10/12/16 Picking Up the Pieces

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THIS WEEK // 10.12-10.18.16 // VOL. 29 ISSUE 28 COVER STORY

THE AFTERMATH [12] OF THE STORM:

A PICTORIAL

Northeast Florida begins picking up the pieces left by HURRICANE MATTHEW STORY BY CLAIRE GOFORTH PHOTOS BY DENNIS HO and CLAIRE GOFORTH

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BOOMER BUMMER

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TWO WHEELS AND A CURE

BY A.G. GANCARSKI For those UNDER 50, November offers nothing

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BY NICK MCGREGOR Scott Bradlee’s POSTMODERN JUKEBOX plays today’s hits in yesterday’s style, keeping an eye on the DIGITAL FUTURE

BY JOSUÉ CRUZ Over 1,500 cyclists hit the asphalt to find a CURE FOR MS

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FROM THE EDITOR

GET SOME O’ THAT SWEET

GUB’MENT

MONEY

HURRICANE MATTHEW HAS COME AND GONE, leaving felled trees, flood damage, smashed homes, cars and businesses in its wake.

Mercifully, the storm did not directly hit Northeast Florida, so many of us escaped relatively unscathed while others may suffer economic impacts of the storm for months, even years.

But wait, there’s hope! Sweet, sweet hope, better known as government assistance. (If you’re opposed to taking cash from Uncle Sugar, well, good for you.)

For the rest of us, you’re eligible for disaster assistance from the feds if: • a member of your household is a U.S. • citizen, non-citizen national, or qualified • alien with a social security number; • you experienced financial losses • (including lost time at work, damage • to home, business, automobile, etc.) as a • result of the storm; and • those losses were not covered under an • insurance policy. If you’re not sure if your • insurance policy will cover you, go ahead • and apply. The sooner you have a denial • form in hand, the sooner Federal • Emergency Management Authority may • be able to help.

There are gobs and gobs of things that people don’t realize they can get reimbursed for or, in some cases, get immediate assistance.

These include costs associated with property damage, personal injuries, rent, storage, medical expenses, funeral expenses, HVAC unit damage, water and septic systems, even hotels if you were evacuated. For low-income folks, there’s even a way to get free legal advice and help through Disaster Legal Services.

It’s important to take photos of storm damage to your property as soon as possible, ideally before you begin cleaning up and repairing, and to maintain records of all expenses.

Before you apply for assistance, make sure you have your social security number, insurance policy, damage information, total annual household income before taxes, current contact information and, only if you prefer direct deposit of funds, your bank account information.

Although some qualify for no-stringsattached assistance, if your annual household income is more than a certain amount, FEMA may refer you to SBA to apply for a loan to pay for your losses. But just because they send you to Small Business Administration doesn’t mean you’ll qualify; and if you don’t, guess what? They send you back to FEMA for a grant (that’s free money, yo). So don’t despair if you get sent to SBA, just apply. If you get approved and don’t like the terms of the loan, you’re not obligated to take it.

As of Oct. 10, our area has not been federally declared for individual assistance, but it is expected to be designated as such any minute now, so FEMA is taking early registration for Hurricane Matthew recovery.

Uncle Sugar might be able to SAVE YOU FROM BANKRUPTCY or the poor house

If your business or private nonprofit organization was physically damaged or economically harmed by the storm, you may qualify for a low-interest, long-term loan of up to $2 million through SBA. You can use the funds to repair or replace damaged or destroyed real estate, machinery and equipment, inventory and other business assets. Some may even be eligible for refinancing all or a portion of an existing mortgage or lien and “may be able to increase the loan up to 20 percent of the confirmed physical losses … to make improvements that reduce the risk of damage by future disasters.”

Now could be the time to install those storm windows or shore up that bulkhead on your waterfront restaurant.

Even if your business wasn’t physically damaged, you may be able to receive up to $2 million in loans to help meet working capital needs caused by the disaster. ’Cause, really, if you’re one of the 92,545 JEA customers reportedly without power as of 12:45 p.m.

Oct. 10 according to the outage map, you’re probably not open. A closed business = a business that’s losing money. Those that may qualify include small businesses, small agricultural cooperatives, small businesses engaged in aquaculture and most private, nonprofit organizations.

Beware of scammers! Jerks ripping people off descend like locusts after pretty much every disaster, some price-gouging or committing fraud, others pretending to be FEMA inspectors, contractors, tree-trimmers and oral surgeons (maybe not that last one).

If you suspect fraud or price-gouging, call FEMA’s Disaster Fraud Hotline at 866-7205721 or the Florida Attorney General’s fraud and price-gouging hotline at 866-966-7226.

Be aware that FEMA inspectors do not just show up and start poking around. After you’ve applied for assistance, they’ll call you to schedule an appointment, and all inspectors carry a federal photo ID. If some yahoo with a chainsaw or a tool belt asks if you need work done at your home or business, check his or her business or contractor license and proof of insurance before you let them in your house or on your roof — or let them take a chainsaw to the leaning tower of live oak in the backyard.

Recover on!

Claire Goforth claire@folioweekly.com Sources: disaster.gov, fema.gov _____________________________________ For more information or to apply for federal assistance, visit disasterassistance.gov or call 1-800621-FEMA (1-800-621-3362), TTY 1-800-4627585, 711 or VRS 1-800-621-3362.

To apply for an SBA loan, visit disasterloan. sba.gov/ela to fill out a Disaster Loan Application or mail a completed application and an IRS Form 4506-T (Request for Transcript of Tax Return) to: Processing & Disbursement Center, 14925 Kingsport Road, Fort Worth, Texas 76155.

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BODIES IN MOTION

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The internationally renowned, New York City-based Parsons Dance Company is masterful at creating and performing enigmatic, contemporary American dance pieces. The 10-person troupe has a repertoire of more than 75 works composed by founder David Parsons, and has toured more than 383 cities, 22 countries and five continents. 7:30 p.m.

Friday, Oct. 14, Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, Orange Park, $13-$33, thcenter.org.

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AM I MY BROTHER’S EATER? ZOMBIEFEST

“Brains!!!” The flesheating fête Zombiefest features Cosplay, laser tag, a costume contest, music by DJ ENS, artists, vendors, and food trucks.

Naturally, attendees should wear their best “living dead” attire. However, gnawing on passersby, the elderly, and babies is strongly discouraged.

3-8 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 15, Hemming Park, Downtown, jaxzombiewalk.com.

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THERE’S SAND IN MY BEER! BEACHES OKTOBERFEST

Billed as “Florida’s Largest Oktoberfest,” the Beaches Oktoberfest features a ton of tasty craft brews to sample, and yummy vittles, along with live music from Blues Traveler (pictured), Collie Buddz, The Movement, Cloud 9 Vibes, The Band Be Easy, Smoke Stack, The Firewater Tent Revival, and Split Tone. Friday, Oct. 14- Sunday, Oct. 16, SeaWalk Pavilion, Jax Beach, $25-$30 VIP advance; $60 day of.

For details and to score tix, go to beachesoktoberfest.com.

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CREATIVE DISCUSSION GAMALIEL RODRÍGUEZ

Renowned visual artist Rodriguez creates works with ballpoint pens, felt-tip markers and acrylics, resulting in evocative images that bridge the gap between old illustrations and printmaking, while dealing with the study of the image itself. This week, Long Road Projects features Rodriguez discussing his work and studio practice.

6-8 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 19, FSCJ Kent Campus Gallery, Westside, longroadprojects.com.

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ROCKIN’ THE LEGACY

MAGNOLIAFEST: THE STETSON KENNEDY CENTENNIAL The legacy of Jacksonville native Stetson Kennedy (1916-2011)

is sustained by his epoch-changing efforts as an author and human rights activist. The 20th annual MagnoliaFest Celebrating the Stetson Kennedy Centennial features live performances by Billy Bragg (pictured), JJ Grey & Mofro, The Infamous Stringdusters, Keller Williams, Zach Deputy, Sarah Lee Guthrie, and This Frontier Needs Heroes. Noon Saturday, Oct. 15, St. Augustine Amphitheatre, $93.50-$164.50; afterparty 11 p.m., Elks Lodge, next to Amphitheatre, $25 advance; $30 day of; staugamphitheatre.com.

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THE MAIL Trump calls these statements sarcasm. Is this the same kind of sarcasm as the phrase above the entrances of the Auschwitz and Dachau former concentration camps, “Work sets you free”?

Is this the kind of country you want to live in?

Bruce Mize via email

HITLER REBORN, PART II

HITLER REBORN

IF TRUMP IS ELECTED PRESIDENT, I WILL probably be one of the first to go to the gas chamber because I am an atheist. Is this Trump’s final solution? Is this what he means when he says, “Make America great again”?

In the ’60s, I worked with a German who got to America as a World War II POW. He taught me how to be a machine operator and we rode to work together for a while. He told me, “When you are 14 and someone says you are the greatest people in the world and this country should be the world’s leader, you believe it.” What he didn’t say, probably because he was too young to vote in Germany, was that no one could believe Hitler would do the things he did.

The place where I worked with this German was a meat-packing plant and the owners were Jews, so they had many displaced persons of World War II and Europe working there. They all had numbers tattooed on their arms from when they were in Nazi concentration camps. It had been only 15 years since the end of World War II. It is time to question the mind of this man, Donald Trump, who has said: 1) I could walk down Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and people would still vote for me.

2) If she gets to pick Supreme Court justices, nothing you can do, folks, except Second Amendment people, maybe there is?

RE.: “Privileges, Scourges and Good v. Evil,” by Claire Goforth, Sept. 28 YOUR ARTICLE IS A MUCH-NEEDED REMINDER that there are rational, insightful and compassionate people in Jacksonville. Thank you for that.

I fear, however, that those among us who choose not to be bothered with fact and are unconcerned with character will dismiss your comments out of hand. When educated people choose to hate Hillary Clinton as a person and a politician based on what they think they know about her (I recently overheard an older man comment that Hillary and Bill had already killed 57 or 58 people, he had lost count, to silence them) and support Donald as a businessman and anti-politician based on what they refuse to know about him, I see the specter of pre-war Germany looming over our future.

Donna Lewis via email

CORRUPTION IN THE SUNSHINE

RE.: “The Neighbors from Hell,” by Julie Parker, Sept. 28 THIS IS FLORIDA. ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND will be until we wise up and say our quality of life and our natural resources are important.

There has been so much destruction in the last 15 years only the rising sea can bring it to a halt.

Please don’t bother with the St. Johns River Water Management District. Corruption gets its name with that waste management district.

Patricia Hazouri via Facebook

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BRICKBATS + BOUQUETS BOUQUETS TO NALU TROPICAL TAKEOUT Upon their return to St. Augustine after evacuating for Hurricane Matthew, Jerry and Bobbie Morgan, owners of Nalu Tropical Takeout, quickly cleaned up their home and property, then loaded up the food truck and headed out to serve free hot meals to others who were less fortunate. Through the weekend, their truck became something of a waystation for donations of food, ice and, of course, hungry people as the Morgans worked tirelessly morning ’til night feeding their fellows. That’s giving at its finest.

BRICKBATS TO DISASTER PROFITEERS After disaster strikes, it doesn’t take long for criminals and con artists to figure out a way to profit on people’s suffering. Reports of burglaries, fraud and people selling stickers and T-shirts for “charity,” aka their own pecuniary gain, almost immediately surfaced after Hurricane Matthew. Take heed, unscrupulous jerkoffs making a buck off misery — you will be caught.

Do you suspect someone of scamming hurricane survivors? Send tips and tales to mail@folioweekly.com.

BOUQUETS TO HURRICANE HEROES The wake of Hurricane Matthew has sent tales of everyday heroics trickling through Northeast Florida. Working ’round the clock, residents, businesses, government, police, fire, rescue and even utilities have done a helluva job speeding the recovery process and keeping misery to a minimum. Keep up the good work!

DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO DESERVES A BOUQUET? HOW ABOUT A BRICKBAT? Send submissions to mail@folioweekly.com; 50 word maximum, concerning a person, place, or topic of local interest.

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FOLIO VOICES : FIGHTIN’ WORDS For those UNDER 50, November offers nothing

BOOMER

BUMMER AT THIS POINT, YOU’VE SEEN IT ALL EXCEPT FOR the requisite October Surprise. (Unless you want to count the “Grab them by the [expletive deleted].”)

You’ve seen Trump and Clinton debate twice, and if you don’t have a fantasy football team to monitor, you may have paid attention.

And you also saw Pence and Kaine go at it.

The operatives — the folks from PACs, from campaigns, and through much of the political media — will tell you there are YUGE differences between the candidates.

If they are pro-Clinton, they’ll tell you about Trump’s horrifying misogyny, about his lack of understanding of traditional American foreign policy, about his adherence to Russia, his tax dodge, his seeming tendency to treat his wife like a business acquaintance and his daughter like a wife, and the rest of the endless parade of horribles.

And — let’s be clear — the operatives will be right on all counts.

Trump is a horrifying individual.

Conservatives have swallowed Trumpism with all the alacrity and wisdom of someone doing hemlock shooters at last call. Trump has negated the traditional brand of conservatism and replaced it with a vulgar cult of personality, rooted in inherent contradiction.

But there is an equally appalling case to be made on the other side, about one of the most “vetted” candidates to run for the presidency since Richard Nixon in 1968.

Hillary Clinton has 40 years of BS to rummage through like a HazMat crew in a Hoarders shoot.

From cattle futures and Whitewater to missing emails and Benghazi, with Bushian votes in favor of the PATRIOT Act and the Iraq War mixed up in there, Hillary Clinton’s history is known.

Operatives can throw it out there.

And it’s all true.

Trump and Clinton employ very different public rhetoric.

One speaks the language of the interest groups of the center-left, offering rhetorical adhesion for a coalition that jibes better in theory than in practice.

The “Stronger Together” rhetoric contains multitudes. Clinton, once an opponent of same-sex marriage, is now a proponent of LGBT rights. Clinton, whose husband pushed for the 1994 crime bill and who once referred to black youth of that era as “superpredators,” has walked it all back.

Maybe Hillary Clinton has changed.

Maybe times have changed. Maybe the calculus that got Bill Clinton through the 1992 primaries, via the avowedly “centrist” rhetoric of the Democratic Leadership Council, lost its purpose sometime between 2008 and Hillary Clinton’s absurdly difficult primary battle against Bernie Sanders — who was considered, at

best, a footnote in the campaign before he started winning primaries.

Trump, who seemed to go from New York liberal to birther at some point in Obama’s first term, tries to serve up conservative rhetoric.

But in reality, it’s authoritarian: As if there’s not a problem that can’t be solved when a government officer has a gun pointed at citizens.

From his advocacy of “stop and frisk” going nationwide, to his Muslim ban, to his proposed en masse deportation of 11 million illegal immigrants, to his “pivot” on abortion that took him from a pro-choice position to musing that women perhaps should be punished for terminating a pregnancy, Trump is a nightmare.

Choosing in this election is not like choosing between Coke and Pepsi.

It’s like choosing between Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong Il. Like choosing between Monsanto and Union Carbide.

Like choosing between Blaine Gabbert and Ryan Leaf.

These are horrifying options; you can thank the Baby Boomer generation for them.

There’s a reason that watching Clinton and Trump verbally parry is like watching the Ropers squabble on a Three’s Company rerun. They are like matched halves of a pair of apocalyptic bookends. Their rhetoric, their stridency, their absurdity — all of it is of the generation that gave you pan-Asian land war, a $20 trillion debt, a student loan crisis, GMO foods, and a guarandamntee that 9/10 of those reading this will work harder and earn less than their parents.

Those younger than 40 have inherited a toxic ash dump that we still call America. The official rhetoric may be freedom; the reality is a police state, especially for people of color, moored in special interests on the left, crony capitalists in the center, and the tinfoil hat brigade on the right.

Next election likely will be a repudiation of the boomer legacy, which has reached its tragic nadir in this presidential race. As the economic signposts on the road to the Third World become more unmistakable, maybe younger voters will realize the irony: The country has gone bankrupt to secure the entitlements of those chuckling oldsters with the “we’re spending our children’s inheritance” bumper stickers.

This election is a little more whistling in the graveyard.

And while there are third-party candidates, they are unable to make this case for what it is.

Gary Johnson can’t get on a live mic without garbling talking points. And Jill Stein might as well be on a milk carton.

Four more years. Then, one hopes, you kids will learn your lesson and vote accordingly.

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FOLIO COMMUNITY : NEWS

Over 1,500 cyclists HIT THE ASPHALT to find a cure for MS

TWO WHEELS &

A CURE

photo by Dennis Ho

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ELLEN KALLAHER HAS BEEN TRAINING — painfully — for the last four months for the upcoming Bike MS: PGA Tour Cycle to the Shore, the annual fundraiser now in its 30th year, in which cyclists of all ages and skill levels ride from Jacksonville to Daytona and back. It has been an arduous training regimen for Kallaher because 1) she is not too crazy about cycling, and 2) she has been living with multiple sclerosis (MS) for the last 20 years. When she talks about pain, it’s not the average ‘oh, I’m seriously out of shape’ pain. She is referring the debilitating neurological disease that is the very impetus for Bike MS. “My motivation is about being able to complete the ride, sure, but it is more about being a part of finding a cure for this disease,” said Kallaher, a nurse and mother of three.

“Each pedal push is about still being here and still making gains against MS.” For those of you still in the dark about MS, you are not alone. Aside from knowing the acronym and that MS caused Richard Pryor’s ultimate deterioration, most of us (including me) would have to spellcheck sclerosis, a medical term defined as the abnormal hardening of tissue. According the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, “[MS] is an unpredictable, often disabling disease of the central nervous system that disrupts the flow of information within the brain, and between the brain and body.”

The kicker is that the medical field has yet to really pin down the cause of the disease, which as recently as 1993 was simply untreatable. Back then, doctors would say, “You have MS. Good-bye and good luck.” The efforts driven by the funds raised over the last few decades have facilitated the research and new medication for those afflicted with MS. Corrina Madrid, Chapter President for the North Florida Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, said, “The Bike MS is the largest organized cycling series in the country. Each one of the 50 states has at least

one Bike MS event every year and I know more than a few people [who have ridden] in each and every one of them.” Madrid says that the idea for the events started in 1980 is a tad unclear. “I am not quite sure how it started, but it’s now the standard of cycling events around the world and it’s set up as a ride, not a race, so folks of all abilities can take on the whole ride or any given portion of it,” she told Folio Weekly. There are seven route options over the two-day event.

Madrid proudly listed some key facts about the North Florida chapter. In 2015, the chapter: • raised $478,720 for research projects; • provided college scholarships to four • students who either have MS themselves • or have a parent with the disease; • contributed $30,000 to the Chapter’s • financial assistance service; and • assisted 15 families on MS Service Day. “Each rider pays an entry fee and additionally agrees to raise a minimum of $250. Most teams go way beyond that,” Madrid said. In 2015, the top fundraising teams (riders sign up and participate as teams to help maximize fundraising efforts) breached the $100K mark, according to Madrid. “The whole thing is a success because we have teams who care and a veteran volunteer committee that knows how to put on a great event here in North Florida.”

Among the most successful teams is team Big Banana, spearheaded by North Florida chapter board member Bruce Reid. Since 2010, team Big Banana has raised more than $600K to fight MS. Reid took an early retirement just so he could dedicate himself to riding in Bike MS events all around the nation. He has ridden at least 100 miles in each of the 50 states and he, alongside his wife, Linda Bushong-Reid, are now working on a second go-round and hoping to duplicate their earlier feat.

“At first, we rode in one, just to see if we could do it,” said Reid. “After I finished that first one, a couple of co-workers came up to me and thanked me for riding for them and their spouses and their families, any of whom had been living with MS. At that point, I realized this was much more than just riding a bike.”

Reid has done a least one Bike MS event every year for the last 16 years. “The feeling is like no other. When I started riding, there was barely one medical treatment on the market for MS. The money we have raised has directly gone to create medicinal options for folks with the disease. That is amazing and I won’t stop riding until we have a cure for MS — even then I probably won’t stop.”

In 2015, team Big Banana raised big bucks.

Reid said that riders in Big Banana commit to raising at least $1,000 each, and that most surpass that easily. “Last year, our team of 35 raised $126K to fight MS.” And the team is a major force on MS Service Day, when they exhibit equal enthusiasm for washing windows and cleaning floors for families coping with the disease.

“You can talk to 10 more people on any of the teams who ride in Bike MS, and 10 more after that and you’ll get the same enthusiasm and passion for fighting MS,” Reid said. “I used to work out regularly prior to my efforts to fight MS and I look back and realize that the feeling was very shallow.”

