1988 FCS yearbook

TABLE OF CONTENTS FACULTY . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 CLUBS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 UNDERCLASSMEN .... 34 SPORTS. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50 CULTURE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 66 SENIORS. . . . . . . . . . . . . 76 MINI MEMOS/ADS ... 174 Friends' Central School 68th St. and City Line Ave. Philadelphia, P A 19151 Cover by Sonya Sklaroff

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DR. WOOD

"Dr. Wood, who served as headmaster of Friends' Central School from 1971 to 1987, was 1ever at a loss for words. He was one of the best extemporaneous speakers we had the trivilege of hearing. Compounded with a marvellous sense of humor, his eloquence made for n enthralling time when he spoke to any gathering, whether student, parent, or alumni. " The school was his all-consuming interest. For most of the years of fiis headmastership he ved on the grounds of Friends' Central. His door was always open to the students; he had h.eir best interests at heart.

"His sense of values was exemplary. He did not pursue the acquisition of material objects, ut was more interested in stoking the furnaces of the mind and honing it to blade-like harpness.

"With a background of schooling at Choate, Haverford, Oxford- where he earned his 'h.D. in Shakespeare - and Athens University in Greece where he taught, Tom Wood 1ecame the consummate scholar. It is with sadness that we, especially the Lifers, saw him ~ave FCS. It should be a difficult task to replace him."

Dr. Jerome H. Sklaroff

The Class of 1988 and the entire school wish Dr. Wood the best of luck in the future.

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MR. BUCKINGHAM "Does that seem reasonable?"- a signature Mr. Buckingham phrase. Keith Buckingham (the Buck, Mr. Buck, KWB) really wants to know what we think ("What's the acceleration of this Iii' sucker?"). He has helped many of us not only through Physics I, II, and Psychology, but P .E. and Life as well. And we have given him an astoundingly unique grade-point curve ("the statistical implications of this are immense!"). Thank you Mr. Buckingham, for your friendship and anecdotes.

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MR. DAVIS Beware of the man with the beard older than most of us: he'll strangle himself with his tie if you miss the "d" in sound and will complain of being driven to drink if you give too many wrong answers, but an insightful comment will earn you a star on the board. He has taught us as seventh and as tenth graders. Many of us have sung away in Chorus every Monday and Thursday, and some of us have even ventured into the merry land of Music History and Theory courses. His profound love for music has never ceased to affect his students. Thank you for your inspiration, Mr. Davis.

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Peter Baur, College Guidance and Economics

Alec Bien, French and Orchestra

Kathaleen Brown, English

Keith Buckingham, Psychology and Science

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Max Carter, Religion

Amy Cohen, Art

Susan Dana, Math 8

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Jim Davis, Music

Susan Dumford, Science

Robert Emory, Photography

Bill Darling, Math

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Clayton Farraday, Archives

Jacqueline Gowen-Tolcott, French

Leonard Haas, Drama

Erika Harnett, History and Latin 10

on Harris, Principal

Joe Ludwig, Acting Headmaster

John McCollum, English

Patrick McHugh, History

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Gary Nicolai, History

Brad Morris, Math

Sandra Ortega, Spanish

Pam Nix, Science

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Paul Perkinson, History

Carolyn Ravdin, Nurse

Maryellen Schwartz, Computers

Steven Shaffer, College Guidance and English

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Kathleen Weber, English

Admissions Office: Louis Del Soldo, Kit George, Emma Lusi, Beth Johnson, Meade Thayer, Susan Dana

Business Office: Rosemarie Anzaldo, Lisa Darling, Joan Grillo, Emily Miller 14

Cafeteria Staff: Bill Prisley, Susie Pormato, Mary Price, Anne Jackson, Ellen Burkett, Beverly Brown, Willis Mahoney

Development Office: Kathleen Vitalis, Rosemary McDonough, Debra Lynn Polykoff, Nicole Baker

Home and School Association: Evelyn Rader, Patricia DeSabato 15

Library: Judith Bradley, Lisa Peoples, Marilyn Lager (librarian), Stephen Piotrow .

Physical Plant Manager: Dominic Di Prinzio

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Physical Plant Staff: Top Row- Doug Linton (grounds foreman), Mike Roop (building foreman). Standing- John Payton, Tom Upchurch, Coy Womble (custodial foreman), Ly Van Pham, Sam Wilson, Larry Meredith, Sonnie Miller, Bill Brown, Joe Lupica, Brian Segal Kneeling - Harry "Bud" Millinghausen

Headmaster's Office: Patricia Chalmers, Arline Ritz 17

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CROSS COUNTRY

Back- Coach Pat McHugh, Sandor Glaser, Adam Vernick, Alec Stevens, Steve Pinkus.

Middle - Ben Gordon, Mike Simson, Jon Hunter, David Cochran, Pat Lord, Jese Nicotera, Joe McCormick, Matt McHale. Front - Maria Famon, Jordan Lapsansky, Franco Macrina, Andy Rozmiarek, Ben Hudgins, Steve Brown, Jason Stevens, Andy Baer, Alexa Miller.

