Hotspots! December 7, 2017

HOTshots of the week

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POOL BOYS

uRaul Ernesto & his boys have fun lounging at the White Party’s Splash Pool Party at The Nautilus.

ALL ABOUT BEAUTY

u Dr. Neel Amin, Joe Booksh, and his staff

want to thank everyone for attending their Grand Opening of Mode Spa.

A DAY AT THE BEACH

u Alan T & Jane Castro kiki with White Party

Muscle Beach’s DJ Dan Slater.

IT’S BACK!

u Hasay has a great time working

at the new Palace at 10th & Ocean Dr. during their Opening Weekend.

LEATHERMEN

u Gabriel, Michael, & Matthew

have a blast at The Leather Masked Ball.

QUEEN OF THE AH NIGHT u Gay Adult Film Icon Chi Chi LaRue

took control of the beats at the Leather Masked Ball at Progress Bar.

THEY’RE ALL STARZ

u Avi & his crew get ready to dance at

White Party’s White Starz at Score.

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u Oscar loves White Party’s Muscle Muscle Beach Beach Party Party

and Mark’s List’s The Mad Paparazzi!

Paparazzi!

WE LOVE BALLS

u The Hurricane Showdown came came to to Mills Mills Pond Pond

and Brian Piccolo Sports Parks.

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THEY LOVE MY MUSIC

u White Party’s White Dreams’ DJ Danny Verde plays to a packed dance floor floor at at Space.

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Muscle Beach

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The best chatter on social media this week “The most important thing for us to do RIGHT NOW is to call, e-mail the chairman of the FCC, @AjitPaiFCC, let him know how you feel abt his plan to destroy #NetNeutrality “

Actor SUSAN SARANDON retweeted @Latinos4Bernie on keeping the FCC from changing Internet laws.

Tiger Beat called and said I was probably going to be Boybander of the Year but it was going to take a long photo shoot and interview. Unfortunately, i have a long-awaited appointment to frost my tips on the day of the interview so I turned it down!

No thanks Tiger Beat!!!

Singer LANCE BASS’ twitter trolling of Donald Trump’s false claim that he was offered the “Person of the Year” cover by Time magazine.

Wearing a “WE ARE ALL DREAMERS” T-shirt, Ellen turned to John Lennon’s “Imagine” song: “You may say I’m a dreamer. But I’m not the only one. #DreamAct” ELLEN DEGENERES on Instagram

“Can’t Prince Harry and his American girlfriend run our country? They seem nice.”

Comedienne and gay rights activist CHELSEA HANDLER on Twitter

Barbie Comes Out as Bi?

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Proud to wear this “Love Wins” shirt with @songofstyle! Did you know that her exclusive t-shirts benefit different causes and non-profits? Such an inspiring initiative and fabulous few days I have spent with Aimee, she’s a doll! #barbie #barbiestyle MATTEL’S BARBIE on Instagram

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Winner of two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes Dreamgirls now in a Blu-ray Combo gift set with a Digital HD copy and on Digital HD featuring a Director's Extended Edition and never-before-seen bonus features from Paramount Home Media Distribution.

This Is Us Season 1 – ($19.99) Mandy Moore and Milo Ventimiglia star in this acclaimed, provocative new series centered on characters who share the same birthday, the story follows several decades in the lives of Jack and Rebecca Pearson. Filled with memorable performances from its acclaimed Emmy nominated cast, This Is Us is a smart, poignant dramedy also starring Sterling K. Brown, Chrissy Metz, Ron Cephas Jones and Justin Hartley.

Approximately 772 minutes

Logan – The Movie ($18.99) In the near future, a weary Logan (Hugh Jackman) cares for an ailing Professor X (Patrick Stewart) in a hideout on the Mexican border. But Logan's attempts to hide from the world and his legacy are upended when a young mutant arrives, being pursued by dark forces.

War for the Planet of the Apes ($18.99) In this thrilling, climactic chapter of the Planet of the Apes saga, Caesar (Andy Serkis) and his apes are forced into a deadly conflict with an army of humans led by a ruthless Colonel (Woody Harrelson). But after suffering unimaginable losses, Caesar resolves to avenge his kind, pitting him against the Colonel for a final showdown that will determine the future of the planet!

