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Frances Berry Joins the BOE PLUS, FIND OUT WHAT THE COMMISSION’S UP TO AND MORE LOCAL NEWS By Blake Aued, John Huie and Rebecca McCarthy news@flagpole.com The Clarke County Board of Education voted 6–2 Thursday night for Frances Berry, a well-known volunteer in progressive circles, to fill the District 2 seat recently vacated by Vernon Payne. The vote followed a plea from BOE member Linda Davis to choose a black person for the position—namely, former AthensClarke County Commissioner Harry Sims— since the school district is majority black. Only a black person, she said, can understand what it’s like to live as a black person. “It’s one thing to have theories and another to live like that,” she said. Board member Greg Davis said he was voting for Berry because she wouldn’t be satisfied with the status quo, which he said was failing the district’s students by not offering them the skills needed to get good jobs. Three young women joined the school board last year, he said, referring to Kara Dyckman, LaKeisha Gantt and Tawana Mattox, and he wanted to add a fourth. Berry’s training as a counselor, and as a teacher of counselors, should serve students well, Greg Davis said. Another board member, John Knox, said he was impressed with Berry’s “skill sets” and the strong support she received in more than 30 public comments. Mattox said she has worked with Berry and knows Berry is committed to “eradicating poverty.” Gantt said that while representation is important—that is, making sure children see professional people who look like them— she wanted to put children’s needs first, and that meant voting for Berry. Gantt and Mattox, like Linda Davis, are African American. Linda Davis, though, said the board needed someone who understands and who can work with the county government—as Sims has done—adding that the board already has too many members with PhDs, including Knox, Mattox, Gantt and Dyckman. One can serve on the board with only a high-school diploma. Before the vote, Sims, Berry and the third applicant, Mary Bagby, all spoke to the board. As a lifelong educator—he’s a retired Clarke County elementary school teacher—Sims said he wanted the best for all 14,000 students in the school district. Having spent 27 years on the commission before losing the mayoral race last year to Kelly Girtz, he said he knows how to be a team member. He planned to “listen to the community and act.” Bagby told the board she recognizes the problems people have, and, “You need somebody to advocate for the parents and the children.” Berry said her focus is to create equity in Athens. She wants to help recruit and retain teachers and close the achievement gap between white and black students. “All children want to achieve,” said Berry, who has in her volunteer work advocated for social justice. She also said the school system isn’t broken. Before the vote, there was some confusion about how the winner would be chosen. Board members voted for their top two candidates, threw out that vote, and then

nominated Berry and Sims from the floor. No one nominated Bagby. Every board member but Charles Worthy and Linda Davis voted for Berry. Berry is currently a photographer and business manager for the Southern Historical Association. She also serves as secretary of the Federation of Neighborhoods and is a past president of that organization, and is on the board of the Chicopee-Dudley Neighborhood Association. In addition, she managed Commissioner Patrick Davenport’s campaign last year and serves on the ACC Democratic Committee.

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When a school board member resigns after a regularly scheduled election, district policy is for the board to appoint a replacement from a group of applicants, rather than hold a special election. Payne resigned in December after missing nine months’ worth of meetings with health problems. His term, now Berry’s, runs through the end of 2020. [Rebecca McCarthy]

Scooter Regs Are Coming As Athens-Clarke County officials work on local regulations for electric scooters like the Birds that briefly dotted the downtown and campus landscape last fall, state legislators plan to introduce their own bill, according to ACC assistant attorney Sherrie Hines. The bill, crafted by the Georgia Municipal Association, will “create a floor of basic rules for e-scooters,” allowing local governments to impose additional restrictions, Hines told the ACC Commission’s Legislative Review Committee last week. ACC attorneys had determined that e-scooters were considered mopeds under current state and local law—meaning it’s illegal to ride or park them on the sidewalk—but the bill will create a separate category. Faced with problems like users illegally riding without helmets, riding on the

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short stretches of sidewalk to close gaps sidewalk and leaving the dockless scootalong Southview Drive and Baxter Street. A ers everywhere, the commission voted in December to ban e-scooters for a year while third gap project, along Chase Street, cannot be built unless property can be acquired local regulations are written. That process from the adjacent landowner, Richard has just started. “There are a lot of quesHathaway. “[Transportation and Public tions about what it would look like, and Works] staff has offered fair compensation, a lot of examples” of laws in other cities, and the property owner’s counteroffers Hines said. have continually risen during negotiations,” The various new modes of transportaa staff report said. Commissioners can use tion that have been introduced in recent eminent domain to force a property owner years should be differentiated based on to sell for such a public purpose, but are speed, said Commissioner Russell Edwards. loath to do so. While mopeds and Also on agenda sit-down scooters are Fifteen to 20 mph on the for the Mar. 5 votcapable of reaching 35 miles per hour, street seems like nothing, ing meeting: cops at local schools. most bikes with elecbut it’s pretty doggone fast If approved, the tric assist top out at Clarke County School 20 mph, and e-scootif you’re walking down a trail District will continue ers (which resemble with a child. to reimburse the children’s toys) can county government, only go up to 15 mph. But where people are riding is as import- which has long supplied local police as “school resource officers.” Two citizens who ant as how fast they’re going, Leisure Services Administrator Kent Kilpatrick said. spoke at the Feb. 19 agenda-setting meeting asked whether having police officers “Fifteen to 20 [mph] on the street at schools could get students enmeshed in seems like nothing, but it’s pretty the criminal justice system as a result of doggone fast if you’re walking minor infractions, and asked for more data down a trail with a child,” he said. on their activities. Commissioner Jerry Motorized vehicles are prohibNeSmith agreed he’d like to know how ited on city trails, but Kilpatrick many arrests are made and what for. A work said people often left Birds on the session on ACC’s criminal justice system is greenway anyway. Once the North planned for Mar. 20. Oconee River Greenway connects But officers are “a very critical part of to UGA’s East Campus this fall the school community,” Commissioner and Firefly Trail is extended out Allison Wright said. “They get to know the to Winterville, he said he expects students,” and just the presence of a police the problem to get worse. Leisure car deters problems—the day a student Services doesn’t regularly patrol was assaulted by a visitor was the day the trails, and police don’t have the resource officer was out sick. Mayor Girtz, time or manpower to do it, so a longtime teacher, principal and school “we may have to be a little more flexible” in allowing e-scooters and administrator, agreed that “there really is a lot of informal and supportive interaction e-bikes on trails,” he said. The LRC also discussed revising in the hallways between officers and students. You really do see officers taking on a a county policy requiring local mentoring role.” government buildings to be built Could preference be given to minority to the environmentally friendly contractors in building greenways or other LEED standard. LEED certifiprojects? Commissioner Ovita Thornton cation costs four or five figures, raised the question last week. Girtz said which the county could avoid he would look into how such programs are paying by creating its own standards, ACC set up elsewhere, and noted that Envision Sustainability Officer Andrew Saunders Athens is working to enable more local consaid. On the other hand, applying local tractors to participate in such projects. standards would put more of a burden on And commissioners will decide in March local staff, he said. whether to accept the recommendation of While it didn’t make a final decision, the the Athens Cultural Affairs Commission, committee seemed to be leaning toward a government-sponsored citizens group, keeping LEED. “It seems like the gold standard for sustainable development, and it’s a for public art by Austin, TX artist Eric Leshinsky when the Clayton Street infrapoint of pride,” Edwards said. [Blake Aued] structure is rebuilt (see p. 6). Leshinsky proposed “a simple thread of powder-coated galvanized metal pipe that bends in multiple ways, stops and starts, and creates functional shapes as it moves along the ACC’s dormant Community Tree Council sidewalk.” And a mural selected by the is being “reconstituted” and seven new ACAC will soon be painted on the east side members are sought. The group sponsors of the Morton Theatre’s annex, showing local tree plantings and advises citizens on musicians who played there in the buildmatters arboreal (and agonizes when people ing’s heyday. cut back their crepe myrtles). The council “These large commissions are not going can also make policy recommendations to to local artists,” Link complained. “I’m hearcounty commissioners. ACC has never had ing a lot of negative feedback from the local a strong tree ordinance; one was proposed arts community.” Should local artists get back when voters were asked to combine preference? Or should out-of-town artists the city and county governments, but was be required to work with a local apprendropped as too controversial. After unificatice? Further discussion with the ACAC is tion passed in 1990, it was never taken up planned. again. Finally, plastic shopping bags are Continuing a commitment to building “the No. 1 problem” blocking ACC’s storm new sidewalks where they are needed, drains, Edwards said, as commissioners commissioners are prepared to approve two prepared to approve a long-planned expan-

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sion of the Lexington Road landfill. “We don’t like spending money on [the] landfill,” NeSmith said. “We don’t like filling landfills up, so let’s all be very aware of the opportunity to recycle.” Too much styrofoam is going to the landfill, he said; it can be recycled instead at the CHaRM (Center for Hard to Recycle Materials) on College Avenue. “And let’s not forget disposable wipes. They’re not flushable… They cause big problems and cost us a lot of money” when flushed down toilets. Girtz added he will appoint a committee in spring to “carve a path for us for elimination of the plastic bags and polystyrene containers.” [John Huie]

Irami Update A month after a conservative activist used a University of Georgia teaching assistant and PhD student’s social media comments on race to stir up a hornet’s nest online, Irami Osei-Frimpong may still be in danger of being fired or expelled. Osei-Frimpong’s provocative social media presence caught the attention of Campus Reform, a right-wing website. Specifically, it seized on the sentence, “Some white people may have to die for black communities to be made whole in this struggle to advance freedom.” Although intended as a statement of historical fact, some interpreted this as a threat—perhaps even willfully misunderstanding his meaning. The author of the Campus Reform article, recent UGA graduate Andrew Lawrence, confronted Osei-Frimpong at a Young Democrats meeting in September. Four months later, he circulated the video online, along with a petition asking alumni to stop donating to the university unless Osei-Frimpong is fired. At that point, UGA changed its tune to say it is “vigorously exploring all legal options” with the state attorney general’s office. Local elected officials Gantt, Mattox and Mariah Parker, as well as Athens for Everyone, the United Campus Workers union, many faculty and other community members have taken up for Osei-Frimpong. The Foundation for Individual Rights in Education, a free-speech group, wrote a

letter to UGA President Jere Morehead reminding him that Osei-Frimpong’s comments are protected by the First Amendment. Nonetheless, Osei-Frimpong believes the university is looking for a pretext to fire him. He says he’s been questioned about why he didn’t include a year he spent studying political science at the University of Chicago on his application to UGA—he says he didn’t think it was relevant to his current pursuit of a philosophy degree—and an arrest on a misdemeanor charge in Chicago while protesting bankers in 2011, which was dismissed. He also says UGA is seeking all of the emails he sent during his time at the University of Chicago, even though that university has assured UGA his record is clean. Local teacher and activist Brett Andrews wrote a pretty comprehensive defense of Osei-Frimpong for Maureen Downey’s Atlanta Journal-Constitution education blog last week. Google it. [BA]

AADM Hits the Road for Voting Rights On Thursday, Feb. 28 from 6–9 p.m. at Hendershot’s, the Athens AntiDiscrimination Movement will launch a seven-city tour to promote voting. “The 2018 elections in Georgia left many people wondering if voter suppression played a role in the final outcome,” said AADM cofounder Mokah-Jasmine Johnson, who was featured recently on HBO’s “Vice News” for her work to get out the vote in Athens. “So, I wanted to do this tour to inform and encourage everyday citizens to stay engaged and get involved.” The aim of the event is to start registering and mobilizing voters early—especially women and minorities—for state and federal elections in 2020. Dubbed “She Strut for Justice” and sponsored by Girls Rock Athens, it will kick off with a roundtable discussion, followed by a fashion show that “focuses on the power of personal expression as a means to spark social change,” according to a news release. Bands Foreign and Aquatic Soul will also perform. The tour will move on to Atlanta in March. The other five dates have yet to be scheduled. [BA] f

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Clayton Street Makeover Hits Midway Point BETTER DRAINAGE, WIDER SIDEWALKS AND MORE ARE COMING TO DOWNTOWN By Ashlyn Webb news@flagpole.com

companies are ensuring all their lines are properly mapped, he said. The county has also begun to redesign some of the storm drain to go around certain utilities, especially those that are going to be more difficult for utility companies to relocate. “But everytime we move it, something else gets in the way,” Doster said. The ultimate goal of this phase of the project is to bring the county’s and private companies’ utilities up to today’s

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layton Street will soon be rid of its stale-beer stench and uneven sidewalks—but how soon? Athens-Clarke County crews identified at least 60 different conflicts in January, when they conducted a pre-dig, according to Derek Doster, the project administrator. The next phase, which includes the stormwater system installation, was originally slated to start last month. The streetscape installation (above-ground) portion of the project was scheduled to begin in April 2019 on the block of East Clayton Street between College Avenue and Lumpkin Street. The schedule was designed so the project would not affect the the 2019 football or Christmas seasons for Clayton Street businesses. County officials are still assuring business owners that the project will not spill over into the fall and winter. But the stormwater work and likely the streetscape work will be delayed “by several months,” according to the ACC Clayton Street Improvements website. The new schedule will ultimately depend on utility companies’ cooperation. County officials have said all along that they didn’t know what to expect when they started digging into Clayton Street. Obstacles identified include previously unknown power, water, gas and sewer lines, vaults, conduits and other items underground. Doster said crews identified utilities that were unmarked on old county records. Some of those utilities were installed as early as the 1930s and are still in service, he said. “We tried to find things that would have prevented us from being efficient when we installed the storm drain and tried to get it all worked out on paper beforehand, instead of just sending equipment down there trying to install [the stormwater system],” Doster said. Now, the next step is to redesign around, below and above certain utilities and coordinate with the utility companies, which the county has already begun to do. The

standards and complete the installation of the stormwater system to improve the water collection underneath Clayton, which will prevent water (and beer) from pooling on and beneath the sidewalk. Aside from the stormwater system, crews will soon start working on the streetscape portion of the plan, since the commission voted to approve the preliminary plans for that stage earlier this month. Improvements will include new, wider sidewalks, new paving, storm drainage, pedestrian safety improvements, better traffic flow and bicycle improvements. The number of traffic-signal poles will be

