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BAKER

Jane Ho

Favourite Memory?

Year 11 Boarding -

When we ordered takeaway together and had it in our rooms and talked until midnight. Studying all together for our GCSEs in the Common Room.

If your time at school was a film or TV show, which would it be?

Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging.

If you could relive one year at school, which one would it be and why?

Year 11. The best year with the best people! Happiest time in Boarding.

Favourite school quote?

“Just keep Rawling.”

Imogen Jones

Favourite Memory?

Singing ‘Shine Jesus Shine’.

If your time at school was a film or TV show, which would it be?

Pretty Little Liars.

If you could relive one year at school, which one would it be and why?

Year 10 - we missed most of it because of Covid #lockdown.

Favourite school quote?

“I wish it was you instead of takeoff”.

BAKER

Scott Brant 13.4

PROFILE

LAYOUT 2

PREFECTURAL ROLE:

Infant and Junior School Liaison Prefect

DREAM FUTURE: Rich and famous.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER YEAR 13? Gap year.

BEST MEMORY: First day back Year 11.

WORST MEMORY:

Defecating myself in Year 3 and Miss Bagnal (now Taylor) or something had to get me new clothes.

FUNNY MEMORY:

Pires Devoil tried to kiss me as a joke on the bus and I upper cut him and he started to bleed.

FAVOURITE BOOK, MOVIE, SHOW ETC: Star wars V. Does not represent 6th form I just like it.

FAVOURITE TEACHER: Mr Woods.

QUOTE:

“I am a proud non-reader of books” - Kanye West 2009.

Lucy Brigshaw 13.1

PREFECTURAL ROLE: Environment & Sustainability Prefect

DREAM FUTURE:

Being able to travel and work and the same time. WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER YEAR 13? Engineering at Uni.

BEST MEMORY: DofE expedition.

WORST MEMORY: Gym on a Thursday afternoon.

FUNNY MEMORY: “Alpha and Omeeega” - Mr Psarros.

FAVOURITE BOOK, MOVIE, SHOW ETC: Little Women.

FAVOURITE TEACHER: Mr Hillman.

QUOTE:

I need to get stuff done, but I keep procaffeinating.

Daniel Cartwright

Quote: Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.

Favourite Sidcot Memory: Playing around with friends in the boarding house in Year 10.

Jamie Conrad

Quote: Master has given Jette an IB Diploma. Jette is freeee!

Favourite Sidcot Memory: Picnics in the gardens at weekends last summer.

Archie Craddock

Quote: Sorry, I forgot to fill the form in, this generic comment will have to suffice. “Much love to you all”

Suzie Curry

Quote: Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Favourite Sidcot Memory: Thrashing the teachers in sports hall football.

Grace Dalton

Quote: I sit there in class and I don’t know anything - Kylie Jenner

Favourite Sidcot Memory: Making the music video in Year 11.

Natalie Dean

Quote: My glow-up will be immaculate, just you wait…

Favourite Sidcot Memory: Edinburgh trip.

Clare Anderson

Barat A

Quote: Ka-chow - Lightning McQueen

Theme song: Since U been Gone - Pitch Perfect 1

Favourite memory at Woldingham: When Mr Maunder read out Evie’s tinder notification

Amanda Butt

Barat A

Quote: A lifetime in the closet means I dress well

Theme song: My Kind of Woman, Mac DeMarco

Favourite memory at Woldingham: Mrs Hanna teaching me how to braid hair after registration

Imogen Davidson

Barat A

Quote: “Hey mugwupms! Mother superior is looking for you.” The Three Stooges

Theme song: Bohemian

Rhapsody, Queen

Favourite memory at Woldingham: Getting stuck in the Eurostar on the Belgium trip

Jo Edwards

Barat A

BARAT HOUSE CAPTAIN

Quote: Another day, another slay

Theme song: Let’s stay togetherAl Green

Favourite memory at Woldingham: Freestyling a song for Mr Maunder with his media class..

Anna Fisher

Barat A

Quote: Thing 1

Theme song: Rich flex - 21 savage and Drake Favourite memory at Woldingham: Y11 history

Annie Greene

Barat A

Quote: Find me on Doris48

Theme song: Matsuri-Fuji Kaze

Favourite memory at Woldingham: Halloween dress up

Brecon

Haroon Ali

Haroon Ali would describe himself as “cool, calm and collected”. Well here are a few reasons why he isn’t. Many of you will see Haroon around the study centre, doing his work with his headphones on and sipping his water and think he’s just a chilled guy. Although this is largely true, push the right buttons and Haroon’s ability to make you question your existence is unleashed (evident in some of his 21,306 tweets). Many-a-time I have rued trying to banter with him and have been left feeling like a wasteman after he brings up some of my embarrassing tweets from months ago. A solid footballer, Haroon has progressed from the B team through to the awesome 5th XI and has been able to adapt his game following his concerning loss of pace in recent times. I’m sure I can safely say on behalf of the ‘mandem’: Getting to know Haroon over the last seven years have been a fun, albeit difficult, adventure and I’m sure we’ll keep in touch over twitter or in our ‘mandem’ chats over whatsapp. I look forward to seeing you again and seeing what ‘lucky’ girl will undertake the challenge of marrying this guy! (Lolu)

LAYOUT 5

Heer Hassan

What first comes to mind when you hear the name Heer is the fact that they sound the same, but aside from that you could say that Heer isn’t the perfect student. His personal quirks tend to annoy most such as the need to be the centre of the universe, the verbal diarrhoea constantly leaking or the strange seal impression he does when he laughs however some never cease to amaze. His undying loyalty to a subway and his ability to manipulate Nikul into doing his bidding are just a few. All that aside he has managed to prove his doubters wrong by absolutely annihilating his exams and getting strings of 100s on his reports. His status as a ‘friend’ has always been a bit of a grey area with some people, however once you get to know him he can be the friend that you’ve always needed. He has an ambition to study medicine however faints at the first sign of blood and and you wouldn’t trust him with a butter knife let alone a scalpel. But you still get the sense that he will still be a brilliant doctor.(Trishan Sharma)

look at it, Tahmid has been an integral part of the class of 2013. The source of many a conversation and bouts of laughter, he symbolises that wild jester which a school experience desperately needs during stressful periods. No doubt, the chronicles of “Kettle” and “MLK The King” shall go down in folklore, along with so many other stories which have come about over the years. But at the end of the day, the enigmatic entertainer must be admired for approaching his school life at an alternative angle (subtle) to most of us. Whilst many have preferred to keep their heads down, Tahmid has always been willing to jump up and say “this is who I am, take it or leave it”. And so it goes without saying, that in fifty years time in the depths of despair, we shall all remember that kid whose head was a bit square (request officially unanswered).

Richard Millard

We’ve known Richard for 7 years now, enough time to get to know him and to become good friends. Richard has found out that being a nice guy does not always work out so well at an all-boys school. Doing Further Maths for fun, choosing a subject that includes a ridiculous amount of maths and an unfortunate comment on his manhood have been central to the banter, which makes his only counter to punch (quite hard, to be fair). However, being nice does give Richard a distinct advantage with the opposite sex - not that he is using that advantage very well so far! A poor choice in (an already taken) girl was always going to be a mountain to climb and he has unfortunately not been able to conquer the unreasonable quest as of yet. Richard has a large group of friends outside of our (really cool) RAF group and a solid university offer for a proper subject. So, being nice may be paying off now. Richard has always been a good sport, a top lad and fun to be around. I wish him luck, although, I’m sure he doesn’t need it! (Craig Threadgold and Stefan Phillips)

Tahmid
rst name. The

Brecon

Abid Rahman

From the moment he entered the school in the sixth form he’s made a lasting impression. His constant tiring and frankly idiotic number of questions in class is a memory of anyone who is unfortunate enough to share a class with him. He’s unorganised, messy, he walks into doors, has yet to master the act of shaving and is quite frankly dopey, but I guess that’s just Abid. Abid is also is rather vain and is often found touching and tensing his own muscles, yes we understand you go gym but you’re not a big guy and your attempts in trying to attract the opposite sex have failed miserably. This scruffily dressed, lanky kid uncannily resembles the looks and personality of the dinosaur ‘Rex’ from the film Toy Story. Negative’s aside, Abid’s personality shines through as a down to earth kind of guy and we wish him the best of luck in becoming an accountant and working tiring long hours in a city bank. (Krishan Kanani and Heer Shah)

Leon Stratford

Starting his school career as the Milkybar Kid, Leon has always had a childish side to him, never failing to maintain the mentality of a seven-year-old. This still hasn’t got him the “cutie hipster girlfriend” he promised he’d have. We’ll remember the time Leon struggled to find his way into a party. He eventually got in, only to be jumped on by a girl and seemingly (or so he claims) have no control over her pinning him to the chair for the night. He’ll never be that innocent Milkybar Kid again. Leon earnt the nickname Meg, which linked in nicely with the traits he shared with Meg Griffin: beautiful, strong and interesting. Yeah... He’s an excellent musician, proven by his attainment of grade 8 Clarinet... Though he got a hell of a lot of practice. Leon is an awesome person to be around - even on DofE he was the happy one. We wish you the best, and hope you end up at Manchester where you belong! (Matt and Jason)

Raheem Vernege

Raheem has always been a relaxed, confident and easy going guy that is always fun to have around. One of the best things about him is that you can tell exactly what he is thinking because he seems to have been gifted with an endless supply of facial expressions – enough to put a smile on anyone’s face. At school, Raheem is an academic beast; Chemistry, Maths, DT you name it, nothing can make him falter. In sport, Raheem has had his fair share of embarrassing moments on the school Astros from scoring spectacular own goals to hilarious stacks. Raheem has also done a range of activities outside out the classroom. He is a brown belt at Karate, a popular figure at Beavers Scouts and has also participated in DofE where he’s known for climbing mountains in the places including the Peak District, North Downs and Snowdonia dressed as Ash from Pokémon (Luke Zhu is his Pikachu). Rah as he is affectionately known by some, has also been a dedicated volunteer at care homes and has an unrivalled passion for board games. Raheem has been an exceptional friend to many and will be a great doctor! (Luke, Zeyang and Will)

Kai Ward

Kai is an opinionated and passionate member of Wilson’s who is proud of his strong opinions over certain issues. The passion often manifests itself in extreme keenness especially with regards to Geography and RAF, both of which consume his life. However, being a KEENO has clearly worked as it has resulted in a terrific Cambridge offer and a flying scholarship to South Korea. Whilst he is good at such activities he also fails in other regards; his biggest worry is not being socially acceptable when attending university. He is beginning to address such issue, for example in Tanzania we undertook a massive project to “reduce obesity levels” which resulted in us both reaching the top of Mt Kilimanjaro. Always full of exceptional banter, Kai is a funny guy with a large group of friends and so despite his worries about being socially inadequate, he can consider himself one of the lads!

(Adam Drew)

Audley House

Beth Aitken

Subjects: Biology, Chemistry, Sociology.

Post-18/ Future aspirations: Be a Range Rover mom.

Quote: “Booyakasha” - Ali G.

Testimonial: Jatt jagas forever.

Grace Bennett

Subjects: Computer Science, English and Maths.

Post-18/ Future aspirations: Make loads and loads and loads of money.

Quote: Never tell me the odds - Han Solo, A New Hope.

Testimonial: Grace is my go to person to lean on. She’ll always provide the most support, no matter how much stress she’s under (which is a lot). For a person considerably lacking in height, she makes up for her smallness with her scrappy nature. I think what she’s got is something slightly resembling, gumption - Beth Cartwright.

Katie Bentley

History, Psychology & Sociology.

LAYOUT 6

Post-18/ Future aspirations: Quote:

Investments, and a stable career :)

Testimonial: Sha-keara. PROFILE

I do not fear the unknown. I will meet my new challenges head-on, and I will succeed, and I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. – Dwight Schrute, The Office. my favourite ginger The kindest, coolest girly EVER Good luck Sha-katie from Sha-keara.

Lucy Boston

Subjects: Biology, Chemistry, Spanish.

Post-18/ Future aspirations: To have a long, successful and happy career, improving the lives of others. Quote: Hasta la vista baby!

Testimonial: 7 years of Lucy Bossons and it still hasn’t been nearly long enough. Here’s to many more years of sleepovers, Tesco trips, movie nights and expensive taxi rides to Rosie’s. Can’t wait to travel the world with you, first stop Rhodes!! Love you millions, Emma Taking care of Lucy on a night out is one of the many necessary things to make sure she makes it out alive, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. If you ever need someone to save you from drowning, Lucy’s your gal, if the huge bag she brings to school for lifeguarding with her less than fresh trainers in doesn’t clue you in. LOVE YOU BABES - Liz.

Audley House

Alysha Castle

Subjects: Psychology, Sociology, Religious Studies.

Post-18/ Future aspirations: To be rich and happy ofc!!

Quote: couldn’t change him or my predicted grades.

Testimonial: Alysha, we are totally unapologetic for constantly disturbing you during frees – but we know you secretly loved it. Life would be so dull without you; we will miss seeing you every day. We know that you’ll be successful in whatever you do, and you’ll find the happiness you deserve. We love you more than Saka ever could tbh. Shaan, Eshaal, Laibah <3.

Emily Crowther

Subjects: Geography, Biology and Sociology.

Post-18/ Future aspirations: University to study Environmental Science.

Quote: Everything we’ve done, we’ve done together, we got here together and we’re still here - Rick Grimes.

Testimonial: If you’re not there on time she’s leaving without you.

Melissa Davies

Subjects: Maths Biology Chemistry.

Post-18/ Future aspirations: Be a med babe.

Quote: Take me back to 11/06/22.

Testimonial: She gave someone her charger and was too nice to ask for it back... she still doesn’t have it.

Sam Easter

Subjects: Biology, Chemistry, Latin.

Post-18/ Future aspirations: University to study medicine.

Quote: “been so long and now we’re finally free”- Julie Molina.

Testimonial: Thank you for always being there to share the pain, tears and trauma of A Level Latin!! - Lucy Hope to one day be calling you Dr Dugh - from Dr Moore you’re lucky i like you even though you bully me xx - Jiya Forever thankful I decided to abandon you to the pain of A Level Latin xxx - Lexie.

Date of Birth: 06/07/1993

What will you miss the least:

Canteen duty, Mrs Adams S6 lectures and being cold.

Favourite teacher:

Mr Dalziel because I loved the nagging about my phone and Mr Anderson ;)

Favourite moment: World Studies- hahahaha! Talk about prom, residential moments and senior dance.

Future aims:

Win the lottery. Get a job. Live life to the full.

Date of Birth: 29/07/1993

You in 5 words: Angry, twitchy, calm, musical, angry.

Favourite teacher: Charlie Robertson

Favourite moment: The Residential.

Date of Birth: 10/07/1993

What will you miss most: Pasta Roma! Thursday meetings with the head team.

Favourite teacher: My Mummy!

Favourite moment: Winning Young Enterprise Finals.

Most embarrassing moment: Head butting the printer during Bus man… Oops!

Date of Birth: 06/07/1993

What will you miss the least: NABs and homework. Having to get up at 7am every morning.

Favourite moment: Ending up in the panto the day it was to be performed! Being head of a committee.

Most embarrassing moment: Standing up in front of the whole of S6 in world studies and having to talk.

Future aims: Move to America, be Alan Sugar’s next apprentice, have a fleet of white Range Rovers, be a multi-millionaire by the time I’m 30.

Caroline Body
Tony Bridge
Sue Davies
Katie Crouch

Gemma Driskill

Date of Birth: 30/05/1993

Favourite moment:

Any General Committee Meeting! Higher Modern Studies, Hannah Peace pole dancing, Yetholm bus! Ski trip - getting back at 4am... croissant? When Kelly kicked James in the face! DJ Hixxy and other chav beats!

Favourite S6 quote:

Dead Hamster; Malaysian Mudhuts; mmm yes I like that...; Jenny pull us a pint?; That’s not a pudding. Frankie, Molly, Una, Vannesa, Rochelle.

Most embarrassing moment: Attempting to do the leg waxing speech, getting locked in the changing rooms for a period.

Future aims: Own a bar then expand so that it is a multi national franchise. :)

Luke Greening

Date of Birth: 02/01/1994

What will you miss most: Chinese Thursdays, World Studies, Free Periods, the Bants in general, long Holidays!

Favourite moment:

Residential, Christmas Social, Prom.

Favourite S6 quote: No I just Sharted; Do you know the bandit?

Future aims: Manage Middlesbrough FC. World Domination.

Ewan Harrison Jessica Jackson

Date of Birth: 24/06/1993

What will you miss most: Fights up the back of the canteen.

What will you miss the least: Getting up early for reggie, although I normally missed it anyway.

Favourite teacher: Mr Anderson, but not for the same reason as the girls.

Favourite moment:

Not filling in the Yearbook profile in time, so it had to be made up.

Most embarrassing moment: Passing out at parties.

Date of Birth: 11/10/1993

What will you miss most: S6 parties, hilarity of world studies, lazing about in the canteen, Monday morning chat, feeling cool when we go to McDonalds for lunch on a Thursday free periods.

Favourite teacher: Probably should say my mum, Mrs Cuthers, but Mr Anderson wins! ;) haha naa in all honesty Mrs Changleng.

Favourite S6 quote: Cheeky Cheeky; LOLZA; Mind that time... Most embarrassing moment: Being mistaken for a third year by Miss Curran :(

Emily Ashton

Year Joined: 2018

Dream Job: Masseuse.

What Iwillmiss the most: Lunchtimes with friends and Daveron.

FinalWords: One of the five survivors.

AbiBritton

Year Joined:

2018

Dream Job: A Writer maybe?

What Iwillmiss the most:

Definitely the chocolate cookies and marble cake because those are delish.

FinalWords:

I have a week to do this, that’s plenty of time *does it the night before*.

Charlotte Daniels

PROFILE

Job: Graphic Designer. What Iwillmiss most: The cookies and katsu waffle fries.

Scarlett Edgar

Year Joined:

2018

Dream Job: Doctor.

What Iwillmiss the most: Lunch times.

FinalWords:

The longest 5 Years of my life.

Francesca Grove

Year Joined: 2018

Dream Job: Surgeon.

What Iwillmiss the most: My friends and the memories I have made.

FinalWords: Goodbye.

AbiHarris

Year Joined: 2018

Dream Job: Forensic Psychologist.

What Iwillmiss the most:

All the friends and memories I have made.

FinalWords: Bye.

Scarlett King

Year Joined: 2018

Dream Job: Forensic Psychologist.

What Iwillmiss the most: All the friends and memories I have made.

FinalWords: Bye.

Elena Matthews

Year Joined: 2018

Dream Job: Artist.

What Iwillmiss the most: Friends and waffle fries.

FinalWords: Bye and good luck!!!

Kimberley Dickson

In ten years I will be a social worker and stay at lapland one day. My favourite memory was Aimee falling on the ice. I wish I could tell my younger self to stop being a baby, and my future self, “live, laugh, love.”

“slay”

Natasha Donnelly

No idea where I will be in 10 years but 1st on my bucket list is to visit New York at Christmas. My favourite memory is mental health class, iconic, and remembered for my cool socks :)

“Backstabber, I hope I can still dance.”

Hayden Douglas

In 10 years’ time I hope I’m abroad somewhere and have completed the number one thing on my bucket list, to Skydive. One of my favourite memories of school was in S3 English with Callum Stevenson, “Stop it, just stop it.”

“Cardi”

Katie Hughes

In 10 years I will be working my dream job, helping people like me. My favourite memories are gossiping in drama. Live your best life and cherish the people you love.

“friends are the family you choose, sometimes the only family you need.”

Levi Joseph

In 10 years’ time I will still be in Bellshill. One of my favourite things was “malicious attacks on the green toilets” over the tannoy. I wish I could say to my older self “do you actually have a job yet?”

“Literally”

Jessica Kelly

In ten years’ time I will be married to Dom. I will always remember Jessica breaking her knee doing the Cha Cha slide. “We’ve got a pal called Skiffle”

Nathan Lavery

Number 1 thing on my bucket list is to get rich. My favourite memory is Marc Rodden decking it and I want to be remembered for being sound.

“Viewpark”

Anya Lunny

In 10 years’ time I will be working for Pixar and have seen the northern lights. I will always remember when a teacher said to me that “the earth without art is just, eh”.

“It’s not flying, it’s just falling with style” - Buzz Lightyear

Antonia MacDonald

In 10 years’ time I will be 28! I will remember laughing at lunch and be remembered for talking to much. To my future self - “I hope you have achieved everything you want to”.

“Thanks to the teachers that taught me nothing. Cya Cardi”

Mhairi McCall

In 10 years I will be travelling. My favourite memory was music with Carmen and Eve. I wish I could tell my younger self to study regularly but high school isn’t the be all and end all.

“bet I’m on a chicken batch after this”

Beth Aitken 11NBU

Comment:

Goodbye and good luck.

Most likely to: Retake maths.

Stevie Band 11NBU

Comment: Dog ate my funny quote.

Where I want to be in 10 years: Avoiding the 10 year reunion .

Harry Ashton 11ERA

Comment: I'm finally free! x Where I want to be in 10 years: Painter.

Most likely to: Become an artist.

Most likely to: Win a gold medal at swimming.

Steven Bishop 11KHA

Comment:

When you let something go, it frees up a little space!

Where I want to be in 10 years: On a beach in Greece.

Tony Bridge 11NBU

Comment:

Goodbye and good luck.

Where I want to be in 10 years: In an above average stable job.

Most likely to: Travel the world.

Most likely to: Become an Ed Sheeran lookalike.

Julian Cannon 11ERA

Comment:

Goodbye and good luck. Where I want to be in 10 years: 6 feet.

Most likely to: Discover a new element.

Sue Davies 11NBU

Comment:

I don't remember making that alzheimer's joke.

Where I want to be in 10 years: Probably flying a plane or something.

Most likely to: Become Prime Minister.

Jemma Driscoll 11CPO

Comment:

I look like I'm fresh out of primary.

Where I want to be in 10 years: Criminal Psychologist.

Most likely to: Get ID'd at 30.

Luke Greening 11NBU

Comment: 'The man who goes to the gym every single day regardless of how he feels will always beat the man who goes to the gym when he feels like going to the gym.'

Most likely to: Be a musician.

Jack Devey 11CPO

Comment: Live Laugh Love. xx

Where I want to be in 10 years: Travelling.

Most likely to: Bail a friend out of jail.

Chris Farley 11ECO

Comment: Mrs Trev.>

Where I want to be in 10 years: Out of Med School.

Most likely to: Win an Olympic medal.

Where I want to be in 10 years: Running a music business.

Jessica Jackson 11NBU

Comment: Physically I'm fine, emotionally I'm bruised. Where I want to be in 10 years: Journalist for Vogue or a fashion magazine.

Most likely to: Headline DJ at Glastonbury.

THIS IS FORM 11A

Danny Aitken

- 6 L 1

Quote: If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Favourite song: Dynamite - Taio Cruz

Podcast Guest: Paul Riley

Ruby Anderson - 6 L 1

Quote: Do you really wanna go first two Imogen?

Favourite song: ALICE COOPERS POOL HOUSE - hot milk

Podcast Guest: Mac Miller

Claire Arthur - 6 L 1

Quote: It’s lights out and away I go!!

Favourite song: Video Games - Lana Del Rey

Podcast Guest: Max Verstappen

Calum Baird - 6 L 1

Quote: I’m never going to change, never ever.

Favourite song: Erika - Major Hans Friess

Podcast Guest: Gengus Kahn

Libbi Davidson - 6 L 1

Quote: Alexa play HEATED by beyonce

Favourite song: HEATED - beyonce

Podcast Guest: BEYONCE

Euan Fraser - 6 L 1

Quote: Everything is Awesome

Favourite song: Everything is Awesome - Jo Li

Podcast Guest: Britney Spears

THIS IS FORM 11A

Elen Guthrie

- 6 L 1

Quote: Keep it lemon haha

Favourite song: A&W - Lana Del Rey

Podcast Guest: Tupac

Seb Lally

- 6 L 1

Quote: "Walk like the way that you are the king or walk the way that I don’t care who is king"

Favourite song: Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

Podcast Guest: Britney Spears

Craig McCallum

- 6 L 1

Quote: I just love ma pals

Favourite song: Alright - Kendrick

Lamar

Podcast Guest: Ricky Gervais

Ivy McDonald

- 6 L 1

Quote: “But I’m a hillbilly wizard. We don’t think inside the box, we play a banjo on top of it.” - Huckleberry, mountain monsters S4 Ep 1

Favourite song: Stop Dead - Studio Demo, The Cure

Podcast Guest: Dave Grohl

Katy Orr

- 6 L 1

Quote: Don’t Stop Believing

Favourite song: We Are the Champions - Queen

Podcast Guest: Max Verstappen

Danny Risk

- 6 L 1

Quote: Completed it mate

Favourite song: Only 15 - Lugzy

Podcast Guest: Andy Still

Stevie Cottle

Subjects: Drama, English Literature, Music.

Favourite Memory: Stratford-upon-Avon Trip.

Miss Most: Fiona.

Final Words: Goodnight, my unconventional conventionists.

Katie Dalton

Subjects: Maths, History, Biology.

Favourite Memory: Wales Trip.

Miss Most: Summer on the field.

Final Words: See yaa!

Suzie Davies

Subjects: Economics, Maths, Computer Science.

Favourite Memory: I can’t choose.

Miss Most: Fiona and the Café.

Final Words: 0/10 experience don't recommend.

Jessica Harrison

LAYOUT 12

Subjects: Spanish, Sociology, Design Technology.

Miss Most:

Final Words: PROFILE

Favourite Memory: Playing Frog or Rat. Fiona's Sweet Treats. "Slive your best life" - Paris Hilton.

Jo Hettige

Subjects: Psychology, English Literature, Religious Studies.

Favourite Memory: Wales Trip.

Miss Most: Seeing my friends everyday.

Final Words: Good luck!! X

Phoebe Jones

Subjects: Sociology, Media. Politics.

Favourite Memory: In Year 8, we caught a teacher sleepwalking on the Wales Trip one night so we decided to baracade the room and scream for help.

Miss Most: Visiting Fiona every day for a coffee.

Final Words: Thanks for all the laughs!

Thea Lancaster

Subjects: Politics, Sociology, Geography.

Favourite Memory: In Year 9,lunchtime, we were standing on the tables singing to Kelly Clarkson 'Since you been gone'. Let's just say we got a bit excited and a few ceiling panels broke!

Miss Most: Fiona's daily coffees.

Final Words: Good Luck Everyone!

Florence Mantell

Subjects: Psychology, Art, English Language.

Favourite Memory: Piggy in the middle with Mr Russell.

Miss Most: Seeing my friends everyday.

Final Words: Go with the Flo!

Kate Marks

Subjects: Psychology, Biology, Economics.

Favourite Memory: Miss Holme sleep walking on the Wales Trip in Year 8.

Miss Most: Meat free Monday.

Final Words: ‘I’m not Natalie.’

Angela Morris

Subjects: Chemistry, Biology, Psychology.

Favourite Memory: The Wales Trip.

Miss Most: Seeing Fiona in the Café.

Final Words: I <3 Dave.

Amy Newcombe

Subjects: Geography, Psychology, Biology.

Favourite Memory: Summer of Year 12.

Miss Most: The ham and cheese baguettes.

Final Words: I should've stayed at Beacon.

Charlotte Riley

Subjects: Psychology, PE, English Literature.

Favourite Memory: I loved all of the days the whole year spent together, Christmas lunch and Sports Day.

Miss Most: The relationships with the Teachers, whole year bench ball, my friends, form time!

Final Words: Funniest people ever, will miss you all!

BLUBERY

How time has flown Blubery Year 13! Some of you have been here since Year 9 but many of you joining us just last year. What a fantastic group you’ve been and excellent role models for the rest of the house. As I’ve said many times, you certainly take the prize for being the quietest Year 13 I’ve had in Blubery! There are some great memories you have left us with including Keziah’s impression of Hattie the dog at Christmas and the ‘interesting’ awards at the Blubery Dinner – I still have to live with Jason’s ego on that one! You are a wonderful and kind group of girls and I look forward to hearing the amazing things you will be getting up to in the years to come.

