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119ebication
Because of our d eep app r ec iF1tion of hi s s t e l'lin g qualities FI S botb teacher ancl fri0rnl, because of the b en i g n in f-Ju ence fe lt s iu ce h e lrns taken over the l eade r ship of Gn1y Hall, ::mcl because of our general a ll :ir ournl r espect for him, we, the Class of 1933, clo <lcclicntc our editi on of the Tatler to:
Robert gs,now
CLASS O:E'FICERS
E dw an l M. Wli iL P Presi d ent
Char ] H rn. Brad ley V i ce-Presi d ent
ThmmtH A. 0Pro\\' SpcrP t ary
Hobrrt B. Varnes Trcasurrr
Tom B ( 'la rk l' 8ergcant -at -A nn R
TATLER BOARD
Donnl<l R. Paiterson Eclitor-in-Chief
T l1 omns E. Bul l ion Ass i stant Editor-in-Chi<>f
Char l es K Bradley Business Managcr
Art lrnr II. C utl er Ass is tan t Business Manag<>r
"Brad"
CllARLES E. BRADLEY
South Bend, Ind.
Lower '30-Football; Basketball; Baseball; McKenzie Literary Society; Tumbling; Star List; Legion of Honor; Best Drilled Cadet; Hon. Mention 3rd Form Ranking; Cpl., Co. "L"; 2nd Prize AllPoint Cup.
Middle '31-P. F. C ., Co. "D"; Midget Football; Oo. "D" Bask e tball, Baseball; 1st Place Most Trusl:Jworthy Cadet; 2nd Place 4th Form Ranking
Upper '32, ' 33--Cpl., Sgt., Oo. "A"; Dramatic C lub; Pres. of Pi Delta; Alpha De lta Tau; Pi Delta Debating Team; Sect. of Varsity "H" Club; Varsity Football , Basketball; Baseball; Rifle Team; Highest Proficiency Jn Chemistry; Hon Mention Christian Courtesy; Haberly Medal; Vice-Pres. Senior Class; Business Manager Tatler; Honor Card Group, '30'33; Howe School Orchestra, '30-'33; Captain-Adjutant; Sword and Sheath Club.
BENJAMIN
W. BROWNE
'"Brownie" Cleveland, 0
Middle '31; Upper '32, '33-Varsity Baseball, Football; Varsity "H" Olub; Sgt. Bn. Sup. Sgt., Sgt. Major; Dance Committee; Herald Staff; Washington Day Address; Honor Card Group; Rifle Team; Sword and Sheath Club; Alpha 'l'au.
Y o u 111·0 mu c h int e r es t cl in ph ys i c al sport s, and ni so s h o w ft pro11num•c cl int c rCH t in th o 011lcloor s. You nr A p osse i; se d of mu c h rh y thm, a r c v e ry 11, ppr c da.tiv e of thin gs o r 11n nrti s tl c 1111lur e , nnd llH'l' C i s rntudC'nl 11n1wtw intlon cxpl' ess cd In y our writin g
Y ou ar e 1uit e v is ionar y a t tim es , s how lhfll y ou nr e d oc is i v e in y our o pinions Your m re m o r y i s v e ry g o o cl , a nd yo u po s s e ss much uf th e c on Atl'u c ti vc in your nature.
THOMAS E. BULLION
"Baheep" Royal Oak , Mich.
Middle '30, '31-P. F. C., Cpl , Oo "B"; Upper '32, '33-Tech Sgt., 2nd Lt , Hqs. Co.; Co. "B" Football, Basketball, Baseball; Band, '31-'33; Orchestra '33; Pi Delta; Sword and Sheath Club; Tatler Board; Herald St'tff; Old Gu a rd; Declamation Contest; Dramatic Club; All Club Football
RIDGEWAY W. BURNS
"B urnsie" Detroit, Mich.
Lower '2 9; Middle '3 0, '32-Choir : P. F. C., Cpl., Sgt., Co. "B"; Blake Football, Basketball; Upper '33-Alpha Tau; Old Guard; Co. "B" Football; Basketball; Sup Sgt., Stf. Sgt., Co. "B"; Sword and Sheath Club
You 11 r e lik e l y to be v e r y eas il y itTil ate d and a nno yed, s how that you are d ec isiv e In yo ur opinions. You also s how that you n.r e genero u s and co n si d era t e of otllers, and that you a. r e quite l'ik e ly to be susce ptible 10 e n1otional ap Jl eA l s.
You are much given to resenting imposition. nnd are quite co n s id erA.te of others. You ha ve a very e nthusia s ti c natur e , and you are not golng to let yo u r pride inte rwit h yo ur :ic orn 1 ) li s hing things..
"Tom"
TOM B. CLARKE
Cincinnati, O.
Middle '30, '31 - Blake Bas e ball , Basketball; Cpl., Co. "B"; Upper ' 32, '33-Sgt., 1st Sgt ., 2nd Lt., Co. ' A"; Honor Card Group ' 30-'33- Alpha Tau; Debating T ea m; Alpha Delta Tau; Hon. Mention
Most Trustworthy Cadet; Hon. Mention
5th Form Ranking; H a berly Medal; M edal for Best Essay; Herald Staff; Pres Dramatic Club; Old Guard; Tatl e r Staff; Sword and Sheath Club
ARTHUR H. CUTLER
"Cut-cut"
Iowa City, Ia.
Upper '32, '33-Co. "B" Football, Basketball; Varsity Track, Football; Varsity " H" Club; Declamation Contest ; Pi Delta; Pi Delta Debating Team; Drnmatic Club; Tatler Board; Cpl., Sgt ., Co "B."
Yo u 11 1·e l ()o He n " lll n Yo u a lso Hh o w lhal rou h rn ·p n vp r y :-;n rc• afiti t· natur P, a nd yo u of t e n hul'l n lh l' l'H un t·onsc lo u s l y, You s h ow wlll - 1mwer 11nc1 H(· lf - r e ll nnt·r in y o ur writin g ( 10
You Hl' P a vi Pl o nnr y so r t or p e r so n n nd a. r e co n sln nll y se t tin g yo ur gon l In lif e far ah ea d You a l so show t h a t yo u a r c rul e d mor e L>y yo u1· h cfl rt than yo ur h ea d a nd lhat yo u nre qu it e lik r l y t o J)e s u sce ptibl e t o e motionnl ll JlP nl s. You h a v e m u c h p e r sona l prid e and dignit,v , n ncl are g e n e rous a ncl co n s icl f• rn t c o f )
"Duck" VanBuren, Ind
Upper '33-Co. "A" Football , Basketb a ll ; All -c lub Footb a ll ; B a nd ; Jazz Qrt,hestra.
Sturgis, Mich.
Middle '29 , '30, '31- P. F. 0., Op!. Co. "M"; Hor.or Card Group; Hon. M e ntion Drilled Cadet; Middle School Dance Committee; Mack Football, B asket ball ; :3and.