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This is an open letter to the new mayor and ment. It is an attempt to change the subject, commissioners. I read an article in the Dec. an attempt to diminish my only concern 26 issue of Flagpole about how the future here, the trees and the future of Athens. administration was looking at our energy There are, however, solutions to most issues and had hopes of joining other cities of these issues. Trees can be trimmed to across America to become more energy effiminimize the branch structure, which will cient and developing sustainable energy for in turn slow down the growth and hence Athens-Clarke County. It was mentioned the footprint—the root structure—of the briefly that the mayor-elect wanted to trees. Ever heard of bonsais? Many of these increase the canopy of trees in the county. trees can be moderately trimmed, and the Great! Now, let us consider that the city roots can be trimmed as well. Pavement has chosen to cut down all the trees on surrounding the trees on the new sidewalks Clayton Street as they plan a major overcould be constructed of removable pavers. haul of the street’s infrastructure and create These areas could be attractively designed a new look and layout. Does anyone see a to enhance the street view. When the time total disconnect here with the reality of comes that sidewalks are shifting, the pavwhat the ACC government says and what it ers could be removed, the soil beds adjusted plans to do? and the pavers replaced. These changes To many, Clayton Street helps to define could be done over the years to meet some Athens. It is the street on which students of the needs of the trees and keep the paveand alumni meander as they show their ment neat and level. I have seen street confriends and families the city. Most of the struction in Italy that did just that. music venues that have made a name We are not faced with rocket science. for Athens are on or near Clayton. The We live in a city full of creative folks and Christmas parade is held on Clayton, and horticulturists and landscape designers at the large oaks are festhe university. Surely, if tooned with lights. It is the city had any desire to Be conservationists save some of our natural beautiful in the winter to see this bit of magic. past, it could come up and save as many The trees were planted, with viable solutions. of these trees as you can. by my reckoning, in the I know that not every early ’80s. I moved to the tree can be saved. A few area in 1981 and remember the tiny stickare visibly unhappy and could come down. like trees up and down the street, struggling But most of them could survive another to survive as drunks tended to bend them 20 or 30 years, if not longer. Ginkgos live and snap off branches as they went from for over 100 years, even though I have read one bar to the next. Now, they have surthat the city said they had reached their vived that abuse and grown, and the city lives’ ends. desires to cut them down and start over. Something to consider as I write this I have written letters to a couple of plea: Some of the old buildings on Clayton the commissioners on this subject, and I are crumbling piles of brick and mortar have written Flagpole asking them to look waiting to fall to the ground. Look up at the back and research the origins of the trees. roof lines and notice the cracks and wobbles [Editor’s note: Flagpole published an article there. Look at the crumbling rotting stucco about Clayton Street trees on Jan. 22, 2014; surfaces on a few of the buildings. What it quotes an independent arborist saying they would this city do when someone with big couldn’t be saved or moved.] One former bucks wants to tear a couple buildings down commissioner wrote a pro forma letter that and start fresh? I am pretty sure the city said, basically, thanks, but sorry, no help fathers would have a meltdown. Well, buildhere. The other commissioner, who has ings are made by man; trees are made by been re-elected, did not respond. God and nature. I know, I will hear back that the trees You all have the opportunity to set the are diseased, that they make messy leaves, future of downtown now. You say you are that they are too close to the buildings, progressives, then do something progresexcuses ad nauseum. All these things are sive. Commissions in the past have been true to some extent. Nearly every tree has prone to hire experts to tell them what they disease—it is called nature—and yes, they wanted to hear, so hire some that will solve make a mess sometimes. Some of them are this problem correctly and let them tell you perhaps a bit too close to the buildings, and that yes, they can be saved. Be conservain some places the sidewalks have buckled. tionists and save as many of these trees as I have heard from some folks that the sewer you can. lines are messed up by the trees. So, I ask the mayor, show us some leadI work on Clayton. I know we have drain- ership. There is no reason that all the trees age issues. A good portion of the old lines should be destroyed so Athens can yet again are decades old, some perhaps 100 years old pretend to remake itself. It doesn’t need to or more. The new lines will not be affected remake itself. It needs to move forward with by the trees; they will be new, with fewer as much of its natural history, as well as its seams for the roots to get into. The old lines man-made history, as intact as it can mansurvived all this time with the trees there, age. Athens has a look like no other. Why and the new lines can do the same. make it look like a strip mall in Gwinnett I have heard they will plant new trees. County? Commissioners, I ask you as well, Won’t these trees create the same drain why not do the right thing, save some trees issues in the future? This is a false arguand save our beautiful downtown? f

“Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one,” wrote legendary journalist A.J. Liebling in 1960. His words still ring true today as absentee owners and Wall Street speculators are doing more harm to this nation’s newspapers than is done by puffed-up presidential pronouncements branding the press as an “enemy of the people” and a purveyor of “fake news.” In the current issue of The Progressive magazine, columnist Jim Hightower sounds the alarm about threats to American journalism in an essay headlined “Free the Press From Wall Street Plunderers.” The column spotlights GateHouse Media, which in 2017 bought the Athens Banner-Herald and other newspapers owned by the Morris Publishing Group, based in Augusta.

Longtime New York City scribe Pete Hamill, like Hightower, is a veteran columnist who loves newspapers and laments the decline in quality and circulation suffered by so many of them through wounds both external and self-inflicted. Hamill was featured recently on the HBO documentary Breslin and Hamill: Deadline Artists, and his 1998 book News Is a Verb should be required reading for all news executives today. Though written more than 20 years ago, Hamill’s slim volume percolates with observations that redound in the moribund media of America today. Newspapers are at their best when they “reveal dangers and provoke action,” he wrote. “If newspapers are to flourish as businesses, they must make absolute commitments to quality

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Hightower blames the decline of newspapers in America today not on the rise of online news and advertising or the increasing cost of newsprint, but on what he calls “the new breed of fast-buck hustlers who’ve scooped up hundreds of America’s newspapers from the bargain bins of media sell-offs. The buyers are hedge-fund scavengers with names like Digital First and GateHouse.” Hightower says that such companies’ modus operandi is to slash the size and scope of newspaper staffs and to cut the pay and benefits of already underpaid newspaper workers, until finally delivering the corporate coup de grace by “shutting down the paper and auctioning off the bones before moving on to plunder another town’s newspaper.” Speaking in Athens in 2011, Hightower warned that “an autocratic power grab is underway to enthrone corporate power and moneyed elites to rule unilaterally over our government, economy and environment.” He also said that “a hard, cold political wind from the right threatens to blow down America’s greatness.” Hightower’s words then and now are prescient, and his essay in The Progressive reminds us that he is right when he says, “Our right to a free press is meaningless if Wall Street thieves destroy our communities’ presses.”

as newspapers.” He called on the nation’s media companies to strive for quality and journalistic ideals, instead of foisting off inferior products on shrinking numbers of readers who finally “wise up” and “know that the reason their newspaper feels thin is because it is thin… Less is not more. Less is less. When the publisher continues to charge 50 cents for a shrunken newspaper, the reader eventually understands that this is another case of consumer fraud; it is like reducing the size of a candy bar without reducing the price.” Hamill issued a clarion call for a vigorous press in News Is a Verb when he wrote, “Newspapers need men and women with fire in the belly, not a collection of bloodless bureaucrats, content to clerk the news.” Journalists like Hamill and Hightower today, and A.J. Liebling in an earlier America, remind readers of the importance of freedom of the press. If newspapers are threatened in cities and towns across this nation, then the citizens of those cities and towns are threatened. Hamill encapsulated the media miasma of today when he wrote in 1998 words that describe the need for an aggressive press climate in cities from cost to coast: “Healthy cities are essential to newspapers, but healthy newspapers are also essential to cities.” f

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1-800-BEN’S-COFFINS THE BODIES OF WALTON COUNTY By Robin Whetstone news@flagpole.com I got two tickets to the Trump rally in Macon, planning to not go and stick him with two empty seats. But then I started thinking: What if I’d lived in 1935 Berlin and had the chance to see Hitler? 2018 me would be disappointed in 1935 me for missing the chance to witness the end game firsthand. I decided to go, and asked my friend to come with me. But in the morning, my neighbor called. A woman in the community had died in the middle of the night. Could my husband, Ben, come over and help build the coffin? I fed the chickens while the kids jumped on the trampoline. Between registering people to vote, canvassing and cashing all those checks from George Soros, it had been weeks since I’d spent a weekend morning at home. I stood in the garden and prayed for the woman. I was sad that she had died, but I felt like she had given me a chance to hit the reset button and think about the people who lived right here. I felt grateful to live in a place where neighbors built coffins for each other. “Who will be around to build mine?” The fact that I thought things like this was why I never got invited to parties. “Probably David,” I decided. “He jogs.” “We can’t go to the Trump rally,” I told my friend.

My friend had come out as gay just the day before. What better way to celebrate being gay than to surround yourself on purpose with people who hate you? “Good,” she said. “Let’s go to StoryCorps instead.” “We were supposed to go to the Trump rally in Macon,” I said, starting us off. The StoryCorps space was tiny, and giant microphones poked at our faces. The friendly recording person was sitting close enough to touch. “But we couldn’t, because your neighbor died,” said my friend. “And your husband and neighbors… built her coffin? Is this a thing that…” “That’s my neighborhood,” I said. “Does Ben build coffins a lot?” asked my friend. I shrugged. “Yeah, if what you want is a coffin, he will definitely build you one. Actually, this is a great way to advertise his nascent coffin business.” “That you just now started for him,” said my friend.

“That’s right,” I said. “Call 1-800-BEN’S-COFFINS,” said my friend, leaning into the mic. Later that afternoon, Ben came home from the service, which was held two doors over in the woods behind the old church. “How was it? How was the coffin?” I asked. “It was good. I made friends with the hearse driver, from Batts and Bridges. He couldn’t get over the coffin, and the fact that we buried her ourselves, in the woods. He said it was like a movie.”

“It is like a movie. Most people don’t go like she did. Could you hear the kids shrieking and howling?” I pointed at the kids, who were running around in the yard, shrieking and howling. “No,” said Ben, “But it would have been OK if we had.” We sat on the back porch together as the day ended. I didn’t think about missing the rally. I thought about my neighbors out there in the darkening evening, getting their suppers, changing out of their church clothes. Their presence was a palpable, comforting weight. f

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eat hay and a special blend of minerals that helps the cows ward off disease and discourages parasites. Cabaniss says one regular customer eats no other protein but beef from Falling Creek due to allergies, and he promotes a return to a pre-modern diet that’s free of chemicals and additives. “I have customers with cancer, eczema [and] gastrointestinal issues” who purchase Falling Creek beef for health benefits including heart-healthy omega-3s and iron, he says, and he believes good quality grass-fed beef won’t cause the gastrointestinal problems brought dreds of micronutrients that go into the field… It makes a about by supermarket meat. difference. If the cow is eating healthy grass, and we eat a Don’t look for Falling Creek beef at farmers markets, healthier cow, it’s better for you. It’s kind of a circle.” since Cabaniss says his typical buyers are not “farmers-marThe herd is sired by two powerful Piedmontese bulls that ket-type customers.” Instead, he will make deliveries to live on the farm, resulting in beef that studies suggest is regular customers, mostly in Atlanta. Their friends, drawn consistently lower in calories, saturated fat and cholesterol. by word-of-mouth recommendations, will come at the Prices range from $6 a pound for cube steak to $24 a pound appointed hour to purchase enough beef to fill their freezers. Cabaniss makes deliveries to restaurants (Five and Ten, The Falls) and some regular customers in Athens as well. He sells boxed assortments of beef or individual items for $10–$24 per pound. Cabaniss’ favorite beef dish? “Sous vide a New York strip for two hours at 130–140 degrees. Then sear in avocado oil for two minutes per side at high heat. Baste with rosemary and butter or ghee.” The small Madison-based farm The Boy and the Dog was started by Elie Adams, a UGA counselor, in 2015, and raises premium Wagyu cattle originally bred by Japanese geneticists for their tenderness and intense flavor. An avid equestrian, Adams says she bought the farm with her If the cow is eating healthy grass, and we eat a mother for her horses and for conservation healthier cow, it’s better for you. It’s kind of a circle. purposes, and since she loves to cook, she decided to raise high-end cattle as well. Adams also speaks of wanting to introduce young people to farming. All beef raised by Adams is rated “Prime” for filet mignon. Powers’ favorite beef dish? “Braised short by her USDA-inspected processor, and The Boy and the ribs.” Dog beef has been served at local restaurants such as Powers also raises dozens of Rhode Island Red chickens The National, Marker 7 and LRG Provisions. Adams also for their eggs, which he sells alongside his beef at farmers sells directly to her customers at the West Broad Farmers markets. Market and the Harmony Crossing market in Eatonton, Emmet Cabaniss runs Falling Creek Farms in Stevens, and her beef ranges in price from $10 for ground beef to about 20 miles southeast of Athens, and seems as much $32 for filet mignon. missionary as farmer. Over the 20 years he has raised his Adams pulls no punches when describing the value of herd, he has developed a devoted following of customers locally raised, grass-fed beef, saying that consumers are who come to him for what he calls “clean protein.” His web“funding animal abuse when they buy feedlot meat.” She site quotes the Greek physician Hippocrates: “Let thy food adds that she sees a bright future for farmers markets and be thy medicine, and thy medicine be thy food.” local producers as demand increases among millenials. Falling Creek maintains a “closed herd” so the cattle Adams’ favorite beef dish? “Burger, medium rare, with don’t have to be vaccinated. Cabaniss says his cattle simply avocado and cheddar cheese.” f

Where’s the Beef? In Athens LOCAL RANCHERS OFFER HEALTHIER, GRASS-FED MEAT By Dan Jackson news@flagpole.com

COURTESY OF PASTURES OF ROSE CREEK

Is there any other part of the American diet that is as suspect as beef? The list of concerns is long: Saturated fat blamed for heart disease and cancer. Artery-clogging cholesterol. Inhumane treatment of animals. The use of corn, antibiotics and hormones to fatten the cows quickly to enhance profits. The environmental costs. The corn feed alone gobbles up enormous amounts of oil just for fertilizers. Athens-area beef ranchers say their locally raised beef is a more environmentally and nutritionally sound option for lovers of steaks and burgers. Their cows eat clover and Bermuda, rye and fescue grass that grows readily in the deep-green, self-fertilized grazing fields. Simply put, grass-fed beef sidesteps most of the problems presented by corn-fed beef, and local consumers are willing to pay a significant premium. One of the principal advantages of purchasing food locally is that customers and producers build relationships of trust. While the ranchers surveyed have not submitted to the costly and lengthy process of obtaining the designation “organic,” they instead simply inform their customers of the details involved in the “responsible” way they raise their cattle. The three nearby cattle ranchers described in this story sell beef that has been raised on their own farms under their own direct supervision, and assure customers that their purchases come from entirely grass-fed cattle free of the hormones and antibiotics that are common to supermarket beef. Watkinsville-based Pastures of Rose Creek is owned by William Powers, a fourth-generation member of the family that owns the 350-acre farm. Pastures of Rose Creek markets its meat at farmers markets as far away as Grant Park in Atlanta, as well as the Athens Farmers Market and the Winter Community Market. Powers currently has 40 “mamas” and 38 “babies” that he grazes on his fields. “I pay close attention to the microbiology of my pasture,” he says, adding that “there are hun-

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else and, through its method, shows a new trend in performance,” Carter says. Although Carter won’t be performing a live set due to the demands of organizing the festival, on Saturday at the Caledonia, Video Tronic’s Intrusive Thots will perform in drag to songs by artists involved with the festival, including Lambda Celsius. (Carter’s next show is Mar. 5 at Caledonia with Molly Nilsson, Locate S,1 and Sarah Swillum.) While many of this weekend’s performances will be musical, some of the talent will use music as a guide or to support their acts. New York City artist Becca Kauffman, also performing Saturday at the Caledonia, puts on a theatrical music set as Jennifer Vanilla. Kauffman, a member of the band Ava Luna, launched Jennifer Vanilla as a solo project for her performance art. Calling Jennifer her “fantasy vehicle,” Kauffman says that “Jennifer-ing as a verb” is taking comedy, music and characters and putting yourself into another world or state of mind. “I think [a] song can be a melodic conversation, and a good entry point to introduce audiences to a charac-

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his weekend, Athens will host a two-day music and art festival full of genre and gender-fluid solo and duo acts. Ad·verse Fest came about when AC Carter of local electropop act Lambda Celsius had the idea for a festival unlike any other that features artists of every style and type of performance. “I wanted to have a festival that was structured around a different form of performance, one more geared toward a cabaret show or a variety show that highlighted a variety of different artists,” Carter says. “I wanted to create an event [that] disrupted the notions of what a festival can be.” During Carter’s time in Athens, the musician has performed at and seen many similarly oriented festivals, and wanted something for artists that didn’t fit the normal mold. “I was getting really frustrated with the four-band bill of four dudes that all kinda sound jangly or garage-y— which is fine, but it was so prescribed,” Carter says.

