Folio Vol. 39, Issue 2 by Folio Weekly

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BEST 2024

OF JAX

2025

CONTENTS

VOL. 39, ISSUE 2

COLUM N S

FE AT U RE S

Horoscopes

Arts & Entertainement

Ambar Ramirez & Carmen Macri

Automotive

Folio Weed

Medical

Shelton Hull

Pet Parenting

Beauty

Tourism Money

Business Services Retail

Sports & Recreation Team Sports

Education

Kids & Family

Health & Fitness Law

Media

Grocery

Personal Services

People

Wine & Dine

Issues Spiritual

Home Improvement Weddings

BEHIND THE COVER:

Cover created using A.I. and design tools by Carmen Macri & Ambar Ramirez

FOLIO STAFF:

From left to right, BOJ winners: K.UTIE, Prego Prieto, Tank Bigsby, Jeremy Ryan, Katie Jeffries.

JOHN PHILLIPS President

AMIYAH GOLDEN Writer/Photographer

TERESA SPENCER General Manager

KAILI COCHRAN Writer

KERRY SPECKMAN Copy Editor/ Writer

JOHVAN MERILUS Writer

AMBAR RAMIREZ Creative Director

DALE RATERMAN Crossword Curator

CARMEN MACRI Multi-media Creative/ Social Media Manager/ Lead Writer

DREW ARNETT Illustrator

SHELTON HULL Writer

Bad Outdoorsmen

Katie Hargrave + Meredith Laura Lynn

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Be surrounded by kindred spirits

As you journey through life’s wondrous paths, may each step you take be illuminated by the gentle glow of hope and guided by the unwavering light of love. May your days be filled with moments of joy that dance like sunbeams upon your soul, and may your nights be cradled in the embrace of peace, serenity, and sweet dreams. May your heart overflow with gratitude for the blessings bestowed upon you, and may you find solace in the knowledge that you are cherished beyond measure. May every challenge you encounter serve as a stepping stone to greater strength, resilience, and wisdom, and may every triumph you achieve be celebrated with boundless enthusiasm and heartfelt applause. May you be surrounded by kindred spirits who uplift and inspire you, and may you, in turn, be a beacon of light and hope to all whose lives you touch. May your aspirations soar to the highest peaks, and may you have the courage to pursue your dreams with unwavering determination and unwavering faith. In the tapestry of life, may the threads of happiness, fulfillment, and contentment weave seamlessly through the fabric of your existence, creating a masterpiece of love, laughter, and lasting memories. And may the universe conspire in your favor, showering you with blessings beyond your wildest imagination. Remember, dear friend, that you are infinitely deserving of all the goodness that life has to offer. So embrace each day with open arms, embrace each experience with an open heart, and embrace the boundless possibilities that await you on this extraordinary journey called life. With heartfelt wishes for a future filled with abundance, prosperity, and unending happiness,

THE

Alex Ryan

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BOUQS & BRICKS

BOUQUETS

BRICKBATS

and thank you for making Jacksonville one of the most interesting — and

grocery bags. In addition to contributing to the pollution crisis, plastics are

talented — cities in the country.

full chemicals which, when ingested, can lead to cancer, among other ill-

To all of this year’s Best of Jax winners … and nominees. Congratulations

To individuals who who use “single use” plastics like water bottles and

nesses. To the Environmental Protection Agency for their efforts to clean up the five acres of land in the Talleyrand/JaxPort terminal area. Over the years, the area was contaminated by a number of companies and has been considered unsafe for nearly eight decades as a result. The fertilizer and pesticide contaminate have had a major impact on the site making fish and groundwater unsafe for consumption.

HOROSCOPES Words by Ambar Ramirez & Carmen Macri

ARIES

LIBRA

you. Off to a bit of a slow start but all that will change when Neptune enters

steady transformation to your daily routines, urging you to prioritize health

your sign in early March in your 1st house of self — bringing out the sensitive

and organization. The October solar eclipse in your sign offers a fresh start,

side you try so hard to keep under wraps. Meanwhile, Venus and Mercury will

so embrace it. Venus retrograde mid-year may stir up past relationship drama

enter retrograde … good luck!

— use this energy to heal and move forward.

TAURUS

SCORPIO

Since 2018, Taurus, you’ve been riding a wave of rebellion. In 2025 that chap-

2025 calls for shedding old skin, Scorpio. With Saturn in Pisces lighting up

ter finally closes and you’ll start feeling the return of your old self — the

your creative side, this is the year to pour your passion into a project that truly

one who thrives on stability and consistency. With Uranus wrapping up its

matters. When Mercury retrogrades in your sign this November, it’s a good

seven-year reign of chaos, life will feel more balanced. Expect a renewed

time to rethink your approach to personal growth. Jupiter’s presence in your

focus on building long-term security, whether it’s in your career, finances or

partnership sector by spring hints at exciting collaborations or even new love.

This is the year of new beginnings for you, Aries. As they say, new year, new

personal relationships.

GEMINI 2025 is a year to get serious about your goals, Gemini. With Saturn in Pisces testing your ambitions, it’s time to focus on long-term plans instead of fleeting ideas. Mercury retrogrades in your sign mid-May, so expect communication

Balance gets a cosmic shake-up in 2025. Saturn in Pisces brings a slow-but-

S A G I T TA R I U S Adventure is always around the corner for you, Sagittarius, but this year calls for a more grounded approach. You’ll be drawn to long-term goals and relationships that deepen your sense of purpose. Financial gains are on the horizon, but keep an eye on your spending. This year promises travel and

hiccups — double-check emails and think twice before speaking your mind.

many new experiences.

By the year’s end, Jupiter in Taurus will nudge you toward prioritizing inner

CAPRICORN

peace over the hustle.

CANCER It’s a year of shedding old layers, Cancer. Focus on decluttering your life — physically and emotionally. New connections will spark in surprising places, but trust your instincts to guide you toward authenticity.

LEO

2025 is all about finding balance, Capricorn. Pluto’s back-and-forth between Aquarius and your sign may feel like a personal growth rollercoaster — ride it out, and you’ll emerge stronger. Mercury retrograde in earth signs (April and December) asks you to rethink career strategies and long-term plans. By autumn, Jupiter blesses your creative projects, so lean into hobbies or ventures that bring joy.

