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Happy New Year, Athens! Indie-pop star Kishi Bashi plays the 40 Watt Club on Monday, Dec. 31. See our live-music picks for the holiday weekend on p. 9.

This Modern World . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 NEWS: City Dope . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4

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A Sustainable Athens GROUP PUSHES FOR 100 PERCENT RENEWABLE ENERGY, AND MORE NEWS By Blake Aued news@flagpole.com When it comes to climate change, if the federal government won’t do something about it, then, kind of like Thanos, we have to do it ourselves. Not by killing off half the population, of course (although the big purple guy did have a point—that would go a long way toward solving the problem). A new group called 100% Athens, which includes members of Athens for Everyone and the Georgia Climate Change Coalition, is pushing the Athens-Clarke County government to commit to ensuring all of the electricity consumed in Athens comes from clean, renewable sources. “Paris is a really, really good first step, but it is not enough,” Ted Terry, director of the Georgia chapter of the Sierra Club, said at a recent forum, referring to the climate accords that President Trump pulled out of earlier this year. “We have to do more.” The forum, held at the ACC library Dec. 16, drew about 50 people, including Mayorelect Kelly Girtz, commissioners Mariah Parker and Melissa Link, and commissioners-elect Patrick Davenport, Tim Denson and Ovita Thornton.

One hundred cities with a total population of 40 million have already set a similar goal, according to Terry, and they could get three quarters of the way to the Paris benchmarks on their own. A few have already achieved it, including Burlington, VT and Aspen, CO. But those cities have their own municipal electric utilities. Complicating matters for Athens, most of our electricity comes from Georgia Power, a private company that’s regulated by the state. Achieving the 100 percent renewable goal will require working with Georgia Power and the Public Service Commission, and Georgia Power has been reluctant to add much solar to its portfolio, despite the urging of some PSC members, including Winterville’s Tim Echols. “I think solar is clearly the technology we have really figured out and nailed in this state,” said Jennette Gayer, executive director of Environment Georgia. It’s not enough, though—she envisions solar as being about 25 percent of the mix, with another 25 percent coming from offshore wind farms and 50 percent from energy conservation.

Currently, most of Georgia’s electricity comes from burning natural gas, with some from coal, some from nuclear and a tiny amount from solar. “We’ve got to stop burning stuff,” Terry said. “It’s as simple as that.” Atlanta recently passed a resolution setting a goal of 100 percent clean and renewable energy by 2035, but it can only reach 65 percent of that goal locally. The other 35 percent would come by purchasing clean energy credits from solar or wind farms outside the city. In Athens, some efforts are already underway. As part of a SPLOST 2011 project, ACC has installed solar panels on six government buildings, including a 500-kilowatt array at a wastewater treatment plant, and is conducting energy audits, buying hybrid vehicles and replacing old light bulbs with LEDs, ACC Sustainability Officer Andrew Saunders said. A proposed $72 million judicial center could be considered a sustainability project as well, Girtz added, because it would allow the county to renovate the courthouse and move offices out of old and inefficient buildings. Girtz also floated the idea of partnering with rural counties like Oglethorpe on solar farms. He also said he wants to add to the city’s tree canopy. And the community will face “hard choices” about land use— becoming denser means fewer resources consumed. 100% Athens has submitted a request for $17 million for environmental sustainability in SPLOST 2020, which will go before voters next November. That money could be used to add more solar panels around town, for new and more efficient HVACs, electric vehicles or insulating buildings. Affordability will be an issue for low-income and middle-class homeowners, as upgrading appliances and adding insulation is expensive. Terry said the PSC is considering a “pay as you save” pilot program in Savannah, where Georgia Power would front homeowners the money for improvements, then take a portion of the energy savings to pay back the debt. The result of going 100 percent renewable, Gayer said, would be not only cleaner air and a cooler climate, but more jobs. Georgia sends $22 billion a year out of state for energy, she said. Solar and energy efficiency create twice as many jobs as fossil fuels, and the jobs are in Georgia, not in mining states. “If you are installing solar panels on rooftops in Georgia, you are creating local jobs,” Gayer said.

CCSD Asks State for Funding Help The state government restored the last of the Great Recession-era austerity cuts for public schools this year, allowing the Clarke

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County School District to reduce class sizes, but local school officials are hoping for even more help during the 2019 legislative session, which starts in January. On the campaign trail, Gov.-elect Brian Kemp promised to give teachers $5,000 raises. Both of Athens’ state senators, Bill Cowsert and Frank Ginn, said during a meeting with CCSD’s government relations committee that they expect Kemp to keep his word, although it remains to be seen if budget writers in the legislature will agree. Even if the raise does come through, it will bring up equity issues local school districts will have to grapple with, according to Claire Suggs, chief of community engagement and strategic partnerships. For example, about 100 CCSD teachers aren’t covered under Quality Basic Education, the state funding formula, so the district would have to spend $1.4 million in local property-tax revenue to extend raises and benefits to those teachers, Suggs said. And that doesn’t even count central office staff, parapros, bus drivers, cafeteria workers or custodians. Rising health-care costs and contributions to the Teacher Retirement System are growing burdens as well, Chief Financial Officer Larry Hammel said. Board members Greg Davis and Charles Worthy underscored the importance of TRS, saying generous retirement benefits draw teachers to Georgia despite subpar pay and could help alleviate a teacher shortage if it’s shored up. CCSD staff and school board members also asked legislators to tie QBE to inflation and insert something into the formula that takes poverty into account. In response, Cowsert asked what should be cut. “It’s a big ask,” he said, noting that past efforts to “modernize” QBE have ended in stalemates. “It’s a heavy lift.” Ginn had questions about why so many CCSD students—8.7 percent—are classified as special needs. (The answer was that rural districts don’t provide enough services, so parents of special-needs students move to Clarke County.) When the conversation turned to lack of funding for early learning, Ginn said that’s an issue Kemp is focused on. Cowsert is likely to reintroduce a bill requiring the state lottery, which funds pre-K and the HOPE Scholarship, to pay more into state coffers and less to lottery winners. If the state’s share grew from the current 25 percent to the 35 percent required by law, it would generate an additional $400 million, he said. Past versions of the bill have passed the Senate but died in the House, because lottery officials argue that reducing jackpots will result in fewer tickets sold. Reps.-elect Marcus Wiedower (R-Watkinsville) and Houston Gaines (R-Athens) and Rep. Spencer Frye (D-Athens) also attended. f

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Give the People What They Want flagpole’s 15 Most-Read Online Stories of 2018

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he internet is a fickle beast, and so are readers in today’s fractured and undermanned media environment, where a random Macedonian guy posting misspelled bald eagle macros on Facebook can make more money than any intrepid investigative reporter. Commendably, Flagpole readers mainly engaged in serious issues over frivolities and fakes this year— even online. It’s a Festivus miracle! In lieu of a traditional year-in-review, here are the 15 most-clicked-on stories from flagpole.com in 2018, not including food-related stories, which are perennially among our most popular. The sundry restaurant comings and goings that made our digital readers press F to pay respects will be covered by food critic Hillary Brown in her year-end wrap-up in the Jan. 9 issue.

“Avid Pulls Out of Athens Academy Book Fair After Being Told to Remove Book With Gay Characters,” Mar. 9 Avid Bookshop shut down its annual book fair at Oconee County private school Athens Academy after an administrator told booksellers to hide copies of The Best Man by award-winning author Richard Peck because it features gay characters. “Our staff is uncomfortable working in an environment that condones this kind of censorship,” Avid owner Janet Geddis said. Head of School John Thorsen later apologized.

Democrat Stacey Abrams won 70 percent of the vote locally—a modern-day record. But it wasn’t enough, as Republican Brian Kemp, an Athens native, racked up huge margins in rural areas and clung to a 90,000-vote lead as election night wound down. Abrams would go on to file several lawsuits over issues of ballot access and voter suppression, but eventually acknowledged that she couldn’t catch up with Kemp two weeks later. While turnout in Clarke County was high, it was even higher in red Oconee County, and Republicans Houston Gaines and Marcus Wiedower took back two GOPleaning state House seats that Democrats Deborah Gonzalez and Jonathan Wallace had won in a 2017 special election. “Donald Trump Jr. Is Coming to Athens,” Sept. 27 The right-wing campus group Turning Point USA announced plans to bring in President Creamsicle’s eldest son to speak at the Classic Center in October. Let’s all agree to scrub this from our collective memories. “RIP Peter Appel, Barry Hollander and Rich Rusk,” Jan. 31, and “Driver Kills UGA Professor and Cyclist Karen Tinsley,” Apr. 4 Athens lost three prominent citizens within a few days of each other in late January: UGA law professor Appel, journalism professor Hollander and Rusk, a climate-change and social justice activist, writer and son of former Secretary of State Dean Rusk. Tinsley, a popular and accomplished faculty member in the University of Georgia’s College of Family and Consumer Sciences, was killed when she was hit by a pickup truck while riding her bike near Bishop. The driver, Richard Poulnott, was later charged with second-degree vehicular homicide, following too closely and other traffic violations.

“Get Your ACC Election Results Right Here” and “Kelly Girtz Elected Mayor in a Landslide,” May 22 A progressive wave in May’s local elections swept out two incumbents—Sharyn Dickerson and Jared Bailey—and installed five new commissioners: Patrick Davenport in District 1, Mariah Parker in District 2, Tim Denson in District 5, Russell Edwards in District 7 and Ovita Thornton in District 9. Commissioner Kelly Girtz, widely considered the most progressive candidate for mayor, easily defeated former “Ex-Employees Urge Boycott of Ciné and commissioner Harry Sims and business Daily Over Charges of Discrimination,” Mar. owner Richie Knight with 60 percent of the 14 vote. And public defender Lisa Lott ousted Several former employees of the downSuperior Court Judge Regina Quick, a fortown arthouse cinema and food co-op mer Republican legislator appointed by Gov. and their supporters held a protest on the Nathan Deal. sidewalk outside to draw attention to what they called an unwelcoming atmosphere for “Big Mixed Use Development Planned for minorities. (The theater’s board of direcFormer Athens Clock Factory,” Apr. 13 tors responded by bringing in the Athens Two Atlanta developers announced plans Anti-Discrimination Movement to conduct to redevelop the former Westclox plant workshops and committing to more diverse off Newton Bridge Road into a mixed-use programming.) Daily Groceries was also complex featuring apartments, restaurants, accused of similar conduct and reaffirmed “maker space” and a 3,000-seat amphitheits commitment to inclusiveness. ater. The first phase of the development—a new warehouse for Terrapin Beer Co.— “Teachers Flee CCSD: Departures Doubled broke ground earlier this month. Over 2016–17,” Aug. 8 Documents obtained by Flagpole through “Republicans Retake Athens House Seats; an open-records request found that 16 perAbrams Vows to Fight On,” Nov. 7 cent of the Clarke County School District’s The blue wave continued in Athens as staff resigned or retired during the

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2017–18 school year—double the number the previous year, and triple the number from 2010–11. Superintendent Demond Means said he would make teacher retention a priority.

suit by temporarily banning e-scooters while they figured out how to deal with people illegally riding without helmets, riding on the sidewalk and blocking the sidewalk when they parked.

“Scott Freeman Is Out as Athens Police Chief,” Sept. 13 In a move that caught many by surprise, Athens-Clarke County Manager Blaine Williams asked for and received the resignation of Police Chief Scott Freeman, who had won plaudits for bringing a renewed emphasis on community-oriented policing to ACCPD. A subsequent Flagpole investigation found that Freeman had lost the support of many of his officers, in large part because they believed he acted hastily in firing Taylor Saulters, a rookie officer who used his patrol car to run down a black suspect wanted on a probation violation. Longtime ACCPD veteran Mike Hunsinger was named interim chief, and the search for a permanent chief remains ongoing.

“Mayoral Candidate Richie Knight’s Business Record Called Into Question,” Mar. 21 Knight, the young proprietor of H.W. Creative Marketing, was always a long shot to become mayor, but he wasn’t helped by past employees’ allegations that he had not paid them or written them bad checks. Not a good look for a guy who ran as someone who could use his skills as an entrepreneur to solve the city’s problems.

“UGA Is Confiscating Those Newfangled Scooters,” Aug. 23 When the e-scooter company Bird dropped hundreds of its motorized children’s toys downtown and on the UGA campus, university administrators quickly got fed up with students leaving them just kinda wherever and started to confiscate them. At last count, UGA had impounded 1,100 scooters, and Bird owed more than half a million dollars in fines. Four months later, Athens-Clarke County would follow

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“Teachers are Not the Problem With Clarke County Schools,” Aug. 29 Bertis Downs is R.E.M.’s lawyer, but he’s perhaps best known these days as an advocate for public education, and he took issue with an op-ed Means wrote that Downs felt unfairly blamed teachers for the achievement gap between white and black students. “Classic City Deep Cuts: 15 Athens Albums to Know,” Aug. 15 For our back-to-school issue, Music Editor Gabe Vodicka and his staff of crack (or cracked-out) music critics tried to educate the youth on the Athens music scene, beyond R.E.M., The B-52s, Widespread Panic and other bands everybody knows. The results, as one might expect, were hotly debated on social media. f

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Happy New Year! OUR MUSICAL GUIDE TO THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND By Gabe Vodicka music@flagpole.com

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he calendar can’t prevent Athens from celebrating the heck out of its second-favorite holiday (with Halloween slightly edging it out as the best annual excuse to turn up and/or throw down). New Year’s Eve on a Monday? No problem—we’ll party all weekend long. Here are this year’s best bets for live music. For complete listings, see The Calendar on p. 10.

