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Is Demond Means Leaving? PLUS, A NEW DOWNTOWN HISTORIC DISTRICT AND MORE LOCAL NEWS By Blake Aued and Chris Dowd news@flagpole.com As of this writing, Demond Means is still superintendent of the Clarke County School District. By the time you read this, he may no longer be. Means stunned the community toward the end of what had been a routine school board meeting Nov. 21 by saying he would resign. In retrospect, there were signs that something was afoot. Means and Linda Davis and Charles Worthy, his two closest allies on the board, pushed at the beginning of the meeting for an executive session to discuss personnel, but other board members seemed puzzled about why they would need one. The only personnel items were a handful of noncontroversial ones, like filling the long-vacant principal’s position at Fowler Drive Elementary School and promoting Career Academy principal Lawrence Harris to replace the departed Claire Suggs as chief of community engagement and strategic partnerships. The answer became clear about two hours into the meeting. Longstanding frustrations spilled over when the board discussed a letter to the state Professional Standards Commission, which certifies educators, informing the PSC that three allegations of unethical behavior made against Means in May don’t warrant sanctions by the PSC. The board voted 5–2 to send the letter, written by members Kara Dyckman and Greg Davis, and to add a phrase proposed by member Tawana Mattox to the end of the letter stating that, while Means should be cleared by the PSC, “we [the board] will determine the best measures for addressing these concerns.” Mattox said she wanted to add that phrasing because, “We have to begin holding the superintendent accountable for things. He’s not perfect.” Vice President Linda Davis, running the meeting in President LaKeisha Gantt’s absence, tried to stop Mattox from discussing the amendment, arguing that it wasn’t germane. Mattox accused Davis of “playing games.” In both cases, Mattox, Greg Davis, Dyckman, Patricia Yager and John Knox were in the majority, with Linda Davis and Worthy in opposition. Board member Frances Berry resigned last week. That’s when all hell broke loose. “Madame chair, I recommend an executive session, because by virtue of that vote, you don’t want me as superintendent, and we need to have a discussion about how I leave,” Means said. “So I am making a recommendation for executive session.” The board, though, had already voted not

CORRECTION: An article in the Nov. 13 Flagpole about Superintendent Demond Means’ plans to bring equity to the Clarke County School District mischaracterized NEWA MAP testing. MAP tests are given three times a year. Unit Post Assessments are short tests given at the end of a lesson.

to have an executive session—and during that discussion at the start of the meeting, no mention was ever made of Means or the PSC letter. And at a Nov. 7 work session, the board and Means openly discussed their response to the PSC complaint, and everyone seemed to agree on how to move forward. “Your vote this evening, the amendment from Dr. Mattox, is political in nature,” Means continued. “I don’t think it was unbiased. It’s extremely disappointing, and what I will share with you is, you don’t want me here. And that’s fine if that’s what your decision is, and by virtue of the vote, that’s what you’ve shared with me. But I want the public to know I would have said this in executive session. This is politically motivated. This vote solidifies the efforts of many to rid me of the district, and so you are successful. You have been successful. And so whenever we can convene in executive session to discuss my exit from Clarke County, I will embrace it.” Several people in the audience began to beg Means to stay and hurl insults at Mattox, who asked CCSD Police Chief Mark Sizemore to come to the front of the room. “You don’t need to be here. You can go back where you were,” Means told him. “I feel threatened,” Mattox said. “I need the chief up here. People up front, heckling me. This is the last night.” Linda Davis announced she was skipping the last item on the agenda—the board’s response to a complaint to accreditation group Cognia alleging micromanagement, an equally contentious issue—“because of the deterioration of the meeting.” The board voted to adjourn. As the meeting broke up, Sizemore escorted Mattox to her car as several people followed her, telling her, “We know where you live,” and, “You should feel threatened.” The following day brought little clarity. CCSD issued a statement saying that Means “remains under contract and continues to carry out his duties as superintendent.” It referred questions to Gantt, who did not return a call seeking comment. Xernona Thomas, Means’ chief of staff, made similar remarks at a rally in support of Means at the district’s central office in the H.T. Edwards complex on Friday afternoon, according to Linda Davis. The hour long rally drew about 50 people, mostly African Americans, to hear speakers like local civil rights leaders Fred Smith, Alvin Sheats and Charlie Mattox urge the black community to support Means and his stated mission of equity in education for black children. Davis added that Gantt has been in touch with Means and was trying to schedule an executive session to discuss his employment status, but it won’t happen until after the Thanksgiving break. What happens next is anyone’s guess. Maybe that session ends with a pink slip and a six-figure severance check for Means. Or maybe this was all a bargaining tactic, and he emerges with a contract extension. Stay tuned. [Blake Aued]

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The ACC Historic Preservation Commission recommended a West End historic district that includes all shaded properties (dark properties are contributing; light ones are non-contributing, meaning not historic). A compromise proposal, though, could create a local district that mirrors the national historic district, outlined in black.

Compromise Proposed on Downtown Historic District The Athens-Clarke County Commission is headed for a vote Tuesday, Dec. 3 that could decide the future of downtown Athens, and a compromise proposal now on the table makes it more likely that a new West End historic district protecting landmarks of Athens black history and the local music scene will pass. A number of property owners spoke in opposition to a proposed historic district for the western end of downtown at a commission meeting last week. They were joined by members of five downtown churches who also oppose the new district. Historic districts require that property owners, including churches, gain approval from the Historic Preservation Commission (HPC) before they can renovate or demolish their properties. They also require that any changes meet certain design guidelines. Most property owners in the area don’t want that extra hurdle in their way, and some expressed concern that a historic district could harm their property’s resale value. One property owner even blasted the proposal as an inconsistently applied “weaponization” of historic preservation. Commissioner Melissa Link, the main proponent of this idea, sees a new historic district as necessary to protect the western end of downtown from development that she believes a majority of Athenians would oppose. “It’s only a matter of time before we see a luxury student high-rise directly across the street from the 40 Watt,” she said. According to Link, “That would be the end of Athens music culture.” She implored her fellow commissioners to support the plan, which would also protect the historic African American business district celebrated every year at the Hot Corner festival on the corner of Washington and Hull streets. “How impactful would that festival be, if that block were replaced with a luxury student housing project?” wondered Link. Link kicked this all off in January, when she succeeded in blocking the demolition of the Saye Building, owned by First United Methodist Church, on North Lumpkin Street by establishing a one-year moratorium. Since then, the HPC has held public

forums, developed design guidelines and conducted a survey of property owners. Most property owners who responded to the survey oppose the new district, but the HPC nevertheless recommends approval before the moratorium expires in February. A downtown historic district established in 2006 only extended from Lumpkin Street east. The new local historic district, as originally proposed, would include all of the west end of downtown, but also buildings west of Pulaski Street, out to Newton Street and north of Dougherty Street. That means it would extend beyond the already existing national historic district, which was originally established in 1978 but provides little protection, since most land-use decisions are made at the local level. Tommy Valentine, executive director of Historic Athens, spoke in favor of the new local district, but limited his support to only the area overlapping with the national district. Commissioner Mike Hamby seemed to support shrinking the size of the proposed district as well. That would let four of the five downtown churches off the hook, and might be an attractive compromise for some commissioners who are currently undecided. And Sunday, Valentine announced that Historic Athens has endorsed a commission-defined option from Hamby and Link that would shrink the local historic district boundaries to the national district— roughly Lumpkin to Pulaski and Clayton to Hancock, with a few buildings on Broad and Dougherty included as well. This would preserve the core of the district along Clayton and Washington, where support runs strong, while removing many of the more contested properties on the outskirts. “Our organization was founded more than 50 years ago in response to concerns about preserving the culture and architecture of Athens,” Valentine said in a news release. “For decades, part of that work has been dedicated to expanding protections for our historic downtown. We are excited and encouraged that commissioners Hamby and Link have found a way forward on a compromise that enhances local protections for some of the most defining features of our community.” While carefully researched, the staff-proposed boundaries proved politically polar-

izing, Valentine said, and there were doubts about whether it could pass. Sidelining First Christian Church, Redeemer Presbyterian, First Baptist and First AME, as well as other controversial properties, increases the chances of the district passing. The new proposal also recognized a key West Washington Street property as contributing based on research brought forward by owner Drew Dekle. [Chris Dowd and Blake Aued]

Commission Race Gets Crowded Longtime community activist Carol Myers formally entered the District 8 commission race this month, joining two other candidates seeking to replace Andy Herod, who is not seeking a fourth full term. “I’m running because I care about the Eastside, and I want to make it thrive,” Myers said in a news release. “I want my children and grandchildren—and all of us and our families and friends— to have a bright future here on the Eastside and throughout Athens. That’s why I’ve spent years as an active community advocate—listening, asking questions, building partnerships, getting things done. I’ll be a strong voice for the Eastside, for all of Athens.” Myers is a retired Carol Myers teacher and administrator at Athens Tech and has lived in Athens for 35 years, including 24 years in District 8. Her daughters attended Athens Montessori and Cedar Shoals and Classic City high schools. She is currently chairperson of the Athens in Motion Commission. She was a leader of the successful 100% Athens Renewable Energy Initiative, which lobbied the commission to commit to clean and renewable energy and sought to include funding in SPLOST 2020. She’s been active

with Envision Athens, the Bike Pedestrian Master Plan Citizen Committee, the SPLOST Citizen Advisory Committee and Bike Athens. According to her campaign, she is also an advocate for a just criminal justice system, for more investment in local infrastructure and for improved emergency ambulance service. Her platform includes attracting businesses and a farmers market to the Eastside, affordable housing, affordable child care, higher wages, criminal justice reform, fighting climate change, recreation programs, safer streets and welcoming immigrants. “I decided to run because I still have more to give to my community,” Myers said. “I was in a very fortunate place to retire

from Athens Tech at a young age. After four years going through some life transitions and riding my bike a lot, I’m ready for more.” Also running are couples therapist Andrea Farnham—who recently challenged her opponents to a debate at the Clarke County Jail to highlight felons’ loss of voting rights—and Kamau Hull, a lawyer who lost to John Knox in an Eastside school board race in 2016. [BA] f

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School-Based Education Is Essential to Democracy As a longtime resident and educator in Clarke County, I’ve been following the recent discussions over how much authority local school councils should have in relation to the authority of the superintendent, district office and school board. The Clarke County School District is one of the first designated charter school districts in Georgia and has a wonderful opportunity to demonstrate what our local schools can do when they truly belong to their local community of students, educators and parents. Charter district designation allows schools to gain waivers from state regulations in order to use better forms of student assessment and evaluation, curriculum, staff development, resource and staff allocations, teaching methods and creative partnerships with businesses and nonprofits. Allowing decision-making at the school level is the best way of reviving democracy. In an age when political incivility dominates the news, young people and adults across America are increasingly questioning the importance of democracy itself. Recently, The Atlantic magazine devoted its entire issue to the theme, “Is Democracy Dying?” Our public schools have done little to support the health of our nation’s democracy, and school-based educators are not to be blamed. What we have experienced is the misguided prevailing belief that top-down mandates with rewards and punishments would improve academic achievement, reduce the achievement gap between groups of students and show progress on underlying social and economic issues in our country. However, after almost two decades of state, federal and district accountability measures and ratings, overall achievement in our nation is no better, and children are now living with the greatest economic disparity since the Great Depression. What we don’t need is more of the same. School-based educators, students and parents want to see more relevant school work. They want students’ learning to connect to pressing issues in their communities and make their world a better place to live. Our local schools in Clarke County, with the exception of a few buildings still to be renovated, have attractive and modern facilities, an abundance of talented and incredibly hard-working educators, caring and engaged parents and generous, forward-looking community leaders in our Classic City. What our schools lack is clearly delineated authority to act upon their local concerns and aspirations. CCSD being a designated a charter district can provide the means to give each school the latitude and resources to carry out their plans. This can only happen if district agents willingly shift authority to support and facilitate decision-making at the local school community level. Our children need us to listen to their concerns. We need to commit to making their lives better. We need to help them use their education to make important and lasting changes in their communities. And we need to help them learn that their

leadership and civic engagement are at the very center of resuscitating a faltering democracy. Carl D. Glickman Athens The author is a professor emeritus of education at the University of Georgia, author of 11 books and advisor to two governors.

