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Big Development, Small Houses Plus, Dog Fences and More Local News By Blake Aued and John Huie news@flagpole.com A proposed mixed-use development on Prince Avenue looks poised to advance after ACC planning commissioners and most nearby residents praised it at a hearing last week. The development at 1190 Prince—on vacant lots totaling six acres between Rite Aid and McDonald’s that are currently used as a gravel parking lot for Athens Regional—would include a small grocery store and 48 two-bedroom apartments in one four-story building (with the top floor stepped back from the road); a two-story building with a restaurant, rooftop patio and smaller retail spaces; a parking deck built into the hill on the back side of the property with driveways off Prince and Nacoochee Avenue; and green space with a pedestrian connection at the back of the development near Hiawassee Avenue. Several speakers from the Boulevard neighborhood praised the development and the way the developers—Bryan Austin, John Stamm, Trey Wallace and architect Bob Smith—incorporated their input. The result is light-years better than the medical office proposed for the lot 15 years ago, they said. However, activist Tony Eubanks noted that the neighborhood is at the mercy of
developers because the ACC code has no protections against commercial development encroaching on residential parts of the Prince Avenue corridor. And he criticized the amount of parking in the development, which exceeds what’s required by ACC. “If we’re going to build these things so neighbors can walk to them, we have to trust that they will,” Eubanks said. “These minimum parking requirements are killing us.” Even supporters expressed concern about increased traffic on Nacoochee, which leads to Chase Street Elementary, and one Boulevard resident said he’s skeptical the development will succeed, given that the Bottleworks never seems to be completely full, and another, similar mixed-use project called 100 Prince is planned for the former St. Joseph Catholic Church a few blocks away. “It’s going to be half-empty,” Thomas Weiner predicted. “We’re going to end up with this giant building, and we’ll be stuck with it for 50 years.” Planners noted that, if the development doesn’t draw a grocery store, the 28,700square-foot commercial space will exceed the county’s 10,000-square-foot limit on
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retail stores in commercial-neighborhood zones. And planning commissioner David Finkel wondered how a grocery store at 1190 Prince would affect Daily Groceries Co-op’s plans to move into 100 Prince. “It’s two different markets,” replied Jim Warnes, the attorney for the 1190 Prince project. “They won’t be competing with each other.” They didn’t vote on a recommendation, but overall, planning commissioners spoke positively about the development. “I like the proposal,” Hank Joiner said. “I like the way Prince Avenue is going. This will be a nice complement to Normaltown.” [Blake Aued] Tiny(ish) Houses: Lots of Athens residents have been lobbying for tiny houses, and while at about 600 square feet they may not technically be “tiny,” a Savannah
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housing in-town. This is exactly the type of thing we should be looking for.” Nearby residents don’t like the project, though. They said they’re worried about too-dense development, loud music and people coming and going at all hours. “We really need to look at these things, not just put up stuff any old way,” Joseph Bell said. In a twist, deVegter could build the cottages tomorrow without seeking permission, because the property is zoned multifamily, but they would have to be rentals, because she couldn’t subdivide the lot. Approving her plan would allow her to sell them individually as single-family homes. It became apparent as the meeting went on that deVegter did not communicate with the neighbors, who were envisioning the three-story student rentals that have come to dot the Hancock Corridor over the past decade. Planning commissioners told her to meet with them, sort things out and come back. [BA] Don’t Fence Me In: Whether or not they meet the county’s legal requirements, some ACC dog owners have installed underground fences that shock a dog through an electronic collar if it tries to leave its yard. But “wireless” or “radio” fences aren’t as effective as traditional fences in some ways—the collar’s batteries can die, the dog can charge past the buried signal wire regardless, and they don’t prevent other animals or children from entering the yard. But last week, ACC commissioners voted 8-2 to legalize electronic fences, and nixed a proposed requirement that the owner must be present. Owners of electronic fences must now post signs so the public will know that the fence exists, and “dangerous” dogs that have killed or injured another dog or cat in the past will still have to be confined using a physical fence.
The discussion was civil, but the issue, like any involving animals, was controversial. A parade of dog owners defended electronic fences—no one spoke against them—as being effective, humane, less unsightly and less expensive than conventional fences. Valerie Dickey told commissioners that her dogs can jump or dig out of a conventional fence. “My one dog can clear eight feet, just by jumping,” she said, and a chain-link fence with a concrete footing could cost $15,000 to build. Her electronic fence has kept her three dogs confined for the past four years with no problems, she said. Terry Osbolt, who installs such fences professionally, said he guarantees them to keep dogs in, and not one of his 2,000 installations has failed. The dogs require a little training, he said, but “after three or four days, the dogs don’t get any more zaps. They know better.” But that wasn’t Commissioner Andy Herod’s experience. “We had an electronic fence, and that was the worst expenditure of money I’ve made in a long time,” he said. “We put it around a pond. If the dogs wanted to get in the pond, the electronic fence didn’t make any difference whatsoever.” The issue only came up, Herod added, after a Municipal Court decision declared the fences legal. Herod was “baffled” by that ruling, he said; the law “very clearly” requires fences to keep other dogs or people out, and electronic fences can’t do that. “Electronic fences have always been illegal in Clarke County,” he said. But other commissioners were unpersuaded, or felt it was too much to ask dog owners to always be present when an electronic fence is in use. The change will be evaluated in one year. [John Huie] f
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there’s any fun to be had during the Trump Administration, it will be to watch what happens when a terrifically insecure man makes insane promises to curry affection and praise, only to find himself unable to deliver much of anything. Promises already impossible off the rip were made even more undoable with each superlative (“best!” “greatest!”) and hyperbolic (“tremendous!” “huge!”) addendum. So, feeling his oats on the day after the election, Trump didn’t promise just any infrastructure program. He said, “We are going to fix our inner cities and rebuild our highways, bridges, tunnels, airports, schools, hospitals.” All of which will be “second to none” and “put millions of our people to work.” Oh, and he promises it’ll be “revenue neutral,” meaning that it won’t come from deficit spending. Not gonna happen. First off, whatever does get built won’t be the best in the world. That simply won’t happen without actually spending what world-class projects cost. The price tag on a basic infrastructure reboot would be upwards of $3.6 trillion, according to the American Society of Civil Engineers, and it’s highly unlikely that the Republican-controlled Congress would sign off on even a tenth of that. So Trump’s ruse is to promise a $1 trillion infrastructure plan that sounds to most voters like what we’ve always done: The government, using its own funds, hires workers (and some subcontractors) to build roads, bridges, etc. But all it is really are massive tax cuts to try to entice private companies to build the projects. The government won’t be funding the projects but essentially selling them off to corporations. It’s a “privatization fire sale,” writes David Dayen at the New Republic. It’s simply more neoliberalism passed off as generous populism. Instead of funding the projects themselves, the government will be funding the profits of companies, and when profits don’t look good enough, those companies will opt for tolls and user fees, say experts. Even high-toll elite roads might be built for those who can afford a quicker commute. That’s because, under Trump’s plan, projects will have to be monetizable, with continuing revenue streams. Projects unattractive to corporations—like updating Flint, MI’s water system, for example—simply won’t be pursued, since the promise of profits is the only motivator in Trump’s current plan. With contemporary capitalism increasingly defined by extreme winners and losers, Trump’s privatization plan could cement, quite literally, inequality into our built environment. [Matthew Pulver]
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“He may nuke ‘Saturday Night Live,’� I said. “He doesn’t waste time beating around the bush—no pun intended,� Digby said. “‘You’re fired.’ That certainly fits into a tweet, and Hillary got the message.� “But, Digby,� I said. “How can America be great if our public school system and our inner cities are allowed to deteriorate, if there is no protection for our air and our water and we remain dependent on oil and coal and ignore global warming and our citizens can’t get health care?� I asked. “That’s just the sort of drivel I’d expect from the dishonest, liberal press,� Digby retorted. “What you don’t understand is Larry Tenner
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My friend P. T. Digby keeps me up to date on Republican happenings. I ran into him recently outside their Christmas party. “So, Digby,� I said, “when do you think Trump will move to Washington?� “Why should he do that?� Digby asked. “Well, that’s where the machinery of government is,� I said. “The machinery of government is obsolete,� Digby rejoined. “In the digital age, Mr. Trump can handle things just fine from Trump Tower.� “But, Digby,� I said, “You can’t run a government with tweets.� “Mr. Trump is too busy with his own brand to be bothered with running the government,� Digby said. “That’s why he has chosen such outstanding leaders to head up the departments.� “Billionaires,� I said. “Don’t forget the generals,� Digby pointed out. “Trump’s cabinet will be made up of men and women who hate the principles of the departments they direct,� I said. “Drain the swamp,� Digby rejoined. “Pump the oil out of the swamp and then frack it, using uninsured, poorly educated, minimum-wage, non-union workers,� I suggested. “Make America great again,� Digby confirmed. “How can America be great if nobody makes a living wage?� I asked. “It’s very simple,� Digby explained. “All those Mexicans thought America was great enough to pour across our border-withouta-wall, and they were glad enough to take those low-paying jobs. We kick them out, build the wall, and then American workers get those jobs, and we’re great again. Too bad the Democrats couldn’t grasp that.� “The Mexicans took the menial jobs,� I said. “Robots are taking the skilled jobs.� “The new secretary of labor is all about robots,� Digby said. “No sick days, no vacations, no wages, no blood coming out of their whatever.� “But what happens to American workers?� “The generals are going to need a lot of workers, Digby said. “We’re going to have to take care of China and Iran and the international Muslim terrorist consortium and all that.� “War is going to make America great again?� “It always has,� Digby affirmed. “Several of them didn’t turn out too well,� I said. “Only because we were afraid to use weapons of mass destruction,� Digby said. “Mr. Trump’s generals know how to fight a war, and he’ll have the codes in his phone.�
that we’re also going to cut taxes on corporations and the wealthiest families, and then they’ll have an incentive to invest again. Our industries will flourish, and everybody will have a job and can pay for their own health insurance and send their kids to a good school instead of a government school.� “I thought robots didn’t need health insurance,� I said. “Don’t forget we have a majority in both houses of Congress and very soon on the Supreme Court,� Digby said. “There will be penalties for the smart-ass press. Our ally Mr. Putin has taught us about that.� “Meanwhile, what about that Congress?� I said. “You’ve got the country so gerrymandered that Congress represents the minority in our country who oppose both abortion and birth control, want to turn health insurance, Medicare and Social Security over to the highest bidder, believe global warming is a hoax just like evolution and are convinced that we can have a strong economy by cutting taxes on the wealthy and their corporations while building up the military budget. How in the hell is that going to make America great?� “Because we’ll be self-reliant again,� Digby said. “We won’t be coddled by the government anymore.� “Unless we’re billionaires who pay no taxes or corporations that get tax breaks by threatening to go offshore?� “The government will help those who help themselves,� Digby concluded. f
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Merry Christmas, David Ralston The Georgia Supreme Court’s Gift to the House Speaker By Tom Crawford tcrawford@gareport.com It isn’t quite Christmas Day, but Rep. David Ralston (R-Blue Ridge), the speaker of the Georgia House, has already received probably the best gift he ever got in his life. The present was delivered last week by the Georgia Supreme Court, which handed down a ruling that allows Ralston, who is a lawyer, to continue working as an attorney despite admitted violations of two rules of professional conduct. Ralston got into this predicament quite a while back when he represented a couple, Paul and Shanda Chernak, who were suing for monetary damages from an auto accident that had injured Paul Chernak. The civil lawsuit languished for several years without going to trial. At one point, Ralston’s clients appealed to him for financial help in paying their bills. Ralston advanced them $22,000 from his trust account. When you’re a lawyer, the rules of professional conduct require that you be diligent in representing your client and not let a case drag on for an unreasonable period. You are especially required not to commingle a client’s funds with your own and not to advance money to a client from your trust account. The State Bar of Georgia filed a civil complaint against Ralston more than two years ago over these issues, and the case has been a political quagmire ever since. Ralston, you see, is not just a lawyer—he is also one of the most powerful men at the state capitol. He presides over the House of Representatives, the legislative chamber that originates the state budget each year. This matters to the Supreme Court, because the justices are on the verge of getting a new judicial building that would be constructed on the site of the old state archives near the capitol. Money has been
allocated in previous state budgets for the site plans and demolition of the archives building, but the largest portion of the project has yet to be approved. It will cost an estimated $100 million or more to erect the judicial building, an amount that Ralston and other House members will have to agree to put in the budget. I’m sure the Supreme Court justices would enjoy having a shiny new building for their offices. Ralston, for his part, doesn’t want to be bothered with a politically embarrassing penalty for violating the rules of professional conduct. You can see where this is going. The justices ended up giving Ralston one of the lightest penalties possible for his transgressions: a public reprimand. Ralston will not lose his ability to practice law, even though he had indicated he would accept a threemonth suspension. It is worth noting that the maximum punishment Ralston could have potentially received was disbarment. He got a tap on the wrist instead. The justices cited several factors to justify their decision: Ralston had no previous disciplinary record; there was no selfish or dishonest motive in his actions; he fully disclosed what he had done; he was cooperative with the court; and he had a “lengthy career in public service as a legislator and legislative leader.� Ralston did make a substantial financial sacrifice as a result of this affair. He won’t ask for the $22,000 to be paid back, and he gave up any fee he might have claimed from eventual settlement of the Chernaks’ case. This is the way the political process works. If you’re a powerful politician, you will often find yourself on the receiving end of some nice gifts and perks. None of them could be nicer than the one Ralston received from the Supreme Court. f
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the benefit of the wider community ought ecently, the steering committee for Envision Athens, an ambitious, year- to be thanked for the gift of their time, but I also believe we should be sure time is long community planning process, not wasted by repeating failed formulas of was selected and presented to the public at past projects. I also don’t believe that the the somewhat quietly promoted first meeting for the group. The Envision Athens proj- organizers of Envision Athens intended anything other than to construct a proect is charged with several goals, but one, cess that will be inclusive of all. Indeed, at arguably the most important, is to inform the initial meeting, organizers touted the our Comprehensive Plan revision. This is a demographic balance of the committee as state-mandated document, renewed every a whole, and everyone in Athens can be 20 years and designed to guide local deciproud of that result. However, that balance sions on future land use. To illustrate how seems to hide in plain sight. The committee consequential our Comprehensive Plan can was initially formed with the perspective be, a previous revision almost 20 years ago produced the framework for zoning changes that Georgia Power, the hospitals and UGA possess a more legitimate voice within that led to our green belt and the high-rise our community than the public, and that apartments downtown. policy rightfully should be guided by those I have anticipated this process, hopeinstitutions. ful it could be a community-wide forum Athens seems to have a problematic relaand broadly discussed, where among other tionship with public involvement in policytopics there could be an in-depth look at housing in Athens aimed at reconciling con- making. Efforts to increase access beyond electing our commissioners and three flicts between infill housing, affordability, neighborhood protection and development. minutes at the podium at a public meeting are often rejected. Just think back to the Unfortunately, I fear that the composition recent unusual Mayor and Commission vote of the steering committee for this project on the proposed civil rights committee, suffers from a serious flaw. Consequently, which pivoted on utilizing public input in the final product of Envision Athens may the development of the lack the force of legitiWhen we macy and thus public I cannot see how Athens ordinance. do seek public input, acceptance. The flaw lies in the will ever overcome the it is frequently in a highly structured profact that fully half of structural problems within cess where the range of the 38 members of the our community until we responses is narrowly committee are either by predeterrepresentatives from rethink the structure we use defined mined questions; the institutional staketo address them. public is placed in a holders or ACC offireactionary role. cials. They include the Though it is only just beginning and City of Winterville, UGA, Athens Tech, the United Way, the Athens Housing Authority, recently revealed to the public, Envision the Athens Area Chamber of Commerce, the Athens and its process seem largely set. The institutions involved have helped to pay Clarke County School District, both hospifor the hired consultant, essentially buying tals and Georgia Power. their seat at the table. People will come to The problem with these groups forming meetings to participate and see a steering the core of the committee is they are not committee that looks like them, but is not true stakeholders. The real stakeholders in them. Athens-Clarke County are the residents of It could be that we don’t even underAthens-Clarke County, people who represtand how to seek or incorporate a meansent themselves and hold a real and conseingful public voice into shaping efforts like quential stake in how the next 20 years in Envision Athens, but we need to learn how Athens unfold. The institutions—with the to do it. We need to take steps, to practice, exception of UGA and Athens Tech, which to show ourselves that effective public are state institutions—are here primarily involvement solves a great many more to serve the needs of the Athens community, the true stakeholders, not to guide our problems than it creates, so the next time we need to work through a thorny issue future. or envision a grand plan, we know how to Those who remember OneAthens, the do it, what it looks like, how durable the late-aughts anti-poverty initiative also known as Partners for a Prosperous Athens, results can be when the public holds a stake and has a voice. will recognize the similarities: a federation I will attend meetings for Envision of institutional partners (in that case, ACC, Athens. I will participate and provide comCCSD, UGA, the chamber and the educament whenever I am granted the opportution nonprofit Family Connection) steering significant public involvement; a lot of time nity, and I encourage anyone who is able to attend to do the same. But I cannot see how invested in an earnest effort to address Athens will ever overcome the structural a legitimate need. OneAthens finally is problems within our community until we viewed as a swing and a miss, its effort culrethink the structure we use to address minating in a now mostly forgotten result. them. f This is not intended as a criticism of any of the people involved in Envision Athens. Certainly, anyone who is willing to take Comment is an occasional opinion column. Send time to participate in an effort to consider your Comment ideas to news@flagpole.com.
