Folio's Ultimate Summer Guide, Issue 1 by Folio Weekly

June 19, 2026

Northeast Florida’s Ultimate Summer Guide

FOLIO STAFF:

CONTENTS JOHN PHILLIPS President

ABIGAIL BODENHAM Writer

AMIA KING Writer

VANESSA NICOLLE Graphic Designer

TERESA SPENCER General Manager

HARRY STRAUSSMAN Writer

EMILY CANNON Writer

MICHAEL TEAL Photographer

KERRY SPECKMAN Copy Editor/ Writer

CARSON HAINES Writer

ANA GRACE ANDERSON Writer

HUNTER ANDERSON Contributor

AMBAR RAMIREZ Creative Director

ARIANA ALCANTARA Writer

CHANDLER THOMPSON Writer

CARMEN MACRI Social Media Manager / Lead Writer

Cover photo by Ryan Loughlin on Unsplash 2 Folio Weekly

LIST IN G S

FE ATU RES

Summer Horoscopes

Sirens of the First Coast: The

Carmen Macri

Mermaids of Northeast Florida

Teresa Spencer

TRIVIA NIGHTS

THEATRE & DANCE

ART MUSEUM & GALLERIES

SUMMER COMEDY & MAGIC SHOWS

CITY PARKS

STATE PARKS

CONCERT GUIDE

SUMMER FESTIVAL SEASON 2026

NIGHTLIFE

Teresa Spencer

Summer Bud Guide

Finding Community at Beaches

Ana Grace Anderson

at the Volstead Chandler Thompson

Cool Culture Is As Cool As It Sounds Ariana Alcantara

Northeast Florida Family Fun Summer List Chandler Thompson

Chasing the Endless Summer: Northeast Florida’s Ultimate Water Sports Playground Teresa Spencer

Summer Seafood Crawl

Teresa Spencer

Swing Dance Sundays

Sky High Summer

Green Market

Teresa Spencer

Fire up the Grill

Teresa Spencer

Friendship Builder or Killer: Game Show Battle Rooms Chandler Thompson

The Best Dive Bars In Northeast Florida

Ambar Ramirez

Chasing Silver Kings & Salty Stories Teresa Spencer

Beneath the Surface Northeast Florida’s Artificial Reefs: A Scuba Driver’s Paradise Teresa Spencer

Kona Skatepark’s 49th Anniversary Hunter Anderson

F ONION 52

Alligator Completes the 2026

Chandler Thompson

Breaking News: A St. Johns River Ironman

Eleven22 Buys Out Wacko’s

Ariana Alcantara

Stations

The Siren Song of Summer: Why Your Kids Will Always Outrun You to the Ice Cream Truck

Shad Khan Buys Closing Gas Michael Teal

Emily Cannon

Beaches Town Center Introduces

Parking Spots

Disney Reaches Settlement to Say ‘Gay’ In Exchange for 11-foot Ron Desantis Statue Outside Cinderella’s Castle Carmen Macri

Hunger Games-Style Combat For Ana Grace Anderson

Vengeful Deer Floods Cul-De-Sac

Announces New “Frequent

A Florida Family Survival

Indictment Rewards Program”

Guide

Teresa Spencer

Jacksonville City Council

Hurricane Prepardedness:

Thousands of Teens Take Over Town Center Brandy Melville Ariana Alcantara

Shrimp Shack Eliminates Staff Entirely; Relies on AI and SelfService Ambar Ramirez

Ozni Foxglove

*all articles in this section are a work of satire and is not based on actual events or facts. 3

Letter From Our

General Manager There are few places in America where summer feels quite like it does in Northeast Florida.

Of course, no summer guide could ever capture every great experience our region has to offer. Part of the magic is discovering your own favorite spot—a beachside restaurant you’ve From the moment the school bells ring for never tried, a local band you’ve never heard the last time until Labor Day weekend fades of, a hidden fishing hole, or a small-town festiinto memory, our corner of the Sunshine State val that becomes an annual tradition. transforms into one giant playground. The beaches come alive with sunbathers and surf- Since 1987, Folio Weekly has celebrated the ers. Boats fill the waterways. Live music drifts culture, people, and places that make Norththrough ocean breezes. Families pack cool- east Florida unique. We remain proud to be ers, anglers chase the next big catch, and ev- your independent voice, your community conery weekend seems to bring another festival, nection, and your guide to everything worth exploring across the First Coast. concert, or unforgettable adventure. At Folio Weekly, summer has always been one of our favorite seasons. It’s the time of year when Northeast Florida truly shows off everything that makes it special. Whether you’re a lifelong local, a recent transplant, or just visiting for a few days, there is no shortage of ways to make memories under the Florida sun.

So grab your sunglasses, apply a little sunscreen, gather your friends and family, and get ready to make this your best summer yet. We’ll see you out there. Happy Summer,

That’s exactly why we created this Special Summer Fun Guide. Inside these pages, you’ll discover some of the region’s best seafood recommendations, entertainment opportunities, nightlife, outdoor adventures, family activities, festivals, sporting events, waterfront destinations, hidden gems, and much more. We’ve explored the beaches, rivers, parks, restaurants, music venues, and communities that make summer in Northeast Florida unlike anywhere else. 4 Folio Weekly

Teresa Spencer, General Manager

Aries Summer is finally here, Aries. All that spring cleaning led up to this. It’s time to finally kick your feet up and relax with a nice cocktail (or mocktail, whatever floats your boat). With Jupiter entering Leo on June 30, your 5th House of romance lights up like the fireworks on the Fourth of July. New sparks and old flames will be rushing to the surface. Get ready for a Grease Summer… cause, ya know, Summer lovin’ having a blast!

Your Sum

Horosc

Taurus Chiron dips into your 1st House of self-image on June 19, reminding you that your worth isn’t tied to your productivity, so please go touch some grass. When Jupiter shifts into your 4th House of home on June 30, your nest becomes the ultimate sanctuary, though July’s Mercury retrograde might bring some dynamic family laundry to the surface. Use the August 12 Solar Eclipse to rewrite the rules of your domestic life and finally plant that summer garden.

Gemini With Uranus and Mars throwing a chaotic house party in your 1st House around July 4, you are bursting with brilliant, albeit erratic, thoughts. Jupiter moves into your 3rd House of communication on June 30, meaning your words carry massive weight — ideal for writers, but dangerous for accidental group-chat drama. The Aug. 12 Solar Eclipse signals a massive breakthrough in how you share your ideas, so prepare to go viral for all the right reasons. 6 Folio Weekly

Cancer Mercury goes retrograde right in your first House from June 29 to July 23, so prepare to be a bit emotionally misunderstood; just let the tears fall into your iced coffee and move on. Luckily, Jupiter enters your second House of earned income on June 30, setting up a beautiful, year-long glow-up for your bank account. The Aug. 12 Solar Eclipse is your cosmic green light to ask for that raise or completely restructure how you value your unique talents.

Leo Welcome to your cosmic coronation because Jupiter enters your 1st House on June 30, bringing an absolute deluge of luck, charisma, and undeniable glow. However, July’s retrograde asks you to process some deep, behindthe-scenes emotional baggage before you take center stage. It all culminates on Aug. 12 with a Solar Eclipse in your sign — this is a total reset button for your identity, so drop the old mask and show us who you really are.

Virgo Summer is forcing you into a bit of a cocoon phase as Jupiter enters your 12th House of the subconscious on June 30, making rest of your new full-time job. July’s retrograde might bring back some ghosts of friendships past, so practice setting firm boundaries without the guilt. The Aug. 12 Solar Eclipse is a deeply spiritual reset, urging you to close a major chapter so you can heal from the inside out.

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Capricorn

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June is great, but things get a little messy in July while Mercury retrogrades through your seventh House of partnerships, so please, for the love of the cosmos, do not text your ex when the nostalgia hits. The Aug. 12 Solar Eclipse demands you finally cut ties with whatever lukewarm holding pattern you’ve been tolerating and choose actual empowerment instead.

Libra Jupiter entering Leo on June 30 makes you the undisputed MVP of social calendars and group dynamics. Just watch out for career miscommunications in July when Mercury retrogrades through your 10th House of professional public image — double-check those emails before hitting send. The Aug. 12 Solar Eclipse brings a sudden, exciting alignment with a new squad or collaborative dream.

Aquarius

Scorpio Your impulsive tendencies are getting the full spotlight this summer, Scorpio. Pair that with your intense need to pack up and leave, and you’ve got the perfect cocktail for summer travel. Maybe have your Mamma Mia moment — without the accidental pregnancy, but the full ABBA musical ensemble is welcome.

Sagittarius Your ruling planet, Jupiter, struts into your ninth House of expansion on June 30, giving you an insatiable itch to book a one-way ticket literally anywhere and completely ghost your mundane routine. Just keep an eye on your shared accounts around July 4 — maybe skip the impulse group trip splurge. The Aug. 12 Solar Eclipse brings a massive philosophical plot twist, basically forcing you to take a giant leap of faith into uncharted territory.

Your seventh House of committed partnerships gets a major glowup starting June 30 when Jupiter enters Leo, making this the official season of dynamic duos and serious relationship growth. Around July 4, a wild Mars-Uranus conjunction in your fifth House could spark sudden romantic plot twists or a manic burst of creative energy (dealer’s choice). It all builds to the Aug. 12 Solar Eclipse, which delivers a profound turning point for your closest bonds and kicks off a brand-new era of mutual respect.

Pisces

Jupiter arrives in your sixth House on June 30 to give your hectic lifestyle a much-needed audit, inspiring you to finally build a daily routine that doesn’t run on pure caffeine and frantic energy. July’s retrograde temporarily puts a damper on your creative flow, so treat it as a cosmic invitation to playfully rewrite old artistic drafts rather than forcing a masterpiece from scratch.

SUMMER BUD GUIDE Words by Teresa Spencer

Summer in Florida and cannabis culture go together like flip-flops and afternoon thunderstorms. Once the heat cranks up, dispensaries across the Sunshine State start pushing strains built for beach days, concerts, fishing trips, backyard hangs and surviving humidity thick enough to chew. Nobody wants a heavy “melt-into-the-couch and stare at the ceiling fan for six hours” strain when it’s 97 degrees outside and your car seat could fry bacon. So every summer, Florida dispensaries lean hard into bright, fruity, citrus-heavy sativas and balanced hybrids. Here’s this season’s playbook: Florida dispensaries tend to market tropical-terpene-heavy strains combined with citrus and fruit flavors leaning toward energetic daytime strains and “mood-booster” hybrids. Summer season also calls for functional weed instead of knockout weed. Vape carts and pre-rolls are used for convenience, and for those who prefer to digest it rather than smoke it, lighter edibles like gummies and drinks are available. The old-school skunky “garage weed” still exists, but summer menus now look more like a smoothie bar designed by a reggae band. Sativa-Dominant “Beach Weed” Popular Florida summer sativas include Blue Dream, Super Lemon Haze, Sour Diesel, Durban Z, Tropicana Cherry and Clementine. Recently, “Dessert Weed” has taken over Florida. This is the modern dispensary gold rush. Everything now sounds like Lemon Cherry Gelato, Apples & Bananas, Wedding Cake, Gas, Runtz, Banana Muffins and Ice Cream Cake. Basically, dispensary menus now read like a stoner accidentally wandered into a bakery. Florida dispensaries know full well that “Purple Nuclear Gorilla Death Fuel” moves product faster than “Northern Lights.” The classics still exist, but flashy genetics rule the shelves now. The Terpene Craze has modern Florida shoppers asking, “How strong is it?” meaning, “What’s the terp profile?” Dispensaries push terpene education hard because terpenes influence flavor and perceived effects. Summer Favorites: Limonene → citrus, uplifting • Pinene → alertness, outdoorsy vibe • Terpinolene → energetic, fruity • Caryophyllene → spicy, stress relief • Myrcene → relaxing (usually more evening strains) •

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That’s why summer menus are flooded with orange, lemon, mango, pineapple and cherry strains. Popular “functional” hybrids include: • Blue Dream • Runtz • Wedding Cake • Apples & Bananas • Lemon Cherry Gelato These strains are marketed as: “Relaxed but not wrecked.” That’s the sweet spot Florida dispensaries chase constantly. Vape Carts Dominate Summer and local dispensaries seem to be pushing live-resin carts, rosin carts, disposable vapes and, of course, fruity terpene blends—especially anything labeled Tropical, Citrus, Mango, Pineapple, Strawberry, Sunset or Island. Marketing departments basically turn into Jimmy Buffett album covers every June. Old-School Strains Still Survive. Despite all the flashy candy weed, Florida still keeps the legends alive: • Granddaddy Purple • OG Kush • AK-47 • Northern Lights • 9lb Hammer These still sell heavily for insomnia, pain relief, older patients and nighttime use. The classics are like classic rock: They may not trend on TikTok, but they still fill arenas. So as another Florida summer rolls in with blazing heat, beach traffic, concert crowds, and boat days stretching into midnight, dispensaries across the state continue evolving right alongside cannabis culture itself. What was once dominated by earthy, skunky flower has transformed into a market driven by exotic genetics, terpene science, dessert-inspired flavors, and strains designed less for total sedation and more for enhancing everyday experiences. Whether it’s a citrus-heavy sativa for a Jacksonville beach afternoon or a smooth hybrid for a backyard cookout, Florida’s summer cannabis scene reflects the same thing the state has always sold best — sunshine, escape, and the pursuit of feeling good. And in true Florida fashion, it’s all wrapped in neon packaging, tropical branding, and just enough THC to make a sunset somehow look even better. “Until next time… keep it lit.”

Words & photos by Chandler Thompson

Swing D

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AT THE VOLSTEAD

Dancing has been proven to improve a person’s health in several different ways. Cardiovascular health, flexibility, balance and mental health all greatly benefit from moving your body to music. However, many people feel as though they must be good to even try. The kind instructors with Bold City Swing are here to put that notion to rest.

The participants in the dance lesson are all eager to learn. The supportive energy held by both instructors and students makes an environment that feels welcoming. Some goers who arrived late were quickly taken under the wing of the others and shown what they missed so as to not fall behind.

On the first and third Sunday of every month, the Prohibition-themed bar, The Volstead, downtown hosts Swing Dance Sundays in collaboration with Bold City Swing. The free lessons for beginners are held from 7-8 p.m., and there is no partner required to participate. After the lessons is open dance to freely practice newfound skills.

Everyone being new to the dance together created a sense of community that eased the anxiety of dancing in front of other people. The Volstead’s Prohibition-era theme makes it the perfect bar to hold these lessons as you are transported back in time. Many attendees even dressed up in their vintage-themed outfits.

Instructors Ambriel Cohen and Katie Hui-Chard make it their mission to make everyone feel as comfortable and accepted as possible. They go into detail about the ins and outs of the dance while also giving a visual representation of what it’s supposed to look like. There are no stupid questions, and they act out the examples with and without music to go into further detail.

After the lesson is when the swing dance enthusiasts show up. Many of them have been dancing for years and skip the lesson to get straight into the dancing. Those who are nervous on the dance floor would still have a fun time having a drink at the beautiful bar top and watching the pros glide gracefully to the upbeat music.

The swing dance being taught in this class is called Lindy Hop, which is a fast-paced dance. Lindy Hop is considered the original swing dance and is typically danced to jazz or swing music. However, sometimes they switch out the type of swing dance they teach and keep it updated on their website.

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The community building that The Volstead and Bold City Swing are promoting through these lessons is a wonderful way to spend a Sunday evening. Going to witness it in person is inspiring and a great way to meet new and interesting people. The nerves eventually leave and are replaced with the overwhelming urge to move to the music like no one’s watching.

Trivia Nights

If your idea of a great summer night includes cold drinks, questionable confidence in your knowledge of 1980s sitcoms, and arguing with friends over whether Pluto is a planet, Northeast Florida has a thriving trivia scene all summer long. Most of these events run weekly from June 16 through Labor Day weekend unless otherwise noted. 12 Folio Weekly

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Wicked Barley Brewing — Baymeadows area. Popular brewery trivia nights throughout the summer. Great patio and food menu.

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Culhane’s Irish Pub — Weekly Tuesday trivia beginning at 7:30 p.m. with prizes and special promotions.

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Players Locker Room — Trivia every Tuesday from 7 to 10 p.m. in San Marco.

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Tepey’s Bar & Grill — One of Jacksonville’s longest-running independent trivia destinations with weekly Tuesday competitions.

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Hoptinger Bier Garden & Sausage House — Five Points favorite known for themed trivia nights and large team participation.