Save Ike & Jane This letter is to the owners of the Normaltown building that currently houses Ike & Jane. The news that this beloved neighborhood institution is closing has been received with shock, disbelief and tears. As the closing date comes closer, there is a deep sense of loss for a true cornerstone of our community. This is the place where virtually every time we go, we run into someone we know. This is the place where, no matter how long the lines are, the staff is always friendly and patient, especially with little ones who struggle mightily to make their choice from the dazzling array of tasty treats. This is the place where there is always a bowl of clean water for the canines who frequently accompany their humans. Finally, this is the place that has always subscribed to the values of fresh food, sustainability and giving back that Athenians are devoted to. Too often, we only belatedly realize the value of what we have after we lose it. The lines at the bakery last weekend were especially long, and the sentiment among patrons was one of, “I always thought this place would be here forever.” We heard about the lady who, upon hearing the news, drove all the way from Nashville, TN, with her baby granddaughter, just so they would have the shared experience, and drove right back after eating. There was talk of weddings catered, anniversaries celebrated and mystery doughnuts at football games. Personally, the very first breakfast that my family had in Athens upon our move here some years ago was at Ike & Jane. Over the years, the community has watched with a sense of helpless inevitability as the unique feel of Athens has been chipped away by the loss of beloved local institutions. Ike & Jane was among the very first businesses of its kind to serve Normaltown when little else was there. As the years have passed and the desirability of the neighborhood has skyrocketed, it is ironic that one of its cornerstone businesses is being forced out because it cannot afford to operate there anymore. I recognize that you, as the owners of the building, have the right to decide its future. But surely, there is a solution that allows you to realize your vision while preserving the character of the neighborhood? Perhaps a lifetime supply of free doughnuts could help change your mind? My attempt at levity aside, I also recognize that there is little chance this letter will effect any change. However, I cannot help but try, because this one hits close to home. I certainly hope that the vision you have for this location will foster the same sense of community that Ike & Jane is beloved for. Mini Shrivastav Athens

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Anti-Semitism Strikes UGA JEWISH STUDENTS’ DORM ROOMS VANDALIZED By Ashlyn Webb news@flagpole.com

least three times this semester, Jewish University of Georgia students have found anti-Semitic vandalism in their dorms. Ariana Dinberg, a freshman, said the first incident happened in August. Dinberg said a poster with the letters of Sigma Delta Tau, the Jewish sorority on campus, was torn off her door. She said she reported the incident to her resident assistant. “It already made me feel almost ashamed,” Dinberg told Flagpole. “But when this happened, I hated that people knew someone Jewish lived there based on my poster, and the reaction from whoever did this was immediate anti-Semitism.” She said she chose to take down the poster instead of taping it back up so that another incident wouldn’t happen. However, Dinberg said the words “All Heil” with a swastika underneath were written on the white board outside her dorm in October. “I was shocked, but more hurt,” she said. “I know anti-Semitism has always existed around the world, but I also think it’s become more prevalent lately.” Dinberg said she contacted the Equal Opportunity Office, University of Georgia Police Department and University Housing about the incident. According to the police report, there was no apparent connection between the August and October incidents. As of Oct. 15, Dinberg said EOO informed her that the university was unable to identify the person or people responsible. Flagpole confirmed two reported cases where swastikas were drawn on doors of Jewish students’ rooms. Another UGA student reported she returned to her dorm room in Russell Hall on Nov. 9 to find a swastika drawn on laminated name tags on her door. On Nov. 11, the student reported it to the Equal Opportunity Office, which

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advised her to file a report with UGA police. The Nov. 18 police report states that the symbol was drawn with a black dry erase marker on the student’s door. The victim told police that swastikas were drawn on other doors on her hall. “A total of 18 doors that could have potentially contained the drawings,” the report says. However, the symbols had been erased, so police were unable to confirm that. Since the drawings were erased, police said there was no damage to property, and the incident did not warrant a criminal trespass investigation. “We are aware of reports of offensive symbols written on the message boards on the doors of rooms in two residence halls on campus,” UGA communications director Greg Trevor said in a statement. “Whenever the university receives complaints of racist or discriminatory conduct, we refer such matters to our Equal Opportunity Office in accordance with applicable laws and policies.” The anti-Semitic vandalism gained more attention after the Young Democrats of UGA posted a press release on Facebook documenting the incidents and condemning the acts. “We are a community which is stronger when we refuse to accept hate in any form and combat prejudice and xenophobia whenever it arrives on our campus,” according to the Young Dems’ statement. Max Harris, a Jewish student at UGA who is a member of the Young Democrats and the Student Government Association, said he was comforted by the fact that students were alarmed about these actions on campus. But he was not shocked to hear it was happening at UGA. “I was very disappointed that national events that I see happening all the time made their way to UGA, because I know UGA to be a very welcoming place… But I was also jaded by it as

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well,” Harris said. “If you look at this from a global perspective, this wasn’t unique.” Cas Mudde, an international affairs professor in the UGA School of Public and International Affairs, has spent the majority of his career researching political extremism, populism and far-right movements in Europe and the United States. Mudde said there has been anti-Semitic and racist vandalism on U.S. campuses across the country. Just this month, George Washington University, Arizona State University and Syracuse University have responded to anti-Semitic acts on campus. Mudde said the reported incidents at UGA are “deeply disturbing, as they seem to target Jewish students by sending clearly anti-Semitic and threatening messages.” “The university should take these incidents very seriously, even if they look more like ‘pranks’ by fellow students than targeted actions by far-right organizations,” Mudde said. “UGA should not tolerate any type of bigoted vandalism, whether it is meant as a prank or political intimidation.” Harris said he follows the news on anti-Semitic incidents occurring worldwide. He noted that on Nov. 12, the Federal Bureau of Investigation released hate crime statistics showing that Jewish people were the most targeted group of anti-religious hate crimes. The 2018 FBI Hate Crime Statistics report states 59.6% of anti-re-

ligious hate crimes were motivated by anti-Jewish bias. Harris said it’s important to realize Jewish college students are only two generations from the victims of the Holocaust. “Our parents have a very close relationship with the Holocaust, in particular. We’re only one step away from discrimination at its worst form,” he said. “So, anything like this happening is very jarring.” The Jewish community as a whole is no stranger to anti-Semitism as a whole, but the UGA community doesn’t experience it regularly, at least not in this form, Harris said. Though the incidents on campus were shocking to him, he said he doesn’t believe the UGA Jewish community’s physical safety is at risk. “I’m more worried about what this means for the UGA community’s attitude toward minorities overall and less about the Jewish community’s physical safety,” Harris said. Moving forward, Harris said the Jewish community will continue to organize and apply pressure when necessary on people in leadership positions to act and protect minorities. “When we combat discrimination, we have to do it together,” he said. f Editor’s Note: This article originally ran on Grady Newsource, a newscast and digital publication staffed by Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communication students, for a class assignment.

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ith all of the history that the Development Authority. “The ADDA Athens music scene holds, it received a tourism product development may seem odd that there isn’t an grant from the Georgia Department of obvious celebration of the scene downtown. Economic Development to go towards the Soon, that will no longer be the case. walk of fame, so that was very exciting,” Several weeks ago, the Athens-Clarke Ford says. County Mayor and Commission approved According to a press release from the installation of a proposed “walk of the Georgia Department of Economic fame” in downtown Athens. The walk will Development, they have awarded “more include plaques designed by a local artist than $64,000 in tourism product developdedicated to notable musicians, yet to be ment grants to seven new and expanding chosen, who got their start in Athens. The projects across the state.” The grant is an plaques will be placed on the sidewalks of effort to support and encourage Georgia’s Lumpkin, Clayton, Pulaski and Washington tourism industry and promote new tourism streets—an area where a number of music products, such as the walk of fame. venues are located, including the Georgia Theatre, Morton Theatre, Flicker Theatre and Bar, the 40 Watt Club and Caledonia Lounge. The project is a very long process, according to Didi Dunphy, the program supervisor at the Lyndon House Arts Center, who has been working on the development of the walk of fame. Since being approved by the commission, the walk has moved on to the next step of the process. “We just met with the citizen user group that convened last week to review the artist submissions that we received from the call for art for the plaque, and the winning artist was selected,” Dunphy says, adding that the artist’s name will not West Washington Street be made public until early next year. Once the chosen artist has made any Not only will locals and visitors be able revisions necessary, the ACC Commission to walk among the plaques and read as they will then vote on that design. Then, meetgo, but they will also be able to interact ings will be held concerning the fabrication with the plaques through an app that will of the plaques for the walk. At a musical be launched along with the walk of fame. education event at the Lyndon House on The app will have information, pictures and Jan. 9, three presenters will talk about the music from each plaque available at one’s heritage and history of African American fingertips. music contributions. On Feb. 13, the first According to Dunphy, they are planning 10 people, bands or records to be honored for the first 10 plaques to be put in around will be announced. June of 2020. Over time, however, more While several popular musicians may plaques can be placed along the walk. come to mind when thinking about Athens’ In London, the first stone was recently musical history—R.E.M., the B-52s, installed in a similar walk of fame inspired Widespread Panic, Drive-By Truckers and by Hollywood Boulevard, honoring The the Elephant 6 collective, among others— Who. Up to 20 stones will be laid each the walk of fame aims to focus on some of year between two music venues, The the not so well known musicians who made Roundhouse and KOKO, in the Camden notable contributions to the scene, accordneighborhood. Nashville also has a music ing to Dunphy. walk of fame in its downtown featuring Others have been working alongside such artists as Johnny Cash, Loretta Dunphy, including Linda Ford, director of Lynn, Jack White, Dolly Parton and Hank business services at the Athens Downtown Williams Sr. f

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Survive and Advance GEORGIA CONTINUES TO WIN UGLY AGAINST TEXAS A&M By Cy Brown news@flagpole.com It wasn’t pretty, but with these Dawgs, it rarely is. Georgia defeated Texas A&M 19-13 at Sanford Stadium on Senior Day in the schools’ first meeting since the Aggies joined the SEC in 2012. And if that’s what we can expect from a Georgia-A&M game, I hope it’s another eight years before they play again. If you missed this one, don’t worry, because it played out almost exactly like every other game against a tough opponent this season. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…

and getting points whenever you can. Defensively, that means taking some lumps but keeping the opponent out of the end zone by any means necessary. It’s as basic as you can get in football. As legendary UGA defensive coordinator Erk Russell famously put it, “If we score, we may win. If they never score, we’ll never lose.” If we’re going to beat LSU in the SEC Championship Game, that’s how we’re going to have to do it, albeit against a much better quarterback and offense than any we’ve seen this season. There is roughly a zero percent chance to win if it turns into

