Drinks On Me 2021

Catalog 9.2021

Hi! We are Jennifer Neuguth and David Riordan.

We live in a super small town in the middle of nowhere, Rhode Island.

We are serial entrepreneurs with four other companies: www.iamtra.com www.shadocandles.com www.readysetgoconsulting.com www.iamtrainc.com We are funny people, we like funny people and we surround ourselves with loads of love and adventure.

Thank you for your interest in Drinks on Me. Cheers, J and D

Terms & Conditions Payment Drinks On Me Coasters accepts all major credit cards and Paypal.

How to Order 1. Visit drinksonmecoasters.com/pages/wholesale to order online.

2. Email david@drinksonmecoasters.com for a rep in your area or to place an order.

3. Call (401) 374-3739, to speak to a lovely human being.

Damages/Defects Please, inspect all shipments immediately upon arrival. Please, contact Drinks On Me Coasters at jennifer@drinksonmecoasters.com within 5 days of receipt of damaged or defective shipments.

Returned merchandise will be replaced with new merchandise. Returned merchandise will not be accepted if it is held for more than 15 days after receipt.

Opening & Returning Orders There is a $144 opening order and $100 reorder minimum. All opening orders must be paid in full before shipment. Returning orders may set up NET 30 after the third order and with credit references. Drinks On Me Coasters reserves the right to collect payment by legal means for delinquent accounts.

Returns/Exchanges Wholesale merchandise may not be returned or exchanged. We only accept returns in the case of defective merchandise as noted above.

Any questions, please email us at jennifer@drinksonmecoasters.com 1

NEW 2021 Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs following her to the bathroom.

Powerful Woman 1238

Stranger 1239

Financial Plan 1240

Starbucks 1241

Book CLub 1242

Jesus 1243

Lay on Beach 1244

Inspirational Quote 1245

Trust Fart 1258

Grandma 1237

May I 1236

Mom Was Right 1235

Me: I want to travel.

Bank account: Where?

To work?

Soulmate 1230

Weekend Goal 1231

Bank Account 1232

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Now I Wait 1233

NEW 2021

Campfire 1222

Supervisor 1223 **

Talk to Self 1224 **

Cup of Tea 1225

Zoom 1226

Lie 1227

Alcohol Poisoning 1228

Dog Paws 1229 **

Teenager/Cat 1214 **

Fall Off 1215

Smartass 1216 **

French Fries 1217

Dear House Guest 1218

Voodoo Doll 1219 **

Burn All Shit 1220

Pissed 1221 **

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NEW 2021

Mr.Rogers 1206

Jolene 1207

Not Talk 1208 **

Super Lazy 1209

Guitar Player 1210

Sperm 1211

Cart 1212 **

Song Lyrics 1213

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TOP 24

I’M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD? Are You Drunk 1004

Roll My Eyes 1002

Dog Named Me 1071

Been a Struggle 1051

Superpower 1021

Well Played Karma 1067

Put a Wine Glass 1085

Two Moods 1041

I had my patience tested.

I’m negative.

Left Unsaid 1077

Broke Best Friend 1089

I’m Negative 1187

Mr. Rogers 1206

I just bought my husband a ‘Get better soon’ card.

He’s not sick...

I just think he could be better.

Zoom 1226

You Drinking?

1024

*represents our top 24

Shouldn’t Say That 1037

5

Get Better Soon 1170

**represents our top 60

TOP 24

Please, leave by 9

Lyrics 1213

Leave by 9 1153

Growing Up in the 80’s 1091

8 Cups Water 1026

Same Person 1044

She Hugged Me 1052

DOB 1102

Add to Cart 1117

Left Unsaid 1077

Indiana Jones 1054

Karmasutra 1050

High Five 1019

Add To Cart 1117

6 Million Dollars 1114

Diaper 1098

Haikus 1097

HUMOROUS

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HUMOROUS

Spite 1096

More Than Coffee 1087

Ran Out Of Coffee 1086

Bad Habits 1073 **

Cocaine 1070

Poem For Mornings 1057

Rock Bottom 1056

Clean House 1055

Shortcut 1045 **

Two Moods 1041

Breakfast In Bed 1007

Taco 1118

Could Get Worse 1094

Recent Study 1092

Wear Flip Flops 1090

Walk Into A Store 1084 **

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HUMOROUS

Kiss The Person 1083

Not Coming 1079 **

Buy The Shoes 1078

Force You To Be Right 1076

Can’t Decide 1075

Call You Right Back 1066

Lost My Mind 1065

Internet Stopped 1064 **

Glitter Body Spray 1063

Gain 10 Pounds 1061

Words Wrong 1059

Buying Organic 1058

She Hugged Me 1052

Been A Struggle 1051

Nerf Bullet 1048

Automatic Flush 1046

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HUMOROUS

Professional Help 1043 **

Don’t Care 1042

50 In A 35 1027

Superpower 1021

Saw That 1020

Fell Off Unicorn 1018

I Preform 1017

Magical Place 1014 **

I’M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD? Deaf 1013

That’s What 1010

Sleeping At Work 1009

Roll My Eyes 1002 The first rule of passive aggressive club is...