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Shantytown Pub — Springfield’s eclectic neighborhood pub frequent-

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one of Northeast Florida’s fastest-growing trivia scenes, with multiple restaurants, breweries, and pubs participating in weekly competitions. Trivia Nation regularly schedules games throughout the city, and many venues rotate themes including music, movies, history, and general knowledge. Popular trivia hosts and venues include: •

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Rogue — King Street district favorite for craft beer and competitive trivia crowds.

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COOL CULTU Words by Ariana Alcantara

If you’re chronically late to the party like me, do not worry: Cool Culture Jax is celebrating its first anniversary and we are all invited. I just stumbled upon Cool Culture recently on Instagram and immediately knew this was exactly what Jacksonville needed. For those unfamiliar, Cool Culture is like those day-in-my-life videos with insane health routines except with real social interaction instead of comment sections. These are the kind of activities that seem interesting in theory when influencers do them but maybe you have never had the opportunity to try. Stuff like IV drips and cold plunges, which in my head were reserved for Kardashians and masochists. Here, these potentially daunting healthy activities are transformed into an exhilarating experience through good music and good fun. The group collaborates with businesses across the city to bring together people looking for wellness and community with health shots, coffee, workout classes and more. For their one-year celebration on June 20, being held at The Block, a ticket will get you: A choice of workout: • Mat Pilates Sculpt by HiReformance • Bootcamp by Sofit Athletics • Yoga by Hot Spot Yoga The ticket also includes all of these wellness activities: • Cold plunge & sauna presented by WYNK • Coffee by The Block • Wellness Shots by Nuvita Wellness • Boxing Challenge by TITLE Boxing Club • Assisted Stretching by Stretch Zone • Mini Facials & Skin Analysis by Luminess Med Spa • Chiro Sessions by MaxLiving • Massage by Restoration Massage • Energy Drinks by Monster • Shockwave Sessions by East Coast Injury • Pre-workout Gummies by Juj • Active Release, Red Light Therapy, Normatec Boots and Cupping by Sports Recovery Annex • Localized Cryotherapy by Cozy Cryo • Live DJ Head to the Cool Culture Jax website for details and tickets. If you missed this event, there are new events all of the time so stay tuned.

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Northeast Florida Family Summer Fun List Words by Chandler Thompson

Jacksonville Zoo and Botanical Gardens — The Jacksonville Zoo holds various fun events for all ages throughout the summer. The manatee river exhibit has been making a big splash since its opening. Dinosauria is back for the summer as well and has over 40 life-sized dinosaurs. Tickets range from $25–$50 with free admission for children 2 and under. Sweet Pete’s — The candy shop located in Jacksonville’s historic downtown offers a large range of candy making classes throughout the summer. The classes include hand-pulled lollipops, gummy candy, saltwater taffy, and many types of chocolate. The classes range from $16–$30 per person and are fun for the family. The 5 & Dime Theatre Co. — If your family loves live theatre this is a great place to visit this summer. The show playing July through August is “American Son,” which would be great to see with older children as the show is about a missing Black teenager and social injustice. Tickets range from $22–$30, but every show season has a “Pay What You Please Night.” This show’s is Monday, Aug. 3. Jacksonville Arboretum & Botanical Gardens — The gardens are in the Arlington area of Jacksonville and are a fun day for an active family. There are over 3 miles of hiking trails that create a loop as well as beautiful gardens kept up by volunteers. Admission is only $3 and free for ages 3 and under. Catty Shack Ranch Wildlife Sanctuary — The nonprofit wildlife sanctuary is located in North Jacksonville and is home to many beautiful animals. The sanctuary offers day tours, enrichment tours, and night feedings in which you can learn about the amazing animals they house and have up close and personal experiences. Tickets range from $10–$45 with free admission for children 2 and under. James Weldon Johnson Park — This park is in the heart of downtown Jacksonville and constantly has fun things to do. Every Monday they have Happy Mondays 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. where they have free activities. Every Wednesday they have jazz in the park with many different local food trucks if you’re looking for dinner plans. They also have changing weekend events. The park is free admission and has a calendar filled to the brim on their website. Sunshine Playground at South Beach Park — The playground went through a complete remodel in 2022 and is now one of the best in Jacksonville. There are various playground structures as well as a separate area for the youngest kids. There’s also a splash pad area for the kids to cool off, a skate park, and various courts and fields for sports. Admission is completely free for all ages. Pop-up Drive-In Movie — The Clay County Fair Grounds is having family-friendly drive-in movie nights all of June as well as a kids zone and food trucks. June 13 is Zootopia, June 19 is How to Train Your Dragon, and June 26 is Jurassic World: Rebirth. The movies start at 8:30 p.m., but the Kids Zone is from 6–8 p.m. Tickets range from $10–$50 and can be found on the Clay events website.

Chasing the Endless Summer Words by Teresa Spencer

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Northeast Summer in Northeast Florida does not arrive quietly. It rolls in with salt air, sunscreen, afternoon thunderstorms, boat traffic, reggae drifting across beach parking lots, and enough outdoor adventure to make sitting inside feel almost criminal.

From the Atlantic coastline to the winding St. Johns River and the maze of marshes, creeks, and springs scattered across the region, Northeast Florida has quietly become one of the South’s most underrated water sports destinations. While tourists flock to Miami or the Gulf Coast, locals here know the real magic happens somewhere between a sunrise surf break in Jacksonville Beach and a sunset anchored at a hidden sandbar off the Intracoastal. The beauty of Northeast Florida is that there is no single way to experience the water. One person may spend the morning gliding across calm marshes on a paddleboard while another is blasting across the river on a jet ski at full throttle. Here, the water culture is equal parts laid-back beach town and adrenaline-fueled summer adventure. Surfing Surf culture still rules the roost. Long before social media influencers started carrying surfboards for photo opportunities, Northeast Florida had a legitimate surf scene. From Atlantic Beach to St. Augustine, you will always see surfers chasing clean summer swells and warm Atlantic water. Jacksonville Beach remains the heartbeat of the local surf culture, where dawn patrol surfers paddle out before most people have poured their first cup of coffee. Summer waves are often smaller and more forgiving, making this the perfect season for beginners looking to learn. But surfing here is more than a sport. It is part of the region’s identity. Generations of locals have grown up chasing hurricanes, watching tide reports, and planning life around swell forecasts.

Paddleboards, Kayaks, and Coastal Calm Not every water sport in Northeast Florida requires speed or giant waves. Some of the area’s most breathtaking experiences happen in complete silence. Stand-up paddleboarding and kayaking have exploded in popularity thanks to the region’s endless stretches of calm waterways. Paddlers weave through the Guana Preserve, drift along the Intracoastal Waterway, and explore hidden creeks lined with marsh grass and ancient oak trees draped in Spanish moss. On lucky days, dolphins surface beside paddleboards while manatees quietly glide beneath the water. For those a bit more adventurous, you can even paddleboard on the Atlantic as long as the sea isn’t too rough that day.

For visitors wanting a slower pace, kayaking through the Timucuan Preserve or along Amelia Island’s marshes offers a side of Florida many tourists never see. Wild, untouched, and deeply connected to nature. Jet Skis, Wake Boats, and Full-Throttle Summer Of course, this is still Florida, and eventually somebody is going to hit the throttle. Summer weekends transform the St. Johns River and Intracoastal into a playground of wake boats, jet skis, tow ropes, and floating parties. Wakeboarding and wakesurfing have become especially popular in recent years, blending the thrill of surfing with the energy of boating culture. Meanwhile, jet skis zip through the waterways with enough speed and spray to make every rider feel like they accidentally wandered into an action movie. Parasailing has also become a favorite along the beaches, offering panoramic aerial views of the Atlantic coastline. Floating hundreds of feet above the ocean with the shoreline

stretched out beneath you delivers the kind of perspective that reminds people why Florida remains one of America’s great coastal playgrounds. Offshore Adventures and Artificial Reefs Beyond the beaches lies another world entirely. Northeast Florida’s offshore reefs and shipwrecks attract divers, snorkelers, and fishermen from around the country. Artificial reefs made from retired ships, concrete structures, and other materials now create thriving marine habitats just offshore. These underwater ecosystems attract tropical fish, sea turtles, rays, and larger game fish during the summer months. On clear-water days, divers can explore entire underwater landscapes hidden beneath the Atlantic surface. Fishing remains equally woven into the fabric of Northeast Florida life. Charter boats leave Mayport and St. Augustine daily in search of kingfish, tarpon, redfish, cobia, and even sharks. For many locals, summer fishing is not just recreation — it is tradition. Springs, Sandbars, and Florida’s Floating Social Scene Then there is the uniquely Floridian art form of doing absolutely nothing… on the water. Throughout summer, sandbars and river hangouts across Northeast Florida become floating social gatherings filled with anchored boats, coolers, music, grilled food, and families spending entire weekends under the sun. And for those willing to drive a bit farther south or west, Florida’s legendary freshwater springs offer a different kind of escape. Crystal-clear water at places

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jet ski culture. Summer weekends here are pure Florida chaos — in the best possible way.

incredible Amelia Island fishing excursions. PARASAILING & BEACH ADVENTURES Jacksonville Beach Parasailing operators run throughout the summer offering stunning coastline views.

like Ichetucknee and Rainbow River stays cool even during the hottest months, turning tubing and floating into an almost spiritual summertime ritual.

Doctors Lake Popular for boating, tubing, and jet ski riding with calmer waters than the open river.

St. Augustine Beach Historic scenery meets Atlantic adventure with excellent parasailing opportunities.

This leads me to what some are probably wondering: Where to surf, paddle, dive, fish, float and raise a little hell on the water?

Sisters Creek A favorite launch point for Intracoastal adventures and sandbar hopping.

Here is your ultimate Folio Summer Guide to where the action happens.

WAKEBOARDING & WAKESURFING Black Creek Smooth water and scenic river stretches make this ideal for wake sports.

SANDBARS & FLOATING WEEKEND PARTIES Pine Island One of Jacksonville’s legendary boating hangouts during summer.

SURFING HOT SPOTS Jacksonville Beach Pier The legendary local surf spot. Consistent summer waves, strong surf culture, and plenty of nearby restaurants and beach bars make this ground zero for Northeast Florida surfing. Mickler’s Landing Known for cleaner breaks and a slightly less crowded vibe. Great for experienced surfers looking to avoid the heavier beach traffic. Vilano Beach A favorite among locals and longboarders with a more laid-back Old Florida feel. PADDLEBOARDING & KAYAKING Guana River Wildlife Management Area Flat water, peaceful marsh scenery, and incredible wildlife viewing make this one of the best paddleboarding locations in Florida. Timucuan Ecological and Historic Preserve Miles of tidal creeks and untouched coastal ecosystems. Bring sunscreen and prepare for dolphin sightings. Little Talbot Island State Park A dream location for kayakers wanting a more natural, secluded adventure. Amelia Island Beautiful marsh paddles, calm waterways, and some of the most scenic coastal landscapes in Northeast Florida. JET SKIS & HIGH-SPEED WATER FUN St. Johns River The king of Northeast Florida boating and 20 Folio Weekly

Palm Valley One of the region’s most popular boating corridors for wakesurfing and luxury boat culture. Julington Creek Great for tubing, wakeboarding, and family boating days. SNORKELING & DIVING St. Augustine Aquarium Snorkel Adventure An easy and controlled snorkeling experience featuring rays and native Florida marine life. Mayport Jetties Popular for experienced divers and spearfishing enthusiasts when visibility cooperates. Northeast Florida Artificial Reefs Sunken ships, reef systems, and marine habitats attract divers from across the Southeast. FISHING & CHARTER ADVENTURES Mayport Village The heart of Jacksonville fishing culture. Offshore charters leave daily during summer months. St. Augustine Municipal Marina Excellent launch point for offshore and inshore fishing charters. Fernandina Harbor Marina Known for redfish, tarpon, and

Dames Point Sandbars Popular for anchoring, swimming, and socializing on busy weekends. Fort George Sandbar Classic Northeast Florida sandbar energy with boats lined up all summer long. FLORIDA SPRINGS “Not Northeast Florida but totally worth the drive!” Ichetucknee Springs State Park Tubing heaven. Ice-cold crystal-clear water and classic Florida summer nostalgia. Rainbow Springs State Park One of Florida’s prettiest tubing and kayaking destinations. Ginnie Springs Part natural wonder, part floating college party depending on the weekend. The northeast coast of Florida is not just a beach destination. It is an entire water lifestyle. Whether you are surfing at sunrise, fishing offshore by noon, or floating at a sandbar while somebody blasts Buffett covers from a pontoon boat speaker by sunset, summer here feels endless. One thing for sure, the people who live in or visit here sure know how to do summer right!

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THEATRE & DANCE SUMMER

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June 18–Aug. 9 Shrek the Musical — Alhambra Theatre & Dining DreamWorks’ beloved ogre comes to life in one of the summer’s biggest family musicals. Featuring Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, and all the fairy tale favorites.

July 7 The Wizard of Oz — Florida Theatre Family-friendly summer theater presentation featuring the classic tale of Dorothy and her journey through Oz.

June 19 Marcello Hernández — Florida Theatre The Saturday Night Live comedian brings his national tour to Jacksonville. June 20 Britney Boyd Dance Company’s Season 11 Gala — Florida Theatre One of Northeast Florida’s premier dance showcases featuring contemporary and modern dance performances.

July 14 The Tortoise and the Hare — Florida Theatre A free summer children’s theatre production based on the timeless fable. July 24–25 Come From Away — Ponte Vedra Concert Hall The acclaimed Broadway musical based on the true story of the Newfoundland community that welcomed stranded airline passengers following September 11. One of the most anticipated touring musicals of the summer.

AUGUST 2026 Aug. 12–16 Gail Bliss: Patsy Cline Tribute — Alhambra Theatre & Dining Fresh from NBC’s The Voice, Gail Bliss performs a theatrical concert celebrating the music of Patsy Cline. Aug. 20–Sept. 27 Saturday Night Fever — Alhambra Theatre & Dining The iconic disco-era musical based on the hit film featuring classics such as Stayin’ Alive, Disco Inferno, and Boogie Shoes. Opens August 20 and runs beyond Labor Day. Aug. 22 Moonlight Goddesses: A K-pop Experience — Florida Theatre A family-friendly K-pop themed dance and interactive performance experience featuring music, dance, audience participation, and pop culture entertainment.

ONGOING SUMMER THEATRE VENUES Players by the Sea Typically presents summer musicals, dramas, and youth productions. Summer schedules continue throughout June, July, and August. ABET - All Beaches Experimental Theatre Known for independent productions, original plays, and contemporary works. Limelight Theatre Regular summer season featuring dramas, comedies, and musicals. Theatre Jacksonville Florida’s oldest continuously operating community theater with summer productions and youth programs. Jacksonville Dance Theatre Modern dance performances and special summer showcases. Florida Ballet Summer dance intensives, studio performances, and special ballet events. Thrasher-Horne Center Hosts touring dance companies, theatrical productions, and family performances throughout the year.

OUR TOP PICKS Best Musical: Shrek the Musical (June 18–Aug. 9) Best Dance Event: Britney Boyd Dance Company’s Gala (June 20) Best Broadway Tour: Come From Away (July 24–25) Best Pop Culture Dance Event: Moonlight Goddesses: A K-pop Experience (Aug. 22) Best Adult Musical: Saturday Night Fever (Aug. 20–Sept. 7+) 24 Folio Weekly

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SIRENS OF THE FIRST COAST: THE MERMAIDS OF NORTHEAST FLORIDA

Words by Teresa Spencer

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People think mermaid stories belong in the Caribbean or some tropical postcard version of Florida…crystal lagoons, coconut drinks, and tourists wearing seashell necklaces. But the real mermaid stories? Those belong to Northeast Florida. They live in the tannic rivers winding through old cypress forests, in the cold blue springs hidden off backroads, and in the salt marshes where the fog rolls in so thick at sunrise it feels like the world hasn’t fully loaded yet. Around here, the water has history and history has teeth. Long before Jacksonville became a skyline of cranes, condos, and Jaguars banners, sailors moving through the St. Johns River told stories about women appearing just beneath the surface at dusk. Fishermen near Mayport swore they heard singing drifting across the inlet on quiet nights. Shrimp boat crews talked about silver flashes pacing their vessels offshore before disappearing beneath the Atlantic swells. Most laughed it off publicly. But never completely, because Northeast Florida water feels different. It feels darker and older. The St. Johns River doesn’t flow like a normal river. It moves north, one of the few rivers in America that does. It is almost like Florida itself refusing to follow rules. The marshes surrounding Jacksonville can feel prehistoric at dawn, especially around places like Guana River Wildlife Management Area and Timucuan Ecological and Historic Preserve, where the wind whispers through spartina grass and dolphins surface silently beside kayak trails.