Ad·verse is designed to give artists who may be marginalized or othered a space and, in fact, an entire event dedicated to them. Featuring over 40 solo and duo acts, the lineup is full of musicians, visual artists, drag performers and more. Go Bar, the Caledonia Lounge and Flicker Theatre and Bar are the three participating venues, and all will have stages designed by artists with a variety of props, details and even projections. Performers will use the designs as inspiration, and some will work them into their show. Carter describes the event as a festival designed by artists, for artists, and says their goal was to curate something that could hone in on that. “It’s important to structure a festival around something that is less constricting in terms of identity—but still invested in identity—but structured around something

Five Other Ad·verse Performers to See By Gabe Vodicka music@flagpole.com Superbody · Friday, Mar. 1 @ Go Bar · Chattanooga, TN, musician Robert McCurry’s wonderfully strange solo project puts a funhouse spin on ’80s synthpop, with bubbly beats that call to mind early Reptar. Shouldies · Friday, Mar. 1 @ Caledonia Lounge · Featuring former members of Atlanta band Man Up, Yancey, Shouldies specialize in skittering, glammed-up dance-punk with an electronic backbone and a whole lotta sass. Karen Meat · Friday, Mar. 1 @ Flicker Theatre and Bar · An experimental pop duo from the unlikely indie mecca

of Des Moines, IA, Karen Meat melds proto-pop vocal styles with “grumpy rock ’n’ roll” themes and squelching synths. Mischa Lively · Friday, Mar. 1 @ Caledonia Lounge · Nashville, TN, artist Blake Barton assembles breakbeat-style compositions using digitally manipulated drums, creating a techno-dub hybrid that’s light on melody but heavy on atmosphere. Baby Tony and the Teenies · Saturday, Mar. 2 @ Flicker Theatre and Bar · Newly local to Athens, the Teenies’ impossibly twee doo-wop masks a sticky layer of sadness beneath its fluorescent, bubblegummy surface.

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ter in a world, which is what I’m trying to do in a performance,” Kauffman says. Jennifer Vanilla is a way for Kauffman to activate her creativity to create her own world, and she says she hopes she can do that for others with her “techno Mary Poppins” identity. She praises Ad·verse Fest for its vision. “It’s very rare, as a sort of genre-fluid artist, to be a part of something that recognizes the multidisciplinary nature of what you do, and [to] have there be an entire festival programmed around the concept of simply performing, rather than splitting it up into more divided categories,” Kauffman says. Other Ad·verse Fest performers include RaFia, Javae, Internet Boyfriend, Eureka California and many more. (See The Calendar for full listings.) “Your feelings will come out, and you’ll like it,” says South Carolina electronic producer and singer Diaspoura, who will perform Saturday at the Caledonia. “I will be sending everyone home cleansed with many blessings.” f

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By Gordon Lamb threatsandpromises@flagpole.com HEADS UP: Longtime Athens singer-songwriter Adam Klein will celebrate the release of his newest album, Low Flyin’ Planes, Friday, Mar. 1 at Hendershot’s Coffee Bar. This is Klein’s seventh album overall and his third with producer Bronson Tew, and he’s noted in a press release as saying, roughly, that while this ends something of an unplanned trilogy for the pair, they’re already conspiring to make a next record, too. Normally, this is the place where someone would mention how the artist has grown or branched out or something. Thing is, Klein arrived years—and albums—ago. This is just his latest manifestation. Even so,

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the Springsteen-isms of “Look Out (Doraville)” supply a full medicinal dose of rock and roll healing power. Similarly, the title track kicks back on the tradition of semi-sunny melancholy, and winds up being prettier and sadder and more thoughtful than anything in recent memory. Basically, the whole album is a packed set of gifted compositions and truly impressive arrangements. It’s also one of only a handful of Americana-ish or country records out of Athens in the past couple of years that doesn’t feel like a total put-on. The release show Friday has doors at 7 p.m., Lucas Tavares and Friends at 8 p.m. and Adam Klein and the Wild Fires at 9 p.m. For more information, see adamklein.bandcamp.com and adam-klein.com.

Xymox) and runs a tasteful eight tracks. While it’s not clear yet that Pale Pose possesses a particularly distinct personality, this is an ambitiously undertaken project that is much more fully produced and composed than I anticipated when I pressed play. For my part, I think Kendall hits his stride best on “The Walking” and “Masks With Blue Dynamite.” Check this out at palepose.bandcamp.com. ROCK ’N’ ROLL TO TAKE HOLIDAY, GIVE QUARTER: Are you a UGA student feeling stressed out over impending midterms? Well, the home of “10,000 Watts and Almost as Many Choices” has you covered for exactly two hours Wednesday, Feb. 27. Head to the studio of WUOG 90.5 FM in the Tate Student Center from 8–10 p.m. and enjoy relaxing performances from N1KI and Elijah Johnston. The studio is also providing snacks, coffee and tea. Also on tap, courtesy of the drug and alcohol abuse prevention efforts of UGA’s Fontaine Center, are “tools to handle stress, with adult coloring pages, mindfulness techniques and an on-site health coach.” All this reminds me of when I got a speeding ticket the other day. It was, momentarily, super stressful, and my coffee cup was running low. But, I swear, the moment that deputy handed me a coloring book, everything seemed to melt away into a pool of wellness. Here’s to everyone making really good grades and getting to bed at a reasonable time! TWO FOR TUESDAY: The Tuesday Tunes series at the UGA Center for Continuing Education has its next happening Tuesday, Mar. 5 from 5:30–7:30 p.m. This series will continue for the rest of the year and occur the first Tuesday of each month. These occasions feature appearances from, and combos composed of, teaching assistants and students from the Hugh Hodgson School of Music and the Franklin College of Arts and Sciences. On deck for Mar. 5 are a jazz string trio from 5:30-6:30 p.m. and a clarinet quartet from 6:30-7:30 p.m. For more info, see facebook.com/ UGAhotel or call 706-548-1311. f

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Shaking Up Springfield HOW HARI KONDABOLU CHANGED ‘THE SIMPSONS’ FOREVER By Nathan Kerce music@flagpole.com

omedian Hari Kondabolu isn’t afraid to speak his mind. Known for his biting material on race, politics and pop culture, Kondabolu’s mission is to get people to confront their own ignorance and biases while making them laugh at the same time. Kondabolu got his start as a writer-reporter on W. Kamau Bell’s forward-thinking weekly show “Totally Biased.” Since then, he’s become known as the star and writer of The Problem With Apu, a documentary that confronts the inherent racism surrounding popular “Simpsons” character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. The film, which highlights the fact that Apu is an IndianAmerican character voiced by a white man (Hank Azaria) doing an offensive accent, stirred up a lot of discussion and controversy, and ultimately resulted in Apu being removed from “The Simpsons” altogether. Ahead of his Athens show, Flagpole talked to Kondabolu about his lifelong “Simpsons” fandom, the public reaction to the documentary, his standup career and what he plans to do next. Flagpole: What was it like getting backlash from hardcore “Simpsons” fans after the release of The Problem with Apu? Hari Kondabolu: It’s heartbreaking for a lot of different reasons. First off, as a “Simpsons” fan, it’s hard to remain a fan. I think there’s an illusion that I’ve always had of “Simpsons” fans being a little smarter and more thoughtful, because the comedy of the show can be that way. You’re not just watching it because it’s a cartoon—it’s a brilliant cartoon. There’s so much commentary, incredible references, the writing is excellent—with a few exceptions, which is kind of what the film is about. Apu is not the most clever character. I think they’ve turned Apu into a brilliant character over time, but he comes from a

basic stereotype. It frustrates me that people can say so many horrible things and threaten to kill me over this. It’s from all over the world now—it’s this global hate from people who haven’t even seen the documentary. I don’t even suggest getting rid of the character. I just ask, “What do we do with this?” FP: Overall, are you still happy that you made the documentary? HK: I think so. I mean… when someone’s threatening to kill you, you’re like, “Is this worth it? Do I want to be a martyr over a fucking cartoon?” At the end of the day, if I didn’t think I was right—if I had any doubt—it’d be a different story. I love “The Simpsons.” Even when Apu was at his worst early on, it was just something you tolerated, because the show was so good. I don’t want to deny myself the show because other people are putting their own problems into how they view the character. Like I said in the documentary, “Thank you, come again” became the catchphrase, but the character is more interesting than that catchphrase. FP: It’s disappointing how the show ended up handling your criticism by completely removing Apu and having Lisa crack lame jokes about it. HK: Yeah. That was not what I wanted. I never thought I’d see the show argue against political correctness out of Lisa’s mouth. I think she would agree with me. FP: Where are you aiming for next in your career? HK: I think, like a lot of comics, I want my own vehicle to create a bigger vision.

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Like a TV show, if you can even call them that anymore. I want to be the lead on something shown through a screen. I’m ready for that. I’ve been ready for that. I’ve been on TV before—I’ve had a pilot that unfortunately didn’t go through. I know how to work with other people, and I have stories to tell. I think there’s enough outlets now that I can find an audience. FP: We’re definitely in uncharted territory when it comes to the balance between mainstream media and representation. HK: That’s why I find the criticisms like, “We can’t say anything anymore—free speech is being restricted” funny. Free speech has never been this open. You have more people being able to talk publicly about their experiences than ever before. These are new people telling new stories… Like when people criticized my documentary for “trying to take away free speech.” I used free speech—how on Earth am I trying to limit it? I’m allowed to tell you I don’t like

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something. Where do you think I learned to criticize pop culture? “The Simpsons.” I’m just doing what I was taught. FP: In your Netflix special, you do a bit about performing in Asheville, NC, and how you don’t know what the “most liberal” part of North Carolina means. How do you feel about performing in supposedly the “most liberal” part of Georgia? HK: I’m excited, man. I know a lot of comics come through Athens, and they always say you’d be doing yourself a disservice by playing Atlanta and just moving on. I have a good sense that Athens will feel like home. f

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A Crazy Quilt of Theater Options GIDION’S KNOT, ROBIN HOOD, LOVE LETTERS AND MORE By Dina Canup arts@flagpole.com Theater folk are all over the place this month. There’s a 50-year romantic friendship spelled out in letters, an intense parent-teacher conference, sweet dreams coming true in a candy factory, celebration of girls’ friendships and play, outlaws on the side of the oppressed in merry old England, musical nostalgia for the ’50s–’60s, raucous older women looking for vacation romance, rebellious queer daughters determined to make their own life choices, and spoofing Shakespeare all the way to the moon. It’s just barely possible to pack your schedule and see them all, with enough motivation.

director Wood. If you miss it Feb. 27, you’ll have a chance to see it when it moves to Moonlight Theater Company later in March. It’s presented by the Thalian Blackfriars and Moonlight Theater Company Wednesday, Feb. 27 at 8 p.m. in the Arena Theatre and at Moonlight Theater Company Thursday, Mar. 21 at 8:30 p.m. and Friday, Mar. 22–Saturday, Mar. 23 at 7:30 p.m. For more information, visit ugathalian.wix. com/blackfriars or moonlighttheatercompany.com. Robin Hood Robin Hood (Joey Martin) and his merry band of outlaws (including Jeremy Miller as Little John, Jason Bray as Will Scarlet, Avery Barber as Friar Tuck and August Williams/Hannah Fordham as Maid Marian) fight to save their homeland from shady politicians seeking to enrich themselves illicitly at the expense of the common folk. There are public performances, plus additional shows available for school kids.

Gidion’s Knot Interactions between parents and teachers can be fraught enough when they’re talking about typical kids, but this one is about as difficult as it can get. A mother (Robyn Accetta) shows up for the conference with her fifth-grader’s teacher (T. Lynn Mikeska), even though her son has recently died by suicide. Who is to blame for what’s happened? Teacher, parents, child, classmates, society, all or none of the above? According to director Kristin Kundert, the UGA professor whose recent Othello received rave audience reviews, “Everyone has a part to raising a child.” How do we make better classrooms and better lives for all our kids? Written by Johnna Adams, the play asks all this and more. It should pack quite a punch with this powerful pair of actors. It’s presented by UGA’s Graduate Acting Ensemble Roald Dahl’s Willy Wonka JR. in the Arena Theatre of UGA’s Fine Arts Building Friday, Mar. 1 and Saturday, Mar. 2 at 8 This adaptation of the English legend p.m., with a 2:30 p.m. matinee Sunday, is presented by Rose of Athens at SeneyMar. 3. Tickets are a suggested donation to Stovall Chapel Mar. 1–2 and 8–9 at 7:30 the ensemble of $10–$20 ($5–$10 for stup.m. Tickets are $15, $10 for students and dents) and available at the door. seniors and available at 706-340-9181 or @ RoseofAthens. Shakespeare on Fire Billed as “Monty Python meets Shakespeare,” this spoofy Smokey Joe’s Café: The Songs of Leiber night of silliness by Chase Brantley and and Stoller The recent Off-Broadway Max Norman aims to appeal to all, whether revival was described as “a feast of pop nosthey are fans of the Bard or not. Bonus: You talgia” by Laura Collins-Hughes of The New can take advantage of a full bar, snacks and York Times. The 1995 Broadway production coffee, and if you have fun, you can sign up received seven Tony nominations and ran to take Monday-night comedy classes with for five years. It’s a musical revue celebratrecent MFA acting graduate Taylor Wood. ing the songs written by Jerry Leiber and It’s presented by Moonlight Theater Mike Stoller, including “Stand By Me,” “On Company Thursday, Feb. 28 and Mar. 1–2 Broadway,” “Jailhouse Rock,” “Hound Dog” at 7:30 p.m. Tickets for the 18-and-up show and more. are $12 and available at 706-424-2745 or OnStage Walton at the OnStage moonlighttheatercompany.com. Playhouse presents the performance on Mar. 1–2 and 8–9 at 8 p.m., with 2 p.m. Glue Play is the glue that holds friendships matinees Mar. 3 and 10. Tickets are $15 together when we’re kids. What holds and available at Carmichael’s Drug in friends (Ana Grullon, Hannah Manning and Monroe or onstagewalton.com. Isabel Mezzacappa) together once they’re grown? The piece is devised, “meaning the Roald Dahl’s Willy Wonka JR. Charlie entire product is created by the aforemenBucket (Jaxson Ruffner) is a good kid with tioned artists from scratch,” according to a sweet tooth and a family living in pov-

