The Girl Who Couldn't Stop Farting

The Girl Who Couldn’t Stop Farting

August 23, 2010

by Malcolm Franokuski © 2010 Malcolm Franokuski

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Molly, a nine-year-old girl, is sleeping under her bed in her room. As the morning begin to rise, she begins to yawn. She was awake. He pulls the cover out of his bed, to find himself wearing a blue onepiece swimsuit. Molly, shocked, gets up from his bed, looked through the closet, the draws, under his bed, and everywhere she searched, no clothes.

Shoot, I can't wear like this” said Molly. “Guess I’m going to be The Swimsuit Wearing Guy” she sighed.

Molly walked to the dinning room where a Pancake mix, a oil thing, a pancake syrup, and a wiredlooking red juice sits on the center of the dinning table with a white plate in front. Acker finds it strange.

“Wow. That's odd” said. Acker She takes the pancake mix to the stove, along with the oil. She puts a pan to the stove from the covert and turns it on. She sprays the pan with some oil. Then she put some pancake mix into the pan. There was a cell phone ringing. She reaches the cell phone way beside the stove. It reads: “Strawberry Robinson” said Molly. “Hello” she answered it.

“Hi Molly” said Strawberry Robinson. He didn't say it like in a slow evil voice, but rather in a loud fast voice.

“Wait...how do you know my name?” Molly said it as she turned himself back, suspicious. “And who is this?”

Strawberry Robinson, who is in a cell phone, was in front of the three guys, also dressed in black in him, who backing him up, because Mr. Robinson doesn't know what to do. They all in the backyard of The Baltimore-Washington Center “Say you are Evis” Malcolm whispered to Mr. Robinson “No I can't I don't Evils music” Mr. Robinson whispered back to her “Well say that you Tom Cruise” whispered Jack.

“I'm not Tom Cruise you idots you guys...”

“Hello?..” Molly is waiting for an answer, in an unhappy mode, as her foot tapping.

“Im...Mr. I Don’t know” Robinson lost his mind Malcolm, Jack, and Alex were shocked to hear that.

“What?” whispered Alex.

“Robinson, are you stupid?” whispered Malcolm “No I'm not.” Mr. Robinson whispered.

“Yes you are.” Jack whispered to him “We helping you to get her excited so we set up a bomb but thanks to your stupidness Molly is getting frustrated coming over to kick your behind and it will take all day long. Thanks Mr. Robinson” Jack is angry at him, and so is everybody around him.

“You're welcome” Mr. Robinson said.

“Oh you welcoming me, and you think it's a nice thank.”

“Well what do you have?”

And the four men, started to argue, all at once. While that, Molly hangs up her cell phone, turning back to see the pancake is ready to flip. She take a flyer, slide the cake and flip it. The pancake look good. He slide the cake into the plate. And then she do it over again for the second and the third times. Then, back in normal mode, she put syrup over the pancakes. He takes the plate to the dining room “Hate eating in here while I'm wearing my one-piece bathing suit,” said Molly, as she started to eat. And then a few minutes later “Done”. She then rip a HUGE BURP that caused a big fire.

“Oh shoot” she said. When she gets up, she started to think fast, because there is no fire extinguisher.

However, she looked down, finding out that a bomb ticker is in front of him, counting down from five.

“Oh no, I need to get the heck out of here” She turned back, sticking her bottom out, ripping out a HUGH FART, that caused to break the window. She turned back again begins to run toward it and, When she begin to jump, the whole entire home is exploded with a very large BOOM!. Then Molly lands on the ground on one hand, two feet, and sticking her bottom out.

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“Wow good job Alex.” Malcolm said in a normal. Acker looked right as the four men high-five at each other as the begin to get into the van.

“Way to go. I think it's our success” Mr. Robinson said.

“Despite you foolishness” Alex said.

Molly still in a landing position, is unhappy. “Son of a biscuits” she said as the van is getting ready to leave. Molly looked forward. There's a skateboard shop. She then look left to find a person who looked like Strawberry Robinson. But to afford confusion, he was dressed in blue. And his named is Meredith Robinson. Molly begins to run toward him “You not the one who destroys my house are you? she said.

Nope not at all.” said Meredith.

“Well can i get some money?”

“Yeah.....why?”

“Because I want to chase down those four biscuits who attacked me.

“Okay” Meredith put 100 dollars to Molly. “Here you go” he said.

Thanks” said Molly.

“You're welcome” Molly runs to the Skateboard shop, where the store clerk started laughing at her.

“Hello there hot girl” he said.

“Don’t hot girl me you idiot” said Molly. “How much are these get skateboards.”

“20 to 26” “Oh this great I got $100, but I want to buy one skateboard real fast.”

