Volume 11, Issue 3
10.09.2015 A PUBLICATION BY HOLDERNESS STUDENTS FOR THE HOLDERNESS COMMUNITY
Our Parents Are
Awesome You wouldn’t think my dad knows a lot about birds, but you would be wrong. He actually knows a ton about birds. - Dave Leclerc My dad hunted birds with bricks in the woods of his university campus and often cooks wild bird soup - Oscar Yu
My dad used to be a lobsterman Beckham Bayreuther My mom gave birth to ten kids…. - Bee McLaughlin
In honor of Parent’s Weekend, The Picador wants to celebrate all Holderness parents by offering their children the chance to share some fun family facts! The competition was fierce. We had to make some tough selections, but it’s clear that these parental role models have proven themselves very worthy of public recognition based on these staggeringly impressive characteristics. My mom makes a mean carrot cake. Trust me, I missed it when she didn’t make it for me on my birthday. What a sad day - Joe Antonellis My mom held the Colorado state records for the 100 and 200 meter dash in 1987 - Charlie Cunha
My father’s toenail is shaped like a combo of Jack Nicholson’s face and South America. Want the story to it? My dad was like 35-40 and was doing work in the basement. He reached for a high shelf, which is very difficult for my short family, and he knocked a hammer off the six-foot shelf. Metal head of the hammer to his right big toe. After many years of healing, it now has taken the shape of a hybrid Jack Nicholson/ South America - Nick Lacasse My parents met when my dad was a pilot and my mom was a flight attendant...kinda cute? - Brooke Hayes
My mom is really dope - Elle Teare
My dad works for a shoe company’s IT department. A few weeks ago they were working with Apple. My dad found an error in Apple. He found an Error in Apple. Yup. - Kyra Borsoi 1
My mom comes to all of my games and has a signature “Whoo-Whoo” that is well known to all my teammates - Ben Tessier
One of the interesting facts about my dad is that he went to Tufts University and played football and lacrosse. The best thing about this is that Mr. Ford was his lacrosse coach - Eliza Pimental The Picador: Volume 11, Issue 3