AJdba Shipley Wilmington Friends Hill School Germantown Friends Valley Forge Military AJdba Episcopal Chestnut Hill Malvern Prep Girard College AJdba

Coach Pat McHugh

26-30 19-42 29-28 26-30 33-25 24-31 18-45 21-34 16-46 21-38 35-57 34-50

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VARSITY SOCCER

Coach Keith Bradburd

Back - Coach Keith Bradburd, Dan Stem, David Mersky, Scott Erlbaum, Darren Massara, Eric Miller, Wayne Rader, Bill Georges, Kirk Meloney, Kyle Richter, Sean Stec, Coach Harvey Zendt; Front- Greg Liss, Jeff Casnoff, Brad Levin, Aaron Selkow, Jon Gershon, Jay Wilson, Mike Porter, Glenn Gates.

Haverford School 0-2 Germantown Academy 0-3 Pequea Valley 0-1 Chestnut Hill Academy1-0 Shipley 0-1 Germantown Friends 0-3 Springfield 1-2 George 0-1 Moorestown Friends 2-1 Hill School 0-4 Abington Friends 0-1 Westtown 0-1 Friends Select 1-0 Edgewood Regional 0-1 1-1 Delco Christian 52

JV SOCCER

Back- Mr. Darling (coach), Ben Lief, john Manley, Matthew Williams, Robert Adelman, Ian Kaplan, Max Kaufman, Michael Frebowitz, Bobby Holden, Dan Karp, Stuart Fenkel, Laurel West, Alex Miller, Peter Wilson, Colman Snaith; Front- Mark Litwin, Philp Bail is, jeff Frutkin, Si Tang, Dean Griffith, jared Kasher, David Greene, Bill Foster, Walker Gilmore, Andrew Lerer

Coach Peter Baur

"During the 1987 soccer campaign, the JV team becarne firmly convinced that old saying, 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you played the game' was an appropriate rallying cry -we went undefeated."

-Coach Baur

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VARSITY FIELD HOCKEY

Coach Beth Kocot

Back - Coach Beth Kocot, Wendy Schwartz, Kristen Watson, Nichole Cobbs, Jessica Katz, Christa Sanders, Coach Lisa Clark. Middle - Jennifer Cohen, Nancy Lundy, Jessica Kutz, Rachel Newman, Tina Masington, Michelle Weisman. Front - Wendy Schwatz, Jennifer VanDenbergh, Dina Blum, Jessica Zeldin, Ghislaine Trombert, Lauren Adams, Tori Curl.

Delco Christian 1-6 0-0 Springside Shipley 0-4 Abington Friends 1-0 Germantown Friends 1-1 Friends Select 1-1 1-0 George Baldwin 0-3 Agnes Irwin 0-3 Germantown Academy 1-1 0-2 Moorestown Notre Dame 0-0

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Back - Coach Dotty Doherty, Sarah Davison, Eileen Famon, Jessica Huver, Nikki Sistrun, Michelle Goldstein, Ilona Gaspar. Front - Krista Ruane, Alison Hoyle, Sarah Hamilton, Ayana Picariello.

Lower Merion Delco Christian Springside Abington Friends Germantown Friends Friends Select Westtown George Baldwin Agnes Irwin Germantown Academy Moorestown

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Coach Dotty Doherty

GIRLS' VARSITY TENNIS

Coach Jon Harris

Coach Stephen Piotrow, Pam Stem, Amanda Welsh, Kara Kramer, Liz Robbins, Sonya Sklaroff, Julie Bluestein, Emily Bernstein, Coach Jon Harris.

Moorestown Friends 5-0 Haverford College 4-1 Springside 5-0 Abington Friends 4-1 Germantown Friends 5-0 Shipley 3-2 George School 3-2 Episcopal 1-4 0-5 Agnes Irwin Germantown Academy 0-5 Baldwin 5-0

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JV TENNIS

Third Row - Jackie Klein, Ali Erlbaum, Joan McGowan, Rachel Gleklen, Ashu Diwan.

Second Row: Elga Jefferis, Jeanine Thompson, Lynn Lentnek, Felice Rosenberg. First Row: Rachel Replansky, Liz Gerst, Aimee Taxin, Heather Marston.

Coach Joan McGowan

SCORES MFS default Springside 4-1 AFS default GFS 5-0 Shipley 4-1 George 3-2 Episcopal 3-2 AI 3-2 GA 3-2 Baldwin- rained out

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BOYS' VARSITY BASKETBALL

Coach Steve Shaffer

Back - Eric Ash, Tony Saito, Aaron Selkow, Wayne Rader, Rob Schlein. Front - Eric Miller, Scott Erlbaum, Mike Siegel, Darren Massara, Eric Jones, Coach Steve Shaffer.

Chestnut Hill Academy 63-70 Akiba 63-55 Episcopal 52-71 Jenkintown 56-47 Haverford School 59-70 Woodlynde 53-51 Shipley 61-67 Christopher Dock 65-75 Germantown Friends 40-82 ·Friends Select 68-47 Abington Friends 55-74 Academy of New Church 58-34 Shipley 53-35 Christian Academy 44-53 Westtown 35-63 Mercy Vocational-Technical58-28 Moorestown Friends 26-40 Delco Christian 66-58 George 62-51 Abington Friends 51-76 58

JV BOYS' BASKETBALL

Back - Willis Loughhead, Gerry Kelliher, David Mersky, Kip Ford, Coach Peter Baur. Front - Greg Uss, Rob Krekstein, Eric Dichter, Jay Wilson, Jim Seifrit.