AQUARIUS

The spotlight is on you, Leo, but Saturn in Pisces will ask you to dig deeper

With Pluto spending its first full year in your sign—kicking off a transformative

into your emotional reserves. Relationships may feel tested during Venus

19-year journey, Aquarius — the spotlight will find you, even if you try to stay

retrograde in your sign (June to early September), but this is your chance to

in the shadows. Adding to the mix, Jupiter and your ruler, dynamic Uranus,

redefine self-love and boundaries. By December, Jupiter in Gemini expands

light up Gemini and your fifth house of fame, romance and creative expres-

your social circle, making it a prime time to network and chase new adven-

sion, thrusting you into the public eye. The big question is: will you seize this

tures.

moment to elevate your life? The potential is there, but the next move is yours

VIRGO Wish we could tell you this year will be a wild departure, Virgo, but as the grounded Earth sign you are, sticking to your tried-and-true ways is kind of your thing. Once again, your career takes center stage, driving most of your actions and decisions. The good news? Networking and leaning on lessons from your past will work wonders for you in 2025. Keep building on your strengths, and you’ll see steady progress — just the way you like it.

to make.

PISCES

What’s that? Destiny calling? You better pick up the phone, Pisces, because this year is especially cosmic for you. On Jan. 11, the lunar North Node — a driver of fate — enters your sign for the first time since 2007, kicking off an 18-month transformation journey. Whether it’s guiding you toward your highest purpose or helping you completely reinvent yourself, this is your moment to embrace the change and step into the life you’ve been dreaming about.

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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

TOOK A TRIP TO THE YEAR 3000

BEST AMPHITHEATRE St. Augustine Amphitheater

BEST ESCAPE ROOM The Escape Game

BEST ART FESTIVAL Riverside Arts Market

BEST FILM FESTIVAL LOL JAX Film Festival

BEST ART GALLERY Cummer Museum of Arts & Gardens

BEST FIREWORKS SHOW Downtown Jacksonville

BEST BIKE NIGHT Damn Johnsons Bike Night BEST COMMUNITY THEATER Players by the Sea BEST CONCERT VENUE St. Augustine Amphitheatre BEST COSPLAYER EVENT Ancient City Con BEST COUNTRY WESTERN MUSIC VENUE Heaux Down BEST COUNTY FAIR Clay County Agricultural Fair BEST DANCE CLUB The Walrus

BEST FOOD FESTIVAL Asian Night Market BEST HAUNTED HOUSE The Haunted Warehouse BEST JAZZ BAND UNF Jazz Ensemble One BEST KARAOKE SPOT Rain Dogs BEST LISTENING ROOM Blue Jay Listening Room BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE Florida Theatre BEST LOCAL BAND - COVER BAND Blistur

BEST MUSEUM Cummer Museum of Arts & Gardens BEST MUSIC FESTIVAL Porchfest BEST MUSIC VENUE Florida Theatre BEST NIGHTCLUB The Walrus BEST OPEN MIC NIGHT SPOT Rain Dogs BEST PLACE TO HEAR LOCAL LIVE MUSIC The Walrus BEST SILENT DISCO Root Down BEST SPEAKEASY The Volstead BEST STADIUM Everbank Stadium BEST STRIP CLUB “Your Mom’s House”

BEST DANCE STUDIO Arts On The Edge

BEST LOCAL BAND - ORIGINAL MUSIC Blistur

BEST THEATRE Florida Theatre

BEST DINNER THEATRE Alhambra Theatre & Dining

BEST MOVIE THEATER Sun-Ray Cinema

BEST TRIVIA NIGHT SPOT Dart Bar 9

AUTOMOTIVE

IF YOU’RE GONNA BUILD A TIME MACHINE INTO A CAR, WHY NOT DO IT WITH SOME STYLE?

BEST AUTO BODY SHOP Gerber Collision

BEST CAR WASH Charles & George’s Car Wash

BEST AUTO DETAILER Tom Bush Mazda

BEST NEW CAR DEALERSHIP Beaver Toyota

BEST AUTO PARTS STORE Advanced Auto Parts

BEST TIRE STORE Discount Tires

BEST AUTO SERVICE/REPAIR SHOP Carryl Tire Co.

BEST USED CAR DEALERSHIP Tom Bush BMW

BEST AUTO SOUND DEALER 904 Motor Sports

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BEAVER TOYOTA Beaver Toyota offers over 400 new car selections and over 600 pre-owned cars, as well as a large selection of rental cars. The Best New Car Dealership, located in St. Johns County, also offers repairs, rentals and detailing.

DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND

BEAUTY

BEST BARBER Buster Mallory

BEST INJECTOR Morgen Fletcher

BEST NAIL SALON Pink Mojo

BEST BARBER SHOP Arnell’s Barbershop

BEST LASER HAIR REMOVAL Salon Honey + Sage

BEST STYLIST Ashley Sesso

BEST DAY SPA Pink Mojo

BEST LASH EXTENSIONS Skincare Cowboy

BEST TANNING SALON Sunday Spray

BEST HAIR SALON Poppy and Ginger

BEST MED SPA HYDRO Med Spa

BEST WAXING STUDIO Idiehlslashesandskincare

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SKINCARE COWWBOY Located within the Casablanca Beauty Center, Samantha (AKA Skincare Cowboy) is Jacksonville’s favorite lash specialists. With treatments like her “western glow” and “rodeo reset,” it’s no wonder the Skincare Cowboy took home the Best Lash Extensions title. [Circa 1853]

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I FINALLY INVENTED SOMETHING THAT WORKS!

BUSINESS SERVICES

BEST ACCOUNTING FIRM Debbie’s Accounting Firm

BEST COMPUTER & IT SERVICES Smith & Smythe

BEST AD AGENCY [TIE] Shepherd Group Kessler Creations

BEST DESIGN FIRM Kasper Architects & Associates

BEST ARCHITECTURAL FIRM Kasper Architects + Associates BEST COMMERCIAL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY ShayCore BEST COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE COMPANY Root Realty

RETAIL

BEST INSURANCE AGENCY Green Insurance Agency BEST IT COMPANY Tiny Little Tech Shop BEST PLACE TO WORK Sunshine Garden Design and Landscaping LLC

BEST PROPERTY MANAGEMENT COMPANY Twinkle Collective BEST PUBLIC RELATIONS AGENCY Liz Morgan PR BEST TAX PREPARATION SERVICES Debbie’s Accounting Firm BEST WEB PAGE DESIGNER Brenda Kato

BEST PRINTER/SIGN SHOP Bacon Signs

YOU DON’T JUST WALK INTO A STORE AND BUY PLUTONIUM!