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Inheritance - ($24.99) bgpics.com/ This is the tale of a young woman who learns her estranged father has died and returns with her brother and new lover to her childhood home of Belize. There, she must face her past while fighting for intimacy in her present. Staring Jessica Kaye, Mark Webber, Daniel Ahearn, Myrna Manzanares, and Shamira Gill-Card.

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The Defiant Ones ($34.99) UPHE Content Corp has made an unquestionably bold film about the unlikely but unbreakable bond of trust and friendship between Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine, two streetsmart men from different worlds who have shaped many of the most exciting and extreme moments in recent pop culture.

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DRAGS (Dragbook.com; Publisher: KMW Studio; $75 PLUS $10 S&H) Drags is a photo series documenting drag queens and drag kings from New York City, shot by director/photographer Gregory Kramer. Presented in the style of classic fashion portraiture, the collection features legends – and up-andcoming legends – in glamorous black and white, fulllength studio portraits. Inspired by Irving Penn, each photo brings out the spirit of the performer through subtle pose, gesture and facial expression

The Healthy Jewish Kitchen: Fresh Contemporary Recipes for Every Occasion Too often, Jewish recipes have too much salt, fat, sugar, and processed foods and lack whole grains and fresh ingredients. In each of Paula Shoyer's recipes she uses only natural ingredients and offers a fresh, nutrientdense spin on every dish. More than 80 recipes include both Sephardic and Ashkenazy Jewish classics (Israeli Herb and Almond Salad, Sourdough Challah, Tzimmes Puree, Potato and Scallion Latkes, Schnitzel with Nut Crust) as well as American and international dishes that extend beyond the Jewish culinary world.

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The Box Book Signed by the Artist -$60 ronamato.com/the-box-book/ Focused on themes of isolation, desire, conflict and empowerment, Ron Amato's photographic series and book, The Box, speaks to human experiences of selfdiscovery and community building.

Using a series of boxes to create visual metaphors, Ron echoes his development from adolescence to adulthood through over 100 color, and black and white photographs. 2017 American Photographic Artists Award Winner for Outstanding Photographic Series.

Sweet Tooth - $50 (includes shipping) Sweettoothworld.com How do you satisfy a man in the kitchen? Pour sprinkles and chocolate sauce all over him! Michael Craft's new Photography book combines hot, naked men with a delicious array of desserts and the recipes that turn them on. The 27 models are as diverse as the desserts they devour.

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Barefoot Bubbly – (750ml - $7.97) Moscato Spumante - this is a deliciously sweet sparkling wine perfect for your next special occasion or just a night in with friends. Wine paired with apricot and peachy flavors mix it up with a crisp acidity, finishing off with tasty tangerine. Keep it sweet with dessert or heat it up with a plate of something spicy. Enjoy with chocolate mousse, spicy tuna, or Kung Pao chicken.

Brut Cuvée – is their driest and most traditional Bubbly offering, is vibrant on the palate until the last sip. Green apple, jasmine, hints of kiwi and peach flavors bubble up for a crisp, lingering finish. Bubbling with aromas of Chardonnay, it's an instant favorite for any champagne occasion. Pairs well with others.

Enjoy with fresh fruit or make a brut champagne toast to that buttery lobster!

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CONCERT - JANET JACKSON

Global music icon, multiple Grammy Award-winner and multi-platinum selling artist, will stop at BB&T Center on December 11. The “State Of The World Tour” is a continuation of the “Unbreakable Tour” and will include fan favorites from her chart-topping ‘Unbreakable’ album, an array of her socially conscious music she’s released throughout her career, and other smash hits and soon-to-be released new tracks with a state of the art live production! The concert starts at 8p.m. with tickets starting at $26.25.

YACHTS - WINTERFEST BOAT PARADE

Enjoy the annual holiday boat parade from the official Grandstand Viewing Area at Hugh Taylor Birch State Park as it winds its way north along the Intracoastal from Las Olas Boulevard to Commercial Boulevard. Grand Marshals this year are country duo Big & Rich. The Boat aprade starts at 6:30p.m. and tickets the viewing area are $20 and $25.

MUSICAL - SCHOOL OF ROCK

comes to the Broward Center for the Performing Arts from December 12-24 with tickets starting as low as $30. School of Rock is a New York Times Critics’ Pick and is based on the hit film. This hilarious new musical follows Dewey Finn, a wannabe rock star posing as a substitute teacher who turns a class of straight-A students into a guitar-shredding, bass-slapping, mind-blowing rock band. This high-octane smash features 14 new songs from Andrew Lloyd Webber, all the original songs from the movie and musical theater’s first-ever kids rock band playing their instruments live on stage.

