Jennifer vs. Mr. Blueberry and The Thieves

“Jennifer vs. Mr. Bluberry and The Thives” The Revised and Unfinished Version Created on February 2, 2010

by Malcolm Franokuski © 2010 Malcolm Franokuski

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EXT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - NIGHT Right now it is midnight. It is the time when the mall was already closed. There is still light stands around the parking lot, which is still empty. However, the weirdest thing happening right now is that, cars begin to enter the mall.

THEIF #1: We are here...at the mall...the stupidest mall ever.

MR. BLUEBERRY: Now please don't upset me, please park naturally.

THEIF #2: And what do you mean park naturally.

MR. BLUEBERRY: I don't know.

THEIF #3:You don't know?

MR. BLUEBERRY: Just park naturally.

THEIF #1: But what does it mean.

MR. BLUEBERRY: I don't know.

The thieves look at each other in disbelief.

MR. BLUEBERRY: Ok, park naturally means that something you race around it until you won the parking.

They look at each other again, but nonetheless, the cars suddenly stopped. Then the cars begin driving faster, going in different directions, unknowing where to go. Then the cars, still driving around the mall, sudden turn into street racing. After that, still driving faster, they all going out of control. All this, Mr. Blueberry was wondering.

MR. BLUEBERRY: What in the world are you doing?

THEIF #3: You said race around.

MR. BLUEBERRY: But that's not.

THEIF #3 (interrupt): Good bye And he turn it off the phone system on the car. Meanwhile a bicycle was approaching at us. The camera then pan left as, behind the bike is a 10-year-old African-American girl, named Jennifer, who wears a fully-clothed blue pajamas. She has a walke-talkie on her pocket. Talking on it is Marissa, Jennifer's best friend who has curly hair and also wears PJS. She also has a walke-talkie.

MARISSA (V.O): Jennifer are you there yet?

JENNIFER: Yep. INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Good, what do you see?

EXT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: Cars...running around....racing.

INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: NASCAR Racing here at midnight.

EXT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: No, Acker, even there is a race, this is not NASCAR-ish.

Back to car racing, right now they drifting. A call is ringing on one of the cars. Someone answered it.

THEIF #4: Hello.

MR. BLUEBERRY: WOULD YOU GUYS STOP WASTING TIME?!

THEIF #2: We not wasting time. We having fun.

MR. BLUEBERRY: Hello, THERE'S NO TIME FOR FUN. THEIF #3: Yes it is.

JENNIFER (on Walke-talkie): Marissa, you said those thieves trying to steal some stuff at the mall.

MARISSA (V.O.): I know.

JENNIFER: Well, then why they are racing? Why did you dragged me into this business?

We then hear a GIANTATIC FART sound and it’s Jennifer who farted.

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JENNIFER (Continuing): And why do I have to pass gas during this mission?

MR. BLUEBERRY: Okay since you guys wasting our time and money even though we don't have any yet because you wasting time, how about let's play some musical chairs.

ALL THEIFS: Okay.

MR. BLUEBERRY: Here's a cool song for you. let me play it for you guys.

Actually Mr. Blueberry is about to sing the BLA song. He now singing for a minute. The thieves, still driving their cars, were like is Mr. Blueberry crazy? When he stopped singing unexpectedly, the cars suddenly stopped again.

JENNIFER (on walke-talkie): Okay the cars are stopped.

But then the cars race around again...this time for a finding a parking spot, even though the parking lot is empty.

JENNIFER (continuing): Oh wait, they racing ag-...okay they finding a parking spot.

The cars continued to find a spot for a 30 seconds, until they all find it.

JENNIFER (continuing): Okay they stopped...for right now.

MR. BLUEBERRY: Good lord, how long for you guys to park naturally.

THEIF #5: You want us to park naturally okay.

MR. BLUEBERRY: No no no, that's not what I meant.

But too late, they racing around again for the third time.

JENNIFER (On walke-talkie): Oh maybe not INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Jennifer, you waiting for the guys to come in, just get inside the mall!

EXT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: (Sighs) Alright, I’m is going in.

We then see her standing up before we hear another GIGANTATIC FART sound. She then turns to look at her butt, but instead of seeing that, we only see her in front and her face slightly turned away from us.

JENNIFER: Does eating cheeseburgers at dinner make me fart? Does my farting butt really necessary?

MARISSA (V.O.): Stopped asking stupid questions and let's go.

JENNIFER: Alright.

Jennifer turns her face back up front to look at us. She grab her bookbag and started running towards the lot. Right the lot is empty, so the coast is clear. She then runs towards the mall entrance. She stopped at it, and take out a key from her bookbag. She then unlock the door. She gets inside and lock the door.

MARISSA (V.O.): Do you have the key?

JENNIFER: Yep MARISSA (V.O.) Do you get inside?

JENNIFER: Check.