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Local rapper Torrance “Squalle” Wilcher has released several notable collections of lyrically daring, socially conscious hip hop, including 2016’s Black Picassoul and the following year’s truly dope Dope Souls. He’s set to drop yet another mixtape Saturday and is celebrating at the 40 Watt alongside Caulfield, Kxng Blanco, Ke Turner and others.

Hosted by rapper Larry “LG” Gresham, Sunday’s all-ages, pre-New Year’s Lituation showcase features local hip-hop talent both up-and-coming and well established, including scene godfather Elite tha Showstoppa, aforementioned standout Squalle, geek-rap favorite Blacknerdninja and newbie Britt LB, plus other guests. DJ Kountry Boy provides beats and bangers.

Lona, Ceiling Fan Caledonia Lounge · 9 p.m. · $5–$7

Townies of a certain age will find camaraderie at the Caledonia Saturday, where Lona and Ceiling Fan present

40 Watt Club · 8 p.m. · $20–$25

Georgia’s finest Southern-alt-rock collective returns to the 40 Watt to cap off another year of seemingly constant touring. In July, the group reissued its 1997 debut, newly dubbed Too Late to Turn Back Now, on New West. An upcoming full-length, produced by Nashville guru Aaron Lee Tasjan, is slated for a spring release. Rockers Dan Baird and Homemade Sin share Friday’s bill.

One of Athens’ most successful exports shares a very cool New Year’s Eve bill with the town’s most important emerging figure. Electropop enchanter Kishi Bashi followed up 2016’s critically acclaimed Sonderlust with a reissue of his rare Room for Dream EP the next year. Linqua Franqa—aka Athens-Clarke County Commissioner Mariah Parker—smartly and engagingly connects the dots between hip hop, politics and the study of language. Local pop artist Pip the Pansy opens.

New Rears Eve Ball Georgia Theatre · 9 p.m. · $10

Claire Campbell Flicker Theatre & Bar · 9 p.m.

Theo Zumm, Madeline

Kishi Bashi, Linqua Franqa

Randall Bramblett

Drivin’ N Cryin’

The owner of one of Athens’ strongest and steadiest singing voices, Claire Campbell is known for her bold and lovely solo output, as well as her work with local neo-roots mainstay Hope for Agoldensummer, where she performs alongside sister Page. Campbell headlines Flicker on the 28th with support from fellow Athenian SJ Ursrey (Honeychild), plus North Carolina blues upstart Heidi Holton.

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an indie-rock double thriller. A long-running concern of multi-instrumentalist Clay Leverett, Lona incorporates elements of twang and stomp while remaining dedicated to hooky, driving rock and roll. On-again, off-again power-pop crew Ceiling Fan most recently released the angular Survival EP in 2014.

Go Bar · 10 p.m.

Randall Bramblett Band

Athens natives Theo Hilton and Madeline Adams return to Go Bar for what has become an intimate holiday tradition. The expats—New Orleans-based Hilton fronts roving emo act Nana Grizol, while Adams is a member of tropical-punk Atlanta band Flamingo Shadow—will give friends and townies a mid-2000s nostalgia blast, as Hilton’s punk confessionals mesh seamlessly with Adams’ stirring folk snapshots.

The Foundry · 8 p.m. · $20–$25

Townies of an even certain-er age can relive the Allen’s Hamburgers days at The Foundry, where Randall Bramblett hosts a star-studded holiday show. The roots-rock icon, who helped establish Athens as a music destination back in the 1970s, has enjoyed a remarkable second act over the past decade-plus, releasing solid records at a steady clip, including 2017’s Juke Joint at the Edge of the World.

The Theatre’s throwdown is notable not only for its hosts and headliners—indefatigable DJ crew Booty Boyz, whose encyclopedic knowledge of pop music is matched only by their burning desire to make you dance, dammit—but also for the opener: Mayor-elect Kelly Girtz, himself a music buff who will make his DJ debut under the meta moniker Everybody Girtz. An educator by day, Hizzoner will donate his door cut to Family ConnectionCommunities in Schools of Athens.

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Ye Olde Go is the NYE spot for night owls and party animals alike. Kick off the evening however you want, so long as you scoot over to the eclectic Prince haunt around midnight. Enjoy the cosmic sounds of “spiritual mountain psychedelic shrymp folk” transplant Frank Hurricane and punk mystics Shade, plus Can Band, who will tuck deftly into the krautrock legends’ dizzying groove. DJs Winston Parker and Fog Juice will spin you right ’round well into the wee hours. f

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MUSIC | FRI, JAN 4

EVENT | SAT, JAN 5

MUSIC | SAT, JAN 5

ART | SUN, JAN 6

The Foundry · 8 p.m. · $12–15 After gaining prominence as a member of North Carolina string band Carolina Chocolate Drops, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Dom Flemons left the group in 2013 to pursue a solo career. The following year, he released Prospect Hill, an album that expanded on the Chocolate Drops’ repertoire, incorporating spirituals, proto-jazz, blues and other influences. In March, the Arizona native returned with Black Cowboys, recorded for Smithsonian Folkways and dedicated to illuminating the largely obscured history of the black Americans who inhabited and helped build the Old West. Myth-busting and musically rapturous, the record thrills even as it educates. [Gabe Vodicka]

Morton Theatre · 7:30 p.m. · $18 Athens’ newest comedy club, Moonlight Theater Company, opens this month in the former Rubber Soul suite of the Leathers Building with plans to offer professionally led theater classes, artist residencies for traveling performers and weekend workshops, in addition to plays and stand-up comedy. To celebrate the launch, a variety show will include performances by comedians Michael Burgos and Leo Mohr; singers Ansley Stewart and Bea Troxel; actors Mackenzy Cade, Mallory Moye, Taylor Wood and Andrew Youngerman; choreographer Kalyn Hardman; and founder Chase Brantley. Proceeds benefit the Athens Area Homeless Shelter. [Jessica Smith]

Flicker Theatre & Bar · 10 p.m. · $5 Chameleonic Athens rockers Georgia Dish Boys blend sounds and scenes with wild-eyed fervor. Drawing on touchstones like Neil Young, Sonic Youth and Townes Van Zandt, the group recasts roots music on the newly released Nine Song Movie. The record, which wears its influences on its sleeve—and in its song titles, like “Heartworn Highways” and “Howe Gelb Said”—is full of buzzsaw guitars and dizzy pedal steel, with frontman Seth Martin’s menacing shriek its attention-grabbing centerpiece. Martin and contributor Tyler Key are in the midst of a two-month-plus tour, but they’ll stop at home for a shower and a show at Flicker the first Saturday of the new year. [GV]

State Botanical Garden of Georgia · 2–4 p.m. · FREE! “Put a Bird On It” features 30 wall quilts that were handmade by members of the Mountain Laurel Quilters’ Guild, an organization based in Clarkesville that attracts artists from as far away as North Carolina who aim to preserve and perpetuate the art of quilting. Using traditional, contemporary and art techniques, each artist was challenged to create a piece that incorporates one or more birds, with many of the works featuring species native to Georgia. This is the third time the guild has presented a show at the botanical garden, and the exhibition will remain on view in the conservatory through Mar. 3. [JS]

Dom Flemons

Wednesday 26 COMEDY: Volumes Comedy Night (Go Bar) Comedy by Alia Ghosheh, Zack Hayes, Owen Hunt, Brian Walker, Daniel Thompson, Will Gaylord and Keefie Johnson. Proceeds benefit Safer Sex Fairies. 9:30 p.m. $3 suggested donation. volumeszine@gmail.com GAMES: Trivia (Craft Public House) General trivia. Industry night. Cash house prizes. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www. craftathens.com GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, 2440 W. Broad St.) Compete for prizes. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com GAMES: Nerd Trivia (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Every Wednesday. Prizes and house cash. 8 p.m. FREE! www.grindhouseburgers.com

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GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) Dirty South Trivia offers house cash prizes. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 GAMES: Cornhole Tournament (Saucehouse Barbeque) Gather a team and compete. 8 p.m. www. saucehouse.com KIDSTUFF: Preschooler Storytime (Oconee County Library) Stories, songs and crafts for preschool-aged children and their caregivers. 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/oconee

Thursday 27 CLASSES: Fix Your Own Bike (BikeAthens, 1075 W. Broad St) Learn how to repair your bike with tools and advice from experts. 6–8:30 p.m. $10/hr. suggested

donation. www.bikeathens.org EVENTS: Journey Through the Stars (Sandy Creek Nature Center) This month’s theme is “Fun with Stars.” 10 a.m. $2–3. www.athensclarkecounty.com/sandycreeknaturecenter EVENTS: Vinyl Night (The Rook and Pawn) Bring in vinyl to spin while you play games. 8 p.m. www. therookandpawn.com GAMES: Music Trivia (Saucehouse Barbeque) Meet at the bar for a round of trivia. 8 p.m. FREE! www. facebook.com/saucehousebbq KIDSTUFF: Lego Club (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Create Lego art and enjoy Lego-based games. Blocks provided. For ages 8 and up. 4:30 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/madison KIDSTUFF: Pajama Story Time (Madison County Library,

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Danielsville) Bedtime stories and songs. Newborn to 7 years. 7 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ madison

Friday 28 LECTURES & LIT: Chill Out and Read (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Drop by for a cozy reading break with warm drinks and delicious holiday treats. 10 a.m.–6 p.m FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ madison

Saturday 29 CLASSES: Revolutionize Beyond Resolution Yoga (Athens Five Points Yoga Studio) Led by yoga instructor Shannon Ball. 12:30-2

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Sunday 30 GAMES: Rockin’ Roll Bingo (Starland Pizzeria and Pub) Play to win. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-613-8773

Monday 31 CLASSES: Meditation (M3Yoga, Tree Room) Pranayama (breath) class. Donations are welcome. 6-6:45 p.m. FREE! www.m3yoga. com EVENTS: New Year’s Eve Party (Moose Club) Live music by the Sensational Sounds of Motown, a champagne toast and a breakfast buffet. 9 p.m.

EVENTS: NYE Uncut (The Pine) Open bars, Hors d’oeuvres, DJ, photo booth and a champagne toast. A portion of proceeds will benefit Prevent Child Abuse Athens. 8 p.m.-1 a.m. $85. www.thepineathens.com EVENTS: New Year’s Eve Celebration (Boutier Winery & Inn) Live music, heavy hors d’oeuvres and a champagne toast. 8 p.m.12:30 a.m. $30. www.boutierwinery. com EVENTS: A Totally ’80s New Year’s Eve (The Foundry) Celebrate with The Highballs and DJ Chief Rocka. Highlights include complimentary party favors, a midnight balloon drop and champagne toast. 8 p.m. $50. www.thefoundryathens.com EVENTS: Last Day Open Party (The Office Lounge) Come say goodbye

and drink the bar dry. The Office will close at midnight. 2 p.m.–12 a.m. 706-546-0840 GAMES: General Knowledge Trivia (Beef ’O’ Brady’s) Win house cash and prizes! Every Monday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-8501916 GAMES: Geeks Who Drink Trivia (Highwire Lounge) Test your general knowledge for prizes. 8–10 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com GAMES: Trivia (Craft Public House) General trivia. Industry night. Cash house prizes. 7 p.m. FREE! www. craftathens.com KIDSTUFF: Happy Noon Year (Oconee County Library) Craftmaking and countdown to the balloon drop at noon. 11 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Open Chess Play for Kids and Teens (ACC Library) Teen chess players of all skill levels can play matches and learn from members of the local Chess and Community Players, who will be on hand to assist players and help build skill levels. For ages 7–18. Registration required. 4–5:30 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650

Tuesday 1 CLASSES: Beyond the Resolution Yoga (Athens Five Points Yoga Studio) Set the template for the year of revolution beyond resolution. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. FREE! www.athensfivepointsyoga.com GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, 2301 College Station Road) Every Tuesday. 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/blindpigtavern

Wednesday 2 ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Docents lead a tour of highlights from the permanent collection. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum. org GAMES: Trivia (Craft Public House) See Wednesday listing for full description. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www. craftathens.com GAMES: Nerd Trivia (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Every Wednesday. Prizes and house cash. 8 p.m. FREE! www.grindhouseburgers.com GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) See Wednesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 GAMES: Cornhole Tournament (Saucehouse Barbeque) Gather a team and compete. 8 p.m. www. saucehouse.com GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) See Wednesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com KIDSTUFF: Preschooler Storytime (Oconee County Library) Stories, songs and crafts for preschool-aged children and their caregivers. 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Anime Club (Oconee County Library) Meet with other fans of anime, manga and Japanese culture. Grades 6–12. This month features Violet Evergarden. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee LECTURES & LIT: Word of Mouth Poetry (The Globe) Open mic poetry readings. This month’s featured reader is Danelle Lejeune and Tony Morris from Savannah. 8–11 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ athenswordofmouth