BEST ANTIQUE STORE Cool Stuff Vintage

BEST FURNITURE STORE Cool Stuff Vintage

BEST RECORD STORE Tiger Records

BEST ART SUPPLY STORE Reddi-Arts

BEST GIFT SHOP Midnight Sun

BEST SEX SHOP Sunset Novelties

BEST BOOKSTORE Chamblin Bookmine

BEST HARDWARE STORE Ace Hardware

BEST SHOE STORE Burlington

BEST BOUTIQUE Unique Boutique Jax

BEST HOBBY SHOP Darby’s Dungeon

BEST COMIC BOOK STORE Coliseum of Comics

BEST LIQUOR STORE Riverside Liquors

BEST CONSIGNMENT STORE Cool Stuff Vintage

BEST MUSICAL INSTRUMENT STORE [TIE] George’s Music Jax Beach Kevin’s Music Store

BEST FLEA MARKET Riverside Arts Market 12 Folio Weekly

BEST SMOKE SHOP Smoke Sultan BEST THRIFT STORE Cool Stuff Vintage BEST VINTAGE CLOTHING STORE Disco Dolly BEST WOMEN’S CLOTHING STORE Midnight Sun

EDUCATION

CHAMBLIN BOOKMINE Calling all bookworms. What’s better than being surrounded by over 3 million books? Nothing. That’s why Chamblin Bookmine took the spot of Best Bookstore among “Folio” readers. It may as well be the next Barnes and Noble with its large selection of books, and its own cafe spot at Chamblin’s Uptown on Laura Street.

COOL STUFF VINTAGE Looking for another knick-knack to add to your home? Thrift locally for antiques and vintage items at Cool Stuff Vintage where you can get items that can serve a function, or not or to add to your household especially the kind that you never knew you needed. If you doubt the “cool stuff” that can be

THE APPROPRIATE QUESTION IS, ‘WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY.’

BEST CHARTER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL Cornerstone Classical Academy BEST CHARTER HIGH SCHOOL Duval Charter High School BEST CHARTER MIDDLE SCHOOL Seaside BEST COLLEGE / UNIVERSITY UNF

BEST KINDERGARTEN San Jose Elementary BEST MAGNET SCHOOL Edward H. White BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL LaVilla School of Arts BEST PRESCHOOL Melrose

BEST ELEMENTARY SCHOOL Hendricks Elementary

BEST PRIVATE SCHOOL North Florida School Of Special Education

BEST HIGH SCHOOL Douglas Anderson

BEST TECHNICAL SCHOOL Frank H. Peterson

found at Cool Stuff Vintage, consider the fact they won Best Antique Store and Best Thrift Store. When you walk inside, prepare to be overwhelmed — and leave with your hands full of items for your collection.

DISCO DOLLY Did someone say “doll”? The outfits sold by Disco Dolly would make Barbie, and any doll for that matter, ecstatic about their wardrobe. Disco Dolly eschews the standard body image and provides vintage clothing for both men and women of all sizes.

KIDS & FAMILY

I GUESS YOU GUYS AREN’T READY FOR THAT YET. BUT YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE IT.

BEST CHILD CARE UNF Preschool

BEST KIDS PARTY SPACE Pinspiration

BEST KID-FRIENDLY RESTAURANT Nakama Anime Cafe

BEST LOCAL ATTRACTION FOR KIDS Pinspiration

BEST KIDS CLOTHING STORE Carter’s

BEST SUMMER CAMP Pinspiration

Words by Shelton Hull

FOLIO

WEED

Here we are, at the start of a fresh new year, with fresh new stories to tell.

Now, the absence of activity doesn’t mean there’s any lack of news. Far from

Admittedly, not as many as one might have liked. 2025 marks the ninth year

it. One extremely weird story that broke right before press-time would nor-

of “Folio Weed,” and I was planning to spend this year fighting to maintain

mally find its way into our “Crime Time” feature, but given the details, it fits

market share within my own little segment of the industry, but instead I’ve

perfectly here. Actually, “extremely weird” might be an understatement be-

pretty much got that market to myself.

cause it’s gonna be a while (probably) before someone trumps a certain unnamed local defense attorney who was arrested in early January as part of an

Had Amendment 3 passed in November, there would be entrepreneurs, small

investigation into drug smuggling at the Duval County jail.

businesses and big corporations alike, all lined up to do their canna-biz here in Florida, and the only question would be how quickly revenue broke the

Drug smuggling has been a problem in jails and prisons for as long as drugs

billion-dollar mark. And every local media outlet from here to Miami, none of

have existed, and their appeal to people in that position is obvious. The

whom were even slightly interested in this topic until last year, would have

means of muling product have ranged from human body cavities to drones,

their own people assigned to the weed beat, and they would all have infinite

but this guy apparently found a whole new groove. The drug in question was

resources to do even more of that weak-sauce warbling that passes for jour-

Adb-pinaca, a synthetic cannabis product similar to “spice” or “K2.” It has

nalism in a state that gaslit itself right off the electoral map.

many different names, but it’s all just bad, as we’ve discussed in previous columns. Every batch has different ingredients and different effects, but this stuff

Had the coverage been even close to passable, then maybe citizens would’ve

was a particularly sketchy mix of pure synthetic chemicals. Legal documents

had the correct information they needed to make the right decisions for them-

were then soaked in the resulting liquid, and that paper was sent into the jail,

selves and their communities. Instead, both sides lied about the amendment

where it would likely be used to roll cigarettes with loose tobacco.

and its implications for months, with zero pushback from media outlets that, let’s face it, cannot afford to turn down advertising from anyone. I was going

That stuff will give you the kind of hangover that will make you go straight

to say that you get what you pay for, but in this case that is certainly not true.

edge, at best. At worst, it will kill you, as it has been linked to overdoses inside the jail, the numbers for which are thankfully much lower now than they

So all those companies and investors that spent last year biding their time,

were a year ago. This kind of scandal results from the climate of ignorance

waiting for what then seemed like the inevitable passage of Amendment 3,

and fear in which all public discussion of cannabis has been had for nearly

so they could flood Florida with money and jobs? Well, they’re all gone, and

100 years. This is exactly what Amendment 3 was meant to help prevent, but

they’re probably never coming back. All that money spent to get it on the

it was collateral damage from an election year in which Florida was basically

ballot came with implied conditions, and since those conditions were not met,

asleep at the wheel. Now, as a result, the keys have been taken away from

then there must be consequences. After all, they’re all drug dealers, and the

us, and that’s fair.

principles work exactly the same, whether the drug is legal or not. So you can definitely expect all kinds of behind the scenes activity at the major dispensary companies, and when those changes happen, remember where you heard it first.