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The Problem With Pellets Are Athens-Area Wood Pellet Plants Clean Energy or Polluters? By Kat Khoury news@flagpole.com
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forum at the Athens-Clarke County library Nov. 30—companies are clear-cutting Southeastern forests to make wood pellets, and residents who live near processing plants can experience health problems from the plants’ emissions. “One thing there is no question about is at the site of consumption, when the wood pellets are burned, it is worse for the climate than coal,� said Emily Zucchino, community network manager for the Dogwood Alliance. “There is more carbon released in the atmosphere.� That’s not quite a fair comparison, said Ben Jackson, a professor at the University of Georgia’s Warnell School of Forestry and Natural Resources. “The issue is kind of confounded by the fact that when you’re using coal, you’re taking a resource out of the ground, and you’re creating CO2 as a result,� he said. “If you’re creating CO2 with trees, that was above ground already, and it’s being recycled back into the trees eventually, so it’s kind of like comparing apples to oranges.� D-Kuru / Wikimedia Commons
hree proposed facilities near Athens that turn trees into fuel for power plants could contribute to climate change, according to environmental groups, but other experts call wood pellets a renewable, cleaner alternative to coal. The Dogwood Alliance, an Atlanta-based nonprofit dedicated to saving and sustaining forests, is organizing Athens residents against the three facilities. A company called E-Pellets recently acquired the old Louisiana Pacific particle-board factory off U.S. Highway 441; it has secured permits from the Georgia Environmental Protection Division and is awaiting a Jackson County Industrial Development Authority vote on a $110 million bond issue. Another company, Georgia Renewable Power, is building woodpellet plants in Madison and Franklin counties, although the Comer plant has been delayed for unknown reasons, according to the Madison County Journal. Since 2013, the wood pellet industry has grown exponentially, with the European Union responsible for the bulk of consumption, seeing it as a green alternative to coal. But according to the Dogwood Alliance and another environmental nonprofit, the Citizens Climate Lobby—which held a
It’s also important to look at it from a landscape view, instead of site-specific, Jackson said. If you cut down even a whole patch of forest, there are still large amounts of forest around to make up for it. Georgia has 50 percent more forest than in 1960, he said, with 68 percent of the state covered in trees. A big disagreement is over how long it takes for the forests to regrow, although most evidence points to pellet industries using leftover scraps from timber companies, not clear-cutting for their own purposes. The Dogwood Alliance gives an
At the site of consumption, when the wood pellets are burned, it is worse for the climate than coal.
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estimate of 40–60 years. Jackson said that, although woody biomass comes from different types of trees, pine forests grow back in 27–30 years, resembling mature forests after just 12. “People are saying they’re taking solid trees, but that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense,� Jackson said. Landowners can get
higher prices for their lumber from companies who are making higher-value products like furniture and buildings. “When you harvest a stand of trees, there’s always residual biomass left over [shavings, limbs, small trees, etc.], and that, for the most part, has been a target material that people have used to gather and use in pellet production,� Jackson said. Aside from the environmental issues, wood pellet production poses threats to the communities where pellets are made, said Allie Halpert, the Dogwood Alliance’s Athens organizer. Health risks such as cancer, heart attacks, increased childhood asthma attacks, birth defects and strokes have all been linked to emissions from the facilities. “The biomass power plants poison their communities by emitting volatile organic compounds,� Halpert said. While there are two sides to the argument, and research isn’t far enough along to have a complete understanding of the impact of the wood pellet industry, one thing is pretty clear: “It’s a highly inefficient source of energy,� Zucchino said. Jackson doesn’t disagree. “Wood pellets are not ever going to supply a huge percentage of the power need of the U.S.,� he said. “They might in a little place like England, where they do a lot of imports. Here in this country, there’s not enough woody biomass to make a huge contribution to our needs. It can be part of it, but it’s not going to be a complete answer.� f
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Entertaining the Kids Plus, a Children’s Museum in Athens?!?! By Kristen Morales news@flagpole.com It’s that time of the year again, which means you’re probably planning for a visit from family or friends. And at some point, you’ll probably want to get out of the house. So, now what? If you’re reading this column, you probably already have kids, and you probably already have an idea of places around Athens where you can take them. So most of this column is for you to clip (or otherwise share) for a friend who always comes to you with a desperate plea of “What can I do in this town when my sister’s kids come to visit?� But before I start suggesting ideas, I have to share a plan for something Athens has long needed. This is big, people, and really cool: an Athens children’s museum. Dubbed “Little Athens,� it’s the brainchild of Leigh Ellen Magness, a local licensed clinical social worker. For years, she has toted her kids to children’s museums across the country, picking up ideas here and there, and has always dreamed of a place of our own here in Athens. Recently, the conversation changed from “What if?� to “When?� and she now has a business plan assembled and is filing for official nonprofit status. It’s called “Little Athens� because that’s pretty much what she’s envisioning: a miniature version of the local businesses we love so much, giving kids a place to do grown-up things in their own space. If you’ve ever taken your kids to INK (Interactive Neighborhood for Kids) in Gainesville, you might be familiar with the concept, although instead of having more generic businesses (a vet’s office, a hair salon, a bank), Little Athens will feature businesses specific to Athens. As a licensed play therapist, Magness says play is the natural language of kids, so the concept allows kids to do what they
do best while also acting out roles typically reserved for grown-ups. (It’s also the reason why the small shopping carts at Trader Joe’s are always so popular.) “The benefit of us creating a little Athens is that kids get to do small-scale versions of real-life things they see their parents doing, and parents get to cultivate an appreciation for the community they live in,� she says. “I love the idea of a kid pretending to roast beans and serve coffee at a little Jittery Joe’s, and then having an underLeisure Services events, like this one at the East Athens Community Center Dec. 6, are always a good bet for kids. standing of how things scheduled to reopen Friday, Dec. 16. The For any age: The weather is pretty unprework when they visit the real Jittery Joe’s. recently opened Boulevard Woods Park on dictable, but if you’re blessed with a nice It’s also a fun way for parents to introduce Barber Street has a paved circular sidewalk day when you have guests in town, take their kids to aspects of the community that that’s great for kids to race around (on foot advantage of the North Oconee River they appreciate.� or in one of the park’s cars!) and it’s also Right now, Magness has about 40 volun- Greenway. Pick it up at Dudley Park and within walking distance to our two coffee ride bikes or walk along the river; I highly teers who are helping get this vision off the ground by late 2017 or early 2018, but she’s recommend taking it to Sandy Creek Nature roasters, 1000 Faces Coffee and Jittery Joe’s, in case you need to warm up. Center, which has great interactive (and looking for help in areas such as marketfree) exhibits. Bear Hollow Zoo at Memorial ing, photography, creating a website and For middle- and high-schoolers: We are Park is also a great option for kids of any accounting. She is also on the lookout for a lucky to have two roller-skating rinks, Fun age—you can also go for a walk around the space to house this dream, although she is Galaxy on the Eastside and Athens Skate pond, hang out at the playground and take waiting to launch a capital campaign before a walk through the woods on the Birchmore Inn off Atlanta Highway. Unfortunately, committing to anything. (And, hint hint, Athens lost both of its bowling alleys this Trail. if you’re looking to donate any extra space year, so you’ll have to head toward Atlanta you might have, she’s open to that, too.) if that’s part of your family holiday tradiFor preschoolers and elementary-age Want to get involved? Visit littleathens. tion. I also highly recommend going to one kids: We have lots of parks with playorg for details. of our fancy, recently built or upgraded grounds, such as Memorial Park, Lay Park, Even without our own children’s movie theaters, where you can order fries Trail Creek Park, Bishop Park and the museum, we still have a good bit of kidwhile you watch the movie. You might even friendly activities in the Athens area. Here’s park at Reese and Pope streets, and World be able to get your kids to sit next to you. f of Wonder at Southeast Clarke Park is that list you can pass on to your friends:
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Members Only ATHICA Highlights Its Supporters With New Exhibition By Jessica Smith arts@flagpole.com leading him into a career as a set designer and scenic artist in Los Angeles. Eventually, his work led him back to Georgia, where he took his skills from the set to the canvas. Huston’s painting “Botanical Garden 46, Carolina Jessamine” takes an abstract approach in depicting South Carolina’s state flower, which grows as clusters of bright yellow blooms clinging to a slender vine. Undertones of complementary purple help the yellow pop, while blocks of color lead the eye towards familiar leaf shapes. The painting is part of a series that now totals 64 paintings, each of which focuses on a different plant native to Athens or the larger Piedmont region. Though common to the area, these plants are often overlooked; Huston’s work draws attention to their beauty and importance. After reading a self-help book in her early 30s that recommended watercolor painting as a form of therapeutic self-expression, Melody Croft began creating art whenever time permitted. She became a full-time artist in 2009 after retiring from a 30-year career in teaching, and now works almost exclusively in oils, occasionally incorporating collage into her paintings. Croft has joined ATHICA and three other art organizations within the past several months, hoping to grow artistically and professionally and meet some kindred spirits along the way. Believing that art can be an impetus for change, many of her narrative portraits approach the complexities of race, age, gender and culture. Her contribution to the gallery’s exhibition, “Selfie-ish,” is a vibrantly hued scene of a young woman taking a picture of herself beside a homeless man. Oblivious to the inappropriateness of her actions, she’s preoccupied with her own experience—one that will appear within the endless scroll of social media and be evaluated by likes and comments from followers. “Technology certainly has allowed our social interactions to reach global proportions, yet in so doing, it seems ironically to have also become a barrier to actual human contact,” says Croft. “The ultimate message of the piece is that we need to stop looking at each other on our individual tech devices and get out into the world and actually communicate.” Fellow educator Luke Graves also became a member of the gallery in hopes of making connections with other artists in the community. After graduating with a BFA in sculpture from UGA’s Lamar Dodd School of Art in 2009, “Phantasie Op. 1 No. 2 (Old Crow Tree)” by Cheryl Washburn he worked at Camp Twin Lakes and created art-based programs for children living with illnesses or Rowlett, whose narrative works have inspired her to delve disabilities. After a stint teaching painting and drawing at into the realms of imagination. Many of her paintings start Riverside Military Academy, he is now an art instructor at out with combining elements from several photographs, but she finds that the magic truly settles in when she allows Athens Academy. “I have currently been using animals as metaphors for her instinct and imagination to guide the paintbrush. times or situations in my life. The elephant represents my Her new oil painting on wood panel, “Phantasie Op. 1 No. recent career change,” says Graves. “I enjoy the fusion on 2 (Old Crow Tree),” captures a still and chilly moment, abstract and realism. I try to balance the work around a inarguably full of life despite the barren trees and wintery simple but interesting background and strong focal point.” setting. Drawing inspiration from the Baroque period and its “I am constantly pulling my car to the side of the road dramatic use of light and dark, Graves often paints realistic to photograph something that resonates with me—in this animals with abstracted swirls and splashes in the backcase, the old tree branches stark against the dark, cloudy ground. At ATHICA, his elephant marches forward from a sky,” says Washburn. “I began with that photo, but most of flurry of bold colors resembling a cloud of dust rising from the branches and all of the crows flew from my dark imagbeneath the animal’s heavy steps. inings. I never really know what will end up in these paintATHICA will host a reception for “Members’ Exhibition” ings until they’re done.” on Saturday, Dec. 17 from 5–7 p.m., preceded by a private Similarly finding inspiration in the natural world, reception for members from 4–5 p.m. The show will remain Richard Huston creates beautiful watercolor paintings of on view through Saturday, Jan. 14. Memberships, which landscapes and botanicals. Deciding that he wanted to become an artist early on as a second-grader at Chase Street start at $25, offer a handful of perks in return, and can be read about at athica.org/membership. f Elementary, he studied art and theater throughout college, As a volunteer-run organization, the Athens Institute for Contemporary Art relies heavily upon its members, a community of artists and art lovers who recognize the importance of supporting the gallery in its mission of presenting inspiring exhibitions and thought-provoking conversation. 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16 Things We Loved About Athens Music in 2016 By Music Staff music@flagpole.com
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the middle of December. Trees are bare, temperatures are falling, and it’s getting dark at like 4 p.m. Which means… we’re nearing the end. Of the year, we mean! Although 2016 wasn’t the cuddliest, most lovable year in recent memory—and, let’s be real, 2017 ain’t exactly killing it on the reasons-to-be-hopeful front—in the world of Athens music, at least, there has been plenty to celebrate. Indeed, we’ve been heartened by steady upward and outward creative movement over the past 12 months. From specific bands and albums to concert experiences and broader scene developments, here are 16 things we loved about Athens music in 2016.