Because the First Coast has always been tied to the ocean. Pirates once moved through these waters. So did smugglers, shrimpers, Navy crews, and wandering musicians chasing beach-town dreams. The Atlantic shapes everything here from the economy, the weather, the culture, even the attitude. And the ocean gives people strange ideas. Especially at night. Spend enough evenings near St. Augustine Lighthouse & Maritime Museum and you’ll hear locals swear they’ve seen figures moving offshore under moonlight. Not swimming exactly. Gliding. Hair floating across black water illuminated only by distant shrimp boats and the occasional lightning storm flickering beyond the horizon. Could be currents or it could be dolphins? Could simply be too much whiskey mixed with sea air. But legends survive for a reason. And honestly, Northeast Florida practically manufactures legends. This is the same region where people claim haunted lighthouses, ghost pirates, swamp apes, phantom ships, and hidden treasure buried beneath dunes that shift every hurricane season. Compared to all that, mermaids barely crack the top 10 weirdest things on the First Coast. Yet somehow they endure. Maybe because mermaids represent something Florida is losing… Mystery.

You spend enough time out there alone and your imagination starts doing push-ups. Or maybe it’s not imagination?

Maybe because mermaids represent something Florida is losing: mystery. The farther Northeast Florida grows outward with more developments, more traffic, and more luxury apartments replacing old fish camps and the marshes that once were untouchable, the more people crave the version of Florida that felt untamed. The version where dark water held secrets. Where kids believed something ancient might be watching from beneath a dock piling. Where every river bend didn’t have a Starbucks nearby.

The springs west of St. Augustine also carry their own legends. At Silver Glen Springs Recreation Area, locals still swap stories about swimmers seeing human-shaped figures gliding beneath the waterline. And these shapes are not scuba divers nor manatees. They have been reported as something faster and very graceful.

Today, environmental groups fight to protect the springs, marshes, and estuaries that still give Northeast Florida its soul. The waters feeding the St. Johns and Intracoastal are under constant pressure from runoff, overdevelopment, and pollution. The ecosystems are fragile now.

Legend has it that one longtime dive instructor from Jacksonville Beach actually stopped diving certain spring caves years ago after seeing “a woman with black hair” watching him from inside a limestone opening nearly 40 feet underwater. As the story goes, he claimed that she smiled at him and it spooked him so much, he got out as quickly as possible, as fast as he could safely decompress and get to the surface.

Maybe the mermaid stories survive because they remind people the water isn’t just scenery. It’s alive.

That’s the thing about Northeast Florida folklore. Nobody tries too hard to convince you. The stories arrive casually, sometimes at dockside bars, bait shops, beach bonfires, or while drinking cheap beer beside a launch at midnight. The old-timers simply shrug and have been known to back up the folklore by saying things like, “The water’s got spirits in it.” Maybe they’re talking about mermaids. Maybe memory itself.

Without actual proof, it is hard to back up this folklore, but of course, in historical fashion, a few places in Northeast Florida still tell the tales and have real mermaids for people to see. AquaMermaid Jacksonville has options to hire professional mermaids for private parties, hotel pool events, or brand activations throughout Duval, St. Johns, and Clay counties. The St. Augustine Aquarium has been known to have a mermaid or two on site from time to time and of course if you want to venture down to Weeki Wachee Springs, they offer shows daily. They have mermaid camps as well.

Amelia Island • Jacksonville • St. Augustine AMELIA ISLAND & FERNANDINA BEACH Museums Amelia Island Museum of History 233 South Third Street, Fernandina Beach Local history museum housed in the former Nassau County Jail featuring exhibits on Amelia Island’s unique Eight Flags history. A.L. Lewis Museum 649 Ocean Boulevard, American Beach Dedicated to preserving the history of American Beach and African American heritage on Amelia Island. Art Galleries Island Art Association Gallery 18 North Second Street, Fernandina Beach One of Northeast Florida’s oldest artist cooperatives featuring paintings, photography, sculpture, ceramics, and mixed media. Plantation Artists’ Guild & Gallery 94 Amelia Village Circle, Amelia Island Professional local artists showcasing fine art, jewelry, sculpture, and photography. Art on Centre Gallery 503 Centre Street, Fernandina Beach Contemporary and traditional works from regional artists. Luna Fine Art Gallery 207 Centre Street, Fernandina Beach Contemporary fine art with coastal influences.

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Fringe Fine Art Gallery 224 Ash Street, Fernandina Beach Modern and contemporary works from local and national artists. Blue Door Artists 205½ Centre Street, Fernandina Beach Artist-owned cooperative featuring rotating exhibits and working artists. Artisan Village of Amelia 5 South Third Street, Fernandina Beach Studios, galleries, workshops, and artist demonstrations. JACKSONVILLE Museums Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens 829 Riverside Avenue Jacksonville’s premier art museum featuring European, American, and contemporary collections alongside world-famous riverfront gardens. Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville (MOCA) 333 North Laura Street Contemporary visual art museum affiliated with the University of North Florida. Ritz Theatre & Museum 829 North Davis Street Museum dedicated to Jacksonville’s African American history, culture, and arts. Mandarin Museum & Historical Society 11964 Mandarin Road Regional history museum with rotating cultural exhibits.

Downtown Galleries The Corner Gallery Downtown Jacksonville Contemporary exhibitions featuring local and emerging artists. Jessie Ball duPont Center Galleries 40 East Adams Street Rotating exhibitions highlighting regional artists. Riverside / Five Points Cork Arts District Jacksonville’s largest concentration of artist studios and galleries featuring painters, sculptors, photographers, and mixed-media artists. CoRK Arts Studios 2689 Rosselle Street Working artist studios open during special events and gallery walks. Beaches Area J. Johnson Gallery 177 4th Avenue North, Jacksonville Beach One of the region’s leading contemporary art galleries featuring nationally recognized artists. First Street Gallery Art Center 216-B First Street, Neptune Beach Local artists, workshops, and community exhibitions. Beaches Museum Galleries 381 Beach Boulevard, Jacksonville Beach Historic and rotating art exhibitions highlighting beach culture and local artists.

South Jacksonville Gallery 725 San Marco area Contemporary art and regional artist exhibitions. WJCT Studios Gallery 100 Festival Park Avenue Rotating visual arts exhibitions from Northeast Florida artists. ST. AUGUSTINE Museums Lightner Museum 75 King Street Housed in the former Alcazar Hotel, featuring fine art, decorative arts, sculptures, and historic collections. Villa Zorayda Museum 83 King Street Museum inspired by Spanish Moorish architecture featuring art and decorative collections. Ximenez-Fatio House Museum 20 Aviles Street Historic museum with period furnishings and cultural exhibits. Governor’s House Cultural Center & Museum 48 King Street Rotating exhibitions focused on Florida history and culture. Art Museums & Associations St. Augustine Art Association 22 Marine Street One of Florida’s oldest art organizations featuring rotating juried exhibitions and regional artists. AVILES STREET ART DISTRICT Acacia Tree Gallery 8 Aviles Street Fine art, sculpture, jewelry, and contemporary works. Butterfield Garage Art Gallery 137 King Street Artist-owned cooperative featuring over 30 local artists. The BART on Aviles 7 Aviles Street Contemporary gallery and event space.

High Tide Gallery 850 Anastasia Boulevard Fine art, crafts, jewelry, and coastal-inspired works. Lost Art Gallery 210 St. George Street Contemporary fine art and sculpture. Crisp-Ellert Art Museum 48 Sevilla Street Located on the campus of Flagler College featuring contemporary exhibitions and visiting artists. PAStA Fine Art Gallery 214 Charlotte Street Professional Artists of St. Augustine cooperative gallery. Rembrandtz Art Gallery 11 Old Mission Avenue Fine art and local artist exhibitions. Gallery One Forty-Four 144 King Street Contemporary and traditional fine art. ANASTASIA ISLAND GALLERIES St. Augustine Beach Art Studio & Gallery 370 A1A Beach Boulevard Local artists, classes, and rotating exhibits. Sea Spirits Gallery & Gifts St. Augustine Beach Coastal and marine-themed artwork from regional artists. SUMMER ART EVENTS TO WATCH Amelia Island • Second Saturday Artrageous Art Walk • Downtown Fernandina Gallery Nights Jacksonville • Riverside Arts Market (Every Saturday) • First Wednesday Art Walk • Cork Arts District Open Studio Events St. Augustine First Friday Art Walk • St. Augustine Art Association Summer Exhibitions • Aviles Street Gallery Openings 29

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Finding Community at Beaches Green Market Words by Ana Grace Anderson

JACKSONVILLE BEACH – Life is too short to spend your days indoors, hiding from the summer heat. (Trust me, I know it’s hot.) But this summer is all about trying new things and rediscovering your local community. And what better way to begin than visiting a local farmers market? As a Jacksonville local myself, I’ve made it my mission to explore the city’s popular spots and discover its hidden gems. This past week, I decided to spend my Saturday at a farmers market right down the street, and the experience was well worth my time. The Beaches Green Market, located on Penman Road in Jacksonville Beach, is a charming farmers market featuring local produce, plants, food and art. Nestled in a quiet neighborhood, the market feels like an intimate community gathering where you can meet neighbors and even make a few new friends from the area. When I arrived at the market, I was warmly greeted by its coordinator, Jessica Myer. She founded the market nearly 20 years ago and later merged a local farmers market with community gardens to create what is now the beloved Beaches Green Market. The market welcomes more than 1,000 regular visitors most weekends, but it is always welcoming newcomers. So don’t worry if you’re new to the farmers market scene. Jessica’s love for the market comes from the sense of community and family atmosphere she experiences each week. She is so grateful to be a part of a space where people are connecting, and as she said, “Having third spaces is so important.” She couldn’t be more right—having spaces to connect with others outside of your home is so important and rewarding. Everyone needs a break from their busy lives, and summer is the perfect time to explore new spots and interests. Now, this is a market of all trades, so if you’re wondering whether something there might interest you, don’t fret. The wide variety of vendors offers so many unique products and services that you definitely won’t leave empty-handed (or empty-minded). As you make your way through, you’ll find everything from coffee, kombucha and baked goods to fresh produce, natural honey and handmade food products. You’ll also see a variety of sauces and spices, granolas and smoothies, and a range of sweet treats. Beyond edible goods, vendors also offer handmade items like jewelry,

clothing and woodwork creations. There are also opportunities to explore wellness and healing practices within the market. Finally, be sure to visit the botanical vendors and maybe even take home a new plant or floral arrangement! All of the vendors were so talented and welcoming, so I’ve highlighted a few of my favorites below. If you know me, you know I’m a coffee fanatic, so of course I had to grab a cup while I was there. I tried a coffee booth called Cocospress, known for its “Americano coconut water cold brew.” If you haven’t tried your coffee with coconut water yet, what are you doing? Coconut water has become the new oat milk when it comes to coffee trends, and Cocospress has it down to a science. John, the owner, said the company is just over a year old and began vending last March at the Beaches Green Market. John continues to bring his business back to the market because “the people are very nice and there is a wonderful community of vendors.” Since beginning at the market, John’s business has grown immensely, and the coffee speaks for itself. Another favorite vendor of mine was the infamous “Pico Princess,” also known as Veronica Joy Didelot. She has been making her signature pico de gallo for the last 19 years, earning her the nickname. She offers four unique dips, though her classic pico is by far her best-selling product. She earned her title by developing and perfecting her own recipes over the course of a year, so you can expect consistency and quality in every bite. Based in Jacksonville, she sells her pico at several locations, including the Atlantic Beach Farmers Market and the Mayport Market, but she especially enjoys the Beaches Green Market. “It’s Saturday in the park,” she said. “It’s a beautiful, laidback community.” If you’re looking to try something new, you should check out “Mymindbodyhealth,” a vendor centered around the Japanese practice of Reiki. Sherri, the owner, described Reiki as a “healing practice, working to help people decompress and release emotions and anxiety.” The practice uses the seven primary chakras as focal points during sessions, and the benefits can last for 24 to 72 hours afterward. If you are interested in an alternative natural healing practice for physical, emotional, or spiritual ailments, stop by Mymindbodyhealth at the Beaches Green Market. 31

CLAYPOOL GOLD F E AT: PRIMUS, LES CLAYPOOL’S FROG BRIGADE & THE CLAYPOOL LENNON DELIRIUM J U N E 19

VINCE GILL

50 YEARS FROM HOME TOUR

J U N E 27

JORDAN DAVIS AU GUST 16

SQUEEZE

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

ADAM ANT & HAIRCUT 100 AU GUST 1 8

BUDDY GUY 90 WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

AU GUST 22

SLIGHTLY STOOPID

TOAD THE WET SPROCKET & SHONEN KNIFE

WITH S P EC IAL GU ESTS

J U LY 17

DIERKS BENTLEY OFF THE MAP TOUR WITH

RICKY SKAGGS & KENTUCKY THUNDER & COLE GOODWIN J U LY 1 8

LINDSEY STIRLING WITH SPECIAL GUEST

DREAMING THE SAME DREAM TOUR W I T H D J S E T BY

YOLA

OCTO BE R 3

BOZ SCAGGS

THE RHYTHM REVIEW 2026

OCTO BE R 7

TAJ FARRANT

MEN AT WORK WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

GOV'T MULE & ZIGGY MARLEY

TY MYERS

THE LEGAL TOUR WITH S P EC IAL GU ESTS

ROAD TRIPPIN SUMMER TOUR 2026

LANIE GARDNER & BENNY G

THE ELOVATERS & DENM

TEDESCHI TRUCKS BAND

AU GUST 23

BLUES TRAVELER & GIN BLOSSOMS WITH

SPIN DOCTORS

S E P TEMBE R 4

MODEST MOUSE WITH S P EC IAL GU EST

ROBBER ROBBER

OCTO BE R 8

FUTURE SOUL TOUR 2026

OCTO BE R 9 & 1 0

THE AVETT BROTHERS WITH

THE SECRET SISTERS

OCTO BE R 11

ALABAMA

OCTO BE R 17

PVRIS

S E P TEMBE R 17

AN EVENING WITH

LORD HURON

JOHN FOGERTY & STEVE WINWOOD

OCTO BE R 21

THE ARMY, THE NAVY

S E P TEMBE R 1 8

J U LY 20 WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

J U LY 27

THE BLACK KEYS PEACHES ‘N KREAM WORLD TOUR

WITH S U P P O RT F ROM

J U LY 29

EDDIE 9V

STEPHEN WILSON JR. GARY THE TORCH TOUR WITH

THE LONE BELLOW

AU GUST 7

THE LEGACY TOUR

BRAD PAISLEY LIVE S E P TEMBE R 19

JAMES TAYLOR

AND HIS ALL-STAR BAND

WITH S P EC IAL GU ESTS

MUSCADINE BLOODLINE & DRAYTON FARLEY OCTO BE R 24

O.A.R.

