond or brownish hair, so Filipino was out.

Though Derek impressed with the heavyweight Tagalog words he knew like “karimaldimal” and “kagilagilalas”. And he mentioned that he already passed the test of being Filipino by eating “balut”

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About the heat of the Philippines.

The traffic of Manila.

The corrupt government.

The irresponsible young people.

But none came.

Instead, praise was on their lips. They spoke of how blessed they were. They shared their small and big blessings from God. Oh sure, they have problems: They wiped out their entire savings to come to the Philippines. They had immigration hurdles for their staff. And they have the usual insane days of raising five kids…

But that wasn’t their focus. They focused on the blessings—which to them were out of this world. And that was the reason why they were grateful, positive, and affirming.

Gosh, it was so refreshing to speak to people like that.

For example, one of Derek’s questions to me was, “So Bo, what do you do for fun?” He was concerned that workers of God don’t have fun. He said, God also wants us to have fun.”

“I have dates with my wife,” I answered. (Which is true; one of the happiest things I ever do is being with her.) His questions led me to be grateful for what I have.

The five kids were replicas of their parents. Fun. Happy.

Wonderfully pleasant.

And this is what I found out: They don’t watch TV in their home.

(They watch pre-selected videos.)

I’ve been to a few (very few!) homes where kids don’t watch TV. And I’ve observed that the kids in these homes are more pleasant than kids inundated with TV. I don’t see the typical angst, disrespect, or negativity in them.

Amanda said, “I’ve noticed that among kids who are homeschooled.”

They’re actually Baptist, but they don’t talk about doctrines or denominations. They simply want to encourage young people to live pure lives—to give them the message that True Love Waits.

(Their website has an incredibly cool name: www.wagmuna.com).

The word “wag muna” is Filipino for don’t do it yet. Derek has worked in Catholic and Non-Catholic schools, teaching young people to remain pure. We already invited them to speak to our youth group, and our kids loved it.

As I said, Derek and Amanda blessed me by their character: They were incredibly grateful, affirming, and positive. They kept praising their co-workers (who were not even present) again and again and again. They spoke about how fantastic the people around them are—their helpers at home, the friends they meet, the young people they work with… With glowing terms, they spoke of the Filipino people and the Philippines. They talked about their life and raved about how God blessed them with overwhelming blessings.

I was waiting for the usual complaints about life.

Amanda homeschools all her kids. When we learned about this, my wife and I could only stare at her with our jaws hitting the floor.

“Wow, and I have my hands full on homeschooling one boy,” my wife said.

Amanda said, “I’m reading a book now written by a mother of ten kids. And she homeschooled them all.”

I went home with my spirit refreshed. Grateful, positive, and affirming people energize you in that way.

May I ask you a question?

What kind of effect do you have on the people you meet?

Do they leave your presence refreshed and energized? Inspired and lifted up?

Or do they leave your presence discouraged and despondent, wanting to meditate on their petty trials (in lotus position and saying “Owwww…”)?

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BONG GUERRERO:

The Elusive Life of the Party Story by Sherry Tenorio Photography by Eros Goze

His name probably doesn’t ring a bell. That is, if you’re just a regular Joe or a plain Jane – an “anonymous” in the city of gold’s glitzy party scene.

He’s made quite a reputation in privileged circles by being at the heart of the emirates’ glamorous events – creator, instigator and life of the party all at once, constantly surrounded by Dubai’s beautiful and influential A-listers. As a matter of fact, sans exaggeration, you’ve got to be somebody special if you are part of the life of a certain Bong Guerrero.

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ong Guerrero cuts an image of quiet self-assurance in the midst of the “bling” and bacchanalian euphoria that usually characterizes his legendary events. The man has quite a presence, one that is relaxed and confidently devoid of pretense – particularly refreshing especially in a world where the well-heeled and powerful coexist with poseurs, social climbers, aspiring models, the fickle fashion crowd, et al. You would know it when Bong is running the show, because there would always be that perceptible slight shift of gravity when he appears. Though there is a price to be paid for being a significant player in such rarefied field. It is entirely conceivable why people have a number of things to say about who he is – without really knowing what he’s all about.

Bong Guerrero lives a covetable life – a life that is one huge party. As an events guru, he personifies a glamorous existence where five star hotels, champagne and fancy cars are just plain accessories. He is surrounded and loved by shakers and movers, beautiful models and socialites, movie stars and celebrities, business icons and royalty. Because of his exposure in Dubai’s social scene and his closeness to a number of influential and A-list personalities, Bong’s life has become very public to many eyes.

“I was very exposed, especially when I was doing the ‘Bong!’ parties,” he admits. “I was Mr. Party for almost three years,” he explains how people have come to know him through his exclusive guest-list entry parties – an elite concept he introduced to Dubai in 2004. His branded parties – named after how people would exaggeratedly call out his name – heated up the city’s social landscape, making him one of, if not THE, pioneer of Dubai’s clubbing scene.

If New York refers to Studio 54 as the golden days of partying, Dubai feels the same towards ‘Bong! Parties.’ “They always remember me with lots of fun and nostalgia. For a lot of people, those were the greatest parties Dubai ever had,” Bong says. ”I was a night owl then.

I had an office that I never visited because I slept during the day and worked at night. I was out five times a week. I would bring DJs from Paris, London, Ibiza and we’d have fabulous parties,” he recounts.

Bong knew, however, that he cannot live on parties forever. After three years of late night gimmicks, Bong decided to move from that chapter in his life. “I woke up one day and realized I could not be doing this forever. Besides, the dynamics had changed. All of a sudden, having over 3,000 people in the event became a trend, which was not my kind of thing at all. Don’t get me wrong, I still know how to party, but I just thought it was quite too much. I can do that again but probably on limited editions only.”

The man took a few steps back from the social scene, although he never fully left. He shifted to corporate events, leveraging on the

amazing roster of clients and contacts he always had. In fact, long before the legendary shindigs, Bong Guerrero was already respected in the events business particularly in terms of the live concerts, fashion shows and corporate affairs that he conceptualized and produced.

Bong’s epiphany on venturing into events management actually resulted from attending a poorly organized concert staged in Dubai sometime in ‘99. Bong admits that during that period, he was at the crossroads. From owning a perfumery-slash-fashion house for almost six years and stumbling into a momentary career on marketing building materials, Bong always knew that something was missing. He says with a smile, “While scratching my head thinking about what to do in with my career, I thought to myself, after watching the concert, that I can do this, I can do better than this.”

He then found himself flying to Manila and ended up bringing Side A and Gary Valenciano to Dubai. Concerts, one after the other, filled Bong’s busy calendar then. But it was an invitation to organize the Dianoor Charity Fashion Show, the very first fashion show to be staged at the iconic Burj Al Arab in 2000, that marked his career as a definitive events manager. From then on, his strong portfolio grew to include prestigious clients like Motorola, Virgin Radio, Mini Cooper, Christie’s (auction), Dubai Properties, Pepsi, Puma, Chivas Regal, Rami Al Ali Couture, Aigner Munich, Diesel, Emaar, as well as Splash with their much-anticipated bi-annual fashion shows, to name a few.

Bong attributes his success to - “Enjoying the work that I do. I truly love what I do, and I’m very passionate in what I do. I’d like to think that that [passion] brings out some kind of creativity.”

38 FEATURE More than just the personalities he’s connected to, what gives him that extra special touch? Bong answers, “I’m not sure, but I think it’s the energy that extends and goes beyond. I am also blessed with special clients, a great team and reliable suppliers.” Then, he adds, “In working with a project, I totally immerse myself in the brand, that’s first and foremost. One day I’m Puma, then, I’ll be Chivas the next couple of days. I let myself become that brand, and I put my personality to that brand.” And, he shares, “I’d like to think that my personality is a factor as to why they rope me into the equation.”

True enough, the events Bong has worked on embody not only his sophisticated flair but his natural ability and savvy for his line of business. He declares, “Modesty aside, I can say that I have an eye for things. I see things - how they will unfold, I can anticipate them coming. I cannot say I’m ahead of the game – I have so much to learn – but I’ve learned how to do things better, and I think I have a pretty good track record.” With a glint of pride in his eyes and a quick smile, Bong muses, “Whenever I finish an event, I quietly tell myself ‘that was a good one’.”

As exciting as it appears, Bong ascertains that his “no-rocket-sciencejob” sometimes takes a toll in his daily calendar especially now that he has just opened a live marketing company called Brag. With his new company up and running, Bong feels quite fortunate to be busy despite the economic slowdown. He has always been his own boss, and it works for him to have a small team. He declares, “I don’t believe in having a number of managers working on things that I can do myself. In my company, I can be the decision-maker yet I don’t care to do menial things, to the extent of mopping the floors.”

Though work keeps him busy all the time, Bong regards the obvious as a matter of fact, “My job does not give me the chance to switch off and go to my domestic life after 5pm or 6pm. My work day ends the moment I hit the bed at midnight.” He even shares a half-meant joke, “I try to find a balance because obviously I need that. But, for the past years, it’s them [family and friends] who almost always had to find the balance.”

However, passion is not the be-all-and-end-all to Bong’s secret recipe for success. This self-made man shares that some key elements can be traced way back from his childhood. His parents gave him good support and education, sending him to reputable schools, specifically the Ateneo de Manila in the Philippines, and a college in California, and allowed him to travel around the world. He says his character was built upon these good roots, paving the way for personal development and a future of opportunities.

Bong’s go-getter attitude had led him to the shores of Dubai, where his entry was more priviledged than others. His college friends, who happened to belong to elite families in the UAE, invited him to check out the emirate right after graduation; and that was how it all started.

For twenty years, Bong has known people from various segments in Dubai, either through his work or personal affiliation.

“I’m very cosmopolitan, definitely. I am Indian because I have many Indian friends. I am local because I have lots of local friends. I can be Lebanese because I know a lot of Lebanese. I’m Filipino because I’m Pinoy more than anything else,” he quips, trying to explain how he maintains a tight bond among his peers and friends. This loyalty with friends, acquaintances and colleagues has helped him in bringing the right mix of people to his events and parties which give proof to his amazing network.

The man behind companies such as Prime Venture, the uber cool 9714 and, now, Brag, however, knows how to take a break from working too much. Bong has regularly scheduled short breaks to visit his brother in Manila. Though Dubai seems home as of now (as his mother and three siblings are already based in the US), he makes an effort to be with his family – whether by visiting them or asking them to visit him once or twice a year. He realizes that as years pass by, spending time with his family is just priceless.

Indeed, Bong has a life away from the limelight. To a lot of people in his social circle, he is “Mr. Party.” To his family and friends, he is simply just Bong - the Bong who never kept photos of himself with the A-listers because for him it was just work; the Bong who never watched TV shows for years, and who does not know about the series “Friends”; the Bong who had to be threatened by his visiting brother to install cable and internet, otherwise, the latter would fly back to Manila. Evidently, for those who are in his inner circle, the name Bong Guerrero means a whole lot different.

