The Messenger CANDLES BANNED AT GARFIELD!

After an incident this past October, Garfield plans to ban candles on campus starting April 10th. ”I am terrified of candles after that!” a student said. Students fear these objects and they have caused huge chaos in the school halls.

Saas Pities Garfield

With new budget cuts challenging the school district, the future of Garfield High School is on shaky ground. Not to worry though, Seattle Academy is swooping in to save the day. According to SAAS, they strive for their students to “contribute boldly to a changing world”. Safe to say, they are definitely living up to that commitment. SAAS is charitably offering $300,000, which is bound to make a huge difference. Part of that money will be allotted towards repairs in the boys’ bathrooms– soon enough they’ll be able to last longer than a week without being shut down. The rest of the funds will be used to hire motivational speakers who can do cool party tricks, an investment that’s sure to be proven valuable during this time of terrible distress. “Seeing them have a hard time made me really emotional, I can’t imagine what it’s like”, a SAAS student says, getting ready to take off on their senior trip to Yukon, Alaska. Thanks to their generous donation, Garfield can confidently survive at least another day. “It’s not a whole lot, but I hope it’ll help. They really looked like they were struggling”, says another SAAS student. Cardinal and Bulldog solidarity!

By Kennedy Greenfelder, Chelsea Li and Imbie Jones

MR. LOVRE REVEALED AS GOSSIP GIRL

The New Pnw

In order to prevent any incidents this year Garfield is going to make