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ď&#x192;Ż facebook feedback ď&#x192;° Doc Eldridge (l) and Upshaw both served Athens as mayor, and they were longtime close friends, too. My honor to be with the two â&#x20AC;&#x153;hizzoners.â&#x20AC;? ego mixed up in things, probably the secret of his success. I was sitting next to Upshaw one night in City Hall, during some kind of public public hearing while he was mayor but not presiding. It was fairly soon after Upshaw had succeeded Julius Bishop, and an activist at the podium made the charge that Julius was still running the city through Upshaw. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And doing a piss-poor job of it, too,â&#x20AC;? Upshaw muttered to me.

I did have the advantage that one of Upshawâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lifelong best friends was my pal Bucky Redwine, whose stories about Upshaw humanized him and made him much more than just the smooth man in the wrinkled seersucker suit. Bucky, of course, could humanize anybody, and he told me of their hijinks during school when Buckyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s father would rent a room in the old Georgian Hotel for business associates during football weekends but only use it on Saturday, turning it over to Bucky and Upshaw on Fridays. Bucky told me about Upshaw learning to fly a P-47 fighter plane during the war, and how Upshaw shot at the target and severed the rope pulling it behind the tow plane. (There he was again: Citizen Bentley, doing what needed to be done.) And when Upshaw and Frances got married, of course Bucky and friends saw to it that when Upshaw knelt at the altar, the audience could clearly see written on the sole of his left shoe, â&#x20AC;&#x153;To Hellâ&#x20AC;? and on his right, â&#x20AC;&#x153;With Tech.â&#x20AC;?

What a small smattering of Upshaw stories I know. How many there are! And, how many there were that only Upshaw knew, and the people he helpedâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;quietly, and behind the scenes.

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve recently had the privilege of doing some advance reading in the forthcoming book of Athens history, The Tangible Past of Athens, Georgia. Inevitably, such a book spotlights the citizens who have made Athens what it is and by doing so reminds us that throughout our history there have been people whose personal success has advanced their cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s success. In every generation there have been those who were able to work hard for themselves and their families and also for our community. They rise up from these annals. They were here. They walked our streets. They did the civic work that needed doing.

They left their imprint on our town. And now Upshaw has joined them. Now he, too, belongs to history, and to Athens.

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city dope Classic Center Skating Rink on Thin Ice Classic Center Executive Director Paul Cramer got a surprisThe Athens Cultural Affairs Commission, pending ACC ing amount of pushback from Athens-Clarke County commisCommission approval, is installing two pieces of public art: sioners last week on his plan to convert the centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Grand Hall a sculpture by Athensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; nationally known Bob Clements and a into a part-time arena. mural by newcomer Nick Napoletano, a recent UGA graduate.

Cramer wants to spend $5.4 million to buy bleachers and Clementsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; 15-foot-tall sculpture depicting a mother reading, a scoreboardâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;which he said would allow the Classic Center a child returning a book, a teenager dancing and a flying muse to host sporting events and ice shows and turn the exhibit will be erected in the drop-off circle in front of the library. hall into a skating rink during the traditionally slow winter Napoletanoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 111-foot-long mural of legs running toward the monthsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as well as pave a gravel parking lot and add about library will be mounted on an ugly retaining wall.

100 spaces to the parking deck. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Together, they are going to work beauTo do it, he needs commission pertifully,â&#x20AC;?

ACAC Chairwoman Marilyn Wolfâ&#x20AC;&#x153;Together, they are going mission to issue bonds, which would (if Ragatz said. to work beautifully.â&#x20AC;? everything goes according to plan) be paid This is how Napoletano described his back with revenue from additional events. plans for the mural when he submitted Already, Cramer has worked out an agreement with the UGA his proposal to the ACAC: â&#x20AC;&#x153;The figures included in the mural hockey team to host games there, with the Classic Center getwill serve as a reflection of the libraryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s function within the ting 90 percent of the revenue from ticket sales and concescommunity, while simultaneously welcoming all who wish to sions. The Ice Dogsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; â&#x20AC;&#x153;homeâ&#x20AC;? games are currently in Duluth use the library as a resource. It will exemplify the diversity of because thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nowhere to play hockey in Athens.

Athens on a multifaceted level, depicting people of all ages,

funding was associated with the library expansion. Since its creation three years ago, the ACAC has received about $15,000 a year in local tax revenue. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s money we can spend on public art in whatever way we feel will benefit the community the most,â&#x20AC;? Wolf-Ragatz said.

And the ACAC decided that thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the library, one of the busiest public resources in the community.

The sculpture and mural will cost a combined $33,000 for materials and labor. Considering the ACAC recently spent almost $10,000 on a bench at Rocksprings Park, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot of bang for our bucks.

Urban Farm: East Athens was not always a residential neighborhood. In the 19th Century, it was covered in cotton farms, and if you look closely, you can still see the remnants of terraces stepping to the North Oconee River across from downtown. The railroads through Athens were originally built to ship that cotton.

The Williams family farm off Ruth Street is the last vestige of that heritage, and the Athens Land Trust is protecting it in perpetuity. The five-acre lot, bought for $250,000, will continue to be a working farm, and food grown there will be sold at the land trustâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s monthly West Broad School farmerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s market.

Although the area is zoned residential and agriculture is generally not allowed, the farm has been grandfathered in.

Coincidentally, a proposal to ease restrictions on community gardens in neighborhoods is on the ACC Commissionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Aug. 22 agenda.

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But commissioners Allison Wright, Jared Bailey and Jerry NeSmith raised a number of issues with the plan, most notably questioning whether Cramer could actually recoup the $5.4 million investment. (As a side note, Bailey and Wright recently tried and failed to shave off some of the Classic Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hotel/ motel tax funding.) Cramer said he is â&#x20AC;&#x153;100 percent confidentâ&#x20AC;? in his ability to pay off the bonds and promised to give commissioners more details before the vote, scheduled for Tuesday, Sept. 3.

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vocations and ethnicities, while simultaneously noting its historic roots.â&#x20AC;?

You may have noticed that the figures depicted are all the same skin shade. Wolf-Ragatz assured Flagpole that wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be the case with the finished mural.

Clements, in keeping with our Classic City moniker, is using Greek symbolism representing ideas and inspiration in literature, science and the arts. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It was believed the muses would help inspire people to do their best,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And this is a big part of our libraryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mission: to awaken, to delight, to inform and to inspire our Clarke County citizensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; minds.â&#x20AC;?

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capitol impact Hillary Or Honey Boo Boo? even among Democrats, the vote was split: 38 percent went for creationism and 38 percent were for evolution. This could mean that Georgia is still a very religious state, or it could mean that our high schools are doing a poor job of teaching science.

Another survey question: Do you have a favorable or unfavorable opinion of Paula Deen? A 54 percent majority had a favorable opinion of the controversial Southern chef while only 21 percent had an unfavorable opinion and 25 percent were not sure.

That sounds plausible to me. In the period since Deen ignited a nationwide controversy by admitting she had used a raciallycharged word to describe black people, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve heard conservatives and liberals alike say she was being treated unfairly by the media, given the time and circumstances in which she grew up.

PPP asked Georgians if they had a favorable or unfavorable opinion of William Tecumseh Sherman, the Yankee general who torched half the state on his march to the sea during the Civil War. The response was 16 percent favorable, 28 percent unfavorable and a whopping 56 percent said they were not sure. It has been nearly 150 years since Shermanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s march and it appears that a large number of Georgians no longer care about him or even know who he was.

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Public Policy Polling (PPP) conducted a statewide survey in Georgia to gauge public sentiment on the upcoming senate and presidential races. There were the usual political trends that were tracked by the poll.

U.S. Reps. Phil Gingrey and Paul Broun had moved to the front in the GOP primary senate race. Gingrey was the preference of 25 percent of the voters, and Broun followed at 19 percent, while Rep. Jack Kingston and Karen Handel had slipped back a few points.

The survey showed that Democrat Michelle Nunn could run a fairly strong race against the nominee who emerges from the Republican primary. It also showed Hillary Clinton might have a shot at carrying Georgia if she is the Democratic presidential nominee in 2016.

PPP usually mixes in a few questions about cultural issues in its surveys, probably to provide some relief from the political horse races, and they did the same in their Georgia poll.

They asked: Would you support or oppose requiring background checks for all gun sales, including gun shows and the Internet? The poll showed that 73 percent supported background checks, while 19 percent opposed them.

Another question: Do you think employers should be allowed to discriminate against employees based on sexual orientation? Only 17 percent said employers should be allowed to discriminate against gay employees, while 72 percent said they should not.

On the issue of same-sex marriages Georgians are still strongly opposed. Only 32 percent said these marriages should be allowed; 60 percent said they should not.

Georgians were asked if they believe more in creationism or in evolution. The response was that 53 percent believe more in creationism, 29 percent believe more in evolution, and 18 percent were not sure.

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his fall will be the fourth consecutive semester Eric Van Deventer won’t be returning to school. He’s still paying for the time he was caught in Athens drinking and driving underage with a fake ID. Van Deventer is far from alone. The bust earlier this month of an alleged fake ID manufacturing ring that involved 17 University of Georgia students indicates the ubiquity of the deceptive driver’s licenses.

Easy to Fake Indictments against UGA student William Trosclair and Gainesville State student Tyler Ruby—the ringleaders of the fake ID ring, according to police—were almost two years in the making. The roommate of UGA student

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Ashley Hampton, another accused member of the manufacturing ring, spoke to a residential advisor at Russell Hall about a conflict she had with Hampton. She was worried she would get in trouble if authorities ever found out that Hampton was the “middle person” for fake ID sales, according to a September 2011 Clarke County search warrant.

“I don’t have anyone to talk to, and this situation is bad,” Hampton’s roommate told the RA, according to the warrant.

The fake IDs were extremely high quality.

The items police say they confiscated from Ruby and Trosclair’s house included a legitimate ID printer, blank ID cards and hologram laminates from four different states.

Authorities say Ruby and Trosclair employed couriers to snap photos in students’ dorm rooms, then delivered fake IDs for

$50-$100. They are charged with dozens of felonies but are seeking to reduce the charges to misdemeanors.

IDs like those are sold to students like Van Deventer. When he was partying underage, he had a total of four fake IDs and would visit several Clayton Street bars, he says.

“It was pretty easy once we found a guy that actually made them. All we had to do was send him a picture and information, and he printed out a card for us,” Van Deventer says.

Clarke County Solicitor General C.R. Chisholm, who prosecutes misdemeanors, says charges for underage drinking and fake ID are pretty common, especially downtown. There were 452 arrests on charges of underage possession of alcohol and 38 arrests on charges of fake identification in the past year, according to ACC police. Some people were arrested on

both charges.

Today’s technology has made the ability to doctor up forgeries a relatively easy task.

Anyone with decent printer and Photoshop skills can forge a bootleg ID that can get past the door guy.

“It’s easy to modify the ID itself,” says “Marc,” a former maker of fake IDs, who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. “If you really want to get into a bar bad enough, you’ll come up with whatever you can to make it work.”

Marc says he would scan an ID into a computer, size it to the exact scale of the original and match the fonts and colors. The only part he altered was the birth date. He would then print out the replica. Using a scalpel to cut out the date of birth on both the copy and original, he would replace the new date of

birth using a special laminate to superimpose the false date onto the original ID. “We never had anybody give us any shit about it. They looked perfect,” he says. “They kept all the original holograms on there.”

“It’s kind of ridiculous what will pass,” Van Deventer says. ”I’ve used a fake ID that said I was 24 years old when I was 19. It said I was 5-foot-4—I’m 6-foot—and said my name was Pedro. And it was a New Jersey ID as well.”

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that attitude. To his recollection, the only time police have taken action against bars is when they fail compliance checks—known to most as sting operations.

“We’re not targeting anybody,” he says, adding that all the police are interested in doing is enforcing the law by making sure no minors are served alcohol.

From recent data gained through compliance checks, Chisholm tells Flagpole that there’s been a “vast improvement” over the past 10 years. A decade ago, Chisholm says, only 20-30 percent of downtown bars passed compliance checks, and today it’s at 80-90 percent.

David Basham, who’s worked his way up to manager from door guy in his eight years at the 40 Watt Club, says this type of behavior shows that “underage drinking is a social problem, not a drinking problem.”

He recalls a time when he was a door guy When underage drinkers get arrested, and a kid came in with an ID that looked Chisholm says, they have three options: plead genuine, but something about it “felt wrong.” guilty, plead not guilty or go into a pre-trial He showed it to a fellow door guy for a second intervention program—an option granted opinion, and his comostly to first-time worker told him, “I offenders or to othknow that this isn’t ers depending on this person, because the severity of their I know the person criminal history. on the ID. This is his The pre-trial interMinor in possession of brother.” vention program— alcohol: up to six months Despite pleas from which can last in jail, a $300 fine or both. the younger brother, anywhere from 12 to they turned him in.

18 months—is basiPossession of a fake ID: “This is our job, this cally a way to avoid up to a year in jail, is what we have to a criminal record. a $1,000 fine or both. do,” Basham says.

But it does come Erik Nelson, bar with, on average, a manager for Walker’s $300 fine, 60 hours Coffee and Pub, points out part of the probof community service, drug abuse counseling lem: “There are only so many people who are and random drug and alcohol screenings, and of age in this town, and a lot of bars.” offenders can be barred from the downtown Some bar owners and employees are relucarea from 8 p.m. to 8 a.m. tant to speak on the record, because they perHowever, violate any of these conditions ceive a negative outlook by law enforcement. and you’re back to choosing between either a guilty or a not-guilty plea.

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“Marc” demonstrates how to alter the birth date on a fake ID. allowing or condoning underage drinking when they’re not. But it’s a fairly common perception among UGA students that the part of downtown east of College Avenue caters to a younger crowd.

Basham, among others at downtown hotspots, says that the bust of the fake ID ring has led to some acknowledgement by UGA Police Chief Jimmy Williamson that bars are, in fact, doing their job. The arrests have some downtown bar owners, managers and doormen feeling vindicated.

“The fact that there is this huge fake ID ring in Georgia sort of exemplifies that we’re doing our jobs. You wouldn’t need fake IDs if we were just letting people in willy-nilly,” Basham says. “Prior to that, it’s always been, ‘This is a problem, and it’s your guys’ fault.’”

Lt. Gary Epps, who runs the downtown police substation, says he is “befuddled” by

Chisholm warns students that a fake ID charge on their criminal history looks “really ugly” and can affect their future employability.

“It says, ‘possession of fraudulent identification document’ [and] it looks really bad,” he says. “It does reflect, potentially, on your integrity and whether you’re being honest or not.”

Van Deventer says his arrest “ended his schooling career,” but he’s currently working to recover and hopes to be back at UGA by the spring.

“I didn’t come from a whole lot of money, so once that happened, all of my money and all my time was put into hiring a lawyer and paying court fees,” he says. ”And having to serve time in jail.”

David Schick

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athens rising Home Businesses and the Law The Athens-Clarke County Planning Commission recently debated proposed changes to the home occupation ordinance, which allows certain businesses to be operated out of homes in residential areas.

The major points of debate included permitting cottage food businesses, child daycares and the continued prohibition of dog-related businesses. The ordinance has a huge impact on entrepreneurship, community and quality of life, and it deserves the attention it is currently receiving.

Throughout the Aug. 1 meeting, planning commissioners and the county attorney debated the overall purpose and guidelines of the ordinance. A home occupation ordinance is designed to make an exception for small business operations that would like to operate out of a residential home. This fosters entrepreneurship by allowing commercial uses without the added cost of leasing a commercial space.

However, it is a narrow exception.

Residential areas should retain the look and feel of residential areas despite the presence of any commercial enterprise. The overall goal of the ordinance is to allow in residential zones those businesses that can operate with little impact. Without knowledge or inquiry, neighbors shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know the business is in operation.

For instance, almost all businesses related to the production and sale of food are considered catering operations and are banned in residential areas. Catering usually involves industrial equipment not found in an ordinary home. This is an offshoot of the low-impact idea of a home occupation in that this idea asks whether or not a business will be using equipment traditionally found in a home; if not, it likely wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be discreet and should be prohibited from residential areas. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s debatable, though, because oftentimes equipment not normally found in a residential home could be used but the business could still operate in secrecy.

The state Department of Agriculture recently changed its rules to allow cottage

foodsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;i.e. foods that can be made without industrial equipment and are non-hazardousâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; to be manufactured in a home. This gives local governments more discretion in determining what types of food production can be allowed in certain areas. Many people from the Athens Farmers Market came to the meeting to speak on behalf of the new ordinance, stating that the current ordinance prevents many types of foods like jams, breads, dried fruits and candies from being manufactured in homes and,

Dogs make noise, but do they make more noise than babies? consequently, it reduces the number of available items at farmers markets. Allowing cottage food businesses has widespread support on the planning commission and will likely find its way into the final ordinance.

The more controversial issues surround the arbitrariness and potential unconstitutionality of many classifications found in the proposed ordinance. The current and proposed ordinances both allow for child daycares with up to six children, including the ownerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s children.

Both also prohibit any type of dog daycare or dog grooming business. Both ordinances also prohibit any home business from occupying

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Though many of these issues may seem arbitrary and pulled from thin air, the government has a great deal of discretion. A zoning regulation can be considered a violation of due process or equal protection if it is found to be arbitrary and irrational. However, the burden on the challenger is high. The court is going to ask whether or not the government had any legitimate purpose in enacting the regulation. Zoning is a local governmentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s application of the stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ability to use its police power to protect the health, safety and

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A court could easily find that limiting a business to 25 percent of the floor space is rationally related to a legitimate government interest. The legitimate government interest is basic zoning: segregating certain uses promotes the health, safety and welfare of citizens. Limiting businesses in residential areas to 25 percent of the floor space upholds the general residential character of the neighborhood. The more floor space a business occupies, the more it morphs from residential

to commercial and degrades the zoning plan.

A rational basis is the courtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lowest standard.

Unless it makes no sense whatsoever for the government to decide 25 percent is the limit, it will be upheld. Many other municipalities have similar restrictions.

The same can be said for dog-related services and child care. Many of the planning commissioners who supported the continued ban on dog-related services stated that dogs clearly make more noise, are likely going to need days or weeks to become familiar with one another and could easily be left alone outside while the owner is away. Conversely, planning commissioners pointed out that children make less noise, will generally get along and (it is to be hoped) will not be left outside while the owner is away. A court could therefore easily reach the decision that this classification is not arbitrary but rational. A court could also easily reach the decision that six children is rationally related to the legitimate government interest of reducing noise and the amount of traffic generated by a daycare.

Again, many other municipalities have similar restrictions.

Enforcement must also be considered in the adoption of an ordinance. Clearly if a dog daycare were allowed, some limit would have to be set on the number of dogs. If a neighbor calls in a noise complaint, it will be difficult for the government to determine what dog belongs to what owner. If the owner has 10 dogs and the ordinance allows seven dogs that are not owned by the property owner, the government will basically have to take the word of the owner as to who owns what dog. This makes enforcement difficult.

