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FEATURES: 6 Get Outside

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10 Unique Valentine Gifts

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12 SoMinn Getaway

Find a romantic stay for Valentine’s Day.

16 Eating Up February

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24 SoMinn THE BOOKWORM SEZ

5 hit love songs that aren’t about love at all How to make the right kind of romantic movie.

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5 hit ‘love’ songs that aren’t

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hen it comes to music, people often listen passively, unaware of specific lyrics or the inspiration behind them. For example, many assume the 1984 hit song “Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen is a patriotic anthem about being a proud American but, really, it’s an account of a Vietnam war vet who returns home to less-than ideal circumstances. The chorus seems joyful and full of hope while the lyrics tell a story of despair. This is just one small example, but there are many. In honor of Valentine’s Day, I wanted to take a deeper look at 5 misunderstood ‘love’ songs that are less than romantic.

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“I Will Always Love You” (Dolly Parton/ Whitney Houston)

Dolly Parton hit #1 twice with her iconic song, “I Will Always Love You.” Once in 1974 and again when she re-recorded it for the 1982 movie The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. My generation knows the Whitney Houston version from the 1992 Kevin Costner flick The Bodyguard. I don’t know a single person who hasn’t belted out the chorus in their car. What many don’t know is that it is not a love song at all, it’s actually a song about leaving a job- or work arrangement. The opening lyric of the song goes: If I should stay, I would only be in your way And so I’ll go, but I know I’ll think of you each step of the way

Innocent enough to assume this is a song dedicated to an estranged lover, but in fact the song was directed to Porter Wagoner, Dolly’s longtime mentor and on-screen duet partner. After agreeing to spend 5 years of her early career on The Porter Wagoner Show, Dolly had wanted to move on and have a career of her own. There was tension between the two over this transition. Porter didn’t want to see her go and wouldn’t listen to her reasoning which caused her much heartache, so

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she did what she does best and expressed her love and appreciation, as well as farewell to him, through song.

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My aunt once told me she liked the Beatles more after they discovered drugs (A Hard Day’s Night and on) and I tend to agree with her. Revolver is the cream of the crop for me. Incidentally a George Harrison song on that album, “I Want to Tell You”, is about being spiritually enlightened through the use of LSD and wishing he could share his experience with the world, while John Lennon’s “Tomorrow Never Knows,” the closing track on the album, is also a homage to psychedelics… So, love songs in a way, just directed towards drugs instead of women.

“The One I Love” (R.E.M.)

Another misconstrued ‘love’ song is R.E.M.’s “The One I Love.” This one means quite the opposite of what the title implies. I don’t know if this is autobiographical at all but if so, I would advise steering clear of Michael Stipe because, despite its sparse lyrics, the song depicts a rather heartless man who manipulates women and uses them before dumping them coldly. I mean, just look at these lyrics: This one goes out to the one I love

This one goes out to the one I’ve left behind A simple prop to occupy my time This one goes out to the one I love Straight savage! There is no denying the catchiness of the guitar riff of the song and perhaps that is why it was the band’s first hit, but I can’t help but feel a little like we’ve all been played.

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“Got to Get You into My Life” (The Beatles)

Paul McCartney was known as the most serious and straightlaced Beatle in the early years, but pressure from bandmates and curiosity finally got to him around 1964 when he tried marijuana for the first time with Bob Dylan. Although the songs appear on the label as Lennon-McCartney, Paul primarily wrote the love songs “And I Love Her” and “P.S. I Love You,” so naturally when their 1966 record Revolver dropped the average fan would take the track “Got to Get You into My Life” at face value as just another catchy Paul McCartney love song. You may be surprised to learn that the song is about pot: I was alone, I took a ride

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“Every Breath You Take” (The Police)

I wonder if Sting realized just how creepy the lyrics to the 1983 song, “Every Breath You Take” were when he wrote them. It is clearly not about being with someone or there for someone for their every breath, but rather a song about surveillance, jealousy and control. I mean, drop a beautiful melody behind the words but there is no getting around it, this Police hit has major stalker vibes: Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I’ll be watching you The song continues, “can’t you see, you belong to me” and more general ownership implications.

Sting recounts that he did not intend for it to come across quite as sinister as it does but admits that the lyric writing coincided with a mental breakdown brought on my marital failure paired with the stress of professional success.

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“With or Without You” (U2)

Featured on their 1987 album Joshua Tree, this one is less obscure… Or so it would seem! It appears to be a song about a troubled romantic relationship, “I can’t live with or without you,” being the main chorus. He is damned if he stays in the relationship and damned if he leaves.

U2 lead singer Bono even uses gendered pronouns to imply he is indeed singing about a woman: My hands are tied My body bruised, she got me with Nothing to win and Nothing left to lose But this classic U2 song is, in all actuality, regarding the conflict between his fame and his personal life. Another line in the song you may recall is, “And you give yourself away.” I always assumed he was politely saying his lover was, at worst, loose, or at best, too giving- but what he really refers to with this lyric is the lack of privacy that accompanies celebrity. Either way, if I am Bono, I am probably hoping my wife at the time, Alison Stewart, doesn’t read too deeply into the song. Seems that commitment and responsibility has left him a bit conflicted in comparison to freewheeling musician life. The good news is Bono himself has come to the realization that the exact tension he bemoans in “With or Without You” did not destroy him but in fact made him a better artist.

I hope you enjoyed this breakdown of ‘love’ songs that aren’t about love. One thing is for sure, you’ll never hear them the same again. Oh, and before you e-mail me to complain that the title of my column, “What About Love”, is a Heart song and it wasn’t include on my list- I am aware. That song really is about love, I just thought it was a fitting title. 

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How to make the right kind of romantic movie

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omantic movies can be sickening.

They can also be joyous and hilarious and, sometimes, they can be exactly what they aim to be — unabashedly, unashamedly heartwarming.

The best films can produce boisterous laughter followed by that always sought after tear in the eye. The worst can inspire unwanted laughter and the dreaded roll of the eye.

It is an art when done right, a catastrophe when done wrong. Any time you watch a movie and think “This is great” or “This is awful,” just know that there were decisions made that led to those reward or consequences.

When playing around with love, the line between authentic and cheesy is dangerously easy to cross.

So here are the keys, according to this writer’s mind, behind the best romantic films.

Break the narrative trope How often have you heard this story? The girl and the guy (or maybe the girl and the girl or the guy and the guy) meet, realize they like each other despite some obstacle in their way, eventually split becomes the obstacle interferes, and then some grand gestures wins the lover back.

Sure, it can work. So many movies have used this particular structure, some of them are bound to be good. “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” and But why not do it differently? They don’t actually have to break up at any point — see “Before Sunrise.” They also don’t have to end up together — see “Broadcast News.”

Do something different, writers. Help us not know what’s going to happen. And for the love of all that is good in the world, stop with the lame, easily solvable miscommunications; they are mind numbing.

Create interesting characters Sometimes the story doesn’t need to be complex. Sometimes good characters are enough to make a good movie.

A wonderful, and somewhat underap-

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preciated, example of this is “Enough Said,” starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus and the late James Gandolfini. This is a very simple story about starting a new relationship, while still being influenced by old ones. But with great actors like Louis-Dreyfus and Gandolfini, not to mention Catherine Keener in a supporting role, beautiful characters are crafted here. You believe these are real people, and you become invested in the story.

It’s also possible to have an outlandish story and great characters. An example is “Her,” one of my favorites. Joaquin Phoenix stars as a lonely man who falls in love with his operating system, voiced by Scarlett Johansson (oh, and Amy Adams, Rooney Mara, Chris Pratt and Olivia Wilde are supporting characters, in case that main cast wasn’t enough for you).

The story is maybe more possible than I’d like to believe — everyone is walking around talking to the AI in their phones instead of other people — but it’s certainly SciFi. Yet, it’s Phoenix and Johansson’s character development that makes this movie so enthralling and heartfelt. The characters drive everything, and you’re suddenly cheering for a human-robot romance.

Pay attention to the scenery A great way to make any film stand out is to truly care about its look — the set design, the costuming, the locations.

The 1946 version of “Beauty and the Beast” or “La Beele et la bete” has famously been remade by Disney, both animated and live action. But the French original started with no platform and became a sensation. The decadent halls, the lavish costumes and the hairy beast costume had everything to do with this classic fairytale finding success on the silver screen.

In a story similar to “Beauty and the Beast,” Guillermo Del Toro created a visually spectacular love story with “The Shape of Water,” where a mute Sally Hawkins character falls in love with an amphibious man, perceived as grotesque by others. The visuals between woman and beast are powerful here, but also the atmospheric 1960s high security laborato-

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Make it funny Some romantic films aren’t trying to be and don’t need to be funny. But for the ones that do have that goal, the writers and actors better hit the mark. Nothing is worse than watching a supposed comedy that doesn’t make you laugh.

When it comes to the lighter hearted rom com fare, plenty have hit the mark.

“Crazy, Stupid, Love” features an all-star cast, including Steve Carrell, Julianne Moore, Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. This is a film that never tries to go too deep. It uses its funny actors to deliver funny dialogue. It’s a love story (or stories) through and through, but it never forgets about the punchline, and the jokes are natural.

In the widely loved “Bridesmaids,” the funny comes before the love story. Jokes on top of gags on top of embarrassments pound the viewer over and over, until you eventually realize you’re watching an adorable romance blossom. Knowing your a comedy, that happens to have a love story, can make a major difference in what’s presented to the audience.

Make it a little weird If all else fails, just give the audience something they haven’t seen before.

In “500 Days of Summer,” audiences were given a first taste of the hipster genre, wherein the characters were cool, but not traditionally so. Joseph Gordon-Levvit and Zooey Deschanel star in this offbeat comedy drama romance breaks all the rom com rules and takes you for an unpredictable ride. When you boil it down, the story is very simple, but you’ll feel like you’re watching something much more complex.

“Palm Springs” is another film that will take you all over the place. The central romance develops, as the characters deal with an endlessly frustrating time loop. Nothing makes sense, but that’s what allows the budding love at the heart of the movie to be the one thing viewers can grip onto. Another clever way to get you invested. 

“In the Mood for Love” — This stars Tony Leung and Maggie Cheung, two of the greatest actors alive that aren’t well known in America. It’s foreign language (always watch with caption, not dubbing); it’s slow burning; nothing particularly eventful takes place. If all that doesn’t deter you, then know that is one of the most gorgeously shot and well acted films ever made. It’s authentic, subtle, painful and affirming.

“Jerry Maguire” — To me, this is the best of the films that follow the typical rom com pattern, devastating break-up and all. The filmmakers smartly allow Cuba Gooding Jr.’s supporting character to bring all the silliness, while Tom Cruise and Renee Zelwegger quietly simmer and fizzle. Amid the ridiculousness of the sporting world, those two manage to craft real, complex people, and you really believe they’d do well to be together.

“The Big Sick” — This one is just so refreshing in it’s storytelling. Because it’s a true story, you don’t have to worry about dumb plot holes or gag-inducing tropes.

Instead, you have a fascinating narrative, anchored by funny dialogue and great acting.

“Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” — Sometimes, you just want to hurt. And this movie is here to provide that specific kind of medicine. Exploring the intricacies of a relationship lost, this story tells truths that can make you feel something.

“Carol” — Rich, elegant, lush. The costuming and set design create an atmosphere all their own. And when you add the powerful, but restrained performances from Cate Blanchette and Rooney Mara as star-crossed lovers in a time they weren’t supposed to be, you end up with something of a quiet explosion on the screen.

“Clueless” — What’s great about this movie is that it’s not about the romance until it suddenly is. Everyone here just wants to have a fun time and bring you along for the ride, until suddenly you realize you’re cheering for the romance that’s been brewing the whole time.

“When Harry Met Sally” — Sometimes, after watching the glitz and glamour and constant action of movies today, it feels good to watch something from before the 90s. You probably don’t need to be told this one’s a classic, and it’s the wit, the straight talk, the everyday feel that make this one so special.

“The Princess Bride” — Does this count as a romantic comedy? If it does, it’s the greatest one ever made.

Never taking itself too seriously while always keeping you invested. Characters that are at once laughable and lovable. Every scene done just right. Who wouldn’t want the love of Westley and/or Buttercup?

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Northfield’s Way Park is just one of many locations to enjoy skating outdoors during the winter in southern Minnesota. (Tom Nelson/southernminn.com)

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ong, cold winters are legendary in Minnesota, but snow and freezing temperatures can also provide the ideal conditions for a wide range of fun activities for area residents to enjoy during months like February. The long list of winter activities can also make for a unique date night option for couples looking NELSON for an alternative to the usual list of Valentine’s Day choices in 2022.

The following are some of the area’s wintertime activities that might offer a cure to cabin fever here in Southern Minn.

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If you are looking for a fast-paced and fun-filled downhill activity that doesn’t require much experience, snow tubing might be your thing. If you have your own snow tube and don’t mind climbing, check out some of the area’s local parks for sled hills near you as a low cost option for snow tubing.

The area also offers a few snow tubing facilities that feature snow making, lights, tube rentals and tow ropes, which eliminates the dreaded climb back to the top of the hill.

One of the newest additions in the area for snow tubing enthusiasts is Steeplechase Tubing at the Steeple-

chase Events Center in Mazeppa (59468 423rd Ave., Mazeppa). The facility is in its first year of operation in 2022.

“We have our tubing hill open that has five different lanes and we are working on, and it should be open in the next three to four weeks, Minnesota’s longest tubing hill and one of the longest tubing hills in the country,” Justin Steck of Steeplechase Tubing said.

