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El Hotel Colonial
está situado frente al Puerto de Manzanillo y el monumento del Pez Vela o plaza principal. Nos respalda 70 años de experiencia otorgándole un prestigio reconocido por la elaboración de una película dentro del hotel.
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Restaurant bar "Los Candiles" Con capacidad para 100 personas, se pueden realizar eventos como: Quince años Comidas empresariales
- Menú diario desde $85.00 pesos con:
Sopa - 2 guisados a escojer - Postre
- Viernes paella valenciana - Además contamos con una extensa carta de alimentos & bebidas nacionales
INTERNET INALÁMBRICO GRATUITO
Dirección: Fco. G. Bocanegra No.28 ( Esq.con Av. México ) CP.28200 Manzanillo, Colima
Teléfonos. 01 (314) 33-21-080, 33-20-668 Teléfonos: 01 (314) 33-21-134, 33-21-230 Contacto MSN: hotelcolonialmanz@hotmail.com Rerservaciones: reservaciones@hotecolonialmanzanillo.com Gerencia: gerencia@hotelcolonialmanzanillo.com
Humor in english
A smoothie. The miracle of selling somebody a peach and a banana for $5. Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years? Do you smoke? No. Do you eat too much? No. Do you go to bed late? No. Do you have affairs with promiscuous women? No. Then why would you want to live more than 100 years? That awkward moment when you notice the guy in front of you in the "10 items maximum" express cashier line has 11 things in his trolley... I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she's been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars. When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.