An interesting issue is the difference between dog daycare and dog grooming. The ordinance allows for barber and beauty shops, under certain conditions, but absolutely prohibits dog grooming. One planning commissioner brought up the fact that a barber shop and dog grooming are basically the same in terms of the traffic generated. In fact, human grooming uses many more chemicals not found in an ordinary home than dog grooming.

Assuming a barber shop meets the low impact viewpoint of a home occupation ordinance, and that is why it is allowed, a dog grooming business should also meet this viewpoint.

Unless you have several dogs making noise and waiting in line for a haircut, the two are basically the same.

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The biggest open question on the long-awaited project: should bike lanes be four feet wide or five? Most citizens, and BikeAthens, favored the wider lanes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s do it right,â&#x20AC;? one citizen commented, saying even five-foot lanes are â&#x20AC;&#x153;barely adequateâ&#x20AC;? on the busy road.

College Station already has bicycle lanes from the University of Georgia campus to a narrow river bridge, forcing cyclists to merge with traffic to cross. They pick up again after the bridge before petering out at Research Drive.

Bike lanes will be added all the way to Barnett Shoals Road (probably during 2015) just as Georgiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Department of Transportation is replacing the narrow bridge with a wider one (likely by 2016) that will have room for bike lanes and sidewalks, ACC Transportation Administrator Jerry Oberholtzer tells Flagpole.

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To add bike lanes and consistent sidewalks to the eastern end of College Station will require moving the centerline and repaving the road, although the additional right-of-way width required will be no more than 10 feet, he says.

Narrower bike lanes would â&#x20AC;&#x153;greatly reduce the construction costâ&#x20AC;? by 16 percent on the $1.9 million project, according to a county handout. But BikeAthens Executive Director Tyler Dewey says four-foot widths are narrower than standard. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to see painted buffers to separate cars and traffic from the bike lanes,â&#x20AC;? Dewey says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to see green painted bike lanes to highlight entrances, exits and intersections.â&#x20AC;?

At least one more public meeting will be held on the design, and it will go to ACC commissioners for a final vote.

UGA, too, is planning to better accommodate bicyclists in future years, says Kevin Kirsche of UGAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Office of Sustainability. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The current priority is Sanford Driveâ&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;the major north-south route through campusâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;which could get bike lanes, â&#x20AC;&#x153;bike boxesâ&#x20AC;? where bicyclists can wait at stoplights and be seen more easily, and semi-separated bike lanes.

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Last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s UGA Bike Study made extensive suggestions for facilitating bike movements on various campus streets and intersections, including allowing bikes to continue through red lights at some intersections, widening some streets, eliminating some parking and changing bus bays. Sanford Drive should be a priority, the study said, followed by bike-friendly improvements at intersections, and adding missing bike lanes along East Campus Road, Carlton Street, and River Road.

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enerally speaking, autumn is the busiest season for live music in Athens, and this year is no different.

In fact, our major clubs’ schedules are practically boiling over with local and touring talent: fall 2013 is, we can say with some certainty, the most impressive concert season in recent memory.

Still, it can be a beast keeping track of it all. To help you parse what’s going down over the next few months, we’ve compiled an extensive list of Flagpole-recommended shows, with extended previews attached to our must-sees.

Of course, we’ll run in-depth articles on many of these events as the weeks progress. But for now, here’s a taste of things to come. Cut these couple pages out and let ‘em yellow on the fridge ‘til November. It’s not a comprehensive list— much has yet to be announced—but it should come in handy.

Coltron, Pontiak, Golden Void, Freak in the Fire Wednesday, Sept. 4 @ Caledonia Lounge

Butch Walker

Saturday, Sept. 7 @ 40 Watt Club

Rose Windows

Monday, Sept. 9 @ Caledonia Lounge Seattle-based collective Rose Windows falls decisively on the folkier end of the psych-rock spectrum. In fact, the group’s music is often downright pastoral, heavily incorporating flute (obligatory Jethro Tull reference here) and acoustic guitar into its eclectic, expansive repertoire. But the band can ramp it up, too; druggy tunes like “Native Dreams,” from the band’s recently released Sub Pop debut, The Sun Dogs, cull equally from Black Sabbath and Jefferson Airplane. While the group’s ‘60s-stained rock and roll daydreams win no points in the originality department, they’re certainly authentic enough to make even the iPhone-totin’-est faux-hippie feel like she was there, man. [Gabe Vodicka]

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Grant-Lee Phillips, Jay Gulley

Vincas, Destruction Unit, Ukiah Drag, Pinecones

Bill Callahan, New Burns

Thursday, Sept. 12 @ Caledonia Lounge

Friday, Sept. 13 @ The World Famous

Wednesday, Sept. 18 @ Caledonia Lounge

Waxahatchee, Screaming Females, Tenement Thursday, Sept. 19 @ 40 Watt Club Guitar-slingers Marissa Paternoster, of Jersey rockers Screaming Females, and Katie Crutchfield, of Philly-via-Bama outfit Waxahatchee, are polar opposites, at least on the surface: the former wails and shreds with punk rock abandon, while the latter traffics in up-close-and-personal folk confessionals. Where Paternoster takes tips from guitar wizards like Marnie Stern and J. Mascis, Crutchfield is indebted to the literate emotionalism of Liz Phair and Will Johnson. But the two women are linked by their unwillingness to conform to the Manic Pixie Dream Girl indie ideal; in fact, both display an unflappable creative confidence not often seen among today’s indie stars, regardless of gender. [GV]

Wednesday, Sept. 25 @ 40 Watt Club

Thursday, Sept. 26 @ Melting Point

Saturday, Sept. 28 @ 40 Watt Club In September, Bill Callahan will release Dream River, his fourth record since shedding the Smog moniker. As a songwriter, he’s as much of an icon as his Drag City labelmate Will Oldham. His music is somber and sparse—not exactly party fare. Sure, there’s the bouncy “Diamond Dancer,” from 2007’s Woke on a Whaleheart—which for a short time I was citing as proof of an emergent dance-folk genre—but in the main, the material’s pretty pensive. Callahan’s music seems more suited to a solitary late-night drive than a big venue. Still, there’s room for surprises. The bitter “America,” from 2011’s Apocalypse, is prime material for a bilious singalong, and a song like “Faith/Void,” from Sometimes I Wish We Were an Eagle, could bring on a collective existential freakout. Think of it as a chance to commune with your moody fellows. There’s plenty of time to be alone after the show. [Marshall Yarbrough]

Kishi Bashi, Fancy Colors Friday, Oct. 4 @ 40 Watt Club

Son Volt

Futurebirds, Diarrhea Planet

Washed Out, Haerts

Hatebreed, Shadows Fall

Friday, Sept. 20 @ 40 Watt Club

Tuesday, Sept. 24 @ Georgia Theatre

Friday, Oct. 4 @ Georgia Theatre

Saturday, Oct. 5 @ Georgia Theatre

Mercyland, Bloodkin Saturday, Oct. 5 @ 40 Watt Club

Jimmy Eat World, Matt Pond

Monday, Oct. 7 @ Georgia Theatre Show of hands, millennials: how many of y’all drove around at age 16 in your beat-up ‘86 Camry blasting Clarity and pining sweatily over some girl (or guy)? ME. I DID. Long-running Arizona emo outfit Jimmy Eat World flirted a little too heavily with the mainstream on 2001’s Bleed American (which birthed pop radio staple “The Middle”), but the band is back on track with the recently released Damage, in many ways a return to pre-aughts form. The group doubtless has a place in the hearts of many aging local hipsters; expect this all-ages show to be a mixture of emotionally fragile teenagers and hardened 20-somethings trying their best to pretend they feel it less than they do. [GV]

Rubblebucket

Friday, Oct. 11 @ New Earth Music Hall Rubblebucket has seven, eight, maybe even nine members.

It’s hard to tell, really. What I do know is that these Brooklynbased world music weirdos produce some of the happiest, most life-affirming, dance floor-igniting boogie-woogie since Reptar (no wonder the two bands like to tour together). The core of the group revolves around infectiously joyful frontwoman Kalmia Traver and her boyfriend/bandleader/trumpeter Alex Toth. Over the course of three albums and just as many EPs, the group has amassed a cult following of diehard fans who sweat, rock face paint and make out all in honor of Rubblebucket’s brassy, polyglot funk. (Think Talking Heads, but add saxophone, trombone and stand-up bass.) Rubblebucket is a surefire good time, the perfect remedy to the fall doldrums— who could be cynical in the wake of such wide-eyed exuberance? [Christopher Joshua Benton]

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They Might Be Giants, Moon Hooch

Tuesday, Oct. 8 @ Georgia Theatre

Tuesday, Oct. 8 @ Normaltown Hall That voice. Chicago chanteuse Angel Olsen features an otherworldly set of pipes that could crack stained glass and a songwriting skill set to match. Last year’s Half Way Home (released via Asheville indie Bathetic) was a breakthrough in more ways than one, and if Olsen’s outdoor performance at this summer’s Pitchfork Music Festival was any indication, her set at the far more intimate Normaltown Hall will be a barnburner. At Pitchfork, on a small rear stage surrounded by lush green trees whipping gently in a wind that seemed to emanate from within the singer herself, she commanded a capacity crowd with little more than an acoustic guitar and that indelible, electric, devastating voice. Good lord, that voice. [GV]

Jason Isbell, St. Paul and the Broken Bones

Wednesday, Oct. 9 @ Georgia Theatre Fans of Jason Isbell since his days with the Drive-By Truckers will likely have a few requests in mind, but the ticket price is worth it to hear the first bars of “Super 8,” from Southeastern, the album Isbell released earlier this year. To hear the line “I don’t wanna die in a Super 8 Motel” delivered with all the force a professional sound system has to offer; to feel the song’s shithead guitar riff blasting from the stack of amps in back of the stage—the very prospect is thrilling. This tour could be a kind of victory lap for Isbell. The singer has successfully sworn off the bottle, and he’s received loads of praise for his new album. Even better, he’s just gotten married, to fellow musician Amanda Shires. So even if Isbell, unlike the narrator of “Super 8,” won’t be spending the night “drinkin’ like a pirate do,” it still promises to be a good time. [MY]

Aaron Carter

Thursday, Oct. 10 @ Melting Point

Wynton Marsalis with the Jazz at Lincoln Center Orchestra

Thursday, Oct. 10 @ Hodgson Concert Hall The musical highlight of the UGA Performing Arts Center’s fall 2013 schedule is the arrival of trumpeter Wynton Marsalis.

The bandleader comes from a long line of New Orleans heavyweights (older brother Branford comes to Athens next spring) and is among the most recognizable figures on the jazz landscape. Still, he continues to explore interesting musical territories, vehemently blurring the lines between popular, traditional and classical music. In Athens, he will collaborate with the Jazz at Lincoln Center Orchestra and a 60-person mass choir to perform his Abyssinian Mass, a grand, gospel-tinged piece Marsalis composed in 2008 to commemorate the 200th anniversary of the Harlem baptist church of the same name. [GV]

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Restavrant Friday, Oct. 11 @ 40 Watt Club

Saturday, Oct. 12 @ New Earth Music Hall

Thursday, Oct. 17 @ Georgia Theatre

Toro y Moi, Classixx

Thursday, Oct. 17 @ 40 Watt Club The first time I saw Toro y Moi, the alter ego of South Carolina native Chaz Bundick, he was co-headlining with Washed Out at the 40 Watt. He performed alone and had a tiny setup with a MacBook and a tapestry placed on a small fold-up table. At the time, he was a disciple of chillwave, making low-fidelity retro-pop tunes out of soul samples—music more inclined to bedrooms and small clubs than open-air festivals and arenas. That was in 2010. Since then, I’ve caught Bundick in a handful of other cities with his drastically altered live spread. He now performs with a full band, a light production and a much fuller sound. Toro y Moi’s latest record, Anything in Return, recast the multi-instrumentalist as an unlikely bedroom lothario, experimenting with deep house and the softer edges of quiet-storm R&B. [CJB]

of Montreal, Surface to Air Missive Friday, Oct. 18 @ 40 Watt Club

show is a solo gig, so expect to experience a slightly more scaled-back version of the Misty mystique. [GV]

George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic, Yo Mama’s Big Fat Booty Band Thursday, Oct. 26 @ Georgia Theatre

Cave

Saturday, Oct. 26 @ Caledonia Lounge

Chickasaw Mudd Puppies, Eddie and the Public Speakers Saturday, Oct. 28 @ Georgia Theatre

Chelsea Light Moving

Monday, Oct. 28 @ 40 Watt Club The 2011 legal separation of Sonic Youth principals Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore left that group’s future in limbo, but its members have stayed busy since. Gordon embarked on a noisy project with guitarist Bill Nace called Body/Head, guitarist Lee Ranaldo went solo and drummer Steve Shelley started sessioning all over the damn place. Of course, fans know that Moore, the group’s most indefatigable member, never stays quiet for too long, whether collaborating with experimental icons like Loren Connors or releasing unexpected chamber-pop masterpieces (2011’s Demolished Thoughts). Last year, alongside guitarist Samara Lubelski, Moore formed Chelsea Light Moving, a group whose jagged, propulsive music harkens back to the dissonant pop of his early solo work. [GV]

Kurt Vile and the Violators, Beach Fossils

Tuesday, Oct. 29 @ 40 Watt Club Philly folkie Kurt Vile followed up 2010’s underwhelming Smoke Ring For My Halo with this year’s remarkable Wakin On a Pretty Daze, a warm, psych-spotted long-player that played really long—70 minutes, give or take a few seconds. Its generous running time and lived-in sonic qualities lent it an anachronistic air; Vile’s scruffy, longhaired persona, likewise, seems lifted from another era. Above all, Vile finally seems comfortable(-ish) in his role as indie superstar, even as the mild-mannered family man claims in interviews to abhor the touring lifestyle. His longtime backing band the Violators remains as on-point as ever, even with the loss of drummer Mike Zanghi. [GV]

Neutral Milk Hotel, Elf Power Neutral Milk Hotel, Half Japanese Neutral Milk Hotel, Circulatory Unknown Hinson System, Robert Schneider Kevn Kinney and the Roamin’ Countrymen, Peter Buck Tuesday, Oct. 22 @ 40 Watt Club

Wednesday, Oct. 23 @ 40 Watt Club

Thursday, Oct. 31 @ Melting Point

Thursday, Oct. 24 @ 40 Watt Club Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back!

Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back! (All these shows are very much sold-out!) Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back!

Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back! (Good luck finding tickets!) Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back!

Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back! (Not gonna happen!) Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back! Neutral Milk Hotel is back! [GV]

Father John Misty, Kate Berlant

Saturday, Oct. 26 @ Georgia Theatre The artist formerly known as J. Tillman released three stark, reflective albums under that name before adopting the Father John Misty moniker for 2012’s Fear Fun, a playful, psychaddled LP. Sonically, the record culls largely from the Laurel Canyon sound of the ‘60s, but Tillman’s evasive, pansexual Urban Outfitters persona is pure folkie postmodernism. Live, the artist is an indie rock character actor—or is he? Where Tillman ends and Father John begins isn’t always so clear, and the tall, toothsome singer’s stage presence, a curious mix of suggestive hip gyrations, flamboyant hand gestures and stoic vocal delivery, is an odd but engrossing thing. The Athens

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Saturday, Nov 16 @ 40 Watt Club Deerhunter started in the Atlanta garage-rock scene, a scrappy band with a weird lead singer and a penchant for atmospheric noise. Less than a decade in—this year’s Monomania is album No. 5—the band has emerged as the premier rock band of the Pitchfork era. Bradford Cox, the charismatic frontman, is a bona fide rock star, albeit one of an odder sort, more suited to an age of Internet oversharing.

But the blogosphere carping surrounding Cox does nothing to diminish his impact as a performer—case in point being the Joey Ramone-meets-Carrie act he gave during the band’s set on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” earlier this year. A recent lineup change saw Athens scene veteran Josh McKay and ex-Balkans guitarist Frankie Broyles join longtime members Moses Archuleta and Lockett Pundt as Cox’s backing band. “I was on the cusp of a breakthrough,” Cox sings on “Nitebike.”

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threats & promises Music News And Gossip Hey everyone. Welcome back to another week of news staight from the heart of the Classic City. Where’s the heart? Right between the lungs, my friend, so breathe deep and love it. And forgive me, scientists, if I’m incorrect.

But it sounded good, right? At any rate, on we go…

Rock Past the Pain , Cusses Catharsis S

avannah-based rock trio Cusses is on a roll. Lead singer (and occasional keyboardist) Angel Bond, drummer Brian Lackey and guitarist Bryan Harder released an impressive debut album last year, and they’ve been going full steam ahead with their fuzztoned, soulful punk bash ever since.

The band’s story starts at the Savannah School of Art and Design, where Bond, Lackey and Harder were like-minded classmates.

Lackey and Harder had played together years ago in a punk rock band, before Lackey and Bond moved to Los Angeles together.

“We came back to Savannah soon after that,” Bond says of their brief stint in L.A. “Brian and Bryan started playing with each other again, just for old times’ sake, and they needed a singer. They asked me to join in, but I dragged my feet, because Brian is my boyfriend, and I didn’t want to be in a band with my boyfriend and ruin things. I wanted them to have their guy time.”

After she finally agreed to sit in with them, the band naturally came together. “We came up with a mess of songs within the first practice,” Bond says. “We knew that we had really great chemistry right away.”

Being the lead singer in a loud rock band was a new experience for Bond, although she’d previously performed in formal choirs and collaborated with fellow musicians.

“It was sort of new. I’d learned to play the saxophone, and done a little choir work here and there,” she says. “I used to live in New Orleans, where I sang for tips and stuff. I had not done anything to this extreme—nothing with a full-time band.”

Cusses’ self-titled 2012 collection, released via their own HA! Records imprint, is a brilliantly diverse piece of work, a wailing, emotive, raw album of energetic punk, blues and swagger. Studio producer Dan Hannon (of Atlanta’s Manchester Orchestra) captured Cusses’ raw and tumultuous sound perfectly.

“I love mixing up genres, because it attracts all different types of people,” Bond says. “We sometimes earn new fans we didn’t expect. You’ve got to take those opportunities to reach different people. The kids in Savannah are all pretty open to different styles… There’s a great community that’s very supportive.”

Lyrically, Cusses songs tend to touch on Bond’s personal life experiences: dramatic ups

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and downs, triumphs and failures. This mood enhances the dynamics of the music. There’s also a hint of perseverance and positivity where one might least expect it.

“For me, I think the first record was really about kind of getting through my past,” Bond says. “Getting through it in a positive format.

I know some of the lyrics are a little dark, but I want people to know that no matter how bad things have been, or what you’re going through, you can always get through it. It’s all about your perception and reaction.”