THREE DECADES TOUR WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

FLIPTURN

GAVIN DEGRAW & KT TUNSTALL

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

WINYAH

N OVEMBE R 14

SEPTEMBER 25

THE REVIVALISTS

THE FRAY

DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL & COLONY HOUSE

ALKALINE TRIO & TEEN MORTGAGE

AU GUST 8

TURNPIKE TROUBADOURS

SEPTEMBER 22 & 23

RISE AGAINST

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

CAKE

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

SEPTEMBER 26

N OVEMBE R 21

BEARTOOTH

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

DON BROCO, MAGNOLIA PARK & WINDWAKER D EC EMBE R 4

SUMMER COMEDY

& MAGIC SHOWS

Marcello Hernández Florida Theatre JUNE 19 Comedy Zone Jacksonville JUNE 25-27 Earthquake Independence Day Comedy Showcase Comedy Zone Jacksonville JULY 2-4 Marvin Hunter Comedy Zone Jacksonville JULY 9-11 Jax Spice Magic Show Isle of Psalms JULY 11 Britton Emert Comedy Zone Jacksonville JULY 12 Bassem Youssef Comedy Zone Jacksonville JULY 16 Comedy Zone Jacksonville JULY 24-25 Corey Holcomb Dude Perfect: Squad Games Tour VyStar Veterans Memorial Arena AUGUST 2 Comedy Zone Jacksonville AUGUST 21-23 Carlos Mencia Rene Vaca FIVE AUGUST 30

SELECT SATURDAYS EVERY FRIDAY & SATURDAY EVERY FRIDAY & SATURDAY ONGOING SUMMER DATES SUNDAY NIGHTS

DAVID MAGNIFICO MAGIC SHOW FIRST COAST COMEDY MAIN STAGE IMPROV THE BLUE SHOW (ADULT IMPROV COMEDY) COMEDY OPEN MIC & SHOWCASE EVENTS DENTED MIC COMEDY’ OPEN MIC

Summer Comedy Highlights

BIGGEST STAND-UP SHOWS MARCELLO HERNÁNDEZ — JUNE 19 EARTHQUAKE — JUNE 25-27 BASSEM YOUSSEF — JULY 16 COREY HOLCOMB — JULY 24-25 CARLOS MENCIA — AUGUST 21-23 RENE VACA — AUGUST 30

THIRD SPACE IMPROV, ST. AUGUSTINE FIRST COAST COMEDY FIRST COAST COMEDY RIVER CITY COMEDY BEDLAM BEST FAMILY-FRIENDLY SHOWS DUDE PERFECT: SQUAD GAMES TOUR — AUGUST 2 MASTERS OF ILLUSION JAX SPICE MAGIC SHOW BEST LOCAL COMEDY EXPERIENCES FIRST COAST COMEDY IMPROV DAVID MAGNIFICO MAGIC SHOW RIVER CITY COMEDY 33

Friendship Builder or Killer Game Show Battle Rooms

Words & photos by Chandler Thompson

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There is a very common experience among game show lovers where they’re convinced they could do it much better than the participants on the screen. One of the players gets a question wrong and everyone throws their hands up and groans. Well, St. Johns Town Center has a way to put those claims to the test. The overly competitive should beware because Game Show Battle Rooms will put your relationships to the test. The game show experience is an immersive game where you face off against your friends, family and partners. The challenges include trivia, physical competitions, puzzle-solving and strategy.

All I’m saying is I could see this type of activity ending in tears. However, if you have a normally competitive family or group of friends, this would probably be a lot more fun for you! The different variations of game shows make it so there’s probably going to be something everyone is good at. It also would be great as a team-building exercise to encourage working with others. Whether you want to test the limits of the bonds you have with your loved ones or have a normal relationship with games, Game Show Battle Rooms is a fun addition to Jacksonville’s list of things to do.

You need at least six people to book, and the booking goes all the way up to 36 people before you must call to make a special reservation. They also do birthday parties or any other type of event you may be planning. All groups are private, so you don’t have to worry about playing with strangers. Participation is $35 per person. Bookings go from 8 a.m. all the way to 11 p.m. and last about an hour. My family members are very competitive, and I could see this type of activity being hilariously catastrophic for some. I know I’m not alone in the memories of sitting around the family dining table during game night. Someone is being accused of cheating while the other person is actually cheating. My sister just said she doesn’t want to play anymore and is crossing her arms. The winner is gloating so hard you’ll hear about the win for the next six months at least.

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Chasing Silver Kings and Salty Stories The Fishing Charter Life in Northeast Florida

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There’s a certain kind of magic that happens before sunrise in Northeast Florida. The bars are closed, the tourists are asleep, and the only people awake are bakers, bartenders heading home, and fishing captains backing diesel-powered boats into black water under the glow of dock lights. Down here, fishing isn’t some polished country club hobby reserved for yacht owners wearing pastel shorts. In Jacksonville, Mayport, St. Augustine, Fernandina Beach, and all along the First Coast, fishing is a culture. It’s therapy. It’s business. It’s a tradition passed down through weathered hands that smell permanently like saltwater and cigar smoke. And the charter captains of Northeast Florida? They’re equal parts pirate, marine biologist, therapist, mechanic, comedian, and survivalist. By 5 a.m., the docks around Mayport start buzzing with nervous tourists clutching coffee cups while seasoned deckhands load ice, bait, cast nets, and enough fuel to disappear into the Atlantic for the day. Pelicans hover nearby like mobsters waiting for scraps. Some charters stay inshore, sliding through the marshes and winding estuaries chasing redfish, trout, flounder, and tarpon. Others punch offshore through rough Atlantic swells toward artificial reefs, wrecks, and deep-water ledges where kingfish, mahi, cobia, snapper, grouper, and sharks roam like underwater muscle cars. And when the bite is on? Northeast Florida becomes one of the most underrated sportfishing destinations in America. Especially during tarpon season. Locals call them “Silver Kings” for a reason. These prehistoric monsters explode from the water like chrome missiles, twisting through the air while anglers scream, stumble, and desperately try not to lose a rod worth more than their mortgage payment. Charter captains live for those moments. It’s the fishing equivalent of hitting a walk-off homer in Game 7. Then there’s shark fishing, the ultimate tourist adrenaline drug. Every summer, visitors line up hoping to hook something large enough to make them question every life decision that led them onto a small boat in open water. Blacktips, bulls, hammerheads, even tiger sharks patrol these waters. The reels scream. Arms burn. Beer spills. Somebody inevitably curses loud enough to scare seagulls three counties over. And honestly? That’s half the fun.

Some boats cater to hardcore anglers armed with thousand-dollar tackle setups. Others specialize in family trips where kids catch whiting and croaker while parents rediscover what life felt like before emails and cellphones ruined humanity. That’s the thing about being offshore. Nobody cares about politics 20 miles out in the Atlantic. Or at least they shouldn’t. Nobody’s arguing on Facebook when dolphins are surfing beside the boat. Nobody’s doomscrolling while watching the sunrise crack across the ocean in molten shades of orange and gold. Out there, life gets simple again. Catch fish. Watch the weather. Respect the sea and repeat. The charter industry also quietly fuels a massive chunk of Northeast Florida’s coastal economy. Hotels, bait shops, marinas, restaurants, fuel docks, mechanics, seafood markets, tourism operators, and waterfront bars all benefit from the thousands of anglers pouring into the region every year. Places like Jacksonville, St. Augustine, and Fernandina Beach have become bucket-list destinations for traveling fishermen chasing trophy catches and authentic Florida coastal culture before luxury condos eventually sterilize everything interesting. And thankfully, many captains today are also embracing conservation harder than ever before. Catch-and-release tarpon fishing has become standard. Artificial reef programs continue expanding offshore habitats. Conservation groups and local captains now work together protecting fisheries because they understand something politicians often don’t: If you destroy the water, you destroy the culture. It is just that simple. So whether you’re a lifelong angler or somebody who’s never held a fishing rod in your life, charter fishing in Northeast Florida offers something increasingly rare in modern America: A genuine experience with saltwater, sometimes sunburns, screaming reels, and stories you’ll probably exaggerate for the rest of your life. Which, frankly, is exactly how fishing stories are supposed to work.

But the real story isn’t just the fish. It’s the people. Northeast Florida charter captains are old-school American characters in the best possible way. Many grew up commercial fishing, shrimping, or running boats before GPS turned everybody into “captains.” They know tides by instinct. They can smell rain before radar catches it. They’ll tell you stories about waterspouts, rogue waves, drunken bachelor parties, celebrity clients, lightning strikes, and the one fish that got away back in 1998 that still haunts their dreams like an ex-lover.

charters to consider Deep-Sea Fishing Charters When you’re ready to leave land behind and head offshore in pursuit of big game fish, these captains know where the action is.

Fishardy Charters A popular choice for families seeking either inshore or offshore experiences with knowledgeable local captains.

Team Buck Rogers One of the most recognized offshore fleets in Jacksonville. Trips range from half-day excursions to full-day adventures targeting kingfish, snapper, grouper, cobia, and seasonal pelagic species.

Best Party Boat Experiences Fishing doesn’t have to mean chartering an entire vessel. Party boats offer an affordable way to enjoy deep-sea fishing.

Fishbuster Charters A longtime favorite among locals and visitors alike, offering offshore trolling, bottom fishing, and reef trips throughout the year.

Mayport Princess A Jacksonville institution that has introduced generations of anglers to offshore fishing. Ideal for individuals, families, and groups.

J-Hook Luxury Sport Fishing Charters A premium offshore experience featuring top-notch equipment and opportunities to chase trophy fish in comfort.

Majesty Deep Sea Fishing Provides affordable offshore trips with experienced crews and plenty of opportunities to fill the cooler.

Inshore Fishing Guides Northeast Florida’s marshes, creeks, and flats provide worldclass inshore fishing opportunities.

Shark Fishing Adventures For anglers seeking adrenaline and unforgettable stories, shark fishing delivers.

Jacksonville Fishing Trips Specializes in redfish, trout, flounder, black drum, and tarpon throughout the St. Johns River and Intracoastal Waterway.

Capt. Dave’s Sport Fishing Offers seasonal shark trips where anglers can battle some of the ocean’s most powerful predators.

First Coast Inshore Fishing An excellent option for anglers looking to experience sight-fishing and light-tackle action.

Fishardy Charters Known for exciting shark fishing opportunities when conditions and seasons align.

Northeast Florida Angling Fishing Charters Known for customized inshore adventures tailored to both beginners and experienced anglers.

St. Augustine Fishing Charters America’s oldest city is also home to some of Florida’s most respected fishing captains.

Family-Friendly Fishing Trips Not every fishing trip needs to be an all-day offshore marathon. These charters cater to families and first-time anglers.

Jodie Lynn Sport Fishing Charters Offers offshore reef fishing, trolling, and bottom fishing excursions.

Southern Salt Fishing Charters Offers flexible trips that are perfect for families, children, and visitors wanting a memorable day on the water.

Legend Fishing Charters A favorite among anglers targeting snapper, grouper, kingfish, and cobia.

Rock N Reel Charters Friendly guides and multiple trip options make this a great introduction to Northeast Florida fishing.

For What It’s Worth Charters Known for personalized trips and knowledgeable local guides.

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What can you catch? Depending on the season, Northeast Florida anglers commonly target: • Redfish • Speckled Trout • Flounder • Black Drum • Tarpon • King Mackerel • Cobia • Snapper • Grouper • Mahi-Mahi • Amberjack • Sharks • Wahoo • Sailfish

What does it cost? Inshore Trips • Half Day: $400-$650 • Full Day: $700-$1,000 Nearshore & Offshore Trips • Half Day: $700-$1,200 • Full Day: $1,200-$2,500+ Party Boats • Typically $60-$150 per person

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BENEATH THE SURFACE NORTHEAST FLORIDA’S ARTIFICIAL REEFS: A SCUBA DIVER’S PARADISE

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There’s an entirely different version of Northeast Florida hiding just beneath the waves.

This is North Florida diving. It is rugged, unpredictable, occasionally rough around the edges, and all the better because of it.

Not the crowded beach bars, not the tourist traps, not the endless stream of flip-flops and sunscreen-coated visitors marching down A1A. Under the surface, past the rolling surf and murky green Atlantic swells, sits a strange underwater world built from sunken tugboats, concrete pyramids, retired bridge material, and carefully engineered reef systems now teeming with life. What was once scrap metal and forgotten infrastructure has become a thriving marine ecosystem.

Of course, not everyone is ready to plunge into offshore currents alongside giant cobia and mystery shadows lurking below. Thankfully, there’s another option for those who want the marine-life experience without needing a dive certification, GPS reef coordinates, or nerves of steel.

Artificial reefs aren’t exactly new. Florida has been sinking vessels and reef modules for decades to create fish habitats, protect coastlines, and boost recreational diving. But in Northeast Florida, the movement has quietly evolved into something far bigger: an accidental underwater renaissance. Off the coast of Jacksonville and St. Augustine, these submerged structures now attract schools of snapper, amberjack, barracuda, sea turtles, rays, and even the occasional curious shark cruising through the current like a scene straight out of a Discovery Channel fever dream. Organizations like TISIRI, the Inshore Saltwater Initiative Reef & Research Institute, have helped map and maintain offshore reef deployments throughout the region. Their reef coordinates guide local anglers, divers, and conservationists toward underwater sites where marine life has exploded around concrete modules, reef balls, and retired vessels intentionally placed on the ocean floor. It is absolutely fascinating: Nature wastes no time reclaiming what humans leave behind. Within months, algae begins coating the structures. Tiny baitfish move in. Then come the predators. Soon entire ecosystems form around steel hulls and limestone rubble piles sitting miles offshore. It’s proof that sometimes humanity’s best environmental work happens when we stop trying to make things look pretty and simply give nature something solid to grab onto.

For those not interested in any risk, they have the St. Augustine Aquarium as an option. Visitors can snorkel inside an 80,000-gallon open-air reef habitat packed with stingrays and more than 100 native Florida species. It’s controlled, family-friendly, and about as close as you can get to the ocean without actually getting tossed around by it. Think of it as the training wheels version of Florida reef life minus the jellyfish, boat fuel, and the possibility of your friend dropping the anchor line directly on your head. For newcomers wanting to explore the offshore side safely, local dive operations like First Coast Divers help outfit divers and snorkelers with gear, certifications, local reef knowledge, and enough practical advice to avoid becoming tomorrow’s Coast Guard story. Part of the magic behind these artificial reefs is that they remind us that the ocean is still wild and untamed—totally capable of humbling us. These carefully built underwater environments show how conservation and recreation can work together instead of against each other. Retired boats become coral habitat and concrete becomes a shelter. Dead Christmas trees become living ecosystems. Turns out one man’s junkyard can become another fish’s luxury condo. To experience the real deal, contact one of these local establishments: Atlantic Coast Diving, First Coast Scuba, First Coast Divers, Flipper’s Diving, North Florida Divers, or the NAS Jax Skin and Scuba Diving Club.

For adventurous locals with access to a boat, the Jacksonville offshore reef system has become a hidden treasure chest for divers and snorkelers looking for something beyond crowded springs and crystal-clear postcard waters farther south.

of Northeast Florida Words by Teresa Spencer

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Jacksonville Parks Note: Jacksonville’s municipal park system currently includes more than 400 city parks and recreational spaces spread across more than 80,000 acres, making it the largest urban park system in the United States. Here is a list of some of our favorites in all of Northeast Florida. Riverfront & Downtown Parks • Memorial Park • James Weldon Johnson Park • Friendship Fountain Park • Metropolitan Park • Jessie Ball duPont Park (Treaty Oak Park) Historic & Neighborhood Parks • Riverside Park • Klutho Park • Boone Park • Springfield Park • South Beach Park and Sunshine Playground • Stockton Park Nature & Recreation Parks • Kathryn Abbey Hanna Park • Jacksonville Arboretum & Botanical Gardens • Tree Hill Nature Center • Tillie K. Fowler Regional Park • Ed Austin Regional Park • Losco Regional Park • Patton Park • Blue Cypress Park • Ringhaver Park • Fort Family Regional Park • Jacksonville-Baldwin Rail Trail St. Augustine & St. Johns County Parks • Treaty Park • Alpine Groves Park • Bird Island Park • Ron Parker Park • Davis Park

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Veterans Park North Beach Park South Ponte Vedra Park Surfside Park Vilano Beach Pavilion Canopy Shores Park Jack Wright Island Preserve

Fernandina Beach & Nassau County Parks • Central Park • Main Beach Park • Peters Point Beachfront Park • Egan’s Creek Greenway • Pirate Playground • Simmons Road Park • Goffinsville Nassau River Park • Lofton Creek Park Clay County Parks • Spring Park • Clarke House Park • Black Creek Park • Camp Chowenwaw Park • Ronnie Van Zant Memorial Park • Doctors Lake Park • Moccasin Slough Park • Eagle Harbor Soccer Complex Baker County Parks • Heritage Park Village • Steel Bridge Recreation Area • St. Mary’s Shoals Park • Baker County Fairgrounds Park Flagler County Parks • Waterfront Park • Holland Park • James F. Holland Memorial Park • Princess Place Preserve • Ralph Carter Park • Wadsworth Park

Top 20 Must-Visit City Parks in Northeast Florida 1. Kathryn Abbey Hanna Park (Jacksonville) 2. Memorial Park (Jacksonville) 3. James Weldon Johnson Park (Jacksonville) 4. Jacksonville Arboretum & Botanical Gardens 5. Tillie K. Fowler Regional Park 6. Treaty Park (St. Augustine) 7. Alpine Groves Park (St. Johns County) 8. Bird Island Park (Ponte Vedra Beach) 9. Veterans Park (St. Johns County) 10. Main Beach Park (Amelia Island) 11. Peters Point Beachfront Park (Amelia Island) 12. Egan’s Creek Greenway (Amelia Island) 13. Spring Park (Green Cove Springs) 14. Camp Chowenwaw Park (Clay County) 15. Black Creek Park (Middleburg) 16. Waterfront Park (Palm Coast) 17. Princess Place Preserve (Flagler County) 18. Klutho Park (Jacksonville) 19. Boone Park (Jacksonville) 20. Friendship Fountain Park (Jacksonville) From riverfront landmarks and oceanfront parks to shaded nature preserves, boardwalks, playgrounds, fishing piers, and hiking trails, Northeast Florida offers an incredible variety of municipal parks perfect for family outings, picnics, exercise, wildlife viewing, and enjoying the outdoors yearround.