2. Torches Were Passed
3. Famous Locals Repped Us Well
General consensus on 2016 ranges from mild malaise at best to downright despair at worst, but Athens music had some stellar accomplishments in between all the moments where hope seemed lost. In our case, the hard work of several established bands paid off, ushering in a new wave of projects that began to stake their own claim around town. Label signings, releases and plenty of touring for groups like Mothers, Muuy Biien, New Madrid and Arbor Labor Union left a void to be filled back home by a plethora of upand-coming talent, including Wanda, Neighbor Lady, Linda and Juan de Fuca. [Andy Barton]
Throughout 2016’s fantastically fucked-up election season, some of Athens’ highest-profile musicians gave us reason to be proud. Drive-By Truckers preached progress with their marvelous, mutinous American Band album, continuing to risk backlash from their mostly white, mostly Southern audience and even making the political-television rounds to talk protest music. And R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe and Mike Mills were among the most outspoken celebs when it came to taking on Trump. [Gabe Vodicka]
1. Women Ruled the Scene Although women have always had a presence in the Athens scene, 2016 saw a powerful surge of female-fronted or majority-female acts, all of which kicked serious ass. Mothers received international success and recognition for their tender, folksy debut, When You Walk a Long Distance You Are Tired. Nihilist Cheerleader ruled the punk scene with tons of high-energy performances around Athens and all over the Southeast. Jianna Justice basically became a household name locally, reviving a dormant twee-pop scene with tracks like “Twenty” and growing creatively with each release and intimate performance. Although the newly formed Pansy has only played a few shows, its deconstructed glitter-punk sound identifies the group as a formidable addition to the scene. Don’t just take our word for it. Local labels and tastemakers recognized the influence of women, too. MOEKE Records’ 2016 Summer Singles compilation included specially recorded tracks by artists such as Jianna Justice, Wanda, Kissing Booth, Lingua Franca, Neighbor Lady and Monsoon. Pity Party hosted Nihilist Cheerleader, Potted Plant, Outer Spaces and tons of other female artists at its garden venue while accompanying each with professionally shot video. Women have thrived in our predominantly male music scene for years, but it seems they’re finally getting the spotlight they deserve. Local female artists are enjoying more airplay on community broadcasting platforms, more honest and objective publicity in the press and a more involved audience. There’s no doubt women still face hardships when it comes to the industry, and there’s still work to be done in Athens. But if 2016 is any indication, local ladies are just getting started. [Maria Lewczyk]
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4. It Got Weird(er) 2016 was one of the best years on record for Athens’ noiseniks and envelope pushers. Renewed senses of community and creativity flourished, as did sublime collaborations. Aside from several scene stalwarts stepping up their game, there were notable and new figures on the Athens scene, like Sean McDonald (MMM Sound) and Ryan Rudder (Echo Constant), as well as the live outlet of The World Famous’ Experimental Mondays series. [Gordon Lamb]
5. We Celebrated a Milestone The fact that Wuxtry Records is still slinging vinyl downtown after four decades, with luxury condos now the norm and Urban Outfitters having moved in essentially next door, is reason to celebrate. Celebrate we did with a Flagpole cover story and blowout party at Little Kings in September featuring legends The Woggles and an appearance from author Rodger Brown, whose Party Out of Bounds reminds us that Athens will always be a creative hotspot, no matter what the real-estate market says. [GV]
6. Love Was in the Air Two of Athens’ strongest singer-songwriters are also Athens’ strongest power couple. Erin Lovett, who performs as Four Eyes, specializes in folky pop with a strong emotional bent. Patrick Brick, aka Futo, plays confessional electropop. Over the past few years, their releases have shaped and informed one another, creating a nearly unmatched run of consistently great music. Their 2016 albums are their strongest to date. In Futo’s Greatest Hits’ dedications, Brick refers to Lovett as “the only living person I write about,” and her presence is felt in every brief ounce of brightness that shines through the often dark album. Brick is listed as a co-producer on Welcome to Earth, and the collaboration resulted in a new level of quality for Four Eyes. Here’s hoping they stay together forever, for all our sakes. [Nathan Kerce]
7. Bleeps and Bloops Abounded Everything seemed to click and coalesce this year for the overlapping worlds of dance, electronica and remix culture. Vaporwave, which reared its head fully in 2015, became less of a branding tool and more of a point of reference. No one led this charge more than the Plus 100 Records label, with its solidly global reach. Others of note included the genre-shifting Astroshaman/Bills Clinton and the deeply informed EDM compositions of DJ Variant. [GL] Shervin Lainez
8. The Past Blasted Back Three of the most pleasant surprises of the year came courtesy of local groups that were thought to be either dormant
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or long gone. In May, we got a self-titled album from postrock warriors Japancakes, the band’s first record in nine years and its first-ever to feature vocals. Of course, there was Cinemechanica’s triumphant return in September. And last month saw the release of Post, the first album in 25 years (!) from Classic City mood-rockers Seven Simons. [GV]
9. It Became Cool to Dance Again Normally, a band plays a few songs, people nod their heads, and that’s about it. Something about 2016 inspired more upbeat jams, more bouncing around and more group grooving. Much local music released this year—see The Quiet Pack’s “Let’s Make Some Plans” or Scooterbabe’s “Scooterbabe 2”—had stronger beats, catchier riffs and simpler, more repetitive choruses, making it easy to dance and sing along with, even if you were hearing it for the first time. [ML]
10. We Grooved With the Groceries Set among a vegetable garden run by students in the Athens Land Trust’s Young Urban Farmers program, the West Broad Farmers Market in 2016 wasn’t just a charming alternative to that other Saturday market, but a chance to discover a variety of musical acts, like one-man band David Court, teenage rockers Cheese Dream, gospel singer Zeke Turner and the Palms of Fire drum circle. Booked by market manager Sallay Jabbie and her team, each provided a moodenhancing shopping soundtrack and a great start to the weekend. [Marc Schultz]
11. Athens Returned to Its Roots The ideological gap between roots-based Americana and mainstream country music continued narrowing at a rapid rate in 2016, keeping hope for widespread notoriety alive for veteran local acts. Many recent success stories have reached new audiences without commercial airplay or major-label backing, such as
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13. Student DJs Led the Way
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UGA’s student-run radio station has long been known as one of the best places listeners can be exposed to local music. But the station is also a breeding ground for that music. In 2016, WUOG’s young staffers had a notable impact on the year in local sounds. Operations Director Marshall Moore took his Hairy Confucius hip-hop persona and morphed into the more mature and engaging The Quiet Pack, releasing his excellent debut EP, Steam Zone, this month. DJ Hale Woods joined the ranks of experimental rock band Swamp. Local Music Director Frances Newton debuted her new punk band Pansy earlier in the year, a group that hasn’t released much material yet but has already gained a reputation for its occasionally destructive live shows. Also part of Pansy is DJ Conor Lacey, whose solo project VHS Collectors Club put out its first EP, Amateur Hour, this summer. There’s also DJ Jianna Justice, who made a name for herself last year with two excellent EPs. 2016 saw her turning her self-titled project into a full band and releasing a few singles before heading to study abroad in Oxford. Justice was also a major player on the debut album from Scooterbabe—which itself is led by former music director JJ Posway—providing backing vocals on nearly every track. 2016 has been a great year for local music, and WUOG has had one hell of a helping hand in getting us to this point. [NK]
former Buffalo Clover singer Margo Price and Atlanta-based Southern rockers Blackberry Smoke. These artists toiled in obscurity for years. Like DIY punks, they toured nonstop, perfecting their craft instead of hobnobbing with industry types. This path of most resistance intrinsically breeds the type of earnest, heartfelt songs craved by country purists. One local taking the long way is Daniel Hutchens, a 30-year veteran of the Athens scene known best for his work with rockers Bloodkin. A solo album, The Beautiful Vicious Cycle of Life, arrived in the spring, and exhibits much
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“It’s like gumbo—there’s so many different ingredients out here, and we’ve got a little bit for everybody,” local rapper Larry “LG” Gresham says of his hometown. Athens has become a hotbed of hip hop over the past few years. With the hip-hop mecca of Atlanta sitting just over an hour away, many artists have historically flocked there in search of recognition and support. But 2016 saw the local scene grow. This year, some of Athens’ best put their heads together to create and promote their music. “The unity has started to really come together, unlike in past years,” LG says. “People are really starting to work together, and it’s really getting serious. There’s a lot of artists coming out with different stuff, and new artists hopping on the scene. It’s getting exciting.” That unity was on display at the Athens in Harmony event at The Foundry on Oct. 30, where artists like Squalle, Blacknerdninja and Repunza performed and the community came out in droves to build positive relationships following social unrest nationwide. The event also exposed the lighter side of hip hop. “In the past, I know hip hop wouldn’t have been anywhere near that event,” LG said. “But the fact that hip hop was able to participate in that event was big… It just kind of opened eyes to a whole new audience. It was love, and when those guys went up there and they performed, those people were really rocking with us… To me, it opened their eyes to another side of hip hop.” Many local rap artists feel they are on the cusp of putting Athens on the map nationwide. Young stars such as Yung’N Restless, Tony B, Dictator and Profound, plus budding collectives like We’re Weird and Space Dungeon, made noise in 2016 and are names to watch heading into 2017. One performer, in particular, is destined for good things, says LG. “Yung’N Restless is like a silent assassin right now,” he says. “He’s just killing everything.” [Jeremy Johnson]
of the roots-based charm that’s made Sturgill Simpson and Jason Isbell household names. His gritty approach is a little bit Haggard and a little bit Springsteen, so it should appeal to Americana fans as well as his preexisting rock audience. Hutchens isn’t the only local artist whose mastery of roots-based sounds deserves a listen at a time when Chris Stapleton somehow seems less out of place on a popmusic awards show than Queen Bey. Caleb Keith and the Calaveras and Grassland String Band are two more groups whose 2016 releases would sound at home on a playlist of recent and real country. [Bobby Moore]
14. Killick Killed It It wasn’t exactly an atypical 12 months for local composer Killick Hinds, whose creative fecundity has always been mind-boggling. But his work in 2016—which spanned 14 releases, all available on Bandcamp—seemed newly energized. From the hip-hop-influenced Swerve Inversion—a team-up with poet Life the Griot—to the Henry Kaiser collab Xenosynchronicity II, Killick’s turbulent music provided a fitting soundtrack to a dark and stormy year. [GV]
15. House Party Had a New Meaning Of all the venues in town, none captures the same feel as the Pity Party Social Club. Founder Taylor Chicoine has created a safe, calm space away from the hustle and bustle of downtown where people can enjoy intimate sets by their favorite local artists. Pity Party also records videos of the performances, capturing the down-to-earth interactions between band members and their audience. Athens’ musicvideo scene is on the come-up, and Pity Party is blazing the trail. [ML]
16. Locals Got Global In addition to the continued presence of groups like the Argentine-influenced Athens Tango Project, gypsy-jazz masters Hot Club of Athens and Afro-rock outfit The TaxiCab Verses, the Soundcloud set led a world-music revival, with local “zine label” Echobass Records at the forefront. Recordings from reggae collective Razzi King, deepelectro mystery man Yung Yang and dancehall DJ Cabbage Looper incorporated global sounds while remaining rooted in the Classic City underground. [GV] f
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TRIO Helps You Celebrate the Holidays Plus, More Music News and Gossip By Gordon Lamb threatsandpromises@flagpole.com TRIPLE PLAY: The Foundry will host a holiday performance by a cappella group TRIO on Tuesday, Dec. 20. So, if you missed their performance on Dec. 11 at Hendershot’s, you can catch this one. No, it’s not the artsy Germans from the 1980s, nor is it the famous country supergroup. Rather, it’s the three voices of Athens’ own Marty Winkler, Lisa Cesnik-Ferguson and Kate Morrissey. Percussionist Tony Oscar will join them, so I suppose you could say there’s a little cantata in the capella. Selections will include traditional holiday favorites, newer holiday pop hits and even a handful of Winkler originals. It happens at 7 p.m. and tickets are $6 in advance and $8 at the door. Reserved tables are available with group pricing, and all advance tickets can be had by visiting thefoundryathens.com. DO YOUR THING: The brain trust behind the AthFest Music & Arts Festival, AthFest Educates, is searching for volunteers for the festival’s 2017 planning committee, and they’ve put out an open call for currently available positions. Specifically, they’re seeking a co-lead coordinator for KidsFest TRIO and lead coordinators for stage management and the artist market. Interested? Contact Jill Helme at 706548-1973, or drop a line to director@athfesteducates.org. ONE THING AT A TIME: Sean McDonald, founder of and chief recording artist for the MMM Sound label, has a new
collection out titled Emoji Made Muse. It’s easily the most readily accessible music he’s released while still being on the outer fringes for most listeners. All the music here was created with drums, vocals and “thrift store keyboards.� The whole thing runs just over half an hour, and while it’s not
divided into separate tracks, there are select moments of pause that feel like track breaks. I dunno. It’s OK, but the thing that’s bugging me about this is while McDonald has reached into the pop milieu and drawn out tasty hooks and solid rhythmic devices, he has defiantly refused to structure
them into anything discernible. There’s a joy present in these compositions that isn’t in his previous work, but it remains difficult to enjoy this particular part of his journey with him. Your mileage will vary, of course, so strap this on over at soundcloud.com/mmm-sound. MIXED NUTS: A benefit show for the Georgia Asylum and Immigration Network will happen at The World Famous Sunday, Dec. 18. The organization, known as GAIN, assists political asylum seekers as well as those fleeing human trafficking, sexual assault and domestic abuse by providing direct free legal representation and/or pro bono referrals. This event will take on a variety-show atmosphere and feature performances from the Athens Cowboy Choir, Mat Lewis, Smokefrawg, Loud Baby Family Band, Dean on the Street, Lyr, Bed Death, Marxism with Little Matt, Stupid Duppy Tricks, AJ Griffin Presents: Trump Theatre and more. It’s all hosted by Christian “Smokey� DeRoeck. For more information on GAIN, see georgiaasylum.org. HEADS UP: A cool benefit show will happen at The Foundry Friday, Dec. 16 from 6–10 p.m. Several middle- and high-school musicians from around Athens have gotten together to raise money for our local Meals on Wheels program, which is administered through the Athens Community Council on Aging. All proceeds from this night go to this awesome cause. A variety of musical styles will be presented, and featured artists include Connor Byers, Zenith Blue, Benjamin Simpson, Simone Zaccaria Jeffers, The Varsity Band and The Voltures. The audience will vote at the end for their favorite song of the night, and the artist that performed it wins an opening slot at The Foundry in 2017 for a to-be-decided national act. Advance tickets are $10, a family pack of four is $25, and you can buy a whole table for more if you’d like. The show is all-ages, and tickets can be purchased at thefoundryathens.com. f