Yet fret not. Bong seems to have aced compartmentalizing his public and private lives making sure that they are distinctly separate. Without injuring his nonpublic alter ego, he continues doing what he is best at, and that is serving Dubai with more never-seen-before special parties, events and corporate affairs. As the man himself affirms, “There are events in my mind which I have not had the opportunity to produce yet. Maybe someday, maybe never...” Getting privy to his thoughts, Bong concludes with one awesome revelation that he is certainly up to preparing the “must-be-invited-to,” “must-attend bash” of 2010.

With this in mind, social bees will now be in wishful thinking mode, fingers crossed, while the elusive Bong Guerrero readies to put out, yet again, his exclusive and prized guest list.

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APPARITION in

Meet the cold pallor of the forthcoming gray season with fashion that’s chillingly haughty and hot accessories that sizzle in any season.

Photography Doc Marlon Pecjo Styling Rey Santos Make-Up Mickey See Hair Leo de Castro Model Ana Sideco

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Plunging V-neck tie-dyed nude organic broad shoulder dress by Jerome Ang; exotic oyster shell necklace and earrings by Gerry Sunga

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Nude high neck organdy top embellished with studs by Jerome Ang; gold headpiece with pearls and crystals, teamed with drop Chineseinspired earrings by Gerry Sunga; acacia Alejandra wooden handbag in resin by Gionna Cabrera

FASHION 43 Rusty bronze molded top and tube skirt with crystal beading, topped by a black cape by Jerome Ang; oyster shell necklace by Gerry Sunga

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Black Nocturne opera bag by Gerry Sunga; zebra print heels by Jerome Ang

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Nude tube dress with fabric detailing by Jerome Ang; multi-colored crystal necklace, black Nocturne opera bag by Gerry Sunga; zebra print heels by Jerome Ang

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On Melissa: Khaki hunchback dress by Mich Dulce at Myth; fuchsia pink opaque tights by Freeway; brown flat rider boots by Janylin; straw hat and wooden bangles - stylists’ own On Mikee: Charcoal black blazer with red top stitch, with charcoal gray tuxedo pants in herringbone, and checkered dress shirt all by Randy Ortiz; striped bowtie Folded & Hung; black leather shoes

by Wade Graybytulle asymmetrically draped dress with ruffled neckline by Jerome Ang; pearl and crystal combination neckpiece and cuff by Gerry Sunga; zebra print heels by Jerome Ang

FASHION 47 On Mikee: Black double-breasted jacket with leather belt by Randy Ortiz; checkered slim trousers by Folded & Hung; black leather shoes - model’s own

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Gold nude silk tube dress with pleated fabric by Jerome Ang; oyster shell necklace

by Gerry Sunga; Agnesse lime leatherette stamped pyramid acacia wooden Clutch bag with Chineses tassle and strap by Gionna Cabrera

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Black brocade mini dress with cut-out draped details by Jerome Ang ; turn of the century brooch and gold metal egg-shaped bag by Gerry Sunga

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Black gold leather sweetheart short dress with zipper details by Jerome Ang; crystal neclacke and cuff by Gerry Sunga

FASHION 51 Black brocade mini dress with cut-out draped details by Jerome Ang; neckpiece with ruby red crystals by Gerry Sunga

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52 ADVERTORIAL

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This winter menswear returns to classics with a palette of blacks, browns and navy, complemented by a cheerful contrast of plums, bottle greens and purples, balanced with neutral tones of various greys. The season’s pieces is all about global travel and camping with tweed jackets, corduroy blazers, basic sweats and smart casual outerwear. Layering is in vogue with tartan and plaid check shirts under chunky cable sweaters and hoodies. Chunky mufflers, caps and smart casual shoes complete the laid back winter look.

For the kids, the mood is decisively “rock,” with pieces in black denim, smoky tones and shades of grey. Whereas newborns and toddlers, get fun-themed fashion in comfy military and walk-in-thecity wear along with a variety of accessories perfect for tiny tots.

Splash goes futuristic for A/W 2009 Futuristic Dressing is the theme of Splash’s Autumn Winter ‘09 collection with this season’s dominant looks including 80s Power Dressing, The Warrior Goddess, Sartorial Man and Country Grunge.

In line with Splash’s brand statement ‘Eye on Design’, while the collection emulates style trends around the globe, fashion addicts still get these looks for less with the brand’s pocket–friendly high street offering.

“80’s Power Dressing” brings back the structured and tailored look along with a futuristic twist. Exaggerated sleeves, power-shoulders, body con dresses and tulip shaped skirts in streamlined silhouettes bring out the theatrical impact of 80’s fashion. “The Warrior Goddess” line showcases soft antique-look gold and burnished silver in fabrics like satin charmeuse, luxe wools and furs, tailored into showstopping one-shouldered and draped goddess dresses. “Country Grunge” features multilayered silhouettes combining blanket plaids, cocooning jackets and knits contrasted with soft florals and sheers in eclectic and wearable mismatched combinations.

The simple `Sartorial Man` is a basic collection of chinos, dyed checked shirts and tailored jackets in ultrafine fabrics in sharp clean cut fitting. For the flamboyant male, there is `Futuristic Dressing` expressed in skinny jeans and trousers coupled with waist coats, long printed tees, kurta tees, printed sweats and hoodies. Double layered trench jackets, dress shirts, shawl neck sweaters and padded bomber jackets also dominate this season’s collection.

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‘Stoned’ Sensuality at Swarovski Crystallized Show

By Butz Fuentes Photography by Eros Goze

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odels sparkled down the catwalk during the “Swarovski Crystallized: Glamour in the City” show held on the 21st October 2009. In collaboration with high profile fashion designers from the Middle East, the event presented a one-of-a-kind couture collection, fusing cutting-edge glamour with the cultural richness of the Middle East. The One & Only Royal Mirage in Dubai provided a distinguished setting for the strictly “by invitation only” high octane affair with flowing champagne and sushi, marking the esoteric convergence of Dubai’s high society, style connoisseurs, fashionistas and front row wannabes.

Swarovski challenged the style innovators to interpret ten exciting cities around the globe in specified times of the day with “glamour” as the theme. High above the rest, three out of ten entries exceptionally embodied the “Crystallized” essence of aesthetic brilliance and bedazzlement.

Michael Cinco Tokyo 10am – Harajuku Princess

Experimenting with new core concepts of design, Michael Cinco took a nouvelle approach by taking the edgy pop glam culture of Tokyo’s Harajuku district. A synthesis from his impalpable haute couture lines, he made a bold step, leveraging his creativity to new heights.

Cinco was the Swarovski show’s opener; his look, complete with unusual punk make-up, featured a knee length sack bubble dress in tulle with dyed hemline in pink shades, which elicited roaring admiration from the spectators. Pink rosettes filled the crystal encrusted skirt, while red magma degrade brilliants melted profusely in the bodice. The Japonaise lantern sleeves with crystal adornments added the ultimate touch of spunk to the uber-chic retro-futuristic ensemble.

Revealing a surprise, as the mannequin reached the middle of the runway, she deliberately pulled the skirt up to the shoulder exposing the second layer of the dress, uncovering a totally different look that transformed the little Lolita into a neo Japonaise warrior girl in style.

The white crushed inner lining acted as a faux extended shawl, with scattered ostrich feathers reminiscent of the bygone era of ancient Japan.

The pixilated origami visuals were hand painted pieces done in three-dimensional optical illusions of layered squares, a clever manipulation of infinitive arts. The matching killer shoes with splashed crystal and stone patterned stockings finished the look.

The construction and techniques employed in this out-of-this-world creation bode well and affirmed Cinco as the most innovative designer in the Swarovski Show.

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Furne One 6am – Mumbai Dream

The much touted piece de resistance of the evening, building excitement and euphoria, Furne One delivered magnificent visuals only he could muster - the One &Only Furne.

Ethnic sounds reverberated as the exotic images of Mumbai chaos hit the twin screens, ushering in the dramatic appearance on stage of the diva in a voluminous opera coat. Criss-crossed with gold leif motif, the look was more French than Indian. The heavy wave-like blue strips on the hemline and the inclusion of excessive bubbled tulle attachment were more of the contemporized India - globalized and reinvented.

The crystal encrusted inner silhouette in blue, silver and orange red iridescent components was superlatively sexy in appeal. The facial ornaments and the red pink tight stockings were Bollywood’s answer to cinematic spectacles in poignant Eastman color.

Truly, Furne One personifies the quintessential non-conformist stylist - a fashion activist and a seer whose hard-edged display of creative arrogance break all rules, denying everybody the satisfaction of knowing his collections well. This time, he intently cooked his own style menu serving us a masala of different spices – undeniably stinging and extremely hot.

Ezra Santos 9pm – Rio Diva

In total control, Ezra Santos was Swarovski’s finale, rightly fitted with his amazingly elegant and sophisticated creation. Bringing back sensuality to the runway, Ezra sealed his fashion credibility by smartly playing a flamboyant yet subdued alluring silhouette - very haute, very glamorous.

The Brazillian diva appeared on stage in a voluminous gown in emerald green, azure blue and pale yellow cut-out organza. Inspired by the Amazon’s mystical bird of paradise, the waist was filled with big crystals in silver, blue zircon and emerald green. Matching the gown was a mask shrouding mystery on the lady for her late evening rendezvous. The front opening of the gown revealed a mini samba dress in yellow as she sashayed on the catwalk.

Relentless, the model dropped the bubble skirt and revealed a finely cut adorable bustier in black with Swarovski crystals dripping until the waist. The hemline of the stone encrusted swimwear was lined with folded ribbon-like strips in diamantes. The layered creation went seamlessly from carnevale, to cocktails to Copacabana beach in one fell swoop stamping the designer’s mastery of glamorous sophistication, a hallmark of his design. In true Ezra fashion, the piece embodied the style of a true diva - a seductress…a woman.

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Dubai Fashion Week S/S 2010: Stitching Its Way To The Top

By Butz Fuentes Photography by Eros Goze

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eaturing design talents from the region, the DFW was a powerhouse of trends and styles with a distinctively Middle Eastern flair. Created four years ago, the DFW which aspires to be part of the major fashion circuits - Paris, Milan, New York and London, displays Dubai’s penchant for glamour, serving it as a style platform in the city’s bid for global recognition.

Famous designers and brands took part in this event, two of them are proudly Filipino; both of whom possessed unquestionable talent and are seasoned show stoppers. Each displayed, in their own terms, style’s new way of thinking with brilliant designs showing their remarkable fashion ante, stamping superlatives on their craft without the need for gimmicks and hysterics.

Critical potpourri and skepticism abound; a lot still has to be done to make the yearly event a worthy player in the global circuit. However, the excellent presentation coupled with Dubai’s no nonsense drive for the best, won plaudits and positive reviews abroad. As identity plays a major role in fashion weeks - couture is Paris, while swimwear is Rio, the show’s creators must realize that Dubai’s Arabic “feel” potential can be upped to maximum effect in the future to rightfully showcase the distinctiveness of Middle Eastern style and trends.