erty. His dream comes true when he wins a rare golden ticket to an exclusive tour of the candy factory owned by the enigmatic Willy Wonka (Nicholas Futris). He’s a better rule-follower than the other kids; could there be an even bigger prize than a lifetime supply of free candy? By Leslie Bricusse, Timothy Allen McDonald and Anthony Newley, it’s presented by Brightstone Athens at Brightstone Theatre in Watkinsville Mar. 1–2 at 7:30 p.m., with 2:30 p.m. matinees Mar. 2–3. Tickets are $14 in advance, $17 at the door and available at brightstoneathens.com. Love Letters Melissa (Gay McCommons) and Andrew (David Swisher) have the friendship of a lifetime, beginning in childhood. Their long-distance love story by A.R. Gurney unfolds as a series of letters written over decades as their deep fondness for each other never fades, despite different paths in life. It’s a poignant, witty story that everyone should experience at least once, if they have the chance to see it performed by seasoned actors like these. Love Letters is presented by Town and Gown Players at the Athens Community Theatre Mar. 1–2 at 8 p.m., with a 2 p.m. matinee Mar. 3. Tickets are $5 and available at townandgownplayers.org. Four Old Broads on the High Seas Local playwright Leslie Kimbell and WinderBarrow Community Theatre are teaming up again for another offering in her “old broads” series. In this sequel, the ladies are going on a seniors’ cruise to the Bahamas. On this vacation to test the strongest relationships, there’s romance, competitive flirting, joking around and a murder mystery. It’s at the Colleen O Williams Theater in Winder Mar. 1–2 and 8–9 at 7:30 p.m., with 3 p.m. matinees Mar. 3 and 10. Tickets are $12.50 in advance and $15 at the door ($10/$13 for students, teachers, and seniors) and available at 770-867-3106 and winderbarrowtheatre.org. Emperor of the Moon It’s a 17th Century, commedia-based Restoration farce written by Aphra Behn, England’s first professional female playwright, who was also a spy for the crown. It features a dad (Elijah Harris) who believes so strongly in life on the Moon that he decides he has to get men from the Moon as husbands for his daughter (Emma Shuman) and niece (Taylor Underwood). Choosing to be masters of their own destiny, the women trick him into thinking their lovers (Connie Li and Sarah Sewell) are Moon Men. Director and UGA student Ellen Everitt gives her production a queer lens by replacing the men with women, winning one of four national grants for producing women’s plays of the past. It’s presented through a Sallie Bingham grant by History Matters/Back to the Future in the Arena Theatre Mar. 7–8 at 7 p.m. Tickets in the form of an optional donation to Project Safe are $5 and available at the door. For more information, email emperorofthemooncrew@gmail.com. f

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STONY THE ROAD WE TROD: Reimagining Southern identity proposals and images for two separate public art projects at through the perspectives of African-American artists, new facilities being constructed at the corner of Cleveland “Stony the Road We Trod” reflects collective hardships Road and Callaway Drive: one at the Cooperative Extension and changes within a rapidly shifting culture. Curated by Service Building, and one at the Fire Station 2. The deadline Shawnya L. Harris at the Georgia Museum of Art, the exhibition pulls from a range of time periods to portray the diversity of experiences. Borrowing its title from the lyrics of James Weldon Johnson’s anthem “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” the show shares works reflecting themes of migration and cultural heritage, and pivotal moments in history like the Harlem Renaissance and civil rights movement. A variety of interesting materials appear in several of the works selected for the exhibition. Amalia Amaki’s dazzling “Twosome” is an assemblage of buttons, pearls, vintage botanical illustrations, photographs and other found objects. Inspired by the improvisational properties of jazz, Carl Christian often applied other materials onto the surface of his paintings, such as “Here Comes the Sun,” his portrait of Nina Simone wearing real lace. Self-taught artist Archie Byron created a paste from gunstock sawdust, glue and water to shape into textured artworks, a medium that physically echoes the grittiness of “Urban Living,” a dynamic scene ranging from children at play to a person being shot by a gun. “Stony the Road We Trod” also highlights the work of South Carolina artist Leo Twiggs, who was selected as the 2019 Larry D. and Brenda A. Thompson Award winner. After becoming the first African-American student to receive a doctoral degree in art education from the University of Georgia, he went on to create the fine-art degree program at South Carolina State University. Using the traditional African dyeing process “Juke Joint” by Vertis Hayes in “Stony the Road We Trod” of batik, he produces artwork that addresses the troubled history of the South, like the use of the to apply is Friday, Mar. 15, and descriptions of the specific Confederate flag. sites and general criteria for the artwork can be found at Emily Hogrefe-Ribeiro, assistant curator of education, athensculturalaffairs.org/callsforartists. will lead a tour of “Stony the Road We Trod” on Wednesday, Feb. 27 at 2 p.m. The exhibition will remain on view ART WALK: In addition to the aforementioned calls for public through Sunday, Apr. 28. art, the ACAC is seeking feedback from the community on its SPLOST 2020 project proposal to create a Jackson Street HOT CORNER MURAL: The Athens Cultural Affairs Commission Art Walk. Developed between Hoyt and Dougherty Streets has officially selected Dominican-born, Miami-based artist downtown, the proposed project is envisioned to be a Elio Mercado to complete the upcoming Hot Corner Legacy pedestrian-oriented promenade showcasing permanent and Mural on an exterior wall of the historic Morton Theatre. temporary public artworks. Comments can be submitted Mercado was chosen through a blind selection process by online through Friday Mar. 3, and more information can be a panel of local community members who have past or read at accgov.com/8593/70-jackson-street-art-walk. present ties to the Hot Corner after they reviewed over 40 design proposals submitted to the national call for artists. ATHFEST THEME ARTIST: Flagpole’s own Anna LeBer has been The mural, which has a $24,000 budget funded by the ACAC selected as the 2019 theme artist by AthFest Educates, the and the National Endowment for the Arts, will be unveiled local nonprofit dedicated to funding music and arts educaduring the annual Hot Corner Festival in June. tion programs for youth, for its annual AthFest Music and A self-taught figurative painter who also works under Arts Festival and AthHalf Half Marathon and 5K. In an the pseudonym Evoca1, Mercado has over five years of effort to showcase the town’s creative talent, a committee experience in public art and mural projects. A play on chooses a different artist each year whose designs decorate the Spanish work “evocar,” meaning to evoke, his moniT-shirts, advertisements, websites, banners, billboards and ker speaks to his overall dedication towards igniting the and merchandise. public’s emotional consciousness and raising awareness An Atlanta native, LeBer earned a BFA in painting at the about societal oppression and inequality. His photorealistic Lamar Dodd School of Art and later branched into graphic murals, which appear in Guam, Abu Dhabi and across South design. In addition to working as an ad designer at Flagpole, Florida, are expressive and powerful. where she also created the unicorn theme for this year’s Flagpole Athens Favorites contest, LeBer sells artwork at CALLS FOR PUBLIC ART: Artists feeling inspired by the Hot Atomic Athens. Her designs for AthFest, which will be held Corner mural may take interest in two other upcoming June 21–23, will be previewed through social media in the opportunities. The ACAC is currently seeking professional next month. f

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Middle Class Revolt

Flicker Theatre & Bar · 5–9 p.m. · FREE! Described as an exploration of the dark places within the human soul, “Middle Class Revolt” touches on the dichotomy between good and evil through collages by Kenneth Aguar and paintings by Matty Goldstein. Aguar, who also performs as 8-Track Gorilla, cuts and pastes vintage imagery from science fiction, fantasy and ’60s–’70s popular culture, including pin-up models, movie monsters and comic book text. Goldstein, who is an artist at Chico Lou’s Fine Tattoos, pushes traditional tattoo flash style by drawing eclectic designs like a winged eyeball, electric cobra and snarling tiger. Both Aguar and Goldstein will be present at the closing reception to discuss their works. [Jessica Smith]

Tuesday 26 CLASSES: Computer Class (ACC Library) “Word 2016: Styles, Themes & Templates.” Registration required. 10 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/athens EVENTS: Shotties and Hotties Singles Mixer (Wayward Lounge) Mingle with other singles with games and drink specials. Hosted by Raven of the Kourtesans. 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/waywardlounge EVENTS: Tuesday Tour at Two (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Take a guided tour of the exhibit galleries of the Walter J. Brown Media Archives and Peabody Awards Collection, the Hargrett Rare Book and Manuscript

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40 Watt Club · 8 p.m. · $15 On the 2018 album Dying Star, Ruston Kelly established himself as an ideal country singer for thirtysomethings raised on grunge and emotional hardcore. The self-descriptor “dirt emo” suits the tender-hearted dreamer revealed on “Blackout” and “Faceplant.” These and other tracks recast country and folk traditions for the last generation with memories of hearing decent rock music on commercial airwaves. Think of him as a troubadour with wisdom beyond his years and an affinity for your favorite songwriters, from Kurt Cobain to Townes Van Zandt. Kelly’s on the road, plotting more ways to be discovered by those of us who appreciate our Americana with a helping of down-home emo. [Bobby Moore]

Library and the Richard B. Russell Library for Political Research and Studies. Meet in the rotunda on the second floor. 2 p.m. FREE! jclevela@ uga.edu GAMES: Lunch and Learn (Tyche’s Games) Bring your own lunch and try out some new games. 11:30 a.m. FREE! www.tychesgames.com GAMES: Trivia (Hi-Lo Lounge) General trivia hosted by Jacob and Wes. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8561 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, 2301 College Station Road) Every Tuesday. 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/blindpigtavern

GAMES: Happy Hour Trivia (The Rook and Pawn) Hosted by James Majure. 6 p.m. FREE! www. therookandpawn.com KIDSTUFF: D&D Club (ACC Library) Dungeons and Dragons for all experience levels. 4 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/athens KIDSTUFF: Tiny Tales on Tuesdays (Memorial Park) Storytime and a craft. Ages 18 months–6 years. 10:30 a.m. $3–4. www.accgov.com/leisure KIDSTUFF: Lego Club (Oconee County Library) Create amazing Lego art and enjoy Lego-based activities. Legos will be provided. Ages 3–11. 4 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/oconee MEETINGS: Public Open House (East Athens Community Center) Informational meeting that will dis-

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Georgia Theatre · 8 p.m. · SOLD OUT For the past decade and a half, the Philadelphia band Dr. Dog has made fuzzed-out, psychedelic-tinged rock. Now, in an effort to master subtle dynamics, the group has eased into a softer, slower sound on its new album, Critical Equation, allowing more room for instruments and voices. Producer-engineer Gus Seyffert lends Critical Equation a rich pre-rock-and-roll aesthetic that’s more in line with Frank Sinatra and old-time cinema. For example, the record’s third track, “Buzzing in the Light,” is a gorgeously rendered dreamscape over which co-vocalist Toby Leaman waxes poetic on the mysterious depths of the universe. It’s slow and spacious and a good indication of the new sound. [Howard Hardee]

Heirloom Café · 5:30–6:30 p.m. · FREE! Local artist Nancy Everett’s latest collection of paintings, “A Classic Spring,” was inspired by the beauty of a blooming Classic City. After receiving her BFA at UGA, she spent 35 years away before returning to live in Athens four years ago. Whether created in her space at the Mercury A.I.R. Studios at the Chase Park warehouses or outdoors during plein air painting sessions, Everett’s work seeks to immortalize observations from the world around her. Painted in a contemporary impressionist style, her pieces focus heavily on color and range from bouquets of flowers to track trains to a dairy cow spotted from the road. Everett’s works will remain on view at Heirloom through Apr. 29. [JS]

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Wednesday 27 ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Emily Hogrefe-Ribeiro, assistant curator of education, leads a tour of “Stony the Road We Trod.” See Art Notes on p. 14. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: Culinary Literacy Class (ACC Library) Using the Edible Alphabet curriculum, students will learn about nutrition and cooking while improving English language skills. Mondays, 10:30–12 p.m. & Wednesdays, 6:30–8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650

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Thursday 28 ART: Art Reception (Flicker Theatre & Bar) “Middle Class Revolt” features collages by Kenneth Aguar and paintings by Matty Goldstein. See Calendar Pick on p. 15. 5–9 p.m. FREE! www.flickertheatreandbar.com CLASSES: Fix Your Own Bike (BikeAthens, 1075 W. Broad St) Learn how to repair your bike with tools and advice from experts. 6–8:30 p.m. $10/hr. suggested donation. www.bikeathens.org CLASSES: Yoga Class (UGA Aderhold Hall) Donation-based yoga for all skill levels. 6:15-7:15 p.m. FREE! (donations accepted). www. michellefletchall.com CLASSES: Knitting 101 (Oconee County Library) Make potholders, learn how to cast on, do knit stiches and more. Supplies provided,

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registration required. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950, www.athenslibrary. org/oconee CLASSES: Facebook for Beginners (ACC Library) Registration required. 2 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee COMEDY: Comedy Show (Go Bar) Five comedians will perform 20-minute sets. Followed by karaoke. 8-10 p.m. $5. ghoshehalia@ gmail.com COMEDY: Shakespeare on Fire (Moonlight Theater) Moonlight Theater Company presents a night of “Monty Python meets Shakespeare.” See Theater Notes on p. 13. Feb. 28, Mar. 1-2, 7:30 p.m. $12. www. moonlighttheatercompany.com EVENTS: She Strut for Justice (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) Public discussion to bring awareness to social injustices affecting young women in the African-American community. Live music by Foreign and Aquatic Sal, followed by a socially aware fashion show. See City Dope on p. 5. 6-9 p.m. FREE! www.aadmovement.org GAMES: Music Trivia (Saucehouse Barbeque) Meet at the bar for a round of trivia. 8 p.m. FREE! www. facebook.com/saucehousebbq KIDSTUFF: Pajama Storytime (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Bring your pajama-clad kids in for bedtime stories, songs and a light snack. Ages 0–7. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Tiny Tot Winter Olympic Games (Rocksprings Community Center) Participate in a bobsled race, figure skating, javelin toss, crafts and a snack. Ages 1-6. Registration is required. 10–11 a.m. $5 (residents), $7.50 (non-residents). www.accgov.com/leisure KIDSTUFF: Teen Dating Violence/ Healthy Relationships (ACC Library) February is Teen Dating Violence Awareness Month. Join the Athens-Clarke & Oconee Domestic Violence Task Force Teens & Kids Commitee and Project Safe for a video and panel discussion. 6 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens KIDSTUFF: Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee (ACC Library) Learn all about the life of Muhammad Ali. For ages 5–11 and their caregivers. 3:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens KIDSTUFF: Lego Club (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Create Lego art and enjoy Lego-based games. Blocks provided. For ages 8 and up. 4:30 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/madison LECTURES & LIT: Aralee Strange Lecture (Georgia Museum of Art) Dr. Maisha Winn, Chancellor’s Leadership Professor in the School of Education at the University of California, Davis, speaks on “’I don’t want us to forget the fire’: Literacy, Activism and Black Literate Lives Overview.” 5:30 p.m. FREE! www. georgiamuseum.org LECTURES & LIT: Inclusive Book Club (Madison County Library, Danielsville) The book of the month is Freedom Train: the Story of Harriet Tubman by Dorothy Sterling. 1 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ madison MEETINGS: ACC Democratic Committee (ACCDC Headquarters, 1060 Gaines School Rd., Suite A-3) Elections to the Democratic Party of Georgia State Committee will be held. All ACC Democrats are eligible to be elected. 6 p.m. FREE! accdc. secretary@gmail.com PERFORMANCE: Vienna Boys Choir (Hugh Hodgson Concert Hall) The Vienna Boys Choir, featuring

nearly 250 students who are selected at age 10, was founded more than half a millennium ago by Emperor Maximilian. 7:30 p.m. $10-25. www. pac.uga.edu. PERFORMANCE: Drag Show (Wayward Lounge) The drag troupe Kourtesans perform. 6-8 p.m. www. facebook.com/waywardlounge THEATER: Into the Woods (UGA Baptist Collegiate Ministries) UGA’s Baptist Collegiate Ministries hit the stage with an epic fairytale about wishes, family and the choices we make. Must present valid college student ID. 7 p.m. $10. www. ugabcm.org