9th GRADE BOYS' BASKETBALL

Back- Jeff Frutkin, Hassan Edge, Max Kaufman, Matt Williams, Coach Stephen Piotrow. Front- John Manley, Ben Gordon, Alex Miller, Si Tang.

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GIRLS' VARSITY BASKETBALL

Coach Tim Beach

Back - Usa Peoples, Keith Robinson, Rachel Newman, Eileen Famon, Gerrie Hamilton, Jenine Thompson, Coach Susan Dana, Coach Tim Beach. Middle - Danielle Mersky, Jackie Klein, Nancy Lundy, Wendy Hewitt, Wendy Schwartz. Front- Ayana Picarello, Ghislaine Trombert, Nichole Cobbs, Helena Miller.

Christian Academy 27-43 30-33 Baldwin Sacred Heart 22-43 Baldwin 31-38 Germantown Academy 25-80 Abington Friends 26-41 29-40 Agnes Irwin Springside 14-41 Westtown 26-33 Episcopal 23-42 Moorestown 48-45 Germantown Friends 19-36 Shipley 46-37 30-55 Notre Dame Abington Friends 36-45 Friends Select 32-24 George School 41-40 60

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Back - Coach Diane diBonaventuro, Amy Feldman, Nikki Sistrun, Suzanne Shuster, Laura Forman, Elga Jefferis, Michelle Goldstein, Anne Laurino, Coach Dotty Doherty with Ruthie. Front- Julie Nathanson, Alison Erlbaum, Amanda Welsh, Staci Gittleman, Krista Ruane, Sharon Armagon.

Coaches Diane diBonaventuro, Dotty Doherty, and Ruthie

CHEERLEADlNG

Back- Kristen Watson, Kami Hockfield, Alison Baer, Sharon Katz, Amanda Grim. Middle- Charisse Rhone, Jill Cohen, Joy Steele, Leslie Morris, Mami Miller. Front - Jessica Kurtz, Coach Sally Katz, Lisa Fenkel.

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Coach Doug Ross

Back - Coach Eric Salverda, Coach Harvey Zendt, Manager David del Rio, William Foster, Bobby Adelman, Frank Macrina, Austin Sumner, David Perfoff, Omar McClain, Chad johnson, Sandor Glaser, Coach Doug Ross. Middle - Ian Kaplan, Peter Wilson, jason Pierce, Ben Bergman, Peter Tashjian, Abel Del Rio, Tri Tang, Patrick Lohier, jordan Lapsansky, Adam Vernick, Geoff Klein. Front- Manager Laurel West, Manager Laura Roberts.

Coach Harvey Zendt Phelps Girard Central Chestnut Hill Academy Church Farm Delco Christian Germantown Friends George Penn Charter Abington Friends Westtown Shipley Friends Select

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DANCE & WEIGHTLIFTING

Ms. Nix leads her troupe

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I became mesmerized by the sun And the way it reflected upon the clouds - and I wanted them to see it But facts and figures filled their eyes And the brilliance of the colors escaped them I thought I was the luckiest being on earth But it was just something - above the buildings to them They'd seen a million like it Now it's gone Jessica Katz

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Sacrifices Living carefree with the roses The secret people speak For the emotion is morose We listen to them weep Caught within her own induced dreams Only she can hear the sighs What they say is not as it seems It is right, through her eyes They speak of trouble in the world As if to say fix it How, she asks, can just one girl Stand up and say "Listen" For her to fight for principles The red rose tells her this But passion is not that simple It is the symbol, kiss The fragile land is no more And she goes on her way To fight so many losing wars But never lost her day.

Shana Fisher

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Picked a daisy one day and removed all the leaves to make it perfect for on way was a bench with looking at the ground head in hands should give it to but feet just kept on going home and no one so pressed the daisy between newspaper and under very many books.

Maria Farnan

Jason Stevens

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Lisa Fenkel

Jessica Zeldin

Sonya Sklaroff

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To Kill Winter Sitting there now made no difference Because it was cold But she could remember a day When a heavy wet heat in the air Thick Had made her happy in that park Summer, months away, hung always Maybe behind the couch where the radiator sits Or in front of the electric space heater in the kitchen A lazy dog always there But his, (winter), was false, long, misleading Confusing Stop her She waited, numbly, through months of long apathy: January Until March And with April it snowed once more (April? Jesus) And lost again was coherence and consideration Of summer She thought she knew death Because winter (her grandmother dying in March) was always Death Not scared though And changing clocks so the sun will last longer each day, We smile with hope And she shrinks constantly into winter which will never let her escape From its hold Or so she thinks Deceitful, A day is warmer A creek thaws and children play with Faces dirty and hands dirty and eyes crazy The smile pancaked weather man, cheerful, And cracked (lying? or naive) on T.V. And she considers Warmth In the park after that day Yes, cold again A soda freezing her ungloved fingers, She stirs the ice with a straw No pigeons Sipping, filled with the drink, ice In her veins Stop her Sarah B. Davis

Lisa Fenkel

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SCHOOL

The Summit

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- Jimi Hendrix Paint it black.