U pper '32, '3 3-Sgt. , Capt. , Co "B"; Major of Howe School Bn.; Old Guard; St. GuUd; Choir Crucifer; Command e r of Sworn and Sh eath Club; Sect "" e 11lor Class ; Decor ation Committee; Pi Delta; Varsity Track , Football; Edltor-inChlef Howe Herald; Howitzer Plat.; DecJrunat ion Con test.
"Yo u s h ow thAt you are a ll i t irritabl e at ti m eH, b u t o th e r tim es yo u Hl1 0w a ca rfree nHt nn e r ''f o u show that yo u h av e mu ch of t h e exec utiv e in yo u r n at ur e, but at th1H"' R ,yo u te ncl to b e t-00 ser, r ('.' Uv e.
Yo u po ssess mu h flu e n cy in your s p eech, 11 h ow that yo u ILJ-.e rul e d b y yo ur h e lld, .and th at you a r e capable or m ee ting a c ri s is In a w 11 pois e d mann e r. Yo u a lso s h ow that yo u are ve r y d ec is i ve i n yo ur op ini o n s , a nd t h e r e n re tim es wh e n yo ur fee ling s .ar e lrnr t. too Nls il y. )
JOUN M. GILBERT
"Mac" Evanston, Ill.
Lower '28-Baseball; Middle '29, '30, ' 31; Upper '32, '33-Bn.nd '29- ' 33; Alpha Tau; Varsity Baseball; Chapel Orchestra; Jazz Orchestra; Cpl. Bugler, Sgt. Bugler, Hqs Co.
GAIL N. GRIEGER
''Breeze '' Muncie, Ind.
Lower '29-Legion of Honor ; A Privilege List; Middle '30, '31-P. F. c. Co. "B"; Spring Dance Committee; Upper '32, '33Alpha Tau; Dance Committee; Dramatic Club: Sword and Sheath Club; Col. Sgt., Bn. Sup. Sgt., Sgt Major, 2nd Lt. Ordnanc e, Hqs. Co , Honor Card Group.
Vou s how mu c h mu s irnl ap pr ec iati o n In yo ur wrltinA· n l o ug wilh a good se ns e of hun1 or. Yo u fl.I'(• 1)08:-IORHe cl or fl. good n1 e 111ory ·w hich '\1 ill Pl'O Vf' or g"l' N tt Vil lU C to yo u In r c tn inln g l hin g-H tlial yo u I n.rn.
Yo u ar e g oing to pay clo so attention to del11 ll s , s h ow th at you are th e lo g i cal s ort or thtni< '" and yo u ar e not lik e l y to rush lhrou g h thln g8 in a c ar e l ess mn,nn e r. It is a l so eviclP nl tlrn l yo u ar o th e e nthu s iastic S•>rt or p e r so n , an d YO U!' p e rsonn.i prid e is inc! PP 1l o ut s tanding'. Yo u s h o uld xp r ess n1 o r c "clai·c " lo balanc e yo ur ca u t ion.
"Jasp"
Howell, Mich.
Middle '32-Hon. Mention 4th Form
Ranking; Upper '33- P :F C ., Cpl. Co " A"; Alpha Tau.
"Spinny"
Peru, Ind
Middle '32- 2nd Ranking 4th Form ; Upper ' 33- Band ' 31-'33; Orchestra '32'33; Pi Delta; Herald Staff ; P F. C Bugler.
Yo u ;ir e in c lin e d to b e th o Int e n se 0 111 0tlo n a l lrnracte r , a nd yo u s h ow t h nt yo u are VP r y to e n1otional a p1l eal s You ;ll so sh ow a ve r y s n Hi tiv e n u.t u r e a nd it i s Pvlcle nt that you a r e ·o n s tnnlly wantll>g soml' lhin g UP W a nd diffe r e11t goi n g o n alJo u t
Yo u h a V'O m11C'l1 e0111lde n ce in yo ul' s I f and ln thing s th!Ll yo u do, po ssess m u ch wlll11owe r , and i t i s ev id e n t t l1a t yo u ar e go ing thr o u •h t.hing s th a t yo u s t a r t. Ther e i s mu ch Im agi n atio n ox pr ssed, u g r ea t d eal of t e1rnC" i ty, flnd yo ur writ in g s h ows t ll at yo 1.1 ; u·p n ot. lik e l y to be t h e e motional c h arac t e r at a nJ time Yo u h avt' a ::;emfie () f hu111or tlrn t sho ulcl b l'lf grer1 t value t.o ycrn.
"Kent"
R. KENT KANAGA
Battle Creek, Mich.
Middl e '31, ' 32 - P F 0 ., Cpl. , Co. "B"; Varsity Track; Upp e r ' 33 - Rifle Team; Varsity " H" Club ; Alph a Tau ; Varsity Football; Col. Sgt., 1s t Sgt., Co. " A "; Sword and Sheath Club
"Ken"
KENNETH F KEARNEY
Detroit, Mich.
Middle '31- Mack Football, Basketball; Varsity Baseball; Declamation Contest; Upper '33- Herald Staff; Cpl., Sgt , Co Sup. Sgt., Co. "B"; Varsity Football; Rifle Team ; Dramatic Club; Pi Delta; Dance Committee.
Y o u nr c quit e r lnnl Rh In c h oos ing- vour lntin111t o Fri nd s a. nd aH n r rs ult of ihls yo u are lik el y t o limit th Hf ' to ll few I n numbe r Yo n ru·e n1l(•d 1·0111 11l c l!'l y by yo ur h ea rt, :-i h ow I hn l you t h P optimi s ti c i:;o rt of p rRo n
You nr e. a .ve ry. c ons c i e nti o u s so rt or p rso n , n nd 1t 1s ev id e nt that this Htr a ln will ca rry yo u through, but nt t im es yo u t e nd to h e n littl e se lf- c n tc r c d
Y o u nn• in n e d of mor e d e t e rmination
!l'l1cl a r e c on s tan tl y str i vi n g t.o irnt yo ur h <•st into t h in.gs tlrnt y ou do.
You l uw e a k ee n , rapid-thlnldng braln, s h ow t.hal yo u h av e much conc e ntrative ab ili t y, and it i s e vid e nt t h at yo u h ave mu c h se lr - co n tro l In yo ur natur e Yo u a l so sh o w that yo u hav e much prid e and dignity t oward o i,h e r s and that you 1Ul'V<> a keea1 hra jn
"Potsie"
JOHN M. LESLIE
Indianapolis, Ind.
Middle ' 31 - M ac k Football; Upper '32, '33-Varsity Footba ll, Basketball; Baseball; Vars ity " H " Club; Sect. Pi Delta ; Herald Staff; Danc e Committee; Col. Sgt., 2nd Lt Co. "A" ; Sword a nd Shea th Club.
"Fawn"
JAMES C. MISKILL
Grand Rapids, Mich.
