HOROSCOPES FOR APRIL

Aries

April is going to be an interesting month for you! The start of term chill has receded and we’re now full-swing into the Uni year. Don’t let your ambition get ahead of you! There’s still a long way to go, and you don’t want to burn out before you’re even halfway through! You need more bubble-baths in your life, or perhaps just some quiet “me time” will do. I believe in you!

Taurus Gemini

Took my advice from Issue 1? No? *sigh* No matter. I see career growth in your future, so make sure to reap the rewards! Be cautious however: when something good happens, bad is bound to follow (or vice versa). It’s how the world stays balanced. What can I say, Life’s a b****. I see potential mental stress… and definitely some turbulence in your love life. My third eye is never wrong.

You may feel overwhelmed in April. All those first Uni assignments are due, and you haven’t started any of them! It’s important for you to focus on what you can control in the situation you find yourselves in, rather than getting too caught up with things outside of your power. Seek help if you need it. Keep your chin up! You’ll get through it.

Cancer Leo Virgo

Ah, you delectable little crustaceans. This month, all I ask is for you to stop wallowing on that past incident that’s made your shell so hard to break through. I can sense the potential for a strong friendship on your horizon. It’s your choice but opening up to this someone might finally bring you that special joy of having someone know you, and still want to hang out with you.

Oh my God Leo’s! Stop being cowardly lions and go get that person that’s been running around your mind for the past month! I’m sure they’re getting very tired. Sure, you missed out on Valentine’s Day and that hangout didn’t go quite as planned, but your loyalty, ambition, and confident nature is going to win this mind battle in the end. Go get em’ tiger!

Hey… How’s your car going? Remember, I’m just the messenger! Anyways, all that money you saved up last month is paying off—literally! You’re ahead on your monthly budget! Go have a good time out somewhere or invest! You deserve it after everything that happened in March.