And Bond says the band’s intense live show is a chance for catharsis.

“I do sort of put myself into a little trance,” Bond says. “Sometimes I’m choking back some very deep emotions, but I feel very relieved by the end of each show. I’m thankful that I have this band and this outlet for that.

It’s a very positive way to get through your things.”

More and more people are taking notice of the music. Last month, Cusses completed an ambitious Kickstarter campaign to fund their next studio sessions at Echo Mountain in Asheville, NC and their first tour of the UK and Europe, planned for later in the fall.

Ultimately, the band raised over $37,000.

“Near the end, we really had no idea if this was going to make it, but the last few days really blew us away,” says Bond. “It was a very humbling experience to see what friends and once-strangers will do for music.”

Meanwhile, Cusses will continue to tour across the Southeast this summer and fall. The band looks forward to returning to Athens this week for a fifth show in the Classic City.

“Athens is tough and brilliant at the same time,” says Bond. “Every Athens musician knows it. We’ve made longtime friends here with Manray, Twin Tigers, Caledonia owner Bryant [Williamson] and many others.

Everyone here is nothing short of beautiful.”

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Better In Due Time: Sam Sniper is finishing up its second full-length album, and the band debuted some songs from the upcoming release during a show last week. Members have been recording at their home studio and plan to release the record in late fall or early winter. Sam Sniper’s debut album, We’re Not Coming Back This Way, was released in 2011. The one track I’ve been able to preview from the upcoming album is a low-slung, Southwestern-flavored affair that doesn’t seem to deviate very much from the band’s already well honed lowercase-”c” cowboy sensibility.

Stream the debut at samsniper.bandcamp. com, and keep up to date via facebook.com/ samsnipermusic.

One Went West: The first artist from the now-defunct Birdhouse Collection to have officially moved his work away from the collective’s Bandcamp page is Green Gerry. The erstwhile Gerry Green’s new album, King Baby, can be found at greengerry0.bandcamp.com.

The 12-track release is a headphone-land trip full of gauzy pop, soft psychedelia and vocals that sound like echoes of half-remembered dreams. So, you know, fully recommended.

Green splits his time between Athens and Los Angeles these days, and has a new L.A.-based project named Dally that’s much more synth-y with a dash of goth for good measure. Check Down By The River: Former Athenian and it at dally.bandcamp.com. If you really wanna award-winning filmmaker Matthew Buzzell stab yourself in the face, I suppose you could is now an assistant professor of Television & read the entries at welcometogreengerry.tumCinema at Georgia Regents University and blr.com and gather is heavily involved the background with the Westobou info about King Festival. The fesBaby. I did. But, tival spotlights boy, do my eyes extraordinary hurt now. In other, participants in I suppose related, the area of dance, news, the most film, music, spoken recent album by word and visual Collection stalwart art and takes place Cottonmouth (aka throughout a variJacob Deel) was ety of spaces in released on July Augusta, GA. This 25, coincidentally year, Athens’ own T. the same day Hardy Morris will Flagpole reported perform at Old Arc. the collective’s The festival takes demise, and is place October 2–6, Green Gerry’s new album King Baby titled Jay-Cub. It’s and honestly, I’d be like hip hop for a remiss in my duties club with no floor and no DJ. Imagine dancing if I also didn’t inform you that Kim Gordon in the gaping maw of a sinkhole and having (Sonic Youth) will appear with her new duo, Prince occasionally singing a few lines at you. Body/Head, to perform a live score for Carl Man, I dunno. Just dig it at thebirdhouse.

Theodor Dreyer’s 1928 film The Passion of Joan bandcamp.com. of Arc at the Sacred Heart Cultural Center.

The whole series of events is really quite Come On, Get Heavy: It seems like it’s been impressive, and all the Augusta scene folks forever, but probably only half that long, have always been really nice to us Athenians, since the hardcore noisemakers in Chrissakes so let’s return the favor. For more information, played a show. But they’re gonna make see westoboufestival.com. amends for all that, Saturday, Aug. 24 at the Caledonia Lounge. They’ll be splitting the bill A Whole Lot Of Oh Yeah: A good handful of with Atlanta band Hawks and cool new Athens older townsfolk are are already hip to former heavies For The Vulture. For the uninitiated, Athens sound man and scenester Patton Chrissakes is like a much younger and better Biddle’s website Pat the Wiz, but I want looking Jesus Lizard, strained through 1990s to take this opportunity to tip those who screamo records. The group’s last recorded aren’t. Although it could use a good dose of work was released in 2009 and can be found reorganization, and drop the music that plays at chrissakes.bandcamp.com. automatically on each page, the site is a cool and informative resource and time capsule of Pluckin’ ‘N’ Jivin’: Matt Hudgins (of the Shitthe Athens music scene in the late ‘70s and Hot Country Band) has gathered his spurs to early/mid-’80s. It has photos, music archives, produce a songwriters’ night most Wednesdays remembrances and a weekly contest wherein for the time being at the Caledonia Lounge.

Biddle posts an unnamed archival track— The event, American Music Wednesdays, usually a live recording—and awards points begins at 7 p.m., and it’s a slightly differto those who can identify the band. At the ent look each time. Sometimes you’ll find end of the year, he adds up the points and songwriters in the round; other times it’s a hands out trophies. Seriously, this is such an sign-up open mic. But the next time it hapAthens thing to do. Fun just for the sake of pens, on Aug. 28, it’s a a picking circle for fun. To Biddle: hats off to you, sir. To the rest folks who bring their instruments, led by of you, head over to patthewiz.com and enjoy Justin Manglitz. It’s billed cheekily as Barrel yourself.

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Giants Rising and Falling Rogue Hulk Never underestimate the mind of a mouse, especially one wearing big puffy shoes. It’s fairly common knowledge that Disney’s recent acquisitions of Marvel Entertainment and Lucasfilm were an expensive but cagey strategy to reach out to a demographic of young males that had previously eluded the company. (Oddly enough, it appears most tween boys are uninterested in Cinderella and Demi Lovato—go figure.) The acquisitions have already resulted in some interesting plans, including, of course, the rebirth of the Star Wars film franchise and planned expansions of Disney’s theme parks to compete with archrival Universal.

While one expects Disney to saturate every market it can with its new toys, this last month saw a genuinely surprising turn.

Seemingly from nowhere a pair of novels featuring two of Marvel’s C-list characters just showed up in stores from Hyperion Books, Disney’s adult publishing arm: Rogue Touch by Christine Woodward, featuring Rogue of the X-Men, who absorbs energy, powers and memories from anyone she touches and who was portrayed with epic levels of woodenness by Anna Paquin in the movies; and The She-Hulk Diaries by Marta Acosta, featuring She-Hulk, Bruce Banner’s cousin who became a, well, female Hulk when she was in an accident and… oh, who cares?

What is interesting about these novels is not only that they feature two relatively obscure characters (stand down, nerds, I know they’re not obscure to you), but that neither is a punch-’em-out action adventure. Rogue Touch is an angsty teen romance about Rogue on the run, trying to find herself and falling in with a boy with powers of his own. The She-Hulk Diaries is a quirky comic novel following She-Hulk as she tries to balance her work as an attorney with her love life as a 7-foot-tall green-skinned juggernaut, with much Bridget Jones-esque wackiness ensuing.

In other words, Marvel Comics chick-lit.

Disney may not be able to sell princesses to pubescent boys but, by the frozen head of Unca Walt, they’re going to sell superheroes to teenage girls. It’ll be interesting to see where this goes.

Random Penguin We hear a lot about corporate mergers, especially in the financial sector, where for a while there it seemed that every major bank in the world was about to coagulate into one titanic megabank, to be followed shortly thereafter with the barcoding and reprogramming of every man, woman and child on Earth.

We don’t hear much from the publishing world, which was hit especially hard by the triplewhammy of the economic crash, the rise of

vanity e-publishing and the seemingly unstoppable ascent of Amazon. It has just been announced, however, that Bertelsmann SE, owner of Random House, and Pearson, owner of Penguin Putnam, have merged their houses to form Penguin Random House, now the largest publisher in the world, commanding a 25 percent share of the publishing market.

What does this mean to you? Well, if you’re a lover of books you actually hold in your hand and don’t have to periodically recharge, quite a bit, as the merger should result in a surge of new paper product in bookstores, who should also be happy for the breathing room. It’s also news for writers, as the current freeze on new acquisitions should thaw somewhat. And perhaps most importantly, the new company looks to be able to compete with Amazon in direct book sales. This last may or may not happen, but it would be nice to see Amazon face a little competition for a change.

At the very least, it may set back that company’s plans to barcode and reprogram us all.

Widespread Influence For those who don’t already know, we recently lost a great and influential talent with the passing of Richard Matheson, the prolific and profoundly gifted writer of such works as I Am Legend and What Dreams May Come. Matheson died June 23 at age 87.

Many people will not recognize his name, but he belongs to that select group of craftsmen, like Donald E. Westlake, Jack Ketcham and Angela Carter, who quietly but steadily influenced imaginative literature throughout the last 50 or 60 years.

In addition to the works cited above (the three different film versions of I Am Legend), Matheson wrote the stories that became The Incredible Shrinking Man, Steven Spielberg’s Duel, Real Steel, and Stir of Echoes. He was also part of the Holy Trinity of writers, along with Rod Serling and Charles Beaumont, who produced the best episodes of “The Twilight Zone”—the one where William Shatner sees the monster on the wing of the plane? Matheson. Moreover, there is nary a horror novelist working today who is not in some way indebted to Richard Matheson either directly or through the literary DNA of Stephen King, who cites Matheson as one of his major influences. And that’s an understatement, as there is not a damn thing King has ever written that didn’t draw, glean or outright swipe something from the Matheson canon.

In recent years, much of Matheson’s work has surfaced in new editions and is available in bookstores. Aspiring writers, regardless of preferred genre, would do well to pick up a few of his books and learn some points in the craft of storytelling from a true master.

Richard Matheson will be sorely missed.

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cobbloviate A Little Pomp Is OK In Certain Circumstances

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a recent Friday, the Ol’ Bloviator attended what was surely his umpteenth-plus-several college commencement ceremony. This occasion marked the 21st conferral of the Doctorate on High on a graduate student who had endured the pure un-shirted hell of having the O.B. as a dissertation director. On graduation day, the director is invited to participate in the symbolic “hooding” ceremony that makes the whole business sound more like a Klan rally than an august recognition of great academic achievement. Although a Ph.D. candidate is not required to show up to have this unwieldy piece of academic regalia draped over him or her, the designation “Doctor” seems more authentic this way, as opposed to having your doctorate effectively presented to you by the mailman. (Think about that before you sign up to get one of those six-week Ph.D.s in molecular biology online.) Either way, of course, compared to “Doctor of Medicine,” the “Doctor of Philosophy” is way, way down the cachet hierarchy, but commencement at least gives us a couple of hours of the reinforcement that will be largely lacking in our desolate lives until graduation rolls around again. (Long ago, before he resigned himself to this reality, the Ol’ Bloviator ordered a gas credit card with “Dr.” preceding his name. Why he hoped to gain more respect or notice from gas station cashiers is unclear to him now, but the only time his more exalted identification appeared to really make a difference was when a woman behind the register at an East Tennessee convenience store looked at his card and said, “Doc, can you tell me what this-here thang on my neck is?” So much for posing as the kind of doctor who could actually help anybody.)

Given the current job market for Ph.D.s in the humanities, it is unlikely that many of the recently minted variety are going to be bothered by autograph seekers anytime soon.

Although the University of Georgia is surely the only institution of higher learning where those clutching brand new Ph.D.s are serenaded with a chorus of “Go, Dogs!” topped off with a solid round of “woofs,” the O.B. can assure you that this summer’s crew walked away with a lot more of their dignity intact than those who preceded them way back on June 7, 1969. The Ol’ Bloviator remembers this commencement with fondness, for it not only marked his receipt of the first of three degrees that would eventually make him a “Triple Dog” (n.b. the O.B. don’t do “Dawg”), but it came roughly 24 hours in advance of a much more important ceremony, indeed the single biggest event of his life, aka his nuptialization with his beloved Mrs. O.B. This particular graduation was also notable for other reasons, however. The proceedings unfolded in Sanford Stadium on a day with temps in the mid-90s. Attendance was mandatory for all graduates back then, so the stands were jammed with soon-to-be recipients of bachelor’s degrees, many of them clad in no more than Bermudas and T-shirts (if that) beneath their robes, their brains under relentless assault from the likes of “Indian Giver” by the 1910 Fruit Company via the ear plugs from their transistor radios. This is to say that for most of the ceremony, the undergraduate honorees were largely oblivious to the proceedings on the plywood platform especially constructed for this occasion. The platform itself was well-constructed and

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gave no visible reason for concern, but although gray seemed a suitably somber and institutional color choice, no one had checked to see what sort of finish this particular type of paint would leave, the upshot being that the platform floor and steps were, to put it in scientific terms, slicker than owl poop. It was certainly amusing to see the distinguished speakers making their way to the podium so unsteadily that they might as well have been traversing black ice, but for some reason the most frictionless surface of all belonged to the steps from which the just-hooded Ph.D.s were to exit the stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me be clear that the O.B. is not talking about several or a good many or even most, when he promises you that not a single member of this unfortunate lot made it down the steps with his or her newly enhanced dignity intact. For the hot and bored candidates for baccalaureate degrees, it was as if they were suddenly watching the “Three Stooges’ Greatest Hits.” The newly invested “doctorati” were falling on their butts, their faces, their shoulders, their ribs and their thighs, each to a successively mounting chorus of side-splitting, britches-wetting, totally out-of-control guffaws.

It finally got so bad that they tried positioning sheriff’s deputies alongside the steps to try to catch or at least break the falls of the suddenly humiliated honorees. On at least a couple of descents, the deputies simply could not handle the force generated by the involuntary, utterly unchecked descent of one of the heftier hood-ees, and they all fell sprawling together in a wriggling, thrashing, sweating pile of peace officers and plant pathologist. Needless to say, the undergraduate students couldn’t get enough of this spectacle and eventually even took to shouting out scores, “7.5, 9.5, etc.,” after each tumble.

Needless to say as well, this may have been the first and only time a new crop of UGA Ph.D.s left Sanford Stadium more banged-up than the football team.

When cat-called to account by some of his colleagues in the distinguished assemblage, he proceeded to moon the whole bunch of them.

That’s the thing about commencement; as an occasion piled high with gravitas, it can also be a lightning rod for irreverent behavior. Certainly, if the energy and creativity devoted to outlandish modifications of their caps and gowns by some degree candidates who barely cleared the C-minus hurdle had been invested in their studies, the list of cum laudes would be a lot longer and laudier.

Sadly enough, faculty are not always immune to the temptations of anti-authoritarian behavior on commencement day.

Since he is not quite sure about the statute of limitations on certain offenses in the Magnolia State, the Ol’ Bloviator had best just say that he knows of a certain immature junior professor at Ole Miss who objected to the strong-arm tactics of administrators who, at that point, did everything but demand a physician’s excuse when a faculty member missed commencement. Thus it was that, instead of getting himself all hooded, gowned and mortar-boarded up, at the appointed time, this young firebrand went out for a jog that, not coincidentally, took him past the commencement proceedings just as the faculty processional was forming. When cat-called to account by some of his colleagues in the distinguished assemblage, he proceeded to moon the whole bunch of them.

All of this happened, of course, before this brash and uncouth fellow grew up (albeit just a little) and began to experience the enormous satisfaction of helping some genuinely terrific students through the dark and bloody ground of graduate school and the particularly painful process of writing a dissertation. From what the O.B. understands, this recovering fanny-flasher even came to actually relish the opportunity to attend graduation and be part of the ritual launching of yet another student’s career. Indeed, the word is that, these days, as he slips into his dotage, this one-time rebel-without-muchof-a-cause beams his brightest when talking about the publications and other achievements, professional and personal, of his former students. As to graduations, he maintains just a touch of his former irreverence by steadfastly refusing to upgrade his ceremonial garb from the 1930-something robe given to him 35 years ago by an emeritus colleague and held together with staples and Velcro lovingly installed by its proud new owner.

Much to the relief of this ol’ geezer’s colleagues, however, he shows no inclination whatsoever to bare his backside at commencement (cue faint strains of “Pomp and Circumstance” here), which has become, for him, a poignant reminder that whatever he may have managed to do for them, it is his students who have truly given him the best years of his life.

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Tate Center Movies

The Fall Lineup

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he Tate Student Center Theater recently announced its fall schedule. As usual, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a mix of almost-current hits and canonical gems, and admission is only $2 for the general public or $1 for University of Georgia students with valid UGACards. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the lowdown: South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut (1999): Thursday, Aug. 22 ¡ 8 p.m.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hard to believe that most UGA freshmen were still in diapers when â&#x20AC;&#x153;South Parkâ&#x20AC;? debuted in 1997. This featurelength version of Matt Stone and Trey Parkerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s long-running Comedy Central cartoon is a musical spoof featuring such instant classics as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blame Canada.â&#x20AC;?

The Hangover Part III (2013): Friday-Sunday, Aug. 23-25 ¡ 6 and 9 p.m.

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a giraffe instead of a tiger, and it takes place in Tijuana instead of Las Vegas. Otherwise, you know what to expect.

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mysterious stranger played The Great Gatsby (2013):

by Charles Bronson in a role Thursday, Aug. 29, 8 p.m. and that Eastwood turned down.

Friday, Aug. 30 ¡ 3, 6 and 9 p.m.

Over-the-top Aussie Who Framed Roger Rabbit? director Baz Luhrmann adds (1988), Thursday, Sept. 19 ¡ 8 modern music to F. Scott Henry Fonda is a badass in Once Upon a Time in the West, playing Sept. 15. p.m.

Fitzgeraldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s high-school Jessica Rabbit isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t bad, reading list staple. This is the 2-D version. she was just drawn that way. This Disney take on hard-boiled film noir is a mix of animation and live action that takes place Dr. No (1962): Thursday, Sept. 5 ¡ 8 p.m. in a world where cartoon characters are real.

Little-known fact: Before Daniel Craig was James Bond, some Scottish guy named Sean Connery played the part. The Iron Man 3 (2013): Friday and Sunday, Sept. 20 and 22 ¡ 3, 6 and 9 first Bond film pits 007 against the eponymous metal-handed p.m.

SPECTRE villain who is plotting to shoot down a satellite with Lethal Weapon writer Shane Black delivers a superhero tale a laser or something. Whatever, who knows, it has flamethrow(owned by Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark, as usual) full of ers and Ursula Andress in a bikini. twists and commentary on Hollywood.

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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013): Friday and Sunday, Sept. 6 and 8 ¡ 3, 6 and 9 p.m.

SPOILER ALERT: Yes, Benedict Cumberbatch is Khan.

Klute (1971): Thursday, Sept. 12 ¡ 8 p.m.