Kallaher agrees. “I am riding for us all,” she said. Her training day begins well before the sun rises, as the heat severely affects her cognitive and physical abilities. “The world has changed for those of us dealing with MS. Twenty years ago, we were not sure if we would be able to walk as we aged with the disease. Today, I am here riding to eliminate it.”

Josué Cruz mail@folioweekly.com

____________________________________ Bike MS: PGA Tour Cycle to the Shore 2016 is held Oct. 22 & 23. Details at main.nationalmssociety.org.

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A PICTORIAL: Northeast Florida begins picking up the pieces left by HURRICANE MATTHEW

AFTERMATH STORM of the

STO RY BY C L A I R E G O F O R T H • P HOTOS BY D E N N I S H O & C L A I R E G O F O R T H

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s Hurricane Matthew unleashed its hellfire on Haiti on Oct. 5, businesses throughout its projected path through Florida began shuttering; cars were packed, windows boarded and residents fled to safer ground with friends, in hotels and area shelters. Northeast Florida braced for the worst storm in living memory to hit the region, glued to the news as we hunkered with fingers crossed and prayers for homes and businesses and the thousands who stubbornly refused to budge in spite of the direst of warnings.

“This storm will kill you,” Governor Rick Scott gravely said in a press conference.

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In the end, however, Hurricane Matthew was not to be “the storm of the century” when it raged up Florida’s coastline on Oct. 7.

Instead, on Saturday, when people crawled out from the cloistered spaces where they’d waited out the deluge, which raked the coast as a Category 3 hurricane, rather than the worst-case scenario Category 4 direct hit that many had anticipated, from Flagler, which took it the hardest, to Fernandina Beach, which was hammered by the surge, the biggest surprise was how little had changed.

Returning home, most evacuees found some cosmetic damage — shattered glass, missing shingles and thousands of trees, splintered in two and ripped out of the ground, roots still clinging to the earth that had been their anchor. Even as crews worked 12-hour shifts and utilities from around the nation sent manpower and equipment

to help with the restoration, through the weekend power remained elusive for hundreds of thousands. At night, the area was transformed into a patchwork of bright and dark patches representing the electricity haves and have-nots.

Throughout Saturday and Sunday, the buzz of chainsaws and generators filled the air. With so many without power and most businesses closed, ice and gas were in short supply. By Sunday, some of the hundreds of thousands of Northeast Floridians still without power had started grumbling on social media; over the long, powerless weekend, the storm created a new type of evacuee: the electricity refugee.

Otherwise, the damage was nothing like the expectations of chaos and destruction that had been broadcast with increasing urgency as the storm neared. Even as early as

In St. Augustine, storm water flooded homes and businesses like Tini-Martini Bar at the Casablanca Inn (top left), ripped signs from the ground at the corner San Marco and Sanchez Avenues (below right), and tossed boats aside like toys, bringing the Ancient City to its knees. Meanwhile, in Fernandina Beach, the rare sight of large-scale destruction, such as this sign (bottom left) next door to Halftime Sporta Bar & Grill juxtaposed untouched homes, cars and businesses. While St. Augustinians picked through the wreckage of their lives, Amelia Island quickly returned to business as usual.

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“[The] dunes did THEIR JOB here in Neptune Beach.”

RICH BANKS, CAPTAIN NEPTUNE BEACH OCEAN RESCUE

Though Northeast Florida had braced for a direct hit, Hurricane Matthew skirted the coast as a Category 3, sparing the region and the thousands who refused to obey mandatory evacuation orders from its worst. Throughout the beaches of Jacksonville, most damage was to boardwalks (top, Neptune Beach), rooftops (bottom left, Casa Marina in Jacksonville Beach) and trees split apart or pulled up by the roots (above right, St. Augustine).

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AFTERMATH STORM of the

<<< FROM PREVIOUS Saturday, in some spots, such as long sections of oceanfront Heckscher Drive/S.R. A1A in Fernandina Beach, the sight of perfect lawns and grand homes entirely intact was so uninterrupted that if you didn’t know there had been a serious squall, you’d have assumed it was a typically idyllic weekend.

As the jittery angst of Hurricane Matthew passed, a sense of elation gripped the populous. Residents who refused mandatory evacuation orders felt vindicated, while those who’d obeyed sat in traffic and waited for the bridges to reopen.

“We made it!” a returning evacuee shouted jubilantly from a car on Mayport Road, shortly after the bridges reopened at noon on Saturday.

In sun-washed Mayport Village, people were relieved to find that reports of Singleton’s Seafood Shack’s demise that had circulated on social media during the storm had been largely exaggerated. Similarly, a somewhat still-standing Jacksonville Beach Pier, which was widely reported to have been obliterated while the winds blew and the waves raged, was a welcome sight. Approximately a third of it had washed away. “It used to be longer,” one man quipped, laughing.

Rich Banks, captain of Neptune Beach Ocean Rescue, said the beaches would have been much worse off without the dune restoration project. “Dunes did their job here in Neptune Beach,” he said, pointing to poles that had been exposed by sea water washing large chunks of dune away. Banks estimated that the storm had taken the dune restoration back at least 15 years.

Left with little to do other than collect tree limbs and remove boards from windows, on Saturday afternoon thousands flocked to the beach to take in the gougedout dunes, damaged businesses such as Casa Marina, where cleanup was well underway, and refuse left behind by the storm surge which, though it breached the dunes, caused relatively little damage.

By early afternoon, the ocean was dotted with the bobbing heads of surfers, with more arriving by the minute to catch some posthurricane waves. Banks grimaced, mentioning the large amount of trash that was reportedly visible at low tide that morning. “Last I heard … the beaches were closed — but you can’t stop 60,000 people from coming to take a look,” he said.

Shortboard tucked under an arm, sunscreen white on his shoulders as if applied in a hurry, one man in Jax Beach scoffed at the mention of debris and bacteria in the water.

“A lot of people in the water, too,” he retorted, trotting toward the waves.

Meanwhile, in St. Augustine, other than the odd urban adventurer and merchants picking up the sodden pieces of wreckage strewn across the floors of their businesses, streets normally thronged with visitors were eerily empty. A high waterline marked the spot where the flood finally halted its swell after pouring over the seawall. The Ancient City will likely have the longest road to recovery.

After the bridges to Fernandina Beach opened at 4 p.m., residents returned to find downed trees, power outages and evidence of some flooding. Most, though not all, were largely unscathed. To observers standing behind a border of red caution tape, Brett’s Waterway Café appeared to have suffered the most significant damage; cracks had opened throughout the concrete walkway around it, boards plied up and flung aside, pipes ripped and bent underneath.

When the Green Turtle opened at 8 p.m., happy, slightly ironic cries of “you made

it!” punctured the air whenever a new face appeared in the door.

While for many, Hurricane Matthew was just an excuse for a long weekend, for others, the storm was an opportunity.

At the jetties on Saturday, two men in a truck collected wood left behind by the floodwaters, seemingly for themselves, not as a public service. In the Windy Hill neighborhood in Jacksonville, Billy Mernagh said he got to work for Anderson’s Tree Service at first light. He didn’t have to go far; first his crew removed the tree that fell on

Mernagh’s house during the storm, luckily without causing much damage, then they were to begin what he expected to be many uninterrupted days of work. “[I’m] on call ’til whenever,” he said.

In Mayport, Kayla Leitch remarked of her companion, Garrett Putnam, “He owns his own lawn business, so it’s going to be a good week for him.”

After Hurricane Matthew claimed nearly 900 lives in Haiti, Florida braced for a catastrophic storm. With six lives lost statewide, two bridges closed until further

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AFTERMATH STORM of the

<<< FROM PREVIOUS notice (Shands S.R. 16 Bridge and Crescent Beach S.R. 206 Bridge), relatively few cars, homes and businesses smashed to smithereens or lifted off their axes by floodwaters, by and large, the consensus was: We got lucky. This time.

“If we would’ve got the brunt of the storm, it would’ve been chaos,” Winston ”Bobby” Davis said Saturday afternoon, from his spot selling boiled peanuts on Heckscher Drive by I-295, where the sun was bright and hot.

Claire Goforth claire@folioweekly.com _____________________________________________ Dennis Ho contributed to this story. See more photos from Hurricane Matthew at FolioWeekly.com.

Floodwaters tore into St. Augustine, leaving behind trash and debris on the floor of a vacant property on the corner of A1A and S. Castillo Drive (bottom), and ripped away the roof of First Coast Powersports (top right). On Saturday, a sign warded off would-be trespassers at A1A Aleworks (top left). Storm surge gutted the underside of Brett’s Waterway Café in Fernandina Beach (left) and may have shifted it off the elderly pylons beneath. It could be months — or more — before it opens.

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FOLIO A + E

PLAY IT AGAIN,

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early every musician on the planet has, at some point in his or her career, put a modern spin on old classics. But you rarely hear about contemporary artists interpreting current pop hits through an old-timey lens.

That’s precisely what New York musician Scott Bradlee and his Postmodern Jukebox collective specialize in, however. From doowop renditions of Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” to Motown takes on the esteemed discography of Nickelback to soul send-ups of Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone,” Bradlee and his cohort have done it all.

And they’ve done it in a way that doesn’t feel like an arcane throwback. Bradlee’s sense of social media smarts (Twitter, Snapchat, Periscope — you name it, he excels at it) is unparalleled for a working

jazz musician. The Postmodern Jukebox’s YouTube channel has accumulated nearly 500 million views, and the highest-ranked videos span a range of styles: a haunting cover of Radiohead’s “Creep” (22 million hits), a sultry, swinging version of Meghan Trainor’s “All About that Bass” (18 million), a Singin’ in the Rain-inspired take on Rihanna’s “Umbrella” (5 million), and an eerie interpretation of Lorde’s megahit “Royals” sung by a giant sad clown named Puddles (15 million views).

Looking further back, it was an endless urge to experiment that helped Bradlee land on a version of success that looked markedly different from his post-college struggles in the competitive New York jazz scene. His first popular video, a ragtime medley of ’80s pop hits, went viral after sci-fi icon Neil Gaiman tweeted about it.

“That gave me the bug, basically,” Bradlee

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Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox plays today’s hits in yesterday’s style, keeping an eye on THE DIGITAL FUTURE told Sonic Scoop last year. “I recorded this video, put it up there, and pretty soon, more people had seen [it] than had seen me play in my entire life.”

Once Bradlee expanded the scope of the Postmodern Jukebox and started enlisting guest vocalists to perform certain songs, things really took off. In 2012, Robyn Adele Anderson’s lead on “Thrift Shop,” originally by rappers Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, scored one million views in a week, earning the band a headline spot on Good Morning America months later. The Postmodern Jukebox swept into Cosmopolitan Magazine’s Manhattan offices at the end of 2013 to film their own version of a year-end Best Of list. Video game covers opened the band up to a whole new devoted demographic. And in 2014, the band went fully mainstream, attracting accolades in Time, Billboard and Huffington Post, and on PBS. It’s that blend of expert musicianship, passionate live performances, and smart media strategy that has propelled the band to such a prominent position. In 2016 alone, Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox has completed a 75-date European tour and a 16-date Australasian tour, swapping supporting players in and out as needed.

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the end of the year, too, with this week’s date at The Florida Theatre falling midway through a 45-stop North American journey.

Reviews of these tour dates have been almost entirely glowing, with fans and critics alike celebrating the marathon variety show aspects and Gilded Age aesthetics that provide a nice escape from brutal presidential elections and landfalling hurricanes. Bradlee told Sonic Scoop last year that the Postmodern Jukebox’s video streaming stardom has provided a steady revenue stream that allows for such extensive touring. And the recorded side of the collective is actually thriving, with more than 15 full-lengths bearing slam-dunk titles like Twist is the New Twerk, Clubbin’ with Grandpa, and Swipe Right for Vintage making the Top 10 of Billboard Jazz charts.

“The thing with touring,” he says, “is that it’s very expensive, and you have all of your costs and expenses come up front.

I’ve been lucky that whatever I make on the digital side, I’ve been able to invest in the touring end. Touring is definitely better for gross profits in the long run — but it’s something that you build. It takes a while to get to that point, especially when you have a significant amount of overhead from bringing that many musicians on the road.”

Even better? Bradlee still employs the same MacGyver-like setup for filming and editing the Postmodern Jukebox’s videos he’s used since college. “But I found there’s something very intimate about it this way,” he said last year. “The static shot makes people look around the frame and notice the little details of what’s going on in the background, and I think it helps people focus on the music and the performance.”

And in this ADD-addled age, that counts for a lot.

Nick McGregor mail@folioweekly.com

SCOTT BRADLEE’S POSTMODERN JUKEBOX 7 p.m. Oct. 16, The Florida Theatre, Downtown, $39.50-$105, floridatheatre.com

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FOLIO A+E : MAGIC LANTERNS

ON THE ROAD

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etween 1940 and 1962, Bing Crosby and Bob Hope starred in seven Road pictures, which Hope’s biographer, Richard Zoglin, called the “greatest buddy series in movie history.” That’s quite a statement when you consider Laurel and Hardy, the Marx Brothers, Abbott and Costello, and Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. Despite his obvious bias, Zoglin still makes a compelling argument for the overall quality and especially the originality of the Hope/Crosby films.

More than 60 years on, the series holds up remarkably well, to which I for one can personally attest, having just watched them in the order they were released.

In 1940, Crosby was already a top star at Paramount’s with at least 16 feature films to his credit. Hope, an established radio star, was a relative newcomer though he scored big in his first feature, The Big Broadcast of 1938, singing what became his signature tune, “Thanks for the Memories.” Six films and less than two years later, he had his biggest hit yet with The Cat and the Canary.

The first pairing of the two 37-year-olds was Road to Singapore, Hollywood’s biggest moneymaker of 1940. Hope was third-billed in this film; the second spot went to Dorothy Lamour, who played the love interest for both men in all the films but the last. Though Lamour was important to the comic mix, the ensuing films gave the two men equal billing, with Crosby’s name always first.

Along with the final film, The Road to Hong Kong (1962), Singapore may be the weakest of the pictures, though it establishes the undeniable chemistry of Crosby and Hope. The film’s major flaw is a backstory about Crosby as a wealthy playboy fleeing an unwanted marriage and bumping into Hope in Singapore.

They get involved with Lamour in various con games to scrounge money. In between the comic stunts, Crosby croons tunes.

The rest of the films abandon all pretense of a traditional plot, opening with Crosby and Hope as hucksters of one variety or another, usually drawing in their dupes (and movie audiences) with an opening song and dance routine. It’s in Road to Zanzibar that Hope first breaks the fourth-wall between movie audience and screen characters, one of the series’ most original trademarks.

In Singapore, the fellas had escaped from some thugs by doing a patty-cake routine, knocking out the unsuspecting goons. They try the same gimmick in Zanzibar, but this time it’s the bad guys who land the punches, prompting Hope to mutter, “He musta seen the picture.”

These self-referential comments and asides to the audience (skewering everything from politics to Paramount, from Crosby’s ears to Hope’s nose), got more and more clever and hilarious as the movies progressed. In their own way, the Road pictures were every bit as revolutionary as the Marx Brothers’ zaniness, only more consistent.

The next three films are generally considered the best. Road to Morocco, the

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fourth-highest grossing film of 1942, puts the boys up against talking camels, nasty Arabs and a relatively unknown Anthony Quinn as a villain. (The future two-time Oscar winner, sporting a pencil-thin mustache, was also the bad guy in Singapore.) The quips, the tunes, the nuttiness are all razor-sharp.

Road to Utopia, filmed in 1944 but released in ’46, is the only period piece of the series, with Bing and Bob in Alaska during the Gold Rush. It was the only time Hope gets the girl in the end, but even at that Crosby has him one up. As old folks recalling their courtship and adventures, Hope and Lamour have a son that looks just like (and is) Bing Crosby.

In 1947, Road to Rio (the year’s topgrossing movie) has the boys and Lamour up to the usual shenanigans, bolstered by a musical number with the Andrews Sisters and a funny cameo by Hope’s radio assistant Jerry Colonna. Directing was Norman Z. McLeod, in his element, having overseen a W.C. Fields film and two Marx Brothers efforts.

Seven years later was Road to Bali, the only Road picture in color. The film’s most memorable moments are brief cameos by Martin and Lewis, a clip of Humphrey Bogart from The African Queen, and a conclusion with Jane Russell, Hope’s co-star in The Paleface and Son of Paleface.

In 1962, The Road to Hong Kong was full of cameos (Peter Sellers, David Niven, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra). A 29-year-old Joan Collins was their romantic interest.

Plans were being made for Road to the Fountain of Youth, but Bing Crosby died in 1977. Enough was enough anyway, but thanks, guys, for the terrific memories.

Pat McLeod mail@folioweekly.com

NOW SHOWING SUN-RAY CINEMA The Beatles: Eight Days a Week The Touring Years, Harry & Snowman and The Girl on the Train are currently running, 1028 Park St., 5 Points, 359-0049, sunraycinema.com. Seed: The Untold Story runs 7 p.m.

Oct. 12; Tim Armstrong (Eat Your Yard Jax) discusses permaculture, biodiversity and seed saving after the film.

Adults $9.50; military/students/teachers $8; 60+ $7; under 12 $5.50. The Wolf Man screens Oct. 13 & 16. American Honey starts Oct. 14. Creature from the Black Lagoon runs Oct. 15. The Mummy screens Oct. 18 & 22. Callin’ Out the Candidates with Barry Crimmins runs Oct. 19.

CORAZON CINEMA & CAFÉ The Little Shop of Horrors and Indignation are running at 36 Granada St., St. Augustine, 679-5736, corazoncinemaandcafe.com.

Oceana, Sustain Flagler College and Corazon Cinema present the award-winning documentary Sonic Sea, 7 p.m. Oct. 13; free; www.sonicsea/film. Pan’s Labyrinth runs for Throwback Thursday noon Oct. 13. The Great Caruso starts Oct. 14. Carnival of Souls runs 8 p.m. Oct. 16 for Scary Sunday.

IMAX THEATER Harry Potter Marathon runs Oct. 13-20.

Deepwater Horizon, Robots 3D, America Wild: National Parks Adventure, A Beautiful Planet and Secret Ocean screen at World Golf Village IMAX Theater, St. Augustine, 940-4133, worldgolfimax.com. Jack Reacher: Never Go Back starts Oct. 20.

ARTS + EVENTS PERFORMANCE

PARSONS DANCE The New York City modern dance company performs 7:30 p.m. Oct. 14 ($13-$33), ThrasherHorne Center for the Arts, 283 College Dr., Orange Park, 276-6750, thcenter.org.

HISTORICAL DANCE CONCERT The performance by DASOTA students is 7:30 p.m. Oct. 14 and 15, Douglas Anderson School of the Arts’ Mainstage, 2445 San Diego Rd., San Marco, 346-5620, duvalschools.org.

HANK & MY HONKY TONK HEROES Alhambra Theatre & Dining’s Alhambra After Dark series presents Hank & My Honky Tonk Heroes, starring Jason Petty; through Oct. 16.

Dinner 6 p.m.; brunch noon, with Executive Chef DeJuan Roy’s themed menu; 12000 Beach Blvd., $64 plus tax, 6411212, alhambrajax.com.

THE LARAMIE PROJECT The play, about 1998 torture and murder of Matthew Shepard, is staged 7:30 p.m. Oct. 13-15, Jacksonville University’s Swisher Theater, 2800 University Blvd. N., Arlington, 256-7386, $10; $5 seniors, military, students; arts.ju.edu.

ARC ATTACK A blend of science — and rock — begins 7 p.m. Oct. 14, FSCJ’s Nathan H. Wilson Center for the Arts, 11901 Beach Blvd., 442-2929, $10.40-$22.50, artistseriesjax.org.

LOVE JONES THE MUSICAL The romantic favorite is staged 3 and 8 p.m. Oct. 15, Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 Water St., 633-6110, $40-$95, ticketmaster.com.

READERS THEATRE PRESENTS “8” The production of “8,” about a court case filed in opposition to California’s Proposition 8, is staged 7 p.m. Oct. 17, Jacksonville University’s Swisher Theater, 256-7386, $25; proceeds benefit Southern Legal Counsel; arts.ju.edu.

LOVE/SICK A collection of nine comedic short plays is staged 7:30 p.m. Oct. 13-15; 2:30 p.m. Oct. 16, Amelia Musical Playhouse, 1955 Island Walkway, Fernandina, 277-3455; general admission $15; students $10; ameliamusicalplayhouse.com.

JUNIE B. JONES KidzfActory stages the kid-geared musical about first-grader Junie, 2 p.m. Oct. 15 & 22, Limelight Theatre, $15; $10/12 and under; limelight-theatre.org.