Mrs Pack

Ebony Alcock

In 10 Years? Doing something that makes me happy but also makes me a lot of money.

Quote: School’s finished. “You’re overwhelmed. Freeze was underwhelmed. Why isn’t everyone just whelmed?” - Robin, Young Justice

Sammy Beddoe

In 10 Years? Where do I see myself in 10 years? In the mirror.

Quote: “People of patience have beautiful endings.”

Helen Chambers

About Me: Some may call her emotionally unstable, close friends would say caring. Her taste in men is similar to her hairerratic. Only at Cranbrook for 2 years but still dresses like she owns the place. In 10 Years? Driving a Range Rover round Chiswick with a husband she despises and two kids called Barnaby and Mozzarella

Quote: “I got it from a Charity Shop”

Celestine Chan

About Me: Was she having a conversation with a cat? Complaining about getting a mark off in the test? The one playing piano flawlessly? Yeah that was Celestine, the perfect steretypical Asian girl your mum compares you to.

Fondest Memory: Being the most proneto-accident human of Blubery.

In 10 Years? A meowish interpreter.

Quote: “I am incurable. For being addicted to cats.”

BLUBERY

Hazel Chandler

About Me: Born ready to die, a professional chinese spy. She’s responsible for the Queen’s death, and the King’s last breath (spoilers). Brexit was part of her plan, greatest manipulation of man.

Fondest Memory: Being mistaken as Celestine or her twin.

In 10 Years? Have bad eyesight, can’t see that far.

Quote: Probably talking about you in Cantonese.

Keziah Daramola

In 10 Years? At the climax of my career with a Bentley.

Quote: “The bad news is the time flies, the good news is you’re the pilot.”

Secret Crush: Ew!

Anjolaoluwa Lasaki

About Me: AJ is a funny and crazy girl, don’t be decieved by how quiet she is in class.

Fondest Memory: Scott and Blubery water fight

Quote: “I wish you luck. Going through this life, it is the first time for all of us anyway.” - Because this is my first life (kdrama)

Secret Crush: NOBODY.

Tamsin Thornton

About Me: Tamsin is sassy and tenacious and when she’s not fulfilling her Head Girl duties, she can be found belting out harmonies on the main stage.

Fondest Memory: Waking up Mrs.Hills’ cats at 3am playing UNO.

In 10 Years? Living on the top, penthouse suites, looking down on the opps.

Quote: “If you rock it with chest, no one can chat to you #stayblessed.”

Secret Crush: Gil Anthony.

Fayo Wright

About Me: Fayo is a sweet and quiet girl, but don’t be fooled she can still run circles around Blubery girls.

Fondest Memory: Blubery winning House Shout.

In 10 Years? Doing a job I love

Quote: “With God all things are possible.”

- Matthew 19:26b

Amelia Yardley

About Me: I like writing poetry and although I seem cold that’s just because I’m socially awkward.

Fondest Memory: Going back to school for 2 weeks in Summer during lockdown.

In 10 Years? A forensic psychologist.

Quote: “Memento Mori.”

Stevie Band

‘I belong to nobody, try not to disturb, I mind my business’ - SZA Issey Taylor: It’s all good man.

Rachel Bedding: I hope we still play bingo in uni.

Dasha Gorbunova: They should have done a background check on you.

FONTHILL HOUSE

Katie Crouch

‘This wasn’t like gossip girl at all’ Phoebe Hill: ‘I’ll still be stealing your water in Aussie’

Molly Williams: ‘stay sweet, always’

Anouk Caney: ‘Remember me when you’re rich.’

Suzi Davies

Goodbye and good luck.

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Jessica Driscoll

Don’t count your chickens and top lolz, always. Au revoir et bon appétit.

Tilly Bankes: Hope you have a great time at Uni, I’ll make sure to keep at least one Andrew Scott picture on my wall, and potentially a Patrick Grant cutout. And of course ‘Oh they love it, they love it” - Andrew Scott, the Pursuit of Love

Yohanna Jackson

I won’t miss you guys, but love y’all tho.

Elsa France: I love you, you are the bestest.

Emma: Please I beg get a grip. Fade: You were my fave roommate.

Tobina Laurence: Good Luck! I’m sure you’ll do really well wherever you end up! And as Kimi Raikkonen says, ‘Just leave me alone I know what to do’

Anna Read: I’ll miss our late night cinema excursions, along with our endless visits to TK Maxx, but you are headed to brighter and better places (and TK Maxxs), and I hope to see you taking centre stage soon!

Phoebe Jones

“The paper weighs nothing but the ink is heavy” - David Shrigley

Naomi Thomas: love you gf :)

Evie Kidd: iced lattes forever .

FONTHILL HOUSE

Thia Kettle

“I don’t know where I’m going from here, but I promise it won’t be boring.” David Bowie

Cecilie: sorry if spelt your name wrong I have never known how to, you were okay I suppose :)

Jojo: thanks for helping me out of the beanbags every morning (when you were in)

Rachel: our trip to Italy was lovely, a shame you were there though

Sophie Leigh

So um… how do I do taxes?

Kate Middleton

Amelie Antoniades: Thank you for bringing the extended cast of Smurfs to school, it’s the only thing that got me though A-levels. x

Sophie farmer: Hi Sophie’s kids, it’s auntie Phia.

Sophie Walsh: I know your exams will go great so don’t stress about it and Enjoy your free nande’s on exam day ;) !!!

Angela Newton-Hyde

Bye everyone, and all the best!

Charlotte: you have been the most supportive and incredible person to me for the whole of my Kingswood life. I don’t think I would have been able to make it through without you. You are literally the most selfless people I know and that makes you one of the best friends I could ever ask for, so thank you for everything you do for me! You make life fun and more joyous everywhere you go! Never change because you are amazing! My home is always yours and you are welcome whenever you like!

Amy Pearson

So grateful for my friends (and my free periods!)

Amelie Antoniades: To my favourite dom, I’m gonna miss you and our early morning chats, LOVE YOU!!!

Charlotte Rand

I am blessed to have gone to school with some of my favourite people in the world, study 21 has held so many fun memories, fights, conversations and gossip sessions, although something has to be done about the ladybird infestation. Wednesday roast was the only thing keeping me going through the school week, and to whoever discontinued it, I don’t appreciate your decision making.

wait to zoom off in Cait once our exams are finally over! All my love <3

Amelie: My best friend ever, will miss our trap bassline junkie sessions in the study, RPE would not be the same without you and I can’t wait to zoom off in Cait once our exams are finally over! All my love <3

Sophie Walsh: Funniest and tiniest girl ever, scrappy is the best nickname, think it suits you well.

Katie Crouch

Best memory: Winning the national emerging schools hockey cup at Twickenham. All the lessons involving Mr Jones, Mrs Obutei, Mr Smythe, Miss Hornshaw or Dr Petherwick.

Most embarrassing moment: ‘What’s a mouse trap do?’; ‘120% rum’; ‘Let’s run to the next stop’ and; being hit by netballs & bats. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? I don’t have a clue, maybe ordering Domino’s Pizza.

Final comment: Great 7 years, lots of laughs with too many embarrassing moments. I like eggs – Village breakfast extra hash brown.

Jack Devey

Best memory: All the recognition I got from the opening game of house dodgeball will always live long in the memory.

Most embarrassing moment: Being launched head first into the spikey foliage behind the science block.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Watching Charlton Athletic light up the champion’s league.

Christian Farley

Best memory: Wasting hours in the LRC, annoying sixth formers who wanted to use computers by making flash animations. Also Mr Simpson falling over.

Most embarrassing moment: There was the first day of Year 8 when I threw up on Ed Stell’s tennis racket. The time I ran full pelt into a metal pole in Hockey or even the time I poked myself in the eye and everyone thought I was faking!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Working as a heart surgeon in Guys London Hospital. LOL just kidding working in Lidl in Welling I probably won’t see many of you again, but so long and

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Ewan Harrison

Best memory: The fun in Mr Smythe’s lesson. Year 8 camp. The catery incident with Harry Lovell and the Ben-jam-in song.

Most embarrassing moment: Mr Wright walking into the toilet whilst I was on it in Year 10 residential.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Leading the same life as Johnny Mac

Final comment: Ben loves that song...

Luke Greening

Best memory: Playing at Twickenham. Getting the whole class locked in a chemical cupboard with Mrs Hornshaw.

Most embarrassing moment: Being pulled up before a rugby game because my studs were too sharp, so I had to wear Mr Timothy’s boots and coming in with a 2 all over.

Final comment: Beths is like a fresh toilet roll, it’s long, useful and you know there’s going to be trouble once it’s gone!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Still applying to university to study Medicine.

Final comment: Happy birthday Charlie.

Simon Jones

Best memory: Winning 2 Kent Cup football finals and playing at Twickenham. All the form times with Mr Mansell and walks home from school.

Most embarrassing moment: Going in goal for the girls football team and letting in 9 goals.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Down the Den watching Millwall in the champions league

Final comment: Mr Mansell’s Barmy Army! It’s been a great 7 years. Village breakfast, no beans, hash brown, tea and toast.

Suzie Kettle

Best memory: Witnessing Adam get hit in the head with a tennis ball. Having friends say the most stupid things, ‘you’re beautiful’

Most embarrassing moment: Obtaining the nickname ‘Paris.’

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

‘Paris.’ see I and

Doing something I love and hopefully having learnt to park by then.

Final comment: Having met such a great group of people I want to wish them all the best of luck for the future and hope we have many more amazing memories to come.

Jamie Luckhurst

Best memory: Mr Mansell’s Barmy Army –the legendary form times. Hurst Forever. Mr Bennel – English and Drama times. PSHE music changeover, being left alone to cause havoc. DofE Gold Team, boxing fight with Louis Dunbar and being named the fastest team the guy had seen in 12 years of assessing. LA, NZ, Fiji Rugby tour!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Hopefully well travelled sitting in a Mustang with a smile on my face!

Final comment: Beths has been awesome and I wish you a happy healthy life, remember it doesn’t matter about the amount of breaths you take in your lifetime, but what does matter is the amount of moments that take your breath away.

Sean Otter

Best memory: Being in film studies with Jack Connell, Tony Hope and Luke Plummer watching ‘Happiness’ and cringing to the extreme.

Most embarrassing moment: James Sanwell burning my eyebrows off in Year 9. Thank you for my ruined eyebrows James Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Having gotten a book or two out, buy a café in Winchester or Canterbury and naming it ‘The Black Cat’. That or leading the resistance against the People of Atlantis. Final comment: I’ve made my way through the storm and tunnel of razorblades and came out the otherside reasonably unscathed. All that is left to say is ‘So long...and thanks for all the fish.’

Paul Lee

Best memory: It has to be the Vienna trip in Year 12 ending up wheelchair racing down the hotel corridor with John Whapham and Rob Watson.

Most embarrassing moment: Year 13 English accidentally saying manhood instead of manlyhood and getting wrecked about it by Ms Taylor in front of the class. Or along the same lines saying orgasm instead of organism in Year 9 Physics

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? As an archaeology doctor either discovering the lost city of Atlantis or presenting Time Team. If that fails, working in McDonald’s.

Final comment: Most of the time Beths was great, especially the language trips abroad. I won’t miss it too much, bring on university!

Rhys McNally

Best memory: Whole of Year 8 camp, best week ever! Loads of funny moments, mostly including Joe Milburn with quotes such as when Joe was told to do the drying up he said ‘but they’re wet’ and when we were going past Adders Alley the teacher said we couldn’t go down there because someone had got bitten that morning and Joe said ‘By what?’. Manhunt, expedition and nightline!

go

Most embarrassing moment: Heading a hockey ball, mistaking it for one of those soft orange tennis balls. Then apparently running like a chicken with blood pouring down my face trying to get to the medical room. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Cheryl Cole’s solicitor Final comment: I have loved every moment at Beths and couldn’t have asked for a better time! Thanks to everyone for making it such a great experience! I wish everyone success and happiness in their lives.

Saul Samson

Best memory: Pretty much all of it. Year 8 camp, residential, ski trip but most of all A level DT has to be the best. Spinny chair races, corridor cricket and bolster wood fights.

Most embarrassing moment: In karate, somehow being knocked completely off balance by someone who wasn’t facing me. Fell over onto my back with everyone laughing!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Still unsure, either a stuntman, an inventor, the stig, a pirate, a professional golfist, skydiver, an astronaught, a super army soldier or a big issue salesman

Final comment: I have enjoyed nearly every moment at Beths. It will be a time to remember forever. Adios!

Conner Barker

Prefect

“Nobody is perfect but here I am” - Hannah Montana.

Kirsty Carey

Head Prefect

Goodbye and good luck.

Emily Chilvers

Mason Godfrey

Goodbye and good luck.

Levi Joseph

Prefect

“That sounds like a you problem”

Prefect

“Can I bring a plus one?”

Lily Henstock

Prefect

“To Infinity and Beyond” - Buzz Lightyear.

Levi Joseph

Goodbye and good luck.

Daniel Mitchell

Goodbye and good luck.

Lizzie

Knight

Prefect

“What’s going on??”

Josh Murphy

Prefect

God knew I would be way too powerful if I was good at maths.

Peter Newland

Prefect

It matters not what you’ve done, but what you do with what you’ve done for others.

Lucy Orton

Always injured.

13.2

The school will miss you... Intelligent, responsible, kind... just a few words to describe you all It has been a pleasure. We have such a fantastic eclectic mix of musicians, artists, medics, vets, scientists, humanitarians, geologists, linguists, mathematicians and computer wizards! You are good friends with each other, so cherish the memories and laugh together often. The consistently high scores achieved in the quiz, demonstrate your interest in the wider world, on which I’m sure you will make a positive impact! Good Luck, may you achieve all your dreams and enjoy life!

Mrs Franks & Mr Walker

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Olivia Burt Head Girl

Favourite BSG memory: Getting stuck in New York because BA ‘couldn’t find’ our plane’s start button and spotting a solar flare while star gazing on DofE.

House: by - J.K. Rowling.

“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default.”

Laura Coombs

House: Franklin

Nickname: Rosie

Favourite BSG memory: Winning the H.G. Walker Debating Competition with Bethan Goodwin in Year 9.

Future Aspirations: I hope to get three A*s at A Level and go to university to study Philosophy. I’d like to write a novel but I need a back-up career in case it’s not a bestseller!

Annabelle Culling

Austen House Captain House: Austen

Nickname: Annie/Bella

Favourite BSG memory: Dressing up and going to KFC in Bournemouth as KFC buckets on Year 11 Leavers’ Day.

Future Aspirations: Qualify as a doctor & travel the world.

Quote: “School is that inconvenient time before and after lunch.” - Me

Bernice Doré

House: Shelley

Favourite BSG memory: Even though I only joined in Year 12 I have had some great memories including CCF, Spanish sessions with Pamalam “Estoy amigos con” and making so many great new friends.

Future Aspirations: I would love to travel and possibly follow a career path in the R.A.F. or the Armed Forces.

Natasha Johnson

House: Curie

Nickname: Lulu

Favourite BSG memory: The French exchange trip where I didn’t speak a word of French, but pretended I knew what my host family were arguing about.

Future Aspirations: Being a computer programmer, moving to Iceland and living in a cottage with Syndi.

Carla Lomax

House: Parks

Nickname: C-Dogg

Favourite BSG memory: The Drink.

Future Aspirations: Life’s about the journey.

Quote: “Then we took Berlin” (Drama Yr 7 with Mrs M-K)

Sophie Males

House: Parks

Favourite BSG memory: Leeson House biology trip.

Future Aspirations: Go to Olympics for Badminton, become a physiotherapist.

Quote: “Life’s a game, badminton is serious.”

Maya Ostey

House: Franklin

Nickname: Maya LaBeouf

Favourite BSG memory: R.S. trip to Rome.

Future Aspirations: I want to have a career in Law or International Relations.

Quote: *Ed Milliband voice* “Hell yeah I’m tough enough.”

Rebecca Price

Curie Deputy House Captain

House: Curie

Nickname: P

Favourite

BSG memory: The time in art where Miss Gear accused me of painting my nails instead of my art work… when I was actually painting my hand bright blue; or the time when we convinced Ms Goodliffe that there was a whistling ghost in the pipes!

Quote: “Usually horses only have one head.” - Ms Goodliffe

Beth Aitken

Funniest Moment: Year 10 International Day. Most Embarrassing Moment: When I came to school in one school shoe and one trainer.

In 5 years? Married to Jack Champion .

Final Words: I can’t prove it but I’m smarter than all of you .

Caroline Body

Final Words: Goodbye and good luck!

Harry Ashton

Final Words: Goodbye and good luck!

Katie Crouch

Final Words: Goodbye and good luck!

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Jack Devey

Funniest Moment: Errr idk.

Gemma Driskell

Most Embarrassing Moment: When I almost got shipped back. Whoopsie.

In 5 years?

Out of this hell hole of a country.

I’m actually gonna miss you guys. Well

Final Words: some of you.

Funniest Moment: Playing the piano in the winter assembly of Year 10.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Yodelling in a goofy costume.

In 5 years? University / Travelling / Leading a national revolution. Any of the three could occur.

Final Words: Accumulating an abundance of riches requires bending the law, exploitation and partaking in incriminating activity.

Christian Farley

Funniest Moment: When there was a line hung on a tree in the field and everyone used it as a swing.

Most Embarrassing Moment: When I tripped on the stairs on international day in year 10. Twice.

In 5 years? Probably at university studying medicine.

Final Words: I cheated on all my exams.

Luke Greening

Funniest Moment: Anything Mr Mishra related.

Most Embarrassing Moment: None.

In 5 years? Abroad.

Final Words: Thank God I never have to do English again.

11 Aviomoh

Ewan Harrison

Final Words: Goodbye and good luck!

Adam Liddle

Funniest Moment: When Carlton and I where thrown across the playground by Year 10s when we were in Year 7.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Flopping my first give.

In 5 years? Finishing my course in university.

Final Words: Love.

Rhys McNally

Funniest Moment: Every Mr Mishra lesson.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Skipping half of the RE paper during mocks.

In 5 years? Probably failing university.

Final Words: Analysing is the bane of my education.

Bismah Saeed

Funniest Moment: Carlton doing the griddy.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Mr Merton catching me under the table in McDonald’s.

In 5 years? An entrepreneur.

Final Words: Sayonara… See you on the flip side guys!

Rob Jackson

Funniest Moment: Mr Joyce’s Year 10 class.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Having my Year 7 picture on the school website.

In 5 years? Uni, probably.

Final Words: Call me Kim :)

Jamie Luckhurst

Final Words: Goodbye and good luck!

Lucy Rigg

Funniest Moment: Teachers’ race at Sports Day.

Most Embarrassing Moment: My dry jokes.

In 5 years? Retired.

Final Words: Deuces.

Travis Underhill

Final Words: Goodbye and good luck!

Harry Ashton

Favourite Teacher: Mr Morris.

Favourite Memory: Detention with Dr Numbere in Year 8 with my friends.

Parting Words: Present.

Melissa Ho

Favourite Teacher: Dr Numbere.

Favourite Memory: Everyone running away from Dr Numbere’s detention in Year 8.

Parting Words: School complained I was always sick, after serving me dog food every lunch.

Steven Bishop

Favourite Teacher: Mr Gilmore (art) - he let us have the day off from working at a stall at the summer fayre.

Favourite Memory: My best memory was probably the time.

Parting Words: I’m gonna be on TV one day.

Simon Jones

Favourite Teacher: Ms Brazier.

Favourite Memory: Detention with Dr Numbere in Year 8; Adaeze and Bariyah fell.

Parting Words: I hope my laugh haunts you.

Jamie Luckhurst

Favourite Teacher: Mr Dhir.

Favourite Memory: Playing an oven in a midsummer nights dream in Year 7.

If one day speed kills me do not cry because I was

Eliza Newton-Hyde

Favourite Teacher: Miss Nelson.

Favourite Memory: Cover. lessons with Miss Loo.

Parting Words: Jamie Bennett.

Rhys McNally

Favourite Teacher: Mr Gilmore (art teacher) and Mr Male.

Favourite Memory: Playing in the rugby team and slide tackling the opposition.

Parting Words: Veni, vidi, vici.

Sean Oliver

Favourite Teacher: Mr Street.

Favourite Memory: Passing around fruit in chemistry, confusing Ms Aggrey.

Parting Words: “It was the Wind.”

Adam Prince

Favourite Teacher: Mr Gilmore (art).

Favourite Memory: The Lunch Table.

Parting Words: I haven’t found my frog yet.

Jordan

Robb

Favourite Teacher: Mr Gilmore because I was lucky enough to have him as my form tutor.

Favourite Memory: Year 9/10 house Cricket because I was able to play alongside my friends and teammates.

Parting Words: I wish you all the best in the future and I hope you all achieve what you’ve set out to do in life.

Elsie Walker

Favourite Teacher: Miss Reed.

Favourite Memory: Getting chased by Mr Lines in a golf cart LOL.

Parting Words: XOXO - Gossip Girl :)

Liza Yeatley

Favourite Teacher: Miss Brand.

Favourite Memory: Shafat Visions.

Parting Words: “GET ANGRYYY.” - Ronak Tyagi

Eric Richards

Favourite Teacher: Mr Morris. Favourite Memory: Dr Numbere’s detentions in Year 8.

Parting Words: I used chatGPT for this.

Katie Roberts

Favourite Teacher: Mrs Gradley. Favourite Memory: Got to love Thursday science (Year 7 me didn’t though).

Parting Words: “Point is, haters gonna hate. Shake it off. Taylor Swift, always right.” - Jake Peralta

Frankie Wright

Favourite Teacher: Mr MacLeod. Favourite Memory: Playing netball at lunch.

Parting Words: Adios.

Simon Zac

Favourite Teacher: Mr Male.

Favourite Memory: Playing “chase” in Year 7.

Parting Words: 5 years of straight waffl.

Cindy Freeman

See kids, told you your mother was hot in secondary school.

Josie Grenwich

My father will hear about this pottah.

Fiona Gunn

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live” - Dumbledore.

Harriet Hathaway

“The world will offer itself to you to be unmasked” The Blue Octavo Notebooks, Franz Kafka.

Debra Higgins ...the secret ingredient is

crime.

Lynsey Ince

Just killed a man.

Karen Jackson

Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am.

Yasmin Kroner Glad it’s over lmao.

Ruby Masters

Be happy. Not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.

Emilia Martin I was forced to smile.

Sophie Massey Goodbye, and good luck.

Olivia Murray-Weston

Goodbye, and good luck.

Juliet Warden

How I met your mother, Season 2, Episode 14, Minute 20:16

Sarah Menther

“Shout out to my haters, sorry you couldn’t phase me” - Nicki Minaj.

Jenny Pence

Hard work is worthless for those that don’t believe in themselves.

Lucy Wetten

Let’s hope I have improved as much as my eyebrows have.

Judy Aitken 6BX1

Funniest moment at UCS: Tag team wrestling matches.

Who are you most thankful for: Mr Reynolds.

What will you miss most at UCS? No idea

Quote: “I’ve realised you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.” - John Mayer

Sarah Bridge 6BX1

BAXTERS

Caroline Body 6BX1

Funniest moment at UCS: “This isn’t a zoo.”

Who are you most thankful for: Mr Reynolds. What will you miss most at UCS? Chatting rubbush.

Quote: “You have to play at turf moor before you can play at Wembley.”

Funniest moment at UCS: Danielle Riche school bus incident.

Who are you most thankful for: Guidance of Mr Reynolds. What will you miss most at UCS? The flowing banter.

Quote: “When you love what you do, that is called passion” - Mikel Arteta on my time at UCS.

Amelia Church 6BX1

Tony Bridgerton 6BX1

The full bullpen.

Funniest moment at UCS: PSHE with Mr Walton. Who are you most thankful for: Christopher Reynolds. What will you miss most at UCS?

Christopher Reynolds. Quote: Learn to sit back and observe, not everything needs a reaction.

Katie Crouch 6BX1

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Quote: It’s been real. PROFILE

Who are you most thankful for: Mr Reynolds.

What will you miss most at UCS? Sausage rolls.

Grant Daniels

6BX1

Funniest moment at UCS: When Sam Franks’ mom gave him a rape alarm for the Battlefields trip. Who are you most thankful for: Mr Bradshaw.

What will you miss most at UCS? Free lunches.

Quote: “This school is not a zoo.”

Quote: You’ve gotta die to get 3 points - Neil Warnock.

Jack Devey 6BX1

Funniest moment at UCS: Moments with my friends. Who are you most thankful for: Mr McAra.

Funniest moment at UCS: The Full Ball pen.

Who are you most thankful for: Mr Reynolds. What will you miss most at UCS? Messing about with friends in frees.

Quote: I maintain a great perspective on life because I’m always looking up.

BAXTERS

Chris Farley 6BX1

Funniest moment at UCS: Sam harding running it back for the second time.

Who are you most thankful for: Tractor.

What will you miss most at UCS? Community.

Quote: “My main goal is to blow up, then act like I don’t know nobody” - Riff Raff.

Luke Greening 6BX2

Grace Garner 6BX2

Funniest moment at UCS: Watching Oliver next to Coco.

Who are you most thankful for: 35 minute lessons. What will you miss most at UCS? Gossip exchanges in the toilets. Quote: I practically started this entire school - no one would be anywhere without me.

Funniest moment at UCS: Gold DofE.

Who are you most thankful for: My friends.

What will you miss most at UCS? Sports. Quote: egression to the mean.

Jason Kettle 6BX2

Simon Jones 6BX2

Funniest moment at UCS: Bullsh*tting the Young Enterprise Competition.

Who are you most thankful for: Zac Robinson <3.

What will you miss most at UCS? SFC bathrooms.

Quote: Trekked half of London daily… for this.

What will you miss most at UCS? Do what you want, when you want’ Mentality.

Quote: Graduated with Attendance Deficit Disorder.

Funniest moment at UCS: Girls football training.

Who are you most thankful for: The year above.

Paul Lee 6BX2

What will you miss most at UCS? The cafe.

Quote: “I am a very manly muppet” - the Muppets.

Jamie Luckhurst 6BX2

Funniest moment at UCS: Melvin falling into a pond and I had to carry him home.

Who are you most thankful for: James Blumenthal (and chi).

What will you miss most at UCS? Being with my friends.

Quote: Still a habs boy at heart.

Jessica Outer 6BX2

Funniest moment at UCS: When I got shoved off a table. Who are you most thankful for: Ella Goren.

Funniest moment at UCS: Hockey. Who are you most thankful for: the secretaries.

What will you miss most at UCS? learning.

Quote: They say the best things take time, that’s why I am always late.

Julie Adams

Even when there’s a keeper, you can still score;)

Jamie Brewer

“Two European cup finals in three years - not bad for a little club.”

Steven Gerrard

There’s bigger problems in the world than rolling up my skirt. xxxx

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport

Ruby Draper

There’s no need to repeat yourself I ignored u just fine the first time (I’m not rolling my skirt down.)

Simon Gregory

That escalated quickly.

Look at yourself with no shame, even among the dimming of everyone’s own light - NCT beautiful.

Poppy Bzawik
Sally Crewe
Lily Dawson By the way I only sometimes took steroids.
Trudi Harris

Rest at the end. Not in the middle.

It’s not what you know or who you know, it’s what you know about who you know :)

Thanks for everyting :)

It is I.

I do not have the time nor effort to be dealing with negativity.

George Harrison
Billy Hughes
Daniel Irvin
Carl Lander Bye! :)
Rhys McNally The happier we get, the less we see.
Sean Otter Cake Solves Everything!
Jade Smythe Lucy’s Lashes.
Paul Tainty
Frankie Wright

Athenians

Julie Adams
Sarah Beddoe
Jamie Brewer
Lily Dawson Rupert Draper Simon Gregory Assistant Head Boy
Vince Carter
Sally Crewe

Athenians

Teddy Harris
George Harrison
Billy Hughes
Hugo Kweng
Carl Lander Assistant Head Boy Naheed Mirza
Daniel Irvin
Precious Jallo Amir Khan

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Elize Newton-Hyde

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Well done for making it through to the end of Year 11! No doubt you have all changed since arriving at Churchill five years ago - before the COVID pandemic and before Lancaster House even existed. You have dealt with these changes and challenges with such maturity and developed so many important skills and characteristics along the way, all of which will stand you in good stead for the future.