“Okay” The store clerk takes the money from Molly and gives her a skateboard “Thanks.” Molly said it as she’s on a rush getting on a skateboard completely as she runs off fast “Hey do you think you should put on a helmet?” The store clerk said.

Meanwhile, the Robinson Van from a few minutes earlier, stopped at traffic as a light turned red.

“Great” said Malcolm. “This is great. This is stupidly great.” Malcolm said it as they all waited for the light to turn red “Well at least, we destroy his house” said Jack. “Now we have to wait until this traffic light goes green” “Oh it will might take all day” as Strawberry Robinson said. They all sighed.

Molly skateboards the sidewalk. Her back towards the road because the four men driving on it. She make big jumps over the cars passing. As she gets far closer to the Robinson Van, the traffic light goes green.

“Oh finally we get a green light” Mr. Robinson said.

The van drives out again at the same time as Molly skateboarding fast. “Come on Molly, you can do it.”

She said it as he makes another jump, and picking some speed until she reaches beside the van. “Almost there. Got It!” In the van, Alex turned his face at Molly, Now shocked, Alex touches Mr. Robinson.

“What?” Mr. Robinson answered as Alex pointed at Molly who smiles and waves at them. The four men in the same van were shocked. Molly, while skateboarding, sticking her bottom up, targeting at the van.

“I think she’s gonna fart” said Alex.

“Drive faster, Malcolm” said Jack “I’m sorry but I have to let him fart” said Malcolm. Jack, Alex, and Mr. Robinson were stunned as Molly rips out an EXTREME WIDE-ASS FART that cause the Robinson Van to burst down tires and some windows, even cause the van to crash softly, not hard. Molly hit the breaks on the skateboard. She begin to see what happens. There’s a news team behind the water fountain, where anchors started their news cast “Good Morning America its (release date) I'm Mathew Lock.”

“And I’m Julie Santos, We have top stories in just a moment, but first we have a breaking...” She stopped to see something coming. “Story to talk about...uh...RUN!”

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Everybody run for cover, but Julie runs toward the fountain when the slight-crashing van is in front of her. She swim into it as the van hit the fountain.

“Thanks a lot, Malcolm you let a little girl fart on our car..” said Alex “Van” Malcolm corrected him “Whatever. crashing down the street, nearing hitting a woman in the process. Great Job. You should read the driver’s license more often. It provides details on how to avoid a farting attack” “That's okay I’m gonna smack you in the face...” Malcolm said.

“Oh really” Alex interrupted him “Hey I'm wasn't done” “Oh yes you are.”

“Hey what is going you ruined our beautiful open in our news program everybody is watching it you look like these...freaking…idiots trying steel our show you near it my...” Mathew Lock is mad at them. He is going to say his co-star, but Julie is alright “I'm Okay!” she said.

She just okay” Jack said “Okay?” Matthew asked. “You're in big trouble” “Yes we are because...” Alex said. He and Malcolm are to trying to explain what happened but they got interrupted by each other.

“Some guy just farted at the van” Malcolm said “Oh just up you the one who makes stupid mistakes.”

“YOU!” Julie is all wet and angry is looking for revenge at Mr. Robinson, Malcolm, Jack, and Alex, who suddenly looked horrified. Then she gets into a fight with fight with them. Mathew looked at a different direction. Molly is walking toward him, still wearing in a blue-colored one-piece swimsuit, holding a skateboard on his hand.

“Hey who's that.” News Producer asked.

“I know you guys thinking.” Molly said. “Why am I wearing a swimsuit? Here's a thought, the four..” She stopped to find out Julie is still fighting the four man from the already-crashed van. “Wow. Those guys are getting their asses whupped by some woman.”

“Yep.” Mathew Lock said. “She swim into the fountain to protect herself when the van almost hit her” “Oh actually I made the van do that” Molly said.

“Really?”

“Yep by a huge fart” Molly showed Mathew her bottom. “From my butt” She was unware that she's on TV. “Well you made a good job. Because those men already steel some jewelry.”

“Excuse me. Is this yours” The news producer said as he holding a suitcase to Molly. She grabs and opens it. The suitcase is full of clothes, Molly’s clothes. She was happy.

“Yeah.” She answered. “Thanks man” “No problem” The news producer said.

Molly closes the suitcase and before she walk away, she said to Mathew her final words.

“Thanks Matthew for the interview” “Oh you're welcome.”

Julie is at the top of the water fountain and then she BODYSLAMED the same four men she's fighting.

“Wow you look at that bodyslam” Latt said.