- The Rolling Stones

Mystery achievement where's my sandy beach?

I had my dreams like everybody else, but they are out of reach, right out of reach .

- The Pretenders

The middle of the road is trying to find me I am standing in the middle of life With my past behind me.

- The Pretenders I don 't mind runnin ' alone.

- Steve Perry

BRYN There are only so many tears you can cry.

LEIGH -Journey KEYTANJIAN

Runnin ' out of selfcontrol, getting close to an overload Up against a no win situation .. .

I'm ready for a long vacation.

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Life's a series of Hellos and GoodbyesGoodbye.

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Just a song before I go ...

Crosby, Stills & Nash

These are the days of miracle and wonder.

Paul Simon

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Like the dust that settles all around me I must find a new home The ways and holes that used to give me shelter Are all as one to me now.

-Genesis

The outside is only black and white With only one color, Dead.

- Peter Gabriel

The child is grown The dream is gone And I have become Comfortably numb.

-Pink Floyd

Give a little time to the child within you Don't be afraid to be young and free Undo the locks and throw away the keys And take off your shoes and socks and run you.

-unknown For long you live and high you fly And smiles you 'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be.

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Morning has broken ...

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Liz Robbins If I am not for myself, who will be for me?

If I am only for myself, what am I? And if not now, when?

- Hillel

We are always what our situ ations hand usit 's either sadness or euphoria.

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We can be heroes just for one day.

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To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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Why is it that when we talk to God, we're said to be praying - but when God talks to us, we 're schizophrenic?

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I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!

-Number Six (The Prisoner)

So what if I'm being childish? What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish from time to time?

-The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Whatever you do, you 'll regret it.

- Allan Mcleod Gray

Violence never settles anything.

- Genghis Khan

The majority is never right.

- Lazarus Long

When you take stuff from a writer it's called plagiarism, but when you take it from many writers, it's called research.

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A little magic power makes it better than it seems.

-Triumph

lfyou'd like to fin~tlut what's behind these cold eyes .

You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise.

- Pinko Floyd

It's the end of the world as we know it.and I feel fine .

I was just raising hell, I wasn't doing the cops could not appreciate charm .

I've got wild staring eyes, and I've got a strong urge to fly , but I've got nowhere to fly to.

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- Robbie Robertson

Alii want is to have my peace of mind .

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JASON STEVENS If you don 't stop to smell the roses now They might end up on you .

-Husker Du

I have wandered I have run, waited for dawn and dawn shall come.

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How much have you seen?

Too much, How long have you been here?

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Who let you in here?

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- Alex Reeger and Louie DePalma We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.

- David Russell What they did to Kong was wrong.

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Labeled: Danny, Ax Most Likely: to be humorously irritating Least Likely: to be rational Lives: for annoying questions, for hockey, for Cat Stevens Loathes: the answers to his annoying questions, finding paper topic Lines: " But I don't understand" Labeled: A. Baer Most Likely: to make bad jokes, play bass guitar Least Likely: to smoke bananas Lives: to pay exoribitant fees for commonplace haircuts, to eat at IHOP Loathes: cranky sisters Lines: "You weenie!" ''I'm Melting" " Bee-bop-a-loo-la I don't know the words" Labeled: Dan, Trixie La Rue Most Likely: to win every prize ever given to any person Least Likely: to be second best Lives: for coffee 11nd "c," PCH, Perk's classes Loathes: imperfection Lines: " I'm a little blood drop" Labeled: Brownie Most Likely: To be pessimistic, down on himself Least Likely: to see his own true potential Lives: to drive sports cars Loathes: American cars Lines: "That's ridiculous" Labeled: Friz, Liz Most Likely: to teach kindergarten Least Likely: to make money Lives: for babysitting, for muskox calves Loathes: meat, pressure Lines: "Arghh!" " Uugh!"

Labeled: Nikki-C-in-the-place-to-be Most Likely: to have her earrings match her underwear match her socks . .. and get upset when people tell her that Least Likely: to ever participate in a sport again, to wear something twice Lives: for fine guys who dress better than her and drive decent cars Loathes: stupid questions Lines: "You obviously don't know who I am!" " My back hurts" "You are stupid. You big dummy" Labeled: Smelly Most Likely: to be on Broadway Least Likely: to purchase, consume, or distribute ever again Lives: to belt out show tunes Loathes: her nose Lines: "I promise I didn't plan it. They just showed up with the beer and I told them they had to leave!"

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Labeled: Blableface Most Likely: to be fighting for an inane cause Least Likely: to be satisfied Lives: to be a freedom-fighter Loathes: everything, injustice Lines: "We'll have a sit-in!"