MICHAEL CINCO Redefining ‘Haute’ in Couture Despite accolades already earned in the past, Michael Cinco’s collection at the DFW was ‘still’ the most dazzling and the best ever so far in his career. His Impalpable Dream collection offered a clear definition of haute couture and what it is all about. The seamless transition of refined work is an art to behold, starting from his opening number of white tulle gown with voluminous ruffled skirt and a sculpted bodice lavishly encrusted with shades of red magma crystals and brilliants. The audience was mesmerized and awed as the exuberant lightness of the gown radiated a surreal image of elegance in its highest form.

Michael Cinco’s extravagant use of crystals made ordinary mortals in the audience cry “too much!” Perhaps understandably, as this

STYLEMONGER 57 Exploiting his technological know-how, Furne opted for radical fashion in his British India Collection, combining strikingly matched materials and inspirations; a global chaos of sorts, yet balanced in the totality of the look. Furne opened the show with an ecru combo complete with playful and naughty head pieces of angels covered with tulle including the model’s face. The stained and dyed jackets with stone studs and heart shaped shoulder appliqués looked quite ‘matadorish,’ but had a distinct whimsical appeal. Embroidered leaves and hearts in oyster were juxtaposed with hand-painted Renaissance apparitions of the Virgin Mother and angels up in the clouds - Raphaello meets the Rock Glam Diva!

The ostrich hemline of the skirt with uneven cut of organza attached to the waist is a wonderfully fresh creation. Another favorite piece is a narrow sheath knee length dress with an art nouveau painting stained and dyed from yellowish gold to brown, embroidered with rococo patterns creating a neo-classic effect. Layered with soft lace in uneven hemline, the look was ravishing. The carefree headpieces represent a departure from One’s sweet and subtle accessories. The raucous mix of human forms and objects is very pop art; provocatively phantasmagoric and avant gaudy.

Intriguingly, Furne One also presented a sculptured mix from crystals, fabrics and different treatments. The key to the second part of his show was to shine - literally, with thousands of crystals gleaming in every direction, the result was ab fab in the process.

hush-hush “designer-client thing” where exclusively designed gowns costs hundred thousands of dollars. This time, Michael Cinco opened his innermost style sanctum and we were just very privileged to see it.

The designer’s sartorial virtuosity gleamed in diaphanous gowns where the refraction of light cut the unlined skirts exposing the immaculately clean job - inside out. Creations in hues of blue, opal, yellow and pink paraded on the runway with nude bustiers, casting glittering highlights. Ostrich feathers, rosette cut outs, pearls, beads and sequins added the decorative details to his glamorous recreation of Old Hollywood. His cocktail pieces featuring crystal bodices in nude with pouf dangling strands of pearls and crystals, deftly shared the limelight too.

The final part of the show displayed an array of wedding gowns with body hugging bustiers featuring different sizes of crystals filling the top, diminishing gradually into fishtail skirts implanted with full bias pieces in tulle. The smartly crafted dose of crystals gave intense luminosity; when hit by light it was like witnessing an aurora borealis.

Michael Cinco created sensible designs and delivered a superior collage of elegance through maturity in his fashion sense. He has arrived, yet we will give him more space to grow before reaching the ultimate dream of his impalpable journey… the Paris Fashion Week.

FURNE ONE Wielding the Magic ‘One’

The best part of a Furne One (pronounced “oh-nay”) runway show is the emotional side of it; building up excitement overdose and high testosterone levels, his shows guarantee stylishly innovative talking pieces, contemporary and artsy visuals – so very Furne One.

My favorite from the collection is a gown featuring a degradation of orange to yellow that diminished to a light peach blouson at the hemline. The focal point is the exaggerated panned hips with bone, just at the right proportions with the orange dyed multi flounced skirt. The jutting bustier with deep plunging uneasy neckline is tinted with stacks of mismatched crystals in orange diamantes and yellow gold baubles. Furne One’s finale piece was an edgy uneven beige lace bone structural dress, veiled with tulle fuchsia and accessorized with silver gladiator shoes and a cute angel headpiece.

Watching a Furne One show is akin to slipping into a voyage of dazzling visuals, opening Pandora’s boxes and cabinets of curiosities.

A fashion gypsy, One’s star shines brightly this year - taking a big leap from Dubai to Los Angeles Fashion Week; meeting angels where he rightly belongs – star to star!

PRODUCT FOCUS

PRE-HOLIDAY

SHOPPING

Whether you’re gearing up for the holidays early to avoid the rush, or you are filling up your annual Christmas kabayan box for sending home, here are some great gift ideas worth including in your must-buy list.

Liali Ring with Touchband 0.23 carat solitaire surrounded by 46 pieces of small diamonds 0.41 carat – total 0-.64 carats. Price – AED3,700

Friday Kinyobi Bomber Jacket Price – AED200, available at all Splash outlets.

Liali 7 Stone Half Eternity Ring Sometimes heaven doesn’t cost the earth! This stylish seven stone half eternity diamond ring is the perfect gift for her for this festive season - available in both white and yellow gold. Price - AED 1,999, available at all All Liali Jewellery Showrooms.

MS Sequined Hotpants Price – AED80, available at all Splash outlets.

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PRODUCT FOCUS

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Babyshop Posh Cap The Posh brand boasts a range of eye-catching accessories including belts, silver colored berets, caps and a wide variety of other trendy accessories. Cap price - AED25

PRODUCT FOCUS

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Nice Feelings for Men A deep and sensuous masculine fragrance with notes of citrus, rose, jasmine and hints of wood. Price - AED30

Max Fur Jacket and Fitted Denim Price – AED75 and AED65

Max Chequered shirt, striped sweater and boots Price – AED32, AED45 and AED60

62 ILLUSTRADO SCRAPBOOK A platform for budding Filipino creative talent

Pinoy Digital Photographers in Kuwait Pinoy Digital Photographers in Kuwait (PINDOT) is a group of Filipino amateur photographers based in Kuwait who share a common passion for photography.

Formed in May 2008, PINDOT’s members adhere to the motto to “Share, Learn and Respect” while enjoying photo walks, lectures and contests designed to pique interest and to polish shooting skills. The group is not only involved in fun activities, but also participates in socially-relevant endeavours; the most recent one being a fundraising photoshoot for the typhoon victims in the Philippines.

PINDOT currently has 60 active members with the following officers: President - Rico Canosa, VP - Neil Ocampo, Secretary Mizpah Reyes, Treasurer - Leonel Pura, and Auditor - Arnel Trongco. For more information, visit the group’s website at: www.pindot.info

Geisha by Ivy Laughton

Illustrado welcomes entries to Illustrado scrapbook from all photography enthusiasts in the Gulf. Please send your highresolution images and mini-profile to illustrado@inbox.com.

A Dhow’s Graveyard by Cris Sanan

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A Bug’s Life by John Lisboa

Center of Gravity by Neil Ocampo

Eggplant by Rico Canosa

Chilled out Vibes by Bordz Abrasia

Palimos Po! by Bong Tingzon

Half-Mast by Eduardo “Jek” Romero

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Metallic Junk by Sammy Bodota

Insex Scandal by Rizaldy Calayan

Hating Kapatid by Tristan Talosig

Ghost of the Past by Leonel Pura

Proof of Life by Dariel Barola

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Downtown Traffic Jam by Diomil de la Pena

Kuwait Golden Sunset by Boggs Dichoson

Sealed Identity by Anthony Carvajal Julaton

66

COMMUNITY

FILEX Inducts New Set of Officers FILEX Foundation recently inducted its new set of officers following the election on the 25th September 2009 in Abu Dhabi at the “FilEX Gala Dinner for a Cause,” an event whose proceeds will be used to help the foundation’s members whose families were affected by the recent calamities in the Philippines.

FORAC Gabi ng Lagim sa Disyerto

The FILEX Foundation is now on its second year post SEC registration in the Philippines and was formally launched in August 2008 in Dubai, UAE. The Foundation aims to establish a funding facility with its earnings intended to assist the Filipino Expatriates in the UAE or those who are no longer in UAE and who are in great need for financial help or aid. Currently the Foundation has 3,600 members across the Emirates.

Among the guests who graced the occasion were Glen Warren (CFA- Circle of FILEX Advocates), Lucille Ong of the Philippine Business Council – Dubai, Jovy Tuano of the Philippine Business Council – Abu Dhabi. The Theme of the event “Solidarity and Sharing for Progressive Filipinos” was the focal point of the messages delivered during the event.

Newly inducted officers include: Board of Trustees – Baltazar Junio (Chairman), Ernesto Refugio (Vice Chairman), Isabel Warren (Corp. Sec./President), Arnel Ramos (Corp. Treasurer) and Members – Ma. Teresa Talinga, Vivian Napenas, Gina Salazar, Albert Sabado, Rene Sorio, Mary Ann Montesa, Emiliano Dungca, Edgar Bacason, Mary Chaly Arcao, Fr. Troadio delos Santos.

Executive Officers: Isabel Warren (Pres./CEO-Dubai), Antonio Morales (VP – AUH), Albert Yasona (Treasurer – AUH), Jenette Girlie Ramirez (Asst. Treasurer), Romin Reyes (Auditor), Roy Maandig (Asst. Auditor). Executive Directors: Kent Amores and Mel Leo Pugne (AUH), Rene Mallo (Ruwais), Marylyn Uy and Anthony Sigua (Al Ain), Profirio Climaco and Edwin Cabitac (DXB), Ramses Ruidera and Emmanuel Mascarina (SHJ/AJM) , Marz Marcial (UAQ), Ronilo Bonifacio (FUJ)< Jelito Atanacio (East Coast). Leonila Bandigan (Spiritual Adviser) and Meyer Montero (legal Adviser).

Halloween Party

Hosted by Butch Delatina and friends

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Filipinos Party on Halloween Pinoys always know how to have a good time and Halloween was just another excuse for merriment – and this time there was no holding back for avid partyphiles who celebrated the witching hour with much gusto complete with costumes, role play and mayhem. Here are our picks of the cool local Halloween parties –

Team Illustrado’s Gothic Party

68 FEATURE

Juana Change Who? Juana Change What?

Story by Aby Yap

“Kilala mo ba ako?,” Juana Change asks arrogantly in an online video. In this one, she’s the greedy and corrupt trapo who uses money to sweet-talk her way through the elections.

In another, she’s the metro aide who wants a principled and honest leader that prioritizes the country’s welfare. She’s also the housewife who disapproves of the long voters’ queue, where she won’t be given a free bag of rice or a glimpse of Piolo Pascual anyway.

famous Juana Change, says Juana represents the two facets of the Filipino: both positive and negative, or those who “wanna” and don’t “wanna” change. Hence, Juana Change can be read as Wanna Change or Wa(la) na Change; it actually depends on one’s disposition.