MOVIES - I, TONYA

Competitive ice skater Tonya Harding rises amongst the ranks at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships, but her future in the activity is thrown into doubt when her ex-husband intervenes.

This Biography/Drama/Sport film is rated R, 119 minutes in length, hits theaters on December 8, and stars Margot Robbie, Allison Janney, Sebastian Stan, and Bobby Cannavale.

SPORTS - HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS

The worldwide icons synonymous with one-of-a-kind family entertainment will bring their show to the American Airlines Arena in Miami on Sunday, Dec. 10, at 2 p.m. as part of their 2017 World Tour. Their star-studded roster features Big Easy Lofton, Ant Atkinson, Hi-Lite Bruton, Thunder Law, Bull Bullard and Cheese Chisholm – plus female stars TNT Lister, Ace Jackson and Hoops Green – the Globetrotters’ show is unrivaled in the world of family entertainment.

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ILLUSION - A DRAG QUEEN CHRISTMAS: THE NAUGHTY TOUR

is presented by Murray & Peter and takes place at the Parker Playhouse on Monday, December 11 at 8p.m. starring contestants from RuPaul’s Drag Race on VH-1, performing live on stage and rocking the catwalk. It’s an evening of holiday songs and outstanding drag performances with your favorite queens. All ages welcome. Tickets start as low as $22.

BOY BAND - 98 DEGREES

They are one of the original bands of the late 1990s, and sold 10 million albums. They are now back in the studio and on stage to heat things up once more. Join brothers Nick and Drew Lachey, Justin Jeffre and Jeff Timmons for a holiday concert featuring festive hits and their signature harmony that’s sure to warm your heart. Catch them on Dec 9 at Magic City Casino at 8pm and Dec 10 at the Kravis Center at 8pm.

CLASSICAL - A WELL-STRUNG CHRISTMAS

Celebrate the holidays in style with the return of WellStrung, a hunky and talented all-male singing string quartet that has taken the musical world by storm with its signature pop-classical mashups. The New York Times called the band “a talented quartet of men that brilliantly fuses pop and classical music from Madonna to Beethoven.” Their concert takes place at the Amaturo Theater at The Broward Center for the Performing Arts on Saturday, December 9 with tickets staring at $35.

LEGEND - PETULA CLARK

is a stage and screen star in her native England from the age of 9, Clark became an international sensation in the 1960s with the release of her first hit, “Downtown.” She went on to record 15 consecutive Top 40 hits, including “This is My Song”, “I Know a Place”, “My Love” and “Don’t Sleep in the Subway.” You can catch her in concert on Thursday, December 7 at 8 p.m. at the Duncan Theatre in Lake Worth. Tickets range from $50-$75.

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ART - ART BASEL 2017

For one week a year, Miami becomes a global destination for art, design, music, and all things visual culture. Celebrate the year in art as collectors, art lovers, and curators come together for the most talked-about art fairs, openings, and events. Although events are happening all over Miami, the main exhibition hall is the Miami Beach Convention Center (1901 Convention Center Drive) and the hours are: Thursday, December 7, 3pm to 8pm; Friday, December 8, 12 noon to 8pm; Saturday, December 9, 12 noon to 8pm, and Sunday, December 10, 12 noon to 6pm. For more information on the 16th anniversary of Art Basel Miami go to ArtBasel.com

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EATING OUT A SAMPLE OF FORT LAUDERDALE’S FAVORITE

RESTAURANTS ASIA BAY 1111 E. Las Olas Blvd.

Fort Lauderdale asiabayrestaurants.com 954-848-9900 Elegant riverfront dining with a menu of Japanese and Thai dishes including creative sushi rolls.

BEEFCAKES (at Boardwalk) 1721 N. Andrews Avenue Ft. Lauderdale BoardwalkBar.com 954-463-6969 Open daily from 5 p.m. to 2 a.m.

The best burgers and chicken wings in town.

BONA ITALIAN RESTAURANT 2468 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors bonaitalianrestaurant.com 954-565-7222 Under new ownership! Fresh made Italian food. Signature dishes include Fazzoletti, (pasta purses with fontina cheese, cream sauce, peas/bacon), Chicken Cyriac or traditional Eggplant Parmigiana.