“Get over it.” The news producer said. “We wasting time” Moments later, after capturing the men by a big fart, Molly, now dressed in a blue shirt over a red overall, squatting while still farting, is standing beside the bus stop sign is. Bethenny, Molly's friend, is joining her.

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“Doing Fart-Ups...again!” Bethenny said. He don’t like to smell farts like this. Every time when he’s here, Molly is doing Fart-Ups like her favorite routine.

“Yeah what did you think?” Molly asked.

“Can you really stop doing that?” Bethenny asked as she cover his nose with his hand Why?” Molly said. “This is part of a squat exercise.”

“No. Squat when you bent your knees and go up, not fart” “A lot of people doing that.”

“Nope. Where did you get that information.”

“Ah....Uhh....I don’t know.”

"Molly come on. I don't have a pin to hold my nose.”

“Why not?” Molly bent his knees and rip a BIG FART! Bethenny is disgusted by that. “Because I can't smell fresh air when there's a fart smell in the air” he said.

“Fart smell...what is that?”

“Yeah you know what fart smell how could you now know?....is something that comes from your butt idot.

“But Bethenny, that's a fart not a butt smell.”

“Yeah about that, butt smell is the same thing as a fart: “Okay Bethenny can you stop arguing about this.”

“Look I'm not a fart smeller, I'm a handsome, good-looking smart student.”

“Yeah. But you have been butt-kicked by girls.”

That's the big guy who's getting the behind-whupping have you lost you mind..bootyhole?”

“You know what Bethenny i have better things to do besides..” Molly points Bethenny to his behind. “talking about my freakin –booty-- You know what let me talk to my – booty-- because is better thing” He turn his attention to his butt “Hey Mr. Booty do you think Bethenny does good job.” He shaking his bottom like the bottom said “No? Okay do you think Bethenny should stop talking about you” bending his knees some more like the bottom nodded. “Thank you..Mr. Booty” “Okay this is getting redicules” Bethenny “You know Mr. Butt.” He put his face to Molly’s behind, “you will rue this day you rue...”

However it got interruped by a GIANT FART riped from Molly. Bethenny pull his face and covering his nose as a result of that.

“Ewww...You know what I'm gonna let your mom take you to the butt doctor you wanna that to happen bootyhole?”

“There is no butt doctor..stop calling me bootyhole its annoying me.”

“Well it's annoying to me too when you can't seem to stop farting.”

Molly looked at Bethenny in disbelif.

Okay you know what my problem is?

“Go ahead what is it?”

“You” “What!”

“Yeah that’s why. You keep buggin me ouyt. Now could please stop buggin me..bootyhole.”

“Okay now you calling me bootyhole” “You calling me butthole to me.”

“That's because you an idot, Molly.”

“I'm not an Idot. I'm trying to do my excerise in my time and you keep annoying me, now can i have peace and quiet in here?”

Bethenny, folding his arms, thinking about it while still looking at Molly. “Fine.” He said. “Go ahead. A bootyman's gotta do when a bootyman's gotta do”

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Finally, some peace and ... well actually not quiet. Molly bending his keens and ripping some GIANT LOUD FARTS! Bethenny sits down at the bench with his hand covering his nose. 10 MINUTES LATER Molly still ripping some farts as Bethenny, still sitting as before, got even more disgusted than ever “Something tells me this is not peace and quiet.” Bethenny said. “it's peace and fart. A peace and quiet is something that you have freedom from interruptions. A peace and fart is something that you have freedom...to fart” As he saying this, Molly looked very annoyed with him.

“Maybe I could sign the song for you and your continuous farts.” Bethenny begin to sing the song “Oh FART...FART...FART…FART…FART…FART….OHHH” “COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!!” Molly shouted at Bethenny as he’s getting igroance. Everything goes quiet again.

“Anywhay what time is it?” Molly said it in a normal voice “Uh..you have the watch you tell me” Bethenny said Molly pull his sleves to look at the watch. “It’s 7:50 Why?” He asked.

“We getting late” Bethenny answered.

“Do you want to get into school on time.”

“Yes I do” Bethenny is anxious to do that. “And it smells like poopy in here. We need get out of here” Molly grab his backpack from the bench Bethenny is sitting on, and then searching.

“Molly this is no time for lost and found.” Bethenny said “Shut up Bethenny” said Molly as he still searching.

“Wow this will take a loong..” said Bethenny “Here it is!” Molly said that as holds a turbo-charged underwear brief perfectly for his bottom.

“What is that?” Bethenny asked “A turbo chared underwear.” Molly asked. “I always wear it to get there in time” “What does it have?”

“Do you know what a turbo charged means?”

“I don't know something that has a booster” “Uh..yeah.”