Steeplechase has snowmaking equipment on its hills and provides tubes custom designed for its facility.

The Steeplechase Events Center has been open for six years but this is the first season that it has offered snow tubing. Steeplechase Tubing is open on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays and lights allow the facility to be open on Friday and Saturday evenings until 10 p.m. — a perfect date night opportunity during February.

“We’ve seen a ton of couples coming out and lots of families with kids too,” Steck said.

Another locale for tubing in Southern Minnesota is Mount Kato, which also offers downhill skiing just south of Mankato. The tubing runs at Mount Kato are open from Thursday through Sunday during the season. A unique feature at Mount Kato is ‘glow tubing,’ which is offered in the evenings from 6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. The runs are specially lit with colored lights to enhance the atmosphere on the hill.

A third location for snow tubing is just north on I-35 at the Buck Hill in Burnsville, Minn. Buck Hill offers snow tubing on Wednesdays through Sundays during the season and the facility is open daily until 9 p.m. for tubing.

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DOWNHILL SKIING AND SNOWBOARDING No need to travel to the mountains out west to experience the thrills of downhill skiing and snowboarding, as southern Minnesota residents can enjoy hitting the slopes at several nearby locations.

Mount Kato is one of the top destinations in the region, with 19 runs, ranging from beginner greens to expert black diamonds. The facility has a terrain park for snowboarders and it also features five quad chair lifts and three double chair lifts.

For those new to the sport, Mount Kato Snowsports Learning Center is a certified school for teaching both skiing and snowboarding. Equipment rentals are also available for both skiers and snowboarders.

To make it a date night at the ski hill, Mount Kato’s Lift Bar and Grill offers a full range of adult beverages along with a variety of food options for the hungry. Of note, Mount Kato does offer special rates of $20 for lift tickets after 6 p.m. on Sunday evenings, and on Thursdays nights, college students with a valid ID card can receive discount rates of $15 for lift tickets and $15 for rental equipment.

In the bluff country along the Mississippi River, Welch Village in Welch, Minn. is located just 10 minutes north of Red Wing and features 50 runs and six quad lifts. Welch Village is open seven days a week during the season until 9 p.m. - and until 10 p.m. on Friday and Saturday nights.

Further south, in Wabasha, Coffee Mill Ski Area provides 15 scenic runs and one of the longest vertical drops of a ski area in Minnesota south of Duluth. The bowl arrangement of the ski area includes tree-lined runs that offer scenic vistas of the area and daily lift ticket rates are among the lowest in the area.

Along with snow tubing, Buck Hill in Burnsville offers 16 ski and snowboard runs along with a large terrain park serviced by 10 lifts. Buck Hill is open seven days a week until 9 p.m. during the season.

To make it a complete evening, the Live Music Series at Buck Hill features top area musicians playing every Friday evening in February from 6 to 9 p.m. in Buck’s 54 Bar and Grill at the base of the ski hill.

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Washington Park, skating on Way Park and next one of the to the Northfield Ice area’s many Arena. outdoor A longtime skating rinks. favorite for the Since the community of Owarinks are tonna, Morehouse outdoors, Park offers skating weather conditions can on the Straight often dictate River (when the ice is thick enough) ice condialong with adjacent tions, so it is best to check skating areas and with the local In the winter months, large populations of bald eagles hockey rinks. The adjacent Warsinski parks on ice congregate along areas along the Mississippi River quality and where there is open water. Top spots to check out these Chalet provides a availability. place to change majestic birds include Wabasha and Read’s Landing in The city of Minnesota and Alma, Wisconsin. (Tom Nelson/southern- skates, get a bit to eat and warm up Northfield is minn.com) along with skate blessed with six outrentals and nordic door skating options and each one offers lighting ski rentals. The chalet is open from 3 to 9:30 p.m.

Monday through Friday, 11 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. for skating in the evening along with shelters to change skates and warm up. A top destination for Saturdays and noon to 9:30 p.m. Sundays.

Make sure you check with your local park skating in Northfield is the 400 meter skating oval featuring a 25-foot lane at the Rodeo Grounds in districts throughout the area, since many offer outBabcock Park. door skating rinks and warming houses throughout Other outdoor skating rink locations throughout the winter.

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and the majority of them offer open skating times and skate rentals for those who prefer the climate control conditions of indoor skating. Area indoor rinks include the Northfield Ice Arena, Faribault’s Ice Arena in North Alexander Park, Owatonna’s Steele County Four Seasons Centre, New Prague Ice Arena and Waseca Community Arena.

SNOWSHOEING Once the domain of backwoods trappers and mountain men, snowshoeing has become a popular outdoor winter activity in recent years. Area parks and trails are the perfect location to tryout this sport and there are several locations that offer equipment rental for those new to the sport.

When snow conditions cooperate, the area’s state parks are an outstanding choice for snowshoeing in Southern Minnesota. Nerstrand Big Woods State Park offers miles of trails and a chance to see the scenic Hidden Falls frozen over for the winter months.

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classic and skate style tracks in the Upper Arb. The trails in the Carleton Arboretum are maintained through a collaboration between the college and parent volunteers from the Northfield High School Nordic Ski team, who help assist in grooming the trails. In return, the ski team is able to practice on the trails at Carleton.

Admission to the Cowling Arboretum is free and it is open to the public each day from dawn until dusk. No state ski pass is needed to use the trails at the Arboretum. The Carleton trails are also open to hikers and snowshoers during the winter months, but people are reminded to not walk on the groomed part of the trails since it can damage the ski surface.

The River Bend Nature Center in Faribault also offers seven miles of groomed cross country ski trails. A Great Minnesota Ski Pass is required to use the trails at River Bend along with these other groomed cross country ski facilities in the region: Ritter Farm Park (Lakeville), Cannon Valley Trail (Red Wing to Cannon Falls), Mississippi National Golf Links (Red Wing), Frontenac State Park (Frontenac), Root River Valley State Trails (Lanesboro) and Harmony-Preston Valley State Trails (Preston to Harmony).

In Owatonna, cross country ski rentals are available at Morehouse Park and groomed facilities are available nearby on the City Parks Trail along with groomed trails at Brooktree Golf Course.

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In Faribault, the River Bend Nature Center is a favorite destination for both snowshoeing and cross country skiing during the winter months.

Snowshoe rentals will be available at River Bend at various pop-events throughout the winter and one of those upcoming events in February will be an Adult Night Out: Full Moon Luminary Hike/Snowshoe event on Friday, Feb. 11 from 6 to 8 p.m.

“We will have luminaries set up along a trail through River Bend, and it is just over a mile long,” said Molly Olson, River Bend Nature Center Naturalist/Marketing Coordinator. “People will be able to hike or snowshoe, and then inside, we will have an adult beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) for the participants. They can rent snowshoes from us, but they don’t have to, since our trails are packed, so it is not too difficult to walk even if there is a lot of snow.”

Olson said that River Bend is renting snowshoes this year as pop-up events since they have so many other rental events during the season and this rental option was best for them this winter.

“This year, we are just doing pop-up events, so when there is enough snow we will post on the front page of our website when we do a pop-up event for people to come out and rent snowshoes,” Olson said.

If you have your own snowshoes, admission to the River Bend Nature Center is free and the trails are open 365 days of the year from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. The center’s interpretive center is open on Fridays from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. and on the first and third Saturdays of the month from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Snowshoes are also available for rental through

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The winters months might bring cold weather but they also bring an opportunity to check out the annual return of bald eagles to the tree-lined banks of the upper Mississippi River. The best places to check out these majestic birds is to find any open water areas on the river.

Top locations to do this are below the lock and dam in Alma, Wisconsin and over on the Minnesota side of the river at Reads Landing. On good days, eagles congregate in these areas in the 100s.

For best viewing, remember to bring a pair of binoculars or a spotting score. If you are a camera buff, make sure you bring a good zoom lens to capture unforgettable images of the eagles while they soar over the river looking for fish to catch.

You can check out the number of eagles in the area by visiting this website provided by the National Eagle Center in Wabasha: nationaleaglecenter.org/winter-bald-eagle-count.

The National Eagle Center is currently closed for renovations and it will reopen to the public in the spring of 2022.

Steeplechase Tubing at the Steeplchase Events Center in nearby Mazeppa offers an opportunity for snow tubing this winter.

Northfield Community Education by calling 507664-3502.

CROSS COUNTRY SKIING A great way to enjoy the outdoors and stay in shape during the long winter months is cross country skiing, and Southern Minnesota has several ideal locations to enjoy this sport. Once again, the many trails and parks in the area are great locations to try this activity out.

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To obtain the ideal conditions for cross country skiing, it is best to visit one of the area’s groomed cross country trails.

In St. Peter, there are over 5 miles of cross country (and ATV) ski trails at Traverse des Sioux Park.

The park cuts through woods and alongside the Minnesota River for some beautiful views.

In Northfield, the scenic Carleton College Cowling Arboretum provides a 4.4 mile classic ski trail in the Lower Arb and a 2.4 mile trail featuring both

ICE FISHING Ice covers most of Minnesota’s 10,000 lakes during the wintertime, but it doesn’t put a stop to fishing as the sport of ice fishing is another popular activity in Southern Minnesota. The area has multiple lakes to test your luck through the ice.

In the St. Peter and Le Sueur County area, hot fishing spots include Lake Washington, the German-Jefferson chain of lakes, Lake Elysian and many more. A large variety of fish can be found in those locations.

Lakes in the immediate Faribault area that offer anglers an opportunity to catch crappies, sunfish, walleyes and northern pike include Shields Lake, Mazaka Lake, French Lake, Cedar Lake Roberds

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River Bend Nature Center in Faribault offers rentals and an ideal location to try out snowshoeing during the winter months.

Lake and Kelly/Dudley Lake. Just west of Northfield, Circle Lake, Union Lake and Fox Lake are another set of lakes offering quality ice fishing prospects during the season.

In the Owatonna area, Lake Chase and Lake Kohlmeier are two locations to check out for ice fishing this winter, and just west of Faribault top lakes in the Morristown/Waterville area include Can-

non, Sakatah, Tetonka and Elysian.

Local bait shops are a great place to obtain needed supplies, equipment, ice thickness reports and advice for ice fishing in the region. Local shops to check out in the region include Corner Bait in Madison Lake, John’s Bait & Tackle and Lake Country Convenience and Bait near Faribault, Ziggy’s in downtown Northfield and Hiller’s Last Call Liquor

Give yourself a treat this Valentine’s day and experience something new at Zensational!

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Book any Energy Session in February & Receive a Free 3-card Psychic Reading with coupon.

Coupon good thru February 28th, 2022 (Please mention the coupon when making your appointment online or by phone.)

You can come to Miki for: • Spiritual Psychic Readings • Reiki Energy • Vibrational Sound Therapy (VST) • Energy/Chakra Balancing • Crystals and tumbled stones • Aromatherapy products made by Zensational

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and Bait in Morristown. In Owatonna, Fleet Farm and Cabela’s also offer a wide variety of ice fishing equipment along with live bait.  NOTE: As always, snow and weather will dictate the availability of all outdoor winter activities in Southern Minnesota, so it is best to call head to check on conditions for any activities you plan to do.

- Tom Nelson is a resident of Northfield. Prior to his move to this area in 2021, Nelson worked as an intercollegiate athletics professional for over 30 years. A graduate of North Central College in Naperville, Ill., Nelson began his writing career as a reporter for newspapers in the Chicago suburbs including the West Chicago Press, Wheaton Daily Journal, Naperville/Bolingbrook SUN and the Aurora Beacon News.

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alentine’s Day is the day of love, and if a gift is in your plans for this year, we’ve got you covered.

That’s why this year we’re embracing V-Day as an opportunity to send tokens of our affection to friends, family, and romantic partners alike — and send them things they’ll actually love. From gift baskets to flowers and even dinnersto-go, there are plenty of ways that you can spoil your valentine while supGARRY porting local businesses this year.

Chocolate lovers, rejoice. From simple, petite sized treats to elaborate bars and boxed specialties, you’re sure to find the sweets you need for your sweetie. Whatever gift you choose, rest assured that it is bound to bring your valentine some much-needed joy.

Looking for something more unique or specific?

Check out our gifts for the guys and your “galentines” to find something for that special someone.

We could all use a little more love and sweetness in our lives this year.

CURLY GIRLZ CANDY, INC. curlygirlzcandy.com | 121 West Main Street, Suite A, Owatonna, 507-451-3396 CGC offers gourmet, hand-crafted chocolates and candies that are sugar-free, maltitol-free, and diabetic and keto-friendly. Perfect for anyone looking to reduce his or her sugar consumption without losing the taste he or she loves. “For Valentine’s Day, we offer heart-shaped boxes in ½ lb. and 1-lb. Boxes, as well as a variety of 4, 8, 15, and 16-piece boxes,” explained Founder Paula Even Trenda. The heart boxes include a variety of chocolates, including truffles, toffees, pecan clusters, chocolatecovered caramels, chocolate-covered sea salt caramels, wrapped caramels and brittles.

The 4, 5, 8, 15 & 16-piece boxes come with truffles, chocolatecovered caramels, and

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peanut butter creams. Additionally, Paula offers a selection of chocolate-dipped strawberries, by pre-order only. Prices range from $9-$65. Open Monday – Friday, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.; order online 24/7 at curlygirlzcandy.com. Free delivery within Owatonna, Blooming Prairie and Medford locales, with $25+ purchase. Curbside pickup is also available.