Thursday 3 EVENTS: Ladies Night in the Winery (Boutier Winery & Inn) Ladies are invited out for wine, food and line dancing. 6:30-10 p.m. $15. www.boutierwinery.com EVENTS: Holiday Potluck (Winterville Center for Community and Culture) Bring your favorite healthy dish to share. Melanie Burton from UGA will lecture on healthy weight management. 12 p.m. FREE! www.wintervillecenter.com GAMES: Music Trivia (Saucehouse Barbeque) Meet at the bar for a round of trivia. 8 p.m. FREE! www. facebook.com/saucehousebbq KIDSTUFF: Board Game Café (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Enjoy an evening of board game fun. 4:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/madison LECTURES & LIT: Oconee Rivers Audubon Society (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Catie Welch speaks on “Studying the Effects of Disease on Birds.” 7 p.m. FREE! www. oconeeriversaudubon.org LECTURES & LIT: Inclusive Book Club (Madison County Library, Danielsville) The book of the month is Little Men by Louisa May Alcott. 1 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ madison

Mountain Laurel Quilters Guild presents “Put a Bird on It,” a collection of 30 wall quilts using traditional, contemporary and art quilting techniques. Each quilt will feature one or more birds. See Calendar Pick on p. 10. 2–4 p.m. FREE! www.botgarden. uga.edu CLASSES: Care and Feeding of Honeybees (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Learn techniques for spring and winter feeding and treatments for parasites, diseases and disorders. 2–5 p.m. $35. www. botgarden.uga.edu

GAMES: Trivia (Hi-Lo Lounge) General trivia hosted by Jacob and Wes. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8561 GAMES: Happy Hour Trivia (The Rook and Pawn) Hosted by James Majure. 6 p.m. FREE! www. therookandpawn.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) See Tuesday listing for full description. 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/blindpigtavern GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) See Tuesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! www. locosgrill.com

GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) See Wednesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 GAMES: Nerd Trivia (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Every Wednesday. Prizes and house cash. 8 p.m. FREE! www.grindhouseburgers.com GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) See Wednesday listing for full description. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com KIDSTUFF: PRISM (Oconee County Library) PRISM is a safe space for all teens who share a common

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com PERIOD SIX Playing a unique blend of jazz standards with collective communication and soulful improvisation. Little Kings Shuffle Club 9 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub THE MISSIONCREEP Textured electronic and guitar soundscapes from musician Ben Ferguson. NERVE CLINIC Monty Greene’s longstanding electronic project features crisp, powerful dance tracks. SUPPORT GROUP Dark ambient and industrial project from local musician Steve Fitzpatrick. JONATHAN D.L. Local experimental electronic artist.

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ART: Opening Reception (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) The

The Foundry 8 p.m. $7 (adv.), $10 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com SPUZZY FROUTS A revival of the music of Athens party band Fuzzy Sprouts, featuring founding member Timi Conley on guitar, Kevin Sims on bass and Michael Crane on drums. CAROLINE AIKEN The local guitarist is joined by David Herndon on guitar, Eddie Glikin on percussion and Adam Poulin on violin.

Go Bar 11 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic Dr. Fred and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more. Every Thursday!

EVENTS: Vegan Pop Up Dinner (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) Featuring live music by White Rabbit Collective. www.hendershotscoffee. com

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Georgia Theatre 7 p.m. $5 (adv.), $7 (door). www.georgiatheatre.com HAYRIDE Long-running three-piece local rock band. WIEUCA Local band playing cheeky, guitar-driven indie rock. THE SEARCHIN’ DESTROYERS Experimental psych-rock group.

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EVENTS: Bring One for the Chipper: Christmas Tree Recycling (Multiple Locations) Keep Athens-Clarke County Beautiful (KACCB) encourages citizens to recycle their undecorated trees and wreaths. Check website for drop-off locations. 9 a.m.–1 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3501 ext. 311, www. keepathensbeautiful.org EVENTS: Vaccine & Pet Care Clinic (Pet Supplies Plus) Low-cost vaccinations, dewormings and other services for your furry friends. 1–4 p.m. www.athenshumanesociety.org EVENTS: Vegan Pop Up Dinner (Hendershot’s Coffee Bar) See Friday listing for full description. www. hendershotscoffee.com KIDSTUFF: Nature’s Trading Post (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Trade one or two objects found in nature for points or other nature objects in the center’s collection. 11 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3615 KIDSTUFF: Family Movie (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Watch a family film on the big screen. Light snacks provided. 2 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/madison OUTDOORS: Naturalist’s Walk (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Join the SCNC staff for a walk highlighting the beauty of winter. Bring a camera or binoculars. All ages. 10–11 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3615 THEATER: Moonlight Theater Company’s Grand Opening Cabaret (Morton Theatre) Featuring an array of award-winning and international performers. See Calendar Pick on p. 10. 7:30-10:30 p.m. $18. www.moonlighttheatercompany.com

an evening of original music, improv and standards.

Friday 28 “St. EOM of Pasaquan” is currently on view at the Lyndon House Arts Center through Saturday, Jan. 12. GAMES: Rockin’ Roll Bingo (Starland Pizzeria and Pub) Play to yell BINGO! 9 p.m. FREE! 706613-8773

Monday 7 GAMES: Trivia (Craft Public House) See Monday listing for full description. 7 p.m. FREE! www.craftathens. com GAMES: General Knowledge Trivia (Beef ’O’ Brady’s) Win house cash and prizes! Every Monday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-8501916 GAMES: Geeks Who Drink Trivia (Highwire Lounge) Test your general knowledge for prizes. 8–10 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com

Tuesday 8 CLASSES: Modern Western Square Dance Lesson (Winterville Center for Community and Culture) Learn this western dance with a modern twist. 2–4 p.m. $10. 317-855-0009 or 770315-9319

KIDSTUFF: Toddler Tuesday (Georgia Museum of Art) Families and children 18 months–3 years can take a tour, listen to stories and participate in a hands-on activity. This month’s program is “Treasure Hunt,” inspired by the exhibit “The Reluctant Autocrat: Tsar Nicholas II.” 10 a.m. FREE! callan@uga.edu, www.georgiamuseum.org KIDSTUFF: Tiny Tales on Tuesdays (Memorial Park) Storytime and a craft. Ages 18 months–6 years. 10:30 a.m. $3–4. www.accgov.com/leisure

Wednesday 9 EVENTS: Rabbit Box (The Foundry) Storytelling evening for adults. This month’s theme is “Metamorphosis.” 7 p.m. $10. rabbitboxstories@ gmail.com GAMES: Cornhole Tournament (Saucehouse Barbeque) Gather a team and compete. 8 p.m. www. saucehouse.com GAMES: Trivia (Craft Public House) See Wednesday listing for full description. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www. craftathens.com

vision of equality. Grades 6–12. 6 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ oconee KIDSTUFF: Preschooler Storytime (Oconee County Library) Stories, songs and crafts for preschool-aged children and their caregivers. 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/oconee

LIVE MUSIC Wednesday 26 Boar’s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC A weekly open-mic jam hosted by Louis Phillip Pelot. All musicians welcome. The Office Lounge 8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn. Final edition! Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT The longest standing weekly music gig in Athens! Enjoy

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com CLAIRE CAMPBELL Hope for Agoldensummer singer plays a set of soft, mesmerizing folk tunes. See story on p. 9. HEIDI HOLTON Country-blues singer-songwriter from North Carolina. SJ URSREY Local folk singer-songwriter known for fronting the pop group Honeychild. 40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $20 (adv.), $25 (door). www.40watt.com DRIVIN’ N CRYIN’ Hard Southern music from these legendary Atlanta rockers. See story on p. 9. DAN BAIRD AND HOMEMADE SIN Baird, originally of the Georgia Satellites, performs with his band. The Foundry 8 p.m. $10 (adv.), $13 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com THE GRAINS OF SAND Local band with a four-piece horn section offering up your favorite ’60s and ’70s beach and Motown music. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 THEO ZUMM Nana Grizol frontman returns to town to play a solo set of folky pop-punk. See story on p. 9. k continued on next page

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THE CALENDAR! MADELINE Formerly local singer-songwriter playing songs of love, hope and other torments and joys. DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. $7. www.hendershotscoffee.com LOMBARDI BROTHERS Local jazz collective featuring contributions from Dan Nettles, Seth Hendershot and others. Highwire Lounge 11 p.m. $2 (headphone). www.highwirelounge.com SILENT DISCO Dance the night away to three different channels of music. One of them is a request line! Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 WHITE RABBIT COLLECTIVE Local ensemble with influences ranging from Tuvan folk songs to psychedelic rock anthems to jazz-funk grooves. ELECTRIC BLUE YONDER Psychedelic space-folk band from Montgomery, AL. The Office Lounge 8:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 BIG DON BAND Southern-fried local rock group. Terrapin Beer Co. 5 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com LOST ON PEACHTREE Rock power trio influenced by music from the ’60s through today.

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Go Bar 11 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by Dr. Fred and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more. Go Bar 9 p.m. $5. 706-546-5609 MICHAEL POTTER Local guitarist creates a blend of ambient folk and psychedelic songs and soundscapes. PONY PAYROLL BONES Experimental noise artist from Baltimore via Georgia. JENNY MOON TUCKER Baltimorebased experimental noise performer. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com THE SOLSTICE SISTERS Old-time country ballads, traditional folk and ’40s-style swing with sweet, warm harmonies. Highwire Lounge 11 p.m. $2 (headphone). www.highwirelounge.com SILENT DISCO Dance the night away to three different channels of music. One of them is a request line! Live Wire 8 p.m. www.livewireathens.com HEART OF PINE Roots-rocking local group with jam and country influences. TOMMY TOWNSEND Nashville songwriter who has performed with Shooter Jennings and others. BOONE HOOD Local songwriter and American primitive guitarist.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 7 p.m. $5. www.hendershotscoffee.com LITUATION Team HOTC hosts an all-ages pre-New Year’s party featuring music from Squalle, Blacknerdninja, LG, Britt LB, Elite tha Showstoppa and DJ Kountry Boy. See story on p. 9. Terrapin Beer Co. 3 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com COUGAR LOVE Jam band from Peachtree City.

Monday 31 Athens Moose Club 8 p.m. $30. 706-546-0543 THE SENSATIONAL SOUNDS OF MOTOWN Six veteran musicians deliver an exciting, live-energy show. Featuring Mr. Motown! Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18–20). www. caledonialounge.com TRIBUTE NIGHT Featuring the music of System of A Down (by allcaps), Rage Against the Machine (by Inhouse Driveby) and Nirvana (by Cheese Dream). Ciné Barcafé 10 p.m. $5. www.athenscine.com STUDIO 54 PARTY Featuring tunes by DJ King, a midnight champagne toast and projection and lighting fun. 40 Watt Club 9 p.m. $25 (adv.), $35 (door). www.40watt.com KISHI BASHI Talented local songwriter and violinist creates exuber-

DJ EVERYBODY GIRTZ Athens Mayor-elect Kelly Girtz spins a dance party. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 FRANK HURRICANE Experimental artist that describes his music as “spiritual mountain psych gangsta folk.” See story on p. 9. CAN BAND Local group paying tribute to the music of krautrock icons Can. SHADE Dissonant, groove-oriented local post-punk band fronted by guitarist Phelan LaVelle. DJS FOG JUICE & WINSTON PARKER Playing disco, pop, postpunk, new wave and current hits. Little Kings Shuffle Club 10:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 LOGAN WALLIS BAND Local keyboardist leads his groove-centric group. The Old Pal 11 p.m. FREE! 706-850-4340 STAY AT HOME DAD Local electro producer hosts a New Year’s Eve dance party. The Rialto Room 8 p.m. $20. www.indigoathens.com THE SPLITZ BAND This band’s wide range encompasses Motown, funk, disco and both old-school and contemporary R&B.

FEVERGREEN Atlanta-based indierock five-piece. DEAD SELVES Punk-tinged indie group from Atlanta. The Foundry 7:30 p.m. $5. www.thefoundryathens. com THE BEST OF UNKNOWN ATHENS A monthly singer-songwriter showcase hosted by Liam Parke. This show features Ethan Phillips, Andy Dixon, Isaiah Breedlove, Sean McCauley, Rob Agocs and Demetrios Tsitsilianos. Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT Enjoy an evening of original music, improv and standards.

Thursday 3 Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com GET A LIFE Lo-fi indie-pop project from Houston, TX. The Foundry 8 p.m. $20 (adv.), $25 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com CHARLIE STARR Eclectic Southern singer-songwriter and leader of Atlanta band Blackberry Smoke. He’s joined by local musician Benji Shanks. LEVI LOWREY Storyteller and country singer-songwriter from Dacula. Go Bar 11 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic Dr. Fred and featuring a large

VFW 8 p.m. $10. www.vfwathens.com RAMBLIN’ COUNTRY BAND Georgia-based traditional country band.