For both of us, being your Head of House has been an absolute pleasure. We are grateful for the way you have contributed to Lancaster and put your own stamp on Churchill’s newest house, as well as being fantastic role models for our younger Lancaster students, many of whom look up to you.

Despite leaving school as a year group

together, the next chapters will look very different for many of you. Lots of you will be back in school in September for Sixth Form, others will be going to College and some of you into the big wide world of work! But whatever you choose to do next, we wish you the very best of luck and will be looking forward to hearing all of the success stories in the years to come!

Take care,

Mr McGill & Miss Steadman

Harry Ashton

Goodbye and good luck! PROFILE

Tony Bridge

Amo a mis amigas no mi escuela.

My friends still don’t know where I disappear to!

Getting 9s in English and still can’t think of a quote.

Sue Davies

School is like Zayn from One Direction, you pretend to have fun for 5 years then leave.

Harry Ashton
Steven Bishop
Caroline Body
Katie Crouch
Sue Davies
Jack Devey
Mikey Evans
Macy Gallant
Luke Greening
Jessica Jackson
Simon Jones
Paul Lee
Sophie Leigh
Jamie Luckhurst
Rhys McNally
John Matthews
Mohammed Rahman
Hannah Brown 6C
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
Nina Burnett 6C Class of 2024.
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
John Forey 6C Class of 2024.
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
Gregor Gibson
Amy Gilchrist 6C Shout out to Google.
Niall Gilligan
Glasgow, Bearsden
Jamie Gregory 6C
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
Mia Greig 6C Made it to the end.
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
Nina Henderson 6C
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
retake
Kerr Hetherington 6C Real.
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
retake
Katie Hughes 6C If all else fails, marry rich x
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
Rachel Hunter 6C All good things come in small packages.
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
retake
Zack Johnston 6C Class of 2024.
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
retake
Kiran Kaur 6C Live the life you imagined.
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
Cooper Knox 6C Class of 2024.
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward
retake
Eva Rofe 6C Class of 2024.
Glasgow, Bearsden South Ward

Marcus Appleton

U6 TD

Favourite Memory: Laughing in Aske Level lessons so much every week and Miss Rivard having to move me, Sia or Charlie to a different seat each lesson.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Driving into ACP with my car half smashed. What you will miss most: Bumping into friends and teachers when walking around school.

Final Comment: If I’ve been rude to you as a joke I’m sorry, because I wasn’t joking :)

Thomas Footman

U6 TD

Nickname: Tom, Tommy, Footy, Footsie

Favourite Memory: Geography trip to Wales#geogyals4ever.

Jeremy Conradie

U6 DYV

Favourite Memory: Playing games on the field in summer during lunch like human rounders.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Whilst drinking in history, Reese squeezed my bottle making water project all over the middle 8 desks. Soon after, Miss Mesrie walked in...

What you will miss most: St Catherine’s Day; the iconic food trucks and capture the flag, playing 2048 in Latin, inter-form swimming galas (aesc winning ofc), to name but a few amazing memories...

Final Comment: Delaneys over and out.

Kim Fofie

U6 MSQ

Favourite Memory: Leavers’ Da.

Most Embarrassing Moment: When I did DofE. What you will miss most: My friends!!

Final Comment: I promise this didn’t stress me out.

Romilie Fox

U6 PC

Nickname: Rom, Romy, Foxy

Favourite Memory: The Platinum Jubilee Celebration.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Mr Scott shouting at me in front of the whole school at hymn practisen. I have never recovered to this day :/

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What you will miss most: SUMMER TERM. My favourite time of the year, what I wait for and wish I could live every single day!

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Final Comment: Started with no emotion... leaving with even less.

Bilal Ghelima

U6 GAM

Favourite Memory: Lockdown 2020.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting a search party sent out to find me because I was late to a lesson due to messing around in the music school.

What you will miss most: Year 11 form time.

Final Comment: A real Turkish delight.

Most Embarrassing Moment: When Mr Sabato shouted at me for talking during a fire alarm. What you will miss most: Hearing be kind to yourself and be kind to others every Monday morning.

Final Comment: Hahahaha.

Mollie Furber

U6 GAM

Nickname: Moll, Furbs, Furby

Favourite Memory: Before the field was fenced off, me and a few friends would walk through the woods behind it and run through the cornfields. It was a real Theresa May moment.

What you will miss most: Spending time with my fave rats - never a dull moment.

Final Comment: Thank you for a great 5 years my minions ... catch me on the news when I’ve stolen the moon, love Moll :)

Tomas Guest

U6 DYV

Nickname: Tom

Favourite Memory: Geography trip to Wales 2022.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Asked Dr Bridge if I could take a star home if I got close enough - didn’t understand how big a star was. This was Year 9....

What you will miss most: Constantly being in the Geography office.

Final Comment: Fashion is a real degree I promise.

Ginny Hadden

U6 PS

Nickname: Gin, Hadders

Favourite Memory: Jumping the fence at the back of the field during lunch.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting told off by sabs in front of the whole school.

What you will miss most: Oat milk lattes in the mezz.

Final Comment: Procrastination is my passion.

Ted Hayes

U6 WA

Nickname: Teddy

Favourite Memory: Biology lessons (sweets, plasticine and Flora), Aesc (just dance, shampoo adverts and political parties) Berlin.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Running to the bus and only realising once I arrived (15 minutes later) that I had gone the whole way without my entire bag. “maestro puedo ir al baño”.

What you will miss most: Laughing in Spanish/frees and seeing my mates.

Final Comment: I’ll forever be your fave psoriaSIS :)

Ben Lancaster

U6 WA

Favourite Memory: Cake in Physics is the best thing because that means not having to do physics. Sorry Dr Bridge and Mr Duddles...

Most Embarrassing Moment: Falling down the stairs in front of Mr Doe.

What you will miss most: Mrs Mee’s fashion hot takes, and everything about the mezz from gossip sessions to the cookies.

Final Comment: “What? Like, it’s hard?”

Oscar Martin

U6 KXO

Favourite Memory: The 4hr drive back from D of E. Thankfully, 3 days earlier than expected.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Accidentally pulling the disabled toilet alarm, thinking it was a light switch. SLT rushed out to see who had died, safe to say they were not impressed.

What you will miss most: Hash browns at breakfast mates chatting about anything and everything.

Final Comment: Booked my one way ticket to Dubai.

Carla Henderson

U6 KXO

Favourite Memory: Eating cake in our A Level Physics lessons.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Competing in the Year 7 Edna Judd finals.

What you will miss most: The DT department (& the geese!)

Final Comment: Always a cat purrrson.

Maggie Jefferson

U6 WA

Favourite Memory: Year 9 Ski Trip.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Doing improvers swimming alone every Wednesday lunch.

What you will miss most: The year belows in the study space!

Final Comment: It’s been interesting.

Ella Law

U6 WA

Favourite Memory: Summers and bake sales in Junior School and Senior Lacrosse Nationals.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting into the Head Girl’s car in Year 8 because her mum’s car looked like my mum’s car. What you will miss most: Junior School lunchtimes and my friends - we’re our own little family :) … I’ll also miss finding every dress code loophole.

Final Comment: Sartre was hella real for the whole “hell is other people” thing.

William Mortier

U6 KXO

Favourite Memory: Sneaking Tom back into school.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Tripping over Jemima in front of the cage (and her flashing all of the boys inside).

What you will miss most: The school canteen.

Final Comment: Lots of the Habs boys didn’t like me but the Habs girls did.

Jack Lawrence U6

PC

Favourite Memory: In Middle School, playing games around the school corridors with my mates. Most Embarrassing Moment: In remote learning, Steuart & I were on facetime whilst on a Teams call with Miss Wakefield & she heard our whole conversation accidentally!

What you will miss most: Weekly breakfasts with Tom and my teachers and friends from the past 11 years.

Final Comment: Be yourself & make every day count :)

Edward Musgrove

U6 WA

Nickname: Ed, Eddie

Favourite Memory: Our Year 8 piled random pans we found onto Mrs Nash’s desk before she came into the classroom and we pretended we had no idea how they got there when she came in shouting.

Most Embarrassing Moment: Falling down a flight of stairs on the way to assembly.

What you will miss most: The greasy cheese toasties.

Final Comment: Spent more time in Mr Doe’s office in middle school than I have in the library.

County

Harry Ashton

I’ve had a good time - plenty of jokes during the five years here and will miss most people (especially sausage). I have loved all the banter we give to each other and hope everyone has a successful life.

B.B.K ALL DAY.

Goodbye and good luck.

Tony

Bridge

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Abid Badhan

Class: 2+2=4

Test: If a student eats 5 bananas, how fast is Car A going?

Steven Bishop

"Just put down whatever Alex says."

Jack Devey

Mikey Evans

Thanks to everyone who’s made some amazing memories. Love you all and good luck to those moving on to different colleges. But to whoever is staying here for sixth form, I’ll see you soon! :)

Tahmid Khondkar

I act on impulse that’s why I create momentum.

Paul Lee

I have enjoyed my time here and made lots of extemely dank friends, including Lew Hatfield and Susan Shiwach. Also I have enjoyed listening to Brad Morris crying many times through my time at school. I hope you all have an extremely sick life, peace out M-gang.

I have had a great time here over the past four years. In these years I have met a giraffe, a french person, Jackie Chan, a sumo and buckaroo. They are all great people and especially dank. Hope everyone has ‘Great Success’ in life. PEACE!

Jamie Luckhurst

Why’s it called a trippa snippa? If you see me out of school leave me be, I don’t want to catch up, I don’t want to know how you’re doing. SO LEAVE ME ALONE. Na just kidding, good luck and I’ll miss you all, and thanks for all the nicknames you’ve given me!

County

Rhys McNally

In my five years here I have met some great people. I hope to keep contact with most people I have met, for people I don’t see again have a good life.

Sean Otter

Thanks to everyone for making some amazing memories with me in the past few years! I’ll miss you all, and I wish you all the best of luck in the future whatever you choose to do.

Jordan Robb

Favourite memory: Harry Taylor sitting on a pin in history (Year 9).

Things I’ll miss: Sports days. Friday lunch club. All you inspirational people!. Favourite lesson: PE.

Favourite quote: ‘All the easy things used to be difficult’

Saul Samson

Top knot? Top notch.

Josh Vallant

Isn’t your haircut a bit borderline?

Michael Woodley

These past five years have been interesting to say the least! I have made some good friends that will stay with me for the rest of my life. I will especially miss them…. And our science revision sessions!

If it is not alright, it is not yet the end.

Mohammed Riza

Only been here for two years. Thanks to those who have made school for me. You’re great people. Love y’all. XXX

Carl Tickle

If you’re ever in Poland and you need a tour guide just gimme a ring.

Jason Yates

The only thing better than my ego? My fencing skills.

Kirsty carey
Emily Chilvers
Connor Barker
Simon Hall
Lily Henstock
lizzie Knight
Daniel Mitchell
Levi Joseph
Peter newland
Lucy Orton Josh Murphy
Sarah Quill
Amanda Rigg
Lucy Patten
Adele Silva Maria Thomas Sam Rothwell

ISENGARD

Alex Ashton

I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons.

Alan Coffin Adios.

Maisie Body

It’s a Friday’s thing.

Toby Craft

Thanks to the teachers who never gave up on me. You are my true role models.

Katy Crouch

Don’t just assume the answer is no. Ask the question! role models.

George Devey

All our dreams can come true!

Adam Farley

All our dreams can come true!

Holly Gallant

Thanks to the teachers who never gave up on me. You are my true role models.

Luke Greening

Thanks to the teachers who never gave up on me. You are my true role models.

Ewan Harrison

A big thank you to everyone who supported me along the way.

ISENGARD

Jess Jackson

I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons.

Melisa Jones

A big thank you to everyone who supported me along the way.

Hazel Kimble

I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons.

Sad to be leaving.

Amelia Kettle

Goodbye and good luck.

Jamie Luckhurst

A big thank you to everyone who supported me along the way.

Paul Lee

I’ll never forget these great years with all of you!

Rhys McNally

It’s a Friday’s thing.

Don’t just assume the answer is no. Ask the question!

Skye Rigg
Naheed Saeed

Alex Ashton

Goodbye and good luck.

Toby Bridge

Favourite Memory: 3.15 Every Friday.

How would your friends describe you: Sarcastic but hilarious.

Parting Words: 3/5 stars, wouldn’t recommend.

Maise Body

Goodbye and good luck.

Katie Crouch

How would your friends describe you: Top 500 Lucio.

Parting Words: Winton Overwatch.

Tommy Cannon

Favourite Memory: The hall. How would your friends describe you: The sick don. Parting Words: Get ur money up not ur funny up.

How would your friends describe you: Caring. pretty, crazy.

Parting Words: “the office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45.

George Devey

How would your friends describe you: Dyslexic. Parting Words: Finn Roberts is ice spice.

Holly Gallant

Goodbye and good luck.

Finn Farley

How would your friends describe you: Ice spice clone.

Luke Greening

Favourite Memory: …

How would your friends describe you:

Parting Words: Bye :) hope you enjoy life <3.

Ewan Harrison

Favourite Memory: When half the people weren’t even there. How would your friends describe you: Dramatic, funny, chaotic.

Parting Words: Each day I come in with a different haircut.

Melissa Jones

How would your friends describe you: Short, shorter, shortest.

Hazel Kimble

Favourite Memory: When the bus came.

How would your friends describe you: Smart, kind, loyal.

Parting Words: See you in the McDonald’s drive thru.

Jamie Luckhurst

Favourite Memory: Partida How would your friends describe you: Feliz ve con suerte.

Parting Words: Adiós chicas.

Skye Rigg

Favourite Memory: Meeting Beth.

How would your friends describe you: Clumsy, loud and excitable.

Parting Words: Bye. :)

Jess Jackson

Favourite Memory: 21st January 2022.

Parting Words: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it.

Amelia Kettle

Favourite Memory: How would your friends describe you: Parting Words: Bye <3.

Paul Lee

Favourite Memory: Going home. How would your friends describe you: Funny, kind and dramatic..

Parting Words: Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.

Rhys McNally

Favourite Memory: Me and Skye falling down A block stairs. How would your friends describe you: Hilarious, kind, loving.

Parting Words: Still a size 2 in shoes :)

Thiranya Siriwardhana

Favourite Memory: Winning the Netball Tournament. :)

Kesteven and Grantham Girls’ School Class of 2023

Sarah Ballard

#ILOVEKGGS

Izzy Badger

Role: Humanities Prefect You, me we’re face to face but we don’t see eye to eye.

Betsy Brown

Role: Art Prefect

I took sixth form as an opportunity to expand my wardrobe. xox

Iona Colby #ILOVEKGGS

Evie Coyne

One parent down but made it out alive.

Hollyann Davis

I’ll give you my maccies discount.

Charlotte Edgerton

English Prefect

Forgot my books but at least I’ve got my hair straighteners.

Harriet Hendrie

Sleep when you’re dead.

Christie Halls #ILOVEKGGS

Holly Hunter

Role: Events Committee “Where’s Isabel?”

Micha Lewis

#ILOVEKGGS

Claire Parker

Role: Events Committee

“Where’s Holly?”

Ruth Piggott

#ILOVEKGGS

Darcey Smythe

Role: Humanities Prefect Save money. Live better.

Suzi Turnbull

Role: Austen House Captain

“Have a good time, all the time ­ that’s my philosophy Marty” Viv Savage, Spinal tap.

Libby Nap

Role: Humanities Prefect Friends Season 1 Episode 4 14:06.

Grace Parson

Role: Rossetti House Captain Sorry I’m late I stalled 27 times on the way here.

Rachel Ramsay

Role: Science Prefect

Did Grace ever mention she went to Oakham?

It’s pronounced walth­all not walt­hall. Kesteven and Grantham Girls’ School Class of 2023

Emma Talbot

Rare sight of a real blonde.

Hannah Walters

Role: Science Prefect, Leavers Committee

Beth Aitken

Dream Job: Astrophysicist.

Final Message: 6,825 hours- Where did the time go?

11 Barwell

Caroline Brody

Dream Job: Biomedical Scientist.

Final Message: I’m only 4 minutes younger...

Julian Cannon

Dream Job: Ed Sheeran Tribute Artist.

Final Message: Goodbye and good luck:)

Harry Ashton

Dream Job: Combat Surgeon.

Final Message: ‘In case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.’ - The Truman Show.

Stevie Brand

Dream Job: Marine Biologist.

Final Message: Meowth, that’s right! (3).

Kitty Crouch

Dream Job: Bin Man.

Final Message: I am not a smart man. - Forest Gump.

Dream Job: Cirque Du Soleil Athlete, and Vet and Scuba Diver in Australia.

Final Message: Is it small…

Angelina Ho

Dream Job: Theoretical physicist.

Final Message: “Goodbyeee!!!” - T.

Jack Devey

Dream Job: Study Biomedicine.

Final Message: If there is one piece of advice I can give you all, it’s that hard work definitely pays off.

Bethany Jackson

Dream Job: Human Alarm Clock.

Final Message: “Long story short I survived”.

11 Barwell

Amy Pearson

Dream Job: Professional Bed Tester.

Final Message:

“I’d describe the workflow today as dismal, with a tiny dash of pathetic.” - Gina Linetti.

Jade Smith

Dream Job: CEO of a MASSIVE company.

Final Message: School is going to be whole lot less deep when I’m gone.

Isobelle Thomas

Dream Job:

Taylor Swift Tribute Artist.

Final Message:

Shake it off - Dr Taylor Alison Swift.

Isabel Rand

Dream Job: Tooth Fairy.

Final Message: …or far away?

Michael Vesey

Dream Job: Food Critic/Journalist.

Final Message:

I’m leaving? The school never emailed to let me know.

Samuel Tapp

Dream Job: The kid Sansiga babysits.

Final Message: God gave me an issue …

Daniel Watts

Dream Job: England Netball Team Physio.

Final Message:

It’s not the end of the story, now it’s on the the sequel - Conan Gray.

Annette Tibbs

Dream Job: Neurophyscologist.

Final Message: When the last bell rings, I might actually miss this place.

Madeleine Walker

Dream Job: Stay at home mother.

Final Message: Sloppy and scruffy - Dr. Scott.

Bronte Yardley

Dream Job: Neuropsychologist.

Final Message: The only thing higher than my lates is the amount of times my name’s been said wrong by teachers.

Beth Aitken

Goodbye and good luck!

Stevie Band

I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated at doing nothing.

Harry Ashton

I'm going to save the world thank me later.

Steven Bishop And Clyde.

Tony Bridge

Well done Class of 2023, we did it!

Julian Cannon

Well done Class of 2023, we did it!

Gemma Driskill

Well done Class of 2023, we did it!

Jack Devey 1 mil by 20. whilst you still have teeth.

Christian Farley

Well done Class of 2023, we did it!

Luke Greening

Tommorow isn't guranted so you have to make the most of today.

Simon Jones

Don’t let fear keep you quiet.

Paul Lee

Don’t Wish For it. Work For It.

Kate Middleton

“Sometimes, even the wrong train takes you to the right station.”

Amy Pearson

I don't wanna do this again, not again.

Jessica Jackson

Goodbye and good luck!

Suzi Kettle

Well done Class of 2023, we did it!

Sophie Leigh Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavour.

Eliza Newton-Hyde

Goodbye and good luck!

Eric Richards

Well done Class of 2023, we did it!

From day one where we all sat making metaphors on the grass - bonding - I saw before me a shy group, a kind, intelligent, and awkward-until-you-know-us group. One that would spend weeks sitting there in painful silence, forcing me to speak to myself. We need to work on that, I remember thinking. But as we spent our days, months, and Sixth Form years together, I came to know a collection of the most driven, complex, and resilient individuals that I have been honoured to walk alongside.Your candour, vulnerability, and your consistent top rankings for Friday tutor time attendance are your strengths. I will cherish all the times you came to me with your dramas, your good news, and your heartaches, and will miss you dearly.

Mrs Harvey

Jack Devey

Goodbye and good luck!

Ewan Harrison

Goodbye and good luck!

Christian Farley

Goodbye and good luck!

same as my bra size.”

Sarah Longhurst

“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”

Benjamin Hickey

Goodbye and good luck!

Sofia Khanan

“One minor inconvenience away from doing another diy haircut.”

Paul Lee

Goodbye and good luck!

Julia Light

Goodbye and good luck!

Rhys McNally

“sixth form was unreal.”

Abbie Massey

“life’s short, but so am I.”

Sophie Marshall

“Life is a highway.”

Bethany Mulholland

Personal stylist.

Adele

Quiton-Morton

Goodbye and good luck!

Sophie Marshall

“The math is mathing but my brain isn’t braining.”

ichard Millard

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”

Lucy Rigg

Beth Preston

“Proud nepo baby since 2016.”

“Ahahah you would say that.”

Beth Aitken

Goodbye and good luck.

Caroline Body

Goodbye and good luck.

Harry Ashton

Goodbye and good luck.

Julian Cannon

It’s been a pleasure to be part of such of a great year group.

Stevei Brand

So many great memories to look back on from this school.

Katie Crouch

Goodbye and good luck.

Melissa Ho

I hope when you listen to “The Man” by Taylor Swift, you think about me.

Jack Devey

“Dont think about the past because the past is inna past and we’re in the present” - some random man on TikTok.

Jessica Jackson

Life is like a toaster, ain’t nobody care until the bread pop up

back on from this school.

Amy Pearson

Dream big and dare to fail.

Jade Smith

Save the animals from industrialised agriculture.

Victoria Thomas Candice.

Charlotte Rand

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

Michael Vesey

“You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humbled.”

Samuel Tapp

Goodbye and good luck.

Daniel Watts

Goodbye and good luck.

Bianca Tibbs

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn’t try it on.

Hannah Walker

Goodbye and good luck.

Bronte Yardley

You have two lives, the second of which, starts when you realise you only have one.

Ewan Harrison

Jack Devey

Over the past few years I’m sure everyone has done at least something to make me laugh or smile, so I’ll miss you all and I wish everyone the best for the future. Yay Lemons!

Through all the good and bad times, this has been the best five years so far in my life.

Benjamin Hickey

I’ve enjoyed my 5 years at Alderbrook. Thanks for all the memories and the people that have made me laugh. Cheerio.

Christian Farley

Advice for the future: if nothing goes right…. Go left.

Sammi Khan

Alderbrook has been awesome. I will miss each and everyone of you. Good luck for the future. I LOVE MR WHITEHEAD!

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luck, bye.

Sofia Khanan

School’s had its ups and downs, but from it all I’ve gained 4 amazing friends for life <3. Good luck to everyone.

Julia Light

5 years have flown by. I’ll miss a lot of you! Good luck for the future. Love Vicky.

Paul Lee

I’m glad I got to enjoy Alderbrook with such a nice (if sometimes irritating) group of people. Good luck at College. Happy Birthday Zakiyah!

Jamie Luckhurst

Stressful and eventful are the words I describe the school with, but I think amazing sums it up as well.

Abbie Massey

Rhys McNally

‘That Quote is deep’. Is this the comment going in the Yearbook? Good luck and all the best for the future :D

Thank you to everyone for a wonderful five years. I’ve really enjoyed knowing all of you. You’ve made my time at Alderbrook a fantastic experience. Good luck for the future!

Adele Quiton-Morton

Bethany Mulholland

Now it’s time to leave, I can honestly say I would do these last 5 years all over again. <3

I’ve had an amazing time at Alderbrook. The friends and memories I’ll never forget. Good luck in the future. See yaaaa! Chicken Nuggets.

Richard Millard

Sophie Marshall

Nothing too soppy. I just want to thank the teachers who got me what I need to get into college. So thank you Mrs Scarrott, Mrs Aumora, Mrs Wilby, Miss Jameson, Mr Tunton, but most of all thank you to Shona for helping me with my revision, providing help whenever I’ve needed it, being my best friend and leaving me with amazing memories of Year 11.

It is a rare and impressive feat for a student to learn an entire curriculum by his/herself. In reality, a student’s learning is orchestrated and facilitated by one who, for a time, knows better. Herein lies the basis of the student teacher relationship; the teacher teaches, the student learns.

Lucy Rigg

Beth Preston

Going to miss a lot of you. Best of luck for the future!

These 5 years have gone quickly, but they have been filled with memories I will cherish for years. It’s been fab knowing all of you especially the ones who have stuck with me! I wish you all the best of success in whatever you aspire in and take life as it comes.

Natasha Reville

It happens to everyone as we grow up. We find out who we are and what we want, and then we realise that people we’ve known forever don’t see things the way we do. So keep the wonderful memories, and find ourselves moving on. I have had great experiences at Alderbrook that I won’t forget. The trips, the teachers and the pupils. Good luck to everyone in the future.

Amy Simpson

Thanks for the memories I’ve had over the last 5 years. I’m going to miss about 10 people. Cya.

Shefna Baldwin

Message:

Goodbye and good luck.

Sumanjit Bains

Message:

Darwin, Darwin Nunez he came from Benfica to the big reds.

Favourite Memory:

Turning my arm into a banana on the school field in Year 8.

Esther Bankole

Message:

Goodbye and good luck.

“First goal doesn’t count.” - Phil Jagielka

Favourite Memory:

Watching Jude Hibell slipping on a banana.

Jeanelli Baltazar

Message:

Jon Balaquidan

Message:

I’m not funny but I gave Chris a fiver.

Favourite Memory:

Annoying the library teacher.

I still haven’t finished my Health & Social coursework. x

Tarryk Black

Message:

Favourite Memory:

Casey Bayne-Minta

Message:

I can’t stand on my own two feet but I can dance on the tips of my toes, and keep you on yours. x

Favourite Memory:

Giggles with Eva, especially when attempting to eat snails in France, and popcorn in science. x

My time at Blythe Bridge has been varied and enjoyable.

I loved the trips to France and Spain. The highlight for me was going to Camp Nou, Barcelona’s Stadium.

Lauren Byrne

Message:

Goodbye and good luck.

Robert Campbell

Message:

Goodbye and good luck.

Katherine Chan

Message:

‘You’ll have bad times, but it’ll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren’t paying attention to.’ - Robin Williams

Favourite Memory:

Leaving but overall friends.

Samira Chehab Message:

Goodbye and good luck.

Releon Cofie Message: Lanky.

Favourite Memory: Debbie in PE that one time.

Anum Chughtai

Message:

Remember I served you well, ocean rise, empires fall. Now push comes to shove I wish you the best of luck. When I write in your Yearbook.

Favourite Memory:

My time at Blythe has shaped the person who I am today.

Siobhan Cochlain

Message:

The real GCSE was the friends we made along the way.

Favourite Memory:

All the reward trips I’ve been on.

Andrew Corriette Message:

Goodbye and good luck.

Shivani Dave Message:

Goodbye and good luck.

Elewechi Enwerem Message:

Goodbye and good luck.

Larry Diai

Message:

I’ve got a dream.

Favourite Memory: 2022 Summer.

Mohammed Esat Message: Goodbye and good luck.

Beth Aitken

Never Without: Samsung Galaxy Buds Live True Wireless Earbuds. -

Black

Best Memory: Hearing Freestyle 3 for the first time.

10 Years From Now: Making beats for Opium.

Steven Bishop

Never Without: Henry B’s 25% off Primark deals.

Best Memory: Mocking Henry when he had a crush.

10 Years From Now: Being captured by the Chinese embassy.

Tony Bridge

Never Without: My phone.

Best Memory: Summer holidays. 10 Years From Now: Lots of money.

Caroline Body

Harry Ashton

Never Without: The Boyz.

Best Memory: The Lake incident (17 June 2022).

10 Years From Now: I will be missing Ben McLurg.

Never Without: A pair of helping hands. Best Memory: When I got my first merit.