KONA SKATEPARK’S

VERT RAMP REVIVAL BRINGS IN PRO SKATERS AND SPECTATORS FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO BE A PART OF HISTORY. Words by Hunter Anderson Photos by Hunter Anderson & Curren Schwartz Editor: Scotty Willis

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49TH ANNIVERSARY To understand why that matters, you have to go back to the days when skateboarding was still evolving out of barefoot sidewalk surfing and backyard pool skating on the West Coast. Before most people pictured skateboarding as the stair sets, handrails, schoolyards, and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater levels they grew up with, the sport was still figuring out what it wanted to become. In the 1970s, the surf-influenced, aggressive pool skating coming out of Venice and Santa Monica started to change everything. Crews like the Z-Boys helped push skateboarding away from the stiff, almost figure-skating-style contest routines of the time and into something faster, lower, more stylish, and more dangerous.

They carved walls like waves, attacked empty pools, and showed people that skateboarding could be more than a sidewalk novelty. By the late 1970s, skateparks started popping up across the country.

Demand was rising, investors were paying attention, and everyone seemed eager to capitalize on this strange new thing. Kona’s own “Since 77” tag comes from that moment. The park opened in 1977 as “Stone Edge Skatepark”, right as skateboarding was growing from a backyard obsession into a national scene. The Ramos family ended up buying the park after it had closed due to bankruptcy shortly after opening. But at that point, nobody really knew what they were doing. Today, we look back at old skateparks and assume the common knowledge of modern ramp design was already available. It was not. Martin Ramos, Kona’s current caretaker, often reminds younger generations that they were just trying things back then to see what worked. Even the term “halfpipe” was literal. Some of the earliest versions were inspired by giant concrete pipes out in the California desert that skaters saw and thought they could ride. Eventually, parks tried to create their own wooden versions, which often came out sketchy, cramped, and barely rideable. Kona’s “Mini Vert” is a great artifact from that experimental period. Before the modern vert ramp took shape, Kona management had built two halfpipes out of wood and fiberglass. They were narrow and lacked enough flat space between the two walls of the ramp. Those ramps still hosted some of Kona’s earliest vert events, but they were eventually replaced by a concrete ramp with a flat bottom, tighter transitions, and about a foot of vertical wall at the top. That vertical wall is where the “vert” part comes from.

were pushing into uncharted territory, inventing tricks and turning wooden ramps into launch pads. People watched in awe as skateboarding got bigger, higher, and more dangerous. Fast-forward a little, and you get to the ramp known locally by my generation as “Big Brown.” This beast was a custom design by Marty Ramos and was started in 1999, then completed in 2001. According to Kona’s own history, the ramp was 78 feet wide, 13 feet tall, had 14 feet of flat bottom, an 11foot radius, and 2 feet of vert. It also featured a 6-foot channel, 4-foot and 6-foot roll-ins, and an 8-foot escalator. It was not just a ramp. It was a landmark. A massive brown wall of plywood and coping that looked less like something you skated and more like something you survived. Once the pros had a new playground, things really started taking off. Vert was everywhere. X Games was on TV. Boards were selling. Skateboarding had money, momentum, and a place in living rooms across America. Then the culture shifted. Street skating exploded. Skaters had more access to stair sets, ledges, curbs, gaps, and handrails than they did full-size vert ramps. Street skating came with style, accessibility, and marketability. Suddenly every house with a teenager had CCS catalogs, fat Etnies shoes, and at least one person trying to kick flip in the driveway until their parents quietly regretted buying them a board. Over the next couple of decades, vert and transition skating drifted toward the edge of the skateboarding world. Parks still had ramps, but street sections became the focus. Vert did not disappear, but it became something closer to a subculture within the subculture.

It sounds like a small change, but it changed everything. Adding flat bottom gave skaters more time between walls. Adding vert gave them more space to leave the ramp, rise above the coping, and come back in. The right mix of transition, flat bottom, vert, and width created a new kind of skating. What looked like a minor design adjustment helped open the door Eventually, though, the next generation started dabto an entirely new genre. bling in the lost arts. “Maybe I can fly like Hawk”, they thought. By the 1980s, vert skating was taking off. Skaters like Tony Hawk, Steve Caballero, and Mike McGill 46 Folio Weekly

Meet Coco Waldo, the skater soaring out of the mini vert ramp shown here, a Jax Beach local skater who is tearing up the vert scene. At only 11 years old, she is already throwing some of the gnarliest tricks on the ramp. She says she got into vert skating “at six years old when [she] started skating at Fernandina Beach Skatepark with [her] Sister Taihlulah Waldo”. She is part of a group of siblings who all rip. They charge hard at Fernandina, South Beach, Jack Russel, Kona, and anywhere they can attack transition or pools. She says her favorite trick on vert is a 540 (pictured on the page prior, but with a melon grab variation).

or studied a few frames in Thrasher until they could figure out what was happening.

Back before social media, before skateboarding was in the Olympics, and before most parents considered it a healthy outlet instead of a direct path to knee surgery, skaters learned from each other in person. They made up tricks, copied what they saw in magazines,

She is not the only young buck taking on the scene. Sam Boerger is another ripper - the 10-year-old skater doing the huge Mute Air on the first page. “The Mute Air is actually my set up air for the McTwist. For those who dont know, a McTwist is a trick where you spin 540 degrees in the air while also doing a front flip, and then ride back down the ramp facing forward - intense but in the best way,” Matt says. He was one of the riders who could not resist showing up for the grand reopening of the ramp.

Coco represents what can happen when a young skater has family support, community support, access, opportunity, and the freedom to express herself. It is incredible to watch. She is not just good for her age. She is a sign that vert still has a future in Jacksonville. “Everyone was there to skate together! It made it so much fun to show up and skate. Everyone was so nice!” - Coco Waldo

As a skater from Winter Park Florida, Matt has access to a fair number of parks, but Kona’s Vert ramp is the only full size Vert ramp open to the public in Florida.

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“My favorite part about the Kona 49th Anniversary Fest was doing a McTwist in front of the inventor, Mike McGill. Getting to meet him and all the legends there this weekend was such an inspiration and a real highlight of my skating career so far.” -Matt Boerger The crowd also came to see Andy Macdonald and Mike McGill skate Kona’s vert ramp again after more than two decades. The day was packed with vert exhibitions, street section competitions, live bands, and the kind of scorching Florida sun that makes you question every life decision that led you outdoors. Fueled by fresh lemonade, Red Bull, concession food, and whatever stubborn force keeps skateboarders standing after repeated impact, the skaters threw down all day. As the sun began to set Saturday evening, the energy shifted back toward the revived artifact. The pros put on one last session. Photographers crowded the coping, reaching with cameras and flashes, hoping to catch a fraction of a second of history. Spectators sat in the grass and watched from the colosseum-style hillside as skaters battled the monster that Marty Ramos, Drew Hoffman, Dakota Barube, and a crew of volunteers had helped revive from the ashes. In one photo, you can see Drew overlooking the ramp before his first drop-in of the event. It is a quiet moment before the noise, and it says a lot. This was not just construction. It was restoration. Thanks to Marty, Drew, Dakota, the volunteers who put in the work, and the people who donated their hardearned money to help fund the project, Jacksonville once again has a true vert ramp open to the public. More importantly, it has a place where the next generation can learn what it feels like to look up at a wall of vert, take the long trek up the stairs, look over the edge, place their board on the coping, take a breath, then commit to dropping in - creating core memories they will carry throught the rest of their lives.

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A St. Johns River Alligator Completes The 2026 Ironman Words by Ariana Alcantara On June 10, almost a month after The Ironman event took place in Jacksonville, the final athlete was awarded a medal of completion. Leonard the Alligator, born and raised in Gainesville, Florida, resides in a quiet channel of the St. Johns River near the Brooklyn neighborhood. We caught up with him for an interview to hear about his journey across Jacksonville and decision to take part in the first-ever Jacksonville Ironman. What sparked your interest in the race? Well, I was enjoying my Saturday, eating my breakfast of lost Trump boat flags and coffee-shop to-go cups, when I heard all of this noise. It kind of pissed me off so I went to see who was interrupting my breakfast. I found that the cause of all of this was a bunch of people swimming, which was weird ya know. I swam up to my pal, who I guess had been scoping out the scene days before, and he told me it was some sort of race. I guess he had heard it from the guys that were setting up the barriers and he was posted up trying to get a little breakfast of his own, if you know what I mean. 52 Folio Weekly

Is that why you joined? You were trying to catch a snack? I would never! I stopped trying to get humans as food a long time ago because they never get in the water. Every summer it’s the same thing, all of these boats but nothing to nibble on since they’re too scared for some reason. Anyways, I am on a strict garbage diet, it’s more sustainable. So, you decided to do the race, how did it start? Well when I started, I was ahead of all of them. I was like ‘this is gonna be so easy.’ But then they started getting out of the water. A map was on the ground and that’s when I discovered this was more than just a swimming race. I contemplated just ending it there but I’m not one to back down from a challenge, I mean I survived Irma, so I studied the map, ate it, and then started on my way. Figuring out how to get on the bike was probably the hardest part of it all. How did you end up doing that biking part? Well, it took me like a whole week man. At first I was trying to get on one of the same-sized bikes as the other guys. If I was gonna compete, then I was gonna do it right. I tried holding on so many ways but my legs were never long enough and even when I got into a position where I could reach the pedals, I could not see in front of me. With my body upright, my eyes were always facing the opposite way of where I was going. The next few days I took to walk over to ZenCog Bicycle Company and copped one of those lay-down bikes.

Lay down bikes? Yeah, the people like, lay on their stomachs, it was perfect. After that it was just a matter of time. I took the bike down Nocattee and luckily my cousin Ray lives down there so I crashed with him for a rest. After that, the only difficult thing about the running part was that people kept thinking I was chasing them. They kept running in ZigZags which just gave me a headache. Then, a couple of times guys in trucks tried to tackle me. Finally I made it, a bit late, but ya know I set out with a goal and I just knew I had to do it.

What do you have to say to the people that thought you could never finish? To those guys I say they need to do some reflection and ask themselves why they’re projecting their fears onto me. Any creature is capable of anything with enough dedication, at least that’s what my mamma taught me.

What’s next for you? I gotta get back home and plan dinner. I mean look at the river. Without me eating the garbage for a month the trash is building back up. I gotta get it ready for the fourth of July, it’s our busiest day of the year. Unfortunately, Leonard did not make it to the Fourth of July. He died from microplastic-induced cancer shortly after this interview. *This article is a work of satire and is not based on actual events or facts. Presented as part of Folio’s FONION Summer Guide.

The Siren Song of Summer: Why Your Kids Will Always Outrun You to the Ice Cream Truck Words by Emily Cannon

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DISNEY REACHES SETTLEMENT TO SAY ‘GAY’ IN EXCHANGE FOR 11-FOOT RON DESANTIS STATUE OUTSIDE CINDERELLA’S CASTLE

Magic Kingdom agrees to build a towering, khaki-panted, platform-booted, governor monument to regain free speech rights — Mickey ears required.

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ORLANDO, Fla. — Following a yearslong legal battle over corporate expression, the Walt Disney Co. and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announced a historic settlement Wednesday, granting the theme park full rights to use the word “gay” provided they construct a massive, 11-foot bronze effigy of the governor directly blocking the view of Cinderella’s Castle. The statue’s specifications and zoning laws are as follows: The Photobomb Clause: Section 3(a) of the settlement stipulates that the 11-foot bronze likeness must be positioned exactly at the midpoint of Main Street, U.S.A., completely disrupting the forced perspective of Cinderella’s Castle. According to internal projections from the theme park, the monstrosity is mathematically guaranteed to obstruct approximately 86% of all family vacation photos. The Wardrobe Requirements: To ensure historical accuracy, the statue will permanently depict the governor in a sharp, wide-stance “power pose.” Per the explicit demands of DeSantis’ legal team (his wife), the bronze figure will be outfitted in his usual slightly too-long khaki trousers and controversial platform boots from his 2023 presidential campaign run. The Material: Disney Imagineers confirmed the statue will be coated in a highly reflective, poorly insulated, unpolished alloy specifically chosen to catch the brutal 3 p.m. Central Florida sun, effectively blinding any guest trying to view the daily afternoon parade. (Disney asks guests to please purchase their “Tallahassee Tint” sunglasses from any gift shop to protect their retinas.)

“We are thrilled to have reached an amicable agreement that protects our creative freedom while honoring the rich, complex governance of the Sunshine State,” said a Disney spokesperson, blinking rapidly in what experts decoded as Morse code for ‘help.’ “We believe our guests will find that a looming, bronze political figure standing right over the entrance to Fantasyland really adds to the immersive storytelling experience.” And while Disney is now technically allowed to say “gay,” it doesn’t come without a cost because the brilliant, blinding statue was not near enough for DeSantis and his legal team (his wife). The “Gay” Usage Limitations are as follows: The Decibel Cap: While park cast members and guests are theoretically no longer prohibited from uttering the word, the settlement dictates it may only be spoken at a volume not exceeding 45 decibels, roughly the level of a gentle whisper, and never within a 300-yard radius of the Hall of Presidents. The Fairness Doctrine Replacement: If a Disney performer uses the word “gay” during a live show, they must immediately follow it with a 21-gun salute to the Florida Department of Education and finish it off with a 30-second reading from the department’s approved 3rd-grade reading curriculum to ensure “ideological equilibrium.” Sources have confirmed that Disney will be permitted to sell Pride Mickey Mouse ears again, provided that 25% of the proceeds go directly toward paving the Everglades for future toll booth construction.

* This article is a work of satire and is not based on actual events or facts. Presented as part of Folio’s FONION Summer Guide.

Eleven22 buys out Wacko’s Words by Chandler Thompson

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The locally well-known megachurch founded in Jacksonville, Florida, is said to be taking on a new mission. Eleven22 has bought the infamous Emerson strip club, Wacko’s, and is re-envisioning its potential. Soon the building will be teaching gentlemen rather than attracting them. Gone are the LED lights and scantily clad women. The church plans to turn the building into a K-12 Christian academy. The new business venture was confirmed June 1 of this year when teachers began receiving job offers from the church. “When I looked up the address, it kept coming up as Wacko’s and I was like, that can’t be right,” said a Duval County teacher. However, it was right. Some concerns about the drastic change of scenery have been noted. One is the stain removal process that will be used. “I will not be sending my child to learn about our Christ Almighty among mysterious bodily fluids,” said an outraged Duval County parent. Another concern is the job security of those currently employed at the club. “You know I believe in God too, how am I supposed to give my tithing if they’re taking my income?” said a current Wacko’s dancer. Eleven22 has a generous solution to this concern to help ease the transition. “We’ve extended multiple job offers to those employed at Wacko’s because we’re not trying to ruin people’s lives here,” said an anonymous source at Eleven22. When asked what the job offers included, the employee declined to elaborate. “Yeah, I got their job offer,” said another dancer. “What do I look like teaching kindergarteners about shapes in the same room I used to teach their dads about my shape?”

The multimillion-dollar church doesn’t plan to stop with Wacko’s. Many other strip clubs in Duval County have reported offers to buy their property. Pinky’s seems to be next in line as Eleven22 targets the most well-known bars in Jacksonville. Regulars are up in arms. “I’m giving a beautiful woman money on Saturdays and the Lord on Sundays; life is all about balance,” said a Pinky’s customer. The mission to take over Jacksonville’s entertainment scene does not seem to be a random idea. An anonymous source reports this comes in the wake of many Eleven22 generous female donors finding out key information: Their husbands’ weekly Bible studies are “Wacko’s Wednesdays.” * This article is a work of satire and is not based on actual events or facts. Presented as part of Folio’s FONION Summer Guide.