ON GOLDEN POND The love story, starring Don Maley and Christina Johns, is staged 8 p.m. Oct. 13-15, Amelia Community Theatre’s Studio 209, 207/209 Cedar St., Fernandina, 261-6749, $22; $10 students; ameliacommunitytheatre.org.

ANNIE GET YOUR GUN Alhambra Theatre & Dining presents the raucous musical, about a young woman who never misses her target; Oct. 19-Nov. 20. Dinner 6 p.m.; brunch noon, each with a themed menu by Executive Chef DeJuan Roy; at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Southside, $35-$62 plus tax, 641-1212, alhambrajax.com.

Oct. 19, The Comedy Zone, 3130 Hartley Rd., Mandarin, 292-4242, $10, comedyzone.com.

JUNIOR The comic, a regular on The Steve Harvey Show, is on 7:30 p.m. Oct. 13; 7:30 & 9:45 p.m. Oct. 14 & 15, The Comedy Zone, 292-4242, $18-$22, comedyzone.com.

PAUL RODRIGUEZ Pioneering Latino comedian Rodriguez, host of the hit international TV show El Show de Paul Rodriguez and star of many comedy films, is on 8:30 p.m. Oct. 13; 8 p.m. Oct. 14; 8 & 10:30 p.m. Oct. 15, The Comedy Club of Jacksonville, 11000 Beach Blvd., Southside, 646-4277, $25-$35, jacksonvillecomedy.com.

MIKE GAFNEY Comedian Gafney, Last Comic Standing, is on 8 p.m. Oct. 7 & 8; 10:30 p.m. Oct. 8, The Comedy Club of Jacksonville, $10-$25, jacksonvillecomedy.com.

ART WALKS & MARKETS

RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET Local, regional art, music — Yoga Fest 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Oct. 15 — under the Fuller Warren Bridge, 715 Riverside Ave., free admission, 3892449, riversideartsmarket.com.

FERNANDINA BEACH MARKET PLACE Fresh produce, local art, live music, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. every Saturday, North Seventh Street, Fernandina, 557-8229, fernandinabeachmarketplace.com.

ARTRAGEOUS ART WALK Downtown Fernandina Beach galleries open for self-guided tours, 5:30-8:30 p.m. every second Saturday, 277-0717, ameliaisland.com.

JAX BEACH ART WALK More than 30 local artists display works, 5-9 p.m. Oct. 11 and every second Tuesday, along First Street between Beach Boulevard and Fifth Avenue North, betterjaxbeach.com/jax-beach-art-walk.html.

CALLS & WORKSHOPS

NEW TOWN URBAN FARM Urban Geoponics and New Town are developing a large community garden at Pearce and West Third streets, in the New Town/Edward Waters area, Northside. It will provide fresh produce and a hands-on, open-air center of learning for the community and area students. Urban Farm meets 10 a.m.-1 p.m. every Sun. Details, call Diallo-Sekou at 706-284-9808.

MUSEUMS

CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 29 Riverside Ave., 356-6857, cummermuseum.org. Director of Education Lynn Norris discusses Early Christian to High Renaissance Art, 10:30 a.m.-noon Oct. 18; $10 nonmembers. Folk Couture: Fashion & Folk Art, works by 13 artists inspired by Folk Art Museum, through Jan. 1. Lift: Contemporary Expressions of

the African American Experience, works of local artists Thony Aiuppy, Glendia Cooper, Ingrid Damiani, Overstreet Ducasse, Dustin Harewood, Marsha Hatcher, Hiromi Moneyhun, Princess Rashid, Chip Southworth, Roosevelt Watson III, through Feb. 12.

MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART JACKSONVILLE 333 N. Laura St., 366-6911, mocajacksonville.unf.edu. RetroSpective: Analog Photography in a Digital World, contemporary photographers exploring 19th-century photographic processes, through Jan. 8. Sustain: Clay to Table, pairing handcrafted ceramic tableware by North American artists with sustainable, community-based food production, through Oct. 30. Project Atrium: Ethan Murrow through Oct. 30.

GALLERIES

1057 KINGS AVENUE San Marco’s Southbank. The opening receprion for How To Now, new abstract paintings by Dustin Harewood, JoAnne Cellar and Mark Creegan, is helf from 6-9 p.m. Oct. 14.

THE ART CENTER GALLERY Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 139, 233-9252, tacjacksonville.org. Dinner with the Artist, featuring sculptor Travis Smith, 7 p.m. Oct. 14. Ron Piscopo is October’s featured artist.

BUTTERFIELD GARAGE ART GALLERY 137 King St., St. Augustine, 825-4577, butterfieldgarage.com. Landscape

CLASSICAL & JAZZ

JAZZ COMBO CONCERT Students of University of North Florida’s always-stellar jazz program perform 7:30 p.m.

Oct. 12, UNF’s Recital Hall, 620-2878, unf.edu/coas/music/ calendar.aspx.

WOODWINDS CONCERT The JU Wind Ensemble and First Coast Wind Symphony perform, 7:30 p.m. Oct. 13, Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 256-7386, arts.ju.edu.

MOZART CONCERT The Lawson Ensemble Concert plays Mozart, 7:30 p.m. Oct. 13, University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 620-2878, unf.edu/coas/music/calendar.aspx.

CONCERTO CONCERT DASOTA students perform, 7:30 p.m.

Oct. 13, Mainstage, Douglas Anderson School of the Arts, 346-5620, duvalschools.org.

DISNEY’S BROADWAY HITS Jacksonville Symphony plays classic Disney songs, 8 p.m. Oct. 14 & 15; 3 p.m. Oct. 16, T-U Center’s Jacoby Symphony Hall, 354-5547, $17.60$62, jaxsymphony.org.

DELFEAYO MARSALIS Celebrated jazz trombonist Marsalis appears, 7:30 p.m. Oct. 14, Bethel Baptist Institutional Church, 215 Bethel Baptist St., Springfield, 389-6222, $35, riversidefinearts.org.

FALL VOCAL CONCERT The annual DASOTA vocal concert is 7:30 p.m. Oct. 14, Mainstage, 346-5620, duvalschools.org.

UPBEAT PINK: A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO BREAST CANCER SURVIVORSHIP The 12th annual concert honoring survivors is 7:30 p.m. Oct. 14, University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall, 620-2878, unf.edu/coas/music/calendar.aspx.

CELLO AND PIANO DUET Cellist Boyan Bonev and pianist Mimi Noda perform, 3 p.m. Oct. 16, Main Library’s Hicks Auditorium, 303 N. Laura St., 630-2353, jplmusic.blogspot.com.

SCOTT BRADLEE’S POSTMODERN JUKEBOX The eclectic jazz-swing group plays 8 p.m. Oct. 16, The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Downtown, 355-2787, $39.50-$105, floridatheatre.com.

RITZ CHAMBER PLAYERS The Players play a lunchtime concert curated specifically with inspiration from the LIFT exhibit, 12:30 p.m. Oct. 19, Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens, 829 Riverside Ave., 356-6857; pre-ordered box lunch, $15 + tax; cummermuseum.org.

ST. AUGUSTINE COMMUNITY BAND The 70-member group plays themes from James Bond films, and pieces

by John Williams and Ralph Vaughn Williams, 7:30 p.m.

Oct. 19, Pacetti Bay Middle School, 245 Meadowlark Lane, facebook.com/st.augustinecommunityband.

COMEDY

FRED’S FUNNIEST COMEDIANS Donna Williams, Sid Davis, others, 7:30 p.m. Oct. 12; Paw & Spike, others, 7:30 p.m.

Oct. 18; Roger Staton, David Emanuel, others, 7:30 p.m.

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FOLIO A+E : ARTS Lost Skills Workshop offers health-conscious, HOLISTIC CLASSES on cider, vinegar, broth, grains and wellness

MODERN DISCOVERIES

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I didn’t want to eat it. e live in an Learning how to revive artisan age, those things I hated when handmade, growing up has been homemade items — exciting for me, and it’s food, drinks, crafts, given me a fun way to clothes, and everything connect with my family. in between — are all the I make traditional dishes rage. But is it possible to and they’ll say, “I haven’t enhance your existence tasted it like that since without spending a Grandma made it!” I small fortune every think that’s when the time you go shopping? skills got lost, when The women behind the women went to work Lost Skills Workshop, and we saw the rise of slated for Oct. 17-20 TV dinners and fast (Soirée & Marketplace food. A lot of people Oct. 21) at St. Augustine don’t have any sort of Amphitheatre, think it is. identity in the kitchen, Co-organizers LOST SKILLS WORKSHOP SERIES but for me that’s where I Lauren Bethea Murphy, Oct. 17-21, St. Augustine Amphitheatre, feel myself the most.

Kristin Adamczyk, Erin $36 per person, per workshop, Bowers and Mariah staugamphitheatre.com We like the way you’re Salvat will host four updating traditional art workshops, on Fire Cider forms without making it & Herbal Vinegars, Bone too hip or precious or “foodie.”

Broth, Herbal Wellness and Ancient Grains It’s a fun journey to get to know the kind of & Sourdough, 6-8 p.m. Monday through food our ancestors would have cooked — Thursday, at $36 per person per class. After and then figure out how to make it healthier that, the Lost Skills Soirée & Marketplace and more balanced. I work at The Floridian, (6-10 p.m. Oct. 21) will cap off the week on which has a menu that really works around Friday with a free gathering featuring (you people’s food allergies. So my day-to-day is guessed it) handcrafted food from local quite inundated with making sure people have cuisine freaks, artisanal libations from St. a nice, healthy food experience. Between that Augustine Distillery, and even some of the and planning these workshops with Lauren and health-conscious substances — fire cider, Kristin, I’m spending so much time talking to herbal vinegars, bone broth, sourdough people about what they’re eating and how it’s starters and herbal tinctures — produced affecting them. The fact that there’s so much during the workshops. more of an open conversation about this is “It’s empowering to make your own food fantastic. Researchers at the University of West or your own medicine,” says Bowers, who Virginia just found a new part of our bodies brings years of experience with holistic food, that directly correlates gut health and mental natural healthy, and skill share to the table.

“It’s a skill that everyone should have — and health. So knowing your food and cooking one that we’re happy to share.” holistically can have exponential health benefits. It also might explain why people Folio Weekly: How did you discover these who’ve been eating so badly for the last 30 to 40 kinds of skills, Erin, and how did they change years are getting so sick. your life?

Erin Bowers: I got into natural healing A shot of apple cider vinegar a day can keep stuff six or seven years ago, when I got the doctor away, right? really sick from taking antibiotics and not I really do believe that. If you have the good counteracting it with the proper amount “mother” strain, apple cider vinegar is chock of microbials. It was bad — I was covered full of goodness that your stomach needs. Our in hives all the time, and it took a year to bodies really crave anything fermented. So restore my gut health. I went to some holistic with cider and vinegar, you get all those good doctors and they set me up with meal plans bacteria. I mean, you can clean with the stuff, and let me know that the way I was eating so imagine what it does to your insides when could change my health. you ingest it. You can also make infused herbal vinegars and so many kinds of medicines.

You and your fellow Lost Skills Workshop In the workshop Lauren and I teach, we’ll be teachers have taken it to another level, though, talking about historical values and folklore, by incorporating Southern traditions. How which is my favorite part. Fire cider is a folk does that elevate the conversation? home remedy with apple cider vinegar, lemon, That’s a huge question for me — I was raised pepper, cayenne, turmeric, and horseradish root, which is no joke. We’ll also be talking in Florida, and Southern cooking is the about four thieves vinegar, which was invented most important thing in my life. But I don’t by grave robbers during the Black Plague. consider myself some sort of New Age foodie They were profiting from the plague, and when person. When I was younger, I was really they were finally caught and put on trial, they picky about food, and my whole family still gave up their recipe in exchange for their lives. does that thing where they’re shocked when We’ve made a bunch of those for everybody to I eat anything that they consider weird. But try. I take it every day, and everybody I work I’m like, “Guys, you were just boiling the hell with has the flu while I’m fine. So it works. out of your vegetables or overcooking the Nick McGregor meat.” Everything was dry, mushy, or zapped mail@folioweekly.com — of course it didn’t taste good, so of course

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ARTS + EVENTS and still lifes by Rebecca Shaffer, Karen F. Rose, Jessie Cook, through Nov. 1.

CRISP-ELLERT ART MUSEUM 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine, 826-8530, flagler.edu/news-events/crisp-ellert-artmuseum. Auditory-themed exhibit Sound, through Nov. 22.

THE CULTURAL CENTER AT PONTE VEDRA BEACH 50 Executive Way, 280-0614, ccpvb.org. Arboreal, works by Linda Richichi and Seth Satterfield, and Freedom, works by Ali Miruku, through Oct. 14.

DEERWOOD CENTER CAMPUS FSCJ, 9911 Old Baymeadows Rd., 997-2500, fscj.edu. Don Martin: Leaves of Grass, inspired by Whitman’s poem, through Dec. 1.

DOWNTOWN CAMPUS GALLERY FSCJ, 101 W. State St., 633-8100, fscj.edu. Faces of Engagement, portraits of students, faculty, community members, through Oct. 14.

FIRST STREET GALLERY 216-B First St., Neptune Beach, 241-6928, firststreetgalleryart.com. Earth Sea & Sky, new paintings by Joyce Gabiou, through Oct. 25.

FLORIDA MINING GALLERY 5300 Shad Rd., Southside, 535-7252, floridamininggallery.com. Jason John: Crossing the Threshold of Self displays.

HUBLEY GALLERY 804 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine, 4299769. Mary Hubley’s Toescape displays.

KENT CAMPUS GALLERY FSCJ, 3939 Roosevelt Blvd., 646-2300, fscj.edu. The opening reception for an exhibit of abstract painting by Virginia Cantore and furniture by Peter Blunt is 6-8 p.m. Oct. 18; it displays through Nov. 14. Long Road Projects resident artist Gamaliel Rodriguez discusses his studio practice, 6-8 p.m. Oct. 19.

KARPELES MANUSCRIPT LIBRARY MUSEUM 101 W. First St., Springfield, 356-2992, rain.org/~karpeles/jax.html.

The Wright Brothers, through Dec. 30. Vinnie Ream Exhibit, works in art, poetry, prose and music, through Oct. 30.

LUFRANO INTERCULTURAL GALLERY University of North Florida, 1 UNF Dr., 620-2475, unf.edu/gallery. The UNF Wood Fire Ceramics Invitational through Oct. 14.

MONROE GALLERIES 40 W. Monroe St., Downtown, 881-0209, monroegalleries.com. Works by Barbie Bray-Workman, Jami Childers, Dana Fawn, Leilani Leo and Dustin Bradley display.

MONYA ROWE GALLERY 4 Rohde Ave., St. Augustine, monyarowegallery.com. Tropic Apparition, new works by painter Amy Lincoln, through Dec. 18.

NASSAU COUNTY LIBRARY 25 N. Fourth St., Fernandina, 2777365, nassaureads.com. The Art of the Japanese Print, from the Christine and Paul Meehan Collection, through Dec. 30.

PLUM GALLERY 10 Aviles St., St. Augustine, 825-0069, plumartgallery.com. The opening reception for new works by painter Sara Pedigo and assemblage artist Barbara J. Cornett is held from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 14; on display through Feb. ROTUNDA GALLERY St. Johns County Admin. Bldg., St. Augustine, 471-9980. United Way St. Johns County Photographic Exhibit, through Oct. 20.

SOUTHLIGHT GALLERY Bank of America Tower, 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 150, 438-4358, southlightgallery.com. The cooperative gallery has original works by more than 20 area artists, in various media.

STELLERS GALLERY 240 A1A N., Ste. 13, Ponte Vedra, 273-6065, stellersgallery.com. An opening reception for an exhibit of recent works by Jim Draper, Henry Von Genk III and Thomas Hager, 6-9 p.m. Oct. 14.

ST. AUGUSTINE ART ASSOCIATION 22 Marine St., 8242310, staaa.org. The 15th annual Tactile Art Show, through Oct. 30.

THRASHER-HORNE CENTER FOR THE ARTS 283 College Dr., Orange Park, 276-6750, thcenter.org. New works by David Ouellette and Jennifer Tallerico display, Oct. 7-Dec. 14.

EVENTS

VETERAN ANIMATION EDITOR SPEAKS AT UNF H. Lee Peterson, whose films have grossed $2 billion-plus worldwide, discusses his Hollywood career, 10-11:30 a.m., University of North Florida’s Robinson Theater, 620-3867, unf.edu.

OWL PROWL St. Johns County Naturalist hosts a guided walk — learn about night-happy birds, including resident owls — 7:30 p.m. Oct. 14, Canopy Shores Park, 804 Christina Dr., St. Augustine; dress for the weather; bring a flashlight, bug spray, water, 209-0348, sjcfl.us.

INNOVATION CONNECTION CONFERENCE The Jax Community of Entrepreneurs presents the second annual Innovation Connection Conference (ICC), for entrepreneurs, organizational innovators, educators, students, investors, professional service providers, with 50+ speakers, breakout and community sessions, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.

Oct. 15, Prime Osborn Convention Center, 1000 Water St., $35 early bird special; $15 students, $70 day of; jacksonvilleinnovationweek.org.

STACHE DASH 5K The Stache Dash 5K — runners can rock a moustache, real or otherwise — kicks off 8 a.m. (1 mile) and 8:30 a.m. (5K) Oct. 15, EverBank Field, Downtown, $20$60 advance; $20-$65 day of, registration includes a ticket to Jaguars vs. Raiders Oct. 23 game, official race shirt, bib and finisher medal, and one free complimentary drink. For details and to register, go to 1stplacesports.com/stachedash.

JENNIFER FOSBERRY AT THE BOOKMARK New York Times bestselling children’s author Fosberry reads and signs copies of her book, Isabella: Girl in Charge, 10 a.m. Oct. 15, The BookMark 220 First St. N., Neptune Beach, 241-9026, bookmarkbeach.com.

J.R. SHARP AT BARNES & NOBLE Author Sharp signs copies of his book, Feeding the Enemy, 2-4 p.m. Oct. 15, Barnes & Noble, 1112 San Jose Blvd., Mandarin, 886-9904.

ZOMBIEFEST Hemming Park hosts a zombie-themed, flesheating fête, with Cosplay, laser tag, costume contest, music

by DJ ENS, artists, zombie effects, food trucks, 3-8 p.m. Oct. 15, 117 W. Duval St., Downtown; wear “living dead” attire, jaxzombiewalk.com.

ARMADA VS. MIAMI FC, COSMOS The Jacksonville Armada battle the Miami FC, 6:30 p.m. Oct. 12 and the New York Cosmos, 7 p.m. Oct. 15, Baseball Grounds, 301 Randolph Blvd., 630-3900, $15-$60, ticketmaster.com.

TONEVENDOR RECORD FAIR ToneVendor and St. Augustine Amphitheatre hold the biannual record fair, with 50+ vendors selling new and used vinyl, CDs, cassettes, posters, turntable gear, and other music schwag, a DJ, kids’ activities (bounce house, face painting), 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Oct. 16, St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340 A1A S., 209-0367, staugamphitheatre.com.

LOST SKILLS WORKSHOP SERIES St. Augustine Amphitheatre holds a Lost Skill Workshop Series — local experts teach techniques and traditions related to cooking, health, herbalism, local and hand-crafted food, workshopthemed beverages by Saint Augustine Distillery, live music, local vendors’ workshop-related wares and ingredients, 6-8 p.m. Oct. 17-21, SAA catering room, 1340 A1A S.; each workshop $36/person; advance purchase strongly encouraged, 209-0367, staugamphitheatre.com.

FIRST COAST FREETHOUGHT SOCIETY The First Coast Freethought Society presents Bill Mefford, faith organizer, Americans United for Separation of Church & State, discussing “How to Talk to a Person of Faith about Church-State Separation, If You Have to …” 6:30 p.m. Oct. 17, Buckman Bridge Unitarian Universalist Church, 8447 Manresa Ave., Orange Park, 268-8826, firstcoastfreethoughtsociety.org/cms.

RANDY WAYNE WHITE New York Times bestselling author White discusses and signs copies of his new mystery, “Seduced,” 7 p.m. Oct. 23, The BookMark, 220 First St., Neptune Beach, 241-9026. _____________________________________________ To list an event, send time, date, location (street address, city), admission price, contact number to print to Daniel A. Brown – email dbrown@folioweekly.com or mail, 45 W. Bay St., Ste. 103, Jacksonville FL 32202. Items run as space is available. Deadline noon Mon. for next Wed. printing.

Comedy great PAUL RODRIGUEZ performs Oct. 13-15 at The Comedy Club of Jacksonville, Southside.