Middle '3 0. ' 31 - Dwight Football , Basketball, Baseball; P . F. C., Co. "D"; Upp e r ' 32, '3 3- Co. " A" Football, Bask e tball ; Alph1 Tau: Old Guard; H e rald Staff; St. Vinc ent's Guild; Clergy Crucif e r; Danc e Committee; Var sity T e nnis ; Cpl. , Co Sup Sgt , Col. Sgt., Co "A"; Sword and Sh eat h Club
You are gnl ng t.n h e ve r)' method i cal Jn t hin g·" yo u d o, s h ow th11t yo u hn. ve a goocl se n "e of hu 111 o r, yo u m·o capab l e o r express in g YO lff Hf' lf w ith 01tRC You also s l1 o' v n P<"fl(•eful n1tlure, 1tncl yo u a r n ot lik e ly to l w dernonf<lt"fttlvc of yo ur nJ"l'ccllons nt any til\H'. No r n r P ) r ou t h o type of p e r so n lo he th<' u l'i gl n nlu r of n11u1y di sng r ee m ents
l-.......
You a r e ntlre ly too sn r cnsti for yo ur ow n p;nofl, !-i hnw thnt yo u a.r ge n ero u s to wnrd 1 1J11 •rs n nd t lrn t yon hnv o n k een brain.
HENRY A. MOL'f
" Moltie-Woltie"
Detroit, Mich.
Upp er '31, '32 , '33-Alpha D e lt a Tau; Hera ld Sta ff; H011or C a rd Group; Varsity
Footb a ll , Tr a ck ; V a rsity " H " Club; Dr a -
m at i c Club ; Alph a T a u; Alpha T a u D e -
bat in g T ea m ; D e cl a m at ion Cont est; P. F
C., 1s t S g t ., Co. " B "; 1s t L t. Adj ., Hq s
C o .; H abe rl y M e dnl
"Pat"
DONALDS. PATTERSON
Detroit, Mich
Middl e ' 30 , ' 31-Choir ; Junior T ennis;
P F. C., Co. " M " ; Honor C a rd Group; 2nd Plac e 3rd Form R a nking; Hon. M e ntion 4th Form R a nkin g ; Upp er ' 32 , '33-
H ea d o f 5th Form; H e r a ld S taff ; :Editor-
in-Chi e f T a.ti e r: Alpha D e lt a T a u; H a bc: rl y M e dal ; Cpl., Sgt ., Co. " B "; M a ster Sg t., 2nd QM Lt ., 1s t QM Lt ., Hqs. Co .; Sword and Sh e ath Club; Dram a tic Club
Yo u a r e a v r y se l f-co nOcl cnt a n d se lfr n li an t sm t. o f pe r. ·on , a n rl yo u n r e go in g t o h e cllffil' ult to c h ange in r ga r d lo v i cw-
])o in ls. Yo u a r f' 1>1·ogt' ess J\re, a hvays nt ivo rl c
ln h ar-comp li s h cl , but yo u li ke yo u r s u c-
l'l'HH lo eonh• quj l'k l y.
Y o u h ave n g r <'n t !l ca l of t h e l'xocut i vc In yo ur nu. Lu1 · s h ow th R. l you h ave rn u e h ini tiati ve nncl Ag·gn•ssiv<' n ess, a n d it is e\' i clc n t t h at RH a r PH u 1t o f yo ur in ves ti gative n at ur e you h ANl' cl ve l o p ecl m u c h cu ri osity Yo u r al lo ull:'LJJ l yo urse lf to tnsks w hi r h co nfront you sh o ul d a l ways make yo u a l ead er.
"Ed"
EDGAR M. PERROTT
Plttsburir11, Penn.
Lower '28- Knick Footba.11, Basketb a ll, Bas e ball Ca pt ; 1st Team Football , B ask e tball , Ba se ball; Cpl.; Co "L" ; Star List; Legion of Honor; 2nd Plac e Ne a test
AI cov e.
Middl e '29 , '30, ' 31 , ' 32- Cpl., Cpl. Drum
M a jor ; Sgt Drum Major , Co , " M "; M a ck Football , Bas k e tball , Base b a ll; Co. " A"
Ba s k e tball; Va r s ity Footba ll, B a sk e tball, Ba se ball; Old Gu a rd: 1s t Place Mo s t Trustworth y Ca det ; Dance Committ ee.
Upp e r ' 33 - 1st. Lt., Co " B "; Capt Hq s. Co .; Pr es Va r sity " H " Club; Pi D e lt a; Her a ld Staff; Sword and Sh e ath Club; D a nce Committee ; 3rd Place Discu s 'I'hrow.
Bucyrus, O.
Upp e r '33 - Alpha T a u; Varsity Football; Bask e tball.
Yo u " h o ul d l w \'C r y l'n r l'ul of h ab it s yo u fo rm s ln ve yo u p ossosH s u c h n. pe r Hl s l e nt nitlur e Yo u 11re Lh c d c t c rn1in c cl sor t of p e rso n , a r e ve r y e mph a ti c In yo ur opini o n s a nd as " r <•s 111l o f thi s yo u o f te n ex p ress mu c h s tubb cll'nn eflfi f\ IHl c.hs lln fLC ' )' Yo u n.J so Rh o w t h a t yn u Hr<• t o n stn ntl)' r enc hln g o u t to nc qulr 1· f or yo m 'Hc l f.
Yo u a r e a VP t' Y op timi s t.l e so r t of p e r so n , s h ow 1.hn l yo u a r e g-e nn o u s a nd co n s id e r" ft;' o f o th e r s, nnd yo u d o n ee d n1 o r e t'fe t e rmin a t! u n in o r<l o r to m a t e ri a li ze yo ur dr ea m s :t ncl f llll b i ti o n s. Yo u a lso s h o w t h at yo u n ee d n n1 o r e fr a nk a nd ca ndicl n at ur e s in ce th er e ar e l e ncl enc i es ex pr ssed h e r e t o w a rd d el'l' Jlll o n
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"Bob"
ROBERT P. RAICHE
Mllwaukee, Wis.
Lower '26-'29-Cpl., Co. " L"; Tumbling; Pres. McKenzie Li te rary Soc.; Best Drilled Cadet; L eg ion of Honor; C a pt Lower Football; Lt. , Co. " L"; Middle '30-P. F C., Co. "B"; Upp er '31-'33-Cpl., Co "B"; D ramatic Club; D e clamation Contest; Alph a T a u; Alph a Tau Debating Team; Vars ity Football; V a rsity "H" Olub; VlcePr es. Junior Cl ass; Sgt., Co. "A"; Bn Sup. Sgt. Hq s. Co.
WILMARTH S. SLOOTMAKER
"S1ooty"
Grand Rapids, Mich.
Upper ' 33-Varsity Football , Vars ity " H " Club ; Alpha Tau ; B asket b a ll; Honor Card Group.
T e nni s ; Co. "B"
Yo u are quitf' r o1:;e r\7 ecl in yo u r n1ann e1·s , h ave much clepth to y ur f<>t'lings, an d are a hlt irritlLb l c al Lim eH. You hav e much pride, and arc go in g to put yo ur h os t into w li atrvcr yo u do. You hav e m u ch w illp ower, Hh O\V that you ha v a fin e sc-nRe of ht11110T and a dramn tic qualit y that wl ll be of .great aHslstance to yo u
You s h ow n. great d ea l of d e pth to yo ur f ee lin gs, s h ow llinl yo u are inclin e d to be npllm l s ti c and constantly l oo king o n t h e bright sicl of t hin gs. You a lso s h ow that you ha\" a ke n, rapid-thinkin g bt·nln, and l h11 t you a r e quil"i< in slzlng u11 sit u ati on s
(J/u, r----..:...T;;__A_ TL E=R;..--,,_
TOM A. SMAL L
''11o n1" Sa. ult St. Marie, M'ch.