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Ask any native Jacksonvillian what makes their city stand out among the laundry list of big cities across the United States. Many of those cities have pretty beaches, some also have NFL teams, but Jacksonville takes the cake when it comes to big cities in the U.S. That’s because our city is the biggest, the largest, at least per land area. Regardless, that comes with its own challenges as well as individuality. Jacksonville drivers are all too comfortable with the pain of getting in their cars in the morning, seeing their tank at half, but knowing that a thirty to forty-five minute drive to work, fun, the beach, or just about anywhere at the wrong time means they’ll need a fill up if they want to get back home. With the current prices at the pump, many are pinching pennies just to make it to the grocery store. Well, don’t worry Jacksonville, because Shahid Khan is stepping in once again to make sure you can keep cruisin’.

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Khan, in his ongoing efforts to develop Jacksonville, has targeted several of these closed gas stations for acquisition. The new locations are situated on East Union Street, Third Street at the beaches, near I-295, and other high-traffic areas such as the Town Center and Arlington. These stations are also strategically located near Khan’s existing projects, including stadium renovations and residential developments. In a recent statement, Khan announced that the new brand will be named JagGas, a play on the Jacksonville Jaguars franchise he owns. At the opening of the first JagGas station, Khan guaranteed that prices would remain under $3 a gallon. This initiative is designed to provide economic relief to Jacksonville residents.

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Additionally, Khan announced that the top 500 customers based on fuel volume will receive complimentary Jaguars tickets. Customers can track their usage and savings through the JagGas mobile application.

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Following the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Khan demonstrated the station’s capabilities by refueling his yacht, Kismet, which was transported to the site for the event. The JagGas initiative is now officially operational throughout the city.

* This article is a work of satire and is not based on actual events or facts. Presented as part of Folio’s FONION Summer Guide.

Beaches Town Center introduces Hunger Games-Style combat for parking spots Beaches Town Center has finally found a solution to its ongoing parking challenges. Now, to find a spot, local officials have decided to enforce a Hunger Games-style tournament for the right to park at the Town Center. Upon arriving at the town center, visitors are assigned one weapon, released into a fenced-off arena, and allotted 20 minutes to battle others for one of the area’s coveted parking spots. Locals say the new program is basically what was already happening on weekends and that this is a smart way to formalize the behavior. “We’ve tried so many methods already,” an Atlantic Beach resident said. “Organized combat seemed like the logical solution after what we’ve seen.” To ensure fairness, there will be different levels of combat based on your reason for visiting the Town Center. Quick shoppers will lightly compete for five minutes to win a 45-minute parking spot. 60 Folio Weekly

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However, those there for dinner and a visit to the local bars afterward will fight for the full 20 minutes for a longer parking time. Not everyone is happy with this new system, and many are protesting it. Golf cart owners and longtime locals have been seen forming alliances during the battles. However, it has been reported that once a spot opens up, the alliances quickly fall apart. Once a month, the Grand Championship is held, consisting of four rounds of combat with a final battle at the end. The winner of this championship receives a free parking spot for the entirety of the next month, plus a free meal at the Flying Iguana. For now, the system has been very successful, and officials say it has significantly reduced traffic and parking hold-ups by 30%.

* This article is a work of satire and is not based on actual events or facts. Presented as part of Folio’s FONION Summer Guide.

Vengeful Deer Floods Cul-De-Sac Words by Ozni Foxglove

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – Residents in a normally quiet cul-de-sac in Southside Jacksonville were knee-deep in floodwater this afternoon, visibly shaking with fear. A woman who witnessed the event began crying when asked what happened. “It’s all my fault,” she said. “I should have just let them have my bell peppers, and none of this would have happened.” She said that over the past few weeks, a family of deer had tried repeatedly to enter her backyard garden. Apparently, her garden was popular in the local deer community. She had implemented several measures to keep them out and, until now, had been successful. One day, while digging a large hole to plant a tree in the front yard, she felt uneasy. Without warning, in broad daylight, one of the deer she had seen previously bit into an exposed water pipe. Water erupted from the ground, and her screams could be heard throughout the neighborhood. She ran to find the emergency water shut-off and tried to turn it off. Lacking the strength, she watched in fear as the water rose rapidly, flooding her yard and pouring into the street.

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Jacksonville City Council Announces New “Frequent Indictment Rewards Program” Words by Teresa Spencer In an effort to streamline what officials described as “an increasingly common administrative process,” the Jacksonville City Council voted Tuesday to launch a new Frequent Indictment Rewards Program for elected officials facing federal investigations. The program, nicknamed “CouncilPoints™,” allows members to earn rewards for every subpoena, search warrant, campaign finance violation, ethics complaint, or televised perp walk accumulated during their term. Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

“We wanted to create consistency,” explained one anonymous city official while shredding documents into a decorative fountain. “Citizens deserve transparency. If a council member gets indicted, residents should at least know how many points they’re earning.” Under the new system: • One FBI raid earns Silver Status. • Two indictments unlock Platinum Ethics Membership. • Three federal investigations qualify members for complimentary legal consultations and priority seating at ethics training seminars. • Four or more scandals automatically trigger a commemorative downtown street naming ceremony. Residents expressed mixed reactions. “I’m old enough to remember when a council member getting arrested was shocking,” said longtime Jacksonville resident Doris Rene McGillicuddy. “Now I just ask whether it happened before or after lunch.” City Hall has reportedly begun construction on a dedicated “Indictment Express Lane” to help elected officials move more efficiently between council meetings and 62 Folio Weekly

federal court appearances. Sources say the project came in only 400% over budget and was awarded to a consulting firm founded six minutes before the vote. Meanwhile, city leaders unveiled plans for a new Jacksonville Tourism Campaign centered around the city’s unique political ecosystem. The campaign slogan: ‘Jacksonville: Where Every Ethics Reform Comes With a Sequel.’ Local historians noted that previous generations of politicians attempted to avoid investigations altogether, a practice now considered outdated and inefficient. “That’s old-school thinking,” explained a political consultant. “Modern government is about innovation. Why hide potential scandals when you can schedule them, livestream them, and turn them into committee assignments?” The city is also considering replacing traditional council nameplates with digital scoreboards displaying each member’s current status, including: • Ethics Complaints Filed • Number of Attorneys Retained • Active Investigations • Times the Phrase ‘I Have No Recollection of That Event’ Has Been Used Publicly

Perhaps the most ambitious proposal involves converting a portion of City Hall into an interactive museum exhibit called ‘The Hall of Questionable Decisions.’ Visitors would be able to sit at a replica council desk and participate in simulated activities such as: Awarding contracts to suspiciously familiar companies Accidentally deleting text messages Explaining campaign donations from people who definitely, absolutely expected nothing in return At press time, federal investigators reportedly announced they were opening a new satellite office directly inside City Hall to reduce travel time and improve customer service. Editor’s Note: This article is satire. It is entirely fictional and intended as humor and social commentary. Any resemblance to actual events, investigations, council members, ethics violations, subpoenas, search warrants, consulting contracts, deleted text messages, or federal indictments is purely coincidental. Probably. * This article is a work of satire and is not based on actual events or facts. Presented as part of Folio’s FONION Summer Guide.

Thousands of teens take over Town Center Brandy Melville

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Brandy Melville opened its Jacksonville location in late April 2026 to much enthusiasm of Pinterest-loving girls across the city. The celebration was short-lived, though, when the doors opened and the customers discovered that there were no dressing rooms in the store. The angsty disposition of the teens was soon transformed into outrage and panic. With the lack of dressing rooms giving no insight to how the “one-size-fits-most” clothes would look, girls started grabbing all they could carry to check out. “Apparently, they, like, wanted to just buy stuff to try it on at home,” commented one customer. “I”m genuinely confused on why they all went, like, crazy.” According to the Brandy Melville employees, the volume of customers was too much to handle. People grew impatient with the three-hour line. Simultaneously, the inventory was clearing out, with people grabbing all three styles of shorts and two styles of tank tops to try on at home. Luckily, the limited style choices come in hundreds of different shades of blue, pink, and white. They figured that after trying on the styles at home, they could come back and buy the colors they really wanted.

Unfortunately those that returned discovered the store had been cleared out. “We sold out the first day. Everything, even the clothes we were storing in the back rooms of Barnes & Noble where they create the playlists.” When the teens found out about the empty Brandy Melville, they took to the streets of the Town Center. According to bystanders, “It was like that one episode of Desperate Housewives with, like, the street riots. They were just like breaking stuff to break stuff. I came here for the Jacksonville off-the-shoulder top that I saw on Instagram, but I left with nothing.” This is a progressing story as the Jacksonville Police Department assesses how to approach the teens. For now, they warn you to stay indoors and, if you are a parent, to make sure your child is locked safely in their rooms. * This article is a work of satire and is not based on actual events or facts. Presented as part of Folio’s FONION Summer Guide.

SHRIMP SHACK ELIMINATES STAFF ENTIRELY; RELIES ON AI AND SELF-SERVICE Words by Ambar Ramirez

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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — It has been weeks since the Shrimp Shack on Beach Boulevard and San Pablo Road took down the “Now Hiring” signs from its newly manicured Florida lawn. But according to local sources, the sudden lack of recruitment efforts has nothing to do with a newly stacked staff. In fact, it is quite the opposite. “It entirely defeats the purpose of going out for dinner,” said local resident and frequent patron Joseph Smith, gesturing toward the storefront. “If I wanted to harvest, batter, and bag up my own crustaceans, I would have just stayed home. I mean, look at this insanity.” Behind Smith, the restaurant’s patio resembled a chaotic scene out of a wildlife documentary. A cluster of six-foot-tall touchscreen kiosks was entirely surrounded by a frantic mob of hungry, confused locals pushing and shoving just to view the updated menu, which sources confirm has been heavily downsized to account for the fact that untrained civilians are now operating commercial-grade deep fryers. 64 Folio Weekly

Where a smiling, mildly acne-ridden teenager once stood behind the front register, there is now only a blinking monitor broadcasting a looping video of a digital avatar screaming, “Please put on latex gloves before entering the hot oil zone.” When asked why on earth management would choose to eliminate human staff entirely, the location’s shift manager stated that the “Big Man Upstairs” had sent an emergency directive. While initially assumed to be a spiritual revelation, further investigation revealed the message was actually a text from the Shrimp Shack CEO that read: “I’m so [redacted] tired just [redacted] fire all of those [redacted]. I bet those AI could do their jobs better.” At press time, the Shrimp Shack corporate office declined to comment on the escalating fires, adding only that the Beach Boulevard location is serving as an exciting pilot program for a potential company-wide rollout. * This article is a work of satire and is not based on actual events or facts. Presented as part of Folio’s FONION Summer Guide.

HURRICANE

PREPAREDNESS A Florida Family Survival Guide

Step 2: Wait Until Panic Begins No one knows what this means. No meteoThe proper time to prepare is not weeks before rologist has ever used this term professionthe storm. ally.

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Nor days. Not even hours.

With another hurricane season upon us, experts recommend every family have emergency supplies, evacuation plans, and enough bottled water to survive several days without power. Clearly, those experts have never met a real Florida family. For generations, Florida Man and Florida Woman have developed a sophisticated hurricane preparation system based on instinct, poor decisions, and a complete misunderstanding of meteorology. As a public service, we present the Official Florida Family Hurricane Preparedness Checklist. Step 1: Ignore It When the first tropical disturbance forms off the coast of Africa, immediately post on Facebook: “I’ve lived here for 40 years. It ain’t coming here.” Repeat this statement regardless of where the projected path actually leads. If the National Hurricane Center predicts a direct hit on your street, comment: “They said that in 04 too.” No one is quite sure what happened in 04, but apparently it invalidates all future weather forecasts.

Yet somehow every Florida Man believes he personally discovered atmospheric science.

Step 5: The Hurricane Party The correct time is approximately 17 minutes be- As wind speeds increase, neighbors gather fore every gas station runs out of fuel. in garages to discuss previous hurricanes. Drive to six different stations while loudly criticiz- Stories must become increasingly unbelieving everyone else for not preparing sooner. able. Step 3: Stock Essential Supplies Forget water. Forget batteries. Forget first aid kits. A true Florida family understands the essentials: • 14 cases of beer, 6 bottles of wine • 6 bags of ice • One package of hot dogs, chips and bread. • Two pounds of smoked fish • Enough charcoal to cook through the apocalypse • A mysterious frozen item that’s been in the garage freezer since 2017 If you have children, purchase Pop-Tarts and a few 12-packs of Capri Suns for the kiddos, call it what it is “disaster planning”. Oh yes and some water, don’t forget to fill a bathtub up as that may be all that’s available if shelves are empty at the local Publix.

Examples include: “I wrestled a lawn chair during Hurricane Irma.” “A palm tree landed on my truck and improved the gas mileage.” “I lost power for nine days and gained fifteen pounds.” No evidence is ever required. Step 6: Storm Watching Once conditions become dangerous, Florida Man moves outside. This is critical. Standing safely indoors would prevent him from determining whether the wind is “really that bad.” • • • • •

For best results: Wear flip-flops. Hold a beverage. Point at things blowing away. Narrate events like a weather reporter who has been awake for three days.

Bonus points if you’re filming for social meStep 4: Protect Your Property dia while an object from a neighboring counFlorida Woman begins bringing patio furniture in- ty flies past your head. side. Florida Man begins staring at the storm track. Then staring harder. Then announcing: “I think it’s gonna wobble.” 65

Step 7: Generator Etiquette Every Florida neighborhood contains one person who owns a generator. This individual will mention it approximately 47 times before the storm. Once power is lost, they become the wealthiest person within a threemile radius.

Neighborhood diplomacy may require trading frozen hamburgers, gasoline, or family heirlooms for access to an extension cord. Step 8: Post-Storm Assessment The morning after landfall, conduct a complete inspection of your property. Acceptable findings include: • Missing fence panels • A trampoline from another ZIP code • Three new species of wildlife • One kayak that nobody recognizes Under no circumstances should you ask where the kayak came from. In Florida, possession is approximately 97 percent of ownership. Step 9: Celebrate Survival Once power is restored, immediately forget every lesson learned. Do not replenish supplies. Do not refill water reserves. Do not organize emergency equipment.

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Instead, declare: “We’ll do that next year.” This is an important Florida tradition dating back to approximately five minutes after the invention of air conditioning. Final Thoughts While emergency management officials encourage thoughtful preparation, evacuation planning, and disaster readiness, the average Florida family will continue relying on ancient regional wisdom: Buy snacks.Charge your phone.Move the flamingo statue. And if Florida Man starts saying the storm is “just a little wind and rain,” make sure the insurance premiums are paid. You know. Just in case.

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Northeast Florida is packed with state parks that showcase everything from wild Atlantic beaches and maritime forests to historic forts, riverfront preserves, hiking trails, springs, and old Florida landscapes. Whether you’re looking for a weekend camping trip, a kayaking adventure, or a quiet nature walk, there’s a park for every kind of explorer. DUVAL COUNTY Little Talbot Island State Park One of the last undeveloped barrier islands on Florida’s Atlantic Coast. Visitors can enjoy miles of natural beach, camping, hiking, kayaking, fishing, surfing and excellent wildlife viewing. Big Talbot Island State Park Best known for its iconic Boneyard Beach, where weathered driftwood trees create one of the most photographed landscapes in Florida. Popular for hiking, photography, birdwatching, and paddling. Fort George Island Cultural State Park Combines natural beauty with local history. Visitors can explore scenic roads beneath ancient oak canopies, visit historic sites, and enjoy access to surrounding marshes and waterways. Pumpkin Hill Creek Preserve State Park A vast wilderness preserve offering hiking, mountain biking, horseback riding, fishing, kayaking and primitive camping. It feels surprisingly remote despite being within Jacksonville city limits. Yellow Bluff Fort Historic State Park Preserves the remains of a Civil War-era fort overlooking the St. Johns River. A fascinating stop for history enthusiasts. George Crady Bridge Fishing Pier State Park A favorite destination for anglers, featuring a long fishing pier spanning Nassau Sound and offering opportunities to catch a variety of saltwater species. ST. JOHNS COUNTY Anastasia State Park One of Northeast Florida’s most beloved outdoor destinations. Visitors can enjoy wide sandy beaches, nature trails, camping, paddleboarding, kayaking, surfing and birdwatching.