He finds another pair of it and gives it to Bethenny. Later, they were not wearing their jeans anymore but their underwear. A flame coming out of his butt when he farted. Molly smilies, while Bethenny looks unhappy.

“Could you please tell me why are we wearing underwear?” Bethenny said “To get to school in time” Molly answered.

“Oh that explains it.”

“Okay here's how it works, we fart up our behinds to blast off and then we get there to school on time.”

“That's great, but wait we have to fart?...ddo we have to press the button” “There is no button” “Well... do you have a turbo-charged backpack.”

“No...”

“Oh shoot. Way to go Molly. Because I don’t have a farting problem” “Well grab my hand” “What?..No” “Do you want to get there on time?: “Yes, but.”

“Grab my hand” Bethenny did what Molly told him to do.

“Okay on 3”

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“One. Two. Three. GO!” They said it together and Molly rip an EXTREME FART to blast off. We see firepowers coming from their butts, as the boys flying in the sky.

“Oh good this is fun! How do you get that?” Bethenny asked.

“My mom made it for me just in case we late.” Molly answered.

As they almost close to school, the firepower begin to crease very slowly.

“Oh No no no no. Come more fart power” He farts up powerfuly to try to gain more speed to the booster. “Come on make us to get to school on time....closer” At last, they made it to Strawberry Way Middle School as they stop farting and landed on ground. Kids who came from school bus, or walked down to school, or elsewhere, seems to take notice.

“What the heck is it?” one kid said.

“I don't know it's something like a booster,” Kid #2 said.

“Seems to look like a butt blaster,” Kid #3 said.

As the seems to wonder, Molly and Bethenny run the school hallway As they run into Strawberry Way Middle School, another round of kids seem to notice, some of them laugh because of the underwear. Even Ms. Williams, whey they pased him, get to notice but not yet.

“Hey don't run this is Mlojclam Lojococo Middle School. Not Mlojclam Lojococo...Race and Track School,” Ms. Williams said.

Molly and Bethenny run to the girls’ bathroom, breathing heavily.

‘Okay...do you stuff your brief and your pants in your bookbag,” Molly said “Yeah,” Bethenny said.

“Yep,” Molly said.

They both take their original underwear pansies and pants from their bookbags, take their turbo-chaged boot cut jeans off and put back what were they originally wearing from before.

“You good?” Molly asked Bethenny.

“Yeah are you?” Bethenny asked Before Molly says anything, she rips out another HUGH FART! “Nope,” she said with a quick half-smile. “Now, come on.”

They exit out into the Baltimore-Washington Middle School and they suddenly start walking.

“Wow that was fun, can we do it again?” Bethenny asked.

“Not now Bethenny,” Molly said. “We're on school now. We have to get to class in time.”

“You're right,” Bethenny said.

“Plus I need to turn my homework right away,” Molly said.

“Got it,” Bethenny said.

In the locker area, the girls get into their lockers first. They open it as they use their combinations. They unpack things and carry books and suddenly when Molly bent her knees, she rip out another HUGH FART! Molly looks up in a worried mode like she farted by accident.

“Was that a fart or my pants rip out?” she asked.

Bethenny moves her face towards Molly's butt to smell it and then pull her face away from it, faning her nose.

“Whoa that's a fart, girl,” Bethenny said.

“Really?” Molly asked. She smell it but nothing comes out from him. “Well, I didn't.” As she stands up, Molly rips another EXTREME FART which sends students around her flying at once to the ground. “Okay try not to fart again Molly,” she said to herself.

Despite the smelly gas, the girls continued walking down the hallway “I'm predicting that if we in the classroom, and you interrupt the teacher by farting in front of her or him, you get a detention,” Bethenny said to Molly.

“And that's what you predicting?” Molly asked.

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“Look you doing fart-ups every morning, and you still farting every day. And please don't have me in this underwear trip again,” Bethenny said.

“Do you not want to get there on time?” Molly asked “Yeah. But not that kind of getting on time,” Bethenny said.

They are entering the classroom 75.

“Well good for you, you just wanna go on your time. Suppose you dind't walk to me this morning?”

As Molly about to sit down on her seat, she rips another HUGE FART, this time on a girl's face “Ewww girl,” the girl said as she fanning her nose. “Farting asshole!”

Looking over her right shoulder at a girl whoem she farted, Molly looked so mad at her, when she said that.

Molly turns forward. “Stupid girl,” Molly said to her “What?!” the girl then gets up and slap Molly in the face, then walked out.

“Ouch that gotta hurt,” Bethenny said.

“Yeah,” Molly said as she rubs her face gentily. “She can slap me whatever she wants to, you know.