You know what, nevermind, it’s FINE.

Same Person 1044

Bouquet 1039

Kung Fu 1040

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Passive Aggressive 1171 **

HUMOROUS

Please, leave by 9

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits...

I don't fart.

I whisper in my panties.

Let me check my givashitometer.

Nope, nothing.

Shits And Giggles 1174 **

Whisper 1175

Givashitometer 1176 **

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

I whisper 'what the f**k' to myself at least twenty times a day.

SORRY I SLAPPED YOU, BUT IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE YOU'D EVER STOP TALKING AND I PANICKED

I amuse the shit out of myself

Glow Sticks 1177

What The Fuck 1179 **

Slapped You 1180 **

Amuse 1181

Leave By 9 1153

So, how do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what?

Stop Eating Chips And Salsa

1183 Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul.

Shit In My Soul 1189

I had my patience tested.

Welcome to the Shitshow

I’m negative.

Shitshow 1186

I’m Negative 1187

Please.

I got called ‘pretty’ today!

DO not invite me

Well actually the full statement was ‘you’re

to outside events.

pretty annoying’ But I only

It’s hot and I’m fat.

focus on positive things.

Outside Events 1190

Called Pretty 1159

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Stop being an asshole.

There.

Now I’m your life coach.

Life Coach 1188 ** Me: Beautiful dog you got there...

Cop: Yessir, this is Diesel, he’s our drug-sniffing dog...

Me: Still in training, huh?

Cop: what?

Me: what?

Drug Sniffing 1161

HUMOROUS Kinda tired of having a “job” and having to “go to work” and “pay bills.”

Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

Sugar Daddy 1164

I’m 100% sure that I called shotgun, why are you shoving me in the back?

What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

Yea I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear, man.

Asking for a friend

I’m pretty sure my dream job would be Karma delivery person

Shotgun 1165

Holy Water 1167 **

Karma Delivery 1145

Naked 1172

Mr.Rogers 1206

Not Talk 1208 **

Super Lazy 1209

Guitar Player 1210

Sperm 1211

Smartass 1216 **

Dear House Guest 1218

Talk to Self 1224 **

Cup of Tea 1225

Zoom 1226

Lie 1227

Everyday I struggle between ‘I want to look good naked’ and pizza.

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HUMOROUS

Me: I want to travel.

Bank account: Where?

To work?

Dog Paws 1229 **

Soulmate 1230 **

Weekend Goal 1231

Bank Account 1232

Now I Wait 1233

Mom Was Right 1235

May I 1236

Grandma 1237

Stranger 1239

Financial Plan 1240

Starbucks 1241

Lay on Beach 1244

Inspirational Quote 1245

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GROW OLD

Wait To Retire 1008

All The Ages 1003

I Came, I Saw 1082 **

Wisdom Highlights 1038 **

Smile While Teeth 1035

First 40 Years 1015

My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Song Lyrics 1213

Fall Off 1215

Dob 1102

Shouldn’t Say That 1037

Push Up Today 1036

Cremation: Your last hope for a smoking hot body

I believe my house is haunted. Every time I look in my mirror a crazy old lady stands in front of me so I can’t see my reflection!

Cremation 1152

Haunted 1166

Trust Fart 1258

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If You’re 40 1088

PARENTING

Broke Best Friend 1089

Owe Me $3 1101

Growing Up In The 80’S 1091

Overthink Mom 1080 **

Kid Lick 1033

Search For Chocolate 1032

Snack Bitch 1116

Stand Up In Hammock 1113

Having a teenager is like having a cat that only comes out to eat and hisses if you try to pet it.

Piss Off 1100 **

See You In The Morning 1068

Well Played Karma 1067

Teenager/Cat 1214 **

When my kids say “daddy, I want mommy” that’s their version of “ I’d like to speak to your supervisor”

Remember the day when you’d tell your parents you were at a sleepover, but you were really dying of alcohol poisoning in a field.

Supervisor 1223 **

Alcohol Poisoning 1228

[Campfire] and before cellphones we had to call our friends *kids gasp* sometimes their parents answered *one kid throws up*

Burn All Shit 1220

Campfire 1222 14

PARENTING

Mom Was Right 1235

DRINKING

Fruit Smoothie 1093

Orange Juice 1095 **

Put A Wine Glass 1085

I Get Awesome 1029

You Can Dance 1028

8 Cups Water 1026

Step Out Of Car 1025

You Drinking?

1024

Drunk Me 1023 **

Lose Your Shoe 1022

Are You Drunk 1004

Water into Wine 1006

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DRINKING SHUT UP LIVER, YOU ARE FINE!

Shut Up 1150 Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?

Asking for a friend.

Bible 1184

By now the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons.

That way my friends will know to look for me.

Favorite Drink 1154

Wine Honk 1173

Milk Cartons 1178

Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks?

I need to dress accordingly.

Nothing says “I mean business” like using a cart at the liquor store.