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The defense largely dominated the game, holding the Aggies to negative one rushing yard and 274 total yards. Jake Fromm (11-of-23, 163 yards, 1 TD) and the offense struggled, although D’Andre Swift managed to eclipse the century mark on the ground. With the offensive struggles, Rodrigo Blankenship was once again relied on to provide the bulk of the scoring, hitting four field goals. A&M had the chance to spring the upset at the end, but the defense dug in, and the Dawgs escaped with a narrow victory. With his four field goals, Blankenship passed Blair Walsh for first on Georgia’s all-time scoring list with 418 career points. And he did it in his final game at Sanford. It’s crazy to think the most popular player during one of the most successful stretches in program history was a kicker. Congrats and thanks to Rodrigo and all the other seniors. DGDs. All the issues we’re used to reared their heads in the game, as did all the solutions that have helped us achieve a third consecutive 10-win season. At this point, we are who we are. As much as the offensive issues suck, they likely ain’t gonna change now, with one week to go in the regular season. If this Georgia team is going to win, odds are it’s gonna be ugly. Forget style points. It’s all about survival now. Georgia’s recipe for survival is simple: Bend, don’t break. Offensively, that means not taking risks that’ll lose you the game

any kind of shootout. If LSU scores more than 30 points, it likely means you can kiss the SEC Championship goodbye. Next week against Georgia Tech is a different matter. The hated Jackets are 3-8 and unbelievably bad in the first season under new head coach Geoff Collins. This will be Tech’s Super Bowl—an upset win over Georgia would render all its losses this season moot—and the Jackets may come out guns blazin’. But on superior talent alone, we should be able to beat Tech. So if you’re hoping to see a Georgia offense put up some points and dominate a team this season, the Tech game may be your final chance. It should also give you some hope moving forward that these Dawgs have yet to play a complete game. Of course, that’s troubling at this point in the season. But it’s also encouraging when you consider we’re 10-1 on the verge of an SEC Championship and CFP berth without one so far. Maybe there’s another gear they just haven’t found yet. But when the LSU game rolls around, be prepared for another typically Georgia display. And be prepared for the fact that no neutral fan in America will be in our corner. Frankly, LSU is fun to watch and Georgia isn’t. Kirby Smart’s “Us vs. The World” mentality actually has some grounding in reality now, because almost every neutral would rather see LSU in the College Football Playoff and will be rooting for them to beat Georgia. The good news for us is that their opinion doesn’t matter. If we win, we’re in. f

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Teen Band Roundup SIX YOUNG ATHENS GROUPS YOU SHOULD KNOW By Jessie Goodson music@flagpole.com

on’t look now, but Athens is bursting with young musical talent—and we mean young. Boasting some of the most original band names around, these gifted teenagers came out of programs like Nuçi’s Space’s Camp Amped, middle and high school orchestras and Full Moon Studio’s School of Music. They may be barely old enough to drive, but they’re just as skilled as your average jaded townie. Here are six teen bands you should check out.

Fishbug LINEUP: Stella Perkins, Isaiah Pope,

Parker Dillard, Moss Ivy INFLUENCES: David Bowie, My Chemical

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ing a name for itself by playing just about every venue in Athens, along with AthFest, Porchfest, Athtoberfest, the Wild Rumpus and more. The four-piece originally called itself A Chinese Restaurant Koi Pond before deciding to shorten the name. Bassist Dillard says he and guitarist Ivy had a band that broke up just before they found guitarist and singer Perkins and drummer Pope. “We all come from different places and different backgrounds and inspirations, and I feel like that’s part of what makes us unique,” says Dillard. The band has four songs currently released as the Funky Floaty Fishbug Melodies EP and has 16 others ready to record at Full Moon Studios with Jay Rogers. Recently, Fishbug has made its way onto radio stations across Athens and even as far away as New York. Selfdescribed as “pop-punk with a meshing of different genres,” Fishbug blends styles with its unique lyricism and inspired sound. NEXT SHOW: Nov. 30 at Hendershot’s

the most common is Subway sandwiches. Beginning with the group’s first show, a friend has hidden in the crowd with a fresh sandwich ready to pass onto the stage. The members of the band eat off of it, then pass it around. Swowce is only one song away from finishing its first EP and has a few shows lined up to finish the year. “It makes me feel really good to see everyone at the shows,” Zwart says. “I just love everyone in the band—we have great chemistry together.” NEXT SHOW: Nov. 30 at Hendershot’s

AD Blanco LINEUP: Bennett Evans, Adaira Chapman,

Owen Lange, Aaron White INFLUENCES: The Black Keys, Cage the Elephant, Modest Mouse

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“There’s a certain type of energy and mojo that you’re just going to create while working with other people that come from completely different backgrounds than you, which, I think, in a way, is what makes Athens so beautiful with its music scene,” says guitarist and vocalist Evans. The next step for AD Blanco Fishbug is to record a full-length EP and plan a tour. When asked where the band would like to play most, Evans says Athens is his favorite city to play. “There’s no place like home—there’s no place like Athens.”

Clarke Central LINEUP: Tommy Lynn,

Isaiah Pope, Owen Hebenton INFLUENCES: The Who, Wu-Tang

Swowce LINEUP: Kaija Gilbertson Hall,

Tripp Sandifer, Holland Zwart, Jake Pence, Jack Ingalls INFLUENCES: MF Doom, Ghostface Killah, Travis Scott ABOUT: One of Athens’ newest bands was formed during Camp Amped just a few months ago. The five members were assigned to each other and ended up continuing the group after camp ended. Their namesake is a “meme-ified” YouTube video where someone says, “I figured out why city boys don’t drive lifted trucks very much… Swowce.” “We were like, ‘That’s funny,’ and we took the name,” says vocalist and guitarist Zwart, who describes Swowce as “broadly experimental hip-hop noise.” The band’s lyrics address many topics, but arguably

ABOUT: Beginning as Full Moon Studio’s Varsity Band, AD Blanco is now five years into honing its alternative rock sound. The name comes directly from the band’s drummer, White—it’s his first two initials and his last name in Spanish. With blues and psychedelic rock influences, the fourpiece has been booking and promoting on its own, playing venues all over Athens and drawing inspiration from beloved locals like Love Tractor, Dashboard Saviors and The Glands.

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Clan, The White Stripes, The Cars ABOUT: Named after the high school, Clarke Central started six years ago when guitarist and vocalist Lynn’s computer lab teacher paired him with drummer Pope for a talent show. The first song they performed was “Twist and Shout” by The Beatles, and they’ve been performing together since with bassist Hebenton. Originally, they called themselves The Cannons before switching it for an admirable reason. “Oh, I just thought it would be funny if I [could] piss someone off with the name of my band—it would be a complete success,” Lynn says. The three-piece draws inspiration from a wide range of music and has a mixed bag of styles, including rock, jazz and pop. Lynn says two of his favorite memories in the band have been playing a lock-in with fellow students and the time he smashed a real guitar on stage at a school performance. “If this can be my source of income for the rest of my life, that’ll make me the happiest person in the world,” Lynn says. “And if we get a couple fans along the way, that’ll be cool, too.”

Cheese Dream LINEUP: Cullen Pynn, Moss Ivy, Roan O’Reilly,

Parker Dillard, Thomas Evans INFLUENCES: Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Who ABOUT: “Parker, our bassist, came to me one

day and said, ‘Hey, I lied to the orchestra teacher to get out of a concert and said that my band has a show coming up, and she asked us to play at homecoming, and now I need a band. Do you want to make a band?’” says drummer Evans. “And that was it.” About four years ago, Cheese Dream was born, taking its name from a random word generator. The group describes its sound as alternative hard rock with punk influences, finding inspiration from older and newer bands. Evans says they have learned the most so far out of releasing a self-titled EP and playing with other bands. All four members are either 17 or 18 and are unsure of what comes next. “We’re all sort of in a point right now where we’ve either started college or are about to, so we don’t really know who will be where, so we’re just playing it by ear and writing new music,” Evans says.

The Voltures LINEUP: Bryson Carithers, Blaze Mason,

Grace Kanavage, Orion deRevere, Alex Redmon INFLUENCES: Janis Joplin, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana ABOUT: Jumping out of Camp Amped in the spring of 2016, The Voltures have released one full-length album, Kaleidoscope, in 2018 and have continued writing music since. The Voltures were originally a cover band, playing 1990s hits and other favorites. After a while, they started to write their own music. “Getting the opportunity to record music that I’ve worked on and had a part in writing has been the coolest thing for me,” drummer Mason says. The Voltures have played local events like the Athens Farmers Market, AthFest, AthHalf and the Twilight Criterium, as well as venues like the 40 Watt Club, The Foundry and more. The next plan for the young band is to record two new songs to release as singles and play more shows around town. f

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aith, spirituality and finding room for intellectual growth while parsing out a non-secular push-and-pull have long served as rich fodder for many an introspective songwriter. From country music’s enduring man in black, Johnny Cash, to indie rock stalwart David Bazan, the struggle has always been real—fertile ground for harvesting lyrical poetry that hangs in a balance of tension and resolve. For Athens songwriter and producer Andrew Blooms, born Andrew Huang, this internal struggle remains steeped in quiet imagery and personal metaphors, ever present but never spelled out completely in songs such as “Humility,” “My Time Will Come” and the title track from Blooms’

of understanding of how things used to appear,” he says. “A lot of the songs on this album deal with realizing how messed up I am, as well as everything around me. As you grow older, having that bubble burst, of all the people you looked up to and realizing a lot of them have a lot of issues, you find yourself disillusioned and not knowing who to trust or what can you trust.” The singer and guitarist who first caught Athens’ attention while fronting the indie rock outfit Mosaic recorded and produced the songs that appear on Never a Waste in his Bloom Sounds home studio. A graduate of the University of Georgia’s Music Business Program, Blooms says the most useful knowledge he’s gained while work-

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debut full-length LP, Never a Waste, whose release he will celebrate with a show at the Georgia Theatre Dec. 3. Still, sweetness and innocence guide the billowing atmosphere and non-linear narratives that lie at the core of Blooms’ songs. In the final moments of the album’s title song, Blooms sings, “I’ve grown to believe that our beauty and pain/ Were strangers who’d meet at the end of the day/ But they’ve always been twins who don’t look quite look the same/ Singing love is never a waste.” The song unfolds around soft metal strings and a delicate beat that pushes the music along. Blooms’ gently booming voice floats on top of the rhythms and melodies, embodying the harmony and existential ruminations that come with experiencing life in real time. “A lot of the songs on the album are about loss and losing another time in my life,” Blooms says. “But each one is essentially a reminder to myself that nothing is ever wasted—even things that feel like a failure. I am experiencing tons of things that are just failing—old ways of living, old ways of thinking, people, life. It’s all a reminder to keep moving forward and to never view anything that breaks as something that was a waste of my time.” At 26 years old, Blooms says there is no one, single experience upon which the album’s themes and imagery are built. “It’s really more about a loss of youth or a loss

ing in the studio has come from hands-on experience recording, engineering and mixing songs for other local musicians. So far, artists such as Zac Crook, Elijah Johnston, Greg Meredith, Brendan Abernathy, The Little Strong and more have utilized Bloom Sounds’ Pro Tools rig. Blooms channels the experiences he’s gained from working with his peers into bolstering his own body of songs. The drive to create art and music that is meaningful and makes vulnerable people feel less alone lies at the heart of his endeavors. It’s a quality that takes shape on Never a Waste, most notably in the song “A Day Like This,” which Blooms says is one of the more poignant pieces of music he’s released so far. “That song is really about experiencing loss, but a lot of songs have a lot of hope, too,” he says. “That’s where I find myself,” he adds. “I’m realizing all this crazy stuff about life, but at the end of the day, I’m still a pretty hopeful person. I’m trying to live between those two worlds,” he says, “to live with a sense of balance.” f

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Give Thanks for ¿Banana? PLUS, MORE MUSIC NEWS AND GOSSIP By Gordon Lamb threatsandpromises@flagpole.com Hi y’all, This is the time of year we’re reminded to count our blessings and be thankful. I mean, we even have a holiday for it. Among many other personal blessings, this year I found myself incredibly thankful for the enduring spirit and talent of our Athens music scene. This year has brought week after week of incredible, fresh and creative records. As much as I’ve been inclined to disparage certain ones, there were very few instances where something produced locally could be dismissed out of hand. I’ve been truly amazed at the thoughtfulness and diligence of the overwhelming majority of our songwriters and musicians. So, thank you, friends. Very much. Now, let’s get on with it…