“You're right,” Bethenny nodded. “Hey, when the teacher gets her, DON'T FART. “Got It,” Molly said. But appeantly, she wasn’t listen to what her best friend just told her; she was too busy thinking about the girl who she farted on that just slapped her and walked off.

“You din't hear a word I just said,” Bethenny said.

“Nope. Nothing. Nothing from my brain.” Molly smiled mockingly.

Bethenny sighs. “Okay. You just sit there, pay attention, just be quiet and...tell your gassy emitions from your butt to be quiet too.”

“Okay,” Molly nods. “But wait what are gassy emittions?”

Bethenny got irrated. “It's something that you farted with, you idiot,” she said.

“Oh,” Molly said. “Oh okay.”

“Good Morning Class,” Ms. Santos greeted everyone while folding her arms “Good morning Ms. Santos,” everyone greeted back to her.

“How's everyone doing?” Ms. Santos asked.

They all talk at once for a minute. Then after a moment of quiet, Molly rips another HUGE FART! And the fart starts to concern Ms. Santos, who actually didn’t know it’s Molly who farted “Who farted!” Ms. Santos shouted.

Everyone looked at each other. Bethenny was surprised to see this.

“I'm going to ask you again who in the world just farted?” Ms. Santos asked.

There was another moment of silence with no answer. Then, everyone plays the finger-pointing game.

“It was him!” Girl#1 points her finger at Boy #1 “Uh uhh that is not me,” Boy #1 shakes his head.

“Well, whatever should get his or her butt kicked,” Ms. Santos warned.

Molly got shocked, so is Bethenny.

“Now, where were we?” Ms. Santos asked herself.” “Oh yeah today's lesson is gonna be....,” she was all calm gain. But before she tells what lesson, she was interrupted again by another LOUD FART! “Today's lesson is going to be who the heck just farted...again!” she put her hands on her hips with a serious look on her face.

Once again, everyone looked at each other again and then…after another LOUD FART, some of them finally knew who the farter is: they were sitting around Molly and once they knew it was her they all get up and so is everyone else, except Bethenny, who is still sitting down in an awkward look.

“Was that you, Bethenny?” Ms. Santos asked.

“Nope not at all,” Bethenny quickly shakes her head, trying to avoid mistakenly being trouble.

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Ms. Santos then turns at Molly. “Was that you?” she asked her. “Why wont' you get your farting butt up here and teach the class the lesson you’re gonna figure it out what it is to teach them for the rest of the day.”

Molly looked at everyone so mad, then she gets up as Ms. Santos told him. She is now the center of attention, but instead of turning to look at the front of the class, she looked at the board. Then she stick her butt very high, threating the class to a fart attack. Bethenny watched nervously at her best friend. As well as everyone else.

“Better plug your nosess?” Bethenny suggested to everybody in the classroom.

“No I got a better idea...,” Ms. Santos shouted while still watching Molly’s incoming fart attack.

“EVERYBODY CLEAR!” Everyone exit out of the classroom as Molly prepares to fart. As everyone is out, Ms. Santos closes the door. And then Molly rips out an EXTREME FART! BLASTING THE SEATS AND THE DESKES CRASHING BEHIND THE WALL and BUSTING DOWN THE LOCKER DOORS OF THE HALLWAY sending all their materials flying from the locker area. Everyone who came out from Room 75 looked shocked. So is everyone who busted from their classroom to see what is going on. Back at classroom, Molly now turns back. She then went shocked to see the classroom destroyed. Her fart did destroyed it.

“Holy shoot,” she reacted Moments later, Molly was sent into the principal’s office. Ms. Ackley was not mad, but disappointed.

And Molly is siting a chair in front of Mr. Ackley and his desk.

“What the heck just happened young lady?” Ms. Ackley asked.

“Um…I farted way big that I kinda…ruined the classroom,” Molly said.

“Oh are you sure did,” Ms. Ackley nodded. “Why did you farted? Why in the world did you farted in the classroom?”

“Because...,” Molly went nervous to answer at the principal.

Meanwhile, her best friend Bethenny and even their teacher Ms. Santos were pressing their ear to the door, listening.

“I have a gas problem,” Molly told Ms. Ackley.

“A gas problem?” Ms. Ackley said.

“Yeah,” Molly slowly nodded.

“What kind a gas problem do you have? Where else do you farted?”

Molly took a deep breath before explaining to the principal. “First of all…I drink some weird bizarre juice that I didn't know it has a lot of farting energy in here.

Back in the hallway at the same time.

“The what?” Ms. Santos asked in confusion.

“The weird bizarre juice,” Bethenny told her. “It gives you lots of gas. I’ll guess I won’t drink it again.”

Back at the Principal’s office.