Fort Mose Historic State Park The site of the first legally sanctioned free Black settlement in what would become the United States. Features a visitor center, boardwalks, and opportunities for paddling and wildlife viewing. Faver-Dykes State Park A peaceful retreat known for scenic paddling routes, fishing opportunities, camping, and abundant wildlife along Pellicer Creek. NASSAU COUNTY Fort Clinch State Park A unique blend of history and nature featuring a remarkably preserved 19th-century fort, beaches, fishing, camping, hiking, biking, and regular historical demonstrations. Amelia Island State Park A pristine stretch of coastline known for horseback riding on the beach, kayaking, fishing, shell collecting, and spectacular views of both the Atlantic Ocean and surrounding marshes. FLAGLER COUNTY Gamble Rogers Memorial State Recreation Area Located between the Atlantic Ocean and the Intracoastal Waterway, this park is popular for beach camping, fishing, surfing, kayaking, and waterfront relaxation. Bulow Plantation Ruins Historic State Park Home to the remains of a once-thriving sugar plantation destroyed during the Seminole Wars. Visitors can explore the ruins, hike trails, fish, and paddle nearby waterways. Bulow Creek State Park Protects one of Florida’s largest remaining maritime forests and is home to the famous Fairchild Oak, one of the oldest and largest live oak trees in the South. PUTNAM COUNTY Dunns Creek State Park Known for excellent fishing, boating, and wildlife viewing where Dunns Creek connects Crescent Lake and the St. Johns River.

Ravine Gardens State Park Unlike anywhere else in Florida, this park features steep ravines, suspension bridges, colorful gardens, and scenic walking trails that feel more Appalachian than Floridian. CLAY COUNTY Mike Roess Gold Head Branch State Park Often considered one of Florida’s most beautiful state parks. Visitors will find rolling hills, ravines, lakes, hiking trails, cabins, campgrounds, and abundant wildlife. Camp Blanding Museum and Memorial Park A destination for military history enthusiasts, preserving the legacy of one of Florida’s most important World War II training facilities.

WORTH THE DRIVE FROM NORTHEAST FLORIDA Paynes Prairie Preserve State Park One of Florida’s most unique ecosystems, featuring wild horses, bison, alligators, observation towers, and expansive prairie landscapes. Ichetucknee Springs State Park Famous for crystal-clear spring-fed waters perfect for tubing, snorkeling, swimming, kayaking, and escaping the summer heat. O’Leno State Park A historic park where visitors can hike, camp, and witness one of Florida’s geological oddities—the Santa Fe River disappearing underground before resurfacing miles away. TERESA’S TOP 10 NORTHEAST FLORIDA STATE PARKS • Anastasia State Park • Fort Clinch State Park • Big Talbot Island State Park • Little Talbot Island State Park • Mike Roess Gold Head Branch State Park • Amelia Island State Park • Ravine Gardens State Park • Gamble Rogers Memorial State Recreation Area • Fort Mose Historic State Park • Pumpkin Hill Creek Preserve State Park From driftwood-covered beaches and historic forts to ancient oak forests and crystal-clear waterways, Northeast Florida’s state parks offer some of the most diverse outdoor experiences in the Southeast. Whether you’re seeking adventure, history, wildlife, or simply a quiet place to watch the sunset, these parks provide endless opportunities to explore Florida’s natural beauty. 69

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Sky High Summer Words by Teresa Spenser

Most people experience Florida from the ground. They sit in traffic on Beach Boulevard. They fight for parking at the beach. They spend half their vacation sweating in flip-flops while carrying folding chairs across hot sand. But Northeast Florida looks completely different from the sky. And lately, more locals are discovering that some of the most unforgettable adventures in the region don’t happen on the water, they happen above it.

The region offers a rare combination of coastline, marsh systems, historic cities, river networks, barrier islands and wildlife preserves. Of course, from above, familiar places suddenly look brand new. Downtown Jacksonville becomes a maze of bridges and waterways. St. Augustine transforms into a postcard of red rooftops and centuries-old architecture. The Intracoastal Waterway twists through marsh grass like a living painting.

From vintage-style seaplane flights skimming across rivers to helicopter tours soaring over the Atlantic coastline, aerial tourism is quietly becoming one of Florida’s coolest hidden experiences. Surprisingly, it’s far more accessible than most people think.

Unlike commercial airlines flying at 30,000 feet, sightseeing aircraft operate low enough for passengers to experience the landscape. Dolphins become visible in the surf, sandbars appear offshore, and boats leave white trails through the river below. Florida feels wild again. Sightings of sharks just offshore offer a striking, albeit unsettling, perspective.

The return of adventure flying is undeniably cinematic, encompassing both helicopters and seaplanes. A helicopter lifts straight into the air with that unmistakable chopping roar, instantly transforming the city below into a living map. A seaplane, meanwhile, glides across the water before breaking free from the river surface in a burst of spray and engine noise that feels pulled straight from a 1940s adventure film. Neither experience feels ordinary, and that’s exactly the point. Geographically, Northeast Florida is ideal for aerial sightseeing.

One of the fastest-growing adventure experiences in the area is helicopter sightseeing. Tour companies throughout Northeast Florida now offer flights ranging from quick 8-minute introductory rides to extended coastline tours covering beaches, historic districts and waterfront landmarks. Among the most popular operators is Fly Heli St. Augustine, which offers scenic helicopter flights departing from Northeast Florida Regional Airport in St. Augustine. Their routes include aerial views of 71

Vilano Beach, downtown St. Augustine, Porpoise Point, and the Atlantic shoreline.

For those seeking a unique experience or hosting visitors, an aerial tour is a memorable alternative to traditional entertainment venues.

Another longtime regional operator is First City Helicopters, a company that has provided sightseeing flights and aerial photography tours around St. Augustine since 2004.

While helicopters may dominate modern aerial tourism, seaplanes still hold a unique place in Florida culture. There is a timeless quality to them; the aircraft taxi across the water before lifting into the air, creating an experience that is part boating adventure and part aviation history lesson.

For locals interested in flight experiences or aviation training closer to Jacksonville, Holladay Aviation and JAXAERO both offer aviation instruction and introductory flying experiences around Northeast Florida. Meanwhile, Jax Beach Aviation has also become popular for sightseeing flights over Jacksonville’s beaches and downtown skyline. The cost of these experiences is more accessible than many assume. Basic helicopter rides in Florida can start around $50 to $100 per person for shorter introductory flights. More detailed coastal or city tours generally fall between $150 and $300 per passenger, depending on flight length and whether the experience is shared or private. Seaplane sightseeing tours usually land in a similar range. Short flights can start near $100, while larger eco tours or longer scenic adventures often run between $175 and $300 per person. Private charters climb higher depending on aircraft and destination. These flights have quietly become one of Florida’s most realistic bucket-list adventures.

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Florida remains one of the last major seaplane strongholds in the country thanks to its endless waterways, lakes, rivers, and coastal estuaries. Northeast Florida may actually be one of the state’s most underrated areas for floatplane flying. The St. Johns River system, Crescent Lake region, Intracoastal marshes and coastal waterways provide ideal terrain for amphibious aviation. Pilots throughout the region continue operating recreational floatplanes, while specialty companies farther south offer dedicated sightseeing tours and seaplane certification programs. Flying over the Atlantic coastline in a helicopter during sunset or skimming across the St. Johns River in a floatplane before lifting into the open sky provides a lasting impression. These experiences tap into the spirit of adventure that defined Florida before largescale development. They offer a perspective that is both exhilarating and rewarding.

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From Jacksonville to Amelia Island, St. Augustine to Clay County, summer in Northeast Florida is packed with live music, cultural celebrations, food festivals, art walks, fireworks, family events and beachside entertainment. Whether you’re looking for a weekend adventure or planning your entire summer calendar, here’s your guide to the season’s biggest happenings.

CULTURAL FESTIVALS & HERITAGE CELEBRATIONS Melanin Market Juneteenth Festival June 20 | Historic Eastside, Jacksonville One of Jacksonville’s largest Juneteenth celebrations featuring Black-owned businesses, live entertainment, food vendors, family activities and community resources. First Annual Juneteenth Jubilee June 20 | Greater Jacksonville Community Church Family-friendly celebration with line dancing, local vendors, farmers market, entertainment and free food. Battle of Bloody Mose Reenactment Late June | Fort Mose Historic State Park A living history event commemorating the 1740 battle involving Fort Mose, America’s first legally sanctioned free Black settlement.

Music and Art by the Sea Select Wednesdays throughout summer Live music, local artists and food vendors at St. Augustine Beach Pier.

ROCK, ALTERNATIVE & TRIBUTE SHOWS First Coast Smooth Jazz Festival August 14-15 Two days of smooth jazz performances featuring nationally recognized artists and local talent. Jacksonville Rock Orchestra Summer Series July 18 – The Music of Green Day August 8 – The Music of David Bowie Symphonic rock performances at Florida Theatre. Sunset Silent Disco on the Pier Every Friday | Jacksonville Beach Pier A unique all-ages dance party with multiple music channels.

Jacksonville Ukrainian Festival August 23 Celebrate Ukrainian heritage through traditional music, food, dance and cultural exhibits.

COUNTRY MUSIC EVENTS

Jacksonville Carnival August 22 A colorful Caribbean-inspired festival featuring music, dancing, food and cultural traditions.

Lonestar July 26 | Florida Theatre

MUSIC FESTIVALS & CONCERT SERIES

Rodney Atkins July 11 | Thrasher-Horne Center

St. Augustine Music Festival June 19-21 & June 26-28 Celebrating its 20th anniversary, this free classical music festival features Jacksonville Symphony musicians and guest performers. Concerts in the Plaza Every Thursday through Sept. 3 A beloved St. Augustine tradition offering free live music in the historic downtown plaza.

Rock The Country Ocala August 28-29 Featuring Brooks & Dunn, Blake Shelton and Lauren Alaina.

Cody Johnson Live ‘26 Tour July 24-25 | VyStar Veterans Memorial Arena

Dierks Bentley with Ricky Skaggs July 18 | St. Augustine Amphitheatre

Jake Hoot July 12 | Florida Theatre Frank Foster & Creed Fisher July 11 | Five Points Theatre Stephen Wilson Jr. August 6-7 | St. Augustine Amphitheatre

The Fray & Dashboard Confessional August 8 | St. Augustine Amphitheatre Squeeze, Adam Ant & Haircut One Hundred August 18 | St. Augustine Amphitheatre Slightly Stoopid August 23 | St. Augustine Amphitheatre Trash Fest 4 July 12 | Underbelly Regional rock and alternative music festival. Freedom Rocks July 4 | The Albatross Classic rock tribute showcase. Medal Militia (Metallica Tribute) July 3 | Underbelly Flying High Again (Ozzy Tribute) July 24 | Underbelly FILM, BOOK AND CREATIVE FESTIVALS Jacksonville Urban Film and Music Festival June 27 | Ritz Theatre Celebrating independent film, music and emerging creative talent. Literary Indulgence Book Festival July 18 | FSCJ Kent Campus Featuring authors, panel discussions, food trucks and community engagement. ART FESTIVALS, ART WALKS AND MARKETS First Wednesday Art Walk June 3, July 1, August 5 Downtown Jacksonville’s signature arts event featuring galleries, artists and live music.

Riverside Arts Market Every Saturday Local artists, farmers, makers and live entertainment under the Fuller Warren Bridge. Jax Beach Arts Market July 18 & August 29 Local handmade arts and crafts at Seawalk Pavilion. Fernandina Beach Arts Market Second and fourth Saturdays Historic downtown arts marketplace featuring local creators. West King Wednesdays June 17, July 15, Aug. 19 Art, food and music in St. Augustine’s creative district. Art and Wine Festival June 11 | Silver Cow Combining visual arts, wine and community.

Hyatt Riverfront Fireworks Viewing Party July 4 | Downtown Jacksonville Hot Dog Eating Contest July 4 | The Block Jax FAMILY-FRIENDLY EVENTS Tunes and Blooms: Red, White and Boots July 3 | Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens Live music, animals, family activities and patriotic fun. Build and Bloom Festival July 25 | Greenfield Elementary Community celebration with activities, food and prizes. National Dog Day Festival August 22 | Neptune Beach A dog-friendly festival featuring vendors, contests and activities.

Sip and Shop at Art Amelia June 26 | Fernandina Beach An evening of local art and socializing.

Bikers United Family Festival August 8 | Jacksonville Beach Family activities, live music and community engagement.

St. Augustine Beach Community Artisan Event July 25 Local artisans, food trucks and live music.

First Fridays at Friendship Fountain July 3 and Aug. 7 Food trucks, live entertainment and riverfront fun.

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MUSEUMS AND CULTURAL EXHIBITS Art in Bloom Through September 13 | Cummer Museum Floral-inspired installations and artwork.

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SUMMER SEAFOOD CRAWL Words by Teresa Spencer

If you’re building the ultimate Northeast Florida seafood bucket list this summer, skip the chains and head straight for the docks, marshes, rivers, and oceanfront decks where the catch of the day is more than a menu item—it’s a way of life. ST. AUGUSTINE MUST-STOPS Harry’s Seafood Bar & Grille A longtime favorite overlooking the bayfront district. Cajun-inspired seafood, shrimp dishes, and a lively atmosphere make it one of the most recognizable dining destinations in the Ancient City. 1912 Ocean Bar & Rooftop The venue offers ocean views, rooftop cocktails, and fresh seafood just steps from the beach. Cap’s on the Water Arguably the most iconic waterfront seafood destination in Northeast Florida. Sitting directly on the Intracoastal, it offers spectacular sunsets and fresh local seafood. It has repeatedly been recognized as one of the area’s premier waterfront dining experiences. Catch 27 For seafood purists, this downtown gem focuses on locally sourced Florida seafood prepared from scratch. Aunt Kate’s A classic riverside seafood institution with roots stretching back more than a century. The waterfront deck alone is worth the visit. PONTE VEDRA & PALM VALLEY Palm Valley Fish Camp One of the crown jewels of local seafood dining. Nestled along the Intracoastal Waterway, it’s known for fresh local catches, oysters, and unbeatable marsh views. Valley Smoke Not exclusively seafood, but its waterfront setting and seafood offerings make it a worthy stop on any summer food crawl. JACKSONVILLE BEACHES & MAYPORT Dockside Seafood Restaurant A local favorite serving fresh seafood in a casual waterfront setting. It’s exactly the kind of place where locals bring out-of-town guests. Safe Harbor Seafood Restaurant If there is a seafood pilgrimage site in Northeast Florida, this is it. Boats unload nearby, seafood is incredibly fresh, and the authentic working-waterfront atmosphere can’t be duplicated. The Fish Company An Atlantic Beach staple known for fresh fish, oysters, and seafood platters. Singleton’s Seafood Shack Old-school Florida seafood at its finest. No frills. No gimmicks. Just generations of seafood tradition. The Reef Oceanfront dining where the Atlantic Ocean becomes your dinner backdrop.

AMELIA ISLAND & FERNANDINA BEACH Sliders Seaside Grill Beachfront dining with ocean views, seafood favorites, and one of the best outdoor decks on Amelia Island. Sandbar Amelia Island A laid-back beachfront spot where seafood and island vibes come together. Salt Life Food Shack Ocean views, rooftop seating, and a menu loaded with seafood favorites make this a popular summer destination. The Boat House A harborfront favorite where you can enjoy seafood while watching boats drift through the marina. Down Under Restaurant Tucked beneath the bridge, this hidden gem serves seafood with some of the most unique waterfront views on the island. HONORABLE MENTIONS WORTH THE DRIVE • Conch House Restaurant — St. Augustine • Whitey’s Fish Camp — Fleming Island • Salty Pelican Bar & Grill — Fernandina Beach

FOLIO’S SUMMER SEAFOOD CROWN If I were planning a one-weekend seafood marathon, my route would be: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

Safe Harbor Seafood (Mayport lunch) Palm Valley Fish Camp (sunset dinner) Cap’s on the Water (golden hour cocktails) Harry’s Seafood (historic St. Augustine lunch) 1912 Ocean Bar & Rooftop (sunset rooftop stop) Sliders Seaside Grill (Amelia Island beach day) Sandbar Amelia Island (final sunset seafood feast)

That’s about as close as you can get to experiencing the entire Northeast Florida coastline one seafood platter at a time.

Words by Teresa Spencer

FIRE UP THE GRILL Summer in Northeast Florida has a flavor all its own. It’s the scent of charcoal drifting through a neighborhood on a Saturday afternoon. It’s boats returning to the dock with fresh catches. It’s families gathering under backyard oak trees while kids run through sprinklers and someone argues over who makes the best potato salad. From Jacksonville and the Beaches to Amelia Island, Green Cove Springs, and St. Augustine, barbecue season is woven into the fabric of summer life. Our long days, warm evenings, and abundance of fresh local ingredients make Northeast Florida one of the best places in the country to cook outdoors. Whether you’re hosting a backyard gathering, celebrating Independence Day, spending the day at the beach, or enjoying a lazy Sunday with friends, these locally inspired recipes capture the flavors of a Northeast Florida summer.