The Foundry 8 p.m. $20 (adv.), $25 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com RANDALL BRAMBLETT BAND This established Georgia singer-songwriter’s Southern-tinged music pulls from a variety of influences. See story on p. 9. Georgia Theatre 7:30 p.m. $22 (adv.), $25 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com PAPADOSIO Asheville, NC-based electro-rock band. UNIVERSAL SIGH Athens-based jazz fusion/funk-rock band.

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The Foundry 8 p.m. $12 (adv.), $15 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com DOM FLEMONS Blues-and folk-inspired Americana artist and founding member of Carolina Chocolate Drops. See Calendar Pick on p. 10. Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $12. www.georgiatheatre.com THE SUNDOGS Six-piece rock band presenting a night of Tom Petty’s music. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com WHITE RABBIT COLLECTIVE Local ensemble with influences ranging from Tuvan folk songs to psychedelic rock anthems to jazz-funk grooves. Highwire Lounge 11 p.m. $2 (headphone). www.highwirelounge.com SILENT DISCO Dance the night away to three different channels of music. One of them is a request line! Terrapin Beer Co. 5 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com STRANGE TORPEDO New local alternative rock four-piece.

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Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18–20). www. caledonialounge.com LONA Long-running local alt-country band led by songwriter Clay Leverett. See story on p. 9. CEILING FAN Straightforward, melodic rock and roll from these longtime locals.

40 Watt Club 9 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com MIXTAPE RELEASE PARTY Local rapper Squalle celebrates the release of a new mixtape with additional performances by Caulfield, Kxng Blanco, J WO, Shalyse, Ke Turner and Zac Chase. See story on p. 9.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. $5. flickertheatreandbar.com CAMP COUNSELOR Lo-fi solo pop project from St. Louis, MO. PEALDS Dream-pop artist from St. Louis. TRVY Local hip-hop artist and member of rap collective The YOD. RAVEL Darkwave-inspired synthpop act from Atlanta. DK Athens-based hip-hop artist with a lyrically complex style.

VFW 8 p.m. $10. www.vfwathens.com CHRIS HAMPTON BAND Local country and Southern rock band hosts a dance party, playing classic and new tunes.

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The Falls 6 p.m. FREE! 706-850-2217 LEAVING COUNTRIES Louis Phillip Pelot plays solo sets of country-rock and acoustic Southern soul.

songs about wasting time and having crushes.

Boutier Winery & Inn 8 p.m. $10. www.boutierwinery.com SOUTHERN IMPACT Playing Southern and classic rock and country.

Hayride plays the Georgia Theatre on Thursday, Dec. 27. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 MISNOMER Local nine-piece improvisational fusion group with a funky, jazzy sound. The Office Lounge 9 p.m. 706-546-0840 SCARLET STITCH Straight-up rock and roll band from Athens. Terrapin Beer Co. 5 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com KURT LEE WHEELER Georgia singer-songwriter blending folk, alt-country and rock.

Sunday 30 Cali ’N’ Tito’s Eastside 6 p.m. FREE! 706-355-7087 THE LUCKY JONES Local band playing old-school rockin’ rhythm and blues.

ant, loop-driven, experimental pop music. See story on p. 9. LINQUA FRANQA Rapper and ACC Commissioner Mariah Parker spits politically charged lyrics over boombap beats. PIP THE PANSY Formerly known as Wrenn, this local artist plays eclectic, radio-ready pop.

Southern Brewing Company 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.sobrewco.com THE MATT BRANTLEY BAND Country-rock four-piece from Gordon.

The Foundry 8 p.m. $50. www.thefoundryathens. com THE HIGHBALLS Athens music vets perform a totally awesome set of ’80s dance hits. Farewell show! DJ CHIEF ROCKA Local DJ spins Top 40, hip hop, funk, soul and more.

Boar’s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC A weekly open-mic jam hosted by Louis Phillip Pelot. All musicians welcome. Backline provided!

Georgia Theatre 9 p.m. $10. www.georgiatheatre.com BOOTY BOYZ DJs Immuzikation, Twin Powers and Z-Dog ring in the new year with fresh jams and oldschool favorites. See story on p. 9.

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Flicker Theatre & Bar 10 p.m. $5. www.flickertheatreandbar. com THE NOCTURNAL BROADCAST Indie-emo-Americana group from Baton Rouge, LA. HAPPY CHEESE Local experimental bedroom-pop project.

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Friday 4 Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18–20). www. caledonialounge.com ART CONTEST Local math-rock group with propulsive rhythms and intricate melodies. MAMALARKY Psychedelic indie-pop band from Los Angeles. BABY TONY & THE TEENIES Local band plays doo-wop-inspired pop

Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18–20). www. caledonialounge.com HIT LIZARD Athens-based grunge band. ROSIE & THE RATDOGS Athensbased hard-rock group. MAHEETA Bethlehem band blending metal and reggae. Flicker Theatre & Bar 10 p.m. $5. flickertheatreandbar.com GEORGIA DISH BOYS Raucous and rootsy local rock group fronted by songwriter Seth Martin. See Calendar Pick on p. 10. TODD MCBRIDE Local roots-rock singer-songwriter known for fronting Dashboard Saviors. JOE CAT Local troubadour whose influences range from Steve Earle and Townes Van Zant to Johnny Cash. LOS CANTARES Local desert-rock supergroup featuring members of Old Smokey and Moths. The Foundry 8 p.m. $20 (adv.), $25 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com THE SWINGIN’ MEDALLIONS Best known for their 1966 hit “Double k continued on p. 14

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All musicians welcome. Backline provided! Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18–20). www. caledonialounge.com TOWARD SPACE Melodic punk band from Richmond, VA. THE PIERRES Alt-rock group from Athens. GRUNFELDER Local garage-rock band. Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT The longest standing weekly music gig in Athens! Enjoy an evening of original music, improv and standards.

Down the Line 1/11 JESTER / THE BROOK & THE BLUFF / WANDERWILD (40 Watt Club) 1/11 KINCHAFOONEE COWBOYS (The Foundry)

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Sunday 6 Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 7 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com THE SKIPPERDEES Charming sister duo with rich, folky vocal harmonies and a sense of humor. AFTER JACK “Foot-stomping string band” from the foothills of Virginia.

Monday 7 Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! hendershotscoffee.com OPEN MIC Showcase your talent at this open mic night most Mondays. Hosted by Larry Forte. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 BLUES NIGHT WITH BIG C Nobody in Athens sings the blues like Big C. Expect lots of soulful riffs, covers and originals.

Tuesday 8 Big City Bread Cafe 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0029 KIRBY AIMICK Local guitarist and banjoist creating instrumental melodies derived from American and Celtic traditions. The Foundry 7:30 p.m. $5. thefoundryathens.com THE POWERS Local folk-rock band of brothers. OZELLO Atlanta-based queercore punk-rock band with folk influences.

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Art 44TH ANNUAL JURIED EXHIBITION (Lyndon House Arts Center) The annual show will be juried by Lauren Hayes, Curator of Contemporary Art at Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art. Drop off entry forms and up to three works on Jan. 24, 1–8 p.m. & Jan. 25, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. 706-613-3623, athens clarkecounty.com/lyndonhouse AAAC GRANTS (Athens, GA) The Athens Area Arts Council is seeking applicants for its quarterly $500 grants. All local artists, arts organizations or arts-based projects are welcome to apply. athensarts.org CALL FOR ARTISTS: BEN EPPS AIRPORT (Ben Epps Airport) The airport is seeking local artists and makers to display works in their terminals. Email website and photo examples of your work to info@ athensculturalaffairs.org CALL FOR INTERNS (ATHICA) Apply now for internships in development, social media, music, poetry, photography and other gallery operations. Internships run January–April, June–August and August–December. Minimum five hours per week. College credit available in coordination with department of study. Deadline Dec. 31. athica. org/updates/internships CALL FOR PLAY SUBMISSIONS (Circle Ensemble Theatre Company) Second Sundays is a new play read-

ing series held the second Sunday of every month at 3 p.m. in the Winterville Auditorium. The series is seeking play submissions for consideration in the 2019 season. Send plays of any length or genre. newplays@circleensemble.com HOT CORNER: AN ATHENS LEGACY (Athens, GA) The Athens Cultural Affairs Commission invites professional artists to submit a proposal and images of a mural concept for consideration. The selected artist(s) will work with the ACAC and Athens-Clarke County goverment staff. Complete the proposal form online. Deadline Jan. 27 at 11:59 p.m. info@athensculturalaffairs.org, www.accgov.com/8509/call-forpublic-art---hot-corner-mural OPEN STUDIO MEMBERSHIP (Lyndon House Arts Center) Local artists can access studio facilities through a new open studio monthly membership program. Studios include ceramics, jewelry, painting, fiber, printmaking, photography and woodshop/sculpture studios. Up to 32 hours per week. $65/month or $175/three months. 706-613-3623 “VISIONS OF MLK” ART EXHIBITION (Lyndon House Arts Center) Seeking artists and writers to contribute works on paper to the 12th annual “Visions of MLK” exhibition. This year’s theme is “Peaceful Resistance: Letter(s) from a Birmingham Jail.” Works will be accepted Jan. 15–19. Event on Jan. 19. visionsofmlk@gmail.com

art around town AMICI (233 E. Clayton St.) Grateful Beads hand makes bohemian chic gemstone jewelry. Through February. ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) New paintings by Mary Porter, Greg Benson, Chatham Murray, Candle Brumby, Lana Mitchell and more. ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (17 N. Main St., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass. ATHENS ACADEMY (1281 Spartan Lane) In the Harrison Lobby Gallery, Elizabeth Barton shares quilts and watercolors. Through June. • In the Lampkin Lobby Gallery, a permanent exhibition showcases Greek and Italian photography and artwork. ATHENS ART AND FRAME (1021 Parkway Blvd.) Heidi Hensley’s paintings depict colorful and eclectic scenes of Athens and UGA. ATHENS-CLARKE COUNTY LIBRARY (2025 Baxter St.) “Shifting Shapes— Collaborations with Nature” features sculptures by Barbara Odil. Through Jan. 12. ATHENS LATINO CENTER FOR EDUCATION AND SERVICES (445 Huntington Rd., #120) See 20 paintings by Stanley Bermudez. BENDZUNAS GLASS (89 W. South Ave., Comer) The family-run studio has been creating fine art glass for almost 40 years. CINÉ BARCAFE (234 W. Hancock Ave.) “Eileen Wallace: Glitch” is a series of letterpress prints made by repetitive printing of hairline thickness lead rule. CITY OF WATKINSVILLE (Downtown Watkinsville) “Public Art Watkinsville: A Pop-up Sculpture Exhibit” consists of sculptures placed in prominent locations around downtown. Artists include Benjamin Lock, William Massey, Stan Mullins, Robert Clements, Harold Rittenberry and Joni Younkins-Herzog. • “Artscape Oconee: The Monuments of Artland” features a total of 20 paintings on panels installed around town. Artists include Claire Clements, Peter Loose, Andy Cherewick, Lisa Freeman, Manda McKay and others. CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) Gallery I shows “Stitch,” an exhibition of contemporary quilts, includes the industrial-scales of Elizabeth Barton, the obsessive geometric precision of Barbette Houser, the vibrant sewn gardens of Cleo Ward, the magic and mischief of Danielle Lasker and the meditative devotion of Anne Marie Vencill. Classic Gallery II features a solo exhibition of detailed portraits by Jaquelynn Faass.

