Miranda and Kathleen vs. the Evil Doctors and Ninjas

“Miranda and Kathleen vs. the Evil Doctors and Ninjas” The Short Story

Created on July 17, 2010

by Malcolm Franokuski © 2010 Malcolm Franokuski

© 2010 Malcolm Franokuski

Suddenly a huge blast of energy hits the Dr. Morphs from the side. He goes flying a huge distance across the room, lands on the floor and slides some more.

Reverse angle reveals: Miranda M. Alley walking in front of the blast Miranda M. Alley Well hello there super-bisciket, how's your day?

Dr. Mrophs (getting up) I'm...having....a bad.....day Miranda M. Alley Well I'm very happy for you to say that.

She lifts her hands and BLASTS Dr. Morphs with energy. Dr. Morphs goes flying, hitting the wall with a whopping WHAM! He struggles to get up Miranda M. Alley Why did you kidnapped my friend? Why did you kidnapped Nathan?

Dr. Mrophs because (struggling to get up) i....want...to....use...him...

He put his hands on the copier machine, breathing heavy.

Miranda M. Alley Where...is...he? Where is Nathan?

But instead of an answer, Dr. Morphs rips a WIND FART on Miranda, who stands VERY STRONG instead of flying and WITHSTANDS wind farts.

Miranda M. Alley And that..I'm still here.

POW! Miranda kick Dr. morphis in the butt hard, pushing the copier machine forward and then hit a wall making Dr. Morphis fall down to the ground.

Miranda M. Alley (walking toward him) Let me answer this question again where is she?

Dr. Morphs Okay do you really want to know where your stupid male friend?

Miranda M. Alley Hey don't call him stupid...and yes, I really want to know where he really is.

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Dr. Morphs (getting up) alright.

He opens the door behind the machine Dr. Morphs There he is…Bye But he pushes Miranda in and closes the door and walks away.

Dr. Morphs (V.O.) Yes, baby.

Miranda M. Alley Oh you yes baby alright.

Miranda gets up, sticking her butt up in the air, and rips a GIANT DISTRUCTIVE FART, that destroys the door, the copier machine, everything in it's path, including blasting Dr. Morphs again sending him high in the air. The fart also destroys a door to a room where Nathan is.

Nathan Miranda...Is that you...I small a fart so I think that's you However, Dr. Morphs crawls to the floor up to a destroyed. He gets up and stands in.

Dr. Morphs Nope. Miranda is notPOW! Dr. Morphs falls down to the floor again, revealing that it's Kathleen.

Kathleen Too Bad you can't get your ass up Nathan Um Miranda…Kathleen....I need you guys’ help over here.

Kathleen moves toward him and she undid the rope Dr. Morphs tied to him. Kathleen roll up the rope Nathan Oh thanks Miranda (hugging Miranda) You’re my hero.

Kathleen Thanks Nathan.

Miranda then walks out of the destroyed machine and walked towards Kathleen and Nathan. She put her hands on her hips.

Miranda So we rescued Nathan and kick Dr. Morphs’ ass. Mission Accomplished!

Kathleen Good! Now let's Get out of here.

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Kathlen You bet They begin escaping through the open door. But before they do that, they run toward the wounded Dr. Morphs.

Miranda There's one more thing left to do.

Miranda aim her butt at Dr. Morphs' face and rips a FART. She pulls Dr. Morphs of the floor and handcuffs him Miranda Dr. Morphs, You're under arrest EXT. OUTSIDE Miranda opens the back of the van door and throws Dr. Morphs in and close the door.

Miranda Jackpot. Let's go.

They escaped through the destroyed room. But before they escaped anyway else they stop in paused to see the evil Dr. Kevin in front of them.

Dr. Kevin Think you escaped from me Miranda Listen to us, Butthead Get us out of here Dr. Kevin Oh really, Listen to me......No...I Wont. You see....you killed Dr. Morphis....my brother...so as result you trapped...fooooorrrrrr...ever Miranda (whispering to Kathleen) Kathleen take Nathan downstairs, I'll kick his butt.

And she did, but before D. Kevin uses his powers to trap her, Miranda grab Dr. Kevin hand and swings him to the ground.

Miranda Run you guys and so Kathleen and Nathan did again.

Miranda (turning to Dr. Kevin) Thinking you gonna trap him...Think again Dr. Kevin (getting up) Okay nice job butthead. You wanna fight with me,

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Miranda Oh yeah (showing her fist) I fight Dr. Kevin is about kick Miranda in the chest, but Miranda grab his foot and swings him to the ground again. Dr. Kevin is getting up, but (POW!) Miranda kick him in the butt. Dr. Kevin is almost at the fence.

He turned to look at Miranda. He then uses his powers to blast Miranda, but he misses, because of her flying capabilities. Dr. Kevin tried to blast her several times, all of them he misses. She goes down at the level Z where we see Dr. Kevin far away from Miranda's view Miranda Miss me. I know what you try to do, kick my ass. But I was wrong...and trust me...you weak.