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FLIP FLOPS DOCKSIDE EATERY 3051 NE 32nd Avenue Ft. Lauderdale FlipFlopsDocksideEatery.com 954-567-1672 Relax on the dock while sipping a specialty cocktail or eating a fresh, made-to-order item from the menu.

GEORGIE’S ALIBI & MONKEY BAR 2266 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors AlibiWiltonManors.com 954-565-2526 Relaxed patio atmosphere with a full menu offering awardwinning burgers, wings, hot & cold sandwiches, sliders, flat bread, pizzas and fresh fish, shrimp and chicken entrees. Full bar. Check web site for weekend brunch entertainment schedules.

KALUZ KaluzRestaurant.com 3300 E. Commercial Blvd.

Fort Lauderdale 954-772-2209 Modern American dining with spectacular waterfront views from an elegant dining room or from a more casual patio and outdoor bar.

LIPS 1421 E. Oakland Park Blvd., Oakland Park Fladragshow.com 954-567-0987 A restaurant/cabaret that “dresses up” to entertain its guests! Fabulous drag and tons of fun!

MIND YOUR MANORS 2045 Wilton Dr.,Wilton Manors 754-223-2172 MindYourManorsPub.com A fun, relaxing garden pub and wine bar serving comfort food and hospitality. Enjoy a wide range of creative cocktails, craft beers and a very unique wine list.

NABU AMERICAN FUSION BUFFET 3485 N. Federal Hwy. Ft. Lauderdale 954-568-2208 NabuAmericanFusionBuffet.com This place offers it all: Japanese,

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Q BAR 2362 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale qbarfl.com 954-565-2229 Live jazz & blues acts perform at this gastropub serving gourmet burgers & Creole-type dishes.

ROSIE’S BAR & GRILL 2449 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors rosiesbng.com 954-563-0123 A Wilton Drive favorite, this place is known for its non-stop party every “Sunday Funday” with live DJs playing great music. Great burgers, fresh seafood and amazing Sunday Brunch10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

RUMORS BAR 2426 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors RumorsBarWiltonManors.com 954-565-8851 Full bar, restaurant and entertainment venue serving fresh, local ingredients in delicious dishes by awardwinning Cutthroat Kitchen chef Robyn Almodovar.

SAGE 2378 N. Federal Highway Fort Lauderdale sagecafe.net 954-565-2229 Chic, intimate bistro delivering French country cooking in a romantic locale with patio seating.

SHOOTERS WATERFRONT 3033 NE 32nd Avenue Fort Lauderdale

ShootersWaterfront.com 954-566-2855 Popular, spacious dining with a comprehensive menu and dining right on the Intracoastal.

TEE JAY’S THAI SUSHI 2254 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors teejaythaisushi.com 954-537-7774 Casual locale for Thai & Japanese eats with Asian decorative touches and some traditional low tables.

THAI SPICE 1514 E. Commercial Blvd., Fort Lauderdale thaispicefla.com 954-771-4535 Voted the “Best Thai Restaurant in South Florida 2015” by the Sun-Sentinel, this gem dishes up Thai

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EATING OUT Continued classics and specials by owner/chef Michael Tatton on a huge menu that includes Pan-Asian fare & steaks in a soothing space. Happy Hour with half-off appetizers and drinks from 5 to 7 p.m.

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ZUCKERELLO’S ITALIAN RESTAURANT 3017 E. Commercial Blvd., Fort Lauderdale zuckerellos.com 954-776-4282 Familiar Italian pastas and flavorful mainstays (plus early-bird specials) are offered up in this warm, inviting restaurant.

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WES GOODMAN

omething totally unprecedented has happened and I am not sure how to break this news to you, my loyal readers.

In fact, I doubt that you will even believe what I am about to tell you, it is so rare and unheard of. It’s basically the unicorn of conservative politics, so prepare to be shocked: A lawmaker who campaigned on antiLGBTQ “family values” nonsense got caught being, like, super gay. Wes Goodman, a state representative from Ohio who is married to a lady, has resigned after getting caught doing sex-stuff with a man in his office.

Who could have seen this coming? I mean, besides all the gay men in the Cleveland area on Craigslist where Goodman was constantly trolling for sex. And the many men, gay and straight, Goodman sent dick pics to. And the young conservative men he offered to “mentor,” which was code for dirty Snapchat sessions and/or non-consensual hotel room fondling. All this and more is laid out in a thoroughly researched and stomach turning piece in the Independent Journal Review.