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Auditions NORTHEAST GEORGIA'S GOT TALENT REGISTRATION (Lavonia Cultural Center) Registration for voice, dance and/or variety talent. Open to family-friendly solo, duet, group and/or family acts. Spaces are limited. $200 grand prize to be awarded to winner. Registration will begin Dec. 27, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. $10 registration fee. 706-491-9374 THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME IN CONCERT (Memorial Park) (Quinn Hall) Athens Creative Theatre is accepting sign-ups for the Athens Musical Theatre Orchestra's performance. Ages 16 & up. Auditions for lead roles will be held Jan. 9, 6–9 p.m. No audition required for the chorus and orchestra. daniel.self@accgov.com WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF (Memorial Park) (Quinn Hall) Athens Creative Theatre hosts auditions consisting of cold readings from the script in individual and group settings. Ages 18 & up. Auditions are on Jan. 7–8, 6–9 p.m. daniel.self@accgov.com

Classes CLASSES (Winterville Center for Community and Culture) “Open Community Coffeehouse,” Tuesdays from 9 a.m.–3 p.m. “Oil Painting,” Mondays at 1:30 p.m. “Chess

Club,” Mondays at 6:30 p.m. “Coffee with a Veteran,” Tuedays at 9 a.m. “Threadwork Crafting Club,” Tuesdays at 9 a.m. “Square Dancing,” Tuesdays at 2 p.m. “Bellydance,” Wednesdays at 7 p.m. “Mahjong,” Thursdays at 1 p.m. Chess tournament on the second Friday of the month at 6 p.m. 706742-0823, wintervillecenter@gmail. com, www.wintervillecenter.com CLAY CLASSES (Good Dirt) Weekly “Try Clay” classes ($20/person) introduce participants to the potter's wheel every Friday from 7–9 p.m. “Family Try Clay” classes show children and adults hand-building methods every Sunday from 2–4 p.m. $20. 706-355-3161, www. gooddirt.net DANCE CLASS REGISTRATION (East Athens Educational Dance Center) Offering classes for beginners through advanced students. Classes include ballet, modern dance, tap, urban soul and more. Children, teens and adults. Classes begin in late January. 706-6133624, www.accgov.com/dance FREE KARATE (East Athens Community Center) Learn the basics of karate. All ages and skill levels welcome. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3593 GENTLE HATHA YOGA (St. Gregory's Episcopal Church) Enjoy stretching with awareness, breathing practices and deep relaxation. Tuesdays, 5:30–7 p.m. $10. 706248-8918, mfhealy@bellsouth.net NIMBL CLASSES (Nimbl, 160 Winston Dr. #9) Classes offered for kids, teens and adults in dance, creative movement, choreography, pilates and more. www.nimble athens.com

DONDEROS’ KITCHEN (590 N. Milledge Ave.) “You Don’t Know How It Feels” is a black-and-white portrait series depicting millennial women by photographer Ian McFarlane. FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) Artwork by Jamie Gilstrap. Through Jan. 5. GALLERY@HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “Color & Comp” features works by Shawn Campbell, Jason Matherly, Jaime Keiter, Mike Landers, In Kyoung Chun and James Wilson. Through Feb. 2. GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “One Heart, One Way: The Journey of a Princely Art Collection” includes fine and decorative arts dating from ca. 1660–1952 from the family of Russian Princes BelosselskyBelozersky. Through Jan. 6. • “Even If I Lose Everything” features a series of abstracted skycaps by Ted Kincaid. Through Jan. 13. • “Richard Hunt: Synthesis.” Through Feb. 3. • “The Reluctant Autocrat: Tsar Nicholas II.” Through Mar. 17. • “Out of the Darkness: Light in the Depths of the Sea of Cortez” is a solo exhibition by Rebecca Rutstein. Through Oct. 27. GLASSCUBE@INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “Solar System (dad, you came to earth a long time ago)” is a site-specific installation by Trevor Reese utilizing miscellaneous furnishings, colored lights and mirrors. HEIRLOOM CAFE & FRESH MARKET (815 N. Chase St.) Susie Criswell presents “My Pocket of Nature,” a collection of acrylic paintings inspired by walking through neighborhoods and nature. Through Jan. 5. • John Weber presents nature photographs emphasizing special attention given to shapes, textures, colors and light. Opening reception Jan. 9. On view Jan. 6–Mar. 4. HOWARD’S (119 N. Jackson St.) Paintings by Carol John and Alicia Gibson. Through Jan. 12. JITTERY JOE’S FIVE POINTS (1230 S. Milledge Ave.) Archival prints of new silk paintings of France by René Shoemaker. Through December. JUST PHO…AND MORE (1063 Baxter St.) Brian Haas’ “People of Bhutan” is a series of photographs exploring the way cultural norms influence how people represent themselves. Through December. LOWERY GALLERY (2400 Booger Hill Rd., Danielsville) The gallery celebrates “24 Years of Art” with Giclee prints, originals, photographs and sculptures by over 24 artists including Claire Clements, Ben Rouse, Peter Loose, Kip Ramey and more. LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) “St. EOM of Pasaquan” explores the life of visionary artist Eddie Owens Martin through paintings, clothing and artifacts. Through Jan. 12. • “Perennial Pattern,” by Sara Parker and Simon Hunt, is a body of 22 screen-printed mono prints, each a result of a process of deconstruction and play. Through Jan. 12. • “Call & Response”

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“The Reluctant Autocrat: Tsar Nicholas II” is currently on view at the Georgia Museum of Art through Sunday, Mar. 17. OCAF SPRING ART CLASSES (OCAF, Watkinsville) “Paint with Charles,” “Painting Portraits in Oil with Abner Cope,” “Paper Beadmaking,” “Four-Part Watercolor Workshop: Light and Shadow” and “Four-Part Workshop: Making Color Speak.” Check website for dates, times and fees. www.ocaf.com SALSA CLASSES (Dancefx) Learn how to salsa dance. No partner required. Salsa and Bachata every Tuesday, 7 p.m. (beginners), 7:45 (intermediate/advanced). $10. www. dancefx.org SALSA DANCE CLASSES (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa classes. 7:30 p.m. (beginner lesson). Richard and Victor perform salsa music every second Wednesday at 8:30 p.m. Blue Eyed Amigos perform swing and salsa every fourth Wednesday at 9 p.m. $10/class (incl. one drink). www. facebook.com/salsaathens WINE CLASSES (J's Bottle Shop) “Wine 101: Fundamentals of Wine & Wine Tasting Appreciation.” Jan.

9, 23, Feb. 3, 20, 6:30–7:45 p.m. $75. “Wine 201A: Introduction to Wines of Europe” explores the major wine regions of France, Italy, Spain, Austria and Germany. Jan. 10, 17, 31 & Feb. 21, 6:30–7:45 p.m. $75. “Women Who Wine: Wine 101 Basic Concepts of Wine & Wine Tasting.” Jan. 16, 30, Feb. 13, 27, 6:30–7:45 p.m. $75. 706-353-8881, wine. jsbottleshop@gmail.com, www. jsbottleshop.com YOGA CLASSES (Thrive) “Yoga for Runners,” “Yoga for Moms,” “Balance Pilates” and more. Visit website for class schedule. 706850-2000, www.thrivespace.net YOGA CLASSES (5 Points Yoga) “Revolutionize Beyond Resolution,” Dec. 29 at 12:30 p.m. & 3 p.m. (free). “Day 1: Beyond the Resolution,” Jan. 1, 11 a.m.–12:30 p.m. (free). New 300-hour teacher training school begins Feb. 28. Various classes include flow, yin, restorative, power flow, gentle, Iyengar and simple stretch. www. athensfivepointsyoga.com

is an exhibit of works by Rene Shoemaker and Judy Bales. Through Jan. 12. • On view in the Lounge Gallery, “Citrine Visuals” features abstractions by Antoine Stewart. Through Mar. 2. MADISON COUNTY LIBRARY (1315 GA-98, Danielsville) The “Georgia Artists with DisAbilities” exhibit features works promoted by the organization, which aims to provide opportunities for showing and selling work. Reception Jan. 13. Currently on view through February. MADISON MORGAN CULTURAL CENTER (434 S. Main St., Madison) “South by South” features oil paintings by post-impressionist Alice Williams. Through Jan. 20. NORMAL BOOKS (1238A Prince Ave.) A variety of art on display, including paintings by Mary Eaton, GCH Pet Portraits, metal art by Julia Vereen, ceramics by Shannon Dominy, sculpture by Doug Makemson, collage art by Susan Pelham and handwoven rugs by Bonnie Montgomery. THE PINE & THE ROOT (1235 S. Milledge Ave.) Artwork by Emmi Walker. PINEWOODS PUBLIC LIBRARY (1265 Hwy. 29 N. #12) See paintings by Stanley Bermudez as well as a community mural. STATE BOTANICAL GARDEN OF GEORGIA (2450 S. Milledge Ave.) The Mountain Laurel Quilters’ Guild presents “Put a Bird on It,” a collection of 30 wall quilts using tradition, contemporary and art quilting techniques. Each quilt features one or more birds. Opening reception Jan. 3. Through Mar. 3. STEFFEN THOMAS MUSEUM OF ART (4200 Bethany Rd., Buckhead) Curated by Peter Loose, “The Great Folk Art Parade: Down the Lane to STMA” includes over 250 pieces by over 100 artists. Through Jan. 12. THE SURGERY CENTER (2142 W. Broad St.) “Finding Beauty in Your Home Town with Pencils or a Camera” is a collection of drawings and photographs by Alan Black. Through Jan. 11. TIF SIGFRIDS (119 N. Jackson St.) “Critter Konzepts” features paintings by the late John Fahey, who is primarily recognized as a guitarist and composer. Tribute performance Jan. 12. Through Jan. 16. VERONICA’S SWEET SPOT (149 Oneta St., #6C6) See work by local and regional artists, craftsmen, potters and sculptors. WHITE TIGER GOURMET (217 Hiawassee Ave.) Vibrant paintings of local neighborhood scenes by Mary Porter. Through Jan. 6. WINTERVILLE CENTER FOR COMMUNITY AND CULTURE (371 N. Church St., Winterville) An exhibition of poetry and visual art. Through December. • Folk art by Cap Man. Through January. THE WORLD FAMOUS (351 N. Hull St.) Permanent artists include RA Miller, Chris Hubbard, Travis Craig, Michelle Fontaine, Dan Smith, Greg Stone and more.

Help Out MITTEN TREE (Oconee County Library) The library is decorating a tree with donated mittens, hats and scarves for children this holiday season. Bring donations anytime. www. athenslibrary.org/oconee OCAF THRIFT SALE DONATIONS Donations can be dropped off to Rocket Hall every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday in Jan. from 10 a.m.–2 p.m. starting on Jan. 5. www.ocaf.com/art

Kidstuff BEGINNING ACTING WORKSHOP (Athens Creative Theatre (ACT)) Students will use simple monologues, skits and improvisation to explore the benefits of drama. For ages 8–12. Thursdays, Jan. 10–Feb. 14, 4:30–5:30 p.m. 706-613-3628 EXPLORATION OF THE MINDFUL BRAIN (IN PLAY Family Counseling and Resource Center) Therapeutic group for preschoolers, elementary, preteens and teens to learn basic brain science, gain awareness into emotions, and playfully learn coping techniques. Check website for dates and times. inplayfamilycounseling andresource.business.site MINI HOLIDAY CAMPS (Multiple Locations) “Nutcracker Escapades Holiday Mini Camp,” Dec. 26–28, 9 a.m.–4 p.m. at Rocksprings Park. $40–60. 706-613-3602. “Mysteries of Spy Holiday Camp,” Dec. 26–28, 9 a.m.–4 p.m. at Lay Park. $25–37.50. 706-613-3596. “Rockin' Around the Holidays Camp,” Dec. 31, Jan. 2–4, 9 a.m.–4 p.m. at Rocksprings Park. $40–60. 706-613-3602. “Winter Blast Mini Camp,” Dec. 31, Jan. 2–4, 9 a.m.–4 p.m. at Lay Park. $40–60. 706-6133596. “Ringing in the New Year Camp,” Dec. 31, Jan. 2–4. at East Athens Community Center. $40–60. www.accgov.com/leisure MONOLOGUES AND MORE (Memorial Park, Quinn Hall) Athens Creative Theatre hosts a program for ages 13 and older who have cognitive disabilities. Participants will use monologues, skits and improv to explore the benefits of drama. Tuesdays, Jan. 8–Feb. 12, 1–2 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3628

Support Groups ALS SUPPORT GROUP (Oconee Veterans Park, Watkinsville) Provides awareness and education to individuals living with ALS. Meets fourth Wednesday of every month, 11 a.m.–1 p.m. 706-207-5800 ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS SUPPORT GROUP (Holy Cross Lutheran Church) Adult Children of Alcoholics (ACA) is a 12-step program for people who grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. Mondays, 7–8 p.m. www.meetings.adultchildren.org ALANON 12 STEP (Young Harris Memorial United Methodist Church) Recovery for people affected by someone else's drinking. ga-alanon.org ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS (Athens, GA) If you want to drink, that's your business. If you want to stop, we can help. www.athensaa.org ATHENS DEBTORS ANONYMOUS (Covenant Presbyterian Church) A 12-step program for anyone wishing to recover financially and be rid of debt. Meets every Sunday, 12:30– 1:30 p.m. 949-235-2508 EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) A 12-step program open to

anyone with a desire to become well emotionally. Meets Sundays, 4–5 p.m. www.emotionsanonymous.org MENTAL HEALTH PEER SUPPORT GROUP (Nuçi's Space) Meets the second Wednesday of every month. Open to anyone focused on improving their life and learning how to live with their condition. www.nuci.org PFLAG MEETING (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) PFLAG Athens Area is an organization to advance equality through its mission of support, education and advocacy by uniting LGBTQIA+ individuals, families, friends and allies. Meetings usually held third Sunday of the month. pflagathensarea.com PROJECT SAFE (Athens, GA) “The New Beginnings Support Group.” Mondays, 6:30–8 p.m., with a dinner on the last Monday of the month. Childcare provided. “Athena: Goddess of Courage, Wisdom and Justice Group.” Thursdays, 6–7:30 p.m. “Walk-In Clinic.” Mondays, 1–4 p.m. and Thursdays, 3–6 p.m. www.project-safe.org