10 Years From Now: A few inches taller.

A bath.

Breaking Year 9s’ ankles

Best Memory: Breaking Year 9s’ ankles on north court every lunch time of my time here.

10 Years From Now: NBA 3 time MVP

Mikey Evans

Never Without: Chewing gum.

Best Memory: Mr Martin football talk. 10 Years From Now: St Marys.

Julian Cannon

Never Without: Headphones.

Best Memory: Finding the caramel shortbread in the canteen.

10 Years From Now: In debt.

Jemma Driscoll

Never Without: The infamous Pepsi rubber.

Best Memory: SSS. 10 Years From Now: Hiding in Argentina.

Chrus Farley

Never Without: Oi oi the lads wheeey.

Best Memory: Ben McLurg yogurt incident of November ‘22.

10 Years From Now: Six kids.

Macie Gallant

Never Without: The Girlies.

Best Memory: Lake incident - 17th June 2022.

10 Years From Now: Tyler Durden.

Luke Greening

Never Without: Headphones.

Best Memory: Sleeping for 18 hours after the Iceland trip.

10 Years From Now: King of da world.

Mary Jones

Ewan Harrison

Never Without: My hockey stick .

Best Memory: Scoring on my u18s debut.

10 Years From Now: I don’t know.

Never Without: My North Face jacket.

Best Memory: NIsa logo incident.

10 Years From Now: Trying to get A Levels.

Jessica Jackson

Never Without: A Chromebook charger.

Best Memory: Suki absolutely firing the ball outrageously wide during a penalty in the County Finals.

10 Years From Now: Watching Suki missing a penalty in the World Finals.

Suzi Kettle

Never Without: Headphones.

Best Memory: Ethan Lee falling over on the field.

10 Years From Now: Photographer.

Jamie Luckhurst

Never Without: Google.

Paul Lee

Never Without: M.O.D.O.K.

Best Memory: Willen Lakes in Y7 & Lockdown.

10 Years From Now: Supreme leader of the Empire.

Best Memory: The disciples in English.

10 Years From Now: Bald and not doing English.

Sophie Leigh

Never Without: My colossal ears.

Best Memory: Lessons with Miss Weeks.

10 Years From Now: Partying with VictorUntouchable.

Kate Middleton

Never Without: Drumsticks.

Best Memory: Costa Rica toucans.

10 Years From Now: Getting suplexed by JJ.

A11-STE

Keep smiling and keep safe

Ms Temple

Please go out and see that Big Wide World, there is life over the Ridgeway! Have fun, be happy and make your life the best adventure it can be.

Hello You Wonderful People. It has been such a delight to have you as my tutor group for the last five years. I look back at the photo of you all, on your Year 6 Induction Day. Those little people, keen and excited about coming to Budmouth. How you have all changed!! We have lost a few on the way but gained a few new faces as well. You are all so grown up now and ready to take the next step up your ladder of life.

Beth Aitken

I <3 Elise.

Stevie Band

Goodbye and good luck.

Harry Ashton

Goodbye and good luck.

Steven Bishop Goodbye and good luck.

Julian Cannon

Had to pause Kendrick Lamar to write this. :)

Tont Bridge CFC.

Jack Devey

Goodbye and good luck.

Gemma Driskill

Goodbye and good luck.

Christian Farley

Goodbye and good luck.

Luke Greening

Goodbye and good luck.

Mikey Evans

Pola’s quote was my idea and Lewis copied.

Jessica Jackson I <3 Abidah.

Macy Gallant Goodbye and good luck.

Ewan Harrison Goodbye and good luck.

Suzie Kettle

History better than Geography, not gonna lie.

Mary Jones “Onwards and upwards.” - Tobi

Paul Lee

Paul just stole my girl! - Everyone

Connor Barker

My time at Buxton has been a journey of growth, maturity and success. Good luck to everyone as you progress into Post 16 education.

Emily Chilvers

So truly where there is hardship, there is also ease. - Quran 67:13

Simon Hall

Life is like a sandwich; no matter which way you filp it, the bread always comes first.

Mason Godfrey

Kirsty Carey

I don’t see obstacles, only opportunities.

My time at Buxton has been a journey of growth, maturity and success. Good luck to everyone as you progress into Post 16 education.

Lily Henstock

My time at Buxton has been a journey of growth, maturity and success. Good luck to everyone as you progress into Post 16 education.

Daniel Mitchell

No ladders, just a bunch of snakes! Me.

Lizzie Knight

Failure was my biggest success.

Seb Moore

Do not lose hope, nor be sad.

Jogh Murphy

“It is not what we think or feel that makes us who we are. It is what we do. Or fail to do.” - Jane Austen

Lucy Orton

I am whom I am. Just be a human, it’s OK to be normal or weird. Good luck.

Peter Newland

It is more elegant to be good and demanding.

Sarah Quill

Expectation are just expectations, so I’ve strived to go beyond.

Sam Rothwell

Every person you meet knows something you don’t. Learn from them.

Amanda Rigg Attendance Matters!

Lucy Patten

I didn’t know what to write. :)

Adele Silva

My passion fuelled my imagination. Now time to turn it into reality.

Marcia Thomas

‘Do nothing out of contentiousness or out of egotism, but with humility consider others superior to you, as you look out not only for your own interests, but also for the interest of others.’ - Philippians 2:34

Henry West

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

Connor Barker

Good things come in small packages.

Emily Chilvers

I love the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye, the always rude Kanye, the spaz in the news Kanye.

Simon Hall

Goodbye and good luck!

Kirsty Carey

Goodbye and good luck!

Mason Godfrey

Goodbye and good luck!

from me in ten years......

Daniel Mitchell

Goodbye and good luck!

Lily Henstock

Goodbye and good luck!

Lizzy Knight

I’ve 99 problems, but a soul ain't one.

Seb Moore

0-3…

Josh Murphy

Goodbye and good luck!

Lucy Orton

I hope this gets me somewhere.

Sarah Quill

Goodbye and good luck!

Sam Rothwell

Goodbye and good luck!

Marcia Thomas

Goodbye and good luck!

Peter Newland Flawless-Yeat.

Lucy Patten

I came in like a wrecking ball…

Amanda Rigg

I swear I'm a nice person, just a bad photo.

Adale Silva

Goodbye and good luck!

Henry West

Charge it.

As you prepare to embark on a new chapter in your own life, I want to leave you with a few parting words of wisdom. Embrace every opportunity that comes your way, even if it seems daunting. Remember that mistakes are stepping stones to growth, so don’t be afraid to take risks. Be kind, compassionate, and empathetic towards others, for the world needs more love and understanding. Lastly, believe in yourself and your abilities because you have the power to make a difference. I am immensely proud of each and every one of you, and I have no doubt that you will achieve great things in your future endeavours.

Mr Herbert

Beth Aitken

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks.Bruce Lee once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

Goodbye and good luck.

Harry Ashton

The real will always triumph.

Just get better (Miss Brown).

Next year I’ll be on time.

Stevie Band
Caroline Body
Julian Cannon
Katie Crouch
Sue Davies
qose doni nji kile bar msg

Jack Devey

“Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Don’t Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It.” “Ferris Bueller

Macy Gallant

Goodbye and good luck.

Simon Jones

Goodbye and good luck.

Jamie

Goodbye.

My life has just a teeny tiny dash of blasphemy.

Mikey Evans

Goodbye and good luck.

Luke

In case I don’t see you... good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.

Paul Lee

Proud to say that I made it. x

Elize

Goodbye and good luck.

Goodbye and good luck.

Greening
Luckhurst
NewtonHyde
Bismah Saeed
Annabelle Tainty

Shefna Baldwin

Sumanjit Bains

Live life like there’s no tomorrow.

Thank you for everything.

Esther Bankole

We made the past. Let’s go make the future.

Jeanelli Baltazar Life is lushhh.

Jon Balaquidan

Futures don’t make themselves, you have to create them.

Casey Bayne-Minta

Thank you for everything.

Tarryk Black

I don’t know what to say, so bye.

Tarryk Black

“Not living your dream doesn’t mean you’ve failed in life.” -2521.

Robert Campbell

If he can’t break bread he fake!

Anum Chughtai No comment VI.

Katherine Chan

Thank you for everything.

Siobhan Cochlain

Samira Chehab

Take your jewellery off.

“You’re a tiny floating speck in space, learn to love what is the case.” - Ben Barnes.

Shivani Dave

Releon Cofie So happy to move on.

Thank you for everything.

Larry Diai

Thank you for everything.

Andrew Corriette LOL bye.
Elewechi Enwerem I love Chase High School.
Mohammed Esat Pat and Dom former WBC.

Harry Ashton

I enjoyed the time at this school.

Cameron Bridge

They call me The Rizz Lord.

Katie Crouch

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

piece of advice from me is to enjoy them while they last.

Carrissa Body

Goodbye all.

Jessica Gallant

I liked it here, pretty cool, bye guys! The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life’s too short to blend in.

- Paris Hilton

Logan Cannon

I loved school so much. It was absolutely amazing, my favourite lesson was English and all the others could not compare. Bye.

Jack Devey

Had a good time. Thanks guys. Bye.

Kenzie Farley

I enjoyed it here. Thanks for the memories.

Luke Greening

Prefect

Good luck everyone - see you in 6th Form :)

Ewan Harrison

One of my goals is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet - Drake

Kelsie Jones

Prefect

I have made one real friend, Sadie :)

Sarah Kimble

Jess Jackson

Prefect

3:35 is my favourite time of day.

I have thoroughly enjoyed playing as part of the hockey team while at UAH. I have made some amazing memories.

Daniel Luckhurst

Prefect

Lucy Rigg

Suzie Kettle

Good luck to everyone. If you can, stay close with your friends, they may be the best memories you ever create and don’t forget the good times you have had as you only live them once.

This place has had its ups and downs but I was alright it. Will miss everyone.

Paul Lee

Good luck. Goodbye.

Rhys McNally

Bye and good luck to everyone.

Time is the enemy of the rich man, so the rich try to save time.

Bismah Saeed

Goodbye and Good Luck.

AUSTEN

Beth Aitken

“This place taught me how to sleep with my eyes open.”

Caroline Body

“Long story short I survived.”

Daisy Evans “From cottages to chapels...”

Stevie Band

“The only thing that got me through was the thought of the trauma of re-doing a year.”

Lydia Davies

“I made myself my favourite thing... after sleep.”

Holly Lander

“I’m surprised you didn’t ask me to backflip for the photo.”

Macy Gallant

“Couldn’t even hand this in on time.”

Annie Jenkins

“I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorised a lot of words.” – Nick Miller.

“What does not kill me makes me stronger.” - Nietzsche. in my life is David Attenborough.”

Suzi Lu

Jamie Luckhurst

Goodbye and good luck.

Jemma Parker

Naheed Nair

“AKA Eye-sha.”

“What fun is there in making sense?”

Kate Middleton

“The less you are, the more you have.” - Marx.

Hallyann Rankin

“Use code ‘FLASH-LASH-BSG’ for 10% off! ;)”

Jade Smith

“Slive your best life.”

Sarah Otter

“Known for my bad parking and even worse attendance.”

Aisha Simra

“This school gave me more white hairs than knowledge.”

Jasmine Trafford

“I’m still trying to figure out what’s going on in year 1 History.....”

Tabatha Poole Graceland Too, 2:47 – Phoebe Bridgers.

Harry Ashton

I got told to write something ...

Toby Bridge

Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future’s not ours to see Que sera, sera What will be, will be.

Caroline Body

I’m like tinkerbell...I need applause to live. - Rachel Berry

Julian Cannon

Have fun and enjoy the future.

Katie Crouch

Goodbye and good luck.

Jack Devey

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

PROFILE

LAYOUT 48

‘Wicked Wicked, keep your jungle massive.’ luv m-beat. luv Ali G

Macy Gallant

Get your head out the gutter.

Christian Farley

Never let yourself or anyone else stop you from achieving your dreams. Unless your dreams are unachievable. :)

Luke Greening

Bring back Mr May.

Ewan Harrison

If you leave it to the last minute, it only takes a minute to do.

Jessica Jackson

Goodbye and good luck.

Mary Jones

Have fun and enjoy the future.

Sarah Kimble

School is like a video gamewhen it gets tough it just means you’re leveling up.

Jamie Luckhurst

I don’t know where I’m going from here, but I promise it won’t be boring. - David Bowie

Lucy Rigg

I did go to this school, they just didn’t put my name on the hoodie.

Suzie Kettle

Wherever you go, there you are.

Paul Lee

Whatever you do, do it 100%. When you work, work. When you laugh, laugh. When you eat, eat like it’s your last meal.

Rhys McNally

Goodbye and good luck.

Bismah Saeed

Get up mush.

Leo Fernandes

What’s long brown and skinny. Me.

Adam Gadziala

More detentions than capped points.

Noah Gilmour

The Games the Game.

Serena Hennah

Eleven 2.0.

Jenika Grover <3

Angus Jenkins

I’m on fire like a rose.

Dylan Kalar

God knew I would be too powerful if I could do maths.

Sarah Khan

Goodbye and good luck.

Isabella Kirk

I don’t know.

Freddie Kruk-Strzelecki

An Epic employee will never ask for your password.

Burnham Grammar

Thomas Lester

Always remember, your focus determines your reality - George Lucas.

Lisa Li

No, I didn’t start Covid.

Shaymaa Malin

Ivy Frank Ocean - 0:52.

Amanda Martell

“I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m right.”

Charlie Martin

“You were born to be real, not perfect” - Min Yoongi.

India Messenger

Yes my middle name is actually rainbow.

Alex Mesi

“Best way to get something done, if you - you hold near and dear to you, that you uh - like to be able to... anyway.” - Joe Biden.

Ryan Mitra

Goodbye and good luck.

Michelle Pantol

I can’t complain about having too much on my plate when the goal is to eat.

Seren Peters

You can take the girl out of art but not the paint out her sleeves.

Judy Aitken

RODNEY 9

Thank u for 5 long years but I’m so done with being here.

Sarah Bridge

RODNEY 3

RODNEY

Whatever goes around eventually comes back to you.

Amelia Curch

RODNEY 6

Caroline Body

RODNEY 7

Goodbye and good luck.

Am I a girl or am I a muppet?

I used to be jealous of Harry Potter being able to talk to snakes, turns out I’ve been doing it for the past 5 years!

Tony Bridgerton

RODNEY 1

If you keep getting knocked down, just get back up.

Katie Crouch

RODNEY 3

Life’s short but so am I.

Christian Farley

RODNEY 5

Goodbye and good luck.

Jack Devey

RODNEY 6

I’m hear, I’ll always be hear hahahahhah.

Toby Finch

RODNEY 3

Goodbye and good luck.

Grace Garner

RODNEY 4

Goodbye and good luck.

Sienna Jones

RODNEY 8

RODNEY

Someone said nobody is perfect but here I am.

Joshua Kite

RODNEY 2

Luke Greening

RODNEY 8

Goodbye and good luck.

Zoe Kettle

RODNEY 5

SKYESSSSSS.

Good luck for the future. See most of you at Sixth Form.

Jamie Luckhurst

RODNEY 10

School is like riding a bike, except its on fire, and your on fire, and everything is on fire because it is hell.

Sean Otter

RODNEY 8

Hi.

Paul Lee

RODNEY 10

Well, that was 5 years im never getting back.

Rhys McNally

RODNEY 9

Goodbye and good luck.

Amy Pearson

RODNEY 5

You’ve got to follow that dream, wherever that dream may lead.

Sophia Aitken
Louise Band
Ben Bishop
Steven Bridge
Alannah Crouch Sue Davies
Jemma Driscoll
Amy Gallant Jaess Jackson
Mary Jones
Darcey Kettle
Alessio Lee
Sophie Leigh
Max Luckhurst
Rhys McNally
Josh Matthews
Kate Middleton Evie Newton-Hyde
Charley Otter
Amy Pearson
Charlotte Rand
Eric Richards
Sasha Rigg
Joshua Tickle
Luke Egerton First.
Ben Erlich The higher the rarity, the more damage it causes.
Harry Espley Smiley face.
George Everard
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
Charlie Fearon Just finished my 7 Year sentence.
Hugh Ficardos "Young and lit money keep on coming in" CJ.
Ben Foran Came in fresh. Left as second hand property.
Maxwell Forshaw 4 Years of debt pending…
Jack Foster Find some time to do something.
Charlie Garrett Goodbye and good luck!
Austin Giffin I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilisation.
Josh Gregory God's Plan.
Nathan Grier Hugh this quote was the result of a higher form of planning.
Noah Guerrero Didn't drop geography this time.
Will Guest :)
George Hackett Goodbye and good luck.
Christian Hackett Bye MFs (My Friends).
Noah Harrison Goodbye and good luck.
Ted Heywood I may be wrong but it’s highly unlikely.
Harry Hoan This was somehow both the longest and the shortest two years of my life.
Henry Holland What the hell was even that?
Martin Holmes I was barely in school and yet it was still a waste of time.
Sam Howes Goodbye and good luck.
Josh Hughes Dream Big.

Beth Aitken

“You know it’s not the same as it was.” - Harry Styles.

Tony Bridge

It’s called soccer.

Stevie Band

“You don’t have to be sorry for leaving and growing up.” - H.S.

Katie Crouch

I’m date John Terry’s son.

Still waiting for Arsenal to win the Champions League.

Gemma Driskill

I’m dumber but she’s the dumbest.

I’m not actually funny. I’m just rude and people think I’m joking.

Seagulls in this school are my biggest fear.

The day I flipped my water bottle upside-down was the day it started.

Steven Bishop
I’m not a carrot but I was born in South Africa.
Sue Davies
Jessica Jackson Thanks to God.
Macy Gallant Yo, Mr White.
Mary Jones
Paul Lee
Suzie Kettle

Sean Otter Mentally tired.

Eric Richards

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened” - Benidorm.

Kate Midlleton

It’s as easy as 1, 2, 4.

Amy Pearson

Life gives you lemons.

“Doing nothing often leads to the very best something” - Christopher Robin.

Eliza

I’m dumb and she’s dumber….

The trains were striking so my form chose this quote for me.

Lucy Rigg

Remember to love yourself, and always be kind to others.

Sophie Leigh Bye.
Rhys McNally
Jamie Luckhurst Up the Toon!
John Matthews Bosh.
Newton-Hyde
Charlotte Rand
Carl Tickle
“Chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna, prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, ‘bagga’ chips, keema naan and nine poppadoms”.

Beth Aitken

“Sometimes my genius is... it’s almost frightening.” - Jeremy Clarkson

Stevie Band

Goodbye and good luck.

Steven Bishop

Goodbye and good luck.

Katie Crouch

There is a reason why the windshield is bigger then the rear view mirror where you are going is so much better then where u have been.

Sue Davies

Next time you see me, I’ll be 6’4”!

Macy Gallant

“Best, you’ve got to be the best.”

Mary Jones

Life is like a box of chocolates, make sure you pick the right box.

Paul Lee

If my glasses are off in this picture, I’m sorry .If they are on you have been spared.

Jemma Driscoll

I’m not a celebrity but get me out of here!

Jessica Jackson School is school.

Goodbye and good luck. - Muse

Suzie Kettle

Never stop being a good person because of bad people.

Sophie Leigh

Jamie Luckhurst

“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.”

Rhys McNally

I honestly don’t have anything iconic to say. But in case I don’t ever see you again, good morning, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.

John Matthews

And as always, thanks for watching.

Eliza Newton-Hyde Goodbye and good luck.

Kate Middleton

I’m only fifteen minutes younger...

Sean Otter

I’m not too short, you’re just too tall.

Amy Pearson

Goodbye and good luck.

Eric Richards

Goodbye and good luck.

Goodbye and good luck.

“I hope by the time you are reading this Wales have made it past a group stage.”

Katie Roberts
Charlotte Rand Goodbye and good luck.
Lucy Rigg
Danielle Small Live, laugh, love.

Beth Aitken Keep talking.

Stevie Band Jungle is massive

Jessica Driscoll

PROFILE

Macy Gallant

Honestly, wouldn't be surprised if Antrobus started teaching about how to make tea considering how much we have conversations about it in IT, wonder if he'd care more about the tea or computer if the tea spilled.

Yohanna Jackson

I'm 1 of 1, don't compare me to nobody.

If you can't count on family, who can you count on?

Leo

Mary

Goodbye and good luck.

Goodbye and good luck.

Tony Bridge Goodbye and good luck.
Steven Bishop W rizz.
Katie Crouch Tubby.
Sue Davies Goodbye and good luck.
Jones
Lee
Thia Kettle

Sophie Leigh

You have to wait until the bell goes, TIFFANY.

Louie Luckhurst

“I don’t see nobody but me, who I’m gon’ lose to.” - lil baby #WD

Rhys McNally

and good luck.

Charlotte Rand

Sean Otter Goodbye and good luck.

If I was able to not do it, I wouldn't have.

Lucy Rigg No way José.

Eric Richards Whollop.

Amy Pearson Goodbye and good luck.

Carl

Goodbye and good luck.

Goodbye
John Matthews Goodbye and good luck.
Angela Newton-Hyde Goodbye and good luck.
Kate Middleton God first basketball second.
Tickle

Dear UG12

It has been a real pleasure getting to know you lot. Hearing some of your ideas about the world and politics, sharing thoughts on coffee and being enlightened about football. Period 3 on a Monday is always something I look forward to and I love our discussions that often meander from the topic in hand but always end with some inspirational thoughts. Although we haven’t quite mastered the Gaelic language and I still have not got Instagram or TikTok I am sure our shared experience has elevated us all in different ways. I wish you all so much happiness and good times, adventures and excitement but above all the courage and self knowledge to take life on and live it with fulfilment. My final words: have compassion towards others and be kind to yourself.

Love and Peace

Mrs Spencer

Whoops

thinks we’re

Stephen Bishop “Que sera…”
Henry Ashton Onwards and upwards.
Beth Aitken Onwards and upwards.
Julia Cannon Screaming, crying, perfect storms.
Tony Bridge Onwards and upwards.
Caroline Body Onwards and upwards.
Conor Driskell
Dan
doing a joint quote, I just couldn’t break it to him. Anyway, slán!
Jack Devey Eh Oh!
Karl Crouch Onwards and upwards.

Luke

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

Leo

Love and selfishness go together. – Arbve.com

I will not say that your mulberry trees are dead; but I’m afraid they’re not alive.

and upwards.

Ewan Harrison

Goodbye, and good luck with all your future endeavours! I’ll miss none of you! ;)

Greening
Christian Farley Camera wowo.
Paul Kettle Onwards and upwards.
Jones
Jessica Jackson Nitty corner?
Jamie Luckhurst Onwards and upwards.
Jemma Lee Onwards
Sarah Kimble
Angelo Swift Back benches?
Lucy Rigg Bye.
Sally McNally OMG – I have aged well.

Beth Aitken K2

Only five minutes younger…

CAST MEMBERS

Steveie Band K8

…best five minutes of my life.

Tony Bridge W4

I missed the deadline.

Katie Crouch R4

Change da world. My final message. Goodbye.

Steven Bishop W2

I missed the deadline.

Sue Davies K1

I missed the deadline.

Macy Gallant W10

Goodbye & good luck <3!!

Jessica Jackson K6

I missed the deadline.

Mary Jones K6

Still haven’t produced anything more iconic than ‘Trimmmm.’

Suzi Kettle A4

I missed the deadline.

Paul Lee W3

Goodbye & good luck for the future.

Sophie Leigh A9

They call me Sophie.

CAST MEMBERS

Jamie Luckhurst R8

“The best people in life are free.”

John Matthews K5

I missed the deadline.

Kate Middleton R8

I still wonder: Who are the people in my classroom?

Sean Otter A1

Thanks to the people here who made me stronger!

Amy Pearson W10

How I Met Your Mother S2E1 4:44.

Coen Bryan K10

I missed the deadline.

Amreen Burham A7

I missed the deadline.

Rhys McNally A9

“I’m claustrophobic, Darren” - Gemma Collins.

Eliza Newton-Hyde K5

I intend to live forever. So far so good.

Charlotte Rand K10

Forbes 30 under 30. Watch this space…

Kameron Buttar A1

‘I really did it with class no maths, mind don’t matter when heart don’t match.’

Beth Aitken

Arsenal won the league (19.1.23).

Stevie Band

Thank God.

Caroline Body

JBY out.

Harry Ashton

Thanks for the one year!

Stephen Bishop 4 down 7 to go :).

Tony Bridge

If I had a pound for every time I got called Oli, I’d be rich.

Jemma Driscoll

It was just a phase.

Chris Farley

Goodbye and good luck.

Jack Devey

Wow, this face matches my current height!

Mikey Evans

Goodbye and good luck.

Macy Gallant 3 point lane.

Luke Greening

What a brew.

Jessica Jackson

I don’t do if, buts or maybes, I do absolutes.

Suzi Kettle

Incredible, one of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.

Sophie Leigh

About time.

Kate Middleton

To be left blank.

Amy Pearson

I love me.

Ewan Harrison

Nottingham Forrest are better than Fulham!

Mary Jones

My computer screen is brighter than my future.

Paul Lee

I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed.

Jamie Luckhurst

See you never.

Eliza Newton-Hyde

Wondering if I will always be known as Molly P.

Adam Prince

“Good luck everyone.”

11F, it has been an incredible journey, filled with laughter and joy. Each and every one of you have amazing personalities that I will never forget. Your enthusiasm and energy is infectious and I know that each and every one of you will go on to do amazing things. It’s been an absolute pleasure and privilege to be part of your lives, seeing you grow from year 9 to the young adults you have become. It’s been a rollercoaster of a year, but I’m so happy to have been your form tutor, wish you all the best for the future. Mrs Morrison

Beth Aitken

You lot thought I was shy, I just didn’t like any of you.

Steven Bishop

I’m looking forward to my future, and feeling grateful for my past.

Tony Bridge

Goodbye and good luck.

PROFILE

Harry Ashton Straight Opulence.

Caroline Body Be delusional. x

Julian Cannon I made Mr Warwick blush.

Katie Crouch No Risk, No Story.

Gemma Driskell

I’ll ‘miss’ the experiences from the school.

Jack Devey

“Imagine not liking me and I haven’t done anything quite embarrassing.”

Christan Farley Don’t hate the player hate the game.

Macy Gallant

Faceless babe 4L

Ewan Harrison

Proverbs 3:15.

Mary Jones

“Sometimes you have to appreciate the smaller things in life, like Mary.” - Mr Hirji

Paul Kimble GAME AIN’T BASED ON SYMPATHY.

Jamie Luckhurst

Like dbi.

Lucy Rigg

Goodbye and good luck.

Luke Greening

Goodbye and good luck.

Jessica Jackson

Goodbye and good luck.

Suzi Kettle

Everyone says I talk too much but I think I don’t talk enough.

Justin Lee

Goodbye and good luck for the future. See you around. :)

Rachel McNally

Ah cette vie la, c’est n’est pas facile.

Bismah Saeed

Who’s Bismah? My name is red dot now Miss Kendall.

Abdul Azim

Personal Message: Mermaids are real.

Quote: “I did all of this sober.” - SZA

Tony Bridge

Personal Message: I DONT NEED PAPARAZZI !!!

Quote: “Girls only hate when they wanna be you.”

Jack Devey

LAYOUT

Personal Message: Boxpark after school?

Quote: “You’ll probably feel better by the weekend.”

Harry Ashton

Personal Message: Money=happiness.

Quote: “Happiness Over Everything.”Jhené Aiko

Katie Crouch

Personal Message: Goodbye and good luck!

- Frank Ocean

Gemma Driscoll

Personal Message:

I’m not really good at this whole thing , but I’m just glad to be done with most of my school years ( summer in this school was really fun though).

Quote: “I always liked the idea of being in charge of my future. Until it actually started happening.” - High School Musical

Luke Greening

Personal Message:Someone once said to me, “How would you describe your lip in one word?” To that I replied, “Ongoing”…. Yeh, I’ll be remembered for my school humour not my Yearbook humour.