Friday 1 ART: Art + Feminism Wikipedia Edit-a-thon (Lamar Dodd School of Art) An experienced Wikipedian will be on hand to teach the ins and outs of updating Wikipedia entries regarding art and feminism. A tour of the Georgia Museum of Art will begin at 3 p.m. 12-5 p.m. FREE! ng10220@uga.edu CLASSES: Nia Dance Class (Healing Arts Centre) Holistic fitness combining dance, martial arts and mindfulness. 10:30-11:30 a.m. $16. holistichealthrevolution@gmail.com COMEDY: Shakespeare on Fire (Moonlight Theater) See Thursday listing for full description. Feb. 28, Mar. 1-2, 7:30 p.m. $12. www. moonlighttheatercompany.com COMEDY: Improv Comedy (Instructional Plaza N-106) Improv Athens UGA presents a night of comedy. 7:30 & 9 p.m. FREE! www. facebook.com/improvathensuga EVENTS: A Journey in Quilts (Oconee County Civic Center) The Cotton Patch Quilters present an indoor quilt show featuring 200 quilts, a raffle, a scavenger hunt for kids, local vendors and more. Mar. 1-2, 10 a.m. Mar. 3, 12 p.m. $7. www.show.cpquilters.org EVENTS: Athens Rock, Gem, Mineral, Fossil & Jewelry Show (The Classic Center) Southeastern Mineral Specimens presents its third annual show featuring vendors selling minerals, gems, jewelry, rocks and fossils from across the globe. Mar. 1-2, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. Mar. 3, 11 a.m.–5 p.m. $6. darklighter@bellsouth.net EVENTS: Employee Appreciation Day (Terrapin Beer Co.) Bring your employees to the brewery for $2 off Terrapin tasters and 25% off merch. All day. www.terrapinbeer.com EVENTS: 27th Annual Hellebore Days (Piccadilly Farm, Bishop) See a spectacular display of thousands of hellebores (Lenten Roses) in full bloom. Piccadilly Farm offers 20 types of hellebores including mixed colors, doubles and special colors. Mar. 1–2, 8-9, 9 a.m.–4 p.m. FREE! 706-765-4444, www.piccadillyfarm. com FILM: Movies on Tap (Southern Brewing Company) Watch Wonder Woman on the big screen. 9-11 p.m. FREE! www.sobrewco.com KIDSTUFF: Bling Your Prom (ACC Library) Shop for a dress, suit, shoes or jewelry for prom. One outfit per student, while supplies last. Mar. 1, 3:30–5 p.m. & Mar. 2, 10:30 a.m.–2 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens KIDSTUFF: Dr. Seuss Birthday Party (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Celebrate the 115th birthday of Dr. Seuss with his best books, snacks and activities. 4:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ madison LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author (Avid Bookshop, Prince Ave.) Graphic novel author Lucy Knisley

signs copies of her book, Kid Gloves. 6:30-7:30 p.m. FREE! www. avidbookshop.com LECTURES & LIT: Women’s Studies Friday Speaker Series (Miller Learning Center, Room 250) Cassia Roth presents “Policing Pregnancy: Statecraft, Poverty, and Reproductive Health in Early Twentieth-Century Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.” 12:20-1:10 p.m. FREE! tlhat@uga.edu PERFORMANCE: Rocket Hall Through the Decades (OCAF, Watkinsville) Enjoy this musical written and performed by Oconee County Middle School students. 5:30-6:30 p.m. FREE! www.ocaf.com PERFORMANCE: Smokey Joe’s Café (On Stage Walton) On Stage presents a rollicking musical review showcasing 40 of the greatest songs by songwriting team Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, including “Jailhouse Rock” and “Hound Dog.” See Theater Notes on p. 13. Mar. 1–2 & 8–9, 8 p.m. Mar. 3 & 10, 2 p.m. $15. www.onstagewalton.org THEATER: Gidion’s Knot (UGA Fine Arts Building, Arena Theatre) UGA’s Graduate Acting Ensemble presents a difficult story about a troubled student, Gidion, who has died, and his grieving mother, who still attends a parent-teacher conference to learn more about her son. See Theater Notes on p. 13. Mar. 1–2, 8 p.m. & Mar. 3, 2:30 p.m. $5–20. THEATER: Love Letters (Town and Gown Players) Follow a couple through 50 years of correspondence as it charts their up and down relationship. See Theater Notes on p. 13. Mar. 1-2, 8 p.m. & Mar. 3, 2 p.m. $5. www.townandgownplayers.org THEATER: Robin Hood (SeneyStovall Chapel) A family-friendly version of the timeless folktale. See Theater Notes on p. 13. Mar. 1–2 & 8–9, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. www.roseofathens.org THEATER: Four Old Broads on the High Seas (Winder-Barrow Community Theatre) Local playwright Leslie Kimbell and the Winder-Barrow Community Theatre team up for the latest in her “old broads” series. See Theater Notes on p. 13. Mar. 1–2 & 8–9, 7:30 p.m. Mar. 3 & Mar. 10, 3 p.m. $10–15. www.winderbarrowtheatre.org THEATER: Roald Dahl’s Willy Wonka JR. (Brightstone Theatre) Brightstone Athens presents a classic story about Charlie Bucket, a boy whose dreams come true wins he wins a rare golden ticket for an exclusive tour at a candy factory. See Theater Notes on p. 13. Mar. 1–2, 7:30 p.m. Mar. 2–3, 2:30 p.m. $14–17. www.brighstoneathens.com THEATER: Into the Woods (UGA Baptist Collegiate Ministries) UGA’s Baptist Collegiate Ministries hit the stage with an epic fairytale about wishes, family and the choices we make. Dinner will be served. 6:30 p.m. $26. www.ugabcm.org

Saturday 2 ART: Taping Nature (Memorial Park, Birchmore Trail) Paula Reynaldi leads an artist’s walk through an outdoor installation created with masking tape. Marielayne BaezAquino will perform. 3 p.m. FREE! www.paulareynaldi.com ART: Meet the Artist (Hip Vintage and Handmade) Meet local artist Lyndon Teweksbury. 2-4 p.m. FREE! www.hipvintagehandmade.com ART: The Bare Bones of Winter (Watkinsville Woods City Park) “The Bare Bones of Winter” is a sculpture competition and exhibition curated by Barbara Odil. Artists of all ages are invited to submit sculptures

inspired by the park. Today includes a tour of the park, and activities culminate on Mar. 23. 11 a.m.–2 p.m. FREE! www.ocaf.com ART: Southern Star Open Studio & Pottery Sale (Southern Star Studio) The pottery studio features work by Maria Dondero, Jennifer Heynen, Chona Reyes Leathers, Regina Mandell, Allya Macdonald, Kerry Steinberg, Alex Wilkins,

give information on healthy living. 1-3 p.m. FREE! marielblakeaajj@ gmail.com EVENTS: Vintage Market Pop-Up (Athens-Clarke Heritage Foundation, Firehall #2) Vintage tees, jackets, dresses and much more will be on sale. Mar. 2–3, 12–5 p.m. www. orphintage.com EVENTS: Terrapin 5K (Terrapin Beer Co.) Walk/run in the annual

Featuring a raffle and silent auction. 4-7 p.m. 706-510-6995 KIDSTUFF: Family Day Workshops Kick-Off (OCAF, Watkinsville) Enjoy glassblowing, pottery demonstrations, mural projects and much more. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. FREE! www.ocaf.com KIDSTUFF: Bling Your Prom (ACC Library) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1, 3:30–5 p.m. &

make. Dessert will be served. 2 p.m. $16. www.ugabcm.org THEATER: Robin Hood (SeneyStovall Chapel) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1–2 & 8–9, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. www.roseofathens.org THEATER: Roald Dahl’s Willy Wonka JR. (Brightstone Theatre) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1–2, 7:30 p.m. Mar. 2–3,

listing for full description. Mar. 1–2 & 8–9, 7:30 p.m. Mar. 3 & Mar. 10, 3 p.m. $10–15. www.winderbarrowtheatre.org THEATER: Love Letters (Town and Gown Players) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1-2, 8 p.m. & Mar. 3, 2 p.m. $5. www.townandgownplayers.org THEATER: Roald Dahl’s Willy Wonka JR. (Brightstone Theatre) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1–2, 7:30 p.m. Mar. 2–3, 2:30 p.m. $14–17. www.brighstoneathens.com THEATER: Gidion’s Knot (UGA Fine Arts Building) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1–2, 8 p.m. & Mar. 3, 2:30 p.m. $5–20.

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Paintings by Chasity Williams are currently on view in “You Are Here” at the Gallery@Hotel Indigo through Monday, June 10. Brandon Bishop and Carter Gillies. 10 a.m.–4 p.m. FREE! www.mariadondero.com CLASSES: Narrative Art Therapy (Georgia Museum of Art) Carrie Elder presents a workshop on post modern interventions and self-care for art therapists and counselors. Sponsored by the Georgia Art Therapy Association. Includes five CEs and lunch. 10 a.m.–4:15 p.m. $45–80. www.georgiaarttherapy.org CLASSES: Intro to Excel (Oconee County Library) Learn the basics of Excel 2010. 3 p.m. FREE! 706769-3950 COMEDY: Shakespeare on Fire (Moonlight Theater) See Thursday listing for full description. Feb. 28, Mar. 1-2, 7:30 p.m. $12. www. moonlighttheatercompany.com COMEDY: Hari Kondabolu (40 Watt Club) Comedian Hari Kondabolu has appeared on late night TV and hosted his own Netflix special. See story on p. 12. 8 p.m. $20. www.40watt.com EVENTS: Mediterranean Wine Dinner (Lindsey’s Culinary Market) A special evening of wine and food pairings. 6:30 p.m. $55. www.lindseysculinarymarket.com EVENTS: Nature’s Trading Post (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Trade objects you have found in nature for points or other natural objects in the collection. 11 a.m.-12 p.m. FREE! www.accgov.com/sandycreeknaturecenter EVENTS: Winter Community Market (The Tasting Room at Jittery Joe’s Roasting Company) Browse work by local artists, enjoy food trucks and more. Proceeds benefit the Culinary Kitchen of Athens. 11 a.m.–3 p.m. FREE! www.jitteryjoes. com EVENTS: Release the Magic: A Wellness Workshop (ACC Library, Auditorium) This wellness workshop for women of color led is by community leaders who will

race benefitting Relay for Life. 10:45 a.m.-1 p.m. $25. 770-596-9298 EVENTS: St. Joe’s Jog 5K (Sandy Creek Park) Walk/run in the 20th Annual St. Joe’s 5K and Fun Run benefitting St. Joseph’s Catholic Parish School. 9 a.m. (registration), 10:30 a.m. (fun run). $25. www. georgiarunners.com EVENTS: Mardi Gras on Milledge (Pink Lotus, 320 N Milledge Ave.) Celebrate the boutique’s one year anniversary. RSVP is required. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. FREE! www.pinklotusservices.com EVENTS: Vaccine & Pet Care Clinic (Pet Supplies Plus) Low-cost vaccinations, dewormings and other services for your furry friends. 1–4 p.m. www.athenshumanesociety.org EVENTS: Pilates Open House (Club Pilates, 290 Alps Rd.) Learn about pilates with demonstrations. Refreshments and giveaways will follow. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. FREE! athens@clubpilates.com EVENTS: LLS Day Proclamation (City Hall) Join Mayor Kelly Girtz as he proclaims the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society Day. 10 a.m. FREE! thegoodfight.athga@gmail. com EVENTS: 27th Annual Hellebore Days (Piccadilly Farm) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1–2, 8-9, 9 a.m.–4 p.m. FREE! 706-7654444, www.piccadillyfarm.com EVENTS: Athens Rock, Gem, Mineral, Fossil & Jewelry Show (The Classic Center) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1-2, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. Mar. 3, 11 a.m.–5 p.m. $6. darklighter@ bellsouth.net EVENTS: A Journey in Quilts (Oconee County Civic Center) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1-2, 10 a.m. Mar. 3, 12 p.m. $7. www.show.cpquilters.org GAMES: Bingo Night (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Proceeds from the night will benefit Project Safe.