Oh, and by the way, Goodman’s sexual assault of a young man in a hotel room? Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council, knew all about it and promised the kid’s parents he’d do something. He didn’t.

And, yes, if you haven’t caught on by now, none of this is really surprising at all. Goodman joins a long list of Christian conservatives who actively sought to harm LGBTQ people, usually by painting them as perverts void of humanity and passing legislation to curtail their civil rights.

On his campaign website, which has since been taken down, Goodman claimed that, “Healthy, vibrant, thriving, values-driven families are the source of Ohio’s proud history and the key to Ohio’s future greatness.

The ideals of a loving father and mother, a committed natural marriage, and a caring community are well worth pursuing and protecting.”

If you run all of that through Google’s Bullshit to English Translator, you get one word: “Hypocrisy.”

But don’t worry. Goodman is sorry that he couldn’t advance the anti-LGBTQ agenda he

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promised the Ohioans who voted for him.

“We all bring our own struggles and our own trials into public life,” Goodman said in the statement after resigning. “That has been true for me, and I sincerely regret that my actions and choices have kept me from serving my constituents and our state in a way that reflects the best ideals of public service. For those whom I have let down, I’m sorry. As I move onto the next chapter of my life, I sincerely ask for privacy for myself, my family, and my friends.”

It’s cute to ask for privacy, and to ask “sincerely,” no less, in a situation like this.

Because, “Nah.” Goodman doesn’t deserve privacy. He’s not a private citizen struggling with his sexuality or even a public figure whose sexuality is irrelevant to his work. He used his position of power to hurt LGBTQ people and diminish their humanity and rights.

God bless whoever tried to out Goodman’s lying and cheating ass months ago by sending Facebook Messenger screen shots to Ohio House leadership as evidence that Goodman “was gay and not faithful to his wife,” according to the Columbus Dispatch. In one of the messages Goodman brags that he gets plenty of blow jobs from “a couple of bi frat brothers.”

Goodman denied it all at the time, saying the screenshots were fake.

Turns out, Goodman was the fake. As is the GOP’s claim to be the party of family values.

D’Anne Witkowski is a poet, writer and comedian living in Michigan with her wife and son.

She has been writing about LGBT politics for over a decade. Follow her on Twitter @MamaDWitkowski.

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Ellen Page enrolls in "The Umbrella Academy" for Netflix And she's playing The White Violin. Are you already confused? Thought it was about umbrellas? Here's where you catch up: "The Umbrella Academy" is an offbeat comic book series from Gerard Way and Gabriel Ba, and Netflix is giving it the TV platform it deserves.

Already cast is Ellen Page, one of the media's most lovable young lesbians, in the role of Vanya, A.K.A 00.07 The White Violin. Now, Vanya – or 00.07, or The White Violin, pick your favorite name – is the adopted daughter of “The Moncacle” and she has extremely strong superpowers that have been repressed. But then she learns how to use them and we find out she can destroy anything and everything with one solitary note from her white violin. There are other characters too, not yet cast, and they have equally fascinating stories, and you'll have to wait until 2018 for Netflix to put this one into 100 | Hotspots.LGBT

Bee Gees your streaming queue. But for now you know that there's at least one thing to look forward to in the coming year.

Nights on Broadway with the Bee Gees Kids, once upon a time there was a British singing group, all brothers, last name Gibb, and they had the biggest selling album of the 1970s, a soundtrack album for a

movie about a disco dancer.

Ask your parents for more information because this isn't a column about pop culture history. And then tell your parents – who almost certainly also loved the ABBA jukebox musical "Mamma Mia!" – that there's a Broadway show coming that will be built entirely around the songs and story of the Bee Gees. No title yet, no stars yet, no release date yet,

but there is a deal in motion with surviving brother Barry and the estates of Robin, Maurice, and presumably that of non-Bee Gee Gibb hitmaker Andy. All we can imagine is how arduous the audition process is going to be, since the vocal styling of this harmonious, high-pitched crew was unique in pop music. And really, most importantly, who's going to play Lulu? Just go ask your parents again.

