Popo bail growing wings

Dem boys hear h o w d e government seh how de justice system gan soon be setting sentencingguidelinessoas toensuremoreconsistency when de magistrates and judges dishing out sentences.

But before the government do dat, it should set some bail guidelinesfuhdepopo.

Soon people might soon gat fuh go to dem pawnbroker with dem transport fuh borrow money fuh pay de station bail fuh dem relatives

Imagine you jaywalking pun de road and yuh feel a tap pun yuh shoulder Yuh gethauldowntodestation and when yuh family turn up fuh bail yuh, de bail amount more than de cost of a bicycle. Is better yuh did get charge fuh jayriding.

At least de popo could have hold on to yuh bicycle.

Depopoturningbailon itshead.Isnolongerabout ensuring you return to the station. It is about sending yuh family to de bank or pawnbroker. Bail now soaring higher than Exxon’sprofits.

Soonwhenyuhfamily life. Stay at home on the ‘Day of Standstill’, not just for ourselves, but for our children. Today we rest our bodiesandpurses! opinions expressed in this column are those of the author going to bail yuh at de station, dem might have to hireasecurityfirm.Debail money so high dem can’t tek chance fuh walk with dat alone. Dem gat to hire protection.

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De popo nah know nothing about cheque or electronic payments fuh bail.Yuhgattopaycash.

It remind dem boys of demanwahgetarrested on suspicion of stealing gold jewelry De popo decide fuh put he on fivc million dollarsbail.

Demanturntodemand ask, “Will you accept the bailpaymentingold?” Talkhalf.Leffhalf.