M'ddl e '32: Upper ' 33-Band; Orc h es tra; Ch a p e l Orch es tra; Pl Delta; P. ,,•., C, Hq s Co.
B!::NNETT E. THAYER
"Ben" Youngstown, 0
M :::Id l" ' 31 - M ' ck Footb1.ll, Bas e b a ll, :c -..r kr1 t a ll : V a rsity B'.ls e ball; Upper ' 32, Fo ct b:i ll. B aske tball; V 'l r slty " H" C'ub: M :; r. V nrs ity Track; Alpha T n u · A!pha T , u Te a m; Decorating Ccmmittee: Cpl., S gt., 1st S gt., Co . "B " ; HonOT Group; Guidon C a rrier ,
Ynu art• qnit P r eHt> J' VP cl In yo ur mHnn el' , nr t- t oo so n siti n • for yn ur o wn goo d. Your 1n l' mor ·r l s g-on d n ncl It ts quit(_• c.• v iclt: nl that yo u going- tu find It to 1·et11 i11 things vo u I Pn 1·n. Y our d e tl•rmltwcl n at ur e IH going io HC'O )'<HI thrnugh I hi t h n l yo u st11rt. ( 20
Y o u n r e ntir e ly too hTitallil• for yo ur O\Vl1 go od , oft. e n yo u n 1· 1.· i-; hurpl y sa r c•as li C' Hncl n ot rcn lba the yo u are ca u slll S' nl. h P r s as a r e•rnlt or It. It is ev icl nt th nt ,vo u fire not go in g tn ll P , ·ery cl ernons tr a tl\ P or your nJf ec: ti o n s, a nd yo u nr e ruil •n about by yo ur h ead a nd h <:n rl.
ROBERT B. VARNES
JOHN R. TIBBALS
"Tib"
Chicago, Ill.
Middle '3 0 , '31-Choir; Blake Football; -c·pper '32, '33-St. Vincent's Guild; Clergy C1 ucifer; Head Acolyt e; Herald Staff; T'ltler Staff; Pi D e lta; Rifle Team; Dramatic Club; Declamation Contest; n cor1tt i n o: Committee; Old Guard; Co. "A"; Football; P. F. c., Cpl., Sgt., 1st Lt., co. "A"; Sword and Sheath Club.
"Bob"
Howe, Ind.
Lower '21-'29-lst Lt., Co. "L"; Middle '30, '31-Dramatic Club; Old Guard; Upper '32, '33-Commander Old Guard; Decorating Committee; Alpha Tau Sect.; Co. "B" Football; Sgt., 1st Lt., Co. "B"; Tatler staff.
You pnHs<>s" a g1·cnl cleAI of co n cc nlnttlv e Abl l lly, s how that you havo much wlllnower, 11nc1 .vo u are quiek in exp r ess ing yourself with ase. You also show Lhal yo u hnv e IL gTl'ftL tleHI of Lhe lnv cfi tlgativ e in your 1rnture You shoulcl be quite s u ccess ful in lhe fit' lcl o f business in worlt of an cxecu llv e natur
You a r quick in siz ing u]) s ilua.Lion s and co nclltimrn. Hhow that you are very persiste nt in things th>Lt you clo, but some times yo u 111"1' give to procra.qtlnatlon. You nlso show that yo u tal tc much int e r est in varied l'CCl' Ofl lion.
"Shifty"
KENNETH M. WELLS
Cleveland, O.
Middle '30; Uppe r ' 32, '33-Pres. Junior Class; Decorating Committee; Band, Orchestra; Chape l Orchestra; Herald Staff; Pi Delta; Cpl. Hqs. Co.
CHARLES F. WHIPPLE
"Chink"
Evanston, 111.
Middle '3 0, '3 1- Blake Basketball, Football; Upper '32, '33-Varsity Football, Basketball, Tennis; Varsity "H" Club; Cpl., 1st Sgt., Co. "A"; Herald Staff; Rifle Team; Dramatic Club; Old Guard; Habe rly Medal; Pi Delta; Hon. Mention Patriotic Essay; Vice-Pres. Junior Class; Sword and Sheath Club.
Yo u are in c lin ed lo h e a bit cl ce ntlv e n,t U111 os, h a v e v r y littl e d e t e rminati o n n.nd willpower oxp 1·0H8cd h , r e In yo ur writing·, although yo u a r a ve r y c h ce rrul so rt o f p rson.
You show that you h ave a keen, r a pld1.hlnkln g· br ai n , a nd shoulcl h :wc Uttl e trouble In l earning· thlng·s or int r es t to yo u Yo u a l so sh ow t h at yo u h ave much at hl et i c n at ur e exp r essecl in your wr i ting.
"Mize"
EDWARD M. WHITE
Tampa, Florida
Lower '2 8, '29-Football, Basketball , Ba o;c ball; Tumbling; Track; All-around Athlete's Letter; Legion of Honor; Yi ce1- . es McKenzie Soc.; Cpl. Co. "L"; Choir.
Middle '30, ' 31 - P. F. c., Co. "D"; St Vincent's Guild; Upper '32, '3 3; Sgt., 1st Lt., Capt., Co "A"; Pi Delta; Haberly Medal; Honor Card Gl"Oup; Sword and Sheath Club; V arsity Football, Track; Varsity "H" Club; Old Guard; :2nd Pl ace 5th Form Ranking; Ass. Tactical Officer of Lower; D ecorating Committee; Tres. Junior Cl ass; Pre s. Senior Class; Chapel Colors.
1 'Buzz"
.TOHN A. WILKINS
lndia.napoli s , Ind.
Lawer '29 -Fo otball, Basketball, Basebal l; White Hall Tennis Champion; Middle ' 30, '31-Blake Basketball; Varsity
B ase ball, Basketball, Football; Varsity "H" Club; Upp er '32, '33-Declamatlou Contest; Runn er -up for School Tennis Championship; St. Vincent 's Guild; Pres. Alpha Tau; Cpl., Sgt., 1st Lt ., Capt. Co. "B"; Old Guard; Sword and Sheath Club; :>Jera ld Sta.ff.
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You possess a fa ir amount of Individu a lity, s how that you are too much g iven to u1·ocrastlimlion and yo u clo 11eed to b e more prompt ancl punetual in t hin gs thal you clo Y-0u a l so s how much prld<.> nnd dignity
Ynu arr r ul ed co mplet ely by yo ur heart, "R how t lrnt you are very generous. You are fond of cha ng t• and variety , s how tbiLt yo u 11.re th e Ho 1·t of person, and you are go ing 10 oo n!J le to exp ress yourse lf with llHI('h CH};('_ )
EARLL W. WOLCOTT "Wolky" Batavia, III.