Mar. 2, 10:30 a.m.–2 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens LECTURES & LIT: Friends of the Oglethorpe County Library Book Sale (No. 3 Railroad Street) CDs, DVDs, vinyl, handcrafted gifts and more. Proceeds benefit the library. 10 a.m.–2 p.m. FREE! www.3railroad.org LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author (First AME Church) Michael Thurmond will discuss his book, A Story Untold: Black Men & Women in Athens History. 2 p.m. FREE! 706247-6777 LECTURES & LIT: 14th Annual WIPI Conference (UGA School of Law, Dean Rusk Hall, Larry Walker Room) The Working in the Public Interest Conference explores the intersection of poverty, criminal justice and community. This year’s theme is “Fighting for the American Dream.” 8:30 a.m. $5-25. www.law. uga.edu OUTDOORS: Naturalist’s Walks (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Join naturalists on their quest to discover the beauty of spring. 10-11 a.m. FREE! www.accgov.com/sandycreeknaturecenter PERFORMANCE: Smokey Joe’s Café (On Stage Walton) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1–2 & 8–9, 8 p.m. Mar. 3 & 10, 2 p.m. $15. www.onstagewalton.org THEATER: Gidion’s Knot (UGA Fine Arts Building) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1–2, 8 p.m. & Mar. 3, 2:30 p.m. $5–20. THEATER: Four Old Broads on the High Seas (Winder-Barrow Community Theatre) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1–2 & 8–9, 7:30 p.m. Mar. 3 & Mar. 10, 3 p.m. $10–15. www.winderbarrowtheatre.org THEATER: Into the Woods (UGA Baptist Collegiate Ministries) UGA’s Baptist Collegiate Ministries hit the stage with an epic fairytale about wishes, family and the choices we

2:30 p.m. $14–17. www.brighstoneathens.com THEATER: Love Letters (Town and Gown Players) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1-2, 8 p.m. & Mar. 3, 2 p.m. $5. www.townandgownplayers.org

Sunday 3 ART: Artist Reception (Oconee County Library) Meet artist Jas Ingram. 3 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee EVENTS: Athens Rock, Gem, Mineral, Fossil & Jewelry Show (The Classic Center) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1-2, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. Mar. 3, 11 a.m.–5 p.m. $6. darklighter@ bellsouth.net EVENTS: Vintage Market Pop-Up (Athens-Clarke Heritage Foundation, Firehall #2) See Saturday listing for full description. Mar. 2–3, 12–5 p.m. www.orphintage.com EVENTS: A Journey in Quilts (Oconee County Civic Center) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1-2, 10 a.m. Mar. 3, 12 p.m. $7. www.show.cpquilters.org GAMES: Rockin’ Roll Bingo (Starland Pizzeria and Pub) Play to win. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-613-8773 GAMES: Trivia (Southern Brewing Company) General trivia. House prizes and discounted tabs. 5-7 p.m. FREE! www.sobrewco.com GAMES: Chess Club (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Ages 8 & up are invited to play. All experience levels welcome. 3 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 PERFORMANCE: Smokey Joe’s Café (On Stage Walton) See Friday listing for full description. Mar. 1–2 & 8–9, 8 p.m. Mar. 3 & 10, 2 p.m. $15. www.onstagewalton.org THEATER: Four Old Broads on the High Seas (Winder-Barrow Community Theatre) See Friday

CLASSES: Square Dance Lessons (1770 Old Epps Bridge Rd.) Learn to square dance. First lesson is free. 6:30-8 p.m. $5. 706-548-3027 CLASSES: Meditation (M3Yoga, Tree Room) Pranayama (breath) class. Donations are welcome. 8:309:15 a.m. FREE! www.m3yoga.com CLASSES: Culinary Literacy Class (ACC Library) See Wednesday listing for full description. Mondays, 10:30–12 p.m. & Wednesdays, 6:30–8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 EVENTS: Budgeting Tips (Madison County Library, Danielsville) UGA Extension and the Athens Community Council on Aging will provide tips on budgeting. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 FILM: Women’s History Month Film Screening (UGA Special Collections Library, Room 271) Watch RBG, which details the life of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 6:308:30 p.m. FREE! tlhat@uga.edu GAMES: Trivia (Craft Public House) General trivia. Industry night. Cash house prizes. 7 p.m. FREE! www. craftathens.com GAMES: Team Trivia (Beef ’O’ Brady’s) Win house cash and prizes! Every Monday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Geeks Who Drink Trivia (Highwire Lounge) Test your general knowledge for prizes. 8–10 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com

Tuesday 5 EVENTS: Mardi Gras in the Winery (Boutier Winery & Inn) Celebrate Mardi Gras and Fat Tuesday with food and wine. 6:30-10 p.m. $15. www.boutierwinery.com EVENTS: Tuesday Tour at Two (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) See Tuesday listing for full description. 2 p.m. FREE! jclevela@uga.edu EVENTS: Mardi Gras Masquerade (40 Watt Club) The Athens Clarke Heritage Foundation hosts the first annual masquerade complete with New Orleans style music and hors d’oeuvres. 7:30 p.m. $40. www.40watt.com FILM: Rosenwald (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Aviva Kempner’s Rosenwald is the story of Julius Rosenwald, who never finished high school but rose to become president of Sears. 6-7:30 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/athens GAMES: Trivia (Hi-Lo Lounge) See Tuesday listing for full description. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8561 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) See Tuesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! www. locosgrill.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) See Tuesday listing for k continued on next page

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GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) See Wednesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 GAMES: Beer Goggles Trivia (Southern Brewing Company) Walter Lane hosts weekly trivia. Teams can have up to 10 players, and prizes include tab discounts. 7–9 p.m. FREE! www.sobrewco.com KIDSTUFF: Beginning Readers’ Club (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Ms. Carley presents early literacy activities and stories. Ages 4–7. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/madison KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) Stories, songs, movement, crafts, and fun for preschool aged children. 10 a.m. & 11 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Anime Club (Oconee County Library) Meet with other fans of anime, manga and Japanese culture. Grades 6–12. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee

The Foundry 7:30 p.m. $5. www.thefoundryathens. com THE GETAWAY COMPANY Fourpiece local band inspired by ’90s and 2000s alt-rock. ROOM 9 Classic, alternative and jamrock cover band from Athens. Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $15 (adv.), $17 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com ELIZABETH COOK Popular Nashville-based singer who blends Americana, old-school country, bluegrass and folk. CHRIS SHIFLETT Alt-country singer-songwriter known for his guitar work with rock megastars Foo Fighters. KENDELL MARVEL Award-winning country singer-songwriter. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 FRANK HURRICANE Experimental artist that describes his music as “spiritual mountain psych gangsta folk.”

MICHAEL POTTER Local guitarist creates a blend of ambient folk and psychedelic songs and soundscapes. DA6D The alias of blues- and folk-influenced singer-songwriter David Wiseman. Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $15 (adv.), $17 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com RON GALLO Arty garage-rock singer-songwriter from Nashville, TN. POST ANIMAL Chicago-based psychedelic garage-pop group. DUNCAN FELLOWS Indie-rock band from Austin, TX. The Globe 8 p.m. FREE! 706-353-4721 THE HOT HOTTY-HOTS Mary Sigalas, Dan Horowitz, Steve Key and guests play swingin’ tunes from the ’10s, ’20s and ’30s. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 THE HOLLY STREET BAND Atlantabased band with metal and Southern rock influences.

LEAVING COUNTRIES Louis Phillip Pelot plays solo sets of country-rock and acoustic Southern soul. Caledonia Lounge 8:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18–20). www. caledonialounge.com CLOUDLAND Young alt-rock band from Athens. PREACHERVAN Alt-pop four-piece band from Atlanta. BLOOMFIELD New local rock band. 40 Watt Club 10:30 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com SILENT DISCO Dance the night away to three different channels of music. One of them is a request line! The Foundry 7:30 p.m. $5 (adv.), $7 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com MBUS SONGWRITER SHOWCASE Students from UGA’s Music Business Program perform. Featuring Hunter Callahan, N1KI, Jacob Mallow, Janie Waddell, Jeffrey Vernon, Ashley Walls and Jordan Bower.

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full description. 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/blindpigtavern GAMES: Happy Hour Trivia (The Rook and Pawn) See Tuesday listing for full description. 6 p.m. FREE! www.therookandpawn.com KIDSTUFF: Tiny Tales on Tuesdays (Memorial Park) See Tuesday listing for full description. 10:30 a.m. $3–4. accgov.com/leisure KIDSTUFF: Mardi Gras Party (Oconee County Library) Celebrate Mardi Gras with music, crafts, special snacks and more. 4 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 LECTURES & LIT: Reading by Heid Erdrich (Ciné) Writer Erdrich, a member of the Turtle Mountain Band of Ojibway, is the author of five collections of poetry and editor of two anthologies of literature by Native writers. 7 p.m. FREE! www. athenscine.com LECTURES & LIT: African Studies Spring Lecture (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries, Auditorium) The African Studies Institute at UGA presents renowned African poet Niyi Osundare, who will speak on “The Dire in the Diaspora: African Re-Locations and the Perils of Displacement.” 3 p..m. FREE! jameelah@uga.edu LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author (ACC Library) Children’s book author Nick Bruel will discuss his book, Bad Kitty: Kitten Trouble. 6:307:30 p.m. FREE! 706-352-2060 PERFORMANCE: Tuesday Tunes (Georgia Center for Continuing Education) A live series featuring new groups and fresh music each month. All musicians are students or TAs at the Hugh Hodgson School of Music. 5:30 p.m. FREE! hotel. uga.edu

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Friday 1 Caledonia Lounge 8:30 p.m. www.caledonialounge.com AD·VERSE FEST A two-day festival curated by AC Carter, with solo and duo acts spanning a variety of musical, visual and performing arts. Featuring Celia Verbeck, Pamela_and her sons, Sir E.U, Mischa Lively, Shouldies, Ripparachie and The Kourtesans. See story on p. 10. The Falls 6 p.m. FREE! 706-850-2217 LEAVING COUNTRIES Louis Phillip Pelot plays solo sets of country-rock music and acoustic Southern soul tunes. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com AD·VERSE FEST A two-day festival curated by AC Carter, with solo and duo acts spanning a variety of musical, visual and performing arts. Featuring Caleb Craig, Soft Robot, Abstrack Black, Diatom Deli, Severe Blush, Eureka California and Karen Meat. See story on p. 10. 40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $15. www.40watt.com RUSTON KELLY Nashville-based “dirt-emo” singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. See Calendar Pick on p. 15. CARLY BURRUSS Country singer-songwriter based in Atlanta. Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $17.50 (adv.), $20 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com PERPETUAL GROOVE This local group has long stirred crowds into a frenzy with its exciting jams and spirited cover tunes. UNDERGROUND SPRINGHOUSE New local “hype-chill rock-funk ensemble.”

Wednesday 6 ART: Opening Reception (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) Nancy Everett presents “A Classic Spring,” a series of oil paintings in a contemporary impressionist style. See Calendar Pick on p. 15. 5:30–6:30 p.m. FREE! www.heirloomathens. com ART: Artful Conversation (Georgia Museum of Art) Sage Kincaid, associate curator of education, leads a conversation on Howard Finster’s “Howard Goes from Jackass Speed to the Speed of a Jet with Peter Paul.” 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: Culinary Literacy Class (ACC Library) See Wednesday listing for full description. Mondays, 10:30–12 p.m. & Wednesdays, 6:30–8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) See Wednesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com GAMES: Trivia (Craft Public House) See Wednesday listing for full description. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www. craftathens.com GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) See Wednesday listing for full description. 6 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/willysmexicanaathens GAMES: Nerd Trivia (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Every Wednesday. Prizes and house cash. 8 p.m. FREE! www.grindhouseburgers.com GAMES: General Trivia (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Weekly trivia hosted by the one and only Count Zapula. 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3144 GAMES: Cornhole Tournament (Saucehouse Barbeque) Gather a team and compete. 8 p.m. www. saucehouse.com

Southern Brewing Company 5-10 p.m. FREE! www.sobrewco.com KARAOKE Hosted by DJ Gregory.

Frances Cone plays the Georgia Theatre on Thursday, Feb. 28. LECTURES & LIT: Word of Mouth Poetry (The Globe) Open mic poetry readings. 8–11 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/athenswordofmouth MEETINGS: CHUGALUG (Free IT Athens) Classic Hackers UGA Linux Users Group meets the first Wednesday of every month. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fourathens.com OUTDOORS: Guided Nature Rambles (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Join naturalists from the community for a guided walk on the trails. 9-11 a.m. FREE! www.accgov. com/sandycreeknaturecenter

LIVE MUSIC Tuesday 26 Creature Comforts Brewery 7 p.m. FREE! creaturecomfortsbeer.com CATALPA Instrumental jazz band with Latin and fusion influences. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com FORT DEFIANCE Folk trio from Nashville, TN.

RICKY DIGITS Local emcee who cites MF Doom, cLOUDDEAD, Wu-Tang Clan and Eminem as influences. Live Wire 9 p.m. $5 (adv.), $10 (door). www. livewireathens.com JUICE Boston seven-piece blending rock, R&B and hip hop.

Wednesday 27 Boar’s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC A weekly jam hosted by Louis Phillip Pelot. All musicians welcome. Backline provided!

Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT Enjoy an evening of originals, improv and standards. Starland Pizzeria and Pub 9 p.m. FREE! www.starlandpizza.com WOLF’S DEN OPEN MIC Featuring musical performances and live interviews. WUOG 90.5 FM 8 p.m. www.wuog.org N1KI Athens folk-pop singer-songwriter. ELIJAH JOHNSTON Local indie-folk singer-songwriter.

Georgia Theatre 7:30 p.m. $14 (adv.), $16 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com SUSTO Charleston, SC-based alt-country band. FRANCES CONE Melodic indie-pop group from Nashville, TN. MEL WASHINGTON Alt-country and folk singer-songwriter from Charleston, SC. Go Bar 11 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by local karaoke fanatic Dr. Fred and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and much more. Every Thursday night!

The Classic Center 6:30 p.m. $30–$60. classiccenter.com OLD DOMINION Five-piece country-rock band known for hits like “Break Up With Him.” JORDAN DAVIS Mainstream country artist from Nashville via Louisiana. MITCHELL TENPENNY Upstart country singer-songwriter.

Wayward Lounge 6 p.m. FREE! 706-248-7903 CAROLINE AIKEN This guitarist and singer’s bluesy voice and masterful technique guarantee a hypnotic performance.

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Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com JAZZ JAM Some of our town’s most talented jazz musicians get together at this popular happening. Bring your guitar, or grab a table and give an ear.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 10 p.m. $5. flickertheatreandbar.com ANDY DALE PETTY Folk and American primitive guitarist from Alabama.

Boar’s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 ROBBIE O’SULLIVAN Local singer-songwriter influenced by classic rock and folk.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 UNDERGROUND SPRINGHOUSE New local “hype-chill rock-funk ensemble.”

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Go Bar 7:30 p.m. 706-546-5609 AD·VERSE FEST A two-day festival curated by AC Carter, with solo and duo acts spanning a variety of musical, visual and performing arts. Featuring Show Pony, Seline Haze, SONATORE, Goddess Complex, Flesh Eater, JIMJIM, Superbody and DJ Mahogany. See story on p. 10. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 7 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com ADAM KLEIN & THE WILD FIRES Local songwriter playing a rustic blend of country, folk and Americana. LUCAS TAVARES & FRIENDS Athens singer-songwriter is joined by special guests. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 AIRPARK Groove-oriented, Nashvillebased indie-pop duo. NEWSCAST Melodic chillwave duo from Tennessee. ROCK EUPORA Melodic indie-rock band from Nashville, TN. Starland Pizzeria and Pub 11 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18–20). www. starlandpizza.com SILENT DISCO Dance the evening away to three different channels of music in your headphones. One of them is a request line!

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Boutier Winery & Inn 8 p.m. $10. www.boutierwinery.com VAGABLONDE Georgia cover band playing rock, country, Motown and more.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com DADDY’S BEEMER Dancey indierock band on tour from South Carolina. TELEMARKET Athens-based punkand indie-influenced rock group.

Caledonia Lounge 8:30 p.m. www.caledonialounge.com AD·VERSE FEST A two-day festival curated by AC Carter, with solo and duo acts spanning a variety of musical, visual and performing arts. Featuring Internet Boyfriend, Taylor Alxndr, RaFiA, Diaspoura, Jennifer Vanilla and Video Tronic’s Intrusive Thots. See story on p. 10. Flicker Theatre & Bar 8 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com AD·VERSE FEST A two-day festival curated by AC Carter, with solo and duo acts spanning a variety of musical, visual and performing arts. Featuring john.AVERAGE, Javae, Miles Francis, Eve Maret, Dream Chambers and Baby Tony and the Teenies. See story on p. 10.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! hendershotscoffee.com OPEN MIC Showcase your talent at this open mic night most Mondays. Hosted by Larry Forte. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 BLUES NIGHT WITH BIG C Nobody in Athens sings the blues like Big C. Expect lots of soulful riffs, covers and originals.