Quote: With all due respect, sometimes no respect is due. - SZA

Jessica Jackson

Personal Message: Italian spice.

Quote: “Crazy how the love dies down but the memories don’t.”- dbe

Caroline Body

Personal Message: Goodbye and good luck!

Gurdeep Dilpreet

Personal Message: “We don’t want to show our dreams, we want to tell them.” - Christiano Ronaldo

Quote: “Have to say bye bye o.”- Burna Boy

x

Christan Farley

Personal Message: Thanks for watching! don’t forget to like, comment & subscribe.

Quote: ‘Be yourself, because everyone else is already taken.’Shrek

Simon Jones

Personal Message: Never give up on your dreams! Keep sleeping.

Quote: “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond powerful measure.”

Coach Carter

Suzi Kettle

Personal Message: If I ever told you I had no chewing gum I lied.

Quote: No church in the wild. - Frank Ocean

Rhys McNally

Personal Message: End of chapter.

Quote: “Life is too short to blend in.”Paris Hilton

Charlotte Rand

Personal Message:

Dear Class of 2023, We’ve all had memorable experiences and I hope that we can all achieve our heart’s desires in the future!

Quote: “If you quit once it becomes a habit. Never quit!”Michael Jordan

Danielle Small

Personal Message: Can’t be asked.

Quote: Personally, I wouldn’t have that.Hzino

Paul Lee

Personal Message: Will miss yous lol. Quote: “Ponte pilas.”

Jamie Luckhurst

Personal Message: Lo único que sabía de las clases era a que hora acababan.

Quote: “Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”- Jake Peralta

Sean Otter

Personal Message: DTB - DON’T BEG IT.

Quote: Nights that I can’t remember with some people I could never forget.

-Santan Dave

Amy Pearson

Personal Message: My personal message ‘requires improvement’ come back next year. x

Quote: ‘When I get sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.’ - Barney Stinson

Lucy Rigg

Personal Message: Goodbye and good luck!

Hannah Riza

Personal Message: 5 years ago, excited and nervous we began our journey at Coloma now we have come to the end of that journey. It’s been a hell of a ride but I just want to say thank you and I wish you all the best in the future.

Quote: “The road to success is always under construction.”

- Lily Tomlin

Jade Smith

Personal Message: “Are you okay?” No I just wanna sleep rn.

Quote: No problem. You are you, I am me.Jang Wonyoung

Annabell Tainty

Personal Message:

Though the road may be long & tiring, it’s all worth it in the end. God will always be there for you despite your flaws. But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. - Romans 5:8

St Thomas More RC Academy

Mrs Bailey

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To the fantastic 11T, it has been a brilliant five years we have had together and an absolute pleasure to have had such a lovely group of individuals in my form. I’ve always looked forward to registration, checking uniform, planners and equipment : ) but most importantly the chats we have had and the laughs you have given me are second to none. I have watched you grow from children into young adults and it has been a privilege

You really do have a special place in my heart and I will miss you all very much - 11T you cannot be replaced!

 Started from Korea now I’m here

 I am not God, but if I were God half of you would be women and the rest would be pizza and beer - Axl

Don’t look back, you’re not going that way

 There is no elevator to success; you’ll have to take the stairs. So enjoy life and like life make each day count

Stephen Bishop
 stephen_bishop
Katie Crouch
 katie_crouch
Leading Callum Livermore on since Year 7
Caroline Body
 caroline_body
Jack Devey
 jack_devey
Beth Aitken
 beth_aitken
Toby Bridge
 toby_bridge
Top of the Pops - Joe Rea
Gemma Driskell
 gemma_driskell
 School’s been average
Henry Ashton
henry_ashton
Rose
Julian Cannon
 julian_cannon
Subway scares me #MB
Christian Farley
christian_farley
Goodbye!

 macy_gallant

 If people I dislike could fly, this place would be an airport. JK, good luck and goodbye. PS if my mam asks I got all A*

 mary_jones

 Where does French bread come from? PS good luck

 jamie_luckhurst

 Joe, remember Rachel Fox?

St Thomas More RC Academy

 luke_greening

 There’s no such thing as luck

 ewan_harrison

 My future job…

 Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason

 suzie_kettle

 Have a nice life

 Goodbye!

 rhys_mcnally

 It’s a known fact you can skydive once without a parachute

 Every story has an end, but in life every ending is just a new beginning

 bismah_saeed

 Do what you love and love what you do

Macy Gallant
Mary Jones
Jamie Luckhurst
Luke Greening
Suzie Kettle
Rhys McNally
Ewan Harrison
Sarah Kimble
 sarah_kimble
Carry on, kill joy
Lucy Rigg
 lucy_rigg
Jessica Jackson
jessica_jackson
Paul Lee
 paul_lee
Bismah Saeed

11ABY

It’s been the greatest pleasure to have been your tutor, some of you from Year 7, and then our pandemic switch in Year 9! It’s been lovely sharing your Kingsdale experience with you and I wish you all the very best of luck with your next adventures, keep in touch! Mrs Brocklesby x Ps. Most importantly, I hope you continue to play Weaver, Wordle, Heardle and Globle!

Julie Aitken That’s crazy… anyways.

Billie Brazier Ich spreche Ken Deutsch.

I hope you’re having fun reading through these comments.

Karen Bill Goodbye and good luck.
Jonas Broadley It actually wasn’t that bad.
Anita Burke “I had a dream” - Ice
Erica Cameron-Lewis No ladders, just a bunch of snakes.
Toby Cartridge Goodbye and good luck.
Jason Casey-Lawal Money affi mek.
Gary Castelli-Gair
Jessica Davis Goodbye and good luck.

Felix

Success is the journey and not the destination.

11ABY

The

on Fridays gave me ligma.

Future me, don’t cringe at the picture. Leave what you are doing right now, find something out of your comfort zone.

Debbie

I truly believe that I am superior.

Daniels
Levi Ebert Goodbye and good luck.
Andy Elvin Goodbye and good luck.
Aidan Harry Ghandi ist mein grossest Vorbild.
Frank Hughes Bye.
Toby James Goodbye and good luck.
Adam Jeremy Goodbye and good luck.
Danielle McConnell Goodbye and good luck.
Zac Procter
Quarless
Melissa Noah
cheeseburgers
Antonia Plummer Goodbye and good luck.

Gryphon -11GG

Julia Aitken

I am the one who knocks.

Amelia Church

Sometimes if you want to make change you gotta make a little noise.

Caroline Body

Goodbye and good luck. x

Tony Bridgerton

Please help me I’m trapped inside this book.

Katie Crouch

Stand on my money I’m 6’6.

Grant Davies

I dont know what to put here.

Chris Farley

The universe sings to me!

It’s been a blast.

Jason Kettle

Grace Garner

Goodbye and good luck.

Paul Lee

Luke Greening

What an interesting 5 years full of fun and questioning life choices.

My pen was my route to success.

Jamie Luckhurst

Goodbye and good luck.

Gryphon -11GG

It’s been a blast.

Rhys McNally

Sean Otter

It matters not who you love, why you love, or how you love. It matters only that you love.

Charlotte Potter

I promise I look better in person.

That was boring.

Danielle Small

Love you Tas <3.

Disclaimer: I was not held hostage in my first photo.

Charlie Rand

Harry Smith

Goodbye and good luck.

Bye.

Amy Pearson

Let’s forget about this.

Goodbye and goodluck.

The happier I get the less I see.

Frankie Wright

This is the first thing I’ve handed in on time.

George Sanders
Jade Smythe
Paul Tainty
Daniel Yardley

11C - CLARE

It has been lovely being your form tutor even though it’s only been for two years, most of you have made it easy for me, by doing all the things you are supposed to and not getting into trouble.

I’ve lost count of the times I’ve said, ‘tuck your shirt in’ though to some of the boys.  It has been wonderful getting to know you all and I wish you the best of luck for the future in anything and everything you go on to do.

Best of luck and take care.

Ms Miller

Judy Aitken
Caroline Body
Sarah Bridge
Tony Bridgerton
Amelia Church
Katie Crouch
Grant Daniels
Jack Devey
Christian Farley

11C - CLARE

Grace Garner
Luke Greening
Simon Jones
Jason Kettle
Paul Lee
Jamie Luckhurst
Rhys McNally
Sean Otter
Amy Pearson
Charlotte Potter
Charlie Rand
George Sanders

Judy Aitken

Grant Daniels

Jack Devey

“Watching

Chris

I am fully aware of what y’all say about me.

Caroline Body Goodbye and good luck!
Sarah Bridge I don’t like custard.
Tony Bridgerton I love my Wife!
Amelia Church Goodbye and good luck!
Katie Crouch Chicken nuggets have my. <3
Farley
Luke Greening Goodbye
Simon Jones
Paul
Jamie Luckhurst Candidate 1200 signing out.

Thinking of a quote for the Yearbook is more difficult than GCSEs.

See you all in Sixth Form :)

Harry

“My names not Katie … it’s Katie-Grace!”

Rhys McNally
Goodbye and good luck!
Sean Otter
Only smiling because it’s the end.
Amy Pearson Goodbye and good luck!
Charlote Potter Goodbye and good luck!
Charlie Rand Goodbye and good luck!
George Sanders Goodbye and good luck!
Danielle Small
Smith
Paul Tainty
Karen Tiler Nah :( :( :(
Josh Vallant I may be trash at PE but I can do backflips.
Michael Woodley I hate golf and gravel bikers.
Frankie Wright Goodbye and good luck!
Derek Yardley You’re cute jeans
Jade Smythe Goodbye and good luck!

Redditch Grammar School Boys’ Profiles

Luke Egerton

I’d rather walk alone.

George Everard

Yes, I can see through my hair.

Ben Ehrlich Life is like Everton, depressing.

Charlie Fearon Enjoy Hayati, Enjoy Life.

Harry Espley

Equanimity: The quality of being calm and even tempered.

Hugh Ficardos Moore

Live Laugh Love Olly Crosby

Ben Foran

Been here two years don’t know where the tower block is

Maxwell Forshaw

Double sausage bacon and egg binlid please

Jack Foster

Tonsurephobia - The fear of getting a haircut

If gingernut is your favourite kind of biscuit here I am

Austin Giffin

G-I-F-F-I-N. The “r” is inexistent.

Josh Gregory Brexit means Brexit

Nathan Grier Live, Laugh, Love.
Noah Guerrero Live, Laugh, Love.
Will Guest Chemistry cook.

George Hackett

Nice boy with good grades

Redditch Grammar School Boys’ Profiles

Michael Harrison

Corner taken quickly… give me my yoghurt back!

Christian Harris

Newtons third law - If you want to go somewhere you have to leave something behind.

Ted Heywood

I love to see bees

Martin Holmes

I can hear the roar of women’s silence

Tobias Hughes

0:35) Beautiful pain by 2chainz

Max Hayes Cheb Heywood

Noah Harrison Well well well

Harry Hoan

I be walking with the cheese, that’s that queso

Sam Howes

Exams aren’t real go party!

Finley Heald Live, Laugh, Love.

Henry Holland It’s so over

Josh Hughes

“Life’s like toilet paper: we either scrunch or fold” - Jackie Chan

Caian Hulse

Someone pass stiff Crawford a can of WD40 for us. Sidarth Jegatheeswaran No, I don’t pla

Beth Aitken

As a year group we have been pretty close and even though we have had our arguments, we have taught each other a lot and that is one of the things I will miss about our year group.

Tony Bridge

I couldn’t have wished for a better school experience. I’m going to miss all my friends. I hope you all have a happy future. Good luck to everyone.

Gemma Driskill

We’ve all had our ups and downs in Bexleyheath but I could not have asked for a better year group. I will miss my whole group of friends. Thank you to

all of our heads of years for support over the years. X to Mars! But I need a PROFILE

Stevie Band

Don’t think about the past, it’s the future that counts!

Steven Bishop

Bexleyheath has been amazing and set me up well for what’s to come next. Hope you all achieve what you want in future. Good luck everyone!

Katie Crouch

I’ve loved my time at Bexleyheath School / Academy, the 5 years have flown by! I have made some good friends. I have loads of memories, lots of good times. Good luck to you all.

Sue Davies

In a while crocodile! BS 07-12 X

Macy Gallant

Bexleyheath School

rocket ship first! Farewell all.

Sophie Leigh

‘Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. Shoot for the moon and all that. Good luck everyone - look me up at Uni.

Jessica Jackson

Only writing this so they don’t put my Year 7 picture in the Yearbook.

has been amazing. I’m gonna miss my mates :(. I’ve been with my mate from day one in Year 7. Gonna miss the teachers from Year 7 to 11. Also a big thanks to all the TAs for helping me.

Suzie Kettle

Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Jamie Luckhurst

Thanks for all the memories. Good luck to everyone. See you at College. Tata for now byyyyeeeeee. YOLO - Stay fleek.

Paul Lee

Life is too short, so enjoy it while you can.

Rhys McNally

I am doing this because I don’t want a generic quote, good luck.

John Matthews

I have enjoyed my school life, I have made many good friends and memories. I was the kid with the big head...:)

Sean Otter

You only get one life, so live it to the max!

Kate Middleton

At Bexleyheath

Academy I have had secrets and Memories and met a great crowd of people but I will miss the Betta girls.

Eric Richards

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Amy Pearson

I have met some great people, especially my 5 best friends; Natalie Carter, Ellie Rayson, Charleigh Davis and Chloe Harden. I could not have asked for better friends and wish them well for the future. Love you girls. xx

Danielle Small

Thanks to the people here who made me stronger!

Lucy Rigg

‘Wherever you go in life, go with all your heart’ - so long suckers!!

Eliza Newton-Hyde

I have had a good 5 years at BA, I did not like it at first but if I did not stay I would not of met any of my friends. Take Care. Xx

Charlotte Rand

Class of 2017, good luck everyone, will miss you x

Katie Roberts

I have enjoyed my time at Bexleyheath School / Academy, the 5 years have flown by! I have made some great friends. and I’ve loads of memories. Good luck to you all.

Jade Smith

Good luck in whatever you do, hope your life goes the way you want. Sadie, Shannon and Lauren I hope we can stay in contact and I’ll miss you a lot, and to all those other people that I could not remember when writing this! X

Josh Vallant

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets……then it hit me.

Michael Woodley

My best memories were in Year 9, the drama lessons with Charles Smith, Reece Morris and Adam Yakoob. Keep calm and support Chelsea. Champions League winners 2012.

Carl Tickle

Hey guys, it’s Carl Mango. Sad to go and leave so many memories. All of the trips and all of the fun in lessons.

Jason Yates

It has been a good 5 years. Fun and enjoyable, good luck to everyone in the future. Cya everyone! YOLO.

Beth Aitken
Harry Ashton
Caroline Body
Stevie Brand
Julian Cannon
Katie Crouch
Jack Devey
Melissa Ho
Jessica Jackson
Josie Kite
Paul Lee
Jamie Luckhurst
Rhys McNally
Sean Otter
Amy Pearson
Charlotte Rand
Lucy Rigg
Saul Samson
Danielle Small
Jade Smith
Samuel Tapp
Scott Tees
Victoria Thomas
Bianca Tibbs
George Trip
Michael Vesey
Hannah Walker
Daniel Watts
Shaun Welch

11 CANTERBURY

Judy Aitken
Caroline Body
Sarah Bridge
Tony Bridgerton
Amelia Church
Katie Crouch
Grant Daniels
Jack Devey
Christian Farley
Grace Garner
Luke Greening
Simon Jones
Jason Kettle
Paul Lee
Jamie Luckhurst

11 CANTERBURY

Rhys McNally
Charlotte Potter
Danielle Small
Paul Tainty
Sean Otter
Amy Pearson
Charlie Rand
Harry Smith
Karen Tiler
George Sanders
Jade Smythe
Josh Vallant
Micheal Woodley
Frankie Wright
Derek Yardley

CNG

Judy Aitken

Some people are so judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them.

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Grant

“There are no accidents.” - Master Oogway.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

If you see someone without a smile, give them yours.

0/10 don’t recommend.

and good

That was much more complicated than it had to be.

Caroline Body Mrs Buuuuuush.
Sarah Bridge GG EZ.
Tony Bridgerton
Amelia Church Top G.
Katie Crouch
Daniels
Jack Devey
Christian Farley Goodbye
luck.
Luke Greening Goodbye and good luck.
Simon Jones
Jason Kettle
Paul Lee
David Tartt is God.
Jamie Luckhurst Goodbye and good luck.

Rhys McNally

Oh what a day.

Charlotte Potter

Goodbye and good luck.

Danielle Small

“If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can make something out of you.” - Muhammad Ali.

Congrats on finishing another year.

Goodbye and good luck.

CNG

Sean Otter

“You Can’t Have Happiness Without Pain, You Need A Little Bit Of Rain To Have A Little Bit Of Rainbow” - xQc.

Amy Pearson

Goodbye and good luck.

Charlie Rand

I hope you all have a lovely time in college and beyond, it was really nice to get to know everyone and make new friends along the way!

George Sanders

Family guy season 7 episode 8 2:15.

and good

“If modern society is humanity’s hero, then the idealised value of altruism is her hamartia in this tragic play of life”something I thought about while eating pasta.

Frankie Wright

“Why are there so many people here? There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague”Dwight Schrute.

Goodbye and good luck.

Harry Smith TUBE.
Jade Smythe Goodbye
luck.
Paul Tainty
Karen Tiler
Josh Vallant ?
Micheal Woodley
Derek Yardley
Judy Aitken
Caroline Body
Sarah Bridge
Tony Bridgerton
Amelia Church
Katie Crouch
Jack Devey
Chris Farley
Grace garner
Luke Greening
Simon Jones
Jason Kettle
Paul Lee
Jamie Luckhurst
Rhys McNally
Tommy Otter
Amy Pearson
Charlotte Potter
Charlie Rand
George Sanders
Danielle Small
Harry Smith
Jade Smythe
Paul Thornhill
Karen Trowbridge
Josh Walker
Michael Whetton
Frankie Willdig
Daniel Young

Jupiter J1

Steven Bishop
Caroline Body Tony Bridge
Julian Cannon Jack Devey
Gemma Driskill
Mikey Evans
Christian Farley
Macy Gallant
Luke Greening Ewan Harrison
Jessica Jackson Mary Jones
Beth Aitken
Stevie Band
Harry Ashton

Jupiter J1

Suzie Kettle
Sophie Leigh Jamie Luckhurst
Kate Middleton Eliza Newton-Hyde Amy Pearson Adam Prince
Charlotte Rand
Paul Lee
Saul Samson
Seb Tank
Frankie Wright Derek Yardley Liza Yeately
Lucy Rigg
Katie Roberts
beth Aitken
Caroline Body Stevie Brand
Julian Cannon
Katie Crouch
Sue Davies
Jack Devey
Melissa Ho
Jessica Jackson
Josie Kite
Paul Lee
Jamie Luckhurst Rhys McNally
Sean Otter
Amy Pearson
Harry Ashton
Charlotte Rand
Saul Samson
Danielle Small
Jade Smith
Jamie Steadman
Samuel Tapp Scott Tees
Lucy Rigg
Those who have left us: Samuel Fabregas • Ryan Smith • Charlie Poacher-Kelly
Tommy Marshall (part-time)
Victoria Thomas
George Trip
Michael Vesey
Hannah Walker
Daniel Watts
Shaun Welch Bronte Yardley
Bianca Tibbs

Dear 11-EJH (RKH forever!)

Thank you for accepting me and eventually coming to terms with the fact that you had to see me twice a week in Y10 instead of Miss Harbour! You have been a joy to have as a tutor group, albeit a chatty one and I know that you are all destined for great things! I look forward to seeing many of you around school as you continue into sixth form and develop into the amazing young people you have already started to become. You’re always welcome to pop over to maths to say “Hello”!

“Nothing in life is to be feared; it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more so that we may fear less.”

- Marie Curie.

Ashton Most likely to get charged.

Charlotte Body Who were we actually meant to sing Happy Birthday to when we washed our hands during lockdown.

Same smile, same hairstyle.

There’s a billion things I havent done - just you wait.

Life is like a rollercoaster, it has its ups and downs but it is your choice to scream and enjoy the ride.

Sue Davies OMG I should have been way more scared - Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99).

I may not do well in my exams, but being a good person is better than being good at Geography!

Beth Aitken Ground control to Major Tom.
Harry
Stevie brand Most likely to become an MP.
Katie Crouch
Jack Devey Most likely to become an Electrician.
Melissa Ho
Jessica Jackson Shut up Eleanor. It’s for the aesthetic.
Josie Kite Just got released from my 5 Year sentence.
Paul Lee

Stay good looking, be educated, dress well, get money.

Mondays should be optional.

Even if you build a skybase to the top, players at the bottom will still try and break you down.

All the best for the future.I’ll miss you all :)

Saul

I think it’s better to just read and not study books - Tori.

The

The biggest risk a human can take is to risk nothing.

Jamie Luckhurst
Rhys McNally Most likely to become Prime Minister.
Sean Otter Most likely to become successful.
Amy Pearson
Charlotte Rand
Lucy Rigg
Sampson
Danielle Small
Jade Smith We made it - Louis Tomlinson.
Samuel Tapp Most likely to get into a fight.
Scott Tees Goodbye and good luck.
Victoria Thomas Goodbye and good luck.
Bianca Tibbs
biggest risk a human can take is to risk nothing.
Michael Vesey We made it - Louis Tomlinson.
Hannah Walker Most likely to become a teacher.
Daniel Watts Goodbye and good luck.

JB

Judy Aitken
Caroline Body
Katie Crouch
Grant Daniels
Jack Devey
Christian Farley
Grace Garner
Luke Greening
Simon Jones
Jason Kettle
Paul Lee
Jamie Luckhurst
Rhys McNally
Sean Otter
Sarah Bridge
Tony Bridgerton
Amelia Church
Rhys Patterson
Alex Sanderson
Liz Sears
Danielle Small
Harry Smith
Jade Smythe
Paul Tainty
Karen Tiler
Josh Vallant
Michael Woodley
Frankie Wright Adele Young
Charlotte Potter
Charlie Rand
Justine Richards
Jessica Outer
Amy Pearson
Derek Yardly

feature Pages...

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Class

of 2023 FEATURE LAYOUT 1

Ark Acton Academy Class of 2023 Student Awards

Sports Personality

Biggest Gossip .

Deadest Jokes

Biggest Joker

Teacher’s Pet

Loudest Person

Best Hair Style

Most Outgoing

Become famous

. . . . . . .Shakir Omar .

.Shakir Omar

.Kevyn Dantas

.Kaiden Liburd

.Fady Shafter

.Shakir Omar

.Gabriel Kasongo

. .Fredrico Pinheiro Cuna

. .Larenz Akram

.Leshae Rattrey

.Leshae Rattrey

.Jayden Ende

.Jayden Ende

Break a world record .

. .Alena Arnaoudova

.Alena Arnaoudova

.Halima Rifi

.Gelila Solomon

.Seriyah Chaba

.Hajar Duale

.Kitalyah Trotman

.Amrtia Alizada

.Nawal Abdikabir

Win a Nobel Peace prize . .Aeshmeet Singh

.Lajos Imre

Become prime minister . . .Mohid Sajjad

Favorite Teacher .

Funniest Teacher

Strictest Teacher

.Ms Sherif

. .Mr Mishra

.Mrs Paulus

Best Dressed Teacher . . . .Mr Mishra

Prom Royalty . . .

Prom Best Dressed

. .Dejarn Young

.Yoana Zaharieva

.Yoana Zaharieva

.Amira Younes

.Julia Gutkowska

.Amira YounesFEATURE LAYOUT 2

.Amira Younes

.Alena Arnaoudova

.Ms Mohammed

.Mr Merton

. .Mrs Warrick Ittu

.Ms Aviomoh

.Zainab Muntadher

. .Basirat Salami, Tayshaun Green & Yoa Zaharieva

STUDENT MESSAGES

Olivia Beek 11ADO

Charles Leclerc, Bahrain Grand Prix 2023 lap 41.

Alexi Cheesman 11ADO FALA.

Keira Dudley 11ADO

No more homework, no more books! No more teachers dirty looks! Wow! I’m glad that’s over!

Keira Fisher 11ADO

I wish I lived on Pandora.

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Lily Bowden 11APX

Bon Voyage!

Darcey BradfordCooper 11APX

Don’t worry, I hated you too.

Molly Cramp 11APX Adios :).

Alfie Eden 11APX

I have 3 thousand hours on Ark.

Landen Elvins 11APX

Jake Bennett 11CMX

You girls need to stop praying for a good man, I can’t be everywhere at once.

Isaac Bligh 11CMX

I would say I have no regrets but I have some regrets.

Coral Blows 11CMX

29.06.21 <3 GK

Keeley Coomber 11CMX

Hayden Kilcline 11CMX

There is always light if only we’re brave enough to see it, if only brave enough to be it.

Matilda MacCallum 11CMX

One day I’m going to throw food back.

Zara-Louise McMenamin 11CMX

Doo!

Rafe Merrydew 11CMX

I <3 gooey lewey

Lola Misson 11CMX

It’s actually red.

Henry Morgan 11CMX

Henry…are you dyslexic? Miss Miles 2021

Noah Nixon 11CMX Sound.

If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really badly so you never have to do it again.

Phoebe Sandell 11ADO

I’m outta here! See you guys later!

Amanda Tull 11ADO

Treat people with respect.

Francky Yeardley 11ADO

Lexi smells.

Quit, don’t quit, noodles, don’t noodles…

Yep I started all the rumours LOL. Everyone hated me but I’m actually quite funny.

Archie Ross 11CMX

Love you Chrissy M xxx

Phoebe Glanvill

Harvey Cottam 11CMX

Tiktok taught me more than school did.

EP are massive.

Alyssa Puttock 11APX

Auf Wiedersehen :).

Mollie-May Smith 11APX

Life’s gonna kill you if you let it.

Charlotte Sullivan 11APX

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Aimee Green 11CMX

Doo! Love you Missile!

Kady Hewlett 11CMX

That’ll do donkey, that’ll do.

Olivia Johnson 11CMX

That was fun wasn’t it. I hope you all have a good life, lots of love Liv.

Harry Bullock 11DAT

Safe.

Owen Foskett 11DAT

The person to my right is butters. Big up Michael Middleton.

Isabelle Furniss 11DAT

Bye x

George Grenham 11DAT

Well…this was a waste of time

Rusty Hughes 11DAT

There’s no thunder without lightening, Kachow!

Harry JewsburyOgrodnik 11DAT

It was a fun year.

Jack Miller 11DAT

Something funny.

Alfie Priestman 11DAT

The person next to me is clapped.

Macauley Roberts 11DAT

Games the game. I’m still 5ft 4 after 5 years, just amazing.

Delilah Scott 11DAT

If this was a movie, it wouldn’t rate high on IMDB :).

Carla Turner 11DAT :).

Summer Wallis 11DAT

Error 404: comment not found.

Fraser Keen 11DKC Fortnite is life.

Vazika Santharoopan 11DKC

I only went to school because it was mandatory.

Lily Wasniewski 11DKC Doo!

Finlay Mott 11FMC

Sometimes you gotta close a door to open a window.

Erin Shevlin 11FMC

How the turntables…Michael Scott, The Office.

Ben Surridge 11FMC

I always remember.

Reilly Waters 11FMC

I never forget…

Erin Eves 11JBA

Hey Heyyyyyy.

Rafael dos Santos Ferreira 11JBA

What can i say except you’re welcome.

Ellen Doherty 11JMX

Dobby is free!

Anthony Duncan 11JMX

Darius, why are you in my closet?

Luca Moore 11JMX Bwoah.

Isabella Neal 11JMX

*Insert Taylor Swift reference here*

Dilan Sakinsel 11JMX

En uzun gecelerinde bir sahbahi var. - Cukur

Christopher Slater 11JMX

As a wise man once said ‘never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you’. - Mic drop

Carter Whittington 11JMX

I heart Gooey Lewie.

Franchesca Andrews 11MSP

I want to go back to London.

Serena Bateup 11MSP Scooby!

Gabriella Ford 11MSP

Goodbye, good luck.

