Are Lawn Bowls Masculine ♂ or Feminine ♀ ?

Are Lawn Bowls Masculine ♂ or Feminine ♀ ?

In most languages a non-living object is either considered to be masculine or feminine, normally based on its traits and behaviour. French nouns are always masculine or feminine, and you usually can’t determine the gender just by looking at the word or thinking about what it means. After consulting Dr Google it appears that in Australia the following apply:.

Freezer bags are masculine because they hold everything in and you can see right through them. Photocopiers are definitely female because once they are turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are also an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but can wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. Car tyres are male because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. Hot air balloons are also male objects because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their bottoms. Sponges are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. Web pages are definitely female because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. Trains are definitely male because they always use the same old lines for picking up people and don’t like to deviate from their schedule. Egg timers are female because over time, they lose patience and all the weight shifts to the bottom. Hammers are male because in the last 5000 years they have hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around. What about the remote control: female? Ha! You probably thought it would be male but consider this: it easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t understand it or always know which buttons to push, he just keeps on trying.

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