RENNING’S FLOWERS renningsflowers.com | 331 Elton Hills Drive NW, Rochester, 507-289-1818 The classic dozen red roses is always a Valentine’s favorite.

You can make it even more “Wow” by adding a teddy bear and box of Costas handmade chocolates from Owatonna. Another beautiful arrangement is called “Inspired” and features vibrant stargazer lilies, red roses and white hydrangea.

CHOCOLATE SHOPPE chocolateshoppe.co | 420 Main St., Mantorville, 507-635-5814 The Chocolate Shoppe is located in historic Mantorville, right across from the Hubbell House.

Chocolates can be ordered ahead of time and picked up, or if you aren’t able to make it out to Mantorville, you can always order online at the website: chocolateshoppe.co. If you don’t see exactly what you are looking for, call and the Chocolate Shoppe will be glad to help you.

Lynnette Nash and her family make all of their delectable goodies in small batches, right in their kitchen; which guarantees that customers receive the freshest possible confectionery delights.

“We make a wide variety of handmade chocolates, fudges, caramels, toffees, truffles and creams—all in milk, dark and

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some in white chocolate.

We also carry molded candies and chocolate covered nuts,” Lynnette said.

In store, there is a variety of over 100 chocolate delicacies, and the family is always looking for new ideas. Some Valentine’s Day specials include: Heart boxes — for just $2 extra, have your Valentine’s chocolates in a beautiful box, filled with a random assortment of the most popular items, or custom fill it for your loved one.

Heart-shaped cocoa bombs — order ahead and be ready for the big day. These delicious hot cocoa bombs make for the perfect gift to share. Spice it up with a little RumChata, or just enjoy them as an old-fashioned hot cocoa beverage.

All the love in the world … in chocolate — the solid hearts colored with edible paint are sure to be a great treat to share. Baskets can be custom ordered from $20-$75, and they can be shipped.

COSTAS CANDIES costascandies.com | 112 N. Cedar Ave., Owatonna, 507-451-9050 Costas Candies has been helping people celebrate Valentine’s Day for over 102 years.

Established in downtown Owatonna in 1919, Costas’ devoted and highly talented professionals make all of its handmade candies on location. Their world-famous buttercaramels, toffee, turtles, truffles, butter-cremes, and more, are decadent treats for anyone and everyone.

The incomparable House Assortment boxes make great gifts, or you may custom fill a Costas Box for the love of your life, with his or her favorites. Chocolate suckers and hearts are an extra special treat for Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day Specials: 16-piece Truffle Box -

$18.99; 12-piece House Assortment with chocolate heart - $14.99, plus $3/heart; Chocolate Hearts — available in milk or dark chocolate; and Crispy Milk or Crispy Dark - $3-$3.50. Surf the online store at costascandies.com, or visit their retail location at .

WASECA FLORAL wasecafloral.com | 810 N. State St., Waseca, 507835-3790 Waseca Floral is family owned and operated since 1972. Rick Morris, owner, and Lanae Feser, head designer, are committed to offering only the finest floral arrangements and gifts, backed by service that is friendly and prompt.

Because all of their customers are deemed important, the professional staff is dedicated to making everyone’s experience a pleasant one.

For Valentine’s Day the major sellers are: a dozen roses, “Cupid” arrangements, a box of chocolates and plush animal stuffies. The business regularly specializes in the following services: large inventory of fresh flowers, tropical plants, European/dish gardens, contemporary and traditional arrangements, high-style floral arrangements, silk arrangements, dried floral arrangements, weddings/funeral designs, extensive gift line, gourmet and fruit baskets, gift baskets, greeting cards, and candles.

And, of course, Waseca Floral delivers. The delivery area includes Waseca, Janesville, New Richland and Waterville.

MAKESHIFT ACCESSORIES makeshiftaccessories.com | 418 Division St. S., Northfield, 952-270-8284 Since 2008, artist/owner Devin Johnson, of MakeShift, has been forging art and accessories using industrial and cultural artifacts. Century-old

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harness leather, antique bronze machinery, copper wire, and the like — each reclaimed material has a history and a story to tell as it is re-forged into the finished work. Each MakeShift piece utilizes materials that are part of history and carry meaning, skillfully forged to draw forth the richness of each piece. Devin’s Military Collection showcases this process in its fullest.

“My work pays tribute to the numerous skilled craftsman and engineers who came before me. I use the metals and tools they once handled in their lives every day in mine. I accomplish all this using a variety of recycled, salvaged, antique, and found materials. They are beautiful not only for their colors and textures but also for their historical and technological significance.

Prior mechanical and industrial stories are brought to the surface, as I forge each piece into a finished work,” said Johnson.

Everything is handmade in Northfield, at Devin’s studio and gallery.

Here’s a few quality, fun items that make for great Valentine’s Day presents. The first is a 1940s silver platter that has been cut and shaped into a cuff. The next is a piece of bronze national cash register that has been forged and finished into a cuff. And finally, a piece of 1945 brass artillery shell that has been forged into a money clip. Other items are available in Devin’s gallery and on his website.

VINTAGE, ETC. facebook.com/vintageetc2016 | 411 Division St. S., Northfield, 507-366-4411 Vintage, Etc. has been in business on Northfield’s Division Street for six years. The 14 vendors all have their own selection of items.

For Valentine’s Day, shop here for a huge selection of jewelry, pretty scarves and clothing (for men, too); little boxes (to put little treasures in, like chocolate kisses, engagement rings, etc.); vintage Valentine cards, hankies, romantic books, heart-shaped dishes, gift soaps. All items are one of a kind.

PRAIRIE HOME FLORAL prairiehomefloral.com | 330 E. Main Street, Blooming Prairie, 507-583-7637 Along with celebrating the love between you and your partner, Valentine’s Day is a great time to show the special people in your life how much you care.

At Prairie Home Floral in Blooming Prairie, there are many gift items to choose from and send on Valentine’s Day or any day of the year.

In addition to traditional roses and fresh blooms, they also carry green and blooming plants, chocolates, stuffed animals and many locally made gift items. This year, Valentine’s Day is on a Monday, so the shop will be open on Sunday, Feb. 13 to help you prepare the perfect surprise for your loved one.

Not only can you pick goodies up in the shop on main street in Blooming Prairie, but Prairie Home also delivers to Blooming Prairie, Hayfield, Ellendale, Austin and Owatonna. Call Prairie Floral today to reserve gifts for all the special people in your life. The business likes to say, “We put the bloom in Blooming Prairie.”

LARK TOYS larktoys.com | 63604 170th Ave., Kellogg, 507-7673387 The LARK Toys family is beginning their 15th year owning, operating, and curating LARK Toys (which began in the 1980s).

Their beautiful hand-carved carousel runs every half hour; the antique toy museum provides some happy recollections and shares; the play areas

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provide kids some creative fun; the candy store, cafe, and fudge counter offer sustenance, as the folks welcome visitors from across the country and around the world. Wooden toys are still fabricated in the LARK workshop and are sold out of the store and the online store.

For Valentine’s Day, there’s always a box of delicious LARK-made fudge (made on site), a terrific book, a new journal, a good jigsaw puzzle, a board game, lovely goats milk hand cream (for winter hands), LARK-made blocks spelling “LOVE” or “I LOVE YOU,” Romeo and Juliet Paper Dolls, Hearts cards and much more.

“Wishing you a day of sharing love and feeling it coming at you,” the business owners say.

one a Farmhouse Market gift box, including locally sourced products like: soap, lip balm, gourmet popcorn, and chocolates.

Top five Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas from Farmhouse Market: 1) Mini chocolate bars from Terroir Chocolate in Fergus Falls — six varieties available; 2) Maddy & Maize gourmet popcorn from Eden Prairie — flavors include Berries & Rosé and Dark Chocolate Caramel; 3) Cocktail Bombs — drop and watch them fizz in sparkling water for a flavorful N/A drink or add your favorite spirit; 4) “LOVE” Rose Clay & Lavender soap from Madison Soap Co. — three other delightful scents are also available; 5) SunLeaf Naturals Moisture Sticks from Waconia — in three amazing scents.

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Farmhouse Market is a tiny, historic shop on Main Street in New Prague, featuring local and specialty food products, with a sprinkling of highend personal care items.

Above the market is a 2-bedroom boutique inn, so you can truly eat, sleep, shop, repeat.

Stop by during public hours: Thursdays from 3-6 p.m. & Saturdays from 9 a.m.-12 p.m.

Kendra Rasmusson, the owner and operator, will have hand-curated Valentine gift box ideas in a variety of price ranges available.

You can also email her at farmhousemarketnp@gmail. com to order a custom Valentine’s Day gift box.

Kendra’s Idea for the perfect Valentine’s Day for your loved one: book one of the inn suites above Farmhouse Market; purchase cocktail bombs and a to-go charcuterie bag from the market below; enjoy appetizers and cocktails together in your pajamas; give your loved

Straight River Coffee is a small batch, craft specialty coffee roaster in Owatonna. It is the first commercial roaster to be in Owatonna, its mission is to provide caring and community through coffee.

It offers roasted coffee but also educational classes for the community and fundraising opportunities. The main goal is to be an asset to the community, assisting other organizations as they meet their goals. On the website, the business says, “We love the communities we serve and strive to meet that through the excellent coffee that is created. Check us out for great Valentine’s Day gift ideas.”  - Journalist-Copywriter-Editor-Feature Writer. My experience spans over 20 years, and I will apply my skills to help beef up any lifeless copy within your website, brochure, press release, catalog, etc. Reach out at patgarry@charter.net.

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By PAT GARRY patgarry@charter.net alentine’s Day is quickly approaching, and while flowers and chocolates always say, “You are someone special in my life,” there’s nothing like a romantic night or two in a Bed & Breakfast or boutique to convey much more than that.

A stay at a B&B allows the two of you to really spend some quality time together, doing the things you love to do, creating memories that will last a lifetime.

Bed and breakfasts are notorious for having Valentine’s specials this time of year. Local innkeepers understand it isn’t always easy to break away for a romantic interlude during the middle of the week.

Some establishments offer a variety of specials that are good throughout the month GARRY of February, or even longer. This allows for flexibility with your schedule, and maybe you will be able to arrange to include some local entertainment, such as a comedy club, art exhibition or outdoor event in your visit.

Too, there are a number of B&Bs offering a dinner special of some sort, either preparing it at the inn or collaborating with a local restaurateur to fashion a romantic dinner for two. Either way, you are relieved of the stress involved in finding the perfect place to go.

So remember … to create that one-of-a-kind romantic getaway, which both of you will always remember, check-in to a local bed & breakfast.

for Valentine’s Day (get away but stay local)

the guests book a two-consecutive-night stay —sometime from Thursday-Sunday — they will receive a complimentary bottle of champagne for two, a single rose, and a $20 gift card to Imminent Brewery in Northfield. The rooms come with other special treats as well.

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TURNING WATERS B&B AND BREWERY turningwatersbandb.com | 136 Bridge Ave., Wabasha, 651-564-1568 Turning Waters B&B and Brewery in Wabasha is your premier romantic stay for Valentine’s Day. Voted by fans in the Star Tribune as Minnesota’s BEST Romantic Getaway B&B and Brewery, your stay includes a five-course breakfast, featuring champagne mimosas and a specialty chocolate dessert.

Hoppy Girl Brewing is open for Valentine’s Day night, offering a specialty chocolate martini & beer brewed on premises. Enjoy a deluxe king suite with bathroom en suite and a specialty treat that awaits you. Located in downtown Wabasha, walking distance to the majority of restaurants and bars, you can enjoy a stroll along the Mississippi River on your way to seek dinner.

MOULIN ROUGE HOUSE B&B moulinrougehouse.com | 811 S. Second St. Mankato, 507-519-3400 Located in the historic Lincoln Park neighborhood of downtown Mankato, Moulin Rouge House B&B is the perfect romantic get-away. The home, which is listed in the National Register of Historic Places, is full if ambiance and charm.

It was beautifully restored by the incredible hosts, Kristin and Chris. Every room is new and pristine, with a private bathroom in each suite.

They include modern amenities, such as WiFi, smart TV with cable, A/C and a comfortable DreamCloud mattress with bamboo sheets.

Moulin Rouge House B&B is conveniently located walking distance to restaurants, bars and the Convention Center. Stay comfortable in this charming and welcoming home. A four-course gourmet breakfast can be added on Friday, Saturday and Sunday mornings.

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CONTENTED COTTAGE B&B contentedcottage.com | 5 Walden Pl., Northfield, 507-301-3787 “Our bed and breakfast is a very cozy and a relaxing place for anyone to enjoy, and we find many couples love to take little ‘staycations’ here,” said owner/innkeeper Steven Bolduc. “We do offer a Valentine’s Day package for those who wish to celebrate,” added fellow owner/innkeeper Lisa Bolduc.

The package is offered for the whole month of February (if

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NEXT CHAPTER WINERY & EVENT VENUE nextchapterwinery.com | 16945 320th St., New Prague, 612-756-3012 You can have fun without staying over at Next Chapter Winery.

Jackie Brockway, venue manager, is presenting two Valentine-themed events in 2022.

First is Romance at NCW Feb. 18.