And if you check out her other videos on the internet, Juana Change is Darna, Sta. Niña, a religious fixer, a cha-cha dancer, an OFW, and many other characters prevalent in what she calls the Philippine “Republic of Make or Break.”

But for Mae, a television advertisement director and stage/film actress, and her artist friends who form the Convergence Team, they’d rather be advocates for change. “We felt that we as artists had to do our share to use our art to transform society,” she explains.

Ouch?! Oh, she’s clever and hilarious, but her irreverent presentation of the truth quite stings, too. Case in point – here’s one of her lines: “Lahat ng magagaling nasa ibang bansa na. Yung nandito na lang mga tumataya sa lotto, nanonood ng Wowowee at naghihintay ng remittance abroad.”

Wanna vs. Wa na!

Mae Paner, the woman who has successfully breathed life — and fire — into the now

Even the lack of funds didn’t stop them from pursuing their cause. Apparently, they knew they had something else that was in abundance.

“Our expertise happens to be along the line of film as we’re directors and writers,” Mae continues. “We had to use what’s available to us and start from what we’ve been gifted with, which is our creativity.”

So with the likes of playwrights Rody Vera

and Lisa Magtoto, director Sockie Fernandez, and scriptwriter/film producer Raymund Lee leading the creative team, they’ve produced a video series that would enlighten the minds of all Filipinos and the rest of the world about the harsh realities in the country. These have been uploaded on the free video-sharing site YouTube since December last year.

Though it sounds like a pretty serious task, Mae insists that doing the videos is fun, especially during their brainstorming sessions.

“It has to start with dinner at my house; otherwise, creative juices won’t flow,” she recounts. “We talk about the issues and stories of people, our own stories and we have lots of laughter in between.”

But they find more reason to be happy when finances miraculously come their way to finish the project, or when people give their services almost for free. Mae feels it’s providence at work.

So she hopes that everyone who gets to watch these videos may be educated and be moved

FEATURES 69 to action to do their share. She warns the unscrupulous lot, though, “There’s a Juana Change watching their move and willing to out them.”

To date, they’ve already come up with 17 videos out of the 30 to which they’ve committed doing, six of them still in the post-production stage. The most popular ones have garnered more than 65,000 views.

“We were so pleasantly surprised with the outcome,” Mae narrates excitedly. “I’ve been invited to many TV shows, schools, and groups from different parts of the Philippines. The German and Brazilian TV have come to cover our work. And people from so many parts of the globe have tried to reach us.”

Juana Change has been recently named by the online magazine SPOT.ph as one of the “10 Heroes of Our Time,” along with Ballsy Aquino, Grace Padaca, Brillante Mendoza, Francis Magalona, Conrado de Quiros, Marites Vitug, Eugene Domingo, Balangay

Expedition Group, and Hands On Manila.

Mae further shares: “Someone said, ‘Juana, isa kang bagong kamalayan.’ Another said, ‘Ikaw ang tumaba at pumangit na version ni Mahal.’”

“No death threats so far,” she quickly adds and laughs.

Changed vs. Chained With the satires she does, Mae is certainly aware a lot has been hit hard; her safety might even be at risk. But then again, Juana Change spares no one.

“When I’m performing on stage, I hit them again as my audience. Di sila makakibo,” she relates. As for the negative feedback, she notes she listens well and learns from them, but she laughs a lot of them off.

What really concerns Mae is managing her time. “I’m becoming too busy and with less and less money kasi di na ako makapag-direct ng commercials, which is my main bread and butter,” she discloses.

This includes political advertisements, which she would have otherwise accepted were it not for Juana Change. She used to direct those of Mar Roxas and Manny Villar.

“I turned down their offer this time around kasi I did Sta. Niña viral at tinira ko sila,” explains Mae, referring to the video where Juana Change has been possessed by Sto. Niño, whose prophecy is sought by the presidentiables.

“I believed them then, but not anymore. Even I changed,” she rationalizes. “It feels good to be where I am, but it has trade-offs. At least I sleep soundly.”

She admits, though, to working with two senatoriables — Neric Acosta and Rissa

Hontiveros — whom she believes are “the kind who don’t have money but deserve to win.” However, their possible endorsement

by Juana Change is yet to be discussed by their creative team.

Besides an overhaul in governance, Mae wants everyone to care for the environment, too. She remarks, “I want us to get out of our comfortable zones that prohibit us from doing more than we care to do.”

Mae herself has started her own liberation by working on her own excesses; “greed” as she unabashedly labels it. “I’ve decided to regain my health, so I can continue to live for the Juana Change advocacy,” she says of her personal fitness campaign, which she announced on May 11 at a fundraising concert.

Since then, she already shed 28 lbs. off her original weight of 265 lbs. And this November, she’s proud to have a nude exhibit humorously titled “Pangatawanan mo Nah!” at the University of the Philippines Vargas Museum, where 35 artists will present Mae in sculptures, sketches, photos, paintings, and dolls.

Mae realizes she and Juana Change still have a long way to go, but both of them are doing it one day at a time. For now, she’s celebrating the experience of finally being out of her own comfort zone.

“What’s personal has become political,” she philosophizes. “I’m going through my journey as a creative patriot without leaving out Mae Paner, for truly, Mae Paner and Juana Change are ONE.” But if there’s still one thing Mae Paner/Juana Change wishes for, it’s “ME” time. “I love being with me, you see. But lately, it’s so hard to just be with me,” she laughs at her own statement as she hurries to prepare for yet another show.

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The Golden Gate Bridge

Story and Photos by Al Manlangit

As the plane gently banked to make its final approach before landing in San Francisco International Airport, the spread of the whole city opened up breathtakingly under the bright morning sun. There was the curving bay shimmering tantalizingly, the hilly streets with rows of neatly-stacked houses, the modern skyscrapers reaching up to the sky and in the far distance, the iconic Golden Gate Bridge partially covered with fog, spanning the deep blue waters. Who wouldn’t fall in love with this achingly beautiful city and in the process leave one’s heart behind? “I left my heart in San Francisco…” is more than just a song’s lyrics – it is a state of euphoric longing.

A

lone with three days to roam around freely, I hopped on the first BART train from my hotel close to the airport and, with backpack and trusty DSLR in hand, got down to Market Street. This is where you have Bloomingdale’s, Virgin Records, Apple, Macy’s, Blue Navy and over a dozen other stores – a shopper’s paradise. No wonder the crowds were thick as tourists and locals literally rubbed shoulders with each other. Here, too, was the end point of the famous cable car that wends its way across several hilly sites making for a rollercoaster ride to the bay. I hopped on one and headed for nearby Union Square for a quick lunch before doubling back to Yerba Buena Gardens where a dance parade was going on.

People sunbathing on the green lawn were enjoying the spectacle of bikini-clad performers dancing to the hypnotic samba beat. I tarried a bit longer but the museums beckoned.

The red, brick-clad Museum of Modern Art on 3rd Street is quite a stunning sight. Paintings and sculptures, along with architecture and media arts make up the Museum’s collection which ranges from Abstract Expressionism to Cubism to Pop Art. There was a also a temporary art installation that spanned a couple of rooms with Deconstruction as its theme – I thought the place was undergoing

Palm-lined Embarcadero Boulevard

renovation since broken walls and panels were scattered everywhere, until it dawned on me that IT was the exhibit!

A quick visit to the Cartoon Art Museum on Mission Street brought out the kid in me and the urge to doodle was too strong that I ended up buying a sketchpad and a couple of pencils before taking the

PINOY PLANET 71 tram to the Embarcadero. The city’s waterfront where docks and piers once supported a very busy port came into disrepair when the long Bay Bridge was built and container shipping moved further into Oakland. But a massive redevelopment plan rescued the area and now, a grand, palmlined boulevard draws people in to enjoy well-landscaped squares and plazas filled with sculptures, fountains and gourmet shops. The old Ferry Building still is used for ferryboats plying the Sausalito, Oakland and Golden Gate routes.

I then headed towards Fisherman’s Wharf, passing through several boardwalks with wooden benches that invited you to hang around and watch seagulls chasing the ferries filled with tourists. Then if your eyes tire of looking at the sparkling azure waters of the bay and the mountains in the far-off distance, you could, well, just watch people while munching on a hotdog and washing it down with freshly-brewed coffee. On that beautiful sunny afternoon with a cool breeze blowing across my face, I thought that it was one of the best walks I’ve ever had.

A detour up Telegraph Hill brought me to the 210-foot tall Coit Tower. This unpainted, reinforced concrete Art Deco tower built in the 1930s was bequeathed by philanthropist Lillie Hitchcock Coit as a means to beautify the city she loved. The short climb up the hill left me a bit breathless but the view from the top was well worth it. Unfortunately, the queue going up the tower was so long that I decided to just enjoy the large murals in the lobby done in Diego Rivera’s social realism style portraying the life of working class Californians during the Depression.

When I got to Fisherman’s Wharf, the day was almost over but the place was still teeming with people, most of whom were tourists converging to take the ferry either to the Golden Gate bridge or Alcatraz which is just about a stone’s throw away

The Crab in Pier 39

from the mainland. Although there are also other attractions at the Wharf: Pier 39 with its numerous restaurants and specialty shops, Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum, Aquarium of the Bay, Wax Museum, and a dock where sea lions frolicked. Also nearby were Ghirardelli Square where you could taste its famous chocolates and hot fudge sundaes, The Cannery arcade and numerous shopping outlets that would satiate the most discerning shopaholic.

I spent the rest of my time watching a couple of street performers before the sunset and dug into some delicious clam chowder and crabs for dinner at one of the sidewalk stalls. Not a bad way at all to end Day One! Early the next morning, I went back to Pier 39, rented a bike for US$28 and with a map pushed off towards the Golden Gate Bridge. During previous visits, I had vowed that I’d bike across its length and this was the best time to do so. Passing by joggers, couples strolling and pretty women walking their dogs, it was a breeze pedaling by the bayside and cruising past the marina until I

Turning around a cable car in Market Street

hit the hilly part of Fort Dixon where I had to huff and puff while pushing the bike up the stiff incline. Only then did I realize how out of shape I was. But going downhill after that and gliding through the wide expanse of lawn at Crissy Field which used to be an old airfield, I forgot my aching legs and enjoyed the ride once more.

Getting up to the toll road at the foot of the bridge was agony but some pancakes and coffee compensated for it as I sat on a bench in the small park by the Visitor’s Center watching the fog lifting slowly. The famous bridge links San Francisco with Marin County on the other side of the bay.

Completed in 1937, the 2-1/2 km. span, which at that time was thought unbuildable, is a testament to the triumph of engineering over Mother Nature. Designed to withstand 60MPH winds and strong ocean currents, its two great cables contain enough strands of steel wire to encircle the globe three times. One lane beside the road is reserved for pedestrian traffic while the other is for bikers – this is where I headed to.

I slowly pedaled across, savoring the cool wind blowing from the sea and stopped

Yerba Buena Gardens.