Middl e ' 30, '31-Blake Football , B as ketball; Junior Tennis; Upper '32, ' 33-Badminton; Sgt.-at-Arms Junior Class; Varsity Football. Track; Va rsity "H " Club; Alpha Tau; Holder of School Record in Hurdles ; D e corating Committee; .ffqs. Co.
(!Class I!} istorp
Twe l ve year:-.; ago t hi8 i l lustl'ious class of ours Rtartccl when Robert Varnes, a Jittlc boy of Hix, wandered into tho mnt uri11g hal l s of tlw kind ly Lowe r Sc l1 oo l io beg iu lii.s l ong term at Howe.
This young fe ll ow strugg lc< Lon :for six years before h o was joined by four other morn be rs, coming from far and near. Edgar Ponott ·was wi IJi ng to leave his o ld borne town of Pitb;bmg h. A long wit h him carne 0 111 · good frie n ds, J:D d wan l W h ite of Cleve l and, later of ream.pa, .John Gi lbert of Evm1ston, lll inoiR , a nd Hobert Ra iche of Mi l waukee.
ln 1929 t h e nuc leu:-.; of tl 1e cl ass was 8trnngt h encd by four other boys, T hornas GProw from t il e green pnsturrn; of Sturgi s, :M i chigan, Ga il Grieger of Mm1c i o, J rn li.mrn, and Jo hn Wi l ki11s of ]11< l ia n apo lis Jn F<'bruary of t his yea r Burns of Detl'Oit al so rn<H l e h is appearance.
T h en, in J 930, t h e' time of fll'OR"pC'r it y, 11i11 0 rnot: l1 ers an cl fathers bicl fond farcwl' ll s to their sons, and wlrn shou ld arrive but such notables as Clrnr lo8 B r a dl ey of South Bcn cl , Tom Clarke of Cincinnati, .James Miski ll of Grand H,flp i (l s, Kerrnet li We i ls of Cleve land, T h oma.s Bullion of Roya l Oak, Mich igan, Dona l cl Patterson of Detroit, Ear l Wolcott of Batavia, lll inois, Jolin Tibba ls of Winnetka, Illinois, and to complete tl1e l ong list for t h at year, from Evansto n came Char les Whipp l e, wl10 entered i11 February.
In 1931 our c lass grow to the tota l of twenty-four when six more fine cadets conm1cucc d Llieir careers at Howe. T h e now members were B eu Browne of Clevt: larn l He ig h ts, Oltio, Kent KanFtg-a of Battle Creek, Mic h igan, Ken Kca11rny of Detl'Oit, .Tack Leslie of Indianapo lis, ancl Bennett Thayer of Youngsto\v 11, Oh io. lJ1 Fchnrnry, Hcmy Mo lt of Detroit joined tho c lass.
Now [lpyn·oflc li t l1 0 uowor membe r s of t h e cl ass who joined t h o ra.:n ks in J932, our .J un ior year T h ese new applicants were Arthur Cutler of Iowa City, Iowa, Jasver Haywunl of Howell, Mich igan, Tom Sma ll of ffault Rt. Mar i e, Mich igan, am l Nei l Grove of Peru, Irnliana . In the micl( ll e of t hi s year came anothPr olcl standby, Dona l d Kuh lman of E lmore, O hio.
Now, this year, we have tlie fina l fo111· memhers of this cl ass which started in '2l. T h ose to comp lete t h e roster were R,obcrt King of Bonton Harbor, Mic h iga11, Pope of Bucynu:>, Ohio, Wi l marth Slootmaker of Gran d RApids, all( ] Wi l li arn Duckwa ll of VanBuren, Indiana
Thus we have tho co m p l ete Senior Class, fourteen years in the making, whose name, we • h op r, wi ll not be forgotten by the .Junior Class of thi s year ancl t h r cl asses of the years to come.
€lass
lt was the y •ur 1!l58, the twcnty -:fifi11 mmi \' Crsary of tl1c Grnc1uating· Clns8 ol' 'Ba. J, rnyi:;cll', had amassed a fortune of $2,000,000, w 11i ch I ow<•d to yt>nn; o!' conKc icutio ll K, clili ge11t, hard work as tlw secorn l com0dinn iu a hmlt,sqm• tronp - mul to an uncle who left me $1 ,999,999.98 in m1Laxnblc scc nriti<' s . I g l eu n cd t\1 0 additional two C<' HL ::> from a postngt> :-;lmnp, which by some unnsunl freak of fortune liacl gone through tl1t1 mails witl1out being ca n ce ll e d. So you cm1 r •n dil y see that the clcrnont of lnck bad ' ' ery liWe to tlo with lllY success
.Assailed by a curiosity lo know liow m y c la s::> rnnt cH 11ad fared, I hired n staff of private> deLt>ctivcs lo trace Llwm im1iviclnally mid inform me of ti H·ir wIH •n'n i>out s nntl present c ir c nnrntnu ccs. Tltoy wl'n', n \so, to interview them pcr.·onally, if possible.
Accon liu g ly, two 111011Llrn Inter 1 rPceivod tlH1 fo ll owiug- datn:
Case o. l -Ht'gnn lin g the whereabouts nn<l prc•.·ent c ir cnmsLunc<..' S of Mr. Tbomas Bullion:
We ]1avP locntl'd Mr. Bullion in Cl1i c1:1go wlwrc he i.· nt prC'H< •nt playing in a Hnlvation Army Bancl. "Jn a11 intervi ew Mr. Bullion said, "Wo ll, [ hH\ ' l' lo prnclic<· my trombo11e 1N;so11s sornew lt Pn', nrnl there are 110 nL•igh born Lo co mplain l10rc ! "
Ca::>e o . 2-Hega i·din g the wht'renboutH aml prpscut circ mn sta n cc.· of Mr. Ben B rnwne: .
Mr. Browne is one of the higgest oil tycoolls i11 ll1c HonthwN;L II• is 110\\' vaca ti011ing- i11 Routl1 .AmNica nt the su gar vlnntati on of Mr. BPn ':P lta ycr, ( 'ase o. :1. Ir. Brownt• refus0d to :-;ay anything. Mr. TIHtycr, 11 owPve r , m1hl ecl 1hi s message•, co ll ect - "H I YA, BOY STOP AM G C.ANJ1J NTOP BKOW E WANTS MJD TO 'I'"ELL YO l .............. " Tlie n si lrncl lw en censo r etl by the cnb l<' co mpan y.