Romance, wine, candle light, and the musical talents of Elsa Lee, combine to create your perfect Valentine date. The Barrel Room doors open at 6 p.m., with dinner to purchase from The Brick Oven Bus Food Truck.Then, at 7 p.m., the lovely Elsa Lee serenades everyone with her piano and voice. Cost is $15/person (tax included). A reserved table, musical performance, and one drink ticket are included (wine/beer/cocktail/ soda). To make your reservation, email nextchapterwinery@gmail. com or text/call 612-655-6176.

The second event is the Murder Mystery Dinner Show Feb. 19.

Next Chapter Winery and the Murder Mystery Company present three killer dinner shows in the Next Chapter Winery Barrel Room.

The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, but the wedding bells aren’t ringing for this not-so-happy couple, when a member of the wedding party is murdered. With a raging bridezilla and an unenthused groom on the scene, it may be happily never after in this nuptial nightmare. Trade clues with your guests and help the hapless couple figure out whodunnit, so they can say I do before the wedding hour passes them by! The bride and groom aren’t picky, so you can wear just about whatever you’d like. In fact, organizers encourage you to wear your own wedding gown, bridesmaid dress, or the most ridiculous wedding attire you can come up with. It’ll make their special day that much more special, so long as they actually get the chance to walk down the aisle. Your reservation includes a delicious

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pasta dinner (with a vegetarian option) from Velvet Touch Catering, served at 6 p.m.; and the to-die-for entertainment, 7-9 p.m. Beverages will be available for purchase all evening. Cost is $150 for a table of four people or $250 for a table of 8 people. Please call 612-6556176 to make your reservations and payment.

Next Chapter is a family owned and operated vineyard, winery, distillery, and event venue located in New Prague, MN. “We invite you to savor the moment in the 1910-era Red Barn, where the sounds of good music and laughter make you feel at home. Settle in with a wine flight, glass of wine, specialty cocktail, or beer, and stay a while.

We’re excited to have you,” said Brockway.

during the Valentine season is the “Just say I do” package. This package is an intimate wedding for the bride, groom and up to 20 attendees. It takes place in the living room of the historic home.

Aside from the beautiful venue, the package also includes the flowers, cake, photographer, officiant and a champagne toast.

“We partner with/support all local vendors and it is spectacular.

We offer other wedding packages as well (wedding vow renewals). In addition, we have a beautiful event center for receptions and weddings in the garden when the weather is conducive,” said Executive Director Cindy Meany. (Hormel Historic Home, Austin, MN, 507-433-4243)

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GRANDMA’S grandmasmn.com | 100 Elmwood St. E., Lanesboro, 507-467-2144 Grandma’s, located in the heart of downtown Lanesboro, offers a romantic stay for Valentine’s Day lovers, looking to be close to the action. Two booking options are available (three-bedroom or six-bedroom), both including a private full kitchen, formal & informal dining rooms, TV room and sitting room.

Also, your Valentine’s Day booking includes a box of chocolates and a bottle of exquisite champagne.

With the Root River Trail located in the backyard and the town’s best restaurants only a block away, you’ll have the best of Lanesboro at your fingertips. Owners Ashley Erickson and Jake Housley do not rent out single rooms. Rather, they rent exclusively for group stays that provide guests with their own private living room, dining room and full kitchen.

The Valentine’s Day offer: [$25 off per night Apartment Suite (valid from Feb. 10-16; no code needed)]; [$50 off per night Apartment Deluxe (valid from Feb. 10-16; no code needed)]. All bookings include a box of chocolates & bottle of champagne.

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THE AFTON HOUSE INN aftonhouseinn.com | 3291 S. St. Croix Trail, Afton, 651-436-8883 The Afton House Inn is the perfect place to celebrate with your special someone; offering 24 jacuzzi and fireplace suites, fine dining, casual dining and the Swirl Wine Bar. “The restaurants will be featuring filet and lobster, prime rib, almond crusted walleye, beef short ribs and more,” said co-owner Dan Jarvis. Also, don’t miss live music in the fine dining Wheel Room from 5-9 p.m.

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HORMEL HISTORIC HOME hormelhistorichome.org | 208 Fourth Ave. NW, Austin, 507-433-4243 Looking to have a Valentine’s wedding? The Hormel Historic Home is an exhilarating historical home museum that offers a variety of events.

One of the most popular

You can relax in all of the private rooms, sitting by the fireplace on a Hedredon sofa or in front of the Franklin gas stoves that are provided in each room. There are great views of the historic round barn and the wedding reception pavilion. Each room has a private bathroom and a wonderful jacuzzi tub for two that complements your luxury visit.

The Willow Suite is Round Barn’s grandest suite with over 700 square feet. The Heart and Flowers Suite has a heart-shaped jacuzzi tub for two. WiFi and a full breakfast is included with your stay. Each morning, breakfast is served in front of a large, real fireplace on a 14-foot walnut table. Chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne are a perfect addition for you in your room upon check in.

“We offer massages on site that are scheduled in advance with local massage therapists, for our guests who want a special relaxed evening,” said owner Kirk Stensrud. A nice bouquet of flowers can also be provided to impress your significant other. Dinner plans can be reserved in one of the nice restaurants in downtown Red Wing, just five minutes away. Room prices range from $190 to $309, plus tax.

ROUND BARN FARM B&B EVENT CENTER roundbarnfarm.com | 28650 Wildwood Lane, Red Wing, 651-385-9250

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Chad and Laura Engelby recently purchased the Nicolin Mansion Bed & Breakfast.

“We have a fresh outlook and continue to improve the offerings to our guests.

This includes new linens, additional period furnishings/artwork to fill the home, and an upscale gourmet breakfast,” explained Chad Engelby.

All are invited to visit “The Jewel of Scott County” — 125 years in the making. Enjoy yourself in this amazing home, built by old-world craftsmen and renovated to intrigue today’s avid B&B connoisseur.

Relax in comfortable rooms, savor the breakfast, explore the small, river valley town and discover your own jewel.

Enjoy one of five guest rooms, each uniquely decorated from traditional to art deco. Each guest room has a private bath, fireplace and sitting area. Some rooms have whirlpool tubs.

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ELLEN EIDE

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he fashion we choose to wear has the power to affect both the way we view ourselves and the way our peers view us.

Showing up for yourself consistently by dressing to your personal style is a wonderful way to build true confidence. You will not only be showing yourself you are worth the effort, but you will be setting a precedent for how the world around you should respond to your presence.

Putting time and thought into your appearance may feel conceited at first, but over time your confidence will grow.

Your style journey should begin with just that, your style. Toss out the trends and reflect on the styles that make you feel your best and flatter your specific body type. Build a library of style inspiration by following influencers on social media that share your style, create a Pinterest board for outfit inspiration, or even go old school and cut out photos from your favorite magazines.

Once you get a feel for what you like cleanse your wardrobe of clothing that no longer serves you. This process can feel overwhelming and even a bit sad, but it is a big step in allowing you to expand your fashion horizons. Go through your closet piece by piece and determine why you have each garment and if it has a place in your new wardrobe. This is the time to donate any clothing that no longer fits, has pilled or is damaged, and just does not reflect your true style. Yes, it is time to let go of those jeans you are hoping to fit back into someday!

As you eliminate items that no longer have a purpose in your wardrobe, take time to reimagine the pieces you love. Refer to your inspiration photos to bring new life to clothing you already have and love.

Off days are inevitable. From a bad night’s sleep, to waking up extra bloated; there will always be setbacks in your style journey. The key to combating those hurdles is to plan. Creating

Ellen Eide is a 25-year-old fashion enthusiast from Le Sueur. With a background in atmospheric science, Ellen now works as the brand manager for Her Happy Place Boutique in St. Peter.

a few tried and true “lazy day” outfits that still make you feel like yourself will take some pressure off those difficult mornings. Find trousers that flatter your figure but are as comfortable as your pajama bottoms, or a simple dress that you can just slide on for a chic look every time.

On extra chilly winter mornings, incorporate a comfortable oversized sweater with chic leather pants. Having go to accessories will complete your look and make your entire style feel more intentional to the outside eye.

As you move through your day, you will appreciate the extra effort you put in. Your confidence boost may even pull you out of the funk that you woke up in!

Establishing a morning and evening routine may seem unrelated but will play a huge role in your style journey. If you are constantly rushing out the door in the morning, it is easy to let your style slide to an outfit that you just throw on without thought or planning. There is always

tomorrow, right? Avoid feeling panicked and rushed by building a consistent routine that allows a realistic amount of time for you to get ready for the day.

At night, instead of one more episode on Netflix, take those extra 30 minutes to set yourself up for a successful morning. Outside of your hygiene routine, spend a few minutes preparing your outfit for the next day. Make sure you have the proper undergarments and base layers. If anything needs to be washed or steamed, you now have ample time to take care of it.

Refining your personal style and expressing yourself through fashion will be a lifelong journey. As your understanding of fashion and what works on you grows, so will your confidence in your fashion choices.

Now is the perfect time to show up for yourself. 

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dinner dates

hilly, gray February nights bookending Valentine’s Day were made for dining.

Couples eager to ignite or rekindle their love lights may find a warm, satisfying meal— prepared by someone else—to be just the spark needed.

Fortunately, diners throughout southern Minnesota have a plethora of options, even though the pandemic has shuttered some restaurants and reduced hours at others.

Sixty-something Mankatoans Curt and Paula Traphagen-Bossert favor Olives by Massad’s for a special night out.

“It’s my favorite place,” said Paula, who married Curt 38 years ago. “I love their Mediterranean cuisine—like the appetizer platter TURPIN MOORE with hummus, baba ganoush and pocket bread, or their chicken schwarmas.

“And they always make you feel like you’re their guest, like you’re on a special date.”

Another recommendation? “They have good specialty cocktails,” said Paula. “I love their chocolate martinis.”

A New Richland couple — Jim and Paula Hansen — are in their late 70s. After over 57 years of marriage, Paula Hansen says frequent dinners out help keep their relationship fresh.

“When we go to Torey’s [in Owatonna], I like the smaller steak or pasta dishes, while Jim gets salmon or another fish dish,” she said.

For a slightly more informal atmosphere, the Hansens slip into Plaza Moreno, where they’re met with chips and salsa — and Paula says a frozen margarita is always a great idea.

“They have great margaritas,” she said.

Montgomery newlyweds Sean and MacKenzie Benz, still in their 20s, make Friday night dates a habit, no matter the month.

“We were inspired by my maternal grandparents who still go out every Friday to do something special together,” said Sean.

Married for just over a year, the couple has enjoyed Ettlin’s Ranchero Supper Club in Webster, where MacKenzie indulges her taste for German fare like red cabbage, meatballs and sauerkraut; Sean recommends the king crab legs.

Closer to home, they sometimes pick up pizzas from Montgom-

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ery’s Pizzeria 201 for an in-home treat.

“Their pizzas are always delicious,” said Sean, “and they have a Cajun penne pasta that’s just incredible.”

What are you waiting for? Grab your favorite partner and make dinner a date.

Basilleo’s Pizza, 108 Fourth St. NW, Faribault. 507-332-6701; basilleospizza.com. Sunday through Thursday, 4 to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 4 to 11 p.m. Locally owned and operated restaurant since 1960, offering pizza, salads, sandwiches and pasta (including fettuccine Alfredo, cannelloni, lasagna and manicotti); known for its homemade sauce, made-from-scratch dough and hand-cut vegetables; serving wine by the glass or bottle, plus craft and domestic beer. Gluten-free pizza crusts, noodles and ravioli also available.

Chankaska Creek Ranch & Winery, 1179 East Pearl St., Kasota.

507-931-0089; chankaskawines.com. Wednesday through Saturday, 12 to 9 p.m.; Sunday, 12 to 7 p.m. Full array of wines, spirits, North Forest Kreme liqueurs, signature cocktails and non-alcoholic beverages; menu includes hearty appetizers (think spinach artichoke dip,

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Ettlin’s Ranchero Supper Club, 4452 40th St. West, Webster. 952652-2700; rancherosupperclub.com. Tuesday through Thursday, 4:30 to 8:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 4:30 to 9:30 p.m.; Sunday, 4 to 8 p.m. Midweek feature combo of chicken, ribs and shrimp; Friday night fish fry; weekend prime rib special. Authentic Swiss/German-inspired fare, plus extensive appetizer and entree menu. Don’t miss the ice cream cocktails and desserts.

Co-owners of Lacey’s Kitchen & Cocktails, Steven Lacey and Heather Thram, are hard at work preparing the former Kenyon Bar & Grill space to open sometime next month.

(File photo/southernminn.com) Lacey’s Kitchen & Cocktails, 632 Second St., Kenyon. 507-6231173; laceyskc.com. Wednesday and Thursday, 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m.; Sunday, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. Long list of appetizers including sweet potato tots, French fries seasoned with salt and vinegar or truffle salt and firecracker shrimp; menu encompass salads (gyro salad, classic wedge, tandoori chicken), sandwiches (Baja

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peroncini dip, wings and meatball platter; hot sandwiches (Italian beef, hot sago, meatball sub or pulled pork); salads and soups; pasta, Stromboli and calzones; and numerous varieties of wood-fired pizzas.

Desserts include sweet pizzas (cinnamon, dessert fruit or PB & J), cheesecake, Italian gelato and sorbet and weekly specials.

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Plaza Morena Campestre Grill, 160 26th St. NE, Owatonna. 507413-0819; plazamorena.com. Sunday through Thursday, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Authentic Mexican cuisine, including appetizers (Mexican sampler, flaming cheese, chicken flautitas and more); dinners (chicken, seafood, beef or combo); enchiladas; fajitas; burritos; tamales; tostadas; chimichangas; salads; and desserts. Variety of margaritas, daiquiris, beer and mixed drinks.