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FOLIO A+E : MUSIC BIG-HEARTED Philadelphia rockers Beach Slang want to wrap you in a warm, sweaty, life-affirming embrace

IF YOU FEEL TOO MUCH

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On the new record, you wrote from the n a world where irony and passiveperspective of some of those really steadfast aggressive detachment are de rigueur, Beach Slang fans who’ve been affected by the Beach Slang operates as a necessary music. As a songwriter accustomed to writing operative. This Philadelphia three-piece from his own viewpoint, what was that like? exudes eyes-wide-open energy and hyperIt was heavy. In a lot of ways, it was necessary. driven emotion, bashing out modern anthems I didn’t allow myself to get bogged down in my for tortured souls with titles like “Young & own junk or listen to the hype surrounding Alive” and “Future Mixtape for the Art Kids” Beach Slang. I’ve always said, this is so much on albums with epic Raymond Carveresque bigger than any one person — it’s not about me, titles like The Things We Do to Find People it’s not about Beach Slang, it’s about all of us.

Who Feel Like Us and last month’s A Loud So to really sink into other people’s viewpoints Bash of Teenage Feelings. It’s punk rock as and narratives felt necessary. I’m being served rowdy catharsis, emo rock as empowering up this incredible inspiration all the time. therapy session, and classic ReplacementsIt’s literally being handed to me by our fans. style indie rock as the path to fulfillment.

So then my job becomes Especially for frontman relatively easy: “Here it is — James Alex, who at 42 and BEACH SLANG with just do right by it.” clad in his uniform of dark BLEACHED and HUNNY red pants, ruffled shirt, blue 7 p.m. Oct. 15, Jack Rabbits, Have the demands of blazer, and white guitar is San Marco, $15, jaxlive.com being the frontman of this finally living the dream he’s impassioned, full-throttle harbored for nearly 30 years. band taken a physical toll on you?

It’s been tough. The last few months were the Folio Weekly: You played with Pennsylvania first time I’ve been like, “OK, yeah — I’m not 20 pop-punk heroes Weston for a few years, then anymore.” We’ve been touring animalistically. pursued a career in graphic design before We don’t really stop. I have this blind starting Beach Slang. Does that circuitous path adrenaline that kicks in, but if we go 10 nights a to success make all of this more special, James? row, my throat hurts. If we sleep for only three James Alex: I think so. Stepping out of it for hours a night for a week straight, I have to catch a little while really sharpened my teeth and up. Because when we get home from tour, I’m made me appreciate the thing I had lost sight not going to cheat my son out of time together. of. I need music to feel OK. As cool as it was If he gets up at 5:30 a.m., I get up with him. So making a living as a designer, it wasn’t rock ’n’ I am in the beginning phases of trying to figure roll. So when I did throw my hat back in this out some sort of strategy. I know our booker ring, I did it in such a committed, fearless way has been trying to talk me into a day off every — hungrier, but also more focused. A throttleall-the-way-down approach.

10 days, and I’m starting to see the importance of letting my bones and my throat rest. Plus We’re going to need that after Hurricane I have a really, really cool wife at home who Matthew clobbered us last week. mans the ship if she starts seeing me fray.

We were thinking about all our friends in Florida during that. So know that we’re going How about the emotional toll of consistently to bring our brand of drunk, glorious, sweaty being so open and honest — on record, in shenanigans. We try to make the crumminess interviews, and on stage. Do you ever need a of life disappear for an hour and a half while break, or do you thrive on it? we celebrate our imperfections and stumbles.

Definitely the latter. I’m wired that way. I came It’s an all-welcoming, communal charge. And up as such a shy, wallflower person, so to have we’ve only played The Fest before, so it feels grown into this ability to tear myself open good to start branching out in the state. and not get completely rejected by society but actually find this connection … Man, it feels Has the famously high-energy Beach Slang like, “Wow, what an amazing life this is.” And I show changed in any marked ways as the just want to nurture that. For me, Beach Slang band has attained a higher profile? is not so much a band as a gang of people who really needed to feel like they had a voice, or We’ve been pretty true to the thing we do. belonged somewhere, or weren’t complete We have one gear we operate in — if we’re outcasts. That’s the part I’m embracing. If playing to five people or 5,000, it’s all the people hang around and want to hear the thing way up, sweat it all out, and have nothing left we do, that’s the dream, right? To do what when we’re done. That’s the way we do it. I you love as long as you can do it? I hope it’s a will say, with the profile growing, it allows for forever thing. There’s nothing else I want to do. more moments where there’s a pack of people Nick McGregor singing along to the songs, which energizes mail@folioweekly.com the room in a way.

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“These dudes sure do know their ‘scales,’ brah!” Jam band demigods PHISH perform Oct. 16 at Veterans Memorial Arena, Downtown.

LIVE + LOCAL MUSIC CONCERTS THIS WEEK

SPADE McQUADE 6 p.m. Oct. 12, Fionn MacCool’s Irish Pub, Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 176, 374-1247.

KORN, BREAKING BENJAMIN 6 p.m. Oct. 12, Veterans Memorial Arena, 300 A. Philip Randolph Blvd., Downtown, 630-3900, $17-$374.

Music by the Sea: RAMONA QUIMBY BAND 7 p.m. Oct. 12, St. Augustine Beach Pier, thecivicassociation.org.

THROUGH the ROOTS, CLOUD 9 VIBES, JOSH HEINRICHS 8 p.m. Oct. 12, 1904 Music Hall, 19 Ocean St., Downtown, $8-$10.

The GOOCH PALMS, The COSMIC GROOVE, MENTAL BOY 8 p.m. Oct. 12, Shanghai Nobby’s, 10 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine, 547-2188.

Suwannee Roots Revival: DONNA the BUFFALO, PETER ROWAN BLUEGRASS BAND, BLUEGROUND UNDERGRASS Oct. 13-16, Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Dr., Live Oak, 386-364-1683, $155-$195.

FSchedule & tix: musicliveshere.com.

NEEDTOBREATHE, MAT KEARNY, PARACHUTE, WELSHLY ARMS 6 p.m. Oct. 13, St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340 A1A S., 209-0367, $29-$59.

HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS, CONVICTIONS, IN HER OWN WORDS 7 p.m. Oct. 13, Limes Live, 11265 S. Lane Ave., Westside, 444-2709, $15.

The CURRYS 7:30 p.m. Oct. 13, Mudville Music Room, 3104 Atlantic Blvd., St. Nicholas, 352-7008, $10.

MILK SPOT, The MOLD, DIGDOG 8 p.m. Oct. 13, Nighthawks, 2952 Roosevelt Blvd., Riverside.

ASTRONAUTALIS, CESCHI & FACTOR CHANDELIER, TRANSIT 8 p.m. Oct. 13, Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., San Marco, 398-7496, $15 advance; $20 day of.

JONATHAN SCALES ORCHESTRA, DOVETONSIL, DR. SCIENCE 8 p.m. Oct. 13, 1904 Music Hall, $10-$12.

“3” the BAND 9 p.m. Oct. 13, Flying Iguana, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 853-5680.

The RAGING NATHANS, WONK UNIT 10 p.m. Oct. 13, Nobby’s, 10 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine, 547-2188.

Beaches Oktoberfest: BLUES TRAVELER, COLLIE BUDDZ, The MOVEMENT, CLOUD 9 VIBES, The BAND BE EASY, SMOKE STACK, The FIREWATER TENT REVIVAL, SPLIT TONE Oct. 14-16, SeaWalk Pavilion, Jax Beach, $25-$30 VIP advance; $60 day of. Schedule & tix: beachesoktoberfest.com.

Adult BYOB Cruise: LARRY LeMIER, DAN VOLL 5:30 p.m. Oct. 14 & 15, 1 N. Front St., Fernandina, 261-9972, ameliarivercruises.com.

DJ SILVER 6 p.m. Oct. 14, Mavericks Live, 2 Independent Dr., Downtown, 356-1110, $10.

Live Original Tour: SADIE ROBERTSON, FAMILY FORCE 5, LOVE & the OUTCOME 7 p.m. Oct. 14, The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Downtown, 355-2787, $10-$53.49.

LARRY MANGUM’S SONGWRITERS’ CIRCLE, DAVID POOLER 7:30 p.m. Oct. 14, Mudville Music Room.

FINISH TICKET, RUN RIVER NORTH, IRON TOM 8 p.m. Oct. 14, Jack Rabbits, $15.

20WT 8 p.m. Oct. 14, 1904 Music Hall, $15.

Viva Mojo’s (Hispanic Heritage Month show): KIM RETEGUIZ & the BLACK CAT BONES, JP LATIN ALL STARS 10 p.m. Oct. 14, Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach, 247-6636, $20.

BREAK EVEN BAND 9:30 p.m. Oct. 14, Whiskey Jax, 10915 Baymeadows Rd., Southside, 634-7208.

Jacksonville Music Fest: MAZE, FRANKIE BEVERLY, JAHEIM, JOE 8 p.m. Oct. 14, Veterans Memorial Arena, $45.50-$89.50.

RUE SNIDER 8 p.m. Oct. 14, Nighthawks.

Riverside Arts Market: YOGA DAY 9:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Oct. 15, 715 Riverside Ave., 389-2449.

20th annual MagnoliaFest / Stetson Kennedy Centennial:

BILLY BRAGG, JJ GREY & MOFRO, KELLER WILLIAMS, The INFAMOUS STRINGDUSTERS, ZACH DEPUTY, SARAH LEE GUTHRIE, THIS FRONTIER NEEDS HEROES Noon Oct. 15, St. Augustine Amphitheatre, $83.50-$164.50.

BEACH SLANG, BLEACHED, HUNNY 7 p.m. Oct. 15, Jack Rabbits, $15.

BALANCE & COMPOSURE, FOXING, MERCURY GIRLS 8 p.m. Oct. 15, 1904 Music Hall, $16-$20.

JOHN MAYALL 8 p.m. Oct. 15, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., 209-0399, $39-$44.

Jax Drum N Bass 11th Anniversary: DJ CHEF ROCC, ILL TERROR, The CRYPTICS 8 p.m. Oct. 15, Rain Dogs, 1045 Park St., Riverside, 379-4969.

The CRYPTICS, MOCK TOXINS, KID YOU NOT, CHUCK MENTAL 8:30 p.m. Oct. 15, Planet Sarbez, 115 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine, 342-0632, $8 advance; $10 day of.

20th annual MAGNOLIAFEST AFTERPARTY 11 p.m.

Oct. 15, Elks Lodge, by St. Augustine Amphitheatre, $25 advance; $30 day of.

MC CHRIS, MC LARS, MEGA RAN 7 p.m. Oct. 16, Jack Rabbits, $15.

KIM RICHEY 7 p.m. Oct. 16, The Original Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach, 460-9311, $16 advance; $18 day of.

PHISH 7:30 p.m. Oct. 16, Veterans Memorial Arena, $44-$64.

Atlantic Beach Songwriter Night: MIKE SHACKELFORD & FRIENDS 6 p.m. Oct. 16, Adele Grage Cultural Center The SHABOOMS 8 p.m. Oct. 16, Nighthawks Phish Afterparty: The HEAVY PETS 11:30 p.m. Oct. 16, 1904 Music Hall, $15-$20.

EDEN, ELOHIM 8 p.m. Oct. 17, Jack Rabbits, $15.

The TURNPIKE TROUBADOURS 8 p.m. Oct. 18, St. Augustine Amphitheatre Backyard Stage, $25 advance; $28 day of.

The PSYCHEDELIC FURS, MY JERUSALEM 8 p.m. Oct. 18, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, $43-$53.

KEB’ MO’ BAND 8 p.m. Oct. 18, The Florida Theatre, $27.50-$50.

The LAST TEN SECONDS of LIFE, TRAITERS, SPITE, LANDFILL 8 p.m. Oct. 18, Nighthawks.

INNA VISION 7 p.m. Oct. 19, Jack Rabbits, $10 advance; $15 day of.

J E DOUBLE F, DJ J MIX 8 p.m. Oct. 19, Nighthawks.

UPCOMING CONCERTS

JOSH RITTER, MARK ERELLI Oct. 20, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall CHASE BRYANT Oct. 20, Mavericks Live MARTIN LAWRENCE Oct. 21, Times-Union Center CONRAD OBERG BAND Oct. 21, Mudville Music Room ARTISTREE Oct. 21, Nighthawks

DJ 3 CLOPS I, LA-A, DARKHORSE SALOON, EARNEST ST. MAFIA Oct. 21, Rain Dogs NEW MASTERSOUNDS, TURKUAZ Oct. 21, Mavericks Live FFN PUNK, FLAG on FIRE, SWILL, GROSS EVOLUTION Oct. 22, Nighthawks DJ CHEF ROCC, GLITTERBOMB! Oct. 22, Rain Dogs RUSTED ROOT, DEVON ALLMAN BAND Oct. 22, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall TOMBOI Oct. 22, TEDX Jacksonville, The Florida Theatre MDC, WARLORD, SADLY MISTAKEN Oct. 23, Jack Rabbits KEISHA & the CREEPERS Oct. 23, Mavericks Live FROSTFANG, UNEARTHLY CHILD Oct. 24, Shantytown Pub MARY CHAPIN CARPENTER Oct. 25, The Florida Theatre HATEBREED Oct. 25, Mavericks Live The AUDACITY, ELECTRIC WATER, GOV CLUB, The STEVEN MARSHEK GROUP, DJ J MIX Oct. 26, Nighthawks Pre-Fest Invasion: I CAME FROM EARTH, $2 CHEECH, KID YOU NOT, POTATO ROCKET, DAN WEBB & the SPIDERS, IRISH HANDCUFFS, AERIAL SALAD, The CAULFIELD CULT, BLACK DRUM, MENTAL BOY, NOSTRADOGMUS/GREG HUGHES, NO FUN, NATO COLES & the BLUE DIAMOND BAND, The SCUTCHES, The RAGING NATHANS, WONK UNIT, FAULTS, SLEEPTALKER, LA PECHE, ROBES, TWELVE HOUR TURN, DREDGER Oct. 26 & 27, Planet Sarbez, Nobby’s LINDSEY STIRLING Oct. 27, The Florida Theatre SECRET STUFF, HODERA Oct. 27, The Gator Pit ERNIE EVANS Oct. 27, Mudville Music Room DJ ZANE 3 Oct. 27, Nighthawks JON LANGSTON Oct. 27, Mavericks Live The AVETT BROTHERS Oct. 28, Veterans Memorial Arena JUST the TIPS Oct. 28, Nighthawks ANTHONY HAMILTON, LALAH HATHAWAY, ERIC BENET Oct. 28, Times-Union Center DJ SHOTGUN, 12 HOUR TURN Oct. 28, Rain Dogs MIKE SHACKELFORD, STEVE SHANHOLTZER Oct. 28, Mudville Music Room ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW Oct. 29, Florida Theatre BONNIE RAITT, The CALIFORNIA HONEYDROPS Oct. 29, St. Augustine Amphitheatre GOLDEN PELICANS, TENEMENT, DFMK, The MOLD Oct. 29, Shanghai Nobby’s MEAN JEANS, MELTED, DAGGER BEACH, DEEP THOUGHTS Oct. 29, Nighthawks DEPARTMENT of CORRECTION, DIE CHOKING, SHADOW HUNTER, LA-A, TOILER Oct. 29, Rain Dogs TODD SNIDER, ROREY CARROLL Oct. 29, P.V. Concert Hall ELI YOUNG BAND Oct. 30, Mavericks Live Post Fest Invasion: The UNLOVABLES, MIKEY ERG, EMILYN BRODSKY, CHUCK MENTAL, LUCIFER SAM, I CAME FROM EARTH Nov. 2-3, Shanghai Nobby’s CASTING CROWNS, MATT MAHER, HANNAH KERR Nov. 3, Veterans Memorial Arena SURFER BLOOD Nov. 3, Café Eleven WHETHERMAN Nov. 3, Mudville Music Room LORD ALMIGHTY, MO’YNOQ, QUEEF HUFFER, SATURNINE Nov. 3, Shantytown Pub MAC SABBATH, COUGHIN Nov. 3, Jack Rabbits NF, FLEURIE Nov. 3, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall LO CASH Nov. 3, Mavericks Live GHOST, POPESTAR Nov. 4, The Florida Theatre RAMONA QUIMBY, JIM JOHNSTON’S TRIO of BOOM, JON BAILEY Nov. 4, St. Augustine Amphitheatre Backyard Party

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LIVE + LOCAL MUSIC RADOSLAV LORKOVIK, ANDREW HARDIN Nov. 4, Mudville Music Room BLAIR CRIMMINS & the HOOKERS Nov. 5, Café Eleven ZZ TOP Nov. 5, St. Augustine Amphitheatre The RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS, CASSIDY LEE, IVAN PULLEY Nov. 6, Jack Rabbits DARYL HALL & JOHN OATES, TROMBONE SHORTY & ORLEANS AVENUE Nov. 9, St. Augustine Amphitheatre DOOMSTRESS, LA-A Nov. 9, Shantytown Pub TOOTS & the MAYTALS Nov. 9, Mavericks Live RUSHMOREFL, KID YOU NOT Nov. 9, Shanghai Nobby’s EVANESCENCE, SICK PUPPIES Nov. 10, St. Augustine Amphitheatre The DOOBIE BROTHERS, The FABULOUS THUNDERBIRDS Nov. 11, St. Augustine Amphitheatre BLEAK, MINDFIELD, CONSEQUENCE Nov. 11, Rain Dogs ODD SQUAD LIVE! Nov. 12, The Florida Theatre ANIMAL COLLECTIVE Nov. 12, Mavericks Live CHRIS YOUNG, DUSTIN LYNCH, CASSADEE POPE Nov. 12, St. Augustine Amphitheatre Lincolnville Porch Fest: CHELSEA SADDLER, TELEPATHIC LINES, RIVERNECKS, The WOBBLY TOMS, GHOST TROPIC, AMY HENDRICKSON, SAND FLEAS, ROBBIE DAMMIT & the BROKEN STRINGS, NESTA, RAMONA QUIMBY, KYLE WAGONER, EARLY DISCLAIMERS, LONESOME BERT & the SKINNY LIZARDS, KENSLEY STEWART, The WILLOWWACKS, ASLYN & the NAYSAYERS Nov. 12, St. Augustine TRACY MORGAN Nov. 12, Thrasher-Horne Center LEE GREENWOOD Nov. 13, St. Augustine Amphitheatre WAR Nov. 13, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall MITSKI Nov. 13, Jack Rabbits THIEVERY CORPORATION, TAUK Nov. 15, Mavericks Live ERIC JOHNSON Nov. 16, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall ETANA Nov. 16, Mavericks Live DAVISSON BROTHERS BAND Nov. 17, Café Eleven GALACTIC, The HIP ABDUCTION Nov. 17, P. V. Concert Hall BOB DYLAN & HIS BAND Nov. 18, Times-Union Center SAVION GLOVER Nov. 18, The Florida Theatre YELLOWCARD, DRYJACKET Nov. 18, Mavericks Live WVRM Fest 4: YOUNG AND IN THE WAY, CULTURE KILLER, SHROUD EATER, HEXXUS, SPACE CADAVER, 25 more Nov. 18 & 19, 1904 Music Hall Swamp Radio: KATHERINE ARCHER, DUFFY BISHOP, UNNAMED TRIO Nov. 19, St. Augustine Amphitheatre WONDER YEARS, REAL FRIENDS Nov. 19, Mavericks Live

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Minneapolis-based, progressive hip-hop artist (and Jacksonville native) ASTRONAUTALIS (pictured) performs with CESCHI & FACTOR CHANDELIER and TRANSIT on Oct. 13 at Jack Rabbits, San Marco.