Emily Hall 11MSP

Mr Liley, where’s my iPad?

Sam Justice 11MSP

W.

Alex Lord 11MSP

Don’t let Miss Moe catch you lacking.

Evie Milner 11MSP

School was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it wasn’t easy. But we made it.

Oscar Stokes 11MSP

25/3/22 - 21.55

Aidan Villiers 11MSP

Primary was 10 times better.

Edward Armstrong 11TDE

28.12.2030 17.57

Isabel Cooke 11TDE

Bald. Resident. Nonsense. Prosper. Courage. Wage. Plagiarise. Paralysed. Agent. Cable. Integrity. Lighter. Harmful. Swim. Butterfly. Promote. Protest. Sanctuary. Exhibition. Firm. Cook. Publication. Sandwich. Dependance. Prosecution. Epicalyx. Sister. Fax.

Ruby Davidson 11TDE

I’ve learned more Chemistry off TikTok in the past two years, but I’ve made it this far.

Luana Evans 11TDE Doo!

Evie-Leigh Fallowfield-Cooper 11TDE Doo!

Chloe Fiveash 11TDE

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Jake Gascoigne-Pees 11TDE

89 Phang Mvang Sai Kor Pa Tong, Phuket.

Willow Lima-Giles 11TDE

Money is fake, Harry Styles is forever.

Darja Litvinova 11TDE

Like Shakira once said ‘your hips don’t lie’ this has no correlation to school.

Riley Partridge 11TDE

35.13 ‘N, 106.54 ‘W visit the man who knocks. The danger

Benjamin Wedgwood 11TDE Safe.

Payton Wood 11TDE Doo!

Katie Sones TCO

High School Musical lied and Jay Silve is the best.

Class Photos

English - Miss Thurlby
English - Miss Thurlby
Drama
English - Mrs Fletton
Science - Miss Tierney
Science - Mrs Akaji
Science - Miss Flanagan
Science - Miss Tierney
Science - Mrs Goswell Science

Blythe Bridge High School & Sixth Form Class of 2023 Most Likely To...

…Win an Olympic Medal

Winner: Phoebe Chadwick

2nd: Summer Davies

3rd: Logan Cousins

…Win a Nobel Prize

Winner: Eli Xu

2nd: Devon Burnett

3rd: Josh Bridgeman

…Be ID’d at 30

Winner: Elton Hackney

2nd: Dylan Salmon

…Cure a disease

Winner: Eli Xu

2nd: Lucy Hart

3rd: Branden Hardy

…Become Prime Minister

Winner: Katie Burn

2nd: Zack Dean

3rd: Will Garlick

…Run away with the circus

Winner: Daniall Leese

3rd: Branden Hardy

2nd: Alex Bradley

3rd: Callum Shelley

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…Win an Oscar

Winner: Scarlett Burgess

2nd: Daniall Leese

…To be TikTok famous

Winner: Charlotte Crabtree

2nd: Evie Street

3rd: Lily Goodfellow

…Go viral

Winner: Amber-Rae Bagnall

2nd: Harry Bloor

3rd: Callum Shelley

…Be famous

Winner: Phoebe Chadwick

2nd: Baylee Dipepa

3rd: Tom Sullivan

Teachers’ Quotes...

"I’ve been to prison" - Mrs Ijewere (about her previous job!)

Language Timothy - Mr Jarrett

“You can use it but don’t abuse it” – Mrs Harvey

“Can I use your chopper?” - Mr Sparks

"It’s a skirt not a belt" -Mr Jarrett

"Chemistry is easier than Physics and Biology" - Mr Snipp

"You got it riiighht" - Ms Osundina

"This is Mummy Claus calling her two naughty little elves" - Mrs Davis (over tannoy)

"This is my penis" - Mrs Lazell in ICE lesson

“No I haven't done the register yet” – Miss Chivers

"I do try to be nice" (proceeds to give 50 pages of homework) – Mrs Garrett

"Its all about the goujons, girls" - Mr Allen

"I'm a private investigator" - Mrs Upton

"B or an S" - Mr Jarrett

"You’re my loudest class" - Mrs Garrett

"Age is just a number to me" - Mr Bekoe (out of context)

“If you put it in dry it gets stuck but if it’s wet it slides a bit” - Geography learning about the desert – Mrs Ellis

"I have a man crush on Ryan Reynolds" - Mr Snipp

"Taxi for PJ" – Mr Jarrett

"Your brain isn’t braining?" - Mrs Hall

"Look at it by looking at it" - Mrs Williams

“The first stage is denial” - Mr Bekoe (about us not believing the moon is transparent)

”I’ll get you all Greggs if you do your best” – Mrs Palmer

“Why does no one want my help”

“Why does no one want my help” - Mrs Williams

“Time to measure the groynes”

“I can tie a rope round a horses neck and drag it to a river but I can’t force it to drink” – Mrs Osundina

"You are not the queen of the moment" - Mr Bekoe “Lanyard” – Everyone!

“Time to measure the groynes” – Mrs SparksFEATURE LAYOUT 6

“You meant nothing to me back then” – Miss Chivers

“You are all a bunch of melons!” – Miss Whittaker

“You are not happy unless you are in a gown” – Ms Osundina

“I don’t like noise, I don’t like kids, I don’t like friends” – Mrs Williams

“I know six sword swallowers. I used to know seven” – Mr Snipp

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Art

Artists,

It has been a real pleasure to help steer you through the exciting yet challenging 2 years that is A Level Fine Art. The way that you have thrown yourselves into every challenge, meeting and exceeding them continuously has been truly inspirational. I am proud of each and every one of you and so pleased that many of you are moving on to creative University courses. Please go out there, push creative boundaries and be ambitious in whatever field you are going into.

You will be missed. Remember the music.

Biology

Dear Biologists,

Whether the past two years in biology has given you a foundation for further study or not, know that what we have learned together will give you something deeper in life: to understand how the body works and to care for others, to understand good science and to challenge ignorance, to understand nature and to care enough to protect it. Go well Biologists… laugh every day, read more, look up, enjoy nature, and look after it. We don’t inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.

Farewells Department

Business

To all the Year 13 Business students

You have been an absolutely incredible class to teach over the past 2 years! We have both enjoyed getting to know you and seeing you grow and mature as students both within our subject and as individuals outside of the classroom. You have been such a positive and engaging group to teach and thank you for all your commitment and the many many hours of work you have put into this subject. We wish you everything of the best and all the success in the world. Well done everyone on all you have achieved!!

Classics

‘Congratulations on finishing your Classical Civilisation A-level. It has been great teaching you for all your lessons this year, I have particularly enjoyed the meme wall, and I have really enjoyed our lessons and the passion you have displayed for the subject. Good luck with the future, I know you will all go onto do brilliant things in your future undertakings. Keep in touch and make sure to visit from time to time. Good luck! - Will’

Computer Science

To my Year 13 Computer Scientists, It has been an honour and absolute pleasure to share with you my love for Computer Science. You have all been amazing and with your newfound knowledge of computing and your incredible skills at programming, I know you will have great success in the future whatever you do.

In the words of Albert Einstein: “Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.”

Good Luck and Best Wishes

Robin Drama

What a team! Well done for all the hard work and determination over the past two years. It has been a memorable time. One of the highlights for us being the whole school show - what a great performance all round. Good luck with your future endeavours and delete TikTok once in a while!

Economics

“A nation is not made wealthy by the childish accumulation of shiny metals but is enriched by the economic prosperity of its people”. Adam Smith

I hope you have enjoyed learning about Economics as much as I have enjoyed teaching it to you. I wish you every success for the future and encourage you to continue to be interested in the economic issues that surround you.

Good luck in all that you do, Sue

English Language

What a journey we have been on, through the intricacies of our words and the power they have to reflect and shape our worlds. You are thoughtful, kind and funny; we have thoroughly enjoyed hearing your thoughts on issues such as genderlects, child language and accent discrimination (and you need to accept none of you have managed to master mine yet, despite the constant attempts to mimic it!). A particular favourite memory of you all will be the Neville Lawrence lesson, not because of your insightful analysis but because of the very human shock and amusement displayed when you realised what you had written. It has been a privilege to share this stage of your lives with you, reading your creative writing and investigations and realising that you are indeed ready for us to throw you out of our nests. Fly high and far, enjoying all that the world and its language has to share with you!

Class of 2023

BOHUNT SIXTH FORM Awards

Best dressed . . . . . .

Most controversial .

Biggest flirt

Class Clown .

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Best Bromance .

Drama Queen .

Worst driver

Best dancer

Best Couple . . . . .Lily Street-Woodward and Olly Keane

. . . . . . .Barnaby Lavery-Greenwood

Tom Hudson

Danny Hamilton

Jake Bain

.Sam Nash and James Thirkheld

Alara Ridout

Tom Goodwin

Becky Davis

MOST LIKELY TO...

...get married first . . . . . . .Josh Loveday and Phoebe Edgar

...be famous . .

...be Prime Minister .

...be an influencer .

...be a Range Rover mum

...win a Nobel Peace Prize

...get ID’d at 30

...win the lottery but lose the ticket

...become a teacher

TEACHER AWARDS...

Dad of Sixth Form

Mum of Sixth Form

.Mihai Rosca

Ela Sidhu

James Healey Fitness

Beth Hunter

Matilda Gray

Erin Moody

Nathan Simaoo

Archie Closier

Teacher of the year

Biggest gossip

Funniest

Most laid-back

Tim Ayres

Lucy Hunter

Jo Colby

Tutts and Wilko

Paul Sogaard

Catherine Bickley

bournemouth school for girls Class

Most Likely To...

…start a fight with a teacher

Winner: Lilly Cattini-Collins

2nd: Daisy-Mae Johnson

3rd: Iman Gamaleldin Osman

…cure cancer

Winner: Isha Nair

2nd: Anushka Ghosh

3rd: Annabelle Wilkinson

…become Prime Minister

Winner: Lucy Chen

2nd: Millie Brown

3rd: Lilly Cattini-Collins

…go on Love Island

Winner: Amira Stone

2nd: Sienna Cahill

3rd: Lauren Heckford

…marry a celebrity

…turn up late to a maths lesson

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Winner: Emily Ingram

2nd: Annabelle Thornhill

Winner: Mr Stent

2nd: Arianna Holmshaw

3rd: Cassia Zoldi

…become an IG model

Winner: Lydia Wilson

2nd: Raya Shenavari

3rd: Annebelle Thornhill

3rd: Nathan Moore

…become a teacher at our school

Winner: Grace Crocker

2nd: Rebecca Locke

3rd: Callie Humber

…win the Lottery but lose the ticket

Winner: Elsie Clark

2nd: Katherine Gillet

3rd: Victoria Jacobs

…have something named after them

Winner: Lily Boyington

2nd: Isha Nair

3rd: Lucy Chen

…become a sugar baby

Winner: Tawana Mapendani

2nd: Bella Main

3rd: Rosie Siviter

…never get their driving licence

Winner: Lydia Wilson

2nd: Bethany Weightman

3rd: Annalise Baker

…join a cult

Winner: Abigail Dibden

2nd: Tawana Mapendani

3rd: Hajera Bushra

…make everyone cry

Winner: Bella Main

2nd: Mrs Fenner

…drop out of uni

Winner: Morgan Parker

2nd: Zoe Paget

...be ID’d at 30

Winner: Ava Crowhurst

2nd: Arianna Holmshaw

3rd: Sophie Harris

…become a Range Rover mum

Winner: Evie Costello

2nd: Scarlett New

3rd: Bethany Weightman

…survive a zombie apocalypse

Winner: Esme Lewis

2nd: Arianna Holmshaw

3rd: Lidia W-B

...appear on Britain’s Got Talent

Winner: Zoe Paget

2nd: Tawana Mapendani

3rd: Sienna Cahill

…have their name pronounced incorrectly

Winner: Caiomhe Mackie

2nd: Tejal Harihar

3rd: Aivija Ceka

…win the Hunger Games

Winner: Lidia Witakowska-Bebel

2nd: Charlotte Hanniball

3rd: Esme Lewis

...cry at Knitting Club

Winner: Lily Boyington

Confessions

I used to jump out of the Parr windows.

Threw a pair of someone’s shoes out of a first-floor window and got caught by Miss Gear.

I see too many teachers as parental figures.

I didn’t do a single bit of history work in lockdown and then I dropped it because I was too behind.

My friends and I ran out of Leeson House at 12am to jump onto hay bales in the neighbouring field and when we came back we scared the campers because they thought we were kidnappers.

In Year 10 I sat on a bookshelf, and it snapped in half in Mrs Davie’s German class and then the whole of 10P got told off for it but I wasn’t even in Parks.

I have a snowdrop tattoo.

My friends and I decided to eat tomato paste straight out of the tube in the back of a history lesson.

Turned up tipsy to a double lesson.

Whenever I was on recycling duty, I would just dump my forms recycling in random Year 7 classrooms and make them do it.

I have a crush on Mr Whiteside.

I stole Sienna’s £1 she gave in for charity on mufti day.

When my hamster died my parents wouldn’t let me bury it, so I brought it to school and buried it in one of Mrs Quinn’s flower beds.

I used to come up with questions in French so I could talk to Mr Allegre.

In the summer heatwave Mr Harris didn’t wear any socks and shoes in his classroom.

I regularly stalk Mr Brien’s Instagram

I skipped a lesson to see a sneaky link in the copse.

Never bothered to do or hand in the Blashford Lakes project in y8 but came out with a B+ and a gold star for effort.

I cheated in my Year 8 music exam and still failed.

On behalf of 9.1 (2018-19), we used to turn off the projector at the wall every single German lesson, and Frau Clayton would call IT and waste about 15 minutes. We’re sorry Frau Clayton.

I stuffed yoghurt packets behind the radiator in my form room so the whole room stank like mouldy cheese.

I’m actually quite sad I haven’t broken any rules.

I have a crush on Miss Scriven.

I stole Mrs Watts brownie.

On a school trip to Hampton Court Palace, I drop kicked a conker and it hit Mrs Holman.

I left my vape in Mrs Collins’ car.

I once signed out before 3.35 on a Wednesday afternoon.

Yearbook Committee

What to say about the Yearbook committee? Well first I want to say thank you to: Will Opie, Kyle Bright, Aicha Balde, Brayden Bavister, Nana Aba Blakson, Lydia McCluskey, Alex Walker and our late edition Tabitha Jones. Oh and of course I can’t forget our Photographer William Digance in Year 10 who volunteered and gave up much of his own time to help us. The yearbook committee has worked endlessly and we have spent many lunch times and many hours after school making this yearbook happen; we have created many memories from Brayden letting one go to William calling Nana “Nanny”. It has been a real pleasure working with you all and I could not have done it without you, Thank you!

Zara Nicholls Yearbook Editor

I would like to say a massive thank you to the Yearbook committee and in particular Zara, the amount of work that went on behind the scenes was huge! Just the organisation alone took hours, from taking photos and editing them, sending emails to parents, fundraising, liaising with Fizz, all whilst in the most important year of your lives (so far). The dedication, commitment and resilience it has taken to produce this yearbook is real testament to your character Zara and you have shown a real passion to give your peers something tangible they can remember their time at BHCS by, so thank you on behalf of all of Year 11!

We Will Miss You...

11DHI1, you will be missed. You have made the teaching of History so easy and enjoyable for me this year. Best of luck with your next steps - any college or workplace will be lucky to have such amazing young people attending and working for them. All the best!!

Miss Day

Dear Year 11. I really wanted to just say thank you. When I joined the school, you made me feel really welcome and it was so great to see so many of you choose construction. You have all worked really well over these past two years and it has been my privilege to share a small part of your lives with you. I wish you all the best of luck with the next steps in your futures, and I also look forward to seeing some of you in September. Limits like fears, are often just an illusion!

Mr Gregory

11BAD1 You will be very missed and the art department will feel very quiet and empty without you! I have such fond memories with you all in lesson and in art club, you all never failed to make me laugh- From Malika’s sudden outbursts singing to the radio, Katie’s laps round the classroom when she’s looked at her painting too long ,and pretty much everything Zara says and does.. (as well as so many more) You lot have given us so many laughs and smiles and worked very hard, we in art are very proud. It’s been a pleasure teaching you and watching you grow up. Good luck to you and the whole of Year 11, wishing you all the best.

Miss Evans

11M/MA2 what a journey we have had! There have been times where you drove me insane, but I have genuinely enjoyed teaching you all. It has been amazing watching you work hard and seeing your maths improve over the past two years. You have made me laugh, and I will miss teaching you all. Good luck with the next steps in your lives, you will all be amazing! Keep in touch and let us know how you're getting on!

Miss Worbey

11M1 – It has been such a privilege to watch you grow and develop your own personalities over the years. We have had quite a few adventures in English and quite a lot of laughs, and at times have kept me sane.

Year 11 will always hold a special place for me, the year group I got to be head of (for the most stressful year of my life), watching you come in as little, feisty Year 7’s and leave as big, feisty Year 11’s has been great to witness.

Good luck in the next steps of your life.

Miss Purdy

Keep smiling and be happy. I will miss giving some of you your medication every lunchtime! And no, you can’t go home unwell! Stay healthy and take care.

Mrs Ramsden

11BAD1- I really will miss you crazy bunch of people! Thank you for always brightening my day and providing constant entertainment, both in class and during art club. I honestly don’t think I’ve cry-laughed with any other group of students. I hope you all keep your creativity with you wherever you go and remember my glare whenever you doubt yourself.

Miss Brewer

To my library people, you know who you are, it has been a pleasure. Whether you were a reader, a chess player or just a biscuit eater under the guise of a book club member, you have brightened my days and made my job worthwhile. I hope you realise your dreams and if any of you become authors, I expect a signed copy of your book(s) for my library.

Mrs Smy

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County High School

Class of 2023 Awards

Best fashionista . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Alliyah Iyanda

Best facial expressions . . . . . . .Richie John-Onaiwu

Best storyteller . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Oliver Mahoney

All round nice person . . . . . . .Aled Taylor-Morgan

Most Likely To...

…win the Lottery but lose the ticket .Leo Rawlinson

…become Prime Minister . . . . . .Oscar Evans-Gray

…win an Oscar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Faye Burke

…survive a zombie apocalypse . . .Zachary Thomas

…appear on reality TV . . . . . . . . . . .Hallie Buisson

... be late on their first day to work . .Shaun Hurrell

Teacher Awards...

Most down-with-the-kids . . . . . . . . . . . .Mr Gregory

Wisest teacher .

Most distinctive voice . .

.Mr Fishleigh

. .Mr Payne

Be mistaken for a student . . . . .Mr Hurlock-Brown

Best dressed .

. .Miss Stoddart

Our School Memories at BCHS...

Thank you BCHS for the wonderful time and the good memories I'll keep forever.

Milana Klimova BCHS, thank you for dealing with me :)

Bethanie Green

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I would like to thank the teachers, my friends and especially Miss Smy. They made the year in BCHS much better for me!!

Thanks <3

Manaswi Rambothu

Thank you for everything you have done for me, BCHS.

Katie Rusz

Famous Quotes

"I am FUMIN"

- Mrs Plimmer “It’s only a small hill after this…”

- Mr Gifford “I’ve got an air fryer!!!”

- Mrs Swaffield “Have you been to your careers appointment?”

- Mr Lambrianidies "Quality woofage"

- Mr Glover “Heads will roll”

- Mr McCahey “Oooo now I’ll listen, chocolate”

- Mrs Shorrock

“How are you going to get through life without knowing 5 ways to solve a quadratic equation?!”

- Mrs Collinge “Hydrogen is the emo of the periodic table"

- Mr Norman “You little weasel”

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- Mr McKay “I had a student who leaned back on their chair and broke their head…”

- All teachers “Where’s your tie?”

- Mr Powell “Punctuality, attendance, attainment….resilience”

- Miss Howard

Boys’ Football

Where to start with this team! This group of footballers have had quite an amazing 4 years (one lost to COVID). Participating in the National Cup, the Hampshire Cup Final and District competitions, and coming away as District Champions 3 of the 4 years and final to be played at the time of writing. They have worked tirelessly - showing grace in winning but more importantly, grace in defeat. This group have demonstrated true teamwork and support for one another in some really challenging times - and we as a school couldn’t be prouder. Well done lads!

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Girls’ Football

From little Year 8’s all the way to Year 11 you have been wonderful. Its been great to see the commitment both on and off the pitch from the Y11 team. We wish you all the best of luck in your future footballing careers

Cricket

For many of the boys involved they only managed to play whilst in Year 10 but what a year it was! County softball champions and hardball district champions. The final of the district cup hold one of my favourite memories as teacher, we looked down out and in the final 3 overs of the game some fabulous bowling and some outrageous catches saw wicket after wicket fall and we eventually came out winners with only a couple of bowls remaining.

Netball

After 5 years of success, your time on the court has come to an end! What a fantastic 5 years you have had as BHCS netballers! We hope to see you all take to the court in the adult league!

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What a journey you have been on, and now the end is in sight. Leaving Budmouth may sound brilliant to some, but deep down many of you will miss the friends you have made, the teachers who have helped you and the sense of security and routine that school brings to our daily lives. Leaving one aspect of your life and moving on to another is part of becoming an adult, and for most of this is this is the first step on this long journey. It doesn’t make it easy however. The most important thing is to learn from the past, gain knowledge from your mistakes and approach the next step with renewed enthusiasm, be that here at school, at college or on an apprenticeship.

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For now though, it is important to take stock after a busy and stressful exam period and decide how you want to spend the summer. Don’t waste it, this will most likely be the longest holiday of your life, and whether you get a job, go travelling, visit some music festivals or just choose to spend the time outdoors in our beautiful local area, make sure live in the moment and spend time thinking about your own dreams and aspirations for your future. Finally, I wish you the best of luck, enjoy the yearbook and prom and I’d love you to come back and visit us here and to let us know how you are getting on.

Congratulations on reaching the end of Year 11! I hope you will look back on your time in school with fond memories and pride. From entering in 2018 as scared and nervous Year 7s, to adapting to online schooling during the covid pandemic to returning and blossoming into respectable young adults during Year 11, you’ve faced it all with patience, resilience and determination. It has been a privilege to be a head of school with you since Year 8. I wish you all the success in the future and remember “if you believe you can you’re halfway there” (T Roosevelt).

Jayne Guppy

Attenborough

of School

Hawking - it has been a pleasure to get to know you all over the past couple of years as your Head of School. And what a couple of years they have been! I’m not sure any of us would have predicted that your final years at secondary school would involve a pandemic, but there you go! It has presented its challenges, but I have been impressed by the way so many of you have taken it in your stride and remained positive, upbeat and driven.

As Heads of School we always talk about resilience but who knew how your year group was going to have to step up and be so self motivating and resilient?

You have survived the craziest of GCSE learning; one minute in school, then at home, then in bubbles, with strength and a lot of humour. I remember so many of you from Year 7 and 8 drama lessons but now I know you as young adults, preparing for the rest of your lives and about to step off on your biggest adventures. Wherever you plan to go in September and beyond, remember the fantastic group you have come from. Be proud to be a Year 11 2023 leaver - the ones who survived it all!

“You can often change your circumstances by changing your attitude” Eleanor Roosevelt.

Lesley Carter

Shelley Head of School

I want to leave you with some words of advice from a very wise man, and our school’s namesake, Stephen Hawking:

‘Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don’t just give up.’

I wish you all the luck with your next steps and wherever they may take you. Keep focused, strive hard and be kind.

Sophie Ives Hawking Head of School

Y11 Turing - Congratulations, you’ve made it!

What a journey, 5 years at Budmouth, and it has been a privilege being your Head of School for the final stint. You are a year group full of character, humour and purpose. A year group that has had to adapt and overcome through some of the most challenging times. Now is the time to start your journey; take risks, continue learning and stay hungry for progression. Most importantly, have an incredible summer, stay safe and be excited for what the future holds!

Peter Pring

Remember, ‘Marginal Gains’ / ‘Building the 1%ers’ - Small progress each day adds up to big results.

Awards & Most Likely To...

Sportiest Girl .

Sportiest Boy

Most friendly .

Most Musical .

Jenna Thethi

Alex Keen

.Ayaan Shaik

.Eniola Kolade

Most enthusiastic . .Elizabeth Anderson

Most creative

Most accident prone

Kai Lindo

Hugo Sugawara

Most social media obsessed

Quentin Blay

Computer Genius . . . .Luka Stillingfleet

Prettiest handwriting . . . . .Tansie Davies

Best Gamer .

Biggest Prankster .

Gianluca Toberelli

.Jack Morris

…win an Olympic medal . . .Dan Kamran

…become a millionaire . . . .Quentin Blay

…win a Nobel Prize .George Samuelson

…win the Lottery but lose the ticket

Yusuf Ali

Biggest joker

Best sneeze .

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Best school Rrip

Best singer .

Best Artist

Best smile

Arul Dixit

…climb Mount Everest .

.Tansie Davies

Faizan Islam

Worthing

Manaal Qureshi

Aamina Riyas

Dragos Iancu

…win an Oscar

Eisaam Tayyab

…have something named after them

Ayaan Bashir

…break a world record . .Sofia Sehmbey

…survive a zombie apocalypse

Jack Hewstone

Best excuse for being late

Raihan Ahmed

Best Meme lord / lass

Best Fashionista .

.Balraj Brar

Ayub Bare

...fall over standing still . . . . .Rayan Irfan

…have their name pronounced incorrectly

.Rickwinder Mani

…become a Pilot . . .Jasmehar Dhaliwal

...save the planet . . .George Samuelson

…bring their pet to school . .Ray Stabler

...get away with eating in lesson

Adit Vijay Kumar

…appear on Reality TV Manreet Dhanoa

…talk their way out of anything

Raihan Ahmed

Teacher Awards...

Biggest coffee lover

Funniest Teacher

.Mr Banin

Mr Trehy

Strictest teacher . . . .Miss Hajamaideen

Most inspirational

Most down-with-the-kids

Wisest Teacher

Best Accent

Mr Trehy

Miss Rashid

Most likely to give homework

Best beard

Best dressed

Coolest classroom

Mr Dunn

Mr Kay

Mr Wall

Mr Virk

Mr Sidhu

.Miss Clube

CLASS OF 2023

SEASON 2

Message from the Director (Headteacher)

Dr Gillespie

Dear Year 13,

As a year group you have had an awful lot to deal with during your time at BGS. The experience of lockdowns, TAGs and remote learning will stay with you always, but I hope that these experiences will have built your resilience and ability to adapt to whatever life throws at you. It has been a pleasure to see how you have equipped yourselves with the attitudes, study skills and resilience to meet these challenges and also find time to support the younger students who have benefitted from your mentoring.

Although COVID restrictions and lockdowns may have robbed us of a few social events and trips that really cement friendships, they have also enabled us to reflect on what is really important and seem to have actually cemented greater bods of friendship between you all and also deepened your links with your teachers. You will be aware of the generosity of the overwhelming majority of your teachers in giving up their time outside of lessons to support you. If this is the case, before you leave please take the time to let others know that you have been thinking of them or thank them for the support and kindness they have shown to you in your times of greatest need.

your choreography, direction, performances and the technical know how of the

As a year group you have always demonstrated a clear understanding of the importance of being a Caring Individual and this is particularly true through extracurricular activities, both on the stage or the sports field and I hope that you continue with these and new experiences as you move to the next part of your lives. I know that both the dance show and productions won’t quite be the same without your choreography, direction, performances and the technical know how of the awesome stage crew.

The staff and I could not be prouder of a year group who have faced staggering challenges and rolled up their sleeves and got on with things whilst supporting each other and the younger students. You should be extremely proud of how you have been at the forefront of this excellence in the face of such adversity. Always remember Dr Haynes, his sense of adventure and pursuit of a career he loved which made a difference to so many of us.

Have a great summer, best of luck on your next steps and please keep in touch so that you can continue to inspire the future generations of BGS students.

CLASS OF 2023

Message from the Assistant Director

(Assistant Headteacher)

Mr John

Dear Year 13,

This yearbook you hold in your hand is a snapshot of the highlights and memorable events of your time at BGS. A closing of a chapter in your lives.