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Too Little, Too Late? Despite Recent Rain, Drought Is Still Hurting Athens Farmers By Lauren Baggett news@flagpole.com line concentrates water at the roots. Too much water could drown the plants. Still, Coburn says her losses weren’t too bad, considering the conditions. It’s the cover crops she’s most worried about. Cover crops protect the soil, but once tilled into the bed, they also provide nitrogen and other nutrients planting beds need for a healthy growing season. The rain that Athens is getting now may be too late to help. The Pastures of Rose Creek’s Will Powers is facing a similar dilemma. The dusty, brown field that sits across the road from the farmhouse is now a common sight on most of his 188 acres of pasture land, he says. Normally, the first bright green shoots of Winter Rye grass would be peeking out of the dirt. But the soil was too dry and compact for planting earlier this fall. “If you don’t have winter grasses, you’re either feeding hay, or your cows are going to die,� he says. All of Georgia was in a drought as of Nov. 29 except the coast; the darker the He drove 101 miles color, the worse the drought. one way to buy 240 bales of hay from a farm in Hephzibah—the We walked past large beds blanketed with two-foot-tall oat stalks and thick, leafy nearest farm that had any. Powers dubbed the journey the “Hay Crisis of 2016.� His winter peas. These cover crops, which protected the soil from shifting around and los- calves are little on the small side, but overall, “these guys look pretty good,� he says. ing moisture, would soon be cut down and Powers says this isn’t the worst drought tilled in preparation for planting. he’s seen on the farm. And he believes his This fall, Coburn’s cover crops aren’t soil, which he has allowed to rest and regain growing. She planted the seeds in October, nutrients over the last few years, is set up a month when her farm received just 0.03 to make the most out of whatever rain we inches of rain. After six weeks of using get. “Things look dry overhead irrigation to they are, but help the seeds germiIf you don’t have winter because when it does rain, nate, “it’s coming up, grasses, you’re either we’re set up to sucbut really sparsely,� she ceed,� he says. says. feeding hay, or your cows Knox expects some Athens finally are going to die. relief for farmers received much-needed over the winter, when rain in late November Georgia typically sees a lot of rain. and early December, but the area is still It’s the average temperature creeping up considered to be in a drought. “All of Clarke and up each year that concerns Knox. “Even and Oconee counties are in a D3 drought, though the annual average precipitation which is an extreme drought,� says Pam hasn’t changed all that much, the warmer Knox, an agricultural economist at the temperatures in the summer make us more University of Georgia. likely to go into a drought,� she says. And Coburn’s fields are irrigated. Two-inch there’s no reason to think the climate will pipelines connected to a well on the farm cool down anytime soon. push 43 gallons of water per minute to drip If another drought hits the area in 2017, irrigation heads that line each crop row. Yet Coburn says Athens may see a reduced despite the ability to get water to her crops, variety of produce from local growers. Some Coburn says the persistent heat we experivegetables, like broccoli or cauliflower, may enced this year is affecting them. “You can tell almost immediately if you get a quarter- take too much time and water to grow during a drought. inch of rain how much the crops react to Powers says he’s staying optimistic, that,� she says. “It’s crazy.� because that’s what farmers do. “We plan And she can’t compensate for the lack of for the worst but hope for the best.� f rain with watering more, because the drip I first visited Jacqui Coburn’s farm in Winterville on a chilly January morning. We were only a few days into the new year, and Coburn was talking me through her winter to-do list: a little bit of harvesting, and a lot of planning for the 2016 growing season. Anthony Artusa / U.S. Drought Monitor
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Around the World International Flavors at Koyla and Donna Chang’s By Hillary Brown food@flagpole.com
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standard in the field, those complaints POLISH: There is no question whatsoever that Shae and Ryan Sims, the couple behind would be meritless. The braised beef chow mein, for example, also $22, is miles better Donna Chang’s (1664 S. Lumpkin St., than the usual gross, sugary, goo-coated 706-215-9100), know how to run a restaunoodles, while incorporating everything rant. Between them, they have a wealth good about the dish (i.e., a wonderful of experience in upscale dining, and every detail at the new place is just so. To watch the staff arranging a pure-white napkin, folded into a tall rectangle and set with a neat pair of chopsticks and a well-balanced fork, next to each place setting is a joy. They might as well use a laser level. The bar program is particularly on point, with a wine list that is terrific fun to read as well as to order from, and sophisticated cocktails that don’t read or taste like an exercise in oneupmanship when it comes to bitterness and obscure ingredients. The concept is Americanized Chinese food executed with good ingredients and for a palate capable of detecting subtlety. Many have compared the restaurant to the closed Cinco y Diez, which did somewhat of the same thing for Mexican food, but the difference is that Cinco was working with easier (i.e., authentic, varied) material, whereas Donna Chang’s is trying to spin straw into gold. It does not succeed 100 percent of the time, although it almost always Donna Chang’s improves on its source material, amount of sautéed onions, which flavor and the dishes that hit the bullseye do so everything on the plate). The pork, on the with flair. other hand, is better than at most places The complaint (as with Cinco) is that but not special enough to justify the price people don’t want to pay $22 for mu shu tag. Pork dumplings on special are lovely pork, especially when portions are more in and greasy and satisfying but, again, not line with fine dining than with your averhead and shoulders above their counterage strip-mall Chinese eatery, and rice is parts at many restaurants. $3 extra. If it were twice as good as the
That said, both the smashed cucumbers and the kale-and-brussels salad are among the best-conceived and -executed dishes in town. Peeled and sliced into rectangles, the cucumbers are dressed with vinegar, garlic, fresh herbs (one of which appears to be shiso leaf) and a dusting of Szechuan pepper, all of which combine to highlight the cool, faintly floral flavor of the cukes while turning them into something more mosh pit than tea party. The salad performs a similar trick, both bringing out the nuances of its various brassicas (the gentle grassiness of lacinato kale, the funky undertones of fried brussels-sprout leaves) and forcing them into something ballsy and delightful,
with plenty of lime and fish sauce to wake you up. Desserts are well priced at $4 for a goodsized bowl of fancy ice cream, fro-yo or sorbet. The five-spice ice cream, with an apple compote, is more conventionally “holiday,” but the green-tea ice cream, decked with shards of wonderful housemade fortune
cookie, is the better choice. Donna Chang’s is busy, but the staff can turn tables quickly without pushing people out the door. It’s open for dinner every day but Wednesday and does take-out. CHARM: The other side of the coin is Koyla Sizzling Grill and Hookah Lounge (2024 S. Milledge Ave., 706-215-9555), which is not big on creature comforts but has a lot of cheap, tasty offerings on its large menu. Sandwiched between a small grocery store and the hookah lounge of its name (no smoke makes its way into the restaurant, which is perfectly family-friendly), Koyla means “charcoal” in Urdu, and the restaurant grills much of what it offers. The menu ranges across India and Pakistan, but is a bit more northern than southern, with a surprising number of vegetarian options. Your food will come on a Styrofoam plate, and you may have to fetch your own plasticware, but you will not care if your mouth is full of batata vada, an appetizer of mashed potatoes filled with sautéed, spiced veggies, then battered and fried. Classics like chicken korma are not fancy (slopped into a little Styrofoam bowl and plated next to a mound of rice and, with some dishes, naan), but they are well-spiced and filling. The snackier things are superior, however, including the chicken 65, morsels of chicken dyed bright red by chiles, spiced with ginger and garlic and fried crisp. Perhaps the most unusual dish on the menu (only in that I don’t think it exists elsewhere in Athens), is the kabob roll, a sort of gyro made with a paratha bread that enfolds either chicken or paneer tikka, sliced onions and a fresh, zingy green chutney. Koyla has much more to explore, if it can do enough business to stay open, with a good array of desserts and soft drinks that include Pakistani cola, nonalcoholic malt drink, lassis, coffee and chai. The restaurant is open for lunch and dinner every day, with hookah only in the evenings. f
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Moonlight Will Move You Plus, a Crime Thriller, Holiday Hijinks and a Sorkin-esque Drama By Drew Wheeler movies@flagpole.com
Taylor-Johnson’s Ray. Tony tracks down these men with the help of a cop played by Hollywood’s resident crazy man, Michael Shannon, who, as always, is a beast. The crime thriller within the relationship drama is thrillingly conveyed, high-class exploitation. Ford displays Palahniuk-level satire with the opening art show of jiggling, overweight, naked women before settling in to tell a revenge tale worthy of Jack Ketchum. Most revenge flicks are not as lushly photographed, with an A-list star like Adams at her most fashionably gorgeous. Gyllenhaal continues to show impressive range as he matures. The Venice Film Festival Grand Jury Prize winner is one of the year’s best and most intriguing films.
us who are ostracized because of their MOONLIGHT (R) Seemingly the winner of otherness. every award for which it has been nominated, Moonlight moved me differently NOCTURNAL ANIMALS (R) Tom Ford’s secthan anything else I have seen this year. ond feature is distinctly different from his The sophomore feature by director Barry first, A Single Man, but every bit as artful. Jenkins—sure to receive his first Oscar Dominated by its story within a story, nomination—follows a gay black man Nocturnal Animals follows wealthy gallery named Chiron through three periods of his OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY (R) The difficult life. guys behind Blades of Glory and The First, young Chiron (Alex Hibbert), Office Christmas Party Switch, Josh Gordon and Will Speck, nicknamed Little, is bullied by his get festive with an office Christmas peers and befriended by a dealer party featuring lots of familiar named Juan (Mahershala Ali) and faces—Jason Bateman, Jennifer his girlfriend, Teresa (musical artist Aniston, Olivia Munn, T.J. Miller, Janelle Monae), while living with his Kate McKinnon, Rob Corddry—that addict mother (Naomie Harris). In gets wild and wacky. The moldy plot high school, Chiron (Ashton Sanders, revolves around a failing Chicago tech who breathes incredible life into the firm, headed by Miller’s man-child most difficult period of the protagoClay Vanstone, under the threat of nist’s life) has his first sexual expericlosure by Vanstone’s wicked sister ence, but also faces more violent and company CEO Carol (Aniston). bullying than before. He grows into Meanwhile, Bateman makes everya muscular, lonely man now known Hey! HEY! No dabbing unless you do it right! thing more appealing with his saras Black (Trevante Rhodes, who has donic charm as the voice-of-reason CTO. the quiet gravity of a prettier 50 Cent), who owner Susan Morrow (Amy Adams) as she Some gags are funnier than others, but reads the first novel by her ex-husband, deals drugs in Atlanta. the comedy entertains pretty thoroughly, Edward Sheffield (Jake Gyllenhaal). The sensitivity with which Jenkins even if the party lasts too long. McKinnon The novel follows Tony Hastings (also directs his astonishingly powerful cast proreally gets to shine, which is rewarding, Gyllenhaal), whose wife (Isla Fisher) and pels Moonlight above nearly all its 2016 cinas she felt slightly tame in what should ematic peers. Sadly, its audience is bound to daughter (Ellie Bamber) are endangered have been a star-making turn in the new remain small, but anyone who sees it will be after a run-in on a deserted Texas highGhostbusters. Her “SNL” costar Vanessa way with three dirtbags led by Aaron moved to consider the lives of those among Bayer steals her share of scenes, as well. And it is not fair that Sam Richardson, a “Veep” MVP, is still so far away from bigger, more memorable roles. Though more generically plotted, Office Christmas Party will make a swell winter nightcap which to imbibe alongside last year’s The Night Before.
MISS SLOANE (R) Miss Sloane certainly has some Aaron Sorkin in its DNA, as evidenced by the initial dialogue between cutthroat lobbyist Elizabeth Sloane (Jessica Chastain) and her team, which includes Alison Pill, late of Sorkin’s HBO serial, “The Newsroom.” Like Sorkin, the film’s ideological message is far from hidden. Sloane, its poster child for the corruption of our political system, uses her evil powers for good, as she seeks to convince the Senate to pass a major gun-control bill. As the film from Academy Award-nominated director John Madden (Shakespeare in Love) continues, the machine behind the scenes begins to show. First-time screenwriter Jonathan Perera’s script is well, if obviously, orchestrated. It is filled with October surprises for both sides of the aisle. Still, the film successfully rouses with its finale, which is worthy of ’70s social cinema greats. As a multiple Oscar nominee, anything starring Chastain and released this time of year automatically generates awards talk, but as entertaining and intelligent as Miss Sloane is, its only truly memorable quality is Chastain’s performance. The film will appeal to anyone suffering from Sorkin withdrawal; too bad that sort of preaching to the choir rarely makes much noise outside its echo chamber. f
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Caledonia Lounge · 9 p.m. · $5–7 Up-and-coming Athens/Atlanta threepiece WF Addams formed out of the ashes of heavy/sad/epic rock group Juna, and ditches that project’s unresolved gloom for a more sprightly, if no less reflective, approach. The band celebrates the release of its debut EP, Signs of Wear, with a show at the Caledonia Lounge Wednesday, where it’ll play alongside like-minded pop-punk outfit Scooterbabe, as well as locals New Wives and Harlot Party. Signs of Wear’s first single, the clear-eyed, cathartic “Little Explosions”— which we premiered on flagpole.com last week—charts somewhere on the emotive-indie-rock spectrum between early American Football and middle-period Dismemberment Plan. [Gabe Vodicka]
Tuesday 13 ART: Make a Present (ACC Library) Supplies provided. Sign up at the teen desk. 4:30 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/athens CLASSES: Computer Class (ACC Library) Learn “Android Basics.” Registration Required. 10 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens EVENTS: Swing Dance Night in the Garden (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) UGA Swing Dance Club presents a night of dancing in the tropical conservatory. No previous dance experience or partner required. 8 p.m. (dance lessons),
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The World Famous · 10 p.m. · $5 Hailing from Orlando, The Pauses ought to be included in the South’s long list of underappreciated but nevertheless nuanced acts. Lead singer Tierney Tough manages to channel the lush vocal production of The Beach Boys, often alongside refined radio rock filters à la Everclear. Like Brian Wilson’s brainchild, captivating keys arrangements are featured throughout the band’s catalog. Over the past several years, The Pauses have developed strong relationships with several Athens and Atlanta bands, and will stop in both locales during their current winter run. For their show at The World Famous, the band will be joined by Oak House, a local favorite known for its complex style of post-rock. [Dan Mistich]
9–11 p.m. (open dance). FREE! www.athensswingnight.com EVENTS: 2nd Tuesday Tasting (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) This month’s theme is “Holiday Sparklers.” 6 p.m. $20. 706-3547901, www.heirloomathens.com EVENTS: University Woman’s Club Holiday Luncheon (Athens Country Club) Today features entertainment by Jim McKillip. 11 a.m. $25. www.womansclub.uga.edu EVENTS: Holiday Stories by the Fire (Sandy Creek Park) The evening features true, 10-minute stories for grown-ups around a warm indoor fireplace. Share your personal holiday stories. Co-hosted
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by Remembering Forward and Sandy Creek Park. 7 p.m. $2 (park), $5 suggested donation. rememberingforward111@gmail.com GAMES: Trivia (Hi-Lo Lounge) Trivia with host Caitlin Wilson. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8561 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia at the Rail (The Rail Athens) Trivia hosted by Nic every Tuesday. 10:30 p.m. FREE! 706354-7289 GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Taqueria Tsunami) (Downtown) Surf
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Entourage Clothing & Gifts · 6:30 p.m. · FREE! Classic Center · $15–35 Local artist Stan Mullins is most The State Ballet Theatre of Russia will often recognized for his giant bronze and perform one of the most widely beloved marble sculptures, some of which can be ballets in the world, following a little seen in the lawn of his enchanting studio girl’s dreamlike Christmas Eve as she compound off Pulaski Street. He also encounters an army of mice, toy soldiers happens to be a talented painter (see his and a prince. With elaborately painted exhibit at Ciné) and storyteller, and has sets and bedazzled costumes, the proillustrated four children’s books so far. duction features authentic choreography On Saturday, Mullins will read and sign shared by the legendary Bolshoi Ballet copies of Codalino: A Shepherd Dog’s in Moscow. Set to Tchaikovsky’s famous Little Tail, his self-published Christmas score, the performance includes winstory about Jesus and his dog, which was tertime classics such as “Dance of the inspired by his own Rhodesian Ridgeback, Sugar Plum Fairy,” “Waltz of the Flowers,” a faithful companion for more than a “Waltz of the Snowflakes” and the title decade. The reading will be followed by character’s triumphant and punchy milk and cookies with Santa, and dona“March.” Performances will take place tions will be collected to benefit the Boys Saturday at 7:30 p.m. and Sunday at 2 and Girls Club of Athens. [Jessica Smith] and 6 p.m. [JS] the trivia wave every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.dirtysouthtrivia.com GAMES: Bingo (Ted’s Most Best) Win drinks, sweet treats and gift cards. Every Tuesday on the patio. 6 p.m. FREE! www.tedsmostbest.com GAMES: Happy Hour Trivia (The Rook and Pawn) Hosted by James Majure. 6 p.m. FREE! www.therookandpawn.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (The Savory Spoon) Compete to win prizes. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-367-5721 GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) (2301 College Station Rd.) Trivia every Tuesday. 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/blindpigtavern