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celebration, even during non-holiday seasons. Tickets are cheap, too, at a mere 10 bucks. Doors open at 6 p.m., so you can get some dinner and drinks in you. There are VIP packages and other purchase options available, and you can explore all this at thefoundryathens.com. For the uninitiated and curious, do yourself a favor and read up on the Flyers at normaltownflyers.com. SUCH A WINTER’S DAY: On Sunday, Dec. 1, The Solstice Sisters will release their second holiday album, Maybe by Christmas. In celebration of this event, they’ll be playing live at Studio 1093 (1093 Boulevard), and the show is to be recorded for future release. Tickets to that show are sold out, but they’ll play again Dec. 21 at Hendershot’s. See facebook.com/solsticesisters to learn more about the group, and see hendershotscoffee.com for tickets. GATHER ’ROUND: Family band Check the Signs has been particularly busy lately after a long time of not playing out much. They did a whole residency at the Georgia Theatre Rooftop not terribly long ago, too. Back in the spring, they released the sweetly charming album This Time Around. Now, I know what you’re thinking, you old rocker: Family band? Sweetly charming? How good can this be? Well, punk, if you dig fully realized songwriting and ace musicianship all wrapped in a tradition that could be described as The Cowsills meets Nick Lowe, that’s how good it can be. The family in question is longtime locals the Towes, and Check the Signs is Scott (bass and vocals), Mindy (guitar, saxophone, flute, clarinet, vocals), Mason (drums and vocals), Lauren (keyboard and vocals) and Erin (vocals and horn). The band began many years ago when the kids were much younger, and it’s exceedingly cool to see how they’ve grown and how well this unit gets along. As human beings, they’re tops, and as songwriters and musicians, they’re deeply dug in to melody, harmony and hooks. They’ll play Wednesday, Dec. 11 at Hendershot’s, when they’ll open for the Good Grief Trio. Check the album at checkthesigns.bandcamp. com, and be a fan at facebook.com/ CheckTheSigns. f

record a few weeks back named Highway Robbery that runs on for 13 songs. Musically, it breaks no new ground, but in a quite charming way, it harkens back to the original folk revival of the late 1950s and early ’60s. It’s all definitely more “Lemon Tree” than, say, “Tom Dooley,” too. The sweet heartache of “Pocket Change” is wonderfully lyrical and tells well a common tale. Same thing goes for “Accumulation of January,” the swagger of “Liminal Space” and “Cosmic Joke.” I was almost turned completely away from this due to exhausting titles like “Fuck Tom Brady”— which could actually crack a smile on even the most jaded rocker’s lips due to the mishmash lyrics—and “Lucy in the Sky With Douchebags.” But after getting over myself and giving it an honest listen, there’s quite a bit of really nice material here. Even though I still think it’s way too long, I can easily go back and enjoy the highlights. And so WUOG 90.5 FM’s 10 Most-Played Recordings can you at bananatheband. Nov. 13–19 bandcamp.com.

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Help us ensure that all older adults in our community age well. A gift can buy a week of Meals on Wheels for a homebound senior ($200), transportation to the doctor, grocery store or pharmacy ($10), membership to our Center for Active Living ($50). Join our Be a Santa to a Senior Wrapping Party on Tuesday, December 10 from 4–7 p.m.

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DePalma’s Gift Cards are the perfect gift for anyone on your shopping list. Gift cards are good for anything on our dinner or lunch menus including our Lunch Break $11.99 specials: entrees, salad, bread & drink. Catering and party trays available for all of your holiday events and the downtown location has a large private party room.

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www.ocaf.com Creative gifts made by regional artists are available at the OCAF Holiday Market. Find a one-of-a kind collage by Yvonne Miller, a beautiful glass bowl by Jennifer Benson and stylish and soft woven shawls by Mary Rugg.

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Give one-of-a-kind pottery, handmade in Athens, like this Souper Cup in Rustic Red. Each dish is entirely made and painted by hand in the studio. Holiday Sale: December 7th, 9 a.m.–4 p.m., plus studio is open daily.

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Get the perfect gift for your food-loving loved ones at home.made! Signature Southern snacks include New Orleans style Cheese Straws, Pepper Jelly Pecans and Corn Flour Cheese Straws (free of gluten and made with locally grown corn flour.) All three are available in regular and spicy versions! Available in store and online and can be shipped within the contiguous US.

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widespreadpanic.com The Boom Boom Panic Room has gifts for the Widespread Panic fans in your life. From the usual Widespread Panic merchandise and music - including vinyl to the unusual like puzzles, coffee and jewelry.

Experience the difference, not all essential oils are the same! Bliss Blend’s high quality oils are soothing and transporting. One sniff elevates your spirits! The Autumn 2019 blend is a seasonal blend which helps you through rainy days, cold weather and the occasional virus. The Winter Blend 2019 is warming, soothes muscle and joint aches.

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Thanksgiving is here, and historically, the Rogers (Tom Hanks) for a 1998 Esquire artiWednesday prior—Thanksgiving Eve, if cle. According to the film, Lloyd met Rogers you like—rivals the other holidays for its following a tumultuous reunion with his prominent releases. This year, the blockestranged father, Jerry (Chris Cooper). busters like Frozen II are already here, leavThe violence of the encounter with Jerry ing Thanksgiving Wednesday for Knives was as obvious as the nose on Lloyd’s face, Out and Queen & Slim. In Knives Out, The leading Rogers to ask more questions than Last Jedi’s Rian Johnson offers 21 BRIDGES (R) One’s opinion on up an Agatha Christie-type A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood 21 Bridges may very well rest on murder mystery with an all-star whether one reads it as manipcast, including Daniel Craig as a ulative or smart. Is it willfully Kentucky fried detective, Jamie ignoring today’s headlines about Lee Curtis, Don Johnson, Toni black and blue lives or successCollette, Christopher Plummer, fully co-opting them? The movie Chris Evans, Michael Shannon, begins with a black NYPD detecAna de Armas, Lakeith tive, Andre Davis (Chadwick Stanfield, Jaeden Martell and Boseman, Black Panther), facing Katherine Langford. The trailan internal affairs tribunal after ers promise a rollicking mysyet another fatal shooting. tery ride. Queen & Slim looks Soon, Andre is on the trail of ripped from the headlines as an two cop killers (Stephan James African American couple (Daniel and Taylor Kitsch), as well as Kaluuya and Jodie Turnerpossible police corruption. Smith) on a Tinder date wind Television director Brian up on the run from the law after HOT SHOE! HOT SHOE! Kirk keeps matters brisk in his the fatal shooting of a police his purported interviewer. Aided by Rogers’ feature debut, never allowing real-world officer. For better or worse, disgraced membeneficent point of view, Lloyd struggled headlines and perceptions about the police oirist James Frey (A Million Little Pieces) to reconcile being the father of a newborn drag down this violent cop drama from procontributed to the story. Music video direcwith forgiving his absentee father. ducers Anthony and Joe Russo, who reined tor Melina Matsoukas makes her feature A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood in the last two massive Avengers flicks. For directing debut with this script from Lena flashes bursts of creativity through framsome, that assessment may prove to be the Waithe, whom you may remember from ing itself as an episode of “Mister Rogers’ fatal dealbreaker. f Ready Player One. Ciné still has the Mister Rogerscentered family drama A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood—more below—which will be joined by Martin Scorsese’s latest, not last, film, The Irishman, on Nov. 27. Yes, you can watch it on Netflix the same day; however, a new Scorsese mob drama headlined by Robert De Niro, Al Pacino and Joe Pesci—as well as Harvey Keitel, Anna Paquin, Jesse Plemons, Bobby Cannavale, Ray Romano and Steven Van Zandt— deserves to be seen on the big screen if possible. This one is an epic, too, clocking in at three and a half hours. The plot involves the slaying of Jimmy Hoffa, here played by Pacino. Oscar winner Steven Zaillian (Schindler’s List) wrote the script. Flicker has a little less on tap than usual. Catch a screening of The Comet’s Tale on Nov. 27. Beechwood offers more holiday offerings through its Flashback Cinema series. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone screens again on Nov. 27, and Kevin gets left again for the first time when the modern family touchstone Home Alone arrives on Dec. 1. So, what movie should you plan to escape to when the family drama mounts? A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD (PG-13)

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First off, if you want to soak up the cultural relevance of Fred Rogers, last year’s Won’t You Be My Neighbor? is the superior option I would recommend over Marielle Heller’s biographical drama. Bracingly, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood is not a standard biopic. The movie’s real protagonist is Lloyd Vogel (Matthew Rhys), the proxy for reallife journalist Tom Junod, whose worldview was transformed after meeting Mister

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Pylon

EVENT | FRI, NOV 29

MUSIC | SAT, NOV 30

Various Locations · 11 a.m.–2 p.m. Other than R.E.M. and the B-52s, no Athens band has proven as influential as Pylon. The four-piece’s skeletal new wave grooves, paired with the fiery vocals of charismatic frontwoman Vanessa Briscoe Hay, paved the way for countless ultra-hip indie rock acts in the decades to come. To mark the band’s 40th anniversary, New West Records is reissuing its debut 1979 single, “Cool” b/w “Dub,” remastered by Jason NeSmith, himself a member of local tribute act Pylon Reenactment Society. In honor of the single’s release, the remaining three Pylon members will sign copies for Record Store Day’s Black Friday event. They’ll be at Low Yo Yo Stuff from 11 a.m. to noon and Wuxtry Records from 1–2 p.m. [Gabe Vodicka]

Georgia Theatre · 8 p.m. · $12–15 Since its formation in 1999, local Grateful Dead tribute crew Cosmic Charlie has played around 800 shows, using the iconic California jam band’s music as a heady foundation while incorporating its own members’ varied influences to create a unique and immersive sound. Saturday at the Georgia Theatre, the group will present another installment of its most ambitious undertaking, Dark Side of the Dead, which invites Pink Floyd’s viscous classic Dark Side of the Moon to the party. Cosmic Charlie will play that album in its entirety—complete with two drummers, four keyboardists, backup singers and a saxophonist—sandwiched between two sets of Dead favorites. [GV]

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Tuesday 26 CLASSES: Computer Class: iPad/ iPhone Basics (ACC Library) Learn about the current state of Internet privacy and security and tips on how to protect your personal information and control your privacy on the world wide web. Free registration required. Sign up at the Information Services Desk 10 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650, www.athenslibrary.org/athens COMEDY: Decaf Comedy Open Mic (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) Hear comics from Athens and Atlanta. Newcomers welcome. Email to perform. 8:30 p.m. FREE! efj32330@ gmail.com, www.hendershotscoffee. com

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EVENTS: Tuesday Tour at Two (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Take a guided tour of the exhibit galleries of the Walter J. Brown Media Archives and Peabody Awards Collection, the Hargrett Rare Book and Manuscript Library and the Richard B. Russell Library for Political Research and Studies. Meet in the rotunda on the second floor. 2 p.m. FREE! www.libs. uga.edu/scl GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, 2301 College Station Road) Every Tuesday. 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/blindpigtavern GAMES: Happy Hour Trivia (The Rook and Pawn) Hosted by James Majure. 6 p.m. FREE! www. therookandpawn.com

GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia (Hi-Lo Lounge) General trivia hosted by Jacob and Wes. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8561 GAMES: Trivia (Starland Pizzeria and Pub) Test your trivia knowledge. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-8773 GAMES: Trivia (The Office Sports Bar and Grill) Play to win. Every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-521-5898 KIDSTUFF: D&D Club (ACC Library) Dungeons and Dragons game sessions for all experience levels. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ athens KIDSTUFF: Lego Club (Oconee County Library) Create Lego art and

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Georgia Museum of Art · 2 p.m. · FREE! Join Dale Couch, curator of decorative arts, for a tour of the museum’s newest exhibition, “Material Georgia 1733– 1900: Two Decades of Scholarship,” which celebrates the 20th anniversary of the Henry D. Green Center for the Study of Decorative Arts. Examining Georgia’s influence on early decorative arts, the show displays a range of furniture, silver, pottery, textiles, basketry and portraits and aims to contextualize these objects within the state’s complicated cultural history. Notable highlights include works by Lucius Jordan, Georgia’s earliest known native-born trained potter, as well as textiles woven by yeoman women farmers. “Material Georgia” will remain on view through Mar. 15. [Jessica Smith]

Classic Center · 7:30 p.m. · $22–44 Following the 1992 NPR broadcast of his essay “Santaland Diaries,” David Sedaris has experienced continued success as a leading American humorist, comedian, writer and public radio contributor. His Athens performance will include a selection of readings and recollections featuring his satirical and often self-deprecating brand of humor. Touring behind the release of his latest book, Calypso, Sedaris is also the author of the New York Times bestsellers Naked, Holidays on Ice, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, and When You Are Engulfed in Flames. Presented by GPB, Wednesday’s event also includes a Q&A session and book signing. [JS]

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enjoy Lego-based activities. Legos provided. Ages 0–11. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Tween DIY Crafts (Bogart Library) Make keychains, pins, magnets and jewelry. Ages 9–13 only. 3 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart

Wednesday 27 ART: Closing Reception (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) See paintings by Jeanne Golightly. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee.com ART: Grinch & Ornament PreThanksgiving Special (ARTini’s Art Lounge) Kick off the holidays by painting an adorable 18”x24” Grinch canvas. A basic shape will be sten-

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ciled for attendees. 7 p.m. $25. www. artinisartlounge.com EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) Vendors offer local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. This will be the last Wednesday market. 11 a.m.–2 p.m. FREE! www. athensfarmersmarket.net GAMES: Cornhole Tournament (Saucehouse Barbeque) Gather a team. 8 p.m. www.saucehouse.com GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) Dirty South Trivia offers house cash prizes. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 GAMES: Nerd Trivia (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Every Wednesday. Prizes and house cash. 8 p.m. FREE! www.grindhouseburgers.com

GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, 2440 W. Broad St.) Compete for prizes. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com GAMES: Trivia (Craft Public House) General trivia. Industry night. Cash house prizes. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www. craftathens.com GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Every Wednesday. 6 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/willysmexicanaathens KIDSTUFF: Bedtime Stories (ACC Library) Children of all ages are invited for bedtime stories every Wednesday. 7 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/athens KIDSTUFF: Kids’ Autumn Crafts (Bogart Library) Kids and caregivers are welcome to join Ms. Donna for k continued on next page

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EVENTS: Five Athens Thanksgiving Feast (Five Bar) A traditional, seated Thanksgiving meal will be prepared by the chefs of Five and served free of charge. Everyone is welcome. Vounteers are also needed to assist. 11 a.m.–4 p.m. FREE! (donations accepted). 706-543-5515 EVENTS: Give Thanks 8K (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) The annual Give Thanks race benefits local charities. 8 a.m. www. givethanks8k.com

available. 2 p.m. $5 (kids), $15. www.sweetolivefarm.org EVENTS: Record Store Day Signing (Low Yo Yo Stuff & Wuxtry Records) Members of Pylon sign copies of their newly reissued debut single from 1979. See Calendar Pick on p. 21. 11 a.m.–12 p.m. (Low Yo Yo), 1–2 p.m. (Wuxtry). FREE! www. recordstoreday.com EVENTS: Santa at Normal Books (Normal Books) Stop by for a snack and visit Santa and his helpers. 2–5 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ normalbooksathens FILM: Movies on Tap (Southern Brewing Company) Join the brewery for a movie every Friday night. 9 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ thesouthernbrewingcompany GAMES: 5th Annual Black Friday Board Game Marathon (The Rook and Pawn) Gather a team and play for 24 hours. Proceeds benefit the Athens Area Diaper Bank. Nov. 29–30, 9 a.m.–9 a.m. www.facebook.com/rookandpawn KIDSTUFF: Pagemasters (Oconee County Library) Discuss books and their movie adaptations. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Snap Circuits (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Enjoy electric wiring and circuitry at the library with snap circuits toys. Ages 8 and up. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/madison

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ART: Holiday Open House & Sale (Happy Valley Pottery, Watkinsville) An open house featuring pottery, glass, paintings, bath products, metalwork, jewelry and candles by participating artists. See demonstrations on Raku and glassblowing. After the sale, swing by Chappelle Gallery at 25 S. Main St. for even more handmade gifts. Nov. 29–Dec. 1, 9 a.m.–5 p.m. FREE! 706-7695922 ART: Winter Open House Reception Party (Bendzunas Glass) The family-run glassblowing studio’s annual open house includes demonstrations, a bonfire, and a gallery full of vases, cups, ornaments and paperweights. 5–9 p.m. FREE! 706-783-5869 CLASSES: Black Friday Free Yoga (M3Yoga) Register for a yoga class to re-center for the holidays. 10 a.m.–5 p.m. FREE! m3yoga.com EVENTS: Feed Leftovers to the Turkeys Day (Sweet Olive Farm) Bring leftovers as treats for the rescue animals. Terrapin beer and vegan grilled cheese sandwiches

ART: Bendzunas Glass Open House (Bendzunas Glass, Comer) The family-run glassblowing studio offers handmade glass items. Live demos until 3 p.m. Saturdays & Sundays through Dec. 22, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. FREE! www.bendzunasglass. com ART: Holiday Open House & Sale (Happy Valley Pottery, Watkinsville) See Friday listing for full description. Nov. 29–Dec. 1, 9 a.m.–5 p.m. FREE! 706-769-5922 EVENTS: Athens Scavenger Hunt: Classic City Culture & History (Athens City Hall) Lace-up your walking shoes and experience the Classic City like never before. Snap pics, race against the clock and put your navigation skills to the test as you wander at your own pace. All ages welcome. 6 a.m.–8 p.m. $11. www.letsroam.com EVENTS: Palm Readings (Indie South, 470 Hawthorne Ave.) Helene Saucedo of Handful of Stars will offer palm readings. Visit website to book time. 2–6 p.m. www.handfulofstars.as.me/indiesouth

cooking, crafts and fun. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Preschool Storytime (ACC Library) Attendees will share books, songs, puppets and rhymes. Ages 1.5–5. Tuesdays and Wednesdays, 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens KIDSTUFF: Step into Music (ACC Library) An afterschool music class with Mr. Evan. For children ages 5–7 and their caregiver. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) Stories, songs, movement, crafts and fun for preschool-aged children. 10 a.m. & 11 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950, www. athenslibrary.org/oconee

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GAMES: 5th Annual Black Friday Board Game Marathon (The Rook and Pawn) See Friday listing for full description. Nov. 29–30, 9 a.m.–9 a.m. www.facebook.com/ rookandpawn KIDSTUFF: Lego Club (ACC Library) Come out for Lego-based games and activities, bricks pro-

ART: Holiday Open House & Sale (Happy Valley Pottery, Watkinsville) See Friday listing for full description. Nov. 29–Dec. 1, 9 a.m.–5 p.m. FREE! 706-769-5922 EVENTS: Five Points Holiday Bash (Five Points Business District) Events include face painting at Donna Chang’s, ornament decorating

new guitar compositions. Composers include Brittany J. Green, Nebal Maysaud and Annie Leeth. 5:30–7 p.m. FREE! www.marginsguitarcollective.com EVENTS: We Are One Yoga & Meditation Fundraiser (Graduate Athens) Help others participate in self care while you rejuvenate,

Artwork by Jolene O’Brien is currently on view in the group exhibition “FUN” at the Gallery at Indigo. vided. For ages 6–11. 11 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens

Sunday 1 ART: Bendzunas Glass Open House (Bendzunas Glass) See Saturday listing for full description. Saturdays & Sundays through Dec. 22, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. FREE! www. bendzunasglass.com

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at Amelia’s 5 Points, children’s yard games at Appointments at Five, meeting Santa at The Expat, free pony rides at Bella Salon, holiday cookie decorating at LRG Provisions, and more. Carolers will roam the neighborhood. 1–5 p.m. FREE! 706202-9909, bellaat5@gmail.com EVENTS: Margins Guitar Collective Launch Event (ATHICA) The Margins Guitar Collective will hold its official launch concert featuring

realign and recenter your mind and body for the holiday season. Led by Chase White of M3Yoga. Proceeds benefit The ark. 2 p.m. $17, $10 (sponsored spot). www.athensark. org/yoga GAMES: Rockin’ Roll Bingo (Starland Pizzeria and Pub) Play to win. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-613-8773 GAMES: Trivia (Southern Brewing Company) General trivia hosted by Solo Entertainment. House prizes

and discounted tabs. 5-7 p.m. FREE! www.sobrewco.com LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author (Oconee County Library) Listen to a reading of Evil Eye and Other Stories by Harold Lawrence. 2:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee

Monday 2 ART: DIY Holiday Wreaths (Bogart Library) Sign up for a wreath-making workshop. All supplies provided. Adults only. 4 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/bogart CLASSES: Western Partner Dance Lessons (VFW) Linda and David lead Western partner dance lessons. Singles welcome. 6–8 p.m. $5. bgeddis@mindspring.com COMEDY: Gorgeous George’s Improv League (The Globe) Local improvisors invent scenes on the spot and compete for the coveted screaming chicken. Every Monday upstairs. 9 p.m. FREE! www.krakinjokes.com COMEDY: Improv Night (Live Wire Athens) See the student-led improv comedy troupe On the Spot. 7 p.m. $5. www.facebook.com/improvuga GAMES: Geeks Who Drink Trivia (Highwire Lounge) Test your general knowledge for prizes. 8–10 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com GAMES: Rock and Roll Trivia (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Get a team together and show off your extensive music knowledge. Hosted by Jonathan Thompson. 9 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/lkshuffleclub GAMES: Trivia (Craft Public House) Terrapin-sponsored trivia hosted by Shelton Sellers of Classic City Trivia. Win house cash and Terrapin prizes. 7 p.m. FREE! www.craftathens.com KIDSTUFF: A Visit with the Chief (Oconee County Library) Meet Watkinsville Police Chief Shannon Brock, ask questions and have fun. All ages welcome. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Homeschool Hangout (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Homeschool families are invited to join staff for an introduction to library resources geared toward homeschooling. There will also be a library scavenger hunt activity for children and teens. 2 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ madison KIDSTUFF: Monday Funday (Bogart Library) Songs, finger plays, wiggles and giggles for ages three and under. Caregivers will receive pointers for building literacy and language skills. 10 a.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Open Chess Play for Kids and Teens (ACC Library) Teen chess players of all skill levels

can play matches and learn from members of the local Chess and Community Players, who will be on hand to assist players and help build skill levels. For ages 7–18. Registration required. 4–5:30 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Preschool Pals (Bogart Library) Preschool-aged children will learn social and language skills through songs stories and crafts. Ages almost 3–almost 5. 11:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart SPORTS: Monday Night Football (VFW) Enjoy a beer and watch football on the four screens provided. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-543-5940