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Strilking a pose by the iconic bridge

The View from the Russian Hill

every now and then to look down the vertigoinducing 67 meters where the turquoise waters flowed underneath. Ships and boats of various shapes and sizes plowed through the waves while seagulls screeched like divebombers, picking scraps of food floating on the water. It was truly mesmerizing. After about an hour, I made it to the vantage point on the other side at Sausalito at the top of the hillsides where the best postcardpretty views of the bridge and the city were found. I sat there for a long time, sipping the warm Miller Lite which I retrieved from my backpack and could have stayed longer but fog was rolling in so I decided it was time to head back to the city.

After six kilometers of furious pedaling, I was at the Golden Gate Park with its grassy meadows, wooded bike trails, man-made lakes and the beautiful glass Conservatory of Flowers. Also inside the park was the serene Japanese Garden filled with bamboo trees and numerous koi ponds and in another part, jarringly enough, you could see bison roaming around freely in a paddock! Going out of the park, I checked out Haight Ashbury where the former homes and hangouts of the 60’s counterculture Flower Children legends still stand. Jimi Hendrix, The Grateful Dead, Janis Joplin and even the Hell’s Angels and Charles Manson stayed in that area at one time or another.

I biked and walked in parts when the streets became too steep before I reached the affluent neighborhood in Russian Hill where a row of lovely pastel-colored Victorian houses huddled together – it’s been a famous background for many Hollywood films shot in San Francisco.

Close by was Lombard Street whose famous section called the “Most Crooked Street in the World” is located between Hyde and Leavenworth. With eight switchbacks, beautiful landscaping and arresting view, it’s no wonder everyone wants to have a go at it. Last time, I drove down and this time I could say I biked down it as well!

The Crookedest Street in the World

On my last day, I visited the island of Alcatraz (Spanish for Pelican). About a mile from the shore, the facility used to be a military fortification before being converted into the infamous maximum security prison for the mafia and hardened criminals in 1934.

Some of the famous characters who served time there were Al “Scarface” Capone, George “Machine Gun” Kelly and Robert “Birdman” Stroud. The place conjures to mind daring escapes, calculated uprisings and cold-blooded murder. They say nobody escaped alive but five escapees remain unaccounted for. After it was closed in 1963, officials converted it into a popular tourist attraction.

During my first visit, we toured the facilities, entered the steel-barricaded cells and listened to the guides’ riveting stories. This time, I visited it on a whim when late in the afternoon as I walked by the pier; one man was calling out for last passengers on a boat leaving to go around the island for US$10.

Though foggy, we left with about 20 people on a half-filled sloop tossing and turning above the swell churned out by an angry sea so much so that the skipper told us to put on lifejackets as a precaution. Meanwhile, the

fog got thicker and thicker until we felt like we were swimming inside a can of pea soup.

I feared more of us being rammed by one of those gigantic container ships than our puny boat actually being swamped by a big wave and I remembered none of the escapees surviving the swift current and icy cold waters – what chance did any of us have?

Those disturbing thoughts, however, dissipated when the silhouette of the island came into view. There were the long barracks, then the water tower next to the dock and the guano-filled rocky promontory on the far end. The foreboding scene was quite ghostly and the weak lights thrown by some strategically located lamps only added to the loneliness and eeriness of the place.

I felt a slight twinge of pity for the guys incarcerated there ages ago.

Heading back to shore, the fog lifted all of a sudden and there, bathed in all its glory under the hundreds of thousands of twinkling neon lights, lay San Francisco. It was a breathtakingly beautiful scene that I will forever treasure in my mind. And I can very well empathize with Tony Bennett when he sang, “I’m going home to my city by the bay...”

ADVERTORIAL 73

Bayanihan Festival 2009 A thanksgiving celebration recognizing heroism

By Ericson M. Javillo - Far Eastern Private School

This year’s newly appointed Executive Officers of FILCOM Dubai and Northern Emirates have recently announced the Bayanihan Festival 2009, a thanksgiving celebration recognizing Filipino heroism, to be held on the 11th December 2009, from 8:00 am to 10:00 pm at the Megabowl, Zabeel Park, Dubai.

FILCOM Organizing Committee 2009-2010 Overall Chairman - Engr. Robert Ramos (NAMA-UAE) Vice Overall Chairman - Engr. Cherry Pye Torres (FCC) Director- Sponsorship - Engr. Dante Delizo (CADD Group) Director – Finance –Mercedes Macalalad (PICPA) Director – Events - Matilyn Bagunu (SMFCC) Director - Business DevelopmenAt – Jose Alipio (FORAC) Director – Creative & Design – Engr. Milo Torres (Oppps) Director - Ethics & Grievances - Jose Ortile (FBCC) Director – Environmental & Safety – Marivic Viray (SRB) Director – Health & Welfare – Dr. Allen Bay (FHCP) Director – Logistics - Dutsen Banda-ay (Cordillerans) Director – Protocols – Lee Olvido (FDCC) Director – Sports – Augusto Marcial (FCPL) Director – Still & Video – Myrna Anderson (Lightform) Deputy – Events - Ann Hernandez (FCC) Deputy - Communications – Amor Dagdag (Dubai Superstar) Deputy – Logistics - Tess Delizo (CADD Group) Deputy – Ethics & Grievances – Choy Reyes (APO) Deputy – Environmental & Safety – Joel Nedamo (PSSP) Deputy – Health & Welfare - Ronnie Balilo (FACE) Deputy – Protocols – Susan Francisco (Zabeel Institute)

NAMA-UAE, the newly appointed group prexy, will spearhead this year’s festivities encompassing the 79 active, Filipino organizations under the auspices of the Philippine Consulate General. The year end affair is guided by the theme, “Together, we made a difference” – in recognition of the numerous fundraising events and donation drives, successfully initiated and held by the various organizations and institutions to help our countrymen recover from the different calamities which hit the Philippines recently.

The thanksgiving party will be graced by Philippine Ambassador to the UAE Her Excellency Grace Relucio Princesa, who has just recently taken post in Abu Dhabi, Honorable Benito B. Valeriano, Consul General – Philippine Consulate Dubai, as well as other Philippine government officials.

Event highlights include presentations showcasing world-class Pinoy talents – i.e. cheering exhibitions, cultural and modern dance productions, Toastmaster presentations, Christmas choral group competition, band performances, as well as games initiated by the various Filipino schools and Filipino organizations across the UAE. There will also be live performances from several KAPUSO stars from GMA-7, specially flown in from the Philippines to add further entertainment and glamour to the proceedings.

On Bayanihan “Bayanihan” comes from the root word “bayani” meaning “hero.”

Thus, bayanihan means being a hero to one another. An example of the word in action can be gleaned from the old tradition of moving a house - where each man carries a portion of the weight, in the process lightening everybody’s load; in effect, becoming a hero to everyone, while everyone becomes a hero to him. In the same way, with our collaborative and concerted efforts to rally around and lend a hand to our families, friends, and relatives back home, with “bayanihan,” we have made it once again.

Whether the assistance we have extended was small or big, simple or complex, we are all heroes in our own right. Indeed, creative and resourceful minds, willing and committed hearts, deft and open hands light up and energize our needy homeland. Let us continue upholding each other’s joy in sharing, for in the midst of all the challenges in of life, we only need the presence of a “bayani”, dedicated to serve and committed to share love without limit. All this is made tangible by the spirit of shared responsibility. Let us keep the Bayanihan spirit alive!

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Every month Illustrado features seasoned travel tips on destinations around the world from Filipino globetrotters based in the Gulf.

Destination:

Tuscany

Globetrotter: Cesar Parroco Photography Courtesy of Cesar Parroco

What the place is known for Tuscany is a region in Central Italy known for its picturesque landscape, famous wines and architectural wonders. It is the center of art, science and culture during the Renaissance period. It is the birthplace of many a notable people – such as Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, Galileo and modern day fashion geniuses likes Guccio Gucci and Salvatore Ferragamo.

How to get there There are many reasonably priced flights to Italy, generally to the larger international airports of Milan or Rome. From there you can take the train or rent a car to get to Tuscany.

In our case, we landed in Venice and took a train to Florence, the region’s capital. We booked our car through a website. Italy has a good system of highways and roads that are generally good throughout Tuscany and easier to navigate than most of the countries we previously travelled to.

An International Driving Permit (IDP) to accompany non-European licenses is necessary.

Where to stay The best way to enjoy your destination is to engage with the people and immerse yourself in their culture, instead of staying in the usual hotel, we stayed in an agriturismo - a hotellike farmhouse managed by a warm Italian family. There they cultivate their own produce in adjacent fields.

These are then carried directly to the table, giving you the priceless experience of savoring the authentic tastes and scents of the place.

Spending your vacation in an agriturismo in the province of Siena means visiting an infinite landscaped, historical and artistic legacy with vast tourist resources. It is one of the best things that happened to us while in Tuscany. All guests were treated like family friends and we all had our sumptuous dinner together at a specific time and had some fun activity. The air is fresh, the rooms are beautiful, the rooster wakes us up in the morning and the views are exhilarating.

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Must do and see The territory is very varied and richly coloured, with endless rolling greens and fertile hills like those of Chianti, famous for its wine. Florence alone would be enough to promote this region as one of the most-loved destinations by tourists throughout the world with its rich history in art and culture.

However, Tuscany also means Siena with its Piazza del Campo and Pisa with her Leaning Tower. Also extremely fascinating is the so-called Minor Tuscany, scattered with little villages imbued with a medieval atmosphere: San Gimignano, and Montepulciano.

The region’s best kept secret Forty miles south of Siena you will find Pienza, often known as the Pearl of the Renaissance. Few towns give a better idea of what life was like in 15th century Tuscany. Just down the road is Montepulciano. When you are there, be sure to do three things: look up to see the colorful Pulcinella who strikes the hours at the church of Sant’

Agostino; visit the Contucci Wineries, which occupy ancient catacombs beneath the city. You may also want to visit Cortona, a town and commune in the province of Arezzo. It is the setting for the film Under the Tuscan Sun, starring Diane Lane. We have heard that the latest Twilight sequel have scenes from Tuscany.

Do it like the natives Exploring the hills and villages is one the exciting things to do in Tuscany, you can spend the entire morning learning about wines, joining the harvest and watching the locals tending to their sheep. You can also spend the entire afternoon gathering produce for the kitchen and learning a few Tuscan recipes.

How to dress Italians love their clothes and dressing well is second nature to them. After all, this is the land of Versace, Gucci and Prada but in rural Tuscany you can wear what you want as long as you are comfortable. Just have make sure to check the weather when you visit.

Comfortable walking shoes are a must to enjoy hilltop villages.

What to bring Being serious photo enthusiast, I brought more photo gears than clothes. My GPS equipped mobile phone was very helpful especially in navigating to find the perfect spot for picture taking. I also brought along a magnetic compass with me to help predict where the sun will rise and set - again, an essential photography gear.

What to avoid Don’t believe everything that they say on the website especially on choosing your agriturismo. There are thousands of them scattered all over Italy. Some might be very cheap but don’t necessarily offer real value for money.