OK, I had to look this one up on Wikipedia. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a thriller directed by Alan J. Pakula (All the Presidentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Men, The Pelican Brief) and starring Jane Fonda as a prostitute whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s helping detective Donald Sutherland find a missing person. Apparently Fonda won an Oscar for best actress. And here I thought sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d won for those workout videos.

Nashville (1975): Friday, Sept. 13 ¡ 3, 6 and 9 p.m.

The quintessential Robert Altman ensemble film follows dozens of charactersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; (Gary Busey and Jeff Goldblum, among many, many others) overlapping stories woven around efforts

+1 (sneak preview): Thursday, Sept. 26 ¡ 8 p.m.

A horror movie that was shot in Atlanta and premiered at South By Southwest in March. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Three college friends hit the biggest party of the year, where a mysterious phenomenon disrupts the night, quickly descending into a chaos that challenges their friendshipsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and whether they can stay alive,â&#x20AC;? says the Internet Movie Database. The Austin Chronicle calls it â&#x20AC;&#x153;fun and frightening.â&#x20AC;?

This is the End (2013): Friday and Sunday, Sept. 27 and 29 ¡ 3, 6 and 9 p.m.

The Judd Apatow crew (Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Danny McBride, etc.) try to survive the apocalypse. Hilarity ensues.

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movie dope Some releases may not be showing locally this week.

• indicates new review 2 GUNS (R) DEA Agent Bobby “Beans” Trench (Denzel Washington) and Navy Intelligence Officer Michael “Stig” Stigman (Mark Wahlberg) are two unlikely partners. When they unwittingly steal $43.125 million from a shadowy organization, represented

by Earl (Bill Paxton), they must trust one another again to clear both their names. 2 Guns is loaded and hits the bull’s eye with every shot.

THE ACT OF KILLING The former leaders of Indonesia’s death squads were responsible for the deaths of over a million alleged communists, intellectuals and Chinese after the military overthrow of 1965. This new documentary from Joshua Oppenheimer allows Anwar Congo and other mass murderers to recreate their crimes in the cinematic genre of their choice. This documentary captured a lot of Twitter buzz amongst hip genre filmmakers over the summer. (Ciné) COLLEGE KICKBOXERS 1992.

Bad Movie Night returns to celebrate the movies that are so gleefully bad they have to be seen with a crowd (and alcohol) to be properly enjoyed.

College Kickboxers sounds like The Karate Kid if Daniel-san hadn’t met Mr. Miyagi until freshman year. A college dude gets picked on by a racist gang.

He learns kung fu from a Chinese cook.

He must decide whether or not to enter a tournament or disappoint his teacher.

(Ciné) THE CONJURING (R) Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga) investigate the things that go bump in the night. The occurrences in the Perron family’s new house are not just paranormal; they’re malevolent. James Wan (Saw, Insidious) stages the Perron’s haunting with utmost care. From the font in the opening credits, the film harkens back to the ‘70s and places itself not as a wannabe, but as a peer next to such modern classics as The Amityville Horror and (dare I type it) The Exorcist.

DESPICABLE ME 2 (PG) When a new super villain steals a dangerous, experimental serum, the Anti Villain League enlists former master criminal Gru’s (v.

Steve Carell) assistance. Despicable Me 2 has no shot at surpassing expectations like its underdog predecessor, and its appeal to anyone over ten probably depends on one’s tolerance for the Minions, whose roles have been

enlarged with their own spinoff in the works for 2014.

ELYSIUM (R) Science fiction offers a rich canvas upon which ambitious authors and filmmakers like Neill Blomkamp can point out the flaws in modern society via a far-off future. In 2154, the Earth has gone from third rock from the sun to third world.

Orbiting in the skies above the planet is Elysium, where the wealthy live forever thanks to breakthroughs in medical technology. Tricked out with an exoskeleton that makes him stronger and nearly invincible, injured ex-con turned factory worker Max De Costa (Matt Damon) goes all Terminator until he gets to Elysium, run by ice-cold Defense Secretary Delacourt (Jodie Foster).

FRUITVALE STATION (R) Fruitvale Station enters theaters having established quite a pedigree, picking up Sundance’s prestigious Grand Jury Prize plus the Best First Film Award at the Cannes Film Festival. Writerdirector Ryan Coogler based his feature debut on the real life events that occurred to Oscar Grant, played by “Friday Night Lights”’ Michael B. Jordan, on the last day of 2008.

THE GRANDMASTER (PG-13) Popular world filmmaker Wong Kar Wai returns with his first action film since 1994’s Ashes of Time. He’s also tackling the legendary Ip Man, the Chinese martial artist who trained the iconic Bruce Lee. Frequent Wong Kar Wai collaborator Tony Leung Chiu Wai (Infernal Affairs) stars as Yip Man. The film also reunites Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’s lovers, Zhang Ziyi and Chang Chen.

GIRL RISING Girl Rising spotlights the power of education through the stories of unforgettable girls like Sokha, an orphan who rises from the dumps of Cambodia to become a star student and an accomplished dancer; Suma, who composes music to help her endure forced servitude in Nepal and today crusades to free others; and Ruksana, an Indian “pavement-dweller” whose father sacrifices his own basic needs for his daughter’s dreams. Each girl is paired with a renowned writer from her native country who tells the girls’ stories. (Ciné) GROWN UPS 2 (PG-13) Former Hollywood bigshot Lenny Feder (Adam Sandler) moves his family back to his

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tiny hometown, but rather than spend time with them, he mostly hangs out with his childhood besties. Grown Ups 2’s biggest accomplishment is how worthless it is. Argue all you want about what a great guy Sandler is, because at this point in his career you’ll find it impossible to convince someone he’s still funny, or better yet, relevant.

THE HEAT (R) Uptight FBI agent Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock) needs the help of foulmouthed, unpopular Boston cop Shannon Mullins (Melissa McCarthy) to take down a dangerous drug lord. Bullock and McCarthy don’t have Fey/Pohler chemistry.

Nevertheless, enough cannot be said about how refreshing it is to watch a buddy cop comedy starring two women. The Heat may not be smoking, but after a barren first act, it’s pretty darn funny.

I’M SO EXCITED (R) Almodovar is back! Three flight attendants lip sync and dance to The Pointer Sisters’ titular

has transitioned from Red Mist into the world’s first supervillain and is recruiting other baddies. The presence of Nick Cage is not missed, as Jim Carrey shines as former mob enforcer turned hero, Captain Stars and Stripes. Writerdirector Jeff Wadlow lacks Vaughan’s vision and talent, but Mark Millar’s colorful comic is just too much fun for Kick-Ass 2’s rough edges to matter. The movie would be more honestly titled Hit-Girl, as Moretz’s character is the true hero and Moretz the film’s real star.

Talk about kicking some ass.

THE KINGS OF SUMMER (R) This sweetly sour indie comedy didn’t quite become the biggest little hit of summertime, but the trailers show a lot of laughs and heart. A comedy friendly cast including husband and wife team, Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally, and Alison Brie, cannot hurt, but how much will they help? Frustrated with life and their parents, three teenage boys (Nick Robinson, Gabriel Basso and possible

Do you know what we do to people who don’t return their library books? hit, and that’s about it. Apparently, a technical failure has doomed the flight, leaving the pilots and crew to attempt everything in their power to make their passengers last moments as pleasant as possible. (Ciné) • JOBS (PG-13) Were this biopic of tech and cultural giant Steve Jobs airing on HBO, the movie and star Ashton Kutcher would be up for an Emmy. How such a small screen biography made it to the big screen is beyond my pay grade, but it’s unfortunate, because as Swing Vote director Joshua Michael Stern’s biopic goes on, Kutcher shows surprising talent, becoming less the former Mr. Demi Moore and more the visionary co-founder of Apple. It’s mostly focused on Jobs’ time (and failures) at Apple; don’t expect much insight into his personal life. As deep as Jobs gets is the not so shocking realization that Steve Jobs could be a major a-hole. Kutcher, who already resembles Jobs, really nails his speaking, mannerisms and gait. Anyone who hasn’t read Walter Isaacson’s Steve Jobs and wants a two-hour abridged account of the life it recounts will find some marginal benefit from this film.

• KICK-ASS 2 (R) Original writerdirector Matthew Vaughan, who’s moved on to the X-franchise, is missed, but Kick-Ass 2 still charms in its vulgar, violent cinematic depiction of the MillarWorld. Dave Lizewski (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) again dons the togs of Kick-Ass, while Hit-Girl, aka Mindy Macready (Chloe Grace Moretz), tries to live the life of a normal fifteen-year-old girl. Meanwhile, Chris D’Amico (Christopher Mintz-Plasse)

breakout Moises Arias) head into the woods to build a house and live off the land. (Ciné) • LEE DANIELS’ THE BUTLER (PG-13) I wonder if Lee Daniels now wished he’d followed up Precious with this crowd-pleasing slice of historical nostalgia, chronicling the major events of the second half of the 20th century through the eyes of White House butler Cecil Gaines (Forrest Whitaker). With its exceptional cast—Robin Williams, James Marsden, Liev Schreiber, John Cusack and Alan Rickman appear as Presidents Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon and Reagan—The Butler overcomes the natural tendency of such films to drift into sentimental nostalgia. Daniels never sugarcoats the Civil Rights Movement, especially impressive for its PG-13 rating. The Butler’s anecdotal narrative inevitably draws comparisons to Forrest Gump, but Daniels’ film is more complicated.

Too bad the scenes of Gaines’ home life, dominated by Oprah as his unhappy wife, lack the strength of those set in the White House and the Deep South. (Note: The title was changed to Lee Daniels’ The Butler for reasons of copyright, not ego.) m THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES (PG-13) With both the Twilight and Harry Potter franchises finished, studios keep seeking a fantasy lit series to fill the considerable vacuum left behind. The cinematic adaptation of Cassandra Clare’s six novel series kicks off with City of Bones, in which Clary Fray (Lily Collins, Phil Collins’ daughter) learns about her family history after her

mother is kidnapped by demons. Yes, this world is filled with vampires and werewolves too.

• PARANOIA (PG-13) This technothriller that will soon be as forgotten and outdated as The Net is notable for its cast alone. A tech hotshot, Adam Cassidy (Liam Hemsworth), is caught between feuding billionaires, Jock Goddard and Nicolas Wyatt (Harrison Ford and Gary Oldman). The taste of the good life doesn’t outweigh the dangers faced by Adam’s friends, girlfriend (Amber Heard) and sick pops (Richard Dreyfus). The esteemed elder cast of this wannabe Wall Street gets little help from its young, bland lead (he’s a small step up from Taylor Lautner), generic screenplay and uninspired direction from 21’s Robert Luketic. The climactic “heist” is one of the most lamely shot and edited sequences perpetrated by any recent thriller. This flick is a paycheck movie for all its players, though Ford and Oldman strike sparks in their scenes together. Still, those brief exciting interludes are not worth any of a viewer’s paycheck.

PERCY JACKSON: SEA OF MONSTERS (PG) The titular hero, Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman), must save Camp Half-Blood, the safe haven for the gods’ half-mortal children.

Backed by his pals—Athena’s daughter Annabeth (Alexandra Daddario) and his Cyclops half-brother, Tyson (Douglas Smith)—Percy must defeat bland villain Luke (Jake Abel), rescue satyr Grover (Brandon Jackson) from Polyphemus and defeat a reborn Cronos. This flick isn’t even worth the excuse to stare at Alexandra Daddario for almost two hours. Even the all right FX cannot overcome the awful writing and charmless acting, especially from Lerman. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters has almost surely sunk the chances of Percy Jackson: The Titan’s Curse ever seeing the light of day.

PLANES (PG) What with its Cars pedigree and Dane Cook voicework, Planes could have been a lot worse. A cropduster named Dusty Crophopper (v. Cook) longs to race across the skies. Unfortunately, he’s afraid of heights. It’s cute, sweet, and maybe a smidge direct-to-DVD; the voice cast is a step below the usual Pixar crop.

Kids that love Cars will not care and will most likely fall for Planes. What’s next? Ships?

THE ROOM (R) The Room, from baffling “auteur” Tommy Wiseau, might be the Mona Lisa of bad movies; its greatness lies in its mysterious smile.

The Room will leave you with so many questions that don’t need answering.

Did Johnny and Lisa get married? What about Claudette’s cancer? Who uses a fake pregnancy bomb to spice up an uninteresting relationship? Why am I in a theater at one in the morning watching this strange, hysterical man vomit drama on the big screen? (Ciné) THE SMURFS 2 (PG) Gargamel (Hank Azaria, still ruining a great cartoon villain) creates some fake Smurfs—he calls them Naughties.

Vexy (v. Christina Ricci) and Hackus (v. J.B. Smoove) are an un-Smurf-like gray, so Gargamel kidnaps Smurfette (v. Katy Perry), who holds the secret to turning the Naughties blue. Sadly, Smurfette is an easier target than usual as the birthday girl feels forgotten by the rest of her blue brethren. (She’s the only girl; no blue-blooded Smurf ever

forgets Smurfette.) Maybe the kids will be entertained again, but the illogical trip to Paris, where Gargamel has become a big celebrity magician, will flummox adults.

THE SPECTACULAR NOW (R) Local filmmaker James Ponsoldt (if you haven’t seen his previous features, Off the Black or Smashed, see them both immediately) adapts Tim Tharp’s novel about a hard partying high school senior (Miles Teller) and the different, “nice” girl (Woodley) for whom he falls. This movie filmed some scenes at Clarke Central last August. The movie’s female lead, The Descendant’s Shailene Woodley, is on the verge of a Jennifer Lawrence level breakout with the upcoming Divergent. (Ciné) STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (PG-13) Captain Kirk (Chris Pine) leads the crew of the Starship Enterprise after a rogue Federation operative (Benedict Cumberbatch) turns terrorist. This sequel achieves Khan-like greatness.

TURBO (PG) After a first act highlighted by endearing animation and stellar voice work from Ryan Reynolds and Paul Giamatti, Turbo gets stupid, as the main mollusk is imbued with the abilities of a car after a freak accident involving a street racer and some nitrous. Turbo and his other racing snail pals head to the Indy 500, where they will face off against defending champion Guy Gagne (v. Bill Hader).

Turbo will mostly appeal to those kiddies for whom Cars has run out of gas.

THE WAY, WAY BACK (PG-13) This coming of age comedy stars Liam James as Duncan, who negotiates a summer with his mom (Toni Collette) and her boyfriend (Steve Carell) by getting a job at a local water park, where he is befriended by its odd owner (Sam Rockwell).

WE’RE THE MILLERS (R) After running afoul of his drug kingpin pal (Ed Helms), Dave (Jason Sudeikis) must smuggle a smidge that turns out to be a lot more than a smidge of marijuana across the border. Dave hatches a brilliant plan to fake a family with stripper Rose (Jennifer Aniston), runaway teen Casey (Emma Roberts) and virginal Kenny (Will Poulter). Everything works out great until he runs into a swell DEA agent and his wife (Nick Offerman and Kathryn Hahn) and the big-time Mexican drug lord to whom the weed really belongs to catches up with them.

THE WOLVERINE (PG-13) A darker, more complicated hero than Marvel’s super-bankable Iron Man and Spider-Man, Wolvie poses a narrative difficulty. After the events of X-Men: The Last Stand, Logan has shed his Wolverine persona to live a solitary life in the woods. However, the last request of a dying friend whisks the clawed one off to Japan.

THE WORLD’S END (R) Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg have finally returned to complete their Three Flavours Cornetto (or “Blood and Ice Cream”) trilogy. A gaggle of British faves—Pegg, Nick Frost, Martin Campbell, Patty Considine and Eddie Marsan—play a pack of pals attempting a legendary pub crawl and winding up fighting off an alien invasion. I loved Shaun of the Dead, really liked Hot Fuzz, and cannot wait for The World’ End. YOU’RE NEXT (R) The buzz for Adam Wingard’s (A Horrible Way to Die) latest mumblegore feature rivals the July horror hit, The Conjuring. A family reunion turns violent, but the pack of hunters finds the tables turned. The cast includes Sharni Vinson (Step Up 3D), Aimee Seimetz, AJ Bowen (a Tasty World bartender for several years) and filmmakers Joe Swanberg (Drinking Buddies) and Ti West (House of the Devil, The Innkeepers).

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calendar picks EVENTS | Thursday– Saturday, Aug. 22–23

9th Annual Darius Goes West Day

The Rail · Thursday, 6 p.m.–10 p.m. · Poker $40, Casino $20 | Epting Events · Friday, 6 p.m.–10:30 p.m. · $10 per car | Classic Center · Saturday, 7:30 a.m.–10 a.m. · $25 preregister | Little Kings Shuffle Club · Saturday, 9 p.m.–2 a.m. · $5 It’s three days, actually, of fun fundraising led by local hero Darius Weems and his merry band of hero enablers. Dealing for Darius at The Rail has all your favorite card games with prizes and food and drink specials. The next evening, watch The Goonies in the open air outside Epting Events, preceded by a mini-carnival plus BBQ and strongman Justin Sulham pulling a firetruck across the parking lot.

Saturday morning brings a running, walking, wheelchairing 5K, starting from the Classic Center warehouses on Foundry St.; and Saturday evening you get to see Darius live, doing his hip hop thing with other artists at Little Kings. It’s all to raise money for Duchenne muscular dystrophy research. See www.dariusgoeswest.com.

[Pete McCommons] MUSIC | Friday, Aug. 23

Drive-By Truckers, The Dexateens

B-corporation status for its socially conscious, eco-friendly practices. But let’s not forget what put New Earth on the map in the first place: it remains the most vehement and visible supporter of electronic music in the Classic City. The club celebrates its fourth anniversary on Friday, with a show headlined by San Francisco glitch phenom ill.Gates, featuring support from Chicago bass baron Manic Focus and eclectic, buzzworthy Bay Area producer Thriftworks. [Gabe Vodicka] MUSIC | Saturday, Aug. 24

Chrissakes, Hawks, For The Vulture

Caledonia Lounge · 10 p.m. · $5 (21+), $7 (18–20) Wear earplugs to the Caledonia Lounge Saturday, when upstart Athens rockers For The Vulture and then terrific Atlanta sludge outfit Hawks will perform. But the real draw is the unexpected return of the pummeling, noise-rocking Chrissakes, which has lain dormant since the departure of drummer Rob Thomason a couple years back. The local band’s sonic assault isn’t all volume-based, though, again, it will

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Georgia Theatre · 8 p.m. · $25 The band has been hunkered down in the studio working on the full-length follow-up to 2011’s Go-Go Boots (and the first album to feature the recently retooled lineup), but the Drive-By Truckers will emerge from their soundproof cocoon for their semi-annual multi-night stand. This weekend, the Truckers camp out at the Georgia Theatre, where “hopefully we’ll premiere a new one or two,” frontman Patterson Hood tells Flagpole. The group’s also celebrating the upcoming reissue of its landmark 2000 live record Alabama Ass Whuppin’, which will be available on vinyl for the first time ever on Sept. 10 via ATO Records. Get there early for the openers: longtime Tuscaloosa rockers the Dexateens play Friday, and Nashville newbies Fly Golden Eagle kick things off the next night. [Gabe Vodicka] MUSIC | Friday, Aug. 23

ill.Gates, Manic Focus, Thriftworks

New Earth Music Hall · 8 p.m. · $10 (adv.), $12 (door) Downtown venue New Earth Music Hall has made some serious strides of late in what owners have hinted will be a transformation from nightclub to community center, beautifully remodeling its once-barren outdoor area and attaining

be loud; the wiry Thomason’s intensely physical playing style, Helen Rhinehart’s smoky, pummeling bass action and singer and guitarist Drew Smith’s David Yow yowl combine to create a thickness that many “heavy” bands could only hope to achieve.