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Labeled: Catty, Cath, Cat, Chatty Most Likely: to be on an entirely different plane Least Likely: to understand Lives: for men over 30, Mary Juan (you don't know her) Loathes: the clap-on woman Lines: "I can only think once" "Wha?" Labeled: Sot, Sot the Dot, Sarah D., SBD- Silent But Deadly Most Likely: to be a radical poet Least Likely: to cut her hair Lives: for her orange VW van Loathes: FCS, geology, the prom Lines: " My van broke down again" "I disagree" Labeled: Al Most Likely: to become president of Dannon Yogurt, to be happy Least Likely: to sleep, to flatter Lives: for precise red pens, "Love Connection," .Olmm lead, all-nighters, roofs Loathes: highlighters, ball-points, insincerity Lines: " that's terrible" "that's craazy" Labeled: Ba-Bell Most Likely: to kill, to become a champion wrestler Least Likely: to wear a pair of runner's tights, to attend a Barry Manilow concert Lives: for " sick" days, the Sport's Illustrated swimsuit issue Loathes: Richard Pipes, Edwin Reischauer, Yang and Lazanni, Miller Lines: "Lemme tell you what you got" Labeled: Bill Most Likely: to be the next Einstein Least Likely: to be a student at Gordon Phillip's Beauty School Lives: for the Math Fair Loathes: public speaking Lines: (anything in Spanish said flawlessly) Labeled: Maria Most Likely: to make the subtlest critical comment ever, to embarrass male chauvinists Least Likely: to be discovered selling roses for the Hare-Krishnas, to be an arsonist Lives: to pull the wool over people's eyes, to bserve, to play THE GAME Loathes: rubber chickens Lines: "Can I tell you something?"

Labeled: Lee, Stork, Fink, the headmaster Most Likely: to be visiting her dad's house, to wear brown Least Likely: to have a nose job Lives: for the prom • Loathes: people who steal pretzels Lines: "You guys, I'm so spaced out!" "Omigod" "urn"

Labeled: Ellee-ut Most Likely: to fall asleep in class Least Likely: to get along with English teachers, to get a hair-cut Lives: to prove Mr. Nicolai wrong Loathes: people not quite as smart as he is Lines: "well basically .. ."

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Labeled: S., Shnoon Most Likely: to be searching for herself Least Likely: to find herself Lives: to prove that she's not a JAP Loathes: people who just don't understand her art Lines: "it's minimalistic" Labeled: Jimmy Most Likely: to be a stand-up comic Least Likely: to become President of the United States Lives: for Blake's 7, Star Trek Loathes: whiny little siblings, soap operas · Lines: (silence) Labeled: Glenny, BTK Man, Frog Most Likely: to be arguing over his grades Least Likely: to be calm before a test Lives: to find out his grades, to find out other's grades, for translations Loathes: Lines: "That's out of control" Labeled: Bill-y Most Likely: to become rich, vote Republican, to be exactly like his father Least Likely: to care about anything that doesn't show up on the ol' college transcript Lives: for fast cars, hot women, "Car and Driver" magazine Loathes: anything that leans towards liberalism, when Fran packs him fig newtons Lines: "if they'd get off their butts and work a bit, they wouldn't be on the streets" Labeled: Jon, Snoops Most Likely: to move to Jamaica Least Likely: to speak, to look down on someone Lives: for reggae, Jimmy Cliff, Yellow man Loathes: any music that Wayne likes Lines: "no" Labeled: Giz Lerst Most Likely: to be fashionably late Least Likely: to have an excuse, to ever take a test on the assigned date Lives: for Penn Charter, mankind Loathes: reality Lines: ''I'm really sorry" "Drama Club ... " Labeled: Sy, Si-mon, Ho Si Gai Most Likely: to be trying to quit smoking Least Likely: to ever actually quit Lives: for Mary Juan (again, you don't know her), the Wall Loathes: the morning after, not being able to find a party Lines: "I get the first one" Labeled: Sammy Most Likely: to be sick, cackling, wheezing Least Likely: to be in school Lives: for long plane rides, Kurt Loathes: speed limits Lines: "Oh my" "come on guys" Labeled: Ben Most Likely: to be talking about his most recent victory Least Likely: to remain sane Lives: for David Bowie, running, girlfriend Loathes: school days Lines: "It's ... "

Labeled: Sand Most Likely: to be shopping Least Likely: to be a good Quaker, to like the same guy for more than a week Lives: for Sebastian hair products, for Drew, for travelling Loathes: cleaning the mold growing in her room Lines: " Oh my God" "I got roses again today" Labeled: JK Most Likely: to lose her keyes, own a labrador retriever named Kerouae Least Likely: to be found in PE, to succeed by social definitions Lives: for Mary Juan (Yes, you don't know her), creative foundering Loathes: responsibility Lines: " I quit" "that's coo-o-ol'' " peaces, peace, peace" Labeled: Bryn Most Likely: to marry an older man, loves the Beatles and grew up in the 60's Least Likely: to change the station when the Beatles are on Lives: for music Loathes: anything below a BLines: "the Beatles sing that"

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Labeled: Keni, Snort Most Likely: to bludgeon someone Least Likely: to have his shirt tucked in Lives: to be obnoxious to others Loathes: school zones, mail boxes, dress code Lines: "what an idiot"

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Least Likely: to become a jock Lives: for Carribean cruises, Diana Ross, to dress up Loathes: humid days, dial phones Lines: " Did you know that freshmen smell?"