KIDSTUFF: Spanish Play Group (reBlossom Mama Baby Shop) Parents and children meet to speak or learn some Spanish. 3:30–5 p.m. FREE! www.reblossomathens.com KIDSTUFF: Santa’s Sleigh Celebration (Lay Park) Take photos with Santa, make crafts and enjoy holiday refreshments. Ages 3–10. 6–8 p.m. $5–7.50. www.athensclarkecounty.com/leisure KIDSTUFF: Lego Club (Oconee County Library) Create Lego art and enjoy Lego-based activities. Legos provided. Ages 3–10. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Preschooler Storytime (Oconee County Library) Stories,
songs, crafts and fun for preschoolaged children and their caregivers. 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Holly Jolly Holiday (Rocksprings Community Center) Parents and their children will make ornaments, decorate cookies and enjoy apple cider. Ages 1–6. 10 a.m. $4–6. www.athensclarkecounty.com/ leisure KIDSTUFF: Kids Holiday Crafts (Bogart Library) For age 8 and up. Dec. 13, 12:15–1 p.m. & Dec. 14, 4–5 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Preschool Storytime (ACC Library) Ages 2–5. 9:30 &
10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/athens LECTURES & LIT: Terry Kay (Barnes & Noble) Join local author Terry Kay for a reading from To Whom the Angel Spoke. 7 p.m. FREE! www.bn.com MEETINGS: Tallassee Tract Master Plan Public Input Session (ACC Planning Department Auditorium, 120 W. Dougherty St.) View the draft master plan map for the Tallassee Forest site and provide feedback on the concept. Staff will make a short presentation at the beginning of the session. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.athensclarkecounty.com/ parkplanning OUTDOORS: Full Moon Hike (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) See the Garden come alive at night. Each hike will focus on a different topic such as the moon, constellations or nocturnal creatures. Be prepared for a two-mile walk through wooded trails. 7 p.m. $5. www.botgarden. uga.edu THEATER: Elf (The Classic Center) The Broadway musical adaptation of the 2003 film stars Buddy the Elf. 7:30 p.m. www.classiccenter.com
Wednesday 14 ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Dale Couch, curator of decorative arts, leads a tour of selected works from the permanent collection. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: Illustrator for Beginners (ACC Library) Learn how to create graphics with vectors using Adobe Illustrator. This is ideal for logos or artwork you want to print in multiple sizes. Registration required. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-6133650, www.athenslibrary.org/athens EVENTS: Four Athens Holiday Party (The Globe) Cast votes for startups and celebrate successes with refreshments. 6–8 p.m. www. fourathens.com GAMES: Bingo (Highwire Lounge) House cash and drink prizes. Hosted by DJ LaDarius. 8 p.m. FREE! www. highwirelounge.com GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-548-1920 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie) (Eastside) Every Wednesday. 7–9 p.m. FREE! www.yourpie.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) (2440 W. Broad St.) Play to win. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com GAMES: Christmas Movie Pictionary (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Sign-up with a team and competitively draw Christmas movies. 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0039 GAMES: Cornhole Tournament (Saucehouse Barbeque) Gather a team and compete. 8 p.m. saucehouse.com GAMES: Dirty Bingo (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Hosted by Garrett Lennox every Wednesday. Prizes and house cash. 8 p.m. FREE! www. grindhouseburgers.com GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) Dirty South Trivia offers house cash prizes. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 KIDSTUFF: Bedtime Stories (ACC Library) Children of all ages are invited for bedtime stories every Wednesday. 7 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/athens
KIDSTUFF: Teen Council Meeting (ACC Library) Teens can come together to discuss plans for the ACC Library’s teen department’s collections and programs. Pick up application forms at the front desk. Ages 11-18. 4:30 p.m. FREE! 706613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Kids Holiday Crafts (Bogart Library) See Tuesday listing for full description Dec. 13, 12:15–1 p.m. & Dec. 14, 4–5 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Anime Club and PRISM (Oconee County Library) Both clubs will combine for a holiday party featuring games, crafts, snacks and activities. Wear your most festive holiday pajamas. Grades 6–12. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/oconee LECTURES & LIT: Talking About Books: Adult Book Discussion Group (ACC Library) This month’s title is The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins. Newcomers welcome. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org MEETINGS: Lunch & Learn: Tech Team Performance Reviews (Four Athens) Stephanie Sharp, IT Senior Manager of Web Services at UGA Franklin College, shares performance review processes for tech teams using real world examples. Lunch is provided. RSVP. 12 p.m. FREE! www.fourathens.com
LECTURES & LIT: Solar Power Night (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Drew Bowen of Turnsol Energy discusses the latest technology and alternative energy options available. Andy Hickman will describe his off-the-grid home, an Earthship. This program is held in conjunction with the exhibition “Discover Tech: Engineers Make a World of Difference.” 6:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ madison
EVENTS: Athens Showgirl Cabaret (Go Bar) Tonight’s special guests include Kellie Divine, Alice Divine, Jennifer Smilez, Jenn Sparx, Cola Kai and more. 9 p.m. $3. www. facebook.com/athensshowgirls EVENTS: Ribbon Cutting Ceremony (Southeast Circle Park) (Southeast Clarke Park, 325 Whit Davis Rd.) The new World of Wonder playground includes 10 slides, a rock wall and more. 3:30 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3801
Spectacular will feature Act II of The Nutcracker and a Rockette style tapand-jazz selection. Dec. 16 & 17, 7 p.m. Dec. 17, 2 p.m. Dec. 18, 3 p.m. $10. 706-335-7543 THEATER: Neverwhere (Athens Community Theater) See Thursday listing for full description Dec. 15–17, 8 p.m. & Dec. 18, 2 p.m. $8–15. www.townandgownplayers. org THEATER: Christmas at the Five & Dime (Oconee County Civic
Thursday 15 ART: Third Thursday Art Series (Athens, GA) Seven galleries stay open late the third Thursday of every month. Participating galleries include the Georgia Museum of Art, Lamar Dodd School of Art, ATHICA, Lyndon House Arts Center, Ciné, the GlassCube & Gallery @ Hotel Indigo and The Classic Center. 6-9 p.m. FREE! www.3thurs.org ART: Thursday Twilight Tour (Georgia Museum of Art) View selections from the permanent collection on a tour led by docents. 7 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum. org COMEDY: Comic Strip (Bar Georgia) Show-up and go-up comedy open mic. Hosted by Alia Ghosheh and Veronica Darby. 9 p.m. $5. ghoshehalia@gmail.com EVENTS: Santa Ming (Hi-Lo Lounge) Attendees can have their holiday photo taken with Ming Vase. 7–9 p.m. www.hiloathens.com FILM: The Fourth Phase (Ciné Barcafé) Professional snowboarder Travis Rice undertakes a 16,000 mile mission around the North Pacific Rim. Live performance by soundtrack artist Kishi Bashi. 8 p.m. $20. www.athenscine.com GAMES: Music Trivia (Saucehouse Barbeque) Meet at the bar for a round of trivia. 8 p.m. FREE! www. facebook.com/saucehousebbq KIDSTUFF: The Nutcracker’s Ball (ACC Library) Participants can dance along with characters form the ballet classic at a Nutcracker party. Ages 6–11. 3:30 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/athens KIDSTUFF: VIP Girlz Dance 4 Fun Open House (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) Kids 7–13 and their parents are invited to participate in learning new dance moves. 5–7:30 p.m. FREE! www.mokahjohnsonedu.com KIDSTUFF: Open Playtime (Oconee County Library) For ages 0–3. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ oconee KIDSTUFF: Afterschool Movie (ACC Library) The film has not been picked yet but suggestions are welcome. Ages 11–18. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens
Artwork by Margo Newmark Rosenbaum is currently on view at the Farmington Depot Gallery through December. THEATER: Neverwhere (Athens Community Theater) Town & Gown Players present a play set in a mysterious, magical world of imperiled princesses, cursed warriors, speaking rodents and vile villains. Dec. 15–17, 8 p.m. & Dec. 18, 2 p.m. $8–15. www.townandgownplayers. org THEATER: Christmas at the Five & Dime (Oconee County Civic Center) The ‘40s-style, faith-based Christmas musical follows the families who run a large department store and a mom-and-pop five-anddime. Dec. 15–17, 7:30 p.m. & Dec. 17–18, 2:30 p.m. $12. www.brightstoneathens.com
Friday 16 EVENTS: Cookies & Cider (Oconee County Library) Celebrate the holidays with a cookie and cup of warm cider. Dec. 16, 2–4 p.m. Dec. 19, 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/oconee
KIDSTUFF: Flashlight Candy Cane Hunt (Lay Park) Children can bring their flashlights and hunt for hidden candy canes. Cookies and cocoa will be provided. Ages 4–12. 6:30–8:30 p.m. $10–15. www.athensclarkecounty.com/leisure KIDSTUFF: Meet the Author (Barnes & Noble) Meet Kaitlin Bevis in celebration of Love & War, the fifth book in the teen fantasy series “Daughters of Zeus.” 7 p.m. FREE! 706-354-1195 KIDSTUFF: Gingerbread Pals (Lay Park) Participants will make a memory keepsake, sing songs and read a holiday story. Ages 2–4. 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $5–7.50. www.athensclarkecounty.com/leisure KIDSTUFF: Afterhours (ACC Library) Learn about spheros and eat pizza at the “Jingle Balls Sphero Challenge!” Ages 11–18. Registration required. 6 p.m. FREE! plewis@athenslibrary.org PERFORMANCE: Christmas Spectacular (Commerce Cultural Arts Center) The 12th Annual
Center) See Thursday listing for full description Dec. 15–17, 7:30 p.m. & Dec. 17–18, 2:30 p.m. $12. www. brightstoneathens.com
Saturday 17 ART: Holiday Craft Markets (Bishop Park) The Athens Farmers market will include its Holiday Craft Market featuring ceramics, jewelry, textiles, woodworking and more. 8 a.m.–12 p.m. athensfarmersmarket. net ART: Opening Reception (Athens Institute for Contemporary Art: ATHICA) The gallery hosts its first annual “Members’ Exhibition,” sharing 2-D and 3-D artwork by its supporters. See Art Notes on p. 11. 5–7 p.m. www.athica.org EVENTS: Nasty Women Knit (Healing Arts Centre) Knit and crochet items to sell for funding toward the Women’s March on Washington. 3–7 p.m. FREE! 4humanrights2016@gmail.com
EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Bishop Park) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods, crafts and live music. Live music by David LoCoco (8 a.m.) and Malarkey Brothers (10 a.m.). Today is the last market of the season. 8 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.org EVENTS: West Broad Farmers Market (West Broad Market Garden) Shop for fresh and affordable produce and prepared foods. The market also includes kids activities, cooking demonstrations, educational booths and entertainment. 9 a.m.–1 p.m. FREE! www. athenslandtrust.org EVENTS: Contra Dance (Memorial Park) A dance presented by Athens Folk Music & Dance Society with live music by Mike Robinson and Friends. Live calling by Janet Shepard. 7:30 p.m. (lesson), 8–11 p.m. (dance). $8 (adults), $4 (ages 11–17) FREE! (ages 11 & under). www.athensfolk.org KIDSTUFF: Stan Mullins & Santa (Entourage Warehouse) (Entourage Clothing, 2095 S. Milledge Ave.) Artist Stan Mullins will read from his illustrated children’s book Codalino: A Shepard Dog’s Little Tail. The book signing will be followed by milk and cookies with Santa. Attendees are encouraged to donate to the Boys and Girls Club of Athens. See Calendar Pick on p. 18. 6:30 p.m. www.entourageclothing.com KIDSTUFF: Hanukkah Craft Time (ACC Library) Celebrate the season of lighs with crafts and stories. Ages 3–11. 11 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens KIDSTUFF: Cookie Decorating (Bogart Library) Decorate delicious cookies to give to the Athens Homeless Shelter. Children under 14 must be accompanied by an adult. 2–4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Breakfast with Santa (Memorial Park) Eat breakfast, get a photo with jolly old St. Nick, make crafts and participate in holidaythemed activities. 9–9:45 a.m. or 10-10:45 a.m. $5-8. 706-613-3580 KIDSTUFF: Breakfast with the Grinch (Rocksprings Community Center) Dine with the Grinch, take photos and make a Whoville craft. Registration required. 9:30 a.m. $6–9. 706-613-3602, www.athensclarkecounty.com/leisure PERFORMANCE: The State Ballet Theatre of Russia’s The Nutcracker (The Classic Center) A yearly favorite tale of holiday adventure through a fantasy world of fairies, princes, toy soldiers and an army of mice. The authentic Russian production features Tchaikovsky’s beloved music, including “Waltz of the Flowers” and “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.” See Calendar Pick on p. 18. Dec. 17, 7:30 p.m. Dec. 18, 2 p.m. & 6:30 p.m. $15–35. 706-542-4400, www.classiccenter.com PERFORMANCE: Christmas Spectacular (Commerce Cultural Arts Center) See Friday listing for full description Dec. 16 & 17, 7 p.m. Dec. 17, 2 p.m. Dec. 18, 3 p.m. $10. 706-335-7543 THEATER: Neverwhere (Athens Community Theater) See Thursday listing for full description Dec. 15–17, 8 p.m. & Dec. 18, 2 p.m. $8–15. www.townandgownplayers. org THEATER: Christmas at the Five & Dime (Oconee County Civic Center) See Thursday listing for full description Dec. 15–17, 7:30 p.m. & Dec. 17–18, 2:30 p.m. $12. www. brightstoneathens.com k continued on next page
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Monday 19 EVENTS: Cookies & Cider (Oconee County Library) See Friday listing for full description Dec. 16, 2–4 p.m. Dec. 19, 6–8 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/oconee GAMES: Team Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Win house cash and prizes! Every Monday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Magic the Gathering Draughts and Drafts (The Rook and Pawn) Each draft pod gets you a three-pack draft, a participation pack and prize packs for wins. 6 p.m. $15. www.therookandpawn.com GAMES: Dirty South Trivia: Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Team trivia contests with house cash prizes every Monday night. 8 p.m. FREE! www.grindhouseburgers.com GAMES: Dirty South Entertainment Trivia (Ovation 12) Trivia hosted by Nic. Play for prizes. 8 p.m. FREE! www.dirtysouthtrivia. com KIDSTUFF: Stroller Walk (reBlossom Mama Baby Shop) Meet in the parking lot and get some fresh air in the company of other parents with young children. Mondays, 9:15 a.m. www.reblossomathens.com KIDSTUFF: Visit with Santa (Oconee County Library) Meet Santa and take a picture together. 4–6 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Open Chess Play for Kids and Teens (ACC Library) Teen chess players of all skill levels can play matches and learn from members of the local Chess and Community Players, who will be on hand to assist players and help build skill levels. For ages 7–18. Registration required. 4–5:30 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650
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KIDSTUFF: Infant Storytime (ACC Library) Designed to nurture language skills through literature-based materials and activities. Parents assist their children in movements and actions while playing. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: 4H Robotics (Madison County Library, Danielsville) The Madison County 4H presents a program on robotics. The RoboRaiders’ “Lucky” is a robot that has participated in several state competitions. 1–6 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/madison MEETINGS: Dirty Dulcimers (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Learn to play and read music with other dulcimer players. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/madison SPORTS: Monday Night Group Run (Fleet Feet, 1694 S. Lumpkin St.) Join a group for three or five social miles. 6 p.m. www.fleetfeetathens.com
Tuesday 20 EVENTS: Western Square Dancing (Buffalo’s Café) With Randy Ramsey. 7 p.m. www.buffalos.com FILM: Bad Movie Night: Elves (Ciné Barcafé) Nazis dispatch a murderous elf to impregnate a virgin on Christmas Eve. 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/badmovienight GAMES: Trivia (Hi-Lo Lounge) See Tuesday listing for full description 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8561 GAMES: Trivia at the Rail (The Rail Athens) Trivia hosted by Nic every Tuesday. 10:30 p.m. FREE! 706354-7289 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) See Tuesday listing for full description 8 p.m. FREE! www. locosgrill.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) See Tuesday listing for full description 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/blindpigtavern GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Taqueria Tsunami) (Downtown) Surf the trivia wave every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.dirtysouthtrivia.com GAMES: Bingo (Ted’s Most Best) Win drinks, sweet treats and gift cards. Every Tuesday on the patio. 6 p.m. FREE! www.tedsmostbest.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (The Savory Spoon) See Tuesday listing for full description 7 p.m. FREE! 706-367-5721 KIDSTUFF: Spanish Play Group (reBlossom Mama Baby Shop) Parents and children meet to speak or learn some Spanish. 3:30–5 p.m. FREE! www.reblossomathens.com KIDSTUFF: Preschool Storytime (ACC Library) Ages 2–5. 9:30 & 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/athens
Wednesday 21 ART: Artful Conversation (Georgia Museum of Art) Carissa DiCindio, curator of education, leads a conversation on “Still Life with Pears” by DeScott Evans aka Stanley David. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) See Wednesday listing for full description 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) See Wednesday listing for full description 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-548-1920
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from artists featured in the Nuci’s Space documentary that will also screen this evening. Georgia Theatre 7:30 p.m. $28 (adv.), $30 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN Legendary alternative band that has influenced much of today’s indie rock. MARK CROZER AND THE RELS British singer-songwriter and multiinstrumentalist based out of NYC. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com VINCE GUARALDI TRIO TRIBUTE Featuring Greg Hankins on piano, Luca Lombardi on bass and Seth Hendershot on drums, along with some guest “Peanuts”-gang singers.