NELLIE McCAY Nov. 19, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall ENTER the HAGGIS Nov. 20, Café Eleven MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER Nov. 21, Times-Union Center DAVID CROSBY & FRIENDS Nov. 21, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall STEVE VAI Nov. 23, The Florida Theatre FANTASIA, GUORDAN BANKS, LA’PORSHA RENAE Nov. 25, Times-Union Center AARON TILL Nov. 26, Mudville Music Room OWEL, The SOIL & The SUN Nov. 27, 1904 Music Hall KENNY G Nov. 28, The Florida Theatre QUEENSRYCHE, ARMORED SAINT Nov. 29, Mavericks Live DREAM THEATER Nov. 29, The Florida Theatre PERPETUAL GROOVE Nov. 30, Mavericks Live CALIFORNIA GUITAR TRIO Dec. 1, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall BOYZ TO MEN Dec. 1, Thrasher-Horne Center

PATRICK BARTLEY Dec. 1, Ritz Theatre DAVE KOZ & FRIENDS CHRISTMAS, VALERIE SIMPSON, KENNY LATIMORE, JONATHAN BUTLER Dec. 1, The Florida Theatre Winter Formal: The 1975, PHANTOGRAM, SILVERSUN PICKUPS, GLASS ANIMALS, COIN Dec. 2, St. Augustine Amphitheatre The STANLEY CLARKE BAND Dec. 2, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall SARA EVANS Dec. 2, The Florida Theatre SAM PACETTI Dec. 2, Mudville Music Room TONY JOE WHITE, MERE WOODARD Dec. 3, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall ROCK ’N’ ROLL HOLIDAY SHOW Dec. 3, The Florida Theatre TRAVIS TRITT Dec. 4, The Florida Theatre NIYKEE HEATON Dec. 4, Mavericks Live TAYLOR HICKS Dec. 7, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall PIERCE PETTIS Dec. 8, Mudville Music Room CHRIS LANE Dec. 10, Mavericks Live A Peter White Christmas: RICK BRAUN, EUGE GROOVE Dec. 11, The Florida Theatre The OAK RIDGE BOYS Dec. 13, The Florida Theatre TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Dec. 15, Veterans Memorial Arena GRIFFIN HOUSE Dec. 18, Café Eleven JACKIE EVANCHO Dec. 21, The Florida Theatre DONNA the BUFFALO, BUTCH TRUCKS & the FREIGHT TRAIN BAND Dec. 29, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall MICHAEL BOLTON Jan. 11, The Florida Theatre WIMPY RUTHERFORD & the CRYPTICS Jan. 13, Nobby’s LOS LOBOS Jan. 15, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall PINK MARTINI Jan. 17, The Florida Theatre JEANNE ROBERTSON Jan. 21, The Florida Theatre ELVIS LIVES Jan. 24, Times-Union Center GLADYS KNIGHT Jan. 25, The Florida Theatre KATHLEEN MADIGAN Jan. 27, The Florida Theatre LEON RUSSELL Jan. 28, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall KENNY ROGERS, LINDA DAVIS Jan. 28, Thrasher-Horne Center for the Performing Arts The BEACH BOYS Jan. 28, The Florida Theatre VOCALOSITY Feb. 1, The Florida Theatre CHRISTIE DASHIELL Feb. 2, Ritz Theatre ARLO GUTHRIE Feb. 2, The Florida Theatre TOM RUSH Feb. 3, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall PAT METHENY, ANTONIO SANCHEZ, LINDA OH, GWILYM SIMCOCK Feb. 3, The Florida Theatre SARA WATKINS Feb. 4, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall BOSTON POPS ESPLANDE ORCHESTRA Feb. 4, T-U Center GAELIC STORM Feb. 8, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall TAJ MAHAL Feb. 10, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall The BABES Feb. 11, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall UNDER the STREETLAMP Feb. 12, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall ANDY McKEE Feb. 15, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall THREE DOG NIGHT, AMERICA Feb. 16, The Florida Theatre The PAUL THORN BAND Feb. 17, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall The PIANO GUYS Feb. 17, The Florida Theatre TOBYMAC, MATT MAHER, MANDISA, MAC POWELL, CAPITAL KINGS, RYAN STEVENSON, HOLLYN Feb. 17, Veterans Memorial Arena SOUTHSIDE JOHNNY & the ASBURY JUKES Feb. 19, The Florida Theatre COLIN HAY Feb. 22, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall JOE BONAMASSA Feb. 22, The Florida Theatre MINDI ABAIR Feb. 23, Ritz Theatre MANHATTAN TRANSFER, TAKE 6 Feb. 23, Florida Theatre ELIZABETH COOK, DALE WATSON Feb. 24, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall OLD 97’s, BOTTLE ROCKETS Feb. 25, P. Vedra Concert Hall DENNIS DeYOUNG, Jacksonville Rock Symphony Orchestra Feb. 26, The Florida Theatre AGENT ORANGE, GUTTERMOUTH, The QUEERS, The ATOM AGE Feb. 26, St. Augustine Amphitheatre Backyard Party

LIVE + LOCAL MUSIC Critically lauded singersongwriter KIM RICHEY performs Oct. 16 at The Original Café Eleven, St. Augustine.

TAJ EXPRESS Feb. 28, Times-Union Center MARC COHN March 1, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall The WEIGHT, members of The Band March 3, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall SPYRO GYRA March 5, The Florida Theatre KODO March 11, The Florida Theatre CLINT BLACK March 12, Florida Theatre The CHARLIE DANIELS BAND March 16, Florida Theatre GET the LED OUT March 17, The Florida Theatre PILOBOLUS SHADOWLAND March 21, Florida Theatre 1964: The TRIBUTE March 25, St. Augustine Amphitheatre JIM BRICKMAN March 31, The Florida Theatre RICK THOMAS April 1, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall ANA POPOVIC April 5, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall LITTLE RIVER BAND, Jacksonville Rock Symphony Orchestra April 7, The Florida Theatre BUDDY GUY, The RIDES (Stephen Stills, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Barry Goldberg) April 9, St. Augustine Amphitheatre CHRIS BOTTI April 18, The Florida Theatre MJ LIVE! April 20-23, Times-Union Center TOWER of POWER April 22, The Florida Theatre ERIC CHURCH May 5, Veterans Memorial Arena BASTILLE May 7, St. Augustine Amphitheatre TIM McGRAW & FAITH HILL Sept. 16, 2017, Veterans Memorial Arena

LIVE MUSIC CLUBS AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA

ALLEY CAT Beer House, 316 Centre St., 491-1001 Dan Voll 6:30 p.m. Oct. 12. John Springer Oct. 6 & 8.

Tom Edwards Oct. 7. Gitlo Lee Blues every Fri. LA MANCHA, 2709 Sadler Rd., 261-4646 Miguel Paley 5:30-9 p.m. every Fri.-Sun. Javier Parez every Sun. SLIDERS Seaside Grill, 1998 S. Fletcher Ave., 277-6652 King Eddie & Pili Pili 6 p.m. Oct. 12. Tad Jennings Oct. 13. South Mouth, Michael Hewlett Oct. 14. Melissa Smith, South Mouth, Davis Turner Oct. 15. Darrel Rae Oct. 16 & 17. Mark O’Quinn Oct. 18 SURF Restaurant, 3199 S. Fletcher Ave., 261-5711 Yancy Clegg Oct. 12. Reggie Catfish Lee Oct. 13. Black Jack Band every Fri.

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

CASBAH Café, 3628 St. Johns Ave., 981-9966 Goliath Flores every Wed. Live jazz every Sun. Live music 9 p.m. every Mon. ECLIPSE, 4219 St. Johns Ave. KJ Free 9 p.m. every Tue. & Thur. Indie dance 9 p.m. every Wed. ’80s & ’90s dance every Fri. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 3611 St. Johns Ave., 388-0200 Live music every Thur.-Sat.

THE BEACHES

(All venues in Jax Beach unless otherwise noted)

BLUE TYPHOON, 2309 Beach Blvd., 379-3789 Billy Bowers 5:30 p.m. Oct. 14. Live music most weekends BRASS ANCHOR Pub, 2292 Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach, 249-0301 Joe Oliff Oct. 12 FLYING IGUANA, 207 Atlantic Blvd., NB, 853-5680 3 the Band 9 p.m. Oct. 13. 5 O’Clock Shadow Oct. 14 & 15.

Darren Corlew Oct. 16 GUSTO, 1266 Beach Blvd., 372-9925 Groov 7:30 p.m. every Wed. Murray Goff Fri. Under the Bus every Sat. Gene Nordan 6 p.m. every Sun. HOPTINGER Bier Garden & Sausage House, 333 N. First St., 222-0796 The Reggie Sullivan Band Oct. 15 LYNCH’S Irish Pub, 514 First St. N., 249-5181 Dirty Pete Wed. Split Tone Thur. Chillula Fri. Be Easy Mon. Krakajaxx Tue. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1018 Third St. N., 241-5600 Ben Lewis & the Kind Dub 9 p.m. Oct. 13. Live music weekends MEZZA Restaurant & Bar, 110 First St., NB, 249-5573 Gypsies Ginger every Wed. Mike Shackelford, Steve Shanholtzer every Thur. Mezza Shuffle every Mon. Trevor Tanner every Tue. MOJO KITCHEN, 1500 Beach Blvd., 247-6636 Viva Mojo’s: Kim Reteguiz & the Black Cat Bones, JP Latin All Stars 10 p.m. Oct. 14 RAGTIME Tavern, 207 Atlantic Blvd., AB, 241-7877 Billy Bowers 7 p.m. Oct. 19. Live music every Wed.-Sun. ZETA BREWING, 131 First Ave. N., 372-0727 Live music every Thur.-Sat.

CAMDEN COUNTY, GA.

CAPTAIN STAN’S Smokehouse, 700 Bedell Dr., Woodbine, 912-729-9552 Acoustic music 6:30 p.m. every Sat.

DOWNTOWN

1904 MUSIC Hall, 19 Ocean St. N. Through The Roots, Cloud 9 Vibes, Josh Heinrichs 8 p.m. Oct. 12. Jonathan Scales Orchestra, Dovetonsil, Dr. Science 8 p.m. Oct. 13. 20WT 8 p.m. Oct. 14. Balance & Composure, Foxing, Mercury Girls 8 p.m. Oct. 15. Phish Afterparty: The Heavy Pets 11:30 p.m. Oct. 16 DE REAL TING, 128 W. Adams St., 633-9738 De Lions of Jah 7 p.m. Oct. 14 DOS GATOS, 123 E. Forsyth St., 354-0666 DJ Brandon

every Thur. DJ NickFresh every Sat. DJ Randall every Mon. DJ Hollywood every Tue. FIONN MacCOOL’S, Jax Landing, 374-1247 Spade McQuade 6 p.m. Oct. 12. Live music every Fri. & Sat. JACKSONVILLE Landing, 353-1188 TJ & the Top Guns 6 p.m. Oct. 13. Smooth McFlea Oct. 14. Live music Oct. 16 MARK’S Downtown, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Dr. Doom 10 p.m. every Fri. DJ Shotgun 10 p.m. every Sat. MAVERICKS LIVE, Jax Landing, 356-1110 DJ Silver 6 p.m. Oct. 14. Joe Buck, DJ Justin every Thur.-Sat. MYTH Nightclub, 333 E. Bay St., 707-0474 DJs Lady Miaou, Booty Boo, Cry Havoc, Some Dude 9 p.m. Glitz Wed. Q45, live music Wed. EDM every Thur. Eric Rush every Fri. DJ IBay Sat. Bangarang & Crunchay Sun.

FLEMING ISLAND

MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Ctr. Blvd., 541-1999 Robert Brown Jr. the Confluent Oct. 13. Live music weekends WHITEY’S Fish Camp, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 The Anton LaPlume Band Oct. 16. Live music every Thur.-Sun.

INTRACOASTAL

CLIFF’S Bar & Grill, 3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, 645-5162 Party Cartel 9 p.m. Oct. 12. Fratello 10 p.m.

Oct. 14. Rusted Diamond Oct. 15. Band on the Run Oct. 19.

Open mic every Tue. GERMAN SCHNITZEL HAUS, 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40, 221-9700 Oompah Band Oct. 15 & 22 JERRY’S, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., 220-6766 Retro Katz 10 p.m. Oct. 14

MANDARIN

ENZA’S Italian Restaurant, 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 109, 268-4458 Brian Iannucci Oct. 12 & 16 IGGY’S SEAFOOD SHACK, 104 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101, 209-5209 Brittney Lawrence 6 p.m. Oct. 13

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

DEE’S Music Bar, 2141 Loch Rane Blvd., Ste. 140, 375-2240 X-Hale 10 p.m. Oct. 14 & 15. DJ Daddy-O every Tue. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael on the piano every Tue.-Sat. THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 DJ Big Mike Oct. 13. Sasquatch on Mars, F.I.L.T.H. 8 p.m. Oct. 15.

Live music every weekend SHARK Club, 714 Park Ave., 215-1557 Digital Skyline Oct. 12

PONTE VEDRA

PUSSER’S GRILLE, 816 A1A, 280-7766 DiCarlo Thompson 7 p.m. Oct. 15. Live music every weekend TABLE 1, 330 A1A, 280-5515 White Hot Champagne Oct. 12. Gary Starling Jazz Band Oct. 13. Billy Bowers 7:30 p.m.

Oct. 14. Javier Naranjo Oct. 15. Deron Baker Oct. 19

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE

BRIXX, 220 Riverside Ave., 300-3928 Live music every Thur. & Fri. HOBNOB, 220 Riverside Ave., Ste. 10, 513-4272 Live music every Fri. LIMES LIVE, 11265 S. Lane Ave., 444-2709 Hawthorne Heights, Convictions, In Her Own Words 7 p.m. Oct. 13 MURRAY HILL Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave., 388-7807 MJ Robinson Music Oct. 15 NIGHTHAWKS, 2952 Roosevelt Blvd. Milk Spot, The Mold, Digdog 8 p.m. Oct. 13. Rue Snider 8 p.m. Oct. 14. The

Shabooms 8 p.m. Oct. 16. The Last Ten Seconds of Life, Traiters, Spite, Landfill 8 p.m. Oct. 18. J E Double F, DJ J Mix 8 p.m. Oct. 19 RAIN DOGS, 1045 Park St., 379-4969 Jax Drum N Bass 11th Anniversary: DJ Chef Rocc, Ill Terror, The Cryptics 8 p.m. Oct. 15 RIVERSIDE Arts Market, 715 Riverside Ave., 389-2449 Delfeayo Marsalis Oct. 13. Yoga Day 9:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Oct. 15 UNITY PLAZA, 220 Riverside Ave. Live music most every weekend

ST. AUGUSTINE

CELLAR UPSTAIRS, 157 King St., 826-1594 Ian Kelly, Oh No Oct. 14. Billy Buchanan, Beautiful Bobby Blackmon & the B3 Blues Band Oct. 15. Vinny Jacobs Oct. 16 MARDI GRAS, 123 San Marco Ave., 823-8806 Danger Mouse Oct. 14. Funk Shui Oct. 15. Fre Gordon open mic Oct. 16. DJ Rob St. John every Wed. NOBBY’S, 10 Anastasia Blvd., 547-2188 The Gooch Palms, The Cosmic Groove, Mental Boy 8 p.m. Oct. 12. The Raging Nathans, Wonk Unit 10 p.m. Oct. 13 The ORIGINAL CAFE ELEVEN, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach, 460-9311 Kim Richey 7 p.m. Oct. 16 PLANET SARBEZ, 115 Anastasia Blvd., 342-0632 The Cryptics, Mock Toxins, Kid You Not, Chuck Mental 8:30 p.m.

Oct. 15 TRADEWINDS LOUNGE, 124 Charlotte St., 829-9336 Those Guys 9 p.m. Oct. 14 & 15. Live music every night

SAN MARCO

JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Astronautalis, Ceschi & Factor Chandelier, Transit 8 p.m.

Oct. 13. Finish Ticket, Run River North, Iron Tom 8 p.m.

Oct. 14. Beach Slang, Bleached, Hunny 7 p.m. Oct. 15. MC Chris, MC Lars, Mega Ran 7 p.m. Oct. 16. Eden, Elohim 8 p.m. Oct. 17. Inna Vision 7 p.m. Oct. 19 MUDVILLE Music Room, 3104 Atlantic Blvd., 352-7008 The Currys 7:30 p.m. Oct. 13. Larry Mangum’s Songwriters’ Circle, David Pooler 7:30 p.m. Oct. 14

SOUTHSIDE, BAYMEADOWS

GREEK STREET CAFÉ, 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., 503-0620 Tavernalive 6 p.m. every Mon. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Ct., 997-1955 DiCarlo Thompson Oct. 13. Kevin Ski Oct. 14. IRIEsistance Oct. 15 WHISKEY JAX, 10915 Baymeadows Rd., 634-7208 Break Even Band, Take Cover 9:30 p.m. Oct. 14. Melissa Smith open mic every Thur. Blues jam every Sun. Country jam every Wed.

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

The BIRDHOUSE, 1827 N. Pearl St., 634-7523 Live music most weekends The HEADLAMP, 818 Clay St. Live music every Fri. & Sat. SANDOLLAR, 9716 Heckscher Dr., 251-2449 Live music every Fri.-Sun.

_________________________________ To list your band’s gig, please send time, date, location (street address, city), admission price, and a contact number to print to Daniel A. Brown, email dbrown@ folioweekly.com or by the U.S. Postal Service, 45 W. Bay St., Ste. 103, Jacksonville FL 32202. Events run on a space-available basis. Deadline is at noon every Wednesday for the next Wednesday’s publication.

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FOLIO DINING

The Pecan Roll Bakery on Amelia Island is home to some of the area’s most delightful dessert treats. photo by Dennis Ho

AMELIA ISLAND FERNANDINA BEACH

29 SOUTH EATS, 29 S. Third St., 277-7919, 29southrestaur ant.com. Historic downtown bistro’s Chef Scotty Schwartz serves traditional regional cuisine with a modern twist. $$ L Tu-Sa; D M.-Sa; R Sa BEACH DINER, 2006 S. Eighth St., 310-3750, beachdiner. com. Innovative breakfast: Eggs on the Bayou, fish-n-grits; French toast, riders, omelets. Lunch fare: salads, burgers, sandwiches, shrimp & crabmeat salad. $ K TO B R L Da ily BRETT’S Waterway Café, 1 S. Front St., 261-2660. F On the water at Centre Street’s end, it’s Southern hospitality in an upscale atmosphere; daily specials, fresh local seafood, aged beef. $$$ FB L D Daily CAFÉ KARIBO, 27 N. Third St., 277-5269, cafekaribo.com. F In historic building, family-owned café has worldly fare, madefrom-scratch dressings, sauces, desserts, sourcing fresh greens, veggies, seafood. Dine inside or al fresco under oak-shaded patio. Microbrew Karibrew Pub next door has beer brewed onsite, imports. $$ FB K TO R, Su; L Daily, D Tu-Su in season CHEZ LEZAN Bakery Co., 1014 Atlantic Ave., 491-4663, chez lezanbakery.com. Fresh European-style breads, pastries: croissants, muffins, cakes, pies. $ TO B R L Daily The CRAB TRAP, 31 N. Second St., 261-4749, ameliacrabtrap .com. F Nearly 40 years, family-owned-and-operated. Fresh local seafood, steaks, specials. HH. $$ FB L D Daily DAVID’S Restaurant & Lounge, 802 Ash St., 310-6049, amelia islanddavids.com. Steaks, fresh seafood, rack of lamb and ribeye, Chilean sea bass, in an upscale atmosphere. Chef Wesley Cox has a new lounge menu. $$$$ FB D Nightly DICK’S Wings & Grill, 474313 E. S.R. 200, 310-6945. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE ORANGE PARK.

JACK & DIANE’S, 708 Centre St., 321-1444, jackanddianes cafe.com. F Renovated 1887 shotgun house. Faves: jambalaya, French toast, pancakes, mac & cheese, crêpes. Vegan items.

Inside or porch overlooking historic area. $$ BW K TO B L D Daily La MANCHA, 2709 Sadler Rd., 261-4646. Spanish, Portuguese fare, Brazilian flair. Tapas, seafood, steaks, sangria. Drink specials. AYCE paella Sun. $$$ FB K TO D Nightly LARRY’S Subs, 474272 S.R. 200, 844-2225. F SEE ORANGE PARK. LECHONERA EL COQUÍ, 232 N. Second St., 432-7545. New Puerto Rican place. Chulleta kan kan (pork chops), Tripletta churosco sandwich, more. $ FB TO L D Tu-Su MOON RIVER Pizza, 925 S. 14th St., 321-3400, moonriver pizza.net. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Authentic Northernstyle pizzas, 20+ toppings, pie/slice. Calzones, salads. $ BW TO L D M-Sa The MUSTARD SEED Café, 833 Courson Rd., 277-3141, nassaushealthfoods.net. Casual organic eatery, juice bar, in Nassau Health Foods. All-natural organic items, smoothies, juices, herbal teas, coffees, daily specials. $$ K TO B L M-Sa The PATIO PLACE, 416 Ash St., 410-3717, patioplacebistro. com. Bistro/wine bar/crêperie’s menu of global fare uses crêpes: starters, entrées, shareables, desserts. $$ BW TO B L D Tu-Su The PECAN ROLL Bakery, 122 S. Eighth St., 491-9815, thepec anrollbakery.com. F By historic district. Sweet/savory pastries, cookies, cakes, bagels, breads; from scratch. $ K TO B L W-Su POINTE Restaurant, 98 S. Fletcher Ave., 277-4851, elizabeth pointelodge.com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. In award-winning inn Elizabeth Pointe Lodge. Seaside dining, open to public. Dine in or out. Hot buffet breakfast daily, full lunch menu. Homestyle soups, specialty sandwiches, salads, desserts. $$$ BW K B L D Daily The SALTY PELICAN Bar & Grill, 12 N. Front St., 277-3811, thesaltypelicanamelia.com. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner.

