PFFF… WHAT A SHITHOLE.
LET’S SEE… AH! THERE!
HEY, KID!
YOU DEAF OR WHAT?
HELLO, MISTER. MISTER BORIS.
HELLO, MISTER BORIS.
WELL, NOW…
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRENCH FRIES?
FRENCH FRIES?
MY DAD DOES MOST OF THE COOKING. HIS SPECIALTY IS STEAMED GREENS.
GROSS!
DID YOU KNOW GREENS ARE HIGHLY TOXIC?
SO THEN WHY DOES EVERYONE IN SUFFRAGETTE CITY EAT GREENS BUT NOT FRIES?
OH… I’VE NEVER HAD THOSE. MOM SAYS THE WHOLE HOUSE STINKS WHEN YOU MAKE THEM.
WELL, WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER COOK?
PEOPLE HERE ARE MORONS. C’MON, KID, HAVE A FRY.
NO, NO THANKS… EAT IT.
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GET FRIES FOR FREE?
HERE’S 50 BARBARANN BUCKS. WITH THIS, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUY A CUP OF FRIES.
IF YOU WANT MORE FRIES, YOU’VE GOT TO BUY THEM. WITH MONEY.
ONE MORE… CAN I HAVE ONE MORE… PLEASE, MISTER BORIS!
MONEY HASN’T EXISTED FOR YEARS. I READ ABOUT IT IN MY HISTORY TEXTBOOK.
I’VE GOT SOME.
I CAN TRADE YOU THIS FOR SOMETHING. YOUR GUITAR, FOR EXAMPLE.
OH NO, NOT MY GUITAR! FINE. NO FRIES, THEN.
THINK ABOUT IT. I’M GIVING YOU A LOT OF MONEY FOR THAT GUITAR. SEVERAL BILLS. AND THE MORE BILLS YOU HAVE…
THEY’RE NOT REALLY EQUAL THINGS. I EAT FRIES AND THEN THEY’RE GONE.
BUT ME AND MY GUITAR, THAT’S FOREVER. IT’LL ALWAYS BE HERE…
THE MORE FRIES YOU GET.
“BUT ME AND MY GUITAR, THAT’S FOREVER. IT’LL ALWAYS BE HERE…”
KEEP STUFFING YOURSELF WITH GREENS YOUR WHOLE LIFE IF YOU WANT. SEE YA!
I WANT TO BE A MUSICIAN.
… GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
YOU KNOW, THAT’S NOT EXACTLY A HIT SONG THERE.
MY GOD WHAT A RACKET!
DID YOU WRITE THAT STINKER?
NO, IT’S… WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE PLANS?
TAKE IT. LET’S TRADE.
I WANT TO TRADE IT FOR YOUR LITTLE PIECES OF PAPER.
THEY’RE CALLED “BILLS.”
I’LL GIVE YOU ONE FIFTY. THAT’S ALL THIS IS WORTH.
WELL, I’M DONE HERE. I’VE GOT OTHER PLANS…
BORIS DISTRIBUTES HIS MONEY. IT’S WHAT THEY CALL “PURCHASING POWER”...
SEE YOU LATER, UH…
FRANKIE.
SEE YOU LATER, FRANKIE.
BUDDY OL’ PAL!
HE CALLED ME “BUDDY!”
EVERYONE WILL BE JEALOUS OF YOU…
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T TELL YOUR NEIGHBOR...
WE NEED SOME WAY TO PRINT MORE MONEY.
WE NEED SOME WAY TO MAKE FRIES FASTER, JULIE.
QUIT PUSHING!