I hope it will remind you of good times with friends, and events like the Dance Show or Drama Production, or a specific lesson, teacher or school trip. And I hope, when you find this yearbook safely stored away in ten, twenty or even thirty years time, all those memories come flooding back and bring a huge smile to your face. Hopefully it will prompt you to send a message or two to your friends – “I’ve just found our old yearbook, do you remember when…….”

Undoubtedly you will reflect on how challenging your school and early Sixth Form experience was during 2020-22. And it has been, of course, but I have always been impressed with the resilience you all have shown. It will prepare you well for any bumps in the road along your way.

Your Sixth Form experience also coincided with being the first Year 13 cohort to spend the majority of their Sixth Form in the new school building, with the old school building just a fading memory. It isn’t, however, the buildings that make your school experience so memorable - it is the people. You have created friendships at BGS that will last long into the future. Treasure those bonds.

At this point, I like to offer advice that may be of use to you in the future:

• Continue to aim high. Don’t let setbacks put you off track, they are just part of the learning experience of life.

• Travel, travel, travel. There is a whole world out there waiting to be explored.

• Make a positive impact with everything you do.

• Be nice to family, friends and strangers alike.

• Pay off your credit card each month.

• Do something regularly that makes you happy.

• Ring your parents weekly, they will miss you. Honest.

• Stay in touch with your school friends. As many as you can, of course, and as the years pass make time for the special few.

As one door closes, another door opens. The rest of your life awaits. Grasp the opportunities, stay true to yourself and enjoy every moment.

Keep in touch and take care.

Teachers’ Messages

Wishing the Year 11s all the best for next year and beyond. Always remember, so long as you believe and work hard, you can achieve anything you put your mind to!

Ms Akinsoji Science Teacher

I hope that you reach your goals and aspirations that you set yourself. The only way to achieve your goals is that it requires you to be driven, determined and to put in the effort.Good luck!

Ms Begum Science Teacher

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My wonderful Year 11 it’s been a pleasure to know you, to watch you grow and to see how much you have changed over the years. I know you will all go on to achieve great things and I’m wishing you nothing but success, happiness and peace on your next chapter I’m going to miss hearing your big mouths through the corridors.

Lots of love your favourite TA.

Ms Campbell Teaching Assistant

Whilst I have only taught 11-4 for a short period of time, I am glad to see how far everyone has progressed despite the challenge of their GCSE exams approaching. I wish you all luck in your future endeavors. Special mention to Hussein for making exceptional progress in Physics, Deja, Nas and Shakayla for always leading the charge on answering questions in class, and to Mehkai for cheering up the class with his jokes.

Mr Benlier Science Teacher

As you leave Buxton School and begin the next phase in your learning journey and lives, remember to try your best, be kind, keep safe, be reflective and find reasons to laugh. I wish you every success.

Mrs Bilbrough Secondary SENCo

Well done, Year 11. This has been quite a journey. I hope you are proud of the progress you have made and the results you will get. I would particularly like to praise my class 11-4/En for all their improvement, and their desire to succeed. All the best.

Mr Collett English Teacher

Be unique and different and shine in your own way. Believe in yourself.

Mrs Darlow SEN Support Staff

Dream out loud, at high volume and don’t let anyone mute you :)

Ms Green Teaching Assistant

Congratulations year 11, I have enjoyed teaching you each year and watching how you have made massive progress. You have all been through so much and shown so much resilience. I hope you will always keep music in your lives and continue to let it bring joy and happiness! I know many of you are going to study music and I know you will all go on to succeed in all your chosen pathways. Always be confident and brave! I hope your experiences in performing, composing, and learning about music from around the world, and throughout history, will continue to influence and shape your lives in the future.

Ms Joseph Music Teacher

It has been a pleasure seeing your growth here at Buxton School. A year group full of great characters and mischief! I wish you all the very best and I look forward to hearing how you are getting on after we have released you into the world! Take care,

Mr K Year Leader

Good luck with future opportunities, stay happy and positive :)

Ms Khan Computing Teacher

Thank you to Liam, Anyikah and Florina for their unwavering enthusiasm for the subject and for being such wonderful pupil helpers. You have demonstrated to me that you have the skills and resilience to go on and do well in your futures. Good luck!

Mr Mawdsley Drama Teacher

Dear Year 11’s, It has been a real pleasure teaching you mathematics. You have worked incredibly hard and I am sure you will do fantastically (God-Willing) in the future. I will miss you ALL. Stay in touch!

Ms Qureshi Math Teacher

Follow your dreams because you are capable of anything you put your mind to. Wishing you all the best! From,

Ms Miller Year Leader

Although it is sad to see you all leaving. I am excited to see and hear all of the amazing things you will go on to do. I hope to see you in all your successes in the future. You’ve been an amazing class and year to teach. Go be great.

Ms Stotter English Teacher

Thank you, Year 11 for driving me completely insane whilst covering your lessons. I was always a pushover for you guys and let you sit where you want !! ABDUL SHARIF AND HIS TOILET PASS will haunt me forever!

You will be dearly missed. Wishing you the absolute best for the future. Stay in touch!

Ms Zahid Cover Supervisor

To our English class of Keneal, Neal, Lucca, Elvis and Jessica you have become such a caring, social group of young people. It has been a joy to watch you grow, learn, and mature over the years.

Good luck in your future college paths.

Ms Zecca SENCo

Senior Prefects

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Fiona Pacolli
Caleb Hyman Ella Soriano
Jasmine Inwood
Rosslyn Desalu
Liberty Peters-Murphy Lola Ruddy
Ruby Thompson Samsam Harun Zsa Zsa Scior-Lewis

Head Prefects Messages

Mhm well two (or seven in my case for better or worse) years, too many. It’s been a blast being your head girl, taking random pictures of yall like a creep to rushing around the school on prefect duties, in all honesty this opportunity is one I will never forget. Even though somehow we are still meeting new people in our year every week, I know for certainty that we all will go on to do something great. Throughout our time at camden we’ve faced a lot of adversity and uncertainty ; the fingerprint system still doesn’t work (#someoneisoutside iykyk), Amber heard’s dog stepped on a bee, the common room still has such an intense smell and Tesco meal deal prices rose substantially (Honestly probably the worst thing that’s happened to this country), and yet collectively as a year group we have shown resilience and unity in the things we do. Where else would you see students having ping pong tournaments for fun or students willingly being harassed by pink police to raise money for fighting breast cancer or students filling the food bank box each term to help struggling families.… Probably lots of places actually. But the point is you guys still thrive in these times of adversity and that is the reason why you can achieve greatness. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s not possible. Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t do it. Don’t let anyone tell you no. Because truthfully you can. As the famous poet Sid the sloth from the ice age once said “bad news is just good news in disguise. That even though things look bad, there’s a rainbow round every corner”. :) So pursue your passions. Walk the tightrope. Take the risk. Because the worst thing that could happen is it won’t. Let your reason be your motivation to succeed. And, if you have no reason - do it for the vibes x Until we meet again *cabbage*,

Zahra Amin - Head prefect

AHHH! WE’VE MADE IT! FINALLY! Well, by the time you’re reading this…we’ve almost made it. There’s only the most intense period of our lives coming up (cries)! But in all seriousness, this Year Group has shown me what it truly means to be strong, resilient and determined. You guys never cease to amaze me with your incredible talents, intelligence, kindness and all-together brilliance. I cannot thank you enough for giving me the incredible opportunity of being your Head Girl. Running around like a headless chicken during each school event we’ve hosted, multiple nights of toiling away in my kitchen until 4 am desperately trying to make cookies for endless bake sales and getting to play the queen herself, Ms Camillo, in the Christmas Pantomime are certainly experiences I’ll never forget. Every moment has been completely worth it. In the past two years, Feminist Society has been reinstated, Culture Club and LGBTQ+ club has continued to be run by students in our year and we’ve raised substantial amounts of money during fundraising events for various charities such as EndFGM and RefugePoint whose causes are extremely crucial in today’s world. These amazing achievements have happened because of YOU. What I love about Camden is the amount of encouragement and support our teachers give to us students, giving us the confidence to be initiators which helps us tap into our potential. We are all capable of achieving more than we even realise, and so I cannot wait to see what is next for everyone. Life is too short to limit yourself. Seven years of Tesco’s meal deals, enjoying strutting our stuff on the Pink Day catwalk and endless frustration at the front gate because our fingerprints won’t let us in have been totally worth it. I wish you the best of luck in all that you do, you wonderful, beautiful people! Onwards and upwards! Justin Biba outttt xxxx P.s. Let’s hope Tesco catches a break from us soon…until the next lot ;)

Biba McCrindle - Head prefect

The Wellington Academy Class of 2018 - 2023

Student Awards

Sportiest Girl

Sienna Clark

Sportiest Boy

Reece Donald

Most Caring

Jessica Andrews

Most Musical

Sharon Degei

Most Enthusiastic

Sharon Degei

Most Inspirational

Cherice Pugh

Most Creative

Kimberley Craven

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Best Accent

Aaron Hale

Best Singer

Angel Bulmer

Best Artist

Kimberley Craven

Best Smile

Ashlee King

Best Excuse for Being Late

Alfie Peacock

Best Meme Lord/Lass

Jake Parke

Best Fashionista

Ewan Old

Most Accident Prone

Computer Genius

Jayden Thomas

Jake Millerick

Most Sarcastic

Prettiest Handwriting

Alyssa Tidy

Alina Peters

Most Social Media Obsessed

Grace Hills

Loudest Lough

Destini Weir

Biggest Joker

Riley Geddes

Best Sneeze

Jacob Wardingly

Best Double Act Isobel and Riley

Best Catchphrase

Thomas Brindley

Best Facial Impression

Jaiden Johnson

Best Gamer

Jayden Thomas

Best Storyteller

Tyla Sheppard

Biggest Prankster

Riley Geddes

Most likely To...

Most Likely to win the Olympics

Reece Donald

Most Likely to become a Millionaire

Caitlin Owen

Most Likely to win a Nobel Prize

Elizabeth Seabrook

Most Likely to win Britain's Got Talent

Harry Keveany

Most Likely to win the Lottery but lose the ticket

Lauren Popham-Gould

Most Likely to become Prime Minister

Ewan Old

Most Likely to climb Mount Everest

Mason Clarkson-Kearsley

Most Likely to write a novel Noah Connelley

Most Likely to become a teacher at our school

Alysa Angliss

Most Likely to be ID’d at 30 Finley Logan

Most Likely to travel the World

Kimberley Craven

Most Likely to own 20 cats a nd dogs

Jessie Crouch

Most Likely to win an Oscar Evie White

Most Likely to perform in the West End

Jessie Crouch

Most Likely to have something named after them

Cherice Pugh

Most Likely to break a world record

Josh Trainor

Most Likely to survive a zombie apocalypse

Alex Leach

Most Likely to fall over standing still

Ewan Old

Most Likely to wear their uniform inside out

Harry McLeish

Most Likely to have their named pronounced incorrectly

Kyera Prescott

Most Likely to discover a new element

Ryan Gibbons

Most Likely to go to the Moon

Aahil Gurung

Most Likely to become a footballer

Reece Donald and Owen Lindsay

Most Likely to win the Hunger Games

Byron Hepworth

Most Likely to become a Pilot James Keith-Platt FEATURE LAYOUT 23

Most Likely to save the planet

Max Collins

Most Likely to bring their pet to school

Adam Large

Most Likely to appear on Reality TV

Jessie Crouch

Most Likely to talk their way out of anything

Tyla Sheppard

Gallery STAFF

Adeola Adebiyi Luis Amador Stephanie Babbage Tunde Balogun Annie Bevan
Nicole Bruce Stephanie Challen
Lizzie Challis Pam Colston Stacey Cowlin
Aisling Cunniffe Sophie Cutts
Varuna Dhunput Declan Doherty Neely Dore
Sarah Downey Grainne Duffy
Emily Dunn
Suzie Dunnell Aisling Emerson-Morris
Adam Epps Kate French Elliott Giles Zehra Goral George Graham
Alison Gymer Nikolai Hall
Chris Hanks Chloe Hannaway Nomana Hashim
Leanne Heath Kay Horncastle Yuqing Hu Abi Humble Pantelis Iakovou
Laura Jackson Gary Jerden
Alice Jones Colette Jones Odette Kabalo Mukndi
Demetris Kalogirou Natalie Kerin Kit Kimbell Alexis Lock
Christine Lockwood
Amie Lumer Ben Mapp
Darleny McInally Karina McKenzie Amber Moore
Faye Morcombe Matt Niner
Kerri Oakley
David Oliver Abisola Osiyemi

Favourite Memories...

When we beat the PE Teachers at all sports.

Man City trip - April 2022

Winning the handball national finals

Playing football at school is one of the best moments of my life

Conference Room

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When Aria told be about jalapeños.

Man City trip

Year 9 very good

92b

Becoming Deputy Head Girl

Going to Kew Gardens

London zoo

Winning National finals handball Championship

Gossiping in the girls toilets

Going to Kew Gardens with all my mates

Becoming Head Girl and being given many amazing opportunities.

Inset Days

Snapped collarbone

Favourite memory is Year 9 class, putting Savannah in a box

The Berlin Trip

Doing no revision

Sports day

Year 9

Community service

Community service with the boys

Telling stories to each other in Year 10

Year 11 DT lessons

The Duke of Edinburgh Expedition, Visiting The London Zoo and West Wittering

Playing football with friends

Manchester Football trip

Manchester City trip

When I fell down the whole fight of stairs

Sports day 2022

Girls toilet gossip

Enrichment day in Year 10 when we had army people in

Being hauled by many people across the corridor in a cardboard box

The enrichment day with the army when me and Lexie ordered McDonald’s

92B

The 92b class.

Finley’s RE Power Point

Year 9, French and English (the whole of Year 9)

The enrichment day when the army came

First day I came to school.

ChristCollege Guildford Favourite Memories...

Most Likely To & Awards...

Become a millionaire?

11A Esiroh Labefo-Audu

11B Theodore Peterkin

11C Meshak-Cavelle

11D Rayaan Hussain

11E Ati Akinrinande

11F Narges Neiss

11G Chinaedum Mereni

11H Luis Carguacundo

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Get Arrested for something silly?

11A Mousa Sallat

11B Jayden Garratty

11C Samuel Olumegbon

11D Indrit Avdyl

11E Seyi Banjo

11F Abdul-Qayyum Yusuff

11G Sameer Shafi

11H Ardi Avdulahu

Become famous?

Become president?

11A Osasere Whitney

11B Charlie Dowsett

11C Ash Grealish

11D Talullah Hastings

11E Ella Robinson

11F Chantal Osei

11G Alper Duymazer

11H Carl Egbaran

11A Yusuf Awelkheir

11B Lisa Nguyen

11C Mike Isierhienrhien

11D Matas Vengalis

11E Tyrese Marfo Senyah

11F Joanne Dikenawosi

11G Ramisa Begum

11H Arike Makonjuola

Fake their death?

11A Ozer Kiazim

11B Blake Akindele-Lomas

11C Lucas Morbey

11D Richard Cai

11E Rory Leighton

11F Samuel Pepe

11G Edison Dung

11H Michael Ferguson

Be involved in drama?

11A Peter Ekpo

11B Rachel Akintaro

11C Alan David Kamara

11D Sahira Emerson-Dore

11E Favour Banwo

11F Shadiya Elmi

11G Zahraa Hameed

11H Lava Essa

Brighten up your day?

11A Paris Layton

11B Ameyer Hannah

11C Ahmed Said

11D Sienna-Rose Beal

11E Precious Odukoya-Ayodele

11F Miradi Kita

11G Rachel Oladipo

11H Juan Agudelo Gil

Win the lottery & lose the ticket?

11A Yemi Aina

11B Adewale Yemi-Lawal

11C Mohamed Ahmed

11D Evie England

11E Bethlehem Zekarias

11F Alhassan Kamara

11G Aryan Shafai

11H Rima Sherhani

The Yearbook Committee

This wonderful Yearbook could not have been made without the following people:

Ramisa Begum - Collecting staff messages, relentlessly helping with photos.

Adama Ndiaye - Amazing photographer and team player

Sarah Betteai - Excellent photo taking helper

Abigail Malawska - Fantastic photographer - Great work!

Joanne Dikenwosi - Liaising with students and collecting all the general photos

Atteyalah Kareem - Collecting all your most likely too’s – amazing!

Aliyat Kareem - Fabulous quote collector

Osasere Whitney - Fabulous quote collector

Georgia Watts-Bryan - Collecting messages and photos

On behalf of all of Year 11 we thank you for making this amazing yearbook!

Ms Ragusa

Best Teacher & Why?

Miss Narwan - she is a good teacher and always elevates me and makes me enjoy the lesson. - Stella Gbla

Mr Wong - he was just a chill guy and very knowledgeable. - Arash Wahedi

Miss Owusu & Miss Kendall - there always there for me and listen to me when I need to talk I’m forever thankful! - Shayley Rogers

Mr Manani - he let me go toilet. - Richard Cai

Mr Aden - best form tutor , Dr scambler - most patient, Miss Asuquo- OUR SCHOOL MOTHERR. - Lava Essa

Dr Scambler - he is really nice and teaches in fun ways. - Ramisa Begum

Ms Asuquo - she was like my second mum. - Carl Egbaran

Mr Warwick - he’s the Goat. - Yahay Yusuf

Miss Bensonnnnnnnnnnn - love her.

- Zyannah Dyer

Mr Warwick - even though he loves giving out detentions to poor 11 Year olds he’s an amazing teacher and I love his lessons.

- Joanne Dikenawosi

Mr Martinho - he made me fall in love with biology.

Mr Hirji - amazing maths teacher class guy as well. - Hassan Oyeleye

Mcdougall - more entertaining lessons than some other teachers. - Keiran Brambles-McEvoy

MS Deniran- top Goat. - Ardi Avdulahu

Miss Benson - shes easy to talk to.

- Esther Sery-lou

Miss Kendall because she listens and helps.

- Flossie Dearsley

MR CRISWELL & MR WARWICK GIVE HIM A RAISE AND BRING MR CRISWELL BACK!!!

- Nada Tazouti

Ms Mcray, she’s my bff. - Scarlet Granger

Mr Boadu cause he’s Goated.

- Blake Akindele-Lomas

Mr Ryder - he always cares for his students (even the ones who show no interest in class).

- Aaron Morales

Miss Pateman - she is a nice teacher and one of the most clear science teacher i have had.

- Mousa Sallat

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Ms Ragusa and my amazing form tutor Ms Asuquo. - Hamda Ahmed

- Sahira Emerson-Dore

Mr Warick - very intelligent and is valued staff member. Mrs Key-makes history interesting and pushes me to do my best.

Miss Asuquo - she loves everyone and treats everyone with respect.I will never forget her and I hope she will never forget me too - plus she is soooo beautiful. - Atteyalah Kareem

Miss Wills, she has the nicest heart and has been supportive of me since the beginning.

- Khadija Senensie

Mr Garcia - Period.Best teacher to have conversations with. - Julia Ciupek

DEC ‘19

Boris Johnson won the General Election for the Conservative Party defeating Jeremy Corbyn who achieved the lowest proportion of seats for the Labour Party since 1935.

SEPT ‘19

After 178 years in business the travel giant Thomas Cook collapsed.

OCT ‘20

Sean Connery passed away. He was the first actor to portray fictional British secret agent James Bond on film, starring in seven Bond films between 1962 and 1983.

AUG ‘21

US withdraws from Afghanistan, bringing an end to 20 years of war.

The Taliban celebrates ‘independence’.

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While We Were There

Many are terrified of a repeat of the Taliban’s initial rule from 1996-2001, which was infamous for their treatment of girls and women, as well as a brutal justice system.

Sep 15th - SpaceX launched the first all-civilian spaceflight from Cape Canaveral, Florida, for a three-day orbit around Earth. The Inspiration4 mission is a key milestone for SpaceX. Both Bezos’ Blue Origin and Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic are planning to offer orbital joyrides for space tourists in the future.

Boris Johnson resigned as Prime Minister after dozens of ministers quit his scandal-hit government.

SEPT ‘22

September 6thLiz Truss was appointed Prime Minister after winning the Conservative party leader election. She was the shortest serving Prime Minister in British history serving only 44 days in office.

JUN ‘23

On 18th June, Titan, a submersible operated by American company OceanGate, imploded during an expedition to view the wreck of the Titanic in the North Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada.

AUG ‘23

August 6thThe Barbie film passed 1 billion dollars at the global box office. Director Greta Gerwig was the first solo female film maker to achieve this.

Donald Trump lost the US Presidential Election to Joe Biden.

COVID-19

JAN ‘20

The Coronavirus Pandemic, which started in China, claimed the lives of thousands of people around the world. Over 100 days of lockdown ensued in the UK. Mid July 2020 shops, gyms and high street shops re-opened with face masks mandatory in shops.

APR ‘20

Captain Tom Moore, a 99 year old Army veteran started walking laps of his garden to raise more than £30m for the NHS. He was later knighted for his efforts.

DEC

‘20

After months of negotiations, a Brexit deal was reached.

FEB

‘22

APR ‘21

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and Queen Elizabeth II’s husband of 73 years, died on Friday 9th April at Windsor Castle. He was 99.

MAY ‘20

Following the death of a black man, George Floyd, in the USA, at the hands of a white police officer, the largest ever world wide protest began #BLM.

JUL ‘21

Gareth Southgate’s side were devastated following a tense penalty shootout that decided Italy as the winner of the UEFA tournament on Sunday 11th July.

On 21st February 2022, Russia officially recognised the two selfproclaimed states in the Donbas, and sent troops to the territories. Three days later, Russia launched a full-scale invasion of Ukraine.

SEPT ‘22

JUN ‘22

The UK celebrated the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee with an extended Bank Holiday. This makes Elizabeth II the longest reigning monarch.

September 8th - Queen Elizabeth II passed away at Balmoral Castle in Scotland aged 96. Charles III succeeds her as King.

SEPT ‘23

Birmingham City Council, the largest local authority in Europe, effectively declared itself bankrupt, after stopping all non-essential spending.

OCT ‘22

JUL ‘22

UEFA Women’s Euro 2022 was held in England. The Lionesses, captained by Leah Williamson, won the tournament, beating Germany 2-1.

OCT ‘22

October 25th - Rishi Sunak became Britain's first Prime Minister of Indian origin.

NOV ‘23

Former cryptocurrency star Sam Bankman-Fried convicted of 7 counts of fraud and conspiracy involving his companies FTX and Alameda Research in a New York Court.

October 28thElon Musk completed his $44 billion acquisition of Twitter.

MAY ‘23

The coronation of Charles III and his wife, Camilla, as King and Queen took place at Westminster Abbey on 6th May 2023.

JAN ‘24

The government was facing fresh calls to act following the airing of ITV drama Mr Bates vs The Post Office which returned the spotlight to the scandal. They were “actively considering” using legislation to quash all the Horizon scandal convictions, according to the Justice Secretary.

“Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.”

Winston Churchill

“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.”

Gandhi

“What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say . ”

“Don’t count the days, make the days count.”

Muhammad Ali

“Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.”

“ The purpose of our lives is to be happy.”

Dalai Lama
“ I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the water to create many ripples.”
Mother Teresa
There is no “Champions keep playing until they get it right.”
Yoda

Inspirational Quotes...

“It’s never too late to be what you might have been.”
George Eliot

It always seems impossible

Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.

JFK

“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new”new

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” Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.”
“Well done is better than well said.”
Benjamin Franklin
JK Rowling
“If you want the rainbow, you’ve got to put up with the rain.”

THE MOVIES

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Bohemian Rhapsody

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

Hereditary

Ocean’s Eight

Venom

Avengers: Infinity War

Avengers: Infinity War

Black Panther

Ant-Man and the Wasp

A Star is Born Incredibles 2

Avengers: Endgame

Avengers: Endgame

Captain Marvel

The Lion King

Hellboy

Aladdin

The Goldfinch 2019

Spiderman: Far From Home

Pet Sematary

Rocketman

It: Chapter Two

Bad Boys for Life

Dolittle

Soul

Wonder Woman

The Witches

Mulan

Hamilton

The Kissing Booth 2 2020

The Kissing Booth 2

Nobody

Free Guy

Don’t Look Up

Sing 2

Dune

Spider-Man - No Way Home

Ghostbusters: Afterlife

The Matrix - Resurrections

The Matrix - Resurrections

The Suicide Squad

Turning Red 2022

Top Gun: Maverick

Top Gun: Maverick

Bullet Train

DC League of Super Pets

Thor: Love & Thunder

Elvis

The Grey Man Lightyear

Jurassic World Dominion

Barbie Oppenheimer

Mission Impossible:

Dead Reckoning Part 1

Spider-Verse

The Fabelmans

Spiderman: Across the

The Little Mermaid

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

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11 Redgrave MOST LIKELY TO...

become a celebrity

break a world record

be the class clown

be a contestant Love Island

compete in the Olympics

become a millionaire

become an actor/actress

become a singer

become a teacher at DCC

move to another country

be the chatterbox

go viral

win a Nobel Prize

be asked for ID at 30

marry a footballer

build their own house

win the lottery but lose the ticket

own their own company

run a country

Lincoln Green

Corey Berrey-Anderson

.Tyrell Harris

Chloe Orton

Lincoln Green

Mason Stone

James Trimble

Kenzie Halliwell

Jessica Bradley

Faaz Khan

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Mollie Thomas

Jessica Bradley

Chloe Orton

Bethan Eagling

Mason Stone

David Lowton

Harvey Talbot

Harvey Talbot

Now that’s 2023 Spotify

1. All Those Pretty Lights - Andrew Belle

2. Dreams - Fleetwood Mac

3. Sparks - Coldplay

4. Mood (remix) - 24kGoldn (feat Justin Bieber, J Balvin & Iann Dior)

5. Kun Anta - Humood

6. Teenage Dream - Stephen Dawes

7. Wannabe - Spice Girls

8. Mr Brightside - The Killers

24. These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra

25. The Adults Are Talking - The Strokes

26. Hell N Back - Bakar

27. Do I Deserve It - Sushi Soucy

28. Dancing Queen - ABBA

29. Mastermind - Taylor Swift

30. Brazil - Dylan McKenna

31. Can’t Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat.Ray Daltok

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9. Prisoner – The Weeknd, Lana Del Rey

11. Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land – MARINA

12. All Of the Girls You Loved Before - Taylor Swift

13. I'm yours - Isabel LaRosa

14. Anyone else but you - The Moldy Peaches

15. Another Love - Tom Odell

16. Girls on Film - Duran Duran

17. Space - Audrey Nuna

18. Wishlist - TOMORROW X TOGETHER

19. In The Stars - Benson Boone

20. All Too Well (ten-minute version) - Taylor Swift

21. Unholy – Kim Petras and Sam Smith

22. Glue Song - beabadoobee

23. This Is What Makes Us Girls - Lana Del Rey

32. Hey Ya! - Outkast

33. Baby Got Back – Sir Mix Alot

34. Pony - Ginuwine

35. I Ain't Worried - OneRepublic

36. Ultraviolet - Stiff Dylans

37. Classic – MKTO

38. Everywhere - Fleetwood Mac

39. Cubicles - My Chemical Romance

40. Catch – The Cure

41. Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond

42. Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush

43. You're on Your Own, Kid – Taylor Swift

44. Blind - SZA

45. Black Sheep - Metric

Look A-Likes

Ayla Mackrory-Jamieson Angelina Ballerina
Dom Cole Nick (Big Mouth)
Maria Wakeham Rapunzel (Tangled)
Phoebe Payne Dory
Jamie Styles Kung Fu Panda
Charlotte Horning Sam Sparks
Imogen Read Princess Charlotte of Wales
Izzy Hurst Mavis Dracula
Charlie Laing Hiccup (How to train your dragon)
Leon Barnham Andrew (Big Mouth)
1. Aisha Uddin
2. Mantas Zazeckis
3. Sakinah Hussain
4. John Abishek David Ramanadhula
5. Queen Eriamiantoe
6. Taslima Aziz
7. Jayed Abedin
8. Rebecca Arthur
9. Bianca Giuglea
Joss Kitcher
Mollie Marsden
Joe Salter
Daniel Powell
Jaiden Heard
Aaliyah-Marie Southwood
Sumaiya Islam
Thomas Horsfield
Ashanti-Marie Tadman
19. Umaima Hussain
20. Fifi Oketikun
21. Ryan Lloyd 22. Zen-Neya Pingue 23. Josh Mason 24. Ana Pereira
25. Daylia Masood
26. Sabrina Jabbar
27. Kaylee Hall

Quotes

‘Don’t flinch at death’ – Stanley Trigg.