Tuesday 3 ART: UGA Ceramic Student Holiday Sale (Lamar Dodd School of Art, First Floor Lobby) The holiday sale will include small, handbuilt sculptures as well as functional pottery such as teapots, mugs and bowls made by ceramic students and faculty. Dec. 3–4, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. tsaupe@uga.edu

cookie design. Proceeds will support land conservation, provide affordable housing and various financial education classes. 4–7 p.m. 706613-0122, www.athenslandtrust.org GAMES: Happy Hour Trivia (The Rook and Pawn) See Tuesday listing for full description. 6 p.m. FREE! www.therookandpawn.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) See Tuesday listing for full description. 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/blindpigtavern GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) See Tuesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! www. locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia (Hi-Lo Lounge) See Tuesday listing for full description. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8561 GAMES: Trivia (Starland Pizzeria and Pub) Test your trivia knowledge. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-8773 GAMES: Trivia (The Office Sports Bar and Grill) Play to win. Every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-521-5898 KIDSTUFF: Full STEAM Ahead (Madison County Library, Danielsville) This month will explore the science of volcanos and enjoy a

ups from Athens and Atlanta. 9 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee.com EVENTS: David Sedaris (The Classic Center) A unique opportunity to see the best-selling humorist in an intimate setting. Sedaris will be offering a selection of all-new readings and recollections, as well as a Q&A session and book signing. See Calendar Pick on p. 21. 7:30 p.m. $24–44. www.classiccenter.com EVENTS: Holiday Book Sale (Georgia Museum of Art) See Tuesday listing for full description. Dec. 3–6, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org EVENTS: Son Safaris 10th Anniversary Celebration (Athens Church, 10 Huntington Rd.) Celebrate 10 years of a Creation Care group that helps to look after endangered species in South Africa. 6 p.m. FREE! www.sonsafaris.com/ celebration EVENTS: Willson Center Holiday Party (Willson Center for Humanities & Arts) Family and friends are invited, and crafts will be provided for the kids. All attendees are encouraged to bring a canned

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Hibbs Family Band plays Flicker Theatre and Bar on Friday, Nov. 29. ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Dale Couch, curator of decorative arts, will lead a special tour of the “Material Georgia 1733–1900: Two Decades of Scholarship” exhibition. See Calendar Pick on p. 21. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum. org EVENTS: Holiday Book Sale (Georgia Museum of Art) Shop for your loved ones at the museum’s annual holiday book and frame sale, featuring new and used publications in all genres. Dec. 3–6, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum. org EVENTS: Athens Uncovered (Nuçi’s Space) Come out for a silent auction and live performances from local bands like Dana Downs, Fishbug, Fester Hagood, Cicada Rhythm and more covering popular songs. 6 p.m. $10. www.thefoundryathens. com EVENTS: Holiday Swing Dance at the Garden (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Celebrate the holidays with a swing lesson from 7–8 p.m., then enjoy an evening of dancing to holiday music. No experience or partner required. 7–10 p.m. Donations accepted. www.athensswingnight.com EVENTS: Cookies for the Community (Athens Land Trust) Giving Tuesday seeks to refocus society on generosity for the remainder of the holiday season, and to celebrate, Athens Land Trust will provide cookies and all the supplies needed for your one-of-a kind

hands-on activity. Ages 5–10 with a caregiver. 4:30 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/madison KIDSTUFF: D&D Club (ACC Library) Dungeons and Dragons for all experience levels. 4 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/athens KIDSTUFF: Anime Club (Bogart Library) Meet other fans of anime and manga to discover books, art, shows, snacks and Japanese culture. Grades 6–12. 6 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/bogart LECTURES & LIT: Bogart Bookies Book Club (Bogart Library) Discuss The 13th Gift by Joanne Huist Smith. 1–2 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/bogart PERFORMANCE: Rak The Watt (40 Watt Club) Watch as bellydancers demonstrate their skills. 7:30 p.m. $8. www.40watt.com PERFORMANCE: Tuesday Tunes (Georgia Center for Continuing Education) A live series featuring new groups and fresh music each month. All musicians are students or TAs at the Hugh Hodgson School of Music. 5:30 p.m. FREE! hotel. uga.edu

Wednesday 4 ART: UGA Ceramic Student Holiday Sale (Lamar Dodd School of Art) See Tuesday listing for full description. Dec. 3–4, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. tsaupe@uga.edu COMEDY: Educated Mess (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) See stand-

or non-perishable food item as a donation to one of the local food banks. RSVP to attend. 5:30 p.m. wsmith78@uga.edu, 706-542-4304, www.willson.uga.edu GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) See Wednesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 GAMES: Nerd Trivia (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Every Wednesday. Prizes and house cash. 8 p.m. FREE! www.grindhouseburgers.com GAMES: Cornhole Tournament (Saucehouse Barbeque) Gather a team and compete. 8 p.m. www. saucehouse.com GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) See Wednesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com GAMES: Trivia (Craft Public House) See Wednesday listing for full description. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www. craftathens.com GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) See Wednesday listing for full description. 6 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/willysmexicanaathens KIDSTUFF: Wonderful Wednesday: What’s the Story? (Bogart Library) A program to engage school-aged children in storytelling. Ages 4 & up. 11:30 a.m.–12:30 p.m. & 4–5 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Mother Goose on the Loose (Bogart Library) This special storytime is designed to promote parental bonding and early learnk continued on next page

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THE CALENDAR! ing in babies ages 0–24 months. Registration required. 10–11 a.m. FREE! 770-725-9443 www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) Stories, songs, movement, crafts and fun for preschool-aged children. 10 a.m. & 11 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950, www. athenslibrary.org/oconee LECTURES & LIT: Anime Club (Oconee County Library) Meet with other fans of anime and manga to discover books, shows, movies, snacks, art and Japanese culture. Grades 6-12. 6-8 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/oconee LECTURES & LIT: Word of Mouth Open Poetry (The Globe) Open mic poetry readings. This month’s featured reader is Cleo Creech. 8–11 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ athenswordofmouth

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truck rock and roll” plays its annual Thanksgiving show. The Globe 8 p.m. FREE! 706-353-4721 THE HOT HOTTY-HOTS Mary Sigalas, Dan Horowitz, Steve Key and surprise guests play swingin’ tunes from the ’10s, ’20s and ’30s. Go Bar 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/go.bar.35 SOCIAL CIRCLE Local lo-fi experimental lounge singer that aims “to turn the support group into a party.” L’OR Laura St. Martin uses electronics and interpretive dance to explore the human condition and the collective unconscious. DAGMAR VORK Athens-based indiepop artist with a crisp, warm sound.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 10 p.m. $5. flickertheatreandbar.com HIBBS FAMILY BAND Folk/bluegrass quartet of family members led by Rob and Garrett Hibbs. JAMES AURELIO New roots-rock project led by Jim Wilson (Los Cantares, TaxiCab Verses). ERIC ZOCK Athens-based singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. Go Bar 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/go.bar.35 DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com THE SPLITZ BAND This band’s wide range encompasses Motown, funk,

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. $5. www.hendershotscoffee.com FISHBUG Up-and-coming local punk rock band. See story on p. 12. SWOWCE Local group playing a mix of experimental hip hop and noise music. Highwire Lounge 11 p.m. $2 (headphone). www.highwirelounge.com SILENT DISCO Dance the night away to two different channels of music. Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. www.facebook.com/ NowhereBarAthens SUNNY SOUTH BLUES BAND Athens-based band combining a blues and soul spirit with riffy rock and roll. B.B. PALMER Traditional honky tonk group from Auburn, AL.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! hendershotscoffee.com OPEN MIC Showcase your talent at this open mic night most Mondays. Hosted by Larry Forte. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/ NowhereBarAthens BLUES NIGHT WITH BIG C Nobody in Athens sings the blues like Big C. Expect lots of soulful riffs, covers and originals.

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Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/ NowhereBarAthens CEILING FAN Straightforward, melodic rock and roll from these longtime locals. TRYCOH Brawny, instrumental local rock band.

Wednesday 27 Blind Pig Tavern 7 p.m. FREE! 706-850-4919 (College Station Road location) LEAVING COUNTRIES Louis Phillip Pelot plays solo sets of country-rock and acoustic Southern soul. Boar’s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC A weekly open-mic jam hosted by Louis Phillip Pelot. All musicians welcome. Backline provided.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $25. www.georgiatheatre.com CHERUB Electropop duo that sounds like “the dance love-child of ’80s funk and pop music from the future.” DAILY BREAD Rhett Whatley creates genre-bending experimental hip hop and EDM. MODERN MEASURE Electronic duo from Atlanta. Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. $3. www.facebook.com/ NowhereBarAthens HUMAN RESOURCES Alternative pop-rock group from Charleston, SC. DREW BESKIN Local power-pop singer-songwriter known for fronting the bands Purses and The District Attorneys.

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Drag Sounds play Flicker Theatre and Bar on Saturday, Nov. 30. MYSTERY! Elusive local psych-noise project. Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT Enjoy an evening of original music, improv and standards.

Thursday 28 Go Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic Dr. Fred and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more. Every Thursday. VFW 6 p.m. $5. 706-354-6942 THROWBACK THURSDAY Dance to the hottest tunes of yesteryear.

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Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. $3–5. flickertheatreandbar.com DIS-TASTE-R Longtime local project led by multimedia artist Jon Lester. OCTA PA No info available.

Butcher & Vine 6:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ butcherandvine LEAVING COUNTRIES Louis Phillip Pelot plays solo sets of country-rock and acoustic Southern soul.

The Foundry 8:30 p.m. $10 (adv.), $15 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com THE NORMALTOWN FLYERS The long-running Athens-based band that labels its sound as “pickup

Creature Comforts Brewery 6 p.m. www.creaturecomfortsbeer.com THE LUCKY JONES Local threepiece playing rockin’ rhythm and blues.

Contact for Location 5:30 p.m. $15. www.sofarsounds.com SOFAR SOUNDS Apply for tickets online, and find out the location the day before. The artists are unknown until you arrive at the show.

Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT Enjoy an evening of original music, improv and standards.

The Foundry 8 p.m. $5 (adv.), $7 (door). www.thefoundryathens.com AD BLANCO New local rock band that sprouted out of Full Moon School of Music. See story on p. 12. CLARKE CENTRAL Local “power trio on a power trip, ready to tear down the fascists.” Go Bar 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/go.bar.35 EMILEIGH IRELAND Local folk-pop singer-songwriter with a strong, compelling vocal style. REV. SCOTT STRIPLING Local artist creating exploratory analog soundscapes. STELLA ZINE Punk-inspired local Southern Riot Grrrl architect. AS DUSK FADES Local acoustic group that sounds like “Renaissance doing Duran Duran covers.” LOOPER NOVA Jammy, guitar-oriented local project led by musicians C-Loop and Razzi King.

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disco and both old-school and contemporary R&B. VFW 8 p.m. $10. 706-543-5940 RAMBLIN’ COUNTRY BAND Georgia-based traditional country band.

Saturday 30 Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18–20). www. caledonialounge.com INVASIONS A night of performers from Knoxville, TN, including Sweet T, Tony With a T, Vivian Valentine and Oliver Clozeoff, plus special guests Reptilian Anderson and Channing Taint. Hosted by Alex Suarez with sounds from DJ Quincy. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com DRAG SOUNDS Greensboro, NC-based rock and roll band. Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $12 (adv.), $15 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com COSMIC CHARLIE Athens-based Grateful Dead cover band that adds their own flair to the classics. Tonight is a special “Dark Side of the Dead” show, featuring the music of Pink Floyd. See Calendar Pick on p. 21.

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Terrapin Beer Co. 5 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com HALEM ALBRIGHT A blend of unique songwriting and electrifying guitar work.