Labeled: Bri Most Likely: to mumble, write in miniscule letters, to work in a conservative think-tank Least Likely: to take a vow of silence Lives: to criticize, for animal rights, the smell of napalm in the morning Loathes: athletic directors Lines: "Wait, you said a silly thing" " But you 're wrong" Labeled: Les, Lexxie, Aloga Neunon, Pexa Pay Most Likely: to buy ugly bags, to be absent, to go to Bryn Mawr and become a feminist Least Likely: to get drunk, to speak French, to spell anything correctly Lives: for Anne Taylor, for Sting, for BMW convertibles Loathes: Parking-space thieves, Cooperative Effort Lines: "Please don't go!"

Labeled: Arne, Amy Most Likely: to finish her papers two weeks before they're due Least Likely: to be late/disorganized, to drive to school Lives: for post-it pads, L. L. Bean catalogue Loathes: messiness, those gosh-darn calculus tests Lines: "What? No, I have not done it yet!" " Hah! You 've got to be kidding!"

Labeled: E., E-mil Most Likely: to be in an airplane bathroom, to be talking about his skiing ability Least Likely: to diappoint his parents Lives: for himself Loathes: older women Lines: " Don't tell me to calm down!" "wink wink, say no more, know what I mean" (anything else from Monty Python) Labeled: Dave Most Likely: to be playing Calendar Clue Least Likely: to win Lives: to annoy Mr. McCollum Loathes: scalding hot water Lines: " I stole yearbook film and took porno pictures"

Labeled: Saal Most Likely: to be chasing Halley's Comet around the world Least Likely: to underline, for his moustache Lives: Loathes: wisecracks Lines: " What?" " Come on White!!"

Labeled: Drea, Paz Most Likely: to teach math to all of our kids Least Likely: to be a parole officer Lives: for the time she can get a well-paying job she likes Loathes: any of any sort to animals Lines: " You little twit!"

Labeled: Jay, JP Most Likely: to be in public office and still BS-ing, to be networking Least Likely: to ever drive Lives: for his wardrobe, Baldwin chics Loathes: Conan Lines: " Potentially volatile and explosive areas" "0 joy" Labeled: Davey P, DP, Rice Ploff Most Likely: to be kind of sort of seeing Biz, to be bored Least Likely: to be eating Lives: at Penn Loathes: Friends' Central Lines: " hoove" " You're just going to have to relax" Labeled: DRU, Da-Rew Most Likely: to be out running at 5:00 am Least Likely: to be actually jogging Lives: for fast cars, fast women, MTV Loathes: anyone who doesn't like the Beastie Boys Lines: "you're done" Labeled: Macs, Make Most Likely: to become a model Least Likely: to be fat Lives: for Trinity, for Andy to come home Loathes: Felice's glasses Lines: " No one ever told me how to do an application" Labeled: Jason Most Likely: to violate the INF treaty Least Likely: to become a professional wrestler Lives: to bomb the Soviets, become an explosives expert Loathes: rude remarks about cradle-robbing Lines: "You don't know guilt unless you have a Jewish mother" Labeled: the Wayner, Flex Most Likely: to soon make his cinematic debut, to have his mouth agape Least Likely: to lose at anything Lives: for deep sea fishing Loathes: nose jokes Lines: "da-ha-haa" Labeled: Spicky, Pricky, Dicky JAMP- Jewish American Mexican Prince Most Likely: to be in Analysis, to pick coffee beans Least Likely: to keep his license Lives: for his Visa, The Sharper Image, his car, Central City Toyota Loathes: Radar, school zones, stop signs, Voscar Lines: "C-T" "much" "hoore"

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Labeled: Jay Most Likely: to design your future home Least Likely: to be a network news anchor Lives: for Lay's Jalepefw an Ceddar Chips Loathes: "weenies" Lines: 'Tm afraid I look like a weenie" Labeled: Mich, Shell Most Likely: to be hung up on a guy Least Likely: to still have interest once she gets him Lives: for Corona, Tongerie, shopping Loathes: living at home Lines: "bitchen" 'Tm stoked" Labeled: PT, President Tashcorp Most Likely: to be discovered perching atop a high girder, to die in a spectacular cycling accident Least Likely: to be discovered eating fried pork rinds behind the shed out back Lives: for fantasies of violence Loathes: pretention, discovering Mr. McClendon in the darkened restroom, Tiffany Lines: "There were girls, girls, girls!"

Labeled: Giz, Gizzy, Gisha Most Likely: to be talking, sneezing Least Likely: to be as innocent as you think she is Lives: for her aunt, for Connecticut sports Loathes: nothing Lines: (giggle, giggle, giggle) Labeled: Weiss, Chell Most Likely: to be somewhere it's not snowing Least Likely: to ever go to school outside of Philadelphia • Lives: for her friends Loathes: when it's only 12 inches Lines: "I need a boge" "my friend ___from out of school" Labeled: Zooey, Zeld Most Likely: to be telling a stupid story, or relaying one of her dreams Least Likely: for anyone to be listening, to find a husband Lives: for the U.N. Loathes: diets Lines: "Can I tell you what I had to eat today?" "Whatnot" "I have a question"

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FELICE

Our love and best wishes always, Molll, Dad, Jill and Sondra

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DEAREST NICHOLE:

