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January 18, 2019

PHOTO: RAY SULLIVAN

ISSN 0702-7796 Vol. 47 No. 1 Issue no. 510 FREE

Monkeys hangin’ out under spreading trees

There are monkeys in our tree By Ray Sullivan

We are at peak monkey: seven little stuffed animals perched in our tree. I’m not completely sure why, but I’m not complaining. About six years ago our kids wanted to sell some of their old toys and stuffed animals at the Great Glebe Garage Sale. We ran out of space, so I hung a well-loved stuffed lemur from the crab apple tree. At the end of the morning, the lemur didn’t sell and I forgot her in the tree. My wife kept reminding me to bring the lemur inside, but I never did. I doubled down on my laziness and insisted that lemurs like trees. I even kept

moving her from branch to branch to make a point that she was happy in the tree. Later that summer some anonymous neighbour added a small stuffed pink ape to the tree. The lemur had a companion. And then a monkey appeared. By Christmas, someone put a little Santa hat on the lemur. For Valentine’s day one of the trio had a little heart pendant. When St. Patrick’s Day came around, one little monkey had a green hat. Some Redblacks fans took the lemur home as a souvenir one fall. Monkeys come and monkeys go. We’re up to seven right now. I don’t know who is putting them up there, but I like moving them around

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from time to time and it makes me happy to see them enjoying the tree. On Halloween we found out that some neighbourhood kids have their own names for the monkeys. I’ve even heard a few parents at the tot lot on the corner try to entice their kids to start walking home by promising a visit to the monkeys along the way. So now we have seven monkeys perched in our tree. We didn’t put any of them there; we only take responsibility for the original lemur. But they can hang out in our tree as long as they like – monkeys like trees. Ray Sullivan lives with his family and a bunch of monkeys on Fifth Avenue.

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Jan. 18–19, 25–26...... Sock ‘n’ Buskin play Almost, Maine, Glebe-St. James, 7 p.m. Jan. 19......................... Women’s March Canada, Parliament to Lansdowne, 11 a.m. Jan. 22......................... GCA monthly meeting, GCC, 7 p.m. Jan. 23......................... Glebe BIA AGM, Hort. Bldg., Lansdowne, 6–9 p.m. Jan. 26......................... Great Canadian Kilt Skate, Lansdowne, 11 a.m.–1 p.m. Jan. 26......................... Capital Ward Cup hockey tournament, Brantwood Park,

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Feb. 1........................... Shawn Menard’s Pop-up Office, Life of Pie, 10–11:30 a.m. First 3 Feb. weekends. Winterlude Feb. 8........................... Handel’s Israel in Egypt, Caelis Academy/Ottawa Baroque C

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