On The Street ADULT TRIPS (Rocksprings Community Center) “Hannah's Cherokee.” Feb. 11, 9 a.m.–5 p.m. $25–37.50. All trips depart and return to Rocksprings Park. Ages 18 & up. Register online. www.accgov. com/leisure BRING ONE FOR THE CHIPPER: CHRISTMAS TREE RECYCLING (Multiple Locations) Keep AthensClarke County Beautiful (KACCB) encourages citizens to recycle their undecorated trees and wreaths. Participants will receive a free tree seeding in return. Check website for drop-off locations. Jan. 5, 9 a.m.–1 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3501 ext. 311, www.keepathensbeautiful.org HOLIDAY CARDS FOR HEROES (Multiple Locations) (Madison County Library & Oconee County Library) Swing by the library and make a holiday card for a soldier, veteran, police officer or whoever you see as a hero. Supplies are located in the children's area, and the library will mail them to the appropriate address. 706-795-5597 MEDITATION IN ATHENS (Multiple Locations) Meditations are offered in various forms across town. Athens Zen Group offers a newcomers orientation every Sunday (except first Sunday of the month) at 11 a.m. athenszen.org. Mindful Breath Sangha offers mindfulness meditation in the tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh. Sundays, 6:30–8 p.m. beckylockman@gmail.com. M3Yoga offers meditation Mondays, 6 p.m. www.m3yoga.com. Dedicated Mindfulness Practitioners meets at the Griffin-Dubose Healing Lodge every Saturday, 8:30 a.m. jaseyjones@gmail.com. Mindful Living Center offers intro mindfulness classes every second Friday, 5:30–7 p.m. at the Healing Lodge, Piedmont Athens Regional. www.mindfuliving. org. Satchidananda Mission offers yoga meditation every Sunday, 6:30–7:30 p.m. and Kirtan every third Sunday, 4–6 p.m. revmanjula@ bellsouth.net. Let It Be Yoga hosts the Athens Singing Circle every Monday, 7–9 p.m. RIPPLE EFFECT FILM PROJECT (Athens, GA) Filmmakers of all ages and levels of experience are invited to create original short films about water conservation and water stewardship. Finalists' films will be screened at the Blue Carpet Premiere on Mar. 23. Visit website for official rules and entry form. $1,000 in cash prizes. Deadline Jan. 25. www. rippleeffectfilmproject.org f

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MUSIC EQUIPMENT Nuçi’s Space needs your old instruments & music gear! All donations are taxdeductible. Call 706-2271515 or come by Nuçi’s Space, 396 Oconee St.

MUSIC SERVICES Instant cash is now being paid for good vinyl records & CDs in fine condition. Wuxtry Records, at corner of Clayton & College Dwntn. 706-369-9428.

SERVICES CLASSES Sew Something with Amanda Whitsel’s 2019 Classes. Jan. 3rd or 5th. Thursday evenings or Saturday afternoons for 6 weeks. 12hrs $100. Learn to sew via quilt making, start to finish. All skill levels welcome, 3 sewing machines available. 706-325-5283, needleinahaystack7@ yahoo.com, sewsomething withamandawhitsel.com. Flagpole ♥ both musical and non-musical services.

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HEALTH HYPNOSIS: Make your New Year’s Resolutions come true! Stop smoking / lose weight with the help of James Hilton Hypnosis: 678-895-4278, jimhilton911@yahoo.com, www.hiltonhypnosis.webs. com. Flagpole ♥ classified ads. Thanks to all of our advertisers this year!

MISC. SERVICES Advertise your seasonal business! Firewood, Christmas trees, holiday decorating, Santas for hire, it’s almost here! Let our readers know how to contact you! Call (706) 549-0301.

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JOBS FULL-TIME Big City Bread is now accepting applications for a breakfast cook. Must be available early mornings and weekends. Experience preferred. Please apply in person. Help wanted in back of house, servers, bartenders. Apply in p e r s o n a t G e o r g e ’s Lowcountry. FT and PT positions avail. 2095 S. Milledge Ave. Moder n Age is hiring! Va p i n g e x p e r i e n c e / knowledge a must! Bring resumes into Modern Age. No phone calls please.

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PART-TIME Food Runner/Counter Staff needed @ Big City B re a d C a f e . M u s t b e available early mornings through afternoons and on weekends. Food service e x p e r i e n c e p re f e r re d . Please apply in person. Our Hope MCC seeks PT pianist 10a.m.–1p.m. Sundays. Proficient skills, ability to read music, including sight reading. Church music experience preferred, not required. Please submit resumes to ourhope1999@gmail.com.

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slackpole Flagpole Readers Write Once

more, Flagpole’s readers prove to be a skilled bunch of writers, artists and poets, and once more, our staff is incredibly grateful to these talented local folks for giving us a week off to enjoy the holidays and recharge. We’ll be back Jan. 9 with our first issue of the new year. Thanks, Athens!

TIME TRAVEL CHRISTMAS By Kathryn Kyker

It appeared just after Christmas 2017. On my desk sat a bag bright with a cheeky-looking Santa. I thrust my hand into the tissue paper and drew out a blue rectangle with a string looped around the top. The words “Police Box” were printed on each side. A co-worker said she had a late gift for me, but she didn’t know this about me—did she? I like to forget I am a walking stereotype. I sent this co-worker a text: “Did you give me the TARDIS?” She texted back, “The ornament?” Yes, TARDIS: Time and Relative Dimension in Space = “the ornament.” Like all Whovians, I harbor strong affection for the TARDIS, a time-traveling vessel disguised as a British police call box. This is just what my tree needed, and—thanks more to laziness than the superstition I claim—my tree stays up well past Christmas, so I hung it up as soon as I got it home. Snuggled amidst fake pinetree needles, it evoked tantalizing dreams. With a TARDIS, I could travel back, change a national election, reduce climate change and usher in world peace. The TARDIS on the tree. But Christmas was over, and I was feeling selfish. This was my TARDIS, and I would use it as a portal to my Christmases past. The first voyage would be only two days back: Christmas Day 2017. Before we all left the house to go see Star Wars, I would find the leftover turkey hovering in a corner, its platter covered by a pecan pie, and put it in the fridge instead of leaving it out to spoil. This is what comes from trusting a vegetarian with the meat—no turkey sandwiches to nourish the Jedi resistance. I could delete this total fail from the family memory bank. The next trip I’d make in my TARDIS would be to Christmas 1993. That year, my 5-year-old daughter made a last-minute request for a My Size Barbie. Amid peers giddy with the grasping opportunity of the season, she was coached to make a bold request. I assured her that Santa would surprise her with something wonderful—and that she would actually play with—but she hung on stubbornly. When our bright-eyed little girl ran into our living room that Christmas morning, she eagerly surveyed the

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giftscape. Failing to find any “my size” present, disappointment flashed over her face, but infinitely sadder was the forced stoic enthusiasm that followed. You’d do almost anything to avoid seeing your 5-year-old hide her broken heart. This was her secret litmus test. Any Santa worth believing in would bring her that doll regardless of what her parents thought. Santa failed her, and as Santa’s emissaries, so did we. Yes, if I could go back, I would let Santa get her that damn scary Barbie, and I’d treasure every second of her joyous belief confirmed. More time for her to wonder about magic in the world would be a gift to us both, and the perfect job for a TARDIS. My parents did a better job. Santa didn’t go all crazy, but there was always enough magic in the air to hang my hopes on. I don’t have a single childhood Christmas I would change until 1984. I was in my 20s spending the holiday with my family. I unwrapped a gift from my parents, meaning my mom: a set of yellow canisters—tins of varying sizes covered with a strawberry design as ubiquitous in that time as ribbon-wearing geese for country-kitchen wannabes. I frowned. Mom knew me better than this. My dad tripped over his quiet explanation that he’d won them in a tennis tournament. He could have had a trophy, but he had so many trophies, he thought it’d be nice to get me something. Dad never got me gifts on his own, and after this Christmas, he would hedge his risks, buying me only bottles of booze. I tried for a do-over. I softened my critical gaze, remarked on how useful they would be, how cool it was that he won them. Years later, when he’d visit me, I’d point to them in use, trying to make solid truth out of the slippery gloss applied in panic. If I could go back, I’d unwrap those tins with joy, and he’d see my genuine appreciation for his intentions, no matter that it wasn’t my style, and that domestic gifts to women are generally ill-advised. And that would be my gift to him: a glimmer of hope for a future I already knew. Our misaligned efforts to connect wouldn’t be forever doomed to miss their targets. My TARDIS returns home in time for this Christmas, and I step out realizing that even these small, selfish-seeming ambitions are bigger on the inside: a desire to celebrate and protect our connections, which are stronger than our mess-ups. We can’t get it right every time, but we can have the grace to forgive each other and ourselves—even when we leave the turkey out.

2018 IN REVIEW By Jay Barnes

What a year! Not just for Athens, but for the world at large. We laughed, we cried, we ate too much turkey on

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Thanksgiving. Let’s look back at some of the highlights of 2018—which, in the Chinese Zodiac, is the Year of the Sugar Glider.

Winter A chilly start to the year finds the internet, and the world, astounded at the Tide Pod “challenge,” where unwitting YouTubers eat packets of laundry detergent. Tide is aghast, and quickly releases advisories reminding otherwise rational consumers that their non-consumable products are not to be consumed. They also note that Tide Pods are gluten-free, to the confusion of many. In Athens, local ne’er-do-well, real estate developer, hooligan and Georgia Secretary of State Brian Kemp is busy with his gubernatorial campaign. Among his campaign promises are to make Georgia No. 1 in the nation for apartment complexes with fake windows, and to out-graft Governor Deal. We get a dusting of snow, causing approximately 10,000 traffic accidents and woolly mammoth sightings on Tallassee Road.

Spring With warmer weather approaching, Tide releases new Arnold Palmer Tide Pods—a refreshing way to quench your laundry’s thirst. Georgia primary races are held May 22, with Democrat Stacey Abrams winning her party’s nomination. On the Republican side, Kemp and Lt. Gov. Casey Cagle are forced into a July runoff, to the confusion of many. Shockingly, a few days after the primary, Republican also-rans Clay Tippens, Hunter Hill and Michael Williams are all found dead of apparent suicide, hanging from helicopters hovering over a Colombian coca plantation managed by Kemp Investment Properties, LLC. During UGA graduation, university President Jere Morehead comments, “They really did try, but some of them just couldn’t grasp the subtleties of underwater basket weaving.” Almost 10 students receive diplomas. It also rains for two solid months.

Summer Election monitors in Georgia bring the office of Secretary of State to task over voting machine irregularities. The machines, manufactured in 1972, run an updated version of BASIC+, and are said to be “OK” by Kemp, who is busy culling voter registrations. He also notes that the machines have been certified by the independent consulting firm of Yelagin and Sopov, Moscow. With much confusion, August sees the littering of Bird scooters around Athens, immediately causing several broken ankles and head injuries. Birds will ultimately be banned by December, but remain popular among party-hardy students. In a terrific home opener on Sept. 1, UGA takes on Austin Peay in Sanford Stadium. Fans are thrilled as the Dawgs dominate. Despite losing 10 players to Bird injuries, by the end of the third quarter, coach Kirby Smart has already played all the fourth and fifth-stringers, and so he allows waterboys, cheerleaders, those guys on the sidelines with the chains with flags on top, and even attendees to play. Uga X throws two touchdown passes for 27 yards and helps put the Dawgs on top: final score, 845 to negative 14.

played chimes that sounded like a breeze passing through a distant temple. A couple of does and their fawns ambled outside by the window. We enjoyed their gentle presence. At the end of the evening, we shared our creations with one another. Those of us who had arrived stressed seemed relaxed. We had all used completely different approaches and colors. My painting, done in orange, yellow and green strokes of paint surrounding a dark road curving into a sunrise, captured my recent experience. Now, I could share it with others. The picture is simple and bright, and I look at it during sad times. On those days, I sometimes sing some of Ronnie Milsap’s words, especially when I’m walking our dogs in bright moonlight. Many of Laura’s friends and fellow instructors at Canopy Studio recall that one of her favorite songs was “I Wish I Was the Moon” by Neko Case. I’m not ready to sing that one yet. For now, I’ll enjoy the older country tune and the trees beneath moonlight at night or the sunlit sky at dawn. I’ll also have a much greater appreciation for what paint, paintbrushes and paintings can do for the soul. Even for beginners.

THE FREE MARKET APPROACH TO HEALTH CARE By Tom Wenzka

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Fall To the confusion of many election observers, the Georgia ballot has been changed to read, “Shall Brian Kemp ascend to the office of Governor?” There is only one selection option. Members of the Abrams campaign are found abducted, but alive, in an abandoned Athens warehouse. Just in time for the holidays, new Turkey With Stuffing and Peppermint Candy Cane Tide Pod flavors are released; the former includes a gravy packet, ready in just minutes. On Oct. 21, your humble scribe has the honor of having his picture taken with the creator and current cast of “Mystery Science Theater 3000.” Just sayin’. As election day approaches, many polling locations are found to be simple plywood shacks with the words “Vot Hear” [sic] spray-painted on the side. The Secretary of State’s office cannot be reached for comment. On Nov. 7, with 100 percent voter turnout, Kemp is unanimously elected to the office of governor; he quickly certifies the results. The campaign denies reports of Kemp being spotted dancing nude around a bonfire of absentee and provisional ballots. Birds are banned in ACC, in favor of hydrogen-filled personal blimps. As this confusing year wraps up, we’ll look back on our memories and sigh dejectedly. If you’ll excuse me, I, um, have a rather large load of laundry I need to start.

