Spacebat tacos pr

BY CHRIS SHERIDAN

ZEARTH.

the population of one

the dead planet. known for nothing but high winds and icy peaks.

so what’s the deal, robot? you and

no? s to hear that.

ya must want trouble then...

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woah! easy buster. you almost hit me.

I gotta say, I liked your silent treatment much better.

you will wish ya kept quiet too when this is all said and done.

‘this here space-blade has a mighty way of making a point.’

‘just lemme show you how.’

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you come to play, pal?

count, robot.

‘you only get one shot.’

‘...you can count on one thing.’

curtains for you.’

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bad opening.

ready for my rebuttal, bot?

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now it’s time for the treatment.

in the civilized systems they call this an enema.

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