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THAT'S A CRAZY IDEA.
INSANE.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
“YOU'LL DO IT?”
TROUBLED BIRDS ®
“OF COURSE,”
I REPLIED.
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Mazel Tov.*
Happy Birthday!*
Congrats on your retirement* .
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*Nor can I believe it’s not butter.
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*Please pardon my brain fart.
I can’t believe you’re 40!* Happy
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I forgot your birthday.
*This shithole just won’t be the same without you.
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*If there were a giant cake here, I’d jump out of it naked for you.
*That’s Hebrew for “hell yeah.”
Happy Age is* Birthday .* Graduation!* You get better with age . only a number.*
*Welcome to the real world, sucker. *Let me save you the suspense — there’s no money inside this card.
*In your case, a very depressing number. *Which is good, because you used to be a real piece of work.
*Teach me the secrets of the universe, O Wise One.
A birthday toast!*
*Better make it whole grain. Lots of fiber.
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The big 5-0.*
*W hich just means I’m standing up, if you really think about it.
*Let’s pretend we’re shadow-people wearing sparkly diamonds, like in the commercials.
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Mazel Tov.*
Happy Birthday!*
*That’s Hebrew for “hell yeah.”
for you. *If there were a giant cake here, I’d jump out of it*naked Show-off.
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*I can’t stand being fake-nice to you much longer.
It’s our anniversary.*
I’m head over heels* .
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Get well soon* .
*Excluding money or labor of any kind.
Great job.*Congrats on your retirement*.
*This shithole just won’t be the same without you.
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*By forever, I just mean until you finish reading this card. Then we’re square.
How can I ever repay you?*
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I’m forever indebted* .
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You graduated!*
*Quick, flee the country before the school figures out its mistake.
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