Flicker Theatre & Bar 10 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com SOME KIND OF NIGHTMARE Punk rock band from San Diego. THE GRAWKS Punk and garageinspired local rock and roll band. ABOVE REPUTE Punk band from Atlanta.
Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT Enjoy an evening of original music, improv and standards.
The Foundry 8 p.m. $12 (adv.), $15 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com THE SECRET SISTERS Americana singer-songwriter duo performs as part of its Christmas tour. HANNAH MILLER Nashville-based folk-pop singer-songwriter influenced by artists like Neko Case and Norah Jones.
The Bar-B-Que Shack 7 p.m. FREE! 706-613-6752 BLUEGRASS JAM Bring your own instrument! All pickers are welcome every Thursday.
The Globe 8 p.m. FREE! 706-353-4721 THE HOT HOTTY-HOTS Mary Sigalas, Dan Horowitz, Steve Key
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GAMES: Trivia Night (Buffalo’s Café) Alan’s challenge. Every Sunday. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www.buffalos.com/ athens KIDSTUFF: Read to Rover (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Beginning readers read aloud to a certified therapy dog. 3–4 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Family Holiday Movie (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Bring the whole family to the library for a movie, crafts and popcorn. 2:30 p.m. FREE! 706795-5597 PERFORMANCE: Atlanta Symphony Orchestra and Chamber Chorus (Hugh Hodgson Concert Hall) The program will open with Vivaldi’s “Gloria,” and includes the “Christmas portion and “Hallelujah Chorus” from Handel’s Messiah. 3 p.m. $31-72. pac.uga. edu PERFORMANCE: The State Ballet Theatre of Russia’s The Nutcracker (The Classic Center) See Saturday listing for full description Dec. 17, 7:30 p.m. Dec. 18, 2 p.m. & 6:30 p.m. $15–35. 706-5424400, www.classiccenter.com PERFORMANCE: Christmas Spectacular (Commerce Cultural Arts Center) See Friday listing for full description Dec. 16 & 17, 7 p.m. Dec. 17, 2 p.m. Dec. 18, 3 p.m. $10. 706-335-7543 THEATER: Neverwhere (Athens Community Theater) See Thursday listing for full description Dec. 15–17, 8 p.m. & Dec. 18, 2 p.m. $8–15. www.townandgownplayers. org
GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie) (Eastside) Every Wednesday. 7–9 p.m. FREE! www.yourpie.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) (2440 W. Broad St.) Play to win. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com GAMES: Bingo (Highwire Lounge) See Wednesday listing for full description 8 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) See Wednesday listing for full description 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 GAMES: Cornhole Tournament (Saucehouse Barbeque) Gather a team and compete. 8 p.m. saucehouse.com GAMES: Dirty Bingo (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Hosted by Garrett Lennox every Wednesday. Prizes and house cash. 8 p.m. FREE! www. grindhouseburgers.com
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Blue Sky 9 p.m. FREE! 706-850-3153 WARM GLOW BLUE SKY SHOW JJC plays disco, funk, soul & cetera. Every Thursday! Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com SOJOURN Emotionally charged local hard rock band. THE WARSAW CLINIC Atlantabased rock band. CAMPGROUND New, Athens-based jammy rock band. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. $5. www.flickertheatreandbar. com MAD ACE Atlanta-based beat-oriented, hip hop-influenced cellist. JIANNA JUSTICE Athens-based indie-folk project with a compelling, summery sound. SUMMER PALACE Nashville, TN-based psychedelic pop project. SHANKS AKIMBO Psychedelic Knoxville, TN group. Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $5. www.georgiatheatre.com GIMME HENDRIX Local Jimi Hendrix cover band. STROKE The Strokes tribute band. SMASHING PUMPKINS JR. Smashing Pumpkins tribute featuring members of Kuroma, MGMT, The Whigs and T. Hardy and the Hardknocks. PHYSICAL JERKS Elvis Costello covers courtesy of members of Harvey Milk, The Lanes and more.
The Secret Sisters play The Foundry on Wednesday, Dec. 14. KIDSTUFF: Winter Kick Off (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Explore the outdoors and attend a planetarium program to celebrate the first day of winter. Ages 4–12. 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $6–9. www.athensclarkecounty. com/leisure KIDSTUFF: Bedtime Stories (ACC Library) Children of all ages are invited for bedtime stories every Wednesday. 7 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/athens
LIVE MUSIC Tuesday 13 40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $10. www.40watt.com VENUS AND THE MOON “American Galactic country duo.” KENNETH BRIAN BAND Countryrock four-piece from Decatur, AL. CHRISTOPHER STILLS No info available. The Foundry Nuci’s Space Benefit. 6 p.m. $10 (adv.), $13 (door). www.thefoundryathens. com MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ATHENS 2 Featuring performances
The Manhattan Café Loungy Tuesdays. 10 p.m. FREE! 706369-9767 DJ NATE FROM WUXTRY Spinning a set of rare and classic deep soul, R&B and blues. Every Tuesday! Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. 706-546-4742 DJ WHOM Local DJ playing a mix of hip hop, ‘90s and 2000s music.
Wednesday 14 Boar’s Head Lounge 10 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 LEAVING COUNTRIES OPEN MIC JAM Bands are welcome, backline is provided and the jam rocks until 2 a.m. Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com SCOOTERBABE Scrappy, jangly local noise-pop/emo group. NEW WIVES Charming Athens indie rockers with a noisy, melodic edge. WF ADDAMS New local indie rock band featuring members of Juna and Malevich. See Calendar Pick on p. 18. HARLOT PARTY Dark, gentle, proginfluenced project.
and some surprise guests play swingin’ tunes from the ‘10s, ‘20s and ‘30s. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 FREESTYLE CYPHER NIGHT Bring your bars. With host Lingua Franca and featured performances from John Ave and Kaedus Hines, Dedric Knowles and Jabbary SouthPaw Stevens. 12 a.m. 706-546-5609 BEN LAWLESS Atlanta musician performs a set of experimental pop music. BEIGE CURTAINS Memphis-based psychedelic rock group. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com JASON FULLER Local pianist tickles the holiday ivories with some classic Christmas favorites and some originals. KIP JONES Local singer-songwriter performs holiday classics, with special guests Tony and Damian. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 ALEX CULBRETH Edgy alt-country singer-songwriter from Virginia.
Go Bar 8 p.m. 706-546-5609 ROPE TRICK New project from musicians Paul Thomas and Chris Cogan. 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by John “Dr. Fred” Bowers and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more. The Grotto 10 p.m. 706-549-9933 LEAVING COUNTRIES Louis Phillip Pelot plays funky Southern folk rock ‘n’ roll. Highwire Lounge 8 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com LIVE JAZZ A group of talented jazz musicians play every Thursday and Friday. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 ROBBIE DUDE Local DJ spinning “futuristic, hip hop, electro-soul, funky freshness, wine sippin’, bumpin’, grindin’ bass music.” The Office Lounge 8:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 REV. TRIBBLE AND THE DANCING MAGNOLIAS Local group led by Athens rock fixture Rev. Conner Mack Tribble. Your Pie 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-355-7048 (Gaines School Road location) MANNY CORTES Singer-songwriter and acoustic guitarist from Atlanta.
Friday 16 Caledonia Lounge Toy Drive. 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www.caledonialounge.com SHEHEHE Local band that draws from old-school punk and arena rock to create a fist-pumping atmosphere. MIGHTY Alternative rock group from Atlanta. THE GILLS Melodic alt-rock band from Nashville. BEHOLD THE BRAVE Popular retroleaning rock group from Nashville. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com JOHN & KIRAN FERNANDES Father and son team up for an experimental instrumental set. BETWEEN NAYBORS Local trio playing folk-based music that ranges from ‘60s coffeehouse to Richard and Linda Thompson-esque duets to rhythmic, Tom Waits-y rants. COUCHLOCKED New psychedelic/ progressive folk duo.
Tierney Tough. See Calendar Pick on p. 18. OAK HOUSE Melodic and complex post-rock group from Athens and Atlanta.
Saturday 17 Bishop Park Athens Farmers Market. 8 a.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net DAVE LOCOCO Local traditional folk singer-songwriter. (8 a.m.) MALARKEY BROTHERS Celtic folkrock group. (10 a.m.) Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. www.caledonialounge.com DOUBLE FERRARI This local band plays virtuosic, high-speed, instrumental rock.
Manko is joined by Atlanta singer Greg Robbins and bassist Jon Strength to play fresh arrangements of old classics in a Frank Sinatra style.
Hollow, Jaclyn Steele Band, Breathing Kansas and Jesse Mariah Williams. Plus, a raffle with prizes and gift certificates from local businesses.
Go Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic John “Dr. Fred” Bowers and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more.
Terrapin Beer Co. 4:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com DJ OSMOSE International touring DJ and Athens resident lays down an all-vinyl set of funk, soul and reggae.
Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com THE DARNELL BOYS The three Darnell brothers perform and sing country blues originals accompanied by upright bass fiddle, singing saw and various pieces of junkyard percussion.
Sunday 18 The Foundry 6 p.m. $12 (adv.), $15 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com THE SEGAR JAZZ AFFAIR 1470 WXAG AM radio DJ Dwain Segar curates a night of smooth jazz,
Monday 19 Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 6 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com CLASSICAL REVOLUTION University of Georgia School of Music graduates and students play various works by Antonin Dvorak, György Ligeti, Johann Sebastian Bach and more. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com OPEN MIC Come on out and showcase your hidden musical talent at this popular open mic night every Monday. Hosted by Larry Forte.
Boar’s Head Lounge 10 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 LEAVING COUNTRIES OPEN MIC JAM Bands are welcome, backline is provided and the jam rocks until 2 a.m. The Foundry 8 p.m. $7 (adv.), $10 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com GRAND New Athens-based alternative-pop four-piece. CHECK THE SIGNS Uplifting local family band. EASTVILLE BELLE New local country/Americana outfit. The Globe 8 p.m. FREE! 706-353-4721 THE HOT HOTTY-HOTS See Wednesday’s listing for full description
Go Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves. Highwire Lounge 8 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com LIVE JAZZ See Thursday’s listing for full description Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub DJ REINDEER GAMES Athens DJ mixes trap, hip hop, moombahton, ‘90s hits and indie dance tunes.
Mad Ace plays Flicker Theatre & Bar on Thursday, Dec. 15. THE POWDER ROOM Local sludgy noise-rock trio. ART CONTEST Math-rock band from Athens via South Carolina.
Terrapin Beer Co. 4:30 p.m. www.terrapinbeer.com JUST JAY One-man acoustic cover band from Philadelphia.
40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com THE HEAP Funky indie-soul band with a killer horn section and fronted by Bryan Howard’s low, bass growl. STONI TAYLOR & MILES OF STONES Atlanta-based funk-rock outfit. THE TAXICAB VERSES Local group/ recording project inspired by Jim Wilson’s time spent doing field recordings and collaborating with musicians in Ghana.
The World Famous 10 p.m. $5. www.facebook.com/theworldfamousathens THE PAUSES Orlando-based pop group led by singer-songwriter
The Globe 7:30 p.m. $8 (adv.), $10 (door). www. jazzathensga.org GREG ROBBINS & COLIN MANKO Athens-based jazz guitarist Colin
Saucehouse Barbeque 7 p.m. FREE! www.saucehousebbq.com JULIE HOLMES Local singer-songwriter/multi-instrumentalist who specializes in acoustic jams.
The Manhattan Café Loungy Tuesdays. 10 p.m. FREE! 706369-9767 DJ NATE FROM WUXTRY Spinning a set of rare and classic deep soul, R&B and blues. Every Tuesday!
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Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 9:30 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com FEATHER TRADE This local band plays lush, moody post-pop. CROWE A beat-matched hour of industrial hits for your stomping pleasure. DJ WARDADDY Spinning darkwave, classic goth, death rock, witch house and everything in between.
The Office Lounge 6 p.m. 706-546-0840 REV. CONNER MACK TRIBBLE Tribble is a Georgia rock and roll fixture. Every Friday!
Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com AVERY LEIGH DRAUT The leader of indie-pop act WANDA performs with a backing band comprised of Greg Hankins, Zack Milster and Seth Hendershot.
Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. 706-546-4742 DJ WHOM See Tuesday’s listing for full description
The Foundry 6 p.m. $10. www.thefoundryathens. com MEALS ON WHEELS BENEFIT The Athens Community Council on Aging’s concert to raise money for the elderly during the holiday season will feature Connor Byers, Zenith Blue, Benjamin Simpson, Simone Zaccaria Jeffers, The Varsity Band and the Voltures.
Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 THE VINYL SUNS Athens-based blues-rock five-piece.
Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 THE 8-TRACK GORILLA The mysterious costumed local musician performs. KUSA87 Local experimental band creating visual soundscapes through tapes, pedals, vinyl and more. MR. E New band from local musician Ethan Lapaquette.
Highwire Lounge 11 p.m. $1 (headphone). www.highwirelounge.com SILENT DISCO Dance the night away with wireless headphones and two channels of music. One of them is a request line! Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub DJ THE KING One of Little Kings’ beloved staffers spins your faves, from the ‘80s to the present. Live Wire 1 p.m. FREE (with toy donation), $10 (door). www.livewireathens.com ATHENS’ LARGEST CHRISTMAS PARTY A Toys for Tots and Nuci’s Space benefit show featuring Universal Sigh, Harvey Funkwalker, Sunny South Blues Band, The Voltures, Sacred
featuring saxophonist Antonio Bennett. Terrapin Beer Co. 1:30 p.m. www.terrapinbeer.com ALEX HUNNICUTT Soulful singersongwriter from Greenville, SC. The World Famous 9 p.m. www.facebook.com/theworldfamousathens GAIN BENEFIT A variety show supporting the Georgia Asylum and Immigration Network, featuring the Athens Cowboy Choir, Mat Lewis, Smokefrawg, Loud Baby Family Band, Dean on the Street, Lyr, Bed Death and more.
Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 JAZZ FUNK JAM WITH MASON DAVIS Local jazz musician Mason Davis hosts a jam session.
Tuesday 20 The Foundry 6 p.m. $6 (adv.), $8 (door). www.thefoundryathens.com TRIO Athens-based singers Marty Winkler, Kate Morrissey and Lis Cesnik Ferguson perform with special guest percussionist Tony Oscar in a festive a cappella holiday celebration.
Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 GROUP GROPE Analog synth beats influenced by classic Chicago house and Detroit techno. DOOM RIBBONS Experimental guitar/ percussion duo from Asheville, NC. HOUSEFIRE Electronic and harsh noise project from Raleigh, NC. SPONGE BATH House and techno music from Chapel Hill, NC. DJ OTHER VOICES, OTHER ROOMS Spinning selections from Throbbing Gristle, Psychic TV, Sparks and house and techno classics. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com BLACKNERDNINJA Eugene Willis and Larry Gresham deliver explosive rhymes over high-energy beats. SHEDDRICK No info available. AFRICAN SOUL A unique and stirring combination of poetry and song. TRE80 Hip hop artist from Gainesville. Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT The longest standing weekly music gig in Athens! Enjoy an evening of original music, improv and standards.