Sunday 1 Cali ’N’ Tito’s Eastside 6 p.m. FREE! 706-355-7087 THE LUCKY JONES Local band playing old-school rockin’ rhythm and blues. Terrapin Beer Co. 3 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com JIM COOK Local solo performer playing acoustic blues, classic rock and Americana.

Monday 2 Go Bar 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/go.bar.35 RICHARD GUMBY “Top 40 bedroom demos” played by various lineups and led by Scott Crossman. BETTER LIVING New local dance-centric dark electro group. QUEERDOE Experimental project led by musician Kathy Higgs.

Space. Featuring Dana Downs, Fishbug, Fester Hagood, The Getaway Company, Timi Conley and Wonderland Rangers, Cicada Rhythm, Five Eight and more. Georgia Theatre 7:30 p.m. $10. www.georgiatheatre. com ANDREW BLOOMS Athens singer-songwriter Andrew Huang performs a set of uplifting folk-pop. Album release show! See story on p. 13. ELIJAH JOHNSTON Local indie-folk singer-songwriter. CLOUDLAND Young alt-rock band from Athens. Go Bar 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/go.bar.35 JAMES AURELIO New roots-rock project led by Jim Wilson (Los Cantares, TaxiCab Verses).

Wednesday 4 Boar’s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC A weekly open-mic jam hosted by Louis Phillip Pelot.

12/5 LAURA STEVENSON / ADULT MOM (Caledonia Lounge) 12/5 THE HEAVY PETS / ROOSEVELT COLLIER BAND (40 Watt Club) 12/5 JANET & THE BLUE DOGS (The Foundry) 12/5 HIT LIZARD (Nowhere Bar) 12/6 TELEMARKET / HOYAS / NUCLEAR TOURISM / NINA GARBUS (Caledonia Lounge) 12/6 TEMPEST / SAUL G. SEIBERT / SAILORS & SHIPS (Flicker Theatre & Bar) 12/6 DEATH ANGEL / EXMORTUS / HELLFIRE (40 Watt Club) 12/6 THE GRAINS OF SAND (The Foundry) 12/6 BETSY FRANCK / ADMIRAL RADIO (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) 12/6 CASUAL CADENZA (Nowhere Bar) 12/7 FREEHOLD / JET PHASE (Caledonia Lounge) 12/7 THE HERNIES / DAY & DREAM / HI-RISE (Flicker Theatre & Bar) 12/7 MONSOON / LIVE WELL / OZELLO (The Foundry) 12/8 JOSEPH ALLRED / FRANK HURRICANE / MADELINE POLITES / THE GARDEN PORTAL POND BAND (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) 12/8 WINTER ROCKCITAL (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) 12/9 SASHA AND THE VALENTINES / DAGMAR VORK / ALLCAPS (Caledonia Lounge) 12/10 WALTZ / BIRTH ORDER / WEAPONIZED FLESH / MR. SQUIGGLES (Caledonia Lounge) 12/10 JAY GONZALEZ / SPENCER THOMAS / JUSTIN PETER KINKEL-SCHUSTER (Flicker Theatre & Bar) 12/11 WANDERWILD / WIEUCA / HEFFNER (Caledonia Lounge) 12/11 THE HOT HOTTY-HOTS (The Globe) 12/11 THE GOOD GRIEF TRIO / CHECK THE SIGNS (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar)

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Art AAAC GRANTS (Athens, GA) The Athens Area Arts Council is seeking applicants for its quarterly $500 grants. All local artists, arts organizations or arts-based projects are welcome to apply. The next deadline is Dec. 15. info@athensarts.org, www.athensarts.org ACAC SEEKS NEW MEMBERS (Athens, GA) The Athens Cultural Affairs Commission is seeking qualified candidates to fill three-year volunteer positions. The ACAC meets on the second Monday of each month at 6 p.m. Must be an ACC resident and have demonstrated interest in the arts. Deadline Nov. 30, 11:59 p.m. Interviews in early April. www.athensculturalaffairs.org ART CLASSES (Lyndon House Arts Center) Now registering for winter classes. Subjects include wheel thrown pottery (Thursdays, Jan. 9–Feb. 20, 6:30–8:30 p.m.), mosaic art (Tuesdays, Jan. 7–Feb. 11, 6:30–8:30 p.m.) and more. Visit website for class descriptions and dates. 706-613-3623, www.accgov. com/leisure DECK THE WALLS (Lyndon House Arts Center) The Visual Arts Guild

of Athens is seeking local art and crafts for the annual Deck the Walls market that runs Nov. 30–Dec. 28. Contact to sell your items. Contact either email address to sell your items. dgperry77@gmail.com, brooks_celia@yahoo.com 45TH ANNUAL JURIED EXHIBITION (Lyndon House Arts Center) The annual show will be juried by Larry Ossei-Mensah of the Museum of Contemporary Art Detroit. Drop off entry forms and up to three works on Jan. 23–24. 706613-3623, www.athensclarkecounty. com/lyndonhouse OPEN STUDIO MEMBERSHIP (Lyndon House Arts Center) Local artists can access studio facilities through a new open studio monthly membership program. Studios include ceramics, jewelry, painting, fiber, printmaking, photography and woodshop/sculpture studios. Up to 32 hours per week. $65/month or $175/three months. 706-613-3623, www.athensclarkecounty.com/leisure VINTAGE LIGHTED CHRISTMAS TREE WORKSHOP (ARTini’s Art Lounge) Paint your own vintage lighted Christmas tree. Workshops held on Nov. 30, 4–6 p.m. (Register by Nov. 25); Dec. 7, 4–6 p.m. (Register by Dec. 2); or Dec. 18,

art around town AMICI (233 E. Clayton St.) Matt Bahr is a local Emmy-nominated artist and designer. ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) New paintings by Mary Porter, Greg Benson, Chatham Murray, Candle Brumby, Lana Mitchell and more. ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (17 N. Main St., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass. ATHENS ACADEMY (1281 Spartan Lane) On view in the Harrison Center Children’s Instructional Gallery, a retrospective of Jacob Wenzka’s work from three books co-created with Bart King share original art, prints and paintings. ATHENS INSTITUTE FOR CONTEMPORARY ART (ATHICA) (675 Pulaski St.) Curated by Arlette Hernandez, “Losing Control: Guns, Government, and Group-Think” presents works by Victor Ali, Natalie Baxter, Jessica Caldas, Deja Echols, Hector Rene Membreno-Canales and more. Through Dec. 8. ATHENS LATINO CENTER FOR EDUCATION AND SERVICES (445 Huntington Rd., #120) See 20 paintings by Stanley Bermudez. BENDZUNAS GLASS (89 W. South Ave., Comer) The family-run studio has been creating fine art glass for almost 40 years. CINÉ (234 W. Hancock Ave.) Paintings by Chasity Williams. CIRCLE GALLERY (UGA College of Environment and Design, 285 S. Jackson St.) “Snapshots: 50 Years at the College of Environment and Design” celebrates the school’s 50th anniversary with a timeline, wall of curiosities in the tradition of wonder rooms, and a rotating exhibit. CITY OF WATKINSVILLE (Downtown Watkinsville) “Public Art Watkinsville: A Pop-up Sculpture Exhibit” consists of sculptures placed in prominent locations around downtown. Artists include Benjamin Lock, William Massey, Stan Mullins, Robert Clements, Harold Rittenberry and Joni Younkins-Herzog. • “Artscape Oconee: The Monuments of Artland” features a total of 20 paintings on panels installed around town. Artists include Claire Clements, Peter Loose, Andy Cherewick, Lisa Freeman, Manda McKay and others. CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) “Good Vibrations” features photographs of cruise life by Brittainy Lauback, drawings of beaches by Warren Slater that are influenced by Aboriginal mark-making, and vivid abstractions by Hannah Betzel. • “Building Facades” is a solo exhibition by Mike Landers that features sophisticated, symmetrical and minimally composed photographs from downtown Athens in the late 1990s and early 2000s. FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) Artwork by David Card. GALLERY AT INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “FUN” features works by Neil Hancock, Marla Star, Jolene O’Brien, Kim Truesdale, Katherine Miele, Hannah Betzel and Brittainy Lauback. GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “Before the War: Photographs

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Auditions BRIGHT STAR (On Stage Walton) On Stage Walton hosts auditions Bright Star. Be prepared to sing 60–90 seconds of your choice. See website for instructions. Auditions Dec. 11, 6:30–8:30 p.m. and Dec. 14, 1:30–3:30 p.m. Performances Feb. 21–22, 28–29 & Mar. 1, 6–8. www. onstagewalton.org HANK WILLIAMS: LOST HIGHWAY (Elberton Arts Center, Elberton) Encore Productions will host auditions for the first show of their 2020 season: Hank Williams: Lost Highway. The directors are looking to cast a group of seven men, three women and a country music band. Anyone planning to audition should be prepared to read excerpts from the script, sing a prepared piece and be available most evenings from late December to mid-March. Those interested in being a part of the show band may also drop in and speak with the directors. Performances will be held Mar. 13–15 and Mar. 20–22 in the Elbert Theatre. Auditions held

“Patty” by Natalie Baxter is on view in “Losing Control: Guns, Government, and Group-Think” at the Athens Institute for Contemporary Art through Sunday, Dec. 8. Dec. 2–3, 6–8 p.m. 706-283-1049, www.elberttheatre.org OLIVER TWIST (On Stage Walton) For ages 8–18. Be prepared to read from the script. Auditions on Dec. 7, 1–3 p.m. and Dec. 9, 7–8:30 p.m. Rehearsals begin Dec. 11. Performances Jan. 23–26. www. onstagewalton.org

Classes ART CLASSES (KA Artist Shop) “Brush Lettering with Kristen Ashley,” Dec. 10, 6:30–8:30 p.m. $40. “Modern Dip Pen Calligraphy with Kristen Ashley,” Dec. 3, 6:30– 8:30 p.m. $35. “Silk Painting with René Shoemaker,” Dec. 7–8 or Feb. 8–9, 1–4 p.m. $120. “Calligraphy Club: Monthly Skillshare” is held every first Thursday, 5:30–7 p.m. FREE! www.kaartist.com BEGINNER BALLROOM BOOTCAMP (Dancefx) Get comfortable with the basics of three styles in time for the holidays. Dec. 17 (waltz), Dec. 18 (foxtrot) and Dec. 19 (swing), 6–7 p.m. $10/class or $25/full course. www.dancefx.org