2nd-story outdoor bar. Owners T.J. & Al offer local seafood, fish tacos, Mayport shrimp, po’boys, cheese oysters. $$ FB K L D Daily To list your restaurant, call your account manager or Sam Taylor, 860-2465 • staylor@folioweekly.com

DINING DIRECTORY KEY

AVERAGE ENTRÉE • COST •

$ = Less than $10 $$ = $10- $20 $$$ = $20- $35 $$$$ = $35 & up BW = Beer/Wine FB = Full Bar K = Kids’ Menu TO = Take Out B = Breakfast R = Brunch L = Lunch D = Dinner Bite Club = Hosted free FW Bite Club event. fwbiteclub.com 2015 Best of Jax winner F = FW distribution spot

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SLIDERS Seaside Grill, 1998 S. Fletcher Ave., 277-6652, slidersseaside.com. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Oceanfront.

Award-winning handmade crabcakes, fried pickles, fresh seafood.

Open-air 2nd floor, balcony, playground. $$ FB K L D Daily T-RAY’S Burger Station, 202 S. Eighth St., 261-6310. F Family-owned-and-operated 18+ years. Blue plate specials, burgers, biscuits & gravy, shrimp. $ BW TO B L M-Sa

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

DICK’S Wings, 9119 Merrill Rd., Ste. 19, 745-9300. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE ORANGE PARK.

LARRY’S Subs, 1301 Monument Rd., Ste. 5, 724-5802. F SEE ORANGE PARK.

SID & LINDA’S Seafood Market & Restaurant, 12220 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 109, 503-8276. Pick a whole fresh fish, have it cleaned, filleted, cooked to order. Dine in, take out. Housemade sauces. $$ K TO L D Daily

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

CHOMP CHOMP, 4162 Herschel St., 329-1679. Just relocated.

Chef-inspired: The Philadelphia Experiment (sweet pork over arugula), panko-crusted chicken, burgers, Waldorf salad, bahn mi, Southern fried chicken, The Come Up (portabella mushroom, green tomato salsa, almonds). Curry Chomp chips, pasta salad.

HH. $ BW L D Mon.-Sat. The FOX Restaurant, 3580 St. Johns Ave., 387-2669. Owners Ian and Mary Chase offer fresh fare, homemade desserts.

Breakfast all day; signature items: burgers, meatloaf, fried green tomatoes. $$ BW K L D Daily HARPOON LOUIE’S, 4070 Herschel St., Ste. 8, 389-5631, harpoonlouies.net. F Locally owned & operated 20+ years.

American pub. 1/2-lb. burgers, fish sandwiches, pasta. Local beers, HH. $$ FB K TO L D Daily MELLOW MUSHROOM, 3611 St. Johns Ave., 388-0200. F Bite Club. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

PINEGROVE Market & Deli, 1511 PineGrove Ave., 389-8655, pinegrovemarket.com. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. 40+ years.

Burgers, Cubans, subs, wraps. Onsite butcher, USDA choice prime aged beef. Craft beers. Fri. & Sat. fish fry. $ BW TO B L D M-Sa Restaurant ORSAY, 3630 Park St., 381-0909, restaurant orsay.com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. French/Southern bistro; local organic ingredients. Steak frites, mussels, pork chops. $$$ FB R, Su; D Nightly SIMPLY SARA’S, 2902 Corinthian Ave., 387-1000, simplysara s.net. F Down-home fare from scratch: eggplant fries, pimento cheese, baked chicken, fruit cobblers, chicken & dumplings, desserts. BYOB. $$ K TO L D Tu-Sa, B Sa

BAYMEADOWS

AL’S Pizza, 8060 Philips Hwy., Ste. 105, 731-4300. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

INDIA’S Restaurant, 9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8, 620-0777, indiajax.com. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Authentic cuisine, lunch buffet. Curries, vegetables, lamb, chicken, shrimp, fish tandoori. $$ BW L M-Sa; D Nightly LARRY’S Giant Subs, 8616 Baymeadows Rd., 739-2498. F SEE ORANGE PARK.

METRO Diner, 9802 Baymeadows Rd., 425-9142. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE SAN MARCO.

NATIVE SUN Natural Foods Market & Deli, 11030 Baymeadows Rd., 260-2791. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE MANDARIN. The WELL Watering Hole, 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9, 737-7740, thewellwateringhole.com. Local craft beers, glass/ bottle wines. Meatloaf sandwich, pulled Peruvian chicken, vegan black bean burgers. $$ BW K TO L M-F; D Tu-Sa TEQUILAS, 10915 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 101, 363-1365, tequilasjacksonville.com. New Mexican place has casa-style dishes made with fresh, spicy hot ingredients. Vegetarian option. Top-shelf tequilas, drink specials. $$ FB K TO L D Daily WHISKEY JAX, 10915 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 135, 634-7208, whiskeyjax.com. Gastropub. Craft beers, gourmet burgers, handhelds, street fare tacos, signature plates, whiskey. HH. $$ FB L D F-Su; D Nightly

BEACHES

(Venues are in Jax Beach unless otherwise noted.)

AL’S PIZZA, 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-0002, als pizza.com. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. NY-style gourmet pizzas,

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Winner. SEE SAN MARCO.

M SHACK, 299 Atlantic Blvd., AB, 241-2599, mshackburgers. com. David and Matthew Medure flip burgers, hot dogs, fries, shakes. Dine in or out. $$ BW L D Daily NATIVE SUN Natural Foods Market & Deli, 1585 Third St. N., 458-1390. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE MANDARIN. POE’S Tavern, 363 Atlantic Blvd., AB, 241-7637, poestavern. com. Gastropub, 50+ beers, burgers, fries, fish tacos, Edgar’s Drunken Chili, daily fish sandwich special. $$ FB K L D Daily RAGTIME Tavern & Seafood Grill, 207 Atlantic Blvd., AB, 241-7877, ragtimetavern.com. F 30+ years, iconic seafood

GRILL ME!

seafood, pizza. Homemade salad dressing. $ BW K L M-F; D M-Sa FIONN MacCOOL’S Irish Pub & Restaurant, Jax Landing, Ste. 176, 374-1547, fionnmacs.com. Casual dining, uptown Irish atmosphere; fish & chips, Guinness lamb stew, black-and-tan brownies. $$ FB K L D Daily INDOCHINE, 21 E. Adams St., Ste. 200, 598-5303, indochine jax.com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Thai, Southeast Asian cuisine.

Signature dishes: chicken Satay, soft shell crab; mango, sticky rice dessert. $$ FB TO L D M-F; D Tu-Sa OLIO Market, 301 E. Bay St., 356-7100, oliomarket.com. F From-scratch soups, sandwiches. Duck grilled cheese, seen on Best Sandwich in America. $$ BW TO B R L M-F; D F & Sa URBAN GRIND Coffee Company, 45 W. Bay, Ste. 102, 866395-3954, 516-7799, urbangrind.coffee. Locally roasted whole bean brewed coffees, espressos, pastries, smoothies, bagels, cream cheeses. Chicken/tuna salad, sandwiches. WiFi. $ B L M-F. URBAN Grind Express, 50 W. Laura, 516-7799. SEE ABOVE. ZODIAC Bar & Grill, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283, thezodiac barandgrill.com. 16+ years. Mediterranean cuisine, American fare, paninis, vegetarian dishes. Daily lunch buffet. Espressos, hookahs. HH M-F $ FB L M-F; D W-Sa

FLEMING ISLAND

DICK’S Wings, 1803 East-West Parkway, 375-2559. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE ORANGE PARK.

GRASSROOTS Natural Market, 1915 East-West Parkway, 541-0009. F SEE RIVERSIDE. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Ctr. Blvd., 541-1999. F Bite Club. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

TAPS Bar & Grill, 1605 C.R. 220, Ste. 145, 278-9421, tapspub lichouse.com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. 50+ premium domestic, import tap beers. Burgers, sandwiches, entrées. $$ FB K L D Daily WHITEY’S Fish Camp, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198, whiteysfish camp.com. F Real fish camp. Gator tail, freshwater catfish, daily specials, on Swimming Pen Creek. Tiki bar. Come by boat, bike or car. $ FB K TO L Tu-Su; D Nightly

INTRACOASTAL WEST

AL’S Pizza, 14286 Beach Blvd., Ste. 31, 223-0991. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

DICK’S Wings, 14286 Beach Blvd., Ste. 32, 223-0115. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE ORANGE PARK.

GERMAN SCHNITZEL HAUS, 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40, 221-9700, germanjax.com. Authentic German/fusion fare: schnitzels, plus bratwurst, stroganoff, käsesspätzle. 13 German beers in bottles, on tap. Bar bites, cocktails. Outdoor BierGarten. HH Tu-Thur. $$ FB L & D Tu-Su LARRY’S, 10750 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 14, 642-6980. F SEE O.PARK. SURFWICHES Sandwich Shop, 14286 Beach Blvd., Ste. 29, 559-5301. SEE BEACHES.

MANDARIN, NW ST. JOHNS

AKEL’s Deli, 12926 Granbay Pkwy. W., 880-2008. F SEE DOWNTOWN.

JUSTIN SCHREIBER

Mezza Restaurant & Bar 110 First St., Neptune Beach

BORN IN: Middleton, Wisconsin YEARS IN THE BIZ: 16 FAVE RESTAURANT (besides mine): The one that pops up at my house every Sunday night with my family.

FAVE CUISINE STYLE: French Bistro FAVE INGREDIENTS: Fresh cracked black pepper, fines herbes, duck fat, the pig from rooter to tooter IDEAL MEAL: Cast-iron cooked steak, bearnaise and any seasonal green vegetable INSIDER'S TIP: Use all your senses; be able to adjust and adapt; use common sense.

TASTE TREAT: Wings, hot sauce, bleu cheese and celery

place. Blackened snapper, sesame tuna, Ragtime shrimp. Daily HH, brunch Sun. $$ FB L D Daily SALT LIFE Food Shack, 1018 Third St. N., 372-4456, saltlife foodshack.com. Specialty items, signature tuna poke bowl, fresh sushi, Ensenada tacos, local fried shrimp. $$ FB K TO L D Daily SEACHASERS, 831 First St. N., 372-0444, seachasers.com.

New place; four areas: First Street Bar, Music Room, Beach Bar, Dining Room. Daily HH. In or on patio. $$ FB L D Daily SLIDERS Seafood Grille & Oyster Bar, 218 First St., NB, 246-0881, slidersseafoodgrille.com. Beach-casual spot.

Faves: Fresh fish tacos, gumbo. Key lime pie, ice cream sandwiches. Brunch Sun. $$ FB K L Sa/Su; D Nightly SURFWICHES Sandwich Shop, 1537 Penman Rd., 241-6996, surfwiches.com. Craft sandwich shop. Yankee-style steak sandwiches, hoagies, all made to order. $ BW TO K L D Daily THIS CHICK’S KITCHEN, 353 Sixth Ave. S., 778-5404, thischickskitchen.com. Farm-to-table restaurant serving healthful, locally sourced clean meals. Gluten-free, vegan, vegetarian options. $$ TO L D W-Sa V PIZZA, 528 First St. N., 853-6633, vpizza.com. Traditional Neapolitana artisan pizza from Naples – Italy, not Florida, made with fresh ingredients. $$ FB TO L D Daily

DOWNTOWN

AKEL’S Delicatessen, 21 W. Church St., 665-7324. 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 125, 446-3119, akelsdeli.com. F NYC-style deli. Fresh subs, sandwiches, burgers, gyros, wraps, vegetarian, breakfast, signature dressings. $ K TO B L M-F CANDY APPLE Café & Cocktails, 400 N. Hogan, 353-9717, thecan dyapplecafeandcocktails.com. Chef-driven Southern/French cuisine, sandwiches, entrées, salads. $$ FB K L Daily; D Tu-Sa CASA DORA, 108 E. Forsyth St., 356-8282, casadoraitalian. com. F Chef Sam Hamidi serves Italian fare, 40+ years: veal,

AL’s Pizza, 11190 San Jose Blvd., 260-4115. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

BEACH Diner, 11362 San Jose Blvd., 683-0079. SEE AMELIA. CRUISERS, 5613 San Jose Blvd., 737-2874. 2016 Best of Jax

Winner. SEE BEACHES.

DICK’S Wings, 100 Marketside Ave., 829-8134. 965 S.R. 16, 825-4540. 1610 University Blvd. W., 448-2110. 10391 Old St. Augustine, 880-7087. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE ORANGE PARK. ENZA’S Italian Restaurant, 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 109, 268-4458, enzas.net. Family-owned place serves Italian cuisine, veal, seafood, specials. $$$ FB K TO D Tu-Su FIRST COAST Deli & Grill, 6082 St. Augustine Rd., 733-7477.

Pancakes, bacon, sandwiches, burgers, wings. $ K TO B L Daily JAX DINER, 5065 St. Augustine Rd.,739-7070. New spot serves local produce, meats, breads, seafood. $ TO B L Daily METRO Diner, 12807 San Jose Blvd., 638-6185. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Dinner nightly. SEE SAN MARCO. NATIVE SUN Natural Foods Market & Deli, 10000 San Jose Blvd., 260-6950, nativesunjax.com. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Organic soups, baked items, sandwiches, prepared foods. Juice, smoothie, coffee bar. All-natural organic beer/ wine. $ BW TO K B L D Daily TAPS Bar & Grill, 2220 C.R. 210 W., Ste. 314, 819-1554. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE FLEMING ISLAND.

V PIZZA, 12601 San Jose Blvd., 647-9424. SEE SAN MARCO. WHOLE FOODS Market, 10601 San Jose, Ste. 22, 288-1100, wholefoodsmarket.com. Prepared-food department, 80+ items, full-service/self-service bars: hot, salad, soup, dessert.

Pizza, sushi, sandwich stations. Grapes, Hops & Grinds bar serves wines, beers (craft/tap), coffees. $$ BW K TO B L D Daily

ORANGE PARK

DICK’S Wings & Grill, 6055 Youngerman Cir., 778-1101, dickswingsandgrill.com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. NASCAR-

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TO MACHU PICCHU photo by Brentley Stead

baked dishes. 28+ years. All day HH M-Thu. $ FB K TO L D Daily ANGIE’S Subs, 1436 Beach Blvd., 246-2519. ANGIE’S Grom Subs, 204 Third Ave. S., 241-3663. Subs made with fresh ingredients, 25+ years. Huge salads, blue-ribbon iced tea.

Grom has Sun. brunch, no alcohol. $ K BW TO L D Daily BEACH Diner, 501 Atlantic Blvd., AB, 249-6500. SEE AMELIA. BEACH HUT Café, 1281 Third St. S., 249-3516. 28+ years.

Full breakfast menu served all day (darn good grits); hot plate specials Mon.-Fri. $ K TO B R L Daily CRUISERS Grill, 319 23rd Ave. S., 270-0356, cruisersgrill. com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Locally owned & operated 20+ years. Half-pound burgers, fish sandwiches, big salads, awardwinning cheddar fries, sangria. $ BW K TO L D Daily EUROPEAN Street Café, 992 Beach Blvd., 249-3001, europeanstreet.com. F SEE RIVERSIDE. FAMOUS TOASTERY, 311 N. Third St., 372-0712, famous toastery.com. New place has breakfast and lunch: corned beef hash, gluten-free pancakes, bacon, omelets, eggs, toast. Wraps, Bloody Marys, mimosas, peach Bellini. $$ FB K TO B L Daily The FISH COMPANY Restaurant, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, AB, 246-0123, thefishcojax.com. Bite Club. Casual. Oyster raw bar, fresh local seafood, Mayport shrimp, crab, lobster. Homestyle desserts. Patio; all-day HH Sun. $$ FB K TO L D Daily FLAMING SEAFOOD & SHAO KAO BBQ, 1289 Penman Rd., 853-6398. New place (is it Chinese? Barbecue? Seafood?) serves meats and vegetables, spiced, skewered on bamboo sticks – like Chinese street food. $ BW TO L D Daily FLYING IGUANA Taqueria & Tequila Bar, 207 Atlantic Blvd., NB, 853-5680, flyingiguana.com. F Latin American: tacos, seafood, carnitas, Cubana fare. 100+ tequilas. $ FB TO L D Daily GUSTO, 1266 Beach Blvd., 372-9925, gustojax.com. Classic Old World Roman cuisine, large Italian menu: homestyle pasta, beef, chicken, fish delicacies; open pizza-tossing kitchen.

Reservations encouraged. $$ FB TO L R D Tu-Su The HASH HOUSE, 610 Third St. S., 422-0644, thelovingcup hashhouse.com. New place offers locally sourced fare, locally roasted coffees, gluten-free, vegan, vegetarian dishes – no GMOs or hormones. $ K TO B R L Daily LARRY’S Subs, 657 Third St. N., 247-9620. F SEE ORANGE PARK. MELLOW MUSHROOM Pizza Bakers, 1018 Third St. N., Ste. 2, 241-5600, mellowmushroom.com. F Bite Club. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Hoagies, gourmet pizzas: Mighty Meaty, vegetarian, Kosmic Karma. 35 tap beers. Nonstop HH. $ FB K TO L D Daily METRO Diner, 1534 3rd St. N., 853-6817. F 2016 Best of Jax

Find CLASSIC PERUVIAN on the Southside PISCO’S RESTAURANT OFF SOUTHSIDE Boulevard is a local gem that offers traditional Peruvian cuisine suitable for all palates. Familyowned, the spot is deceptively large, and the menu has a lot to offer.

Pisco’s drink selection carries exciting possibilities. When I saw Chicha Limena (purple corn drink, $2.50), it was a no-brainer. I had no idea what to expect; I mean, juiced purple corn? I wasn’t disappointed. It was definitely purple, and my tastebuds were surprised to pick up notes of clove. It was actually quite refreshing without being too sweet. They do a beautiful Pisco Sour ($7.95), a classic South American drink of Pisco (a type of brandy), lemon juice, simple syrup and egg whites. If a drink with egg whites is too adventurous for you, choose one of the several options of sangria.

We started off with tamales ($4.95 each), opting for the pork over the chicken. Each tamale was served on a banana leaf, with a generous helping of spicy red onions on the side, a nice clean companion to the polenta. The pork? Tender flavorful chunks wrapped in the middle of smooth polenta, which is often rather bland, but Pisco’s was just as flavorful as the pork. I’d definitely be

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4131 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 646-3888 facebook.com/Piscos-PeruvianRestaurant-176003649079402/?fref=ts happy enough to eat two tamales for dinner at Pisco’s — no questions asked.

For our entrées, we wanted a little land-andsea, and Pisco’s offers it all. It seems wrong to not try a Peruvian restaurant’s ceviche, so we ordered the mixed ceviche ($13.95), which includes fish, shrimp and calamari, and Ají de Gallina ($11.25), a shredded chicken dish.

The ceviche was traditionally dressed in an acidic lemon sauce, accompanied by large kernels of Peruvian corn, along with a boiled potato and some fresh red onion. The dish was prepared quite nicely, but we both preferred the Ají de Gallina, which was dressed in yellow, garnished with a slice of boiled egg and black olive, and ready to party. The shredded chicken is blanketed in the rich Peruvian yellow sauce that gets its name and color from ají amarillo, or ají yellow peppers. One forkful of chicken reveals a base of thick, sliced, boiled potato that adds a nice layer of texture.

Between the pork and the chicken, the chef at Pisco’s knows just how to prepare perfectly tender and flavorful meat!

The Ají de Gallina also includes a small portion of rice. Side note: I didn’t know plain white rice could taste so good!

We finished our meal with a powdered sugarcovered shortbread sandwich, filled with a creamy caramel spread. The shortbread was mostly butter, so it excelled at its shortbread-manship.

The murals on the wall are worth noting as well — they depict some cool creatures! The venue offers lots of seating and there’s even a DJ booth, which makes me think that in addition to being a fabulous place to eat, Pisco’s is also a great late-night spot on the weekends.

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Wrap your lips around a SNOWBIRD from the Windy City

MIGRATION

LIBATIONS

THIS TIME OF YEAR, NORTHEAST FLORIDA IS host to many migrations. Birds — and snowbirds — from across the northern regions pass through as they make their way south to ride out the winter in warmer climes. This year, for the first time, Goose Island Beer Company is joining those treks. The lauded Migration Week celebration, held Oct. 17-21, includes several events designed to provide access to some of Goose Island’s best brews as well as a chance to meet the brewers themselves.

The idea for Goose Island was born in the late ’80s when founder John Hall visited Europe.

