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Eat in or Takeaway

We are a family run traditional fish and chip shop situated in the heart of Ledbury up a secluded alleyway opposite the clock tower. We offer eat in meals, including breaksfasts, as well as takeaway and pride ourselves in cooking fresh, sustainably sourced food. We also have a varied range of vegetarian, vegan and gluten free options.

5 The Homend, Ledbury, HR8 1BN Tel: 01531 632843 All major credit/debit cards accepted.

a meal for 4 from our eat in menu including a drink each. WIN

HOW TO ENTER Find the words associated with Y-Pass Fish & Chips in our wordsearch below and send your answer, which is a 4 word related phrase, together with your full name and postal address to : Y-Pass Fish & Chips Competition, 5 The Homend, Ledbury, HR8 1BN or email Ypassledbury@gmail.com

The first correct answer out of the hat aer the closing date of 31st March 2020 will win. Manager’s decision is final. Terms and condions apply.

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Find the words in the grid and the remaining leers will spell out a related phrase

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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Keith, I have decided to plant some lettuces in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Helen, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: “Dear Keith, you wouldn’t believe what happened – some men came to the house with shovels and dug up all of the back garden!”

The prisoner wrote another letter back: “Dear Helen, now is the best time to plant the lettuces.”

The farmer & the tourist

The farmer whittled a stick as the tourist approached him. “How long to get to the nearest town, Joe,” asked the tourist. The farmer continued to whittle and started to whistle too.

“I said: how long to get to the nearest town, Joe?” No reply, just whistle and whittle.

“Gee Joe, I’ve been walkin’ all day. Couldn’t you just tell me … aw heck … what’s the use!” and the tourist walked away from the farm in disgust.

He had gone about a hundred yards when the farmer called him back. Exasperated the tourist returned. “It will take you about an hour.” said the farmer.

“Gee, thanks Joe. But why didn’t you tell me that in the first place?”

“Had to see how fast you could walk first,” said the farmer.

Blind date … !!

Two women met for a drink. “How was your blind date?” asked the first woman.

“Terrible,” replied her friend, “he showed up in a 1932 Rolls-Royce.”

“What’s so terrible about that?” asked the first woman.