Trip budget Tuscany is a tourist destination in a rural setting. So unlike big cities where you have to spend a lot, here Euro 50 a day for accommodation and few more for gas and souvenirs is already enough.

Ultimate travel tip It always pays to do your research before the trip and looking for a local friend online who shares the same interest can be very helpful. We were so fortunate to find an online friend who recommended a great agriturismo to us.

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The Secrets of

Siquijor Story by KC M. Abalos

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rom bustling Dumaguete City, Siquijor is only about an hour’s ferry ride away. When we went, it was a warm, sunny morning so the sea was calm and the ride comfortable via the ferry boat that costs only PHP160. Forty minutes into the trip we can already glimpse the white sand beaches of the island province. The capital municipality, also named Siquijor, makes a lovely first impression with its simple but efficient port. With the idyllic scene of kids playing along its shallow beach and fishermen casting their nets into the waters, it’s hard to believe that this is the same place where, supposedly, one can get bitten by the terrifying aswang (a mythical creature similar to a vampire).

Falling Under a Spell Siquijor also called Isla Del Fuego (Fire Island) may be one the smallest provinces in the Philippines but it is packed with a lot of interesting sights. It lies in the heart of the Visayas group of islands and, just like its neighbors Camiguin and Bohol, it boasts of underwater treasures. This is the reason why it was declared as a marine reserve as early as 1978. Divers and snorkeling enthusiasts can arrange for tours when they arrive or even when they land in Dumaguete City.

Upon arrival, we were greeted by eager local drivers offering their tricycles and mini jeepneys. You can hire them to tour the entire isle or to get you to your chosen resort. There are many resorts that you can stay in but it is

BAKASYON GRANDE 77 Supernatural Wonders If you’re like us and you just want to relax then Siquijor is certainly a good place to go. Its non-crowded beaches and luxurious resorts are perfect for some much needed R&R. Clear blue waters provide an excellent backdrop for a breakfast served on your beach front cottage. The best thing about it is that you can afford room service here. It is inexpensive as resorts go, but you will get the same courteous service and tropical sights common in the more popular beach haunts around the country.

In case your curiosity gets the better of you, and you also want to uncover treasures of a more “supernatural” kind, there’s plenty to see too.

Go spelunking in the many caves scattered around the isle. But if you only have time to visit one, then Cantabon should be your choice. It is a meandering underground grove where stalactites and stalagmites form breathtaking sculptures. There’s also a stream that wind its way down its many chambers.

If you get tired of the salty sea water, you can also try swimming in the fresh waters of Capilay Spring found in the town of San Juan.

There’s also the Cambugahay Falls said to be enchanted according to the locals.

But the definite must-see in all of Siquijor is the eerily impressive hundred-old Balete tree. Ask any tricycle driver to take you there and you’ll see why the island has a reputation as a center for supernatural phenomena.

Whispers in the Night The important thing to remember in going to Siquijor or in any new place, for that matter, is to respect local customs and traditions. Be mindful of how you treat people because you are a guest in their home. For the observant traveler, one will see a special emblem on the door of most Siquijor homes. We never found out what it meant or what it stands for but it added to the mystery that surrounds the place. When a couple of my friends and I spent a night there, it was certainly memorable. better to reserve your rooms ahead of time since Siquijor has a steady amount of tourists despite its mystic reputation. Most of the tourists are foreigners who have no qualms about the dark character of the province. It’s ironic that most local travelers tend to be more wary.

Charmed Antiquities A short distance away from the main port, the first thing we saw was the province’s charming church, St. Francis of Assisi. Made mostly out of the corals found in abundance locally, the church perfectly symbolizes the island — quaint and somber. The bell tower situated a few meters away looked like it has withstood a lot of storms but is still able to house the church’s bells.

If you like churches then a visit to the Lazi Convent might be of interest as well. It is believed to be the biggest and the oldest in Asia.

Built by the Spaniards in 1884, it still stands as a reminder of how the colonialists reached and influenced even that tiny island.

Another structure that simply breathes history is the Cang-isok House. This centuries-old construction is made of all indigenous materials — nipa, bamboo, and tugas which is a variety of hardwood.

These resources native to the Philippines have proven their resilience to nature’s furies time and time again.

Our resort, which had all the conveniences and luxuries of any beachside hotel, had a sign imploring guests to keep their voices down when ten o’clock in the evening sets in. We all took note of it but an exciting game of Pictionary made us forget this friendly reminder.

Around midnight, in front of our cottage porch, the resident resort dog decided to hang out with us. After a while, we saw him stand at attention and he started barking furiously at a dark portion beyond the hammock that only a few hours ago was set against the blue sea.

Suddenly, we realized that we couldn’t hear anything: not the surf breaking, no answering barks if it was another animal, nor did we hear any scuffling about.

We don’t know how long we were all staring at that area. At an unspoken signal, we quietly gathered all our stuff — board game, food and slowly made our way inside the cottage. We locked all the windows and doors and we all huddled together on one bed… all the while listening and waiting for dawn to approach. Nothing more happened after that, but the experience definitely left us quite spooked out.

So, whether you’re there on a holiday, to sate your curiosity or to avail of a year’s supply of love potion — be respectful, be observant and get ready to be surprised by the simple splendors, not to mention the secrets, of Siquijor.

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Cemetery Tours of Metro Manila Story and Photography by Vic Albornoz Lactaoen

In the course of my “worldly” tours, nothing has caught my attention more than visits to our very own series of cemeteries in Metro Manila – the Paco Park, a small but romantic cemetery which has gone a full lifecycle; the columbary of San Agustin in Intramuros; the American Cemetery at tony Forbes Park in Makati and the Chinese Cemetery that crosses through the North and La Loma Cemetery in the northeastern part of Manila.

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Paco Park

aco Park known as the burial grounds of the wealthy neighborhood of old Manila, has now become a popular venue for garden weddings and receptions.

Then there is the columbary of the San Agustin Church where remains of famous Spanish governor generals including Juan Miguel de Legazpi plus a host of other well known Spanish families – Zobels, Ayalas and Sorianos are all neatly buried in one side wall of this church.

After having seen so many crypts and mausoleums all over the world, I would have to say that our own burial grounds have hundreds of interesting stories inside them. Majority of these vast manicured properties are so steeped in lore that some of these cemeteries have their own “unofficial historians.”

For instance, the Chinese Cemetery; it’s a cemetery with star power. Take the LRT Train from Baclaran and get off at the Doroteo Jose station, then take a tricycle and ask to be dropped off at the north gate. Here you can

Chinese Cemetery

check out the rich Chinese patriarchs and matriarchs buried in its famous grounds. Founded in the 1850s by Lim Ong and Tan Quien Sien (Don Carlos Palanca), the 54 hectare Chinese cemetery contains graves that tell of wealth and social status of several generations of deceased. Here, one can see mausoleums as high as two stories, resembling temples, pagodas and budhas – everything you can imagine that’s typical Chinese. However, as you examine the area closer, especially the bigger crypts from prominent families, there are living persons maintaining these places complete with electricity, air condition, bathroom facilities even showers to cool off the heat.

The state of the Chinese cemetery reflects how the Chinese are in the Philippines. The streets are well paved, and well lit. It seems airier and more spacious somehow commented Teddy, my traveling companion and photographer. If you’re Chinese, you can light your joy sticks at the Chong Hok Tong Temple, where you will find a big golden statue of Budha.

Unfortunately, as one visits this place lately, one notices that the tombs are fast losing their architectural flavor as the cemetery space is getting more and more occupied. Some tombs are in disrepair because of lack of funding or family owners have just left the country.

Near the Chinese cemetery are the North and La Loma Cemeteries. The North Cemetery is a host to a lot of “who’s who” in Philippine history. Three Presidents – Sergio Osmena, Manuel Roxas and Ramon Magsaysay are entombed here. Other politicians buried here include Claro M. Recto, Quintin Paredes, Manila Mayors Arsenio Lacson, Antonio Villegas, Felix Huertas and Manuel de la Fuente. President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo’s mother in law, Lourdes Tuason–Arroyo is buried in the North Cemetery. Two years ago, the remains of First Lady Aurora Aragon-Quezon was exhumed and brought next to her husband’s resting place at the Quezon Memorial Circle in Quezon City. Going around the cemetery, where the raised graves are literally side by side, with very little space from each other, one gets to notice the different busts, figures, and Virgin Mary statues that try to gain visitors’ attention. I was wise enough to have hired a caretaker guide to bring me around this maze of graves and marbles or I would have been soon overwhelmed by the kaleidoscope before me. No standardized headstones for most of these worthies; instead, equestrian statues, shrouded mausoleums, busts, plaques, overwrought epitaphs, and genuflecting angels are sure enough to win a nod from Saint Peter in heaven.

Paco Park

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Manila American Cemetrery

In between drives from Manila to Makati or Paranaque is Paco Park, where I always somehow manage to return time and time again. I don’t blame the lovers who have their weddings officiated in this “graveyard” turned park. Though quintessentially a Spanish campo santo, Paco Park welcomes tourists and visitors alike. Others bring their children to play tag, or hide and seek. Old ladies and gentlemen arrive here early mornings equipped to feed the hungry colonies of pigeons and maya birds that warble in the cemetery’s grave ruins and acacia trees. Couples too come to hug and kiss; not all are young though, nor is it clear whether all are legally free to hug, but even those whose amours are not necessarily clandestine, find that love blooms along the paths of Paco Park. This place is best enjoyed during late afternoons, before closing time at 5PM. When I was a child, I was always wondering why there was an American Cemetery in the Philippines when the US, had a far bigger space to bury their dead. As I grew older I realized the American part in our country’s history. The American Cemetery here in the Philippines memorializes the many thousands of Filipinos and Americans who died fighting during the last World War. Apparently, this cemetery is the largest facility outside the United States and consists of hectares of white marble crosses and Stars of David aligned in neatly contoured rows up the hillside to the memorial.

If you’re on a visit, check out the columns along the walls. You just might find the name of a long lost relative who fought in the last world war. As you walk the circular column enjoy one of the best views of the surrounding polo club landscape.

If you plan to do these cemetery visits, it’s best to go with a friend or even your close relatives. According to culture experts, cemeteries are among the last places altered by forces of economic progress and development. Like historic artifacts, cemeteries tell what life was like in the past and how it continues to evolve. After all, they are in a way, a time capsule of Philippine history and culture.

Ramon Magsaysay’s Tomb at the North Cemetery

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Onli In Da Pilipins - 1. n. a phrase used to define anything or anyone that only exists anywhere in the 7,107 islands of the Philippines || 2. adj. a phrase used to describe a Pinas episode or a Pinoy persona so rare one would never find anywhere else in the WWW (whole, wide world). It merits a documentation of some sort.

“S” is for Superstition Story by Aby Yap

There’s got to be a multitude of Pinoy superstitions following you like your very own shadow.