Olives by Massad’s, 20 Civic Center Plaza, Mankato. 507-386-1001; olivesmankato.com. Weekdays, 7 a.m. to 8 p.m.; Saturday, 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. Chef John Massad turns out appetizers like “steakhouse style” thick-cut onion rings with chipotle mayo, edamame, grilled jumbo pesto shrimp and Mediterranean Mezza (hummus, tabbouleh, marinated olives, baba ghanoush, feta and pocket bread); signature salads; entrees like Black Angus burger, chicken schwarma or falafel wraps, wood-fired pizzas, chicken parmesan, BBQ ribs, steaks and more. Tantalizing dessert options and craft cocktails.

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507-366-BEER (2337); tanzenwald.com. Tuesday through Thursday, 3 to 8 p.m.; Friday through Sunday, 12 to 8 p.m. Weekday (3 to 5 p.m.) and all-day Sunday happy hour; beer including IPAs, pale ales, pilsners, barrel-aged and sours; Wisconsin-style cheese curds, cheesy fried pickles, pretzel bites, cabbage pancakes; Caesar and Tanzenwald salads; Kramaarczuk’s hot dogs, Polish sausage and bratwurst; smoked pork chops; variety of hot sandwiches; rotating daily specials.

Pizzeria 201, 201 First St. South, Montgomery. 507-364-5000; pizzeria201.com. Wednesday through Sunday, 4 to 8 p.m. Curbside pickup/takeout/catering only at present. Specialize in take and bake meal packages; appetizers such as focaccia and olive oil or hot pep-

Torey’s Restaurant & Bar, 208 N. Cedar Ave., Owatonna. 507455-9260; toreys.net. Weekday lunch hours 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.; Monday through Thursday, 3:30 to 8 p.m.; Friday, 3:30 to 9 p.m.

Saturday, 3 p.m. to 9 p.m. Weekday happy hour, 3:30 to 5:30 p.m.

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MARY CLOSNER

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his last year was a tumultuous one for my romantic life.

I was briefly engaged to the man of my dreams, and I’m crushed to say, my fiancée and I have parted ways.

The roller coaster of emotions I was riding was intense. We had a whirlwind romance filled with torrid secrets, dreams of exotic travel and a painful love triangle.

My heart took quite a beating!

Let me start from the beginning. It all started with the weirdest Christmas present I’ve ever received. A friend enrolled me a theatre “experience” she found in a magazine ad. She gave me a gift certificate and said to expect a phone call. OK, how vague is that? From who? About what? She gave me no details except to say, “Just play along with it when they call.”

Come to find out, I was enrolled in a play for adults called, “Fall in Love in Four Months.” All of the writers, directors and actors that were unemployed during the start of the pandemic formed an online theatre experience that made you part of the script and evolved depending on how much interaction you provided.

Sure enough, about two weeks later, I received a call from one Clark DuBois at the Adhesive Matchmaking Agency, supposedly located in South Carolina. We spent almost an hour on the phone where he asked me a myriad of questions. What was my ideal partner like? What did I consider the best date I’d ever been on? Where did I grow up?

What was on my bucket list of travel destinations?

What did I consider a perfect date? etc.

At one point, I mentioned an interest in going on a date to Nova Scotia and glamping in an igloo (I had just seen a documentary on Nova Scotia, even though I’ve never been and would be hard pressed to locate it on a map). Perhaps sipping ice cold Pinot Grigio in a gorgeous garden, while my date whipped up a fabulous meal. I also mentioned the odd detail that my residence was in the town where Malt-o-Meal is manufactured, and that the town often smelled like toast.

Clark and I had a great phone chat, filled with lots of laughter. At the end of our conversation, he asked me if I thought he might have a chance of finding true love? Kinda weird, but I said, “Sure, you sound like a nice guy with an open heart. I should think you’d have a great chance of finding someone swell.”

I might have also mentioned that he sounded like a brunette which he found a tad puzzling. Two weeks later, my first hand-written letter arrived on masculine-looking stationery with a clean, “architect-like” penmanship. It was from Clark.

“Dear Mary, It was like I’d known you forever and I could so easily tell you stories I’d never told anyone. To be honest, it’s been way too long since I’d had a conversation like that. Ever since I’ve been working from home, doing everything over

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the phone, I haven’t really connected or laughed like that. Like I haven’t really felt a human being WITH me. With you, it was like I was right there smelling the Malt-o-Meal with you. I could feel your presence …

“I can’t stand the thought of sending you on dates with some charming man from Adhesive Matchmaking’s database, because I want you for myself! But I need to know, my sweet Mary - did you feel it too? Or am I moving too fast? Write back, I beg you. If you feel what I’m feeling, I have to know.”

Sure enough, my magnetic personality had once again won over a man in just under an hour!

Every time you receive a letter, it contains three specific questions. The letter includes a preaddressed postcard, if you want to just respond to the basic questions. That’s how they know how to progress with the script. Being the shy, demure gal that I am, I immediately typed a two-page response and sent it out via second day air to my new boyfriend.

“Clark, Thank you for your lovely missive! I too have been thinking about you since our conversation. I’m thrilled you felt it too! That instantaneous comfortable connection … like we had known each other for ages after a mere interlude on the phone. The longing for human connection in conversation as well as dreaming of your actual touch.

There really is nothing sexier than a man who can cook, except perhaps, a man who can pen a gorgeous letter. Revealing himself slowly … peeling away the layers like a sweet onion.

“What I meant to say is, I can envision you as part of my life. It’s complete serendipity that we met. I hope you aren’t offended by my directness.

I’m at an age where saying what you mean and asking for what you want is natural. I’m breathless with anticipation for our next conversation. Please be safe and think of me fondly until then! Yours, Mary” Soon, my boyfriend’s second letter arrived with a pressed blue borage flower between the pages.

“Mary, I’m so terribly nervous. I know you said that you feel it too — that instantaneous comfortable connection, how it was serendipity that we met — but are we crazy? I mean, we’ve only spoken once and here we are falling for each other.

Can this really be?”

He mentioned in his missive that he had left his home and started driving, so he could think about how to go forward with our crazy love affair. He wrote me from Athens (Georgia, not the one in Greece).

“I did take one thing from home. I didn’t mean to take them, but just as I was leaving, I couldn’t help it. I grabbed a handful of borage flowers.

They grow in the garden, and I’ve saved a cutting in the kitchen during the winter. Back at The Manor (that was the name of my restaurant in Charleston), we used to serve a cocktail that was garnished with borage flowers.”

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At this time, I was headed to Arizona on vacation.

So, as any sane woman would do, I told my 80-yearold neighbor of my romantic journey and begged him to comb my mail daily for any sign of my man.

Sure enough, I received a frantic bor asked for phone call where my neighpermission to read the latest note, which was in a plain white envelope. Strange … my lover always used his signature stationery.

“I’m writing, because I have a story to tell you.

It’s a story about my husband. We met in Philly over 10 years ago, and I fell in love with him on our first date over borage flower gimlets. From that day on, borage was our flower. He promised to stand by me forever and I did the same. But recently, he became withdrawn. He started spending late nights staring out the window, early mornings at five writing letters on the porch.”

“Are you in love? Is he in love with you? After one phone call? Be honest with yourself! We’ve been together for more than a decade. We’ve married, whatever that means (obviously it means nothing to you). Send Clark home. For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer. This is where he belongs. Gerry” Clearly, Clark had been dishonest with me.

Gerry was no former flame. She was his wife! Well, I did what any crazed woman in love would do. I typed a lengthy response to my competition.

“Gerry, Clearly you don’t understand the connection Clark and I have. This is no mere dalliance; this is something much bigger. The feelings Clark and I share are something you’ve never experienced or you would know that it’s time for you to step aside. After ten years together, it’s obvious there were problems long before I arrived. How did you not notice him slipping away? Why didn’t you have the level of communication in your relationship that allowed you to address this situation years ago? That was your fault and you waited much too long to address it.

“I have misled Clark a bit with who I really am.

In reality, I’m quite wealthy. I use the cover of living in a small town in Minnesota as a way to suss out people’s motives before I open up to them.

Clark immediately showed me that his intentions were pure. He didn’t hesitate for a minute before he even knew of the real lifestyle behind my facade. He would have happily incorporated me into his life thinking I was just a regular girl taking care of her aging Mother.

“I’m able to offer him a world he was only able to dream of with you. A restaurant … really?! With me, he’ll be able to travel the world and have a chain of restaurants in every country should he wish. There are no limits to my creative energy or my ability to finance his/our EVERY whim. I’m sure he’ll enjoy spending part of the year on my yacht as the staff there will pamper us and keep the mundane day-to-day world away from us. We will focus on getting to know each other more deeply and growing our enduring amore!

“So, I’m sorry for your loss but quite excited for my gain! These things happen, Gerry. Please walk away with some dignity and if you feel Clark owes you something, I will forward funds to make sure you’re out of our lives for good. Just tell me what currency you prefer and I will have one of my bankers contact you posthaste.”

What seemed like only moments later, another envelope from my beloved arrived.

“Dear Mary, By now you’ve heard from Gerry. I never meant to hurt you or lie to you. I never even meant to hurt Gerry. To be honest, I love her. And I love you. And I just don’t know what to do.

“What do you think, Mary? Do you think I’ll ever find love again with Gerry? If you do, I’ll go back to Greenville and see if we can work it out. Or do you think I should keep on living in the world you and I built together? The one where we can go hide away in a cabin in Nova Scotia and see the Northern Lights. Should we meet in the world where we stop waiting for our dreams to come true?”

My final letter to Clark urged him to make the right decision!

“My Dearest Clark, I received your recent correspondence and my heart aches to hear your indecision. As I mentioned to Gerry, I feel it’s time for you to move on and find the happiness you long for…with me! That being said, I won’t share you.

I’m a much sought-after woman who will only be with someone who’s heart is focused and pure.

“I can give you the life you’ve only dreamed of but I’m not willing to compromise. My super yacht is currently docked in Tierra del Fuego. Should you make a decision, you can join me for dinner in Ushuaia before we depart. Should you decide not to meet me in Argentina, I want you to know that you will always have a special place in my heart!”

Soon enough, a postcard from South Carolina arrived.

“My Dear Mary, Your incredible honesty has inspired me to be honest with myself and with Gerry. It’s over, and I’ve gone to Charleston to begin initial planning for my new restaurant.

Come meet me?! The Gin Joint … next weekend.

We’ll get drunk and plan the menu for The Manor.

Then, Argentina via Minnesota. I’ve never been to either!” 

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.COM 28-JAN Bold & Cold Winter Festival Owatonna 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

“Bold & Cold takes place Jan. 28, 29 and 30. This weekend celebration has events and activities that are designed to highlight the Minnesota psyche of cold noses and warm hearts.” https://go.evvnt.com/974758-0 editor@ southernminnscene.com 28-JAN Resisting Resistance “Arts Center of Saint Peter, 315 S. Minnesota Ave., Saint Peter” 1-5 p.m. “Three hundred drawings by Abby Daleki, produced over three years of participation in the national 100 Days creative prompt project, will be on display Jan. 28Feb. 26. 1-5 p.m. W-F; 10-5 Sat; 1-5 Sun.” https:// go.evvnt.com/998716-0 info@artscentersp.org 28-JAN

Winterfest “Saint Peter, Street Peter” 5-11 p.m. Winterfest features various events in St. Peter’s downtown from Jan. 28 to Feb. 13.

It kicks off on Jan. 28 with the opening ceremony and the first clue to the annual medallion hunt. https://go.evvnt.com/974756-0 spchamb@ hickorytech.net

28-JAN Dance Party Reunion - Buddy Holly and Friends “Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave. N., Faribault” 7:30-10 p.m.

“Dance Party Reunion is a re-staging of Buddy Holly’s 1959 Winter Dance Party, featuring music of Buddy’s co-stars, Ritchie Valens, Dion, and the Belmonts, The Big Bopper, and Frankie Sardo.” https://go.evvnt.com/974761-0 info@ paradisecenterforthearts.org

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Toners Lake Vintage Ride “Toners Lake Karting, 8747 415th Ave., Janesville” 9 a.m.-7 p.m. A snowmobile ride through rural Waseca County. https:// go.evvnt.com/998714-0 editor@southernminnscene. com

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SEE MORE @ SouthernMinnSCENE.com 3-FEB Old Town Indigenous Art Festival Mankato 10 a.m.6 p.m. “Join the Old Town Mankato community as we host indigenous artists, food vendors, handmade good vendors, and amazing Indigenous Snow sculpture artists.” https://go.evvnt. com/998719-0 oldtownmankato@gmail.com

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Climb 2 Feed Kids “Mount Kato Ski Area, 20461 State Highway 66, Mankato” 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.

“Gather team of 5-10 climbers (you’ll take turns climbing 500 feet up the hill and sliding down). Fundraise $1,000 or more (definitely more) in support of FOCP’s programs. Receive athletic apparel.” https://go.evvnt.com/974765-0 focp.admin@feedingandfueling.org

“Courageous Conversations “”Sinner & Saint: The Church and Racism””” Northfield 618-698-4870 7-8 p.m. “Northfield pastors, Pam Fickenscher and Jonathan Davis, will offer frank discussion of the church’s complicity concerning racism, while acknowledging good work that has been, and is happening now.” https://go.evvnt.com/991531-0 women.stjohns500@gmail.com

4-FEB Dueling

Pianos “American Legion, 97 S. Park Ave., Le Center” 5:30-9:30 p.m.