“My flight was delayed and I was flipping through the flight magazine,” Hall wrote in a press release. “I saw an article about boutique beers, and I realized that everywhere I’d been in Europe, I encountered distinctive local beers, but we had nothing like that in Chicago. Chicagoans drank the same beers that were sold everywhere else in the country.”

Hall decided to bring those handcrafted qualities to the beer drinkers of Chicago, his hometown. He opened Clybourn Avenue Brewpub, serving fresh, handcrafted beer to denizens of the city’s Lincoln Park District.

In the years since, Goose Island Beer Company has become a symbol of Chicago and its products have acquired an international reputation. In 1995, Goose Island opened its Fulton Street Brewery and, in 1999, a second brewpub opened in Wrigleyville. Even as Goose Island outgrew its original location, the Clybourn Brewpub continued to be a place for invention and experimentation.

Over the years, the brewery became a bastion of craft beer innovation. In 1992, Goose Island pioneered the barrel-aging process by filling first-use bourbon barrels with its brews. Brewers chose only barrels that held sweet whiskey for an average of eight years, then aged the beer in the casks for months, up to a year. This process took place in a non-climate-controlled space, allowing exposure to the extreme heat and cold of Chicago’s climate, which contracts and expands the wood, pulling the barrel’s whiskey character into the brew.

Eventually, in 2004, this barrel-aging program gave rise to one of Goose Island’s most coveted brews: Bourbon County Brand Stout. Its annual release, along with its varietals, is so popular, fans line up across the country on the day after Thanksgiving — Black Friday — just to get their allotment of the heady brews. The barrel-aging program was so well-received, the brewers decided to expand, using wine barrels to produce beers aged with fresh fruits and inoculated with wild yeast. The resulting brews are called Sour Sisters: Sofie, Juliet, Lolita, Madame Rose, Gillian and Halia.

Locally, Migration Week events include a beer dinner, a pub crawl in Riverside, an educational series plus a screening of Grit & Grain: The Story of Bourbon County Stout, a documentary about the method of brewing the stout, at Sun-Ray Cinema. Sisters Night at the Beach features tastings of each Sour Sisters. Details are still being worked out, but watch Folio Weekly Magazine’s Pint-Sized Facebook page (facebook. com/foliopintsized) for updates.

Marc Wisdom marc@folioweekly.com

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Fun family fare and friendly neighborhood sports bar combine at Players Grille in San Jose. photo by Dennis Ho

themed restaurant serves 365 varieties of wings, plus halfpound burgers, ribs, salads. $ FB K TO L D Daily The HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959, hilltop-club.com.

Southern style fine dining. New Orleans shrimp, certified Black Angus prime rib, she-crab soup, desserts. Extensive bourbon selection. $$$ FB D Tu-Sa LARRY’S Giant Subs, 1330 Blanding Blvd., Ste. 165, 276-7370. 1545 C.R. 220, 278-2827. 700 Blanding Blvd., Ste. 15, 272-3553. 5733 Roosevelt Blvd., 446-9500. 1401 S. Orange Ave., Green Cove, 284-7789, larryssubs.com. F All over the area, Larry’s piles ’em high, serves ’em fast; 36+ years. Hot & cold subs, soups. Some Larry’s serve breakfast. $ K TO B L D Daily METRO Diner, 2034 Kingsley Ave., 375-8548. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Dinner nightly. SEE SAN MARCO. The ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611, roadhouse online.net. Sandwiches, wings, burgers and quesadillas for 35+ years. 75+ imported beers. $ FB L D Daily The URBAN BEAN Coffeehouse Café, 2023 Park Ave., 541-4938, theurbanbeancoffeehouse.com. Locally-owned-&operated. Coffee, espresso, smoothies, teas. Omelets, bagels, paninis, flatbread, hummus, salads, desserts. $$ K TO B L D Daily

PONTE VEDRA BEACH

organic wines, produce, meats, vitamins, herbs, wraps, sides, sandwiches. $ BW TO B L D Daily HAWKERS ASIAN Street Fare, 1001 Park St., 508-0342, hawkerstreetfare.com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Authentic dishes from mobile stalls: BBQ pork char sui, beef haw fun, Hawkers baos, chow faan, grilled Hawker skewers. $ BW TO L D Daily HOBNOB, 220 Riverside Ave., Ste. 110, 513-4272, hobnob withus.com. Unity Plaza. Global inspiration, local intention – ahi poke tuna, jumbo lump crab tacos. $$ FB TO R L D Daily IL DESCO, 2665 Park St., 290-6711, ildescojax.com.

Authentic Italian cuisine, like wood-fired pizzas, pasta made daily onsite, baked Italian dishes, raw bar, spaghetti tacos. Daily HH. $$-$$$ FB K TO L D Daily JOHNNY’S Deli & Grille, 474 Riverside Ave., 356-8055. F Casual spot; made-to-order sandwiches, wraps, breakfast. $ TO B L M-Sa KNEAD Bakeshop, 1173 Edgewood Ave. S., 634-7617.

Locally owned, family-run shop specializing in made-fromscratch creations – classic pastries, artisan breads, savory pies, specialty sandwiches, soups. $ TO B L Tu-Su LARRY’S Subs, 1509 Margaret, 674-2794. 7895 Normandy, 781-7600. 8102 Blanding, 779-1933. F SEE ORANGE PARK. LITTLE JOE’S Café, 245 Riverside Ave., Ste. 195, 791-3336.

Riverview café. Soups, signature salad dressings. $ TO B L M-F METRO Diner, 4495 Roosevelt Blvd., 999-4600. F 2016 Best

SEE BEACHES.

MOON RIVER Pizza, 1176 Edgewood Ave. S., 389-4442. F

AL’S Pizza, 635 A1A, 543-1494. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner.

BEACH Diner, 880 A1A N., Ste. 2, 273-6545. SEE AMELIA. LARRY’S Subs, 830 A1A N., Ste. 6, 273-3993. F SEE O.PARK. METRO Diner, 340 Front St., Ste. 700, 513-8422. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE SAN MARCO.

TRASCA & CO. Eatery, 155 Tourside Dr., Ste. 1500, 395-3989, trascaandco.com. New eatery specializes in handcrafted Italian-inspired sandwiches, craft beers – many local choices – and craft coffees. $$ BW TO L R D Daily

RIVERSIDE, 5 PTS, WESTSIDE

13 GYPSIES, 887 Stockton St., 389-0330, 13gypsies.com.

2016 Best of Jax Winner. Authentic Mediterranean cuisine: chorizo, tapas, blackened cod, pork skewers, coconut mango curry chicken. Breads from scratch onsite. $$ BW L D Tu-Sa, R Sa AL’S Pizza, 1620 Margaret St., Ste. 201, 388-8384. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

BLACK SHEEP, 1534 Oak St., 355-3793, blacksheep5points. com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. New American, Southern; local source ingredients. Daily specials, rooftop bar. HH. $$$ FB R Sa & Su; L M-F; D Nightly BREW Five Points, 1024 Park St., 714-3402, brewfivepoints. com. F Local craft beers, espresso, coffees, wine. Rotating drafts, 75+ can craft beers, tea. Waffles, toasts, desserts, coffees. $$ BW K B L Daily; late nite Tu-Sa BRIXX Wood Fired Pizza, 220 Riverside Ave., 300-3928, brixxpizza.com. New place offers pizzas, pastas, soups.

Gluten-free options. Daily specials, buy-one-get-one pizzas 10 p.m.-close. $$ FB K TO L D Daily CORNER TACO, 818 Post St., 240-0412, cornertaco.com.

Made-from-scratch “Mexclectic street food,” tacos, nachos, gluten-free, vegetarian options. $ BW L D Tu-Su CUMMER CAFÉ, Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens, 829 Riverside Ave., 356-6857, cummer.org. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Light lunch, quick bites, locally roasted coffee, espresso-based beverages, homemade soups, sandwiches, gourmet desserts, daily specials. Dine in or in gardens. $ BW K L D Tu; L W-Su DERBY on PARK, 1068 Park St., 379-3343, derbyonpark.net.

New American cuisine, upscale retro in historic building. Oak Street Toast, shrimp & grits, lobster bites, 10-oz. gourmet burger.

Dine inside or out. $$ FB TO Brunch Sa/Su; B, L D Tu-Su EUROPEAN STREET Café, 2753 Park St., 384-9999. 130+ import beers, 20 on tap. Sandwiches. Outside dining at some EStreets. $ BW K L D Daily GRASSROOTS Natural Market, 2007 Park St., 384-4474, thegrassrootsmarket.com. F Juice bar uses certified organic fruits, veggies. Artisanal cheeses, 300 craft, import beers, 50

of Jax Winner. SEE SAN MARCO.

2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE AMELIA ISLAND.

M SHACK, 1012 Margaret St., 423-1283. SEE BEACHES. RAIN DOGS, 1045 Park St., 379-4969. 2016 Best of Jax Winner.

Local-centric bar food: boiled peanuts, hummus, chili, cheese plate, pork sliders, nachos, herbivore items. $ D Nightly SOUTHERN ROOTS Filling Station, 1275 King St., 513-4726, southernrootsjax.com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Healthy, fresh, light vegan fare; local, organic ingredients. Specials, on bread, local greens/rice, change daily. Sandwiches, coffees, teas. $ Tu-Su SUSHI Café, 2025 Riverside Ave., Ste. 204, 384-2888, sushi cafejax.com. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Monster, Rock-n-Roll, Dynamite Roll. Hibachi, tempura, katsu, teriyaki. Indoors or patio dining. $$ BW L D Daily

ST. AUGUSTINE

AL’S Pizza, 1 St. George St., 824-4383. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

CRUISERS Grill, 3 St. George St., 824-6993. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

DICK’S Wings & Grill, 4010 U.S. 1 S., 547-2669. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE ORANGE PARK.

The FLORIDIAN, 72 Spanish St., 829-0655, thefloridianstaug. com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Updated Southern fare; fresh, local ingredients sourced from area farms. Vegetarian, gluten-free option. Signature fried green tomato bruschetta, blackened fish cornbread stack; grits w/shrimp/fish/tofu. $$$ BW K TO L D W-M GYPSY CAB Company, 828 Anastasia Blvd., 824-8244, gypsy cab.com. F Local mainstay 33+ years. Varied urban cuisine menu changes twice daily. Signature dish: Gypsy chicken.

Seafood, tofu, duck, veal. $$ FB R Su; L D Daily MARDI GRAS Sports Bar, 123 San Marco Ave., 347-3288, mardibar.com. Wings, nachos, shrimp, chicken, Phillys, sliders, soft pretzels. $$ FB TO L D Daily MBQUE, 604 Anastasia Blvd., 484-7472. New Southern-style, fresh-casual. Handspun milkshakes, super kale salad. Housemade rubs, sauces. Platters, ribs, brisket, sweet/spicy pulled/ chopped pork, chicken, sausage. $$ BW K TO L D Daily MELLOW MUSHROOM, 410 Anastasia Blvd., 826-4040. F Bite Club. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

O’LOUGHLIN Pub, 6975 A1A S., 429-9715. New familyowned-and-operated. Authentic fish & chips, shepherd’s pie, corned beef & cabbage, bangers & mash, duck wings. $$ FB K TO L D Daily SALT LIFE Food Shack, 321 A1A Beach Blvd., 217-3256. SEE BCHES. METRO Diner, 1000 S. Ponce de Leon Blvd., 758-3323. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Serving dinner nightly. SEE SAN MARCO.

SHANGHAI NOBBY’S, 10 Anastasia Blvd., 547-2188. Cubanstyle, Philly cheesesteak sandwiches. $$ FB

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

BEACH Diner, 1965 San Marco Blvd., 399-1306. SEE AMELIA. The BEARDED PIG Southern BBQ & Beer Garden, 1224 Kings Ave., 619-2247, thebeardedpigbbq.com. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Barbecue joint offers Southern style BBQ, like brisket, pork, chicken, sausage, beef; veggie platters. $$ BW K TO Daily BISTRO AIX, 1440 San Marco Blvd., 398-1949, bistrox.com.

F Mediterranean/French inspired menu changes seasonally.

250+ wine list. Wood-fired oven baked, grilled specialties: pizza, pasta, risotto, steaks, seafood. Hand-crafted cocktails, specialty drinks. Dine outside. HH M-F. $$$ FB L D Daily EUROPEAN Street Café, 1704 San Marco, 398-9500. SEE RIVERSIDE. FUSION SUSHI, 1550 University Blvd. W., 636-8688, fusionsush ijax.com. F Upscale sushi spot serves fresh sushi, sashimi, hibachi, teriyaki, kiatsu, seafood. $$ K L D Daily INDOCHINE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 503-7013. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE DOWNTOWN.

KITCHEN on San Marco, 1402 San Marco Blvd., 396-2344, kitchenonsanmarco.com. Gastropub serves local, national craft beers, specialty cocktails. Seasonal menu, with fresh, locally sourced ingredients. $$ FB R Su; L D Daily METRO Diner, 3302 Hendricks Ave., 398-3701, metrodiner. com. F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. Original upscale diner in a historic 1930s-era building. Meatloaf, chicken pot pie, soups.

This one serves dinner nightly. $$ B R L D Daily PIZZA PALACE Restaurant & Pizzeria, 1959 San Marco Blvd., 399-8815, pizzapalacejax.com. F Family-owned-&-operated; spinach pizza, chicken spinach calzones, ravioli, lasagna, parmigiana. Dine outside. HH. $$ BW K TO L D Daily TAVERNA, 1986 San Marco Blvd., 398-3005, tavernasanmarco. com. Chef Sam Efron’s authentic Italian; tapas, wood-fired pizza.

Seasonal local produce, meats. Craft beer (some local), handcrafted cocktails, award-winning wine. $$$ FB K TO R L D Daily V PIZZA, 1406 Hendricks Ave., 527-1511, vpizza.com. True Neapolitana pizzas with the freshest ingredients – a rare class of artisan pizza from Naples. $$ FB to L D Daily

SOUTHSIDE, TINSELTOWN

ALHAMBRA Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., 641-1212, alhambrajax.com. USA’s longest-running, 50 years. Executive Chef DeJuan Roy’s themed menus. Reservations. $$ FB D Tu-Su The CHATTY CRAB, 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138C, 888-0639, chattycrab.com. Chef Dana Pollard’s raw oysters, Nawlins-style low country boil, po’ boys, 50¢ wing specials. $$ FB K TO L D Daily DICK’S Wings, 10750 Atlantic Blvd., 619-0954. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE ORANGE PARK.

EUROPEAN Street Café, 5500 Beach, 398-1717. SEE RIVERSIDE. GREEK Street Café, 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 106, 503-0620, greekstreetcafe.com. Fresh, authentic, modern; Greek owners. Gyros, spanakopita, dolmades, falafel, salads, nachos. Award-winning wines. $$ BW K TO L D M-Sa LARRY’S Subs, 3611 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., 641-6499. 4479 Deerwood Lake Pkwy., 425-4060. F SEE ORANGE PARK. MARIANAS GRINDS, 11380 Beach Blvd., Ste. 10, 206-6126596. Pacific Islander fare, chamorro culture. Soups, stews, fitada, beef oxtail, katden pika; empanadas, lumpia, chicken relaguen, BBQ-style ribs, chicken. $$ TO B L D Tu-Su MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Ct., 997-1955. F Bite Club. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

M SHACK, 10281 Midtown Pkwy., 642-5000. SEE BEACHES. OVINTE, 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr., 900-7730, ovinte.com.

Italy, Spain, Mediterranean flavor. Small plates, tapas, charcuterie: ceviche fresco, pappardelle bolognese, lobster ravioli. 240-bottle/ wines, 75/glass; craft spirits. $$ FB R, Su; D Nightly TAVERNA YAMAS, 9753 Deer Lake Ct., 854-0426, taverna yamas.com. F Bite Club. Charbroiled kabobs, seafood, desserts.

Greek wines, daily HH. Bellydancing. $$ FB K TO L D Daily TOSSGREEN, 4375 Southside Blvd., Ste. 12, 619-4356. 4668

DINING DIRECTORY

Town Crossing Dr., Ste. 105, 686-0234. Custom salads, burritos, burrito bowls; fruit, veggies, 100% natural chicken, sirloin, shrimp, tofu, cheese, dressing, salsa, frozen yogurt. $$ K TO L D Daily

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

ANDY’S Grill, 1810 W. Beaver St., 354-2821, jaxfarmersmarket.com. Jax Farmers Market. Local, regional, international produce. Breakfast, sandwiches, snacks, beverages. $ B L D Mon.-Sat. BARZ Liquors & Fish Camp, 9560 Heckscher Dr., 251-3330.

Authentic fish camp, biker-friendly, American-owned. Package store. $ FB L D Daily DICK’S Wings, 12400 Yellow Bluff Rd., 619-9828. 450077 S.R. 200, 879-0993. 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE ORANGE PARK. HOLA Mexican Restaurant, 1001 N. Main St., 356-3100, holamexicanrestaurant.com. F Authentic fresh fajitas, burritos, specials, enchiladas, more. HH; sangria. BW K TO L D M-Sa LARRY’S Subs, 12001 Lem Turner Rd., 764-9999. SEE O. PARK. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 15170 Max Leggett Pkwy., 757-8843.

F 2016 Best of Jax Winner. SEE BEACHES.

CHEFFED-UP

Sure, he was a racist, but we’ll always thank him for MARINARA

COLUMBUS:

GODFATHER OF MODERN CUISINE? MOST OF Y’ALL REMEMBER COLUMBUS for “discovering” the New World in 1492.

Columbus, an Italian from Genoa (then one of the most powerful cities in the world), manipulated the Spanish into sponsoring a new route to the West Indies. Why? For food, of course, specifically spices. Instead, he sailed into the American continents.

Though this was quite a cool accomplishment in itself, it led to so much more than just Europeans colonizing the Americas.

The more significant result of his voyage was the opening of the Columbian Exchange, which changed the world’s palate for the better.

If it weren’t for Columbus, Italians wouldn’t have the tomato, the Irish wouldn’t have potatoes, Thais wouldn’t have chili peppers, and the Swiss wouldn’t have chocolate.

You could say Columbus was responsible for all modern cuisine. No wonder he’s such a revered figure in Italy and, believe you me, the Italians will not let this go.

When the Spanish began to send expeditions looking for gold, they brought back foodstuffs, which turned out to be far more important than gold. The Portuguese also got into the act and began to transport foods from the Americas to India and Asia. With this infusion of new and exotic foods, contemporary ethnic cuisines began to develop.

These new foods were not immediately accepted. For example, tomatoes were considered ornamental until some hungry southern Italian cooks got ahold of them and began to Chef Up the humble tomato, realizing its potential as a contrast for cheeses, and as a healthful and versatile sauce for pastas.

The tomato slowly began to find its way farther north in Italy, where it was used as a sweetener in richer sauces and ragouts, which are rich, complex, layered braises or stews requiring skill and passion, not that garbage sold in a jar and not sautéed ground beef with tomato sauce. A well-executed ragout is truly an awe-inspiring treasure to be cherished and adored!

Try this amazing duck ragout with tagliatelle; you can thank me after you recover from your food coma.

CHEF BILL’S DUCK RAGOUT

Ingredients • 8 duck legs, skin off • 1 onion, brunoise • 1 carrot, brunoise • 1 celery stalk, brunoise • 4 garlic cloves, paste • 2 cup pancetta, small dice • 1 bouquet garni (thyme, bay leaf, • parsley, rosemary) • 4 oz. white wine • 3 tbsp. tomato paste • 4 oz. white wine • 10 oz. red wine • 32 oz. diced tomatoes • 2 qts. beef broth • 1 qt. chicken broth • Salt and pepper to taste

CHEFFED-UP

Directions 1. Season the duck legs with salt and 1. pepper, sear in a Dutch oven. Remove 1. duck, drain excess fat, lower the heat 1. and brown the pancetta.

2. When the pancetta begins to brown, 1. add the vegetables and sweat.

3. Stir in tomato paste and increase heat, 1. deglaze with white wine. Reduce au 1. sec. Deglaze with red wine and reduce 1. by half.

4. Add the stocks, duck, diced tomatoes, 1. and bouquet garni. Bring to a simmer.

1. Cover with a paper lid and then foil 1. and place in a 325˚F oven. Check after 1. one hour, continue to cook until the 1. duck is fork-tender, adding more 1. stock if necessary.

5. Remove duck, shred. Skim any excess 1. fat from the sauce and reduce to 1. thicken. Return the duck and adjust 1. the seasoning.