MEDIA

SINCE WHEN CAN WEATHERMEN PREDICT THE WEATHER, LET ALONE THE FUTURE

BEST FACEBOOK PAGE Hidden Jacksonville BEST FOLIO WEEKLY COVER STORY Best Of Jax BEST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT OnlyinDuval BEST INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER Katie Jeffries BEST LATIN RADIO STATION Yaya! BEST LOCAL BLOG Jacksonville Mom BEST METEOROLOGIST Mike Buresh BEST NEWS WEBSITE First Coast News BEST NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST Nate Monroe BEST PODCAST Internal Cauldron Of Emotions BEST RADIO PERSONALITY Dex & Barbie T. BEST RADIO SHOW First Coast Connect 16 Folio Weekly

ONLYINDUVAL A good Instagram account is one that is consistent, visually appealing and entertaining — @onlyinduval is those things. As their bio proudly states, @onlyinduval showcases the very best (and occasionally the worst) of Jacksonville while also serving up an impressive merch line that reps the Bold City in style.

KATIE JEFFRIES In 2020 this First Coast News anchor’s own segment, “Unsolved” was the catalyst in being able to close a missing persons case in the Jacksonville Beach area.

INTERNAL CAULDRON OF EMOTIONS You know what this world needs? A Nicolas Cage-themed podcast. Oh, that’s right. There is one. Best Podcast Internal Cauldron of Emotions is a bestie run production that dives into the hosts’ love for one of our great actors, Nicolas Cage. It’s essentially painting with a twist but instead of painting they make themed cocktails that coincide with a Nicolas Cage film and review the film. So nothing like painting with a twist. If you don’t already have this on your podcast rotation what are you doing?

DEX AND BARBIE T. This eccentric duo’s morning show brightens up the day of many commuters who tune into WAPE 95.1 to hear what Dex and Barbie T. Have to say on a variety of topics. Their contagious joy keeps listeners tuning in.

MEDIA

BEST RADIO SPORTS ANCHOR Dan Hicken BEST RADIO STATION WJCT BEST SPORTS RADIO SHOW The Drill 1010XL BEST TALK / NEWS RADIO STATION WJCT BEST TALK RADIO SHOW First Coast Connect BEST TALK SHOW HOST David Benfield BEST TV ANCHOR Katie Jeffries BEST TV MORNING SHOW First Coast Living BEST TV NEWSCAST First Coast Living BEST TV SPORTS ANCHOR Dan Hicken BEST TV STATION First Coast News BEST TWITTER ACCOUNT First Coast Living

DAN HICKEN Dan Hicken isn’t just tearing up the TV waves with his endless knowledge of sports and takes on games. He also keeps listeners up to date on the wonderful world of sports on his show 1010 XL, where he pontificates along fellow show hosts and former Jacksonville Jaguars Tony Boselli and Jeff Lageman.

WJCT Keeping us updated and entertained since 1972, WJCT has been a Jacksonville staple that still is heavily committed to uplifting Northeast Florida with their music and educational programs, workshops and special community events.

KATIE JEFFRIES This four-time Emmy award winner, First Coast News anchor and mom has devoted countless hours to investigating and reporting local news stories. With her segment “Unsolved” leading to the solving of a missing persons case, Katie Jefferies has been the face of many monumental moments in Jacksonville history and beyond.

DAN HICKEN One of Jacksonville’s longest tenured — and most beloved — sports reporters in Jacksonville, Dan Hicken of “Action Sports Jax” on Action News Jax is known for his jubilant reporting and seamless recaps of sports. His insight and knowledge of sports of all kinds has created a lasting impression on listeners.

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ROADS? WHERE WE’RE GOING, WE DON’T NEED ROADS.

BEST ACUPUNCTURIST Dr. Caroline Schultz BEST ARCHITECT Mary Ann Chamblis BEST ATHLETE Tank Bigsby BEST AUTO MECHANIC Devin Blatchly BEST BARBER Buster Mallory BEST BULL RIDER Omar Shabazz BEST CAR SALES PERSON Andrew Strickland

BUSTER MALLORY In need of a clean shave? How about a slick back undercut? Maybe you just want to feel like a million bucks and raise your chances of winning Sexiest Man next year. Either way, look no further than Best Barber Buster Mallory, resident barber at Blue Suede Barber Co., to do the job.

BEST CHARACTER BeBe Deluxe BEST CHEF Prego Prieto BEST CITY COUNCIL MEMBER Tyrona Clark-Murray BEST COMMUNITY ACTIVIST Angie Nixon BEST COSPLAYER Molly Kerrigan BEST COUPLE Cindy Platt & Justin Hammack BEST COWBOY Jack Ringca

BEBE DELUXE We KNOW this diva, and we love her. BeBe Deluxe has become a Jacksonville legend, and it’s easy to see why — she’s absolutely iconic. Whether you’ve caught her in the Glitterbomb Show, cheered her on during her unforgettable drag performances at The Walrus or laughed along with her brilliant online content, she’s a true original. There’s no one more deserving of the title Best Character. 19

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BEST COWGIRL Elyse Berlin

LINDSAY ANDERSON Whenever Linsday Anderson is around, you better believe doors will be opened. And also shut. And also your ID will be checked and if it’s fake, it will be confiscated. Lindsay was the proud door person of Rain Dogs… RIP.

BEST DOOR PERSON Lindsay Anderson BEST DRAG QUEEN BeBe Deluxe BEST DRESSED Nick Dunkenstein BEST FILMMAKER Adam Madrid

BEBE DELUXE What’s that? BeBe Deluxe won ANOTHER category? That’s a common theme here. Why? Because she is incredible – you’ll get sick of us saying that, I’m sure. What more can we say about this queen? She’s the best of the best and the proof is in the pudding.

BEST FIRST RESPONDER Adrienne Geathers

NICK DUNKENSTEIN Fashion is one of the purest forms of self-expression, and Nick Dunkenstein is a master of the art. Crowned Best Dressed, Dunkenstein

BEST FLORIST Isolabella Farm

turns every outfit into a statement, blending fishnets, combat boots, bold makeup and an even bolder personality. No stranger to the arts, her style is as vibrant and fearless as she is, proving that confidence is always the best accessory.

BEST GRAPHIC DESIGNER Devin Carvajal BEST HAIRSTYLIST Ashley Sesso BEST INJECTOR Allison Fries BEST INSURANCE AGENT Matt Carlucci BEST INTERIOR DESIGNER Edge and Lines Design BEST IT PROFESSIONAL Ray Bolton BEST JEWELER Bijubee BEST LGBTQIA+ ACTIVIST BeBe Deluxe

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ADRIENNE GEATHERS Not all heroes wear capes—some wear scrubs. This year’s best first responder is Ascension St. Vincent’s Clay County’s Adrienne Geathers. No stranger to accolades, Geathers also snagged the Daisy Award in 2022 for extraordinary nurse leadership. Known for showing up on her days off, diving into the tough stuff and fostering a supportive, loving work environment, she’s basically the MVP of keeping things running smoothly in highly chaotic — life and death —situations.