A fun adult’s night out with a performance by Dueling Pianos.

Food by Fat Bellies BBQ and beverages available for purchase. Tickets are $30. https://go.evvnt. com/998721-0 managerclub108@gmail.com

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1-FEB Authors Talk “Northfield Public Library, 210 Washington St., Northfield” 6:30-7:45 p.m.

“Content Bookstore and Northfield Public Library host Laurel Bradley and Sam Demas, the authors of Hut to Hut USA: The Complete Guide for Hikers, Bikers and Skiers.” https://go.evvnt.com/998709-0 info@contentbookstore.com

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Mike Filzen Memorial Poker Run “Boat House Grill and Bar, 406 Ninth St. NE., Waseca” 11 a.m.-6 p.m. “A poker run is an organized event, in which participants stop at several checkpoints, drawing a playing card at each one. This ride, part of the Sleigh and Cutter Festival in Waseca, has seven stops.” https://go.evvnt. com/998909-0 ken.borgmann@gmail.com

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3-FEB 29-JAN St. Peter Toy Show “Nicollet County Fairgrounds, 400 Union St., Saint Peter” 9 a.m.-4 p.m. “Farm toys, cars, trucks and various collectibles. Concessions also available. Show takes place Saturday and Sunday. Admission is $3.” https://go.evvnt.com/998713-0 editor@ southernminnscene.com

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Rocka Rollaz “State St. Theater Co., 1 N. State St., New Ulm” 7-10 p.m. “Take an authentic trip Back to the ‘50s with Minnesota’s own Holy Rocka Rollaz!

If you love the rock n’ roll music of Elvis, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, Johnny Cash, Brenda Lee, Patsy Cline and more.” https://go.evvnt. com/998724-0 info@statestreetnewulm.org

Raptor Center Visit “River Bend Nature Center, 1000 Rustad Road, Faribault” 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. “Come meet and learn about an owl, hawk and falcon with the Raptor Center of Minnesota. The Raptors of Minnesota program explores different raptors found in Minnesota and their role in the environment.” https://go.evvnt.com/998718-0 rbncinfo@rbnc.org

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Galentine’s Day “The Capitol Room, 419 S. Minnesota Ave., Saint Peter” 6-9 p.m. “Join for a night of comedy, crafts and cocktails - all to raise money for a great cause in CADA, which provide safety and support to victims of domestic and sexual violence in south central Minnesota.” https://go.evvnt.com/998893-0 editor@ southernminnscene.com

11-FEB Luminary

Snowshoe Hike “River Bend Nature Center, 1000 Rustad Road, Faribault” 6-8 p.m.

Enjoy an adult night out!

Stroll through the nature center with luminaries as your guide. Then enjoy an adult beverage as you warm up inside. Snowshoes available to rent. Pre-registration required. https://go.evvnt. com/998884-0 info@riverbendnaturecenter.org

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12-FEB Winter Charm on the Farm Waseca 11 a.m.-3 p.m. “Horse Drawn Wagon Rides, Snow Painting, Winter Walking Tours, Snowshoe Trails, Cross Country Skiing, Campfire, S’mores and Hot Cocoa. Admission is $5 per person in advance online.” https://go.evvnt.com/974735-0 editor@ southernminnscene.com

Whitesidewalls Valentine Dinner and Dance “Kato Ballroom, 200 Chestnut St., Mankato” 6-10 p.m. “A night of great 50s and 60s music and dancing. Special Valentine’s buffet meal - Garden Salad, Butter-Herbed Chicken Breast, Rice Pilaf, Fresh Vegetable and Bakery Roll. $40 for dinner and dance.” https://go.evvnt.com/998897-0 tania.cordes@katoballroom.com

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11-FEB Alcoléa

& cie: Ciné-concert Méliès - En plein dans l’oeil “Sheldon Theatre, 443 W. Third St., Red Wing” 7-11 p.m. “Alcoléa & cie réunit une équipe inventive et réactive d’artistes, de techniciens et de plasticiens, qui œuvre à la réalisation de chaque spectacle. Notre compagnie présente des spectacles pluridisciplinaires tout public et des spectacles pour le jeune public. Pianiste, compositeur, improvisateur et scénographe, Jean-François Alcoléa présente des spectacles empreints de son univers pluriel, alliant musique, créations sonores, lumière, images fixes et animées, arts de la rue, danse, textes et installations plastiques.” bandsintown.com

11-FEB

Benjamin Raye @Giesenbrau Bier Co. “Giesenbrau Bier Co., 1306 First St. NE, New Prague” 7-11 p.m. “This is a solo/acoustic show. Singer/ Songwriter from the MinneapolisSt. Paul, MN area.

You can see me play a couple time a week at various venues in the area.” bandsintown.com

11-FEB

Harper’s Chord “The Grand Center for Arts & Culture, 210 N. Minnesota St., New Ulm” 7-9:30 p.m.

“Harper’s Chord is a 4-piece country/folk/Americana band led by lead singer, Jill Moore. Appeals to a listening audience who appreciate songs with a message and musical interest.” https://go.evvnt.com/998958-0 grand@ thegrandnewulm.com

11-FEB Blithe

Spirit “Little Theatre of Owatonna, 560 Dunnell Drive, Owatonna” 7:30-9 p.m. “The smash comedy hit of the London and Broadway stages.

Cantankerous novelist Charles Condomine, re-married but haunted by the ghost of his late first wife. Tickets online.” https://go.evvnt.com/998882-0 info@ littletheatreofowatonna.org

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Sweetheart Soiree “Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls” 5-10 p.m. “Prom the way it should have been! No chaperones, good food, good music and you don’t have to bring the booze. King an Queen crowned and prized for best dressed. Tickets are $45 each.” https://go.evvnt.com/998894-0 info@ cannonriverwinery.com

12-FEB

Be Our Guest Valentine’s Event “Indian Island Winery, 18018 631st Ave., Janesville” 5-8:30 p.m. “For $110 per couple, get a three-course meal, including desserts, two glasses of win (keep the glasses), six wine tasting tickets, a rose and a small gift to bring home, plus music and dancing.” https://go.evvnt.com/9988890 indianislandwinery@yahoo.com

Til Death Do Us Part “Chankaska Creek Ranch, Winery, & Distillery, 1179 E. Pearl St., Kasota” 7-9 p.m. “This Valentine’s weekend, dress the part and enjoy provided appetizers while helping to solve a murder... or die trying. Tickets are $40.” https://go.evvnt.com/998901-0 info@ chankaskawines.com

12-FEB Chris Holm “Sleepy Eye Brewing Company, 121 Main St. W., Sleepy Eye” 5-9 p.m. “Chris Holm is a country blues musician based in Minneapolis, Minnesota. A fingerstyle guitar picker and harmonica player, Chris channels the high-spirited liveliness of Charley Patton, thumping on his suitcase drum, attacking his guitar strings with abandon, and shouting along in a gravelly howl, later to channel the lonesome sounds of a weeping slide guitar and a blue yodel.” bandsintown.com

12-FEB

Candlelight Snowshoe and Ski “Ney Nature Center, 28238 Nature Center Lane, Henderson” 6-9 p.m. “Enjoy a beautiful winter night snowshoeing or skiing by candlelight along our peaceful groomed trails. All ages. Free event but if you are renting skis or snowshoes, $3 for members, $5 for non-members.” https://go.evvnt. com/998899-0 info@neycenter.org

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The Singing Wilderness “St. Olaf College, 1520 Saint Olaf Ave., Northfield” 7:30-9:30 p.m.

“The St. Olaf Orchestra pre-tour and home concert features the world premiere of composer Matthew Peterson’s first symphony, The Singing Wilderness.

In honor of Steven Amundson’s upcoming retirement.” https://go.evvnt.com/998891-0 editor@southernminnscene.com

16-FEB

Ice Sculpting “South State Street, S State Street South State Street, Waseca” 8 a.m.-5 p.m. “Part of the Sleigh and Cutter Festival in Waseca, Sakatah Carvers will sculpt ice over the course of three days (Feb. 16-18).” https:// go.evvnt.com/998886-0 ken.borgmann@gmail.com

18-FEB

Two Nights at The Sheldon “Sheldon Theatre, 443 W. Third St., Red Wing” 6-11 p.m. “Big Turn Music Fest presents Brothers Burn Mountain, Annie Mack and Heiruspaces Friday, then Bad Bad Hats, Low and Cloud Cult Saturday. $100 for two-night tickets.” https://go.evvnt.com/998928-0 editor@ southernminnscene.com

18-FEB

410 Project Juried Exhibition “The 410 Project, 523 S. Front St., Mankato” 7-9 p.m. “Reception TBA, depending on COVID. Show runs Feb. 18 to March 5. Drop off dates are Feb. 9 and 10. All mediums and ages welcome. $5 per art work; up to three art works per person.” https://go.evvnt.com/998919-0 the410project@hotmail.com

18-FEB Red Dirt

12-FEB The Double Dees “Minnesota Wing King, 43539 French Hill Road, Saint Peter” 7-10 p.m. “It’s a pre-Valentine’s Day party with food, drinks and live music. The Doubles Dees features multiple guitars and drums.” https://go.evvnt. com/998892-0 mnwingking@gmail.com

Road Show “Veterans of Foreign Wars, 113 E. Elm Ave., Waseca” 8-11:59 p.m. “Lunch and dinner served at 5-7 p.m. Red Dirt Road combines great harmonies, killer musicianship and an arena style light show.

Simply put, the best country/rock show in the region.” https://go.evvnt.com/998914-0 editor@ southernminnscene.com

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19-FEB Science Day “River Bend Nature

Center, 1000 Rustad Road, Faribault” 10:30-11:30 a.m. “Learn about animals that can survive extreme environments, then learn some techniques for you to survive the winter weather. Programs are led by experienced education staff.” https://go.evvnt. com/998906-0 info@riverbendnaturecenter.org

19-FEB

Sleigh and Cutter Parade “Waseca County Court House, 307 N. State St., Waseca” 12-2 p.m. “Parade starts from fairgrounds and runs through downtown Waseca. The parade will feature multiple breeds of horses pulling many types of units, plus other features, like cowboy reenactors and Miss MN.” https://go.evvnt.com/998917-0 ken.borgmann@gmail.com

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Chastity Brown “Paramount Theatre, 125 Fourth Ave. NE, Austin” 7-11 p.m. “Based in Minnesota, but with roots in Tennessee, Chastity grew up surrounded by country and soul music. In the full gospel church of her childhood, she played saxophone and drums and found her singing voice and a passion for music.” bandsintown.com

19-FEB Strange

Daze Rocks “Reggie’s Brewhouse, 220 N. Cedar Ave., Owatonna” 8:30-11 p.m. “Minneapolis, MN’s modern rock band Strange Daze released its first national album, Shine Through in 2013, an anthemic collection of modern rock.” https:// go.evvnt.com/998903-0 strangedazemail@yahoo. com

26-FEB The Ring of Kerry “State St. Theater 25-FEB REO Speedwagon “Mayo Civic Center Auditorium, 30 Civic Center Drive SE., Rochester” 7:30 p.m. “The classic rock band will play its biggest hits. Tickets $36.50-$225.” ticketmaster. com

Co., 1 N. State St., New Ulm” 7-10 p.m. The Ring of Kerry is a bursting-with-energy Irish music group that captures the hearts of listeners. All five of its engaging musicians sing and play several instruments. Tickets online. https://go.evvnt. com/998947-0 info@statestreetnewulm.org

25-FEB

Ledfoot Larry “The Doublewide, 421 Saint Joseph St., Elko New Market” 8:3011 p.m. “An evening with Ledfoot Larry, a Saint Paul-based band, combining Tex-Mex and early styles of country music to create a neotraditional sound.” https://go.evvnt. com/998941-0 editor@southernminnscene.com

27-FEB “Voctave: Red Wing, MN” “Sheldon

26-FEB Johnny Cash Tribute Show “The

Grand Event Center of Northfield, 316 Washington St., Northfield” 7-10 p.m. “What better way to celebrate Johnny Cashs birthday than to hear his music played live by the best tribute band in the land, Mitchell Hall and the Tennessee Trio live in Northfield. Tickets online.” https://go.evvnt. com/998936-0 thegrandeventctr@msn.com

Davidson, 2704 W. Airport Drive, Faribault” 9 a.m.-5 p.m. “Beat the winter blues. Party includes a clearance on end-of-season apparel, gift card giveaway and a free nacho bar.” https://go.evvnt. com/998934-0 info@faribaulthd.com

Sleigh and Cutter Closing Day Waseca 9 a.m.1 p.m.

“Vintage snowmobile show 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Boat House; Vintage snowmobile ice drags starting at noon at Boat House; and fireworks display (largest show ever) on Clear Lake, just after 5 p.m.” https://go.evvnt.com/998930-0 ken. borgmann@gmail.com

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26-FEB Cabin Fever Party “Faribault Harley-

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Theatre, 443 W. Third St., Red Wing” 3-7 p.m. “A cappella sensation Voctave shot to prominence after garnering over 100 million online views of their videos in just two years. Formed in 2015 by producer and arranger Jamey Ray, the voices that bring their arrangements to life represent a wealth of diverse backgrounds and musical experiences hailing from Central Florida, the eleven members of Voctave have performed across the globe and appear on countless recordings.” bandsintown.com

26-FEB Mardi Gras Masquerade Party

“Blue Moon Bar and Grill, 300 S. Webster St., Kasota” 8-11:59 p.m. “Join for a night of music and dancing celebrating Mardi Gras at the Blue Moon, featuring The Everett Smithson Band, bringing their hot movin music from up and down the Mississippi River.” https://go.evvnt.com/998944-0 editor@ southernminnscene.com

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From the MUSIC SIDE

MEGAN ROLLOFF Megan Rolloff is an interior designer in Mankato, who lives in New Ulm with her doting husband Tom. She loves music, especially of the Minnesota variety, and now she writes about it. Reach her at megankrolloff@gmail.com.