MARISSA (V.O.): Do you locked the door?

JENNIFER: Yes. INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Do you have your gadgets with you.

JENNIFER (V.O.): Yep, they're in my bookbag MARISSA: Do you have whip cream?

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: Whip cream?

She dig into his bag find it. She looks obvious.

INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: It make the thieves slip and slide of things.

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INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: Marissa, whip cream is for food INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: I know, it can also be a gadget too.

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: But whip cream is for food, too.

INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: But it also be a gadget too.

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: Food INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Gadget!

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: Food!

INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Gadget!

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: Alright, it can be use as a gadget, but it can always be for food.

INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Thank you Now do you have the map generator I just gave you?

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING Jennifer put back the whip cream into her bag found the map generator, it looks like a GPS map but when she turns it on, the screen doesn't. On the screen, the location is where she and the thieves at, far apart from each other. The dots going around it are the cars.

JENNIFER: Yep. INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Good. Now remember, look closely at the screen, you see the dots, right.

JENNIFER (V.O.): Yeah MARISSA: Now when you hear a fire alarm sound from that screen...

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING

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JENNIFER: Wait, a fire alarm, on the map? Why? INT. MARISSA 'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Cut it out. I put it there for a reason.

EXT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING Meanwhile, the cars, are going out of control again. They are around the Macy's store lot. We hear some music and singing.

MR. BLUEBERRY: Guys, listen to me, we don't have all day. And all night.

THEIF #3: We know MR. BLUEBERRY: Then why is racing around, having fun, wasting time and money even though we don't have any yet is important than we, ah, you know, supposed to park naturally and steeling some money.

THEIF #2: Because you said park naturally is to race around the building.

MR. BLUEBERRY (sighs): Alright. The real definition of park naturally is to find a space and park smoothly.

Once again, the cars suddenly stopped. Then they finding a parking space again for another 30 seconds.

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING A fire alarm sound appeared from the map generator as the dots slowly died down from running out of place.

JENNIFER: Hey INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG JENNIFER (V.O.): I think the men park into a new location.

MARISSA: Where?

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING Jennifer took out a pen, touch the screen by zooming in. There is text saying "Macy's" on corner left, with the dots parked right JENNIFER: They park into the Macy's store. They gonna brake into it right now.

INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Well then run now and kick some serious butt!

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING Jennifer turn the map generator off, put it back in her backpack, and carry it around her shoulder, and begin running.

EXT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING MR. BLUEBERRY: Do you have the walkie-talkies with you?

THEIF #4: What is a walkie-talkie?

MR. BLUEBERRY: You don't know what is a.....okay how about this.... do you have phone talks?

They grab it from their pockets that are actually walkie-talkies.

THEIF #1: Yeah MR. BLUEBERRY:: Those phone talks....ARE WALKIE-TALKIES. THEIF #2: How do you turn it on?

Mr. Blueberry looked down.

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INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING Jennifer is still running JENNIFER: So far, I'm been running real fast with my feet and my legs. So that, well, I don't know. Why do I have to stay up late for this?

While she is running, we hear another round of a GIANT FART on the way.

JENNIFER: Oh tell me about it later.

EXT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING MR. BLUEBERRY: You supposed to turn the wheel, that way the walkie-talkie is on THEIF #4: And then what?

Mr. Blueberry looked up.

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING While Jennifer is still running fast, we hear lots of GIANT FARTS from her.

JENNIFER: Wow I must be farting while walking in this mall.

EXT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING THEIF #3: Oh that works MR. BLUEBERRY: Can you hear me now?

THEIF #6: Nope MR. BLUEBERRY: That is the worst answer I've ever heard.

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING Jennifer is still running and still farting. Then she slid right, as we hear a BIG STRAIGHT GIGANTIC FART, until she stop all the way in front of the Macy's mall store. This store was closed, as well everything else. She touch her earphone.

JENNIFER: Okay I'm in front of the Macy's store, but the store is locked with a gate, how I'm going to get in?

INT. MARISSA 'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Fart.

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: Fart?

INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Fart.

INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: I must fart to destroy the gate?

INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: Yep. INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING

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JENNIFER: Okay then, I see I can do.

She then turn around, stick her butt way up and emits a POWERFUL BRUST OF FART, causing the gate to destroy. We see her doing so only from the right side of her. Afterwards, she looks up front.

MARISSA (V.O.): Good work, Jennifer.

JENNIFER: Why thank you, Marissa.

She then gets up and hold her nose, as she walked in.

JENNIFER: Wow this place sure have clothes in here.

INT. MARISSA'S HOUSE - CONTINUNG MARISSA: That's because it's a department store INT. THE MALCOLM LOWRIDE MALL - CONTINUING JENNIFER: Oh now you tell me.

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