Welcome back, Chrissakes. Stick around for a while, won’t ya? [Gabe Vodicka] MUSIC | Sunday, Aug. 25

Big Country

Melting Point · 8 p.m. · $15 (adv. or w/ UGA ID), $20 (door) You probably remember Big Country from the 1983 hit (and early MTV staple) “In a Big Country”—sidenote: I absolutely love it when bands title their songs after themselves, or vice versa—but in their formative years, the Scottish alt-rockers enjoyed a level of success on par with UK contemporaries U2. The band tanked pretty dramatically in the ‘90s, but you might be surprised to learn it’s still going at it nearly 12 years after lead singer Stuart Adamson’s tragic suicide. In 2010, a reunited Big Country recruited vocalist Mike Peters of legendary Welsh rockers The Alarm. The move reinvigorated the band, which released The Journey, its first album in almost 15 years, this past April. [Gabe Vodicka]

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Tuesday 20 CLASSES: Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta Strong4Life Provider Training (Clarke County Health Department) Local physicians and pediatricians including RDs, PAs, NPs and RNs will meet to continue the conversation about BMI measurements, nutrition and physical activity with patients and their families. 1–3 p.m. www.strong4life.com CLASSES: Swing Dance Night (Dancefx) A casual evening of social swing dancing. No experience or partner necessary. 7–8 p.m. (lesson), 8–10 p.m. $3–5. www.athensswingnight.com COMEDY: OpenTOAD Comedy Open Mic (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Voted by Flagpole’s readers as Athens’ “favorite comedy night” in 2011 and 2012, this comedy show allows locals to watch quality comedy or perform themselves. Email to perform. First and third Tuesday of every month! 9 p.m. FREE! (performers), $5. calebsynan@yahoo.com, www.flickertheatreandbar.com COMEDY: Margaret Cho (The World Famous) Margaret Cho brings her unique take on life, as well as stories about her Korean mother. 8 p.m. & 11 p.m. $30. www.theworldfamousathens.com EVENTS: ReStore Grand Opening (Athens Habitat ReStore, 4125 Atlanta Hwy.) The Athens Area Habitat for Humanity celebrates the opening of a new ReStore with a ribbon cutting ceremony, complimentary snacks and new merchandise.

11:30 a.m.–6 p.m. FREE! www. athenshabitat.com EVENTS: Adult Block Party (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) In honor of the release of Terrapin’s Dr. Krunkle’s White Farmhouse IPA. Event will feature farm fresh street food from Tewksbury Farm and Darby Farm as well as live music from The Darnell Boys. 6 p.m. www. heirloomathens.com EVENTS: Tuesday Farmers Market (West Broad Market Garden) Fresh produce, cooking demonstrations and children’s activities. Offers double dollars for EBT shoppers.

Held every Tuesday. 4–7 p.m. 706613-0122, www.athenslandtrust.org EVENTS: CASA Volunteer Orientation (Children First) Informational recruitment meeting for CASA volunteers, community members who ensure care for abused or neglected local children.

Volunteers must be 21 years old or older and able to commit to 18 months of service. 6–7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.childrenfirst-inc.org EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (First Christian Church, Watkinsville) Locally grown produce, meats, grains, flowers, soaps, birdhouses, gourds and more. 4–7 p.m. www.oconeefarmersmarket.org

GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m. & Thursdays, 8 p.m. 706-354-1515 GAMES: Bingo (Rocksprings Community Center) For ages 50 & above. Third Tuesday of every month. 10 a.m.–12:30 p.m. $4. 706613-3602 GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways.

Every Tuesday. 8–10 p.m. 706353-0305 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Movie Quotes Trivia (Max) With host Cora Jane every Tuesday. Everyone’s a winner. 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-254-3392 KIDSTUFF: Anime Club (ACC Library) Watch anime, draw, practice origami, eat snacks and vote on what anime you’d like to watch next. For ages 11–18. 5–7 p.m. FREE! 706613-3650 MEETINGS: ADDA Board Meeting (Chamber of Commerce) The Athens Downtown Development Authority holds an open meeting. 3 p.m.

FREE! www.downtownathensga.com

Wednesday 21 ART: Artful Conversation (Georgia Museum of Art) Join Carissa DiCindio, curator of education, for an in-depth discussion of George Cooke’s “Portrait of Mary Hattaway Curry and Her Son, John.” 2 p.m.

FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org ART: PR 101 for Artists (Lyndon House Arts Center) The Athens Area Arts Council hosts a lunchtime session for artists. Learn about selfpromotion and publicity from André Gallant of the Athens Banner-Herald and Flagpole columnist Kristen Morales. Bring a piece of work to be photographed and lunch, or order in advance from Pulaski Heights BBQ. Pre-registration required. 12–1 p.m.

FREE! (for AAAC members), $10.

706-206-3055, www.athensarts.org CLASSES: Stationery (Double Dutch Press) Learn the basics of making screenprinted cards. 6–8 p.m. $50. www.doubledutchpress.com CLASSES: SALSAthens (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa dance classes with SALSAthens.

Every Wednesday. 6:30-7:30 p.m. (intermediate), 7:30-8:30 p.m. (beginners). $8 (incl. drink). 706338-6613 CLASSES: Spicy Salsa Dancing (Jerzee’s Sports Bar) Learn how to Salsa. 9–10 p.m. (lesson), 10 p.m.–1 a.m. (dancing). $3, $5 (under 21). dg2003@yahoo.com EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Athens City Hall) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy,

baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music at every market.

4–7 p.m. www.athensfarmersmarket. net EVENTS: Back to School Bash (Jerzee’s Sports Bar) SpicySalsa welcomes back students with a mix of salsa, merengue and bachata.

Begins with a one-hour lesson. 9 p.m. $3 (21 & up), $5 (18–20). dg2003@yahoo.com EVENTS: Canine Cocktail Hour (Madison Bar & Bistro, Hotel Indigo) Drink and food specials for you and your (well-behaved, non-aggressive, vaccinated) dog! Every Wednesday.

5–7 p.m. FREE! www.indigoathens. com GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 GAMES: Trivia (Choo Choo Japanese Korean Grill Express) Jump on the trivia train! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. www.choochoorestaurants.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge every Wednesday night. 8 p.m. Both locations. 706-548-3442 GAMES: Trivia (Crow’s Nest) Every Wednesday. 8 p.m. www.facebook. com/dirtybirdsathens GAMES: Movie Trivia (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Hosted by Jeremy Dyson. 9 p.m. www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia with a DJ (Your Pie, Eastside location) Open your pie hole for a chance to win cash prizes.

7 p.m. FREE! www.yourpie.com KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m.

FREE! 706-354-1195 KIDSTUFF: Preschool & Toddler Storytime (Madison County Library) Includes stories, fingerpuppet plays, songs and crafts for literacy-based fun. For ages 2–5.

Every Wednesday. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: ACCL Teen WAC (ACC Library) Writers, artists and craftsters are invited to work on their next project and receive feedback from peers. Some supplies provided.

For ages 11-18. 5–6:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org LECTURES & LIT: Genealogy on the Internet (ACC Library) A brief introduction to genealogy Internet resources. 6–8:30 p.m. FREE! 706613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: Buddha Book Study (Body, Mind & Spirit) A discussion group that supports applying Buddha’s teachings to

Town & Gown Players present Shakespeare’s Hamlet at the Athens Community Theater on Aug. 22–24 at 8 p.m. and Aug. 25 at 2 p.m. end suffering in all areas of life.

Every Wednesday. 6 p.m. Donations accepted. 706-351-6024 LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author (Avid Bookshop) Melody Moezzi, author of Haldol and Hyacinths: A Bipolar Life, is an Iranian-American activist, speaks out on behalf of the mentally ill with funny and poignant tales of her own. 6:30–7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.avidbookshop.com LECTURES & LIT: People’s Law School (The Classic Center) The Georgia Civil Justice Foundation hosts a program covering various aspects of the legal system as they relate and affect the rights of citizens. Volunteer attorneys, judges, law professors and others from the legal community discuss topics like tort law, criminal law, employment law, divorce and child custody. 6–8 p.m. FREE! 706-548-8122, www. peopleslawschool2013.com LECTURES & LIT: Religion Lecture (Lyndon House Arts Center) UGA’s Dr. Sandy Martin presents “Heart and Mind: The Nature and Value of an Academic Approach to the Study of Religion.”

Part of “The Boomers: Reflecting, Sharing, Learning” series. This lecture can also be streamed live on your computer, tablet or smartphonne, via WebEx Meetings. Visit www.BoomersInAthens.org to find links for the WebEx application.

Jittery Joe’s is offering a free cup of coffee for those who use the new WebEx app. 3 p.m. FREE! www. boomersinathens.org PERFORMANCE: African Children’s Choir (Briarwood Baptist Church, Watkinsville) The African Children’s Choir melts the hearts of audiences with their charming smiles, beautiful voices and lively African songs and dances.

Donations will be taken to support the choir, a nonprofit humanitarian and relief organization dedicated to helping Africa’s most vulnerable children. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www. africanchildrenschoir.com

Thursday 22 ART: Ceramic Art Class (MAGallery, Madison) Chuck Hanes and Elizabeth Collins of Beauty and Beast Art instruct participants in how to hand build a serving tray and bowl. BYOB. 7–9 p.m. $50 (incl. materials). 770-367-1203

ART: Drawing in the Galleries (Georgia Museum of Art) Open hours for visitors to sketch in the galleries using graphite or colored pencils. 5–8 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: Scottish Country Dance Classes (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) Easy-to-learn Scottish country dancing. Wear comfortable clothing and shoes (flats, no heels). Every Thursday.

7–9 p.m. $36/semester, $3/class. deborahmillier@yahoo.com COMEDY: King Comedy Night (The World Famous) A local comedy night headlined by Joe Pettis, who has been touring since 2008 and runs 1Up Comedy showcases in Atlanta. 8:30 p.m. $5. www.theworldfamousathens.com EVENTS: Museum Mix (Georgia Museum of Art) Tour the current exhibits, dance to music by DJ Immuzation, snack on treats from Earth Fare and watch the Athens Fashion Collective’s live runway show inspired by “Pick of the Kiln: The Work of Michael Simon.” 8 p.m.–12 a.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org EVENTS: Line Dancing (Bootleggers Country & Western Bar) Countrywestern-style line dance lessons.

Come ride Pandemonium, the mechanical bull! Every Thursday and Friday. 8 p.m. www.bootleggersathens.com EVENTS: Evening in the Garden (Ashford Manor, Watkinsville) The Boys and Girls Club of Athens and BB&T team up to sponsor a wine tasting event. Food will be provided

by Chops and Hops, George’s Lowcountry Table and others.

Beverages provided by Tall Boy Beverage Co. and Terrapin Brewery.

A live auction features items and event packages donated from various vendors. Funds raised will go to the Boys and Girls Club of Athens.

6:30 p.m. 706-546-5910 EVENTS: Dealing for Darius (The Rail Athens) Texas Hold ‘em poker tournament along with Blackjack, Roulette, Three Card Poker and Ring Tables for ages 21 and up. Top finisher will win a casino package, and second and third place winners will receive cool stuff too. See Calendar Pick on p. 20. 6–10 p.m. $20-40. www.dariusgoeswest.com GAMES: Trivia (The Volstead) Every Thursday! 7:30-9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-354-5300

GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m. & Thursdays, 8 p.m. 706-354-1515 KIDSTUFF: Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Movie Release Party and Cosplay (ACC Library) Dress as your favorite character and vote on the best Carly, Simon and Jace. Watch movie clips, practice creating runes and test your skills with an ultimate shadow hunter training course. No registration required. Open to teens ages 11-18.

5–7 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org KIDSTUFF: Thursday Storytime (Avid Bookshop) Join Avid for books and games. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www. avidbookshop.com KIDSTUFF: Gallery Games (Georgia Museum of Art) Learn about works in the museum’s permanent collection through fun activities. For ages 7–11. 4:15–5 p.m.

FREE! www.georgiamuseum.com MEETINGS: Athens PRIDE Committee Meeting (Email for location) Athens PRIDE is a nonprofit committed to celebrating diversity of the LGBTQ community. 6 p.m. athensgapride@gmail.com MEETINGS: CCDC Meeting (Foundry Park Inn & Spa, Galleria 1) The Clarke County Democratic Committee holds a program on “How to Get the Latino Community Involved” with speakers Pedro Marin, Democratic Party of Georgia Vice Chair of Constituency Groups, and Brendan Nordgren, Chair of the Board of Casa de Amistad. 6 p.m.

FREE! 706-247-3558, athensareademocrats@hotmail.com THEATRE: Hamlet (Town and Gown Players) A troubled son deals with the murder of his father at the hands of his uncle. Aug. 22–24, 8 p.m.

Aug. 25, 2 p.m. $12–15. www. townandgownplayers.org

Friday 23 EVENTS: Line Dancing (Bootleggers Country & Western Bar) Countrywestern-style line dance lessons.

Come ride Pandemonium, the mechanical bull! Every Thursday and Friday. 8 p.m. www.bootleggersathens.com FILM: Drive-in Movie with Darius (Epting Events) Watch The Goonies k continued on next page

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THE CALENDAR! on a huge outdoor screen under the stars with local hip hop musician Darius and his crew. Relax in your car as sound comes through the radio, or bring a blanket or chairs and claim a spot on the lawn. The event also includes a mini carnival, auction, BBQ and a rare chance to see Pennsylvania competitive strong man Justin Sulham pull a firetruck across the parking lot. 6 p.m. $10 donation per car. www.dariusgoeswest.com GAMES: Fantastic Fridays (Bishop Park) Fun obstacle courses in a nonstructured environment. For ages 10 months-4 years old and their guardians. Every Friday. 10–11:30 a.m. $5-7.50. www.athensclarkecounty. com/gymnastics KIDSTUFF: Trail Mix Friday (Rocksprings Community Center) Create your own trail mix with provided ingredients. 4 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3603 KIDSTUFF: Lego Club (ACC Library) Join us for Lego art and Lego-based games and activities.

No need to bring your own Legos.

For ages 9–18. 5 p.m.–6 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org PERFORMANCE: “Postcards from the Road” (Seney-Stovall Chapel) The Athens Choral Society presents true stories and songs from across America like “Midnight Train to Georgia” and “I’ve Been Everywhere.” Donations benefit the Athens Area Homeless Shelter. Aug. 23–24, 7:30 p.m. & Aug. 24–25, 2:30 p.m. $12. www.athenschoralsociety.com THEATRE: Hamlet (Town and Gown Players) See Thursday listing for full description Aug. 22–24, 8 p.m.

Aug. 25, 2 p.m. $12–15. www. townandgownplayers.org

Saturday 24 ART: Live Glassblowing (Bendzunas Glass, Comer) The family-run gallery demonstrates live glassblowing. 9 a.m.–1 p.m. FREE! bendzunas@windstream.net, www. bendzunasglass.com EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (Oconee County Courthouse, Watkinsville) Locally grown produce, meats, grains, flowers, soaps, birdhouses, gourds and more. 8 a.m.–1 p.m. www.oconeefarmersmarket.org EVENTS: Oconee Middle School Band Yard Sale (Oconee Co. Middle School, Watkinsville) 100% of proceeds will benefit the students of the OCMS band program.

Donations of quality items will be accepted after 3:45 p.m. on Aug. 23.

7 a.m.–12 p.m. www.ocmsbands.org EVENTS: Comer Farmers Market (Comer Farmers Market, Comer) Locally grown produce, honey, baked goods, flower bouquets, soap, crafts and more. Every Saturday. 9 a.m.–1 p.m. comerfama@gmail. com, www.facebook.com/comerfm EVENTS: Groovy Nights (The Classic Center) Disco competition, costume contest, silent auction, cash bar, food and more all benefiting Project Safe. Featuring DJ Mahogany. 8–11 p.m. $25-35. www. project-safe.org EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Bishop Park) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music by Todd Lister and Kimberly Morgan. This week features a chef’s demo with Michelle Berzack from the Veggie Patch and a children’s activity making plant markers. 8 a.m.–12 p.m. www.athensfarmersmarket.net

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EVENTS: Darius Goes West Run, Stroll & Roll 5K Race (The Classic Center) Come roll (run or stroll) with Darius Weems and his Darius Goes West crew in a 5K race involving runners, walkers and wheelchair (power and manual) racers. Course runs through Dudley Park and the Greenway along Willow Street. Awards go to the overall male and female finishers. 7:30–10 a.m. $25. www.dariusgoeswest.com KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m.

FREE! 706-354-1195 KIDSTUFF: Zoo Day 2013 (Memorial Park, Bear Hollow) A magical night of “fireflies and fairies.” Explore the unseen animals of the night through live music, interactive animal encounters and storytelling. Attendees are encouraged to wear enchanted clothing like fairy wings, glow necklaces and mythical costumes. 6–9 p.m. $2-3. www.athensclarkecounty.com/bearhollow KIDSTUFF: Saturday Storytime Join Avid for books and games. 1 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com KIDSTUFF: Family Day: Fashion Forward (Georgia Museum of Art) Visit the exhibit “Fashion Independent: The Original Style of Ann Bonfoey Taylor,” then head to the classroom to create your own fashion designs. 10 a.m.–12 p.m.

FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org KIDSTUFF: Forever Green Celebration (Athens Girl Scout Office) Learn how to be Forever Green with the Girl Scouts. Learn how to conserve water, reduce waste, save energy and save the planet.

This event features a morning of crafts, games and activities celebrating our planet open to girls in grades K-5. RSVP. 9:30 a.m.– 12:30 p.m. FREE! csimless@gshg.org LECTURES & LIT: The Howard Stroud Community Health Program (Athens Regional Medical Center) “Health Education for the African American Community.”