Until we cook again,

Chef Bill cheffedup@folioweekly.com ____________________________________ Contact Chef Bill Thompson, owner of Amelia Island Culinary Academy in Historic Fernandina Beach, at cheffedup@folioweekly. com with your recipes or questions, to find inspiration and get you Cheffed Up! OCTOBER 12-18, 2016 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | 33

PETS LOOKIN’ FOR LOVE FOLIO

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Davi sits down with a LOCAL DOG who GOT LOST and wound up in Massachusetts DID YOU KNOW ONE IN THREE DOGS GETS lost in its lifetime and, according to the American Humane Society, only about 17 percent is ever recovered? Registered microchips give lost pets the best chance of returning home. Just ask Apollo — he knows first-paw the importance of a microchip. The shaggy canine had somehow traveled more than 1,000 miles to Massachusetts from Jacksonville.

I sat down with the Great Pyrenees mix to hear about his long journey home.

How did you end up in Massachusetts?

I’m not really sure. One minute, I’m digging through a hole in our fence, and the next, I’m standing off the road miles away from my home. My mom thinks someone might have found me and taken me for a long drive up the East Coast.

What is the furthest you’ve ever wandered from home?

I’m an older dog, so I generally stick to my usual haunts or just shuffle down to the end of the road; I’m not much of an adventurer.

How long were you away from home?

I’m not good at gauging time, but I think it was around a month — in human time.

Were you scared?

Yes — and hungry.

Where were you found?

I was found in a parking lot in the small town of Swansea.

Did someone help you?

Yes. A really nice lady from Animal Control found me roaming around, took me to a shelter, and helped locate my family.

How did they find your family?

I was scanned for a microchip to reveal my special ID number and — BINGO — my information was registered and updated, so the shelter was able to contact my family

LONG WAY HOME

and let them know I was SAFE, on dogcation in Massachusetts!

How did you get home?

It was a long ride. The good folks at East Coast Paws Transport — a volunteer pet transportation service — arranged for a relay of nearly two dozen volunteers to drive the distance back to Florida.

Were you excited to be reunited with your family?

Yes! I was happy to see my mom, and she was overjoyed to see me.

What was the first thing you did when you got home?

I gorged myself on food, sunk my paws into my own bed, and got lots of snuggles from my mom.

Any advice for dogs who’ve lost their way home?

I hope you’ll never get lost, but in case you do — and before you do — make sure your human gets you chipped. It can hugely increase your chances of a speedy, happy reunion. Keep in mind: A microchip is only as valuable as its information, so update it regularly.

Word to Humans: Pet microchips are not tracking devices. They are radio-frequency identification implants that provide a permanent ID for pets. If your pet gets lost and is taken to a clinic or shelter, he’ll be scanned to reveal the unique ID number.

That number is then called into a pet recovery service, and you’ll be contacted, using the contact information on file with your pet’s microchip. It is vital to keep your contact information current.

Davi mail@folioweekly.com ____________________________________ Davi the dachshund isn’t a long-distance solo adventurer, but he does enjoy road trips with his mom.

PET TIP: FROM THE KITTY NEXT DOOR WHILE IT’S DOUBTFUL THAT TED NUGENT WAS CROONING ABOUT THE SWEET, SWEET PUSSY…cat next door when he wrote “Cat Scratch Fever,” the musician-turned-dude whose career would be better served by shutting the hell up has made at least one salient point: You can catch cat scratch fever from your feline friends. According to Healthline.com, the bacterial infection is typically benign but can cause symptoms that include blisters, swollen lymph nodes, fatigue, headache and fever. Happily, the site says the infection rarely requires treatment unless your immune system is already compromised.

So don’t be a heartbreaker, treat Cat Benatar right.

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GUIDE

PET EVENTS FREE SPAY & NEUTER ARLINGTON PETS • The Jacksonville Humane Society offers free spay and neuter and veterinary services for pets in Arlington’s ZIP codes 32211 and 32277. To see if you qualify, call 904-493-4611. The offer is sponsored by JHS and PetSmart Charities. JHS is at 8464 Beach Blvd., Southside. Appointments are available 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday-Friday, 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Saturday; jaxhumane.org.

HOWL-O-WEEN PET PARADE • Dress up your pet (and yourself, if you wish) in a costume and get in the inaugural pet parade, 3 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 29 at Mission Nombre de Dios St. Augustine, 27 Ocean Ave., free, mypetcamp.com. All friendly dogs (or other pets) may walk. Costume prizes will be awarded.

ADOPTABLES

LORNA

PURRFECT MATCH • You: Lonely person, sitting at home, watching endless hours of TV with no one to cuddle. Me: Hot-to-trot kitty, in a kennel at Jacksonville Humane Society. What say we meet up and see where things lead? Your couch looks good to me. Learn more about Lorna and other adoptables at jaxhumane.org.

KATZ 4 KEEPS ADOPTION DAYS • Planned adoption days through December are held 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

Saturdays and Sundays, Oct. 22 and 23, Nov. 5 and 6, Nov. 19 and 20, Dec. 3 and 4 and Dec. 17 and 18, at Katz 4 Keeps, 935B A1A N., Ponte Vedra, 834-3223, katz4keeps.org. Katz 4 Keeps is looking for adults (18 or older) to become members of the Clean & Feed Program. For more information, contact Peggy Hatfield, program coordinator, at peggyhatfield63@comcast.net.

ADOPTABLES

LINA

SOULMATE LEVEL MATCH • If you’re in search of your soulmate, look no further! You just can’t help but love me! I’m the perfect mix of laid-back and energetic. I love people (including kids) and I’ll show it by giving lots of kisses! I’m great on a leash and I’m house-trained. See? Told you I’m the best!

Come meet me at Jacksonville Humane Society!

Make donations to JHS by designating the number (38619) through the Combined Federal Campaign.

VACCINATION CLINICS • VetCo offers lower-cost vaccinations at area PetCo stores. Scheduled for Sunday, Oct. 16: 2-3 p.m., 11111 San Jose Blvd., 260-3225; 4:30-5:30 p.m., 1514 C.R. 220, Fleming Island, 278-1980; 10 a.m-noon, 430 CBL Dr., St. Augustine, 824-8520. Sunday, Oct. 30: 10:30 a.m.-noon, 463713 S.R. 200, Yulee, 225-0014; 2-3 p.m. 11900 Atlantic Blvd., Southside, 997-8441. vetcoclinics.com. _______________________________________ To list a pet event, send the event name, time, date, location (complete street address and city), admission price, contact number/website to print, to mdryden@folioweekly.com – at least two weeks before the event.

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FREEWILL ASTROLOGY

DALE RATERMANN’s Crossword presented by

SOCRATES, PARTY HATS, BUDDHIST MONKS & SELF-TICKLING

Serving Excellence Since 1928 Member American Gem Society

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The Shoppes of Ponte Vedra

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2044 San Marco Blvd.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A study published in the peer-reviewed Communications Research suggests only 28 percent of us realize when someone is flirting with us. I hope that won’t apply to you in the coming weeks. According to my analysis of the astrological situation, you’ll be on the receiving end of more invitations, inquiries and allurements than usual. The percentage of these worth responding to will also be higher than normal. Not all of them will be obvious, though. Be extra vigilant.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Ancient Greek sage Socrates was a founder of Western philosophy and a seminal champion of critical thinking — yet he relied on his dreams for crucial information. He was initiated into the esoteric mysteries of love by the prophetess Diotima, and had an intimate relationship with a daimonion, a divine spirit. Make Socrates your patron saint for the next three weeks. Without abandoning your reliance on logic, make an effort to draw helpful clues from non-rational sources, too. Socrates drew oracular revelations from sneezes. Consider that outlandish possibility. Be alert for secret meanings of coughs, burps, grunts, mumbles and yawns.

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The Helper Experiment, Part One: Close your eyes and imagine you’re in the company of a kind, attentive helper — a person, animal, ancestral spirit, or angel you either know well or haven’t met yet. Spend at least five minutes visualizing a scene in which this ally aids you in fulfilling a particular goal. The Helper Experiment, Part Two: Repeat this exercise daily for the next seven days. Each time, visualize your helper making your life better in some specific way. I predict: Carrying out The Helper Experiment attracts actual support.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): New rules: 1.

It’s unimaginable and impossible for you to be obsessed with anything or anyone that’s no good for you. 2. It’s unimaginable and impossible to sabotage your stability by indulging in unwarranted fear. 3. It’s imaginable and possible to remember the most crucial thing you’ve forgotten.

4. It’s imaginable and possible to replace debilitating self-pity with invigorating self-love and healthy selfcare. 5. It’s imaginable and possible to discover a mother lode of emotional strength.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It’s swing-swirlspiral time. It’s ripple-sway-flutter time, flow-gush-gyrate time and jive-jigglejuggle time. Do not indulge in fruitless yearnings for unswerving progress and rock-solid evidence. If your path isn’t twisty and tricky, it may be the wrong path.

If your heart isn’t teased and tickled into shedding its dependable formulas, it might be an overly hard heart. Be an improvisational curiosity-seeker. Be a principled player of unpredictable games.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Some Englishspeaking astronomers use the humorous slang term “meteor-wrong.” It refers to a rock that is at first thought to have fallen from the heavens as a meteorite (“meteor-right”), but is later proved to be of terrestrial origin. There may be the metaphorical equivalent of a meteor-wrong in your life. The source of a new arrival or fresh influence isn’t what it initially seemed. But that doesn’t have to be a problem — on the contrary. Once you’ve identified the true nature of the new arrival or fresh influence, it’ll be useful and interesting.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Most of us can’t tickle ourselves. Since we have conscious control of our fingers, we know we can stop any time. Without the element of uncertainty,

our squirm reflex doesn’t kick in. You might get a temporary exemption from this rule in the coming weeks. Astrological omens suggest you’ll have an extraordinary capacity to surprise yourself. Novel impulses rise up on a regular basis. Unpredictability and spontaneity will be your specialties. Have fun doing what you don’t usually do!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): During the last 10 weeks of 2016, your physical and mental health flourish in direct proportion to how much outworn and unnecessary stuff you flush out of your life between now and Oct. 25. Suggested tasks: 1. Perform a homemade ritual to enable you to magically shed at least half of your guilt, remorse and regret. 2. Put on a festive party hat, gather all the clutter and junk from your home, and take it to a thrift store or dump. 3. Take a vow to do everything in your power to kick your attachment to an influence that’s no damn good for you. 4. Scream nonsense curses at the night sky for as long as it takes to purge sadness, anger about pain that no longer matter.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Buddhist monk Matthieu Ricard had his brain scanned while he meditated. The experiment revealed that the positive emotions whirling around in his gray matter were superabundant. Some publications dubbed him “the happiest person in the world.” Since he’s neither egotistical nor fond of media’s simplistic sound bites, he’s not happy about that title. I predict you will be the happiest tribe of the zodiac in the next two weeks. For best results, cultivate Ricard’s definitions of happiness: “altruism and compassion, inner freedom (so that you are not the slave of your own thoughts), senses of serenity and fulfillment, resilience, as well as a clear and stable mind that does not distort reality too much.”

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Now is a perfect moment to launch or refine a project to generate truth, beauty and justice. Amazingly, it’s also an excellent time to launch or refine a long-term master plan to make you healthy, wealthy and wise. Coincidence? Not at all.

Astrological omens suggest your drive to be of noble service dovetails well with your drive for personal success. For the foreseeable future, unselfish goals are well-aligned with selfish ones.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Has your world become at least 20 percent larger since Sept. 1? Has your generosity grown to near-heroic proportions? Have your eyes beheld healing sights previously invisible? Have you lost at least two excuses for tolerating scrawny expectations? Are you awash in the desire to grant forgiveness and amnesty? If you can’t answer yes to at least two of those, it means you’re not fully in harmony with your best possible destiny. Get to work!

Attune to the cosmic tendencies! And if you’re indeed reaping these benefits, congratulations — prepare for even further expansions and liberations.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Some astrologers dwell on your tribe’s phobias.

They assume Pisceans are perversely drawn to fear; that you’re addicted to the strong feelings it generates. To correct this distorted view, and in accordance with current astrological omens, I hereby declare the coming weeks a Golden Age for Your Trust in Life. It’s prime time to exult in everything that evokes joy and excitement. Make a list of these glories, and add new items every day. Another way to celebrate the Golden Age: Discover and explore previously unknown sources of joy and excitement.

Rob Brezsny freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com

NEWS OF THE WEIRD DON’T DO AS I DO

The Los Angeles Department of Water and Power is bureaucratically at the epicenter of the state’s drought crisis, but in September KCBS-TV aired video of the department using sprinklers to water the artificial lawn at a substation in South Los Angeles. A DWP spokesperson said such watering is routine at substations to “clean” the plastic.

IT’S A WEIRD WORLD AFTER ALL

Large kidney stones typically mean eye-watering pain and sudden urinary blockage until the stone “passes” (often requiring expensive sound-wave treatment to break up a large stone). Michigan State University urologist David Wartinger told The Atlantic in September he’d recently happened upon a pain-free — even exciting! — way to pass stones before they become problems: the centripetal force from a roller coaster ride. In a 200-trip experiment preparing for a validating “human” trial, he successfully passed stones in his hand-held, silicone model kidney (using his own urine) about two-thirds of the time when sitting in a rear seat at Disney World’s Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

WANT CUFFS WITH THAT?

A woman was arrested on Sept. 7 at Italian Pizza Kitchen restaurant in Washington, D.C. She was chatting up a police officer she didn’t know, then playfully took a French fry from his plate. He asked her to stop, but she took another, and when the exasperated officer issued an ultimatum, she took yet another.

The arrest report for second-degree theft, cited

by WUSA-TV, included “property stolen” as “three” “French fried potato[es].”

THAT’D BE OUR SECOND CHOICE

In a dozen YouTube videos recently released, Syria’s Tourism Ministry praised the country’s sandy, fun-filled beaches as ideal vacation spots and its many World Heritage Sites as renowned tourist exhibits — attempting to distract world travelers from the country’s daily bloodshed (and the wartime destruction of those priceless historical sites). Before civil war broke out in 2011, Syria was a fashionable, $8 billion-a-year destination and the now-devastated city of Aleppo was known worldwide for its cuisine.

SERIOUSLY?

Orly Taitz, an Orange County, California, dentist and lawyer, is America’s most prominent “birther” (as of 2012), having filed dozens of lawsuits, appeals and other legal petitions expressing her certainty that President Barack Obama was not born in the United States of America. In her latest legal foray, a California judge tossed out her lawsuit against Occidental College (to force release of Obama’s college transcripts and other papers). The loss brings birthers’ legal record (hers and others’) to 0-for258, according to WhatsYourEvidence.com and LoweringTheBar.net. Taitz was described by one critic as “almost charmingly insane.”

HOW ’BOUT A BIG SHOE?

The most recent immigrant family living high on the hog in the United Kingdom is Arnold Mballe Sube and his wife, Jeanne, both 33, who drew about $130,000 in government benefits last year, but are still feuding with Luton Borough Council near London over its inability to find free housing for them and their eight children. They turned down four- and five-bedroom homes, were housed temporarily in a Hilton, and said they’d only be satisfied with a six-bedroom place.

Mr. Sube, from Cameroon, emigrated to France at 18, then came to England in 2012 to study nursing at the University of Bedfordshire.

WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

With about 30 states having adopted some form of “stand your ground” defense to assault (or murder) charges, five membership organizations, charging up to $40 a month, have signed up a half-million gun owners concerned that law enforcement treat them fairly should they someday be forced to shoot — providing instructions and a “hot line” to coach members on what to tell police, plus liability insurance and help getting a lawyer.

Critics say such organizations are also useful to those who might be prone to shooting people and want advice on how best to get away with it. The U.S. Concealed Carry organization’s wallet-sized card, to give to police, asks that the shooter under suspicion be given the same consideration as the officers might give to their own colleagues under suspicion.

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MAN V. BLIGHT

photo courtesy Jonathon Addington

A Kafkaesque tale of trying to get TRASH CLEANED UP on the riverbank

A LOT OF TRAFFIC GOES OVER THE ELEVATED Riverwalk under the Acosta Bridge and over the railroad tracks by the St. Johns River. I ride my bike there regularly, and earlier this year on one side of the path, I noticed manatees in the water, playing or whatever manatees do in their spare time. On the other side of the path, where the water meets land, there was a large swath of trash and debris.

On March 1, I pulled out my phone, took a few pictures and reported the blight on the MyJax app, which several other people with similar interests in cleaning up the city had suggested. A few days later, an administrator from the city advised me that the property was owned by the railroad, so there was no city jurisdiction. The administration said they would send a request for code compliance to the railroad.

Easy enough. I waited 30 days for the outcome.

It was a gnat hitting a brick wall, apparently, because nothing was cleaned up.

On April 4, I contacted CSX, which informed me that Florida East Coast Railway (FECR) owned the property and that I should contact them.

I put in a request through the website and was eventually contacted by a nice, friendly lady who handled the request for the company to clean up the mess. She assured me that it would be cleaned up soon, adding that she loves the St. Johns River and doesn’t want it to revert to the polluted waterway of yesteryear.

I waited another month. The gnat was back, slamming against the brick wall tenaciously, but ineffectively.

On May 5, I used the online email form to contact FECR, writing:

Good afternoon, I’m writing today to see where we are at on cleaning up the area by the tracks where the Acosta Bridge and the Riverwalk meet. The trash is located on the west bank of the St. Johns River and seems to be accumulating more and more. I had spoken with someone (I believe her name was Sherry and she thought that this was an illegal dumping call) regarding this nearly a month ago and am curious to see when it might be cleaned up.

I got a response a couple of days later from a gentleman named Robert Ledoux, senior vice president of the company. I felt very confident that he would get things done, considering his title.

His response was quite succinct. “FECR has looked into this and confirmed the trash is actually coming from debris in the river. We will take care of it. Thanks, Bob” But by June 15, it looked like even more trash had accumulated. I felt like the detritus was laughing in my face as the waterfowl picked for food in between Styrofoam and cans. Now that I had a point of contact, I took to email again: “Hey Robert, Was just that way again and it looked pretty disgusting. Are you guys taking care of it or want me to get some people together to clean it up?”

He responded: Jonathan: I was told we did clean it up several weeks ago. It is my understanding this is a location that the debrief [sic] drifts to from [sic] the river as a whole and not some random person putting trash at this location. If there is some type of volunteer program to handle this on a routine basis, that would be great.

I was glad that he knew about water currents and debris washing ashore, but I do quite a number of cleanups and didn’t want anyone to get in trouble for trespassing or getting hurt on the property. We went back and forth in correspondence for a couple of days.

Eventually I asked him if the trash had been cleared at any point, and if so, when, as it looked as if there was more debris than before.

He responded, “Trash was removed on 5/25. If there is new trash, it sounds like a perpetual problem. Bob” “OK, do you have the resources to have a team out there to clean up when it gets rough?

Am I OK to go out and survey the area for safety and potentially clean up a bit?”

“No, we do not have any resources. I will have our engineers take a look and see if a fence can be built. It appears without something, it is a losing battle.”

I waited a week. “Hey, Bob, what did the engineers figure out?”

“Our engineers do not have a simple solution but are looking at options.”

“OK. Let me know what they come up with. I’m chomping at the proverbial bit to get this mess ameliorated.”

Two weeks later, that same large piece of wood that I had been staring at on the river’s littered edge was still there. The gnat was getting tired.

July 7: “Hey, Bob, Just wanted to check in and see if the engineers came up with anything yet to prevent the trash in the area?”

July 9: “No, we do not have a permanent solution.”

July 27: I rode my bike over the Riverwalk to go Downtown. The large piece of wood is still there, the vegetation has gotten tall, the gnat is hurting from the continued concussive force.

I emailed Bob a couple times. “Hey, Bob, I haven’t seen any improvement on the area cleanliness. Are we still working on this?”

Despite the dismissal of my previous inquiry, I tried again for legal passage.

“Hey, Bob, [w]anted to get your approval to legally get onto the land there to try to get a clean-up going. Is this possible or do I have to contact another person in order to not get in trouble with trespassing or whatnot?”

That’s where we stand right now. It seems Bob has run out of answers and it’s getting pretty tough to see a company completely disregard their responsibility to clean up their property or allow someone else to do so. I understand there are safety and liability considerations, and all other kinds of legal fun to deal with, but there are waivers. There are people out there who want this river to be cleaner. Once I saw that trashed landscape, the only thing I wanted was for it to get cleaned up one way or another. I imagine there are others out there that see this when they use the Riverwalk, too, and are frustrated at being unable to see all of the beauty we have in Jacksonville because of the filth. The railroad will eat the fines and chug on down the line in their steel giants, not paying attention to the trash that lies at their wheels, but when the river gets sick, we have only our silence or willing blindness to blame.

Jonathon Addington mail@folioweekly.com _____________________________________ Addington is a resident of Duval County and an advocate for cleaning up litter.

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