Drinks Dranks 1185 **

Cart 1212 **

“So what’s your favorite drink?”

“The next one!”

Book Club 1242

Jesus 1243

HEALTH

Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas.

6 Months 1099

I Have Abs 1031

Diddly Squat 1012 16

Protein Shakes 1155 **

LOVE & LUST

Every Woman’s Dream 1110

Lets Make Babies 1112

Strangle You 1111

Love Your Personality 1109

Boobs Are Bigger 1108

Happiness 1107

Or On Top 1106

I’d Do You 1105

I gotta dig bick.

You read that wrong.

“I had to stop drinking alcohol because of my legs.”

“Why, do they swell?”

“No, they spread.”

In Me 1104

Like It Rough 1103

Dig Bick 1143

Spread Legs 1148

“Give it to me!” she yelled, “I’m so wet, give it to me now!”

I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed.

Now I’m worried about my vagina.

When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, “I do porn.”

If she eats her French fries with a fork, she’s probably not going to do that thing you like.

Holes Closed 1158

I Do Porn 1191

French Fries 1217

She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.

Umbrella 1149

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MARRIAGE My wife says I have only two faults. I don’t listen and some other shit she was yammering on about.

Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just opened the door and pushed him out.

I just bought my husband a

could be better.

He is one lucky son of a bitch.

Two Faults 1160

Fix The Noise 1169 **

Get Better Soon 1170

Lucky Son Of A Bitch 1182 **

Jolene 1207

Voodoo Doll 1219 **

Pissed 1221 **

You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face!

Well I think our kids are going to be able to blow our Blizzard of ‘78 stories out of the water after this...

Day 27 1141

Touch Your Face 1139

Blizzard Of 78 1138

Marty, Whatever

Q: If 2020 was a drink

happens, don’t

what would it be?

go to 2020.

A: Colonoscopy prep

Marty 1146

2020 Drink 1162

COVID 19

‘Get better soon’ card.

He’s not sick...

I just think he

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Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow...

“Why is my sister’s name Paris?”

“Because we conceived her in Paris” “Thanks Dad” “No problem, Quarantine”

No Problem Quarantine 1137

BEACH

Better Person 1135

Winter 1132

Beach Is Open 1134

Beach Calling 1133

Dear Winter 1131

Oceanholic 1130

Googled Symptoms 1129

99 Problems 1128

Only Worry 1127

Cape Cod State Of Mind 1126

Multi Slacking 1125

Waking Up 1124

Seahabilitated 1123

Flip Flops 1121

Beach Body 1122

Wanted 1120

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BEACH

Web Md 1119

DOGS/CATS They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog about to puke.

Nothing gets you out of bed faster.

Alarm Clock 1144

All I want to do is settle down with a very wealthy dog.

Wealthy Dog 1151 **

Dog Named Me 1071

Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs following her to the bathroom.

Powerful Woman 1238

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Cat Named Me 1072 **

HOLIDAY | CHRISTMAS

Related 1192

Wondering Eyes 1193

Half Ass 1194

Clark 1195

Lit 1196

Peace 1197

Liquor Store 1198

Cocktail 1199

Blitzen 1200

Naked And Arrested 1201

Hard to Shop 1202

Attempt 1203

Drink And Wrap 1204

Advent 1205

Xmas Bingle Jells 1250

Xmas Drink Red 1251

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HOLIDAY | CHRISTMAS

New Job 1252

Grinch 1253

Waistband 1254

Brag 1255

HAN Filthy Schmuck 1248

HAN Gin and Tonicah 1249

HOLIDAY | THANKSGIVING

HOLIDAY | HANUKKAH

Turkey 1256

Familial Rage 1257

Blah Blah 1246

NYE Jan 2nd 1247

HOLIDAY | NEW YEARS EVE

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DISPLAY OPTIONS HOOK-R Neoprene bag that holds up to 6 coasters.

Hangs on any bottle and also functions as a storage case.

HOOK-R $3.75 packed in 6’s 4999

5002 Floor Spinner Display Holds: 60 styles Dimensions: 75” tall x14” wide Price: $285 Offset: 10 sets of coasters, Retail Value $300

5000 Tabletop Spinner Display Holds: 36 styles Dimensions: 37” tall x14” wide Price: $165 Offset: 6 sets of coasters, Retail Value $180

5004 Tabletop Plexi Display Holds: 24 styles Dimensions: 22” tall x 26” wide x 7” deep Price: $60 Offset: 2 sets of coasters, Retail Value $60

Product Pricing & Information Coasters are 4”x4” resin with cork backing. Made in the USA $2 each, packed in 6’s.

Opening minimum is $144, reorders are $100.

Cork Back 23

Custom Coaster Program Perfect to celebrate a family gathering, announce an exciting happening, remember a great experience.

An affordable, easy and fun way to personalize a gift.

4 week lead time | Minimum order: 36 per design | $2 each | No art charge Contact David for more information at david@drinksonmecoasters.com, 4013743739

Damn, we are FUN! We’re Getting Married

Gregg & Laura

December 18, 2021

Girls Weekend 2021

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