JAMIE MCLEAN BAND Blue-eyed Southern soul group from New Orleans. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 THE MILK LINE Members of local fusion band Misnomer play a set of jazz. Sofar Sounds 7:30 p.m. $15. www.sofarsounds.com SECRET CONCERT Apply for tickets online, and find out the location the day before. The artists are unknown until you arrive at the show.

roll with muscular funk, soul and psychedelia. WANDERWILD Intricate, intimate local indie-rock project led by songwriter Matt Martin. SEA MOYA Psychedelic electro-funk group from Germany. Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT Enjoy an evening of originals, improv and standards.

Wednesday 6

Starland Pizzeria and Pub 9 p.m. FREE! www.starlandpizza.com WOLF’S DEN OPEN MIC Featuring musical performances and live interviews.

Boar’s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC A weekly open-mic jam hosted by Louis Phillip Pelot.

Wayward Lounge 6 p.m. FREE! 706-248-7903 CAROLINE AIKEN This guitarist and singer’s bluesy voice and masterful

3/7 BRIDGES / JACOB DAVIS MARTIN / XANDER WARD (40 Watt Club) 3/7 SAVANNAH CONLEY / KATIE PRUITT (The Foundry) 3/7 LAWRENCE / NATHAN ANGELO (Nowhere Bar) 3/8 JAMES OF MOSAICS / SYDNEY MORSE (Flicker Theatre & Bar) 3/8 THE GEORGIA HEALERS / TERRAPLANE (The Foundry) 3/8 MARY BRAGG (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) 3/8 THE MYSTERY LIGHTS / NIHILIST CHEERLEADER (Nowhere Bar) 3/9 BEAST MODE / MOSURA / JET ENGINE DRAGONS / DRAGON SLEEPER (Caledonia Lounge) 3/9 BIG BLISS / PARROT DREAM / FATHER WEREWOLF / IMMATERIAL POSSESSION (Flicker Theatre & Bar)

3/15 MOTHER’S FINEST / CHIEF ROCKA (The Foundry) 3/16 TATSUYA NAKATANI / ARIEL ACKERLY / MICHAEL POTTER (Athens Institute for Contemporary Art: ATHICA) 3/16 ST. PATRICK’S DAY CELEBRATION / The Nashville Celts / The Gentry / The Green Flag Band / Carpenter Academy of Irish Dancing (The Foundry) 3/17 JANE KRAMER (Flicker Theatre & Bar) 3/17 COLE WILLIAMS BAND / LILLI LEWIS PROJECT (The World Famous) 3/19 JARED & THE MILL / THE BROKEN STRING BAND (The Foundry) 3/20 TINSLEY ELLIS / COCO MONTOYA (The Foundry) 3/20 SARAH LOUISE / GODDESS COMPLEX / MICHAEL POTTER (The World Famous)

3/9 THE SENSATIONAL SOUNDS OF MOTOWN (The Foundry) 3/10 THE LUCKY JONES (Cali ’N’ Tito’s Eastside) 3/11 TIDALIST / DAMN JACKALS / LITTLE VICIOUS / NUCLEAR TOURISM (Caledonia Lounge) 3/12 SINK IN / POLAR WAVES / THE FORMULA (Flicker Theatre & Bar) 3/13 STRAY FOSSA / ZALE / MOTHER FORE (Caledonia Lounge) 3/13 EMILY MUSOLINO (Flicker Theatre & Bar) 3/13 CAROLINE AIKEN (Wayward Lounge) 3/14 FATE MCAFEE (Flicker Theatre & Bar) 3/14 STEVE COUGHLIN & PROBABLE CAUSE (The Foundry) 3/15 CHEESE DREAM / CONKRETE GOD / SIXTEEN BULLETS (Caledonia Lounge)

3/21 SAW BLACK (Georgia Theatre) 3/21 YACHT ROCK REVUE (Georgia Theatre) 3/21 TYLER RAMSEY (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) 3/22 DJ ZELIUM / DJ NFW (Creature Comforts Brewery) 3/22 JOBE FORTNER / DREW PARKER / JORDAN ROWE (40 Watt Club) 3/22 GUSTAF / PECAS (Georgia Theatre) 3/22 BEN RECTOR / JOSIE DUNNE (Georgia Theatre) 3/23 SHALLOU / SLOW MAGIC / YOSTE (40 Watt Club) 3/23 MMHMM (Georgia Theatre) 3/23 BEN RECTOR / JOSIE DUNNE (Georgia Theatre) 3/24 LYDIA BRAMBILA / SUN STUDIES / JOSHUA CARPENTER / DOOM RIBBONS (The World Famous) 3/25 BUCKETHEAD (Georgia Theatre)

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. SOLD OUT. www.georgiatheatre. com DR. DOG Popular psychedelic folkrock collective from Philadelphia. See Calendar Pick on p. 15. THE NUDE PARTY Rootsy garagerock band from New York via Boone, NC. Go Bar 7:30 p.m. 706-546-5609 AD·VERSE FEST A two-day festival curated by AC Carter, with solo and duo acts spanning a variety of musical, visual and performing arts. Featuring Moni, Lea Lea, Baby Bengal, Bl_ank, Neon Black, Sassyopathic, Fame Walking and LA dj COCHINO. See story on p. 10. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 9 p.m. $10. www.hendershotscoffee. com LATIN NIGHT A Latin-themed dance party featuring music from MC Lexx. Highwire Lounge 11 p.m. $2 (headphone). www.highwirelounge.com SILENT DISCO Dance the night away to two different channels of music in your headphones. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 DESOTO Local group playing everything from old-time country gunfighter ballads to indie-rock covers and originals. Starland Pizzeria and Pub 11 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18–20). www. starlandpizza.com SILENT DISCO Dance the evening away to three different channels of music in your headphones. One of them is a request line!

Sunday 3 The Foundry 8 p.m. $18 (adv.), $23 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com DIRTY DOZEN BRASS BAND Longrunning New Orleans ensemble that blends R&B, jazz, funk, Afro-Latin and Carribbean grooves. CHA WA Mardi Gras Indian funk band with sing-chanting and captivating percussion rhythms.

Dirty Dozen Brass Band plays The Foundry on Sunday, Mar. 3.

Tuesday 5 Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $10 (21+), $12 (18–20). www. caledonialounge.com MOLLY NILSSON Berlin-based singer-songwriter who creates synthheavy dance-pop compositions. LOCATE S,1 Local experimental pop group led by Christina Schneider. LAMBDA CELSIUS Local experimental electronic performer. SARAH SWILLUM Local artist playing hallucinatory beat-pop featuring existential chants and dance. The Foundry 7 p.m. $18 (adv.), $23 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com MORGAN JAMES New York-based soul singer known for her work with Postmodern Jukebox. Georgia Theatre 7:30 p.m. $20 (adv.), $25 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com MARC BROUSSARD Pop-forward “Bayou soul” singer-songwriter from Louisiana.

All musicians welcome. Backline provided! Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com CAITLIN JEMMA & THE GOODNESS Soul- and country-influenced Americana artist from Eugene, OR. JOE CAT Local singer whose influences range from Steve Earle and Townes Van Zant to Johnny Cash. The Foundry 7 p.m. $5. www.thefoundryathens.com THE BEST OF UNKNOWN ATHENS A monthly singer-songwriter showcase hosted by Liam Parke. Georgia Theatre 9 p.m. $12 (adv.), $14 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com INTERSTELLAR ECHOES Group paying tribute to the music of Pink Floyd. Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. $10 (adv.), $12 (door). 706546-4742 BRIGHT LIGHT SOCIAL HOUR Texas band that melds rock and

technique guarantee a hypnotic performance. The World Famous 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/theworldfamousathens NICHOLAS MALLIS Local pop singer influenced by David Bowie, The Ventures and Neil Diamond. MCQQEEN New local band featuring members of Shade and Fart Jar. CALICO VISION Athens-based melodic psychedelic-pop group. HUNGER ANTHEM Fuzzed-out, guitar-driven local indie-rock band.

Down the Line 3/7 ANDREW SHUFORD / TOMMY TRAUTWEIN / BRENDAN ABERNATHY (Caledonia Lounge) 3/7 BIRDGANGS / KILROY KOBRA (Flicker Theatre & Bar)

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bulletin board Deadline for getting listed in Bulletin Board is every THURSDAY at 5 p.m. for the print issue that comes out the following Wednesday. Online listings are updated daily. Email calendar@flagpole.com.

Art AAAC GRANTS (Athens, GA) The Athens Area Arts Council is seeking applicants for its quarterly $500 grants. All local artists, arts organizations or arts-based projects are welcome to apply. The next deadline is Mar. 15. info@athensarts.org, www.athensarts.org ART CLASSES (Lyndon House Arts Center) Now registering for spring classes. Subjects include loom weaving, art with recycled materials, mindful explorations in clay and more. Visit website for class descriptions and dates. 706-6133623, www.accgov.com/leisure ARTS IN COMMUNITY GRANTS (Athens, GA) The Athens Cultural Affairs Commission awards three grants of $1,500 each to promote creative placemaking in the community. Grants will be awarded based on the level of community enrichment through the arts, contribution to the local identity and quality or artistic merit. Artists, local organizations and groups can apply. Deadline Mar. 10, 11:59 p.m. Fill out online proposal. info@athensculturalaffairs. org, www.athensculturalaffairs.org PUBLIC ART CALL FOR PROPOSALS (Athens, GA) The Athens Cultural Affairs Commission

invites professional artists to submit proposals and images of a visual public art concept for the Cooperative Extension Service Building project, as well as the Fire Station 2 project. Find details online. Deadline Mar. 15. www.athens culturalaffairs.org/calls-for-artists

Classes CLASSES (Winterville Center for Community and Culture) “Open Community Coffeehouse,” Tuesdays from 9 a.m.–3 p.m. “Oil Painting,” Mondays at 1:30 p.m. “Chess Club,” Mondays at 6:30 p.m. “Coffee with a Veteran,” Tuedays at 9 a.m. “Threadwork Crafting Club,” Tuesdays at 9 a.m. “Square Dancing,” Tuesdays at 2 p.m. “Bellydance,” Wednesdays at 7 p.m. “Mahjong,” Thursdays at 1 p.m. Chess tournament on the second Friday of the month at 6 p.m. 706742-0823, wintervillecenter@gmail. com, www.wintervillecenter.com FREE KARATE (East Athens Community Center) Learn the basics of karate. All ages and skill levels welcome. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3593 MOSAIC ART CLASSES (200 Northcrest Dr.) Weekend mosaic classes for beginner and intermedi-

art around town AMICI (233 E. Clayton St.) Grateful Beads hand makes bohemian chic gemstone jewelry. ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) New paintings by Mary Porter, Greg Benson, Chatham Murray, Candle Brumby, Lana Mitchell and more. ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (17 N. Main St., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass. ATHENS ACADEMY (1281 Spartan Lane) “Reflections of Good and Evil” features paintings by Manda McKay and Andrea Wellnitz. Through February. • In the Harrison Lobby Gallery, Elizabeth Barton shares quilts and watercolors. Through June. • In the Lampkin Lobby Gallery, a permanent exhibition showcases Greek and Italian photography and artwork. ATHENS ART AND FRAME (1021 Parkway Blvd.) Heidi Hensley’s paintings depict colorful and eclectic scenes of Athens and UGA. ATHENS-CLARKE COUNTY LIBRARY (2025 Baxter St.) “On Loan From The Universe: The Creative Spirit of Tex Crawford” shares painted tin creations by the Hull-based self-taught artist. Through Mar. 24. ATHENS INSTITUTE FOR CONTEMPORARY ART (ATHICA) (675 Pulaski St., Suite 1200) “Ringer: Contemporary Portraiture” features portraits by 18 artists including Ally Christmas, Jackie Dorsey, Broderick Flanigan, Noah James Saunders and Rich Panico. Through Mar. 14. ATHENS LATINO CENTER FOR EDUCATION AND SERVICES (445 Huntington Rd., #120) See 20 paintings by Stanley Bermudez. BENDZUNAS GLASS (89 W. South Ave., Comer) The family-run studio has been creating fine art glass for almost 40 years. CITY OF WATKINSVILLE (Downtown Watkinsville) “Public Art Watkinsville: A Pop-up Sculpture Exhibit” consists of sculptures placed in prominent locations around downtown. Artists include Benjamin Lock, William Massey, Stan Mullins, Robert Clements, Harold Rittenberry and Joni Younkins-Herzog. • “Artscape Oconee: The Monuments of Artland” features a total of 20 paintings on panels installed around town. Artists include Claire Clements, Peter Loose, Andy Cherewick, Lisa Freeman, Manda McKay and others. CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) Classic Gallery I shows “Checkerboard Checkered Floor,” an exhibition exploring pattern with boxy abstractions by Cal Clements, black-and-white patterned interiors by Hanna Friedlander, ombré assemblages by Jess Machacek, pop paintings by Jared Brown and geometric collages by Courtney McCracken. • Classic Gallery II presents a solo exhibition of Moby Dicks and other paintings by Dan Smith. CREATURE COMFORTS BREWERY (271 W. Hancock Ave.) Ashley

ate levels. Visit website for upcoming dates. $175. corazonmosaics@ gmail.com, corazonmosaics.com NIMBL CLASSES (Nimbl, 160 Winston Dr. #9) Classes offered for kids, teens and adults in dance, creative movement, choreography, pilates and more. Making Dances on Mar. 1, Yoga with Chet Thomas on Mar. 2, Improv Night on Mar. 5, Pilates on Mar. 7, 21 & 28, Adult Movement Class on Mar. 18, Ballet on Mar. 23, Ladies Night on Mar. 23. www.nimbleathens.com OCAF SPRING ART CLASSES (OCAF, Watkinsville) “Paint with Charles,” “Painting Portraits in Oil with Abner Cope,” “Paper Beadmaking,” “Four-Part Watercolor Workshop: Light and Shadow” and “Four-Part Workshop: Making Color Speak.” Check website for dates, times and fees. www.ocaf.com PIEDMONT MANDOLIN CAMP (Athens, GA) Brian Oberlin and Jordan Ramsey teach campers the ins and outs of playing mandolin. Mar. 7–9. www.mandoberlin.com SALSA DANCE CLASSES (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa classes. 7:30 p.m. (beginner lesson). Richard and Victor perform salsa music every second Wednesday at 8:30 p.m. Blue Eyed Amigos perform swing and salsa every fourth Wednesday at 9 p.m.