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Ingredients • Two pounds fresh large shrimp, peeled and deveined • Two tablespoons olive oil • Two tablespoons local honey • One tablespoon hot sauce • Two cloves garlic, minced • Juice of one local lime • Salt and black pepper Directions 1. Whisk together olive oil, honey, hot sauce, garlic, lime juice, salt, and pepper. 2. Toss shrimp in the marinade and refrigerate for 30 minutes. 3. Thread onto skewers. 4. Grill over medium-high heat for 2–3 minutes per side. 5. Serve with fresh lime wedges.

Mayport Sweet Heat Shrimp Skewers Few local ingredients are more iconic than fresh shrimp harvested near Mayport Village. These skewers combine sweet citrus and a little Florida heat for the perfect summer appetizer.

Pair with grilled corn and an ice-cold lemonade for the ultimate Florida waterfront meal.

Ingredients • Two pounds ground chuck • Two tablespoons bourbon • One tablespoon Worcestershire sauce • One teaspoon garlic powder • Salt and pepper • Brioche buns • Sharp cheddar cheese • Lettuce, tomato, and grilled onions Directions 1. Combine ground beef, bourbon, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. 2. Form into eight patties. 3. Grill over medium-high heat for 4–5 minutes per side. 4. Add cheese during the final minute. 5. Toast buns lightly and assemble with your favorite toppings. Serve with homemade coleslaw and kettle chips or potato salad for a classic summer spread. Want your sauce a little sweeter, add some molasses or brown sugar.

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First Coast Bourbon Burgers Nothing says backyard barbecue like a great burger. These juicy patties are designed for summer cookouts from Fernandina Beach to Ponte Vedra.

Ingredients • 4 boneless chicken breasts • Juice of two oranges • Juice of one lemon • Three tablespoons olive oil • One tablespoon fresh rosemary • One tablespoon fresh thyme • Salt and pepper Directions 1. Mix citrus juices, olive oil, herbs, salt, and pepper. 2. Marinate chicken for at least two hours. 3. Grill over medium heat for approximately 6–7 minutes per side. 4. Allow chicken to rest for five minutes before serving.

St. Johns Citrus Grilled Chicken Florida citrus remains one of the state’s most celebrated agricultural products. This recipe uses fresh orange and lemon juice to create a bright, flavorful marinade.

This pairs beautifully with grilled seasonal vegetables or a fresh watermelon salad.

Ingredients • 4 ripe peaches, halved and pitted • Two tablespoons melted butter • Vanilla ice cream • Caramel sauce • Chopped pecans Directions 1. Brush peaches lightly with butter. 2. Grill cut-side down for 3–4 minutes. 3. Place in serving bowls. 4. Add a scoop of vanilla ice cream. 5. Top with caramel sauce and pecans. Simple, elegant, and guaranteed to disappear quickly.

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Amelia Island Grilled Peach Sundaes

Summer peaches are abundant at local farmers markets throughout Northeast Florida and make an incredible grilled dessert.

Shop Local, Grill Local One of the best parts of summer cooking in Northeast Florida is the access to incredible local ingredients. Fresh seafood from Mayport, seasonal produce from area farmers markets, locally harvested honey, and Florida-grown citrus all help elevate a simple backyard meal into something special. The next time you fire up the grill, skip the rush and remember what summer is really about: slowing down, gathering with friends and family, and enjoying the simple pleasures that make life on the First Coast so memorable. After all, the secret ingredient in every great barbecue isn’t what’s on the grill—it’s who’s gathered around it.

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Folio Summer BBQ Pro Tips • Fresh shrimp cooks faster than you think—don’t overdo it. • Always oil your grill grates before cooking seafood. • Keep a cooler stocked with plenty of water during Florida’s hottest months. • Use local farmers markets for peak-season fruits and vegetables. • Save grilling for late afternoon or early evening when the Florida sun starts to ease up. Happy grilling, Northeast Florida. Summer is served.

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ARLINGTON Atlantis Lounge instagram.com/theatlantis_jax Cliff’s Bar and Grill cliffsbarandgrill.com Club Heaven clubheavenjax.com BEACHES/PONTE VEDRA Beach Bowl beachbowljax.com Bedlam bedlamlive.com Blue Jay Listening Room bluejayjax.com The Brix Taphouse jacksonvillebeachbar.com Casa Marina casamarinahotel.com Culhane’s culhanesirishpub.com Flask & Cannon facebook.com/flaskandcannon Green Room Brewing greenroombrewing.com Grey Matter Distillery greymatterdistillery.com Gusto gustojax.com Hoptinger Bier Garden + Sausage House hoptinger.com Ink Factory Brewing inkfactorybrewing.com Island Girl Cigar Bar islandgirlcigarbar.com

Jekyll Brewing jekyllbrewing.com Julep Palm Valley facebook.com/juleppalmvalley Kicker’s Country Bar instagram.com/kickersbar Lemon Bar & Grille lemonbarjax.com Living Room Lounge instagram.com/thelivingroomab Lucky’s Bar instagram.com/luckysjaxbch

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VooSwar Restaurant & Lounge instagram.com/vooswar DOWNTOWN The Albatross thealbatrossjax.com Bold City Brewery boldcitybrewery.com

Lynch’s Irish Pub lynchsirishpub.com Mango’s mangosjaxbeach.com

De Real Ting Cafe facebook.com/derealtingcafe

Mavi’s Waterfront Bar & Grill mavijax.com

Decca Live deccalive.com

Mayport Brewing Company maportbrewing.com

Dos Gatos dosgatosjax.com

Mayport Garden Club mayportgardenclub.com

Element Bistro Bar & Lounge elementjax.com

Monkey’s Uncle Tavern monkeysuncletavern.com

Hardwicks hardwicksbarjax.com

Palm Valley Outdoors Bar and Grill palmvalleyoutdoors.com

Island Girl Cigar Bar islandgirlcigarbar.com

Penthouse Lounge at Casa Marina Hotel casamarinahotel.com Refinery Jax Beach refineryjaxbeach.com

The Ritz Lounge theritzlounge.com

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Surfer The Bar surferthebar.com

The Circuit Arcade Bar instagram.com/thecircuitbarcade

Reve Brewing revebrewing.com

904-549-5647 gobiotarget.com

Southern Swells Brewing Company southernswells.com

Serenity Restaurant & Hookah Lounge serenityjaxbeach.com

Keane’s Tavern keanestavern.com Live Bar facebook.com/livebarclubjax Manifest Distilling manifestdistilling.com Myth Nightclub & Bar mythexperience.com Ocean Street Tequila instagram.com/oceanstreettacosandtequila Pour Taproom jaxpourtaproom.com

Ruby Beach Brewing rubybeachbrewing.com

Iggy’s Grill and Bar facebook.com/iggysgrill

SIP Cocktail bar sipontheroof.com

Kava & Company kavaandcompany.com

Spliff’s Gastropub spliffsgastropub.com

Legacy Ale Works legacyaleworks.com

That Bar At The Arena facebook.com/ThatBarattheArena

Monkey’s Uncle Tavern monkeysunclemandarin.com

The Volstead thevolsteadjax.com FLEMING ISLAND Island Girl Cigar Bar islandgirlcigarbar.com/fleming-island Mercury Moon facebook.com/mercury-moon Mr. Chubby’s Wings mrchubbyswings.com Sunset Tiki Bar doctorslakemarina.com/tiki Whitey’s Fish Camp whiteysfishcamp.com INTRACOASTAL WEST 9 Zero Pour 9zeropour.com Brew and Barrel Tavern bbtjax.com MVP’s Sports Grille facebook.com/mvpssportsgrille The Spot Hookah Lounge thespothookahloungejax.com Time Out Sports Grill timeoutsportsgrill.com MANDARIN/JULINGTON CREEK/FRUIT COVE 2nd Bay Brewing 2ndbaybrewing.com Comedy Zone comedyzone.com

Rack’em Up Sports Bar facebook.com/rackemupsportsbar The Cavern Pub thecavernpub.com Time Out Sports Grill timeoutsportsgrill.com Murray Hill Axe Champs axechamps.com Buchner’s Bierhalle buchnersbierhalle.com Emerald Vine Room theemeraldvineroom.weebly. com Fishweir Brewing Company fishweirbrewing.com The Flamingo theflamingojax.com Perfect Rack Billiards perfectrackbilliards.com Silver Cow silvercowjax.com Spruce sprucejax.com The Walrus thewalrusjax.com NORTHSIDE Coppertop Bar and Restaurant coppertopbarandrestaurant. com

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Dart Bar & Games facebook.com/dartbarjax

5 Points Liquor Lounge instagram.com/5ptslounge

57 Heaven facebook.com/57heavenop

Eclipse Bar & Nightclub facebook.com/eclipsebarjax

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Big Dawgs Sports Restaurant bigdawgsrestaurant.com

The Garage garagejax.com

Cheers Park Avenue cheersparkave.com

The Green House thegreenhousebar.com

The Daq Shack thedaqshack904.com

Hoptinger Bier Garden + Sausage House hoptinger.com

Dee’s Music Bar and Grill facebook.com/musicbarandgrill The Fresh Spot Lounge thefreshspotlounge.com LeaderBoard Arcade leaderboardarcade.com Locals Pub localspub.co Nakama Anime Bar nakamabar.com

Incahoots incahootsnightclub.com Kanine Social kaninesocial.com Keg & Coin kegandcoinjax.com Kingmaker Brewing kingmakerbrewing.com Lemonstreet Brewing Company lemonstreetbrewing.com

Park Avenue Billiards parkavenuebilliards.com

The Loft loftjax.com

Pinglehead Brewing Company pinglehead.com

Myrtle Avenue Brewing instagram.com/myrtleavebrewing

Southern Social Whiskey Bar & Lounge southernsocialbar.com

Night Lights facebook.com/nightlightsjax

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Park Place Lounge parkplaceloungejax.com River & Post riverandpostjax.com Riverside Liquors riversideliquors.biz

1937 Spirits & Eatery 1937sanmarco.com Aardwolf Brewing Company aardwolfbrewing.com Bar Molino barmolino.com Breezy Jazz House breezyjazzhouse.com Cuba Libre Ultra Lounge cubalibrebar.com Fore Score Golf Tavern forescoregolf.com The Grape & Grain Exchange grapeandgrainexchange.com Kava & Company kavaandcompany.com The Mudville Grill themudvillegrill.com The Players Grille playersgrille.com Posting House posting.house Sherwoods sherwoodsbar.com Sidecar instagram.com/sidecarjax Voodoo Brewing instagram.com/voodoojax SOUTHSIDE/ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER

Rogue Bar facebook.com/rogue.bar.1

Austin Karaoke facebook.com/austinkaraoke

Root Down facebook.com/rootdownjax

Bottlenose Brewing bottlenosebrewing.com

Shores Liquor and Bar instagram.com/shoresliquoravondale

Cataluna Jax catalunajax.com

Culhane’s culhanesirishpub.com

Strings Sports Brewery stringssportsbrewery.com

Island Girl Cigar Bar islandgirlcigarbar.com

Stumpy’s Hatchet House stumpyshh.com

Jax Craft Beer jaxcraftbeer.com

Tulua Bistro instagram.com/tuluabistro

Medusa Restaurant and Hookah Lounge facebook.com/ medusa-loungejacksonville

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Lillian’s lillianssportsgrill.com

Ancient City Brewing ancientcitybrewing.com

The Phoenix Bar & Bowling facebook.com/thephoenixjax

Rio Restaurant and Lounge instagram.com/riorestauraunt.jax

Arnold’s Lounge arnoldslounge.com

Seven Bridges Grille & Brewery 7bridgesgrille.com

Beacon Listening Room beaconstaug.com

Sugar Factory instagram.com/ sugarfactoryjacksonville

Cellar Upstairs Bar at San Sebastian Winery sansebastianwinery.com

The Block Jax theblockjax.com

Colonial Oak Music Park thecolonialoakmusicpark.com

Trio Lounge triohookahlounge.com

Dog Rose Brewing dogrosebrewing.com

Veterans United Craft Brewery vubrew.com

Odd Birds Cocktail Lounge and Kitchen instagram.com/odd_birds

Wicked Barley Brewing Company wickedbarley.com

The Original Café Eleven originalcafe11.com

WXYZ Bar at Aloft Hotel aloftjacksonvilletapestrypark.com

WESTSIDE Duval Hall instagram.com/duvalhalljax Elevation Lounge elevationjax.com

Prohibition Kitchen pkstaug.com

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Shanghai Nobby’s nobbysfl.weebly.com

Crispy’s crispysspringfieldgallery.com

Tradewinds Lounge tradewindslounge.com

Juice Wine Bar juicewinebar.com

The Bar with No Name instagram.com/nonamebarstaug

The District thedistrictspr.com

Tini Martini tini-martini-bar.com

Historically Hoppy Brewing Company historicallyhoppy.com

Boat Drinks boatdrinksbar.com

Shantytown Pub facebook.com/shantytownjax

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THE BEST

Can you smoke cigarettes inside (actual cigarettes, not vapes), how many neon signs are blinking on the wall, and what does the pool table situation look like? Is there more mysterious liquid on the floor than there are chips in the tile? For a rookie reviewer, these are the exact things that make or break a ranking. But anyone who actually drinks in these places knows that the “best” dive bar is somewhat of a myth. Real dive bar goers understand that a great spot has nothing to do with the superficial aesthetics and everything to do with how well you know the staff and whether you can comfortably roll up on a random weekday night. So really, this was just a long-winded way of saying that this is going to be a highly biased, deeply opinionated list of what I think are the absolute best dive bars in Northeast Florida.

1. Pete’s Bar I think we all knew this was going to 4. Ginger’s Place Is now a good time to be at the top of my list. And yes, maybe it is now technically “overrated,” and please don’t even try to go there on a Friday or Saturday night unless you like being packed shoulder-to-shoulder with the weekend crowd. But I’d be lying if I said I would choose any other spot over Pete’s. No, you can’t smoke inside anymore, and the pool tables are perpetually booked, but that outside deck is a safe haven for us who want the dive-bar history and not the smell. Like I said, this is a very opinionated, biased list. Deal with it.

mention that I’ve never actually stepped foot inside Ginger’s? Probably not. But I’ve driven past this absolute landmark on the corner of Beach Blvd more times than I can count, and I always slow down to peek through the door, which is essentially seeing the whole bar because I’ve been told it’s that small. But smoking is fully allowed indoors, and I’ve personally encountered their legendary “free drink” business cards floating around town. They clearly know how to market to the locals, and they make the list purely on immaculate, mysterious vibes alone.

2. Harbor Tavern I have been to this bar 5. No Name Bar or The Bar exactly one time and one time was enough to make it second on With No Name Does it get more dive bar than our (my) list. You know it’s good when there are only two photos of this establishment tucked away in Atlantic Beach on Yelp. And when I say “tucked away” in Atlantic Beach, I mean it’s literally a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it storefront right on Mayport Road. It’s tiny. I’m pretty sure there is only one bartender on staff, who has to tell me and anyone else who orders a tequila soda with lime that they only have the artificial lime packets. But the pool tables are usually wide open, the jukebox plays what it wants, and don’t even get me started on the moody, deep-red lighting that makes you feel like you’re in a coming-of-age film.

literally not having a name? St. Augustine’s worst-kept secret is just so effortlessly cool and laid-back that they don’t need signage. They know they’re going to have a full house regardless. I actually had to Google if No Name officially qualified as a dive bar because their massive waterfront view walks a fine line into “tourist trap” territory. But apparently, it counts. Between the live acoustic acts squeezed into the corner and the cheap plastic cups, it’s a staple, and it’s on my list.

6. 5 Points Liquor Lounge While 3. Shanty Town Pub If I were actually

basing this list on the classic checklist I mentioned earlier, Shanty Town would knock every other bar out of the park. It is peak Springfield dive-bar aesthetic. It oozes a total “I don’t really care if you like us or not” attitude, and the inside is small enough that you’d think it would get suffocating, but it stays perfectly low-key. But because I didn’t base this list on a standard checklist, they aren’t number one. Don’t worry, Shanty Town, top three is still very impressive.

this place is technically the new kid on the block, I got to give credit where credit is due. I’ll definitely get some hate from locals for this one since it took over a Five Points essential, Wall Street (RIP), but they honestly have a good thing going. They kept the dark, cavelike layout but upgraded it with comfortable booths, vintage decor, and—bless them—they actually sell cigarettes behind the counter, earning them massive brownie points. However, I’m docking a lot of points because the last time I was there, my lips were turning blue from the aggressive air conditioning. Pack a winter coat if you want a drink here.

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