They could be from your well-meaning parents, your nosy neighbors, or your pamahiin-loaded psyche itself. Some are a “bit” logical (if you try hard to find the logic), others are downright surreal, hilarious, even ridiculous. Even so, when it comes to stuff passed on by Lola Basyang’s generation, there’s really nothing you can do but to follow them through and through. After all, nobody can fault that argument — “Kasabihan ng matatanda - wala namang mawawala.”

“S” Everywhere, Every Time Superstition is even stamped on the most unsuspecting of animals - like the cat.

Heed its actions and you’ll never be caught off-guard. If it licks its face, take out your expensive chinaware for a guest is coming.

If you hear cats fighting on your rooftop, oops, someone’s bound to get pregnant soon. If you bathe a cat, better prepare your umbrella for a rainy day. And just in case you happen to kill a cat, albeit accidentally, you’ll be doomed forever. Don’t keep a turtle or a monkey as pets either; they’ll just bring you bad luck.

Now if you’re cooking, don’t sing even if you’re a Pinoy Idol wannabe. Otherwise, you won’t get married ever. But if you do, you’ll be married to an oldie or to someone who’ll die early. For chowtime, here’s a list of what NOT to do: Don’t (1) gush about the dish repeatedly, or you’ll get a stomach ache; (2) eat cold rice, or you’ll become fat; (3) eat tutong, or you’ll become lazy; (4) sigh and do the nakapangalumbaba gesture, or you’ll be in for a misfortune; (5) move from one chair to another, or you’ll collect spouses; (6) clean the table until everyone is

finished with their meals, or the one who’s still eating will remain single for life; (7) leave the house until all utensils have been cleaned and cleared away, or someone in the family will die. But if someone really has to leave while everyone else is busy munching, everyone, please turn your plates around to keep the person away from danger; (8)

skip dinner, or your soul will wander to the kitchen while you’re sleeping.

Did you know that there are also rules for taking a bath? DON’T do it on Fridays; in the afternoon; at night; on New Year’s Day and Saint Lazarus’ Feast Day; on the thirteenth day of the month; when there’s a rainbow

FILIPINISMS 83 or a full moon; after eating, ironing, and attending mass; when you’re hungry or tired; and when you have your monthly “visitor.” If you want to clip your nails or comb your hair, avoid doing these at night, or your parents will die. Cleaning your ears when darkness sets in? Don’t do it, or you’ll go deaf. Ha?!

So you think going to sleep will finally spare you from the clutches of superstitions? Nahah! Do not align your bed with the door; neither should you sleep with your head positioned towards it. When you dream of dead people, don’t go with them. When you dream about losing your teeth, bite a tree as soon as you wake up to prevent the death of a relative. To avoid dreaming the same bad dreams, just turn your pillow. But never sit on it, or your butt will suffer from gross, burning boils.

“S” for All Seasons Congratulations, you’re finally tying the knot! That is, after making a serious agreement to never give each other shoes/ shirts/handkerchiefs/necklaces/rosaries during the courtship stage to keep your relationship intact. Clever!

But there’s more you need to do to seal your partnership as husband and wife forever: (1) don’t marry on the same year as your sibling, or you’ll share each other’s luck, meaning one gets the best stuff while the other gets the worst — unless you want to star in your own Sukob film. (2) Don’t marry ahead of your elder siblings either; they’ll curse you for stealing their chances at marriage.

(3) Don’t postpone your wedding date, or you’ll postpone your good fortune. (4) Don’t see each other or be photographed together before the wedding day, or the wedding will never push through. (5) Soonto-be brides must never sew or try on their wedding gowns; neither should there be a rip or a tear in these gowns. Wearing pearl jewelry and breaking anything on the big day should be avoided, too. Otherwise, lifelong suffering, a cancelled wedding, or even death will ensue. (6) Grooms must arrive at the church earlier than the brides. They must never allow their brides to step on their feet while walking to the altar and to walk ahead of them as they exit the church. Otherwise, they’ll be hiding under the saya of their wives for the rest of their lives together.

And then there are superstitions on having a baby. To protect the mother and child against tiktiks or aswangs, garlic, salt, and a palaspas should be on hand. For the mom’s easy childbirth, there’s a number of things she shouldn’t do: acting as ninang in a baptismal ceremony, having their house built or renovated, sitting on the

doorstep, stepping over something that blocks the way, shopping too early for baby stuff, and having her photos taken (no, you can’t go nudie like Demi Moore when she was preggy.) For baby’s guaranteed good looks, mommy should watch out for what she eats and sees. So if you don’t want a dark-skinned kid, ditch the duhat and eat macopa instead for those rosy cheeks. To prevent having Siamese twins or a baby with an extra finger or toe, avoid twin fruits and gingers. Stop looking at animals and ugly folks; start decorating your room with photos of People’s Most Beautiful or FHM’s 100 Sexiest. And if you care enough to shape your child’s future, choose the books you read. Read the Philippine Constitution if you aim to give birth to the country’s next president.

But then, though you follow everything in the book to enjoy a full life, like preparing bandehados of pancit on your birthday,

death is always just waiting around the corner — along with its share of special superstitions.

So if you suddenly smell a fragrant flower or a burning candle, there’s a dead person’s ghost visiting you. But if you see a black or brown butterfly lingering around or if you hear some dog howling at night, death is coming for someone close to you. And when tragedy does strike, remember to: skip the wake if you’re wounded, or it won’t heal; visit not more than one wake a day, or something bad will happen to you; stay quiet when you’re near the coffin, or you’ll disturb the dearly departed; take nothing from the wake, not even cornicks, or bad luck will rub off on you; accept no “Thank You’s” from the relatives of the deceased and refuse their courtesy to send you off to the door as you leave, lest another death occurs; and go somewhere else before coming home, or the dead will come home with you. Ingat!

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The Annie B (Batobalani) Chronicles The adventures and misadventures of a ‘not so average’ Pinay trying to make it in the cosmopolitan city of Dubai.

Photography by Eros Goze

Que Horror!

Ano ang nasa dako pa roon… bunga ng malikot na pag-iisip… likha ng balintataw o halaw sa isang mundo ng kababalaghan… di kayang ipaliwanag ngunit alam mong magaganap...Eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!

Bakit ba tayong mga Pinoy ang hilig-hilig natin sa kung anu-anong katatakutan?

Panay ang basa natin ng mga malalagim na komiks at nood ng horror movies.

Ang hilig din natin sumugod sa mga nakakalokang activities like mountain climbing, scuba diving at bunjee jumping.

Pati sa tsibog – wala tayong kurap sa paglafang ng balut, aso at pritchon!

Matapang ba talaga ang lahing Pinoy?

Syempre hindi papatalbog ang mga LapuLapu, Tandang Sora at Diego Silang ng ating lipi. Kung sa tapang at taray lang din eh siguradong hindi magpapa-Luz Valdez ang mga kabayan natin. Pero hindi ba lahat naman tayo ay may kahinaan din?

Kahit naman sino, may nagpapangatog din ng tuhod… may nagpapanginig din ng damdamin. Isang amazona ako pero madami din naming bagay na afraid ako…

Bata pa lang ako eh takot na ako sa kidlat

at kulog. Kapag nakakarinig ako ng ganitong mga sound effects eh nagtatago ako kaagad sa ilalim ng papag. Feeling ko kasi any moment may gabi ng lagim na mangyayari….biglang a-appear ang mga aswang, manananggal, kapre at dwende at sabay-sabay nilang lalapain ako sa kanilang buffet. Naalala ko ang lola ko, tuwing hindi ako matutulog nang maaga, tatalakan nya ako - with matching walang pustiso - at sabay magbabanta na kapag hindi ako pumikit at humiga ng maayos eh lalabas daw ang mga creatures of the underworld at hihilahin daw ang mga paa ko papunta sa labas ng bahay at isasama daw ako sa sementeryo para ipakain sa mga kamultuhan. Eeeeekkkk!!! Syempre ako naman, may I follow the rules kasi hindi ko pinangarap maging midnight snack ng mga aswang at kung anu ano pang scaryness. Mabuti na lang at may arinola sa kwarto ni Lola, kasi tuwing maji-jingle ako sa gitna ng gabi eh hindi ko talaga kayang lumabas pa ng kwarto para mag-CR na mag-isa. Takot din ako noon tuwing matatalo sa mahjong ang Lola ko – kasi bad mood sya at kapag humihingi ako ng pambili ng kendi sa kanya eh pingot at kurot sa singit ang inaabot ko. Araykupu! Kasi naman eh,

mahina pa akong tumayming noon.

Tapos dumating na ang isa pa sa mga truliling nakakatakot: pimples! Akala ko parusa yun tuwing magkaka-crush ako. Kasi tuwing may boylet akong feel, tinutubuan ako ng isang pagkalaki-laking tigyawat sa mukha. Aba eh ang daming cute noon sa iskul namen, kaya ayun mistulang binudburan ako ng pasas sa dami din ng mga nagsitubong pimples sa pagmumukha ko! At take note hindi lang sya basta basta pa-cute na pimples ha?

May mga mata pa! Kadireeeeeee!!! Hay naku, tuwing umaga na lang pag-gising ko panay ang tili ko pagharap sa salamin kasi lagi akong may bagong pimple all over! Ang chaka ko! Miski anong kontra ang gawin ko – magpahid ng toothpaste, maghilamos ng hot water sa gabi at magkuskos ng Eskinol (my cherished possession noon) ang balat ko eh wa epek pa rin! Tigidig festival ang face ko noon pagdating sa mga tigyawat talaga.

Kakaloka!

Isa din sa mga pinaka-scurrry na moments sa buhay ko ay noong JS Prom ko. Muntik nang hindi umabot yung gown ko! Kasi nalito yung mananahi,

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Katakot! eeeekkk!!! akala nya eh damit ng Sto. Niño yung gown ko. Ang lapad kasi eh tsaka punong puno ng beads at sequins. Nagulat na lang ako nuong isukat ko eh may pulang kapa at ang tigas-tigas! Kaya pina-ayos ko ulit kung hindi eh malamang naiprusisyon siguro ako noon. Tapos kung kelan emote na emote na ako one week before eh tsaka naman ako binulutong… eeeeekkk!!! Ilang boteng Vicks at foundation ang pinag-patong-patong ko para matakpan lang ang mga butas ng mukha ko – mistulang Nestle Crunch ang itsura ko noon dahil gabi mismo ng Prom namin eh fresh na fresh pa ang mga sugat ko sa mukha. Nakakahiya pa kasi yung date ko halatang ayaw akong lapitan baka daw kasi mahawa ko sya ng bulutong. Waaaaaaaa!!! Sobrang laos talaga, noong pinatugtog yung “King and Queen Of Hearts” ni David Pomeranz nag-excuse yung date ko para magbanyo kunyari; hindi tuloy ako nakapag-sweet dance. Huhuhuhuhu! Major disaster talaga!!! Tuwing maaalala ko ang Prom naming eh tumatayo lahat ng balahibo sa katawan ko at pilit kong gusting tumili sa takot.

