Class Will

I-WILLIAM PUTNEY, being the only man in Howe School who started in the Midd le to gra duate from the Lower; with unlimited knowledge of the anfract uositi es of the intellects and characters of the class of '2 8, do hereby bequeath the esse nti al attributes of the aforesaid class to the unfortunate , regretablc, miserab le, much-to-be-pitied Juniors.

Aldendifcr's fema le mail to some lucky Junior.

Ba ld win's a rti stic powers on the so othing cello to Chamberlain.

Barber's agon izi n g, moaning, g roaning trombone to Kirby

Bates' historica l bluffing ability to Bosworth

Boyer 's enterta ining ability to Letson.

Carver's GOOD LOOKS to Miles

C lark J's st'udi ous attitude to Wedemeier.

Deligiannis' fleetne ss and grace to Dougla s.

Dixon's manl y build and bull strength to McMahan

Edwa rds ' queer conception of English to Cl ark G.

G illi s' editorials to Chaffee 0.

Hottensen's unlimited knowledge of argumentation to Bloch.

Hi-Jenks Jenkins' leather pushers to Gray.

Le hman' s quoting ability to Jahnke.

Lett's commanding personality to Davies.

Merton's honor of being the class goat to Loeb e r, and it is our hope that he will bear the brunt of misfortunes as happily as Tubby.

McKenz ie's unerring eye for hunting to Hatfield C.

Nevi ll e's a bility to sleep in cl ass to Maner.

O ld 's bu sine ss traits to Schlesinger.

Paine's unc a nn y pestering to the devil , who m a ke s use of it.

Re n z' knowledge of girls to Heustis.

Ross D's dime-novel library to Bow se r.

Stan d art's patience , per seve rance , and dignit y in c hapel to a nyon e who will stay here as long as he has

Stewart C's idea of a Howe beauty to Hatfield R

Tre dick 's angling for geometry to Culley.

Wa rren 's love affairs to Knol(:.

White's lov a ble s mile to Kimerl y.

Williams' craving for phys ics to Boudeman whether h e like s it or not.

Summer s' seriousness to Burrows.

I gi;e bequ ea th whatever nur sin g ability I ever po ssesse d to Hi-Jenk s, my compa mon-m-arm s w ho has , according to rumor, added accomplishments along that pa r ticular line.

And now I at t es t m y signature and seal.

WILLIAM A. P UTNEY

The Junior Class