BEBE DELUXE *DJ Khaled voice* Another one. BeBe Deluxe is back with yet another win! Should we just give her the title “Queen of Jacksonville”? Seems fitting. On a serious note – BeBe Deluxe has done remarkable work in Jacksonville within the LQBTQIA+ community, and we applaud her for it.

PEOPLE

BEST LOCAL ACTOR David Benfield

DAISY TACKETT What can we say about Daisy Tackett that hasn’t already been said? This Jacksonville local and Don’t Tell Comedy producer is now a three-time champ of our Best of Jax contest. Why does Jacksonville keep voting for her? Is it her fearless jokes about feminism, body image and dating? Or her unflinching takes on rape culture and sexual assault? Honestly, it’s probably just because she is that girl. With all these wins, maybe she’ll finally achieve her dream of becoming the first fat bachelorette — roses optional, laughs guaranteed.

ANNA JONES If the LGBTQIA+ community knows anything, it’s a good time and a good DJ. InCahoots Nightclub frequent DJ Anna Jones has mastered the art of reading the crowd and keeping the party alive, earning her the well-deserved title of Best Local DJ. Whether she’s spinning tracks that get everyone on the dance floor or setting the vibe just right, Jones proves she’s the life of the party every time.

BEST LOCAL ACTRESS Catherine Dyer BEST LOCAL AUTHOR Damon Thomas BEST LOCAL COMEDIAN Daisy Tackett BEST LOCAL DJ Anna Jones BEST LOCAL HERO Angie Nixon BEST LOCAL HIP HOP ARTIST Jeremy Ryan BEST LOCAL WEIRDO Damon Thomas BEST MAKEUP ARTIST Synthia Roy BEST MASSAGE THERAPIST Rhonda Bell

ANGIE NIXON Angie Nixon has made remarkable strides for our city. Recently reelected to represent District 13, she’s a tireless advocate for stricter gun reform, equal access to resources, a cleaner environment, better education and creating a safe place for the next generation to grow up. There truly is no one more deserving of the Best Local Hero title.

VINCE JONES Vince Jones, a standout member of the “Folio” award-winning band Blistur, is now a two-time winner of Best Local Musician. With over 30 years of experience and more than 100 shows under his belt, Vince’s musical prowess speaks for itself.

BEST MULLET Angel Mae Glutz BEST MURALIST Shaun Thurston BEST MUSICIAN Vince Jones BEST PERSONAL CHEF Chef Onyx BEST PERSONAL TRAINER Tailyn Mulahasanovic

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TRENTON “TARPITS” PHILLIPS

BEST PERSONALITY Max Michaels

You, too, may need to cool down in the water after witnessing Trenton “Tarpits” Phillips surf our local waves. Talk about a daddy … oops, wrong category … thought this was for sexiest man! Jokes aside, Phillips is both a father and a pro surfer, known as one of Jacksonville’s most unique talents. He’s been featured in “The Contestant,” “The Last Great Beach Day” and is a regular in “SURFER Magazine.”

BEST PHILANTHROPIST Andres Rojas BEST PHOTOGRAPHER Liz Murphy Thomas BEST PIERCING ARTIST Synthia Roy BEST PLASTIC SURGEON Michael Fallucco BEST PLUMBER Justin Hammack

WILLIE EVANS JR. Willie Evans’ melodic tunes and innovative bars keep listeners intrigued. With the title of Best Rapper under his belt, we can’t wait to hear him spread his own tales through rap and song.

BEST RAPPER Willi Evans Jr. BEST REAL ESTATE AGENT Emily Hall

CLYDE SINGELTON

BEST REAL ESTATE BROKER Root Realty

Jacksonville native Clyde Singleton is nothing short of a skateboarding legend. A quick Google search pulls up “Jackass” movie appearances, his work directing “The Minority Report” for “The Skateboard Mag,” writing for “Big Brother,” “Vice” and his acclaimed blog, “The Chronicles of Piff Huxtable.” Pro in 1994, Singleton witnessed the rise of street skating and still shreds Jacksonville streets today while sharing skateboarding news and history on his podcast, WCRP on Skateboarding.

BEST SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER Darryl Willie BEST SKATEBOARDER Clyde Singleton BEST SOCIAL JUSTICE CRUSADER Angie Nixon BEST LOCAL PRO SURFER Trenton “Tarpits” Phillips BEST LOCAL AMATEUR SURFER Tim Deegan BEST TAILOR Molly Pariani 22 Folio Weekly

ANGIE NIXON A Jacksonville native who has trodden through tragedy and hardship, Angie Nixon has made it her mission to protect individuals and communities from similar experiences. The Florida State Representative for District 13 is a testament to perseverance, dedication and hope.

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BEST TATTOO ARTIST Synthia Roy BEST TOUR GUIDE Bill Delany BEST VOCALIST K.UTIE BEST YOGA INSTRUCTOR Meghan Matson SEXIEST COUPLE Jeremy Ryan & K.UTIE SEXIEST MAN Marcus Crespo SEXIEST WOMAN K.UTIE

SYNTHIA ROY We here at “Folio” are no strangers to Synthia Roy and you, the readers, shouldn’t be either as she’s won our contest before as Best Piercer. Let’s give this artist another round of applause. Synthia has earned her reputation as the Best Tattoo Artist, and it’s well-deserved. With a career that began in 1994, her art continues to evolve, making her a standout in the industry.

K.UTIE Passionate about delivering unique harmonies that are true to her, this Jacksonville native continues to break the mold with her bold sense of style and vocal abilities. K.UTIE’s exploration with her sound has locals intrigued which is part of the reason she was voted Best Vocalist.

MAX MICHAELS This year’s Best Personality is a multi-disciplinary artist whose impact is felt beyond his expressive outlets of choice. Michaels is the creator and independent publisher of “MOVEMENT” magazine which he founded in 1992. The seminal publication has spotlighted countless talents in the music and arts scene.

MARCUS CRESPO If a good sense of humor is one of the sexiest traits a man can have, then no wonder Marcus Crespo took home the title of this year’s Sexiest Man. In addition to being a local comedian, he co-hosts “Foolosophy,” a podcast about anything and everything (from fitness to Disney secrets). That’s not to say his comedic charm is the only reason he leaves them swooning.

JEREMY RYAN & K.UTIE Did somebody order a tall glass of water? How about two? It’s no surprise that Jeremy Ryan and the sexiest woman K.UTIE were voted sexiest couple. Not only are they dare we say, sexy, but they also are the creative force behind Bright Purpel. Yes, their music is hot too.