As this period and phase of one part of your life ends, there will be many new and exciting beginnings. We want you to know that we are proud and have loved every minute being a part of your life. You have shown to us, and your peers, to be level-headed, compassionate, and sincere beyond your years. Your high morals and standards, show through the great efforts put forth in all you undertake. Your inner beauty shows through your great personality and . outwardness shown to others; which highlights and accents a glow which surrounds your outward beauty. We want you to know that whatever is worthwhile in life does not come easy or given on a silver platter; don't be afraid of challenge or failure, it's a part of growing; As long as you have tried your best. Be aware that you will always have our love and support. Try to enjoy each part of your life, as you continue to grow. But use your own mind as to what is right and wrong, don't let others sway you into situations, or by peer pressure because it's the thing to do. Continue to be sweet and kind; but don't be taken advantage of because of this. Remember those who have helped and supported you and have confidence that you will continue to do well and strive for the best. The only thing that constitutes a failure is a person that doesn't try.

"Go For It All" if that's what you want; don't be disappointed or disillusioned if you slip along the way - pick yourself up and try - try again.

Love, Mom, Dad, Tamika, Spenser Jr., Mom-Mom & Pop-Pop

Catherine, You have brought many smiles to our faces. We hope the world smiles kindly on you and your classmates.

Love, Mom, Dad and Eddie

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Congratulations and Best Wishes to DAVID and the Class of 1988 The Nadel Family Mom, Dad & Alan & Misty

To David Perloff and the Class of '88: "There are only two classes: first class and no class.

You're first class all the way."

- Celestial Seasonings

Susan Perloff, APR 6389 Overbrook Avenue Philadelphia, PA 19151 215 879-3101 public relations, marketing communications, writing

NICE GOING, CHIEF. LOVE, ARIEL, JOEL, KATHARINE AND DAD

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THAT EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED TOME, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU? CONGRATULATIONS, SHANA LOVE, ALISON, MOMMY AND DADDY

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Congratulations, Sal,

" A JOURNAL OF FRIENDS' CENTRAl AND THE WORLD"

from your parents, grandparents and brother Anthony

TO LIZ R. " Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great will make you feel that you, too, can become great. " -Mark Twain

KEEP SHINING CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU AND THE CLASS OF 1988 Y.O.M.&D.

Congratulations Sarah and Sonya.

Love, Jerry, Carole, Liz, Mimi, Murf, Kit, Sonia, Kirby, Katie, Emily, Ted, Larry, Preacher, Slim, and Fizzy.

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JORDAN

WE ARE VERY, VERY PROUD OF YOU THANKS FOR ALL THE MEMORIES ALL OUR LOVE, MOM, DAD, BEN, TORI, AND MARGOT 183

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Asakura at Tokyo Center Building t207 Race Street • 988..0274 Lunch 11:30 AM-2:30 PM Dinner 5 PM-10 PM Dally

Suehl end Live Jazz In Karaoke Nightclub Every Friday and Saturday Dinner served until 2 AM Asakura Plaza 339 N. Lansdowne Avenue Upper Darby • 259·4052 12 PM-10 PM Friday and Saturday 111111 :30 PM

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Relax at low tables in the Tatami rooms to enjoy Sushi, Sashimi, Tempura, Sukiyaki, Teriyaki and delicacies from the macrobiotic menu.

Tokyo Center with three other floors touches all aspects of Japanese culture by presenting a Japanese boutique with gifts and Kimonos , a Japanese style night club, Karaoke and Tokyo cooking school offer classes and catering . Private parties and banquets up to 150.

CONGRATULATIONS AND BEST WISHES TO TONY SAITO AND THE CLASS OF '88

Sushi Bento at the Food Court Reading Terminal Market 10A~PM

Tokio-Japanese Nouveau Cuisine 124 Lombard Street Society Hill • 922-3948 6 PM-2 AM

PHILADELPHIA'S FIRST JAZZ & SUSHI BAR, KARAOKE NIGHT CLUB. Alive jazz band every week!

Serious at work, Serious at play.

Always a friend Day after day.

Twelve years at Friends', Ending in May. On to a new scene, The very next day.

"Congrats and good luck," Mom and Dad say.

"Right on, little brother," Chris and Greg say, Whatever you do, Do it your way, JAY!

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LOVE, MOM, DAD, JOHN, AND KENJI

Congratulations to Ricky and his class of '88

Felicidades

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Love Susana Mario Sam y Dan 185

"LOOK NOT FOR REWARD FROM OTHERS BUT HOPE YOU HAVE DONE YOUR BEST"

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Love, Mom, Dad, Rachel and Bay Bea 186

SIMON ...

YOU ALWAYS MAKE US PROUD

Mom, Roy, Zach, Jon, Middy

Congratulations

Pooh Bear!

Love you, Mom and Dad

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Sammy, Your special bright smile Lightens our hearts.

Congratulations and love from Grandmom and all the Jacobys.

And in loving memory of Pop-Pop.

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Congratulations to my favorite traveling companion, Sam, and the Class of 1988.

Love, Dad

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.

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In the midst of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.