That Kimberly Peirce will direct "This is Jane" Laura Kaplan's nonfiction book, "The Story of Jane: The Legendary Underground Feminist Abortion Service", told the story of a Chicago woman

Victoria

Spice Girls who founded and administered a safe, yet illegal, abortion service. The service was known as “Jane,” and the extended group of women involved taught themselves how to perform abortions. Through a private feminist network, they provided the procedure – in addition to health education and counseling – for as many as 11,000 women from the years 1968 to 1973 when Roe v. Wade made abortion legal. Now Amazon will produce the film version of this story with director Kimberly Peirce ("Boys Don't Cry") at the helm. No cast or start date yet, but this one ought to attract some major acting names for its female ensemble, considering that the topic is always timely in politics run by terrible men.

Spice Girls finally get Victoria to say yes

Kimberly Pierce

Spice Girls reunion! 2018!

Multiple projects! And it's about time. They haven't really reunited since the Olympics, and that all comes down to Posh, really. You

might see Mel B on television more often, but the real post-Spice Girls boss around these parts is full-time mom, full-time fashion CEO Victoria Beckham. Her very high-end clothing line is respected in the fashion world and she's got the least need to be back on the line singing “Spice Up Your Life” for middle-aged ladies and gay men. So last year's ill-timed, three-outof-five-ain't-bad minireunion (which also failed to include Mel C) went bellyup when Geri became pregnant. The fans were sad. But since friendship never ends, they're coming back for more with a 2018 TV special, a compilation album (with some new music, please, why not?), and some as-yetundisclosed projects. They may have missed timing it to the 20th anniversary of “Wannabe,” but 2018 "is" the two-decade birthday of the cinematic classic "Spice World". And yes, it matters.

Every zig-a-zig-ahhh matters.

Romeo San Vicente thinks Victoria is an underrated singer.

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NEED WOOD

By Woody Miller

HEY, NICE FEET!

H

ey Woody!

Some dude approached a friend with the opening line, “Hey, you’ve got cute feet” and handed him a card inviting him to a private foot fetish party. I’m not feeling left out, just curious: What makes for cute feet? Any guidance would be much appreciated.

— Not your sole admirer

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Dear Not:

Hey Woody!

I’ve been seeing this guy for three years but he’s not out. He hangs out with straight friends and every two or three weeks he pops in with a bag of cocaine and we f--k. The guy thinks we’re boyfriends; I think we’re f--k buddies. He even said if he ever caught me with another guy, we’re through. I lost it at that point and yelled, “WE’VE NEVER DATED AND WE NEVER WILL BECAUSE ALL I WANT IS YOUR COCK!” He said, “F--k you, pass the cocaine,” and we f--ked again. So here’s my question: How do you tell someone he’s a f--k buddy when he insists he’s a boyfriend?

— Confused

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What makes a good-looking foot? I don’t know. What makes a good-looking man?

A friend pointed to a “gorgeous” guy, once.

I thought he was kidding. The guy had a face that would make a train take a dirt road.

There’s no accounting for taste in men, so why should there be for feet?

As far as the foot fetish parties, use your imagination. They’re not comparing hands.

They’re doing everything you can do to feet: Toe sucking, sole sucking, foot tickling, boot licking, shoe worship, and of course, foot massage.

Oh, and let us not forget the ultimate in a foot fetish party: sock sniffing. Now *there’s* an activity I don’t get nearly enough of. There’s nothing I’d rather do than pull up a chair and inhale a soiled sock like a line of coke.

Sorry, but if I got stuck at a party like that I’d be eyeing the exits and thinking, “Feets don’t fail me now.”

Private foot parties often have “theme” nights. In New York, for instance, they have annual events like “The Annual Foot Ball,” proving that it’s not the sweaty stinky feet that make you nauseous, it’s the incessant puns.

“Sole Train: Feet of Flava,” is another.

Stand back, I’m getting hard.

Sometimes the foot freaks hold contests like Biggest Feet, Stinkiest Socks and Best Foot Strip Tease. We can only hope the guys at these parties aren’t marketing experts. Imagine their first product: A peanut butter and toe jam sandwich.

Dear Confused:

Actually, I was f--king a guy like that once. He once spent 20 minutes staring at a carton of juice because it said, “concentrate.”

My advice is to keep f--king him till he goes away. Don’t have any conversations about your “relationship.” If he brings it up just do what I do: push yourself further into his mouth. Works every time.

If he really wanted to date you he’d ask you out. When he does, you’ll know your f--king days are numbered. Even idiots end up asking themselves why the guys they’re f--king should buy the pig when the milk is free.

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