SUNLIGHT, SINGING AND SACRED ART By Liz Conroy

Our 25-year-old daughter, Laura Conroy, helped lead the Wild Rumpus in 2016. Then she performed gracefully on the trapeze by City Hall, but grew dehydrated and exhausted. Later, after an intense argument with her partner, Laura took her life in the early hours of Oct. 30. My husband and I value the memories of Laura that enter our thoughts unexpectedly, especially in the fall. Could the ancient belief about the veil between the living and spirit worlds thinning in autumn have something to it? Perhaps it is a special time for connections to occur and memories to flow.

I also understand more about how the arts provide windows into the beauty of life, the reality of death and memories of loved ones. As I enter my own autumn years, I realize how the arts help magnify moments of intense feelings. Near the end of September, I headed down Tallassee Road for my Friday morning YMCA pilates class. My mind centered on whether I had brought my water bottle. Suddenly, the sky turned brilliant gold, and bright rays of sunlight spread through the treetops. The warm glow filled me to the brim. At that moment, Ronnie Milsap’s comforting voice rose from the radio with “I Wouldn’t Have Missed It for the World.” He sang: “I wouldn’t have missed it for the world Wouldn’t have missed loving you, girl You’ve made my whole life worthwhile with your smile I wouldn’t trade one memory ’Cause you mean too much to me Even though I lost you, girl I wouldn’t have missed it for the world” The synchronicity of the gold sky, sunlit trees and sweet country song unleashed a torrent of tears. The music brought out my longing for someone I loved with all my heart and lost too soon. I got to the Y in time to hop in a shower before class and let the cool water soothe my red, puffy eyes. Pilates, yoga and other mind/body classes often help during times of grief, because of the need to breathe rhythmically and mindfully. It is calming. This class was no exception, and I found my center again. Yet a wound was now reopened. It felt raw and needed to be closed. I feared heading downward into depression. Once down in those depths, it’s a struggle to pull back out again. Fortunately, my neighbor welcomed community members to her “Drawing in Sacred Space” art class on Oct. 1. Jessica Magnarella said to just bring ourselves—she’d supply brushes, paper and paint. I hesitated. Brushes? Paper? And paint? Oh my! I have little experience in creating this kind of art. I just like to look at what someone else has created. But Jessica showed our small group—ranging from a preteen to seniors—how to use water, little dabs of paint and different-sized brushes to paint whatever was on our minds. With her gentle coaching, our paintbrushes glided across our blank sheets of paper. No one held back. Those were joyful moments of neither judgement nor grades, just freedom to create. A candle glowed on the table as Jessica

I’m imagining hunger insurance—or, perhaps, it would be called, in parallel with convention, “satiation insurance.” Hungry, I proceed to the burger joint, where some are covered but others resist the insurance mandate and pay out of pocket. My personal information is taken, and photocopies of my ID and insurance card. Those with neither insurance nor income are transported by emergency vehicles when they nearly succumb to starvation and are given a cheeseburger, despite lack of coverage or cash. I pay my co-payment of $1. I eat my cheeseburger. The burger joint, to thrive financially, juggles payments from the various insurers, so it cannot post a set price of the cheeseburger. About six to eight weeks after jousting with the insurance company, the burger joint’s billing department—which is housed in square footage larger than its kitchen and eating area and employs more white-collar workers than food servers—sends a three-page bill. The burger’s price is listed at $34.81. The insurance share has been minused out in a separate column: $28.55. I still owe $5.26. If payment is not sent within 30 days, that will be $5.79. If not within 60 or 90 days… well, an algorithm and then bill-collection agencies will determine my fate. Similar information had been received in my mail four days ago from the insurance company, although that information was listed in an entirely different format, using different column headers and jargon, more breakdown columns and more pages, including four pages to inform me of my rights to dispute and appeal, with all the steps of that process listed in language that only a Yale-educated attorney could decipher. Another two pages, probably compiled by a United Nations agency, listed interpretation services and the locations of the embassies I might visit for assistance with navigating my appeal. Baffled, I had set that statement aside. By contrast, my digestive system processed the cheeseburger within a few hours, and, by simply pressing the shiny lever on a porcelain appliance, I was able weeks ago to put the matter behind me.

HOME AGAIN By Carl Schmidt

The following was written in December 1995. At that time my wife, Mimi, and I had lived in Brunswick for 14 years after moving around the country for a very long time. We are very happy to have made Athens our home since 1998. I have heard that there are many languages that do not have a word for “home” that is distinct from “house” or “abode.” I am glad that English does. It’s definitely a warmer, safer or at least more familiar place to be. k continued on next page

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Mimi and I spent a week in the frozen North, where we were born and raised, and where much of our family still resides in the suburbs of New York City. New York City is a hip and happ’nin’ place—so cool they had to name it twice. If you leave for a season, you return a stranger. We have been away for many seasons, and, yes, it is stranger. My kin had to remind us of all of the caveats of survival once again: If on foot, avoid eye contact, keep walking (the predators always go for the slow, feeble and infirm lagging at the rear of the pack); don’t gawk; don’t wear big, dangly earrings in the subway (handles for muggers); and never stop to look at a map or ask for directions. When driving, don’t signal for lane changes or look over your shoulder. It only alerts the cabbies to close rank on either side. I will add to this a personal warning to avoid the timespace-warping-wormhole that surrounds the George Washington Bridge. It sucks the unwary into its vortex and slings them out into northern New Jersey or Harlem, depending on randomly changing factors known only to itself. The language was at least familiar. I will be the first to admit that a Bronx accent is not, by most objective standards, the most mellifluous of tongues, but it is the language my youth—excuse me, make that “my yoot”—and it is dear to my heart. The utterance, “Oi was jus’ gonna make

a fresh potta cawfee. Can I getchez some?” is not only readily understandable, it speaks to me comfortingly of home. In 1995, deep in the heart of Manhattan, there was a haven in the apartment of our daughter and son-in-law. With their guidance, we were able to sample the incredible variety of stores and eating establishments within a block or two of their home. We enjoyed a different ethnic food style each day and night for our stay, including that of one group so new that National Geographic has yet to include them in their directory of “Who’s Where.” The focus of our visit was, of course, spending time with our relatives. We drove the saner Currier and Ives hillsides of Cooperstown, NY to visit Mimi’s family (and yes, there is a lot more there than the Baseball Hall of Fame). Later, we spent the day before Christmas in the joyfully rollicking chaos of my gathered kin. In both places, and in quieter regroupings throughout the week, beyond the warm hugs at the door, subtle details said, “It’s good to be home again.” My grandmother’s teapot, my mother’s “good china,” my brother-in-law’s laugh, my sister’s smile on the face of her children, the arch of my nephew’s eyebrow that I recognized from my own mirror, the eyes shared by my wife and daughters and the overall sense of belonging were an affirmation of “home.” We have lived in Brunswick for about 15 years. We tended our garden and gradually molded our house to our taste in that time. A new family of friends has grown around us and embraced us. Our Brunswick family has

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SAVED BY RALPH By Jack Stirling

As the relief driver, you had to accept being called upon at any moment to take the wheel. It didn’t happen often. The notification usually came around three or four o’clock in the morning with, “Hey, wake up! Can you drive for a while?” This became my favorite time to drive—watching the sky change colors in the quiet dawn, something my sleeping bandmates never seemed to appreciate, no matter how often I would point it out to them. Driving to New Orleans was always more of a festive event—often starting before we got in the van—so when I was called upon to drive, the question was more like, “Hey, are you sure you can drive?” I don’t recall exactly how I responded, but it must have been something resembling “yes,” and I got my mind around taking over driving duties when we stopped for gas at the next exit. Ralph, driver for life, needed a break after driving for five hours following a full day working at a print shop. Armed with a cup of coffee and a pack of smokes, he was capable of delivering us to our gig most anywhere in the country. In a pinch, gas-station coffee would work, but a high-end brew was much more desirable. Although a lot has k continued on next page

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been said about the influence of drugs and alcohol on music culture, you can’t deny the contribution coffee has made to further it down the road. In the front of the van, we would often plot a route through towns where we knew we could find a decent cup, which resulted in a near-mutiny once from the other band members in the back, led by a wildeyed drummer screaming, “That’s the second McDonald’s we’ve passed without stopping!” After years of traveling, we acquired a reputation for arriving to the gig late. We learned to do the fastest soundcheck ever to appease the sound engineer, and later that night, we’d deliver a solid performance, where even the club owner would forgive us. We learned to keep our pit-stop times to a minimum—get in and get out fast. This night, we had plenty of time to get to our destination as I jumped in the driver’s seat to begin my turn at the wheel. After a quick head count of band members, I drove away and was met with the most awful metallic sound that words cannot begin to describe. Like one of those old radio shows where they play a sound and people call in to try guess what it is. It would have taken hours before someone identified this sound, but when you are 10 feet from a gas pump, you know it immediately. I sat frozen at the wheel looking in the side-view mirror at the nozzle still in the side of the van as the hose dangled, dripping gas on the ground. I imagined that the woman who rang up customers inside would soon be calling the cops. The others must have had this thought too, and as the laughter died down, they began to prepare themselves for a possible police visit. I looked into the gas-station window to see the woman happily ringing up customers, unaware of what had happened at the pump. Ralph got out of the passenger seat and tiptoed around the van, doing a sneaky walk that you learned from cartoons would make you invisible. He nonchalantly hung the broken nozzle back on the pump. Tiptoeing back around the van, he jumped in the seat and yelled, “Drive!” We sped away in the night, vowing to never stop at this exit ever again.

WHERE TO FIND THE BEST WILDLIFE By Kathy J. Simpson

Growing up in Washington state, my family liked to nature-watch. We’d look for beaver, identify animal tracks, including mountain lion, and watch salmon jump upstream to spawn. Looking at the Olympic Mountains from our Seattle house, my dad told us that mountain goats lived on their steep cliffs. On long, boring-for-kids drives, sometimes he would try to get us to look around by claiming to see a mountain goat. We’d look hard, just in case, but we never saw one. As an adult, I now know that the mountain goats were an introduced species limited to the Olympics, and are being removed due to their vast destruction of the fragile alpine environment. So, when up in the Canadian Rocky Mountains on a cold, early summer’s day, I was excited to hike some steep ski slopes that I believed would be ideal to find goats. Morgan—my somewhat reluctant hiking partner—and I climbed and scrambled amongst the scree and scrub to the top of a slope. Not a single animal. We went up a second slope. Nothing. Morgan stated the obvious: “I don’t think we’re going to see anything here.” While descending, I wondered how I’d gotten the location so wrong. When we arrived back at the parking lot,

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CHASING FIREFLIES By J. L. Mirisch

“Look! Over there!” I hurried down the back porch steps. Tiny glowing lights flashed on and off from all directions. Enchanted by my first sighting of the fireflies I’d heard so much about, I felt giddy, like a child again, as I darted around the yard. My heart beat faster as I pursued them, but each time I got close to one, it flew out of my reach. When I stopped for a few moments to catch my breath, a firefly suddenly appeared right in front of me. At first, it looked like an ordinary winged insect suspended in air, until its posterior light bulb ignited and then quickly extinguished. I stood still, taking in the show. There were so many of them—it seemed wherever I looked, their twinkling lit up

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there they were! No, not mountain goats, but equally exotic to us, Dall sheep. Nearly 5 feet long and very light brown, they had magnificent curved horns. However, clods of thick fur were hanging off them, and we wondered why they would be foraging in a dirt parking lot. “Are they sick?” I asked. “I have no idea.” We fretted while driving past stunning scenery and several groups of mangy-looking Dall sheep on the road. A huge herd of elk grazed on a local school’s soccer field. Back in the mountains, we saw parked cars, with people boiling out of their vehicles and heading towards a knot of tourists staring at something about 8 feet away. “Probably more Dall sheep,” Morgan joked, but as we drove by, we saw them: a mountain goat ewe and her two kids. They had white-cream fur as soft and fuzzy as I’d dreamed. Mama was standing under a sign that read, “Do not disturb the wildlife.” On a trip to Nevada, I wanted to find wild donkeys. Morgan again was reluctant, as she thought that seeing burros was unlikely compared to rattlesnakes. “I do have some idea of where the burros are supposed to be,” I said. “Then we find some fresh donkey doo and follow it to its source.” “Donkey dung is your plan?” Skeptic. We easily found a good bit of doo near the parking lot. We poked this way and that in the blazing heat, trying to follow what seemed like random paths of doo, but eventually, the doo wasn’t getting any fresher, and neither were we. Disappointed, we drove on a dirt road until we were blocked by a stopped car at the intersection with the main road. An arm reached out of the passenger side with a carrot. Then, we saw them: a herd of wild burros at the corner, just waiting for handouts. Foiled again, said our dusty, thirsty, donkey-dung smelling selves, but this time by soft and fuzzy burros. Since then, we have continued to observe that where we spot birds and other creatures often is near the parking area. In all of Utah, the only place I saw marmots (a type of large ground squirrel that often lives in western mountains) was a park, where they were munching happily on the lawn. We now realize that the effort and small adversities faced (ticks, poisonous plants, snakes) during hiking are totally unnecessary. What explains this phenomenon? When we alter the landscape, we accidentally provide benefits for animals that draw them to non-natural environments—but there are adverse consequences, too. The Dall sheep weren’t sick, just molting; they were getting salt from the roads. This causes vehicle collisions, decimating herds in some places. Like the burros, some animals learn to take easy handouts, although this is often nutritionally detrimental. Artificial grazing areas such as soccer fields, combined with excessive populations, may contribute to the spread of chronic wasting disease among elk and deer. These atypical environments also encourage our illusions that these animals are here for our enjoyment, that they are not wild animals and are surviving just fine. Serious consequences aside, I appreciate that these areas provide a way for anyone to see wild creatures, but where’s the thrill in watching these beautiful animals in parking lots, soccer fields or parks? One should have to sweat, get bitten by bugs or work at it a bit to appreciate the sweet serendipity of spotting and watching a wondrous creature going about its life.