“Well since you mention it that, don't drink again,” Ms. Ackley said. “And don't fart again. Okay.

“Yes mam,” Molly said with a nod. “I mean yes Ms. Ackley” “Now go.”

Molly gets up, exiting the office. She opens the door and closed the door while suddenly she’s surprised to see Bethenny and Ms. Santos “Why are you guys spying on us?” Molly asked “To hear what's going on with you,” Ms. Santos said. “On farting other people's business..you know farting my whole classroom...and destroyed the- you know what I'm outta here.” Ms. Santos turns around and walked out.

“Tell me,” Molly told Bethenny.

“Okay the reason why...is because that we wanna know you got detention or expelled or not,” Bethenny said.

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“Well thank you for that and the principal didn't give me anything,” Molly said. “She just tell me I won't fart again.”

“But even you just said that, don't you think you gonna ignore her and continue farting instead to make things worse?” Bethenny asked.

“Like what?” Molly asked.

“Like you said you never gonna fart in the girls' bathroom but then when you there you farted,” Bethenny said.

“That was an accident,” Molly said.

“Oh sure it was an acident or not,” Bethenny said.

“Bethenny, could you please focus up here for a moment,” Molly said. “We have P.E. clases next so I promise you I won't fart in here.”

Another moments later, Molly and Bethenny entered the gym with their gym clothes on as the class started doing warm-ups. But Molly, while stretching, rips a round of HUGE FARTS. Everyone else, who is also in P.E. uniforms and also stretching, including Bethenny, are irritated, annoyed, hot and bothered

by Molly's farts. So is Ms. Williams, who is also a P.E. teacher.

“Okay let's doing squats,” Ms. Williams said. “Everyone is now doing some squats, so is Molly, who still farting.”

Molly glances at her.

“Hey Ass-girl, stop farting asshole,” Ms. Williams said.

That made Molly furious when Ms. Williams calls him that. And as Molly's face turns red, he stick his butt up high and rip another EXTREME FART! sending the students, and Ms. Williams, flying, crashing the walls of the gym.

“You call me Asshole if you want!” Molly shouted. “And then I'll pass some gas on you!”

Another moments later back at the hallway, Molly and Molly, now back in their original clothes, are walking to the principal's office. Or Ms. Ackley’s office.

“Somehow your gas have just have to blow,” Bethenny said to Molly. “See what I mean.”

“Okay Bethenny,” Molly said annoyingly while she takes off his pants, to revell his bare bottom. “My gas had to blow out of my butt. Let's pretend that my butt is my second month. It blow you or a candle.”

Ms. Wil is walking with a light candle on her hand.

“Hey Ms. McDonald,” Molly said Ms. McDonald walked to Molly and Bethenny.

“How can I help you?” Ms. McDonald said.

“Can you move the candle toward my butt?” Molly asked.

“Um…Of course,” Ms. McDonald said while unaware that the student have asked an inappropriate question. But Ms. McDonald did as she told.

“Bethenny, stand back,” Molly said.

Bethenny did as Molly told him to do so.

Then Molly started conunting to three. “One. Two. Three.” And SHE FARTED, with her underwearclothed butt, setting fire to another woman's butt; this time it’s the woman in the brown suit. She was unaware that this would happen and that farting fire is seriously dangerous.

“Ouch my butt is on fire!” The woman in the brown suit shouted. “My butt's on fire! My butt is on..fire!

Molly stoped farting and pull her pants up. Ms. Ackley open the door.

“What is going on?” Ms. Ackley asked “My butt is on FIRE!” the woman in the brown suit shouted at her.

“Well someone get the fire exteringer?!” Ms. Ackley shouted.

Ms. Blakes has a big bucket of water. “I have one,” she said before splash it toward the woman's burned butt.

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“Thank you,” the woman in the brown suit said to Ms. Blakes. But then she SUPER PUNCHES Ms. Blakes in the face, making her unconscious. The woman turned to walk away but Molly stoped her.

“Ms. Blakes, I'm so sorry, It's my fault,” she told her. “You see I told her to move the candle toward my butt to see an example that my butt can blow a candle.” She referencing “Her” to Ms. McDonald whom she was pointing at.

“Guess you didn't know your butt produces fire by passing fiery gas,” Bethenny said to Molly.

Shut the heck up Bethenny, don't you see I'm talking to someone,” Molly said. She then turns back at the woman in the brown suit. “Bethenny’s right.”

“Yep I got it right,” Bethenny said while interrupting her best friend’s conversation.

“Would you ignore that boy over there?” Molly asked the woman. “I'm gotta tell that..I'm really...really sorry for what I did.”

“Apology accepted,” the woman in the brown suit said.