K.UTIE Is it hot in here, or is it just Jacksonville’s sexiest woman K.UTIE? We’ll go with the latter. Not only do the smoke detector batteries need to come out every time she walks into a room, but the stage needs to be cleared and the cameras need to start rolling. That’s right — she’s a model, singer and dancer. Basically, she’s a triple threat, and we’re all just trying to keep up.

ISSUES

NO WONDER YOUR PRESIDENT HAS TO BE AN ACTOR. HE’S GOTTA LOOK GOOD ON TELEVISION.

BEST CATEGORY WE DIDN’T THINK OF Best Local Publisher MOST LIKELY TO CHEAT TAXPAYERS Donald Trump WORST ENVIRONMENTAL ABOMINATION Ron DeSantis WORST FLOOD ZONE San Marco WORST LOCAL ZERO Urban Division Jax WORST WASTE OF LOCAL PUBLIC MONEY Jaguars Stadium

SPIRITUAL

I’M A GOD — I’M NOT THE GOD, I DON’T THINK.

BEST CHURCH Riverside Church at Park and King BEST PSYCHIC Olive Hall BEST SPIRITUAL LEADER Pastor Marty Davey BEST SYNAGOGUE Congregation Ahavath Chesed

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OLIVE HALL Voted Best Psychic, Olive Hall, known as “themysticmobile” on Instagram, is a gifted psychic medium, Reiki practitioner and mystic healer. With her talents and intuition, Hall has earned a reputation for guiding others through life’s challenges. Honestly, I can only imagine how much smoother my 2024 might have been with Hall in my spiritual corner.

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BEST LOCAL PUBLISHER It’s quite ironic that a publication didn’t think to add the best local publisher to our curated contest. Maybe it’s because we know that we would win. Or worse, that we would lose.

DONALD TRUMP Building a wall on the borders may seem impossible but escaping the IRS is simply casual. Trump has long cast himself as a master at the art of the deal. Dodging cases was easy work just as it’s been in his eyebrow-raising deductions to suspiciously low tax payments for a billionaire. There’s been critics to argue Trump’s tax strategies highlight loopholes only the wealthy can access. Whether it’s savvy or shady, Trump’s tax saga keeps America watching.

RON DESANTIS They say to start fresh you need to tear down what’s old. Clearly Ron DeSantis can’t tell the difference between what’s rugged and old to what’s needed and necessary to live. Under his watch, regulations protecting wetlands and waterways have been dismantled completely. Much like his political career Florida’s waters have been unchecked development and pollution. DeSantis claims to be a conservationist but his policies reveal a legacy of environmental neglect that threatens the Sunshine State’s future.

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BEST HOME IMPROVEMENT STORE Eco Relics

BEST POOL MAINTENANCE COMPANY Tempool

BEST HOME SECURITY The Ring

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WEDDINGS

LOVE IS THE ONE THING WE’RE CAPABLE OF PERCEIVING THAT TRANSCENDS DIMENSIONS OF TIME AND SPACE

BEST BRIDAL / FORMAL WEAR Be-In Bridal Studio

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BEST PLACE TO GET MARRIED Cummer Museum of Arts & Gardens

BEST WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER Christina Karst

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PET PARENTING

THE MORE I LEARN ABOUT PEOPLE, THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG

BEST ANIMAL HOSPITAL San Juan Animal Hospital BEST DOG PARK Brewhound BEST DOG TREAT BAKERY Zen Dog BEST PET BOARDING/DAYCARE BARK On Park BEST PET GROOMER Edgewoof BEST PET RESCUE ORGANIZATION First Coast No More Homeless Pets BEST PET STORE Bark on Park BEST VETERINARIAN Jaime Wilson

BARK ON PARK If dogs could vote, they would’ve voted for BARK on Park too. (They would also ask to get a toy and treat from the gift shop after each visit.) Employees here treat each dog like a supermodel: baths, hair cuts, blowouts and…a photo shoot? When you leave your dog for daycare here the employees will provide photos of your pups’ activities upon pick up. Pet services don’t get better than that.

MEDICAL

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BEST ACUPUNCTURIST Dr. Caroline Schultz

BEST HOSPITAL Baptist

BEST PEDIATRICIAN Carithers

BEST CHIROPRACTOR MaxLiving Chiropractic

BEST LASIK EYE CENTER LASIK Vision Institute

BEST PHARMACY CVS

BEST COSMETIC SURGEON Sean Moore

BEST MEDICAL MARIJUANA CLINIC Affordable Marijuana License

BEST PHYSICIAN Dr. Jillian Keighron

BEST DENTIST Five Points Dental

BEST MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARY Sunburn Cannabis Dispensary

BEST DERMATOLOGIST Dr. Leonard Shvartzman BEST ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION CLINIC Ma Bones BEST GYNECOLOGIST Dr. Hyler & Associates LLC

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BEST REHAB CENTER Brooks Rehab BEST SURGEON Dr. Sophie Kirk BEST TATTOO REMOVAL Debbie Berlin

BEST MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC Rispoli Health

BEST VEIN TREATMENT CLINIC Well & You

BEST ORTHODONTIST Dr. Holland-Ortega Orthodontics

BEST WEIGHT LOSS CLINIC Well & You

MA BONES SUNBURN With three locations in Jacksonville, Sunburn was voted best dispensary of medical marijuana. You can find their locations at Jacksonville Beach, 5 Points and Mandarin. Sunburn offers six different forms of medical marijuana along with merchandise options.

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Embarrassed to say we did, in fact, look up “Ma Bones Jacksonville” thinking it was an erectile dysfunction clinic – it’s not. This is a joke. But Ma Bones is a local poet, so, shout out.

TOURISM

IF TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE, WHERE ARE THE TOURISTS OF THE FUTURE?

BEST ATTRACTION St. Augustine Nights of Lights BEST BEACH Hanna Park BEST BED & BREAKFAST / INN Riverdale Inn

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BEST BASKETBALL TEAM FSCJ Manta Rays

BEST PUBLIC PARK Memorial Park

BEST BICYCLE SHOP Zencog

BEST SKATE PARK Kona

BEST BOWLING ALLEY Beach Bowl

BEST SPORTING GOODS STORE Par on Disc Golf

BEST DRIVING RANGE Top Golf BEST FISHING SPOT None of your business

BEST SURF CAMP Motes Militia Surf Camp BEST SURF SHOP Sunrise

BEST FISHING TOURNAMENT Flounder Pounder BEST FOOTBALL TEAM Jacksonville Sharks BEST GOLF COURSE Blue Sky BEST GOLF SHOP Blue Sky BEST GYMNASTICS / CHEERLEADING GYM GU Allstars

If you’re going to wipeout, why not do it at the most historic skatepark ever? Beyond the ramps, the park gives you a chance to not only ride but see other great skateboarders shred the halfpipe. Nothing better than grabbing your board and just riding with the wind in your face. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, Kona Skatepark is where adrenaline and creativity collide!