Band to Watch: Durry OMG,

you guys!

Have you heard of this new band,

Durry?

Now that I got that bit of fangirl out of the way, I will elaborate. It could have been TikTok or Instagram, or an email newsletter from First Avenue or The Current, I honestly don’t remember how the video for “Who’s Laughing Now” popped up on my phone, but I am so glad that it did. I immediately loved the song and needed to know more about the quirky little duo performing it.

Durry hails from the exotic Minneapolis suburb of Burnsville. They are comprised of brother and

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sister Austin, 29, and Taryn, 21, Durry. They officially formed in 2020 when the pandemic brought about a sudden situation of togetherness, as it did for many of us.

Austin and his wife, Ashley (also playing bass in the band), found themselves moving into his parents’ basement to ride out the various stages of lockdown. Residing under one roof again, Taryn and Austin found themselves spending a lot of time together. Both have lifelong musical training, thanks to their music teacher/director father.

Austin had planned to tour with his other band, Coyote Kid (FKA Marah in the Mainsail), for a good chunk of 2020. But, as we know, 2020 had other plans for us all. Austin started bouncing song ideas

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off his sister and she made sure he was keeping it hip and with it for the younger audience. And through proximity and unforeseen circumstances, something good came out of the bad and a new baby band was born.

In the era of social media, these guys are playing it right. They have a presence on Bandcamp, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Spotify, and TikTok (and possibly others that this ancient 41-year-old knows nothing about).

May 1, 2021, they launched a Kickstarter campaign to pool enough money together to record their first EP. After hitting their $5,000 goal in just three days, they decided to extend that goal in hopes of growing that EP into an album. It worked!

By, what I would call, overwhelming demand, they were able to add a few more tracks to their original goal of five and give birth to a fab collection of songs titled “Suburban Legend.” And Kickstarter hasn’t been their only online success.

Their song “Who’s Laughing Now” made them a bit of a TikTok sensation. And these days, that is how things are done and stars are made.

After releasing their first song (“Loser’s Club”) in June 2021, by January of 2022 they had released seven songs into the world. And you know what? They are all good.

I know that is a bold statement by anyone, but I stand by it. I honestly like them all. You could say I am a bit addicted at the moment. I have been listening to the same seven songs (“Loser’s Club”, “Hasta La Vista Baby”, “Dancing Alone”, Trauma Queen”, “Who’s Laughing Now”, “Worse For Wear”, and “Sand Trap Town”) almost nonstop for the past week. While I pride myself on enjoying, or at least appreciating, many different kinds of music, these guys are my personal cup of tea. Their sound is self-described as “nostalgic indie-pop”. And I would agree with that.

The lyrics are obviously based on personal thoughts, feelings, and past experiences, many of which I can relate to. And, though not a requirement for me to like a song but still much appreciated, they are all very “singable”. I find that singing loudly in my car on my way to or from work is a great stress relief. These seven songs are perfect for that; great melodies, great hooks, and clever lyrics.

And I know that to many a “true music fan” the word ‘pop’ is a dangerous one, but I have come to terms with the fact that I can’t help but love a good ‘pop’ sound. That being said, I also don’t generally go in for anything too mainstream and shiny. Austin’s gritty voice is the perfect complement to Durry’s upbeat tone and keeps it all from becoming too saccharin.

Honestly, I cannot rave enough about this band.

And since music is so easily accessed these days, why not give them a whirl? Even if they don’t strike the same chord in you as they did in me, chances are you know someone that would love them.

And like I said, if you want to know more fun facts, or want to check out their music, these guys have got their act together when it comes to social media.

The easiest and most comprehensive way for me to get to all their “stuff” was by clicking the link in bio on their Instagram page (@durrymusic). This takes you to a long list of ways to watch, listen to, and support the band. Or just give them a Google.

And if live music is your thing, they just happen to be playing the “Best New Bands of 2021” show at First Avenue on March 4. Tickets are still available as I am writing this and can be purchased via first-avenue.com.

I hope to see you there. 

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SoMinn THE BOOKWORM SEZ Dead Lines: Slices of Life

Playing with Words and Ideas

TERRI SCHILCHENMEYER Terri Schlichenmeyer is a book reviewer based just across the river from SoMinn in LaCrosse, WI. She can be contacted at bookwormsez@gmail.com

Dark Hearts:

by George Hesselberg

by books by various authors

The World’s Most Famous Horror Writers

c.2021, Wisconsin Historical Society Press $20.00 / higher in Canada 200 pages

c.2021, 2022, various publishers $16.99 - $25.00 various page counts

by Jim Gigliotti, foreword by Danielle Vega

And that’s the final word.

Just a few lines, a handful of dates and names, an accomplishment or two, and then that’s it. You’ll be done, dead, end of story – or is it? Will you be remembered only by a few lines in a newspaper or online? Or as in the new book “Dead Lines” by George Hesselberg, have you left small footprints on a lot of hearts?

Whenever a celebrity dies, we know it almost instantly. It’s on the news, online, passed by word of mouth along with reminders of their work or their lineage. We can tend to forget, then, that ordinary people accomplished things, too, but as “general assignment reporter, a crime reporter, and a columnist” for the Wisconsin State Journal, George Hesselberg remembered those folks.

In fact, he wrote a lot of their obituaries.

There was Sister Pat, an “alley-haunting, parking ramp-camping” one-woman missionary who never met a piece of paper she didn’t like. Harry Specht was a meticulous man who laid all his paperwork in a row before shutting his garage doors and starting his car...

There was Kenny Stout, whose mother died of hypothermia, though he’d cared for her “the best he could.” Bill Matheson’s claim to fame was that he’d taped and archived twenty-five years’ worth of radio programs from his local station. Willie Chatman left hundreds of people who’ll always remember his kindness.

A man named Thomas outlived an incorrect obituary for more than a decade. He thought about correcting it, but he didn’t. Vivian Husting left a legacy of professional work as a volunteer. And Angel Babcock Burns Richardson left questions and a couple of twisty puzzles.

Hesselberg wrote about an unidentified skeleton found in a chimney. He wrote about parents whose daughter died, and then saved lives. He wrote of love in a nursing home, a community looking for a dead man, a soldier’s bravery, “an accomplished ham-boner,” a circus heiress and a circus-lover, and of the miracle of a child in the cold...

Here we are, all of us walking around with stories to tell. You’ll hear some of them as time passes; others, you’ll read in “Dead Lines.”

There’s something irresistible about the tiny tales you’ll find inside this book; no kidding, they’re kind of like potato chips, in that you can’t enjoy just one. From 1977 to 2017, author George Hesselberg lauded each person well, making ordinary lives seem like important bits of history and letting readers imagine each subject as they went about their days, quietly hiding who they were before they fell on hard times or disappeared or went out in style – and that, in a wonderful number of tales, is just what happened.

Some of these obits will make you snort, while others will give you pause. At least one will baffle you like no mystery could. Some will sadden you, and they’ll all make you pay attention to the invisible people among us.

And for that, you’ll love “Dead Lines” until its very last word.

That makes no sense!

And yet, there it is: a fact that seems kind of silly but it’s a hundred percent all true. Those kinds of things-toknow are also a hundred percent fun, especially when you’re the smarty-pants who gets to tell them.

Trivia, tidbits, word-play, whatever you call it, these great books are calling for the nerd inside everybody...

How many words do you think there are in the English language? Well more than a million, if you can imagine that, and about a hundred more are added to our vocabulary every year. So would you believe that the average person uses only about twenty-thousand of them?

Yeah, and that’s why you need “Absurd Words” by Tara Lazar (Sourcebooks Kids, $16.99): so you can start expanding your vocabulary.

When you have something to say but you can’t quite find the right way to say it, “Absurd Words” is the book to read. Its mishmash of entries will take overused cliches out of your sentences so your audience will know you’re not a poltroon. Rejigger your writing!

Boggle those who say you don’t speak well. Speak, orate, postulate, the whole shebang! Become an abecedarian in almost no time at all and have fun doing it, with this book. It’s perfect for kids ages 8-and-up, and for adults who love wordplay.

Once you have a humongous vocabulary, you can then know everything worth knowing by reading “An Answer for Everything” by Rob Orchard, Christian Tate, and Marcus Webb (Bloomsbury, $25.00).

Where, for instance, has James Bond been in the world? How many chickens are there? And what’s so great about Meryl Streep, anyhow? These, and other burning questions are yours for the knowing with this book. Is it possible to find another planet exactly like ours? How many people (give or take) have been to space? Is it ever too late to do something awesome?

Is it ever to late to know that?

This book is one of those you want to leave in that place where you always seem to have time to spare, because every page is browse-able. Just dip in here, tuck in over there, and read any one of the page-or-two entries. Not interested in a subject? Then flip the pages or check the index or pop around and look for a new and fascinating interest.

And before you think it’s all play, get this: at first glance, the articles inside “An Answer for Everything” might seem fluffy or frivolous, but a second look will show you that more than just a few consist of serious information. There’s learning going on here but for sure, whatever you read in this book is fun stuff to know for anyone ages 10 to adult.

If these books reading don’t quite fit your criteria for light reading, be sure to ask your favorite bookseller or librarian for help. They’re superheroes at this kind of thing; they’ll know exactly what you want to read next and asking them for help, well, it just makes sense.

c.2021, Penguin Workshop $14.99 / $19.99 Canada 140 pages

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The scratch against your window made you jump, didn’t it?

The shivers down your spine are real, caused by the terrors in the book you’re reading. Yes, the frightening creatures that surround you are just words, but they’re making you feel unsettled. Try to relax, though. They’re only stories and in “Dark Hearts” by Jim Gigliotti, you’ll meet the minds that created those monsters.

When people tell Jim Gigliotti that they “aren’t a fan of horror,” he has a hard time believing it.

Scary stories, he says, seem to be what “makes us human,” they were “some of the first stories human beings ever told.” Lucky for you, they never stopped being shared.

Take, for instance, young Mary Shelley.

She didn’t have a lot of “formal schooling” but she was an avid reader and a friend of many famous people in her day.

One of them was a man who said that “galvanism,” a sort of electrical stimulation, could bring back the dead.

Mary thought about that, and created a novel about a mad scientist named Frankenstein.

Edgar Allen Poe used real stories to create horror but he really didn’t have to look far: many of the people Poe loved died early, and it led to a bit of a morbid fascination with death. Bram Stoker was a sickly child whose mother told him scary stories while he was abed, recuperating. Daphne du Maurier wrote her most famous novel, Rebecca, as a sort of revenge aimed at her husband’s first girlfriend. Shirley Jackson told people jokingly (or maybe not) that she was a witch. Anne Rice’s real name was Howard; she was named after her father, and she hated the name. R.L. Stine grew up very poor in Ohio. When he was four years old, Stephen King witnessed the gruesome death of a playmate.

And you’ll never guess who inspired author Joe Hill...

All their lives, you’ve taught your child to be safe.

Look both ways before crossing the street. Don’t do anything that would break a limb or a skull. So why not steer them in a direction of safe danger by handing them “Dark Hearts”?

Wild, edgy actions aren’t the only things to make a heart pound; a good, scary book will do the trick and in this one, there’s plenty of insight on the people who’ve penned the tales your teen loves. Now, granted, your kid may not recognize some of the authors in this book and some may be a far reach, but author Jim Gigliotti does a great job in presenting reasons for their inclusion: reading these biographies gives horror-novel lovers of any age a chance to truly know where the scares are coming from. They’ll also find new books to devour and inspiration for turning their own experiences into a scream-fest.

If your reader is old enough to understand Clive Barker, Daphne du Maurier, or Stephen King, they’re old enough to read this book, too. “Dark Hearts” is, in fact, a book anyone ages 15-and-up will jump on.

Song for Jimi: The Story of Guitar Legend Jimi Hendrix

by Charles R. Smith Jr., illustrated by Edel Rodriguez c.2021, Neal Porter Books, Holiday House $22.99 56 pages Sometimes, when you’re feeling just a little bit sad, humming a song can help.

It doesn’t have to be anything fancy; it doesn’t even have to have words. Just a little bit of song, quietly to yourself, can make things seem better. Maybe one certain tune always makes you smile or, as in the new book “Song for Jimi” by Charles R. Smith Jr., illustrated

by Edel Rodriguez, it can be an entire riff on a “git-tar.”

It was the fall of 1942, and Johnny Allen Hendrix had just made his debut.

Johnny was his name at first, anyway, until his Daddy changed it to “James” when the boy was three years old. By then, “Jimmy” was used to the way things were at home: his parents drank too much and fought even more. Jimmy kept to himself and rarely spoke.

When his mother finally had enough of it, she left and that was even worse.

“Jimmy lived the blues,” so he taught himself to strum an old broom like it was a real “git-tar.” Eventually, he found a “worn-out, beat-up” ukulele and though he was “born lefty,” he learned to play it, left handed and right-handed.