Case o. Rq1;al'(li11g the whereabout.· nnd pr Pscnt c ir curnstn11c0.· of Mr. Hitlgt•wny Hurns:
Mr. Bnnis is n jig-saw ]h tz z lP d csign0r in D •t roi t. H (• hm; corn;lr u ct ecl the lnl'gL1 st jig -SH \\ ' puzz l<• in t11c worl<l. Whi le so lvin g the masterpiece, hP hccnnw literal ly bnriccl in his work. At pr0sc11t Th<' Le s lie Co ntractin g Co. is aLtempt ini.{ to exhume the unfortunate Mr. Burns. :Mr. John L< ·s li c, C'as :• No. 5, Presi<h•11t of th<' compa n y, llHHl c t h e following s t ntcrneHt i11 an in1m ·yipw: "I sl1all d o CYc r yt hing in my pow r ton ·en c rny dPnl' o ld cln Psmate. He l1a s owc• d nw $2.98 for .-tin; s in ce .Jrnw :3, nnd, if lie thinks that lw can Hm·onup;c out of tl 1i s, h e is mist11k< ·n.''
Ca8' No . fi - Hcgn 1·din g th e wl H'rcuboutH am ! 1n ·psent cfrcumshrnccs of Mr. '"Ph0111aH A. U.•1·ow:
We lrn vr trncccl Mr. Gerow to New York, wl10r0 It o is ('mployc<l at the Hitz-Carlton Hotel ns a J1ou se detective. W c did uoL interview Mr. Gerow. He was s leeping in tl1c lobb y ·when we cliscovc1·cd !Jim, arnl ·we 11csitated to awake ]1im.
Case No. 7-li0g1-m li ug thr whereabouts m1d present ci1·cunrnfarnc0s of Mr. Charle s Wl1ipp lc :
Mr. Whipple J1a s taken up the occupation of f-lng polr sitti11g. A. ruo. t distn'ssing acci<lcul ]1as befallen Mr. Whipple r ecently. He was perch •d upou a pile· along U1e waterfront of Nm.v Yo rk, getting m a little Spring training. 8omr immigration officials, who were escortrng to ft ship a group of und es irabl e aliens for d eportat ion, saw Mr. Whipple arnl mistook him for a Con11m111 i.·t, clue to thr shaggy bC'an1 that adorned l1is face. ':Chc•y hcnlecl him in wilh the crow d 1-rnd Mr. Whipple i s now i11 Htm:;ia. In reply to a cab l e Mr. vVJ1ipple i11fo1111e\l ll S thftt J1 e hall <lyt·ll l1 i1-; beard green, mid wns intending to reenter the States next Dcccmlwr by concealing hims e lf in a boat-load of Christ. ma.· trees.
Case No. 8-Hcgar<l i1Jg the wliercabouls and present circumsfancC'S of Mr. John Gilb •rt:
Mr. Gilbert is 1h c l cac1c1· or a jazz orchestra, known as "The Four Melody Maul 'rs,'' which broadcasts daily over the N. B. C. network. Mr. Wilmarth Slootrnaker, Mr. Ed. Pcnott, an l Mr. Charles Bradley, Case.- Nos . !""l, 10, 11, rc8pcctivcly, are the other three members. Mr. Perrott hfl s writte11 for t11' quartet a brand new sigm1ture lmmbcr, wbich he plays magnificrntly ns a so l o on the tuba.. Tl1c piece is entitled "Look For The HilvPr Lining, Now That The Gold Standard Is All Shot.'' Mr. l!-,rcd. Hayward, Case No. 12, is the announcer and vocalist on this program. He' is know11 over the ai e as "Jasper-the man with the voice that is ki.rnl to your cars."
Case No. 1 tbe whereabouts Rncl vrcscnt circumstances of Mr. Gail (hieger:
1\llr. llri(•gc1· i:,; e1 successfu l Ch evro let sa l esman. Before we could intervie'v him, he .- n cce :" dC'<l in se llin g us one gross of thr lat est srclai1 models. \.V c trnst you will rrimhurne us.
Case No. 14--H.eganlilig tl1e whereabouts and r resent circumslances of Mr. 8< 1 rap l1im Po1 ' :
Mr. Po1JC is a vrofcssi.onal sfr0J1g man. He ha s taken the name of Rowskowski Popechcffoff, th' Maced011ian super-man. He is making a littl e extra mon y by ren(li11g tPcl girch'rs into phonogTnph needles.
Case No. J 5- R.<:'ganling the wl1ereabouts arnl p1·cscnt cii-cumHtances of Mr. Robrrt Varnes:
Mr. Varnes h old s th lJOsition of bouncer nt the Wnco clancc lrn.ll.
Case No. 16-Hegarding the wl1ercabouts aucl present c ir cum. stances of Mr. Kenneth Wells:
Mr. WcllR is runni1tg- a medicine show Ht Ypsilanti, Michigan. He i1:1 asi:;iRie<l lry iir. Althur CuUt•r, Oa8c No. 17, who runs the side show, urnl givei:; n. r<'mnrkable exhibition of magic. Mr. CutlC'r i1:1 advt"rtiRe<1 as "('ui, th<> Cnbalistic."
Cnse o. 18- J-frg-nl'(ling· 1hr whrrcabouLH and prmmut circum8LnnccR of Mr. Holwrt King:
Mr. King is n pngi\i:-;L He rrcently took the titlr for World 'R Weltl•l' -W<'ight Champion at Mndi8on Rquure Gank11, and hm; decided to imrnctlial<·ly <•nt(']' t11c light -h eavywright ch1s8. He is sc ltt>dnlt-c1 to mec•t Mr. Kt>micth Kt'Hl'l1Py, Case No. 19, who is known as "H lau ghlc•r House" in tlic riug. Mr. Holwrt King sa id conccmi11g the fight, "]' II howl that pn ch -clrnnk clown over lik e 80 mm1y milk hottle .. ''
Mr. [(l'Hrn<>y, in trni11ing iu hi s Cat,skill Mountain Camp, being infornwd of :Mr. King's remark, statccl vchernl.mtly, "That pc1'furned llaboon cou lcl11 'L pnnch his way out of a paper bag.''
Mr. Kc'nrn<'Y ltns r>nr cluuw<l a controlling int ere.·t in a nntioually known t('U C(•11t ::;lo r, •. He intends to retire• very soon. Mr. Kuh Iman , Case No. 20, who is Hporn;or ing tl1r bout, 81'\ys tltat it will be the batt1 · 1 of the ccnt11l'y
Case No. 21-Hcgarding the whereal.10uts D1H1 present circmnstances of Mr. Edward White.
Mr. White has become a missionary. He is doing some perfectly marvelous work among the wild tribes of heacl-huntC'rs in South America. In a cablC' hr stated that ]10 was still to do the 100 yd. dash in 10 seconds flat, which was due to the fact that he was keeping his head, C'Vcn though i;ome of hi s converts were most distracting at times.
Case No. :22-Regar<ling the 'Yhereabouts and present circumstances of Mr. Kent Kanaga:
Mr. Kanaga i8 a respectable brewer in Battle Creek, Michigan. We have sampletl }ifr. Kauaga's product, and have <lecidf'd to remain here for further inY<' tigation.
Cast> No. 23- Regnnling the whereabouts aml present circumstances of Mr. John Tibbals:
Mr. Tibbals is resicling in Greenwich Village, New York City. He illustrate s an<l clraws cm·c·r cfos ig·ns for Co ll ege Humor. We have been introduced to one of his motlels, and have deciuf'<1 that the case warrants further investigation.