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Art 42nd Annual Juried Exhibition (Lyndon House Arts Center) The annual show will be juried by Susan Krane, executive director of the San Jose Museum of Art. All visual art welcome. Drop off entry forms and up to three works on Jan. 26, 12:30–8:30 p.m. or Jan. 27, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. Exhibition opens Mar. 3. $25 submission fee. 706613-3623, www.athensclarkecounty. com/exhibits Acrylics Workshop (Georgia Museum of Art) Local artist and educator Erin McIntosh leads a fourpart studio workshop focusing on biomorphic abstraction as expressed through various techniques and acrylic mediums. Jan. 5, 12, 19 & 26, 6:30–8:30 p.m. $15. 706-5428863, callan@uga.edu Call for Artists (Winterville Center for Community and Culture) Submit up to three .jpgs for visual art or up to three .docs for poetry consideration to be shown in the group exhibition “Beginnings.� Deadline Dec. 14. wintervillearts council@gmail.com Deck the Walls (Lyndon House Arts Center) A special exhibition features art available for sale by 70 area artists, authors, crafters and musicians. Items include glass ornaments, pottery, sculptural works, embroidery, children’s books, photography and more. Open daily through December. ww.athensclarkecounty.com/ lyndonhouse Fold Unfold (Lyndon House Arts Center) “Fold Unfold� invites skilled makers to weave functional bedding on manually operated looms for an installation. Coverlets should be informed by overshot geometric patterning popular in the South,
and should use a modernist color scheme of black, white and gray. Confirm participation by Mar. 1. Submission deadline May 1. foldunfold2017@gmail.com Holiday Studio Sale (170 Canady Dr.) Shop Charles Pinckney’s jewelry, Karen Hamrick’s chains and Elizabeth Barton’s quilts and paintings in a home studio. Through Dec. 24, 12–6 p.m. 706372-1072 Open Studio Membership (Lyndon House Arts Center) Local artists can now access studio facilities through a new open studio monthly membership program. Studios include ceramics, jewelry, painting, fiber, printmaking, photography and woodshop/sculpture studios. Up to 32 hours per week. $65/month or $175/three months. 706-613-3623, www.athensclarke county.com/leisure
Classes Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Weekly “Try Clay� classes ($20/person) introduce participants to the potter’s wheel every Friday from 7–9 p.m. “Family Try Clay� classes show children and adults hand-building methods every Sunday from 2–4 p.m. $20. 706-355-3161, www.gooddirt.net Code Classes (Four Athens) Learn to code with one-day boot camps in Web Fundamentals. Dec. 17, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. $125. ww.fourathens. com/classes Hatha Yoga (St. Gregory’s Episcopal Church) De-stress, relax and move into stillness. Tuesdays, 5:30 p.m. $10. www.mindfuliving. org Introduction to Acting (OCAF, Watkinsville) This course for ages 16 & up focuses on the imaginative,
physical and vocal skills necessary for acting. The program culminates in a performance of scripted scenes and monologues. Wednesdays, Jan. 25–Mar. 29, 6:30–8:30 p.m. $180–190. www.ocaf.com Lunchtime Yoga (CinĂŠ BarcafĂŠ) Annie Marcum teaches “Mindful Flow Yoga.â€? Mondays, 12 p.m. $5–10. BYO Mat. 706-372-1849 Martial Arts Classes (Live Oak Martial Arts, Bogart) Traditional and modern-style Taekwondo, Jodo, self-defense, grappling and weapons classes for all ages. Visit website for full class schedule. www.liveoak martialarts.com One-on-One Computer Skills (ACC Library) Personalized instruction available for various computer topics. Thursdays, 9 a.m. 706-6133650, ext. 354, athenslibrary.org One-on-One Digital Media Center Tutorials (ACC Library) Get individual instruction for graphics, audio or video editing projects or learn to convert albums and cassettes to DVDs and CDs. Thursdays, 6 p.m. and Saturdays, 11 a.m. 706-613-3650 One-on-One Genealogy Assistance (ACC Library) Library staff offer assistance to genealogists and researchers. Dec. 20, 10 a.m. Dec. 27, 2 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/athens PALS Institute (PALS Institute) The PALS Institute provides training in GED preparation, literacy, EFL, business and computer skills to women. Women to the World covers the cost of materials and testing fees. 706-548-0000, survival@ womentotheworld.org Quilting Classes (Crooked Pine Quilts) Amanda Whitsel offers classes in quilting and sewing for all levels and ages. 706-318-2334, needleinahaystack7@yahoo.com, crookedpinefarm.blogspot.com
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“Envelope Pizza Head� by Laura Maria Ramirez Giraldo is currently on view at Flicker Theatre and Bar in Liftitdown’s “Shared Psychosis,� an exhibition sharing works by Giraldo and Eddy Lezama. Salsa Dance Classes (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa dance classes (Casino-Rueda) with SALSAthens. No partner necessary. Beginners welcome. Every Wednesday, 7:30-8:30 p.m. $10 (incl. drink). www.facebook.com/ salsaathens Traditional Karate Training (Athens Yoshukai Karate) Learn traditional Yoshukai karate in a positive atmosphere. Accepting new students. No experience necessary. See website for schedule. Classes held Sundays–Wednesdays. FREE! www.athensy.com Winter Art Classes (Lyndon House Arts Center) Now registering for “Metal Art Jewelry with William Stephanos,� “Jewelry/ Metalsmithing,� “Painting with Charles,� “Beginning Enamel,� “Wheel Throwing with Jennifer Kirkpatrick,� “Watercolor: Painting from Life� and “Printmaking with Arron Foster,� “Drawing: Basics and Beyond,� and “Black and White Photography & Darkroom Techniques.� Classes begin in January. 706-613-3623, www.athens clarkecounty.com/leisure Winter Dance Class Registration (East Athens Educational Dance Center) Now registering in classes for beginners through advanced students. Classes include ballet, modern dance, tap and more. Classes begin Jan. 9. 706-613-3624, www.athensclarke county.com/leisure
Help Out Helpful Harvest (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Drop off non-perishable food and hygiene items to the library for delivery to the Madison County Food Bank. Through Dec. 31. 706-795-5597
MLK Day of Service Register to volunteer at 18 sites around Athens. A light breakfast will be served and Life the Griot will be the featured speaker. Jan. 16, 9:30 a.m.–12 p.m. www.athensclarkecounty.com/ mlkday Nasty Women Knit (Healing Arts Centre) Knit and crochet or donate yarn to raise funds for the the Women’s March on Washington. Dec. 17, 3–7 p.m. The yarn color is Lionbrand 158 Mustard. 4humanrights2016@gmail.com for yarn dropoff locations. Tutors Needed (410 McKinley Dr.) Athens Tutorial Program is seeking volunteer tutors for grades K–8. Sessions are scheduled Monday– Thursday, 3–6 p.m. 706-354-1653, athens.tutorial@gmail.com
“Winter Creations� at East Athens Community Center celebrates the season with winter-themed projects. Dec. 27–30, 9 a.m.–4 p.m. $40–60. Ages 6–12. www.athensclarke county.com/leisure Youth Sports Program Registration (Multiple Locations) Now registering. Youth basketball for ages 6–13 at East Athens Community Center. Jan. 10–Feb. 20. $65–98. Gymnastics for toddlers to teens at Bishop Park. Jan. 9–May 13. Tennis for ages 5–16 at the Athens-Clarke County Tennis Center and Bishop Park. Jan. 31–Mar. 8. $60–90. www.athens clarkecounty.com/leisure
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Alanon (540 Prince Ave.) Alanon: a 12-step recovery program for those affected by someone else’s drinking. Noon and evening meetings are held throughout the week. FREE! www.ga-al-anon.org Alcoholics Anonymous (Athens, GA) If you want to drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, we can help. 706-389-4164, www.athensaa.org Breastfeeding Support Group (reBlossom Mama Baby Shop) Get expert tips from lactation counselors from By Your Leave and share experiences with other mothers. Wednesdays, 4 p.m. and Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. www.reblossomathens.com Caregivers’ Support Group (Tuckston United Methodist Church) Find support with other caregivers. Non-denominational meetings are held the third Sunday of each month. 706-850-7272 Chronic Illness Support Group (Oasis Counseling Center) Six-week group meetings for
Craft Classes (Treehouse Kid and Craft) “Art School� for ages 2–4 (Wednesdays, 11 a.m.), ages 4–6 (Wednesdays, 4 p.m.) and ages 6–8 (Thursdays, 4 p.m.). “Baby Sensory Art Session� for ages 6–24 months (Wednesdays, 10 a.m.). www.tree housekidandcraft.com Events for Moms and Children (The Natural Baby) Infant & Toddler Sensory Playgroup is for infants 4–12 months. $2/drop in, $5/month. Fridays, 11 a.m.–12 p.m. Saturday Open Playgroup. Saturdays, 1–3 p.m. MOMs Playgroup. Dec.13 or 20, 1–3 p.m. Babywearing Lunch & Learn. Dec. 14 or 21, 11 a.m.–1 p.m. info@ thenaturalbaby.com, www.thenatural baby.com Holiday Mini Camps (Multiple Locations) “Winter Blast Holiday� at Lay Park offers crafts, cooking activities and games. Dec. 27–30, 9 a.m.–4 p.m. $40–60.
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individuals dealing with chronic medical conditions. Call to reserve spot. Every Wednesday, 1:30–3 p.m. through Apr. 10. $15/session. 706543-3522, info@oasiscounseling center.com Dudes Helping Dudes (Nuçi’s Space) A weekly support group for anyone who identifies as a man. Fridays, 6–7 p.m. tinyurl.com/ DudesHelpingDudes, www.brain aidfest.com Life After Diagnosis (Oasis Counseling Center) An ongoing support group aimed at helping those with chronic or life-threatening diseases. Tuesdays, 4–5:30 p.m. 706543-3522, www.oasiscounseling center.com Mental Health Round Table (Nuçi’s Space) This peer support group is open to anyone with a brain illness. Meets every other Monday. Next meeting Dec. 19, 5:30–7:30 p.m. lesley@nuci.org, www.nuci.org New Mamas’ Group (reBlossom Mama Baby Shop) Meet other parents with babies. Thursdays, 11 a.m. www.reblossomathens.com Project Safe (Athens, GA) Meetings for Athena, a skillsbased group covering relationship topics, are held every Thursday,
12–1:30 p.m. Meetings for the New Beginnings Support Group are held every Monday, 6:30–8 p.m., with a dinner on the last Monday of the month. Childcare provided. 24-hour crisis hotline: 706-543-3331. Teen texting line: 706-765-8019. Meeting information: 706-613-3357, ext. 770. www.project-safe.org reMama: A Group for Repeat Mamas (reBlossom Mama Baby Shop) A play and support group. Every Tuesday, 9:30 a.m.–12 p.m. www.reblossomathens.org
On The Street Athens Free School (Athens, GA) Athens Free School is a learning network where people share skills through free classes. Find the calendar online. Email with class ideas. athensfreeschool@riseup.net, www. facebook.com/athensfreeschool Athens Pétanque Club (Outside of 1000 Faces Coffee) Play a friendly game of Pétanque, a French version of bocce ball, at the Pétanque terrain. Beginners welcome. Sundays, 2–3:30 p.m. athenspetanqueclub@ gmail.com, athenspetanqueclub.wix. com/play
art around town AMICI (233 E. Clayton St.) Live music photography by Ryan Myers. Through January. ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) New paintings by Mary Porter, Greg Benson, Chatham Murray, Candle Brumby, Lana Mitchell and more. ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (17 N. Main St., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass. ATHENS ACADEMY (1281 Spartan Lane) In the Bertelsmann Lobby Gallery, “VAPORS (Lost and Forgotten)” is a series of “Miniature World” assemblages by Lisa Freeman. “Fiber Reactions” features works by the Athens Fibercraft Guild. Works by members of the Oconee Cultural Arts Foundation are also present. Through Dec. 16. • In the Harrison Center Foyer Gallery, “Seven Elements of Art” features sculptural works by Lawrence Steuck, Leonard Piha and Lorraine Thompson. • “The Other 95.6%: Photos from Around the World” is a collection of photography. Through Feb. 3. ATHENS INSTITUTE FOR CONTEMPORARY ART (ATHICA) (160 Tracy St.) The first-ever “Members Exhibition” is a collection of works by over a dozen of the gallery’s members. Opening reception Dec. 17. Through Jan. 14. BENDZUNAS GLASS (89 W. South Ave., Comer) The family-run studio has been creating fine art glass for almost 40 years. CINÉ BARCAFE (234 W. Hancock Ave.) “Wild People” is a series of paintings by Terry Rowlett. Through December. CITY OF WATKINSVILLE (Downtown Watkinsville) “Public Art Watkinsville: A Pop-up Sculpture Exhibit” consists of sculptures placed in prominent locations around downtown. Artists include Benjamin Lock, William Massey, Stan Mullins, Robert Clements and Joni Younkins-Herzog. “Artscape Oconee: The Monuments of Artland” features eight newly commissioned art panels and six refurbished panels of paintings. THE CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) “Highlights” includes artists from the Classic Center’s permanent collection: June Ball, Greg Benson, Dianne Penny, Henry Ransom, John Ahee, Ana Anest and Lamar Wood. CREATURE COMFORTS BREWING CO. (271 W. Hancock Ave.) “Home” offers two perspectives on the stability of our houses and ourselves through the painting and textiles of Sarah Cowan White and Kendal King. Through Dec. 24. EARTH FARE (1689 S. Lumpkin St.) Collages influenced by Surrealism and Magic Realism by Susan Pelham. Through December. FARMINGTON DEPOT GALLERY (1011 Salem Rd., Farmington) Owned and staffed by 14 artists, the gallery offers works by artists including Matt Alston, John Cleaveland, Peter Loose, Michael Pierce, Dan Smith, Cheri Wranosky and more. • Margo Newmark Rosenbaum and Art Rosenbaum share an exhibition of photographs, drawings, paintings and pastels. The show also includes landscapes by John Cleaveland and ceramics by Holly. JustHolly. Through December. FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) Liftitdown’s “Shared Psychosis” offers paintings, sculptures, illustrations and costumes made by Eddy Lezama and Laura Maria Ramirez Giraldo. Through December. GALLERY@HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “Tiny Universe two” is a biennial small works show featuring pieces by over 60 Athens and Atlanta artists who have exhibited at the gallery in the past. Through December. GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “Gifts and Prayers. The Romanovs and Their Subjects.” Through December. • “Man’s Canyons: New York City on Paper.” Through December. • “Living Color: Gary Hudson in the 1970s.” Through Jan. 8. • “Storytelling: The Georgia Review’s 70th Anniversary Art Retrospective” including 25 works by 12 artists whose work the Review has published. Through Jan. 29. • In the Jane and Harry Willson
Bring One for the Chipper: Christmas Tree Recycling (Multiple Locations) Keep AthensClarke County Beautiful (KACCB) encourages citizens to recycle their undecorated trees and wreaths on Jan. 7, 9 a.m.–1 p.m. Free removal assistance for the elderly, disabled and veterans. Check website for locations. 706-613-3501 ext. 312, www.keepathensbeautiful.org Deck the Hollow (Memorial Park, Bear Hollow Zoo) Celebrate the season with a self-guided walk through the holiday lights in the zoo. Activities include live music, animal encounters and photo opportunities in the illuminated zoo. Dec. 8–11 and Dec. 15–18, 5:30–7:30 p.m. $3. 706-613-3580, www.athensclarke county.com/holidayevents Health Screenings (ACC Library) The Athens Nurses Clinic provide free health screenings and information. No appointment needed. Fourth Fridays. 11 a.m.–1 p.m. athensnursesclinic.org Holiday Cards for Heroes (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Make a holiday card for a soldier, veteran, police officer or whoever you see as a hero. Supplies provided. The library will mail them
to the appropriate address. 706795-5597 Ice Skating (The Classic Center) The Classic Center will offer ice skating in the indoor pavilion through Jan. 8 and in the outdoor pavilion Jan. 30–Feb. 16. www.classic center.com Seeking U.S. and State Flags (Athens United Methodist Church) Cub Scout Pack 1 is seeking U.S. or Georgia flags to be retired from service as part of an annual ceremony. Flags can be dropped off Jan. 4. 706-353-3030, flags@pack1athens. org Startup Internship Program (Athens, GA) Four Athens is launching a new internship program for small and medium-sized companies in Athens to find qualified interns. Students from all Athens area colleges are encouraged to apply. Deadline Dec. 15. www.fourathens. com/sip Women’s March on Washington (191 Alps Rd.) The Women’s March on Washington will leave Athens on Jan. 20 to march in Washington D.C. on Jan. 21. Contact for ride. 4humanrights 2016@gmail.com, www.letskedaddle.com/events/6341 f
Sculpture Garden, “Driving Forces: Sculpture by Lin Emergy” presents four large kinetic sculptures. Through Apr. 2. GLASSCUBE@INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “Satisfaction System” is a sitespecific installation by Garrett Hayes that suspends circular forms woven with scrap denim, rope and Electro-Luminescent wire. Through Apr. 15. THE GRIT (199 Prince Ave.) Photos taken around Georgia by Davy Gibbs. Through December. HEIRLOOM CAFÉ (815 N. Chase St.) The ambiguity and subtlety of Andy Cherewick’s paintings allow for your own interpretation. Through December. HENDERSHOT’S COFFEE BAR (237 Prince Ave.) Jamie Calkin specializes in watercolor paintings of local scenes. Through December. JUST PHO…AND MORE (1063 Baxter St.) Collages influenced by Surrealism and Magic Realism by Susan Pelham. Through December. LOWERY IMAGING GALLERY (2400 Booger Hill Rd., Danielsville) The gallery features paper and canvas giclee prints by Athens artists as well as artists’ renderings of Athens. LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) “Upstream I” features paintings by Juan Logan that address the interconnections of race, place and power. Through Jan 14. • “Full House” features artwork by members of the various guilds and artists groups who meet at the Lyndon House. Through Jan. 17. • In the Lounge Gallery, see a collection of works by textile artist Maddie Zerkel. Through Feb. 11. MADISON COUNTY LIBRARY (1315 GA-98, Danielsville) The “Discover Tech Exhibition” is a part of the STAR Library Education Network led by the National Center for Interactive Learning at the Space Science Institute. Through Feb. 10. • Corn husk dolls and baskets by Beth Zorbanos. Through December. • Stefan Eberhard’s “Crystal Photomicrography” features photos taken through a microscope. Through February. MADISON MORGAN CULTURAL CENTER (434 S. Main St., Madison) “The Bond of the South” presents photography by Tamara Reynolds and Jerry Siegel, two artists who have work in the Do Good Fund Collection. OCONEE COUNTY LIBRARY (1080 Experiment Station Rd., Watkinsville) Artwork by Cathy Standridge. Through December. RICHARD B. RUSSELL JR. SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARIES (300 S. Hull St.) “Every Drop Counts: Managing Georgia’s Water Supply” addresses the state’s water policy and implementation through photos, maps, illustrations and more. Through Dec. 16. • “Foxfire: 50 Years of Cultural Journalism Documenting Folk Life in the North Georgia Mountains” includes photos, artifacts, homemade toys, a moonshine still and more. Through Dec. 16. • “Keep Your Seats Everyone… The Redcoats are Coming!” is an exhibition of photographs, uniforms, sheet music and more memorabilia related to the UGA Redcoat Marching Band. Through Dec. 23. • The “Whisperin’ Bill” exhibit features a guitar, boots, sheet music, poster and a prized “nudie suit” by the legendary country musician. Through December. • “On the Stump: What Does it Take to Get Elected in Georgia.” TERRAPIN BEER CO. (265 Newton Bridge Rd.) Works by members, volunteers and supporters of the Athens Institute for Contemporary Art. Through December. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST FELLOWSHIP OF ATHENS (780 Timothy Rd.) “The Medieval Experience, Art and Craft of the Society for Creative Anachronism” includes illustrated manuscripts, needlework and metalwork. Through January. UNIVERSITY OF NORTH GEORGIA OCONEE CAMPUS GALLERY (1201 Bishop Farms Pkwy., Watkinsville) “Transfers II” features artwork by members of the Oconee Cultural Arts Foundation. Through Dec. 15. WHITE TIGER (217 Hiawassee Ave.) Ice cream cone sculptures by Jourdan Joly. Through December. WINTERVILLE CENTER FOR COMMUNITY CULTURE (371 N. Church St., Winterville) “Wonder” features visual art and poetry. Through December. THE WORLD FAMOUS (351 N. Hull St.) Permanent artists include RA Miller, Chris Hubbard, Travis Craig, Michelle Fontaine, Dan Smith, Greg Stone and more.