Finally, at age sixteen, Jimmy got his first real guitar, and it made him very happy! Still, it wasn’t enough: Jimmy wasn’t very good in school and a teacher told him to “give up on his dream” and buckle down. He didn’t listen; instead, he worked and practiced and worked harder, until local bands began to hire him and everybody knew his name.

They knew his sound, too. Jimmy’s guitar was loud and it screamed with a sound like none other. He kept that sound when he went into the Army. He kept it while in the military. He made his guitar speak “like a bird learning to tweet.”

And one day, after he’d changed his name and changed it again, Jimi Hendrix reached his dream: he was invited to play in a place called Monterey, where he “showed the world how to kiss the sky.”

Here’s a bit of advice: before you read “Song for Jimi” aloud, look at it first.

The story jangles with a kind of jerky beat that feels like a loose-limbed dude walking down a summer sidewalk. It’s a poem, but not quite; a song, but not entirely; a biography, but more. And it’s longer than your usual picture book, word-wise. These are all things that adults will enjoy because author Charles R. Smith Jr. tells a good story and artist Edel Rodriguez adds literal color to the tale.

But will kids like it?

Meh. The length is one issue; the relevance is another, since most picture-book audiences (in this case, 7-to-12year-olds) are likely too young for Jimi Hendrix. In the end, any enjoyment may depend not on the tale itself, but how it’s read aloud.

Give it a try once before you give it to your child.

Jangle with the story properly, and “Song for Jimi” may make your child sing.

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Exploring one of TV’s most common tropes

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ith Valentine’s Day fast approaching, it’s time to talk about one of the most popular and ubiquitous romantic TV tropes: the “Will They/Won’t They” couple. These types of couples are a staple of ongoing series, can be found in just about every genre of show, and feature two people who, from their first moments onscreen, everyone knows will end up together… eventually.

Doctors, detectives, high schoolers, and vampires: no one is immune to the temptation of flirtation, especially if it’s with someone who’s a terrible idea. What these types of relationships all have in common is that they feature a couple who are obviously attracted to each other, but some element of the story is keeping them apart.

Maybe it’s the fact that they can’t stand each other, or that their jobs or social positions establish them as enemies. Or maybe it’s unresolved sexual tension, created by the intimate situations they continually find themselves in, and the sheer proximity has got them subconsciously thinking “What if…?”

Often, what’s keeping them apart is that one or both parties are already in a relationship, and they can’t see what’s so clear to the audience — that their soulmate isn’t their bland boyfriend, but that sexy other guy who’s just kind of always around.

These Will They/Won’t They relationships are nothing new: they’ve been around at least since Jane Austen gave us Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. We love them because they elicit our ongoing investment. We know from the start that these two characters are meant to be, but when and how is it going to happen? The subtext of attraction paired with the uncertainty of circumstance have us on the edge of our seats, tracking every interaction, hoping for the two to cross paths, groaning at every new obstacle, holding our breaths over the briefest moment of eye contact.

The downside of the Will They/Won’t They relationship is this: what happens when they get together? If our interest is largely sustained by uncertainty, what happens when that uncertainty is removed? It takes a great writer to successfully resolve a Will They/Won’t They relationship. Either they must be brave enough to let the relationship play out realistically, even if it means it doesn’t work out, and risk angering fans, or they must

sustain the characters’ chemistry for so long that their eventual love declaration coincides with the end of the series. And if the couple does work out before the end of the show, how do they keep the relationship interesting, when so much of the audience’s investment was driven by its conflict? Many writers have tried; few have succeeded.

Below are some of the most famous, frustrating, and heart palpitation-inducing Will They/Won’t They Relationships from my own life of TV watching.

Seth Cohen and Summer Roberts, The O.C. Summer is rich and popular; Seth is rich and not. He’s smitten from the first moment; she’s, like, ew.

Eventually though, his loyalty and sweet neuroticism win her over, and the two begin dating, despite how it might negatively affect her social status. Though three seasons of obstacles abound, the two eventually get married in the series finale.

Rory Gilmore and Jess Mariano, Gilmore Girls When Rory and Jess first meet, Rory is faithfully in love with her boyfriend Dean. She’s a rulefollowing bookworm, dismayed by bad boy Jess’ delinquency.

But he’s inter-

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ested, though she can’t tell if it’s genuine or just a game. Small town run-ins are unavoidable, their flirtation grows, and eventually Rory can’t help herself: in a move that fueled the fantasies of my 8th grade heart for the next ten years, she kisses Jess abruptly in a sunlit grove of daffodils. Soon after, Dean and Rory break up and Jess and Rory start dating. Unfortunately, it turns out Jess is kind of an asshole, and their relationship ends after just one season. But fortunately for me, fan voices are loud, because in 2016 — nine years after the original series ended — Gilmore Girls creators released a follow-up mini-series, and this time around, Jess had matured, Rory was single, and by the final episode, prospects were hopeful.

Nick Miller and Jessica Day, New Girl Everyone — onscreen and off — can see that roommates Nick and Jess are meant to be. Accept, of course, for Nick and Jess. This is a classic case of opposites attract: Nick is cynical, curmudgeonly, and underachieving, while Jess is bubbly, optimistic, and naïve. The two remain friends through dozens of each other’s relationships with other people; though they both separately realize their feelings, the timing is always off. In Season Three, they even date for a string of episodes, but their differences drive them apart after only a few months. But four seasons later, they finally, finally, finally realize — at the same time — that they’re in love, and after a total of seven seasons of back and forth, the two get married in the final episode.

Jim Halpert and Pam Beasley, The Office (US) Perhaps one of the most beloved TV relationships of all time, Jim and Pam meet as co-workers — she’s a receptionist, he’s a sales rep, and their

desks just happen to face each other. But the course of true love never did run smooth, and Pam’s already engaged to Roy from the warehouse. Waiting three seasons for the stars to align so they could finally start dating was sweet, delightful agony, and watching their relationship deepen into parenthood and marriage over the subsequent seasons was just as good.

There’s a reason people still put “Looking for the Jim to my Pam” in their Tinder bios.

Buffy Summers and Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Talk about barriers — Buffy is THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and Spike is — you guessed it — a vampire.

These two don’t just pretend to hate each other, they actually do, and spend most of the early seasons trying to kill each other. Eventually, they become uneasy allies, and much to his chagrin, Spike falls hard for the blonde badass.

She, however, is repulsed by her own sexual attraction to him, and refuses to return his love declarations. That is, until the literal end of the world, when Spike prepares to sacrifice himself to save humanity. Only then can Buffy say “I love you,” to which Spike sadly responds, “No you don’t. But thanks for saying it.” 

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AUDREY KLETSCHER HELBLING A long-time wordsmith and photographer, Audrey Kletscher Helbling creates from Faribault, where she lives with her husband of nearly 40 years. Her greatest holiday joy comes in time with family, including her two precious grandchildren. www.mnprairieroots.com audrey@mnprairieroots.com

Love blooms on a mural commissioned by the Northfield Arts and Culture Commission and painted by Illinois artist Brett Whitacre.

Embracing love in Southern Minnesota

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xpressions of love exist everywhere. Love for loved ones.

Love for others. Love for community. Love for whatever you appreciate, whatever your passions in life.

In my recent photographic wanderings, I’ve gathered a collection of love images from the area. Some written,

some artistic, some of people together in love-filled moments.

Though different, each expresses love.

These “found” expressions of love remind me that, even in the most challenging of times, love shines bright.

To love is to care. To love is to embrace. To love is to celebrate.

In February, when chocolates and roses and poetry symbolize the romantic side of love, I appreciate, too, the universal love which connects humankind. It’s there. Inside. Outside. Between.

Among. There awaiting our embrace. 

TOP LEFT: Inside LaNette’s Coffee Shop in downtown Montgomery, original art focuses on a love MIDDLE LEFT: Posted on the Faribault Foundation’s community message board in Central Park in June 2021.

BOTTOM LEFT: Retail love displayed in downtown Northfield in 2020.

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Inspiring and loving messages banner the windows of a home in Dundas in August 2020.

TOP LEFT: Early in the pandemic, hearts show love and care on this county government building in Faribault.

MIDDLE LEFT: Community pride and love for Cannon Falls.

A memorial sign at the Medford City Park shows just how beloved this park

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Henrik Hellerud, a then second grader at Nerstrand Elementary School, created this heart art for the annual Student Art Show at Faribault’s Paradise Center for the Arts.

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Together at North Alexander Park in Faribault on a spring day in 2020.

TOP: Generational love in Nerstrand during a Cruising Rice County History Tour in mid 2020.

MIDDLE: A love for 4-H showcased in a collection of buttons at the Arts & Heritage Center in Montgomery as part of the “Celebrating Farmers and Agriculture” exhibit in 2020.

Lerberg’s Foods posts a love message to customers inside its Ellendale store in March 2021.

At River Bend Nature Center, a memorial paver invites visitors to pause

BOTTOM: Spotted outside Hopefull Treasures in Hope, a fun (and loving) cookbook.

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Love for Prince banners a billboard along Interstate 35 outside Faribault in late 2020.

TOP RIGHT: Among the many positive messages posted along the Virtues Trail in Faribault.

MIDDLE RIGHT: Columnist Audrey Kletscher Helbling crafted this love poem from magnetic poetry words on her refrigerator.

BOTTOM RIGHT: A Northfield business (early in the pandemic) encouraged masking by focusing on the message of loving others.

Bride and bridesmaids pose for wedding photos in June 2020 at the Village of Yesteryear in Owatonna.

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erry and Amy Blaschko own and operate The Embassy Bar & Grill, in a building that has been a fixture of the downtown since 1862.

Embassy Bar has been in historic downtown St. Peter, Minnesota for over 75 years. Terry and Amy have owned it since 2008, when it became Blaschko’s Embassy Bar & Grill.

“Our on-site general manager is Jackie Blaschko, who runs all operations for us in St. Peter. She has been in this industry her entire working career. All of our staff — cook, bartender and server — they are a very talented and experienced crew,” explained Amy Blaschko.

The Blaschkos specialize in serving huge, delicious burgers, with 13 different burgers on the menu — which also includes sandwiches, salads, and wraps. Once a month, the venue - Terry & Amy features a steak dinner special for $14.95, including salad, steak cooked to choice, baked potato and corn.

Amy and Terry offer all of the traditional burgers but some of their specialty items are: Patty Melt: a very juicy 1/2-pound burger smothered with 4 slices of cheese and fried onions, served on butterygrilled Texas toast; BoomBoom Burger: the same great 1/2-pound burger smothered in pepper jack cheese and topped with (2) thick strips of crispy bacon, fried onions, Jalapenos, all drizzled with Boom-Boom Sauce (a rich, flavorful, creamy sauce with a little kick); Olive Burger: same delicious 1/2-pound burger, melted Swiss, American and pepper-jack, topped with thick sliced bacon, green olives and houseprepared-seasoned sour cream; the most popular sandwich is the Steak Philly Melt: the traditional thinly sliced steak, topped with fried onions, green peppers, and mushrooms, however, it’s enhanced by adding a drizzle of Boom-Boom sauce, and sandwiching the traditional between 4 slices of Swiss cheese, and buttery grilled Texas toast, a creamy rich sandwich from just this side of heaven!

While the Embassy burgers are paramount, a close second are the delectable Steak Bites: “We grill the tender bits of steak, season them with our own signature steak seasoning and top them with your choice of onions, mushrooms, green peppers or blue cheese crumbles,” Amy remarked.

“We are a unique historic venue, with some of the best customer service you are going to find in any restaurant or bar, which only complements our great food and cold drinks to make for a memorable experience!” said Amy. The venue is open 365 days a year from 11 a.m. to 1 a.m. And yes, that includes all

“We pride ourselves on providing an unforgettable customer experience to everyone that comes through our doors. Stop in and check us out. You won’t be disappointed!”

Blaschko’s Embassy Bar & Grill

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holidays. The Blaschkos host “Sunday Funday” meat raffles, Thursday night Bingo and monthly steak dinner specials. Too, Embassy Bar is a great place to stop for a bite to eat and a couple of cold drinks, while enjoying the St. Peter

Downtown Historic District, or experiencing some of the many music festivals throughout the summer.

“We pride ourselves on providing an unforgettable customer experience to everyone that comes through our doors. Stop in and check us out. You won’t be disappointed!” - Terry & Amy. 

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WINTER/SPRING LINE-UP AT THE PARADISE

Dance Party Reunion Buddy Holly and Friends Friday, January 28 7:30 PM

Clay Hess & Ron Block Show Friday, February 4 7:30 PM

The Love Show

GALLERY OPENING

Saturday, February 12 7:30 PM

Friday, February 18 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM

The Jimmys

Wildflower

GALLERY OPENING

Friday, March 11 7:30 PM

Saturday, March 19 7:30 PM

Friday, March 25 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM

PRESENTED BY:

The Boy Who Talked to Whales February 18, 19, 24, 25, 26 7:30 PM Sunday, February 20, 27 2:00 PM

For more information & tickets: www.paradisecenterforthearts.org

(507) 332 - 7372 321 Central Avenue North Boeing Boeing

GALLERY OPENING

April 1, 2, 7, 8, 9 at 7:30 PM April 3 at 2 PM

Friday, May 13 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM

Her Crooked Heart (Residency) Featuring Rachel Ries Friday, May 20 7:30 PM

Faribault, MN

These activities are made possible by the voters of Minnesota through a grant from the Minnesota State Arts Board, thanks to a legislative appropriation from the arts and cultural fund.

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