ZENCOG When you shop at Zencog you leave there with more than just a bike. Zencog offers gear, bike services, repairs and tune-ups. You can even join them on their weekly and annual get-together rides. It’s no surprise Zencog won Best Bicycle Shop when they offer services and fun opportunities to bring the community together.

‘TIL 3005, I GOT YOUR TEAM SPORTS BACK, WE CAN DO THIS BEST COLLEGE SPORTS TEAM FSCJ Manta Rays

BEST HEALTH & FITNESS CLUB Rat Town Jiu Jitsu Academy

BEST HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS TEAM Raines Varsity Football Team

BEST HOCKEY TEAM Jacksonville Icemen

BEST ICEMEN PLAYER Brendan Harris

BEST MARTIAL ARTS STUDIO Rat Town Jiu Jitsu Academy

BEST JAGUARS PLAYER The Fans

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HEALTH & FITNESS

I’M NOT AFRAID OF DEATH. I’M AN OLD PHYSICIST – I’M AFRAID OF TIME.

BEST 5K Strides for Pride

RAT TOWN JIU JITSU ACADEMY

BEST ADULT SPORTS CLUB Rat Town Jiu Jitsu Academy

With a martial arts studio named “Rat Town” you would think Master Splinter ran the place. But because a giant rat is unrealistic, it is “firefighter and native owned/operated. Located in Atlantic Beach, the martial arts studio, which also won Best Martial Arts Studio in 2024, teaches kids and adults classes so well they’d top those of the crime-fighting Ninja Turtles.

BEST ALTERNATIVE FITNESS STUDIO Rat Town Jiu Jitsu Academy BEST GYM Rat Town Jiu Jitsu Academy

YOGA DEN

BEST MASSAGE STUDIO Morphose Massage and Healing Arts

Pilates is the gift that keeps on giving. A trend that caught fire last year and, thankfully, isn’t going anywhere: Yoga Den has snagged the title of Best Pilates Studio. The teachers are top-tier, the prices won’t break the bank, and they go above and beyond by hosting community events that make it easy to fall in love with fitness.

BEST PILATES STUDIO Yoga Den BEST YOGA STUDIO Casita

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MURPHY’S LAW DOESN’T MEAN THAT SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN. IT MEANS THAT WHATEVER CAN HAPPEN WILL HAPPEN

BEST ATTORNEY John M. Phillips

BEST FAMILY LAW ATTORNEY Matt Hunt

BEST CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY James Davis

BEST LAW FIRM Phillips, Hunt & Walker

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WE DIDN’T RUN OUT OF TELEVISION SCREENS AND PLANES, WE RAN OUT OF FOOD

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The RD International Market brings together global food lovers and adventurous shoppers. It’s a place where you can experience flavors from all around the world ranging from Asia, Africa and the Caribbean. It’s a cultural experience that brings the world to you.

From handcrafted jewelry and unique art to fresh produce and gourmet eats, the Riverside Arts Market offers items and an experience you just can’t find anywhere else. The live music and stunning riverside views create an electric atmosphere. It’s more than just a market but rather a celebration of culture and charm.

GRASSROOTS A two-time winner of Best Health Food Store (and rightfully so), this spot has been a go-to for natural, healthy, and organic foods—fresh produce, meats, and more—for local families. Since 2006, it’s become a staple of Historic Riverside’s 5 Points, offering everything you need to live your healthiest life.

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BEST DRY CLEANER / ALTERATIONS Red Sea / Momni BEST FUNERAL HOME Aaron & Burney Bivens Funeral Home & Cremation BEST PIERCING STUDIO Synthia Roy Tattoo and Body Piercing BEST TATTOO STUDIO Synthia Roy Tattoo and Body Piercing BEST TRANSPORTATION SERVICE PROVIDER Jax Swagger Wagon

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WINE & DINE

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BEST 24-HOUR RESTAURANT Waffle House BEST APPETIZERS Bar Molino BEST BAGELS Community Loaves

WAFFLE HOUSE Got the 2 a.m. munchies? Breakfast for dinner? The most important meal of the day isn’t limited to only before 11 a.m. when you’re at Waffle House. Waffle House didn’t earn a majority vote for skimping out on their “good food, fast” when your cravings kick in.

BEST BAKERY Community Loaves BEST BAR Beer:30 BEST BARBECUE RESTAURANT Bearded Pig BEST BARISTA Jen Vega - Jacksonville Coffee Company BEST BARTENDER Micki Luna- Hardwicks, Sherwoods, Incahoots

MICKI LUNA The backbone to many good nights is the bartenders who strain to hear us over loud music and slurred words. These unsung heroes thrive under stress and chaos — while still making a killer drink. Micki Luna is bestowed the title of Best Bartender with her unmatched skills and good vibes.

BEST BEACH BAR Lemon Bar BEST BEEF JERKY Buc-ees

LEMON BAR BEST BEER BAR Keg & Coin BEST BISTRO Biscotti’s

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Is there anything better than sipping a frozen cocktail after a long day at the beach? Absolutely not. Lemon Bar holds the crown as Jacksonville’s quintessential beach bar—mainly because it’s literally on the beach. The vibes? Always spot on, thanks to the friendly bartenders and live music. Here’s to hoping Shad Khan doesn’t get any ideas and ruin this gem like, well, other things (just kidding… kind of. Fire Trent Baalke).

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COMMUNITY LOAVES An under-the-radar bakery that truly does bring a sense of joy to all who encounter it, Community Loaves is a haven for artisan bread and pastry lovers. What’s better than being able to go to a place that gives you sourdough bread, flaky croissants, and seasonal creations made from locally sourced ingredients, It’s truly great craftsmanship being made to make your tastebuds jump out of your mouth.

BEST BRAZILIAN STEAKHOUSE Terra Gaucha BEST BREAKFAST The Fox BEST BREWERY Wicked Barley BEST BRUNCH Community Loaves BEST BUFFET 5th Element BEST BURGER Carolina Jax BEST BURRITO Estrella Cocina BEST CARIBBEAN RESTAURANT Island Tropics BEST CATERING Safe Harbor Seafood BEST CHEF Kevan Kimball - 13 Gypsies BEST CHICKEN WINGS Perfect Rack

CAROLINA JAX Who doesn’t like a view of hot buns that leave your mouth watering? From juicy patties to the homemade sauces, each bite of Carolina Jax’s burgers will leave you biting your lip to keep the flavor in your mouth. Don’t even get us started with the crispy fries. If you’re looking for a burger that hits you in the right spot, then this is definitely the place to go.