the yard in the waning light of dusk. What miracle created such a creature? Their beauty mesmerized me. Another one flew near me and hovered for a few moments. This time, I tried to touch it, but it took off too soon and disappeared behind the trees and into the woods beyond the house. Finally, I returned to the porch and sat next to my husband. He put his arm around me and pulled me close. Our two dogs sat beside us, surveying the yard for critters. “I want to watch the fireflies like this every night. Fireflies on summer nights. I think this is always going to be my favorite thing about living in Georgia.” “I’m glad you like them,” he whispered. He kissed my cheek, then rested his on top of my head. “I’m so happy to see you smile.” “I really do love it here. I love the fireflies. And I love living with you.” He chuckled and blushed, then pulled me into a soft kiss—the kind of kiss that feels like coming home. All of a sudden, my black French bulldog began barking and startled me out of my wistful reminiscence. Robby practically knocked me off the porch when he pushed past me and raced down the steps in pursuit of a squirrel. “Robby!” I groaned. My blissful reverie was broken, but there they were—the fireflies—their gleaming luminescence popping up everywhere: near the bushes, in the tree branches, above me, around me, far and near. Every summer, they faithfully appear for a few short months to dazzle me with their spectacle of lights. It’s been seven summers now, and they still thrill me as much as they did that first night. I scurried down the steps and tried to chase a few of them all around the yard. I wanted to catch one, just one, before it flew beyond my reach. One of them flew so close to me I could almost catch it. I chased it all the way to the fence until I stopped short and froze in place. The firefly disappeared as I stood staring at the driveway. I felt heaviness in my chest looking at the place where he used to park his car. The space he used to fill had been empty for days, but it felt like years. Robby trotted up beside me, and we both stared into the emptiness. He whimpered as we faced the loneliness together. I reached down to stroke his fur, hoping to console him. “I know, Robby. I miss him, too.” It seemed like several minutes passed, but it was only seconds before I forced myself to turn away and look back toward the yard where the fireflies’ lights danced in the fading twilight. Darkness waited around the corner. Soon, the

fireflies would retire for the night, but they would be back tomorrow, and I would return to watch them play as their miracle of light soothed my grieving heart. “This is my last summer chasing fireflies…” My voice drifted off as I looked over my shoulder on the way back to the house. “I’m going to miss this,” I whispered. I knew I would always think of them when summer came. There would be no fireflies where I was headed. No back porch, no woods in the backyard, no sounds of cicadas crying out from the treetops. I took one last look out into the yard. There were fewer of them now, but those that remained still gave off their magnificent light. Maybe there will be fireflies in my dreams. It was wishful thinking, but I hoped it was true. Then, I’d never really leave this beautiful home, and I’d be forever chasing fireflies.

NICARAGUA By Anonymous

Perhaps, during the holidays, we could all look more closely at the daily lives of citizens from Central America for us to feel the bond that connects our humanity. I lived multiple years in Nicaragua, and many friends and family have called to report that it hasn’t been an easy 2018 for most Nicaragüense. By midsummer, over 300 people were reported killed by the Ortega government. Citizens reported snipers on the rooftops shooting at the population, terrorizing all. Today, things seem to have calmed, and hopefully, a wonderful season is ahead. As we gather at holiday meals and hold our families close, we can also understand the need for asylum and urge our government to hold to our values of honoring those fleeing bloodshed.

SPACE WRANGLER By Sean Hribal

This summer, I was looking through CDs at the Habitat ReStore when I found Widespread Panic’s Space Wrangler. The cover had “Widespread Panic” written in bitching fonts and a cool pop-art image of a guy riding a bucking bronco. “Looks cool,” I thought. “I’ve heard of this band.” I opened the case and was surprised it still had the CD. “I’ll buy this one.” k continued on next page

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Now, I have to admit, I’m a poor excuse for an Athens music fan, and my appreciation for the local scene is pretty much limited to blowing out my eardrums at a Jucifer show once, but I thought, “Here’s my chance to become a Widespread Panic fan.” I had listened to a couple of their tracks years ago and thought, “Widespread Panic is good, but it’s not really my thing.” So, I wrote them off as just another jam band. But maybe they would grow on me. I got home ready to have a deep listening session with my new album. I loaded Space Wrangler into the CD player, and it whirred to life. The room filled with acoustic guitar picking that lifted me up and carried me through the desert, through space and the memories of my life. And each new track perpetuated my beautiful trance. One song in particular sounded so familiar, but I couldn’t place where I had heard it before. I figured it must have been on WUOG years ago. When the ride ended, I was stunned. How could I have written off this band for so long? I was now a fan. I put the CD back in its case and said, “You’ve earned a place beside my Jucifer album.” The next day, I was eating breakfast and noticed Space Wrangler on the bookshelf. That reminded me that I wanted to find out the name of that familiar song. So, I grabbed the CD case and popped it open. The CD was mostly solid orange, but I thought maybe the tracks would be written small somewhere. I angled the CD into the morning light. A rainbow of colors rolled around its silvery edge. And the tiny words came into focus: BECK: SEA CHANGE

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My name is Sam. I’m a 13-year-old boy on a plane all by myself. Specifically, 3A. So, I get onto flight 3A and see a man sitting in my seat. Mine. And being my shy 13-year-old self, I walk up to the man and say, “Um, excuse me, mister.” I have to repeat myself before he looks up from his book. ”What do you want, kid?” he asks in a rude voice. I continue, “Oh, uh, that’s my seat, I think.” He grunts and says, “Can’t you just sit next to me?” It sounds like a whine this time. I say OK, and the plane takes off. The man starts a conversation. “What’s your name, kid?” “Sam,” I reply. “What’s yours?” He doesn’t respond for a long time. “I can’t tell you.” I start to notice that he might be a bad person. He is in my seat, won’t get out of it, sounds rude and won’t tell me his name. Is he even supposed to be here?

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As we get further into the flight, as in across the ocean, I thought back on this time in my life, and I had to ask he says he has to use the bathroom. He walks to the front myself, “Have I actually attended this festival before?” I of the plane, but the bathroom is in the back. Now, I know know this sounds like a strange question, but my life up to something’s up. In his back pocket, I see the shape of a pisthis point has been pretty strange, and I don’t expect things tol! I jump up out of my seat and scream. The flight attento change anytime soon. dant comes over and asks what’s wrong. I reply, “That man The year was 2000. I was a 28-year-old, as-yet-undiaghas a gun!” and I might have said it way too loud, because nosed manic depressive. I was supremely happy. I was also the man and all the people on the plane are now staring at experiencing my first manic episode… I just didn’t know it. me. There was a music festival that summer in Athens at the “Oh, you must have seen wrong, little boy,” she says in a 40 Watt Club. I spent most of my time backstage, intercalming voice. acting with a whole lot of people. I was babbling a steady “No, no, I did, I really did!” I say more quietly than last stream of manic-speak, but I somehow managed to avoid time. The next thing I know, there is too much smoke to getting kicked out. see, and I can barely breathe. At one point, there was a lull between bands. At the I grab my backpack and make my way out of all the time, it seemed like a good idea to walk onstage and share smoke. From the looks of it, I am the only survivor. People my joy with everyone. So, through the backstage door I are screaming in terror and running to boats. Then I realize emerged. It was my first (and only) time onstage at the 40 I am in Manhattan. I ask a random person what building Watt. I had a very specific image in mind: a scene from the that was, and he says they were the Twin movie Sixteen Candles. In this moment, Towers! of perception were blurred, and I I jump up out of my lines I start to freak out and run to the tried like mad to project to the audience seat and scream. boats. It’s the fastest I’ve ever run in my what I saw in my mind’s eye. I didn’t dare entire life! I cut the line and jump onto speak for fear I wouldn’t be able to stop. the boat. Everyone is covered in ashes and soot. I was wearing a long green dress, which helped to facilI sit down on the deck of the boat and think about what itate my next move. I stood in front of the crowd and disjust happened. So, the guy that sat next to me was the guy creetly shimmied my Redneck GReece Deluxe promotional that crashed the plane. He must have not had a ticket, and underpants down my hips to my ankles, delicately stepping that’s why he sat in my seat. He didn’t want to tell me his out of them (like a lady), at which point I did a little dance name, either. But how did he get through security? I guess on top of them. we’ll never know. It was then that a young man came from behind the stage and gently returned me to the backstage area. I left the underwear onstage. Things probably would have made a little more sense if I had held up my underwear—an homage to another scene in Sixteen Candles—for the crowd to see. They were white, but not plain. On the front was a By Dena Gunter Maxwell black screen-print of Greg Reece’s face, complete with cowboy hat. On the back was a red screen-print of the admoniI write for a music news website. In August 2016, I covered tion, “Kiss My Redneck Ass.” a music festival in Athens for this website. This was the At the time—and I think this was the right decision—it first time I’d ever been to this festival. Why did I wait so seemed smarter to forsake my “performance art” and leave long? Social anxiety prevented me from attending as a fan. the stage when asked. However, attending as a journalist was a special opportuGod bless Greg Reece—he came up with a sincerely nity I wasn’t going to miss. hilarious pair of panties, and he sold the shit out of them My social anxiety was a beast at the time. Sometimes at his shows that year. I think what finally convinced me to I think I hide it well, but that just means I internalize it, just buy the damn things was how he promoted them from which makes things worse for me in the long run. I battled the stage like a carnival barker, even going so far as to point it constantly, so that every day left me both exhilarated by out that they were made by a company called Dixie Belle the music and drained by the sheer amount of energy it Lingerie and were of very high quality. took to stay focused on the task at hand and keep my menSo, there’s my confession: I once misbehaved at an tal shit together. Athens, GA music festival when I was in my 20s. I am much Maybe all this tension and turmoil was karma’s way older now, and hopefully a little wiser. And, basically, I no of biting me on the ass. You see, I once did something longer have the stamina to misbehave—at least not too at a music festival that some might consider socially much. But as long as I still have the energy and the inspiraunacceptable. tion to write, I’ll keep on plugging away! Music is love. f

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Retrograding Gatorade By Avery Douglas

The cosmos is spinning slowly… Backwards seeming Like all of reality is possibly dreaming, A nightmare some would say But a lesson from the universe being the true way, The time is now to reap what you sow From these lessons and pains you shall grow, As planets spin backwards Forget not we are simply actors, Bound to the materials of Earth Destined to realize our worth Forget not the pure soul you were destined at birth Seek, and may you find genuine mirth; Cleanse thy soul Of the egotistical role For the lessons of retrograde Will not merely wither away These lessons are the karmic curses Laid upon Earth by the planet’s universes, Once the patterns of the Macrocosm are learned All thy soul’s concerns will be burned; Learn to live in the here and now Naturally thy heart will find the Tao, Seek guidance through the stars Understand the meaning of your Mercury, Venus and Mars; Welcome the energies of Saturn, Uranus and Neptune May they fortify the awareness of thy soul’s tune, Near the depths of Pluto may our desires reach Seek deep within and allow intuition to teach; We are creatures of the organic cosmos Eating the dirt of past soul’s compost, Understand the natural order Expand from this Earthly border, For you are a soul meant to bloom Spawned from the darkness of the cosmic womb Lessons of retrograde may they not fright Find unity, balance, and third-eye sight; As the cosmos spins backwards Remember we are the soul masters And retrograde is simply a scheme Undressing karma’s egotistical dream.

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But I did Early in the morning, this was while no one else was awake I couldn’t sleep so I was sitting on the couch just staring at the wall She walked by headed for the kitchen I don’t know where she came from All of a sudden she was just there

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Then, she was gone I sat for quite some time, my gaze burning a hole in the wall I wanted to turn my head; to look and see if I could still see some sign of her but I didn’t quite dare At some point I got up and went back to bed I don’t remember doing it but when the sun began to filter through the blinds there I was I didn’t sleep Not that night and not since; at least not well But now, when insomnia haunts me I don’t get up I just lie quietly until morning comes I haven’t seen her since but I don’t mind Sometimes, once is enough

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