She then uses her powers to BLAST Dr. Kevin. WHAM! sending him crashing through the walls, landing on the floor She flies towards him.

Dr. Kevin You think you stronger than me. Well prove it He's about to punch Miranda but she blocks it. Then the two begin fighting using their martial arts moves, with Miranda blocking Dr. Kevin's. POW! She punch him right in the face and, POW!, kick his butt sending Dr. Kevin on the floor. She hold him up in the air and throws him, crashing another wall. She walks towards him and grab his hair.

Sence 2 - Kathlen's fight As Miranda told them before, Kathleen and Nathan ran downstairs. But they suddenly stopped to see three ninjas ready to fight.

Kathleen Nathan stay behind me, I got this all under control Nathan Got it Kathleen (to the ninjas) Oh we got company. Guess what your company is company.

She punch one ninja out and punch him in the face. She also punch another ninja's face, kick him in the knee, and step hin in the foot. And she headbutt the third ninja in the chest faling in the stairs. She begin to run again. However we got company...again.

Kathleen Oh goody it's another round of ninja butt-kicking for me.

She kicks the ninja serval times. She jumps up high and kick two ninjars with her two powerfull foot, knocking them out. Thinking that's over, more ninjas coming upstaris Kathleen Oh great this will take time.

And she kicked every ninja butt for a few minutes...before all the ninjas dead. There's one more...coming

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from upstairs. POW! Kathleen uses elbow to knock him out.

Kathleen Wow this ninja butt-kicking business is finally complete. Now c’mon Nathan let’s go.

They run off again.

Nathan Kathleen you are awesome.

Kathleen Thanks Nathan And so is Miranda.

CLOSE-UP ON: Kathleen and Nathan who suddenly stopped again CLOSE-UP ON: Another ninja folding his arms.

CLOSE-UP ON: Kathleen putting her hands on her hips while glancing at the ninja.

Kathlen (to the ninja) You wanna piece of me, go ahead...kiss my freakin' butt POW! She then kick the ninja in the face.

BLACKOUT Back to the Miranda vs. Dr. Kevin fight We see Dr. Kevin's face in the water. We then see Miranda pull his face out of the water.

Miranda How strong do I feel?

Dr. Kevin You’re not strong Miranda.

Miranda That what you think...IDIOT! She pulls Dr. Kevin out of her sight. Dr. Kevin goes flying from a distance hitting a cylinder wall with a WHAM! Though hurt several times, Dr. Kevin gets up as normal.

Miranda Oh you still here...you a freak.

She BLAST him again with magical energy crashing the cylinder wall with a WHAM! Dr. Kevin slides to the end of the floor. Miranda starts to walk towards him. She put her one feet on Dr. Kevin's stomach, while putting her hands on her hips, and turn her face at him.

Miranda Where...is...the freakin...statue?

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Dr. Kevin can't take it anymore Dr. Kevin It's in the control room.

Miranda And where...is Mr. Lojococo?...and why could you just it then?

Dr. Kevin I don't know Miranda You don't know hey guess what you get a butt kicked form Me. She turns to aim her butt at Dr. Kevin's face and did a HUGE FART, effectively killing him. He pulls him up and handcuffs him.

Miranda That what you get for not knowing your freaking boss is!

She slid through the pathway, still running. She powerfully kick the door and gets into the control, where the evil...well not really evil Mr. Lojococo...is eating a cheseburger.

Miranda Hey what do you think it is fast freaking resturant.

Mr. Lojococo Oh great.

Miranda Sounds like you doomed (folding his arms) you not really evil arn't you.

Mr. Lojococo Uh....yes I'm am But instead of a evil laugh, Mr. Lojococo laughs normal.

Miranda That's not an evil laugh an evil laugh is something like WHAAAA! not (laughs normal, then stop) Nope that's not evil laugh.

Mr. Lojococo But that evil laugh scares me.

Miranda So why you want to be evil?

Mr. Lojococo So I can steal some...some...some stuff...and some money Miranda I see there's tv screens that look like security cameras.

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Mr. Lojococo So i can guide people where to steal.

Miranda Well, tell your TV screens goodbye because they'll be broken..BY ME! She stretch her hands to destroy them.

Miranda There your screens are destroyed.

Mr. Lojococo I'm doomed.

After he said, he runs away Miranda That's right run away. Run away like an idiot. You should run away like an you know what I'm gonna chase you.

And the Chase begins. However Miranda flies and kicks Mr. Lojococo in the back, ending the chase very early. She then pulls him off the floor Miranda Mr. Lojococo (handcuff him) You're under arrest She opens the van thorw him in and cloes the door.

Mr. Lojococo Well Hello there

She runs through the pathway to find Kathlern and Nathan running toward her Nathan Do you caught them in the van Miranda Yep Nathan Well, you guys rescued me and kicked so many butts out there, I thing you guys did a pretty good job. I think you guys finally won.

Miranda No. I think we finally won.

They high at each other.

Kathleen There one more thing left to do.

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