Case No. 2+-Heganling the whereabouts nrnl pr<'sent circumsta n c<'s of Mr. Torn Srnall:
Mr. Small iH the ow1wr of H steams hip line, running on the Great Lakes. Mr. Ruuill has ilrnti g-ated a la-w s uit against Mr. Duckwall, Ca.-c No. 25, who is t lw <'<1ito r of an ag-ricuHurnl newspaper in Sault St. Mnrit•. Mr. RrnHll allt•g-t' 8 thnt Mr. Du ckwa ll printed an invidious, nnd
uncalled for pun on the nnn10 of ]1is compimy, The Small SteamRhip Linc of the Gr\:'nt Lak es.
Mr. Tom Clarke, Car-ic o. 26, i s the attorney for the defense. Mr. C lark e state d that lw wou lcl su rely win the case, since the almighty ]low e r of truth conquers all.
He requested that we loan liim $500, with which he plans to hire character witnesses for Mr. Duckwall. We gave him the sum in the interests of the power of truth. We trust you will reimburse us.
Case No. 27-Hcganliug the whereaboutf.; arnl pPsent circ111ns t ances of Mr. Juues C. Miskill:
Mr. Miski ll is t lie proprietor oJ a Bcm1ty Sulon iu Jrnliiurnpoli.s. In :m interview lie statt>d that M1 ·. Wilkins, CasC' No. 28, visits his st tlon regularly to lrnv<' Ids fingnnails manicured. Mr. Wilkins, as we subsequently discovered, is now a motorcycle policeman. He is interested in a.n arnatenr il1 eat rical movoncnt, and is stu dying tllC' role of Dr. Fu Manchu for n JJ l ny tl 1nt· wi ll b \.• pr esC' nted in the 8hrinern' Auditorium in the near future.
Case No. 29-Reganling the whereabout.· mHl prcsC'nt circurnstrrnc eR of Mr. H'nry Molt:
Mr. Molt is the president of a prosperous chrome-plating· works in Detroit. At p1·escnt lie i s working upon the gigmitic problem of cJ1romeplaLing the Statute of Liberty. "TlJis wi ll tru ly mnk:e the world safe for r:reclrnocracy,'' said Mr. Molt.
Case No. 30-Hcgardi11g the whereabouts and present circ umstances of Mr. Earl ·Wolcott:
Mr. Wolcott i s ernployed by the' Micl-WestC'rn Research J_,abor:ttories. He ho l<lR the uniqu e position of wliat is tcrm0d as Inventive Genius. Mr. Wolcott i s turned loo se in a lumberyard '\vith a keg of nai ls, strapped to l1i s uack, arnl l1annucr and saw in h is haml. By tl1is errntic method of t•mployi11g Mr. Wolcott's tal ent, the age-old mathematical problems, the trisection of an angle, th e duplication of a cube, Lave been so lved. Mr. Wolcott, with hi s consultmit, Neil Grove, Case No. 31, is now workil1g 011 the so lution of the ::;quarc of n circle.
Case No. 32-Hcganling th'3 whcrC'a.bont s aml pre sent circumstances of Mr. Donald Patterson:
Mr. Paticn,;on i. now employed as Public StC'nographcr in the Kingsbury House. Mr. PatterRon ver.v wi llingly typed out this report. Thus C'ndccl tl1 c notable li st of achievements of th e Class of 1933.
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Bradley: Now Chuck, we know, is a scholar, And not a JJacl guy, you' ll hollar. Ho has a good brain, ( 'T hongh s om' say it' s lam e,) And tl1P sciences, we say, h e' l l follow.
Brow110: Ou le ave he wont to Ft. Wayne. (Olga waR the name of the jane.) S h e wa s domestic, 'Though s till modernistic. But a II he has JcfL is hel.' name.
Bullion:
H e blows a horn in the band. The mu s ic he proc.luc0s is grand, And 'l'om, it's our notion That they owe you promotion, Ancl for this we give you a ]rnnd.
Burn s :
A peculiar young Scotchman this Bums, The rnl0 of our houses lt o sp urn s_. Fo1· once at a dance He wa Ikeel off in a trai1ce. Arnl about hi s mistake h e still yenms.
Clarke:
Tommy Clarke is excoetlingly bright. He'll tell you that any old night. If you tell him he' s wrong, He ' Jl reply in words strong "I'm Clarke, 110-w can I be but
Cu tl er:
A magician, a man of t110 East, Ou whose tricks our eyes do we feast. Ancl in tl1is ·we agree A gon in R iR he, For rnbhits from liat s iR hi s l east.
Duckwall:
.Just a boy from down on the farm To whom no one could clo auy harm, For his smile is so bright, Either Ly c1ay or by night, That it seemf:i a perpetnal charm.
Gerow:
Thomas, you knmv, is our Maj., Ancl not a, bad one, conRid 'ri11g his head. But th ing R we could mention, Anrl for the sa kc of convention, We'll 10ffvr them to be imnginecl instead.
Gilbert:
.John's fl man of great might, 'Though his musc l es arc prone to be tight. But a big h eart he's got An l this f orgct not, When yo n step up ai1d ask him to fight.
Grieger:
With the women our Gail is a flash, And for this reason our teeth do we gnasl1. 'Though backward in books, He sure haR the look s, But inclined at times to be rash.
Grov :
This young man hails from Pcm. Some sa.y his brains are few. 'Though his nickname is "Spinny" His backbone, \Ve know, is not finny, For ho's proven it's best to be tTue.
Hayward:
There was a small boy ·who said "Hush," Ancl was perceived by many to blush. When they said "ls it "Heck no, it's the Sarge. Clear out, I'm off in a rush."
Kanaga: Kanaga 'R a regnlar guy And iu our eRtimate his ranking is high. For we must all admit His smi le has g-ot IT Which lwhirnl him lenvcs many a sigh.
Kearney: Now Ken's a man of queer taste; 'Though on this his luck may be based, li'or a babe he did his, And l1is bus he did miss, So he returned on the train in great haste.
King: A remarkab le man, we all say, And he '11 be a good doctor some day. If he'd only stopped smoking Or dodge 1.ieavy soakingi He'd find it much easier to stay.
Kuhlman:
There was a young man from Elmore Who lived way up on the third floor. He roomed with a boy named king, Upon both one did mistfortune bring, Now both boys cry with tears in their eyes "No morel"
Leslie, J.: rnic case of this gentlcimm 's sad, For tl 1c stir business has gone to tho bad. We suggest with a cheer That, instead, he serve beer, And in ihat create a new fad.
Miskill: Onr J "im is a wonder at math, For n wonderful eyesight he hath. And nt six paces away He can read what you say'Tis t his gift t h at driveR many to wrnth .
Mo lt: This Mo lt, we know, i s a wonder; 'Though exceedingly prone to m11ke blunder And not as before To rush through the He s houlcl first get dow11 and look under.
Patterson: Of this folcler our Pat is the Ed; About him eno ugh can't be said. But in one thing· be failed; It was the man that lie hailed To writr out these lines that you've read.