$10/class (incl. one drink). Music show is $3 for class participants and $6 otherwise. www.facebook.com/ salsaathens SEWING CLASSES (Contact for Location) Learn to sew via quilt making. Thursdays from 6-8 p.m. & Sundays from 3-5 p.m. 706-3255283, needleinahaystack7@yahoo. com, www.sewsomethingwith amandawhitsel.com SPIRITUAL GROWTH CLASSES (Contact for Location) Learn to channel your Angels, Guides and Intuition with this three class series. Mar. 9, 23 and Apr. 6, 3-5 p.m. $108. lightworkerathens@gmail.com YOGA CLASSES (5 Points Yoga) New 200-hour and 300-hour teacher training school begins February. Various classes include flow, yin, restorative, power flow, gentle, Iyengar and simple stretch. www. athensfivepointsyoga.com

Help Out KACCB LITTER SURVEY (Athens, GA) The Athens-Clarke County Littery Abatement Steering Committee is conducting a survey to help direct initiatives. Survey ends Mar. 30. www.accgov.com/ littersurvey LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR FOOD DRIVE (Madison County Library) Accepting donations of non-perishable food and hygiene items during the month of February. Items will be delivered to the Madison County Food Bank. 706-795-5597

Anderson’s “Family Computer: Familiar Interiors” is a new series of pixelated cyanotypes that pays homage to the intertwining histories of art and video game graphics. Through Mar. 24. DONDEROS’ KITCHEN (590 N. Milledge Ave.) Artwork by Adrienne Foxx Tolbert. FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) “Middle Class Revolt” presents paintings by tattoo artist Matty Goldstein and collages by Kenny Aguar. Closing reception Feb. 28. GALLERY@HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “You Are Here” features felted soft sculpture by Eli Saragoussi, screen prints by Amanda Jane Burk, cosmic figure painting by Tae Lee and whimsical portraits by Chasity Williams. GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “The Reluctant Autocrat: Tsar Nicholas II.” Through Mar. 17. • “Stony the Road We Trod” reimagines southern identity through the lens of the African American experience. Through Apr. 28. • “Out of the Darkness: Light in the Depths of the Sea of Cortez” is a solo exhibition by Rebecca Rutstein. Through Oct. 27. GLASSCUBE@INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “Solar System (dad, you came to earth a long time ago)” is a site-specific installation by Trevor Reese utilizing miscellaneous furnishings, colored lights and mirrors. THE GRIT (199 Prince Ave.) “Employee Art Show” includes works by staff. Through Mar. 10. HEIRLOOM CAFE & FRESH MARKET (815 N. Chase St.) John Weber presents nature photographs emphasizing special attention given to shapes, textures, colors and light. Through Mar. 4. HIP VINTAGE & HANDMADE (215 Commerce Blvd.) Graphic artist Keith Bennett presents his latest works of layered photography and graphics. HOWARD’S (119 N. Jackson St.) New York-based artists Genesis Belanger, Julie Curtiss and Anthony Iacono work in different media and share an affinity for French 19th-century painting, pop art, cinema and the Chicago Imagists. Through Mar. 2. • Co-presented with Tif Sigfrids, “Cabin Boy, Auntie Gladyce and Three More” is an exhibition of paintings by Chicago-based artist Margot Bergman. Through Mar. 2. JITTERY JOE’S DOWNTOWN (297 E. Broad St.) Susan Pelham creates collages influenced by Magic Realism, Surrealism and folklore. JITTERY JOE’S EASTSIDE (1860 S. Barnett Shoals Rd.) Bright and happy new art by Marion Coleman. JUST PHO…AND MORE (1063 Baxter St.) “Pop Legacy” includes colorful paintings by Tylor Parrott. K.A. ARTIST SHOP (127 N. Jackson St.) The annual “Love In All Its Many Forms” celebrates love through creative works. Through Apr. 20. LOWERY GALLERY (2400 Booger Hill Rd., Danielsville) The gallery celebrates “24 Years of Art” with Giclee prints, originals, photographs and sculptures by over 24 artists including Claire Clements, Ben Rouse, Peter Loose, Kip Ramey and more.

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RESEARCH STUDIES (Athens, GA) The UGA Clinical and Translational Research Unit welcomes the community to participate in research studies. ctru.uga.edu TRAIL GUIDE VOLUNTEERS NEEDED (Sandy Creek Nature Center) ACC Leisure Services Department is recruiting volunteer trail guides. Guides will assist with field trips and are needed Tuesday– Friday mornings. Training is scheduled for Feb. 26-Feb. 27 or Mar. 1, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3615

TEEN SEWING AND FASHION CLUB (Lyndon House Arts Center) Teens can focus on sewing projects with the guidance of a professional. Tuesdays, 5:30–7:30 p.m. $5 per week. 706-613-3623 YOUTH SPORTS PROGRAM REGISTRATION (Multiple Locations) Programs include “Under the Lights Flag Football League,” “Sportstime,” “Sportstime: Around Athens” and tennis. Check website for dates, age requirements and locations. www.accgov.com/leisure

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ART CLASSES (KA Artist Shop) “Art Club for Teens” and “Art Club Junior” cover subjects like repeating patterns, blind contour drawing, agamograph making, stamp making, watercolor techniques, brush lettering, modern dip pen calligraphy and more. Check website for details and to register. www.kaartist.com SPRING BREAK PROGRAMS (Multiple Locations) Rocksprings Park hosts “Ice Age Spring Break Camp.” Ages 6–12. Mar. 11–15, 9 a.m.–4 p.m. $40–60. Sandy Creek Nature Center hosts “Alligators in the Sewer: Urban Myth or Truth.” Ages 4–12. Mar. 13–15, 9:30 a.m.–12:30 p.m. $20–40. The Lyndon House Arts Center hosts “Explorations in Fine Art Spring Break Camp” for ages 12–15. Mar. 12–14, 1–4 p.m. $62–69. The Athens-Clarke County Tennis Center hosts “Youth Tennis Spring Break Camp” for ages 7–12. Mar. 12–14, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. $60–90. www.accgov. com/leisure SUMMER THEATER CAMPS (Athens Little Playhouse) Weekly camps are offered May 20–July 26 for ages 5 & up. Visit website for registration form. www.athenslittle playhouse.net

ALS SUPPORT GROUP (Oconee Veterans Park, Watkinsville) Provides awareness and education to individuals living with ALS. Meets fourth Wednesday of every month, 11 a.m.–1 p.m. 706-207-5800 ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS SUPPORT GROUP (Holy Cross Lutheran Church) Adult Children of Alcoholics (ACA) is a 12-step program for people who grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. Mondays, 7–8 p.m. www.meetings.adultchildren.org ALANON 12 STEP (Young Harris Memorial United Methodist Church) Recovery for people affected by someone else’s drinking. Meetings are held at various times. 478-9553422, www.ga-al-anon.org ATHENS DEBTORS ANONYMOUS (Covenant Presbyterian Church) A 12-step program for anyone wishing to recover financially and be rid of debt. Meets every Sunday, 12:30– 1:30 p.m. 949-235-2508 CELEBRATE RECOVERY (Living Hope Church) Program aimed to help people recover from their hurts, habits, and hang-ups such as addiction and mental illness. Meets Fridays, 5:45-8:30 p.m. www.living hopeathens.org

LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) Collections From Our Community features iron skillets owned by Wyler Hecht. • On view in the Lounge Gallery, “Citrine Visuals” features abstractions by Antoine Stewart. MADISON COUNTY LIBRARY (1315 GA-98, Danielsville) The “Georgia Artists with DisAbilities” exhibit features works promoted by the organization, which aims to provide opportunities for showing and selling work. MADISON MORGAN CULTURAL CENTER (434 S. Main St., Madison) “Connexus” celebrates Black History Month. Through May 5. MAMA’S BOY AT THE FALLS (8851 Macon Hwy.) Collages and paintings from Lorraine Thompson’s series, “The Nest, The Angel, and The Muse.” NORMAL BOOKS (1238A Prince Ave.) A variety of art on display, including paintings by Mary Eaton, GCH Pet Portraits, metal art by Julia Vereen, ceramics by Shannon Dominy, sculpture by Doug Makemson and handwoven rugs by Bonnie Montgomery. THE PINE & THE ROOT (1235 S. Milledge Ave.) Artwork by Emmi Walker. PINEWOODS PUBLIC LIBRARY (1265 Hwy. 29 N. #12) See paintings by Stanley Bermudez as well as a community mural. RICHARD B. RUSSELL BUILDING SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARIES (300 S. Hull St.) “Under the Big Top: The American Circus and Traveling Tent Shows” explores circuses, vaudeville troupes and other traveling tent shows in the U.S. from the 1820s–1930s. Through July 5. • “Nevertheless, She Resisted: Documenting the Women’s Marches” shares posters, photographs, articles and ephemera from the Women’s March on Washington, D.C. in January 2017. Through July 5. STATE BOTANICAL GARDEN OF GEORGIA (2450 S. Milledge Ave.) The Mountain Laurel Quilters’ Guild presents “Put a Bird on It,” a collection of 30 wall quilts using tradition, contemporary and art quilting techniques. Each quilt features one or more birds. Through Mar. 3. • Mark Paul presents nature photography. Through March. STEFFEN THOMAS MUSEUM OF ART (4200 Bethany Rd., Buckhead) “Faces in Time” includes works on paper, sculptures, mosaics and fiber art portraits of renowned individuals by Steffen Thomas, Leanna Leithauser Lesley and Chris Cook. Through Mar. 30. SURGERY CENTER OF ATHENS (2142 W. Broad St., Building 100, Suite 100) Works by members of the Athens Art Association, including large acrylics by Barbara Frohmader and watercolors by Zee Nagao. Through March. TIF SIGFRIDS (119 N. Jackson St.) “Semifreddo” is a solo exhibition of paintings by Los Angeles-based artist Gracie DeVito. Through Mar. 2. VERONICA’S SWEET SPOT (149 Oneta St., #6C6) See work by local and regional artists, craftsmen, potters and sculptors. WHITE TIGER GOURMET (217 Hiawassee Ave.) Artwork by CapMan. THE WORLD FAMOUS (351 N. Hull St.) Permanent artists include RA Miller, Chris Hubbard, Travis Craig, Michelle Fontaine, Dan Smith, Greg Stone and more.

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Howard’s and Tif Sigfrids present “Cabin Boy, Auntie Gladyce and Three More,” a collection of paintings by Chicago-based artist Margot Bergman, through Saturday, Mar. 2. CHRONIC ILLNESS SUPPORT GROUP (ACC Library) Meet others who are dealing with chronic illness. Third Wednesdays, 12:30 p.m. athenschronicillness@gmail.com EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) A 12-step program open to anyone with a desire to become well emotionally. Meets Sundays, 4–5 p.m. www.emotionsanonymous.org NAMI (First Presbyterian Church of Athens) “NAMI Connections” is a support group for adults who have experienced symptoms of a mental health condition. Every fourth Tuesday, 6–7:30 p.m. FREE! 770225-0804 ext. 711, namihall.org NAMI FAMILY (First Presbyterian Church of Athens) For family members, friends and caregivers of individuals with mental illnesses. “NAMI Family Support Group.” Every fourth Tuesday, 6–7:30 p.m. namihallga@ gmail.com, www.namihall.org PFLAG (Athens-Clarke Heritage Foundation, Firehall #2) PFLAG Athens Area is an organization to advance equality through its mission of support, education and advocacy by uniting LGBTQIA+ individuals, families, friends and allies. Meetings usually held third Sunday of the month. pflagathensarea.com

On The Street AARP TAX-AIDE (Oconee County Library) AARP Foundation Tax-Aide volunteers offer tax assistance Mondays, 12–4 p.m. aarp.org/ taxaide ATHENS HIP HOP AWARDS NOMINATIONS (Athens, GA) Vote now for your favorite hip-hop artist, hair stylist, urban business professional, restaurant and other categories for the Athens Hip Hop Awards, which will be held Mar. 24. www.ugalive.com KACCB TIRED OF TRASH TIRE AMNESTY WEEK (ACC Landfill) There will be no disposal fees for tires brought to ACC Landfill or CHaRM Through Mar. 2. Limit of six tires. 706-613-3508 MEDITATION IN ATHENS (Multiple Locations) Meditations are offered in various forms across town. Athens Zen Group offers a newcomers orientation every Sunday

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Build the Wall! GEORGIA HAS THE NATURAL RESOURCES TO SEAL THE SOUTHERN BORDER By Pete McCommons pete@flagpole.com How is President Trump going to pay for his emergency, $8 billion border wall? That’s easy. There is $8 billion sitting in the federal treasury right now—the exact amount declined by Georgia Republican governors and legislators during recent years for the expansion of Medicaid. That money they refused would have stabilized rural hospitals, created thousands of high-paying jobs and guaranteed medical care to around 300,000 Georgians, not to mention making Georgia much more attractive to industry, which tends to shy away from sick states.

Whether they’re talking about a cement wall or steel panels or whatever the wall du jour may be, everybody worries about the ability of the Guatemalan drug cartels to just climb over the top. Right here is where Sonny and Hice and Kemp and them could help Trump and help Georgia at the same time. Have they never heard of eleagnus? Eleagnus is dense, fast-growing, evergreen, impervious to drought and has sharp thorns and deep, widespread roots. A southern border wall topped by eleagnus would stop a horde of rapacious dope dealers dead in their tracks. The few who might somehow push themselves through a barrier of eleagnus would be so bloodied and disoriented that they could easily be scooped up by the border patrol. If Sonny and Hice and Brian and them really had Georgia’s interests at heart, they would realize the potential for our state, which is covered in eleagnus. A wall topped by this stuff would add only a fraction to the cost, but it would be a bonanza for Georgians. With Sonny’s agriculture department leading the way, Georgians could sell their eleagnus to the government, with the government responsible for digging it up and transplanting it to the southern border. We would get rid of our eleagnus and get some money at the same time! Make the agriculture department great again, like the old days, No Guatemalan drug cartel has ever breached the eleagnus wall at when farmers were paid not to the ACC Multimodal Center. plant cotton! But city-slicker government The Republicans don’t want to be bureaucrats might not think eleagnus can reminded how they have thrown our citdo the trick. OK, let’s dig deeper and make izens and our economy under the bus, things even better for Georgians. A wall just so they can continue railing about topped by eleagnus and laced with kudzu: Obamacare. And, of course, now they’re Dig it? While the dope dealers are trying edging toward some kind of pseudo-Medto avoid the eleagnus thorns, the kudzu is icaid approximation that may let a few snaring their feet, and Georgians are laughGeorgians get some kind of medical coving all the way to the bank. erage, if they can go out and get a job with If the “Build the Wall” crowd is still not Amazon. convinced, Georgia has even more ability But the wall: Why don’t our Georgia to strengthen the wall and line our pockRepublicans come to the aid of their presiets. Take, for instance, greenbriar, that dent? He has had to declare a false national fast-growing, ubiquitous, sharp-spiked emergency, so that he can fund his wall by pest… er, resource. If you can’t envision siphoning off money from already-approved the impenetrability of a wall constructed government expenditures, including $234 of eleagnus, laced with kudzu and threaded million from federal projects in Georgia. with greenbriar, you have never stepped Where is Congressman Jody Hice outside your Marietta apartment building. (R-Lake Oconee) when we need him? More Come on, Sonny! Earn that big salary. If to the point: Where is our former governor, the wall has to be built, let Georgia profit Sonny Perdue, now the U.S. Secretary of from it and build a better barrier at the Agriculture? Don’t tell me Sonny has lost same time. And, take it from me, if you his touch. He just recently anointed his think it would be a mistake to send all these protegé Brian Kemp governor by securing natural resources out of Georgia, don’t you Trump’s endorsement. Why can’t Sonny use worry. By the time our southern border is his agriculture smarts to help his president completely sealed off with the green wall, out of this wall jam? all that eleagnus, kudzu and greenbriar will If Sonny were worth his fertilizer as an have grown back here stronger than ever. agriculture secretary, he would know that And, who knows? This Georgia wall cover we have resources right here in Georgia may have other export potential. The Great that would help build an impenetrable wall. Wall of China is completely uncovered. f

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