of Syria by Peter Aaron.” Through Dec. 1. • “Mary Lee Bendolph: Quilted Memories” features 17 works spanning four decades by the Gee’s Bend, AL, artist and freedom-fighter. Through Dec. 29. • “Storytelling in Renaissance Maiolica” offers a selection of tin-glazed earthenware produced in the duchy of Urbino, Italy, in the 16th Century. Through Jan. 5. • In the sculpture garden, Rachel Whiteread presents five cast-stone sculptures that reinterpret her earlier resin castings of the space beneath chairs. Through Mar. 7. • “Material Georgia 1733-1900: Two Decades of Scholarship” celebrates the 20-year anniversary of the museum’s Henry D. Green Center for the Study of the Decorative Arts. Works include furniture, silver, pottery, textiles, basketry and portraits. Through Mar. 15. • “Drama and Devotion in Baroque Rome” celebrates Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio’s influence. Through May 31. GLASSCUBE@INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “Supple Moments, Dark Corners” is a site-specific installation by Eli Saragoussi that is accompanied by a soundscape by Max Boyd called “Jungle Drone.” Through April. HEIRLOOM CAFE & FRESH MARKET (815 N. Chase St.) John Ahee creates vibrantly colorful portraits. Jan. 6. HENDERSHOT’S COFFEE (237 Prince Ave.) Oil paintings by Jeanne Whatley. HIP VINTAGE AND HANDMADE (215 Commerce Blvd.) Leslie Litt shares a collection of colorful enamel works. Through November. • Keith Bennett presents “Altered Images,” a display of layered photo graphics.. HOWARD’S (119 N. Jackson St) “Meanwhile…” includes paintings and works on paper by New York-based artist Greg Bogin, who plays with minimalism, pop art, bike racing aesthetics and graphic design. Through Dec. 15. JUST PHO…AND MORE (1063 Baxter St.) “No Way! Nineties” features colorful digital paintings by Xavier Watson. LAMAR DODD SCHOOL OF ART (270 River Rd.) “Assembly” celebrates the work of BFA students graduating this semester. LOWERY GALLERY (2400 Booger Hill Rd., Danielsville) The gallery celebrates “24 Years of Art” with Giclee prints, originals, photographs and sculptures by over 24 artists including Claire Clements, Ben Rouse, Peter Loose, Kip Ramey and more. LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) In the Lounge Gallery, Nathaniel Burkins shares a collection of candid photographs. Through Nov. 30. • Collections from our Community presents a collection of unique flyswatters from Tad Gloeckler. Through Jan. 7. • The biennial Clarke County School District Student Art Exhibition, “WILD,” presents artwork inspired by the new children’s garden at the State Botanical Garden of Georgia. MADISON COUNTY LIBRARY (1315 Highway 98 W., Danielsville) “The Georgia Artists with DisAbilities Exhibit” showcases the talents of many artists living with disabilities. Through Dec. 2. MADISON-MORGAN CULTURAL CENTER (434 S. Main St., Madison) The Atlanta Photography Group’s juried exhibition, “People, Places, Things,” presents photographs by 35 different artists. Through Jan. 18. MAMA’S BOY AT THE FALLS (8851 Macon Hwy.) Collages and paintings from Lorraine Thompson’s series, “The Nest, The Angel, and The Muse.”

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CLASSES (Winterville Center for Community and Culture) “Gentle Nia,” Mondays at 1 p.m. “Oil Painting,” Mondays at 1:30 p.m. “Drawing,” Mondays at 6 p.m. “Community Coffeehouse,” Tuesdays from 9 a.m.–3 p.m. “Coffee with a Veteran,” Tuedays at 9 a.m. “Threadwork Crafting Club,” Tuesdays at 9 a.m. “SilverSneakers Stretch,” Wednesdays at 10 a.m. “SilverSneakers Yoga,” Wednedsays at 11 a.m. “Acrylic Painting,” Wednesdays at 1:30 p.m. “Aikido,” Wednesdays at 2 p.m. “Zumba,” Wednesdays at 6 p.m. “Belly Dance,” Wednesdays at 7 p.m. “Mah Jongg,” Thursdays at 1 p.m. 706-742-0823, www.wintervillecenter.com COMEDY CLASS: INTRO TO IMPROV (Nimbl) This is a fun, low-stakes weekly workshop introducing the basic concepts of improv comedy. No experience necessary. Participants learn improv fundamentals and play introductory games. Tuesdays through Dec. 17, 7–9 p.m. Donation based. 770-833-7969, www.krakinjokes.com/classes DANCE GROUP CLASSES (Ballroom Arts Dance Studio, Watkinsville)

Smooth Ballroom Dance Group Class covers the Waltz, Foxtrot, Tago, Viennese Waltz and Quickstep. Mondays, 7 p.m. $15/drop-in. Latin/ Rhythm Ballroom Dance Group focuses on the fundamentals of Rumba, Cha Cha, East Coast Swing, Bolero and Mambo. Mondays, 7:45 p.m. $15/drop-in. www.ballroomarts.com TAI CHI (Healing Arts Centre) Tai Chi yang style, the 108. Thursdays, 7:15–8:30 p.m. panlexcie@hotmail. com, www.healingartscentre.net YOGA CLASSES AT 5 POINTS (5 Points Yoga) A free class will be held on Thanksgiving Dy at 9 a.m. Classes include Slow Flow, Iyengar, Restorative, Yin, Power, Hot Yoga and beginners classes. www.athens fivepointsyoga.com

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NORMAL BOOKS (1238A Prince Ave.) A variety of art on display, including paintings by Mary Eaton, GCH Pet Portraits, metal art by Julia Vereen, ceramics by Shannon Dominy, sculpture by Doug Makemson and handwoven rugs by Bonnie Montgomery. OCONEE CULTURAL ARTS FOUNDATION (34 School St., Watkinsville) “David and Goliath” features works of non-traditional sizes: 14”x14” and smaller or 48”x48” and larger. ODUM SCHOOL OF ECOLOGY (140 E. Green St.) “Creatures of the Night” features a collection of bats from the Georgia Museum of Natural History and sheds light on how vital bats are to ecosystems. Through Dec. 20. THE PINE & THE ROOT (1235 S. Milledge Ave.) Artwork by Emmi Walker. PINEWOODS PUBLIC LIBRARY (1265 Hwy. 29 N. #12) See paintings by Stanley Bermudez as well as a community mural. RICHARD B. RUSSELL BUILDING SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARIES (300 S. Hull St.) “The New South and New Slavery: Convict Labor in Georgia.” Through Dec. 13. • “Beautiful and Brutal: Georgia Bulldogs Football, 2017” is a display of photographs, uniforms and other artifacts from the UGA Athletic Association Archives and on loan from the UGA Athletic Department. Through Feb. 28. STATE BOTANICAL GARDEN OF GEORGIA (2450 S. Milledge Ave.) “Growing Through Art” is the final exhibition of the Athens Art Association’s centennial celebration. The show includes botanicals, insects, gardens, stilllife and more. Through Dec. 22. • “Portals: At the Intersection of Landscape and Self” presents kaleidoscopic photographs of nature by Beth Thompson. The images appear in the artist’s book and deck of cards by the same name. Through Dec. 1. STEEL + PLANK (675 Pulaski St., Suite 200) Kathy Kitz creates abstract watercolors. For the holidays, hand-painted ornaments by Ink + Indigo, Meredith Mejerle and Studio CRL are available. SURGERY CENTER OF ATHENS (2142 W. Broad St., Building 100, Suite 100) Athens Art Association members Karl and Harold Enter, Anna Desio and Leslie Moody celebrate the organizations 100th anniversary. TIF SIGFRIDS (119 N. Jackson St.) Marten Elder presents “Polychromatic Adaptations,” a new take on digital photography. Through Dec. 7. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST FELLOWSHIP OF ATHENS (780 Timothy Rd.) “Eat Your Vegetables” is an exhibit celebrating sustainable plant-based agriculture through works by local artists. Through November. VERONICA’S SWEET SPOT (149 Oneta St., #6C6) See work by local and regional artists, craftsmen, potters and sculptors. VIVA ARGENTINE (247 Prince Ave.) Brad Morgan, the drummer of the DriveBy Truckers, creates abstract paintings. WINTERVILLE CENTER FOR COMMUNITY AND CULTURE (371 N. Church St., Winterville) View work by multiple new artists for fall. THE WORLD FAMOUS (351 N. Hull St.) Permanent artists include RA Miller, Chris Hubbard, Travis Craig, Michelle Fontaine, Dan Smith, Greg Stone and more.

ART CLASSES (KA Artist Shop) “Art Club for Teens” (Fridays, 6:30 p.m.) and “Art Club Junior” (Fridays, 4:30 p.m.) cover subjects like drawing surreal art, plaster cloth sculptures and more. Check website for details and to register. $15. www.kaartist. com TEEN CARTOON ILLUSTRATORS CLUB (Lyndon House Arts Center) Robert Brown offers lessons and drawing techniques to teens who like to draw anime and cartoons of all kinds. Meetings end with pizza. For ages 11–18. Meets most Thursdays, 5:30–7:30 p.m. $5/session. www. accgov.com/leisure TEEN SEWING AND FASHION CLUB (Lyndon House Arts Center) Teens can focus on sewing projects with the guidance of a professional. Tuesdays, 5:30–7:30 p.m. $5 per week. 706-613-3623

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9:30 a.m.–12 p.m. Meet at City Hall. www.brainaidfest.org CASA SPRING 2020 TRAINING (YMCA) Athens Oconee Court Appointed Special Advocates (CASA) will host an orientation Jan. 7 at 10:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. CASA training begins Jan. 23 and ends Feb. 27. Meetings are held Thursdays, 10 a.m.–1:30 p.m. and 5:30–9 p.m. arden@athensoconee casa.org, athensoconeecasa.org

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Wizard Oil DRINK UP! IT WILL CURE YOUR POLITICAL PAIN By Pete McCommons pete@flagpole.com The impeachment hearings showed again President Trump’s uncanny ability to obfuscate and divert. After all that testimony by all those righteous, dedicated, no-nonsense public servants, how can Trump not be trapped? After the fumbling, futile defense by Nunes and Jordan and the other Republicans, how could anybody not see what’s going on?

and witnesses. The nation debates whether extorting an ally for personal political gain is an impeachable offense. So far, impeachment is about Trump’s quid pro quo—his godfather-like muscling of a client state. So far, there is no chance whatsoever that he’ll be convicted for being himself. But think of the medicine show. There’s something unsaid behind all this.

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But wait: What’s a hyperlocal pundit Remember that Trump has arranged this doing wasting paper on matters covered wagon, and he’s out front controlling the by every national news outlet? Well, for a spiel, diverting our attention from what’s lot of us, these hearings are local. We were behind the curtain, where his enablers are spellbound and consumed by the drama, pouring the swamp water into the bottles enthralled by the professionals who dared and affixing the labels. speak truth to power. It’s all we could think Here’s the cool part. Here’s where you’ve about, talk about, proving that all politics got to admire President Trump and admit is local. his ability to fool us. He has, as usual, made Even if you didn’t watch, didn’t care, the show all about him, and whether he you know the plot: The president held up extorted an ally for his own personal politcongressionally authorized military aid ical gain. Your assessment of his actions to Ukraine and a meeting coveted by that depends on how much you like Wizard Oil. country’s new president until that official He has us arguing over why he did what would announce a corruption investigation he did, keeping us from realizing what he aimed at one of our actually did. President president’s political Trump delayed conThere’s something opponents. gressionally approved unsaid behind all this. military aid to an ally Read the transcript. If you’re a Democrat, in wartime and put off you’ll clearly hear the extortion. If you’re indefinitely the official meeting that would a Republican, the call is perfect. Recall legitimize our ally’s new government. For the hearings. Democrats heard heroes. whatever reasons, he has undermined Republicans saw traitors in military uniUkraine while that country is fighting a war form and business attire. against Russia after already having a chunk Were the hearings a hoax, a trick played of its prime territory ripped out by Russia. on Democrats? President Trump’s method Nobody knows what it is with Trump and of operating is very much akin to the old Putin, but Trump has obviously and pubmedicine shows, where the slickster sells licly chosen him over our own intelligence “Wizard Oil” to the farmers and townspeoservices and our allies in NATO and Syria, ple gathered around the wagon, eagerly so it’s nothing for Trump to undercut buying the worthless elixirs. The success of Ukraine to benefit Putin. And it’s nothing the scheme depends on the salesman’s abilto Putin if his capo adds a little vigorish of ity to convince his listeners that the bottled his own as a side deal. swamp water cures their pain, and they So, you’ve got to admire President need to believe that it will. In those transac- Trump’s medicine show, and his ability to tions, a lot remains unsaid. divert attention from what looks a lot like So it is with Trump and the impeachtreason. He sells us the Wizard Oil and then ment hearings. Chairman Schiff labors to he rides off down the road to the next rally, bottle up the president because he withheld betting we won’t remember what Speaker aid to an ally in wartime. Trump fights and Pelosi told him to his face: “With you, all postures and blocks the relevant documents roads lead to Putin.” f

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