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Wishing fulfilled dreams and invincible summers for Sammy and the Class of 1988 Mom and Bin

Utah People for Sam! Congratulations and love from Aunt Sondra, Uncle Harold, all the kids and loving memories from C.B.

For Sammy and the Class of '88: A current floats on neverending only when its' eternal path is blocked does it stop and look around for another way It tries again and succeeds.

Kenya and Don

Congratulations and much love, Sammy, from Grandmom and Grandpop Hauser, Aunt Carol, Michelle and Stephanie.

Congratulations Elliot and the Class of '88 from The Fertik Family 189

BEST OF LUCK TO LISA AND THE CLASS OF '88

Some things never change

You always were a good swimmer

MAY ALL OF YOUR DREAMS AND ASPIRATIONS COME TRUE MAY THE NEXT FOUR YEARS BE AS REWARDING AS YOUR FRIENDS' CENTRAL YEARS

Having fun with the boys

A special ski vacation

WE LOVE YOU FOREVER DAD, MARY, STUART, DAVID 190

Beautiful dreams .. .

Bright tomorrows .. .

Congratulations, Lisa We love you!

Mom & Stephen, Stuart & David, and Gizmo

Ken, We know you are headed in the right direction Congratulations to you and the Class of 1988

Love always, Mom, Dan, and Mark

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CONGRATULATIONS TO ABEL AND THE CLASS OF '88 We love youPapa, Ma, Garno, David, Andrea and Soco

Hold them very close, then let them go.

DEAR BRYN CONGRATULATIONS AND BEST WISHES WEARE SO PROUD OF YOU

LOVE MOMANDDAD ! '

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Dear Michael Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!

Live the life you've imagined.

Congratulations and best wishes to Michael and the Class of '88!

Be like the bird, who Halting in his flight On limb too slight Feels it give way beneath him, Yet sings Knowing he hath wings.

Victor Hugo

Best wishes to Jessica and the Class of '88 Sybille, Martin, Stefanie, Claudia & Dan 194

DEAR MICHAEL: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GRADUATION, SON. I AM VERY PROUD OF YOUR ATHLETIC AND ACADEMIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS AT FRIENDS' CENTRAL. MY WISH FOR YOU, MY SON, IS HEALTH - HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS.

I LOVE YOU, DAD

Dear Michael: We congratulate you!

We are very proud of you!

We love you very much!

Grandmom - Randy -' Robert - Andy Marlys- "Cleo"

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Congratulations and love to Ellen and the Class of '88 Mommy Daddy Bebe Andy Freebie PUT SOMETHING IN Draw a crazy picture, Write a nutty poem, Sing a mumble-gumble song, Whistle through your comb.

Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something in the world That ain't been there before.

Shel Silverstein

CONGRATULATIONS LIZ AND THE CLASS OF '88 LOVE, MOM, DAD, JEFF, & TAFFY. 196

Congratulations to Christa and the Class of 1988 For Yesterday is but a Dream, And To-Morrow is only a Vision But To-Day, well lived, Makes every Yesterday A dream of happiness, And every To-Morrow a Vision of Hope.

Anonymous

Love, Mom, Dad, Grandmom, and Fluffy

To ArneYou brighten our lives ...

All our love, Mom, Dad and Herb 11 ST. ALBANS CIRCLE, NEWTOWN SQUARE, PA 19073 Tel. (215) 353-3434

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Congratulations, Class of '88!

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JULIE BEA MARCUS '88 CONGRATUL-ATIONS!!

Love & Best Wishes From

Dad'49 Lo Nancy '80

Jon &

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Love to our favorite face in the Class of '88!

Congratulations Eric and the Best of Luck to a terrific Class from Mom, Dad & Helena

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CHOOSE YOUR CAUSE.

ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE

Congratulations JESSICA With all our love,

Hooray for Jordan Lapsansky and the FCSers of 1988

Love, Mom, Dad, Nette, Charlotte, Grammy, Steve & (Nuisance)

Mom, Dad, Andrew, and the Girls

CONGRATULATIONS to AARON SELKOW and THE CLASS OF '88 Love, MOM & DAD

Tradition, thou art for suckling children, Thou art the enlivening milk for babes; But no meat for men is in thee. · ThenBut, alas, we are all babes.

Stephen Crane

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Billy, always retnetnber we will care for you and love you ____; we will always be here ·for you.

To you and the class of 1988, tnay all your future years be bright.

Love, Dad, Fran & Natalie

CONGRATULAT10NS BILL GEORGES WE ARE SO VERY PROUD OF YOU! FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS MAKE THEM COME TRUE. LOVE, MOM AND JOHN

Mom and Dad, I love you with all my heart.

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Congratulations to Andy and the class of 1988!

Love, Mom and Alison "What will it please you, my darling, hereafter to be?

Fame upon land will you look for, or glory by sea?

Gallant your life will be always, and all of it free."

Algernon Charles Swinburne, 1882

Love to Elizabeth from Mom, Dad, Andrea ('86), Caroline ('93), Grandma, Grandpa, and Misty, Tabby & Chlorine and Congratulations to all of the Class of '88 with wishes for the brightest of Futures.

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CONGRATULATIONS To STEVEN And THE CLASS OF '88!

LOVE, MOM, DAD, AND MIKE

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