Topics include blood pressure, cancer care, breast health, meal planning, mindfulness, vascular health and more. Includes a healthy breakfast and lunch buffet. 7:30 a.m.–2 p.m. 706-475-1029 LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author and Illustrator (Avid Bookshop) Meet author Jingle Davis and illustrator Benjamin Galland of Island Time: An Illustrated History of St. Simon’s Island. 6:30–7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.avidbookshop.com MEETINGS: Volunteer Orientation (Sandy Creek Nature Center) For those interested in volunteering at Sandy Creek. For ages 13 & up. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3615 PERFORMANCE: “Postcards from the Road” (Seney-Stovall Chapel) See Friday listing for full description Aug. 23–24, 7:30 p.m. & Aug. 24–25, 2:30 p.m. $12. www. athenschoralsociety.com PERFORMANCE: Burlesque Beta (Go Bar) What a tease! Open-mic variety show featuring singers, dancers, musicians and comics in the vaudeville tradition. Followed by DJ Blowpop. 10 p.m. $3. 706-546-5609 THEATRE: Hamlet (Town and Gown Players) See Thursday listing for full description Aug. 22–24, 8 p.m.

Aug. 25, 2 p.m. $12–15. www. townandgownplayers.org

Sunday 25 ART: “Pick of the Kiln” Group Discussion (Georgia Museum of Art) View “Pick of the Kiln: The Work

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of Michael Simon,” an exhibit of pottery from Athens artist Michael Simon. Potter Mark Shapiro will moderate a discussion with Simon, who will read from Michael Simon: Evolution. Reception to follow. 1:30 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum. com EVENTS: The Spirited Spelling Spectacular (Hotel Indigo) The Athens-Clarke Literacy Council’s 7th annual fundraiser is a grown-up spelling bee in which teams of locals compete for the winning title, prizes and bragging rights. Proceeds go towards supporting local adult literacy efforts and GED scholarships. 3–6 p.m. $5 (adv.), $10. www. athensliteracy.org/bee GAMES: Trivia (The Capital Room) Every Sunday! Hosted by Evan Delany. First place wins $50 and second place wins $25. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.thecapitalroom.com GAMES: Trivia (Amici) Test your skills. 9 p.m. 706-353-0000 GAMES: Trivia (Buffalo’s Café) “Brewer’s Inquisition,” trivia hosted

by Chris Brewer every Sunday. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-354-6655, www. buffaloscafe.com/athens KIDSTUFF: Read to Rover (ACC Library) Meet Star, Comet and Penny, volunteer certified therapy dogs. Beginning readers can practice by reading aloud to a furry

Monday 26 CLASSES: Introduction to Grant Proposals and Budgets (ACC Library) This class will cover all the basic information for writing a grant proposal and communicating with grant funders. Space is limited; RSVP. 6–8 p.m. FREE! 404-8800095, www.athenslibrary.org CLASSES: Introduction to the Internet (ACC Library) Learn tips and tricks for surfing the web. Call to register. 3–4:30 p.m. FREE! 706613-3650, ext. 354.

EVENTS: Common Ground LGBT Community Center (Redfearn Grille) Discuss details of the upcoming center. Seeking board members, donations and feedback. 7–8 p.m.

FREE! rickyrob@uga.edu GAMES: Team Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Win house cash and prizes!

Every Monday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Highwire Lounge) Athens’ toughest trivia. $100 grand prize every week! All ages. 8 p.m.

FREE! 706-543-8997 KIDSTUFF: Infant Storytime (ACC Library) Designed to nurture language skills through literaturebased activities. Parents assist their children. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706613-3650

tion and advice about how to deal with debt collection and other financial issues. 6 p.m. FREE! 706227-5344, ext. 5351 COMEDY: Lordy Lordy (Caledonia Lounge) Hosted by comedy wunderkind Preston Stanfield. A stand-up comedy hallucination featuring Walker Smith, Dayne Swerding, Samm Severinn and Yedoye Travis.

9–10:30 p.m. $5-7. texmexranger@ gmail.com EVENTS: UGA Music Business Program Mixer (40 Watt Club) Meet and greet MBUS lecturers, current students, alumni and industry players. Open to the public and anyone interested in finding out more about the program. 5:30 p.m. FREE! musbus@uga.edu EVENTS: West Broad Farmers Market (The Old West Broad School) Featuring fresh fruits and veggies. 4–7 p.m. www.athenslandtrust.org/community-gardens/ west-broad-farmers-market EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (First Christian Church, Watkinsville) Locally grown produce, meats, grains, flowers, soaps, birdhouses, gourds and more. 4–7 p.m. www.oconeefarmersmarket.org FILM: Bad Movie Night (Ciné Barcafé) James and Mark, two ‘90s dudes who are way into martial arts, must defeat campus racism and

“Buddy Guy” and other colorful drip paintings by Sophie Howell are on display at Amici through August. friend. All dogs are insured and in the company of their trainers. First come, first served. 3–4 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: New & Notable Book Club This month’s book is The Ocean at the End of the Lane

by Neil Gaiman. The club meets on the fourth Sunday of every month.

6:15–7:15 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com LECTURES & LIT: “Stories From Childhood: From a Tiny Acorn” (Piedmont College) For the last of the Sunday series, Dr. Jinx Patel, Research Director of Athens Research and Technology, interviews her husband Dr. Gordhan Patel, retired Vice President for Research at UGA. Refreshments include a favorite snack from Dr. Gordhan Patel’s childhood. Donations benefit Children First, Inc. 3 p.m. FREE! (children), $10 (suggested donation). patricia.priest@yahoo.com PERFORMANCE: “Postcards from the Road” (Seney-Stovall Chapel) See Friday listing for full description Aug. 23–24, 7:30 p.m. & Aug. 24–25, 2:30 p.m. $12. www. athenschoralsociety.com THEATRE: Hamlet (Town and Gown Players) See Thursday listing for full description Aug. 22–24, 8 p.m.

Aug. 25, 2 p.m. $12–15. www. townandgownplayers.org

LECTURES & LIT: Last Monday Book Group: Adult Book Discussion Group (ACC Library) This month’s book is Light In August

by William Faulkner. Newcomers welcome. 7 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org LECTURES & LIT: Nature-Writing Group Speaker (Athens Land Trust) Jeff Jackson, wildlife management specialist and columnist, will discuss how to structure an article.

Jackson writes a regular column for The Oglethorpe Echo and for specialized magazines such as Tree Farmer. 4:30–5:30 p.m. $5 donation. patricia.priest@yahoo.com

Tuesday 27 CLASSES: Swing Dance Night (Dancefx) A casual evening of social swing dancing. No experience or partner necessary. 7–8 p.m. (lesson), 8–10 p.m. $3–5. www.athensswingnight.com CLASSES: Introduction to Email (ACC Library) Learn the basics. Call to register. 10–11:40 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650, ext. 354. www.athenslibrary.org CLASSES: Debt Collection Defense Clinic (ACC Library) Speak directly with local attorneys who can provide you with informa-

save the local karate school from developers whiles still finding time for studying and hot tub makeout sessions. It’s back to school time and you’re roommates with College Kickboxers. 8:30 p.m. FREE! www. facebook.com/badmovienight GAMES: Monthly Poker Tournament (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Play Texas Hold ‘Em for prizes and bragging rights. Sign up at 8 p.m., play begins at 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.flickertheatreandbar.com GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m. & Thursdays, 8 p.m. 706-354-1515 GAMES: Movie Quotes Trivia (Max) With host Cora Jane every Tuesday. Everyone’s a winner. 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-254-3392 GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways.

Every Tuesday. 8–10 p.m. 706353-0305 GAMES: Senior Bingo (East Athens Community Center) Bingo for ages 55 & up. Fourth Tuesday of every month. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. $4. 706613-3593

LECTURES & LIT: Social Security Planning: How to Maximize Your Benefits (ACC Library) Part of the library’s “Lunchtime Learning @ Your Library” series, this program will feature Chuck Vickery of Vickery Financial Services. The class will cover the basics of Social Security and reveal strategies for maximizing your benefits. 12:15 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650

Wednesday 28 ART: Closing Reception (Highwire Lounge) For Grant Beecher Photography. Food and drink specials provided. 7–10 p.m. FREE! 706-543-8997 CLASSES: Multicolor Screenprint (Double Dutch Press) Two-part workshop covering the basics of multi-color design and printing registration. 2–5 p.m. $75. www. doubledutchpress.com CLASSES: Mobile Computer Lab (Madison County Library) Available in Comer Learning Center. Register by calling. 10 a.m.–12:30 p.m. 706795-5597 EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Athens City Hall) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music at every market.

4–7 p.m. www.athensfarmersmarket. net EVENTS: Canine Cocktail Hour (Madison Bar & Bistro, Hotel Indigo) Drink and food specials for you and your (well-behaved, non-aggressive, vaccinated) dog! Every Wednesday.

5–7 p.m. FREE! www.indigoathens. com EVENTS: Wine Tasting (Hilltop Grille) Sample six varieties of Zinfandel and Petite Sirah, two popular California classics. Light appetizers included. RSVP. 6–7:30 p.m. $10. 706-3553-7667 GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge every Wednesday night. 8 p.m. Both locations. 706-548-3442 GAMES: Trivia with a DJ (Your Pie, Eastside location) Open your pie hole for a chance to win cash prizes.

7 p.m. FREE! www.yourpie.com GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 GAMES: Trivia (Crow’s Nest) Every Wednesday. 8 p.m. www.facebook. com/dirtybirdsathens GAMES: Trivia (Choo Choo Japanese Korean Grill Express) Jump on the trivia train! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. www.choochoorestaurants.com KIDSTUFF: Preschool & Toddler Storytime (Madison County Library) Includes stories, fingerpuppet plays, songs and crafts for literacy-based fun. For ages 2–5.

Every Wednesday. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m.

FREE! 706-354-1195 LECTURES & LIT: Community Book Group (Piccolo’s Italian Steak House) The Oconee Democrats discuss environmental classic Desert Solitaire: A Season in the Wilderness by Edward Abbey. Open to readers of all political affiliations.

7 p.m. (6:30 p.m. for dinner). FREE! patricia.priest@yahoo.com

LECTURES & LIT: Talking About Books: Adult Book Discussion Group (ACC Library) This monthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s title is The Light Between the Oceans

by M.L. Stedman. Newcomers welcome. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org LECTURES & LIT: Buddha Book Study (Body, Mind & Spirit) A discussion group that supports applying Buddhaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s teachings to end suffering in all areas of life.

Every Wednesday. 6 p.m. Donations accepted. 706-351-6024 PERFORMANCE: Faculty Clarinet Recital (UGA Ramsey Concert Hall) UGA Professor D. Ray McClellan holds three degrees from Juilliard School and also teaches at Hugh Hodgson School of Music. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.pac.uga.edu

LIVE MUSIC Tuesday 20 Blind Pig Tavern 7 p.m. FREE! 706-548-3442 (West Broad St. location) TODD COWART Singer for local Southern-fried rock act The Hushpuppies Band plays a set.

Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com JUNA Sweeping local post-rock band featuring epic, end-of-the-world instrumentation.

GROWL Surf rock group from Austin, TX. NEW WIVES Charming Athens indie rockers inspired by groups like Modest Mouse and Cursive.

MOTHERS Local folk group.

Cutters Pub 10 p.m. 706-353-9800 JET ENGINE DRAGONS New local band playing a blend of shoegaze, progressive rock and technical metal equally informed by jazz improvisation and classical harmony.

STONE DISCORDIA No info available.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 FREE ASSOCIATES New local experimental band.

RAMPY BIRD No info available.

DJ MARIE powerkompanyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Marie Davon becomes Marie Antoinette, lost in the world of new wave and darkwave hits and accompanied by her handsome assistants. Let them eat cake!

Green Room 9 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com ANDY BRUH Local DJ spins a set of tunes.

Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market Adult Block Party. 6 p.m. FREE! www. heirloomathens.com THE DARNELL BOYS The three Darnell brothers play and sing country blues originals backed by upright bass, singing saw and junkyard percussion. The block party celebrates Terrapinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s side project IPA. The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com THE WELFARE LINERS This fivepiece bluegrass unit blends classic tunes with originals while focusing on brother harmonies for that authentic high lonesome sound.

TOMMY & BEN JORDAN The Jordan of MrJordanMrTonks plays a set with the help of son Ben.

Normaltown Hall 9 p.m. $5. www.facebook.com/ NormaltownHall WATER LIARS Rootsy, simplistic, gritty folk-rock duo out of Mississippi. See Calendar Pick on p. 28.

WHITE VIOLET Local group led by songwriter Nate Nelson, playing haunting, brooding, atmospheric indie-pop.

Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 TUESDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL Host Fester Hagood presents this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s showcase of singersongwriter talent, featuring Todd McBride & Rob Veal and Lefty Hathaway.

State Botanical Garden of Georgia Sunflower Music Series. 7 p.m. $15. botgarden.uga.edu GROGUS This long-running local ensemble plays jazz and salsa accentuated with reggae, hip hop and Afro-Cuban styles.

Sundown Saloon 8 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1180 AVERY DYLANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S OPEN MIC NIGHT All musicians, singers, songwriters and/or bands are welcome to take the stage.

The Volstead 9 p.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1:30 a.m. 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Every Tuesday!

Wednesday 21 40 Watt Club 9 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com CLOAK AND DAGGER DATING SERVICE Local six-piece ensemble plays loud and loose straightahead rock with dueling male/female vocals.

CUTTERS Raucous, melodic, lo-fi post-punk band from New York City.

PANIC MANOR Rock group from Augusta.

EARL BOYKINS Fuzzed-out garage rock band from New York.

Boarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC NIGHT Showcase your talent. Every Wednesday!

Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com MONSOON Local post-punk band powered by the energetic vocals of guitarist Sienna Chandler.

SIN Alternative music for everyone out of Valdosta, GA. PHILTHY Local noisy rock band.

RABIES SCYTHE FIGHT Electronic band from Sandycross, GA. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com SHEWOLF Three distinct vocalists, male and female, combine popinfluenced harmonies with narrative folk songs.

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ADRIAN DAE No info available.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $17. www.georgiatheatre.com LETTUCE New York-based funk band.

EARPHUNK New Orleans based act combining soul, funk and jam music.

Go Bar 5 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 CORTEZ GARZA Local singer-songwriter pushes the envelope with his unique blend of indie/Americana.

LEE ANN PEPPERS Local singersongwriter playing an acoustic set with a mix of covers and originals.

LARRY FORTE Local painter and songwriter.

OBE GOLDING Local banjoist and songwriter.

BRIAN DINIZIO Guitarist and singersongwriter who plays simple, uplifting folk.

keyboards along with TJ Machado on bass and Brad Morgan on drums.

TAXICAB VERSES Local group/ recording project inspired by Jim Wilsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time spent doing field recordings and collaborating with musicians in Ghana.

Green Room 10 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com WALLER Atlanta-based Americana group.

Go Bar 11 p.m. 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic John â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dr. Fredâ&#x20AC;? Bowers and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more.

The Melting Point On the patio. 6 p.m. FREE! www.meltingpointathens.com RACHEL Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;NEAL Local acoustic act.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 T.D.N.A. New group featuring drummer Nic Wiles and assorted guests.

The Office Lounge 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke!

Porterhouse Grill 7 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT The longest standing weekly music gig in Athens! Join drummer Nicholas Wiles with bassist Drew Hart and pianist Steve Key for an evening of original music, improv and standards.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com ASHER ARMSTRONG Local fourpiece Americana rock band.

The Volstead 6 p.m. FREE! 706-354-5300 TRE POWELL Bluesy acoustic tunes with soulful vocals.

Thursday 22 40 Watt Club 10 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com POWERKOMPANY Local pop duo featuring the crisp, soaring vocals of Marie Davon, playing folk songs enhanced with slickly produced electronic instrumentation courtesy of Andrew Heaton.

CUSSES Guitar-driven, fuzzed-out rock group from Savannah. See story on p. 12.

FEATHER TRADE Formerly known as Misfortune500, this local band plays moody post-pop.

DJ MARIE powerkompanyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Marie Davon becomes Marie Antoinette, lost in the world of new wave and darkwave hits and accompanied by her handsome assistants. Let them eat cake!

Boarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Head Lounge 10 p.m. 706-369-3040 LEAVING COUNTRIES Local singersongwriter Louis Phillip Pelot performs folk and country with the help of some friends.

ISAAC BRAMBLETT BAND Southern soul singer with a rootsrock band who has performed with Ike Stubblefield and Sunny Ortiz, to name a few.

Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com ARC & STONES Brooklyn-based altrock band.

WIEUCA A fuzz-heavy, slightly countrified alt-rock version of the sort of wistful slacker-rock pioneered by Pavement and Dinosaur Jr. THE AFFENDERS Atlanta rock band.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com PILGRIM Local rock band featuring Paul McHugh on vocals, guitar and

Green Room 9 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com THE LEFTY WILLIAMS BAND Roots-rock group from Atlanta.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com SHONNA TUCKER & EYE CANDY The former Drive-By Truckers bassist plays inspired folk-rock tunes with her new band.

THE WYDELLES Local band playing country and melodramatic popular songs.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/lkshuffleclub TIMMY & THE TUMBLERS Tim Schreiber (Dark Meat, The LickitySplits) howls and spasms and literally tumbles over garage-y rock anthems and retro-inspired pop songs.

FAT NIGHT Freshly squeezed soul from Florida.

FREE ASSOCIATES New local experimental band.

The Melting Point 7:30 p.m. $5. www.meltingpointathens. com THURSDAY NIGHT TESTIMONY A showcase of singer-songwriter talent, featuring Levi Lowrey, the Rick Fowler Band and the Jeb Stuart Band. Hosted and curated by local musician Fester Hagood.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 BACK ALLEY BLUES BAND Featuring locals Paul Scales, Randy Durham, John Straw, Dave Herndon and Scott Sanders playing blues jams.

The Office Lounge Blues Night. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-5460840 THE ORIGINAL SCREWTOPS Crankinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the blues since 1962.

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The Omega Bar 7 p.m. FREE! ($5 after 9 p.m.). www. theomegabar.com THE SEGAR JAZZ AFFAIR Local smooth jazz group led by DJ and musician Dwain Segar.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com DAVE HOWARD Singer-songwriter plays his own material as well as Americana covers.

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Buffaloâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s CafĂŠ 8 p.m. $8 ($10 w/ CD). www.buffaloscafe.com/athens EMILY MCCANNON BAND Singersongwriter blending elements of county and rock, citing influences like Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson. CD release party!

Butt Hutt Bar-B-Q 8 p.m. FREE! www.butthuttbarbecue. com 82 SPUR Contemporary country cover band that also plays â&#x20AC;&#x153;rock to rap and in between.â&#x20AC;?

Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. www.caledonialounge.com POWERLOAD AC/DC cover band that delivers a rock and roll kick in each song.

HEAVY PETTY Local all-star Tom Petty cover band.

The Coffee Shop of Athens 7 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ TheCoffeeShopofAthens TRE POWELL Bluesy acoustic tunes with soulful vocals.

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Max Jay Rodgersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Birthday Bash. 9 p.m.