“Hey she has a gas problem, you know!” Ms. Ackley shouted.

POW! The woman in the brown suit SUPER PUNCHES Ms. Ackley in the face, making her falling down to the ground.

“No no no she's right,” Molly said as she got panicked at what she just saw. “I have a gas problem. You see I drink some weird bizarre juice. I didn't know that one gives me unlimited energy of farting. And don't drink it...because it gives you the same thing I have right now.”

“Well thank you for mention that,” the woman in the brown suit said. “I will not drink the juice.”

The woman walk forward. But before she walk so more he turned back to see Molly one more time.

“What is your name?” she asked.

“Molly, what's yours?”

“Ms. Blanks,” The woman in the brown suit said.

They shake hands as they meet.

“Nice to meet you, Ms. Blanks,” Molly said.

“Nice to meet you too, Molly.” Then they let go off their hands. “Well time to go. See you later.”

“Later Ms. Blanks,” Molly waved her hand.

And just Ms. Blanks about to walk off, Ms. Ackley is about to get up.

“You,” Ms. Ackley points to Molly. “I'm going to tell you something. When I'm going to get up you're going to be so sorry. And then when you're-” She tries to get up, but struggled. “Wow. I can't get up!”

But then she tries to get up for the second time; but she still struggled. “See what you did I can't get up!”

“Give me you hand,” Molly said as she grab Ms. Ackley's hand to help her pick herself up and get off of the ground. Now she's standing in front of Molly and Bethenny and even though Molly did apologized to Ms. Blanks, Ms. Ackley is not pleased with Molly and had enough of it.

“Please...don't. Ever. Fart again!” Ms. Ackley told Molly.

“I heard you,” Molly said.

Ms. Ackley walks away while Molly’s best friend Bethenny approaches her.

“Molly how many powerful gas do you have?” Bethenny asked.

“Do you hear what I'm talking to that woman?” Molly asked “Unlimited. That's right unlimited.”

“You have unlimited powerful gas?” Bethenny asked. “That's what the box of juice said. The box of that weird bizzare juice.”

“Molly, you gonna have a lot of trouble when you fart,” Bethenny said.

“Oh don't worry about Bethenny-” “Don't worry about it? I worried a lot because of your smelly butt. Your butt worries me lot. You farted and burped during lunch, you go on stage, and scared everyone out of the cafeteria.”

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-----FLASHBACK-----And yes she did. They remembered the incident back one month ago in the school cafertia where everybody is siting down in the tables eating lunch that day and Ms. Blakes is the center of attention.

“Okay everybody and welcome to The Ms. Blakes Show,” Ms. Blakes introduces to the students. “Today we got to see some talent and…”

As he contiunes to talk, Bethenny and Molly starts talking over him.

“I hate Ms. Blakes,” Molly said. “She is the borinest teacher ever.”

“I know,” Bethenny said. She sang stupid songs in class.

“Like what?” Molly asked.

“I don't know,” Bethenny said.

“Well whatever it is, I'm glad that she is not our teacher,” Molly said.

“Me too,” Bethenny said.

Molly then opens the juice and she drinks Her drinking caused Bethenny to look at her is now concerned about her best friend.

Molly is still drinking.

Bethenny’s eyes widening as she knew what happens next after Molly finishes drinking.

Molly finished the drink.

“Oh no,” Bethenny said quietly. And then…

“BUURRRP! FAARRRRT!” Molly let out a LOUD BURP! and stick her bottom up and rip a HUGE FART “Wow we got some burping and farting talent in here,” Ms. Blakes said.

Molly and Bethenny were surprised.

“Come on show us some farting talent,” Ms. Blakes said.

Molly looked at Bethenny.

“Go ahead Molly,” Bethenny said. “Fart up some butt on stage.

Molly walked away and walked to Ms. Blakes “Is there anything you got to show us?” Ms. Blakes asked.

Molly didn't say anything. However Molly did a BURP on a microphone so loud, everyone (except for Bethenny) gets disgusted.

“Wow that's a good one,” Ms. Blakes said. “Can you make some more?

Again a moment of silence. Then Molly turns back, stick his bottom toward the microphone, and rip an ECHO FART! so loud that everyone cover their ears.

“Whoa that's a big one.” Ms. Blakes said. “Can you make some more?”

Molly rip another ECHO FART! this time really big, as eveyone tried to exit the cafertia, except Bethenny.

“Where did everyone go?” Ms. Blakes asked.

And yep that was the incident Molly and Bethenny remembered ----FLASHBACK----Back to present time in the hallway “It's because I did not know that's the juice it was,” Molly said.

Bethenny sighed. “What i'm going to do with you?”