BEST CHINESE RESTAURANT Wok N Roll BEST CIGAR BAR Stogies

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BEST COFFEEHOUSE The Flamingo

BEST FRIED CHICKEN Publix

BEST LATE NIGHT MENU Chancho King

BEST CUBAN RESTAURANT 1928 Cuban Bistro

BEST GAY / LESBIAN BAR [TIE] Hardwicks The Walrus

BEST MAC & CHEESE Seitanic Jax

BEST DATE NIGHT PLACE Restaurant Orsay BEST DELI Pinegrove Deli BEST DESSERTS Biscotti’s BEST DINER The Fox

BEST GERMAN RESTAURANT Bucnher’s Bierhalle BEST GLUTEN-FREE MENU Foo Dog Curry Traders BEST GREEK RESTAURANT Hovan Gourmet Mediterranean BEST GUACAMOLE

BEST DIVE BAR Pete’s BEST DOUGHNUTS The Donut Shoppe BEST FAMILY RESTAURANT Safe Harbor Seafood BEST FARM-TO-TABLE RESTAURANT Congaree & Penn

BEST MARTINI Bar Molino BEST MEAL UNDER $10 Moon River BEST MEDITERRANEAN RESTAURANT Hovan

Flying Iguana BEST HAPPY HOUR Bar Molino BEST HOOKAH LOUNGE Casbah BEST HOT DOG Hot Dog Hut BEST INDIAN RESTAURANT Mesa

BEST FINE DINING RESTAURANT Orsay

BEST IRISH PUB Culhane’s

BEST FISH CAMP Safe Harbor Seafood

BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT Catullos

BEST FOOD TRUCK Hardpressed Burgers

BEST JAPANESE RESTAURANT Umami

BEST FRENCH FRIES Carolina Jax

BEST KOREAN RESTAURANT K-Bop Korean Kitchen

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BEST MARGARITA Iguana on Park

BEST MEXICAN RESTAURANT Estrella Cocina BEST MIDDLE EASTERN RESTAURANT Falafel x Bar BEST MOST ROMANTIC RESTAURANT Blue Orchid BEST NEW BAR Hardwicks BEST NEW RESTAURANT Chancho King BEST OYSTERS Chancho King BEST PHO/VIETNAMESE RESTAURANT Bowl of Pho

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BEST PIMENTO CHEESE Riverside Liquors & The Restaurant BEST PIZZA Moon River BEST PUB Fly’s Tie BEST PUERTO RICAN RESTAURANT Puerto Plata BEST RAMEN Umami BEST RAW FOOD RESTAURANT Sushiko BEST RESTAURANT SERVER Brian Mastin- Gemma Fish & Oyster BEST RESTAURANT TO IMPRESS A DATE Estrella Cocina BEST RIBS Bearded Pig BEST ROOFTOP BAR Estrella Cocina BEST SEAFOOD RESTAURANT Safe Harbor Seafood BEST SHRIMP Safe Harbor Seafood BEST SMOOTHIE The Walrus

PETE’S BAR Oh, the joy this brings me to write. Jacksonville voting Pete’s Bar as the best Dive Bar? Obviously. I mean, come on. Was it even a contest? Absolutely not: It was a full-blown landslide. Let’s break it down: Pete’s boasts not one, not two, but four bars, a surplus of pool tables, a smoking section and TouchTunes. You’re telling me I can chain-smoke drunk cigs while blasting Ke$ha’s “Your Love Is My Drug” for a mere $5 queue skip? Say less. Honestly, it’s safe to say I’m single-handedly keeping the lights on in this joint.

CAROLINA JAX Flavorful delight isn’t an even good enough phrase for how good the fries are. Whether you’re munching on them or pairing them with a cold drink, Carolina Jax’s fries never disappoint. If a single one falls out of your hand and plummets to the ground, you might just dive for it. Yes. They are that good.

HARD PRESSED BURGERS When you’re hungry, you don’t want to have to think about where to go. Hard Pressed Burgers is where you go when you want to taste bold flavors and creative toppings. For any foodie curious about taking a bite, make sure to ask for the spicy jalapeno aioli or even better the indulgent truffle cheese. What’s an experience without good quality food? At Hard Pressed, every meal is a celebration of flavor.

IGUANA ON PARK Having a long week and it’s only Monday? We see a margarita in your future. Stop by Iguana on Park from 6:30-8 p.m. and celebrate Margarita Monday with $4 off all house margaritas and join in on cash pot bingo.

THE BEARDED PIG When it comes to delicious meals, having a smoky brisket and tender ribs can never leave you in a bad mood. The Bearded Pig is where you go for good old fashioned Southern comfort food. Its taste in food and good quality beer can’t be topped. Where else can you eat ribs and get your drink on?

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61 Deets 62 New Florida House Speaker and anagram of 17-Across 64 Physics bit 65 Nail a test 66 Ankel’s Deli order 67 Jags’ All-Pro long snapper Matiscik 68 Chopped down 69 Eye part Down 1 Stared at stars 2 Slip past 3 Citrus peels 4 “Pretty please?” 5 It’s “just a number” 6 “Sure thing!” 7 Notion 8 China neighbor 9 JIA gate info 10 Dress rehearsal 11 Shutout, on an EverBank Stadium scoreboard 12 Matanzas River sediment 13 BPOE members 18 Raises children 22 Thunder god 25 Daytona International Speedway service area 27 Penny prez 28 Freight weight 29 Video game name 30 Scruff of the neck 31 Israeli airline 32 Care for 33 Local retirement community developer: Del ___

The Shoppes of Ponte Vedra (904) 280-1202 Avondale 3617 St. Johns Ave. (904) 388-5406 San Marco 2044 San Marco Blvd. (904) 398-9741 Jacksonville, Florida 32207 www.underwoodjewelers.com

34 Crossword-friendly lake 35 Jax Zoo cat 39 NAS Jax fly zone 40 Envy, for one 42 Jennings State Forest trees 43 Postgrad degree at UNF’s Coggin College 44 SouthState Bank 24/7/52 di$pen$er 45 Get misty, like a bathroom mirror 47 Accepted truths 48 Gainesville resident, to a UF student 51 Personnel director, at times 52 Gestation stations 53 Amazon founder 54 Duval County Court perjurer 55 Aware of 56 Sci-fi saucers 58 All over again 60 Classic pop 62 “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-___” 63 Since 1/1

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F I R E S T R R S F T A I F T A V V E T S Solve this puzzle like a regular sudoku, but instead of using numbers, use the letters F-I-V-E-S-TA-R (for Five Star Pizza) to fill each row, column and box.

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