FREE! 706-254-3392 EFREN The local roots-rock band returned recently with new tunes and new members.

THE WOODGRAINS Local band that plays a blend of funk, rock and soul featuring three vocalists and charismatic harmonies.

JOSH PERKINS EXPERIENCE The long-running local folk-rocker fronts a band that includes members of Dangfly.

BEAUTY AND THE BEARD Kelly Hoyle Fuller and Ty Manning play country-tinged folk-rock.

TW & THE DEEP SOUTH NINJAS No info available.

The Melting Point 8 p.m. $12 (adv.), $15 (door). www. meltingpointathens.com JULIAN LAGE AND CHRIS ELDRIDGE Punch Brothers &

LILLY HIATT Americana singer from Nashville, TN.

Saturday 24 40 Watt Club 10 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com DIAMONDBACK Heavy local rock band.

XXX HARDRIVE Long-running (and recently reunited) local Southern rock band.

Amici 11 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0000 MOAB Three-piece heavy rock band from Los Angeles.

Bishop Park Athens Farmers Market. 8 a.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net TODD LISTER Folky locan singersongwriter. (8 a.m.)

KIMBERLY MORGAN Local acoustic singer-songwriter embracing the rootsy, twangy appeal of traditional country music. (10 a.m.)

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $25. www.georgiatheatre.com DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS Local Southern rock superstars return. See Calendar Pick on p. 20.

FLY GOLDEN EAGLE Upstart, Nashville-based rockers.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 DJ BLOWPOP Joe Kubler (Bubbly Mommy Gun) spins a set of tunes.

Green Room 9:30 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens.com BOOTY BUSINESS New local funk band featuring members of Jubee and the Morning After, Lazy Locomotive, Prisma and more.

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Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com QUIABO DE CHAPEAU Brazilian funk ensemble out of Atlanta, bringing dancing and Carnaval to the stage.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com MAT LEWIS The Grape Soda singer and keyboardist plays a solo set.

TONDA New local ambient/post-punk group.

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Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $25. www.georgiatheatre.com DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS The local Southern rock superstars return for a two-night stand. See Calendar Pick on p. 20.

THE DEXATEENS Long-running Tuscaloosa, AL-based rock and roll band.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 TWIN POWERS DJ Dan Geller (The Gold Party, The Agenda) and friends spin late-night glam rock, new wave, Top 40, punk and Britpop.

Green Room 10 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com THE QUAILDOGS Southern rock band from Atlanta.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com HONEYCHILD SJ Ursrey (Dream Boat) plays ukelele-based pop songs with members of Hope for Agoldensummer, The Incendiaries and Taxicab Verses.

LESSER ANIMALS Expansive and emotive Boston-based indie rock band.

Jittery Joeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee 8 p.m. FREE! 706-208-1979 (Five Points location) OPEN MIC NIGHT Showcase your talent. Featured guests will also perform.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub DJ Z-DOGG Loveable local DJ spins top-40 hits, old-school hip-hop, high-energy rock and other danceable favorites.

IMMUZIKATION Celebrated local DJ Alfredo Lapuz, Jr. hosts a dance party featuring high-energy electro and rock.

TWIN POWERS DJ Dan Geller and friends spin late-night glam rock, new wave, Top 40, danceable punk and Britpop.

Levi Lowrey plays the Melting Point on Thursday, Aug. 22.

Infamous Stringdusters guitarists play a collaborative acoustic set.

New Earth Music Hall New Earth 4th Anniversary Party. 7 p.m. $10. www.newearthmusichall. com ILL.GATES Glitchy, bass-heavy EDM DJ. See Calendar Pick on p. 20.

MANIC FOCUS Minnesota-based electronica.

THRIFTWORKS Experimental electronic music from California.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 JUSTIN BROGDON BAND Local Southern rock band.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s REWIND Playing the hits of the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s.

The Rialto Room 8 p.m. $25. www.indigoathens.com HOLLY WILLIAMS The daughter of country star Hank Williams, Jr., this acoustic singer-songwriter plays a folkier brand of Americana than her famous father.

ANDERSON EAST Soulful, alternative Americana artist whose music displays shades of Ryan Adams and Ray LaMontagne.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com NICK DRIVER North Carolina-based acoustic rock.

The World Famous 9 p.m. $8 (adv.), $10 (door). www. theworldfamousathens.com SHANNON WHITWORTH Banjowielding songstress from Brevard, NC.

Bootleggers Country & Western Bar 8 p.m. www.bootleggersathens.com JEDI COWBOY Country music from Atlanta, GA.

ATHENS TANGO PROJECT Local group specializing in Argentine tango, featuring the upright bass of Laura Camacho and various other talented players.

Butt Hutt Bar-B-Q 8 p.m. FREE! www.butthuttbarbecue. com THE BACUPS Fun-loving local cover band.

Kumquat Mae Bakery CafĂŠ 8 p.m. 706-769-1105 OLD FASHIONED WHOOPIE PARTY Live music brought to you from the wild world of Sir Drew Bowen.

Caledonia Lounge 10 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com CHRISSAKES The local rock group, which wowed late-aughts crowds with its noisy assault, plays a reunion show. See Calendar Pick on p. 20.

HAWKS Atlanta-based rock band fronted by guitarist Andrew Wiggins (Blame Game).

FOR THE VULTURE New local band featuring members of The Dumps and Bastard Congregation.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com GUMSHOE Local alt-country band led

by Andy Dixon.

OLD SMOKEY Local folk-rock band fronted by Jim Willingham (Ham1) and featuring a certain psychedelic swirl.

HELEN SCOTT This local band plays folky, psychedelic, slightly off-kilter pop.

Front Porch Book Store 6 p.m. FREE! 706-372-1236 BETWEEN NAYBORS Local trio playing a variety of folk-based music that ranges from â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;60s coffeehouse to Richard and Linda Thompson-esque duets to rhythmic, Tom Waits-y rants.

Little Kings Shuffle Club Darius Goes West Day. 9 p.m. $5. www.facebook.com/lkshuffleclub DARIUS WEEMS The local hip hop artist and star of Darius Goes West performs with the help of some friends. See Calendar Pick on p. 20.

DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves.

EASYRIDER Spinning all your favorite jams from the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;70s, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;90s.

Max Jay Rodgersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Birthday Bash. 9 p.m.

FREE! 706-254-3392 SHOWTIME Elite tha Showstoppaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s band plays eclectic hip-hop mixed with rockinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; funky soul.

HART SAWYER AND THE LOVE PROJECT Upbeat folk-pop from this local, female-fronted band.

LOWDIVE An explosive exploration into the tenets of ska, reggae and rock and roll. A masterful onslaught of chest-thumping drums and bass, intertwined with face-melting guitar riffs and enticingly abrasive lyrics.

ADAM PAYNE Payne writes songs with a lot of heart, the kind that can either make you tear up or laugh out loud.

CHRIS MOORE Bluesy local singersongwriter.

Normaltown Hall 9 p.m. $6. www.facebook.com/ NormaltownHall ALEX BLEEKER AND THE FREAKS Also the bassist for indie hotshots Real Estate, Alex Bleeker leads his band of merry pranksters through Pavement-inspired rock tunes.

FLOATING ACTION NC-based band blends multiple styles, including indie rock, folk, dub and blues.

LITTLE GOLD Local trio fronted by Christian DeRoeck, formerly of Woods, playing garage rock with pop sensibilities.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 MOONTOWER Atlanta-based band influenced by rock and jam acts like DMB and Phish.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. 706-546-0840.

THE FLAMETHROWERS Louisianabased party band playing a variety of covers from the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;50s up to today.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com CHUCKIE P Statesboro-based country-rocker (and sometimes rapper).

The World Famous 9 p.m. $5. www.theworldfamousathens. com BAGHOUSE Long-dormant experimental group that spends time exploring instrumental jazz, ambient and post-rock.

and Scott Sanders playing blues jams.

The World Famous 7 p.m. $5. www.theworldfamousathens. com MAD WHISKEY GRIN Local blues duo.

9 p.m. www.theworldfamousathens. com HOT CORNER TRIO New blues group, led by longtime Athenian Odell â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mickeyâ&#x20AC;? Gilmore, which made its debut at the 2013 Hot Corner Festival. Playing every Sunday in August!

Monday 26 Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com THE POWDER ROOM Local heavyweight trio of Gene Woolfolk, Aaron Sims and Bubba McDonald playing noisy â&#x20AC;&#x153;ramp-rock.â&#x20AC;?

BEAR CLAW Three-piece indie rock group from Chicago.

FIVE EIGHT Legendary Athens rock trio that consistently pumps out boisterous rock and roll. Their energetic live show has warmed the stage for such bands as R.E.M., Cheap Trick, The Ramones and more.

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 6 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com KINKY WAIKIKI Relaxing, steel guitar-driven band following the traditions of Hawaiian music.

The Melting Point 7 p.m. FREE! www.meltingpointathens. com JAZZ JAM Local drummer Nic Wilesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; jazz jam session provides an open, relaxed environment for musicians to cut their teeth on traditional jazz standards and hard bop, with the main focus on musician fellowship and learning. Every 4th Monday of the month.

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Nowhere Bar Moody Mama Mondays! 8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 HOLLY BELLE This local singersongwriter sings smoky, acoustic ballads.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com DUDE MAGNETS Noisy chaos.

Tuesday 27 Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 10 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com THE TONTONS Houston-based indie rock.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 CULT OF RIGGONIA Experimental soundscapes with tribal, world music beats and ornate instrumentation.

The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com THE DARNELL BOYS The three Darnell brothers play and sing country blues originals backed by upright bass, singing saw and junkyard percussion.

Caledonia Lounge American Music Wednesday. 7 p.m.

FREE! (21+), $2 (18â&#x20AC;&#x201C;20). www.caledonialounge.com BARREL SNIFFERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S OLD TIME BISCUIT PICKINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; HOUR Whatever the hell that is, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be led by Justin Manglitz.

The Melting Point 7:30 p.m. $8. www.meltingpointathens. com PHILIPPE BERTAUD & MARK MAXWELL Two guitar masters team up for a night of great music.

The Office Lounge 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke!

Porterhouse Grill 7 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT The longest standing weekly music gig in Athens! Join drummer Nicholas Wiles with bassist Drew Hart and pianist Steve Key for an evening of original music, improv and standards.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com VOODOO VISIONARY Improvisational funk/rock group from Atlanta.

The Volstead 9 p.m. FREE! 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Showcase your pipes!

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Magnets & Ghosts play the 40 Watt Club on Friday, Aug. 23.

ODD TRIO One of Athensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; finest original jazz ensembles, this innovative group often incorporates looped audio into its compositions.

Sunday 25 The Melting Point 8 p.m. $15. www.meltingpointathens. com BIG COUNTRY Long-running Scottish new wave/alternative rock band. See Calendar Pick on p. 20.

Tedâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Most Best 7 p.m. FREE! 706-543-1523 FOUR EYES Ukelele strummer Erin Lovett plays sweet, poppy folk.

Ten Pins Tavern 8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-8090 BACK ALLEY BLUES BAND Featuring locals Paul Scales, Randy Durham, John Straw, Dave Herndon

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 GOPEN MIC NIGHT K. Jared Collins of k i d s presents this weekly open mic.

New Earth Music Hall 8 p.m. FREE! www.newearthmusichall. com AFROZEP An Afrobeat Led Zeppelin tribute band.

Green Room 9 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com MISSISSIPPI SHAKEDOWN Rockabilly-influenced garage rock duo.

BANDITOS Eclectic, psych-tinged rock and roll band from Nashville, TN.

Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 TUESDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL Host Fester Hagood presents this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s showcase of local singer-songwriter talent, this evening featuring Trey Boyer, Kate and Corey Coleman and Hill Roberts.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com OPEN MIC Local singer-songwriter Kyshona Armstrong hosts this open mic night every Monday. Musicians and bands of all genres welcome to share a song.

The Volstead 9 p.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1:30 a.m. 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Every Tuesday!

The World Famous 9 p.m. $7. www.theworldfamousathens. com PRIMROSE DRIVE Alternative rock from NYC.

8/29 THE HONEY SLIDERS / JUNKER / BUFFALO HAWK (Caledonia Lounge) 8/29 RODNEY ATKINS / EMILY HEARN (Georgia Theatre) 8/29 DEATH ON TWO WHEELS / FEATHER TRADE (Green Room) 8/29 CAROLINE AIKEN / DONNA HOPKINS / DIANE DURRETT (The Melting Point) 8/29 THE ORIGINAL SCREWTOPS (The Office Lounge) 8/29 STREET RHYTHM & RHYME (Terrapin Beer Co.) 8/30 REVEREND DEBRUHL (Amici) 8/30 ROLLINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; HOME (Buffaloâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s CafĂŠ) 8/30 SAVE GRAND CANYON / YO SOYBEAN (Caledonia Lounge) 8/30 LEE ANN PEPPERS / CORTEZ GARZA (The Coffee Shop of Athens) 8/30 OF THE VINE / MOTHERS / GRAY YOUNG (Flicker Theatre & Bar) 8/30 THE COATHANGERS / SHEHEHE / CONCORD AMERICA (Green Room) 8/30 KILL KILL BUFFALO / MOTHERFUCKER (Max) 8/30 THE HIGHBALLS (The Melting Point) 8/31 WEAVING THE FATE (Amici) 8/31 CLARA NIBBELINK / YOU BAND (Bishop Park) 8/31 MARK CUNNINGHAM & THE NATIONALS / ATHENS TANGO PROJECT (Flicker Theatre & Bar) 8/31 GIALANELLA, WILES AND HART (Green Room) 8/31 STREET CHOIR (The Melting Point) 8/31 AMBER LYNN NICOL (Terrapin Beer Co.) 9/1 BACK ALLEY BLUES BAND (Ten Pins Tavern) 9/2 OPEN MIC (Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar) 9/4 MATT WERTZ / ELENOWEN (The Melting Point)

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ART Call for Artists (Amici) Currently accepting artists for the fall lineup. Email samples of work to ryan.myers@amici-cafe.com Call for Local Artists (The World Famous) Seeking local outsider and folk art to display long term. Email samples to David at info@theworldfamousathens.com Calling Fine Artists (Georgia Piedmont Arts Center, Statham) Seeking 2D and 3D art for â&#x20AC;&#x153;Piedmont Art,â&#x20AC;? a juried exhibition running Sept. 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;28. Visit website for application details. $25. 404-202-3044, www.georgiapiedmontartscenter.com Gallery Artists (ARTiniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Open Art Studio, Gallery & Lounge) Seeking artists for monthly exhibits. kate@artinisartlounge.com. www.artinisartlounge.com Insta-loom! Photo Contest (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) Tag Athens scenes on Instagram with the hashtag #heirloomathens and #myathens. Selected photos will be displayed through September and October. Contest runs through Aug. 28. www.heirloomathens.com Lickskillet Artists Market (Lyndon House Arts Center) Accepting local vendor applications for a market on Oct. 26. Deadline Oct. 12. $20â&#x20AC;&#x201C;30. lhartsfoundation@ gmail.com, www.lyndonhousearts foundation.wordpress.com Seeking Artisans (Madison, GA) Looking for artisans to be a part of an Etsy-inspired handmade shop set to open by the end of September.

Contact for details. 609-744-6376, suelo59@hotmail.com Statewide Art Competition (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Seeking student artwork to use on items like totes, T-shirts, journals

and scarves in the gardenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gift shop. Open to GA students in ninth grade or above. Winners receive $1000, $500 or $250. Visit website for guidelines and application. 706542-6014, www.botgarden.uga.edu

AUDITIONS Season 8 Auditions (SeneyStovall Chapel) Rose of Athens Theatre seeks actors, muscians, technicians and designers for Donkey, Winnie the Pooh, A Christmas Tail, Charlotteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Web and Twelfth Night. For kids ages 9 & up and adults. Prepare two one-minute constrasting monologues, or a monologue and a song. Aug. 28â&#x20AC;&#x201C;29, 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;9 p.m. 706-340-9181, www.roseofathens.org

CLASSES Bikram Yoga (Bikram Yoga Athens) Classes in hot yoga offered seven days a week. Beginners welcome. www.bikramathens.com Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Weekly â&#x20AC;&#x153;Try Clayâ&#x20AC;? classes ($20/person) introduce participants to the potterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wheel every Friday from 7â&#x20AC;&#x201C;9 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Family Try Clayâ&#x20AC;? classes show children and adults hand-building methods every Sunday from 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;4 p.m. $20. 706-355-3161, www.gooddirt.net Craft Classes (Treehouse Kid and Craft) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mama/Papa & Meâ&#x20AC;? craft class for ages 1â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3 (Saturdays, 10 a.m.), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Craft Clubâ&#x20AC;? for ages 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;10 (Wednesdays, 4 p.m.) and ages 3â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5 (Thursdays, 4 p.m.) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Family Crafterdaysâ&#x20AC;? (Saturdays, 11 a.m.)

New classes include â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sensory Baby Classâ&#x20AC;? for ages 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;12 months (Wednesdays & Saturdays, 10

a.m.) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;WE Craftâ&#x20AC;? for ages 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;4 (Thursdays, 10 a.m. & Saturdays, 11 a.m.) $10/class, $30/4 classes. www.treehousekidandcraft.com Dance Classes (Dancefx, 396 Foundry St.) Classes offered in salsa, creative movement, ballet, tap, jazz, hip hop, breakdance, acrobatics, cheer dance and more. New location. www.dancefx.org Early Morning Yoga (Healing Arts Centre, Sangha Yoga Studio) With an Iyengar influence and emphasis on quality of postures.

Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:15â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8:30 a.m. www.healingartscentre.net Evening Meditation (Thrive) Explore different techniques for meditation and stress reduction.

Sundays, 7â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m. Donation based. www.thrivespace.net Letterpress & More (Smokey Road Press) Day-long, week-long and multi-week classes offered in intro to non-adhesive book binding, leather binding, Eastern Stab binding, â&#x20AC;&#x153;An Evening of Paper and Pork,â&#x20AC;? boxmaking, cardmaking, letterpress printing and more. Check website. www.smokeyroadpress.com Mac Workshops (PeachMac) Frequent introductionary courses to Mac, iPad, iPhoto and iCloud.

Check website for dates. FREE! 706208-9990, www.peachmac.com/ training/workshops.php New Earth Yoga Experience (New Earth Athens) Donation-based yoga for all experience levels.

Mondayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Friday, 9 a.m. & 11 a.m.

Tuesdaysâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursdays, 6:30 p.m.

Check website for details and updates. 706-543-8283, www.facebook.com/newearthyoga Printmaking Workshops (Double Dutch Press) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Stationery.â&#x20AC;?

Aug. 21, 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m. $50. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Multicolor Screenprinting.â&#x20AC;? Aug. 24 & 31, 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5 p.m. $75. â&#x20AC;&#x153;One Color Screenprint.â&#x20AC;?

