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Have you not completed your initiation into the regurgitation club? Throw yourself into the void of reduced reused recycled reprocessed word vomit Allow it to be absolutely absorbed through your peers’s pores Your articulations & ahems re-entering the migration out of the multiplicity of mouth holes Age requirements are from four to fourteen, Though they’ve been training you since the Origin in which you originally originated in all your originality Slogan: say daddy d a d d y yeah that’s it you’ve got it buddy d a d d y Somewhere along reformed into no you’re wrong my dad says (insert hardily hostile political phrase from your father here) Membership fees readjust each year, but can reach up to ten true payments totalling To a miniscule twelve-hundred offensive statements each! Going fast! You won’t want to miss out on this limited opportunity to turn Your spawn into politically-complacent pawns!