The Perineum Technique

THE PERINEUM TECHNIQUE

Ruppert & Mulot

HELLO, |'M A FRIEND OF SARAH’S

THE PASSWORD IS “YOU’RE COCKEYED”

HELLO, WELCOME

YOU DON’T HAVE A MASK?

UH, NO, | DIDN’T KNOW | NEEDED ONE THAT’S OKAY, HERE, TAKE THIS ONE

AM | LATE? HAVE THE OTHER GUESTS ALREADY ARRIVED?

YES, EVERYONE’S HERE. WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU TO SIT DOWN for DINNER

UH…SARAH

NICE TO MEET YOU. WELCOME THANKS YOU WANT TO GET A DRINK?

WHOA YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

NO, |'M TRANSHOTBITCH

ARE YOU…

HAHA, YEAH, IT’S ME, | WAS KIDDING. YOU’RE JH?

SHE CAME ALONE AND STRIPPED DOWN TO HER BIRTHDAY SUIT THE MOMENT SHE ARRIVED

BUT WEIRDLY ENOUGH SHE SEEMS SUPER EMBARRASSED. | TRIED TALKING TO HER EARLIER AND SHE WOULDN’T SAY A WORD

SEE, SHE ISN’T TALKING TO ANYONE

MAYBE SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE HITTING ON HER

| WAS HITTING ON HER

| THINK SHE WANTS SOMEONE TO COME UP AND JUST TAKE HER BY SURPRISE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING

OH SORRY

WELL COUNT ME OUT. | WOULDN’T DARE, NOT EVEN JUST TO TALK TO HER

REALLY?

THAT’S FUNNY, |'D HAVE GUESSED THE OPPOSITE

SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE CAN SEE

EXCUSE ME MISS, DO YOU HAVE THE TIME?

| COULD PICTURE YOU SAUNTERING OVER THERE AND ASKING HER NAME OR SOMETHING

ARE YOU KIDDING? |'M SUPER SHY

COME ON, | DARE YOU. SHE’S COMING THIS WAY

WOW, NOT VERY COOL

NO, ISN’T IT OBVIOUS |'M NOT WEARING A WATCH?

YEAH, AND NOT AS SHY AS ALL THAT. THANKS. NOW | LOOK LIKE A BIG DORK

HAHA, YEAH YOU DO

SO WHAT? |T DOESN’T MATTER

LOOK, NO ONE CARES

YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO PULL MY COCK OUT THOUGH

YES | DID! | WANNA SEE IT

COURSE NOT, DON’T BE SILLY

HEY WAIT WHERE AM | GONNA COME? |SN’T IT RUDE TO JUST COME IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS?

LOOK, |'m GONNA MAKE YOU COME ON THE GIRL NEXT TO YOU

WHY DON’T YOU SAY SOMETHING TO HER? |'D LIKE TO HEAR HER VOICE. THAT EXCITES ME

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? |'M SHY, | ALREADY TOLD YOU

TALK ABOUT THE DECOR. THAT’S ALWAYS A GOOD SUBJECT

| DUNNO, MAKE SOMETHING UP

EXCUSE ME. DO YOU KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE?

MY NAME’S JHNICEGUY AND THIS IS MY FRIEND, SARAHHOTT

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING NAUGHTY69?

| DON’T HAVE A JOB. |'M ON UNEMPLOYMENT

NO, NOT REALLY

|’M ONE OF MELANIE35’S COUSINS. | DON’T KNOW HER FRIENDS THAT WELL, UNFORTUNATELY

NAUGHTY69, NICE TO MEET YOU

YOUR HAND IS MOIST HAHAHA

|’M A MATH TEACHER AT LOUIS-LE-GRAND HIGH SCHOOL IN PARIS. | TEACH ADVANCED MATH

|’M A BUTCHER. | SPECIALIZE IN HORSE MEAT

|’M AN ARCHITECT, BUT YOU CAN BOTH TAKE ME IF YOU WANT

LIBRARIAN IN A VOCATIONAL SCHOOL IN THE PARISIAN SUBURBS

DENTIST. CAN | LICK YOUR PENIS WHILE YOUR FRIEND JERKS YOU OFF?

WANNA SEE MY BREASTS?

EXCUSE ME, MAY | SHOW YOU MY BREASTS?

| DON’T HAVE A JOB AT THE MOMENT. |N FACT, | JUST GOT OUT OF A MENTAL HOSPITAL

| WORK IN POLITICS AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE FAR RIGHT

| WORK IN FINANCE. |'M A TRADER

|’M A TEMPORARY SHOW BIZ EMPLOYEE. CAN YOU TAKE ME FROM BEHIND?

|’M A FEMINIST AND | ORGANIZE TWERKING WORKSHOPS

|’M THE EUROPEAN CHAMPION IN CHESS. | KNOW, IT’S PRETTY RARE FOR A WOMAN TO PLAY AT THAT LEVEL

| WAS A SCHOOL COUNSELOR. | WAS JUST FIRED FOR HAVING A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH A SENIOR

WOULD YOU MIND IF | LAY MY HEAD DOWN IN YOUR LAP FOR A MINUTE?

THANKS

YOU HAVE SOME ON YOUR MASK

HEY, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU’RE UBER FAMOUS IN THE CONTEMPORARY ART WORLD?

BUT IT’S BULLSHIT

SHIT, |'M REALLY KILLING THE MOOD

WOW, IT’S HEATING UP OVER THERE

| HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING GOOD IN YEARS

IT’S TRUE

THE TRUTH IS, MY ONLY GOOD SHOW WAS MY FIRST ONE. EVERYTHING AFTER THAT'S BEEN SHIT AND IT’S BECOMING OBVIOUS

| KNOW THAT’S TERRIBLE TO SAY, BUT IT’S TRUE

DON’T WORRY, IT’S FINE

YEAH,

OOPS

NAH, IT’S FUNNY. YOU’RE SEDUCING ME WITH THE “|'M SUCH A LOSER” ROUTINE WITHOUT EVEN MEANING TO. |T’S NOT BAD