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mountain Ravineâ&#x20AC;? and other natural landscape pieces by Jim StipeMaas are currently on display at Athens Ford.

Aug. 28, 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m. $50. Check website for full descriptions and to register. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Stampmaking.â&#x20AC;? Sept.

5, 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8:30 p.m. $35. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Family Fun: Monotype Printmaking.â&#x20AC;? Sept. 7 or Sept. 21, 1â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3:30 p.m. $35. www.doubledutchpress.com Sprouting into Wellness Series (Jackson Eco Farm) A three-week series of yoga and health workshops. Register by Aug. 27. Sept. 5, 12 & 19, 6:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7:45 p.m. $60/adult. $5/child (ages 7 & above). www.jacksonecofarm.org Viveka Yoga Class (Thrive) Natalie Smith teaches a fourweek yoga session for adults.

YogaSprouts eaches a childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s yoga class at the same time.

Sundays, 11 a.m., Sept. 8â&#x20AC;&#x201C;29. $80 (adult/child combo), $60 (single adult or single child). vivekaathens@gmail.com Yoga Classes (Healing Arts Centre) Several types of ongoing classes are offered for all levels.

Pilates and yoga teacher training, too. Visit website. www.healingarts centre.net Yoga Gives (Athens Five Points Yoga Studio) All levels of flow yoga taught by Claire Coenen. Donations benefit Nancy Travis, a non-profit that provides daycare to local children. Wednesdays, 8â&#x20AC;&#x201C;9 p.m. $10 donation. clairecoenen@gmail.com, www.athensfivepointsyoga.com

HELP OUT AthHalf Seeking Volunteers AthHalf is seeking volunteers for course monitoring, set up, break

down and hospitality. Proceeds benefit AthFest Educates. Oct. 20, 7:30 a.m. lbaggett22@gmail.com.

Book Donations Accepted (Oconee County Civic Center) The Oconee County Library is accepting donations of books, DVDs and CDs to be sold at their annual book sale on Sept. 12â&#x20AC;&#x201C;15. Proceeds benefit the library. suley1@sules.com, www.oconeelibraryfriends.org Common Ground LGBT Community Center (Athens, GA) Seeking individuals with a background in legal, financial, education or social work fields to serve as board members for a newly created 501c3 nonprofit. Must make a twoyear commitment, attend meetings and help raise funds. Contact Ricky Roberts at rickyrob@uga.edu Trail Guide Volunteers Needed (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Recruiting guides to assist with elementary school field trips Tuesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Friday mornings. Training on Aug. 28â&#x20AC;&#x201C;30, 9 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;12 p.m.

FREE! 706-613-3615

KIDSTUFF Babies and Beasties (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Toddlers ages 18 monthsâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;2 years and their parents are invited to discover nature with hands-on activities. Thursdays & Saturdays, 10 a.m. $12â&#x20AC;&#x201C;18. 706613-3615 Miss Future Star Fashion & Talent Competition (ACC Library) Compete for the title of Miss Future Star 2013 by singing, dancing or rocking the runway. Parents

can learn how to launch their childâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s modeling career. For ages 4â&#x20AC;&#x201C;17.

Aug. 31, $25â&#x20AC;&#x201C;75. www.jasmine johnsonedu.net/missfuturestar Tickets Drawing (ACC Library) Sign up for a free library card and enter to win four tickets to the Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta. Existing cards may enter. Deadline Aug. 21.

FREE! www.athenslibrary.org Yoga Sprouts (Thrive) Yoga Sprouts for ages 3 & up improves body awareness and self-confidence.

Massage and community style or private acupuncture available for waiting caregivers. Wednesdays, 2:15 p.m. or 3:30 p.m. $10. www.thrivespace.net

SUPPORT Alcoholics Anonymous (Athens, GA) If you want to drink, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your business. If you want to stop, we can help. 706-389-4164, www.athensaa.com Athens Mothersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Group (Athens Mothers Center) A support and social group for mothers to find out about upcoming events, community resources and more. Children welcome. Meets every Tuesday & Friday, 9:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;11:30 a.m. www.athens ga.motherscenter.org Domestic Violence Support Group (Athens, GA) Support, healing and dinner for survivors of domestic violence. Tuesdays, 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m., in Clarke County. First and Third Mondays, 6:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m., in Madison County. Childcare provided. 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771

Emotional Abuse Support Group Demeaning behavior and hateful words can be just as harmful as punches and kicks.

Childcare provided. Call for location.

Wednesdays, 6:30–8 p.m. FREE! 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-6133357, ext. 771 Emotions Anonymous (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) A 12-step program open to anyone with a desire to become well emotionally. Sundays, 4–5 p.m.

706-202-7463, www.emotions anonymous.org Life After Diagnosis (Oasis Counseling Center) A support group aimed at helping those with chronic or life-threatening diseases is now taking applicants for the next six-week session. $15/session. 706543-3522, www.oasiscounseling center.com

Women’s Empowerment Group (Oasis Counseling Center) A small therapeutic group for women to work on vulnerability, setting boundaries, assertiveness, self-care and more. Call to reserve a spot on the next eight-week session’s waiting list. $15/session. 706-543-3522, www.oasiscounselingcenter.com

ON THE STREET AthHalf Registration Open Registration continues until Oct. 18, with discounts for early registration.

Race on Oct. 20, 7:30 a.m. info@ athhalf.com, www.athhalf.com Call for Artists and Musicians (The Coffee Shop of Athens) Seeking artists for exhibits, as well as acoustic musicians to play indoors and garage bands to play in

ART AROUND TOWN AMICI (233 E. Clayton St.) Whimsical drip paintings with bright colors and narrative themes by Sophie Howell. Through August.

ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) Paintings by Mary Porter, Christine Shockley, Dortha Jacobson and others. Art quilts by Elizabeth Barton and handmade jewelry by various artists.

ARKIVE. ART & FRAME (160-2C Tracy St.) “Dealt & Framed” presents ATHICARDS, a deck of playing cards designed by local artists. Through August.

ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (1011B Industrial Blvd., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass.

ARTINI’S ART LOUNGE (296 W. Broad St.) “Virtual Landscapes,” by Brian Macbeth, are iridescent paintings influenced by cosplay, street art and graphics imaging.

ATHENS ACADEMY (1281 Spartan Lane) Jewelry and larger metal pieces created by the Athens Metal Arts Guild. Reception Sept. 27. Currently on display through Oct. 11.

ATHENS FORD (4260 Atlanta Hwy., Bogart) Colorful paintings by June Ball, Christine Bush Roman and Jim StipeMaas.

ATHENS INSTITUTE FOR CONTEMPORARY ART (ATHICA) (160 Tracy St.) “ATHICA Emerges 6” features works by Andy Giannakakis, Susan Hable, Manda McKay, Eric Simmons, Spirit Cat (Ciara and JT Bringardner), Aja Steele and Tinker Lab Collective.

Through Aug. 25.

THE BRANDED BUTCHER (225 N. Lumpkin St.) Paintings and drawings by Sanithna Phansavanh.

BROAD STREET COFFEE (1660 W. Broad St.) Photography by Jeremy Ayers. Through August.

CIRCLE GALLERY (285 S. Jackson St.) “Breaking Dormancy: The Sapelo Island Greenhouse Show” features works by Karekin Goekjian, Caroline Montague, Sue Goldstein and Ginger Goekjian. Through Sept.

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COFFEE SHOP OF ATHENS (2950 Atlanta Hwy.) “Grayscale” includes black and white oil paintings by Chrissy Clouse and works by multiple other artists.

Through Sept. 27.

THE CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) “Here & There” includes photography by Thom Houser, Michael Marshall, Jim Fiscus and Chris Bilheimer, Rinne Allen, Michael Lachowski and Michael Oliveri.

• “Inhabit” features paintings by Jennifer Hartley, Hooper Turner, Claire Dunphy and Art Rosenbaum.

Through Aug. 26.

EARTH FARE (1689 S. Lumpkin St.) Nature watercolor paintings by Donna England. Through August.

FARMINGTON DEPOT GALLERY (1011 Salem Rd., Farmington) Owned and staffed by 14 artists, the gallery exhibits paintings, sculpture, folk art, ceramics and fine furniture. Permanent collection artists include Cheri Wranosky, John Weber, Suzanna Antonez-Edens, Diane Perry and more.

5 POINTS ACUPUNCTURE (2027 S. Milledge Ave.) Colorful oil paintings by Mark Hodges. Through August.

FLASHBACK GAMES (162 W. Clayton St.) An exhibit of over 40 video game inspired works by local artists.

FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) New paintings by Matt Blanks. Through August.

GALLERY@HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) In the GlassCube, a site specific installation called

the garage. 706-542-8990, shedancesbarefoot@gmail.com Call for Musicians (Town Park, Madison) The Cotton South Fine Arts Festival is seeking classical, bluegrass, folk and acoustic acts.

Sept. 28 & 29th. 706-296-7066, sara@vivid-event.com Call for Submissions (Athens, GA) The Stray Dog Almanac, an local literary magazine, seeks unpublished prose, poetry and artwork for its second volume. Deadline Sept. 1. straydogalmanac@gmail.com, www.straydogalmanac.com Moonlight Gypsy Market (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Seeking strange, erotic, macabre, dark and odd crafters, artists and junk dealers for an event on Sept. 21. Deadline Aug. 31. $30. moonlightgypsy market@gmail.com, www.facebook. com/moonlightgypsymarket f

“Contrition” by Thom Houser.

GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “Pick of the Kiln: The Work of Michael Simon.” Reception Aug. 25. Through Sept. 8. • “Fashion Independent: The Original Style of Ann Bonfoey Taylor.” Through Sept. 15.

THE GRIT (199 Prince Ave.) Paper works by Double Dutch Design. Through August.

HEIRLOOM CAFE AND FRESH MARKET (815 N. Chase St.) Watercolor and plein air paintings by Susie Burch. Through August.

HENDERSHOT’S COFFEE BAR (237 Prince Ave.) “Words” features works by Charley Seagraves.

Through September.

JITTERY JOE’S DOWNTOWN (297 E. Broad St.) Video game drawings and paintings by Noah McCarthy. • Acrylic portraits by Lea Purvis.

JITTERY JOE’S FIVE POINTS (1230 S. Milledge Ave.) Silkworks by René Shoemaker. Through August.

JUST PHO (1063 Baxter St.) Animal paintings by Leslie Moody. Through August.

KRIMSON KAFE (40 Greensboro Hwy., Watkinsville) Paintings on recycled wood, fabric bird wallets and jewelry holders by Stacey Gay. Through August.

LAMAR DODD SCHOOL OF ART (270 River Rd.) A group faculty exhibition. Through Sept. 16.

LAST RESORT GRILL (174 Clayton St.) Paintings by Ainhoa Bilbao Canup. Through August.

LOFT GALLERY AT CHOPS & HOPS (2 S. Main St., Watkinsville) Colorful abstract oil and acrylic paintings by Maria Nissan.

LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) “BIG” includes large scale works in printmaking, sculpture and mixed media by Duane Paxson, Scott Stephens, Judy Majoe-Girardin and Briana Palmer.

Through Sept. 27. • An exhibition of recent jewelry and metal works by artists of the Athens Metal Arts Guild. Through Oct. 12. • A collection of one-ofa-kind archival pigment print images created using digital media by musician Richie Havens. Through Oct. 26. • “Period Decorative Arts Collection (1840– 1890)” includes artifacts related to the historic house.

OCONEE COUNTY LIBRARY (1080 Experiment Station Rd.) UGA-themed paintings by Jim Hamilton.

Through August.

SEWCIAL STUDIO (160 Tracy St.) Hand-dyed art quilts by Anita Heady and rust and over-dyed fabric on canvas by Bill Heady.

STATE BOTANICAL GARDEN OF GEORGIA (2450 Milledge Ave.) “2Hot!,” inspired by the summer months of Georgia, features oil paintings by Joan Terrell and Patricia Fabian. Through Aug. 25.

STEFFEN THOMAS MUSEUM OF ART (4200 Bethany Rd., Buckhead) “Oscillations: An Exhibition of Abstract Works” by painters Liselott Johnsson, Erin McIntosh and Diane Wiencke. Through Nov. 16.

SURGERY CENTER OF ATHENS (2142 W. Broad St.) Photography by Sally Ross. Through August.

TECH STOP COMPUTERS (390 Atlanta Hwy.) Abstract expressionist acrylic paintings by Frances Jemini. Through September.

TOWN 220 (220 W. Washington St., Madison) “Art Marks” features paintings and drawings by husband and wife duo Art Rosenbaum and Margo Newmark Rosenbaum. Through Nov. 3.

VISIONARY GROWTH GALLERY (2400 Booger Hill Rd., Daniesville) “Creative Maladjustment” is a collective show featuring some of the hundreds of artists whose work has been acquired by the gallery over the past two decades.

WHITE TIGER (217 Hiawassee Ave.) Artwork by Cap Man. Through August.

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2BR/2BA & 3BR/2BA duplexes off HWY 441. Pet friendly! Dep. only $250. Rent from $650$750/mo. (706) 548-2522.

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140 Janice Dr. 3BR/1.5BA. CHAC, HWflrs., fenced yd., pets OK, no pet fees! Other homes avail. $795/mo. (706) 372-6813.

2 & 3BR houses pre-leasing for fall. Close to campus & Dwntn.

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5 Pts. off Baxter St. 4BR/2BA, $1200/mo. Call McWaters Realty, (706) 353-2700, (706) 540-1529.

5BR/1BA house w/ 3BR/2BA trailer on same lot. 353 Oak St. Walk to UGA. Historic house, 12â&#x20AC;&#x2122; ceilings, CHAC, W&D, $1200/mo. Trailerhandyman to repair for rent. CHAC, W&D, artist cottage in back. $525/mo.

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Townhouse for rent. 2BR/1.5BA. Fenced yard. W/D. Next to Lyndon House Art Center. $750/mo., $750 sec. dep. 1 year lease. (404) 754-6179.

Parking & Storage Football parking S. Thomas St. between UGA NO3 & Thomas St. Art Complex. $400/season.

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Rooms for Rent Dashiell Cottages, Inc. Move-in for $75/wk.! (706) 850-0491. Private entrance, all amenities, WiFi, long distance.

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Baldwin Acrosonic. $800. (706) 705-1514.

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“What’s up, hipster?” Alex greeted Casey between puffs on a giant cigar. He was five-foot-four, rail-thin and asthmatic, with severe allergies and a goofy, ferrety-looking face, and had finished his first year of law school near the bottom of his class, yet he was one of the most arrogant people Casey had ever met. It hadn’t taken him long to figure it out—Alex was rich.

Interestingly, Casey had not guessed that about his friend, Alex’s brother. “Get a job yet?”

“No,” Casey said with a scowl. Alex’s friends gaped at him.

“I don’t know why anyone would move to a shitty place like Athens if they didn’t have to,” Alex mused as Casey headed down the hall to his room. “He came here from Chicago!” he said incredulously.

riving to Georgia on his own in August, after three seemingly interminable months of working construction in his hometown, was surreal. Casey had never traveled that far on his own before, though he’d taken road trips with friends, and he hadn’t been to the South at all. It made him feel like a real adult in a way that even graduating from college hadn’t. He slept in cheap hotels and listened to music and thought about all the things he was going to do in his new life. He ordered whiskey at bars and had long conversations with strange characters, which he wrote down in his notebook before going to sleep. He came in on 316 late at night, with Atlas Sound on the car stereo and the windows Casey’s bedroom, a tall guy with huge calves wearing open to let in the light, rainy breeze and the scent of the a lavender button-down and a UGA visor was browsing pines. The deserted downtown streets shimmered before his through the bookcase Casey had recently bought off Craigslist, reading the back of White Noise and scratching his nose. Casey tired eyes, and he was filled with a wild happiness.

But three weeks into the had never seen him before in adventure, things weren’t his life, though he seemed comBeer cans and Chick-Fil-A wrappers pletely at home among Casey’s looking as bright as they had in his summer dreams, even things. covered the coffee table. Great though the city was as cool as “This any good?” the guy everyone had said it would be. asked in a friendly tone. smears of mud and spilled drinks Despite having worked almost “Yeah. It’s one of my favorstreaked the white carpet like a continuously since he was 14, ite books,” Casey said, thrown he couldn’t find a job, even off guard. He was sure he’d Jackson Pollock painting. a crappy one, for anything. closed his door when he went Genevieve was in New York City out that morning. most of that time visiting friends, and his new roommate, the “Cool records. You get the player online, or what?” older brother of a college friend, seemed completely shady.

“Online.”

Through the fourth-story window, Casey saw girls splashing As he stumbled through the thick August air down the hill in the pool as the sun set and the lights of downtown began to the 909 Broad apartments that Friday after another afterto glow above the trees. Want to do a line of coke before we noon in the coffee shop spent filling out degrading personality tests on the websites of retail chains, he wondered if he should leave? he heard Alex say from the other room. His spirits suddenly felt very low. have just gone to “You coming out University of Colorado with us tonight?” for grad school after all.

Casey’s unwanted guest The things I do for asked cheerfully as he love… he thought replaced the book on and smirked a little. the shelf and picked up He was determined to The Amazing Adventures play things cool with of Kavalier and Clay.

Genevieve after all the “I don’t know. I false starts they’d had might have plans. in college, but there Where are you going?” had been some good “Same as usual. signs, and he wasn’t Probably Magnolia’s or sorry he’d come. If Allgood.” nothing else, life was On one hand, exciting.

Casey wasn’t sure if he What are you up to wanted to go anywhere after work? he texted with these guys, or if her. he should really go out Seconds later, crossat all, given that he ing the entrance to his hadn’t found a job yet building’s garage, he and was paying $650 a was nearly mown down month in rent. On the by a Lexus SUV filled other hand, he didn’t with beautiful blond want to spend a Friday girls whipping out onto night alone in his room Broad Street. feeling depressed if he approached the apartment, his heart still poundGenevieve was busy or didn’t text him back. ing, he heard voices. Loud, braying voices with thick Casey’s phone vibrated then, and his heart jumped. It was a Southern accents, punctuated with a lot of dudes and sicks. message from Genevieve.

Alex Hibbert’s high cackling laugh floated above them in I get off at 10 probably going out with some friends if you intervals, replacing Casey’s romantic fantasies with dread and want to meet up, it said. loathing. The only thing worse than his roommate was his “Okay, I guess I will,” Casey said, feeling revived. roommate’s friends.

“Sweet,” his new friend said absently. “Hey, is this Led He opened the unlocked door and found Alex and five Zeppelin?” other guys with matching side-parted haircuts and loafers and tucked-in pastel polo shirts lounging on the leather sofas in C.J. Bartunek the trashed living room in front of Alex’s huge flat-screen TV, which was playing some moronic MTV teen reality show. One of Miss out on a chapter of our fictional series? Catch up at flagpole.com.

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