Noong mag-college naman ako sa Maynila, takot na takot ako tuwing nakikipaghalubilo sa mga sosyal na kaka girls. Syempre bagong salta pa lang ako noon, shanang-shana kaya ang tigas pa ng Tagalog ko, ang baduy ng mga lumang damit ko at wala pa akong friends. I did my best - to fit in - but I guess my best wasn’t good enough. Eh kasi limitado lang ang budget ko noon - pilit ko lang pinagkakasya ang allowance na pinadadala sa akin ni Nanay kaya hindi ako makasunod sa uso noon. Tuwing may party, nagtatago ako para hindi ako mapansin. Kasi pinagtatawanan ng mga mean girls ng school naming ang mga outfits ko.

I remember grunge pa ang usong fashion noon. Eh ito namang sina Nanay puro ja-peyks ang binibiling outfit para sa akin. Imbes na Guess? Jeans eh Guest ang tatak. Pati yung boots sabi ko ibili ako ng Doc Martens pero pang-baha yung bota na binili. Jusko puro galingDV (Divisoria) ang mga outfits ko!

Hiyang hiya ako sa mga kaklase kong puro sa Greenhills at Cinderella nag-sho-

shopping. Pati Trapper Keeper, palpak ang binigay sa akin ni Nanay – sus, notebook na cover si Manilyn Reynes at Kempee de Leon talaga ang choice nya!

Kakaloka! Pati baon sa school, puro sa McDonald’s kumakain ang mga kaklase ko, samantalang ako laging turon at suman ang bitbit ko padala din ni Nanay.

Kaya dun ako kumakain sa kalye, para ang drama ko eh binili ko sa kanto ang food ko at hindi ibinaon. Ang chakaaaaaa!!!

Eto pa ang mga sumunod na kahindighindig na pangyayari sa buhay ko noon: ang makakuha ng grade na singko! Hay naku, maganda naman ang simula ng college years ko noon. Pero nang lumaon na, nadiskubre ko na ang tatlong Bs: Beer, Boys at Bulakbol! Syempre most of the time eh magkakasama lahat yon. Natuto akong mag-cutting classes at dahil din sa panay na gimmick eh madalas akong hindi nakakapag-review kaya ayun, tinadtad ng pulang singko ang report card ko. Takot na takot ako dahil alam ko na kapag nalaman nina Nanay at Tatay ang kabulastugan ko ay siguradong mabibigayan nila ako ng isang well-deserved na award. Oo, kasi paniguradong sapak, sampal at bugbog ang aabutin ko kaya luluha ako ng pangBest Actress na pwedeng ika-laos ni Lorna Tolentino sa takilya! At malamang eh ipatigil din nina Nanay ang pag-aaral ko sa Maynila at sa probinsya na lang ako pag-enrollin. Aaayyyy, I don’t like.

Afraaaaiiiiiddd!!!

At syempre, eto na ang kasindak-sindak na patuloy na pangyayari sa buhay ko: my ever changing, ever ballooning figure!!!

Pangarap ko talaga ang magkaroon ng katawan na mala-bote ng Coca Cola.

Pero mygas-abelgas! Coke MegaLitro naman ang ipinagkaloob sa akin… sana Coke Solo lang. Nagsimula sa patikimtikim…pakurot-kurot…pakagat-kagat… hanggang sa nauwi sa eat-all-you-can! Ang sarap naman kasing kumain…lalo na ng kanin!!! Alam nyo naman ang pagkaing Pinoy, mahirap i-diet-diet. Mahirap din hindi partneran ng rice…lalo na kapag kare-kare, sinigang na babi, mechado at adobo di ba?

Dati-rati nuong bagets pa ako mas madali ang mag-reduce. Ngayong tumatanda na, syempre bumabagal na ang maytabolisin ko. Araw-araw ay pinapa-alalahanan ako ng aking sinturon… isa, dalawang butas ang i-adjust…hanggang sa ubos na lahat ng butas ng sinturon ko. Uh-ohhh, time for the garter belt! Kung si Angel Locsin may show na “Lobo” ako naman eh “Lumobo” ang pinagbibidahan ko. Hirap kasing kalabanin ng kakaibang halimaw na tawagin na lang nating “katakawan”.

Pano ba naman kapag malungkot ka, depressed o frustrated, syempre kakain ka di ba? Kapag masaya ka din, lalafang ka pa rin! Eat-all-you-can buffet! Kaliwat’ kanang brunch kung saan-saan. Iinom ka ulit... Cheers!!! Pano mo lalabanan ang katakawan di ba? O tukso, layuan mo akooooooo. Awoooh!

Afraid!

Ayan Na!!!

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Sa lahat ng katatakutang binanggit ko, may isang talaga namang nakakapanlumo: the No-Boyfriend Syndrome. Oo, hindi lang takot at pangamba ang napi-feel ko kapag ako ay single…syempre madalas mag-self pity rin ako. Bakit sila masaya, ako magisa? Huhuhuhu…Noong nagta-trabaho pa ako sa Makati noon, inggit na inggit ako sa mga sweet-sweetan na couples na nagkalat everywhere. Pero nang lumaon nawala ang kilig na nararamdaman ko tuwing sasalubungin ako ng mga magsyotang HHWW (Holding Hands While Walking), mga nagsusubuan ng isaw sa kanto, mga nagsisiksikan sa pagkaliit-liit na payong, mga magka-kandong sa bus at jeep… poot, yamot at gigil ang bumalot sa akin tuwing may eksenang ganito sa harapan ko.

Yes, nagiging monster ako…isang echoserang halimaw na binalot ng pagkainggit sa mga taong nagmamahalan.

Kumukulo ang dugo ko kapag nakakita ako ng matatamis na moments of love.

Yung mga nakahilata sa park, yung mga nagdidilaan ng iisang ice cream, yung mga sabay nagsisimba… Aaaarrrgghhh!!!

Ang pinaka-kinasusuklaman kong eksena eh yung mag-syota na bitbit pa ng lalaki yung bag ni babae – lintek na kabaduyan yaaaaan!!! At tuwing nakakakita ako ng nagpro-propose gusto kong maglabas ng armalite at tadtarin ng bala ang mga hinayupak! Oo, isa akong kontravida – daig ko pa sina Katrina Halili, Cherie Gil at Bella Flores na walang takot na manunugod, mananampal at papatay para lang mabura ang happy ending ng mga sweet lovers in paradise! Aaarrrggghhh!!!

Nakakatakot di ba?

Nang lumaon ay nakontrol ko din ang impaktitang character ko pagdating sa pagiging sawi sa pag-ibig. Kapag nanginginig ako sa takot at inggit, isa lang ang ginagawa ko: ang paligayahin ang aking sarili: ang mag-shopping!

Shoes, bags, clothes, gadgets, make-up and accessories! Kaskas dito, kaskas doon! Eh ano ngayon kung maxed out na ang credit card? Eh di yung isa naman!!!

Kaskas, buga, kaskas, pirma! Maxed out ulit? Eh di mag-personal loan! Talagang sa ganitong sitwasyon personalan talaga ang pinaguusapan. Nakita ko ang crush ko na may kasamang date? Pwes, bagong pares lang ng Aldo shoes ang katapat

nyan! Aba, yung college sweetheart ko nag-message sa Yahoogroups ng Alumni Association namin at nagkwento ng wedding at honeymoon nya? Humanda ka, susugod ako sa Zara para umiskor ng bagong outfit!!! The more painful the eksena, the more shopping I do.

Pero syempre after one, two days, maluluma din yung mga pinagbibili ko…at babalik muli ang sakit, pait, inggit at pagkalumbay ko. Maya-maya, nandyan na ang monthly statements ng mga credit cards ko. Awoooooooooo!!!

Saan ako kukuha ng pambayad??? Utang uli kay best friend? Kay Kumare? Kay officemate??? Pano kung wala nang magpa-utang sa akin at tuluyan na akong mabaon? Baka pagpasok ko sa opisina eh may mga CID nang nag-aabang sa akin… siguradong minu-minuto eh tatawagan ako at kukulitin ng mga bangko para magbayad na ng overdue kong bills… at next time na i-kaskas ko ang credit card ko eh ma-deny ang card ko at gupitin ng saleslady mismo habang nakatingin sa akin ang madlang utaw sa loob ng shopping mall??? Eeeeeekkkkk!!! Siguro matutunaw ako sa kahihiyan at wish ko na lang na bumuka ang lupa at lamunin ako ng buong-buo that very moment!

Afraid!!!

Lalo na ngayong panahon ng krisis: paano kung matanggal ako sa trabaho?

You can never can tell sa panahong ito. Wala kang kamuwang-muwang baka pagpasok mo sa opisina eh last day mo na pala. Paano na ako kapag nagkaganoon? Hindi ko mababayaran ang mga credit card ko. Pati ang renta ng bahay, for sure mami-miss ko…. baka any moment eh sa ilalim na lang ako ng

Maktoum Bridge matulog. Hindi na ako makakapagpadala ng datung sa amin.

Hindi na makakapag-tong its si Tatay… wala nang pang-Mahjong si Nanay…ang mga kapatid ko wala nang pang-load sa cellphone nila... ang mga pamangkin ko magugutom at hindi na makakapag-aral…

Oh noooooooooooooo!!!!

Hay naku….tama na nga. Ayaw ko nang isipin ang mga bagay na talagang nakakatakot at nakakaloka. Dadami lang ang wrinkles at magda-dry lang ang skin ko. Ang mahal pa naman ng moisturizer at magic cream ngayon. Actually come to think of it, tayo rin naman ang gumagawa ng mga multo sa buhay natin eh. Ganyan talaga ang tadhana, mapagbiro at eklatera paminsan minsan. Madami talaga tayong pagdadaanan na challenges at trials that will also make us better and improved people. Let us just face them and deal with them kasi the more we ignore them, the more we deny those facts, mas lalong magiging nakakatakot ang mga multong hahanting sa atin. Hindi sila mawawala at lagi pa rin nila tayong hahabulin.

Let’s keep our faith, magtiwala tayo kay Bro at galingan natin ang diskarte sa buhay. Walang mangyayari kung patuloy tayong magpapa-kabog sa mga bagay na nakakatakot, nakakagimbal at nakakaturete sa buhay natin. Keep a positive outlook in life and be happy.

O sya mga friends, mag-aatend pa ako ng Halloween party mamaya. Sasaglit muna ako sa parlor para magpa-fresh at magpabeauty. Wish me luck na kumasya ako sa costume ko. Time to scare off the ghosts in me and have fun with my friends tonight! Happy Halloween! Dizzizit!!!

88 ILLUSTRADO FACES Celebrating innate Pinoy charm

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Photography by Eros Goze Fashion courtesy of Giordano

ILLUSTRADO FACES 89 Celebrating innate Pinoy charm

Dubai

Photography by Eros Goze Fashion courtesy of Giordano

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