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Real Estate Apartments for Rent Eastside quadraplex, 2BR/2BA, $500/mo. & 2BR/1BA, $475/mo. We have others pre-listing for next year. Call McWaters Realty: 706-353-2700 or cell: 706-540-1529.
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Houses for Rent 2BR/1BA: W/D hookup, fenced yard, 5 miles north of Downtown. Lawn care incl. $550/mo. plus 1 mo. sec. dep. Avail. 12/1. Evenings: 706-424-1571. I heart Flagpole! Avail. Jan 1: 3BR/2BA House, 145 Inglewood Ave. Super clean, new paint, tile, countertops, upgrades. $1200/mo. drew@athensddc.com or 706-202-2712.
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Eclectic 3/4 BR House Avail. on quiet street in the heart of Normaltown, Chase St. Elementar y Dist. $1,600/mo. 706-2557374. Peaceful cabin near B ro a d R i v e r O u t p o s t . Limited river access. WD, heat and water incl. $570/mo. plus 1 mo. sec. dep. Evenings: 706-4241571.
Houses for Sale Call Daniel Peiken if you are looking to buy or sell a house or condo. Specializing in first time home buyers and in-town proper ties w/ over 15 years of Real Estate experience in Athens, GA. 706-296-2941, Daniel@AthensHome. com, www.AthensHome. com.
For Sale Antiques Archipelago Antiques: The best of past trends in design and art! 1676 S. Lumpkin St. Open daily 9:30 a.m.–5 p.m. 706-3544297. Advertise with Flagpole Classifieds! W e e k e n d A’ f a i r : Antiques, records, decor, vintage, formals, holiday decorations, art, pottery, clothing and more! 515 Gaines School Rd. 706850-5945. Wed.–Sat, 10a.m.–5p.m.
Furniture Moving Sale: quality furniture incl. marble-top table, some antiques. Thomasville, HaywoodWakefield at reasonable prices. Beechwood area. 706-850-8167.
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Hand Tools: concrete saw, 100s of PVC fittings, Berkel 10” meat slicer, E c h o l s S l a w C u t t e r, Ty p e w r i t e r s , A n t i q u e Sellers Cabinet w/ flour bin. L.H. Irwin: 706-5407285.
Yard Sales M o v i n g y a rd s a l e i n Normaltown. This Saturday, Dec. 17, from 8a.m.–1p.m. at 157 Holman Ave. Never been used, still in boxes holiday gift items.
Music Equipment Nuçi’s Space needs your old instruments & music gear! All donations are tax-deductible. Call 706227-1515 or come by Nuçi’s Space, 396 Oconee St.
Instruction Athens School of M u s i c . Instruction in g u i t a r, b a s s , d r u m s , piano, voice, brass, woodwinds, strings, banjo, mandolin, fiddle & more. From beginner to exper t. Visit www. athensschoolofmusic. com, 706-543-5800. UGA Community Music School. Group and private instruction avail. for students 18 mos. through adult seniors! Private instruction in popular and classical styles. ugacms. uga.edu, ugacms@uga. edu, 706-542-2894.
Music Services Instant cash is now being paid for good vinyl records & CDs in fine condition. Wuxtry Records, at corner of Clayton & College Dwntn. 706-369-9428. Professional recording, mixing and mastering at The Glow Recording Studio. Super vibey! Super affordable! Text: 706347-3323, email jesse@ theglowrecordingstudio. c o m , o r v i s i t w w w. theglowrecordingstudio. com. Borders! Pictures! Tons of categories to satisfy Athens classified ad needs with the lowest rates in town. Flagpole Classifieds can help!
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A m a n d a Whitsel “Sew Something Saturdays” in December for free at Crooked Pine Farm. Learn how to thread a sewing machine and sew a 4 patch. Classes in all aspects of textile arts available to purchase. By appointment 706-3182334. Ask about private classes at home!
R e s e a rc h g e n e a l o g y, borrow a ukulele, learn Excel, edit a video project, or make something on the 3D printer at your public library! 2025 Baxter St. 706-613-3650
Cleaning P e a c h y G re e n C l e a n Co-op, your local friendly Green Clean! Free estimates w/ rates as low as $39. 706-248-4601, peachygreencleancoop. com.
Jobs Full-time Athens Country Club seeking FT and PT Line and Prep Cooks. Experience preferred. Apply in person Tue–Fri, 2–5p.m. No phone calls please. Athens Country Club seeking FT Dishwashers/ Kitchen Stewarts. Five days a week 8a.m.–4p.m. Good pay and benefits. Apply in person Tue–Sat, 2–5p.m. No phone calls please. F T & P T, S u m m e r & Year Round. ClassicCity Installation.com: Assistant Supervisors starting at $12/hr & Assistant Managers (management req.) starting at $18/hr. Travel nationwide this summer- all expenses covered. Contact: info@ classiccityinstallation.com.
Armed Service Providers needed in your area!! Te c h n i c i a n s p i c k u p / deliver customer orders a n d AT M m a c h i n e in accordance w/ a designated route. The job duties require lifting at least 50-lbs., verbally communicate w/ customers and record information accurately. $11.50/hr. The successful applicant will possess a positive attitude, be at least 21 years of age, have a current driver’s license and a good driving record w/ a steady employment history. Must pass a comprehensive bkg. check that includes a criminal history, Dept. of Transportation physical & drug screen, have a valid weapons per mit or be able to pass state weapons licensing requirements. Apply at www.work4loomis.com. Athens, GA. Graduate Athens seeking FT Bqt Sous Chef. Must have experience and open availability. Excellent health benefits and 401(k). Apply online: w w w. g r a d u a t e a t h e n s . com/careers. Searching for the perfect employee to work at your business? Let us help get the word out through Flagpole Classifieds. Call (706) 549-0301. The UGA Hotel and Conference Center (Athens) is looking for an Assistant Center Housekeeper. Experience required.Apply at www.ugajobsearch. com, create online account and application and apply for job posting #20162285. Posting will describe duties and physical demands. Background investigation req.
Part-time Hiring experienced pizza throwers, PT hours avail., 5–10. Experience preferred. Apply at 2080 Timothy Rd.
Graduate Athens is seeking PT servers at The Foundry. Come join an exciting team and experience live music every night. Apply online: w w w. g r a d u a t e a t h e n s . com/careers. Looking for front of house and servers. Please stop by and fill out an application at Dos Palmas: 3523 Atlanta Hwy, next to Academy Sports. Line/Prep/Banquet Cooks and Dishwashers needed. The Georgia Center has several positions avail. 20–40 hrs./wk. Pay: $8-11 DOE/Minimum 3 yrs in full service restaurant. Email resumes to: robh@uga. edu. N o w H i r i n g Immediately! Five Points Bottle Shop seeks highly motivated individuals to fill several positions. Experience in retail, stockroom, wine or craft beer preferred, but not required. Must be at least 21 yrs old and avail. to work nights and weekends. Do not a p p l y i n s t o re . w w w. fivepointsbottleshop. com. Seeking Banquet Server at Athens Country Club: Must come ready to perform many tasks, incl. set-up, breakdown and serving meals to guests according to well-established rules of etiquette. Apply i n p e r s o n : Tu e – F r i , 2–5p.m. Washington Square Studio is looking for a creative, quick witted, hard working apprentice/assistant. Recent cosmetology grads welcome, but no experience needed. E m a i l re s u m e h e l l o @ washingtonsquarestudio. com. Walk, bike, bus, or drive to work... and get paid to type! SBSA is a financial transcription company offering PT positions, unbeatable scheduling flexibility, and competitive production-based pay. Currently seeking those w/ strong touch-typing and English grammar/ comprehension skills for our office on S. M i l l e d g e Av e . We are located close to campus and are on multiple bus routes. Learn more and apply at www.sbsath.com.
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Lost and Found Found: prescription glasses with metal, bronze-colored frames, in the Eaglewood subdivision, off S. Lumpkin. 706-410-3626. Found: wheelchair without front wheels, left in the Flagpole parking lot. Inquire at the front desk (220 Prince Ave.) or call: 706-549-0301.
Messages Know someone special with an upcoming birthday, anniversary or important milestone? Give a public shout out through Flagpole for free! Call (706) 549-0301 for more info. Let’s ban gas powered leaf blowers within the old Urban Services District. Tell your commissioner you want an end to the infernal noise. Provide water for birds, squirrels and other animals. Leave acorns on the ground for wildlife. Cultivate brushy margins for nesting and roosting.
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On the Server/Customer Relationship Advice for Athens’ Loose and Lovelorn By Bonita Applebum advice@flagpole.com Dear Bonita, My humble offering to local Athens restaurants. For the servers/staff:
window, the least of which is fairness to the other servers. • Yes, just because the bill is high, the tip percentage stays the same. Don’t cheap out and cap at a certain dollar amount. By the way, no one tips 15 percent anymore for full service; it’s usually 20 percent or more.
• When I enter, please acknowledge my presence by greeting me and thanking me for I’m sure there’s more, but this is a start, so choosing your restaurant. It’s rude to stand we both can get what we want when we eat out behind a podium and stare and wait for me in Athens! to approach you. • Look me in the eye when you speak, no matThere is no way you’re currently a ter my gender or race, and do so clearly and server. You contradict yourself many times with confidence. While I might remind you between these two lists, like relating the of the parent you have a problem with, you, server’s tip to the amount of times they for the moment, are paid to put this aside. come to your table. Then, in your second • A restaurant is instantly defined by its list, you make it clear in two different bulmanager. Clean and attentive staff means let points that the the manager cares customer is obligated more about being a You can ease your to tip due to the nature boss than a friend to frustrations with what of the server/customer his employees. You might • Don’t leave my food at you deem to be bad service relationship. have been a server at the counter under the by being a better customer. some shitty Shoney’s lights while you take back in the ’90s, but other orders, or worse, you’re obviously not now if you’d be willing while you are on your phone! Hot food to skimp on a tip because you had to get equals a good tip. your own drink. • If this isn’t a full-service restaurant, and Get real: You are the nightmare cusyou aren’t coming to my table a half-dozen tomer. You’re the person who comes in times, don’t expect 20 percent for dropping with a party of 25 during the dinner rush. two plates on the table while I get my own You’re the person who expects your meal drink. to be free because you had to wait 20 minutes when the kitchen was slammed. You’re the person who tells some arbitrary story about your job at that dump of a Shoney’s as you walk out, refusing to pay because of the most minor of transgressions. Servers are not infallible, but you can ease your frustrations with what you deem to be bad service by being a better customer. Be patient, be kind, and communicate clearly with the server. Shorten your wait time by knowing what you want when you sit down, then order all of your meal at For the patrons: once when they walk up to take your drink order. • Leave the tip in cash, even if you pay the If you have a large group, call ahead. bill by a card. Servers have to wait for the account to settle, and this way I get my cash If you need a refill, wave politely to your server, and they’ll make their way around at the end of my shift. to you. You’re not the only customer in • Small kids mean a higher-percentage tip. the restaurant, and they have lots of other Do you like to clean up after your children tasks to complete beyond just “dropping at home for free? Neither do I. two plates on the table.” If you expect to be • I make around $2 an hour, and you are suptreated like royalty at Rafferty’s, you should posed to make up the difference by tipping. work on your self-esteem. f This arrangement is implicit, and you agree to it when you open the door. Do your part, and I’ll do mine. Need advice? Email advice@flagpole.com, use the • Please sit your ass where I put you. There’s anonymous form at flagpole.com/getadvice, or find a reason why you are there and not by the Bonita on Twitter: @flagpolebonita.
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