‘Giggle, giggle, giggle’ – Norah Clark.

‘The spins 2:39’ – Flo Hickey.

‘Born to poo, forced to wipe’ – Jack Theron.

‘Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars and see yourself running with them – wish you all to keep dreaming surrounded by this beauty

‘I changed more than most’ – Frances Francis- Ayling.

‘Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own’ Bo Burnham – Maya Chapman.

‘There is no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time’ –Paige Thomas.

‘Are you silly?’ - Zuzi Bagirtkan.

‘What the heckle’ – Ben Kemp.

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‘Yeah Buddy’ - Edgar Garner.

‘Come out the attic to write this one’ – Natasha Lye.

‘Success is for sale; the price is hard work’ – Hamza Safi.

‘Gentlemen prefer blondes’ – Orla Stainton.

‘Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes’ One Direction – Anouk Rugg.

‘Kevin?’ – Marnie Parsons.

‘Well, I’m back to only 12 reasons now’ – Sophie Kendrick.

‘Any Danger?’ – Eric Montibeller.

‘All skittles taste the same, its just the flavour that’s different’ – Henry Hall.

‘Ivy, Frank Ocean – 0:48’ – Scarlett King.

‘We’ll never be those kids again, but at least we got these memories’ – Hana Rebai.

‘I want the rest of my life to feel just like a High School Musical’ - Cast of HSM 3 – Beth Owusu-Bempah.

‘What the heck is a kilometer’ – Henry Klain.

‘I strongly dislike Sparx Maths ‘ – Chris Crawshaw.

‘God is good, God is great. Food makes me put on weight. I go to the gym I promise. My trim looks like a mattress. Seagulls annoy me a lot. I will enjoy my private yacht. The End’ – Solomon Reeve.

‘I guess we’re adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop? - Meredith Grey’ Bethany MacArthur.

‘I wish I could, but I don’t want to’ Phoebe Buffay – Gemma Cochrane.

‘The French language is appalling’ – Sophie Warren.

‘The best thing I learnt was how to play the kazoo’ – Keira Redway-Gore.

‘No, I'm not short’ – Amy Short.

“Ask for money, get advice. Ask for advice, get money twice.” – Pitbull – Norbert Siliga.

‘I’m good, I’m good, I’m great’ – Iris Beal.

‘If you like water, you already like 72% of me.’ – Jasper Foley.

‘She a baddie….’ – Millie Roberts.

‘…..with her baddie friend’ – Mya Hawkins.

‘I like cougars, not talking about the animals x’ – Nathan Mengelberg.

‘It’s been magical, but I’m done.Khloe Kardashian’ – Chloe Miles.

‘Mulletman’ – Daniel Manship.

‘Scoreboard scoreboard!’ – Freddie Lucas.

‘I missed the deadline’ – Isobel Luckett.

‘Happy Wife, Happy Life’ – Noah Riding.

‘Moved schools and still came back!’ – Lily Diram.

‘They call me ginger coz I spice everything up’ – Ozzy Hayler-Goodall.

‘Thanks for the good memories had a blast :)’ – Lily Chenery.

‘I don’t always have time to study, but when I do have the time, I still don’t!’ Muddather Attwan.

‘Light as a feather’ – Alex Turpin.

‘School is temporary stupidity is forever’ – Stella Ribeiro.

‘This was nothing like the movies’ – Freya Scott.

‘I’m finally free’ – Lilly Mison.

CONFESSIONS

I may have done a poo in the staff toilet.

Both Mr Smith’s slay.

I'm the guy that got chess.com banned.

Lied about my identity since Year 7.

Mr Beaver is underrated.

George Shum scares me.

I’m secretly Spider-Man that’s why I was always sleeping in lessons.

I never did my homework.

Mr Kachhela is the best teacher.

Miss Lewis is the best teacher!

I kinda like physics.

Fell off the stairs halfway up to the ground and nobody noticed.

I’ve spent more hours in a practice room than I have in tutor.

Cats are better than dogs no questions asked (you know who you are now shush dog lover).

Mr Khalid is the best teacher, bring him BACK!

IchuckedablueberryatMissRusselonce.

I have had a crush on Joshua Lee Grice since Year 7.

I still believe that Mr Bond is the free science lessons guy’s brother.

Iliked Lexi Stace.

I'm in love with AD3 games.

I think I am in love with my best friend.

I hated the lanyard song.

Mr Khalid was the best computer science teacher.

I’ve missed Mr Hobbs since he left.

Sorry Mrs Mitcham for not getting you a Diana calendar.

JOJOSIWA QUEENISTHEOF POP.

I was playing Papas Burgeria in Mrs Makda’s lesson.

Mr Beaver is hilarious! I squirted Mrs Albone with a water gun in yr10.

I’ve

bought my mum’s birthday present from the school cafeteria every year!

Year 8’s Got Talent.

Getting pooed on by a bird twice in one day.

Forgetting cooking ingredients for my practical mock in cooking.

My stomach rumbling really loud in an exam.

Dropping my food at dinner.

Getting pooped on by a seagull in Y7.

Falling over on sports day.

Rapping in year 7 about

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Most embarrassing moment...

Saying that a baby looked like a fish in science.

Having to go to Spanish when Derby got relegated.

Slipping over when it was snowing.

Calling Mr Fretwell dad.

Going to an award ceremony in green summer dress when the form said to go in uniform.

when me and Oscar Lee sang Christmas songs in a classroom with everyone watching us on the final day before break.

Breaking my collar bone on the industrial estate by tripping over my PE kit.

My buzz cut.

Falling of a science stool in year 8 and splitting my trousers in product design.

Voice crack in front of a teacher in Year 8.

Falling down stairs with my chicken burger in Year 7.

When miss wright cried at the end of year 8 for covid and I started to laugh.

Getting trapped in the toilet.

Exploding Yoghurt all-over the walls and over my friends.

Calling Mr Fretwell dad.

My alarm going off really loud during English and Mr Graham was in the room, he looked at me like I was some psycho that had escaped prison!

Falling up d block stairs in year 9 and my shoe fell to the bottom.

Reading my timetable wrong and walking into the wrong classroom confidently and declaring that I was in that class and even when I was told I wasn’t as they had already done the register I was still adamant I was in the right place and then eventually had to be shown the correct classroom. I haven’t done it till this day. And also getting pooped on by the pesky seagulls in Y7 and being given a tissue by Ms Atalor to wipe it of the zipper of my bag but still didn’t open my bag all day. Thanks for the tissue Ms! recycling.

Jumping around to Baby Shark at Christmas in Y7.

What I looked like in Year 7.

like

A bird pooing on me during a minutes silence.

Slipping over when it was snowing.

Falling up the stairs multiple times in one day.

Falling in the snow running from Mr Wright.

Getting an 8 in computer science.

Achieving the position of Deputy Head Boy.

Achieving good grades.

Surviving these past 5 yrs.

Competing in mixed relay straight after the boys relay in Year 10

Singing in school for the first time in my life.

Seeing my first art assignment compared to my final piece.

Being able to represent my school at competitions.

Actually achieving most the goals I could ever dream of so far.

Me passing my Engineering exam.

Completing mocks and getting two grade 9s.

Getting a trophy award for French without thinking I would.

Realising all I want to achieve is possible and that I already have most the grades I need.

Most proud moment...

Achieving my English literature target.

The day I opened my november mock results.

When I became a prefect in Yr11.

Hammering others schools at football.

Winning Kahoot in science.

Full length of a classroom bin shot.

When I got a distinction on my speech in English.

Getting awarded for the Product Design award at an awards evening.

Year 11 when my behaviour started getting better.

Getting 100% in maths and computer science.

Getting a 7 in maths.

My Y10 English speech.

Getting better target grades.

Being told to tuck my shirt in and getting away with tucking it under.

Winning a Basketball Trophy

The time we managed to get 5 of us in a school toilet.

Winning matches and progressing in Football.

When i got a grade 6 in computer science.

when I scored a bicycle kick at lunch.

Winning football at Sports Day.

Being a Prefect and a House Captain.

Throwing an absolute screamer of a snowball at someone.

Exceeding target grades.

Asking for more paper on the history exam.

Completing my speech in health and social in front of the class.

Getting better in maths.

Passing my Science.

Laying down the wreath on Remembrance Sunday.

The resilience award.

Road High School - Class of 2023

CONFESSIONS... Denmark

“When walking to the top floor of the main building when no one is around I sometimes crawl my way up on the stairs…”

“I've stolen multiple exercise books from school over the years…”

“I sent a full face snap to a guy from Tommies and he unadded me straight away…”

“I broke the glass door outside the pink

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“I worked at a cafe for a while in summer and this chef got fired because of me…”

“One time one of us got added by some random person on snapchat and we decided to send voice notes of us barking (???) and he sent them back and we ended up barking at a random boy while sat outside the canteen…”

“The only reason I went to jazz band was for Thad…”

“I tripped over Mr Edwards tent on DofE…

“I’ve been faking my foot injury for 4 years… ”

“In Year 9/10 I dated a guy online and he had his friend message me to say that he died in order to break up with me. 6 months later he messaged me to say he ‘got hacked’ and assumed we were still together?!?”

“It’s easier to jump over the Seabrooke road gate than the Landsdown road gate… ”

“I have about 3 apple headphones, 9 PE hoodies , 5 science goggles, 7 library books and 10 pritt glue sticks and 1 sewing machine from this school”

“I wanted to miss a Year 9 Chemistry test so me and my friends made fake puke on the courtyard floor with yoghurt... it worked”

“I was the one who shouted 'you already said that!' at Mr McMahon when he said his dog died which meant we had to stay in for most of break cause he didn't know who said it…”

“I rearranged all the keys on the keyboard into alphabetical order right before we got the email about vandalising IT equipment…”

“I have lied to multiple people, I’m only an eighth Scottish which is just an invalid amount to call yourself Scottish..”

Little Mr & Miss...

Little Miss Bossy

Mr Muddle . .

Little Miss Inventor .

Little Miss Hug .

Mr Fussy

Little Miss late

Mr Nosey .

Mr Tickle .

Mr Slow .

Little Miss Sparkle .

Little Miss Fabulous . .

Little Miss Scary .

Little Miss Magic

.Olivia Allan

. .William Bratt

.Leah Broer

.Janice Cheung

.Olly Dodd

.April Howe

.Jonathan Massey

.Hector McConnel

.Thomas McMichael

.Maddie Midgley

. .Macy Nutter

.Izzy Parke

.Daisy Powell

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Little Miss Brainy

.Izzi Reid

Mr Tall .

Little Miss Wise

Little Miss Giggles

Little Miss Scatter brain

Mr Adventure

Little Miss Sunshine

Mr Clever

.Matty S

.Katie Tolhurst

.Lizzie Tozer

.Orla Turner

.Ben Watt

.Hannah Wedge

.Henry Wilkinson

First Team Rugby Sports TeamsExtracurricular Clubs

1st XV rugby. The most funded sports team. The most disappointing sports team. The season started strong, with an abundance of players turning up to pre-season; an ex-England player as a coach, ice baths, fingers down throats and two lanky Cambodians. This set the standard moving forward. The preseason match gave us an opportunity to more than bond as a squad, and get to know each other’s strengths and weaknesses, the Sheasby way, as we lost, in the shadows of Twickenham Stadium in a game that we should have easily won.

The high standard continued into the season, with the prestige coach resigning after the first match, as he couldn’t turn a blind eye to the decision made by myself to miss this match due to uni open days. This led to his point of view being thoroughly expressed about the values of the school, and in a raging 15minute speech announced to the squad his resignment. The Roman road, A - Z playing scheme was then abandoned and switched for a more modern, flowing twist from Mr Brown. Somerset, the go to play causing chaos for the opposition. This was achieved by the boys turning up to depressive Monday morning sessions every week and continuing to work hard, which in turn meant that we were able to then organise specific squad positions and roles. This allowed us to then adapt a structured system from set pieces during matches, which meant we were able to gain an edge in attack on opposition schools, during the start of the term, leading to us winning our first two home matches in front of a sellout crowd of 20 people, as well as taking an early lead in many of our matches in general. This was led by squad leaders such as Shunta Goto, Jacob Bor and Hugo Kinder, all of whom have had previous experience in this setting, due to this being their second year in the squad. The vibe of the squad being driven by Shunta on the music, at the back of the coach, for away games. However, we did hit a wall when it came to putting points on the board during the halfway point of the term. But through hard work, determination and picking apart our play by looking at smaller details, we were able to put on a good show in front of a crowd and get a win at the Ealing Trailfinders ground for our Friday nights lights special against Latymer school. This was extremely important in setting a positive tone going into the final few weeks of term, basing our playing style on Jacob’s suplex, Yuji’s quiet but confident leadership, Alex’s tackling, and Hugo’s water bottle-carrying skills. This team has been a great success and I’ve seen the boys flourish and grow as players and as a squad.

Iconic Moments

The clowns in Year 7

Miss Ladbrook screaming at the boys for throwing Maoam’s at Conway Castle

Year 9 CCF camp

Isobel coming out of the cupboard

Form scrans on a Friday on the tennis courts

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Breaking the light fitting

The Mannequin Challenge in lessons

Breaking the ceiling in the Geography room

Bleep test with Mrs Moore in Year 7

Mrs Heaton chasing the boys who jumped over the fence into the eco garden around the school to protect the girls
Selene pretending to die in front of Miss Ladbrook and Maya throwing herself
Slime on the ceiling in Year 7

We want to reinforce the fact that, yes UCS has a school swimming team, and yes it competes at the highest level out of any sport at UCS. Although you wouldn’t believe it, as swimming would still receive the award for the most disrespected sport at UCS with even the PE department not caring enough about it to give out first-team ties. It is unsurprising that the number of people who now make up the swim team is relatively low: as the swimming sessions throughout UCS had built its reputation on the red swim trunks given out to those unfortunate enough to have forgotten their kit, and Sawtell not letting you miss a session unless you were visibly missing a limb. However, the atmosphere is always lively, even if the Wednesday games sessions were very rarely at full capacity, with some senior members deciding a trip to Nandos was a better way to spend their time, and others too busy posing in the changing room mirrors and selling scoops of creatine (Ioannis) to attend.

After a half term of painful 6 am wake-ups on Tuesdays and Thursdays, the galas then started coming in quick succession with the first being at HABS in October. Despite being told to come in normal clothes, the senior members collectively decided that we would all arrive in suits. It was agreed that if we were going to come last we would at least do it in style. All was well on the coach, with hardstyle Katy Perry blasting on our £2 speaker until calamity struck. One of the senior team members became severely ill, which he claimed was completely unrelated to the 8 scoops of preworkout and unholy amounts of Tangfastics he had consumed. Morale was restored by Paul Dillon, who promised a visit to Mcdonald’s drive-thru if we were to achieve 10 places on the podium. In typical UCS fashion, we were late to most galas and often completely missed the warmup. Sprinting to the first event became a common occurrence this year. Walking along poolside, we couldn’t help but feel intimidated by the fact there were more people above 6’3 than the average NBA team and there were more than a handful of individuals wearing Great Britain swimming caps, but at least we were the best dressed. Throughout all the galas there was some excellent swimming

from the juniors and middle schoolers, who secured several podium finishes. The highlight of the events, came in the senior front crawl relay, including Billy Shepherd, Sam Harding, Nik Markov and Joey Zakiam (who had volunteered for a 2 length race despite having the stamina of an 80yr old chain-smoker). Whilst other teams professionally dived in, Nik decided that it would be a good idea to do a front flip into the pool, which was received with the tears of an official, almost invoking an immediate removal from the event and a rather amused Mr Peck. Due to this excellent swimming from the whole squad, we managed to secure our place in the finals. Unfortunately, with the lack of ligaments in Sam Harding’s ankle and Billy Shepherd forgetting his kit, the senior squad was very thin and lacked the leadership of the two captains. We were unable to take home a medal this year, but it was still an awe-inspiring season. The future is bright with Luca, Ori, Hoff and Oscar, who will be captained by a mix of Joey, Nik and Ioannis next year.

Highlights of the season:

- Joey Zakaims rapid first length of every race, but capitulation in the second length.

- Samuel Wang deciding not to dive in at the start of his race to give the opposition an even playing field (he came last).

- Harding with a 26-second 50m fly (sub-county time and 2second PB) to come 7th.

- Billy getting assaulted by a member of his own team who had found a cone on the floor and decided the best course of action was to lob it in his direction

Swimming Swimming

- Ioannis coming 3rd in the IM with the recommended caffeine intake for a human in a year coursing through his veins after being unreasonably unwell on the coach.

- Niks frontflip and corresponding tears from the officials.

- The 3 McDonalds received as a result of 10+ podium finishes in 3 Galas.

result podium finishes in 3 Galas.

thank

We would like to thank Paul Dillon, who never fails to make everyone laugh. He always manages to lift the mood of the very few people who manage to drag themselves out in the morning, and always comes through with the coco pops bars and juices.

& Deme Captains

THE MUSIC

Top Selling Albums

Top Selling Singles

“Otherwise you’re not going to the Prom.”

Mr.

Evans

What’s the difference between a square and a triangle between friends?”

Mr.

Sadr Salek
“Risk it for a biscuit.”
I don’t mind”

Mr.

Reading
Mr. Law “I’ll flat line you!”
“Popeye!”
Mr. Woodvine
Miss Lee
“Come on Year 11 …this is ridiculous.”

Mrs.

McKeon
“Get on the river bank and step away from the fish!”fish!
“ Lazers! ”

Mr.

Bennett
Mr. Sadr Salek say what?...
“Err right. Please.
Mrs. Mansfield
“And you want to do ‘A’ Level?”
“Who collects children?”
Miss Dickson

The Westgate School Class of 2024 Most Likely To...

Become Prime Minister

1) Chris Kirtley

2) Joe Bayles

3) Hari Bravery

Be a Comedian

1) Ralph Roseppy

2) Reece Apicella

3) Oliver Foggitt

Be Famous

1) Emilia Tarrant

2) Tom Parkin

3) Molly Bloomfield

Rule the World

Be a Millionaire

1) Joe Bayles

2) Alex Adams

3) Tom Parkin

Become a Genius

1) Alex Adams

2) Will Taylor

3) James Pritchard

Best Sportsperson

1) Annie Lado

2) Sam Griffin

3) Bertie Hillier

1) Paris Jonathan

2) Alex Adams

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3) Wilson Townsley

Be an MI5 Agent

Couple most likely to stay together Hari Bravery and Nina Smith

1) Paris Jonathan

3) Maisie Turley

Get a Number One Hit

1) Emilia Tarrant

2) Tara Cheetham

3) Tom Parkin

Win an Oscar

1) Charlie Steggall

2) Alice Gibney

3) Faith Clarke

Be a Fashion Designer

1) Maisie Turley

2) Quinn Carlisle-Scott

3) Hannah Alsop

Beaumanor

After our very first year of Comberton village college, we celebrated year 7 by going to Beaumanor for 5 days (in Leicestershire) where we did fun activities like zip-lining, bridge building, canoeing, abseiling, orienteering, climbing, doing obstacle courses ascended in the air, and various other team building activities. Each day started with a big English breakfast, where we would excitedly chatter among our friends about which activities we had done, and which we still had to do, while also appreciating the beautiful views of the rolling fields and old architecture surrounding us. Beaumanor was an excellent time to meet new people and become closer with the friendships we had made throughout the year, and while also pushing ourselves to do new things, Beaumanor helped us to reflect on the wonderful year we had. We finished it all off on the last day with a lively disco and an amusing talent show, before hopping on the coaches and going back home. We left Beaumanor with lots of stories to tell, new friends, and high spirits from what a wonderful school year we had!

Enjoyingthebeautifulwoods aroundDallowgillontheDofE practiceweekend.

Putting up the tents practice – snug and warm

Congratulations all of you who completed Bronze and Silver in Year 10 and 11. You were our first Bronze Group to go to Dallowgill Outdoor Education Centre for training. We enjoyed making our pizzas and making amazing dinner’s on our Trangia stoves. Mrs Hunter introduced us to Fred the Moose, sadly Mr Meyer just couldn’t recreate the magic on the Silver training. You will all have your own special memories of being chased by sheep, followed by goats, kept awake by mooing cows, getting lost, being found and of course the bus ride home followed by whatever amazing dinner you had waiting for you.

We hope you’ve been inspired to keep walking, keep exploring and enjoy our beautiful countryside.

Congratulations from, Mrs Hunter, Mr Meyer and DofE Staff and Volunteers

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The pink team high up in the Yorkshire Dales on their assessed walk. Happy despite their efforts!

Sunshine in the woods near Dallowgill on the practice weekend.

Saskia and her team help carry an ‘injured’ D of E member along the river – for what seems miles!

de Stafford Class of 2023 Awards & Most Likely To...

Be Famous. .

. . Thaddeus Nwosisi

Most Inseparable Pair. . Kadie Pitt & Karma Samuels

Be Prime Minister.

Be a Millionaire.

. Michael Dean

Edwin Abraham

Win a Nobel Prize.

Most Outspoken.

Funniest Person.

Kindest Person.

Cutest Couple. . . . . Evie Lloyd & Maison Hayoukane

. Edwin Abraham

Theo Kennedy

Harvey Castle

Saria Simbo

Memories...

“Absences from Dance.”

“When Ethan D packed Callum P in Fifa 21.”

“Luca Das chasing people with pencil in Year 7.”

“Mr Bean dance.”

“School football triumphs.”

“Miss D’s meltdowns.”

“Mo Eesa leaving.”

“Erin’s parties.”

“Alfie pulling chair from underneath Ruby and she fell to the floor.”

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“Sitting around in the music room during form time chatting to each other.”

“Doing child development with no teacher.”

“When Mrs Harvey made us sing in front of our entire year.”

the room made sing

“When Aisha did Mrs Harvey’s hijab.”

“When Ibrahim made Mrs Lynch silent.”

“History with Mr Barrett.”

“Maths with Mr Khan.”

“When Haider stole his book from Mrs Lynch.”

Myton School Awards Class of 2023

Can Talk Their Way Out Of Anything

Winner: Isaac Bogle

2nd: Joe Murphy

3rd: Aaron Sahota

Sixth Form Taxi Service

Winner: Sam Cribbett

2nd: Dan Ames / Dan Bloomfield

3rd: Reuben Bassett

Loudest in the ILR

Winner: Isaac Bogle

2nd: Ryan Sahota

3rd: Ranveer Birak

Most Gullible

Winner: Mila Haste

2nd: Emily Fisk

3rd: Aryan Reddy Bandi

...become famous

Winner: Rohan Bilkhu

2nd: Joe Murphy

3rd: Dom Ash

...be ID'd at 30

Winner: Jack Bradbury

2nd: Milly Bell

3rd: aya Kohli / Ilyas Mahmood

..go on Love Island

Winner: Jess Lucas

2nd: Dom Ash

3rd: Emily Fisk

Most Likely To...

...become a millionaire

Winner: Nikhil Mathew

2nd: Dan Teevan

3rd: Alex Spurway / Sam Parsons

...become Prime Minister

Winner: Lukas Kumin

2nd: Honor Borley

3rd: Aaron Wilkinson

...end up getting married

Winner: Jess Cassels and Matt Johnson

2nd: Gurliv Rai and Karam Gill

3rd: Alex Spurway and Lucas Brain

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Funniest

Best hair

STUDENT AWARDS

Best smile

Olker Andkhuyyi, Hadjer Raissi, Jane Nwosu, Nikiah Touray, Ebtisam Almarkhi, Hafsa Khan

Ejona Hasani, Mya Simmons, Indiana Lee, Fern Will, Natalie Petrou, Arc-Ange Diyamona, Sofia Morris, Katherine Mesaritis, Mia Clark, Ruby Wright

Jastin Liu, Rana Mahmood, Shivani Thakkar, Haretha Kanishkumar, Tiffany Pieterse, Anila Breznica, Rewa Adekunle, Sheikha Shariff, Tamsin Pieterse, India Davis

Most likely to become a lawyer

Most likely to become Prime Minister

Most likely to marry a celebrity

Yoanna Nikolova, Sofia Artjomova, Tayana Silmary Costa Santiago, Abimbola Dinehin, Ritaaj Omar, Dania-Nevaeh Adjei, Twyana Fernandes, Claudia Sofia Bozgan, Simona Shega

Vanshi Pujara, Elizabeth Hanley, Tilly Lahaye, Rashi Premji, Donya Mohajer Soleymani, Bushra Mohamed, Joelle Ibrahim

Vesta Zemaityte, Charlotte McBarek,

Preslava Taya Raleva, Sienna Donaldson, Vesta Zemaityte, Charlotte McBarek, Caoimhe Quinn, Francesca Belli, Carolyne Macedo Moura, Maria Horvathova, Janine Maria Ranete, Dela Efia Baxter

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Most likely to become an influencer Amanat Khan, Victoria Papuc, Lila Philip, Lexia Brady Bennett, K-Lah Briscoe, Omarshae Thompson, Lalita Philbet, Sadia Akther

Most likely to get lost at Disney Semihaa Gbaja, Kiera Holness, Frankie Hjelmstad Raggigan, Nina Savich

ST PAUL’S CATHOLIC SCHOOL

CLASS OF 2024 AWARDS

Sportiest Girl

Sportiest Boy

Always late

Best couple

Most dramatic

Biggest glow-up

Most accident prone

Loudest laugh

Biggest joker

Best bromance

James Deky

Sumayah Ahmed

Samuel Dingle & Nefthalie Kim

Aby Thiaw

Haron Joao

Ellie Collis

Amanuel Vin-Kab

Shammah Kakande

Martin James & Johnson Kangodia

Best excuse for being late

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…win a Nobel Prize

Zak Salim

Most Likely To...

…win the Lottery but lose the ticket

…become Prime Minister

…travel the world

…win an Oscar

…perform in the West End

…break a world record

…survive a zombie apocalypse

…fall over standing still

…have their name pronounced incorrectly

...save the planet

...get away with eating in lesson

…talk their way out of anything

Gabriella Ochieng

Jesse Eboigbe

Kian Croxall

Lolade Omole

Dino Trofa

Jason Spring

James Deky

Kai Readman

Mary Ewing

Oyin

Kathryn Fraser

Fintan Keys

Manasse Kitoko

Teacher Quotes...

“No tippy tappying of the calculators.”

Dr Swales

"Where are we off to today?"

Mr Styles

"Judgers be judging.”

Miss Godwin

“This might not be relevant but…”

Mr Chamberlain

“Fractions are my friends!”

Miss Bailey

Mr Waight

Miss Reilly

Miss Foster

Mr Adams

Dr Swales

“Less about [irrelevant topic] more about Geography!"

Miss Canessa

"Set three, GCSE maths students, sitting the higher paper - what is the answer? "

"Morning chicken."

"I’m kidding... I’m not."

Mr Lines

"I’m not annoyed I’m disappointed."

*Whistles down the corridor*

Mr Lach

"Bless your cotton socks."

"Listen and stop talking, stop talking and listen."

"I repeat DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT."

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"I’m so proud of you all Year 11."

Mr Waight

"I know we’ve only got 10 seconds left but we can squeeze in a 12 marker."

Miss Fletcher

CLASS OF 2024 LOOK A-LIKES...

David Atkins Syndrome
Paul Carter Wallace
Ben Dune Richard Ayoade
Daryl Fisher A Meerkat
Alfie Green Roddy - Flushed away
Robbie Harris Ron Weasley
Nick Rankin Millhouse
Alex Steadman Shaggy
Daniel Taylor PG Tips monkey

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