Perrott:
Our Ed is a musical man, And canies much brass m the band. It's needless to say, Stay out of his way, For his horn covers much of the land.
Pope:
Joe is a winsom dear chi ld, 1rr110ugh his voice drives many near wild. He delivers a -punch Whiel1 our noses does crunch, But withal his nature is mild.
Raiche: This is H man from Milwaukee Who rooms with a mug we call "Wolky." Their room they kept locked, 'Till the Sergeant they mocked, And the next da.y we saw them awalking.
S l ootmalrnr: "Slooty" pounds bard on the keys, And produces queer noises with ease. Some are quite rare, Others just fair, And the drums of our cars they do freeze.
Small:
Now Tom is a likeable boy, An<l one wl1om we thoroughly Some sny he's dumb, But withal he is fun, Alt.hough he's pr011e to annoy .
T linyer: Ben's a p l atimnn b l ond,
And of him o11C Dorothy is fond. He lias moo<ls that arc queer, And it is then tlrnL we fear That his love is not going on
'ribbals:
Now this is a. pious lad, Aml omc say he's a. litt l e bit ma L But in physics he's bright, For he studies a ll nigl1 t, But the i·csults Eire often so s11d.
Varnes, R.:
To ·write 11bo11t this man, I fear, For he lives exceedingl y near. As perhaps you've been told, No matter how bold, One's roommnte 's nmnc is kept clcnr.
We ll s : This Ohoppy we know to be s l y, A shifty, lrnrd-to -c aLch guy His us<:• of words, scsCJuipedalian, Tum our hearts entirely alien, All of which he cannot deny
Whipp l e:
T h is yoUllg man is quite queer, A l though in gnmes without p0er. But frirncl s h e annoys, Which giv0s him great joys, And h is lrnmor t h e w ri ter clocs fear .
White, E.: Mize is a father to many, And his di. ·charges annoy him aplenty. But as Captain of "A", We'll say h e's okay, Although l1i s lan guage at times is ciuite heavy.
Wilkins: Now "Buzz" is a lik eab l e gent, 'Though hi R mind iR said to be bent. For he talks loud 1IBd lon g In a voice that is strong, And it's tlwn that our ears are not lent.
Wolcott: A liand some mm1 from "Batave," About whom the ladi es do rave. And l1is prowess in math Drives many to \vratb. Oh, tl1is brute, whose face needs a slrn ve.
Will
Preamble
Whereas w<', th0 Graduating Class of 1933, are about to depart from this noble institution, and, whereas it ha s be e n the time honored custom for the Graduating Chts s to will to the Junior s their s hortcoming s and their accornplislnncnts, I, Tom Clark e, being t il e appointed for t his job, llo h er e se t ni y pen to t h e s undry tasks of a l ast will and te s tam ent.
Be it h e r e sta t e cl that we, the sa id Graduating Cla ss, the party of th e :first part, <lo h ereby will and grant to tlic sa id Junior C la ss , the party of the sccon cl part, th e following:
In General
Our ability to up se t traditions.
Om· high nc acl crni c rankin g .
Our inestimably hi gh charact er.
Our ath lf'tic abilit y
Individually
Ben Thayer's voluminous peruk e to anyone who want s to haunt the hall s of the Lower 8choo l n ext year.
"Shifty" Wel l ' s un ci:rnn y abi lit y to l1ournl the third floor of Gray Hall to the depart ed ancl forthcoming brethr en.
Molt's pa rndc technique to n ext yea r' s adjutant.
Ja sp er Hayward's fan mail to Gu. Cbutora sh.
Bullion's ability to k ee p hi s mouth shut to Elder.
Patter so n' s English drag to Max L e onard.
Art Cut l er's parlour magic either to Stuckey, or Cas ler.
Ben Browne's l ong promis e d hat to anyone in th e Junior Class that ha s the 1H:rvc to wear it.
Burn' s s ucce ssful wa ys with the fair sex to Carothers
Duckwall 's trump e t ma ste ry to Shoup.
Gail Griegcr's many military aclvauces to Jack Ro ger .
"Sonn y " King and "Python" Kuh lman, tho se in separab l e roommat es , will to P r att and Reid th e d ete rmination to cany on the good work on tho tliird floor.
Chuck Bradley' s bad breaks to anyone who might d ese rv e them.
Tommy Gerow'l::l mighty rig·ht to Lind, ·who ·was so often see n on the re ce ivin g encl.
Ed Perrott' s abi li ty to play "Ti ge r Rag " to "Wimpy" Gould.
".Joe" Pope's pl1 ys ique to Cas l er, who i s working hard.
"Batavia" Wo lcott's inventive genius to "Teddy" Bair, wl10 hop es to take phy sics.
Mize White's brood to Rom<' l1anl y sou l who will be able to handle them as weJl as li e luw.
Johnny Gilbert\; nbility to write music to Dick Franklin, next year's ,Jazz Bancl lead er.
Jack Leslie's stir trnclc and liabilities thereof to his devoted and darling brother, Dick.
Ken Kearney's f011dn ss for Ho,ve to all foturecadetsof this school.
"Buzz" Wilkins' atliletic ablity to :U'in Ross, hi s clevoted unclerstucly.
James C. Miskil l 's curly hair to Gane, wl10 l am sure would appreciate it.
Kent Kanaga 's commanding· voice to Kemper.
Willy Slootm akc r' s ability to play the piano to some .Junior who hopes to rival our Willy.
"Chink" WJ1ipple's patie11ce to any Junior wl10 ha s a musical roommate.
"Nibs" Tibbals' artistic ability to Ernie Orcutt.
Tom Small's tnles of t-he Soo to Bob Leonard, who needs some better story than hi s trip to Alaska.
Bob Varnes' know ledge of the trench mortar to Steele.
Bob Raicbe's puns to the next year's curio co ll ector.
"Spinny" Grove's science drag ( n to Reg Heap.
Slootmaker's beautiful singing voice to Leo Jacobsen.
I, Tom B. Clark e, Second Lieutenant, Howe Corps of Cadets, retired (after June 3), being of sound mind, do hereby will and bequeath my military drag, tremenc1ou. popula1ity, good shine, magnanimous charucter to this most unfortunate Junior Class.
Having checked, rechecked, and double checked this remarkable testament, I do h ereby affix my signat ur e on the 15th clay of May, in the year of Ollr grn.duntion, 1933.
Signed,
Th e 'I'ATI...EH Boanl wis h eR Lo thank it s c lR.ssmatcs for their hearty co -opera tio11. Especia I thank.· are due to: Tom B. Clarke, the writer of the Class Will. Hobert B. Varnes, C las1::> History. John R. Tibbal s , Class Poem. Rob ert P. Raiche, C lass Prophecy.
Acknow ledgmen t i R a lso matle of the assistance of th o American Inst itut e of Grap ho-Ana lysis of Kan s as City, Missouri, through whose courtesy tbe c haract er ana lyses in the TATLER were furnished. It will interest our r ea der s to know t hat these ana lyses were all made from tho handwritin g of the individual, and without any previous know ledge of th e subjects' ch aracters .