“I don't know suck my butt with a vacuam cleaner?” Molly asked “Molly!” Bethenny said in annoyance.

“I'm sorry about it Bethenny,” Molly said. “I have an unstoppable farting problem that can't stop.”

Molly and Bethenny then exit the school.

“I mean sure it helped me to get to school faster on time,” Molly said.

“With a turbo-charged baggy pants,” Bethenny said.

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“Right,” Molly said. “But I can't seem to stop it now. What im gonna do Bethenny? Any ideas on how to get me stop farting.”

They stopped walking, as Bethenny looked at Molly. Then Bethenny take off her purse and begins searching for it. Molly is wondering why Bethenny is searching for something.

“Got right here,” Bethenny said as she finds a wrapped paper over something like a very small ball.

“A piece of candy?” Molly asked with her eyebrows slightly raised “Not just a piece of candy Molly,” Bethenny said. “Open it up.”

Molly grabed the candy from Bethenny's hand, opens it the candy up and eat it. Then suddenly we hear a loud wired sound coming from his belly, that suddenly concered everyone from the school. Bethenny's eyes got wideden. Molly sticks her butt up, shocking everyone.

“Holy shoot,” Molly said. Then she pointed to Bethenny and said… “Bethenny?”

“Yeah,” Bethenny said it nervously while she looked around.

Everyone looked at each other. They knew it's going to happen.

Molly then put up her index finger in the air towards her best friend.

“Pull my finger,” she told Bethenny.

“EVERYBODY CLEAR!!” One kid shouted.

Everybody run for their lives as Bethenny is about to pull Molly's finger. Then..

In the hallway, A woman named Ms. Louis tries to run as fast she can.

In the conference room, Ms. Ackley, Ms. Santos, Ms. McDonald, Mr. Blanks, and a few people were siting around a round table, talking.

“We have good reports for the quarter as everyone...,” The boss is talking to everyone.

Ms. Louis open the door interrupting the meeting.

“GET OUT OF HERE!” Ms. Louis shouted. “MOLLY'S GONNA FART HUGLEY...EXTREME! Everyone is geting the behinds out of here real fast, talking at once.

Everyone is running as quickly as they can while exiting the room and into the hallway, eventually exiting the school building with the rest of the students.

In the Baltimore-Washington Channel studios, Matthew Lock and Julie Mac are already sitting down at the news desk and already anchoring the news.

“Good Afternoon It's (release date) I'm Matthew Lock.”

“And I'm Julie Mac, here's the top story we covering for you today” But suddenly, the news producer runs into the studio, interrupting the day.

“Breaking News!” the news producer shouted. “We gonna have a fart attack targeted by a ten-year-old girl!”

“Oh this is breaking news,” Julie Mac shocked as she immediately turned back at the camera as she tells the audience. “We gonna have a fart attack...”

“Oh shut up we don't have time to warn them let's get out of here,” the news producer said.

LATT JURER “Then how we gonna warned when we outside we can't do news out there?” Mathew Lock said.

“What? Are we gonna smell like shoot?” The news producer asked.

And instead of having an emergency plan, the news producer and the anchors are all argueing at once.

At the same time at the Mall Tower not afar away from school, a lot of people is shopping at the when they suddenly hear a fire alarm.

“Hello, this is the mall security speaking,” a voice went over the Mall PA. “We all let you know that this is an emergency, not a drill. However, there is no fire, or bomb, it's just that..we gonna have a fart attack...”

As soon as he said that, CASOS, everybody tries to exit the building, run for their lives, or run for cover.

“Now everyone don't panic,” the mall security tries to assure the shoppers. “Because the mall is...”

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But then the voice went off, as people still doing what they doing before. People from escalators is trying to get in or get out. As some people getting into an elevator, the mall police notice them.

“Hey you can't go to that stupid elevator,” the Mall Police tried to warn them. “There is an-“ But it’s too late. They went into the elevator and the doors closed quickly.

All at once as this is happening, people trying to escape from the mall as being told there is a fart attack.

Meanwhile, the anchors and the producer are still arguing at the news studio before realizing that there’s no time to argue and all of the staff ran quickly outta here. And back at middle school, the people from the conference room have already exit out of the building. All trying to escape the incoming fart attack.

And just as the coast is clear, Bethenny pull Molly's finger. And after that Molly let out a SUPER EXTREME FART! destroying the school, the building around it, the trees, power lines, some houses, everywhere around it. The fart gets closer to the Mall Tower. However it almost hit it, as the fart stop spreading. Most of the town got destroyed. Molly and Bethenny look at each other, then at the destroyed town.

“Oops,” Molly said as she feels shame for this

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